Top Bishoujos of 2023

30 December, 2023

Welcome back. So it has been already a year, huh? Either time flew like a race car or it was crawling like a snail pace, depending on how your life went. Mine? Well you know the purpose of this final blog of the year, right? Uh huh. If you have forgotten or didn’t read the title, may I remind you it is to shamelessly list down all the hot 2D chicks I have stumbled across while doing my favourite hobby of all time. More anime series were watched but will that translate into more beautiful 2D girls? Because now I couldn’t care less about the quantity anymore since this year just had 15 girls that made the list. Slightly 1 more than last year! Achievement or what? Without further ado, here are the Top 10 Bishoujos of 2023 in alphabetical order:-

1) Akane Kinoshita (Yamada-kun To Lv999 No Koi Wo Suru)

2) Droyes (Kaiko Sareta Ankoku Heishi (30-dai) No Slow Na Second Life)

3) Riho Tsukishima (Megami No Cafe Terrace)

4) Saki Takamine (Romantic Killer)

5) Shiori Goshiki (Ginga Ni Otonari)

6) Shiori Sakurazaka (Fuufu Ijou Koibito Miman)

7) Takina Inoue (Lycoris Recoil)

8) YoRHa No. 2 Type B AKA 2B (NieR:Automata Ver1.1a)

9) YoRHa Type A No. 2 AKA A2 (NieR:Automata Ver1.1a)

10) Yuna Yunis (Yuusha Ga Shinda)

Don’t like my choices? It sucks having inferior beauty standards and tastes but whatever. And for the remainder are in alphabetical order: Kaori Hojou (Isekai De Cheat Skill Wo Te Ni Shita Ore Wa Genjitsu Sekai Wo Mo Musou Suru), Mabel Rayveil (Isekai Ojisan), Mahiru Shiina (Otonari No Tenshi-sama Ni Itsunomanika Dame Ningen Ni Sareteita Ken), Ost Hourai (Tate No Yuusha No Nariagari S2) and Wendy Satou (High Card). Congratulations to all.

Controversially there were a few others like Bai Mongfa (Renai Flops), Lexia Von Alceria (Isekai De Cheat Skill Wo Te Ni Shita Ore Wa Genjitsu Sekai Wo Mo Musou Suru), Ariane Algrens (Hyouken No Majutsushi Ga Sekai Wo Suberu) and Kuroko Usami (Orient S2) that were considered that would’ve blown up the list. But after staring long enough (WTF?!), I guess I felt I was just caught up in the moment and well, uhm, they weren’t as cute as I thought they would be. Blasphemy! Boo hoo! So yeah, I’ll just note them right here just in case. Sheesh.

My love for Mai Tokiha and Suigin Tou is still going strong despite you haven’t heard anything from me waxing lyrical about them. Yeah, it’s only for my ears to (creepily) pay tribute and (creepily) visually fawn over them.

So another year gone and as always, looking forward to next year and it’s not like I watch animes for the cute girls, okay!? Okay, maybe sometimes it is but for the most part, it’s because it piqued my interest for better or for worse. And then lucky me will note a pretty mademoiselle from it and will be committed to my memory until the end of the year. Heh. Don’t blame me for being strange and weird. I’ve always been like that. It is the world that has gone and changed to become weirder and more bizarre! Really! So see you next time. Long Live Anime Bishoujos!

Anime Awards of 2023

29 December, 2023

Time really flies when you’re getting old, huh? Just a few weeks ago when I closed my eyes, it was the middle of the year. And now when I opened them, holy hell it’s already the end of the year?! What kind of sorcery is this?! Yeah, I guess when you’re having fun (or cringe) watching all the animes you want, you don’t actually take note of time. And just like that, the year flew by me again. So you know what this means, right? Uh huh. It’s time for another annual awards for all the animes that got my attention to watch during the year. Now I present to you the best and worst of anime in 2023:

Best 2023 Overall Anime Series:

Shingeki No Kyojin (The Final Season – The Final Part)

OMG!!! I don’t care what you people say, but the final has been an absolute masterpiece and I loved it till the end of the world!!! OH YEAH!!! It is no surprising if you have been following me on this and thus with the series already ended for good, oh no, who will replace that void of greatness this series have left behind? WHO???!!!

Other notable mentions:
* Kimetsu No Yaiba: Katanakaji No Sato-hen: Could have taken top spot had not a certain Titan occupy it. But yes, this next arc continues to thrill and excite despite what many others have negatively said about it.
* Akiba Maid Sensou: Maids! Actions! Blood! Gore! Deaths! Even more maids! What’s there not to like about maids killing each other at Akiba, Quentin Tarantino style?!
* Overlord IV: Might took a while for this season to come out but hell yeah, Ains-sama still doesn’t disappoint as he massacres an entire kingdom to set an example!
* Jigokuraku: Suicide Squad meets anime meets period drama.
* My Home Hero: This is what you should do if the yakuza abuses your daughter.
* Gokushufudou S2: Tatsu still showing us and putting us to shame and killing the husband game.
* Golden Kamuy S4: Hinna! Hinna! We’re closing in on the gold, boys!
* Dungeon Ni Deai Wo Motomeru No Wa Machigatteiru Darou Ka IV: Bell needs to spend some serious lone quality time with Ryuu.
* Cyberpunk: Edgerunners: OMG. Netflix did an anime adaptation right? Yeah well, still better than the game!
* Romantic Killer: When fate wants you to fall in love, resist the hell out of it!
* Date A Bullet: OMG! It’s Kurumi! How can you not love her?!
* Mashle: Magic And Muscles: Harry Potter with muscles…
* Trigun Stampede: Honestly, this remade in total CGI didn’t feel as bad. Love and peace won over!
* Boku No Hero Academia S6: Things get grimmer and darker with our young hero trying to shoulder the hero’s burden by himself amidst the dawn of villains and losing public trust in heroes.
* Kawaisugi Crisis: We own pets. But pets owned the invading aliens!
* Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E S2: Confusing although still highly interesting play of mind games.
* High Card: Kingsmen meets anime…
* Mahou Shoujo Magical Destroyers: Gobo! Gobo! Gobo!!!
* Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu S2: The vampire still isn’t dead…
* Lv1 Maou To One Room Yuusha: Yesterday’s sworn enemies, today’s roommates and buddies.

Worst 2023 Anime Series:

Ars No Kyojuu

Holy f*ck! Are the producers even serious when they wanted to make an original anime?! How can they f*ck something up like this?! Apparently they can and they did. The only giant thing is its big arse of fail!

Other notable mentions:
* Spiral No Kizuna: WHO ARE THE F*CKING BLADE CHILDREN???!!!
* Hataraku Maou-sama S2: I can’t believe they revived this show from the dead after 9 years and downgraded its animation and visuals!!! WHY?!
* Shin Shinka No Mi S2: If you think sequels cannot get any worse than this, wonder no more. What kind of rotten fruit did they eat to devolve into this garbage?
* Kakkou No Iinazuke: 2 cours of nothing burger. Who the f*ck is Sousuke?! I still believe he is a figment of everyone’s imagination…
* The Marginal Service: This is why MIB never made an anime series…
* Liar Liar: They lied to us! Boring games with confusing rules exclusively for the main character to cheat and make a comeback!
* Okashi Na Tensei: WTF?! I thought this was an isekai about making sweets?! NOT POLITICS!!!
* Candidate For Goddess: Nothing gets resolved in the end. We are the real Victims of this show…
* Tokko: Nothing gets resolved in the end. The only thing they left is a giant hole in our hearts…
* Yakusai Kochou: Sexy body to exorcist ghosts. Boy, that sure baited me…
* Masamune-kun No Revenge S2: So, this is how it ends after years of plotting smokin’ hot revenge?
* Isekai Wa Smartphone To Tomo Ni S2: Uhm, actually this series isn’t all that bad. Just wanted to list it here as a reminder that having a Smartphone that can create anything in an isekai world is the WORST idea ever!!! And oh, Touya continuing to amass his wives like nobody’s business.

Most Boring 2023 Anime Series:

Otonari No Tenshi-sama Ni Itsunomanika Dame Ningen Ni Sareteita Ken

YAWN!!! Do you like to see a girl’s flustering face when you embarrass her? In every episode? Hopefully in the next season, she’ll start to take off her clothes and make out just to live up to the series’ title. Wait. THERE’S GONNA BE A SEQUEL???!!!

Other notable mentions:
* Tensei Kenja No Isekai Life: Not even the cute slimes could save all the boringness that overpowered Yuuji gave us.
* Orient S2: One giant Kishin down, how many more to go?
* Tondemo Skill De Isekai Hourou Meshi: Hey, at least our main character isn’t overpowered and loves nothing more than to cook.
* Itai No Wa Iya Nano De Bougyoryoku Ni Kyokufuri Shitai To Omoimasu S2: No matter how you fix your bugs or increase the difficulty, there is no stopping to Maple in winning and beating everything!
* Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear Punch: Still stuck in a bear outfit…
* Isekai Shoukan Wa Nidome Desu: Must be real boring doing everything the second time, huh?
* Kubo-san Wa Mob Wo Yurusanai: A smile that melts out hearts but it’s only for an invisible boy…
* Genjitsu No Yohane Sunshine In The Mirror: Aqours meets fantasy…

Weirdest 2023 Anime Series:

Shigurui

Just a story leading up to some revenge but what the heck, blood, violence, gore and sex?! WTF is going on?! Oh, my nipples still hurt…

Other notable mentions:
* Fuufu Ijou Koibito Miman: Imagine having a school curriculum that teaches you how to be a good married partner. Don’t they know they are encouraging cheating?!
* Oniichan Wa Oshimai: So now he is spending more time as a girl, he can forget enjoying playing his eroge and fapping to them?
* Inu Ni Nattara Suki Na Hito Ni Hirowareta: Imagining turning a boy into a dog so we can have free access to low angled fanservice.
* Futoku No Guild: What stops you from retiring are the fanservice your girls give you during your training and missions, right?!
* Juliet: Naruto turns into a cat to do pervy things on his sister who is not blood related. WHAAAAT?!
* I Dream Of Mimi: Making sexual innuendoes with computer terminologies… Thank goodness my hard drive is not that ancient to process it all!

Best 2023 Anime Short:

Kenda Master Ken

If there is anything missing in your life, this is your answer! Everything so bad is so good! They could have made more episodes but concerning our mental health being, they stopped at only 10 episodes! Can I just stay happy and mad?!

Other notable mentions:
* Pop Team Epic S2: More epic madness. Enough said.
* Reiwa No Di Gi Charat: Nostalgia ~nyo!

Worst 2023 Anime Short:

Aru Asa Dummy Head Mic Ni Natteita Ore-kun No Jinsei

Trying to bait us with weird ASMR themes but nothing much happens. Could’ve been better if they made Tomokazu Sugita turned into some dildo… NOT!

Other notable mentions:
* Atasha Kawajiri Kodama Da Yo: Sorry, we’re not lucky to eat all the greasy food we want.

Best 2023 Anime Song:

Dramatic (Megami No Cafe Terrace)

Yes, I still can’t believe that of all the anime songs I have heard throughout the year, this one comes out as my favourite. Have to admit that it does have a catchy jazzy tune so that’s that.

* Budou Fumi No Uta (Isekai Nonbiri Nouka): Wine should taste good if they played this song while stomping, no? Just kidding.
* Yappari Economy (Rougo Ni Sonaete Isekai de 8-manmai No Kinka Wo Tamemasu): Singing about money and the economy, Broadway style!
* As You Wish (Itai No Wa Iya Nano De Bougyoryoku Ni Kyokufuri Shitai To Omoimasu S2): Still a good listen despite not as good as its spiritual successor, Good Night.
* Shinda (Yuusha Ga Shinda): Not exactly Thriller Night but still has this naughty and catchy Halloween vibes.
* Kawaiku Tte Ijiwaru Shichau (Yuusha Ga Shinda): Honey Honey, Honey Honey, Hi Honey Honey Trap Trap… Somebody get this cute song out of my head!!! Honey Honey…
* I Wish (Kaminaki Sekai No Kamisama Katsudou): Oh man, this is another song I somehow can’t stop humming in my head!
* Fireworks by MindaRyn (Kanojo Ga Koushaku-tei Ni Itta Riyuu): A very beautiful slow ballad sung totally in English with an equally beautiful piano accompaniment.

Weirdest 2023 Anime Song:

Jiribaki Love (Tomo-chan Wa Onnanoko)

The girls’ version was already weird enough. Now imagine the guys singing this kiddie-like song! Is it weirder? Is it cringe? Or both? Definitely sends my hair standing on ends!

* Gift (Otonari No Tenshi-sama Ni Itsunomanika Dame Ningen Ni Sareteita Ken): Aaow! Michael Jackson lives!!! Sort of…
* Koji (Shigurui): Is this even a song?! I mean, it’s so hollow and empty…
* Maxine No Kagurayan Nachatta Setsu (Geobreeders): Imagine grandpa trying to sing this beach song…
* Awake (RWBY: Hyousetsu Teikoku): Imagine Saori Hayami hitting the high notes later in the song…
* Trick Art (Yamada-kun To Lv999 No Koi Wo Suru): Aside the carnival-like jazzy fanfare, singer’s voice sounds so gay.
* Mukyuu Platonic (Isekai One Turn Kill Neesan): I wonder if this is the mental state of Maya. And the siblings’ weird tango at the end…
* Work (Jigokuraku): Super Mario Bros, metal version! Almost.

Best 2023 Anime Character:

Anya Forger (Spy x Family)

Don’t you just love how adorable and innocent she is? Especially in wanting to go on a huge adventure in this fake family? Above all, she can still keep her smile and innocence while weathering through the toughest of missions.

Other notable mentions:
* Zanac Valleon Igana Ryle Vaiself (Overlord IV): Didn’t actually think much of this fatty until his final moments where he redeemed himself trying to avoid fighting as much as possible but his selfish subjects beheaded him! Poor prince…
* Hitori “Bocchi” Gotou (Bocchi The Rock): How can one be a legendary rocker and still have social anxiety so bad? I can somehow relate…
* Mash Burnedead (Mashle: Magic And Muscles): Guy always in his own world and pace. Nothing like some brute force and brawns to solve everything. Everything!
* Yua (Eiyuu-ou Wo Kiwameru Tame Tenseisu): When you are so powerful, you can afford to be a slacker…
* Cal (Phantom: Requiem For The Phantom): Actually she shouldn’t be on this list. I’m only putting her here because… HOW THE F*CK CAN A LOLI GROW INTO A SMOKING HOT BUSTY BABE IN 2 YEARS???!!! HOW???!!! Perhaps the best character transformation ever…

Worst 2023 Anime Character:

Lucy Grill (Peter Grill To Kenja No Jikan S2)

OMG. I understand she hates her father who ruined the family with his cheating ways. But come on! Now she is freaking suspicious if her brother would follow the ways of their father? No doubt, Peter isn’t a saint but it’s like she is waiting for that moment to go berserk the moment she catches him unfaithful and it’s like she’s watching his every move for that! Psycho girl indeed!

Other notable mentions:
* Alas Ramus (Hataraku Maou-sama S2): Why do they need to add an annoying baby to the family?!
* Arios (Yuusha Party Wo Tsuihou Sareta Beast Tamer Saikyoushu No Nekomimi Shoujo To Deau): The hero became the villain. They want us to hate him so badly with no redeeming qualities and make him so freaking jealous and blame everything on Rein.
* Cid/Shadow (Kage No Jitsuryokusha Ni Naritakute): So, this guy wants to be a background character or some superhero of justice? So I get it’s the latter but he acts so chuunibyou about it and it’s hardly amusing. And to think many of the girls getting involved with him turned out with a tragic fate…
* Lucica Wayne (Noumin Kanren No Skill Bakka Agetetara Nazeka Tsuyoku Natta): When momma loves her son so hard and abuses her husband or even doesn’t want other girls near him…
* Cu Chulainn (Eiyuu Kyoushitsu): Selfish dragon girl acting like she owns her father who isn’t actually even her real father.

Most Dangerous 2023 Anime Character:

Makima (Chainsaw Man)

There is something about this woman that creeps me out. A lot of mysteries surrounding her especially her very strange and seemingly dangerous ability that could kill. Don’t know if she is friend or foe but you definitely don’t want to get on her bad books!

Other notable mentions:
* Mihari Oyama (Oniichan Wa Oshimai): Genius girl literally made turned her brother into a girl with an untested drug!!! And everyone continues to live a happy life! How does this not make her a dangerous person?!
* Kogan Iwamoto (Shigurui): OMG. Despite a senile old guy, this guy strikes fear to all those around him.

Worst 2023 Anime CGI:

Kaminaki Sekai No Kamisama Katsudou

I decided to create this special segment just because even despite today’s technology, we can still make sh*t CGI! HOW?! WHY?! And this season’s sh*tty CGI goes to this one. Yeah, they don’t call them strange beasts for nothing.

Other notable mentions:
* Noumin Kanren No Skill Bakka Agetetara Nazeka Tsuyoku Natta: A close contender for top spots because how the f*ck can they make such a hideous CGI dragon right at the start of the first episode?!
* Mahou Tsukai No Yome: Nishi No Shounen To Seiran No Kishi: There is a very short stretch of bland and uninspiring CGI. Do us a favour and just stick to the beautiful 2D animation, okay?
* Kami-tachi Ni Hirowareta Otoko S2: Why those horses still look like crap?!
* Romantic Killer: Obviously done as an in-game joke but yeah, you really can’t have such sh*tty CGI quality in today’s standards!

And so there goes another year. Well, I suppose this year wasn’t so bad considering there were a lot more good animes that I enjoyed than the bad ones. So does this mean the anime industry is picking up its pieces? Nah! I’m still sceptical about it all still. So it looks like my style in anime awards have somewhat settled down in this manner. I thought I would have made a few changes and revamps but clearly it stayed largely the same format as previous years. Oh well, don’t fix what is not broken. As always, I keep looking forward to next year and more animes to watch. Good, bad or ugly, I’ll take it all! Yeah, try me. I’ll be ready. I hope. It’s basically my life’s mission and reason for existence at this point. No second thoughts about that. Anime banzai! Banzai! BANZAI!!!

Eiyuu Kyoushitsu

23 December, 2023

Long ago, there was a classroom for assassins. And then there was also a classroom for elite children. And then recently there was a classroom to train spies. And now what kind of classrooms do we have? That’s right. Classroom for heroes. At least, that is what Eiyuu Kyoushitsu means. I guess in a world where the Demon Lord and his minions are running rampage, we need a school that creates and hones the skills of future heroes to save mankind. Well, unfortunately this isn’t that kind of series. Sure, training to become heroes but it feels more like the daily antics and shenanigans of these hero wannabes and especially the transfer student who is believed to be the world’s greatest hero enrolling into the academy.

Episode 1
An epic fight between the hero and Demon Lord ended with both sides taking each other out. Now we see Blade as a new transfer student to Rosewood Academy to train heroes. Such an eager beaver, he wants to make friends! So he quickly makes friends with Clay, Kassim, Yessica and Claire. Wow. At this rate, he can achieve his 100 friends goal and more! However, Earnest Flaming is not impressed and thinks he is a cheat since he is here to make friends and not train to be a hero. So she takes him to the headmaster’s office only to learn that the new headmaster is King Gilgamesh himself! Her hatred for Blade increases since Blade acts casually before the king and that Gilgamesh wants to speak with Blade alone. It seems both guys know each other. Although Blade wants to live a normal school life, that won’t do for Gilgamesh as he plans to turn the curriculum upside down and turn Blade into a hero. During training class, Blade continues to make friends so an unimpressed Earnest challenges him to a fight. Safe to say with his Dragon Eater blast whatever, part of the walls get destroyed, some classmates get bruised and yeah, some bits of Earnest’s clothes get torn. There’s your teaser fanservice. So who is he? He claims he is just a normal guy. During lunch, Earnest is forced to eat humble and apologizes for her b*tch attitude while admitting his powers are real. He learns she has no friends because everyone is scared of her. With that cold demeanour, I can see why. In that case, he’ll be her friend. Back home, she seems to be happy she has made her first friend but some curse still haunts her. During another training, she goes all out and to a point she collapses. She wakes up in the infirmary after Blade carried her here. She continues to act tough and warns him to keep whatever was heard in the infirmary a secret. Blade then beats all the security bots and hack into the school’s data to find out more about Earnest’s demonic sword, Asmodeus. So he confronts her again about this secret. Despite giving her a lot of power, she is not its owner. She reveals how the sword tried to take over her body since young when she tried to touch it. She has been on a constant fight to prevent it from claiming ownership of her. Don’t worry, Blade will let her fight Asmodeus and if anything goes wrong, he can defeat it. He has proven himself already, right? And so Earnest summons Asmodeus to fight him. With Blade’s backing, she has the motivation to defeat him. Now that she is free from the curse and smiling, the other students are in shock. Yeah, look how pretty she is! That earnest face is the ticket to earn her more friends! Pun intended!

Episode 2
Sorry Earnest, Blade doesn’t even notice your changed hairstyle. Anyway, she has him watch over Sophie since he is the only person she has reacted to. So as Blade talks to her and when he tries to get training started, class has ended. Should have stopped the talking… Luckily there is time to train her after class. Later as Gilgamesh talks to Blade about having made new friends, with Sophie being the current one, Gilgamesh thinks he did so because he knew of her past. What past? You see, Sophie is actually created from a lab in some artificial hero programme to surpass the hero that is Blade. She is the 12th reincarnation of Sophitia Femto and using the forbidden and lost knowledge, she has been experimented on countless times to manifest the powers of a hero. Gilgamesh has long put an end to that organization but when he found her and took her in, she was still asking for commands. This has Blade rush out to make Sophie get back to her normal life. But WTF, he doesn’t know what normal is! So he goes ask about that. So normal means youth means love means date. Yeah. Got it. Sorry Earnest, he isn’t dating you! WTF Blade barges into the girls’ shower just to ask Sophie to go on a date with him?! Is that an order? No, but it’s important. Okay. And so we see Earnest, Yessica and Claire tail them on this so called date. Blade making a real schedule on what to do but WTF he is panicking because they are behind? Sophie is cooler in leading him. So they do cliché lover stuffs that would definitely make Earnest jealous. Yeah, just calm her down with some sweet treats. At the end of that day, because Blade considers her his friend, she reveals her secret being a test subject to be an artificial hero. She demonstrates her powers to bend the laws of physics but she cannot control them. She can also stop time albeit for only 10 seconds. This makes Blade sad that he too reveals his own past. He blames himself for this curse on her. He claims he got this heroic powers at a young age and thought it could save everyone. However he soon realized he couldn’t save everyone and even got blamed for it. He questioned the meaning of being a hero. Sophie consoles him, even if he didn’t choose to be a hero, he was still one. He did save some hero so he should be proud of that. The same reason why she was created to be an artificial hero and thus she takes pride in that. He promises not to let this past bother him as they both agree to keep this secret just between themselves.

Episode 3
Haven’t you heard? Gilgamesh brought a magical beast to the academy. Don’t look now, this dragon is running amok! And gets knocked down with a single punch by Blade! Everyone is in shock although Blade claims this is normal! In fact, this dragon is just a child and got scared separated from her parents. Soon the dragon transforms into a loli version and starts latching herself onto Blade, calling him her parent. Blade seems receptive of this idea and treating her as his own daughter! So I guess this means bathing with her means nothing. But it means something at least for Ernest. Indecent! She is named Cu Chulainn after some devoted knight. Cu now descends into a bratty child who wants Blade to only see and attend to her. Damn, he agrees?! And when she claims her loli body is enough for him and that he should stop staring at mature adult female bodies, WTF everybody takes this chance to punish Blade as guilty?! WTF?! When Cu sees Blade interacting normally with his friends, this makes her sad. She wanders off to other parts of the academy. Other students invite her to join in but she is reluctant. But of course she is back to normal once Blade picks her up. Later he asks if she wants to make friends so she corrects him about dragons are far sturdier than humans. They live and die alone. Besides, he is the only one she needs. Gilgamesh is the only other guy who can babysit her but Cu doesn’t like his prickly beard so she runs away. Blade has to go find her and sees her playing in her room. Aren’t those dolls supposed to resemble his friends?! What astonishes him is that she has dolls for every student in this academy and knows their names! Oh Blade, you don’t even know them! This makes Blade sad that he hits his head on the wall till it bleeds?! Thank goodness for Earnest stopping him. She finds out what happen as Blade realizes he has not even noticed it. Dragons cannot acknowledge anyone weaker than them as equal. Thus to recognize her as a friend, one must defeat her. He has failed to be one even after defeating her. Uhm, I thought he was the parent? Anyway, it is Earnest’s turn to lecture him about asking for help. He once did it for her and now it’s her turn to repay the favour. Blade and Earnest seek the help of other students to fight Cu. They even prostate themselves. Even their close friends come to do the same. And so the day is here where everybody minus Blade fights Cu. This isn’t unfair for the record. Because do you think it is unfair for bees to fight as a swarm?

Episode 4
Everyone work together to fight Cu. Especially attacking her blind spots. But this is all a distraction so that Leonard can dig a huge hole in which Cu takes the bait and falls into. She tries to fly out but Sophie pins her down with her gravity. Earnest then abuses her sword for power to take down the dragon. It’s easy with everyone lending their power. With Cu defeated, she is sad thinking Blade will abandon her. Of course he won’t do that. More importantly, she asks everyone to be her friend. Will they say no? Of course not. During lunch, Blade notices something different about Earnest. Yeah, she’s fat! OMG! The rest try to hint to him not to say it but he didn’t get the message. And so, poor Earnest runs away in tears. Yup, this one is on Blade. Guilty. The gang go to talk to her as she locks herself in her room. But what do they see? Earnest eating more snacks?! So this is the culprit. Turns out she got very hungry after her fight with Cu and couldn’t stop eating. Oh Blade, don’t shrug off everything after you find out that you’re still friends with her. Time for Blade to once again extend his hand to help her. That’s right. It’s training time to lose those fats. Oh wow. Earnest really struggling in her training. When she weighs herself, the machine broke! In fact, her weight goes up! HOW THE F*CK?! The only method left is to summon Asmodeus and burn off all those fats. Yeah, so sorry that the most badass fire demon is reduced to fight the enemy known as fats. It works but now Earnest is hungry as she goes out of control. Her friends looking pretty tasty… Luckily Blade stops her with his, uhm, blade. Wind version whatever. Ah there it is, Earnest back to her sexy hot body. But soon the same problem because now she’s back to being fat after continuing to eat more snacks in her room. Don’t worry, she can always burn it off, right?!

Episode 5
Maria who is a night demon seeks a favour from Blade: She wants him to kill her! Of course as she explains, there is a very powerful magic beast inside her and she has a hard time suppressing it. She feels it is going to come out anytime and wreak havoc. Aside Blade, everyone is eager to help her. In the arena, Maria dislodges all her limiters that keeps this magic beast in check. Then she turns into the Demon Lord! Everybody attacks her and if Earnest in her Asmodeus mode can’t do the job, you think the rest could? Even Blade is having a hard time and his sword broke. Until Earnest lends hers and he is able to draw out an awesome power that surprises and puts the Demon Lord in her place. Whole place destroyed but no casualties. Blade is okay but the nurse is so worried about him since he promised not to be reckless with his power as it could cost him his life. The Demon Lord AKA Mao is now a student at school. She knows Blade’s identity as a hero but will keep it a secret for his sake. Gilgamesh soon reveals Maria’s mother is human and has long died. Her father’s fate is currently unknown but now they know his identity and he is the previous Demon Lord. Woah. How did a human and magic beats bang to get a child?! With Mao taking over, there is a possibility that Maria will never return. That night, Mao forces Blade to date her since she shows great interest in him. She admits that she is attracted to him, the reason she is staying here (to also test this hypothesis of falling in love) and offers him to be her mate. They then talk about Maria who is still hiding in the recess of her mind. Mao can tell dark shadows are forming all over her heart. Maria has always blamed herself for all the misfortune. And when mom died, she started doubting if father ever loved mom and if he was the cause of her suffering. So to escape that painful thought, Mao was born. Mao is telling this to Blade as he is closer to their kind than humans. Maria’s friend, Eliza claims the pendant isn’t a sealing item. How convenient she analyses it to be some memory keepsake. It is warned that activating it may make Mao disappear, something she is okay with. So they play the pendant, a recording of the Demon Lord claiming he must leave his wife (who was currently pregnant with Maria) to face a fated foe. He allowed her to hate him for this as he did not wish for her to follow him down this bloodied path. In the end, he loved them both as much. This touching recording has Maria come out and take back her body. But in the aftermath, Mao still exists so they take turns coming out as Maria wants a future where they both exist. Now Mao can happily fight with Blade all she wants.

Episode 6
Noticing a centaur, Dione stuck with a huge load, it seems Blade knows her. Almost giving his identity away, Blade has to constantly remind her not to. She is here because Gilgamesh has assigned her to be a new instructor at Rosewood. During practice, Dione shows her chops by easily breaking through iron blacks with her spear and even melting them. Of course, almost giving her relationship with Blade away. As some of the girls are suspicious, during bath time they make Dione spill the beans. She recounts first meeting Blade when he was 5 years old. That time, he was like a wild beast who couldn’t speak. He bit her ass and the mark is still there! Although she joined Blade’s party, he forbade her to fight along his side against the Demon Lord. She thought she was weak and underwent lots of training until today. In town, a pair of huge sacred birds known as simurgh hover across the kingdom. They don’t attack humans but did Earnest jinx it because one attacked a carriage before flying off! They go talk to Gilgamesh and true enough, this idiot is the one behind it. The cargo that Dione was transporting was a simurgh’s egg! That explains the simurgh’s anger. Before you accuse him of stealing it, he explains that the simurgh eggs need a couple of conditions to be hatched. A certain height and direct sunset light. However its parents were poor in making the nest so he wants to help them hatch. Which is due tomorrow. This means, Blade and his pals have to keep the parents busy until the eggs is hatch. So we see everyone doing whatever they can to keep the big birds at bay. Until it is evening when the hoist to the top of the castle is broken. Everyone gives Blade the green light to take it to the top while they continue to hold back the simurgh. Blade is able to get it to the top with the help of riding on Dione’s back. A third simurgh pops up as it is Gilgamesh’s turn to repay the favour. It is revealed a simurgh saved his life and that is why he went through all this trouble. Too bad he got flicked away. Thanks to Sophie’s time stopping ability, this is enough time for Blade to save the egg from toppling. In the end, a pair of simurgh twins hatch. Oh dear, are they imprinting Blade and Sophie as parents?! Well, Blade has more kids now! More importantly, more friends as the baby simurgh lets him ride freely in the sky.

Episode 7
Oh my. What’s this?! Blade turned into a serial killer and killing off everybody?! Sophie is the last one standing in his way but her skills too weren’t enough as he kills her off. Of course this all turns out to be a new virtual reality training simulation courtesy from Gilgamesh. He adds an incentive for whoever is the last one standing, gets the right to use this machine as they want. Oh wow, Earnest turning into a killer as she overkills Leonard! Is this her true colours?! Final confrontation with Blade, she still loses. While Gilgamesh revels in this brilliant idea of his, Blade turns up the difficulty of this machine and then has Gilgamesh fight all the monsters and traps. Yes, he respawns when he dies too. Welcome to hell. As the students rest, it seems Clay and Kassim are down. That’s because they lost to Yessica and Claire. There’s a first for everything. Hotspring shenanigans because it’s a mixed bath because Gilgamesh allows it. This guy doesn’t even bat an eyelid to claim he wants to see naked girls or at least in their swimsuits. Hey, he is king and can do whatever he wants. He even rallies the guys to do it. Earnest who has been hiding behind her towel is forced to show off her swimsuit. Don’t worry, Blade doesn’t seem that interested. Are you gay, Blade?! Clay and Kassim still down. Fun ruined? Later Blade talks to them about the big issue over losing to girls. As you would have guessed, they are in love with their counterparts. Blade didn’t get the hint because he also notes he loves everybody. Cu invites herself to offer her 2 cents worth of opinion. Want to get girls to like you? Get stronger! Blade can train them! Meanwhile the girls are discussing about this too and feel bad about making the guys so. Should they pretend to lose next time? No, that will be worse. Oh, look who is here to offer her advice? Yup, Cu telling them to get stronger because guys love strong girls! We see Clay and Kassim under tough training from Blade. On the day they fight again, the guys vow if they win, they will confess. At first, the guys are going great guns and it looks like Blade’s training has paid off. But in the end, the girls are still better and defeats them fair and square. The guys are feeling better this time and thanks them for not going easy on them. While they made up, it seems Earnest can’t take this sh*t and lectures them about the need to be stronger just to confess. Because she can’t accept this! So, she’s talking about her own predicament?! I bet it is!

Episode 8
The girls find a strange robot around. Then when they show it to Blade, he instantly destroys it! He warns them this is a Guardian and there’s no telling when it will go berserk. Furthermore, one cannot easily destroy it. True enough, it returns the next day. But as a hot android chick? Still. Blade destroys her. But as expected, she is back. This android nicknamed Iona has a mission to destroy Blade although she is in observation mode for now. Claire then invites her to join them because everybody here wants to defeat Blade! And so we see the Blade suppression committee as Iona discloses how Blade forcefully infiltrated her intimate zone and desecrate her body repeatedly. That’s an ambiguous way of saying he infiltrated a forbidden zone. Blade did trespass the forbidden underground library but it was to do research on Earnest’s case of Asmodeus. With everyone blaming Blade, he leaves pouting, thinking nobody appreciates his effort. He was just trying to help and after all, it’s not like one can easily destroy a Guardian because its soul is kept in a separate location. As Iona explains she took a form of a girl because Blade goes easy on her, Eliza has a suggestion. Put her soul back in this body. If Blade knows that, he will not easily destroy her. And so during their fight, Iona tells Blade about this. She has severed ties with Mother and is operating independently. To destroy her means to kill her permanently. Iona goes on the offensive as Blade takes a beating. She notes he is defeated because his moves are too strong. It is also because she didn’t give him any chance to use less powerful moves. With Blade surrendering, everyone cheers over this victory.

However as Iona joins them, they note something is wrong. It seems despite her victory over Blade, as a Guardian she is supposed to receive new orders from Mother. Without one, she will go berserk of self-destruct. Because Iona has detached herself from Mother, she was deemed ineffective and there is a counter counting down to her self-destruction. The only way is for her to take on a new master. That’s you Blade. And just like that he becomes Iona’s new master. But all this doesn’t sit well with Sophie. She is jealous Iona is her overlapping character. Even more so, Blade gives orders to Iona but not her? And so it becomes a challenge to see who is worthy of Blade’s orders. Yes, strange and dumb challenges like a staring contest and even watching him go to sleep?! So as he sleeps, the duo talk about how they were always alone except for Blade who gave them his attention. He was always there for them. Ironically, they bonded over this. But soon, Blade notices something still wrong. He has Iona show her counter and damn, it is still ticking. Being her master only slowed down the countdown by a tenth. She will still self-destruct. When asks what she wants, she wants to be with them till her last moments. And so as she forms a barrier, she gives her last speech to each of the girls. Now it’s time to explode. Iona feels scared and doesn’t want to die. A teary and emotional scene from everyone vowing not to forget her. But the explosion didn’t come. Blade arrives at this party explaining he went to see Mother about it. He managed to change her mind after using a bit of force. Yeah. Even computers are scared of him now. With Iona linked back to the system, she is now free to continue existing. Iona then breaks down with full emotion, hugging her master. Will Earnest allow this moment? As long as it doesn’t take too long… Any time now…

Episode 9
Once again, everybody loses to Blade. Somehow Leonard is the last one standing. Can he be the one to defeat him? Yup, a fool to put your hopes on him because he too easily loses. So as Leonard ponders about all this, Maria talks to him on the same topic. Eventually they agree to try and take Blade down. However this won’t do for Eliza because ideals are one thing but they need to brainstorm to actually see what needs to be done. And so everyone minus Blade gathers in this committee meeting to take down Blade. We see everyone taking turns with their ideas to defeat Blade but they’re all defeated. Mostly for the dumbest reasons. With so many meetings come and go, we’re wondering if such is even effective. Oh yeah, Earnest getting desperate to take that f*cking overpowered Blade down! Even if Leonard frowns upon the idea of taking hostage (because from Iona’s case, he gave up when her life was on the line), damn Earnest is going through with it! So during class, the guys masquerade themselves as terrorists to take the teacher hostage. Because she is looking cool at that role, all the other girls fight to be the hostage. Well, the teacher lets all of them be the hostage. So will now Blade give up? Apparently he doesn’t even know the meaning of terrorists and hostage! Yeah, incorrect interpretations by Cu has Blade even more confused. Politics. Violence. Non-perishable food. Yeah. I’m confused too! So when Leonard gets really serious in cutting Earnest, all Blade need to do is swing his sword and his force disarms (and unclothes) the ‘terrorists’. Last desperate attempt as everyone gangs up to fight him. We all know the outcome. Yup, Blade easily beats everyone again. Now he thinks this terrorist is some pretend game. Can we play it again? NOOOO MOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

Episode 10
Looks like Blade doesn’t even know what a birthday is. The girls talk to Dione and learn that nobody knows Blade’s true age. As he was taken in 17 years ago, they assumed that is his first year. Also, he is named so because he was holding a sword. Imagine if he was holding something else… As they ponder what they should get him for his birthday, Gilgamesh suggests a special royal tonkatsu curry. Also, to help with their training, the whole gang is taken underground to the royal pantry. Uhm, there is a whole new wilderness and ecosystem down here! So basically they have to hunt for food and won’t leave until they hit the mark of consuming a total of 1.13 billion calories! Holy sh*t! And so this series becomes Toriko as everyone dons their loincloth and start the hunt for strange beasts. One night, Earnest tries to ask Blade about his past. He can’t remember much except that he was fighting for survival, the reason why he became stronger. Just when it looked like a romantic moment for her to confess, Claire won’t allow this indecency. HUH?! With everyone’s survival going well, Gilgamesh adds another quest for everyone. It seems they have to hunt specific ingredients and everyone is up to the challenge. Is it me or do these plants they hunt are rejected plant designs from Plans Vs Zombies?! On the final day, they are faced off with the super huge behemoth. Might sound tough and all until Gilgamesh says its meat is super delicious. Yeah. Bring that beast down! Everybody cooperate to take it down but eventually Blade and Mao combining their great technique to defeat it. A huge success. Blade is tired and hungry! In the aftermath, Blade is surprised the nurse tells him that his strength has increased. Proper exercise and dieting, huh? Blade then gets a birthday surprise by the rest. Then he is ushered in to eat the curry dish they made. At first he feels weird out for this but as he eats it, he is trying to contain his tears. A man can’t cry? Gilgamesh even had to pull back his decree of that so that he could shed some tears. Make that lots of tears. For once, Blade feels like he is truly been born in this world. Best food he has ever eaten.

