Kirito is a pig. Oh dear! That didn’t come out right. Sorry if you misconstrue that but technically that is somewhat true. Because well, it’s another isekai anime. Many would either reincarnate into a baby or transport as themselves to another fantasy world. But rarely there are some who reincarnate in a different form. And so how would you like to be reincarnated into another world as a pig! Oh yeah. Obviously you can tell so by the title already, Buta No Liver Wa Kansetsu Shiro. However this isn’t going to be a sleazy piggy show as one might easily get the wrong idea of. Piggy guy and a cute girl together in the promotional poster. I’m so ashamed myself for getting the wrong idea initially. Yeah. Time to dispel all the negative connotations associated with a pig because this little porky is going to be this cutie pie’s hero and knight in shining armour! Go piggy, go! Oink! Oink! Buhi! Buhi!

Episode 1
Our main character wakes up in a pigpen. He feels too heavy to move or do anything. Until a cute blonde, Jess comes to help him and take him away. Before he loses consciousness, he observes his surroundings and realizes he is a pig. Next time he wakes up in a room, he thought the dream is over. Yeah, it was a weird one considering he ate some pig liver and felt sick at the train station. Well, looks like this weird dream continues as he realizes he is in Jess’ room. And yes, he is still a pig. Strangely, Jess can read his mind and is unsure how he turned into a pig. Conveniently she explains the few terms: Mesteria is the name of this land. Kiltyrie is the district they are in in which the family of Kiltyrin rules over that she works for. Yethma is a maid servant class and you can tell as they wear silver collars. They also have mind reading abilities. Piggy tests by narrating a few dirty thoughts he wants to do on her and damn, Jess is willing to strip herself?! Woah! Not so fast! So he makes a few rules about the things he says and during such monologues, please do not reply or even oblige. I guess he is going to make lots of witty comebacks. Also, he hopes she doesn’t treat him nicely always because he feels he cannot repay this debt. It will make him feel lousy. After all, she is not his servant. So treat him like a pig and only offer help when he is really in trouble. But yes, he would love to see her naked one day! As she takes him to the pig sty to resume her duties, she explains the magic stones called rista with different colours for different uses. Basically, they’re like magic batteries created by mages for citizens to use. Then they talk about beauty and friends as well as their dreams including Jess of meeting a prince. Then he asks about the chances of one turning into a pig. She says it is not likely but over 100 years ago during the dark ages when the mages were at war, they often turned people into animals. Now the only descendants live and serve the king. This means if piggy boy wants to return to normal, he must see the king. Jess is willing to accompany him and conveniently, she is taking a leave of absence from the house to visit the royal capital as it is part of her duties. So yeah. Please take me with you to the capital!

Episode 2
Piggy mocks us losers he is going on a shopping date with Jess in town! So keep watching! Buhi! At Kiltyrie, Jess enters a shady back alley to see a shady guy who is willing to sell her a few rista at dirt cheap price. Piggy smells something wrong and on pretence has her to pretend to chase him somewhere. Piggy then tells Jess that she was about to be scammed seeing he was going to sell that used rista that has been diluted with some other impurities. The real rista costs way more than that! Buta soon realizes that Jess has used a rista without the family’s permission on him. This was why piggy was able to heal so fast. Jess starts crying for doing it all for his sake but our piggy tells her not to. It is time for him to repay her. But can Jess buy a real one with limited allowance? The art of haggling. So they enter a legal shop own by Kilins. Jess tells him as Buta told him what to say. Please sell that rista at a lower price for me. Unfortunately he can’t. Because she is buying it for personal reasons and not for her family, he clearly can’t give her a discount. Especially she is a Yethma. Clearly a discrimination here. So time for another tactical retreat and discussion. Buta learns she needs to have a rista by tomorrow before she leaves. If she is going to legally work to earn that much, it will take up to 20 days. So how to others get by? Well, they sell their bodies! Nobody is going to touch his beloved Jess! Yes, Buta has another plan. This time they return with his plan to top up the balance by trading Buta. Don’t worry, he’ll find a way to escape later. So how should she convince Buta is not the family’s property livestock? She raised him on her own when he was supposed to be culled and is no longer under Kiltyrin. Plus, he can do tricks. Okay. Let’s see it. Uhm, what now? Jess has Buta dance! Oh my… Dance Dance Revolution time! HOLY SH*T! BUTA DOING BREAKDANCING! No wonder Kilins can’t stop laughing!!! This is too amusing! Hence Jess can keep her money and he’ll trade the entire pig for a rista. There is a festival later on and he plans to make a killing then. Buta can’t risk escape before then or Kilins will go after Jess. That is when Jess suggests she wants to help him with the festival. But doesn’t Jess need to return home? She claims another Yethma will replace her. Kilins somewhat understands why she wants to sell the pig. He agrees to that. All according as planned. But Kilins puts a leash on Buta. Escaping is going to be hard now… That evening before the festival starts, Buta talks to Jess about the place they’ll meet up after he escapes. He’ll figure it out somehow.

Episode 3
Jess works hard while the other workers are just lazing around. Buta is not pleased with everything including Kilins’ discrimination of Jess. But if he can put up with tonight, everything will be over. He won’t be seeing them again. So it’s time for piggy to dance. Dance Dance Revolution once more but on hard level! Cool! Okay! Yeah! Perfect! The crowd is totally amused. However in the final move, Buta sprains his hind leg. As now Kilins’ stall gets more customer, he has Jess head home as he cannot impose more on her. Buta tells her to do so as it won’t make his escape suspicious. As the customers want Buta to dance, noting his collar, they have the workers take it off. Freed, Buta then signals for people to dance with him and also to buy drinks. This is to intoxicate everyone because at the end of the day when they have all passed out, Buta makes his escape to town. But in the alley, he witnesses that shady dealer being chastised by a guy who blames him for failing to seal that deal. Because of that, he must kill Jess and bring her corpse or he will kill them both! Buta tails him as he slowly limps towards the Kiltyrin mansion. This means Buta reaches there first as he tries to warn Jess. But where could she be? Then he realizes she is already waiting at the appointed spot! Such a sweet girl. She is glad to reunite with him but he tells of the danger. It is believed those baddies want to kill her so as to silence her in the event if she leaks that dealing to her master. Despite so, all Jess is worried for is Buta. Also, Jess doesn’t think her masters will listen to her because of her rank. It is a reason why she can’t go back to the mansion. Needing a way for Kiltyrin to take action, he finds out from Jess that they can lock up that dude in a shed. The plan starts off with Buta leading that guy to a campfire to make him think Jess is there. Jess uses this opportunity to take the shed’s key in the kitchen and prepare the shed. Then Buta leads him into the shed but notices a space enough to escape for a crippled like him. So once he is inside the shed, Buta attacks him by trying to break his leg. Although successful and Buta manages to get out before Jess locks the door, it seems Buta has been stabbed! Buta accepts his death fate, feeling blessed he has a cute girl by his side while Jess continues to weep.

Episode 4
Buta is still alive thanks to Jess combining a few rista together. He has never felt so grateful so he offers her to ride on him for the journey. Well, got to pick the correct way to sit or else, let’s say it’ll ruin Buta’s image of the pure girl she is. As he is willing to accept Jess keeping some secrets, it seems she fears he will leave her should he know the reason. Since he promises nothing will faze him, she begins revealing that the reason of her journey is that all Yethma turning 16 will begin their journey to the royal capital to offer themselves. Half will die along the way and those who made it will never return. Since nobody knows what goes on in there (it is a place that sits atop a high column of rock) as it is isolated from the rest of the world. You see, why Jess left her house like as though as if she was on the run is because of Yethma hunters. They target those who go on a journey since their silver collars fetch a very high price due to its immense magic power. Of course the only way to get it is to decapitate them. Many make a living this way. While Kiltyrin is kind enough not to sell her, she also told Kilins about it but there is no telling how much info he has spread and that’s why she’s on the run. After hearing all this, you bet Buta vows to protect her even more. He realizes Yethma hunters tend to operate the closer to the royal capital. He thinks Jess should wear a scarf to hide her collar. Wow. She actually never thought of that! Time for virgin otaku to use his skill to choose a scarf that suits her. When they enter an inn to stay, it seems the hostess also has a Yethma of her own, Ceres. Buta tells Jess to run because he sees a Yethma collar on the wall. However soon the hostess explains that it belonged to Ceres’ predecessor, Eise. She was killed by Yethma hunters although a local brought back the collar. In fact, this town Baptsaze has a covenant that shields Yethma on their journeys. However there was a fire incident 5 years ago. Many Yethma died and those who escaped outside disappeared. Bet it was the work of those Yethma hunters. Jess and Buta along with Ceres head there to pay their respects. WTF Buta already has Jess and he is staring and admiring Ceres’ legs?! No wonder she is looking at him strangely! Did you forget all Yethma can telepathically communicate?! Sure, shameful piggy says he will only have eyes on Jess’ legs (still shameful, though) although Jess is very grateful for his scarf since it proves someone cares for him and it is her treasure.

Episode 5
At the site, Buta notices a shady guy and his wolf looking at them. He fears he is a Yethma hunter when he suddenly attacks. But it is to kill off that strange heckripon creature. Ceres knows him and assures that Naut is a nice person. Naut then advises Jess about her scarf because it is obvious she is hiding her collar and gives her one that matches her skin tone. While Buta still doesn’t trust him, he has the Yethma duo treat him like a normal pig. After Jess is done with paying her respects, she goes to nearby pool to wash Buta. Heavenly. Then Naut buys her an alcoholic drink. Then after that he accompanies her back to her room and of course Buta’s guts are ringing like hell if this guy is going to assault her. Then he shuts the door and Buta gets worried. He thought of breaking in after hearing ambiguous noises but then remembers Jess’ words that she believes in Naut that he won’t assault her. But soon he leaves and Buta checks on Jess. Sleeping like a baby. Nothing happened. It is then Ceres approaches Buta and wants to talk. It seems she wants to tell Naut about him first thing in the morning. Then she starts crying hard. Buta gets it now that she is in love with Naut. You see, Naut is planning to follow Jess to the royal capital and be her chabirone. Eh? What? A condition for a Yethma to do that is that they need a strong and brave companion. That is a chabirone. I guess a chaperone doesn’t sound fancy enough? Anyway, Ceres is sad because a chabirone always vanishes together with the Yethma. See where this is going? She thinks Buta is in love with Jess and should be her chabirone. Buta explains Jess’ kindness that isn’t exclusive for him but for everyone. Buta agrees to reveal himself to Naut. Ceres then reveals the reason Naut is doing this is because Jess looks a lot like Eise. Obviously in love with he but it was unrequited. During that fire incident, he was the one who tracked down the Yethma hunters and brought Eise’s collar back. Heckripon showed up during that incident and that’s why he kills them on sight, the reason they are touted as bad omen. Naut is obsessed about Eise that he keeps a picture in his pendant and his swords’ hilt are made of her bones. Therefore there is no place in his heart for Ceres. Next morning, Jess feels fine but also embarrassed for getting drunk. Not that it matters to Buta now. When they go see Naut and before he relays his intentions, Ceres interrupts and reveals Buta is human. Shocked at first, Buta then does a few stuffs to convince Naut so. Naut not so impressed, though. Buta then says as Jess’ chabirone, he has a favour to ask of him: Please follow them to the royal capital. Eh? Was this all part of the plan?

Episode 6
Buta needs Naut to be their guard to fend off Yethma hunters. He tells Ceres to let him know her true feelings. She does so and it makes the whole thing awkward. But Buta assures that Naut will only follow them there. Once they reach the royal capital, he will not follow them. So when the time comes, Naut will be Ceres’ chabirone. With Jess agreeing to this, it is all up to Naut. Since he is hesitating, Buta tells him to finish what he started or does he intend to make another sword out of Jess’ bones if she dies? So it’s decided. As they make their journey, Buta learns the journey will take 5 days if nothing happens. But problems will arise at Needle Woods as that is where many Yethma hunters gather. As they enter the next town, now if you’re wondering why they don’t take any transportation, be enlightened that it is a crime punishable by death for a Yethma and her chabirone to ride any form of transport! There is also another important law concerning Yethma: They are not to be violated or sexually assaulted. Another death penalty. Buta mentions that night when Naut entered Jess’ room. Isn’t that a violation? Naut claims as hunters they treat Yethma equally and don’t care about any damn laws. What a convenience. To Buta’s shock, there are only female Yethma so he is confused how their kind breeds and who puts the collar on them. While Buta feels awkward in asking all those questions, he doesn’t regret bringing Naut into the fold as he is their best bet to get rid of all Yethma hunters and without owing them anything since he doesn’t intend to forget Eise. Naut has a dream of Eise. When he was younger, he was injured by some bear attacked. Eise healed him up but why was he pouting? Eise was going on a journey and he didn’t want her to leave. Not especially he made that old promise of marrying her. Eise told him of a way. When he grows older, he’ll just have to come with her. Uhm, can she wait that long?

While dining at an inn, Buta notices another Yethma collar hanging on the wall. The rest tell him that it is a sign that this place protects Yethma. Buta is suspicious because it could be a fake. Fortunately for him, Yethma can tell at a glance if it is real or not. Furthermore, when a Yethma is killed, that collar disintegrates but if she is taken care of someone beloved, that collar will maintain its form. More revelations that Yethma are all females. No males. It seems they are raised by the royal capital as maids until the age 8 and then sold to rich people all over the place. By that time, they already have their collar on so nobody knows how they come into existence or get the collar on. Even Yethma themselves have no memories on that. All sounds very fishy. That night, Jess talks to Buta about Naut coming into her room that night. In a way she regrets it because she thinks she already has Buta but yet had another man come into her room. Buta doesn’t want her to get the wrong idea but ‘solves’ the whole thing by claiming they are on that sort of siblings relationship since it’s his duty as the big brother to look after her. Oh well, is this going to look weird when she calls him onii-san???!!! In the middle of the night, Buta realizes Jess is up. It seems she can hear a voice of a Yethma named Blaise calling out for help. She lets Buta here it. It is an endless loop of her pleading to save her from this terrifying darkness. Scary.

