Just when I thought I was cleared and cleansed from my seasonal pseudo anime hentai, suddenly I found myself watching one recently! WTF???!!! I thought I gotten over my pseudo addiction?! And now I’m back?! What the hell happened?! Well, I blame Kaifuku Jutsuhi No Yarinaoshi for that relapse. Yeah, that degenerate and twisted anime has got me feeling a bit horny and hence why I thought of watching one just to drive it all away. Don’t ask how I came up with that logic. And here I am, deciding to check out Eternity: Shinya No Nurekoi Channel. Unlike other psuedo anime hentai that I have watched, this is an omnibus of short stories. Yes, each episode is a different story. Although each is pretty much the same with eventual sex scenes.

Episode 1
Mika is already at that ‘old’ age. Yup, 29 years old. So when Shiho pops the question to her, she was surprised at first. Why? Because I love you. Yup. The simple truth that led them to get married. As Shiho is a police officer, they don’t spend much time together. This means when he comes back, she will be already asleep. So much for sex. Shiho has a colleague that is divorced and from what I understand, he seems to be badmouthing their marriage because like everyone else, they thought he would’ve gone and married their captain, Nakamura. Apparently not. Shiho points his gun at him. Don’t talk bad about us, okay? When Shiho comes home early, Mika greets him and instantly they kiss. Then they take a bath together and if you’re still doubting the other’s love, here’s your first sex scene. Uh huh. Bathroom sex. Is that enough love for you? Next day, the colleague feels jealous and lonely so he forces Shiho to invite him to dinner because he wants to eat Mika’s cooking. But looks like not only he came himself but brought Nakamura too?! Oh sh*t. During dinner, Nakamura starts talking how she once dated Shiho, blah, blah, blah. You know she’s intentionally trying to start a fire as she is accusing Mika of marrying Shiho just because she is already ‘old’. After all, she is sure Mika isn’t his type of girl. Shiho then tells her to f*ck off. If you have anything to say, say it to his face. Sad Nakamura runs away crying. Nice girl Mika goes after her. Tries to ask her contacts to stay in touch. There. You happy? Back home, the newlyweds reconcile their love as they are now sure that they love each other purely because of love. If anybody doubts it, just tell them this answer. And proof of their everlasting love: More sex! Oh yeah. They can definitely sleep easy tonight.

Episode 2
Wow. We’re starting off with sex already? Hayato f*cking Honoka in the hallway. She feels a bit awkward but I guess when you put love in your f*cking, eventually she comes to love it. Flashback shows that her group was out drinking and looks like they lost some project bidding to Hayato. Yup, his face all over the front cover of a magazine. From the way they talk, it’s like he’s the bad guy. One day as Honoka runs up the stairs with her stuffs for another project, she bumps into Hayato. Because he fails to catch her, she falls down and broke her leg. Feeling guilty, Hayato decides to take responsibility and nurse her back to health. She soon learns that he rejected the project because it was unfair and something about the magazine supposed to publish it a month ago and not during this bidding period. Even when she is discharged, he brings her back to his place to help nurse her. One night as she notices him working late, she talks to him about his project. He claims a certain woman he loves changed his style and he hopes that woman would be his one day. So a sad Honoka returns to bed in tears as she wonders who that woman is because she is so in love with him. Sighs. My eyes are rolling… Once Honoka has her leg cast off, he continues to care for her. She feels weird that she might overstayed her welcome but he claims that he isn’t doing this out of responsibility but because he loves her. So do you get the hint now? You’re the woman he loves! He explains further that they met 2 years prior at a kindergarten where her design won the bidding. Hayato realizes why he lost and then studied her ways. Like a stalker?! Anyway, it also made him realize he loves her and the rest is history. And now that they’ve prove their love for each other, there’s nothing left but sex. Uh huh. Interested to study all the curves and design of a human body, eh???!!! Thank God for this architectural (sexual) masterpiece!!!