Episode 11
You thought Sophie was going to use the new move she learnt but she is trying to kill Blade?! The real Sophie shows up to protect her as her imposter escapes. It seems there are 5 of them. Une, Deux, Trois, Quatre and Cinq. Each with different personalities as all claim Une failed her mission to kill Blade although she claims it was a scouting mission. On another training day, Deux now shows up to kill Blade in which he accepts this challenge. Since she can’t kill him, she seduces him instead to kill her. Real Sophie shows up mad but then Deux escapes. Later as everybody discusses about it, it makes Sophie surprised that they realize too late that there are assassins after Blade’s life. I don’t think they’re worried too. Seeing how strong Blade is, right? As the clones ponder their next move to kill Blade, they are summoned by their zombie professor and reminded of their mission to kill Blade. Only then it proves the validity of their research to clone an artificial hero. That night, Sophie faces off with Une outside the dorm. Une claims they cannot disobey orders despite Sophie warning them all of them are failed subjects. Because they are not as ultimate as Sophie, they have shorter lifespans. A short skirmish in which Sophie wins. So I guess finish the fight in another time? Blade and co now stumble into the violent but child-like Cinq. She accidentally reveals everything before beating Blade to death. Seems it was all part of the plan to lure her into the virtual world to trick her into killing Blade. Too bad she found out and now she’s mad. Destroy! She is also joined by Quatre who is another violent psycho. Not sure how the other students can help to stall them because isn’t it in the end Blade is the one who has to protect them? Quatre and Cinq then use their ultimate power to create a black hole. Sophie manages to absorb it. With both sides out, looks like they’re going to have this rematch another time. Not again! That night as Sophie recuperates in the infirmary, Blade hears her out about this artificial hero programme. Unlike Sophie who was rescued by Gilgamesh, she laments her sister clones did not have that luxury. She gets emotional to think their only sole purpose is to kill Blade. Here’s a Blade hug. Feel better? Yeah well, that night Sophie slips out and Blade must be sleeping on the job to not even know she is gone!

Episode 12
Everybody is in shock as they demand an explanation about Sophie’s dropout. Well, as Gilgamesh puts it, it is her decision. She even put it in writing. Obviously everybody wants to bring her back but Gilgamesh reminds them the reason Sophie did this is not to get them involved. Because the only way for Sophie to stop her sisters is to kill them. Otherwise they will continue to stop at nothing to achieve their mission. Even so, the answer is obvious. Yes, Blade and co are going to find Sophie. Sophie is trying to locate her sisters’ hideout but to no avail. This is when her friends arrive and Sophie tells the truth about her origins. Although the research has long been abandoned, someone stole the data and its samples and continued on his own. He continued to incubate them and gave them orders to stop at nothing until they kill the hero. If that is the case, why are they after Blade’s life then? Yeah, how nice of them to think if they can’t kill Blade, they are not worthy to kill the hero! Okay, we’ll go with that. Sophie thinks she has had her fun with them and now it’s time to settle things. Obviously they won’t let her have this narrow way of thinking. Blade has not plan but Eliza sure would. For some reason, the challenge letter for the sisters reached their base?! How the f*ck they know where it is?! And so the quintet take up the challenge to fight and kill Blade at the school’s arena. This is just a distraction for Blade to fight them until they wear out their energy. Eliza believes the mastermind is giving them orders from nearby and when his girls lose energy, he’ll make his appearance. They will then arrest him and force him to reprogram their parameters so they won’t die. Wow. That simple. But easier said than done as Blade has to fight 5 sisters who are really hell bent on killing him. His friends promise not to get involved but they do throw him some gear to boost his weapon or skill when the time calls for it. This allows Blade to tire them all out. When the last one goes out, it is revealed that their lifespan will only last till today’s sunset. Which is now! I don’t even know how Eliza found where the mastermind is but he is already dead. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED! He has died a long time ago, way before the sisters awakened. Yeah, Eliza cursing himself for not being a genius enough. Science has its limits! But don’t worry. Sophie has an idea. With Blade’s help, the sisters’ mind and soul enter Sophie. In the aftermath, all of them live but in the same body as Sophie. So take turns to speak. Now we see everybody fighting a monster as part of their training. As expected, nobody could beat it except Blade. Easy as pie. Don’t you just want to kill this monster?

The Misfit Of Great Hero Academy
I don’t know, the final felt a bit rushed, trying to give Sophie and her sisters some sort of closure and happy ending. Whatever it is, it is a happy ending and status quo, right? Nobody really dies and Sophie’s French sisters get to technically live. I suppose their researcher is French because of the way he numbers them, right?! And if he was already dead a long time ago, whose voice was it that spoke to the girls?! Don’t tell me it’s a tape recorder! Or maybe the sisters have some sort of weird bug in their programme and hear voices in their head! Whatever. Don’t want to explore that any further. With the sisters inhibiting Sophie, at least this saves space and energy. Imagine having to copy and paste 5 more Sophie in the future! Goodness gracious.

Initially I have no idea how to story is going to turn out. But if my guts were right based on the synopsis that I read, it was going to be somewhat like standalone episodes. And how true it was. There is a good and bad side to such. While it doesn’t have a very complex or complicating plot in which viewers are forced to remember and strain their brains to think (people have such short attention span these days), however with many of the episodes feel like filler episodes, it makes the whole series somewhat incoherent. Therefore it is not clear where the direction of the series is heading save for the fact that it is about Blade having fun in his high school days and making new friends. Doesn’t that all sound pretty boring? Even more so, Blade is overpowered as f*ck and this isn’t even isekai to begin with! Or is it?!

The one thing that made me feel weird was how many of the jokes felt somewhat cartoonish and close to being amateurish. For example, when Earnest was tailing Blade and Sophie on their ‘date’, the punchline reaction for the joke is for Earnest to become a human rocket and blast off into the sky complete with vapour trail smoke. I understand they were trying to pull off that punchline reaction as a joke. However they couldn’t do it in a better way and that just felt more like a whole lot of cringe instead. At least that is how I feel about it. Hence in many of such instances, those kinds of reactions have that sort of feel and obviously I’m not very impressed. Joke of the scene is one thing, but the reaction to it killed it and fell flat. Some scenes even left my hair stood on ends!

Now that the series lacks any proper plot, then the burden of making it interesting falls on the characters, right? Unfortunately, not really. I have seen so many animes throughout the years and it is going to take a lot more than this to actually heap praises on it. In short, they are mainly boring and cliché. Take our main character Blade for instance. Overpowered and has a shady past. Shady as in an unknown factor. So the only way to ‘reward’ a hero for his services in defeating the Demon Lord, is to have him attending something that he has missed out on what many people his age normally do: Attend high school. Ah yes. Youth. Therefore an entire series which is solely about Blade trying to make friends and rivals because that is the stuffs that high school students do, no? My conspiracy theory is that everybody actually knows he is the hero and just playing along because they want to continue to be his friend. Because they actually couldn’t be this dumb not to realize it all, right? OR COULD THEY?! In that case if they’re too dumb to actually realize that, they’re not capable enough to go fight the Demon Lord! Geez, no wonder everybody still struggling with whatever weird monsters Gilgamesh brings in for training!

They also make him look like a retard because there are some ordinary stuffs he doesn’t understand. Yeah, makes him look all so innocent, doesn’t it? That is why he is compensated for that lacking area in power and strength. Nobody can best him and that becomes some sort of a running joke for his fellow friends to challenge this superorganism to try and beat him but the script says they must lose. Even under special circumstances in which Blade ‘loses’, he didn’t really lose but was forced into admitting it. Just a paper loss in my perspective. He doesn’t even struggle and that’s why we don’t even relate to him. Boring. Not even his past is fully fleshed out and having said so, it must be as boring as f*ck as he was pluck from the wilderness and trained to be civilized, HUH?! And to think he got his name because of a certain weapon he was seen carrying at first. Imagine if he was holding a dildo… Yikes!

The other supporting characters especially Blade’s circle of friends are also boring and unimaginative. I believe it serves to tick off the checklist of this harem genre. Isn’t this a harem theme?! Doesn’t Blade’s girls come from all walks of life. From humans to a clone to a dragon to a demon and even a robot? Variety is the spice of life, they say. Each of them are given an episode in focus in which they will have some sort of problem or insecurities. Somehow they can’t solve it on their own and Blade has to intervene. It gets solved and now Blade is officially friends with them and part of his groupie. A big chunk of the series feels like that. From Earnest’s cursed possession of Asmodeus to Sophie being an artificial hero to Cu wanting to acknowledge to have friends to shy Mao and her split personality to Iona needing a new master to serve.

Earnest is supposed to be the main heroine (based on my guts) but she is rather forgettable and felt more like a minor background character. I have a feeling they don’t want to make the whole thing cheesy by playing up the harem clichés. But because of that, the whole thing felt boring and for Earnest who obviously has a crush on Blade, did nothing more to pursue that interest. Not sure out of embarrassment or fear of rejection, it led to her being a forgettable character. Even poker face Sophie too. But at least the final arc puts her back in the spotlight with the appearance of her clone sisters. Then there is Cu who is the most annoying character because of her selfishness. True, she is a child but she is really at her own pace and acts more like a spoilt brat and daddy Blade often complies with it. Oh yeah, she acts a bit like a retard too. But we give her a free pass because she is loli cute, right? Iona’s deadpan looks that overlaps with Sophie gives her the right to post deadpan jokes and some are naughty ones. Don’t we all love our own sex doll? Oops, I mean cute android girl.

Claire and Yessica exist only because of Kassim and Clay, right? Or is it vice versa? But I guess it is better than Leonard who is more often a punching bag. This Earnest loyalist only serves that role and be a loser so that every time he gets owned, it is all for laughs. That’s much ado about him. Eliza is the only one in the group I feel the odd one out because she doesn’t get her own focused episode like the rest. One day, suddenly she is there among the groupie and she’s supposed to be the brains of the group but I just don’t feel it that way. Just that everybody else don’t really bother to plan and think and that’s why she looks like a smart girl. She and Maria are the only ones wearing glasses after all. There are a bunch of other students in the special advanced hero class (you can tell the difference if they are wearing personalized outfits or the standard school uniform). However they don’t do much except to prop up the numbers in this class and they look more like cosplay weirdoes. Or as I would say, rejected character designs of fighting games! Gilgamesh instead of being a scary headmaster, he is your idiotic character instead. Like many glorious heroes of the past, now he is of a joker role and sometimes exacerbates the students’ problems with weird brutal trainings. Well, he is the headmaster of his own school and can laugh in a silly matter and nobody can say anything.

There is a tiny bit wee of fanservice here and it is mainly when some super powerful move is executed, to show how ‘devastating’ its effects are, parts (or all) of the students’ clothes will be ripped or blown to bits. Yeah, I wonder how many more of the same clothes Earnest has in her closet. Like as though those torn bits of clothing and showing a few skin would turn us horny veterans on. Pfft. Even Cu’s non-existent boobs makes her look weird than anything stimulating. Oh well, I guess we have the curvaceous and scantily clad Yessica, Mao and to a certain extent Iona for better fanservice. Gee, thanks?

Art and animation feel quite mediocre. In many scenes, the animation quality would feel sketchy and somewhat rough. This is perhaps one reason why I said earlier on some of the punchline reactions look amateurish. The character designs are pretty basic and looking very much standard. Some characters look strange especially those minor background characters in the special advanced class and Cu to a certain extent looking cartoonish. Adding to that effect even more is her bratty behaviour. Even the overall colouring and hues are somewhat light. It’s like they’re trying to save budget on the colouring department. This anime is done by Actas who did the Girls Und Panzer series and the Princess Principal series and movies.

For the voice acting, it’s great to hear Rikiya Koyama back again after a long absence. At least, I didn’t watch the animes he voiced in for quite a while. As Gilgamesh, he is still recognizable. Unfortunately I didn’t pick up Nao Touyama as Sophie since she was so deadpan and not in her usual chirpy trademark voice I often identify her with. If Cu’s voice sounds annoying, she is played by Hina Kino who also voiced bratty character loli characters like Alas Ramus in Hataraku Maou-sama S2 and Fa in RPG Fudousan. Now I know why the annoyance is so similar. I thought Misaki Kuno would be fine voicing this character too but oh well…

I don’t recognize any of the other casts which are Reiji Kawashima as Blade (Finn in Mashle), Misuzu Yamada as Earnest (Koushi in Megami-ryou No Ryoubou-kun), Sarah Emi Bridcutt as Mao/Maria (Yuzuru in Date A Live), Aya Uchida as Iona (Kotori in Love Live), Konomi Kohara as Eliza (Chika in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Shizuka Ishigami as Dione (Mito in Shokugeki No Souma), Eri Yukimura as Claire (Emma in Kouya No Kotobuki Hikoutai), Haruka Shiraishi as Yessica (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy), Shuuichi Uchida as Clay (Terafune in Fuufu Ijou Koibito Miman), Tomohiro Oono as Kassim (Makoto in Tomodachi Game), Tomohito Takatsuka as Leonard (Roderich in Hachi-nan Tte Sore Wa Nai Deshou), Kanna nakamura as Une (Urushi in Sore Demo Ayumu Wa Yosetekuru), Natsumi Takamura as Deux (Raiha in Go-toubun No Hanayome), Yoshino Aoyama as Trois (titular character in Bocchi The Rock), Saya Aizawa as Quatre (Castiella in Strike The Blood) and Nene Hieda as Cinq (Misa in Maou Gakuin No Futekigousha).

The opening theme is Bravery Naturally by Kaede Higuchi. Rock piece tries to sound edgy and dramatic but ended up sounding pretty generic to me. Yup, not really impressed. The ending theme is Another Self by Akane Kumada and is another rock piece although it is not as edgy and dramatic as the opener and is more moderate. But still generic and yes, not really impressed with it either.

Overall, this is a rather boring and disappointing series. Part of the huge pile of garbage that the industry churns out every season and forgettable when the next season arrives. There is no real story here and the characters are just mediocre. As I have read, one pointed out this series is just a glorified showcase of an elite classroom for chuunibyou! May I further add that all this could one be big mental asylum because all the characters we have seen are just freaking weird in their ways. I mean, the Demon Lord has been defeated, why do they even have a hero academy?! Sure, to prepare for that return in the future but the way I see it, looks like everybody here is having their second or extended childhood, having fun being high school kids again. If these people are released back into the wild, I’m sure it is the start of mankind’s doom! Don’t count on them if you want these heroes to save the world, let alone the anime industry! We don’t need heroes. We need a miracle at this point!

At this point, I have resigned to the fact that the Love Live franchise isn’t going to die. Why am I even concerned since I’m not a huge big fan? Yeah, got to keep milking dry those fans and keep them cheering on forever these idols of yesteryears! Heh. So while the Nijigasaki team is still relevant today and the Superstar franchise going to have an unprecedented third anime season, what about the old ones? Like Aqours? Still remember them? Are they still around? Yeah. Now they are. But instead of making the boring story of down to earth plot of saving their school or any other realistic narrative, the only way to spice things up is to turn the whole thing into fantasy! You mean like taking those idol girls and giving them fantasy roleplaying roles? Yup. But how? Oh yeah. If you remember in Aqours, we had a member who is highly delusional AKA chuunibyou. Ah yes. So it’s the perfect excuse to create a spinoff via fantasy theme using the Aqours name. And so here we are, Genjitsu No Yohane: Sunshine In The Mirror focuses on our chuunibyou girl as she returns to her hometown after failing to make it big in the city. Of course with the support of her friends, she’ll slowly realize the meaning of life and get back on her feet. And yes, some magic!

Episode 1
Yohane attends an audition. Even telling her big dreams in the city of Tokai. Well, she failed! Then she gets a call from mom. Forgot her birthday is today, huh? Yohane requests to send some money but mom rejects her and reminds her why she left her town 2 years ago. It was to become some big star, right? And how is that coming along? Yeah… Mom then wants her to come back because she needs to leave for some work. Yeah, Yohane has to take care of the house! This will be perfect chance for her to think about her future. And so Yohane reluctantly makes her way back to her little town of Numazu. She’s mad nobody welcomes her back? Hey, you’re a nobody! Only her talking dog, Lailaps welcome her back. Lailaps knows she doesn’t want to come back here. Yes, she admits to it since she has no good memories of the place nor friends. So is Lailaps not her friend? Well, she considers this guardian doggy as her sister. How sweet. So as they go around town, many recognizes Lailaps but not Yohane. Yeah, who are you? Except for Hanamaru. Suddenly a strange eerie vibration rocks the place. Hanamaru explains nobody knows why it keeps happening and it seems that has affected their fruit harvesting too. But everyone decides to stay positive and carry on. Yohane goes off as Lailaps wonders if she should’ve talked more with Hanamaru. As Yohane is indifferent, Lailaps notes why she left Numazu in the first place since it has nothing for it. Yohane has no intentions of staying and doing some small time job here. Sad. Lailaps brings her to a huge tree stump in the forest. Remember this place where she used to sing and dance? She always looked like she was having fun. This makes Yohane even sadder as she starts to realize herself as a failure. Hanamaru disagrees because she often watched Yohane singing and dancing and it gave her the motivation to go into baking that she loves. She wants to see her sing and dance again. Time for Yohane to put on her idol worthy performance. Once that is done, it must have been so magical that a wand pops up for her! Happy Hanamaru gives her some sweets as thanks. Lailaps notes that Yohane has also enjoyed talking with Hanamaru and she should be more honest with herself. Yohane herself admits she has not felt this enjoyment for a long time and it makes her happy. So she thinks her talents are finally blooming? Lailaps thinks she barely passed. Yohane can’t use any magic but she can still scare Lailaps with her phobia of bugs!

Episode 2
Since it’s boring, Yohane wants to leave. Lailaps: Do you have money? Okay then, time to work. And so Yohane becomes a fortune teller. Still waiting for her first customer… Then a few kids come by to ask help find their lost ball. Not paying? No service! Next is Hanamaru. I guess Yohane doesn’t want to entertain her so she closes the shop. That’s good too because Hanamaru wants to bring her to meet a few people! So Yohane meets Chika who works at an inn and Dia who is the boss of Numazu’s admin bureau. At the end of the day, Yohane is unsure if she can handle so many people. Then she notices Hanamaru making lots of money from selling her sweets. Hanamaru says that working isn’t all just about money. Yohane is now torn about everything. Should she leave town with nothing? Obviously not because that won’t feel right. Yohane is soon happy as she gets her first real customer. Riko is a zoologist and wants to ask some questions about some animals. So as Yohane gets ready her stuffs, yeah, pretty impressive ‘magic’ setup. All for show. But as Yohane figures out about Riko, all her answers are wrong! Even getting today’s weather wrong too! Oh my, is she a scam. Riko would love to leave now but spots Lailaps. She wants to research this animal and will pay any amount. Tempting at first but eventually Yohane won’t sell her partner to her. Riko apologizes for her rudeness when those kids return with some money. Still not enough to help them find the lost ball? And when other townspeople seek Yohane’s help, oh well, can she turn them down. So yeah, Yohane is now an errand girl, doing everything at their request. In the midst of it, finding those kids’ lost ball. At the end of the day, Yohane seems fulfilled as she thanks Hanamaru for introducing her to other people and listening to her song. That night, not sure why Yohane is wandering around in the woods. Didn’t Dia warn about not doing so because of dangerous creatures? Unless she wasn’t listening. Mysterious fog envelopes the place as Yohane gets trapped. WTF who these strange people coming to her rescue?! Million Dollar who?!

Episode 3
Yeah well, Million Dollar is Chika and her sisters from the inn. After freeing Yohane, they confide in their boss (their mom) about what to do with those monster deer. As the deer are innocent and under some evil influence, they must not hurt it. Meanwhile Dia has received the same reports so she and her fairy sister, Ruby make sortie. Is she some kamen rider? Dia also kicks ass but it seems Chika is not her ally as both have differing views on how to solve this. They would’ve continued to be loggerheads had not Yohane tell them they should be working together. They put aside their differences and we can see the miracle in teamwork as they save the day. Or night. Everyone thanks Yohane for her help as Dia continues explaining that she knows something is happening in Numazu but the people have ignored their warnings. That is why the bureau is trying to tackle this from the shadows. As for Yohane’s power that she derives from the staff, since she too is unsure about it, they suggest to go see the Demon Lord of Warshimer Island. So they head to this underwater fantasy and meet the Demon Lord who is no other than Mari. It seems she is not fond of being called so. Asking about the staff’s powers, Mari believes that power is her resonance. She might be able to save Numazu. Though, Yohane is sceptical about that. Yohane hopes the town will be peaceful as she plans to stay here longer. However Mari has already noticed and could hear Numazu screaming but yet the people hasn’t noticed it. Perhaps those who can hear are children and animals. According to the legend, this world was once flowing with heart but it began to stagnate and that’s when the dark powers start to grow. This will eventually bring calamity to the land. Yohane wonders why Mari can’t save Numazu herself. She attributes her weird appearance but Mari doesn’t think so. Those horns make her look cute and after talking to her, she knows she’s a good person. Wow. Such kind words. Mari sends her off with a gift. Lailaps praises Yohane for making friends (with a Demon Lord nevertheless!) but Yohane can’t help notice her being lonely.

Episode 4
You is here to deliver a letter for Yohane. It’s from mom. Figured out the answer to her homework yet? Oops! She forgot! For some reason, You has Yohane help deliver her mails. You’re getting someone unauthorized to do your job?! Is this even legal?! Oh heck, as long as they have fun. Part of the fun is taking a pair of makeshift wings as they fly to Kanan’s island home to deliver the mail. Yeah, got to do it in style. They also meet Tonosama who is a mechanical frog made by Kanan and a very intelligent AI. As Kanan is the recycling queen, she collects junks to be recycled. She receives the letter from kids wanting to repair the swing at the park which has broken down. So everybody gets down there to fix it but Yohane is screwing up a lot. Obviously she’s having some confidence issues so Kanan put it this way. Look to the future. Don’t see a rundown swing. Envision the kids having a good time playing on it and thus it makes you glad you work hard to fix it. In the end, it is fixed and everyone is happy. Yohane hopes to find the answer to the homework but everyone wants to chill first. WTF Yohane dives straight into the sea?! Yeah, cue for their music video. Now Yohane feels at home and really loves Numazu. Just don’t forget these feelings.

Episode 5
Yohane goes to see Mari again who then shows her an old book handed down by generations. Can’t read the language. It mentions about the fate of this town but I guess it is all cryptic language and something to do about resonance. When Mari learns about the symbols on Yohane’s staff (more pops up the more friends she makes), this makes Mari sad. Something about she swore never to go back to that town again after leaving as a child. When she gets anxious she can hear those awful sounds of the people. Yohane leaves also sad because she can’t find a way to help her. Yohane then sees Dia who has received many warnings from Mari before any bad incident happens. Dia wanted to see Mari but was always refused. She will try to help her as much as possible. Yohane then talks about this with Kanan, You and Ruby about being different. Ruby can relate since as a fairy she was scared at first but after taking that first step, she wasn’t anymore. Yohane returns to talk to Mari again but she asserts she doesn’t need friends. Yohane doesn’t like the sad way she talks and assumes things. Stubborn Mari stays adamant to be alone forever until Yohane talks about herself being in the same shoes until she starts making friends. Then everything started changing for the better. Mari remembers always crying because she could hear thoughts. But father told her to use that power to help those in need. Mari decides to believe in Yohane and follow her through town. Still nervous as her horns attract attention, but with Yohane around, she gets by. But soon it gets too overwhelming for Mari as she could sense and hear all their stares and voices. Yohane then tells her to close her eyes. Then open them again and the whole world will be different. She does so and now she sees everyone being amazed with her. Everyone is also grateful about her warnings as Mari puts up the nicest smile ever. So she can smile like that too. After meeting with Dia, Yohane brings Mari to her tree stump. She is about to sing for her when lightning strikes! So God doesn’t want her to sing?!

Episode 6
The girls start screaming. Oh wait. It’s just Riko. Damn, they scared each other. Anyway, she is investigating the strange behaviours of animals in Numazu since they are more sensitive to humans. Too bad she can only speculate. Including if this resonance thingy is the cause. Marin explains a little about such in the legends that has happened numerous times. This could be another one of this incidences. They head to Dia to find out more about the town’s history. Dia praises Riko for her research but still scolds her for doing such things alone. Riko seeing Ruby for the first time, wants to examine her?! Almost caused an accident there. As the girls leave, it seems Riko isn’t going to stay here and is leaving Numazu tomorrow. So yeah, everyone feeling gloomy about this. Next day, Yohane and Mari see off Riko. Riko feeling bad about this because she is an outsider? Mari understands because she too was an outsider in her own town until Yohane reached out to her. Similarly, Yohane too didn’t open up until recently because everyone treated her kindly. Cue for Riko to explain why she doesn’t make friends because her parents would move often and just when she gets close to someone, it’s time to say goodbye. Therefore the logic of not getting involved with others so as not to feel lonely. Until she met a lost dog. They become friends for a while until the dog found its owner. Then it’s back to being lonely again. She ended up reading and interested in researching animals and thus travelled all over but never stayed long. So by this logic, the reason she is leaving. But Yohane has heard her heart and now she understands her. Cue for Yohane-Mari duet. So they continue to hang out as Mari thinks resonance is everyone’s feelings she can’t hear. There is someone who can sing it as a song and fill the world with songs. That song will resonate in the hearts of many and make the world whole again. Perhaps such people have disappeared from this town a long time ago. Because of this, Yohane thinks her song can be of help. All this has made Riko changed her mind so she is now staying. Power of friendship. Dia suggests to deepen their friendship in order to work more effectively, they’re going to have a girls’ night.

Episode 7
Unsure what to do on a girls’ night out, Yohane goes to ask others since she is put in charge of it. So, basically everybody has their own stuffs they wish they want to do, huh? Luckily Dia will take care of the accommodation so Yohane is free to concentrate on that. We see her putting in all the effort for 2 weeks. Hope she is having enough rest. Then on the day of that meeting, everyone arrives. Uhm, Ruby in normal human size? Yohane hands out her thick hard handmade programme to everyone. Too bad everyone starts doing their own thing. Then they want to hear Dia sing and Dia has even reserved a stage for her. All the stress causes her to pass out! Look what you all have done! But don’t worry, she’s just tired. When she wakes up, she apologizes but everyone feels guilty because she worked so hard for this. Lailaps is also here to help provide moral support for them. Lailaps talk to Yohane that she doesn’t need to push so hard and take it all upon herself. It is okay to ask others for help. Yohane admits doing so because she wants others to acknowledge her. Yohane returns and they start it all off by making sweets. They have more fun for the rest of the day and oh boy, Yohane never knew it would be this fun doing things together. Because now she feels stupid for trying to act tough and leave Numazu. This is her place of birth and has always been here. With that, she doesn’t want to sing along but with everyone. Nobody actually thought of that and think it is a good idea. Let’s do it!

Episode 8
The festival in Numazu is in full swing. We see everyone having fun in experiencing it as well as those who are stationed at their jobs. Yohane then gets dragged into a man a takoyaki stall. Others would love to help but they are busy with their own duties. Can Yohane keep up with the orders? Oh man, this is tough! Eventually with all that practice, she gets used to it and is somewhat a pro. Luckily she gets help from the local kids so it’s not all that bad. The stall owner thanks her by giving her a free box of takoyaki. All that hard work for 1 lousy freebie?! Oh well, it tastes good. Then as Yohane and co go round having their fun, soon Yohane realizes she has lost her staff. Panic sets in. She can’t sing without it. Hence everyone goes into high gear to look for it. Oh damn, using high-tech surveillance cameras and even handing out posters?! Have you seen this staff! This is serious. So when everyone comes back emptyhanded, they ask Yohane to remember hard when she last seen it. Basically, she left it on the float. So they stop the parade just to search it?! Wow, everyone must think something is wrong. Is there a bomb? As they cannot find it, Lailaps tries to calm Yohane down. Maybe she can sing without it. But Yohane snaps back at her and even blames her that she was supposed to look out for it! My, my. Lailaps then freaks out upon seeing a bug. But this helps pinpoint the missing staff. It’s right there in the bird’s beak of the float! OMFG!!! WHERE WAS EVERYONE LOOKING IF IT WAS HIDING IN SUCH AN OBVIOUS PLACE???!!! Footage shows she left the staff near some ponies. They ‘fought’ over it until the girls playing the shooting gallery, spooked them and it flew into that beak. Wow. After Yohane apologizes to Lailaps, now everyone can sing their song to close the festival. So is this official? Aqours is back as a whole?

Episode 9
It has been a week since the festival ended and Yohane is lazing around doing nothing. Lailaps asks her next move but I guess she prefers to laze around. She’ll think about it later. Lailaps then leaves since today is some important day. Curious Yohane goes to tail her and sees a few different sides of her helping the townspeople. Of course Riko and Ruby are also observing Lailaps so they continue to tail and observe Lailaps interacting with others. But soon they lose sight of her. And as they go in round in search, rumours then start to spread that she is missing or kidnapped. Yeah, Dia even initiates the entire town to help look for Numazu’s treasure! It’s really a big deal! Yohane is at the outskirts of Numazu and finds this place familiar. It is the place she first met Lailaps when she was young. Yohane notices a kitten stuck on a tree and going to fall. She tries to save it but luckily Lailaps is here to help before an accident happens. Yohane and Lailaps talk as the latter knows she was being followed. Then they reminisce about this place where Yohane first met her when she got separated from her mom. Yohane begged mom to keep Lailaps and she agreed after setting some conditions. Thanks to that, she got close to her. Lailaps also reveals she made a promise to mom to keep an eye on Yohane till she grows up. So today is a special day as it is the anniversary of their meeting. Yohane continues to talk about all the experiences and fun she had here and it’s all thanks to her. When Lailaps is about to reveal something about her magic, the rest has found them as Yohane happily joins them.

Episode 10
Yohane realizes she loves singing but can’t find herself to commit to it. Well, maybe this one can. Because a judge from the city has seen her performance at the festival. She is thrilled and gives her an invitation to an audition in Tokai. While it is a great offer, Yohane still has doubts. But soon word goes around that Yohane will be going to Tokai to become a big star. To a point where Dia personally summons Yohane and thinks she will be representing Numazu on the big stage! Because of that, she has arranged for a special party to send her off. Yohane continues to have doubts, especially everything being turned into a big deal. Then she heads to the location where the party is. Still unsure? Can’t blame her, she thinks she can still fail. But her friends ask if that is a bad thing. She might have failed the last time. But she came back and polished herself up. She is better than before. That night as Yohane practises what to say to mom, Lailaps wonders if she can make it if she still sounds this nervous. Then she drops the bombshell that she will not attend the party or follow her to Tokai. If she wants to be independent and make it on her own, can’t always rely on her, right? Though, this leaves Yohane very confused. On the day of the party, Yohane gets a lot of well wishes from the people. Then it’s her turn to give her speech. The usual how she failed at first but returned to Numazu and the incredible friends she made. But she also rants about Lailaps not wanting to see her off. She sounds so sad. But suddenly Lailaps returns. She says the party is over and warns everyone to run. Too late. The calamity strikes. The place turns into some haunted zone? As everyone evacuates, Yohane is told Hanamaru is missing. Looking for her, it seems she can’t leave her pet boar who is too scared to move. And then a monster pops up…

Episode 11
Well, deer monster is scared off easily but boy, it’s damn fast! However Yohane is not impressed. She faults herself as the cause of it. Unheeding to Lailaps’ advice, she throws away her staff, believing it to be the source of all the misery. Now she’ll go back being magicless. The morning after, Yohane stays in bed and remains depressed. Her friends visit but she is in no mood to see them. She is also done with the audition and be going. She even tells off Lailaps if she doesn’t want to tell what happened that day, it’s fine. It’s not like her heart can take it. While the rest are discussing about the calamity, they can’t help worry about Yohane. They still believe she is very much needed to get through this. So how? Maybe they can continue the party. A party to cheer her up. Dia and Ruby continue their patrol. It’s that monster again but Lailaps chases it off. But doggie isn’t done yet. She dives into the river to retrieve Yohane’s staff. Oh, it’s still there? Oh wait. Now the current carries it away! Swim doggie, swim! Meanwhile Yohane gets a surprise as her friends show up and usher her to the inn. They give her the best treatment and service before putting up, uhm, clumsy performance? I don’t think it’s part of the script. But Yohane still isn’t happy. She feels she has no right to accept their kindness. Yes, that same self-loathing talk that she can’t do anything. Of course her friends say all the positive things and they are all doing it because she is their friend. And Yohane can’t forever be gloomy so she picks herself up and gets her groove back. Remembering she said something mean to Lailaps today, the rest cheer on her to go apologize. Yohane makes her way but where to find her? Oh, here comes Ruby that something has happened to her. She’s got the staff but on the verge of death from the stunt. So dramatic. Maybe she’s just overly tired?

Episode 12
I guess the calamity is getting bad so the whole town is evacuating. Lailaps is in the care of Riko and although still unconscious, her condition is stable. A young girl soon shows up filled with anxiety because her friend is missing and they had an argument. Don’t worry, Yohane will go look for her. She does find her but as she approaches her, some power knocks Yohane unconscious. Cue for snippets of how she met Lailaps. All the times they spent together till Yohane left for Tokai. The friends find her so she is safe and so are those young girls. But at this point, Lailaps is missing. Uhm, wasn’t Riko keeping an eye on her?! As they look for Lailaps, Yohane starts to remember more of their past. Especially when she wished she could talk. Because that day Yohane botched in her talk and felt she didn’t want friends anymore. All she needed was her. And then it’s like some magic as Lailaps was able to talk, much to Yohane’s happiness. All great times until Yohane told her she wanted to go to Tokai to become a singer and be famous. A worried Lailaps asked if it was the right thing because she feared she might end up hating singing. But Yohane got mad and felt puzzled why Lailaps wouldn’t support her dream. Their relationship strained until the day Yohane left Numazu and Lailaps wasn’t even there to see her off. Yohane realizes Lailaps is. Yes, she is at the tree stump, the place where it all started. The big revelation is that Lailaps is actually a part of Yohane. Hence that is why she is like her mirror. Lailaps explains her insecurities as he watched Yohane grew, she feared she wouldn’t be needed anymore and that’s why spoilt her as a child to make her feel needed. But after all that, Lailaps realizes she herself is the one who needs to grow up. Lailaps have now come to accept this day has come as Yohane now has her own friends to support her. This means the magic spell will be broken. Now we see Yohane singing a farewell song for Lailaps. Thank you, Lailaps and goodbye.

Episode 13
A recap about the legend that brings calamity and only the resonance will be able to bring the happiness back to the people. So now the calamity has engulfed Numazu that nobody can leave. Everybody is doing what they can. Where’s Yohane? She’s going to confront the core of the calamity. By singing! And yes, she won’t do it alone but the rest of her friends. So as they put up the greatest idol performance ever, apparently the calamity is not impressed and zaps them. Yohane trapped in some bubble. Her mind in some unconscious state. But she hears the voice of Lailaps and her friends so she revives. Yes, the singing continues and this time it is able to defeat the calamity and bring back the sunshine to Numazu! In the aftermath, we see Numazu being rebuilt. Everyone helping out with it. Yohane? Well, she’s singing alone and she’s already made up her mind to stay here forever. She realizes going to Tokai was just venting out her frustrations. She thought she had to live up to everyone’s hopes but it’s not the case. She’ll try to find something only she can do that is fun. Let me guess. Singing, right? And of course she is not doing it alone but all her friends also want to sing together with her as it brings everybody together.

Keep On Walking On Sunshine: Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone
Yeah. It was that simple in defeating the calamity, huh? Just sing your heart out. That’s it. When the world is a song that is obviously the only thing to do. In a way, making it feel like this calamity thing is like one big celestial idol fan because the only way to appease it is to do an idol performance! Holy sh*t! Do you not think so?! But yeah, I guess it is better than sacrificing virgins by ripping their hearts out or throwing them into the volcano! So yeah, the calamity being appeased and satisfied like an idol fan seems to be a way better solution. Sunshine through my window/ That’s what you are/ My shining star/ Making me feel like I’m top of the world/ Telling me I’ll go far…

So the story is still pretty basic and nothing extreme. Well, at first I have this thinking that if they were going to make a fantasy theme, they might make in such a way that Aqours will be on a journey to go slay the Demon Lord and protect the world from his tyranny and evil. Yeah. Something like that. But I forgot this is Love Live so it’s not going to go that far. This means it is still somewhat an idol or music genre although laced with some magic and fantasy elements which of course I feel that it is quite mild. After all, idol genres are already magical themselves, no?! Yeah, I’m thinking hardcore fans will find their favourite idols to be magical in the first place! In fact, the calamity here felt so mild because no animals that were affected by it were even killed or harmed! Just some bad looking fog with a dash of scary lightning and thunder here and there whatsoever. Wow. So magical. So miraculous.