Episode 7
Jess wants to immediately go save her but Buta has his reservations. They let Naut hear it and immediately he sets out to go save her. Buta throws more caution what if this is a trap to lure Yethma in. Even more so when the voice leads Jess to a church. You see, Yethma prays to the stars and because of that, they do not enter churches. To be more precise, they are forbidden. Naut knocks on the door and talks to the priest who claims he is the only one living here. Feel free to check for yourself. As Naut goes in, Buta realizes someone coming out from the back and ready to pounce on Jess. Before he could do that, Rossi and Buta jump in to protect her before Naut knocks him out. The priest is also knocked out and tied up. Jess follows the voice and it seems there is a secret underground passage. Cellars that reek stenches of blood. Then they see Blaise praying to a Yethma statue in a cell. Her fervent prayers is perhaps what allowed her voice to reach others. They rescue her and from her brief introduction, it could be that Blaise is also on her way to the royal capital. They rest up for the night and come morning, they are to part ways. But Buta wants Blaise to come with them. Doing so might put Jess in danger but Buta knows the risk. And so they’ll have another Yethma with them. But unlike Jess, Blaise is very silent and reserved. It’s like she’s a zombie. During the journey, we have a minor distraction of Buta talking about boobs! He doesn’t know Yethma also come in such different sizes. Jess a bit jealous since Buta seems to indicate Blaise is much bigger than hers so he has to reassure her that he will only look at hers. Did that turn out correct? Sounds like a pervert… What’s this about boob size comparison like sunflowers and violets?! Then there is this onii-san thingy Jess calls Buta and looks like he needs to put a stop to that before it turns weirder. Even more so because Jess heard Naut sleep talking about some onee-san but he denies he has an older sister. Well, we all know who that onee-san is. Now they arrive at the Impaling Stones area. In the dark ages, mages at war used to fling their enemies here to kill them, hence the name. As they camp for the night, Buta notes that Naut is more reliable and a good leader than he thought. Soon Naut talks to Buta and asks if he is prepared to die.

Episode 8
What Naut means is that no Yethma or her chabirone has come out alive from the capital. It could be they are heading there to be killed. He gives Buta some chains like Rossi. This allows him to use some ice magic. Naut further reveals he has never killed a Yethma hunter and got lucky to steal Eise’s collar back then. So he doesn’t know what will happen if he fights a real one. That’s why he wants Buta to be his aid with Rossi when the time comes. Worst case scenario, he may abandon him. Also, when the time comes, it is up to Buta to choose who dies. His or Jess. Continuing their journey, Blaise remembers her mistress telling her about that red star in the sky, Salvia. It is said if you can get your hands on it, any wish will come true. Blaise has been praying to it ever since. As they stop at an inn, this will be their last night together so Naut wants to at least hold a last supper. However Blaise doesn’t feel like it and retires to her room. Naut then talks to Jess. They have decided that if it really comes down to whose life to choose, they will protect Jess over Blaise. Blaise is in anguish and has given up hope so you can see where their logic lies. Jess feels sad about it so Buta reminds her that he is her chabirone. Naut adds about his dream to be someone’s chabirone to the royal capital. But she’s dead and her bones form his swords. Since Jess looks so much like her, he wants to at least accompany her there. He wants her to live the life she didn’t get to.

More Blaise flashback as a boy talks to her about praying to the star. He calls it nonsense since wishes don’t come true. Blaise then explains by doing so, you can forget everything and just focus on the wish even if she knows all the praying will not make it come true. The day before she left, she talked to him 1 last time about using the star as a guide if he ever gets lost in life. As she started her journey, she knew it was never going to come true and it would happen anyway. It is hinted those guys kidnapped and raped her. Then they imprisoned her and she continued to pray. All of a sudden, Naut and co popped up to save her. She has never been held so tightly before but no longer has the strength to keep holding on to hope. That night, she wakes up Buta to talk to him. She wants to know about his world. Especially if people love small boobs?! Well, uhm, yeah. Some love it small. Like Buta. Blaise his happy to know such a world exists and hopes to reborn there. As she serves a household of grave keepers, she thought there must be another world for those who are dead. And since Buta comes from another world, she wants him to hear her final prayer. She shows her mutilated tummy???!!! Well, her attackers already have removed her organs so there is no hope for her. The rista cannot heal her as there needs to be someone whom she is attached to for it to work. Thus she will not make it to the royal capital and will give her life to them. That’s why when she dies, she hopes to reincarnate in his world. She also mentions one last thing. Before she left, she was told about the strange rumour of the royal capital: It has no entrance. Could this mean all Yethma are bound to die here? Because no Yethma who entered it has appeared outside, people started hearing rumours of a way to get inside: Appeal to the king. How? Dunno. But she prays hard so that all of them can live.

Episode 9
As they continue their journey into the woods, Naut finds something strange and tells the Yethma to hide. He manages to deflect an attack from a Yethma hunter. As Rossi goes after him, the other Yethma hunters arrive. So what is Naut doing here with a pig? Emergency food?! Obviously they’re not buying it so they hold Naut hostage and wants him to point out where his Yethma is. At this point, Blaise comes out of her hiding and claims herself to be Jess. Rossi tucks Jess back in hiding. When their boss arrives, Naut remembers he was the one who killed and took away Eise. And for Buta, this guy was the one who sent that guy to Kiltyrin’s house to kill Jess. Naut signals to Buta to use his magic to distract them so he can take on the guy holding him hostage. Then they’ll reunite behind that big tree. Buta does his water magic as distraction and the plan flows flawlessly. Big bad boss obviously tries to incite Naut by claiming the things they did to Eise before killing her. She was clearheaded until she died as she was left begging for her life. Now he tries to do the same to Blaise but after realizing she has already been gutted, he will kill her. This is when Naut and Rossi goes to attack and kill a couple of Yethma hunters while Buta as ordered to head to Jess’ side and run to safety. As Naut fights the boss and losing, big baddie now turns his attention to Blaise and Rossi. Not sure how but thanks to Jess and Buta felling a huge tree to block his path. Naut continues to keep him company while the rest reunite. However Blaise sees a Yethma hunter creeping up from behind and goes to him just to get stabbed?! Well, I really suppose she wants to die as it is her only salvation. She hopes to reincarnate in Buta’s world. That Yethma hunter is now targeting Jess but Naut’s raging fight with the boss accidentally blows some fire magic and burns him. That was convenient. Blaise dies so no time to cry over a corpse because you better get the hell out of here while Naut still keeps that guy company.

Episode 10
Buta apologizes that he never told Jess about Blaise knowing she was going to die. Before Jess blames herself for not being attentive, Buta blames himself for letting his guard down. Buta wants her to promise to enter straight into the capital no matter what. However she is reluctant to go in without him. As they arrive, what now? Uhm, maybe shout open sesame for the opening? Not working. Maybe the entrance somewhere. So they walk around the area and do the same thing but nothing happens. Suddenly an arrow grazes Jess’ arm. As they lie hidden, a Yethma hunter telling Jess to give up seeing the arrow is poisoned. But Buta doesn’t smell any poison and believes it is a lie to smoke out her allies. Buta can smell this guy isn’t working alone but a partner hidden nearby. Buta has Jess make a bluff to call out to Naut so as to trick them she is not alone. Then he has her activate one of the few tools Naut gave her. This is to call the wolves for backup. Buta tells her to get away while he distracts the Yethma hunters. Using another tool to bomb a tree, this splits them up. Buta then rushes in and attack the partner. Then he hears Jess calling for help. Fearing another Yethma hunter, he rushes to her but she grabs him and activates another tool that shelters them. You see, when the wolves arrive, they might also target Buta. Speaking of which, their howling is heard so the Yethma hunters get the hell out of here. Buta believes being a distraction to those Yethma hunters is a better plan but Jess is adamant she doesn’t want him to die. Jess and Buta lie close to each other until the threat is over. As they emerge, they talk about things. Like Buta wanting to reincarnate as a dog. Jess? As a pig?! Well, just in case Buta doesn’t turn back. Noticing a heckripon watching, this has Buta to realize from what has been said about them, he speculates they are surveillance tools by the mages. After all, many animals in this world do exist in Buta’s own world except these heckripon. He further speculates that such surveillance is so because they might be afraid Yethma who escape their eyes may increase in numbers. Remember, Yethma are not allowed to be transported or engage in sexual activities. Hence this weird system of needing them to reach the capital by 16 years of age or they die. Jess then talks to this watching heckripon to let her in. Uhm, nothing happens… Oh wait, an opening nearby! Stairway to heaven now, eh?

Episode 11
Wow. Who this beautiful babe at the top of the tower? Wyss welcomes them as the stairs behind revert to being rocks. To allay their worries, she says Naut is fine and has left Needle Woods. They clean themselves up and rest. Not sure if Buta is commenting on how beautiful Jess body is or the luxurious bathroom. Maybe it’s both. Then it just feels odd as Jess and Buta share a bed. But sorry, no horny beastiality moments! Next morning, Wyss brings them to the top. Buta tries to ask if she is a Yethma but she doesn’t answer. They enter a huge room where the king awaits. He introduces himself as Eavis and also in this room is Sharvis his grandson. Wyss is Sharvis’ mother. Since Eavis can read Buta’s mind, he admits that he is a mage. In fact, all mages can read minds which is a fact not known by many. Eavis gives Jess the opportunity to ask any question. Immediately she asks if Buta can revert back to a human. Yes he can. But with a condition that Jess must witness it all the way. After she agrees, he reveals he is not going to do so via magic. He will kill Buta! It is the only way for his conscious to return to his body in his original world. Right now that body is in coma and will eventually die. This also means Buta will no longer be in this world. If this makes Jess sad and doesn’t want him to part, Eavis is willing to make Buta part of the royal family. After all, they’ve been waiting for exceptional mages. This confirms Buta’s suspicions that Yethma are mages. Eavis even breaks Jess’ collar to officially make her no longer a Yethma. As Buta still has some questions about Yethma, the king believes most of his suspicions are correct but will tell him as goodwill and parting gift for Jess.

Buta explains all he knows about Yethma as well as mages. Now you see, the reason mages start wars and fell into decline is because magic that was ill fit for physical bodies and became the source of their excessive egocentrism. Lady Vatis who was the great ancestor placed those silver collars on surviving mages to control their power and seal off such pride. That also ended the dark ages. Because of that, they stopped rebelling and became slaves. While it is too cruel a system, as long as humans exist, they will want to pin the blame on others and Yethma became that subject. As for Yethma turning 16 needing to begin their journey, it is to trim their numbers down and only the most competent shall survive and make it here. Then they will bear children or welcome into the royal bloodline. As for why there are no males, since no one knows when males might produce children, they are disposed before being born to avoid bearing children capable of magic without their knowledge. So uhm, how are current Yethma being born?! Who planted the seeds in them?! Don’t tell me it’s magic!!! As for society producing rista for Yethma, this system might not last forever and Eavis admits it is not the best but still more ethical than the dark ages. He promises not to change this as long as he lives and will fight those who wish so. With Q&A session over, they are free to do whatever they want till sundown in which they are to come to the cathedral for, uhm, Buta’s humanization ritual if I should say? So Buta and Jess hang out and talk about their journey. Jess insisting it is because of Buta that she made it this far and also vice versa. Jess then reveals a secret. That rista she used as a prayer was actually to wish for someone to accompany her to the capital as she was afraid to set off alone.

Episode 12
We see Jess praying so hard that she doesn’t want to go to the capital alone. So as Buta’s soul was floating about, he got caught up by Jess’ ‘magic’. It is also her wish that made him into a pig because if he was human, he might not come with her. Now she feels guilty about dragging him but also thankful that he did. So for half this episode, we see an emotional and mushy ‘argument’ between Buta and Jess. Buta wants Jess to take this chance and find her own happiness but Jess despite all that, prefers to be with him despite being an otaku virgin. Why is she making it hard for him? Well, did he not tell her it is okay to be selfish?! In the end, she realizes that he has granted her wish and now it is her turn to grant his. Since they still have time, they head down to town. Uhm, this is the royal town? Wow. It’s bigger than it looks! Sure, a few inhabitants but nothing peculiar. They had fun and at the end of the day, they return to Eavis who promises a swift and painless death for Buta. Jess is allowed to be with him till his final moments. Another round of tearful goodbyes :’(. The next thing Buta knows, he wakes up in hospital. Looks like he survived the food poisoning ordeal. Yeah, mom was really worried. He returns to his normal life although he felt part of his soul lost. Because of the poisoning, he failed to take his exam and has to repeat a year. Fearing his time at Mesteria would be nothing more than a dream, he started writing his adventures via online web novel. His final advice in the novel? Don’t eat pig liver raw! Always heat it up! Yeah. Roll credits! This novel of his garners a few fans and they would like to meet more and talk about it. As they do, they talk about the Mesteria adventures and our otaku virgin thought they were trying to add more fantasy garbage into the story. Until he realizes that they too returned from Mesteria! Hence the ‘mission’ now is to return to Mesteria! Will our otaku virgin miss this chance to see Jess? Let’s go back to Mesteria! In the end, we see a pig peeking out from a barn…

The B(e)acon Of Hope: Part Man, Part Pig, Full C(ham)pion!
Man, I hope they didn’t do it again. Oh you know, eating raw pig liver to food poison themselves and return to Mesteria! Holy sh*t! Is that the only way to return to Mesteria?! Maybe. Because I surmise that eating other uncooked foods may send you to other different worlds instead! But yeah, in the end, it is up to our interpretation whether Buta has returned to Mesteria along with his other friends. It is very likely but nothing conclusive. It could be just ordinary pigs in a barn. That’s all. Oink. Buhi.