Episode 3
Looks like Ito got stood up by some colleague. Since it is awkward to see his face every day, she decides to quit and go study abroad. So as they have a farewell party for her, she is surprised the company’s top salesman, Toyama sits next to her and talk. He gives her a hairpin as a gift. However she soon realizes the travel company closed down. Feeling afraid to be alone, Toyama offers her to stay at his place. And it escalated quickly into them having sex! I guess he’s kinda hot. Can’t say no. When he confirms that she doesn’t hate him, he quickly sticks it into her! Time to go full speed ahead! Can’t stop the moaning! Subsequently, Toyama offers her a domestic job and will match her pay when she was in the company since she couldn’t find a part time job that pays well. Ito is more than happy to try out being a domestic housekeeper but is shocked to find it is his house that she’ll be taking care of. Things go very well for a while but one day he seems unhappy with her. What’s this about not understanding her true mood? He left for a while and came back late. She waited for him. He then reveals that his parents called him and have arranged him a marriage with the company president’s daughter in about 6 months’ time. Ito tries to be happy for him but he gets madder. She cries because she is confused and can’t understand why he’s mad if he doesn’t say. He further explains he always cared for her in the company but due to the wall between them, it’s the reason why he took her as a housekeeper. It’s so that they could get closer. It’s because he loves her. That’s his true feelings for her. So what’s your answer? Oh yes. She loves him too. And as expected, they solidify their love for each other with great sex. F*ck his fiancée and future marriage, right? He’s in love with his housekeeper and not some high ranking daddy’s girl. Oh well, that’ll be some juicy drama for another time.

Episode 4
Actress hopeful Miku goes for interview to be the secretary of Dita. She is wary of him for she knows that he is a famous actor with many scandals behind. During the interview, he tells her straight that this job is just a façade. What he wants her to be is to pretend to be his fiancée for a month since he doesn’t want to get married to the woman dad arranged. At first she refuses but since he says he’ll pay her 10 times and consider this a step to become an actress, she agrees. His condition: Don’t fall for him. That’s an insult, right? During dinner, she learns of his concept of love. Although he has fallen in love before, he just couldn’t see himself spending the rest of his life with a single person. During the vacation, WTF he almost rapes her?! Although he regrets it, she forgives him and brushes the whole thing off. Now it’s Miku’s turn to be a good actress as she plays Dita’s fiancée. His father grills her and is not impressed with a person of unknown stature. Dita stops the interview, claiming she is tired. But later, father talks to her privately and tries to talk her out of the marriage. Of course she still refuses. Dita gets worried thinking what father might said to her because they are very alike. Miku dismisses and claims he is a much better person than his father. So this is enough to have sex? Yeah, definitely best acting ever! Or not?! Next time, Miku gives her reply to his father and that she will not budge from her decision. But when he threatens that if Miku hangs around him, he will be hurt because all those working under Dita also works for him, Miku is forced to accept to leave him. When father tells Dita that Miku has left for the money, he refuses to believe him. A long time passed. Miku regrets leaving Dita. So much so she is hearing voices of him calling her. Why, it’s really him! Looks like he fired all his staffs and started anew from scratch. He doesn’t blame her for choosing to leave him then because she was just protecting him. That’s why he loves her. So with their new home, a great house warming as they have sex. Definitely not acting. So can this be considered scandal fodder in the future? Not with the one you love!