Forgive me (or not) if I find the plot for this spinoff to be somewhat boring. I mean, I should have expected this kind of story from the start. It is after all a Love Live franchise. Thus the whole series is about Yohane trying to find herself and getting herself back on her 2 feet. Because she can’t do it alone, hence ushering her friends in to help her overcome what’s been eating her and all her other insecurities. Feels like a pretty generic and normal friendship drama to me. But of course to keep in line with that magic theme, hence that very flimsy and enigmatic calamity thingy which I don’t even understand till the end. I feel that this is just a stepping stone for the friends to work together, to bring out whatever drama needed and of course explore the relationship between Yohane and Lailaps. After all, the calamity is like biding its time, not sure if it is waiting for some right conditions or something. A monster pops up but nothing that can’t chase it away easily. Yeah, just to add to the drama effect. Boring! Oh right. Got to remember this is part of Love Live! Don’t it dare steal our sunshine! I know it’s done for me/ If you steal my sunshine/ Not something hard to see/ If you steal my sunshine/ Keeping dumb and built to beat/ If you steal my sunshine…

Character wise, I have mixed feelings but if I to be honest, I find them boring! Yeah, hate me all you want because I am primarily not an idol fan. Even if Yoshiko was my ‘favourite’ (term used very loosely) girl in Aqours, that is only because she is funny and made me laugh. Of course as the title already indicates, Yohane as the titular character is not without her flaws and is far from being perfect. She has big dreams (like everybody else) but became down in the dumps when she experienced a few failures. Lost. Sometimes the best way to ‘reset’ is to go back to your origins and it was Numazu, the sleepy town where she was born. It was quick for her to realize she loves Numazu because it would leave a bad aftertaste if she would continue sulking and hate the town she grew up in! And as already said, Yohane is going to discover herself once she makes some friends because there is all there is to it. When she finally realizes all that, only then she can move on and do things with pride and confidence. That’s what you call maturing and growing up, right? Good day sunshine/ I need to laugh and when the sun is out/ I’ve got something I can laugh about/ I feel good in a special way/ I’m in love and it’s a sunny day…

Then there is her companion AKA Lailaps. Yeah, it was strange to have a big talking canine as the animal mascot because if they wanted an animal mascot, they would’ve used Chika’s dog for it. Uhm, looking a bit goofy so yeah, maybe not (though it does have a cameo here). As we can see, Lailaps has been a pillar of strength and a great companion for Yohane from start to finish. She is very calm and reasonable, the voice of moral support whenever Yohane is feeling the jitters. Even being very patient with her on not lose her temper when Yohane starts mouthing away. A very good friend indeed. My dumb conspiracy theory to label Lailaps as her guardian angel or even a deity watching over Numazu collapsed when it was revealed in the end that this doggie is all part of Yohane. Yeah, should’ve got the hint in the series’ title and that this girl has a chuunibyou counterpart. Now that Yohane has got her groove back, Lailaps may look like she is not needed anymore but of course they will always be forever connected in their hearts, right? Oh wait. Big doggie still around. Just that she lost her voice and can no longer talk like normal. Yeah, it would be sad to kill off the animal mascot who has been part of Numazu’s family. So yeah, Lailaps is still there. But now a normal dog. On a trivial note, the official English title for this series is Yohane The Parhelion. It is an atmospheric optical phenomenon of the sun. Sometimes it is called sun dog. So is this what Lailaps is? Here comes the sun then! But the title indicates it is Yohane… I’m confused… Little darlin’ the smile’s returning to their faces/ Little darlin’ it seems like years since it’s been here/ Here comes the sun/ Here comes the sun/ And I say it’s alright…

With Yohane and Lailaps been given a bulk of the limelight, the other members of Aqours have been relegated to supporting roles. Well, if you are a fan of those others, you’re going to be sad. But from my perspective, they also don’t do much so as not to take away the focus from our main girl and sometimes it feels like they are there because they are Aqours and the need to use their name. Thus they don’t really have a lot of fleshing out and if you know how they are from the start, this is how they will be in the end. Nothing really interesting, though. Not even if Dia doubling as a sentai warrior or Chika as the masked Million Dollar vigilante. Or Mari as the Demon Lord and Ruby being a little fairy who can somehow become human size when needed. Don’t ask or think too much about it. Just the need to give them some fantasy-like roles. If that’s too fantasy-like maybe some having down to earth roles like You being a postal worker, Riko a zoologist, Hanamaru a sweets seller and Kanan an environmentalist-cum-inventor. What great variety of friends Yohane is blessed to have. I’m gonna soak up the sun/ I’m gonna tell everyone to lighten up/ I’m gonna tell ‘em that I’ve got no one to blame/ For every time I feel lame I’m looking up/ I’m gonna soak up the sun.

The only Aqours girl who doesn’t appear is Yoshiko! Hell, you might argue she is Yohane but I’m looking at them as separate personalities! Oh, what if the one behind the calamities is Yoshiko! Because she felt left out from all this friendship fun! How dare her chuunibyou persona get the main character treatment! GRRR!!! Heh. I hope this is not the case. There are a few other minor characters like the neighbourhood kids, Chika’s inn colleagues who double as her vigilante assistants as well as Dia secretary. However they are just minimal in their roles and forgettable. Just like that mechanical frog created by Kanan. What’s its name again? Just like the Aqours friends, they too help in playing their minimal role to cheer up Yohane. With so much support, Yohane certainly can’t stay depressed forever, no? I won’t let the sun go down on me/ I won’t let the sun go down…

Art and animation are quite okay. This spinoff is done by Sunrise who also did the Love Live series so it is good to see some quality and consistencies maintained. Yeah, it would be weird if you can’t recognize your Aqours idols because they look completely different! They are only so because of their outfits. Slight redesigning but they’re still identifiable. Numazu being the sleep seaside town, the background sceneries of the sea as well as the mountains and even the town itself, they are quite nice to look at. There is also some CGI but thankfully they are not very obvious and do not break the series. After all, even in the Love Live series itself, CGI was also employed but they have to make sure the idols look pretty and kawaii or they’ll never hear the end from fans and the internet! If only other animes could make use of CGI effects like this. Might not be a masterpiece but at least it is watchable. On a trivial note, doesn’t Lailaps look a bit like Ranga from Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken? Ironically, both series had a very short collaboration when this spinoff started airing. Oh no, my conspiracy theory of that time Lailaps being reincarnated as a Direwolf…

Obviously the same voices behind Aqours are retained to voice back their characters. The only one I recognized is Youko Hikasa as Lailaps but she is quite docile here as her character doesn’t go through various emotions. And I think I spotted Misaki Kuno as one of those kids but that’s not important. As an anime whose genre is about music, once again I am not impressed or even take a liking for any of the music that were featured here. Yeah, the irony I’m still watching this. Is my taste in music that complicated? Nah. They just sing songs that don’t resonate with me! HAHAHA! Anyway, I don’t find any of the insert songs whether Yohane sings it herself or with the rest of Aqours to be appealing. Not even memorable. Even the opening theme, Genjitsu Mysterium feels too dramatic for my taste. I think they want to make the song sound edgy with some effects but with the dubstep and techno-like beats, I just felt this song is suitable for animes with darker themes. It’s good that the ending theme sounds way different. Yeah, need to sing the same songs? Kimi No Tame Boku No Tame is still upbeat and lively and is very idol-like. But is it me that some parts especially those strings and piano combo somewhat remind me of Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles?

Overall, I only believe that hardcore Love Live fans especially those of Aqours would only welcome such spinoff because it has been like 6 years since the 2nd season graced the airwaves back in 2017. Oh sorry, there was a movie back in 2019 but I didn’t see that. But to turn this into fantasy might sound a bit refreshing to attract non-fans to watch but it gets boring once you realize it’s the same boring drama of friendship and self-discovery. I’m not saying this spinoff is bad but it’s just a tad boring for my tastes. Yes, I still prefer violent and gory ones or those slapstick high school romcoms. Even better with some fanservice! And then get disappointed by it anyway in the end! Oh well, I guess such sunshiny wholesomeness isn’t so bad sometimes. Aren’t we feeling a bit sunshiny today? You are my sunshine/ My only sunshine/ You make me happy/ When skies are grey/ You’ll never know dear/ How much I love you/ Please don’t take my sunshine away…

Lv1 Maou To One Room Yuusha

16 December, 2023

Long ago, once great enemies fought each other. The hero being the victor of course. But the vanquished Demon Lord isn’t dead, not by a long shot. He vowed his return one day. But when that day comes, the hero is now a lazy bum?! And even though the Demon Lord is also a weak ass being, he vows to bring him back up like before so they can settle their unfinished business. Yeah, Lv1 Maou To One Room Yuusha may sound like Jashin-chan blended with Milky Holmes because it wouldn’t quite cut it if you defeat your enemy at their weakest. But of course you know, when an ex-Demon Lord and an ex-hero spend too much time together in daily life, do you see where this is going? I wonder if this brings a whole new meaning for yesterday’s enemy is today’s friend.

Episode 1
Max the hero and his party fight the Demon Lord AKA Maou. They struggle but in the end they never give up and successful strike him down. But before Maou ‘dies’, he proclaims that he will be resurrected and in time, he will get his revenge. Fast forward 10 years later, Maou is now a little demon girl?! The only minion awakened is her secretary, Zenia. I guess Maou’s resurrection has caused her to regress back to level 1 power. Maou is interested in Max’s whereabouts and believes he has become king or an important figure revered by many. However Zenia claims he has disappeared and not resurfaced since. Even so, Maou wants to go see him, something Zenia refuses. This has Maou believe she is hiding something. Using her sense to track down Max in his human world, Maou rushes there and relishes seeing Max’s surprised face. Yeah, Maou is going to be the one surprised because WTF this filthy and unkempt room?! Uhm, this bum is Max? Maybe she got the wrong room. But wait! That’s the holy sword that slew her! And he treated it like trash?! Definitely the hero. Max remembers Maou’s resurrection or something but doesn’t care. Maou is further shock that he is indifferent. What happened to the Max filled with vigour 10 years ago? Well, after Maou was defeated, a hero was no longer needed and thus he was abandoned. Maou refuses to accept this as she does her research on the internet. What’s this? A scandal with a married woman?! Dating with 10 girls simultaneously?! Assaulting a civilian too?! He claims he was framed. Really? And then there’s this cringe interview after he defeated Maou, promising to preserve the peace. Laughable. Max has lost touch with his party members too. Maou now understands why Zenia tried to stop her from meeting him. When Maou threatens to destroy the world again, Max tells her to go ahead. He doesn’t care. Maou is so pissed she tries to kill him now but wait! He slams her out! Yes, his skills are still there. But why didn’t he just kill her? Well, he can see the article about him abusing and causing the death of an illegitimate child! Besides, even if Maou wreaks havoc, he is not interested to become a hero again. A new one will come and do the job. A sad Maou leaves. But she soon returns with ingredients. So, she’s going to cook for him? Yes, she’ll be staying here for a while and cooking for him! Is Maou scarier this way? Anyway the food tastes good…

Episode 2
Max goes out by himself as Maou thinks he is going to do some secret training. Maou disguises herself as a high school girl and tails him. Only, if that sexy figure didn’t make heads turn! Maou sees Max bumming around at the park doing nothing but drinking beer, playing with the neighbourhood kids and then even gets harassed by local punks. Because Max doesn’t fight back and gets bullied, Maou can’t stand it and puts those thugs to sleep. Max hopes Maou understands his predicament now but she is impressed he didn’t fight back. She has him come home and she’ll cook whatever he wants. So after Maou finishes cooking a hearty dinner, who is that ringing on the door. Why, it’s Zenia! I guess Maou never returned so she came looking for her. Yeah, she’s famished and eats up all the food! There goes Max’s dinner. Zenia can’t use magic so she walked all the way here… Zenia is not amused Maou decides to stay here although she claims it is to experience the human world. After all, why so obsessed with this useless bum? Well, Maou can’t let this idiot die. Zenia will sever Maou’s attachment with Max and will beat him down. She ignores Maou’s warning as Max easily overwhelms her. Now you see the difference in power? Zenia then borrows the bath since she got a bit sweaty. After done, Maou goes out to buy more food, leaving Max with Zenia. Oh dear, a single beer is enough to make her drunk as she accuses him of trying to get his hands on Maou. With a little accident, a drunk Zenia goes on an attacking rampage. Knowing the room will be destroyed, Max runs out with naked Zenia chasing him! At the park, Max is going to go all out against her when the police arrives. It is then Zenia realizes herself in the nude and breaks down in embarrassment. Max covers for her by saying she is an acquaintance. They let them off the hook. Next day, Zenia has completed the procedures. For what? She has moved next door to keep an eye on Max as she still doesn’t trust him. Also, to spy and collect data on the human world. You know what they say about two’s a company…

Episode 3
Zenia has returned with her intelligence on Leo (Max’s former comrade). Something about his rebellion. However Max doesn’t want to talk about it and leaves. Outside, a reporter starts hounding him questions about this naked girl chasing him! Yeah, that video has gone viral! Max’s manages to cover for Zenia without blowing her identity. But Max isn’t too happy when she starts asking about Leo so he gives her the slip. Upon returning to his room, someone rings the door. Max can definitely tell this powerful aura and tells Maou to hide in the closet. Oh, who could it be? Yes, it’s his former comrade, Fred who is now the head of the Magic Bureau. Fred is on his way for some business and stopped by. He talks about their old times together but Max isn’t amused. Then he talks about his real intention. After Leo betrayed the kingdom, he formed a new country called Gamma Republic. Of course in the eyes of many, he is illegally occupying the kingdom’s territory and they’re just a group of traitors and sociopaths. War is believed to be inevitable so Fred wants Max to join his side. Perhaps seeing Max with them, Leo will be persuaded to give up and the war will end before it even starts, minimizing and casualties. Of course Max refuses and claims he is not the right guy for the job. Despite Fred offering rewards and other incentives, Max still turns him down. Fred respects his decision but as he is about to leave, he talks about that viral video. He is hinting he knows that woman is a demon. While he has no qualms about humans and demons cohabitating, but what will the public think? That’s right. He will be labelled a traitor like Leo for being with a demon. Hence the ‘threat’ be a hero again or a criminal. In fact, Leo could sense a demonic aura from the closet. As he opens it… OMFG! WTF IS SADAKO FROM JU-ON DOING HERE?! Well, it’s no surprise if you have kept your eyes peeled, this ghost girl can be seen peeping out from the closet at times. Fred gets scared and leaves. Though, he hasn’t given up on convincing Max to join his side. Flashback shows Max and Leo entered Fred’s hometown and seeing him sell charms that guaranteed protection against demons, they thought he was a scammer. But demons attacked the place so the trio cooperate to fight them till they retreat. Max offered Fred to join his party and the rest is history.

Episode 4
Oh wow. Maou has compiled a book of (demon) girls for Max so he can get a girlfriend?! Have a look. There’s Zenia. Lots of sexy shots. Too bad, Max isn’t into dumb girls especially one who chased him while drunk! But the rest of the girls are monsters and he rejects them all. Oh Max… ARE YOU A RACIST???!!! So what kind of girls he likes? He describes them as Maou takes note. Aha! She transforms into her sexy human form. Hey, Max can’t help stare. Could this be it? Both get embarrassed and this whole charade ends with Zenia coming in. Long ago, Maou did ask Max to join his side and become a demon to live forever. He turned him down. Now she asks the same thing and he too turns her down. Maou and Zenia go on to explain about all the perks and equality of becoming her subordinate. Sounds very good. All he needs to do is sign this contract and be reborn as a demon. Of course this is all just formality and they can continue their relation as it is now. However Max still refuses. He explains this human dignity thingy. Well, even if he got all those perks, he won’t be himself as a human anymore. It will also be inconvenient if he can’t die. That is what it means to be human. Maou is sad because she wanted to be with him. Oops, did she let that slip? Too make up for it, Max will work hard and earn more. By being a live video streamer on PooCube?! WTF?! Well, let’s say his first video didn’t do too well. Boring commentary. 14 views. It’s a miracle he got that number. Other videos he made are a pain to watch. Yeah, toxic comments. Eventually he gives up and thinks this isn’t for him. Maou pleads to do 1 more and if he fails, he can stop. She’ll even help. Oh really? Because now Maou in her human form is the star as Max directs from behind. Oh yeah, the subscribers are quickly rising! Then as they do more sexy and risqué videos like licking ice cream and even taking off her top (f*cking viewer count is going through the roof!), it all comes crashing down as their account is suspended for term violations! OH DAMN!!! Sorry girl, should’ve been on OnlyFans! Or OnlyB*tches if that’s what I call it, HAHAHA!!!

Episode 5
Max and Maou go out shopping. A woman offering food samples seem to hint she knows Max and wants to talk. Max tells Maou to go home first. Turns out Anego is one of Leo’s subordinates and this means she is from Gamma. She talks about Leo always talking about him and wondering how he is doing. Of course, she is here to invite him to join and as expected, he turns her down since he doesn’t want to get involved. Nevertheless she gives him air tickets to Gamma in case he changes his mind. Meanwhile Maou is approached by Will and is told to come with him if she wants to see Max again. She knows he is from Gamma and plays along and follows him. This is all part of Will’s plan to take Max’s ‘girlfriend’ as hostage to force him to join them. Anego isn’t pleased he resorted to terroristic ways, something that Leo is against. Even if Max still won’t join (what can a useless old man do?), Will won’t let him go since he knows their existence. So as he is about to get rough with Maou, Max instantly bolts towards him and throws him into the sea. Hope he learns his lesson. Anego and Will retreat for now and will return to Gamma. Back home, Max thinks of selling those tickets for money! Maou is not impressed and suggests they take up the invitation to visit Gamma. Don’t worry, she puts this teleportation mark in the closet so they can return here instantly if something happens. Max isn’t convinced but those puppy dog eyes tricked and hypnotized him. Before he knows it, they’re on a flight to Gamma. Hope this goofy disguise will do the trick as many ex-comrades will recognize him. They enjoy a lot of stuffs at this tourist attraction. Gamma doesn’t seem like a bad place, right? Well yeah, have to raise money to fund things and run a country. Plus, Max explains this isn’t about Gamma being good or evil but its very existence is enough to cause dispute. He wants to know why a demon is interested in petty human squabbles. To invade everything in the midst of the confusion? Then they see Leo being the star attraction by diluting the hotspring water temperature for everyone to enjoy. This brings back memories of Max fighting Leo during a martial arts competition final. It was a heated battle and they became friends after that.

Episode 6
The duo seem like having an awful lot fun. Then they hear the border is closed off because of fighting and the citizens are not to go anywhere near it. In fact, the citizens find it all normal and continue to live happily. Maou decides to go and see the fighting as she wants to gauge both sides’ fighting abilities. Max isn’t so fond of it but he has to since she is holding the tickets home. As they watch, it seems both fights are in a deadlock. Gamma’s side manage to use magic items to put the kingdom’s soldiers to sleep. Just when they thought it is over, Botka sends highly concentrated shots through the wall. One of them grazing Anego’s arm. But don’t fear, Leo is here. He uses his immense strength to blow everyone away. Not even freaking magic! He talks to the captain whom he once served under although the captain is adamant peace talks will never go his way. Botka fires a lethal shot right at Leo’s throat but he survives! Then he easily knocks Botka out and tells the rest of the army to GTFO. Maou has seen her fill and prepares to teleport home. That is when Leo detects a demonic presence and instantly goes to hunt her down. If not for Max’s quick thinking and reflex, she could’ve been a goner. A short chase until they can run no more. Max tries to cook up some lie as passer-by but Leo doesn’t buy it. He wants this demon child hand over and he’ll let this incident slide. Maou is willing to go with him so as to give Max a means of escape. After all, she can find an opening to teleport and in worst case scenario if she gets killed, she’ll get resurrected later. Of course Max will not do it and goes to fight Leo to buy time for Maou to activate her teleport. Max is able to parry and block all of Leo’s moves. Even when his disguise comes off, Leo doesn’t recognize him! Only Maou gives him away by calling his name. The teleport is ready as they disappear back home. Leo believes everything makes sense now even if he doesn’t understand why Max is with a demon. Maou thanks Max for protecting her and hugs him. And yes, it was a hell of a fun trip.

Episode 7
Maou wonders why Zenia hasn’t come back yet. You see, when they were away at Gamma, she had Zenia undergo a mission to infiltrate the Magic Bureau. So we see her sloppily infiltrating the building and thinks she’s helluva great spy. Until of course while hacking the server room, Fred finds out about the intruder and captures her. Dumb demon girl unintentionally spills all the beans to him and it seems Fred also knows she was the one running around naked chasing Max. But it’s time to get serious as he threatens her to reveal why she is trying to get on Max’s good side. But timing is on her side since a high ranking minister, Grimms is here to see him. Hence he has his assistant, Lim watch over her. We see Grimms fooling around and being friendly to a very patient Fred. They talk about how Max is doing and they don’t believe that Max is the kind of guy who took bribes and somebody framed him. On to serious business, Grimms thinks of making a peace treaty with Gamma. As many of their own kingdom sympathize with them, he thinks he can get some support although a few other ministers are against it but he’ll try to convince them. After all, Gamma has not attacked the kingdom directly except out of self-defence. This has also worsened the kingdom’s image. His long term goal is to establish a strategic alliance. It’s way better than this fighting so he hopes Fred can join him in achieving that since he is quite popular in public. Fred agrees. Meanwhile, Zenia gets desperate to break free. This oily lotion, she messed up. But she manages to break out although Lim quickly neutralizes her with her flame magic. As Grimms leaves, suddenly an explosion rocks the Magic Bureau’s office. Grimms tells his driver to keep driving as he doesn’t want to get involved with those terrorists. Noting this will turn up the pressure, he is going to wait and see what Fred does.

Episode 8
Zenia is okay but remembering Maou’s words, she can’t let injured Lim be and saves her. As the bombing is all over the news, Max wonders if Maou sent Zenia to do it. Nah! She can’t be that dumb, right?! Well, here she returns with injured Lim. When Lim wakes up, she is in a daze of her whereabouts. Because Maou senses her great magic ability, she tries to make her sign a contract to be her underling. Luckily Max stops her. Maou and Zenia apologize for everything and claim they did not do the bombing. As to explain why they are living with Max, Maou concocts the greatest lie how they were left to starve after the Demon Lord’s defeat and this kind soul took them in. She bought it. Fred then calls her and seeing there is no reason to hide, Max allows her to tell him everything. Then Fred talks to him for an explanation. It will be easy to pin the blame on him, Max colluding with demons to bomb the building. But he wants to meet up and talk things up. Now we see all the 9 ministers of the kingdom discussing that their next action with Gamma. Yes, all this has been set up as an excuse to start war with them. Of course Grimms draws the short end of the stick as they want him to get Max and Fred on their side to fight. Max and Maou meet up with Fred at a fancy restaurant. Fred of course knows Max isn’t the kind who would do such bombing. He also knows Zenia wouldn’t do it as she has left obvious traces of infiltrating the building. End of story, right? Well, not quite. Fred can turn a blind eye on this if Max does him a favour. Sorry, it’s not getting his way with Zenia or Maou’s body! Seriously, Fred doesn’t want to go to war but still needs Max’s help to stop it. This or he’ll implicate Max colluding with demons. Return being a hero or banished as a criminal forever. Guess what? Max hints he wants to go become a citizen of Gamma. This is treason but Max doesn’t give a sh*t about all this. Leave him out of this stupid war. The guys are ready to fight and only Maou’s threat stops them. That’s it for tonight. It isn’t over by a long shot. Well, Max comes home and has a bad tummy ache. Curse that laxative! Thank goodness it isn’t poison. As the terrorist attack reaches the Gamma side and of course Leo knows his underlings will not stoop to this. But if this is war they want, then he’ll bring it to them.

Episode 9
Grimms talks to Fred about the recent bombing incident and hints there is no choice but to go to war. But it seems that as long as Leo is around, Gamma will not fall. So theoretically if he is no longer around, Gamma will fall by itself. Fred knows what Grimms is up to but assures that he alone will be the one to do the job. Max is meanwhile in tears. Lost a bet in a boat race! Maou scolds him for losing so much and should bet on a winner. Okay, he’ll do that. He asks for some money and Maou would’ve given him had not Zenia stop her! Then they go out as a neighbourhood kid has them play badminton with her. Then as Max and Maou play with each other, they start arguing about Max not wanting to get involved in this war. Yeah, it soon turns into some power battle! Kiddie so impressed! I’m even more impressed the shuttlecock survive all that beating! The kid then gives Max a candy from someone but he knows what it implies although he isn’t sure what he is supposed to do. Meanwhile Fred disobeys the army and will attack first. This includes destroying Gamma’s fort although there is no one in it. He will now go in alone and warns everyone not to cross this line. Grimms notes it would be best if Fred wins by killing Leo. But in the case if Fred loses and dies, Gamma will continue their terror attacks and this will cause some country to stop backing them, effectively making Gamma slowly starve to death. Suddenly everyone is abuzz because there are video clips of Fred beating up Gamma rebels online live. This is being broadcasted to the whole world too. The culprits are a couple of PooCubers (?!) who are secretly using drones to upload the truth via their multiple fake accounts. Fred did notice them but lets them film anyway. Fred now faces off with Leo. Only 1 shall survive…

Episode 10
Flashback shows while Max, Fred and Leo were travelling to go defeat the Demon Lord, they met a mage named Yuria who too had the same goal. However she isn’t friendly and keeps her distance. Even more so, not a team player. Until one day a Demon Lord general ambushed her. Can she take him on alone? Well, hero’s party is here to help her out. Now we see Fred and Leo going all out to kill each other. It’s not joke. Everybody watching is worried. Maou is trying to persuade Max to do something before the inevitable. Max remains indifferent. To a point he tells Maou to STFU because it’s like she’s trying to make him choose. Maou gets disappointed in him and leaves. This is of course to come in between Fred and Leo’s fight. She also makes herself known to the world that the Demon Lord has returned. Yeah, good luck convincing the world. Yeah. How cute, this little girl. She tries to show her power but gets owned by Fred and Leo. Yeah, better get that nuisance out of the way before she interrupts their fight. At this point, Max can’t take all of this stupidity. Hence he doesn’t care anymore as he sets off his journey. So, he is going all the way to Gamma carrying his sword on a bicycle? Don’t laugh. He actually can do it! Get out of the way! Max coming through! Before Fred and Leo deal the fatal blow on each other, Max comes in between. Poor hero gets owned. Well, at least that saved them from being butchered by getting butchered himself. Flashback continues with the Demon Lord general escaping after exhausting all his ammo. Yuria can’t believe they saved her. Why? Because they’re friends. And that was how she joined their party.

Episode 11
With Max now in the fray, looks like this is going to be a 3 way fight. Simple. Last man standing wins. So we see the ex-comrades pulling all the stops as they hit heavy on each other. It seems Max goes down first. Over? Then he remembers an old mission where his party was fighting some behemoth. They were on the verge on giving up until Yuria told them to keep fighting and never to give up. Whatever strengthening spell she did to concentrate all her magic into their weapon, it did the trick. And now Max does the same as he uses some bead from Yuria to summon that same power. Though, it comes with a projected hologram of Yuria for some added morale booster. With Max at maximum overdrive, Fred is pushed off as Max goes head on with Leo. The fight until it is dusk and at the end of the day, Leo falls first. However Fred is not amused with everybody’s foolishness and unleashes the ultimate magic that could actually kill them. Only to be knocked away by Maou. This allows Max to counterattack and send Fred to his defeat. Then as he brings both unconscious comrades to the camera, Max shocks the world as he prostrates himself and apologizes for this incident. He hopes all those who are watching would be considerate in dealing with this matter. Please resolve this in a peaceful way so that they don’t have to fight again.

Episode 12
Maou has cooked a lot to celebrate Max as the MVP! Wow. She sure has fatten him up! Both Max and Maou remain humble that they didn’t do anything and credit and thank the other instead. Zenia comes in with bad news. The data she stole from the Magic Bureau contained some virus and now all the data is gone. Oh well, it can’t be helped. Max’s kneeling has become viral and popular worldwide. So much so it forced the kingdom to acknowledge and give Gamma autonomy. Hence Gamma is now known as Gamma Autonomous Region. GAR!!! Both sides are now helping to build a road to connect both nations. Lim gives Fred some valuable data. Inserting the USB, it seems this is some cringe videos of Max doing stuffs to be uploaded to PooCube. Please subscribe. But the worst part is that ghost girl climbing out of the screen to grab him! OMFG!!! IS THAT REAL???!!! Meanwhile the minsters are discussing the events that have happened. They have to accept it whether they like it or not as the public approves of it. However the main topic at hand is now Fred. He is summoned to face the consequences of his actions. His actions of attacking his own side was also recorded on video. Then there is the explosion at the Magic Bureau which is now claimed to be a botched magic experiment. Fred is willing to accept any punishment that includes resigning from his position. But as the police step in, it is not to arrest him but Grimms! He is under arrest for embezzlement. Based on the Magic Bureau’s financial log, there were huge amounts transferred to Grimms’ virtual account. Grimms realizes he has been setup. Whether or not it was Fred’s doing, he accepts his fate but warns Fred that all this may not profit humans. Demons maybe? With a vacated seat, seems this is all part of the ministers’ plan to get rid of Grimms and install Fred in that seat. Max can’t catch a break in town as reporters are hounding him. Even back home, he isn’t happy Maou and Zenia are still staying. Isn’t the fight over? Shouldn’t they head home? Maou claims it is not and if they leave, he can’t taste her cooking! Okay. Maybe just for tonight. Time for another celebration. Flashback shows when Max’s party was victorious and disbanded, Max told them he might not see them again. Because this is what they call peace. All then went their separate ways.

Maoyu: Maou-sama Wa Kujikenai! Yuusha Yamemasu!
Wait. Is that how it ends? I don’t know, but it just felt a bit anti-climactic. It didn’t end on a cliff-hanger and the whole thing felt like a low keynote affair. The war has been averted, everyone is happy to return to their peaceful normal lives. Okay. Fine. So I guess it must be just me who felt the whole ending was underwhelming. Yeah, what was I expecting? More conspiracy theories that would usher and hint another season? After all, the manga is still ongoing and the adapted anime could all be just scratching the surface of what is more to come.

Well, I didn’t expect the story for this series to turn out something like this. Because of my experience watching the Milky Holmes series as well as that Jashin-chan one, I was expecting the story to follow that sort of flow. Oh you know, Maou trying real hard to get Max back into shape like he was 10 years ago. Hence all the slapstick comedy and jokes will be on Maou failing real hard to get this bum back to how he was. But she won’t give up because of her ultimate dreams to see Max become the respected adversary she once fought and lost to. Unfortunately for better or worse, the season soon turned into some sort of weird war between the warring nations and Max who doesn’t want to get involved in this sh*t was forced to. Maybe that’s the way Max can return to his good ol’ days? But yeah, it was far from what I expected on how the story should be. Which isn’t actually a bad thing. Because if what I expected happen, I would have eventually labelled this a copycat of Milky Homes and Jashin-chan. Heh. Thank goodness.

Only in the earlier parts of the season all that seemed so just to establish some sort of setting between our titular characters. At this point, it would have been very obvious that Maou doesn’t exactly want Max to become that strong hero. All she wants is his company, am I right? That’s why she doesn’t easily get disheartened whenever she fails or rather he continues to be indifferent and not give a f*ck. The same can be said for Max. Because otherwise, why does he not kick out this annoying little chubby demon weakling? Yes, they may have fought fiercely 10 years ago but in those good ol’ days, as such they have created an unbreakable bond with each other. Something like an alumni, I guess? You know what they say about old pals needing to stick together and that’s why this seemingly weird relationship they are having right now. It could be that with all the scandals that has befallen on Max, Maou may be sympathizing with him. The great hero who has saved the world and this is the thanks he get in today’s world? Yeah, why not we old pals hang out together and have a great time? Uh huh. The flow of this series and their relationship would soon turn out this way rather than what the synopsis told us. Just short of becoming lovers! Oh heck, that will be so weird! I don’t know, last episode seems to put them this close with each other…

So I suppose in this way, it keeps their relationship and interaction with each other dynamic. Like I said, had they follow the route similar to Milky Holmes in which every episode it is nonstop nonsensical slapstick comedy about Maou trying to power up Max, that would ultimately become boring and a blatant copycat. So with the focus shifted on the kingdom’s thirst for blood, it diverts our attention from that as they turn the kingdom into the villain of the series. Oh yeah. You know men. Always fighting whatever stupid wars for whatever stupid reasons for eternity. If it is not fighting other races, they would be fighting among themselves. So what a way for Max and Maou to eventually team up and save the day. Because after all that we have seen, that is the best outcome that is to be expected from the duo, right? So being weak and fallen could be a blessing in disguise to bolster this unlikely friendship of theirs.

In many episodes, they randomly show us snippets of flashbacks during Max’s heydays. The days when he and his fellow friends go on a journey to defeat the Demon Lord. I don’t know, I just feel that such clips here don’t really connect. Mainly because the times then and now are so vastly different so I don’t actually see how it all connects to the Max now except that it is to show more of his valour and friendship as a hero back in those days. So it is pretty jarring to me to see those clips since eventually they are all unrelated in today’s time. Perhaps in the future, a greater threat will befall on the land and these ex-comrades will be forced to join hands once more? This time Maou in tow?

As we all know the dynamic relationship between Max and Maou, what about the rest? Well, feels like a hit and miss. Especially Max’s ex-party members who were once close to each other, they are like big sworn enemies now, torn apart by the different ideologies of the nation. Hence Leo and Fred have not actually changed much as I can see they are the same as before. However it is only because that they are serving on different sides and that just complicates everything and throwing a spanner into the cogwheel of their friendship. Who could blame Max for being a pessimist after years of scandal and he should know better even if he gets involved, nothing would change. That’s why he prefers to do nothing. But eventually he has to because well, he is the hero. The greatest redemption story? Making up the quartet of Max’s party is Yuria but I feel her character is most negligible as she is not even seen in present time. As said, she is married and pregnant and that’s why she is no show but because of that, I feel she is quite redundant in this context.

As for the other characters, love them or hate them. Like Zenia, I am figuring she is only there to provide some sexy fanservice and distract us (swimsuit or catsuit, take your pick) and provide some balance because Maou is some short chubby ugly loli! HAHAHA!!! True. Even Jashin-chan is cuter than this blob! Ugh. Don’t want us to fap to her? Well, Zenia’s the best next alternative! Then there is Grimms who is of course a very cunning fellow but it feels like the rest of the round table of ministers that he is in, they’re a bunch of cosplay weirdoes. I swear one of them I thought is a granny witch and there’s a clown kid whom I believed popped came out from Alice In Wonderland story. Yeah. Weird group of people. Although Grimms is out of the scene, it remains to be seen if he is totally out of the picture yet. My guts tell me that guys like him will not take it all lying down and he’ll try to get back by pulling strings behind the shadows. Or in his case, behind bars. He is after all still quite a powerful and influential person.

However the most mysterious and curious character of them all that would make viewers guessing and concoct dumb conspiracy theories is that ghost woman residing in Max’s closet! Who is she?! I thought she was Yuria but apparently she is not. The mystery deepens. Why she lives in there is also anybody’s guess. But she makes very teasing appearances and actions as we always see her peeping out from the closet and nobody notices her presence. Very curious indeed. Don’t tell me this is Max’s guardian angel! Or did Sadako get lost and entered the wrong series?! Or is she even a ghost in the first place?! What if she is a fanatic fan of Max who is stalking him!!! Or even his dead mother???!!! Or Fred’s ex-lover?! Because he is the only one who is seemingly aware of her presence! OMFG!!! WHO IS THIS GHOST GIRL???!!! Oh my God, the tension of the mystery is killing me!!!

Art and animation are rather okay. However the general feel of the characters seem to be, uhm, should I put it less appetising? Because for many mature ladies, they have this thicc or masculine-like body. Anego is understandable and to a certain extent Yuria, but take a look at Maou in her high school girl version. Cute and thicc but uhm, doesn’t her body look a bit manly? Oh right. Maou is actually male! Otherwise, some characters look chubby like those neighbourhood kids and I thought they were Maou’s siblings or something. Even with all the voluptuous curves Zenia has, is she also a bit fat?! Not sure if it’s the swimsuit but yeah, that’s the bait to make horny amateurs fap to her. Also, the general character design looks simple and almost bordering cartoonish. Because take a look like Leo. Doesn’t he look like some sort of discount Disney’s Tarzan? And sorry if I thought Fred is the anime version of the Scooby Doo’s Fred Jones. Yikes! This anime is jointly done by Silver Link (Non Non Biyori, Hamefura, Baka To Test To Shoukanjuu, Kokoro Connect) and Blade (Saikin Yatotta Maid Ga Ayashii, Iwakakeru! Sport Climbing Girls).

It’s an all-star cast here! The other main reason why I was attracted in giving this series a look. Naomi Oozora helming Maou is perfect. That’s why I keep seeing shades of Jashin-chan in her. Looks like sugoi dekai or sugoi chicchai characters best suit her! Then there are Yuuichi Nakamura as Max, Youko Hikasa as Zenia, Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as Fred, Hiro Shimono as Leo, Ami Koshimizu as Yuria and Shizuka Itou as Anego. With such all-star veterans, why isn’t Mamiko Noto here?! GRRR!!! But wait, there is one more whom I didn’t catch. Yuu Kobayashi is that closet ghost girl?! She doesn’t have much lines and only usually groans and gruffs so I didn’t quite catch her until I went back and listened again. Yup, it’s her. The rest are Nanako Mori as Lim (Dorothea in Sirius The Jaegar), Kenyuu Horiuchi as Grimms (titular character in Guin Saga), Kazuyuki Okitsu as Will (Nagare in K) and Ryou Sugisaki as Botka (Hoshikage in Gyakuten Saiban).

The opening theme is One Room Adventure by Madkid. It’s a rock piece mixed with some hip hop elements. I guess it is pretty okay but for some reason hearing this song somewhat brings to mind Boku No Hero Academia. Maybe it just means I think this song would’ve been more suitable for that show. The ending theme is another anime rock outfit, Mirai Teleport by Nenne. Quite a lively piece although personally I just feel it’s rather alright and yeah, generic.

Overall, this is quite a fun and funny series so obviously I enjoyed it all the way despite having lots off goofy and silly moments. I mean, who could forget that YouTube PooCube video exploit. It was riot when Maou teased our cocks for actually going to strip for the views! Curse you, terms and conditions! So if you like you animes with some silly fun, this one is for you. After all, it cannot be totally a bad thing if a Demon Lord and hero get together and hang out, right? Yesterday’s enemy is today’s friend. You don’t need to be very high level or have great status, immense wealth or materialistic values to be great friends, do you? Now that is what you truly call peace.