If you think about it, the entire story is just one long draggy road trip of a pig and a female slave towards the capital. Of course, the intriguing thing that kept me interested throughout the season are the mysteries about the Yethma. We are given hints, tips and mostly speculation about this strange race of people and as more episode passes, the more my curiosity builds up about these maids that are sent to journey back to the royal capital they came from after reaching a certain age. Yeah, in that context, you could say that the tension was killing me was I was really dying to know the answers to all the questions and can’t wait for the next episode to come out. This somehow overshadows the drama and draggy pace of the journey and perhaps it was some successful psychological tactic to keep viewers like me hooked. Because otherwise I would have just scorned this series and called it absolutely a big bore. Even more so the ending doesn’t have a big twist (as I disappointingly expected it to have, like oh you know, Jess and Buta eloping and getting married!) and just one draggy sappy drama of goodbye between the girl and the pig.

However, if there was one thing that I irked me was the initial synopsis. You see, one reason why I was curious to take a look at this series was because the premise stating that our main character had turned into a pig in this isekai. He has to travel with a companion. The thing that caught my attention was that she wants to eat him! Whenever this happens, our piggy boy will use his quick wits to give excuses to get out from this situation! OMFG! This sounds a whole lot like some twisted comedy! Treating piggy on this journey like some emergency ration?! Sign me up! I gotta see this! And then it turns out it wasn’t that sort of comedy I thought it was to be and well, it’s a whole lot darker drama. So yeah, that synopsis really got my attention and although most sites have now changed and reflected the true story, I wonder if that initial plot was not worded well and led me to think so. I swore I could have imagined Jess as some sadistic glutton who can’t wait to sink her teeth into some pork meat. But now after watching her character, I find it real hard to imagine so! That can’t be Jess! Damn. And the title of the series turned out to be just a warning on what to do with raw pig liver, huh? Well, let’s hope in real life there won’t be any YouTube or TikTok challenges of eating raw pig liver! I can’t imagine the amount of dumb people popping up as a pig in Mesteria!

Anyway, back to the story. Because of the mystery and enigma surrounding the Yethma tribe and the royal capital, this would naturally had me form super dumb conspiracy theories. Oh you know, Yethma are actually androids and that is why they have to return to the capital to be retuned so that they can be sent out and repeat the same process all over again and again. This is why you can’t have sex with them because they don’t have sexual reproductive capabilities! Hey, this isn’t our world where sick people can even do it with a sex robot! As for why they can’t ride vehicles, uhm, maybe because they’re highly inflammable and will explode! Oh silly, carriages here are not gasoline driven, dummy! And so when the much needed revelation came in the penultimate episode, I have somewhat mixed feelings about everything. Whatever Buta has speculated mostly turned out to be true. I don’t know if I should feel disappointed or not because I thought and really expected the truth to be even more. Yeah, like my outlandish conspiracy theories. So it turns out Yethma are descendants of mages, blah, blah, blah… Well… Uhm… Okay… Feels a bit unsatisfactory but okay, I guess.

With such revelation, this also brings about a whole lot of questions. Because if successful Yethma who managed to get into the capital and become mothers for future Yethma, I’m thinking right here, are there a few Yethma inside the capital? I am saying this because although I am not sure how many Yethma are there currently, but there has to be a number of them. Because they make the journey when they turn 16 and if there are lots of Yethma hunters waiting for them, it has got to be a lucrative business seeing the success rate, right? So which means either there are quite a number of Yethma in the royal capital or there are a few of them but they become baby making machines and churn a few out each year. Thinning their numbers for competence seems to be a silly reason. Because at this point I am not sure if the king wants the race to continue its lineage or not. Sure, status quo on the current system but to avoid such dumb tragedy, why not just let the current few stay in the capital forever? They don’t have to send out the young ones anymore and they can in-breed and live happily with their tiny numbers. After all, nobody knows how to get in there, right? And the most mindboggling part, if males were killed at birth, how the f*ck does Eavis get a grandson?! Don’t tell me Sharvis is a cross-dresser! Maybe they allow only 1 male and any subsequent males get killed. All just to suppress magic and egoism. Yeah, what a strange world indeed.

Another thing I want to point out that sometimes this series feels like of the horror genre to me. There were at times that I caught myself being spooked at some of the events. For instance, those strange heckripon creatures. What the f*ck are those?! Did gremlins and llama had a love child together?! And I bet they don’t know what to call so what the heck… That’s it! Heck-ripon!!! Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, the way they stare with their big eyes and say nothing, does that not give you the creeps? Imagine those are surveillances for mages. WTF. Oh yeah, I guess it is better than the obvious drones or surveillance cameras! The other creepy and horror part is when Blaise’s prayers kept repeating like a broken record the first time Jess caught wind of her thoughts. I don’t know about you, that actually spooked me as I thought it was some ghost or something. Yikes. I hope I won’t have nightmares about it. I’m pretty sure I won’t because you’ll soon find out why… And of course some dark scenes in the forests that keep you on your toes as your mind starts to wander and think some sort of jump scare might happen. So far so good. Phew. My sanity still intact. Even when I saw Blaise’s gutted belly! And you thought she was going to give us perverts some fanservice and show her crotch! Hope you didn’t throw up, perverts!

This series has a few terminologies of its own although some I feel like are borrowed words. Oh you know, the most obvious ones are chabirone and rista. A chaperone is defined as a person who accompanies another. Guess which term they used it here? And doesn’t crystal and rista sound similar to each other? That’s right. And as pointed in my previous paragraph on how they arrived at the name heckripon, right?! As for Yethma, “Yes, ma!”. Holy sh*t just kidding. I just pulled that out from thin air.

Character wise, the entire series is about the dynamism between Buta and Jess. This is why the draggy drama and the road trip so as to also help flesh out their relationship. At the end of the series, you can definitely vouch that the duo are close enough and don’t want to be separated from each other. Sure, it was instant chemistry when they first met, when Buta first opened his eyes in this new world. But as they journey together, they get even closer, learn stuffs about each other and you will start to believe that they are just more than some master-servant or pet relationship. Both start to rely on each other a lot and trying to credit the other but at the same time being modest and all. In a way, making the whole drama somewhat a bit sappy. But I guess it’s okay since we’ve got a beautiful chick and his cheeky pig. I mean, Jess is such a nice and kind person that it feels really wasted to be your girlfriend! I suppose one of the ‘comical’ moments is when Buta starts talking about his perverted desires. He is after all some sort of perverted otaku. And then Jess won’t get offended but instead welcomed such deprave acts instead. Buta being the virgin and at least have some honour and pride, would just brush it off as a joke. A lot of their drama and interaction revolve around something like this. They could be a great manzai comedy duo in another world. Just saying. Yeah, remember Buta can dance! Show off those dancing chops and amazing combos once more!

There are not many other characters here so the only notable one is Naut. In short, this guy is just feeling guilty from his inability to save the Yethma he fell in love with. It’s like he is trying to repent for that and that is why he went on this journey. Of course Buta needed him for some protection. In a way, this journey gives him the much needed redemption he needs to get over Eise. What is done cannot be undone and the only way for him is to move forward. Might be his character since he is somewhat giving off that grumpy I’m-not-impressed looks most of the time. Sure, still bitter about the past but he is a good ally to Buta and Jess, enlightening them and providing them with many stuffs along the way. It was just weird and unceremonious after Buta and Jess got into the capital, he was like, gone. No longer needed so no need to stay anymore. Maybe this journey would also give him some experience because in the future when Ceres’ time has come, he will know what to prepare for. Lastly, Blaise. She was a gone case from the beginning and her very sombre demeanour serves as a reminder the tragic fate that befalls on all if not most Yethma. It’s a sad thing she lost her life and maybe this might start up my trauma as you will soon learn why…

While the art and animation are standard, somehow I feel that the female characters gave this one kind look. I don’t know if this is the trademark look for Yethma because all of them look like dolls. Sure, they look cute and all but the more I stare at them, the more doll-like they look. Sometimes it got me thinking that one of the reasons Yethma can communicate telepathically and read minds is to save animation effort! I know it is BS but with Jess being able to do so and our piggy boy doesn’t even have a mouth to animate, this makes animation a hell lot easier since they don’t have to animate mouth movements. Yeah, isn’t this piggy looking cute and like a darling too? As mentioned, heckripon look as strange and creepy as f*ck but oh well. If they were looking as cute as bunnies, I guess most of us won’t even notice cute boy Rossi. Sorry, piggy is the pet mascot! Also, there are some scenes that are quite dark and so it may be annoying to strain your eyes to see what is going on. This anime is done by Project No. 9 who other than animate loli animes, also did others like Jaku-Chara Tomozaki-kun, Otonari No Tenshi-sama Ni Itsunomanika Dame Ningen Ni Sareteita Ken and Mamahaha No Tsurego Ga Motokano Datta.

For the voice acting, Yoshitsugu Matsuoka is identifiable as Buta. So you know why I said Kirito is a pig in my opening statement, eh? A few other recognizable ones include Saori Hayami as Eise and Kikuko Inoue as Wyss. Of course the one that takes the cake is Mamiko Noto as Blaise!!!! OMFG!!! BANZAI MAMIKO NOTO-SAMA!!! Even if she sounds very subdued and weakened, I still love her voice. This is why I don’t get spooked by that broken recorder prayer moment. But hell they killed off her damn character so I’m going to go into that freaking trauma mode of mine again! WTF THEY KILLED OFF ANOTHER MAMIKO NOTO CHARACTER!!! NOOOOOO!!!! The other casts are Tomori Kusunoki as Jess (Annette in Spy Kyoushitsu), Kent Itou as Naut (Majima in My Home Hero), Miyu Tomita as Ceres (titular character in Gabriel Dropout) and Takaya Hashi as Eavis (Phoenix in Dekoboko Majo No Oyako Jijou). Holy f*ck, even Rossi got his own seiyuu, Shinya Takahashi (Kogure in Tokyo Ravens)?! Doggie doesn’t even speak…

The opening theme, Watashi Ga Waru Riyuu Wa by Asca is quite a lively anime pop. In a way, it feels it doesn’t fit the flow of this drama but I guess we need some positive vibes. As for the ending theme, Hitori Janai Yo by Myuk goes at a slower pace but has some hip hop elements and a bit dramatic. I guess it sounds pretty decent but it’s not something I would go crazy over. Jess fans can drool over her as the entire ending credits animation is on her. And some fabulous rainbow coloured fields… What…

I don’t know, it all seems suspicious that the final episode got delayed because one of the episodes got delayed during airing and hence pushing the final episode out of its actual timeslot. I’m saying this because as the season reaches its end, an announcement was made regarding the final volume of the light novel source which will be released somewhere in early 2024. While it was also stated that it was production issues causing the final episode delay, here I am thinking they might want to tweak and change how the ending will play out. Yeah, 1 more volume left so we’re not going to make another season just for it, right?! Maybe some extra OVA episodes but all I’m saying is that with the anime reaching this point, they don’t want to wander off too far from the original source so they are just waiting and see to get some ideas. Get what I’m saying? Of course just a speculation on my part but I can’t shake off this feeling. After all, I am assuming the entire series has adapted all the released volumes because it is endgame once they reached the royal capital, right? Unless you tell me this is all somewhere in the middle chapters.

Overall, an intriguing and fascinating series to follow but nothing that would break any new grounds. Just a long road trip drama and they add some mystery tropes to the theme, that’s all. Perhaps this entire series is about a girl and her pig but at this point I am not inclined to see just that. Imagine it could end up having the worst kind of ending because you know, Buta wakes back up in hospital and everything was all just a dream! JUST A DREAM!!! Uh huh. Almost had that! Yeah, we hate that kind of lazy writing. But it was the best dream he ever had so thank that nasty pig liver he ate that had him go on a date with a hot chick he would never have done so had he stayed in his world. To prove it was not all a dream, Jess gets reincarnated as his pet dog or cat or hamster in his world! Sorry, getting ahead of myself here. So yeah. This little piggy went to isekai, this little piggy went on a journey with a beautiful girl, this little piggy then died and went home. May I suggest having siu yuk (crispy roast pork belly) and char siu (BBQ pork) next time? Yum, this little piggy looking very delicious now!

Helck

21 April, 2024

Kill all humans! Ah yes, those who chant that are of the other races who get oppressed by them, right? Not exactly. The one who wants all humans dead is a human himself?! Talk about being the extreme hater of your own kind. This is what the initial premise of Helck reads. Despite his cheery personality and eternal smiling face, he seems to harbour deep hatred for his fellow men and has joined the ranks of the demons to eliminate his own kind. Of course a certain Demon Lord is suspicious if this is all a ruse to let their guard down. After all, it is those sneaky humans we are talking about. As she tries to uncover the mysteries of our titular character, she also discovers other puzzling mysteries and strange events that are starting to unfold. Who’d knew killing all humans would be such a complicated matter.

Episode 1
As narrated, a hero barged into a Demon Lord Thor’s castle and defeated him easily. Humans rejoiced. 3 months later, the demons are holding a tournament to find a Demon Lord replacement. Vermilio oversees this tournament with her assistant, Hon. All is proceeding well until she learns the hero, Helck is participating in this tournament and bulldozing his way through the competition! She blows her top but as Hon shows proof that Helck claims he hates humans and wants to destroy them! Maybe he is just tricking us to let our guard down? Nope, he signed a contract that will not allow any harm to anyone outside the tournament. Furthermore, Helck is popular with the crowd and shows great sportsmanship. Vermilio continues to be sceptical that Helck must have an ulterior motive. The final straw is that Helck’s stats are way stronger than all the competitors and thus favoured to win! So mad she explodes! There goes her castle. Blaming Hon, he wants a chance to redeem himself. Change the next round’s format. Uhm, making a house of cards? Make Helck’s deck extra slippery! All proceed as planned as Helck couldn’t stack his cards. Until he blows away everyone’s deck with his ultra concentration and finishes creating it! Uhm, isn’t that cheating? Sorry, rules didn’t say that. Worse, the competitors think the house of cards represent the Demon Lord’s castle and were supposed to protect it. Yeah, now they’re fighting each other! But Helck advances. No matter what competition are thrown in, Helck wins. Be it some chess game or sculpting or even a cooking show that Vermilio herself is the judge! Too delicious! Soon, Ista has report from her twin, Asta who was tasked to be a spy in the human world. It seems Helck is a wanted person and a criminal in his world for killing his brother, Cless who was the actual hero who took down Thor. Another thing to note, when Asta was on her covert mission, all the towns she went were void of any humans. Hon then comes in with a distress report. A swarm of knights with wings have defeated another castle of theirs. Their general sacrificed himself to evacuate the citizens. Vermilio knows this place is next and orders to beef up the barrier and prepare the army.