Episode 5
Tamaki is working late when she is surprised that Yousuke is here. Wasn’t he supposed to be in England? Flashback shows that they knew each other in university. However, Tamaki’s parents died and her uncle swindled all the money and house. Nowhere left to go, Yousuke let her stayed at his place and they even slept with each other. However because she couldn’t understand his feelings, she left. Now she ends up working in a company that belongs to his father and Yousuke is the successor. Yousuke then tells her that he wants her to be his lover since his father has arranged a blind date for him. Further flashback reveals Tamaki did meet his father once. He knew about her family’s predicament and gave her a blank cheque just to stay away from his son. Did she cash it in? I don’t know, because she now accepts Yousuke’s offer just to give it back. Hasn’t the cheque gone stale if she did not cash it in?! Anyway, she is feeling tired so Yousuke once again lets her sleep at her place. And suddenly he makes out with her! I guess she going with the flow shows that she isn’t that tired. Since he talks about love and she doesn’t understand it, he’ll show it through his actions! Yeah, sex time! OMG. First blowjob of the series?! Yeah, I guess action speaks louder than words! In the end, Yousuke wants her to continue living with him so everyone can see his relationship with her. Soon, his father calls Tamaki and speaks to her. Once again, he tells her to stay away from his son and will give her anything. This time she refuses. Wow. You mean he sounded so surprised? He pleads he will for sure give her anything. Okay then. All she wants is his son. With Yousuke hearing that and considering that as a confession, he tells off his father not to interfere with his personal life. He promises to inherit his company and make it even more successful than what he is doing. So they head home and celebrate this new life with shower sex before proceeding to a much more comfortable bed sex. Yeah, the stray cat has finally found her home…

Episode 6
It wasn’t exactly a Cinderella story for Ayaka. After being set up on a blind date by her aunt, as she tries to escape, she slipped down the stairs and her slipper hit a hot guy, Junta. He teases her by leaving it somewhere high. Next day as Ayaka complains to her aunt about it, Junta and his friend comes in. Seems Junta cancelled the blind date and decided to come negotiate with her directly instead. Seeing it isn’t all very romantic, he takes her to a park sponsored by his family. He draws up a contract for her to live with him and he’ll provide her with love, blah, blah, blah. Sounds like marriage, right? She looks at this on a positive note and agrees to it. Maybe she’ll find some happiness there. When they move into their apartment, it is just empty. So they go shopping for furniture. Now that it’s fully furnished, I guess it’s time to test the bed! Holy cow! Ayaka realizes that she never thought about this. It was to be expected, right?! Ayaka feels very embarrassed having sex with him. But I guess she feels good and that’s why she lets him continue. They start living together for a month until one night he gets a call. Could it be another woman?! His ex?! Oh dear. Ayaka looking worried. This actually goes on for quite a while. He gets some call in the middle of the night. One day, this high class chick, Kiyomi pops up at her work place to order some flowers with a message directly for Junta. Oh damn. Is this b*tch showdown?! Ayaka becomes depressed and returns home. Junta realizes their home empty without her presence that he has gotten used to. As he thinks about this, his friend calls him to reveal why he set up the blind date for him because he knew he was in love with Ayaka but his pride didn’t allow him to admit it. Ayaka is bored on some luxurious liner party? Suddenly Junta drops in via helicopter! Wow, like in the movies, he proposes to her with a ring! So they’re finally getting married, huh? Oh wait. Here’s this Kiyomi b*tch. Oh sh*t. Before you can think of any b*tch showdown, turns out Kiyomi is actually Junta’s sister and this is all an act to push him to make a move to marry Ayaka. Now that they’re feeling secure with their feelings and all, time for sex, right? Bed sex, shower sex, window sex, there’s going to be lots of flower blooming tonight!

Episode 7
Chihiro starts her new job in a company. Because she has a hard time trying to tell faces apart and remember names, Sousuke will help her with that as he gives her his lunch pudding. With his help, Chihiro gets by. A welcoming party is held for Chihiro. Of course she drank too much and at the end of the party, Sousuke has to bring her back to her place. I wonder if he is trying to take advantage of her drunken state as he hugs her and confesses he loves her. Then he tries to make out with her in bed but realizes it’s not so much fun when she isn’t sober. Next morning, Chihiro doesn’t remember much. Except the confession. It makes her feel embarrassed to face him. But being a simpleton, she is kept happy with all the gifts he buys her. She decides to return the favour by buying and sharing with him some expensive sweets. Not sure the logic behind this because when he eats them without her permission, she gets mad. Hey, there are more, right?! So to make things up, he invites her to dinner. Wow, instantly he confesses he loves her?! Need to get the plot moving? At first it was awkward between them but she realizes that it would get worse if she doesn’t do something about it. And so she decides to oblige him like holding his hand. This also includes inviting him to stay at her place. Because she loves him. Must be all those sweets and gifts. Oh brother, you can’t wait to make out? Right here in the hallway?! Why not get a room where it’s more comfortable?! Of course they continue f*cking in their room. Sousuke leads the way since Chihiro is a virgin. Time to pop the cherry, huh? You bet this is going to be better than any pudding or sweets. The sweetest candy ever!