Masamune-kun No Revenge S2

15 December, 2023

It’s back. Vengeance has never gone away. Staying low and in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to return. Yeah, who would’ve guessed that Masamune-kun No Revenge S2 would grace our screens 6 years after the first season aired! That’s a pretty long time for a revenge but I suppose that is how the sweetest revenge works. It’s basically a patient and waiting game. Yes, the fat chubby kid who got rejected by the cute rich girl he likes, now he has turned into a smoking hot handsome hunk and he’ll soon get his revenge by making her fall head over heels for him before dumping her and breaking her heart. Such a perfect revenge plan, no? Yeah, it would. If real love didn’t get in the way. I think I can see where this is going…

Episode 1
We continue where we left off. That’s right. Masamune’s class trip to Paris! Bonjour! You bet our favourite loli mom, Kinue is saddened by her boy’s departure. As Masamune fantasizes in getting revenge on Aki in this City of Love, Aki surprisingly wants to talk to him privately later. Be there or be square. Masamune is in shock since he didn’t anticipate this. Soon they both bump into this French girl. Pardon by French, but will that translation app help? Don’t worry, Muriel Besson speaks perfect Japanese! Uh huh. There it is. Your typical foreigner girl who loves Japanese culture. She claims he is the perfect Japanese guy whom she is looking for. Yes, she is drawing her own romcom manga and wants to learn more about Japanese high school students. She lets them see their work and of course there are lots of questionable stuffs. When she wants to use Masamune as her model in her manga, he turns her down claiming they are only visiting students and besides, Aki is his girlfriend?! Play along, please! But soon the duo are confronted by MIBs. What is the French word for mafia again? And then they play a live video by Frank Besson. Yes, he is Muriel’s older brother who is currently away in Japan for a business trip. He isn’t happy they turn Muriel down because if there is anything he hates most in the world and the #1 sin, it’s making Muriel disappointed. Siscon! Hence he wants them to teach Muriel the essence of romcom if they know what is good for them. Later Masamune talks to Yoshino about how much she set up all this. Apparently none. He thinks it is a good thing if Aki is taking her own initiative. Yoshino agrees to help him and keep other hindrances away. Meanwhile Kanetsugu is still cursing Masamune for getting in his way. He believes money solves everything and thus his ‘fishing’ plan to catch money with love just to preserve his family’s name. Masamune and Aki go see Muriel the next day. Masamune tries to point out all her flaws in her manga but she doesn’t really get it. So she tries to demonstrate such love with him. Aki breaks them up before she really kisses him. So Aki will show her how it’s done. Too bad she didn’t think that far. Because, now what?! Are they going to demonstrate instead?! Meanwhile Yoshino is trying to keep Kanetsugu busy. However he smells something fishy so she admits she wanted to be with him and hence trying to keep him away from Aki. Unfortunately he doesn’t buy this. He knows she is a traitorous b*tch as he has photo proof of her alliance with Masamune.

Episode 2
Kanetsugu threatens to tell so she dares him. But it’s not to Aki but to their parents. Imagine the chaos it will turn out if their parents get involved and Yoshino will be relieved from her duties. So be a good girl and stay quiet for now. Back to Masamune and Aki, they’re not sure how this will play out so for now they’re walking and holding hands. Muriel observing from afar. Should be good material. Then they try to feed each other but their pride is too big so they can’t go ahead and ditch the whole thing. This creates the perfect opportunity for Aki to tell him what she has to say and how she ended up like this. Flashback when Aki was a cute little loli and Masamune a chubby little guy, she found him at the front of her gates being bullied. Of course she chased the bullies away and lent him her handkerchief. Yeah, got his snot all over… Next day, to thank her, he gave her some exquisite chocolates but she’s actually quite bored of it. You see, her parents were always fighting and they only get only just to win Aki’s affections. Like as though it is a game and the winner is the one who gets Aki. Masamune felt so bad for her and started crying. He wouldn’t like it either if it was his parents. Aki continued to hang out with him and train him to be stronger. Uhm, getting chased by her dogs?! Well, at least it was fun and Aki was laughing genuinely. Eventually with her help, Masamune got back on those bullies. But at that time, Aki’s parents were already in the midst of divorcing. Masamune hugged her and promised to stay by her side this time. But that was the last she saw of him. Perhaps he wanted some help to get back at the bullies. In the end it was unrequited love for her. This leaves Masamune in shock because this was not how it went nor remembered. So we see Masamune picking flowers for Aki when those bullies returned. He rushed back to Aki’s place for help and that’s when she rejected his love and called him Pig’s Foot. Hence that Dead or Love Plan. Masamune is upset all over this but Aki is not having this sh*t either. They go their separate ways. Oh dear, Muriel in a pinch now. Masamune returns to his friends while Aki returns to cry on Yoshino’s shoulder. Yeah, she ignores Kanetsugu on her way there. Meanwhile Muriel is going to draw a new manga. One with a happy ending. You mean her original didn’t have any such intentions?

Episode 3
We’re back in Japan. Our ‘lovers’ are still mad so Aki is eating her heart out while Masamune is exercising his heart out. He is still pissed she acted like she doesn’t know the whole thing so Yoshino assures she will try to smooth things over with Aki. Neko then talks to Masamune and learns what happened in Paris. Because he is still bent on dumping Aki as revenge, Neko views that as not love. Hence she hugs him. Because it wouldn’t be considered as cheating if he is not in love with Aki in the first place. However Masamune realizes Frank’s goons around so they have to run. Why do they always have to run into a dead end? Cornered, Frank shows up in person. He isn’t happy how they left Muriel behind. Well, school trip’s over, right? Gotta return. But good thing is, he isn’t here to kill them. He hands him a manuscript Muriel worked on feverishly after that. This one was inspired after that, uhm, disaster if I should call it? Basically this manga is exactly like that past between Masamune and Aki. However it ends differently on a happy note, both of them reunited and ended up together after being separated. Of course this makes Masamune suspicious. As the story started out happy, it ended happy. The same can’t be said for reality. Then he realizes something when he looks at this from a different perspective.

Kanetsugu hangs out with Aki and her friends. We see Kanetsugu being desperate to save his sister, Sumire who is hospitalized and they’re running out of money. Thus he feels he is the only one who needs to go through all this tradition crap instead of her. With Aki’s friends not amused that something bad happened with Masamune, Kanetsugu tries to go in for the kill and convince her to look his way. This makes Aki lose her temper although she calms down and excuses herself to the toilet. The friends confront Kanetsugu about the promise not to pursue Aki. But then he shows them the pic of Masamune and Yoshino together. He lies about Aki being hurt for this betrayal. Flashback shows when Kanetsugu met Yuisaki at some party, realizing she is the secretary to the Adagaki family, he rushed back home to find some old contract made by his grandpa and the previous Adagaki head. He made a vow to marry into their family and suck their funds dry. With Aki returning, Kanetsugu continues to play the gentleman and assures he will always be by her side and will wait until she is ready. Meanwhile Masamune talks to Yoshino at her place. He realizes when Aki rejected him at that time, was it really he or somebody else? Come to think of it, there was another kid her age living in the same place. Because Aki doesn’t remember this Pig’s Foot nickname, how does Yoshino know it? Ah yes, the big revelation: Yoshino disguised herself as Aki to play that cruel rejection!

Episode 4
Masamune thinks Aki may be playing dumb but he wants to hear it from Yoshino. Meanwhile Kanetsugu is on a private date with Aki. Initially her friends didn’t approve of this as they think he was up to something sneaky. He claimed that this is to help separate Masamune from her completely. The friends thought of using that photo but Kanetsugu advised to use that as a last resort. Because this would affect Yoshino and in turn affect Aki. In the end, they may make it harder for Aki. Their target is Masamune. They need to separate him from Aki so he needs them to keep Yoshino away. The trio agreed. Back to Masamune, he is in shock as Yoshino admits that it was her in Aki’s disguise. Why? Because she hated him. Flashback shows during that time, Yoshino was sick due to chickenpox. She initially revelled in that freedom since she was always at the receiving end of Aki’s bad moods. But soon she grew bored and then when she saw how Aki having fun with Masamune, Yoshino became jealous. How can this fat kid be happier than her?! After some time, Aki became sick. Despite her parents were still fighting, Aki was not afraid of their divorce because she had Masamune. Ugh. That name. Yoshino worked so hard under her and this is the thanks she got? So when Masamune came to Aki’s place for help, Yoshino dressed up like her and told him off.

But that wasn’t the end of it. After that, Aki fell apart as Masamune went missing. She became sad and Yoshino regretted her actions. As Aki started hating guys, Yoshino tried to find Masamune but to no avail. Until that day he transferred into this school. She recognized him. She wanted to help him in hopes of making up to Aki. Hey, he is out for revenge, remember? She believes that if he knows the true Aki, he cannot hate her. Right now, she is on a date with Kanetsugu. As Yoshino’s movements are being monitored, she cannot move. Hence she is relying on him to save her. A confused Masamune is forced to take action. As he arrives at the park, those 3 stooges are in Masamune’s way. They call him names and to stay away from Aki, even showing the photo as proof. Masamune tells them to STFU and doesn’t care if he is trash because he is anyway. But he asks, who is going to save Aki from Kanetsugu’s lies? Poor girls are so confused so they just tell him where Aki is. Kanetsugu and Aki are enjoying themselves. She notes about her sister in hospital. Kanetsugu refuses to ask for help as he cannot repay that debt. However because he came back to her, she is willing to do anything to help. So please ask. As Kanetsugu is about to do so, Masamune pops up and punches him in the face! Then he tells off ‘ugly’ Aki that if she is going to date someone like Kanetsugu, why not just date him instead!

Episode 5
Kanetsugu won’t take this lying down and fights back. He accuses Masamune of always being the popular guy. But he digress with that and tells the truth about being the fat bullied kid. It is then a shocked Aki realizes who Masamune is. Kanetsugu calls out Masamune’s bluff but here comes another shocker: Aki sees Kanetsugu’s boobs!!! OMFG!!! KANETSUGU IS A GIRL???!!! Kanetsugu runs away, claiming a call from the hospital. Now that the truth is out, it is awkward between Aki and Masamune. And because he ‘requested’ she dated him, she will have him see through that. Kanetsugu returns to Sumire’s side at the hospital. Despite the cat out of the bag, she is relieved that everything is over. At school, a girl tries to confess to Masamune but is turned down. She heard about rumours of him dating Aki but doesn’t mind being his second! Masamune gives her the slip and his water bottle? This will even do for her! Neko comes to tease Masamune about this and before he could apologize (since she too is a ‘victim’), she won’t let him answer yet. She wants to see how this turns out. Basically, going to enjoy the mess that comes after… Masamune is shocked to Kanetsugu working as a cafeteria lady! Talking to her, she explains after that incident, she ghosted everyone and the school took her in for this job out of pity. She is now flat broke after selling her home and all. Her plan to fish for Aki’s household’s finances failed. Yeah, truly Plan F. Fishing. Finance. Failed. Flat broke. However she feels relieved now she doesn’t have to keep up her family’s appearances. She had to lie to others. She wants him to take responsibility by marrying her but obviously that was a joke. Masamune meets up with Aki. Some weird meeting at the gym storage. All I remember is him touching her face and the mood was looking pretty good. Until Yoshino steps in and perhaps saw it all. Time for Masamune to go. Later he thinks back that all this wasn’t Aki’s fault and Yoshino is very remorseful. He has not one to hate. Yeah, so what his life purpose now? Meeting up with Yoshino, Masamune is pretty lost on how to date and needs her advice. She tells him Aki’s birthday is on Christmas Eve. Also, she doesn’t want to meet up like this anymore. This will be their last.

Episode 6
Masamune pretends to guess Aki’s birthday and she lets him know it is on Christmas Eve. He suggests to celebrate that day by going out with her. She agrees. Since he can’t rely on Yoshino, he needs to do his own research on what to do on such a day. Well, asking his family members isn’t a good idea. They have their own lofty ideas and experiences he doesn’t want to hear. How about manga? Yeah, too cliché that it isn’t even giving off the Christmas feel. So he asks Kojuurou and he gives some good suggestions. That day is here as Masamune takes her to the movies. Thankfully, not a zombie flick this time and she sits right next to him instead of many seats away. Yeah, she still got emotional in the end with this touching doggie story. He is supposed to bring her to some famous sweets place but looks like it burnt down this morning. Other similar places look full and can’t accommodate them and since he doesn’t want to give up, where’s the best place to eat and rest? Care to come to his home? Oh, so he wants her to meet the family? Are you sure about this? But back home, looks like nobody is in. Yup, he didn’t get the message mom won some raffles prize to the hotspring. Lonely Christmas for him. Or is it? Yeah, home alone with a girl. Is this intentional? A misunderstanding. Meanwhile a short glimpse of Frank having the time of his life spending Christmas with Muriel. Because he is going to Japan again, she wants him to get all the doujin stuffs on her list. Sure. Anything for you my dear imouto! Masamune tries to make tea but couldn’t find any. Yeah, mom has snacks all over the place but not tea? They eventually make pancakes and hot cocoa. Is Masamune okay with all that sugar? Because she spams more sweet condiments and thinks it is for him, he thinks she got the wrong idea. So he brings her to his room. All the gym equipment and that old photo of them together. She is happy he still keeps it but he says it is not the point. Because he wanted to change, he is where he is now and doesn’t want to go back to that fatty again. He wonders if he is worthless now. Cliché moment as she trips and he falls over her. Then his stomach hurts as he excuses himself to the toilet while she goes home. But he notes that the last time he had this, hives didn’t break out. This means he cannot touch Aki. Aki returns home looking sad as Yoshino wonders if her date wasn’t fun. She denies but why is she looking sadder? Even asking if she has any appeal as a woman. Her thoughts are confused as she saw Masamune’s book of revenge on her.

Episode 7
Masamune sees a doctor over his condition and is told that it is uncommon for his hives to pop out even when the stress level is low. With nothing else to do on New Year, he joins Kojuurou and Futaba in visiting the shrine. We see a flashback from Neko. When she was a little girl and attending to a relative’s wedding, she met a chubby Masamune. Obviously that kid was only interested in eating. Where’s the meat?! Damn, he hid a huge drumstick in his pocket and offered it to Neko?! No wonder she is hiding behind her mom. Neko also joins the trio visiting the shrine and doing the usual New Year stuffs. Next day, Neko is done with her usual check up at the hospital when she stumbles into Masamune. He too getting his check up. She offers him a ride to her home to tell all about it. So as she learns about his hives and stress, he is still worried about Yoshino because she has been ignoring him since. Neko believes he is in a burnout syndrome phase. His whole life was dedicated to this revenge plot but now it is over, he is reeling from that shock. Even if he is going out with Aki, he doesn’t actually love her. Even if he used to love her but is that past that important? She reveals that she met him when he was younger at a relative’s party. This means she met him even way before Aki. Obviously he cannot remember. But he still remembers about rejecting Neko right here then. Even if her original intention was dishonest, she’s not going to mock the person she’s been since. She can now say this without hesitation that the past doesn’t matter because she is in love with him right now. She wants him to cast aside his pretences and preconceptions and stop blaming himself. She is about to kiss him but Shidou won’t allow this and will extinguish this fool at once. Neko assures no mistakes will happen. Masamune realizes his hives are gone. Later as he thinks about Neko’s words, he saw somebody tripped. Oh, it’s Yoshino. Awkward.

Episode 8
Yoshino runs away but sprains her ankle. When Masamune tries to carry her, she punches him. She tries to continue walking but obviously it’s just painful to watch. Meanwhile Aki’s friends are worried. Ever since that incident, they have been wondering if she is really dating Masamune and if her feelings are true, could it be she would think of them as a nuisance? The only way is to ask her directly, right? Yeah. Easier said than done. So when they meet up, they try to ask her but they chicken out and say something else. Aki is of course puzzled by their weird behaviour until they finally ask her directly about her feelings for Masamune. Because of her shy girl reaction, they truly believe she is in love with Masamune. Masamune carries Yoshino until the park. She learns about that disastrous birthday date and while he tries to act like it’s normal, she tells him Aki has been depressed ever since. Of course he knows but he notes his body isn’t cooperating. Then as she pinches his face for being pathetic, he realizes something. He starts to touch her all over (?!) and even hugging her. Care to explain before you give off some misunderstanding? Well, no hives breaking out. Then he says the one thing he shouldn’t have said: He shouldn’t have gone out with Aki since he had the most fun planning stuffs with Yoshino. Obviously she beats him up. Later he regrets saying it because for both these girls’ sake, he should never have said it and can’t take it back. Meanwhile Aki meets Kanetsugu on the streets and they talk. Kanetsugu apologizing for all that has happened but Aki is still reeling from the fact she wasn’t aware she was hurting someone all the while. Kanetsugu knows who she is talking about and says from experience she thought maintaining the family’s financial power and status was the only way to protect her family and would do anything for it. However she was only lying to herself. When this got busted, she realized all that meant nothing. All that mattered was her sister’s smile and now she feels free. Hence the only thing Aki can’t do is to lie to herself as she doesn’t want her to end up like her. Aki returns home and learns about Yoshino’s sprain. She tries to treat it. Uhm, looks pretty nasty. Can she? But Yoshino is now affected by Masamune’s words. Why did he have to go say something stupid like that? Then we see Yoshino flirting and dating with Masamune. Thank goodness just his dream! Realizing too late that some feelings should never have been accepted.

Episode 9
Valentine’s Day is coming up. No harm starting early. Aki is testing chocolates from various shops as her snacks until Yoshino points out it all seems like a Valentine rehearsal. Why not make some herself? Eventually she makes some cookies rather than the usual chocolate. Chinatsu trying to pester Masamune to test some of her chocolates. He declines seeing he doesn’t want to run extra miles to burn off those calories. Then she asks if he is not going to eat chocolates from his girlfriend and be a dick. In that case, he’ll test taste hers, right? On that day itself, Kojuurou manages to give Neko his chocolates (uhm, aren’t girls supposed to give guys?) and Aki gives hers to Masamune. Masamune ponders all his hard work to be a hot guy, then he screws it all and eats Aki’s cookies. Then he goes on a date with Aki to eat all the delicious things with her. Yeah, it’s like building back all he missed out. Screw those calories! Going to be like his chubby self again? Chinatsu and Kinue talking about Masamune eating a lot recently and think it is thanks to his girlfriend and can’t wait to meet her. Next time Masamune meets Neko, she notes he has put on some weight. He doesn’t mind it, though. Asking about his hives, he claims he has no issues with it. It is not fatal so there’s nothing to worry about. Later Neko calls Aki to meet her. It seems she wants her to break up with Masamune for she knows he doesn’t love her since he is in pain and his heart lies elsewhere. He is only obliging as he is tied down by his past feelings. Aki will not agree to that but also knows what Neko says is true especially after seeing that revenge note. So why did she still go out with him? Because she loves him. At first there were a few strange things about him. But as she dated him, she started to understand him better. So it doesn’t matter if he hates or loves the past or present her. Either way she can’t let him go for this is who she is. Hence she is in the same boat like Neko whose feelings are only 1 way. Neko is confused as Aki believes her feelings for him are more deeply rooted than she thought. After Aki leaves, Neko catches Kojuurou eavesdropping the whole thing.

Episode 10
Yoshino knows something is wrong. That sad Aki face. She tells her what happened especially the fact that Masamune had no feelings for her and only did this out of hate. This makes Yoshino sad as she spills the beans on the truth. Kojuurou confronts Neko on what she said to Aki. It seems she is fine becoming the villain for both Aki and Masamune. She thought he would also hate her but obviously he doesn’t. He is just worried about her. Neko adds that although she doesn’t regret what she said, she does feel a bit guilty. It makes her wonder what kind of person she is. To Kojuurou, she is an honest and kind person. Likewise, Aki doesn’t hate Yoshino. Because she has told the truth, she won’t doubt him anymore and can face him on how she truly feels. She makes a surprise call to Masamune and wants to go out on a date. That guy panics. Nothing planned yet. Especially White Day coming up. Google it now! But rest assured, she wants him to let her handle the planning. So as he ponders about for ideas on what to give her for White Day, I suppose baking stuffs with his family won’t do. So hanging out with Kojuurou for places with the best gifts for White Day presents, he is unsure on what to pick but eventually he does. Masamune meets up with Aki on their date. He is stumped the first stop is a convenience store. Then she calls out to a staff and introduces herself. Remember her? He does. Then she also introduces Masamune. Remember this guy whom you bullied before? It took a while but he remembers and is shocked to see his transformation. He apologizes for all the bullying. Outside, Aki has found where the other bullies are but Masamune doesn’t want to meet them. She claims he has gotten stronger and has managed to change. This makes him start to cry?! Perfect time for him to give his present to her. However she says she can’t accept it. With a smile, she says it is goodbye for them. Oh damn! Masamune getting rejected?! His plan backfired?!

Episode 11
It has been 4 days since Masamune is absent from home. The friends are worried that something is wrong. So when they ask Aki about it, she too doesn’t know. Except for the fact that they’ve broken up. WHAT?! The shock on Yoshino’s face, looks like she too doesn’t know. Yoshino is in despair and pleads to Aki this won’t do. Sorry servant girl, you don’t decide for me. And that’s that. After school, the worried friends go visit his home. Chinatsu greets them and the house is in a mess. Our loli mom has secluded herself in Masamune’s room and crying for his return. I don’t know if this is supposed to be cute or pitiful. Yeah, mom has stopped functioning as a human! Chinatsu explains a week ago, suddenly Masamune packed his bags and left for grandpa’s place in Shinshu. They surmised something must have happened during that date. After they leave, Yoshino accuses Neko for putting weird things in Aki’s head and in fact, she must be very happy this happened. Soft b*tch slap. Don’t run your mouth. Neko points out that Yoshino too has been deceitful because she has known his feelings but yet sent Aki to him. Just to protect herself and lied about her own feelings. Neko breaks down and claims she has nothing. Before this become untoward, Aki has Futaba send Neko home while she has a talk with Yoshino. Basically, asking her if she likes Masamune. Yoshino denies but Aki remains persistent and suave to make her realize her true feelings. Her own happiness is for her to decide. Don’t worry about that. She gives Yoshino her last order to go tell Masamune her feelings. Uhm, so is Yoshino going to run all the way to Shinshu?! After that, Aki sheds a few tears. A burden off her shoulders? Or is it? Yoshino takes a train and reminisces the moments when Masamune transferred to this school and the times they had together. Pretty fun, eh? Meanwhile Masamune is having a discussion with his chubby self. He claims there is no enemy and that they had the wrong idea about something. Once his vision is done, he is shocked to see Yoshino coming in. This is no hallucination. Quickly she goes to give him a big hug and before he could say anything, here comes the kiss!

Episode 12
Well, you know Kinue is back to normal since her darling boy is back! And what do you know? Yoshino and Masamune are seemingly dating? With the new school year, our gang are now seniors. Futaba, Neko, Kojuurou and Yoshino end up in the same class. Kanetsugu making her proper appearance now as a female student. Aki is in another class but she thought it is hell because with her is Masamune. While she continues to eat alone in the gym store, Masamune comes in wanting to apologize. However Yoshino takes him away. Awkward. Before you start accusing Yoshino of turning into a possessive b*tch, it seems this is all part of a plan as she tells him to be patient and now is not the time. But soon, Yoshino is shocked when Aki gives herself a new makeover. Can we get used to her short hair now? Yoshino breaks down as she reveals this is all a trick. She forces Aki to head to school where Masamune is waiting for her. Yoshino recounts and now understands how Aki must’ve felt. Aki finds a letter from Masamune addressed to her. She thinks he is doing the same as she did and must be a trick. She is going to give him an earful as she goes to find him. When she does, she tells him off not to apologize for dating Yoshino. But the big revelation: He isn’t dating Yoshino. Eh? What? Well, she did ask him but he turned her down as somebody else is already in his heart. He explains initially his plan was to get revenge on Aki. But after he found out the truth, he was lost on what to do. As for the letter, she opens to read it, he is asking her to be his girlfriend. Unsure at first, she wonders if he can kiss her. Does he need to do warm up for that?! Anyway, he proves he can do it but too late for Aki to change her mind. At the end of the cultural festival, Masamune and Aki are dancing together. Neko and Yoshino reconciled. Yoshino explaining Masamune viewed her as his master and that’s why his hives didn’t break out for he felt safe around her. Neko takes a swipe at that because it means Masamune saw her as a woman. Yeah, the big joke is that neither of them ended up with him. Got to keep smiling and move on. Masamune formally asks Aki to dance with him. Not out of revenge but out of respect.

Loving Well Is The Best Revenge
Is it me or does the last few episodes felt rushed? But it is safe to say that we can put this whole revenge story to rest now because it is over! Yahoo! Hooray! I don’t know, I just felt a big relieved to finally put this series behind me. A cliché happy ending that is to be expected because otherwise it will never end. Now we can leave this series behind in the recess of our memories! Good riddance.

Honestly I wasn’t really impressed with this season’s story. After all, it was supposed to resolve whether or not Masamune will get his revenge or will it be left on yet another cliff-hanger for another season. Heh. The latter not possible seeing the manga just ended back in 2022 and we don’t want to drag out this revenge story for another season because viewers nowadays have short attention span. Heh. Thank goodness it all ended. However the real gripe that I have (and as many others that I have briefly read from their comments) when Masamune and Aki started dating for the first time, it’s like as though the plot started to meander. Or rather, the author didn’t know how to go it from there and was just winging it. It felt weird and fake at the same time. Because all the while we thought it would be Masamune getting his revenge although for the sake of Aki fans and good happy ending, that is not possibly be likely. And then all of a sudden, they threw out this revenge thingy and well, uhm, started dating each other. Well, well. What a contrary to the title, eh? So much so, some said that the third season of Kanojo Okarishimasu (which ran in the same season) has way better story than this! So a plain simp better than a handsome hunk revenger?

To add spice to the drama, hence the strangeness of adding Yoshino into this romantic mix. I am guessing that her character was supposed to be the series’ plot twist and shocker. Because we were all brainwashed to think Aki was the little b*tch who cold heartedly rejected Masamune and never thought it could be anybody else. Unless you’ve been sceptical from the start. So with the huge revelation and the truth about Yoshino and the fate that led Masamune to be who he is today, it was obvious they might play up the next step of Yoshino actually harbouring true feelings for him. And that played a part too in making this season as it inches to its final stretch, rather weird too. Imagine the irony that Yoshino who once hated the chubby kid for getting into Aki’s good books. Masamune under the wrong pretence thought it had always been Aki as the culprit. So the unlikely alliance formed between Masamune and Yoshino. Spend too much time with each other and there’s the danger of love weaving its way into the hearts. In the end, Yoshino fell for Masamune because of all the fun times spent together. She never showed it because of her poker face and social standing as a maid. That’s why we don’t suspect her too.

I suppose it would’ve been a great disservice to the entire series if they actually had Masamune ended up with Yoshino so I guess it is better for our beautiful main characters to once again be together but this time with their true feelings. It’s the kind of happy ending that everybody has come to expect instead of the alternative version whereby Masamune actually dumps Aki, feels pretty good about it but then realizes he was being a dick and feeling empty. Everybody loses in the end. Would we like to see that kind of alternate ending?! So we’re letting Yoshino deal and get over what has been bugging her in the first place. Once that is done and everyone has made peace to this fact, only then can Masamune and Aki date each other truly with no lies in between. Who’d knew love was such a complicating ritual-cum-mess.

The rest of the other drama this season also felt a bit weird. Like the Kanetsugu’s plot just ended so abruptly and then he ghosted everyone. Until today I still don’t really get about his family circumstances and why she is so desperate in marrying into Aki’s family. For the money and status of course but well, the whole thing felt like it was something of significance to the entire series but when Kanetsugu’s schemes come to light and Masamune mans up to ask Aki to date him, that was the end to this part. Felt a bit anti-climactic. Then there’s the trip to Paris which also felt redundant. It could’ve been anywhere in Japan but I guess they needed some sort of legendary city of love. This was just a small part to have Masamune and Aki realize that they’re not on the same page of the story. Then there’s the short showdown between Neko and Aki that well, didn’t lead up to anything spicy. Sorry Neko, it still proves that you’re a secondary character. No usurping of Masamune whatsoever.

The revelation of that traumatic night for Masamune was revealed early so as to have him start questioning if what he is doing has been correct all along. Sure, he was jilted before and it doesn’t matter who, does he have the right to pile on that misery to others? So yes, while he was dating Aki for the first time, it felt like there was some sense of hesitation because he already achieved his first goal to date her. Even throwing away years of strict dieting and turning into a glutton disciple. Having fun, aren’t we? And then it backfires when Aki breaks up with him first. That’s got to hurt from all sides. Aki too has been under the wrong impression as she is very confused about whether having the right to love him or not. Then there’s the guilt that she caused him a lot of pain although it wasn’t really her fault to begin with. And that’s why all these messy shenanigans and rushed drama fest right until the end.

I don’t know, some would say the whole series was perhaps just to set up Neko and Kojuurou together! Too bad we don’t actually see that but we can just feel it. But it felt like the next best alternative seeing Neko can’t get to Masamune’s heart despite a few seemingly bold attempts. What are the chances that this is actually the real revenge of the story? Neko ending up with Kojuurou and being happy! Better than being miserable and playing the waiting game for Masamune to turn to her! Now that he did not choose her or Yoshino, it gives them at least some closure to move on. They could form some sort of consolation club as Masamune’s losers. Heh. Maybe not. I wonder if they’re waiting like vultures. The day Masamune and Aki actually break up, they’ll swoop in to take that place. Sorry folks, not sticking around to find out. But so as to have Masamune and Aki end up together, many of the other gets pushed aside. Sorry folks, I guess there is a reason why this show isn’t called Masamune-kun No Harem.

I felt Muriel is such a redundant character. I thought she would be playing a more active role but heck, she doesn’t even appear much or at all after our characters return to Japan. Like I’ve said, it could’ve been done anywhere but I suppose they need to showcase a foreigner who loves Japan’s greatest export. It’s not like Muriel is a game changer to the series or anything. It might look like she is the goddess of love because she ‘changes the tragic love story to a happy one’ in her manga. Seriously, I don’t see any real bearing on the series. It could’ve been anyone too to make Masamune and Aki act out like real lovers but I guess they had to go with fanatic French girl. After that, she faded into obscurity and we all forgot about her like as though she never existed in the first place.

After Kanetsugu is done, her character feels so redundant too. But I guess it is to showcase and hint that she too was under pressure to live up to expectations. So her liberation could be an example to Masamune and Aki who still clung on to their nonsensical beliefs. At least the good thing about her is that she is freed from these shenanigans earlier on and don’t have to give a f*ck about prestige anymore. As long as you have the things you love, everything else can f*ck off. And of course special mention needs to be said for Kinue. Can’t believe that a mom looks this young and petite, small enough to be your baby sister! F*cking anime corrupted my judgment! I don’t know if she is cute or pitiful to see her stop functioning as a normal human when she temporarily lost her dear son. Maybe both. So will she get her revenge when he comes back? Knowing Kinue, she wouldn’t.

Art and animation remain consistent as in the first season. Silver Link continues to helm the sequel and it should be no surprise because in recent times, sequels are usually taken over by another animation studio and sometimes the animation visuals and quality can be obvious. Yeah, I can’t believe I’m still grumpy about a certain sequel that is of a certain part timer devil series! I can’t really accept such ‘downgrade’! But anyway, thankfully there are none such obvious differences here. Because 6 years is a long time in anime years and anything can change. This means the entire cast that played their respective roles in the first season are all retained back in the second. The only additions are Miku Itou as Muriel (Miku in Go-toubun No Hanayome) and Yasuyuki Kase as Frank (Kankuro in Naruto). Ayaka Oohashi (voice of Aki) who sang last season’s opener, continues to do the honours this season. But, Please Please sounds like a very high powered and energetic song since she is singing on the top of her voice. I would say this is quite a blaring song. Choucho who sang last season’s ending theme is also retained for this season. Twilight Little Star sounds pretty generic as a moderate anime pop and nothing that special to me.

Overall, what a lacklustre end this season came to be. I don’t know, is it because I expected something more? Maybe. Because in the end everything turned out to be cliché. The so called shocking plot twist or revelation then became a bit confusing and lost all for the sake of the final stretch drama. Some romcom this turned out to be, huh? He’s got a heartbreak, she’s got a heartbreak, they’ve got a heartbreak, EVERYBODY’S GOT A HEARTBREAK! Now make up and be happy! So in the end, it’s not about the revenge. It’s just wanting to be accepted and finding the true love they’ve always wanted. Yeah, revenge feels like such a sophisticated word now and it’s being wasted on this series entirely. Yeah, nobody died nor any bloody murders occurred! HAHAHA! Just kidding. Sighs… But sorry folks, this revenge doesn’t taste sweet at all. It’s not even bitter. Just tasteless. Ugh.

Liar Liar

10 December, 2023

How many years has it been that fans have been waiting for a sequel to No Game No Life? Well, keep waiting because it isn’t going to come anyway! HAHAHA!!! Oh well, if you really can’t stomach that fact, then here, have this anime that is somewhat similar to it, Liar Liar. In fact, it would be wrong to compare how similar this anime is to No Game No Life except for the fact that the players here (high school students) battle for supremacy and settle their differences via games. And no, this series is not an anime version of that 1997 Hollywood comedy movie of the same name that starred Jim Carrey! Just that our main character isn’t actually the strongest player on the island but one of the weakest. Hence the need to use lies, mind games and cover ups if he is going to survive the rest of his school life. Uhm, isn’t that cheating? Well, not if you don’t get caught!

Episode 1
Hiroto Shinohara makes a daring and bold declaration to everyone who wishes to challenge him in any game: Be prepared to be humiliated and lose! Once that is over, he panics because it was all a lie! Now, flashback a few hours ago when Hiroto just arrived on this Academy Island with the latest technology. Yup, everyone here is free to challenge each other to games and earn stars to become one of the strongest known as Seven Stars. As he was lost, he bumped into Sarasa Saionji who then took the liberty to explain all those stuffs he wasn’t well aware of. From the Device he is holding and one can only see stats who are ranked lower than you, I guess Hiroto must have skipped all that tutorial, huh? So as she brings him to where he is supposed to go, suddenly the sprinkler splashes water on her. Now, she thought this was all part of his ploy to trick her so she got mad and challenged him to a game. Something he too isn’t aware of because a lower ranked person can only send a challenge and set the rules of the game. Hiroto was just simply pressing so he sends a blank request, forcing Sarasa to think he can beat her in any game! And so she decides a hard version of a staring contest in which if you show any sort of facial expression, you lose. They take turns and the one who is in turn can do any facial expression. Of course she is further appalled he thinks he can further beat her without using any abilities! Regret you skipped all that tutorial to explain stuffs, eh? So as she summons a sword trying to make him show an exhausted face, the crowd starts building up. Then the sprinkler splashes her again. She thinks this is all part of his plan as she realizes he might want to get her all embarrassed. And screaming in embarrassment she did. She lost.

Hiroto is now summoned by the headmistress of Eimei Academy, Natsume Ichinose. What he did was pretty normal but he also committed the biggest taboo. You see, Sarasa from Ouka Academy held the top spot and is the only Seven Star on the island. Zero losses to boot. Flawless victory. Until now. Furthermore, her family are the founders of this island. That’s right, she is Masamune’s granddaughter. You bet grandpa is going to do everything he can to protect the family name. While being expelled is the next logical step, however there is still for him. You see, when he defeated Sarasa, he obtained her very rare Red Star. Only 10-15 of these are available on the island. This special star allows him to lie. That’s right. He is going to lie and pretend to be a Seven Star despite being just a single star. Natsume knows this as she was a previous Red Star holder. Not many students know this effect too. As Natsume has her ulterior motive, Hiroto too has his reasons for coming to this island (to look for someone). And hence he agrees to cooperate with her and play this lying game. So after that bluff speech, Natsume is laughing her ass off about all that boldness. Keep up the good work. As he goes back to his dorm, Sarasa pulls him over. She is still puzzled why he did not expose her. Uhm, what again? You see, Sarasa is not the real daughter of Masamune. In fact, she is Rina Akabane and was just pretending to be that. Yup, she used that Red Star to that effect. Hiroto then explains he didn’t know anything and all that happened was just coincidence. That’s right, girl. You brought this all on yourself. And this means if Sarasa isn’t the real granddaughter, Masamune wouldn’t go after him and hence there was no reason of him being a Seven Star in the first place! Hiroto returns to his dorm. My, whose palace is this! And this comes with a cute maid! HIROTO, YOU LUCKY BASTARD I’M SO JEALOUS OF YOU!!!

Episode 2
Shirayuki Himeji looks like a shy girl but she doesn’t like all this setup either. Made by Natsume to do all this, it is valid she has a grudge against the headmistress. With that, the duo think they can get along. Himeji then starts to explain all the basics since she will be serving him. As one who also knows about his lies, she explains now that he has beaten Sarasa, he will garner a lot of attention and challenges. However because he is only a single star, this means he will have low level abilities associated with it. Meaning, every fight is a like boss fight to him especially those who have 6 stars and only need a win to take that final star. But don’t worry, Himeji and her group of Company will assist in that and play along with his lies. Not sure if this hacking is legal but yeah, they claim they’re going to cheat by that. Ami Kagaya introduces herself as the Company’s electronics expert and they’re going to show their great service and skills to him as Himeji has Hiroto accept this particular challenge. We don’t see how it went but Hiroto won big time and he is freaking impressed with Company and will totally rely on them from now on. Hiroto then heads to Eimei and is shown around by classmates, Fuuka Tatara and Yuuki Tsuji. They won the right to do so after holding a class battle royale!

Soon, Hiroto gets another challenge request by Haru Urasaka. This game is big enough to warrant some live broadcast organized by the media group known as Libra. Commentators will be Suzuran Kazami and Sarasa the special guest. In this game, whoever races to the finish line in whatever transport, wins. Urasaka thinks she is confident in her speed but Hiroto is confident in not losing. So as she revs up her bike and starts accelerating, after halfway, suddenly her bike stops dead in its tracks and she is thrown off the course. Hiroto makes his slow walk to the finish. Flashback shows Himeji briefing him about the nullifying abilities Urasaka would be using against his. To counter that, Hiroto was to use up all his ability slots using Complete Disable. For his level, he needs to use it all. Of course as Hiroto piles on the lies of the abilities he used to win (including an ability to secure Urasaka’s safety), it was Kagaya’s hacking that stopped the bike. Later Sarasa meets with him to talk. She reveals the truth that the real Sarasa got kidnapped about a year ago when she just arrived on the island. However the kidnappers did not make any demands. Because the Saionji family never have their kids out in public before high school, it was convenient for them to get Rina to play as Sarasa since nobody knows how she looks like. There is no telling when the real Sarasa will return, until then, she must protect her reputation. What will happen if people know she is a fake? When the truth is out, they too will realize Hiroto is a fake and he won’t be able to stay on this island. Not even Natsume can do anything to help him. That’s why she will help him play along with those lies. As long as he keeps winning, their lies will be protected. Hiroto also reveals his reason to come here. He is looking for a childhood friend whom he has never seen for years and is believed to be on this island. They exchange contacts to stay in touch.