Episode 2
The next tournament is a horse race. Don’t worry, they have rigged Helck’s horse to be a meek cat! He definitely can’t win this, right? Vermilio has her reservations, though. So as the race begins and the contestants off to a great start, only Helck remains at the starting line because his cat is spooked. Helck then calms it down and reassures they can do it. And just like that, they’re back in the race. How? Helck running alongside his cat! Apparently it’s not against the rules so… Whatever obstacles thrown at them, he overcomes! Finally he zips past the frontrunners. Kenros is awed by Helck’s power and won’t lose out as he does the same. But it is Helck who wins by a whisker. Now he is even more popular. Vermilio is now distracted with reports of the winged knights. So far they have taken over Urum’s castle and have no plans on advancing here. One of the top elite demons, Azudra offers his opinion on the case. He suggests the final tournament to see whoever can reclaim that castle takes on the Demon Lord title. It will also test if Helck is willing to fight on their side by pitting him against the winged knights. Vermilio ones again remains doubtful. Because it will be worse if Helck turns against them. Not to worry, Azudra has created some ring that prevents competitors to harm each other. With that, Vermilio agrees to this finals but will also take part to keep watch on Helck. The finalists for this tournament are Helck, Kenros, Hyura and Dorshe. They will be helped by Anne from management who is of course Vermilio in disguise. Yeah, nobody could recognize her even with this simple getup. They think she was one of the referees in the tournament.

Episode 3
The gang make their way to the castle and has to fight lots of demonic creatures that are responsible in making the air in this demon realm toxic. This is why many cities hear have barriers unlike the human world which is so free from it all. As they rest at a stop, Vermilio continues to analyse Helck’s power. This journey hasn’t even wear him down at all and this definitely proves his hero strength. Hyura greatly suspects Anne is Vermilio and tells Kenros about it. Not that he cares about it. Then taking the underground route, more strange monsters to fight until one new world life form shows up. Helck decides to fight this one. They think he might finally draw the sword by his side. But oh well, he defeats it with his kick! And that sword of his is freaking short! Vermilio burns its body to be safe as she ponders if Helck knows about it seeing he defeated it so easily. Do such monsters pop up in the human realm too? As the gang is moments away from the castle, Vermilio reminisces how it was Azudra who introduced Helck to the tournament. When they first met, Helck went through all his traps like it was nothing. In fact, Azudra’s wounds came from accidentally stepping into his own traps! He noted without Helck’s strength, he would have actually died. It was then Azudra trusted Helck as he was different from any other humans he encountered. Vermilio is still suspicious, though. Reaching the castle, they see the winged knights waiting. Yeah, they’re being noisy so the knights start moving. Oh well, let the final begin. Hyura makes haste to take out the leader but she got her arm sliced off by him!

Episode 4
Helck identifies this leader as Edil because of the way he swings his sword. Edil recognizes Helck as he tells him about some awakening ritual. He suffered through it and saw many of his friends went through the same. If that was the case, he would’ve preferred to lose his personality. Even so, he is happy to have gone through this because now he is more powerful to fight demons. It will only be a matter of time when more are awakened and their plan is to invade the demon realm and prove that humans are no longer pushovers. Vermilio isn’t worried because these knights just awakened to their powers and all their combined strength still cannot match the hero’s. Yes, as long as Helck fights on the demon’s side, everything will be okay. More shocking revelations as Edil notes how many will awaken as heroes. Now this changes the game because if the knights grow to be as strong as Helck and even more, the demons are going to be in trouble. Hyura returns and slices off Edil’s wings. It seems she is okay since her clan has regenerative abilities. She let him cut her arm so as to let his guard down and then ambush when the time is right. When Hyura is about to kill a weakened Edil, Helck stops her. This makes Vermilio’s fears come true that he is still on the human’s side. Helck advises Hyura about killing the winged knights. Edil then mentions all this is just a distraction for some pathway to be created. The ground caves in as the demons find themselves before some teleportation stone. It seems the winged knights created a gate here via this. But now the spell has failed and it is going berserk. Dorshe’s barrier can only help protect them because the magic is going to absorb everything into it. Not sure about Vermilio’s plan but she is going to stop it from point blank. Anyway she failed and as Helck tries to rescue her, both get suck into the vortex. Next thing Vermilio knows, she’s in some nice tropical beach.

Episode 5
Vermilio wanders around the remote island until she stumbles into Helck finishing building a cabin with this green annoying birdie, Piwi. Well, he thinks it is better to have a base of operations until they figure things out. Vermilio is in a dilemma because seeing Helck is here, he is not a threat to the demon realm. But with him being persistent on going back there, this makes her panic. Meanwhile another panic is setting in back at the demon realm. Yes, it’s Azudra realizing Vermilio is missing. But don’t worry, he can use a spell to detect her location. Just need to use her hair. And so Vermilio is detected to be… It’s off the map! Where the heck is that?! Vermilio continues to ponder deep about Helck’s alliance. She really believes he is on the human’s side based on his actions but if so, why did he not kill her? Is she of use to him in some ways? In worst case scenario, she may have to fight him. Knowing she cannot defeat him, she’ll bring him down with him. However thoughts that he is too strong and might return, this means her death is wasted. Soon, Vermilio learns there is a small village nearby. Yeah, the occupants are weirdoes and it seems they are quite cautious of newcomers. Vermilio panics upon learning Helck is making a boat. Yeah, the axe break while chopping trees so he used his own hands! So did he manage to find where they are and where the demon realm is? Not really. He just wanted to make one so they can move out in an instant if they get such info. Parts of the beach contain sunken ruins of past civilizations so this makes Vermilio feel nostalgic. Soon an old man confronts them and he is not happy they have turned this island into their own playground.

Episode 6
The old man brings them somewhere and he looks like he is going to do something bad. But it turns out he and the rest of the villagers were putting on an act and they’re throwing them a surprise party! Scared you there, huh? So as they party, Vermilio wonders if they can get off this continent. However nobody knows the direction and perhaps only the great witch who lives atop the mountain does. But don’t bother to go see her since she erects a barrier. Don’t worry, she’ll come down in a few days. Vermilio asks Helck why he saved her then. Because she is his friend. He further explains how his old human friends have become his enemies. He now hates them for he has a score to settle. That is why he will fight against them without hesitation. You see, when humans awakened like those winged knights. They no longer become humans and are just tools for the human king. They’ll commit mass murders and he must stop it. Humans are a blight on this world that mustn’t exist. Back at Hyura’s side, they’re having it tough since more winged knights reinforcements show up. There are a few who can talk and these already have high awakening rate as they badmouth the demons. The demons are about to meet their doom but thanks to Ista and Hon come to their assistance. They help them escape but are soon surrounded. Don’t worry, they brought along a one man army: Azudra! Azudra warns them to leave as he doesn’t want to fight them. They laugh it all as he continues about coexistence between all the races. It is not nonsense as a very long time ago, all races used to live harmoniously together until they broke up and started fighting each other. Of course they don’t believe and attack since it is an order given by their king. Also, it’ll be a waste not to use such gifted powers. Well, they’ve been warned. Azudra easily captures them all with his tree roots. They think he is the Demon Lord they must defeat but Azudra only points out he is one of the generals.

Episode 7
Azudra continues to be merciful and hopes they make the right choice. However other winged knights kill their own comrades before disappearing. Even the last winged knight kills himself and claims as heroes they will be reborn again. Asta has snuck into the palace and stumbles into the chamber of the human king. She sees all the winged knights resurrecting as the human king orders the quick extermination of the demons. Asta then reports back to Ista about this and it confirms the fact the killed winged knights are being resurrected. Azudra then holds a strategy meeting with the rest as he talks about the humans being the weakest race to exist in the world. However if all of them awakens as a hero, they will surpass the rank of SSS threat. Killing something that resurrects is a waste of time and in the end, the demons will be eliminated and a whole new world will be born. But Azudra knows a way to stop the resurrection and that is to kill the human king. He has lived long enough to know such things, especially this resurrection spell works similarly to the contract he put on contestants in the tournament. Only, it is more powerful. But can a mere human hold such a spell? The human king may be a different type like a hero but first they need to shore up their defence. As the humans will be marching here again, they need to retake their castle strongholds before despatching their elite to despatch the human king. Azudra then heads to the teleportation stone. He uses all his strength and magic to open a tiny hole for a very short while just to send a few items as hints to Vermilio on how to get back. Unfortunately, Piwi picks it up and then uses it as firewood fodder for Vermilio’s cooking.

Episode 8
Vermilio learns the witch has come down. But as she rushes to see her, looks like she has already gone back up! Oh my, blaming yourself for being too slow? Luckily the village chief told her about their predicament so she nullified the barrier and they can visit her anytime. So as they go see her, the witch is willing to cooperate and tells them the direction of where they need to go. She even advises them in stocking up on rations and some other stuffs to make the boat sturdier because the journey across the ocean will be perilous. They also need some weird deer creature to navigate the fog. You mean, the one Vermilio (or rather Helck) caught the other day? Yup. That one. Vermilio then talks privately to the witch and wonders if she is a member of the empire as she looks different from the rest of the villagers and she knows what they need when they didn’t even tell her. The witch doesn’t say much but changes the subject about Helck whom Vermilio must be very cautious. He might be her ally right now but it could change since she could sense very dark emotions inside him. Personally, I think the witch is related to Vermilio like her mom or sister because notice how similar they look?! And soon, Vermilio and Helck leave the island. But wait. What’s this? Piwi is coming with them? Vermilio isn’t impressed and wants this little pipsqueak to go back but it begs to tag along. Apparently a letter from the witch to take Piwi along because it can prove useful in dangerous situations as its body is very durable and won’t die easily. So welcome aboard? The sea journey continues until they stumble upon this Kraken.

Episode 9
Helck fights it and goes down! Poor Vermilio laments they’re this close to the continent and he’s dead… NOT! WTF he is waiting on the shore for them instead of going back to the ship? Vermilio is a fool to think something of that calibre could kill him. She chides and bans him from doing anything risky again but also thanks him for saving her. Suddenly they are surrounded by weak and reluctant soldiers from Erille? They are rounded up and brought back to their nation where it seems everyone is suffering in poverty. They are told it wasn’t always like this. They were a peaceful and thriving nation until the Tothman tribe came to enslave them. Because of their weird super strength, their few numbers was enough to turn them all into their slaves. The princess is not amused her guards stoop this low to bring adventurers outside their kind as extra slaves for Tothman. She orders them to be freed and apologizes for the insolence. Soon, Tothman tribe is here. Looks like the king is bored and wants to go conquer nations and they will be their soldiers. The princess pleads it isn’t part of the deal but he tells her to STFU and continues to abuse her. At this point, Helck and Vermilio won’t sit back and do nothing. Helck slaps away the Tothman guards while Vermilio uses her flame to burn them. The king decides to kill Helck himself. He thought his punch did the job but Helck is still standing. Are you not surprised? He continues to land successive punches but it is all nothing to Helck. One Punch Helck is enough to send this guy to his defeat. Helck tells him to free these people and never return here again. However he cannot accept this loss and suddenly his power starts bursting out of control. Now he is a true despicable monster.

Episode 10
Obviously we know Helck isn’t going to lose this one, right? Eventually the Tothman king succumbs to his own strength and dies. Vermilio feels conflicted because such strength of Tothman would not even pose a threat to her but yet she felt scared. The Tothman subordinates then thank Helck and leave. With the curse broken, the Erille side revert to their true form. Piggy people? As thanks, they celebrate the whole night and will pass down their names for generations. Next day they leave for the next town but is told by a traveller that both are destroyed in a war with a neighbouring country. Then in the next town, they need to get a map but the seller obviously jacks up the price. Where to get money? Yeah, this convenient cooking contest! One of the main competitors, Mr Ajikaba, doesn’t he look like a familiar retro cooking anime character?! No surprises because in the end, Helck wins. Ajikaba is impressed and gives him his recipe book while he will go on a journey to train himself better. Finally the get the map and now know where to go next. But they are warned by a troubadour, Iris not to go in that direction because there lies those ruined kingdoms and some warrior of darkness prowling the area. Nobody has come back alive from there.

Episode 11
Thanks for the warning but Vermilio doesn’t have the luxury of time to take a detour. Besides, nothing can beat Helck, right? So when they arrive at that said ruins, Vermilio feels a fearful shiver down her spine. It’s like that same aura from Tothman. Helck goes to fight it and it seems the dark warrior can fight on par. Oh no. Helck given a run for his money? How can he fight a creature that is so strong and fast? It can regenerate too? At this rate, Helck might lose since he is taking on some damage. Vermilio tries to help but even her most powerful attack doesn’t work. Helck then returns and looks like he is even more savage. He gives this dark warrior a beat down as Vermilio remembers the witch’s warning about Helck. The man who bottled up all his negative energy may be her ally now but he will bring about a great calamity. Suddenly Piwi pops up and starts singing and calms the dark warrior down. Apparently Iris told it to sing this song. So why didn’t it start singing from the start?! Then they follow him walk into some building. He starts talking that all they wanted was peace. But when their loved ones started getting killed, the people flew into rage and went to war. It grew so large and desperate that the knights started using some dark hex to boost their strength. Although it ended the war, it came with a great price as they turned into insane monsters and destroyed everything. It was no different for this guy but he managed to keep his sanity because of his will to protect something. Thanks to them, he is now freed from the curse. He gives Helck his sword as atonement and hopes he won’t end up in the same path as him. His final request is to sing that song. Iris is here to sing it as she is overcome with emotion that her brother is now freed. She tells him how he saved her and the few others that survived but laments she should’ve saved him sooner. Helck and Vermilio let the siblings bet as they continue their journey.