Episode 8
When Suou became the CEO of a company, because of his ice cold personality, many secretaries under him resigned. Although Rin is one of the many secretaries, she now works for him only because her previous boss, Mizoguchi resigned due to illness. As usual, she doesn’t like this guy and laments if only Mizoguchi was still around. He puts her to work like usual and finds her a capable secretary. He is baffled why she won’t work under him. With all the hectic schedule, Suou soon falls ill. Rin has to nurse him back to health since it is a secretary’s job to take care of her boss’ health. When he gets better, a grateful Suou will pay her extra for her troubles. She smiles and says a thank you would suffice. He did that and she blushes?! Didn’t expect to see such a sweet smile in him, huh? Yeah, you bet that is going to set her heart aflutter. Of course she is still in a dilemma because of her bias view that she hates him and is still in love with Mizoguchi. Yup, this lady is committing adultery. One reason why Mizoguchi had to leave was because he told her his wife is coming back. When Suou finds out about Rin’s affair, he tells her off he hates that kind of woman. Before she could tell him back the same thing, he kisses her?! So, this is his logic of keeping her company and to stay away from that old man? And also to remove her mask? She also takes on this challenge and kisses him. She’s going to remove his mask too. One thing leads to another and now they’re having sex! WTF?! This sounds more like porn logic?! So, she’s a virgin and she doesn’t want him to stop halfway because if he does, she won’t get to have sex later???!!! WTF THIS PORN LOGIC???!!! Don’t stop now, because there’s a second round coming!!! So did the masks come off? Later, Suou brings her to the fireworks festival. Lots of fun until Rin feels she can’t take all this anymore. Because she likes him and it’s not use for her to be around him if he hates her. Hence it’s over between them. WTF?! Of course he won’t let her go. He won’t allow her to refuse him if she likes him. So eventually proof of their love is that they have another round of sex. Yeah, the real fireworks, baby! Now that they’re official, she is sure they will have love in the future. I guess with her saying that, she has finally been unmasked, no? Damn, this episode is confusing!

Episode 9
Satomi works in a general affairs department of a company. However, she has this very light presence and many tend not to notice her. Heck, even machines don’t even notice her! Hence she has been nicknamed by many as Ms Ghost. Are you sure she isn’t a real ghost? One day as usual, the automated door couldn’t open because it couldn’t sense her and was being a dick with her, that’s when the newly transferred and handsome CEO, Kengo helps her out. Later he talks with her over tea and likes her very much. He gives her his personal contacts if she ever needs to call him. One day, she gets locked in the storeroom. Yup, another case of faint presence. She calls Kengo for help right before her handphone battery dies. Why does this always happen? Kengo comes to her rescue and relieves a very scared Satomi. He brings her back to his place and after warming up, he starts going down on her. WTF?! Too fast! I guess he did not hear her pleas to stop and continues raping making out. Until he goes for the crotch that she slaps him! OMG! First outright rejection! Back home, Satomi feels terrible and can’t find herself to face him. But she can’t stop thinking of him. Then Kengo leaves a message and wants to meet. She does so and after apologizing, is surprised he wants to date her if she wants to make up. During the date, he learns more about her. At the end of the date, she expresses she had fun. So this means he is going to her place? Oh dear. We see this coming because he wants to have sex with her! He thinks she should let him because he has been a good boy trying to hold himself back. WTF???!!! Of course she lets him because, wait for it, she loves him. And even if she is uncomfortable and embarrassed, and despite Kengo saying if she wants to stop, she can stop because he doesn’t want to hurt her, she still carries on. Because, wait for it, she loves him. Best sex ever. Yeah, I guess she is no longer a ghost! He f*cks her till she has presence!!! HAHAHA!!!