Episode 3
So uhm, who this weirdo now? Apparently Seiran Kugasaki thinks Hiroto’s win over Sarasa was a fluke and hence wants to challenge him to a game. Of course Hiroto agrees but the loser will never challenge Sarasa again. So you agree to this or would rather chicken out? Obviously challenge accepted and see you in 2 days. Sarasa goes to Hiroto’s place to discuss about the strategy. She is shocked to see Himeji here. They know each other since Himeji used to serve her family. This means she is the other person who knows her secret. Though, it has been a year since they have met in person. Discussing about the game. Apparently they have to collect cards around the district and choose 5 of the cards and win 3 rounds. The highest card number wins. Hence the winning strategy all boils down during the card collection phase. They discuss about Kugasaki’s abilities and one of them being able to mobilize his men to collect the cards (there are total 20 cards). Yes, this guy has a 300 strong force of his own. Then they discuss the abilities that Hiroto can use but due to his low level, his options are limited. For example, make the opponent’s screen glitch out. After the meeting is over, Himeji talks to Hiroto about Rina since they used to be close. The way she is acting now hints she is hiding something and hopes he can protect her as she is a fragile girl. As the game begins, Kugasaki is quick to collect the cards. Hiroto runs into various problem. I don’t really get it since it is pertaining to the new info display which he isn’t getting. At this rate, Kugasaki will get all the cards and Hiroto will not have any in his hand to play and will lose.

Hiroto manages to get 2 cards so far but falls off and got himself a little injured. Sarasa is concerned about his health so she reveals the biggest secret ever: Sarasa’s kidnapping was a lie. She wanted a normal school life so she helped snuck her out of the island. This deception will on be revealed when Sarasa graduates in 2 years. That is why she cannot tell Himeji about this and cannot risk dragging others. So, giving up? Not for Hiroto. He thinks her actions are pretty relatable since she wants to make her friend’s dream come true that she fooled the academy and the Saionji family. So girls like her are his type? Hiroto gets an idea when he notices this Rule Breaker ability. Although rewriting rules can only be used with those having 6 stars and above, he also needs some bug display ability to get it to work. So as the card game begins, obviously Hiroto has only 2 cards compared to Kugasaki’s 18. He cannot win based on the rules. Then it seems Hiroto gives up but is only stalling for time as he talks about the conditions to end the game but not to win it. So when everything is in set, he has Kugasaki take a look at the rules again which reveals both side runs out of cards, this card revealing phase ends. Kugasaki believes he used Rule Breaker for this trick because now the game ends in a draw. Hence the battle starts afresh. Kugasaki still has the advantage as he can mobilize his men but that is when Hiroto reveals his card. It seems Hiroto only made to look like he used Rule Breaker but he didn’t. He just changed the text on the screen and hence this phase is not over yet. But because Kugasaki already discarded his, it means he has no cards left and so it is Hiroto’s win. In the aftermath, Sarasa thanks him for this comeback because seriously she didn’t know if she could’ve won if she was in his shoes. Then she tries to ask him about that type of girl he likes but he got distracted with a phone call. Did you say something? Nothing.

Episode 4
Himeji sees Natsume who asks about the number of stars Hiroto has. As a holder of a coloured star, he cannot further take normal stars. However he can still take those who hold Unique Stars. Kugasaki held the Indigo Star and since Hiroto won, he took that star as compensation. Hence he has now 2 stars. This means if he battles and defeats those with Unique Stars, he is going to get all 7 coloured stars. Yeah, like the rainbow! Natsume doesn’t bat an eyelid to admit that she is using Hiroto for her own gains but likewise, he too is using her for his. The question is, as Hiroto battles more people, he will be facing more dangers. What will Himeji do? She asserts she will be by his side. And soon Himeji is transferred into Hiroto’s class just in time before the announcement of this trial game. Basically, this mock game held around the district, students can challenge each other. Although they won’t lose stars, they will fail to enter the next round. The winner will be the one who survives the longest and the top 5 will be able to enter the inter-academy contest next month. Later Himeji and Hiroto discuss about this and this trial game is also dangerous because all one need to do is to get close enough to initiate the battle. When that happens a state of conflict happens and others cannot send invitations to interrupt or join the battle. This state will be in operation for 24 hours and if no winner comes out from it, both will lose. The best strategy for Hiroto to be to best is to run away. Soon, Noa Akizuki pops up before them and asks if the duo are dating. Obviously not. Then she flirts with him just to get to know him before leaving. Yeah, she’s cute and all but your guts must be ringing that this cutie pie is one helluva dangerous girl so beware. Later Hiroto goes to see Natsume. The latter explains she has pulled strings to make Himeji in the same class as him. This guilt trip is to have him do some tasks for her. Firstly, there have been outside forces trying to interfere with the upcoming event. He is to investigate it. Next, somebody has stolen a Unique Star, the Green Star in particular. Since Hiroto is a Unique Star wielder, he is most likely be targeted. Thus his job is to uncover the culprit. Not only that, his third mission is to be the strongest and that he must win the Green Star from the thief. A tall order? He has to do it anyway…

Hiroto employs the running away strategy as well as using some jamming device to prevent other students in nearby proximity to challenge him. Back home, Kagaya appears in the flesh to help out further with the plan. Something about overlapping Hiroto and Himeji’s data so any requests he receives will go to Himeji and turn her into the scapegoat. So as Himeji fights on his behalf, he continues running. However with approximately 200 survivors gunning for Hiroto’s ass, can he outrun them all? He could have with all the data but somehow Noa’s data didn’t pop up on screen and thus he bumps into her. Then she has him locked in a stranglehold position. With time running out and other students approaching fast, Hiroto is forced to enter a state of conflict with Himeji. Sly Noa then gets up and leaves, claiming she has already achieved her goal. That night when Himeji goes out to do some errands, Hiroto receives a call from her but it is Noa who answers instead. Putting his maid on, she apologizes that she is no longer able to lose their game tomorrow.

Episode 5
With Kagaya, Hiroto and Sarasa discuss the game they’re playing. Basically, it’s a ranking card game something like I’ve seen in Kaiji. The card with higher ranking wins and at the end, the one with the most cards wins. They also discuss about Himeji going to use Forced Control ability in which Himeji will move 3 turns at first. At this rate, she will already have a huge lead. More strategy discussion because some of the cards have their own unique abilities, blah, blah, blah. Not that I understand. Once discussion is over, a short distraction because Sarasa sleeps with Hiroto. In the same room but different beds. Yeah. Can’t send a girl home alone late at night, right? For her safety, right? Next day, Hiroto and Himeji meet for their game as Noa watches. As it begins, it all goes as planned. Himeji using Forced Control to take the lead. Hiroto then starts thinking about this whole thing and what Himeji said. Then he realizes that if he wins, he will lose. Hence this whole trial is just a trap. He has Kagaya cancel their strategy. Hiroto makes his moves but all his hands, he loses to Himeji. This makes Noa irked. When they have to play the final card in their hand, it seems Hiroto activates some Trojan Horse card to take half of Himeji’s cards. Because of that, both sides have the same number of cards and it ends in a draw. With the state of conflict ended and neither has lost, both are still in the running of the trial. They force Noa to reveal the truth as Himeji notes about knowing her handphone was bugged by Noa and that’s why she couldn’t contact Hiroto. Noa starts to break down that she worked so hard for this and can’t believe this is happening. Long story short, she is jealous that when Hiroto was the new transfer student, he became the most popular student on the island. Before that it was Noa. She believes he cheated unlike her who worked hard and that’s why she plotted this revenge. However she almost revealed she had a mastermind collaborator behind this. But Noa isn’t going to give up yet. She hints that she has also installed a programme inside Himeji’s phone that will destroy all her data which means expelling her from the island. This is an illegal move that will have everyone hate her but crazy Noa has gone too far to back down. She then takes Himeji hostage. Again? She wants Hiroto to play a real game where they bet their real stars. He must lose to her in front of everyone if he wants his maid back. No draws too. Hiroto believes she is the one who stole the Green Star as she knows too much info.

Episode 6
The game begins. Basically Hiroto and Noa have to find their opponent’s partner (Sarasa and Himeji respectively) in this building. Yeah, this treasure hunting game has some rules and the likes that it’s bloody confusing! Because you can also move your partner to avoid your opponent from reaching it as well as posting questions to answers you can’t lie. And with their abilities in place, oh yeah, they turned something simple into a whole lot complicating! With the help of Sarasa’s deduction, Hiroto manages to guess where Himeji is located. Not that I understand this part too. This makes Noa even more desperate as she even resorts to placing Himeji in some random space. But that too is defeated because of our combo’s reasoning and deduction. Yeah. Whatever. So when Hiroto finds Himeji and wins the game, Noa has another trick up her sleeve. This time using the ability of Alter Fate to erase Hiroto’s answer. Meaning, nulling his win. And just when Noa thought she has found Sarasa and won the game, right back at her because Hiroto also pulled off another tricky ability. This Pinch Hitter allows him to trade places with the target. He does so with Himeji and this means Sarasa won against Himeji and not Hiroto. And whatever traps she placed in Himeji’s phone prior to the game has been transferred to her phone so this means she can’t hold Himeji hostage anymore and her plan has all backfired. DID YOU GET ALL THAT?! I SURE DIDN’T! Noa’s loss means she must reveal the truth. She claims she is a smart girl and there is proof. However such intelligence cannot guarantee her in the elite as the school also placed importance on family lineage. She felt all her effort were useless so she thought of stopped being normal just to fit in. She did really well for her first year and perhaps if she wins the inter-academy battle, she would become famous. Rather, it was like a reward for all the effort she put in. Of course Hiroto ruined all that with his appearance. Desperate, she made a deal with the mastermind, Mikado Kurahashi who is the headmaster for district 12. He told her to cheat and do whatever it takes to steal Hiroto’s stars. Do that and he’ll grant her wish. Since she was also scared, she wouldn’t want to go against him. Obviously, Hiroto is going to help her get justice and bring this guy down. He is the strongest player on this island.

Episode 7
Kurahashi berates Noa for being useless. With her failure, she is going to pay back all that he has given her. This means becoming her slave and do as he wishes. However she is not afraid because she has Hiroto and his crew. They waltz in and have recorded all the threats he have said. With that, Kurahashi has been relieved from his duties. As Hiroto and Noa are the top 2 of Eimei in this trial game, a final battle will determine who is top. However Noa claims she doesn’t have the right as she reveals all the dirty tricks she has done and wants to withdraw. Hiroto then shows the polls that 99% forgive her for what she has done and hence this means people do pay attention to her and is special because of the efforts she puts in. As such, Hiroto will be the one to withdraw and has already sent his application. This is not for free as in exchange Noa will give her Green Star. With Noa as Eimei’s top and Hiroto as the runner’s up, the others who will join them in the inter-academy game are Himeji, Nanase Asamiya and the student council president himself, Shinji Enomoto. Later Hiroto meets up with Sarasa as she brings him to an ability shop where she got the rare Pinch Hitter card. The condition is that the owner will have the buyer do weird stuffs and this time they have to enter as a couple. It must be tough just holding hands but the owner takes a liking for them and allows it even though they’re just shaking hands. Back home, a little fanservice shenanigans before sh*t hits the fan as Himeji and Sarasa bath together with Hiroto In their swimsuits of course! Hiroto passes out. I bet this is a game he cannot win!

Then the Eimei quintet meet to discuss strategy for the inter-academy contest. It’s going to be hard since Shinji and Nanase don’t get along. In this game called ASTRAL (Area Steal To Reconquer All Lost – WTF?!), basically it is to conquer as many polygon spots in the centre district 0 (F*cking hell, should’ve called this game All Your Bases Are Belong To Us then!). Of course players are divided into roles and can use spells. Using the latter renders that player unable to make any movements. You win by dominating all areas or destroying all other teams. If that cannot be met, the team with the biggest area at the end of the play wins. There is also some movement value in which the lower your number, the more spaces you can move. Obviously Hiroto lies he has a low number when his is high. They discuss about their positions and obviously Hiroto has to be the commander in order for his lie to be safe. However Shinji wants to be the commander and this sparks a debate why they are better. Because a commander can swap roles with others, Hiroto suggests he will take on the role first and if he isn’t up to Shinji’s expectations, he will let him have that role. Shinji’s condition is for him to take down 3 commanders on the 3rd day. With no other options, Hiroto agrees. Late that night, Hiroto receives a distress call from Sarasa. There is trouble brewing. Because a third Sarasa has popped up!

Episode 8
Imposter Sarasa makes contact. She throws down a challenge for either one of them to defeat Hiroto in ASTRAL. The winner will get to take over this Sarasa’s identity. In the case if Hiroto wins, he can choose which Sarasa to be with and also he can do whatever he pleases with the imposter. And if Sarasa doesn’t agree to play, the imposter will strip naked and let horny guys jerk off to her!!! OMFG!!! Hiroto then goes to beg Kagaya for help as they talk about how ASTRAL also allows voting from other students to predict the event’s winners although that only comes into effect in the second half. Then they discuss about the abilities that they want to use. Oh, you mean cheat moves, right? Himeji plans to use a rare ability called Replacement but since it is very expensive, she’ll have Company buy it for her. First day of ASTRAL is here. Each team is placed on the board. Eimei tests out certain skills and moves and the highlight is this Freeze Time action that renders all actions unavailable for certain amount of time (depending on your movement value) when one occupies a space. This leaves them vulnerable in case the enemy attacks. At the end of the first day, Ouka occupies top spot with the most areas held while Eimei has the most votes.

During dinner, Kugasaki makes known his challenge to Eimei’s side. But Eimei talks about the other potential threats like Touya Kirigaya from Shinra High School as this dude is known to use violent methods to get what he wants. Then there is also Senri Kururugi from Tsuyuri Girls’ Academy and she has a dangerous ability in which if all conditions are met, her One Shot Kill will take you down in a single move. Then Eimei argues on who is to sleep in which room. Noa and Himeji tussle over Hiroto while Shinji and Nanase don’t want each other. Well, until Sarasa drops in to stop this farce and lays down the obvious rules that boys and girls sleep separately. Late that night as Hiroto can’t sleep, he takes a walk and finds loli Tsumugi Shiina having trouble getting some stuffs. He helps her get it and now she’s interested in him? Kindness does goes a long way… Anyway, she claims she has a sister in Libra and is currently in a game that runs concurrently with ASTRAL, MTCG. Hiroto then hangs out with this chuunibyou loli and this makes her happy. Yeah, she just drops asleep when she feels sleepy. Hiroto brings her back to her room but thankfully nothing untoward happens. Next day, Kanade Yuikawa of Ibara Academy wants to make a temporary alliance with Eimei. However Nanase suddenly starts attacking them. This forces Eimei to also follow her move. In the end, Eimei manages to win as Shinji chews out Nanase for this reckless move that she also did last year that cost them. It’s like Nanase can’t explain herself so she keeps mum but blames him whatsoever. At the end of the second day, Ouka is still tops in occupied spots while Eimei is still popular with the votes.

Episode 9
A teammate betrays his group members and eliminates them all. This traitor turns out to be the Sarasa imposter. It seems she can disguise herself as other members and many teams have already fallen to this tactic. Of course Eimei’s side needs to do something. Hiroto later goes to see Sarasa to talk about this and this imposter thingy has turned the whole game upside down. It is no surprise that many teams will self-destruct over such suspicions. But don’t worry, Hiroto has a plan. This trend continues on the third day. So when a black mist descends upon Eimei, this worries Hiroto because now that their visions are impaired, he is unsure if anyone is replaced by the imposter. When the mist is lifted, Shinji and Nanase start accusing each other as the imposter. Luckily it is time for the afternoon break. But unluckily, both suspect each other so much that they don’t want to participate in the afternoon match. So it’s up to Hiroto, Himeji and Noa. Soon they are flanked by 2 schools. One of them being Tsuyuri. Hiroto has the girls go after the other weaker school while he alone faces Tsuyuri. Kururugi thinks he is making a mistake but soon Hiroto unleashes several blasts to take out 1 of them. This is because Himeji pretended to go with Noa but actually masked herself to support Hiroto. Kururugi unleashes a devastating attack that drains a lot of Himeji’s health. Eimei starts running and when Tsuyuri attacks, Himeji uses some calculated ability to return the offensive back, taking out another Tsuyuri member. More running around until Tsuyuri steps on traps laid by Noa. Another 1 down.

At this point, Kururugi has counted all the spells Hiroto has used and believes he has none. So she sacrifices her only member left to gain strength to gain her One Shot Kill. Surprisingly Hiroto can still avoid. Apparently Hiroto still has some spells left and it only looked like he has none because his ability changed her control visuals so she saw and misjudged everything. Suddenly Freeze Time activates for Hiroto. Tsuyuri activates her Electronic Interference trump card but then leaves. This leaves Hiroto puzzled because why did she not finish him off? Noa returns after wiping out the other weaker team. But she notes after doing so, their territory did not increase. Hiroto fears Kurahashi might be behind this. He has a suggestion and needs Himeji and Noa to fully trust him. Later, Shinji apologizes to Hiroto for being a dick. After watching their match, he realizes his arrogance got his team into a lot of trouble. Hiroto asks if he really suspected Nanase as the imposter. Actually no. He just did it to smite her because if she did stay in the game, she would’ve fallen apart. They catch Nanase eavesdropping the whole thing so they start arguing. Hiroto shows them a hidden footage on Nanase’s sudden attack on Ibara was because she noticed the enemy was preparing a sneak attack. But soon after they made up, Hiroto drops the bombshell that he is eliminated from the game. Flashback shows he shot himself for that self-elimination. This is not only to win his bet with Shinji but rather to counter the imposter. Because now she has groups working under her, Eimei is at the bottom of her hit list. They cannot win if they play by the book. That’s right and don’t worry. Hiroto has got a plan. At the end of the day, Seijo Academy (the school the imposter is affiliated with) has the most votes.

Episode 10
Hiroto and Sarasa talk to Kazami about the imposter. At first she was unwilling to talk in fear she would land them in trouble. But she can’t bear the burden alone so she lets it all slip. Apparently this imposter is not affiliated with any academy and has no right to play. She even has an ally on the ASTRAL committee (Kurahashi perhaps). Now that she has all sorts of cheating advantage, if she wins, she can cause the biggest disaster and the worst part is Libra will take the fall for everything. Obviously Hiroto has a plan. Along with Himeji, the trio cramp themselves in a box as Kazami pushes them through the security into her Libra command centre. Our short distraction of too close a proximity… It is deduced that when the imposter is in top spot, everyone else will be tied for second. This explains Kururugi’s actions to escape as it would be better if their team ties in second place. The main plan for now is for the academies to join forces. But since Hiroto is out, he can actually get back into the game via another event called MTCG. The winner of this tough game will earn the right to return as the wild card. Hiroto soon realizes the big boss of MTCG is no other than Tsumugi. The girls are not impressed if he is turning into a lolicon but they put their trust in him to get back into ASTRAL quickly. Hiroto enters MTCG as Kazami explains the rules. Confusing as hell and as I understand, raise your familiar’s level to match your opponent to beat it. And there are of course other abilities like exchanging of cards with coins, etc. Basically, a confusing version of Pokemon? I don’t know! As Hiroto came into the game late, he needs to rush as there is not enough time. A girl from Tsuyuri agrees to exchange her card with his for a reasonable price. This is because she wants Hiroto’s help to free Kururugi from the imposter’s clutches. She blames herself and the others for being too weak to help her. Hiroto won’t be doing it for Kururugi but will definitely defeat the imposter.

Now we see Hiroto battling and defeating opponents. Even doing the unthinkable by selling his precious card to earn lots of coins but manages to get it back via many wins. WTF I don’t understand! Even Tatara and Tsuji purposely power up their own cards so they could give it to him for free because they trust he can bring up Eimei’s name. Now we see Yuikawa bragging and boasting as he prepares to face off Tsumugi. But as he powers up his familiar, all that is for naught because Tsumugi easily defeats him. How could this be?! Eat humble pie now! Tsumugi then calls Hiroto to face her. He then realizes if you get a higher number than her, you lose because her numbers are inverted and in negative. Hiroto then powers up his familiar. Did he not learn? Well, with Kagaya’s hacking, he brings Tsumugi’s familiar back into positive territory to tie with his. With that, he wins. Hiroto then accuses as the imposter and she doesn’t bat an eyelid to admit that. She is so happy and hopes to finish things off in ASTRAL. Realizing that Kurahashi is definitely behind this, Hiroto rushes back to ASTRAL as he makes a stunning announcement of his return. This includes revealing the imposter as a wild card thrown in by the enemy just for fun. So to avoid further humiliation, he suggests the academies team up with him to stand a chance against her. Everyone takes this chance to form a truce agreement with Eimei. With 5 academies now aligned, Hiroto as their leader announces to go on the offensive.

Episode 11
With Hiroto back in the game, he mentions the only way to beat the imposter is to use Kururugi’s One Shot Kill. But she is on the enemy’s side so they need to defeat her and make her listen. Speaking of which, Hiroto’s side known as Allied Army include schools such as Suisei, Ouka, Oumi, Murakumo, Souken and of course Eimei. On the imposter’s side known as United Army, they have Seijo, Tsuyuri Shinra, Otowa and Saint Rosalia. So we see both sides having skirmishes. The main bulk is Hiroto’s team facing off against Tsuyuri’s side. Not going to bother explaining what’s happening because clearly I don’t. Eventually with all the tricks, Tsuyuri is the last one left and is also defeated. Some guilt trip by Hiroto that she gave in to the imposter before the fight was over and that made her girls sad. I guess that’s enough for her to join his side. Meanwhile Sarasa is having a hard time. Everyone on her side has been wiped out. Only she is left. The enemy side also now consists of Kirigaya, Kugasaki and Shizuku Minami of Rosalia. The trio are hunting for Sarasa but stumble into our Eimei quintet. Another round of fighting. Kirigaya puts up a tough fight and manages to kill off both Shinji and Nanase. Then it’s like Noa has a death wish and goes to let herself be killed by him. Yeah, this is to activate some trap to bind him but do you think that can hold him down? Nope. Sacrifice wasted. Although Hiroto has his tricks, the ultimate one is Kugasaki betraying Kirigaya. Yup, Hiroto made a pact with him before the games. He agreed because of his loyalty to Sarasa. Whatever. However Kirigaya won’t go out quietly and tries to take Hiroto with him. Only, Himeji blocks and bears the brunt of it. Wow. A goodbye speech like as though it’s the end of the world. Now that Kugasaki’s betrayal is known, he is forced to take himself out to protect his position. Hence, leaving Sarasa’s care in Hiroto’s hands. Back to Sarasa, she is having a hard time fighting the imposter. When the conditions are right, Kururugi unleashes her One Shot Kill. Failed! And just like that, their trump card gets taken out. The shock on Sarasa’s face like as though the end of the world. Ran out of options, eh? Of course saved by the bell. Today’s game has ended. Sarasa continues to be in shock and despair on how she survived. Yeah. Beats me. 3 survivors left…

Episode 12
Hiroto sees Sarasa to tell her something. Sorry, it’s not a confession. It’s about the final game. Later he does the same to his Eimei comrades. Put your trust in him! As he returns, he bumps into a chirpy Tsumugi who drags him to her room to play. Don’t worry, no fishy business from her. It’s a chance for him to ask why she ended up doing all this. She explains she hates studying and prefers to play games. Thankfully as a genius, she finished all her mandatory education at an early age. But then she realized she can’t start playing games until she get into high school. Not wanting to miss out, she modified her device to fake an account on this island. IT WAS THAT EASY?! Then she got a call from Kurahashi to join ASTRAL and to make a war declaration on Hiroto. Next day is the final ASTRAL game. As Tsumugi has captured the most areas and the highest support, all she needs to do is wait out and win. But that is when Hiroto reminds her of the promise she made before ASTRAL start. Remember, either Tsumugi or Sarasa must beat Hiroto to win. This means their position in ASTRAL doesn’t matter. But if neither wins, obviously Hiroto wins. This means Hiroto can just run away and lose the game but in that sense he wins against their bet. Of course Sarasa won’t have it that way since Ouka will lose. Hence it is a lose-lose situation for everyone and that’s why Hiroto suggests a game inside ASTRAL known as Crossboard, a turn based game. Tsumugi is confused and unsure at first but seeing she can’t pass a chance to beat him, she happily accepts. More weird rules and as I understand, the whole board of ASTRAL is condensed and they have to mark and pinpoint the enemy base to win. Tsumugi goes first but fails to nail it. From here on, Hiroto’s occupied spaces are now reduced to 2 spots. This is checkmate for Sarasa and Tsumugi. Because unless they can pinpoint which is his real base, if they choose the wrong one, it will give the other the advantage. And hence both are force to ‘protect’ him.

Things start to change as corrupted data of past players start invading the board. This is obviously Kurahashi desperately trying to cheat. However those imposters are defeated as Shinji is giving Nanase orders on how to defeat them. Kurahashi is shocked to see this. Aren’t those players out of the game? Then he realizes Libra is in cohorts to falsify the data. No worries. He has a trump card. He calls Kirigaya to do his stuff but surprisingly Kirigaya refuses. Despite all the threats Kurahashi throws, Kirigaya won’t give in. He isn’t worth it and has lost. Kurahashi’s next cheating move is to hack into Tsumugi and forcefully move her body to his wishes. But this hacking allows Hiroto to trace where he is as he makes a courtesy call to tell him he has lost. Because now that his whereabouts are found, Himeji and the other players head over there. So does he dare fight all of them? Loser gives up. Himeji hacks the data back and reverts the game back to normal, allowing Hiroto to win as Tsumugi gets eliminated. Tsumugi is fine with losing but is sad thinking what she did was wrong. Hiroto has no right to answer that and before the loli starts crying, Kazami is here to ask if she had fun. Of course. Then it is all okay because everybody is happy. So just like that, her sins are all absolved. Eimei wins ASTRAL as Hiroto narrates about how everything starts with a lie. But it is that lie that saved other and gained him many friends. Now it is a lie that just doesn’t belong to him anymore. For the sake of his friends, he will continue to lie.

Cheating Craft: Delightfully Deceitful
Uhm… Folks, please do not take it literally on what Hiroto said about lying! Please do not tell lies because it is not that simple in saving others or gaining friends! It is not the lie, people! It is how you interact and treat others! NOT THE LIE! Oh well Hiroto, better phrasing next time before you led on others. But then again, he is the island’s greatest liar and nobody can dispute that.

Honestly, I had some high hopes for this series because of my initial preconception how this would be close to No Game No Life. And then all that hope suddenly start to crumble quickly as the season continues. In short, the series became a huge disappointment as it reaches its end. You see, just like other anime series that focus on the strange games that the characters play (like Kakegurui and Tomodachi Game), my biggest challenge-cum-problem is always the mechanics of the game. That’s right. Once again, I am unable to fully comprehend how the game is played and that greatly contributes to my confusion and thus my lack of enjoyment of the whole game and ultimately the series itself. Yes, I have to admit once more that I could be a dumb person. Heh. But that’s not the biggest problem of the series itself.

Firstly, with an anime like this having its theme focused on weird games the characters play, it is obvious such games cannot be your ordinary games that we often play in the real world. Like Twister or even poker. I’m sure we all know the basic rules to that, right? I understand that in order to spice things up and not make the so called game look boring, hence additional and strange or different rules are added. This is fine if done correctly to keep the interest and intrigue of the viewers. Unfortunately this series does not. The rules here are so strange that not only it is incomprehensible to viewers like me, but it also serves some sort of a plot convenience. In other words, some sort of cheating mechanism.

Picture this. Enemy going to do some sort of move that would seal his/her win. Hero in shock and in a pinch. Oh my. What can he do? When enemy executes that move, intended effect and result did not happen. Aha! Gotcha! Because hero has some super secret move to counter that and uses it to defeat a shocked opponent. Uh huh. It is always like that. I see you are going to lose soon. Get a taste of your own defeat. HAHAHA~ Oh wait. What just happened?! HAHAHA, you fool! You did not see this coming because you have just fallen into my trap as I pull off a superior move to defeat yours. Now you taste your defeat! HAHAHA!!! Heh… Yeah… Every game that Hiroto plays feels something like that!

Therefore I surmise that these special rules did not do well in making the game more interesting. They are only there as plot conveniences for our hero to make a comeback. As such, these mechanisms are what breaks the game and ultimately the entire series. I get it that students here may want to have the upper hand by having different kinds of abilities when they go into such battles. But therein lies the problem. Each one is tailored so differently that it breaks the rules of the normal game. So might as well not even follow the rules of the game in the first place! Do you see what I am trying to say here?! This is why whenever Hiroto and his team are in danger of losing, I have come to not even worry the slightest bit because I know there will be some sort of cheating going on in the background. If that cheating move cannot be sufficiently explained, just pin it on the Company doing some hacking in the background for Hiroto to pull off that miracle. So f*cking convenient! Now I am wondering if there is a super ultra rare ability that automatically vetoes the holder to automatically win the game no matter the circumstances!

The characters themselves are unmemorable and they feel more annoying as each episode passes. Like Hiroto who is the main character, I get it that he has to win games in order to keep his biggest lie a secret. Sometimes I feel like he has some sort of dual personality. One second he could be the cool and suave heroic guy. The next he could be this panicky normie. Like, I thought confidence or lying was his best trait?! Maybe I am missing something here. It all boils down to Hiroto being the greatest pretender of all time. Luckily he manages to pull off the seemingly impossible when it matters most. Thus giving him more ‘credibility’ as he piles on the lies as the island’s greatest player. And to think he came to this island looking for someone. Couldn’t he just find that person’s name in the database, assuming that person is another student on this island? Or is it not? Just some excuse to usher him into this island and carry out whatever the plot this series intended him to do.

No man is an island (despite the academy technically is one) and because to make Hiroto feel a lot more human, he is imperfect. This is also the perfect excuse and ingredient for him to have friends and those working with him behind the scenes so that he can emerge victorious when the time calls for it. Hiroto is one lucky guy to have things go his way in the end. Because without the timely backing of the Company, he would have lost very early. Otherwise, these characters in Hiroto’s group also feel as forgettable. Possibly to troll us for a possible harem because why not? He’s got his own personal maid Himeji, then the cutie pie whom he defeated Noa (yesterday’s enemy is today’s friend trope) and of course the empress herself Sarasa because can I consider her as tsundere too? I figure that she having her own dark secrets to keep isn’t the main reason why she is staying close to Hiroto, right?

Shinji and Nanase both feel like ad hoc characters. So as not to have Hiroto and his harem get 100% of the screen time. Heh. Anyway, it feels like the need to give them some character because they’re always disagreeing with each other for the most part on whatever. So, they like each other, huh? Not like they would admit but it’s the general vibes that I get from them. Yeah, better probability of them being a couple than Hiroto x Sarasa! I mean, they’re trying to throw obvious hints to us that Sarasa has feelings for this big liar, right?! Kazami from Libra feels like a convenient character. Supposedly from an organization that is supposed to be neutral, because of the recent events, she finds herself depending on Hiroto because who else is going to be the hero and cling onto justice and integrity? Even if Hiroto is a big liar himself? After all, this series lacks any pet mascot so why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone and have both a cat and a cute girl together! ~Nya!

And the so called villains are just paltry and one dimensional. The supposed big baddie of the season, Kurahashi, not sure what his goals are for doing this. Why hasn’t the island’s admin or the big family of Masamune find out about this atrocity is anybody’s guess. Where’s the f*cking security?! If Tsumugi can hack into it, imagine what pro hackers can do. Oh right. Company already does it. The games on the island are so important and how can Kurahashi continue to operate in such a blatant way by even bringing in an unauthorized player without any penalties? Is everybody afraid of him? Even the higher authorities? Well, so I guess he is the scapegoat to become the bad guy so that people like innocent cute girls such as Noa and Tsumugi can’t be labelled as pure evil. They were under his orders, I swear! Yeah. That. Whatever. It goes against an unwritten law to cast innocent lolis as villains. So is Tsumugi part of the harem now? To make him look like a further scumbag with no redeeming value, that is why guys like Kirigaya and Kugasaki are made to have some sort of honour in the end even if they were casted as ‘enemies’. Natsume is equally bad too but because she is aligned with our heroes (despite having her own ulterior motives), we give her a pass. And she is also so that Hiroto won’t have the freedom to do as he wishes because he is under her thumb and is forced to play dumb games as he needs all the help he can to get through the lies.

Art and animation just feel mediocre. While the 2D visuals and the character designs are just passable (doesn’t Sarasa look like a discount Shakugan No Shana?), sometimes the animation especially during the games can feel a bit wonky and jerky. And in some scenes, lack of animation. Maybe this is also why the games don’t really look interesting. Apart from the confusing rules, then this mediocre animation quality exacerbates it all. I want to note that I find it strange that the characters have this faint red outline on their eyes. Not sure if this is their trademark because it reminds me of Saenai Heroine No Sodatekata. I thought it was from the same author or the animation studio but all not related. This series was done by Geek Toys who did Plunderer, Date A Live IV, Ningen Fushin No Boukensha-tachi Ga Sekai Wo Sukuu You Desu and Kawaikereba Hentai Demo Suki Ni Natte Kuremasu Ka.

Voice acting is also passable and nothing extraordinary. I only recognized Jun Fukuyama as Kugasaki. I thought Rina Hidaka or Yui Ogura would be perfect as Tsumugi but Yurika Moriyama (Otori in Komi-san wa Comyushou Desu) helmed that loli role instead. The other casts include Genta Nakamura as Hiroto, Wakana Kuramochi as Sarasa (Cuff in Shinigami Bocchan To Kuro Maid), Yukina Shutou as Himeji (Mahiru in Shuumatsu No Harem), Rika Tachibana as Noa (Karyl in Princess Connect! Re:Dive), Junya Enoki as Shinji (Nasa in Tonikaku Kawaii), Saori Oonishi as Nanase (Kaori in Arifureta), Sora Tokui as Kazami (Nero in Tantei Opera Milky Holmes), Hibiku Yamamura as Kagaya (Lisa in Peter Grill To Kenja No Jikan), Houko Kuwashima as Natsume (Sango in Inu Yasha), Ai Fairouz as Kururugi and Kazuyuki Okitsu as Kurahasi (Ouka in DanMachi).

If you’re a fan of May’n, be delighted that she sings the opening theme, Lies Goes On. Quite an energetic piece to fit her powerful vocals. Very much like many of the other similar anime songs I often hear her sing. Though, the opening credits animation has lots of strange colours that is close to being psychedelic so I’m not sure if this could trigger some sort of photosensitive epilepsy. The ending theme, Fakey Merry Game by Smile Princess feels more like a denpa song with some special effects imbued. The amusing part is the ending animation credits whereby the characters are in Roblox form and all the girls just want to own a piece of Hiroto. Poor guy. Can’t catch a break.

Overall, this anime is a huge let-down. It was far from what I expected and what I thought was interesting and had potential soon descended into a draggy fest of mind games that weren’t even interesting to begin with. Even more so, the confusing rules of the game and whatever abilities these characters have to spice up the game only felt like infuriating cheating mechanisms. Thus the only thing that the series done right was in its title because it really deceived the hell out of us! Imagine this series would’ve been more interesting if the battles were all life and death like Squid Game. Oh yeah. See the characters actually fight desperately to survive as their life is on the line! Now we’re just playing games for whatever supremacy and our Hiroto is going to eventually collect all the 7 colours of the rainbow (I won’t be surprised if they pull off a twist of a hidden 8th star, the Gold Star whatsoever!). Yeah. What the heck. Excuse me if I am going to give up on such complicated games of today and go back to games of yesteryears where it is much simpler and much more fun. Hopscotch, anybody? Okay I lied. I don’t actually know how to play hopscotch, seriously…

OMG!!! THIS IS IT!!! THIS IS REALLY IT!!! THE END IS HERE! THE FINAL HAS COME!!! 10 years ever since the first season aired way back in 2013, and now it has all come down to this! The second part of Shingeki No Kyojin (The Final Season – The Final Part) is absolutely the final of the final. The mother of all finals after trolling us with all the final finals! I don’t know what I just said but I’m too hyped to think about anything else and don’t mind diving into this 1.5 hours finale to see everything through! All good things must come to an end… Shinzou wo sasageyo!!!

Chapter 3: The Battle Of Heaven And Earth
The assault begins and if the gang finds killing Zeke was pretty easy, it’s because this is a fake. Great. So the plan has failed this early? How are they going to search this huge bag of bones for the real Zeke? It’s freaking inefficient and they don’t have time! Armin’s idea is for everyone to get out of here because he is going to blow up all the bones to find Eren and Zeke. So fast want to kamikaze? Well, looks like he got kidnapped! This isn’t what I had in mind of a tentacle rape! Then more Titan clones appear as our heroes are kept busy fighting them. Pieck recognizes them as past Titan users. Pieck tries to get the job done by lacing all the explosives around Eren’s neck. However she is pierced by the Warhammer Titan. Onyakopon has crashed his plane but he survives. And there’s a standoff between some Eldians and Marleyans. Do we have time for this at the end of the world? We hear Armin deducing this resistance is all the work of Ymir and that she wants to wipe out humanity. Our heroes face an impossible task with the endless wave of Titans. Is this the end? They meet their demise? Not if a huge winged Titan comes to their rescue. This is Falco in Titan mode. Gabi and Annie are riding him as they pick up the rest. Annie explains when Falco transformed, they weren’t sure if he could fly. But he did so they’re here. And because this Titan was too big, Azumabito’s ship sank. So what else better a reason for them to return to help out. Now Levi decides they need to split the group. One to save Armin and the other to kill Eren. Obviously Mikasa disagrees but everyone here is now trying to convince her that they would’ve been dead meat had not Falco saved their skin. All would’ve died with nothing to show for. Sorry Mikasa, this is not a time to think about that lover boy of yours. Saving him was a luxury they never had.