Episode 12
We take a look how our demons are faring. So far, they are more than capable to fend off the pesky winged knights each time they resurrect and return. Hyura has defeated Edil for the umpteenth time. Of course the concern grows that the knights level up each time and once they reach their full hero potential, can they still defend their place? Asta continues to spy. She notices the winged knights arguing among themselves for their consecutive losses. However she hears them say something about their goal isn’t winning. Because of their sharper senses, she is forced to hide as they can now sense an intruder. Azudra is ecstatic that he can finally locate Vermilio. This means she is back in the continent. He is thinking of sending a rescue party to get her. He also talks about Helck’s potential and threats as well as the trust level in him. Now we return to Vermilio and Helck. Just dispose of a giant sandworm. Nothing much. They camp for the night as Helck needs to talk to her. He shows her his short sword which used to be long. Named Hero Killer, it is what its name implies. Although it has broken off, it still has enough magic to kill a hero. He wants to give it to her and if it is necessary, kill him with it. Vermilio wants him to hold his horses. She thinks it is about the trust issue. At first she didn’t trust him but he has proven himself along the way so now she does. That’s why she refuses to accept this weapon. He thanks her and is going to tell his story. Once done, he hopes she will reconsider and do him a favour.

Episode 13
Helck and Cless were survivors of a village destroyed by monsters. They headed to the capital thinking life would be better there. They didn’t count on the bullying from nobles but Helck is more than happy to turn their beatings to him rather than Cless. It seems Helck can heal himself although at that point he didn’t know he had his hero powers awakened. Heck, it could have already awakened when he was born. As long as he could keep Cless safe, that was all that matters to Helck. They can’t leave the capital as monster attacks were frequent. They will only do so once they’re stronger and have more money. But one day Cless fell ill and no doctors wanted to treat a kid from the slums. Just when all hope was lost, a girl named Shalamy called her father, Rafaed to take him back to treat him with his doctor, Mikaros. Thanks to his kindness, Cless was saved and it didn’t matter if he was noble or not. Helck was grateful to him from the bottom of his heart. For the next 15 years, they stayed under him and the bullying became lesser. Even if life was better, something still bugged Cless. Those people in the slums were still suffering from discrimination. Hence he wanted to be a soldier like Rafaed to kill all the monsters. This in turn will ease up everyone’s tensions. From that day, Cless trained hard until he joined the military when he turned 16. By 18, he became a respectable captain of his own squad. While his name is now popular with the people, Rafaed talks to Helck about Cless who could be the kingdom’s saviour. He also notes of Helck’s power that could be on par with Cless and could use another help but Helck dismisses it and prefers to do construction and repair work. One day, Cless told Helck he will be away for a while to subjugate some tough monsters. Helck will be waiting and throwing him a party. That party never happened.

Episode 14
With Cless away, monster attacks have become more frequent. The kingdom called upon a military draft in which Helck was enlisted along with Edil. After many battles, Helck returned with Edil to his hometown. It was being ravaged by monsters. Luckily a group of mercenaries led by Alicia already evacuated the people and had begun exterminating the monsters. Helck and Edil help out until the town was rid of them. Because of the constant outbreaks, both form an agreement to help each other to fight off the monsters. This went on for 4 months as Alicia observes Helck’s incredible strength and regenerative abilities. He doesn’t even fight with a weapon so in a way it makes Alicia feel a bit down since she is from a line of heroes who has been exterminating demons. Soon, humans wrongly believed the horde of monsters were unleashed by demons and thus Cless was assigned to lead an expedition to slay the Demon Lord Thor. He was successful and the whole kingdom erupted in joy. However Cless has been fatally wounded and poisoned. He was barely hanging onto his life. Even then, Helck didn’t blame the people who were still wildly celebrating, unknown of Cless’ condition. After all, peace has finally come after so much suffering. But the monster attacks never let up. Hence the people started questioning if Cless’ side actually defeated the Demon Lord although his comrades assured they saw with their own eyes his downfall. Even so, the people demanded to be protected despite knowing Cless is not fit to fight. Helck’s only solution was to go defeat the Demon Lord himself as there is a possibility he may have revived.

Episode 15
As Helck arrives at the ruins, he thought Azudra is the Demon Lord. Azudra mistakes him to be Cless and attacks him out of fear. Helck deflects all his attacks and asks why he sent monsters to attack them. Azudra mentions the demons did not send monsters and they were born from the land. In fact, demons don’t want to wage war on humans and this place used to have power and prevented monsters from spawning. There is also a grave in which fallen demons lie and Azudra tends to them. Despite demons have overwhelming power than humans, they did not because they believe of forging ties with humans one day. Also to note, Thor was more of a pacifist and would prefer to make peace rather than fight. Azudra then gives him the invitation for the next Demon Lord tournament. Once a new Demon Lord is chosen, things will be far better. Helck returns in hopes to tell his fellow humans the truth. But outside the gates, lots of monster and human casualties. Learning from his mercenary friends, the nobles forced them to fight and locked them out. Many died. Then in town, Helck sees the crowd throwing stones at captured demons. Helck tries to stop them but it seems none will listen and even accuses him of being a transgressor. Then Rafaed comes by and warns him not to be deceived by demons as they are cunning. Because now those captured demons turn into monsters and run rampage. Thanks to other heroes saving the day. Helck is confused, did Azudra lie to him? Soon, Rafaed announces a new secret weapon that humans could tap into the hero powers. They will use this to wipe out demons. As Helck frets about this, his mercenary pals think of letting Helck be alone to date Alicia (obviously she has a crush on him). But he thinks it is to tell her the truth. Can he be more ambiguous in asking her out? Oh, he also asks Edil to join in? But soon one of Cless’ men, Zeruzeon comes in to seek Helck’s help.

Episode 16
Zeruzeon reveals those new heroes are actually felons. Their bodies were frail before they were awakened. They used some spell to awaken all the superhuman abilities but the risk is that they lose their minds and become merely puppets who will only obey the spell caster. But the bigger plan is to turn all citizens other than nobles into such at the same time and hence turning this kingdom into one of nobles only. Of course Zeruzeon and some opposed this plan and to Helck’s shock, this plan is devised by Mikaros and even Rafaed approves of it. Zeruzeon notes that they only need to take down the spell caster to stop this madness. Thankfully there are only 2 powerful people enough to play such role: The king and Cless. Hence this plan isn’t just to save the kingdom but Cless who is his best friend as well. That is why Zeruzeon pleads for Helck’s help after he heard of his unbelievable achievements. Obviously Helck is on board with this. Alicia wants in on this too since she won’t let him shoulder the burden alone. That night as Zeruzeon has some of the people cause a ruckus outside the castle, with guards dealing with it, Zeruzeon leads Helck and co deep into the castle. They arrive in the room where they see unconscious Cless ahead. But their arrival is expected by Mikaros. The senate continues to vouch that their actions are right and they should be thankful for letting them upgrade their bodies and serve them for eternity. With the king showing up, he orders them to kneel and as traitors, take their own lives. However Helck is only not effected and his words break his comrades free. That is when the king orders Cless to kill Helck. Helck tries to wake up his brother but he keeps attacking. Mikaros reveals he was searching for a person with such power for a long time. The first time he met and treated Cless, it was like God sent a miracle as he noticed such powers. But because of his weak state, he needed Cless to train up to withstand his spell in the future. Now all that effort has come to fruition. So either Helck kills his brother to stop his plans but that’s not possible, right? Well, surprisingly Alicia slashes Cless. Because of her special hero slayer sword, this stops Cless dead in his tracks. But Mikaros takes advantage of this revelation as he steals Alicia’s sword and cuts down Helck.

Episode 17
Mikaros invites Helck to join his side so they can change the world. But Helck is not going to do it at the expense of innocent people so, sorry. Mikaros is going to get rid of a weakened Helck but Cless breaks free from his spell to kill him. Then as the king is trying to give new orders, Cless throws his sword at his head! But even so, the king continues to order Cless to kill Helck. All Cless could do is apologize to his brother and kills himself! As Helck is in shock, the nobles start to badmouth Cless as garbage. This makes Helck sick as he suddenly permeates deadly aura that scares the sh*t out of everyone. At boiling point rage, he is going to kill those selfish motherf*ckers when Alicia suddenly hugs him. She apologizes her sword caused him pain and trouble. Helck passes out as the rest try to stave off the soldiers. Cless wakes up from a nightmare that Cless is dead. Only, it is reality. He emerges from the cave and a couple of bounty hunters are here to take his head as the king put a bounty on this traitor. As Helck wallows in despair that he was useless, couldn’t do the right things when it mattered most, blaming this whole mess upon himself, those hunters then mention something about his friends are still alive. Only because they’re going to be executed later. This gives Helck the much needed hope and motivation to pick himself up. No time to mope. There is still hope as he makes his way.

Episode 18
Helck busts his way through all the bounty hunters as he slowly remembers his friends risked their lives to have him escape and let him rest in that cave. Helck is unstoppable and not even the special soldiers can do anything about it. Meanwhile Alicia is about to be executed in public. But the executioner misses in beheading her. Why? He felt a cold chill of aura and soon everyone feels the same. It is Helck. Oh boy, he is mad! He grabs the noble who organizes this and accuses him for everything. But then he starts to blame the people and in turn the people blame him back. Helck has had it so he goes to rescue Alicia and wants them to escape and live in the demon realm where they will have better chances. As they leave, Rafaed talks to him one last time. He praises Helck for all that he has done via his sheer iron will but nothing can stop the awakening now. It seems snow is the trigger? Yeah, everyone starts to change into that hideous form. Not sure what Rafaed explains about everyone having that hidden potential and only rare ones like Helck and Cless can bring it out and control them naturally. He tells Helck to leave the place or he will have to fight enemies that were once his friends. Helck is in despair since Cless died for nothing. WHY THE F*CK IS CLESS RUNNING STRAIGHT IN THE SNOW?! SHOULD HE NOT TAKE SHELTER IN AT LEAST INSIDE A BUILDING?! I guess it is for some last moments of Alicia drama as she wants him to kill her before she turns into an unrecognizable abomination. Helck will not do it and wants her to promise not to give up. In that case, she has a final request of him: Always keep smiling. It’s the thing she likes about him best. Even she ends up fighting him one day, perhaps seeing his smile will hopefully make her remember to try her best.

Episode 19
Helck refuses to kill Alicia. How the f*ck is he going to stop the snow?! Then he stumbles into Zeruzeon. He has awakened and truly relishes with his newfound powers. At first he thought of going to kill the king but realizes that doing so will have everyone go berserk because nobody to control. Helck is mad to see Mikaros still alive. But what makes him even more infuriating is that Mikaros is using Cless’ corpse and turn it into some hideous form to continue this farce. Helck won’t forgive this bastard and tries to kill him. Noting he is still powerful, Mikaros can’t fight him yet and will have him teleport away using Cless’ new power. Helck ended up in the demon realm and got lost. Kenros picked him up and brought him back to his village. Despite Helck telling the truth, the demons didn’t care and treated him well. This is also why Helck has been fighting not because to free his friends but to keep everyone else safe. With the awakened humans, they have obtained powers that are far more dangerous imaginable. Now they have the power to resurrect after being killed and that was why he stopped Hyura from killing one. Because the only one who has the power to kill humans is himself. That is, if he continues to remain sane. But if he were to go insane, that is where Vermilio comes in as he wants her to kill him with this broken Hero Killer sword. Before Vermilio answers, she admits her lie that she is not Anne and reveals who she is. Because she also swears to protect, she wants Helck to promise to fight not with death in mind. With that, she agrees to hold the sword. Long flashback over so now they resume their journey. After a long train ride, they continue by foot. They stumble into an old guy explaining about a dreadful monster that has been destroying their village and taking lives. Uhm, you mean the monster they just killed?! He thought they were lying but seeing it is true, IT’S PARTY TIME! Soon, Harpey from the search and rescue team finds Vermilio. Azudra sent her on this mission to hand her a message. Azudra needs them to head to the southern part of the human realm instead of coming back. Since this is where they are going, Vermilio realizes Azudra’s plan. It seems Azudra’s side will continue to fend off the invading humans. This is all a diversion because Vermilio and Helck will be the ones who will kill the human king.

Episode 20
The winged knights continue to attack as the demons continue to defend. The former still lose but before the demons could capture them, they are killed off to restart the resurrection. We also see Azudra discussing with Hon and Ista about why he put forth this risky plan. Despite he has other backup plans, this is the best. He also throws caution about the humans doing this. They are weak even when awakened. Definitely not enough to defeat Helck. This begs the question if there is another human as powerful as Helck and controlling all this. For now, he believes they shouldn’t be making any moves and might obtain new info. Now we shift to Asta who continues to do her spy mission. It is thanks to those low level winged knights who are just freaking dumb and like zombies, Asta could easily hide and get away despite their sheer numbers all over the place. She also uses various spy tools but as explained, they don’t really work because Asta already naturally has those skills so these tools are just psychological. Asta almost got busted when a winged knight goes berserk, blasting her into the place where Cless is. She escapes through a crevice and continues to wander. She stumbles upon a secret library. She thought it is a good place to hide but she got locked out and couldn’t go back in. Searching for a new place to hide, she stumbles into a room where it seems Shalamy has been held captive. Asta finds it odd she is not awakened like the rest and it seems Shalamy is lonely and wants company to talk as all the people she know have gone away. The only person she has talked to is her father. Asta joins her over tea and listens to her talk about a certain pair of brothers and those fun days.