Episode 10
Mina is a chubby girl and has always been bullied since young. She can’t lose weight no matter how much she tried. But mom told her to never give up. Yeah, must be in their genes because mom’s chubby too. Oh well, if she had a daughter it means she married someone, right? Anyway, Mina is surprised when her boss, Hayato starts being nice to her and helps her out often. During an office party, Mina got a bit drunk. Hayato asks her if she is dating anyone or is there anyone she likes. Thinking this is a dream, she says there is but won’t tell. However, she also says she has given up on love because of her chubbiness. Hayato wants to date her and would even sleep with her if she wants to. Still thinking this is just a dream, she agrees. Man, this dream is so real as Hayato starts making out with her. Then he decides to stop because he didn’t bring a condom and doesn’t want her to get pregnant. Mina still thinks this is a dream and doesn’t want it to stop! Please continue! Okay. Oh yeah. In the end, Mina gets really embarrassed when Hayato is admiring their liquids mixing together! WTF???!!! DISGUSTING!!!! Weirdest end dream ever. Next morning, Mina wakes up naked in bed. With Hayato kissing her, I guess she now realizes it wasn’t a dream after all. Now that both of them are officially dating, he has her stop dieting because he loves her the way she is and also to believe in him no matter what others say. As Mina confides in her best friend, Yuri however she also hears rumours from other girls that Hayato and Yuri once dated. Also, she notices Yuri knows a lot about Hayato. Back home, she talks to Hayato about this and feels uneasy about the rumours. He clears the air that he never dated Yuri. Jealous girls who broke up came up with such rumours. As for why they know each other, they’re childhood friends who lived together before. Now that this is out of the way, nothing can stop their true love now. Yup. Sex time! Wow. At this rate, I wonder how many calories Mina will burn! OMG. She can be finally slim!!!

Episode 11
We’re starting off with another sex act. Rei f*cking Aoi in the bathroom. Damn, they’re so clean and they’re going to get all dirty again. Oh wait, maybe they’ll be cleansed sexually… Flashback a few months ago, Aoi was forced to take Akane, her twin sister’s place for a blind date with Rei who is the son of a CEO of big company. Yeah, Akane fell sick so mom told her to stand in for her. You guessed it, can’t lose this date because they want the money! At first, Aoi doesn’t like Rei because she thinks this guy has been through lots of such dates. She tells him off she won’t marry someone she doesn’t love. Okay then. He also reminds her that her parents like many others, put her up to this task. He is tired because everyone is being polite just to go after his wealth. So he wants to test her love by throwing her on the bed?! Isn’t this rape?! She won’t have it and pushes him away and runs off. Rei believes he has found the right woman. On another day, Rei surprisingly calls and wants another date. Oh damn, Akane sick again and Aoi has to stand in for her? I swear she’s faking it… Aoi can’t refuse since her mom forces her. During the date, she finds him quite a nice guy. He also notes that her posture and everything is naturally. Unlike others who pretend and act gracefully just to please him. He asks if face and titles are important. She agrees but the most important is the heart. If a man doesn’t have that, forget it. This has Rei believing she is a very different person from the Akane he is supposed to date. Yeah, he knows that she is her twin. Then he pops the question to marry him. She says yes. But at the same time, feeling guilty. So when mom finds out about it, she slaps her for confusing things! WTF???!!! DIDN’T YOU PUT HER UP TO THIS???!!! NOW YOU PAY!!! BUT WTF?! Doesn’t matter which daughter marries Rei, they’ll still get some money, right?! SO WHAT’S THE PROBLEM???!!! Definitely, mom’s favourite child is Akane. Rei clears the air that he knows he has been dating Aoi all along and is in love with her. Hence his proposal is for Aoi and not Akane. With that, they get married and on their wedding night, they f*ck. Oh yeah, now they’re truly and naturally pleasing each other because of love and not money! No need to put up an act here!