Apparently Pieck is still alive. Due to Cart Titan’s endurance, she can always escape and form a new Titan. Yeah, should’ve done it earlier rather than keeping us on the edge of our seats thinking she has become casualty #1! When Mikasa spots a strange okapi Titan, she believes this is where Armin is. They have to get it before it brings Armin to Eren. Then we hear Levi’s narration about his regrets. But he has never regretted choosing Erwin or these kids. As the race to stop okapi gets intense, we see Armin lying there motionless and his spirit is trying to scold himself to get his useless ass back up. Betrayed himself again, huh? Meanwhile the Rumbling continues and the end of the world is nigh. People being trampled or burnt to death. Pray to your God now! Armin then realizes he is still alive because how can he think so intensely like that? Then he finds himself at the Coordinate. He also sees a dejected Zeke there. Uhm, trying to make a sand castle?

Chapter 4: A Long Dream
Oh wow. Zeke going to tell us about the history of life? Yeah, there was void and something called life always changing its shape and procreate, blah, blah, blah. That is why life fears death. He adds how Ymir has been suffering for a long time and wanted to escape it all. Eventually she created this world where death doesn’t exist. It seems she wielded all the God-like powers but continued to obey Fritz to a T. Zeke never understood why but it seems Eren did and that’s why Ymir joined his cause. Armin wants to get back to reality but Zeke sees no point in that. What’s the point of living when all will die eventually. Ironically, he finds comfort knowing death is near even though Armin argues that his friends are fighting. There’s liberty in death? Yeah, death is so freeing so there’s nothing wrong about losing. Armin then talks about his days with Eren and Mikasa. Yes, the weather was pretty nice and all. Despite how ordinary those moments, he felt they were very precious. And does this baseball mean anything precious to you?

Suddenly some Titans help our heroes to fight back. This allows Mikasa to cut free Armin from the okapi and even more surprising, Zeke shows himself and calling out to Levi that he is here. You looking for me, pal? After Armin’s talk with Zeke, a few of their dead Eldian Titan users popped up. Zeke reconciles with Ksaver that he still thinks the euthanasia plan is the right thing. But he felt it would be worth it to play catch with him again. He also thanks Grisha for being his father. Armin also makes his peace with Bertolt. Now Zeke feels so relieved and should have thought about this. Game over for him as Levi decapitates the bastard. This causes the Rumbling to stop. All Titans stopping dead in their tracks. One final push as Jean reaches the detonator to activate the bombs. Everyone reunites with their family. Annie with her father and Pieck with hers. Gabi and Falco with their family.

But it is all short-lived because that spinal creature is still alive and trying to resurrect by coming into contact with Eren. Yup, he still lives. You don’t think a mere explosive can kill him, do you? When a strange smoke surrounds the place, uh oh, bad news. Because all the normal Eldians now turn into Titans! The spinal creature trying to get some reinforcements as Reiner, Annie and Pieck in Titan form trying to prevent all that. Meanwhile Armin and Eren have a big Titan slugfest. Mikasa is so sick of everything, she just wants to go home. Uhm, bad time to have an emotional breakdown now! But what’s this? Suddenly Mikasa finds herself living peacefully with Eren in the countryside? Was it all a dream? It seems this is an alternate timeline where Eren took Mikasa and run away right before the operation on Paradise Island began. This was to avoid some huge massacre as Eren believes Armin is still looking for them. Mikasa hugs him, seemingly agreeing to all that. But Eren tells her to throw away the scarf once he dies. Obviously she cannot. Rather, she will not. And now our heroes go all in their final effort to confront Eren. Mikasa managing to get into the Titan’s mouth and see Eren there. She decapitates him. Uhm, does kissing a decapitated head constitute as her first kiss?

Chapter 5: Toward The Tree On The Hill
We see Eren talking to Armin. Long story short, Eren pushed everyone away and played the villain so that they could kill him later. Yeah, I thought I figured that out. Apparently he saw the future of the outcome and he will make Armin into the saviour of humanity. Then he talks about Ymir who was in love with Fritz despite he burnt her hometown, killed her parents and cut off her tongue. This is why the Titan powers continued to exist. However she has been suffering for a long time and wanted to be free. In a way, she saw Mikasa as that ticket to freedom. Not sure why but maybe Mikasa could get the job done? Armin then asks him about his feelings for Mikasa. No idea. This earns him a punch as Armin chastises him that Mikasa only cared for him her entire life. Maybe it’s best she forget about him and move on to someone else. Well, surprised! He starts crying and doesn’t want Mikasa to leave him! He wants her to remember him even after he is dead! Well, that worked a little too well. Eventually, he wants her to be happy. Even more so, he doesn’t want to die and to stay with everyone. Armin still believes there is hope.

However Eren points out at this point he has already killed 80% of the world. This means there will be retribution from the 20% of survivors. So their fight was for nothing? Looks like it. No wonder Armin so disappointed and sad. Whose great idea was it that if there were no humans, can’t have wars?! Such a great meme… Eren admits he is a slave to freedom. Armin is sad that despite all that has happened, he is sure that one day they will be able to make peace. Because it’s like the lesson he is leaving behind is killed or be killed. Eren realizes all the trouble he has caused for his pals is because he is just an idiot. An idiot who has gotten some big powers. Armin then says that he is not to be blamed entirely. Because he was the one who showed him pictures and stories of what is outside the wall. And Eren helped bring him there. So they’re both accomplices. This means they will be together forever. In hell for killing humanity. Both guys emotionally hug as Eren claims he will erase his memories and only remember all this once this is over.

Now that everything is over, Armin wakes up and is distraught to see Mikasa holding Eren’s head. Apparently all his friends too had this memory and now remember them. With Eren’s death, it means the Titan powers vanish forever. All Eldians who turned into Titans revert back to humans and those Titan wielders are now freed from the curse (they don’t have to die within 7 years). Levi sees a vision of his dead Survey Corps members. This is the conclusion of what they’ve devoted their hearts to. With everyone happily reuniting with their families, Mikasa is going to give Eren a proper burial at that favourite tree of his. But now a standoff continues between Eldians and Marleyans. The latter are not sure if the former are still a threat and want proof they are no longer Titans. Armin steps up to claim they no longer have the Titans’ power and that he is the one who killed Eren. Mikasa also makes her peace with Ymir. Her long nightmare is now over.

Historia narrates in her letter that 3 years have passed since that day where great number of lives were lost. The world continues to live on and many still cannot get over that trauma and nightmare. Eldia who fears retribution from the outside world has established a military under the Jaegerists and united the island. Although the world is freed from Titans, human conflict is still far from over. She notes this is not the result of Eren’s choice but everyone’s. She can only foresee more fighting and to stop that, they need to continue fighting. So like fighting fire with fire? Armin, Reiner, Pieck, Annie, Jean and Connie are on a ship to Paradise Island. They wonder if they would be welcomed as they are traitors of the island who killed their revered saviour AKA Eren. It seems they are ambassadors sent by the rest of the world’s union to negotiate peace. Well, their ship hasn’t been sunk yet so there’s hope. Because they’re going to tell everybody all of their story. Yeah, better get it right those facts in the history books!

We see Mikasa by Eren’s grave. She still shed tears and missing him dearly. Though, she thanks him for the scarf. The epilogue and snippets show the tree standing tall through the seasons and ages (even with Mikasa’s passing, she still wears the scarf). And all the civilizations that mankind has progressed through. Yes, a dystopian future where once again a huge war is taking place. The tree still stands tall. Even when a nuke wipes everything out. Don’t know how long a time has passed because nature has reclaimed back everything and enough for us to label such scene as ancient ruins. Then a wanderer and his dog stumble upon this now towering tree. He prepares to enter the mysterious opening. Oh well, history repeats itself? Ymir v2 but with Eren this time? Another story for another time!

Titan A(bsolute). E(nd).
It’s… It’s… IT’S REALLY OVER!!! Oh man. Not sure what I’m feeling now. A sense of overwhelming emotions of the journey I’ve made and come so far with the beloved series that I enjoyed so much. Well, I would say that it was a fitting end to all the madness and nightmare although I pretty much anticipated it all including Eren playing the villain and that the world will continue to live. Yes, I restrained myself from trying to Google any spoilers for months before this finale! Though, I recently read there were some articles about the difference between the manga’s ending and this adapted version but apparently to cut a long story short, there weren’t any and the anime just added a few extra scenes to make them more logical. I didn’t read the manga so I can’t compare. Though, interestingly I also read about the divided opinions from those who read the manga didn’t like how the manga ended but those who only watched the anime actually loved it. I don’t know, I don’t want to partake in such silly meaningless argument. All I know is that I am satisfied with the (ahem, masterpiece) ending and the series overall so that’s that. I just need to find the strength to move on and find the next best anime in my life! Or maybe I could rewatch the whole series again…

Well, if there was one thing that surprised me is that there were no deaths in this finale other than Eren and Zeke. Yup, here I was thinking there were going to be a few more casualties and even Armin himself going to sacrifice his own life just to take down Eren. But it seems all have survived at least on the side of the ‘heroes’. Even that Levi dude too. I guess for his case, this is only right in that sense that as to have proof that Erwin’s alumni lives on. Well, don’t have to make big boys cry like little girls. Heh. And also about Ymir (the freckled face one), I was always stumped about her disappearance but as she popped up as one of those Titan clones, so she’s already dead? Yeah, finally Google on that and turns out she really did died because after she went back to Marley, she got herself eaten to transfer her power to Galliard. Did I miss this somewhere or did I not see this connection while watching the series?! Strange but not strange such lapses in my memory. And as for the founding Ymir (the other ‘death’ other than Eren), oh well, I had a hunch it was love because well, love makes you do strange things. But not as strange as humans, with or without Titans, continue to fight each other. Oh Eren, you don’t have to use Titans to wipe out humanity. They’ll do it themselves albeit it took some time! So was it worth the struggle? For our heroes, yes it was. The devotion paid off.

Overall, it has been a great and exhilarating ride following this series. It has been an honour to be part of this wonderful experience. Yeah, or my life would’ve been so much emptier without it! Whatever greatness and flaws that needed to be said about the series has been said and doing so will only make me sound like a broken tape recorder. I’m sure you’re not here to hear me to continue to heap praises of this show for the umpteenth time, right? Yeah, it’s about time that this is the #1 series that tops all animes I have watched in my life! And it is my earnest hope that they remain this series as the way it is. Because many years down the road, I can’t fathom to think somebody would want to remake this greatness again! Please, NOOO!!! I don’t know why I think of that but you can never know about the anime industry what’s going to happen. Let our sleeping Eren rest in peace! He died for our sins, you know! Thank you and farewell. Titan, Bye-tan… Ta-ta-tan… Heh… Sorry for lame send-off pun… Shinzou wo sasagimashita, arigatou!

Boku No Marie

8 December, 2023

After my weird and short stint with I Dream Of Mimi, that series recommended me to another weird retro OVA, Boku No Marie. This one isn’t technically a computer girl but an android girl. Oh never mind, they’re generally the same thing because they’re so life-like and anime kawaii, right? But instead of our titular character being bought in some dark alley from a shady person, this one was created out of a home lab by some nerdy genius kid. Dexter’s Laboratory this isn’t but yeah, back in 1996 when robot sex dolls were just a pipedream, the only way for a nerd who can’t get a girlfriend is to make one himself!

Episode 1
Nerdy mad scientist AKA Hiroshi Karigari is just steps away from creating his perfect android girl. Despite being in the tennis club of his university, he doesn’t actively take part in its activities. Well, he has set up various cameras around the perimeter so that with all the pictures he took of the girl he is crushing on, Marie, he can create a 360 degrees image of her in which this android girl is supposed to be. Legal or not but it’s freaking weird! So to complete his masterpiece, he is trying to figure getting women’s underwear without looking suspicious?! Can’t just waltz into a lingerie shop like that, huh? Stealing is no go too. Ah, the safest method: Order via mail! And so his masterpiece is now complete. Next morning, he gets a rude awakening when this android girl also named Marie is now awake! Strange. He did not switch her on. She claims it was bad to put her on standby or recharging mode for too long. Plus, it seems she already went out of the house and nobody could tell the difference. Of course that won’t do for him so he forbids her to leave the house. After he goes to college, she realizes he forgot his tennis racquet. She goes to deliver it and it was one of the strangest moments when both Maries have their eyes met! Who are you?! You look exactly like me! Hiroshi manages to smooth this over and claims this is his sister. Yeah, she was born yesterday! Luckily the rest took it as her birthday was yesterday. Tennis club manager, Tanaka has this idea since android Marie wants to play tennis with human Marie. The loser will date the winner’s partner. This means if human Marie loses, she’ll date Hiroshi and if android Marie loses, she’ll date Tanaka. Basically a win-win for the guys? So as it starts, android Marie just standing there. Uhm, not in her programme on how to play Tennis? Android Marie remembers her counterpart telling and hinting that she likes Hiroshi. She also notices he is always starring at her but help can’t wonder if that is because she resembles her sister. With that, android Marie is going to have her onii-chan date Marie as she ups her game and suddenly becomes a pro and put all Wimbledon champs to shame!

So yeah, on the day Hiroshi goes out on a date with his true crush, android Marie is worried since he looks so anxious and clumsy. She tries to follow but apparently Tanaka tries to get lucky with her. Trying to drive her to a love hotel? Well, she hijacks his car to crash it before leaving on foot. WTF?! I suppose Marie doesn’t have GPS tracking so she doesn’t know where Hiroshi is. But along the way, she sees a couple of stubborn kids trying to cross the rail and the train is coming. She uses her super speed to jump in and throw them out. But to avoid being hit herself she has to jump and ride the train. Now she’s riding to somewhere else. Uhm, can’t she just jump off? Then she is further delayed when she also has to help out a nearby building that is on fire and there are some trapped residents. In the end, Marie is close to overheating. Then this weird part in which she is in the midst of that, the electrical waves somehow transmit via the staircase rails and short circuits his PDA. It’s like Hiroshi understands what is happening so he abandons his date for his android. WTF?! While Marie is happy and hugs her, she also warns that dumping his date may make her mad and she might not date him again. Too late to be thinking about this, right?! Yeah, they both don’t seem worried about it. And so the siblings have a nice bowl of ramen together.

Episode 2
Hibiki Kennou makes her money by tricking horny men. On pretence of wanting to have sex, she gives them the slip after stealing their money right before they know it. One day while she is beating up the toughest group of delinquents to protect her female friends, she is about to further punish the boss when android Marie sees this and stops her. Hibiki is stumped that Marie is stronger than her. When she tries to counterattack, Marie flawlessly dodges. Wow, she did a move that only robots can do, huh? Marie runs away. Later on as Hibiki continues to beat up delinquents and take their money, once again Marie spots this to tell her off. Luckily Hiroshi is here to stop before things get ugly. It is then Hibiki starts to fall for this weakling?! Oh look, he dropped his student ID. Back home, Hibiki asks her friends about this dilemma she is facing. They point out she is in love but she gets mad and kicks them out. Don’t want to face reality? Well, returning his ID might be a good excuse to go see him. So there he is at his university. She gets love struck upon seeing him that she trips and he catches her. She gets embarrassed and punches him before running away. Well, the ID is still with her. She tries again to visit his home but sees the unbelievable as Hiroshi is tinkering and maintaining his android. When Hiroshi finds out about this, he begs to her to keep this a secret. Okay. But on one condition. He must date her. Uhm, what?!

At the end of the date, she brings him back to her home where she drugs him! OMFG! Seriously?! Because she wants to take his virginity! Sneaky but WTF?! But she gets embarrassed and slaps him conscious. Uhm, WTF?! Take out your thing and let’s get over with it?! HUH?! He tries to run away but she won’t let him. Luckily Marie is here. Apparently Hibiki scribbled her pager number on his ID but how the f*ck could Marie traced it to her home?! Hibiki threatens to tell her secret but Marie dares her. So why is Hibiki so obsessed with Hiroshi? Hibiki admits she loves him. That was quick. And that’s the end of this weird jaunt. But next day, Hibiki isn’t done with this. When she sees both Maries looking similar, she puts the puzzle pieces together and believes the android is created in the image of the girl he likes. So she kidnaps him to beat him up?! WTF is wrong with this brute?! Marie after realizing he is missing, now knows where to find him since she placed a tracker in his glasses. So now it is going to be Marie vs Hibiki. Obviously the android is going to be better, right? Well, Hibiki can still stand her ground. Hibiki trying to employ some psychological tactic that Hiroshi will never love her since she is an android. This causes Marie to grow weak and Hibiki to take advantage. Hiroshi stops this farce by saying his loves Hibiki (because he can’t stop thinking of her?) but not now because she hurt Marie. When Marie recovers and defeats Hibiki, it is then Hiroshi remembers a young girl whom he often played at his home. That’s Hibiki, right? And then she too remembers him! How convenient! And just like that, she runs away. Hibiki is never seen for quite a while until one night she returns. She reveals why she hated him. They were always on good terms until one day playing in their inflatable pool, he pushed her away and put on the scariest face. So when Hibiki’s family moved, she thought it was a good thing never to see this jerk again. However Hiroshi doesn’t remember this. Hibiki gives her blessing to Marie. He is all yours. But then Hibiki further remembers the truth. Back then, a dog was going to attack them and Hiroshi protected her. Yeah, that bite mark still on his arm! Finally she can make her peace and move on.

Episode 3
Human Marie talks to her android counterpart about the weird dream she had. Something about switching with her exact twin to take some exam she didn’t study. Obviously the android doesn’t understand since she doesn’t even dream in the first place. So she goes back to bug Hiroshi about it and thus he installs some dreaming programme in her. WTF this ideal dream of his being a macho man protecting his perfect sister?! Cringe! No wonder Marie is not impressed and still thinks human Marie’s version is more interesting! Well, Hiroshi claims this is just an example so please, go dream on your own now. Marie goes to sleep and soon her dream starts. Yeah, she’s hoping of electric sheep?! OMFG! Well, none of that… As the dream begins, a tennis ball comes to life and laments how Marie is human because as a tool, it can’t dream or do stuffs. When Marie denies, this offends the little ball and it becomes mad. Marie then gets scared seeing her own robot hand. Next thing she knows, she is in a lab with Hiroshi making a tennis ball. Then she is free falling from the sky? Weird. She wakes up to tell Hiroshi about it but I guess he prefers to continue sleeping. So Marie goes back dreaming. This time she is in a car with Tanaka disguised in different animal outfits. He is driving with a suspended licence and talking weird sh* like trying to guess Marie’s blood type. She is an android! She has no blood! Tanaka then tries to molest her as she resists. They crash into Hiroshi’s lab as Marie beats up Tanaka. For ruining his lab, Hiroshi is going to punish her. Uhm, just a small toy of Hiroshi doing BDSM whipping on Marie? Tanaka wants to buy! Marie destroys it. Okay. Now here comes the real punishment. Another toy set. Can Tanaka buy? Marie destroys it again and then escapes in the car which can fly. Somehow Tanaka is also on board so Marie self-destructs the car and luckily the trees break her fall. She is happy to see the bird hatching.

Marie then tries to wake up Hiroshi to tell this strange dream. Hiroshi then tells his. See, isn’t it boring? What he is trying to say is that please let him sleep! Well then, back to more dreaming for Marie. Now it gets weird because she’s trying to kiss her mirror reflection?! Then it comes to life and claims she is the real deal while Marie is the imposter. To prove she is real, she knows where her heart is? Uhm, androids have a heart? Marie then wakes up with her human counterpart. She must have passed out after playing too much tennis. However human Marie starts saying she has no right to love Hiroshi and is only suited to be her sister. Android Marie is mad and will prove it by taking Hiroshi’s virginity?! Same scene like that Hibiki rape scene only now Marie replaces her. And this time the human counterpart barges in to stop this unholy act. Android Marie claims she is created by Hiroshi and thus his. To prove it, Hiroshi takes off his head! He is the android?! Yeah, now she is the mad scientist who created him! Now Marie regresses to a kid while Hiroshi is her little brother doll. She goes to school and of course the other Marie is her friend. When she tells her about the strange dream, human Marie says she intends to steal him and views her as in between their way. So when Hiroshi arrives, Marie kidnaps her into her spaceship. Android Marie then uses the tennis ball to turn it into a ship and go after her. When Marie demands Hiroshi back, she is back to reality and the tennis game with Marie just ended. Looking for Hiroshi? He’s right here. Let’s go home. Oh you mean wake up? Marie goes to talk to Hiroshi who claims he is working on a surround sound system to give her dreams even more power! However she refuses because living out the real life is way better than all that weird dream sh*t! Marie then goes to university and talks to her counterpart about dreams. Still unsure if this is a dream, Marie kisses her! Well, looks like there’s a bug in her programme.

Absolutely Sweet Marie
So there goes another weird retro OVA off my list. Well I suppose it was okay in terms of entertainment. With only 3 episodes to boot, obviously there isn’t much to tell and each episode feels like standalone and independent from each other. First episode is the basic introduction, the second episode introduces a potential love rival and the final episode was like one weird bat sh*t LCD trippy trip about anything goes! Yeah. It was all just a dream! With the episodes not really connected to each other, it is both good and bad because if you want a coherent storyline, such short OVAs are not going to be of your liking. It’s like you watch just to have some little fun and kill some time before moving on to the next big thing.

Which is really a shame because it could’ve been better had it had more episodes but that’s just me because I somewhat felt the series was okay and funny. But I suppose that was how OVAs worked back in those days. Unlike today when a series is compelled to adapt almost all its source’s chapters and volumes from start till finish, old retro OVAs just take a few chapters to animate. Hence it was like some sort of exposure and promotion to make you go take a look at the source. In this case, this series lasted for 10 volumes. So if you’re feeling a lot of chapters were missing and not adapted here, feel free to hunt for the manga and find out more shenanigans. This kind of adaptation style for better or worse I suppose has its own charm. So the story is not really too heavy to digest but at the same time it is not too deep and may sometimes leave you unsatisfied.

Even the characters here are just pretty basic and if I should say, quite shallow. Once again, with only 3 episodes, how much do you think will be properly fleshed out? Obviously android Marie gets the bulk of the limelight. As you can already see, she is the ultimate android of that era as she acts and talks like a real human girl. Heh. Some great programming. But sometimes I see the flaws in that because with her lack of knowledge in certain areas (hey, the internet wasn’t mainstream or that accessible back then), it makes Marie look more like some cute retarded girl roleplaying as an android. Get what I mean here? Obviously all that we have seen, they want to tell us that it is all not part of the programming because their unbreakable bond is the reason Marie’s love for onii-chan is genuine and not artificial programming. Yeah, I can see that happening very likely. The thing which I don’t see about Marie as an android is that oh heck, she doesn’t take diskettes or CDs! Oh my, I believe I don’t see that anywhere, not even in Hiroshi’s lab which if filled with lots of dangerous looking haphazard cables that insurance companies would find a nightmare to insure! Blame I Dream Of Mimi for having such thoughts. I don’t know whether to feel refreshed, relieved or just stumped. After all, Marie is all metal and wire parts inside but her skin is so freaking soft and nice! Maybe no diskettes or CDs that’s why…

Clearly Hiroshi created Marie because he felt he was way too out of human Marie’s league. Yeah, I wonder if he was really thinking when he made her. Because was he planning to lock her up in home 24/7 and never to let her out? It’s his own personal doll-cum-girlfriend to begin with. Not technically human so no human rights were ever broken to begin with. Thankfully, passing Marie off as his little sister that nobody has ever heard off, thankfully everyone is so considerate to just accept it. I suspect that there was Hiroshi and human Marie romance. It was just vaguely hinted at the beginning but never really touched upon again in subsequent episodes. That’s why we have that strange Hibiki character for the delinquent girl and childhood friend trope. Probably she’s a popular character in the manga and that’s why they had to give her some screen time. Just my speculation but yeah, Hibiki has got more (dangerously) romantic moments with Hiroshi than Marie? Ironic indeed. I don’t think we have seen the last of her despite the end of her episode indicates so. Maybe just in reel time. And as for Tanaka, obviously a pervert who wants to get into Marie’s pants. Reality or dream. Thankfully he is a loser and Marie somehow gets the better of him and slips away.

And yes, there is fanservice elements here and the reason why horny otaku guys in those era would gladly spend a few more dollars to get their due bare tits fanservice. Of course watching this from this point in time, I would say that the fanservice here is quite mild. A few panty shots here and there but nothing really risqué. Oh wait. I take that back. I think there is something a little risqué unlike many other ecchi or borderline hentai fanservice animes don’t even do. There are a couple of scenes I noticed where I caught glimpse of, gulp, android Marie’s pubic hair! So is there frontal nudity?! I don’t know, visuals aren’t very sharp so I can’t make out! Damn! But yes, I thought my eyes were playing tricks but I guess my hentai brain was quick to catch it. Moments when android Marie is in her maintenance mode, lying on the lab table and baring all naked. Keep your pervy eyes peeled!

Of course I’m going to blame to very dated animation visuals and quality that prevented me from truly classifying if this is hentai. True, no sex scenes but I would greatly assume that frontal nudity is akin to hentai even if no sex occurred. Anyway, on this topic of animation and art style, as I have said it is your typical anime of that era so the visuals are really from that era. Well, still much more satisfactory than some anime’s animation of today! No surprise as this was done by Pierrot whom you’ll know for great anime hits like Naruto, Bleach, Tokyo Ghoul, Yu Yu Hakusho, Black Clover and GTO. But something about the character designs bugged me at first. Initially I thought the author of this series was the one who created Detective Conan because of how similar the characters look. At least, those ears! Yeah, to me Detective Conan’s characters’ trademark will always be those ‘big’ ear lobes. Even more so I keep seeing shades of Conan and Ran in Hiroshi and Marie respectively. Then to my surprise it is not Gosho Aoyama who wrote this. Somebody else. The author who created Chokotto Sister. Oh well…

Overall, in terms of retro animes, I quite enjoyed this one. Funny and a bit weird. Although it feels rather incomplete because of its standalone nature. But I guess that is what makes such and a few retro OVAs a gem since they were wacky in their own ways. Therefore, I don’t know if I should pick an android girl from the past or one that is from modern times. Oh heck, you’re telling me I should go find a real girlfriend instead, huh?! Too bad I’m not a genius to make one of my own. Nor do I have deep pockets to order one over the internet and have it delivered to my doorstep. Sighs. Looks like back to watching more such animes for company…

Okashi Na Tensei

3 December, 2023

What a strange title. And so I thought this might be a strange but interesting isekai anime. But yeah, I misinterpreted the title because Okashi Na Tensei isn’t about some strange reincarnation but a reincarnation of a dude who is going to create his own sweets kingdom in this isekai. Heh. What a play on words. And so this season we have yet another isekai anime and this time the pastry/sweets/candy/confectionary theme gets its turn for isekai glory. Sort of. When an up and coming young chef dies in this world, how can he fulfil his dream of creating his own sweets kingdom? That’s right. Reincarnating in isekai is always the answer. What a piece of cake. Cakewalk. Now that’s just sweet.

Episode 1
In some world pastry tournament, some guy thinks he can win this and make his dream come true. Only, the huge candy sculpture he made crashes on him! OMFG! WHAT THE HECK DID HE PUT INTO THAT SCULPTURE THAT COULD KILL???!!! As he lies dying and regretting if only he could make his own sweets kingdom, I guess blaming God did the trick because God now grants his wish! OMFG! Are you kidding me?! And so he is reincarnated in this fantasy world as Pastry “Pas” Mille Morteln. He is the son of Casserole, a fief of his land. He toiled it for 20 years and now it is successfully growing wheat and barley. Now Pas is 9 years old and they have a bumper crop this season thanks to Pas’ wisdom in planting the crops. Obviously he retained memories of his past life and can’t reveal it to others. Casserole’s retainer, Sheet Beatwin reports that bandits have escaped from Retes County and are most likely to run into this village in 2 months. There’s about 50 of them. While Casserole can use his authority to seek help from the count, this however would give the count a bad reputation. As such, in the future they won’t get more reinforcements. So the only obvious solution is to let them ravage the land? WTF?! Sheet has a plan but it is a huge gamble. It involves Pas and this means having him undergo some sanctification ceremony in the capital. It might be a bit too young for him but Casserole has judged Pas good with the sword and pen so I guess he is accomplished. Next day, everybody sees the father and son off. First time Pas is at the capital and he is excited to see all kinds of foods and ingredients. Can’t wait to make different types of sweets. Especially those sweet juicy apples. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE CALLED BONKAS?! Are you bonkers?! They see this panda priest who starts the ceremony. Uhm, looks like some torture? Because Pas being tied up and blindfolded in a room with nothing. Some explanation how hardship will bring out one’s magic. Whatever. After 2 days, it ends. Pas doesn’t even feel a thing since his mind was preoccupied with making sweets. As the priest reads the scripture, Pas feels some sort of magic coming into him. It appears he has acquired some power unheard of this world. Casserole pays the priest as thanks but later as we see, he is some sneaky traitor because this amount of money isn’t going to make him keep his mouth shut. Pas and Casserole return home as they enjoy the best apples they bought. Oh sorry, it’s BONKAS!

Episode 2
Looks like the bandits have ravaged a village. Nothing left. With word of this reaching Casserole, he knows they’ll arrive here soon as expected. Everyone works hard to fortify their village. Pas’ childhood friends, Marcarullo “Marc” Doroba and Luminito “Lumi” Aidilichpa offer to help as his ‘lieutenants’. Pas has an idea and has them gather rocks. But as dusk falls, the kids hear the sound of horse gallops inching closer in the distance. The bandits are here. They rush back to tell everyone as Casserole revs up everyone’s spirits to fight the bandits and protect their village. They then discuss if the bandits will attack at night. Obviously the villagers have home ground advantage but Casserole believes the bandits are low on supplies and will attack out of desperation. He and Sheet will head out as decoy to ambush the enemy and Pas will be in charge while they are gone. Casserole and Sheet manage to ambush the bandits. In disarray, the duo then lead the bandits to chase them. Once the bandits are in place, the kids start throwing rocks (some with fire?!) at the bandits to throw them off their course. This might not be enough to defeat them but it is all part of Pas’ plan to cause chaos and buy enough time for Casserole and Sheet to manoeuvre freely. The bandit boss makes a daring move by leaping over the moat (damn, is he a long jumper?!) and climbing up the wall (is he a wall climbing pro?!). With some of his men also breaking through, all hell breaks loose. Some villagers get slashed as they fight back. Bandit boss plays dirty by targeting the kids. Pas protects them and gets his arm cut. Pas is then taken hostage. What now? Pas notices a bandit squirming in pain from the fire rock. He uses his magic to replicate that pain on all the other bandits. After Pas is freed, the rest knock out the bandits. Wow. That was easy. So why didn’t Pas use this earlier? Must they be in a certain range?

Episode 3
All the bandits are rounded up and put in the shed. Casserole plans to talk to their count for proper compensation and reward. But first, he rewards his villagers for their effort. This includes giving Marc and Lumi a sword and a bag of barley. Later Marc and Lumi want to go see the bandits. They think it would do them some good to learn since they will one day help govern this village. So as they sneak in, the bandit boss claims Marc is holding his sword. Since he will die, he wants to pass it down before his execution. Learning it will also allow him to use magic. So come closer and he’ll whisper in your ear. Naïve Marc does so despite Lumi’s warning. Bandit boss’ ropes are already loose so he kicks Marc and takes the sword to free himself. Then he makes a slash on Lumi’s guts (but not fatal), takes Marc as hostage and flees on a horse. He won’t bother to even help free his men. When word goes out, Pas immediately chases after them. Casserole also learns of this but is told by Sheet to remain to maintain the villagers’ morale. He will go after Pas. Bandit boss walks into a trap set near the field. Pas then fights him but his sword broke. Before he gets cut, some magic happens. As Sheet is tracking down Pas and finds no sign of him, his worst fear comes true when he sees the broken sword. How will he tell his lord? But when he returns, he is shocked to see Pas at home. How did he miss him even on the way back? This is when Pas reveals his magic is to replicate things including other people’s spell. Hence he replicated Casserole’s teleport magic. Though, the bandit boss got away. Of course Pas gets lectured by father about the dangers of using magic in battle. Thank goodness his magic worked well otherwise who would’ve known what effects it would have on him. He forbids him to let anyone know about this. Pas and Marc go visit Lumi who is doing well. Marc feels ashamed and apologizes although it is no big deal for Lumi. Pas makes apple pies to reconcile. Oh I’m sorry, it’s bonka pies! He even has a sour version of it. This is a lesson that despite from the same fruit, real skills are needed to harmonize the flavours. Hence all this is a lesson for Marc to help deepen his character. Glacage (Lumi’s dad) might sound he is not happy about his daughter wounded. But he lets it slide as long as Marc takes responsibility by marrying her! Lumi doesn’t mind. That’s another experience to deepen the flavour for him!

Episode 4
With all the rebuilding, looks like they’re running out of money. Pas wonders if asking his grandparents would help but as Casserole points out, his marriage to Agnes was against their parents’ wishes. So they eloped and cut ties with them. As Pas brainstorms with Marc and Lumi on how to make money, this leads to them asking Pas to show off his magic by replicating their kiddie drawings on the ground on to their hand. Exact duplicate. This leads to Lumi wondering if he could replicate something real as a picture and this gives Pas a great idea. He talks to father about a great way to make money. His sister, Josephine is now at a marriageable age. By noble standards, she has to be paraded to make herself known. The most efficient way to do that is a ball but that is expensive. This is when Pas uses his magic to replicate a picture of mom onto a piece of wood. They can use this detailed photo to get some money and pitch to parents who are seeking arranged marriages. While this might expose Pas’ magic, they will only make it known to others that it is only applicable to pictures. After all, can’t hide it forever, no? Casserole and Pas soon make their way to Retes County to see Brioche Salgrade Mille Retes. As her predecessors died in war, she became the heir at a young age. So as they start with all the formalities, Pas surprises her when he initiates the negotiations, especially about the need for proper compensation from the attack. Brioche feigns ignorance even when accused the bandits escaped from her territory. And when she asks for proof they defeated the bandits, they show one of the bandits’ sword. It has her family crest on it. This proves they have failed to contain them. Brioche has no choice but to compensate them. But with Pas negotiating for higher, Brioche gives in. This is a small price to pay so as not to lose the king’s trust. Brioche admits defeat but also asks Pas since he seemed unsatisfied with the tea and snacks served. He claims it was too sweet and should’ve balanced the flavours and sweetness, etc. Casserole shuts up his son since they should be taking their leave now. Don’t get too high on their horses. Pas leaves Brioche with a parting gift. Using his magic, he replicates a picture of her on a handkerchief. Lovely.

Episode 5
Casserole and Pas attend a coming of age ceremony hosted by Elisebio Hazbunois Mille Kadlecek who then introduces his grandson, Squale. Quite a panicky fellow. Pas is cooler than him. Pas then uses his magic to make a picture of Petra Mille Hubarek on a handkerchief as a gift. Daughter of Donachel Mille Hubarek, because he is always feuding with his neighbour, his daughters have a hard time leaving the land and so they were tasked to introduce her on his behalf. Instantly Squale takes the bait as he has fallen for Petra’s beauty and would love to attend her coming of age ceremony soon, much to Elisebio’s dismay. Don’t worry, Casserole can arrange for everything to proceed smoothly. Pas assures Elisebio that Donachel may have ulterior motives. Growing tired of the feuds, he might want to end the fight by diminishing his opponent’s will to fight and thus he might be seeking a match for that purpose. Squale then personally wants to talk to Pas. Sorry, it’s not about making sweets but rather if he can make this picture of Petra a little sexier. Gosh… Soon the good news arrive as Squale and Petra are engaged but will be announced privately when she comes of age. This means Casserole will be getting quite a handsome amount for this matchmaking. But now the problem is keeping that engagement a secret. Despite the church being neutral, they can still talk if bribed enough. Casserole can teleport her to safety but they still need guards to protect her. Pas then has an idea for a place where she can certainly be safe. Remember the sanctification ceremony? Yes, put her in there until the announcement. So they’re like locking her in? After all, since she is going for the coming of age ceremony, she too will have to take this ritual. This way, they don’t have to spend on hiring mercenaries and can pocket the money. But Pas soon gets another lecture from father as he ordered crates of bonkas and sugar. Don’t spend money unnecessarily! Casserole and Pas go meet Donachel to help escort Petra and her twin sister, Licorice. Knowing bandits are watching them, the plan is to enter the church under pretence of undergoing sanctification. Once inside, they’ll teleport her into the church at the capital. As they arrive, bandits attack as predicted. I guess they must not being paid enough because after a few short skirmishes, they flee. Yeah, some losing to a kid. What an embarrassment! The girls are scared but thanks to Pas’ bravery, it looks like Licorice has taken a liking for him.

Episode 6
A fallen noble named Armire hires a group of mercenaries led by Strudel. He tasks them with an easy money of kidnapping Petra alive. As they accept this task, they know something is not right. Strudel deduces doing so is to either disgrace the Kadlecek house for letting the bride get kidnapped or perhaps Armire wants to save Petra himself and to look like the hero and marry her. Yeah. It’s creepy. As Petra is taken away to start her duties, Pas is left to accompany Licorice. So as they wait in a room, suddenly a huge hole in the floor pops from beneath. They fall though. Casserole tries to follow down the deep hole but it got him nowhere. Pas and Licorice are kidnapped in the kidnapper’s base. He talks to the sole guard watching them to find out more. Putting on his best act, he manages to find out that a noble is behind this kidnapping. From his dilapidated surroundings, it could be the home of a fallen noble. One whom the Kadlecek or Hubarek house were involved in their fall. And Pas remembers Armire’s name coming up as he is the only name on the list of potential troublemakers they have that fits all the criteria! Just wow. With this info, he uses his magic to teleport his ribbon filled with these info back to father. Now they know what to do. Strudel comes back very mad as he is going to kill Licorice. Pas teleports to protect her but gets beaten up. Strudel is made because Armire won’t pay as they got the wrong girl. Now he won’t leave any witnesses. Before he could kill her, Pas takes up his sword to fight him. How did he recover so fast?