Episode 21
Zeruzeon leads his winged knights to attack the castle belonging to Demon Lord Shin. However they anticipated their ambush. Zeruzeon is not fazed since monsters are also popping up so the demons have another thing to worry about. Of course this was all coordinated by Mikaros as he planted some groundwork to have the monsters spawn here in the future. With Azudra’s forces showing up, you think the demons have won. However as noted by Zeruzeon, this is all going as planned because this attack is just a diversion. Mikaros is leading his side to storm Thor’s castle to obtain its barrier stone. Mikaros is having a cakewalk beating all the lowly demons. He meets his match with Hyura. Since he has no time to waste, he lets Edil deal with her. As he is about to take the barrier stone, he is suddenly ambushed by Azudra. So the one back at Shin’s castle was just a demon a disguise. Azudra realizes Mikaros has a powerful magic that can easily teleport, powers that are even near impossible for demons. Even more so, a power that could manipulate the new world. He deduces it was him who killed Thor and Urum. Azudra seems to know the trick behind Mikaros’ regeneration and the reason he can’t just kill himself to revive. Mikaros remembers those old days when humans were in power and had the numbers. Always engaging in never ending wars, one warrior who stood out from the rest was Azudra. He mowed down heroes from the kingdoms with ease. He was like a demon literally. Mikaros then was a lowly soldier as he watched his comrades get slain by him. Fearing for his life, he pretended to be dead among his comrades’ corpses. Somehow his body acclimated to the poison in the demon realm and awakened his true power which is the same as Azudra: Eternal youth. Mikaros claims he is doing this not out of revenge but to create a new world. This means destroying the current one. For 1500 years, he roamed across the land to learn all kinds of magic and spells. Now he wants to free himself from his past trauma since Azudra’s presence has no longer strike fear in him. Azudra intended to capture and interrogate him but changes his mind to kill him.

Episode 22
Edil continues fighting Hyura. However it seems his personality is switching back and forth. On one hand he is happy to fight her but on the other, he feels he must remain loyal to the king. Hyura wonders if he is breaking free of the king’s spell. Asta feels bad for Shalamy since she is stuck in here and has no idea about the current events. Since Asta wants to see the king, Shalamy is willing to take her there as long as she is brought along. She is tired of being sheltered. Along the way, Shalamy shows her a secret. It seems she has this power to spread other powers. So like those snow? When they enter the king’s chamber, the king immediately attacks Asta and even mind controls Shalamy to do the same. The farce is stopped by Rafaed who warns this fallen king not to use this spell on Shalamy unless ordered to. Asta tries to attack the king but Rafaed blocks her before winged knights restrain her. Rafaed explains it is thanks to the king that the current humans are all docile. Without him, all would’ve become monsters of death and destruction. This means by killing the king, they would bring forth a greater disaster. Mikaros and Azudra’s fight continues as the former explain once the king’s spell is broken, the power of the new world will take over and all the humans will become those hideous monsters. These humans are those who failed to become proper heroes. Mikaros notes he is not strong to beat Azudra but at the same time he cannot best this army of monsters which are now awakening. Azudra orders Hon to evacuate everyone while he uses his last ounce of strength to restrain all the monsters. Edil saves Hyura from certain death. Oddly, he feels he doesn’t hate her as much as before and now understands what Helck means about achieving peace. Edil is attacked by Mikaros who congratulates him from freeing from the king’s spell. He thought humans who retained their personalities after awakening would be a good asset. Now he changes his mind. They all should be mindless monsters. He breaks Edil’s mind with his spell to turn him into a true monster. Edil saves Hyura one last time before he heads towards Azudra, all part of Mikaros plan to take him down. Mikaros knows Azudra is counting on Helck to save the day. But he too despite being the ultimate awakened being is human. Once he faces the ultimate despair, he will fall slave to his own power.

Episode 23
Vermilio discusses with Helck about Azudra’s plan. At the southern border of the human realm, they have made a base there. Arriving there means reaching the human realm is just a stone throw’s away and they could save time. Although she is confident their strength will be able to defeat the human king, the real battle comes after that since they have to defeat all the mutated humans. Vermilio assures her power is good enough to take down hordes of enemies. So leave the winged knights to her and he can concentrate on fighting Mikaros and the king. Next day as they make their way to the base, a fellow search and rescue member collapses before them. She is injured and claims winged knights have attacked them in droves. Vermilio deduces they have come for Helck since they fear his power. This makes her worry about everything but realizes she is a fool to do because it’s Helck we’re talking about. She is supposed to support him. Helck and Vermilio head towards the base and leave Harpey and Piwi to treat the injured. We see Mikaros slowly generating in his base as he talks about Rafaed about Helck will be a far greater threat than Azudra if they get careless with him. Mikaros also knows where Helck is because on that day when he showed himself to fight him, it was on purpose to take a piece of his hair, flesh or whatever. This enables him to use some high level magic to track where he is. He leaves it to Rafaed to deal with Helck as he continues to regenerate. Hence Rafaed is here at this base, killing all demons and taking no prisoners in his bid to find Helck. It won’t be long before he shows up. Rafaed tells him straight up he is here to kill him since he is in the way of their plans. However if he walks away from this, he will not kill him and nobody will blame him. Go live your life far away in some remote place for the rest of his life peacefully. Obviously Helck refuses to do that and so the battle begins. Vermilio fights Rafaed and believes he doesn’t know the real Helck. He is stronger than he think he is. But soon Helck is confronted with a very familiar winged knight.

Episode 24
As Rafaed fights Vermilio, he tells her she doesn’t know the deep pain and suffering Helck has gone through. He believes this will relief Helck from all his pain. Obviously that winged knight is Alicia and Helck continues to put up his smile. But his aura of despair is so great, it brings other lesser winged knights to their knees. OMG is this like One Piece’s Haki or something? It is believed Helck will kill her and this makes Vermilio heart sink as she realizes the very important thing. She cannot stomach killing her own friends and the nagging feeling of hers wasn’t her concern over Helck. As one who puts others before himself, she is ashamed she never put himself in his shoes. It isn’t killing humans that Helck actually wants. She also realizes telling him to come stay in the demon realm was wrong. What she should have said to him then was they should find a way to save humans! Vermilio screams this to Helck as she also mentions about their travels where they witnessed all sorts of crazy stuffs. That is why they will resist and fight back. This time he is not alone. She is with him. Rafaed tries to rain on her parade, claiming those transformed are impossible to revert back. But she tells him to STFU because there’s no proof of that. You won’t know until you try. When Rafaed mentions Azudra has died in the attack, Vermilio calls his bluff. He has known Azudra for so long that he likes to pull off this crap so many times! He might not have Helck’s super body or regenerative abilities but he somehow always comes back from the dead! Speaking of him, we see him recuperating and alive. Surprisingly Rafaed withdraws from this fight. No point arguing with idiots. They will see for themselves how everything they do will be futile. Helck thanks Vermilio for giving him the courage because now he too wants to save his friends. Now their plan is to head to Shin’s castle to meet up with Azudra. Azudra receives report of Vermilio’s return and also her letter of her plan to save humans.

What The Helck?!
Uhm… Eh? Is that it? Are they missing an episode or something? Oh, I just checked and that is how they ended. Well, shucks. Not the most intense of cliff-hangers but I guess this means a change in goal. Saving all humans instead of killing them would be the best true happy ending for everyone, right? Imagine Helck killing all his fellow homo sapiens and being the last human species in this world. Definitely that wouldn’t bring in any smiles and would just aggravate his despair. Yeah, at least Helck looks slightly better now. No more that stupid smile on his face and this new face that shows a huge relief makes Helck look better and more believable than before.

Looking back at the entire season, personally I feel the whole story was just draggy and longwinded. Having 2 cours, I thought it would be boring if the entire series was going to be about Vermilio trying to suspect Helck and expose him but whatever plans of hers will backfire because Helck being Helck. There. Slapstick comedy all the way. But fortunately it didn’t turn out that way. Instead, the Demon Lord competition was cut short with the intrusion of the winged knights. After blasting Vermilio and Helck to a faraway land, then the story starts to become draggy. Well, it looked like some sort of long journey and road trip home. And then of course the obligatory long flashback to flesh out Helck’s history and circumstances which eat up approximately a quarter of the entire series. Wow. Such huge tragedy. And finally, the big finale boss fight that we’ve been waiting for… DID NOT HAPPEN! Oh man. Sometimes I wonder if the entire 2 cours just wasted our time. Even more so, each episode starts off with a short recap of what happened previously. I don’t know, is our memories that short that such is needed? Or just to fill up some time?

Since I am dissatisfied at how the anime ended in such a way, I did a quick (AKA lazy) check over the internet and found that the manga had already ended quite a while ago. Yeah, that is back in 2017! Way before a certain pandemic hit our shores! Not sure why it took them 6 years to animate or the producers just dug up and saw this title that was never animated before and decided to take up the challenge. Well, I guess it’s better than Hoshi No Samidare. Yeah, that manga ended in 2010 and the anime adaptation came out 12 years later! Anyway… The thing is, when I checked where the anime ended, it was the penultimate volume in the manga. This means 1 more volume left to go. Oh my. So are they going to give everyone some anxiety jitters if the final adaptation will be a single cour or OVA format? Or will it ever come?! Yeah, what a way to end the anime like that. My guess it is to get people hyped up to look forward for the ending and those who are impatient and want to know what happened will rush to find the manga. Great advertising tactic in this context. Me? Oh you know me. I’m willing to wait till kingdom come… In hindsight, maybe where the anime ended is for the best. Because it shows they’re not rushing things.

For our titular character Helck, obviously there is more than meets the eye to this guy. Always smiling and always strong that it puts him on par with all those overpowered characters of the isekai genre! We have a better understanding after watching his flashback and it shows that no matter how strong Helck has been portrayed, he is still flawed in so many ways especially the deep darkness that lurks inside his heart. So it’s like this happy persona is like a seal to prevent himself from losing his mind? Perhaps. He is so strong that he can do anything he wants and nobody could best him, making his actions look comical and perhaps trying to let our guard down and make us think he is a comical buffoon. In a way, yes and no. Helck is just being Helck. Initially just a simple man with simple needs, he got dragged into this complicated mess just because some humans are dicks. In some ways I can resonate and support his kill-all-humans motto! The only trivial thing bugging me is how they named him so. Is a combination of hell and heck? The creator got stumped in naming him so what the hell or what the heck… Yeah, just combined both! Just kidding…

Then there is Helck’s travelling companion, Vermilio. She started out as one who is very sceptical of Helck. Because of that, there is this weird dynamism between them. Helck does something incredulous and this makes Vermilio go into some comeback mode. I swear if this was another parallel world, the duo would’ve made it big as a manzai comedian. I mentioned about their road trip and journey home. While it may look like random fillers, I suppose travelling together helps Vermilio understand Helck better. And then after he tells his full story, we can see the obvious changes in her and one who is now fully behind Helck’s back. The thing that she is questioning now is the trust in her own self. After all that they have been through and seen, if all that does not change Vermilio, she wouldn’t be worthy of the Demon Lord title. But sorry, no Helck x Vermilio romance of any sort! Yeah, Edil x Hyura romance seems more plausible! Now that she has got her confident back, nothing else will stop her from achieving her goal. Not even Helck. The irony that a demon is the one who gave the hopeful idea of saving humans.

I thought Piwi would be the trump card AKA plot convenience in the end or something but I guess I was wrong. At least as far as this adapted anime is concern. I thought this little green bird is going to be more than just a cute annoying kiwi as well as the series’ pet mascot. Oh you know, Piwi could be the secret weapon that could save all humans! Remember how his singing calmed and saved a soul? Yeah. That. However nothing came of it in the end and hence Piwi is just a green annoying thingy that is seemingly having fun at his own pace but I can’t bring myself to hate it because it’s just too cute! GRRR!!! And here I thought Piwi could be revealed to be Vermilio’s long lost sister or something! What the heck?! Piwi isn’t the biggest mystery because I still keep thinking the bigger mystery is that witch. I still believe she is related to Vermilio. Otherwise, how does she know so much? Having such questions unanswered as the series ends is definitely disappointing.

As for the other characters, it feels like they are barely there. Especially the demons who are generally the nicest race ever at least in this anime. Yeah, makes you wonder if they messed up the naming terminology here because humans are the real demons while the demons are more humans in nature. Anyway, from the usual pack I surmise, Azudra looks like your goofy idiotic level that is perhaps on par like Helck. Of course as we have seen, this guy is also as powerful and perhaps he is only playing the joker to hide his strength. After all, we see him being like a simp for Vermilio and no matter how true that is, it doesn’t hide the fact that he is a powerful and good demon guy. Or maybe he is also straight up an idiot. Who says you can’t be both respectable and an idiot at the same time? The rest aren’t so significant like Hon just playing the assistant role, Asta stuck in her spying mission, Ista existing only as a communication tool for Asta, Kenros a very laidback and fun guy, Dorshe the gentle giant and Hyura probably the only very serious one among this pack but don’t let her scary looks fool you. She is still as caring as her fellow demons.

Now onto the humans’ side, it is strange that all humans have this hidden ability to awaken. It’s like they’re some sort of special race. At least as far as this anime is concerned. I have my suspicions that the king is dead because he just doesn’t move. I mean, anybody can play ventriloquist and make him speak, right? My suspicions would be on Mikaros who is the most dangerous human individual ever. He is quite a formidable enemy and it will take him a lot more than Helck’s superhuman strength to bring him down. Ah yes, I’m going to speculate to power of friendship and bonds playing a major role in taking this bastard down. Why else would we have seen Helck’s road trip across the land for?

Of course not all humans are bad especially Helck’s former friends like Alicia, Edil and Zeruzeon but they are now consumed by the spell. But just like all humans have, there is hope to save them in the end rather than kill of them. I feel the latter would be more feasible and save a lot of trouble but I guess we don’t want to paint ourselves as a dick in the end. Wouldn’t we all love to see Helck and Alicia’s greatest reunion and hug with tears streaming down their cheeks! Better share such happiness with us viewers than despair! This means double happiness when they save Cless too. I am not sure about Rafaed if he is friend or foe. In this context he looks like the latter. He is pretty cool and reasonable and could it be that he is fighting on the wrong team? I don’t know, but sheltering Shalamy shows that he knows this whole thing is bad. Speaking of her, she really stayed in there for years without really suspecting or trying to find out what the f*ck is happening? I thought she was smarter than that. Maybe by staying in her safe zone, it saved her from the inconvenience of the awakening.