Episode 12
The Sanjou and Saeki family seem to have a marriage agreement between them. So when Manami’s father tells her she will be a bride candidate, she couldn’t believe it is her boss, Akihito. But she doesn’t think much of it since she has other cousins, hence she is like the 4th choice. At work, Akihito conceals his identity by using a different surname. Likewise, the same with Manami. However, as she knows about his background, he doesn’t for her. They maintain some professionalism at work until he starts flirting with her a bit and she can’t take her eyes off him. One day, he invites to his place where he just moved in for some coffee. Yeah, I bet it’s going to be more than just coffee. So instantly he starts kissing her. He wants to date her seeing he doesn’t have a girlfriend. Manami thinks the other bride candidates failed so she accepts his proposal. Great. Now to test the new bed. Damn, that escalated quickly! I guess with them having great sex, this means the bed is very okay. One day, Akihito’s grandma calls him about her surgery. Sounds like she might not make it to his wedding. Panicked, Akihito calls Manami for an emergency meeting to tell her the whole truth about himself as well as to meet grandma. Grandma is happy to see her and as a shocked and confused Akihito is then told by grandma that Manami is one of his bride candidates. Now that the cat is out of the bag, Akihito has a private word with Manami. Because she knew everything, he thinks she was having fun playing on him. Well, technically Manami did lie. However she feels so bad and can’t face him as she runs away. She packs up and leaves but Akihito stops her. He apologizes for doubting her and was also guilty in his part of lying. Now that they love each other, all that is left is sex. Yup, bare everything! Because finally, no more secrets between them, eh? Also, Manami can be assured she is no longer the 4th choice but his 1st choice! Oh yeah!

When Love & Sex Collide…
Well… I don’t know if that did the trick. Can’t say if I have gotten over my pseudo hentai anime ‘addiction’ and only when the next season arrives, the truth will be told. Heh. A lame and loose excuse that I might do so. After all, I STILL CAN’T GET ILLYA’S VOICE OUT OF MY HEAD!!! OMFG. It’s been such a long time and although it had not been bugging me during my absence of not watching this genre, when I first started watching this show, those thoughts of Ilya’s voice in such sleazy anime rang through my mind. Oh God. And there were no seiyuus whose voice that were squeakily close to her throughout the series. So I take it. Next season’s pseudo hentai, high chance that I might watch it just to forget Ilya’s voice. Heh. Believe me. Heh.

Anyway, as far as this series is concerned, as a straight guy watching this, I’m having mixed feelings all over. Although I do not watch anime porn, but because I have watched many of the pseudo anime hentai throughout the years, the sex scenes are kinda numbing to me by now. Also, after the wicked and corrupted Kaifuku Jutsuhi No Yarinaoshi, such sex scenes here are so tame in comparison. So I don’t know if it is a good thing or a bad thing that while watching the dozen sex scenes, I didn’t really find the need to jerk off. I mean, yeah, sex scenes, cool. Feel like busting a nut while watching? Nah. Not really.

As far as I want to label the sex scenes as porn logic (awfully hilarious and weird circumstances that would lead to the characters f*cking each other), however most circumstances feel slightly a bit down to earth. Not to say that it is totally relatable. It is after all, sexual fantasies so there is some element of unrealism. Most probably it is because this series is an adaption of the Eternity Books series. These are novels whose target audiences are adult women. Unlike sleazy hentai targeted for men, such as those targeted for women have some romance element in it. Just that, it eventually leads to sex. Hey, who says men are the only ones who get horny? Hence the formula of this series feels pretty much alike as we see the women being romantically seduced by the hot man and it ends up with them having sex.

Of course it is still unrealistic in some ways because you do realize that all the guys here are really hot hunks. Plus, they are rich and having high positions in big companies. Wow. The ideal guy. Is this really what a woman wants? And of course, the ladies themselves are cute and pretty enough, hence making their romance take off so easily. Imagine if the guys were fat and ugly. Yeah, not going to make the cut! Imagine the same for the women! This show wouldn’t even happen! Remember, this is sexual fantasy. Thus it might seem unrealistic that a handsome guy with a position takes a liking for a female who holds a lesser status but they see through all of it because the matters of the heart is the most important factor and once they get past whatever obstacle, this accumulates in the form of sex. Wow. So idealistic. Of course, there is a character in here who is chubby but you do notice that she is also cute looking if you look closely. And so once again, love proves that it conquers all. Can’t say this series is fatphobic! But yeah, they didn’t have any tanned woman or one of a different race!