Episode 7
Casserole is here with an army of noble retainers. Father and son corner Strudel. Knowing he cannot win, he uses his magic to make a hole for his escape. With the mercenaries arrested, so is Armire who tried to escape and failed. Story has it Armire house sold info to the enemy. They were investigated and found guilty and stripped of their title. Pas and Casserole return to hunt Strudel. Pas notes something strange about Strudel because he didn’t sense great magic from him. Plus, how did he escape if their forces surrounded the area? Then they realize he is still hiding in the hole! His trick is to wait for everything to settle down before really escaping. Pas has a one on one duel with him. Strudel is careful not to underestimate him but his sword breaks and gets defeated. Yes, Pas replicating the cracks on the wall to his sword! OMFG convenient! With Squale and Petra having a very happy engagement party, Pas talks to Elisebio about the recent kidnapping. Because it seemed all too perfect except for the fact they got the wrong target. Could it be that the wrong info was fed to them? That means there is a third party at work who might benefit greatly gain from all this. Elisebio thinks he suspects him but Pas soon rubbishes this fantasy theory. Pas then suggests he offer some monetary aid for their land. And if he refuses, who knows his tongue might slip. Oh well, I guess that settles it as Elisebio indirectly admits he was the one behind this whole thing so as to destroy the enemy in one fell swoop although it was not his intention to bring harm to his grandson’s fiancée or her sister. Donachel then comes running to Pas to thank him for saving Licorice. Asking if he has anyone he likes or has settled with anyone, Pas claims none. But it is all a trap and bait because now Donachel wants him to be engaged to Licorice! Because if he says no, is he saying his daughter is not perfect and has flaws?! My, of all the negotiations, Pas for the first time can’t worm his way out of this one! With Casserole forced to give his blessings, everybody makes it public their engagement! Yeah, from bonka pies to now a wedding cake! Double happiness! We can call Squale and Petra your brother and sister now, eh?! Pas’ day is salvaged as Licorice bakes him some delicious cookies.

Episode 8
Uhm, could Casserole have worded it better to Agnes? Because he apologizes he has a new woman in his life! She tries to be reasonable and patient but the more he explains, the more he sounds ambiguous. Obviously she blows her top at him for cheating until of course it is revealed that Pas is engaged to Licorice. Now she is happy to have another girl in the family. News of this engagement reaches Brioche. The union has caused with the Kadlecek house has increased Hubarek’s influence. So by having a union with the Morteln house, this could mean they see potential in this house. After all, they were given a wasteland to govern but over the years, it has grown into bountiful crop fields. She won’t be surprised if Pas is the brains behind this and Casserole may have noticed his potential, putting her in a disadvantage now. As part of the engagement agreement, the Kadlecek house has sent tree saplings to Pas. He hopes to grow it into nectars which will make many sweet stuffs. That is why he has set his sights on this undeveloped land for this purpose. Sheet tells Casserole the great news that the influx of new villagers (those who survived the bandits’ attack), their village will grow further. However the bad news is that Pas and his friends have headed to that land. Time to bring back that naughty boy. Pas uses his magic he copied from Strudel to make holes in mountains! He is so happy with this power. He creates a huge hole that will serve as a reservoir and plant trees around it. His daydreaming ecstasy is brought to an abrupt halt as daddy is here. Oh dear. Time for another lecture. As Brioche continues to be concerned of Pas, she rues she has no heir and would’ve made the same decision as Casserole. Even more so, the Kadlecek and Hubarek house have ganged up to go over to his side. When her retainer, Coaton Engels suggests marrying him, she didn’t like this bad joke at first but then has an idea to make him under her wing. Soon a letter inviting Pas to Brioche’s tea party to ask his opinion on her teas. But this only makes Pas suspicious she asked specifically for him. She must be up to something. But that have to wait as Licorice visits. Actually, she intends to stay with him for a while.

Episode 9
Donachel’s reason to send Licorice to stay with Pas is to have Brioche get off his back. He knows Brioche knows of Pas’ potential and will try to control him. Even more so with the timing of this tea party. So by having Licorice accompany Pas, she won’t be able to manoeuvre easily over him. Pas shows Licorice his kitchen as he bakes a few sweets for her, namely the hard candy. Agnes, Josephine, Lumi and Marc are spying on them. The girls are not impressed Pas isn’t taking any aggressive initiative. Pas of course calls them out and knows they’re spying. Well, gotta go! Pas and Licorice attend the tea party. They are greeted by Coaton who is also tasked to keep an eye on them. Coaton introduces them to the crowd and this is a chance for Pas to show his village’s specialty. He has everyone try his hard candy. He is willing to give more for free as long as they don’t impose sugar tax. With everyone agreeing, Brioche makes her appearance and would love to hear more about this idea. She will talk to Pas privately and this makes Licorice nervous since she will be waiting alone outside. In her room, Brioche wants to know his goal but he lets her taste his hard candy. Good of course. Pas explains the ingredients they are made from and hopes to produce them all in his land. Then he expects to mass produce them in 3 years. This shocks Brioche because the land is barren. But knowing it is Pas, he can perhaps pull it off. She is interested to see his endgame and will aid him in any way she can. After all, she wants to profit and control this future of his. Licorice gets depressed as she feels she doesn’t fit in and wants to go home. As Brioche and Pas leave and return to the party, Brioche flatters Pas’ fiancée. Since he is pretty shy to talk about it, she hugs him and won’t let him go until he admits his true feelings. Just then, Licorice walks in and sees this. Oh my…

Episode 10
As expected, Licorice runs away. Pas gives chase and after he catches up with her, he tries to explain himself. Licorice is sad because she heard many women in the hall talking about Pas. She started imagining awful things and at this rate, she fears he will not love her if someone else expresses her love for him. She goes on to compare herself to Petra who is more outgoing and social. Pas assures he likes her the way she is now. He hopes she will put her full trust in him. So he has her wait as he teleports home and soon brings back a candy apple for her to try. You mean it’s not candy bonka?! Anyway, he made this specially for her and says there are many names to this that includes apple of love. So it’s still not a bonka, huh? He wants to make her happy and smile (because it’s only right for his sweets kingdom) and as the mood is right for them to kiss, their retainers make themselves known. Oops, almost. When they return home, Agnes can’t help smother Pas and wants to know the whole story. This could be much fearsome than Brioche. Speaking of which, Pas gets the last laugh as he wraps the hard candy using a picture of Brioche hugging him. He distributes the candy all over and now everybody thinks Brioche is a shotacon! Lots of proposals from young boys streaming in! You bet Brioche is mad like hell! She’ll get that sneaky kid yet! Donachel receives word that his feuding neighbour, the house of Lutoroute is going for war. He is forced to seek reinforcements. Pas talks to Sheet about the use of goat milk and the importance of chickens not for meat but eggs. A whole lot of wonderful pastries can be made from eggs, right? Pas is also experimenting in making his own sugar so his land can produce it themselves. Pas and his friends then try to make a juicer to extract juice from fruits. Uhm, why the heck did he make them so high that Lumi sitting on Marc’s shoulders can’t even reach it? In fact, they even broke the lever! Back to the drawing board. It is then Licorice suggests a juicer in her place. One where it makes wine whereby you just turn the lever around. Pas will go talk to Sheet about this but soon he gets the bad news from Casserole that war has begun.

Episode 11
Lutoroute and his men are planning their war. But when he hears Squale is currently staying at Donachel’s manor, he hatches a devilish plan. Meanwhile Pas and Licorice are sad that men have to go to wars for unknown reasons. I guess in such times, kids like them can only do what they do best: Bake sweets! As Pas promises to bake her cheesecake, he is expecting the arrival of some goats. But to his horror, it seems Baron Lunzvage has swiped them. Actually, he coerced the men into selling the goats to him. So, Pas is going to turn into a bad guy and not forgive him who gets in his way of his dream?! Luckily the adults calm him down to talk some sense into him. As the land is at war, food is very much needed. Even more so, Lunzvage did not steal them. The only one ‘harmed’ is Pas himself. If he insists on pursuing this, Lunzvage may use this excuse to start a war to dismiss him. So now you know why men go to war!!! For now, they have to go help Donachel as he has requested for reinforcements. Pas agrees. Because this is to get back his goats! I guess he isn’t really letting that one go. When Donachel receives word that Lutoroute’s forces are way smaller than as reported, he decides to send Squale to the front lines for his first battle to earn some credit. Little does he know that this is all part of Lutoroute’s plan to break up the Kadlecek and Hubarek house. If Squale wins, obviously Kadlecek will be grateful towards Hubarek. Now imagine if their son dies. See where this is going? When that happens and no support left, Lutoroute will launch all his attack on Hubarek house. Casserole and Pas arrive as they see Donachel who updates them about the situation and the enemy positions. But they feel something strange about it. Why would an enemy who is invading beef up their defence solidly? They put themselves in the enemy’s shoes and suggest points they would attack. This is where Donachel realizes his mistake. Because this place is where Squale is headed and is right for the enemy’s ambush. Immediately Casserole and Pas rush there. Squale and his men realize too late about the trap when the enemies surround them. No way out. Their soldiers are being taken out. Before the inevitable happens, here comes Casserole and Glacage to cut down the enemies. OMFG! Only the 2 of them and they can defeat the enemy???!!! This is not even magic! It is dumb plot convenience! Squale is happy to see Pas who is tasked to aid him.

Episode 12
With Squale saved and returned to base, Lutoroute is not happy with this. Because of his plans foiled, he retreats and the war is called off. Despite everybody praising Squale for his bravery and all, Squale himself doesn’t feel good. A lot of his men have died so it’s natural he is depressed. They don’t blame him but oh well, it’s hard to shake off that feeling. Since Petra can’t help him, Pas is tasked to do something about it. Oh right. Bake some sweets. During the party to celebrate their victory, Squale continues to put a forlorn figure. Until of course Pas comes to give him tarte tatin. He explains the story how a pair of sisters made this dish out of failures. Ah yes, that’s that taboo word. However if not for that failure, this dish would not have been made. So the lesson is for Squale to build upon this failure to become better. Petra is proud of him because he was worried about his men than celebrating and because he kept his promise to come back alive, she couldn’t be happier. With that, Squale’s blues are blown away as he promises to become stronger. Back home, not sure what kind of devilish negotiations Casserole and Pas came up but they’re going to get back double from what Lunzvage took from them. So not only they got lots of goats but a few fine horses as well. Everyone returns to their normal peaceful life as Pas as promised, makes a cheesecake from goat’s milk for Licorice.

Bittersweet Pie In The Sky: The Cake Is A Lie!
Sorry, not exactly cherry/icing on the cake. But yeah. All is fine and everybody is happy living out their lives as long as no stupid wars take place! Just remember, whenever you are stressed always have desserts because that is what it is when spelt backwards. Sorry for the cheesy line but I guess it fits a cheesy show like this! Heh! Next time to prevent any wars, may I suggest Pas just bakes those delicious treats and send them over to the enemy?

Honestly, I am not sure if I should be feeling disappointed with the storyline of the series. Oh heck, maybe I should. Because as usual, I formed by own expectations of what this story is going to be. Yes, this is going to be somewhat a wholesome and BORING anime about a reincarnated guy happily making sweets and pastries every single day. Oh yeah. Even if it was going to be like that, I figure I could stomach it since I have sweet tooth and I would certainly very much welcome the types of tasty treats that he will bring us even if they are all just pictures and 2D visuals. Yum! Nothing but making sweets and candies from start to finish. Perhaps telling us a few basic and secret recipes in making some common or rare or unique confectionaries in between. Oh wow. May be boring stuff and a person like me who can’t cook, at least visually I could feast my eyes on it and salivate at all the good looking food. YUM! I can’t wait to see what this kid bakes!

And then… Guess what… Instead of all that boring sweet wholesomeness, what we get from this series, a big majority of it is just medieval style politics and wars! OMFG! Are you f*cking kidding me???!!! Did the series just deceive and lie to us?! Sure, we have some pastries featured but that is by far and few in between. So after a dozen episodes, we only have a handful that are featured. Apple pie (oh sorry, bonka pie), hard candy, debatably the candy apple (sure it’s not candy bonka?) and tarte tatin. Count ‘em! Oh, can I count that cheesecake as cameo too? This is what we get from a series that is supposed to put its focus on the sweets theme?! Even Princess Connect! Re:Dive has more food features than this one! And that is not even supposed to be a food themed series. Just saying. Sad to say, the sweet treats here feel very secondary and not even a prominent feature. Because if I were to remember and think back on this anime, sweets are not the first thing that will pop up in my mind!

Sorry if I feel a bit sore and disappointed but yeah, looks like at this rate Pas will not be able to create his dream sweets kingdom. He is still at the starting point if I should say. Hence if I am really going to nit-pick on the title, I guess in this very context, it was really a strange anime. Yeah. Hontou ni okashi desu yo! Thus we didn’t get the sweets but rather the strangeness. Is this supposed to be the shock factor to us viewers? The double meaning in the words?! Can’t say I like it very much. Without my sugary sweets, now I’m just pissed off! GGGGRRRRRRRRR!!! GIVE ME MAH F*CKING SWEETS!!!!

Even in this isekai context, the whole story seems to be average and paltry. We just see Pas somewhat enjoying his isekai life and using his genius (I would rather call it his retained memories from his former life) in creating some so called pastry miracles. But that is so much about it. Because instead of spending most of his time in the kitchen or in the field, what we mostly see Pas doing is to attend noble events and even fight off bandits to protect his own village! Worse, he even went to war as the season reaches its end! Sure, sure. If he wants to make a peaceful sweets kingdom where everybody can smile and enjoy all the sweet sugary stuffs, he has to put in the sweat to fight all that comes his way, blah, blah, blah. Oh come on. Give him a break. He is just a kid. Even more so an isekai one! Couldn’t he use his magic to just end all the war or at least create the best tasting sweet for the enemies?! I’m sure nobody wants to fight and just sit down and enjoy his pastries once they’ve tasted it! WHY HAS HE NOT THINK ABOUT THAT???!!! Don’t bother thinking why men go to war. What’s the solution to it?! Oh right. That candy slab that killed him may have killed a lot of brain cells when he reincarnated over.

The characters are pretty bland and boring. Like Pas who perhaps check off the list on what a reincarnated isekai main character should be. Trying to say it all here would make me sound like a broken character. Oh heck, who am I kidding? I’m just too lazy to say it since Pas didn’t really impress me. Even more so his magic that can replicate things, it just screams freaking plot convenience AKA BS. Imagine, replicating cracks on a wall onto a sword. CRACKS ON A WALL! My goodness. If this was a different genre, the government might want to kidnap him to force him to do experiments on human cloning! Heh. So yeah, nice and good hearted kid trying to create his own sweets kingdom. Cool. Fine. But the way I see it, he is being dragged into adult stuffs and his dream is really looking more like a dream than reality. To spice things up, he gets engaged but I guess that is double the happiness because now he can share his lovely treats with someone he loves than the usual family. It is also necessary to help improve Licorice’s character from a coward to one who at least opens up and have more confidence in herself a little in the end. Thank goodness she got engaged to the right man boy. How sweet.

Other characters just really unmemorable. Like Casserole is a good leader and father and I suppose most of his role or I should say, his running joke is to scold and lecture Pas when he goes out of line. Sure, he did say to keep his magic a secret. This is why Pas doesn’t openly use it which may have saved the world and stop all stupid wars. But I guess that’s not the case. Then there is Sheet who is Casserole’s good right hand man but the only thing I want to nit-pick is why the official subtitles call him as Feuille. If that is his nickname, I can understand but they clearly call him Sheets. Trying to confuse the hell out of us? Trying to distract us from the strangeness of the series? Maybe many of the characters here have names that sound close or related to food and it would be freaking strange for him as a major supporting character not to have one. I don’t know, that’s just some dumb conspiracy theory of mine but yeah, whatever.

Then there is Agnes and Josephine who are so underused, like as though they shouldn’t even exist in the first place. All I remember is that they play cheeky pranks on Pas an small occasions like dressing him up as a girl but other than that, nothing much. Pas is like the apple of their eye? Oh sorry, bonka of their eye? Then there is Marc and Lumi as Pas’ best friends but I guess it’s best to hook them up to give them more character and significance. And then we forget all about it. Don’t worry, these 2 will always be together, right? Finally there is Brioche who is slightly more interesting but I can’t fathom why she wants to be a bully so badly. Is she bored in life? She thinks she’s smart but plot convenience says otherwise. Now eat humble pie! And the rest of the baddies are just a paltry. They act tough but get easily defeated. Once that happens, you never heard from them again. Like that bandit boss in the early episodes. What happened to him? Yeah, maybe he fell into a ditch and died.

Art and animation are just moderate. Because the characters here lean towards the cute side, on the first looks, this may look like some sort of show for children. After all, when you have Pas as a kid and the main character, it is not hard to think otherwise. Series with a young child as the lead character such as Tensei Kizoku No Isekai, Isekai Yakkyoku and Hachi-nan Tte Sore Wa Nai Deshou seem to have this sort of style of visuals. Yeah, don’t such kids look somewhat the same? Hence this one is no different. Even the overall backgrounds, colouring and hues are mostly bright and livid so yeah, one may mistake this to be a show for younger audiences. This show is done by SynergySP who did Zettai Karen Children, Kirarin Revolution, Mermaid Melody and the Metal Fight Beyblade spinoffs. Mostly shows that are targeted for young kids so you can see why their visuals are mostly so.

Voice acting also feels average. Recognized a few veterans lending their talents here such as Youko Hikasa as Brioche, Takehito Koyasu as Donachel and Kouji Yusa as Lutoroute. The rest are Ayumu Murase as Pas (Luck in Black Clover), Hiroshi Tsuchida as Casserole (Grisha in Shingeki No Kyojin), Yuu Wakabayashi as Sheets, Kaede Hondo as Licorice (Echidna in Yuusha Yamemasu), Kaya Okuno as Petra (Kaya in Wake Up Girls), Natsumi Fujiwara as Marc (Damian in Spy x Family), Maaya Uchida as Lumi (Lily in DanMachi) and Wataru Katou as Squale (Touka in Yuusha Ga Shinda). The opening theme, Brand New Day by Sana is a dramatic rock piece and I thought it would fit better for a battle shonen anime genre. The ending theme, Fuumi Zekka by Yuni feels like some sort of slow hip hop added in some sound effects. Can’t say I like it very much.

Overall, I find this series to be disappointing as well as underwhelming. Should have been some sort of isekai cliché spamming all the sweets wholesome goodness but instead we get distracted by politics and war of the backwater noble kind. That didn’t really sweeten the deal! I don’t know if I should be feeling happy about that since it was not what I expected as it was slightly a bit off. Oh heck, who am I kidding? I’m not! I want to label this one worse than the Chuuka Ichiban remake but changed my mind because the food theme here is about pastries, candies and confectionaries, those sweet sugary stuffs that I love but never got to experience. Can’t stay mad all the time. Can’t have my cake and eat it. That’s the way the cookie crumbles for viewers alike. And to think they really renamed the apple here as bonka. Couldn’t have picked a better name, huh? Bonkers! I wonder what kind of name they’ll have for other fruits. Whatever they are, I bet it’ll sound bananas and nutty as a fruitcake!

Golden Kamuy S4

2 December, 2023

It’s about time! You see, Golden Kamuy S4 would’ve been a timely and usual continuation of the series at the end of 2022. Nothing really out of the extraordinary as it still within expectations. Until the death of a very important but undisclosed staff member died while the series was airing midway. This caused the series to be postponed indefinitely and being a fan of this series, I guess it was unacceptable. But oh well, don’t want to sound like a selfish dick because, well, somebody important had died so at least show some respect! Sighs. Oh well. Nothing we can do but to wait. Thankfully the rest of the season came out and finished its run about 6 months later. What a nerve wrecking and anxiety filled ride just to find the gold, eh? Hinna, hinna.

Episode 37
Sugimoto’s group leaves Russia and enters the Japanese part of Sakhalin. Stopping at the town of Shisuka for a while, but as they are about to depart, Sugimoto is nowhere to be seen. Yeah, shopping for some miso. As Shiraishi looks around, suddenly he gets shot in the leg. Everybody goes into hiding. Nobody can get close to him since the sniper is very good and won’t allow that. They believe the only one who can snipe like this is Ogata. However the sniper is Vasili. This guy is still alive?! Because Tsukishima notices Sugimoto running through the buildings and it is odd that Ogata doesn’t notice him and fire, the rest from time to time test the sniper so as to distract him as Sugimoto rushes to the sniper’s hiding. But Vasili can tell someone has entered the building and prepares. Sugimoto too knows the sniper expects him. He barges in, going in for the kill but Vasili blocks and tries to escape. Sugimoto catches him and doesn’t know who he is until sketches of Ogata drop out. As they don’t speak the same language, they draw. Only, if Sugimoto’s drawing doesn’t suck! So it seems Vasili is out for Ogata’s blood and thought this group is with him, hence targeting them. Sugimoto clears the air that Ogata is their enemy. With the sniper shots no more, the rest believe Sugimoto has succeeded and rush over. Tsukishima fluency in Russian is able to get more across but Vasili cannot talk because of his hideous jaw injury. So as the gang continue their journey, Vasili follows them from afar in hopes of leading him to Ogata. Sugimoto believes Ogata will show up as long as Asirpa is the key. However she has her reservations if it is gold that Ogata wants because he genuinely wanted to kill her.

As Nagakura feels something has happened to Hijikata and Ushiyama as they have gone missing, Kadokura and Kirawus go look for them. Kadokura believe the man behind this is Waichiro Sekiya. He cannot fight but is very smart. He knows how to make poison and often sneak them back into his cell. Because he likes testing luck of others, he will kill those who have bad luck. So as his warden, Kadokura has to make sure he snuck nothing back in. This includes examining his asshole! Too bad Kirawus calls him done because had he done so, he would’ve been poisoned and died. Yeah, all that ass watching for nothing! The duo ask the locals and none have seen who they are looking for except this chubby kid, Chiyotarou. Flashback shows Sekiya poisoned and paralyzed Ushiyama with some silkworm cocoons and put him in some coffin. If he wants him released, Hijikata was to eat a silkworm (some are poisoned) to see if he has the luck. Hijikata did so and got poisoned although he continues to live but in comatose state. Sekiya than approaches Kirawus with pretence to give him a bunch of fish he got. Of course he has laced one of them with lethal poison. When Kirawus returns to share it with Kadokura, he slips and drops all of them back into the ice hole! Kadokura claims he has always had bad luck in his life. Yeah, so this bad luck was actually a blessing in disguise!

Episode 38
Ushiyama breaks out from his coffin although he is still in a daze as the poison is still in effect. Chiyotarou is being bullied by the kids and tied up to a tree. Ushiyama passes by so Chiyotarou offers some peach food to free him. Damn, Ushiyama uproots the entire tree! Sekiya realizes Ushiyama is gone but notes the poison will still be in effect for at least 12 hours. When Kadokura receives a sword from Hijikata, he knows Sekiya is behind this since he left a message to meet up. Knowing how that guy works, as he works alone, he would bury his victim and then goes off to get ransom money. Chiyotarou has made Ushiyama his servant. So when the bullies come back, Chiyotarou brags about this new servant of his. He won’t even bother with them but Ushiyama beats them up! OMG! Almost a fatality! The bullies run away as Chiyotarou realizes his mistake. He must get rid of this monster. Hence, throwing the peach into the icy waters as trap for Ushiyama to go get it. Bye. Kadokura goes to meet Sekiya in the middle of the frozen lake who has him strip naked to prove he is unarmed. Sekiya will trade the skins for Hijikata’s whereabouts. Sekiya knows all the tricks Kadokura has put up so he flees. But this is all part of the plan to make as though the negotiations failed so that Kirawus will follow him in secret. But the plan is foiled when Ushiyama pops up from the frozen ice. Sekiya runs off in the opposite direction. At this point, the poison effects have worn off but Ushiyama has no recollection of what happened before. Kadokura notices a cocoon dropping out from Ushiyama’s pocket. The same as Hijikata’s. It could be that Hijikata is held at a silkworm production factory.

Kadokura corners Sekiya at that factory and threatens him to take him to where Hijikata is. Sekiya mentions this factory has dozens of rooms. Do you want to dig every room to find out where he is? Because there is the most 30 minutes of air left in the coffin. Hence a game. Kadokura will choose a silkworm while Sekiya will take the opposite of his choice. Because the silkworm at both ends, one is poisoned the other is not. If Sekiya is poisoned, he will tell him the whereabouts before he dies. Otherwise, Sekiya will save Hijikata himself. Kadokura knows his cursed luck but will do it anyway to save Hijikata. So as they wait for the poison to take effect, Sekiya tells of his past. One day while walking behind his daughter, suddenly an explosion knocks them out. When he came to, parts of his daughter was blown off. It soon dawned to him she was struck by lightning. So he asked himself why was his daughter chosen and not him. If he survived, does this mean God does not exist? Kadokura is feeling the effects of the poison now. Because he will suffer for hours, he takes a few more to hasten his death. As Sekiya digs out Hijikata, suddenly the old man attacks and stabs him. Meanwhile Kadokura suddenly feels better. Apparently he took another poison which neutralizes the other poison! Hijikata too knows his medicine so he took enough to make it look like he got poisoned. Thus it is his guts and experience that brought fate to his side. But to Sekiya, this is a miracle and that means God is real. He is glad God has finally judged him as he breathes his last breath. Kadokura deduced his twisted behaviour was to resolve the conflict of his daughter’s death and that turned him into a monster. He viewed his daughter’s death was God’s way of punishing him. However Hijikata is not interested in God but the world of man.

Episode 39
Usami and Nikaidou are resting in Hokkaido’s largest hotspring for its healing effects. They are approached by Mokutarou Kikuta who talks about a strange story of a man wearing geta seen running through the forest. This is even supported by Rikimatsu Ariko who is an Ainu as he further notes the man wearing clothes with strange patterns he cannot recognize. Of course it was too dark to see anything. Usami and Nikaidou don’t seem to believe this crap. Apparently the masseurs of this place seems to be in cohorts and are working for Hijikata and sending him info. Anji Toni, the guy who was seen by those soldiers is told to clean up this mess. As Ariko asks around his fellow Ainu, one of them said those strange patterns are not clothes but tattoos. That night as Kikuta tries to follow the geta sound, it seems he cornered Toni but he has other men with him. Luckily Kikuta has already adapted his eyes with the darkness and can see. Furthermore, he has brought lots of hand pistols with him and some of them protected him from the attack in the dark. Usami and Nikaidou show up to kill the other men as Toni escapes. They were being sneaky and trying to find this man before him. Toni runs into the cave. Kikuta orders them not to light matches or it will give away their position. However they get clumsy since they fumble through the stalagmites. This has Kikuta believe this guy has very good hearing and those weird sounds emitted serve as echolocation. After exiting the cave, Ariko has an idea to corner him. Making strange branch breaking noises to lead Toni to where he wants, he fires several shots to make an avalanche swallow him up. 4 days later, Kikuta goes looking for Ariko and finds him hiding out in a local Ainu village. It seems Toni died in the avalanche and he skinned his tattoos off then since it was too easy to bring his whole body back. Thinking Usami and Nikaidou would steal this, hence he hid here and waited for Kikuta to find him. Kikuta praises his great efforts because now they can hand this gift to Tsurumi as he will be coming here.

Episode 40
Fancy Koito’s flashback? Well, this entire episode is. When he was 14 years old, he bumped into Tsurumi on his weird bike contraption. Unapologetic, Tsurumi chastised and slapped him to show his place. Koito got embarrassed and realized his mistake. As Tsurumi was looking for a grave of someone, Koito took him there. As thanks, he shared his anpan bread with him. Tsurumi soon learnt Koito had an older brother in the navy and had died. He was aboard a ship during the Sino-Japanese war and the ship got blasted. Father who was the captain of that ship never said anything but he also stopped smiling. Must’ve been horrible to seen blown bits of his men everywhere. Koito wondered if they will meet again. Tsurumi believed if they do, then fate wanted them to be friends. 2 years later as Koito is about to head to a naval exam, he got kidnapped by a couple of Russian mobs. Since none in the navy spoke Russian, hence Tsurumi was called in to handle this case. Tsurumi talked with Koito’s kidnapping. It couldn’t be about money and perhaps something to do with the Russian fleet. The Russians needed to get to the Pacific and their only way through was through the Tsugaru Strait at Hakodate. The port is docked with torpedo boats and perhaps the kidnappers want to boats destroyed to neutralize that threat. Tsurumi and Koito’s father head to the Russian embassy (which is emptied during the summer). They heard the phone ring and believed it is from the kidnappers. Too convenient a timing, Tsurumi suggests to pretend not to hear as he knew the kidnappers could be watching. Tsurumi then narrowed down the possible places of the kidnappers’ hideout, places with phones. Even so, there were too many and it would be futile to check one by one.

As they waited at the Russian embassy that night to signal they are waiting here, Koito’s father notes that if he gave into their demands, war will start and millions of Japanese will die. Hence his son must die for his country and will not be saved. Soon the kidnappers call and their demand is to destroy the fort and ships. With Koito being put on the line, father then tells him to die for his country. Koito then apologizes for not being able to live up like his brother and hoped he will pretend he was never born. Koito then struggled with his kidnappers. Tsurumi has the operators track the number. It is at an abandoned army training facility at Goryoukaku. It is quite far so how? Ride on the weird bike contraption! Oh man, is this how sidecar racing was invented?! Tsurumi noticed a Russian kidnapper tailing them. As Tsurumi had the operator put the Goryoukaku phone line on hold, this watching kidnapper cannot contact his comrades and is racing back to tell them. Tsurumi shot him dead but the bike crashes. OMFG! Hilarious moment as they run there almost naked and holding the bike gear?! WTF???!! Koito’s father barged in but got knocked out. The kidnappers put Koito back and after that Tsurumi gunned them down. The way he popped in to save Koito, he’s looking damn cool. Father is proud of his son. Koito notes the kidnappers fed him that anpan and how fate reunited them again. Koito then decided to join the army and passed with flying colours and put under Tsurumi’s care. The kidnappers were said to be Russian sailors who were jailed for murder and robbery but disappeared from their cells. A very curious teaser that Ogata could be part of this?

Episode 41
Tsukishima talks to Sugimoto about Kiroranke talking to Asirpa before he died. Because he looked relieved, does that mean Asirpa found the key? Is that why Ogata tried to kill her because he no longer needed her? Sugimoto says to leave it to him to talk to her. He can’t imagine she opening up to Tsurumi. As Asirpa makes fire, a couple of film makers, Katsutaro Inaba and Girel are interested to film more of her Ainu life. However they are attacked by a couple of wolverines so Asirpa uses her poison arrow to kill them. Got it all on film? They introduce the gang to cinematography and this has Asirpa excited to use this to preserve the Ainu culture for future generations. Katsutaro doesn’t seem interested as he has a business to run. But Sugimoto tells him to do as she requests for she saved his ass so show some gratefulness. And now Asirpa becomes a director. Heck, she has a knack to be one! So they start filming strange Ainu stories. Yeah, some Panampe and Penampe story using their dicks! The former use it to get wealthy so the jealous latter tried to same but got it cut off and died! I guess it’s not making any impact. Try a story without dicks? Maybe this kesorap story would do. Tanigaki flying like a bird? Then they see the fruits of their Z-grade filming. Impressive? But there is additional footage. Apparently Girel noticed something about Asirpa and wants to show a film they recorded 10 years ago. It’s Asirpa’s home and there is Wilk and his wife. Now you can see how similar Asirpa looks to her mom. But soon the film catches fire (which is pretty common in those days) and I suppose that’s the end of that rare footage. Hope you remember it. But Asirpa soon realizes even though films are amazing, this won’t help preserve the Ainu culture. As Kiroranke has shown her the different lifestyles of other people, unless they care for these things themselves, it won’t be passed down. She is now pondering if she has to fight to protect them. Sugimoto hints she doesn’t need to fight so she takes it as once the gold is found, she has to go back to Otaru. She believes she is too deep into this to back out. Sugimoto then tells her what Wilk said to him before he died. He raised Asirpa to fight and lead the Ainu. Sugimoto was against this because it’s like setting her fate to become an Ainu leader and die. Is this what she wants to do? After talking about the concept of hell, he tells her he wants her to leave this gold race because once she knows, it’ll be too late.

Episode 42
Tsurumi praises Ariko for getting Toni’s skin. Ariko mentions about the tattoos being similar to Ainu marks but since each region has a different marking, he can’t say. A few nights later, Ariko is seen running away with the skins he stole with Toni. Flashback a few hours earlier, Ariko stumbled into a makiri as Kikuta reveals about Tsurumi taking that from the murder scene and knows Ariko’s father as one of the Ainu killed by Nopperabo. Tsurumi also knew the skin he brought from Toni wasn’t Toni’s to begin with as well as Ariko working for Hijikata. After Ariko saved Toni from the avalanche, he stumbled into that old guy. Tsurumi mentioned he is different than Hijikata because the latter wants an independent Hokkaido. To do that, he needs the support of all Ainu and can’t harm them. Unlike Tsurumi who can punish anyone, Japanese or Ainu. Hence he have Ariko a mission as a double agent to give these skins to Hijikata. To make it look real, he has Usami beat the hell out of him and let his guards go chase after him. Ariko has rendezvous with Hijikata and gives him all the skins. As Tsurumi mentions about the fake skins from Edogai being useful if Hijikata cracks the code before them, Hijikata too knows these skins are fake and either Ariko is a spy or Tsurumi deliberately let his skins get stolen. But having these fakes will work greatly in their favour. Sugimoto’s group are now in Enonoka’s village as they part ways. Enonoka is sad to leave Cikapasi and hopes he would return. As they leave, Cikapasi is having doubts so Tanigaki gives a tearful goodbye to his little guy to stay put and have a good family with Enonoka. I guess we can’t have kids in this mess that’s about to get messier.

Koito confronts Tsukishima and needs to ask him about something before he asks Tsurumi. When Ogata beat him up, he was told to ask Tsurumi about the Manchurian Railroad. Due to Japan’s victory in the war, the railway rights were given to them although it was just a façade to expand their territory. Only Hanazawa was against this plan and strangely after his suicide, the plan went ahead. Because of what Tsurumi said about their dead comrades there, Koito takes it that Tsurumi was involved in Hanazawa’s death. He also knew Ogata was among those in his kidnapping then and could Tsukishima be part of that group? It was all just a setup so they could get access to his father’s naval fleet. Tsukishima isn’t sure how true is all that since Ogata should’ve been satisfied by killing his father. Tsukishima briefly explains the fake play that Tsurumi put on just to earn his trust. He is a guy who would do that just to get his goals. Even so, what is wrong with that? Tsukishima views his life isn’t grand enough to get mad at someone for using him. He isn’t sure of Tsurumi’s final goal but he excels in using sweet lies to save people. Whatever may come, those who follow him will be saved. He warns Koito to keep this to himself as Tsurumi will not hesitate to kill him. Koito is in shock to hear the truth but he is actually super happy and now loves Tsurumi even more! Their staged meeting and stage kidnapping, it’s like Tsurumi needed him so badly! Meanwhile Shiraishi confronts Sugimoto about handing Asirpa over. Sugimoto claims is to save her since if Tsurumi cracks the code, Asirpa won’t be needed. Shiraishi is not amused because he didn’t join this gold rush for chump change and certainly Sugimoto wants a bigger share. He adds that Asirpa has changed while he is just an old shrivelled up man who can’t go on adventures and thus using her as an excuse to protect her. So if Asirpa says she wants to be the leader of the Ainu, then let her be! Doing so will also allow him to go back to the dangerous man he used to be. After all, does he really think Tsurumi cares about the Ainu?

Episode 43
Usami wonders what they will do to Asirpa once she comes with them. Tsurumi tells them to lock her up in some bunker unused after that war that not many will know. Keep her there until they find the gold even if it takes years. So as Tsurumi meets up with Sugimoto’s side, he tells Asirpa to come with them but Sugimoto and Shiraishi can take the next morning ferry. This shocks them since this looks pretty suspicious as if they want to separate them. Tsurumi claims it is for her safety so Asirpa asks Tsurumi if Ainu is in his future goal. If he won’t use the goal for Ainu, she won’t help him. This time Tsurumi doesn’t even bat an eyelid to lie and claims the gold was intended to buy weapons in the first place. Asirpa then shoots her poison arrows in the air. Everyone dodges to avoid them. Of course they are not poison as it is so Asirpa and Sugimoto can run. Asirpa tells him that if he considers her as his partner, he doesn’t need to tell her what to do. They can do it together. A mad chase begins. When Tsukishima fires several bullets into Sugimoto, the latter lives up to his nickname and goes on a rampage. Koito bears the brunt of this as he gets a knife deeply stabbed into his shoulders although not fatal. The duo continue to run and thanks to Vasili letting them ride his horse, I suppose it can’t take on more people! Must be a strong horse to have Vasili, Asirpa, Sugimoto and Shiraishi riding it! Too bad Tanigaki lucked out. But Asirpa tells him to stay with Tsurumi since he has Inkarmat. Vasili rides them to a port where they board a passenger ferry. A soldier traces Sugimoto’s blood. Shiraishi and Asirpa hint to Vasili to snipe his feet but he does a head shot instead.

As the ferry sets sail, Tsurumi and his destroyer gives chase. A few warning shots to tell them to stop. But Sugimoto tells the captain not to as he believes Tsurumi will not risk killing Asirpa. The captain believes in Sugimoto and goes full speed ahead. The destroyer is faster so Sugimoto has an idea for the ferry to turn towards the ice floes. Doing so, the destroyer fires more warning shots, breaking the ice floes and allowing the ferry to pass through. But at this rate the destroyer can still catch up. The ferry then turns back and heads towards the destroyer. The captain claims the fugitives have fled on the ice floes. Since they covered themselves with white sheets, it will be hard to spot them. Usami offers to go chase but Tsurumi tells him no. He believes they have a good sniper and he’ll be an easy target. For now, they’ll head to Wakkanai. Shiraishi tells the gang what he heard between Koito and Tsukishima yesterday. He couldn’t make out much of it but he believes they want to overthrow the government and advance onto Manchuria. Hokkaido is just the first step. Hence they don’t even care about the Ainu. Sugimoto asks Asirpa if what she said to Kiroranke then was that she solved the code. Yes, she has. He wants to know but realizes she should tell him when she’s ready. Asirpa notes so because she knows if she tells him, he will go off to hunt for it alone. Hence not telling him will keep him with her as a way of protecting him. Lucky for them, a small Ainu fishing boat passes by and gives them a lift back to Hokkaido. Meanwhile Ogata takes the uniform and gear of the dead soldier sniped by Vasili. Then he makes a convincing lie to the ferry captain that he wants to return to Hokkaido to see his parents but have no money. So please accept this dried cods as payment. The captain is so touched and lets him on.