The action scenes are rather okay. Personally, nothing mind blowing because of the fact that Helck is just overly powerful and heals in a jiffy, there was nothing that put me at the edge of my seat when I see him in battle. He was no danger in dying and perhaps it is the grim reaper who is afraid of him! Hell yeah. Of course Helck’s strength in battle as far as I can see is played mostly for laughs. Because he is so overly strong and destroys the opponent so quick, it just dumfounds Vermilio. Even her powerful flames need some time. So yeah, I’m not sure if Helck’s strength is on par with Saitama of One Punch Man fame but I really do want to know who will walk away the winner if both clashes!

Art and animation are standard with cute girls and cute guys as design. Of course some demons look as funny as f*ck especially those on the road trip. Vermilio could’ve looked cuter if she smiles rather than carrying that frown. On second thought, I imagine she might look creepy so scrape that thought. Of course Piwi takes the cake as looking the strangest and cutest both at the same time. Yes, quote little round thingy but the more I look at him, the more unsettling I feel. Especially those dead fish eyes… Some scenes are dark but that is to be expected since the demon realm is not really a nice place to live in (apart from its nice inhabitants). Though if there is one thing that needs more animation, it is the action scenes because some of them certainly look stiff. Sure, Helck’s strength might end it soon but this is no excuse for the stiffness. This anime is done by Satelight who did Fairy Tail, AKB0048, Log Horizon, Senki Zesshou Symphogear and Guin Saga.

Voice acting, Mikako Komatsu as Vermilio sounds like she is always on standby mode to do a comeback if Helck does something silly. Yeah, that is how she sounds for the most part. The only ones I recognized are Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as Azudra, Akira Ishida as Hon and Tomokazu Sugita as the human king. Other casts are Katsuyuki Konishi as Helck (Tengen in Kimetsu No Yaiba), Shiori Izawa is Piwi (Pino in Edens Zero), Daisuke Hirakawa as Mikaros (Makoto in School Days), Atsushi Miyauchi as Rafaed (Niji in One Piece), Hiroki Nanami as Edil (Ayame in Gibiate), Rena Maeda as Hyura (Nike in Soredemo Sekai Wa Utsukushii), Hiroyuki Yoshino as Kenros (Mic in Boku No Hero Academia), Reina Kondo as Alicia (Nagomi in Akiba Maid Sensou), Shuuta Morishima as Zeruzeon (Kobayashi in Tantei Opera Milky Holmes), Yumiri Hanamori as Shalamy (Nadeshiko in Yuru Camp), Shiki Aoi as Asta (Homura in Edens Zero), Haruka Shiraishi as Ista (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy) and Motoharu Ono as Cless.

Unfortunately all the songs didn’t resonate with me. It’s My Soul by Hiroki Nanami as the first opening theme sounds like a generic rock beat. But not as weird as the second opening theme, Help by Aimi. Although still another rock outfit, I find that the opening stretch of this song reminds me of the theme song of Inspector Gadget! Say it isn’t so! The first ending theme, Statice by Saji is more of a slow rock while the second ending theme, Hikari by Kanoe Rana is more of a slow ballad.

Overall, this series is just passable. What started as a story to kill all humans became a long and drag out affair of having a road trip, flashback and a not so final battle that ended in a cliff-hanger. Could’ve been better if they added a few more episodes to end it but that depends on the outcome and direction of that. Too bad no matter how awakened the humans get, they can’t save this series altogether. Hey, better awakened than woke! Now I can somewhat relate to Helck’s eternal smile even when the going gets bad. After years of seeing such animes, I have learnt to put it all up with a smile and just shake my head hoping the next time would be better while the deep darkness inside my heart screaming that it should have been better! Still waters run deep indeed >:-).

Somebody picks up an abandoned child in the woods, raised the child as one’s own until she grows up to be a really fine and great person. Sorry if you think this is Dekoboko Majo No Oyako Jijo and while basically having that same basic premise, Boukensha Ni Naritai To Miyako Ni Deteitta Musume Ga S-Rank Ni Natteta is not some outright slapstick comedy. Instead of staying in the boondocks and waste away, he sends his daughter to the capital to train and become a top adventurer. In a short span of 5 years, she has become a distinguished S-Rank adventurer and at this point all she yearns for is to return home to see the father she loves. Mind you, she has never been home once ever since she left. Homecoming is going to be awesome unless…

Episode 1
Belgrieve picked up an abandoned baby in the forest and raised her as his own. 12 years later, daddy loves his daughter and so does our little girl. But soon, wanting to follow his footsteps of being an adventure, Angeline would soon leave her sleepy village of Turnera to train to become one. Many years passed and now she is an S-Rank adventurer. She can’t wait to return home to see her beloved daddy and has already requested some time off. Even Belgrieve has received her letter and is looking forward to her return. But as she packs her bags, what is the guild master, Lionel doing here? It seems there is some demon outbreak in some country and her assistance is very much needed. Angeline actually wanted to screw that just to go home but I guess she can’t risk having a country destroyed. And so you damned insects bear the brunt of her anger! She missed her vacation home for this! Poor Belgrieve thought her daughter is back but it is just a letter to explain it is delayed. So on the way back, Angeline stumbles into a group of bandits attacking a poor girl. This going to delay her trip if she gets involved, right? Yes it does. After handing their asses to them, Seren Bordeaux is grateful for her help. Turns out she is some high ranking noble’s daughter. She was on some inspection duty but heard her father had fallen ill and rushed back but got ambushed. Oh, that’s the buzzword. Angeline will not leave this poor lady to her fate of not reuniting with her father! She’s going to send her home! Meanwhile Belgrieve accompanies the local kids to the mountains. He protects them from monsters but it is clear that his age has caught up to him. More monsters die at the hands of Angeline taking out her frustrations. Sure, Seren made it to her father but at the expense of her own. Only way is for her friends to treat her to food. As they are orphans, they have more of a motherly figure than a father. Angeline then tells them about her own origins. Then she writes another letter to dad, this time describing her friends, Anessa and Miriam. She hopes to see him soon and prefers via face to face than letters.

Episode 2
Sasha Bordeaux is here to see Belgrieve to thank him for his daughter who not only helped saved her younger sister from bandits but even escorted home to see her father before he passes on. Angeline refused any reward and even told them to give it to her father. And so Sasha is here to reward 100 gold coins. Imagine Belgrieve can live off a coin for a year… He agrees to hold onto this reward for Angeline until she gets back. Sasha wants to spar with him as she heard of his many heroics. Of course she loses but is impressed. She keeps forming all those heroic deeds he has done and doesn’t give him an inch to even correct them all. In the end, she wants to be his disciple? Oh well… Meanwhile Angeline is glad there are no great jobs for her but she still can’t take a whole month off! As she sulks while on standby, her friends talk about the legend of a great wizard known as Solomon. His thirst for magic led him to go crazy and his magic went berserk, summoning 72 demons before disappearing. The demons ravaged the land until the hero came to save the day. Nobody knows if that legend is true but there are rumours of a shady group trying to revive the Demon Lord. The friends are glad to know Angeline can easily defeat one. Oh, there’s a call for her for a tough job. Grrr… Helvetica Bordeaux, the oldest daughter has now become the countess to replace her father. What business does she have with Belgrieve? She wants him to serve her family because of his strength. He turns her down but she remains stubborn. She then orders her men to forcefully take him! Is she turning into a villain? But Belgrieve’s scary aura is enough to make the soldiers scared and not want to fight. Now that it has come to this, Helvetica tries to seduce and marry him! This farce is stopped with Seren admonishing her dumb sister. Since it is already late, Belgrieve invites them to stay and to also celebrate their own autumn festival. Angeline realizes she could just ask her father to come join her adventuring since there is short of adventurers lately. Why didn’t she think of this sooner? However she realizes dad may not want to leave his peaceful Turnera. Then she gets news of Helvetica’s wiles. Obviously not impressed but she is awed at how dad handled everything perfectly. That’s her dad.

Episode 3
Angeline is glad to be reunited with retired S-Rank dudes, Cheborg and Dortos. It seems both have been called out of retirement due to the increase threat in monsters. But as Lionel has investigated and put it, it isn’t just a normal threat. He believes the cause of this is because of the resurrection of the Demon Lord. This is why he has gathered a lot of high ranking adventurers to help out. With the help of another retired S-Rank adventurer, Maria, she sniffs out a hidden barrier that is hiding the core of this evil. But first everyone has to fight through monsters and the intense magic of this place has warped some of them to combine and be a hideous motherf*cker. Angeline and Dortos head deeper into the cave where the core is located. Angeline is stumped at first as this creepy apparition is looking lost and trying to find its master. Could have been killed had Dortos not saved her from its bloodthirsty sneaky attack. Although their weapons cannot cut through it, Angeline’s will of wanting to return to her father so bad that her sword manages to do that. Just paid the price of getting a little injured on the shoulders, that’s all. Angeline is hailed as a hero back at the guild. The old farts heard about her case of not getting the day off to return to see her father. Many would’ve left the guild but why did she stay on? She realized she can’t be selfish to go back to her father when the town is in danger. Her dad wouldn’t like it if she abandoned it just to go see him. Wow. How magnanimous. Makes us feel how small a man we are, huh? Yeah, it gives her more reason to brag about her dad. Meanwhile the master of that apparition collects it back. Despite underestimating the guild and wary of Angeline, things are still going as planned. Finally Angeline gets her much needed break to return to her father. At first she is worried and filled with anxiety and questions about him and the current state. But all that is blown away she soon spots him. Can’t miss the only red haired guy in town. She runs faster than her carriage to go see him. Welcome home.

Episode 4
Prepare for all the coddling and spoiling as Angeline can’t help revert herself to a child-like state. Belgrieve talks to her friends and he is grateful they are so. They tell him on their way here, they met Sasha and Angeline almost got the wrong idea that she was the one who flirted with him. Luckily nothing untoward happened and she soon changed her tone when Sasha started praising him. Belgrieve then learns Angeline has been spreading the Red Ogre label all around just to show how strong he is. Then he duels her and he easily defeats her! She throws a tantrum that will only go away if daddy gives her a hug. He hopes she could stop spread such rumours about him and although she agrees, she gets the wrong idea he wants to be the mysterious type. More reminiscing of the past and having a good time. Anessa and Miriam try to have Belgrieve spoil them just to annoy Angeline and it works like a charm. Nobody will flirt with daddy except her! Those who do must duel her! Angeline continues to lose to daddy in mock duels. He worries at this rate she can’t fight higher ranked beasts. Well, she believes the Demon Lord is not as strong as him! He learns she has fought one as she describes the shadow figure. This further worries Belgrieve because if she continues to fight this way, she will lose her life. Hence he throws down the ultimatum that if she wants to continue adventuring, she must beat him. Worse, failure to do so he will disown her! OMG. Can Angeline’s heart take this? She’s now throwing more tantrums but is forced to be on her guard when daddy attacks. However she makes a surprise move to hug him since she doesn’t like all this. Being caught off guard, he realizes his loss. Give an inch, want a mile. Because now Angeline won’t forgive him for that disowning statement unless he hugs her. Okay. Belgrieve realizes his own fault for not realizing she has grown. The friends truly believe he lives up to the Red Ogre nickname.

Episode 5
Cheborg and Lionel see a young couple of the Solomon faith, Ilya Charlotte and Byaku trying to sell people some charms. Looks like some religious scam so as the guards try to stop them, Charlotte uses magic to choke them. Cheborg and Lionel intervene but Byaku keeps them at bay. The gig is up so the scammers flee. As the festival is underway, Angeline is still sticking to Belgrieve. Koala Angeline?! With Belgrieve receiving a task at Bordeaux, Angeline is over the moon that he is going to travel with them back to Orphen. They pack their bags and leave the next morning. As they arrive and patron a bar, Belgrieve notices Charlotte and Byaku in the next table arguing. Not wanting trouble, Byaku shuts the loli up and leave. Soon, Sasha comes barging in to bring them back to her place. Belgrieve goes to see Helvetica and you bet Angeline wants to come. Just in case. As expected, Helvetica still hasn’t given up on him and Angeline is not going to accept this woman who wanted to be her mother! She will not forgive her for trying to steal daddy while she is away! Belgrieve assures her that he doesn’t intend to have any relationship with Helvetica. That’s the obvious rejection sign. Back to business, it seems in a nearby town of Hazel, Count Malta who rules it is objecting to send labourers to other towns. Thing is, the road project there is 90% completed so logically some labourers are to be designated for other projects. They believe he is purposely doing this as he is a fallen noble. Because now that their father is gone, some nobles are unhappy with Helvetica as the heir and are trying to stage a comeback and Malta is trying to egg them on. Though, there is no proof. Next day, Belgrieve trains alone but under the watchful eye of Ashcroft who is Helvetica’s retainer and distrusts him. When Sasha wants to train under him, Ashcroft warns her that he isn’t a good swordsman she think he is. He must’ve cheated when he beat her. Sasha takes that as an insult and wants Belgrieve to teach him a lesson. Ashcroft will be more than happy to take him on. Meanwhile Malta talks to Byaku about their plans. However Byaku is not impressed he is heading into Bordeaux soon. He wants him to delay. Malta will not wait any longer and will take back all the wealth and power he thinks he is entitled to unlike those Bordeaux girls who frolicked themselves with commoners. Tonight we act!

Episode 6
Belgrieve accidentally slips and defeats Ashcroft. The latter cries foul but is told off for being a sore loser. Now it’s Angeline’s turn to fight him and she went all out against him. Because of that, he got a little injured so Belgrieve has to tell off his daughter for going too far and apologize. In turn, Ashcroft apologizes for his insolence. We see a flashback on Charlotte. A happy young girl whose family worship the religion of Vienna. Until one day the people revolted and her parents perished just to let her escape. So much about that faith. People just got too greedy. Reduced to being a begging vagabond, Charlotte is then approached by some Solomon faith guy and given this ring. Now she uses this ring to unleash undead monsters onto Bordeaux. Belgrieve and Angeline go see Bordeaux’s guild master, Elmore. However they receive news that the undead monsters are attacking. The adventurers go into high gear to protect the people and do some warm up of cutting down the undead. Ashcroft rues his injuries as he cannot protect Helvetica at full strength. He might die doing so but thankfully Belgrieve and Elmore are here to help him. Angeline and the rest fight the undead all over town. She stumbles into some darkwalker and when she tries to cut it down, she gets engulfed in it. She starts to experience some creepy visions and a voice telling her she is the same. She starts to weaken but luckily the rest pull her out. It is then Charlotte arrives and uses her light magic destroy all the monsters. Conveniently Malta is also here, claiming he received the news and came with his army to protect. Angeline calls him trash since he arrived at the wrong time. Seeing his disappointed looks that Helvetica didn’t die in the attack, they have no proof of his scheming but will stay on guard since he agrees to station his troops here tonight to help protect the town. Angeline may be injured and weakened but nothing like daddy’s carrying to help heal her. Though, that darkness still bugs her.