In bed, I wonder if this is what women want too. Because I noticed that the guys are very considerate when it comes to f*cking their girl. They will be thoughtful to ask her if she is okay and that if she is in pain or not feeling comfortable with the sex act, she can tell him to stop. And of course, they don’t want the good feeling to stop even if it sometimes hurt. Hurts so good, huh? So I suppose that some study about women like such rough foreplay in bed and men being aggressive is somewhat valid, huh? So this is romantic, huh? I don’t know. I haven’t been in such a similar position nor even close! :’(. But hey, in the very rare event if I am in one of those lucky positions, I believe I will be saying the same thing because I don’t wanna hurt my girl during sex because we both just wanna have fun. Sounds reasonable, no?

So to expand on the sex scenes, many of them feel somewhat the same. Sometimes I feel like I’m watching the same sex act in the previous episode but they just replace the actors. Because I do notice that in all the sex scenes, the guy will start licking and caressing her nipples and boobs. And then he will spread her legs and start licking down there in addition to fingering her. Caressing her with nice words and loving every inch of her body. Then missionary position, sometimes backdoor position or cowgirl position… Ultimately, they are all very much vanilla sex positions. Hey, got to remember that this isn’t exactly porn and that the target audience of this series is for adult women. So this is what women want in their sex, huh? Okay. Time to take note then…

Unlike in other pseudo anime porn, this series lasts about 15 minutes and this means every episode there is two sex scenes. Double the sex joy! Though, the story and setting itself seem pretty cliché, absolutely generic and follow the same formula/pattern because all of them involve working adults. So yeah, good thing no high school students here because it’ll be underage and illegal. So I guess the other unrealistic part is how fast the man and woman actually fall for each other. I don’t know, it feels rushed. Oh heck, 15 minutes isn’t a lot of time when you’re gunning for sex! Hope you don’t finish too fast too! Even when there’s some small trust issues, it’ll all be blown away after some words of assurance. Yeah. Perhaps trust is a very important factor if you want to have sex! So while all this seems unrealistic, but I guess these are fantasies that what most women want. A guy who is assuring and sweet with their words as well as great in bed. Yup. Gotta take note of that.

Art and animation feel pretty average. Personally, it is hovering around mediocre for me. The sex scenes are also just passable. It’s not really that high quality either since I would have been fapping off from all the episodes if the art style was that good. Heh. Seriously. Also, just to note that many of the good looking men look very similar to each other. Not that I care but sometimes I thought this guy looked like that guy from the previous episode. Do hot hunks have the same kind of look? Do women find this kind of pretty boy men attractive? Because hell, I don’t see any buffed macho guy like those types from the lumberjack or construction industry. With the guys looking almost so similar, at least the women I can still differentiate and tell them apart. The ending theme, Everlasting Story by Gunjou Yasaka may not be as sexy as Barry White’s ultra sexy crooners but it still has its own sexy charm to it.

Overall, sex is still sex. Porn is still porn. Love is, well, still love? If you aren’t bored watching the same kind of sex scenes as well as same kind of romance formula in almost every episode, I’m sure you’ll find this romantic. Heh. That in the very loosest form. After all, our goal to date and end up with our love is to have sex, right? I’m not too sure if this also works as a guide on how to appease your woman during sex because come to think of it, sometimes it does. At least from a guy’s perspective. Well, don’t know if you don’t try. If only I had one. :’(. Sheesh, got to stop reminding myself of that. I guess it’s the next pseudo anime hentai for me to forget that empty loneliness, only to feel more empty loneliness after that. Damn. A vicious cycle that I’m trapped in for eternity…