Episode 44
WTF?! A bear devours a man and then floats and explodes?! As Sugimoto and discuss about their next plan to get the gold themselves (making Tsurumi and Hijikata’s side clash and stealing their skins won’t be easy), they also need to make some money. The Ainu tells them that a certain river, they are able to mine gold and make a handsome sum. But beware, a wenkamuy (bad kamuy that has killed a human) is on the loose. When Heita Matsuda is about to fall to his death, Sugimoto and Asirpa save him. Thanks to them, he allows them to mine gold in this river and share his findings with them. However he tells them the real ‘gold’ that he is mining is that of this troublesome metal called platinum. While many would scoff it off as useless and reduced the value if mixed with gold, a fountain pen manufacturer found it useful because he can use the platinum as its tip instead of importing from outside Japan. Hence this platinum is getting more valuable by the day. Heita then gets scared because he saw a bear AKA wenkamuy watching him and is getting closer. Asirpa goes to look for it but finds it strange because there are no bear prints in the snow. Vasili is called by the sister to draw her naked body but her husband stops this madness and they make out. When Vasili is to go get his lost binoculars, he sets off a trap but luckily Asirpa kicks him away. She is cautious about everything especially Heita who is lying about seeing a bear. Speaking of him, he goes missing. He sees the husband getting mauled by the bear and then he goes to molest the wife? Wife got her face slashed! Run! Heita stumbles into Sugimoto and Asirpa, claiming they must run as the bear is targeting him next after killing all those he knows. But Sugimoto is stumped. Who are all those people he is talking about? Vasili’s drawing reveals the sister is actually Heita himself and he is a tattooed prisoner! They notice a bear pelt at his feet and perhaps this is the bear they saw. Heita panics and claims he has thrown it away many times but it always comes back. This has the rest realize that the wenkamuy only exists in his head.

Now we hear Kadokura talking about the strange guy Heita is. In short, he has multiple personalities disorder. He heard stories about him claiming the wenkamuy attacking and killing people and is so scared of it himself as he believed it will kill him one day. More BS about the wenkamuy trying to possess him and getting him to escape the prison. He was put in prison in the first place for wearing a bear’s pelt and attacking and killing others. Now Heita has gone crazy as he becomes that Brown Bear Man. Attacking Sugimoto, however Sugimoto is a survivor and won’t go down easily. During the struggle, Heita sets off a trap in which the arrow strikes through his neck. He knows he is done for as he reveals his tragic past that he got so scared of wenkamuy as a kid because of the stories he heard. So to forget it, he worked all day to mine gold but his family would waste it all. He wanted to punish them for greed and found an animal corpse that a bear was saving to eat later. He hid it in his home and the bear killed everyone. But before Heita could be killed by it, the Ainu killed it and chopped its body to bits. The wenkamuy has come back to life and haunted him, thinking this is punishment for his greed. He wanted someone to stop him and thanks to Sugimoto, he can finally be rid of it. Heita is dead as Asirpa notes the sad part of Heita of mishearing the wenkamuy story and formed a monster that should never had existed (wenkamuy kill people not as punishment but because the gods favoured them). That is why it is important to tell the whole truth and pass down the story properly.

Episode 45
Tanigaki wants to leave the army but Tsurumi says Inkarmat is no longer in Abashiri. Tanigaki takes this as a threat that he will kill her. Of course sly Tsurumi says Tanigaki wouldn’t do anything to make him do that. Tanigaki asserts that he has no more interest in the gold and just wants to live a normal life. Tsurumi adds that he knows Inkarmat’s character well. Once she recovers she can escape on her own. But she can’t. Why? She is pregnant with Tanigaki’s child! Hence Tsurumi wants Tanigaki to bring Asirpa back. He can get close to Sugimoto without suspicions. Shiraishi looks through the gold dust samples from Heita. They remember he told them that one can tell where the gold is mind from the river. Shiraishi reminds that after Nopperabo killed the Ainu who hid the gold, he might have moved them. But since it is troublesome to move something so heavy by himself, it must be moved nearby. This could mean there was an Ainu who helped in and lived near the river where the gold was first found. As Nopperabo took some gold and fled, his boat capsized while crossing Lake Shikotsu. Asirpa finds it strange because doesn’t that render the tattoo hunting useless? Also, that lake is deep and there is no one who can dive that deep, right? Wrong. Going back a year earlier, Heita was at this lake with another tattooed prisoner, Fusataro Oosawa AKA Botaro the Pirate. Botaro used to carry lumber on the river when young and thus honed his skills in holding his breath for up to 35 minutes. Of course he started killing people by pulling and drowning them into the water and that landed him in prison. So if they catch that pirate, they can go dive in other rivers to find these golds. Ogata rendezvous with Hijikata’s side. He claims he has 2 info: Sofia is certain to come to Japan to take Asirpa and will be a huge threat to them; Asirpa seems to have deciphered the code. Instead of finding her, he believes she will come to them as their side has the most skins.

There is a serial killing of prostitutes in Sapporo. Takuboku Ishikawa is a journalist covering the story and I’m not sure why he is trying to tell all this to Hijikata’s side. But as Hijikata confirms from Kadokura that there is an escaped prisoner that fits this description, he believes it is dangerous to let him attract attention. He is sure Tsurumi’s side will soon know about this. True enough, Tsurumi can tell it is one of his prisoners so he sends Kikuta and Usami to investigate. Flashback shows Tsurumi often helped out at Usami’s village, the dojo and the fields. He was a well-liked person. But one day, Usami’s friend, Tomoharu was feeling down as Tsurumi talked to him. Turned out he was going to leave for Tokyo after he graduated and wanted to spar with Usami one last time. So as Tsurumi refereed their judo match outside, Tomoharu lost. However Usami stomped him to death! This shocked Tsurumi as Usami rejects Tomoharu being his friend. In fact, he always hated this guy for interrupting his time with Tsurumi. There were many instances of such in which Usami doesn’t like but forgave. Except when Tsurumi told Tomoharu that he was as strong as Usami. He couldn’t take that sh*t because that was all he had. Did Tsurumi say he was the best of the best? Of course Tsurumi lied he only said that to make him give up and leave. Usami is so relieved and now they were accomplices in murder, Tsurumi cooked up a story that Tomoharu died after his horse kicked him. His father was so mad that he rushed down and shot the horse. As he was also the leader of an infantry division, he gave Tsurumi a hard time and so much so made him posted to Hokkaido. Even so, Tsurumi protected Usami and revelled in the freedom he had from central. Of course it won’t end there as he told Usami to join him in his division. Tsurumi has been thinking what makes a man overcome his resistance to killing. It is not hate, fear or death or difference in ideology. It is love! Of course there are those who can kill without regret and such men the army needs badly. Usami knows this serial killer isn’t a mere robber but kills for the thrill. He knows it too well, he will come back to the murder site to jerk off while fantasizing about his kill.

Episode 46
Tanigaki knows his current actions will only bring misery to Asirpa. So what choice does he have? Meanwhile Ienaga inspects Inkarmat’s bloated body and notes it is soon due for delivery. Ienaga noting how she always viewed her pregnant mom as a perfect body. But she slipped down the stairs and had a miscarriage. This is why she is helping Inkarmat to give birth. That night, Tanigaki sneaks into Inkarmat’s room and both are happily reunited. Tanigaki has chosen to betray Tsurumi by coming to see Inkarmat. He was wondering how to find her because by asking hospitals, Tsurumi will soon be onto him. Luckily there’s this old lady whom Inkarmat passed a postcard to give to him that states her whereabouts. Tanigaki needs to take her and run but looks like Tsukishima is back. Both guys start fighting and when Tsukishima pulls out his gun, Inkarmat dares him to shoot her first if this is his idea of justice. Ienaga injects a paralyzing serum into Tsukishima. For that, he shoots her right in the heart! The effect will last for 2 hours so the duo must escape. Ienaga’s last words are for Tanigaki not to miss witnessing Inkarmat’s perfect body. Now you would think Koito is going to stop them but he lets them pass. As Inkarmat is feeling uncomfortable from the horse ride, they take a short break in a cabin. But it is too late as Tanigaki realizes his bleeding has left a blood trail. Tsukishima has awakened earlier and followed it. Another short brawl but the duo still manage to escape to a nearby Ainu village. Because Inkarmat’s water sac has broken, to buy time Tanigaki wounds his horse to make Tsukishima follow the wrong trail.

Tanigaki leaves Inkarmat in the care of the Ainu midwives and against Inkarmat’s wishes, he goes to finish his business with Tsukishima who would probably know they are in this village by now. Oh well, he is already here. Fight begins. Koito is also here but to stop Tsukishima. Tsukishima thinks he is betraying Koito too and will not hesitate to kill him. Koito notes he wants to see this through the very end. Especially the true goal of Tsurumi. If he cannot be satisfied with that, the guilt and regret will kill him. Tsukishima thinks it is too late for him as he has killed many, lost so many. All that is left of him is his job. Koito wonders if that sternness of his comes from the weight of what he lost. Tsukishima seems to have given in and about to ask Inkarmat about the person he seeks but the midwives need to deliver the baby now and force the guys to help out in the errands. In the end, the healthy cry of the baby is heard. Congratulations! It’s a girl! Tsukishima wonders if Koito said all that just to make him put down his gun. Think what he likes but Koito believes Tsurumi is more than a petty man who will sacrifice others to enrich himself. He asks if Tsurumi has a true goal. Tsukishima doesn’t think so save for burying his dead comrades and ensure Japan’s prosperity. Koito is going to believe in the best of Tsurumi and hopes Tsukishima will follow him. A week later, Koito allows Tanigaki and Inkarmat to get away and will cook up a story on their escape. Inkarmat wants to tell Tsukishima on what she saw in her clairvoyance but he doesn’t need to hear it.

Episode 47
Sugimoto’s side hears rumours about candy peddlers and one of them have strange tattoos. So they employ weird ways to find out if they have tattoos. I mean, who is just going to f*cking strip in public for you, right? Until they meet a really strange masked peddler and when they ask straight if he has tattoos, he unmasks himself and there it is. His face is filled with tattoos he proudly did himself. They leave disappointed, thinking he is a nutcase but then Asirpa hears him say they will never find the gold before disappearing. Meanwhile Botaro is bribing Ainu people, especially those who were killed by Nopperabo, for info about the gold. As Sugimoto’s side rides a steamship, Botaro and his men hijack it. WTF I don’t understand why they needed to block the ship. Like as though it would do anything. The steamship rams through before Botaro dives in to hijack. Why the extra steps? Anyway, Shiraishi and Botaro recognize each other. Shiraishi wants to find out more info first but it seems a postman among the passengers starts firing his gun to kill Botaro’s men (back in those days, postmen were allowed to carry guns). Even when the passing steamship filled with soldiers tell them to stop, Botaro just rams them to render them immobile! How convenient! Sugimoto and Botaro start fighting each other while the crazy postman continues his killing spree. Botaro gets mad over his dead man and starts swinging around the anchor to kill the perpetrator. Luckily Asirpa kicks the postman off the ship and that’s the end of the crazy episode. Returning to talking, Shiraishi says they’re trying to find the gold. Botaro then asks if they have heard it recently that the tattoos will not help them find the gold anymore. Flashback shows Botaro met Wakayama a year ago in hopes of getting close to him to strip his skin. However Wakayama told him the tattoo is worthless to deciphering the gold’s location. The fact Wakayama didn’t even bother to kill him proved the skin was worthless. That’s why he gave up finding for the skins. He hopes they can join forces to find the gold. After all, Botaro’s dream is to become the king of his own South Pacific island nation where he will have many children! Sugimoto is unimpressed so Botaro asks about his family. They all died via TB. Botaro understands because his all died from smallpox. With no one to talk to, he felt like a stranger even in his own town. That is why he will create his own kingdom so no one can kick him out. Sugimoto remembers watching his parents slowly dying of TB and they couldn’t get any hospital beds then. Father told him to leave them and live his own life. Sugimoto vowed to beat this thing and dared the disease to kill him. He is going to be immortal.

Episode 48
Shiraishi talks to Sugimoto about the possibility Botaro knows where the gold is but is unable to extract them all himself. It is suggested to work together to get more info. When they go talk to Botaro, he hints he cannot work with them. He is about to kill them but luckily Asirpa sounds the alert that Botaro has looked through their belongings and knows what is going on. As they fight, Sugimoto and Botaro fall into the river. Obviously this is Botaro’s home ground as he tries to drag Sugimoto down. Shiraishi dives in to give some air. Too bad Sugimoto will not have any gay sh*t and punches him out! Thanks to the school of sturgeons, Sugimoto is able to escape while Botaro’s hair gets stuck in the paddle wheel. Sugimoto saves him as Botaro thinks he wants info. Sugimoto notes they will still continue to find the skins and there are 2 major parties having many of the skins. Thus he is keeping Botaro to use him as a trump card to turn the tables on Hijikata and Tsurumi. Botaro agrees to work with them. Now for a little Ainu documentary as Asirpa cuts up the sturgeon to serve its eggs as well as its brain. Good nature food. Kikuta and Usami are at the murder site. WTF Usami trying to masturbate to get the feel of where the killer did it?! OMG! He found the killer’s semen?! From its texture he can tell how long he has been here since?! WTF?! And then the killer is here. FAPPING! OMFG WTF both crazy men start a fapping showdown???!!! They ejaculate at each other but both dodge! WHAT DA F*CK???!!! The killer escapes via horse. Kikuta tries to grab him and would’ve been successful had not the killer ejaculate in his eyes?! OMFG!!! WHAT THE HELL?! I don’t know if this is the funniest and most cringe scene in the entire series!!! Also, the killer kills another prostitute shortly.

Next morning as the crowd gathers over the dead prostitute’s body, Kikuta spots Ariko masquerading in the crowd and talks to him. Ariko laments nobody trusts him because Hijikata and Tsurumi’s side both suspect him. Kikuta suggests to work for him. Because he is from the government and once Tsurumi finds the gold, he is instructed to kill him. Hijikata’s side are all masquerading as street peddlers. Ishikawa updating them about the recent Sapporo murder spree and this time a mocking message that he will kill again was sent to the police. He further explains how this mimics a lot like London’s infamous Jack The Ripper. Everything that was done here, imitates exactly those killings. Which means if they don’t find him fast, he will disappear and no one will be able to find him. Ishikawa also notes another interesting incident in which children are reportedly missing from different locations. This one is also noted by Sugimoto’s group as they note these locations are getting closer to Sapporo. This is when Botaro believes this is the work of fellow inmate, Keiji Ueji. A murderer who kidnapped and buried kids in his yard. Of course he is also a tattooed prisoner but has also other strange tattoos on his face. Asirpa recognizes it’s that masked peddler.

Episode 49
A little bit of Ainu nature from Asirpa before we return to the twisted Usami. Yeah, still fapping to get to this bottom of this! His dick must be on fire! With Kikuta calling him weird, Usami refutes he is the same as Ogata. He narrates about the time he talked to Ogata in hospital about killing Yuusaku. Because he was confused whom his father loved more, the only way to find out was to kill Yuusaku. Of course he did that but it didn’t prove anything. Especially his theory that if Yuusaku is dead, father would love him. So Usami mocked him that even killing his father didn’t have Tsurumi love him. So nobody loves him and it’s driving him nuts. That’s why he is blaming Tsurumi. Usami told him off that everybody is Tsurumi’s pawns and he should learn and be like Tsukishima. But Ogata had the last laugh because after calling Usami as the cheapest pawn among all of Tsurumi’s pawns, Ogata smacked him in the head with a bedpan and escaped. Now Usami still holds a grudge on this and hell he knows that f*cker will turn up again to cause his beloved Tsurumi trouble. Botaro talks to Shiraishi as he believes Asirpa is Nopperabo’s daughter although Shiraishi doesn’t confirm it. Botaro then shows him a coin he picked up from Shikotsu. Doesn’t the design look like their tattoo marks? More Ainu documentary from Asirpa but more on constellations. This time she remembers Wilk telling her the different constellations. She didn’t understand the one on horkewkamuy nor what it looked like until she met Retar. She ponders about Wilk leaving behind all the clues and how the gold is changing everyone’s fate for the worse. So if she doesn’t tell Sugimoto the answer, he’ll stay with her. In a way, she hopes the gold won’t be found. Then she asks him what he will do after finding the gold. Will he return to his lover? Conversation cut short as all the trees start falling! Apparently this is not magic as this was how they cut trees back then. Using a big one as a domino effect to fell others. But don’t worry, Sugimoto and Asirpa are alive although trapped.

Meanwhile Tsukishima and Koito are the only ones remained behind as Tsurumi has taken everyone else to Sapporo. Giving up the hunt for Asirpa? It seems Sofia is also here and she would love to get revenge on Koito who killed Kiroranke but she needs to keep calm if she is to find Asirpa. Sugimoto tells about the girl whom he was supposed to marry. But that never happened after his family died of TB. She instead married his friend instead. Of course we know he already died and Sugimoto promised him to get the money to fund a cure for her eye illness. While Asirpa is satisfied with that answer, she is not when he further adds he wants to stay with her even after finding the gold. Because at least until she is satisfied with the outcome of everything. Shiraishi manages to crawl in and locate them as Botaro calls the loggers nearby to free them. Seeing how bald this part of the forest is now, Asirpa notes that Ainu also take and kill from the land but they leave something in return. By doing so, the kamuy won’t vanish. Shiraishi has Botaro show Asirpa the coin. She believes the mark in Ainu means in turn or crossing paths. Asirpa remembers Wilk telling Sofia about the minorities in Russia should unite. If he held this coin as it sank to the bottom, it means he was true to his goal to protect them all. Therefore he would never try to kill the people he is going to save. Now she realizes what she needs to do for the Ainu.

Keep Calm And Go For Gold
Well, good news and bad news! There is going to be another season! Hooray! Yahoo! More Golden Kamuy to expect in the future! So if that is the good news, what is the bad news? The next season is going to be the last! Gasp! Horror! Oh no! Well, actually it should come to no surprise to me since the manga already ended recently back in 2022. And as such, I wouldn’t want a series like this to go on forever too. Logically, it couldn’t. It has to end somewhere. And so what better time for the next season to be its fitting finale. Not sure if I should prepare myself to say goodbye to this series when the time comes.

After 4 seasons in, I must say that the series still manages to keep my interest and intrigue high. Although I have to admit that there are probably a lot of stuffs from the side plots and minor characters that I have forgotten but I still remained highly entertained and fascinated with everything. And with this season adding and piling up on more of the mysteries, I feel like I’m going to have a lot more on my plate as we head into the final stretch. Hope I can keep up and not bite off more than I can chew.

Though, as far as my memory can remember, I believe this season ramps up the absurdities. It is like hovering in between funny and cringe. Like we see towards the end of the series, scenes of Usami and the Jack The Ripper-like rip-off having some sort of masturbation showdown. Like, WTF?! True, this series has lots of dark and adult themes but when you have really strange ones like that, it makes you raise more than just an eyebrow. This includes the flashback whereby Tsurumi and Koito’s dad were rushing down to the kidnapper’s hideout to rescue Koito. Yes. Was that supposed to be funny? Of course but it was also hell of a strange!

All sides are now inching closer to the gold with many of the skins obtain and perhaps all the escaped prisoners have already been found. It was also interesting to note that in some episodes, they put the focus on some of the characters’ back stories like Koito and Usami. It gives more depths to these characters and see why they became infatuated with the cunning Tsurumi whose greatest skill is perhaps charming others to work for him. Sometimes it makes me question if Tsurumi is actually the villain like how this series paints him to be because at times I thought he was at least a man with a heart who wants to do something for these people. But then of course, it could be all just another Oscar worthy acting and pulling the wool over my eyes. Yeah, I could’ve been his lackey if I was born in those days. Tsurumi isn’t always being the perfect actor as there are some cracks in his ‘acting’. Tsukishima seems to be keeping his reservations on him and is only his lapdog because he has nothing else to live for. It remains to be seen if Tsukishima might pull an Ogata and betray him in the end.

This season also seeks to bring closure to some old characters. For instance, Tanigaki and Inkarmat. I was stumped about her ‘disappearance’ in last season (because of a certain seiyuu who voiced her!) but now I got my answer here. I am guessing so as not to make the grand finale as messy as it could get with so many characters going in for the final stretch, they have to take out those who are not really interested in the gold to begin with. So like Tanigaki and Inkarmat, it is a sad but right time for them to bow out of this game. They’ve got something way better than the gold, right?! Though, I am not sure if they will be somehow shoehorned in the final season. I hope they won’t. And of course the saddest one I find this season, Ienaga. I was wondering what happened to this cross-dressing doctor for a long time. And her cameo this season I thought was enough to put a rest to my queries. Until she got quickly killed off! What a shocker. Oh well…

As for Sugimoto’s side, they are still hanging in there. There’s a bit of drama between them in regards to whether she should stay in this race. Because the question remains whether she should become the leader of the Ainu because of Nopperabo’s imposed will or of her own. For now it seems it is all by her own will that she wants to stay in this hunt and her other excuse is to keep a leash on Sugimoto so that he won’t do reckless stuffs. With her around, he will at least have to be careful. Even if Sugimoto has this immortal tag, he isn’t actually immortal, if you know what I mean. And this Shiraishi dude, he continues to be remain to be a joker of the group. Surprisingly, Vasili is still alive and is now tagging along for revenge. It just makes this group weirder. An Ainu, a Japanese soldier, a convict and a Russian sniper travelling together. Wow. Such a diverse group! And now you can add a pirate to the group too! Speaking of Ainu documentary, this season seems to feature less of it (save for the last episode which felt like they need to spam some to make up for it). There are some but much lesser than in previous seasons as I remember. Not surprising since we’re entering the final stretch. We’re more interested in the gold than the native people’s way of living, AM I RIGHT???!!!

On a side note, although the overall animation and visuals remain largely consistent with previous seasons (oh, you know how strange some characters look such as Ogata and Tsurumi, like as if such strangeness is the visual trademark of the series). Despite Brain’s Base taking over from Geno Studio, what I want to point out is the bear scene. Oh yes. Veteran viewers would still remember the atrocious CGI from the first season that earned the series some sort of infamous reputation. The bear has returned during Heita’s episode but thankfully not in CGI! Phew! Now it looks pretty much acceptable and decent in 2D animation! That’s how it should’ve been! Though, it was a bit creepy in some scenes superimposing Heita’s already strange face on the bear.

New casts joining this season and I only recognized Akira Ishida as Heita, Nobuyuki Hiyama as Keiji and Rikiya Koyama as that mad postman from hell! Others are Kenyuu Horiuchi as Kikuta (Kinemon in One Piece), Masaaki Mizunaka as Ariko (Diablo in Isekai Maou To Shoukan Shoujo No Dorei Majutsu), Tomokazu Seki as Botaro (Gilgamesh in Fate series), Kousuke Toriumi as Ishikawa (Nozel in Black Clover) and Yasuyuki Kase as Sekiya (Kankuro in Naruto). This season’s opening theme, Never Say Goodbye by Ali featuring Mummy-D, I just feel it sounds strange. It tries to sound epic like in previous seasons but personally I don’t seem to be impressed. Firstly, singer’s voice sounds gay. Okay, maybe that is debatable. However the rest of the song feels like one big cacophony with very weird pacing. One part of the song feels like hip hop/rap but it had strange sound interference effects. Feels more like irritating noises to me. Other parts it was either slow or dramatic. Strange indeed. As for the ending theme, Subete Ga Soko Ni Arimasu You Ni by The Spellbound isn’t so strange but this rock outfit isn’t my type either. I think the music is louder than the singing.

Overall, I love this season as much as the previous despite a lot of strange, funny and cringe worthy scenes that would make you instantly go WTF. The plot thickens and so does the intrigue. One of the few series in which the sequels don’t disappoint and my only fear now is that with the final stretch nearing upon, there is this unfounded dread it might go the way of HBO’s Game Of Thrones. Uh huh. All the culmination of greatness and expectations just crumbling. But what the heck am I having such negative feelings for a great show even before the final is being aired?! Probably a testament on how much I like this series and only want the best for it right till the very end. It’s no longer Golden Kamuy or even Platinum Kamuy. We’re now going for Diamond Kamuy! Hinna, hinna!

I Dream Of Mimi

1 December, 2023

It is unbelievable to see how long the computers and PC have come. And to think that it was only like a few decades old or rather in the 90’s when the computers start to boom in households. Yeah, such great nostalgia when I remember having my first ancient PC. Those were really the days. But anyway, reminiscing such is only because I stumbled upon yet another strange retro OVA series, I Dream Of Mimi or better known in its original Japanese title, Buttobi CPU. Our main character desperate to get his hands on the latest PC (which was sold out anyway), ended up getting a bootleg version. But sorry, it’s not your regular monitor and PC unit. He got a life-like computer babe! Androids already so advanced back then? Oh well, not surprising in such fantasies. Now, the most amusing thing that got me wanting to see this is that in order for this PC babe to function normally, constant input of sperm is needed! OMFG!!! Did I read the synopsis right?! Yup. I did. BUT WHO THE F*CK MADE COMPUTERS TO RUN THAT WAY?! NOT EVEN SEX BOTS!!! This I definitely got to see! And of course she can transform into a battle version to fight evil computers who want to take over the world. Hey, a sperm contains about 800MB worth of data! That’s enough processing power, baby!

Episode 1
Akira Takaoka has finally bought his first PC! As he unpacks it in his room, he is in shock and despair that he got a sex doll instead! Worse, she starts to activate and come to life as she imprints him as her master. I’m sure he wants to return her but she says he can’t as he already filed his user registration. Now she needs to complete the registration and needs his input data. Uhm, you mean sucking his dick???!!! So while Akira has a nice experience, we see his flashback how his friends told him about a cheap PC sale at Akihabara. You bet Akira wants to head down there to get one. However when he did, it was already sold out. Hey, it was selling at a dirt cheap price. As he heads back empty handed, a shady untidy guy in the alley calls to him. Want a PC? Got one right here. I guess Akira was desperate to get a PC and even more so he offered him at a cheaper price. Damn right he’ll take it. But be warned, it cannot be returned once opened and no delivery. Carry it back yourself! And so Pixie (temporary name) has just installed all his love juice and knows all about him. But Akira isn’t impressed and thinks this is invasion of privacy. This makes Pixie sad as she awaits his next orders. Can’t have her walking around naked so he lets her wear his sister’s clothes. And what’s this? She wants him to put on this protection ring so others cannot overwrite her data. Gee, it’s like getting married, no?!

But soon Pixie detects a hostile computer coming this way. She might look like a harmless girl but damn, she just blew a hole in the wall! So hurry up and use these application cards to install offensive techniques! You mean these outdated CDs?! So where to insert?! Uhm, why she taking off her panties?! HOLY F*CK?! YOU MEAN HER VAGINA IS WHERE YOU INSERT THEM???!!! But once done, nothing happens. It’s not activating. Why? NOT ENOUGH MEMORY! ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME???!!! So how to increase memory? No, not buy them from the shop. They’re closed now. Install more of his active molecules into her slot! WTF???!! If you don’t get that, stick your drive into her ass!!! OMFG!!! What choice does Akira have? Enemy babe is destroying to house so get onto it and take her from behind! Once installed, she is given a new name: Mimi. Her memory expands as she easily defeats the enemy. But she pities her because she notices she has no protection ring and has been overwritten many times. Sadly, the only way is the make her extinct. Format her for real. I guess they can’t return her to her manufacturer, huh? But lucky Akira, she has a programme that can restore his house like normal. Seriously?! SERIOUS! Just in time because his friends have arrived to enjoy his new PC. Because he doesn’t know how to introduce Mimi to them, he shoos them away. Maybe another time. Damn, came all the way here for nothing. Mimi tries to pronounce Akira’s name but has trouble. Is there a bug in her programme?! However she manages to do so and it makes them happy as they hug.

Episode 2
The friends come over to see Akira’s new PC but they are shocked to see Mimi. Luckily Akira manages to cover for her that she is his cousin who has returned from overseas. Also fortunately he manages to shut Mimi up before she truthfully tells them her actually origins. However Kanako Shimada is not entirely convinced. Later as Akira plays his PC game, Mimi shuts it off! She is jealous he is paying more attention to this obsolete PC than her! Then she also gets jealous since he talks a lot about Shimada. She forces him to choose between them! Obviously he chooses her and this makes Mimi happy. Apparently she mistakes this obsolete PC as Shimada! Next morning, Mimi has did some adjustments on ‘Shimada’. Because now they can enter the virtual world! OMFG! Like, physically?! Yup. They wander about in this virtual world naked. Because if they need clothes, that will need more memory and yup, sex! But soon they stumble into a forbidden area. Mimi gets trapped by her high end counterpart known as Forte. She is reading Mimi and is going to format her for trespassing. Mimi is okay resigning to her fate since if she dies, Akira will return to his own world. However Mimi is saved thanks to the intervention of the Nacintosh (?!) sisters, Quadra and Centris! OMFG?! You kidding me?! Apple products here???!!! You can tell these American babes are high end products with lots of HD space because of their huge boobs! Is that where they store 1000 terabytes of space???!!!

Anyway, the Nacintosh sisters want to infiltrate the Japan market and look down these Japanese bio-type computers. F*cking Americans. As they torture her and trying to break through her protection, Mimi can’t hide so she goes to fight them. When Quadra seemingly hurts Akira, actually she installed some programme in his dick! NOW IT IS FREAKING HUGE!!! OH F*CK?! SHE WANTS HIM TO INSTALL HER WITH IT!!! Mimi shoots Akira to prevent that from happening. Needing to win this, Akira is going to expand Mimi’s memory. That’s right. He is f*cking her intensely before all of them! With expanded memory, Mimi now dons a cool sexy cybernetic outfit she is able to fight the sisters but laments if she only had 600 more kilobytes to unleash her ultimate weapon! Where to get it?! Akira is already out of juice! Before Mimi gets hit, Forte dives in to protect her and takes the brunt. In great timing, a little blob comes in to give that extra kilobytes to Mimi to power up and send the sisters packing. This little blob is ‘Shimada’. So this is Akira’s computer mascot? Forte still doesn’t want to make friends with them but with what happened, she calls it even and warns them not to intrude here again. Back in his room, they ponder they know nothing about Forte or Nacintosh. When Shimada calls, Akira is happy she saved him and of course she is unsure of what the heck happened. Unfortunately Mimi hangs up the call. Slutty programme claims she ran out of memory during the fight and needs more installation! Here comes the blowjob! Gosh, I hope Akira won’t crash at this rate!

Episode 3
Mimi is now a transfer student in Akira’s class. Yeah, she’s pretty famous. Obviously Shimada is not happy and you can guess she is jealous. Mimi wants to join the same computer club as Akira. Akira’s computer pals show him a diskette containing a virus. More precisely, a worm. Seriously?! Bragging like that? This of course makes Mimi feel uncomfortable. Then she starts acting strange. Slutty, rather. Want to make out with Akira right here now?! He is forced to take her somewhere but she continues to be flirtatious. Meanwhile the Nacintosh sisters are back as Forte gets owned again. Akira takes Mimi to a toilet in a nearby computer store to reset her. How? It’s in her bellybutton. But doing so resets her memories for the last 24 hours. Worse, her memory has been reset to factory default and this means he must f*ck her to increase her memory! Oh boy! Once they’re done, their friends come in to look for them. Shimada lashing out at them for making them worried. Suddenly all the PCs start flashing and knocking everyone out. Akira and Mimi get absorbed into the virtual world where they meet another Nacintosh sister, Performa. She is crueller and unforgiving. Because of that, she doesn’t get along with the rest and is very bossy since she is more powerful than them. As Akira and Mimi hide, they also observe how the sisters have captured Forte and other Japanese PC babes. So, to see their data, just grope the boobs?! Damn, lots of useful info! And if they want to steal and absorb those data, lick the tits?! OMFG!!! Sorry Akira, don’t get distracted because Mimi has him install a programme so she can power and fight those sisters. This is a distraction so that Akira can save the Japanese counterparts.

When Performa defeats Mimi, Akira comes to protect her. She is about to kill him but Forte and the other Japanese PCs protect him and get zapped. Shimada wakes up and is unsure what to do with the mess. WTF she puts back all the diskettes on the floor into the PC. Obviously that virus diskette is also mixed up in there. Soon, all the viruses drop on Performa. Yeah, she is scared of worms! So it only affects her? Performa escapes and as for her sisters, they think it’s a good lesson for her so they also leave. Back home, Shimada calls Akira to apologize about the diskette mix up. However he praises her for saving them. I think she just got confused. The more pressing issue is now Forte. She is dying and while it looks like the only way is to format her for good, Mimi notes she can still be saved if he installs her. It is risky because she has her protection ring (though it was earlier seen her master has abandoned her) and Mimi thinks it would work since Forte defied her own programme to go protect him. Perhaps his kindness can save her. So yeah, Akira starts f*cking, I mean installing Forte. A success as Forte now accepts Akira as her master. Well… Now Mimi points out he must also do the same and install in the rest of the other Japanese babes. Holy sh*t! His hard drive is going to crash!

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Oh wow. It’s that it? Looks like it. Surprisingly I didn’t find myself to enjoy this retro OVA despite all the sleazy and cheesy parts but I guess that was what precisely made me find this highly entertaining. I didn’t expect to laugh at all the sexual innuendoes based on computer terms and even if they weren’t spammed in every few minutes, somehow it was enough to make me laugh like hell. I don’t know if it was ingenious back then but it was darn funny. Yeah, probably nostalgia played a big part in why I laughed so hard at this.

It really brings back a lot of memories seeing the old days of computers. For starters, diskettes! Oh man, do younger generations even know what it is! No, it’s not the icon for the save function! Well, technically it is but well… Damn, I feel so old at the same time! I suppose also back in the 90’s where people weren’t really computer savvy yet and the internet was still at its infant stages, watching this OVA at this point it time, everything just seems so laughable. Especially when they try to feature that virus/worm thingy. Seriously, it does not work like that! But oh well, life was like that back then. And that cyberspace thingy was such a cool and futuristic concept. Seeing our characters physically go inside it, damn it all feels so outdated by today’s standards! And yes, it doesn’t really work like that either!

It is a shame that this OVA didn’t get more episodes but that can’t be helped since it was based on the manga of the same name and it was a short-lived one, lasting for only 3 volumes. Good luck if you’re going to find this obscure manga too. Hence the adaptation sometimes feels all 3 episodes are not almost related to each other and it raises more questions than answers. For instance, in the first episode, you wonder who sent that dangerous android babe to attack Akira. It was never really addressed in the anime and soon forgotten. It just felt this part was just to introduce Mimi and her capabilities, the things that Akira needs to do to ‘install’ inside her before she dons her battle gear and kick ass. And who was that guy who sold Mimi to Akira? Only never to be seen or heard ever again. Felt like an excuse so that Akira could land a hot computer babe and set the rest of the story going. The same can be said for the other episodes. It just felt weird and like unfinished business the Nacintosh sisters were trying to infiltrate into Japan’s market but dang, some lower CPU version got in their way. Doesn’t make sense, but yeah. It was also hinted that Forte’s master sounded like some bad guy with potential and ulterior motive but all that never came to be. That is why I said that these 3 episodes feel mostly like standalone in this context.

And of course, having such OVAs in those days means it’s all about the fanservice. The sexual innuendoes and puns are one thing. But if words don’t get you horny, maybe those bare tits of Mimi would stimulate your hard drive! HAHAHA!!! Sighs… In addition to that, sometimes Mimi may go or do suggestive poses. Especially when Akira always has to install and increase her memory, there are a few scenes that hint of sexual intercourse. From the way I see it, there isn’t any director’s cut of it so we’ll just have to use our imaginations when we see Akira and Mimi’s orgasmic faces! Now I’m wondering if Mimi has reproduction capabilities and what kind of offspring will be created between man and computer! Sure, for now Akira’s sperm might be just to increase Mimi’s capabilities. What happens when she has too much of that? Yup, my dumb conspiracy theory is that those extra memories will be used to create a child! Thank goodness I didn’t write the story. So yeah, having this weird installation process is just some lame excuse for such blatant fanservice but hell it was funny in its own way. Imagine sucking tits was the only way to download data. Absolute genius!

As for the characters, nothing really very deep but I guess Mimi being your cute computer girl is trying to tell us that even AIs have their own feelings. Yeah, Mimi is so life-like, you wonder how the heck can the government let this specimen on the loose. Anyway, with Mimi acting feminine and Akira as her master, this serves to have Akira treat her like a human rather than a tool. Except for those darn installation parts! I hope when Akira gets a real human girlfriend, he won’t have such misconceptions on sex! Anyway, you wonder if Mimi who is capable of a myriad of emotions, is it all part of her programming? It is obvious she gets jealous when Akira is with other women or computers and she won’t hesitate to do something about it to get his attention. I wonder if she will have to fight for his attention now that Forte and possibly other PC babes are now having Akira as their master. Just in case, seeing the Nacintosh sisters aren’t done yet and who knows, they might bring even more powerful sisters in future battles.

And our good natured Akira, he’s going to need a lot more of those energy drinks and the likes to keep up with Mimi’s memory expansion! She’s like the Windows version for constant updates?! Hopefully Mimi will get timely updates so as Akira won’t get bored and look at other newer gadgets, devices or CPUs! Thank goodness the Apple Smartphone or iPad did not come out in that decade! Then there is Shimada who obviously is in love with Akira. My guess is for some love triangle that we unfortunately don’t get to see here. To think Akira prefers Mimi over Shimada, it makes me wonder if Mimi is making and keeping Akira look that way?

Art and animation, I would say they are pretty good compared to a lot of recent retro OVAs that I have watched recently. Obviously this one looks dated from that era but it still looks good and better quality that many other obscure OVA titles. Is it me or does Mimi at some angles look like Jeannie from I Dream Of Jeannie? Isn’t that why the English title was named so? Well, maybe it could be just me. This OVA was done by OLM who are famous for their Pokemon series.

Overall, I really did enjoy this obscure retro OVA because of those computer sexual innuendo terms. Boy, they really do crack me up. It is a shame it had no further episodes because they might run riot with all those dirty computer jokes and puns and I won’t be able to stop laughing till my tummy hurts! And fast forward today, a lot of those stuffs that were supposedly pioneering and high-tech in the 90’s have gone obsolete and mostly forgotten. From CDs and CRT monitors, those were really interesting times. And now we have life-like sex dolls and computer AI programmes that just come up with all sorts of ideas for you (looking at you ChatGPT!). Life has changed a lot. Including how we look for porn on the internet! Sorry, my junk is too obsolete for any compatible upgrade! At least, it doesn’t bug me every day like Windows for regular updates!