Episode 7
Malta is not happy that Helvetica still lives and blames them. Though, Byaku already warned him. Malta threatens Charlotte to make her next move. She agrees to it seeing she can’t stand those people living happily while she has suffered. Ashcroft gives Belgrieve and Angeline some elven remedy. You bet they’ll heal up in no time. Helvetica sends Sasha to deal with Malta as he knows that fatty is scheming something. Along the way, she stumbles into Charlotte and Byaku. Byaku realizes Sasha already suspects them so he attacks her. She is not good enough to beat him but thanks to Elmore and Ashcroft coming to aid her. Still, his magic is just out of this world. Well, who else can beat him? Yeah, Angeline is itching for a fight. She now feels lighter and faster. This fight enables Charlotte to sneak away. When Angeline has Byaku cornered, he won’t give in and turns into a monster. But this effect only lasts for a while before he disappears. As the undead now swarms the mansion, Belgrieve and the rest fight the monsters and protect the rest. Belgrieve then fights the monster in which the perpetrator is Charlotte. She is upset that people always gets in her way. Mad loli fights back but her magic backfires and tries to swallow her. Belgrieve saves her from certain death and now she reverts to being a scared emotional loli. Knowing they have failed, Byaku takes Charlotte and leave. Helvetica is forced to face her father as an undead but she puts the past behind her and cuts him down. Malta gets impatient and goes to check things out. He is brought to where Helvetica is. Long story short, she is going to kill him to end all the misery. Her naivety led to all this and all his shrewdness that steeled her resolve to put an end to this mockery. Hey, the people will find out sooner or later. She has her men dump his body on the roadside and claim he died during patrol. OMG! Helvetica so badass!!! In the aftermath, Belgrieve won’t be returning with Angeline to Orphen. Because by doing so, she won’t return to Turnera. He’ll always keep it safe so she can return anytime. Angeline agrees with that and will work hard to look forward to come home. Before he departs, Helvetica gives him a peck. Boy, Angeline sure handled that slightly better than I thought!

Episode 8
Duncan the wandering adventurer is now settling down nicely in Turnera. Taking care of kids with Belgrieve and teaching young adventurers how to fight monsters. Soon an elf named Graham stumbles into the place. He is looking for one of the elven king’s daughters, Marguerite who wandered off on her own. You see, with monsters getting active lately and running rampant across the land. She has left to vanquish them. He talks about elves having mana in which they imbue in their weapons. Although she is quite talented, recently it has backfired on her. So she left her home and thinks she could defeat the monsters. But those especially Demon Lords are immortal. He is unsure if they are the reasons monsters are rising up. Belgrieve and Duncan agree to help him find Marguerite. Meanwhile Angeline is now suffering from not-enough-daddy-time syndrome. Her pals think she should get a boyfriend to distract herself. Absolutely not! They even suggest Belgrieve getting married so he won’t be lonely. Surprisingly, Angeline is receptive of the idea. She gets hyped up to find a suitable motherly candidate. First up is the guild’s receptionist, Yuri. Yes, Angeline went up to ask her straight to marry her dad. This shocks Yuri. Lionel supports that idea if he brings him to Orphen. Instantly Yuri beats him up. So uhm, if Yuri is your mom, will you get that same treatment? So she’s out. Next is Rosetta from the orphanage. Obviously she gets embarrassed when asked that. Soon Belgrieve stumbles into Marguerite. She gets mad when he knows about her status. Since her stomach is growling, he invites her back to his home for lunch. Wow, how many bowls has she devoured? Learning that Graham is here, she soon takes her leave. Graham manages to catch her in time but she seems eager to prove herself and makes her way. Oh, did we mention that Marguerite is Graham’s grand uncle? King Oberon is his nephew. Confused? Ange is disappointed nobody sees how good her dad is. Her friends suggest to bring him to Orphen and maybe he can find one suitable. Great idea. On her way back, Angeline sees Charlotte and Byaku sneaking around so she confronts them.

Episode 9
Apparently Charlotte and Byaku were trying to return the money they swindled. Of course some didn’t take it lightly and beat them up. Their plan after returning the money would be to settle things with Bordeaux. Suddenly zombie soldiers from the Inquisition are here to kill them. The only way is to kill them and with Angeline around, no sweat. Angeline brings them home as Charlotte explains the Inquisition is a secret organization of the Lucrecia faith to deal with heretics. Her father was a bishop and got involved in a power struggle and got killed. Because Charlotte wanted revenge, she was able to do all the heinous stuffs that she now regrets. Although it was Malta who ordered most of the evil stuffs, she is remorseful over her sins. Angeline may not have forgiven them but she can’t let them be. Meanwhile Marguerite is trying to fight off this Demon Lord. OMFG, this little kid is a Demon Lord?! I THOUGHT IT WAS MINI ANGELINE???!!! She is forced to back down when he is too powerful. Belgrieve deduces this kid is only trying to protect himself and nothing more. Hence they are able to retreat peacefully. More Graham-Marguerite spat back home and the hot headed girl once more leaves. Belgrieve will deal with the situation since he too has a daughter. He talks to Marguerite of his own daughter and in the end, both the elves apologize and reconcile. Wow, Belgrieve can work as a peace negotiator! Next day, Angeline brings the duo to the guild and tells what is happening. They believe staying with Angeline will be their safest bet. Marguerite and co go check out the Demon Lord again since the mana of the forest has started to change. They see the kid sick and soon after, a monster pops up. It seems this monster is absorbing the kid’s mana. They manage to take the kid and run outside before Graham deals with it. Since the kid isn’t dangerous, Belgrieve thinks of raising him for now. Oh, what will Angeline have to say about that?

Episode 10
Wow. Angeline and Charlotte are like sisters now? They’re having so much fun! In town, Angeline takes them to see Maria in hopes she can teach and improve their magic. Shortly, a few guys confront them because they still have issues with the swindlers despite their money has been returned. Not even Angeline can convince them to back down. Only Rosetta’s involvement did the trick because nobody wants to get entangled with the Vienna faith. However this makes Charlotte mad because that faith killed her parents. Rosetta tries to be nice but Charlotte obviously cannot accept it all. She tries to run away but bumps into a guard who wants to kill her! Rosetta uses her body to protect Charlotte and gets a nasty gash. Then they realize other guards are acting in a similar way and have been brainwashed. Angeline doesn’t want them killed and as everyone tries to fight back, she goes to smoke out the ones behind this. Uhm, it seems so unrealistic the way Angeline takes down those spell casters on the rooftop. With this threat over, the mastermind realizes those spell casters are too weak to test Angeline and will send a tougher one. With Angeline feeling a bit down that she failed to protect everyone, Byaku lectures her that she is all the same. Trying to shoulder everything herself and play the tragic heroine. This makes her much worse than before. Suddenly a creepy shadow monster shows up and threatens to kill the citizens. Angeline goes to fight it but with her muddled heart, she gets owned. She keeps telling Byaku not to fight since she will protect him but he doesn’t buy it and continues to fight and assist her. Yeah, Angeline not herself today. Finally after remembering words from daddy, she gets her groove back and easily destroys the monster. The mastermind is satisfied but before he could do anything else, Maria intercepts him. A short magic battle before he flees. Rosetta is in stable condition and an emotional Charlotte apologizes and thanks her for saving her life. Meanwhile back at Belgrieve’s side, Mit (the kid) is now making himself at home. The rest asks if Belgrieve has ever thought of marrying or had someone he loves. They think he does seeing he gives off a smile. But he is just reminiscing his old pals and wonders what they are doing now.

Episode 11
Byaku gets his Spartan training from Maria. Angeline is happy that she can go back to Turnera again soon. By bringing Charlotte and Byaku along with her, this is part of her plan to spend more time with daddy there. Back to Belgrieve’s lovely home, Marguerite mentions she wants to continue her adventuring and this also prompts Duncan to do the same. Going to be lonely here. You know something is wrong when Angeline is mad. She lashes out at Lionel about this letter from Grand Duke Estogal who requests her presence as he wants to reward her for defeating the Demon Lord. That was like a year ago! As you can see, this means she can’t go back to Turnera and heading to a faraway place like Estogal takes 2 weeks. Even Cheborg and Dortos have instructions to escort her there. However they will agree with Angeline if she doesn’t want to go. Yeah, you think a noble and his army can best S-Rank dudes like them? Of course this won’t do for Lionel since his reputation on the line. And by turning down this invitation, do they intend to start war?! But surprisingly, Angeline will go since dad would get angry at her. Oh my, Angeline has matured. Angeline confides with her pals about this. Miriam has the cheek to suggest as Angeline goes to Estogal, the rest will take Charlotte and Byaku back to Turnera. OMG, Angeline crying!!! Don’t go back there without her! Quick apologize!!! As promised, they will stay here and not sneak off to Turnera when she is away. Graham knows Belgrieve is troubled and hears his troubles. Basically he recently has an old dream and from what I see, the past catching up to him. Graham understands this means he needs to go on a journey to settle it but in a dilemma can’t leave Turnera. Graham offers to stay and protect this place on his behalf to repay his debts. After all, he was only following Marguerite out of concern and now he is assured she can take care of herself. A short flashback of a young Belgrieve during his adventuring days. Some parties viewed him as a hindrance. But there are those who viewed him as an asset. However Belgrieve left so as not to cause them more trouble. One of those comrades, Kasim is now languishing in prison, lamenting the things they should have done for Belgrieve. A princess often visits him so as to hear his stories. As long as she brings a bottle of alcohol.

Episode 12
Angeline will not be heading alone as Gilmena will accompany her. Upon arriving, Angeline is trying to hold in and not be rude to one of Estogal’s sons, Villard. Yeah, anyone would like to punch this arrogant guy in the face! Villard seems to be doing this because he doesn’t want his brothers to get ahead of him and get some praise from father. Angeline can’t believe the ceremony is taking place in 3 days. More time to waste. After she retreats to her room, now the princess, Liselotte barges in and wants to hear adventurer stories. After hearing them, she brings him down to the dungeons to meet fellow adventurer Kasim. We learn he was put in here for trying to dine and dash. Angeline feels he has potential and is wasted languishing here. However he claims he has nothing to do outside and prefers to stay here. Kasim advises her to take good care of her friends. Meanwhile Belgrieve and Marguerite arrive in Orphen. Everyone amazed to see Angeline’s dad for the first time especially Lionel feeling apologetic he couldn’t do much. But sorry, Angeline is away being honoured and Belgrieve couldn’t be happier they did the right thing. Belgrieve introduces them to Marguerite and she is here to register herself as an adventurer. Belgrieve also learns Charlotte is fine. Loli hugs him. Do you want to adopt her?! Anyway, Belgrieve hears rumours about him finding a wife so Angeline’s friends are reluctant to say and perhaps he could ask her himself. Belgrieve is also here to look for his old comrades: Percival the swordsman, Kasim the mage and Satie the elf. Lionel knows those big adventurer names but unfortunately, they have left Orphen a very long time ago and their whereabouts unknown. When they left, all were operating individually. Cheborg and Dortos enter because they want to challenge Belgrieve to a duel. First they hold a mock in which Belgrieve loses. Yeah, so much awesome power in this trial, imagine tomorrow’s real battle. Angeline gets dolled up in a dress. Well, she keeps tripping. She bumps into Fernand, another of Estogal’s sons. He is quite the charming playboy as he shows her around as they meet another of the brothers, Francois. Yeah, this military guy is so sceptical of everything.

Episode 13
Before Angeline attends the ceremony, she goes to see Kasim but he isn’t in his cell. At the ceremony, a guy asks her hand to dance and of course she refuses. Yeah, she didn’t know this guy is the crown prince, Benjamin! Like she cares! As the ceremony starts, Francois interrupts and doubts her abilities. Did she really slay the Demon Lord? He wants to test her and she will fight against Kasim. To prove Kasim is that legendary mage, he demonstrates his power. Angeline is given a sword but she throws it down and tells off her skills are not for entertainment but to protect the weak. She mocks the nobles for having no dignity. Estogal praises Angeline for her dignity and apologizes for his son’s rudeness. He bestows her the award. Later, Francois rues this embarrassment because it was his plan to pull a coup d’etat during that confusion. And it seems Benjamin is also in on this. He suggests to take care of Angeline. As Angeline prepares to leave, Francois confronts her again. Rather, he tells Kasim to kill her. Although both Angeline and Kasim don’t want to fight, the latter is just doing it because he has lost hope in living and doesn’t mind dying despite being a coward. He fires all he got at her as he thinks this is his way for atoning his sins. He adds he was once strong like her and believing he could do anything. But he his eyes opened when he couldn’t help his friend who was hurt. He tried to be stronger to find the answer but failed. In the end, he stopped caring.

When Francois threatens her father, she notes he can’t beat him. It’s Belgrieve we’re talking about. That name has Kasim stop dead in his tracks. He is shocked to know Angeline is her (adopted) daughter. He wants to know more about him and in turn he’ll tell about his past. Angeline agrees. To stop Francois from interrupting, he blasts him away! Benjamin is disappointed he couldn’t gauge Angeline’s skill. It seems he is also in cohorts with that mastermind, Schwartz and they need to find a key to determine her success. Angeline returns to Orphen and is surprised her dad is here. Yeah, she brought a surprise too: Kasim! This guy is hiding and too afraid to face his friend? As they drink, Kasim explains after Belgrieve left, all stopped smiling and left. The irony they wanted to help him but ended up hating each other. Belgrieve reveals he was jealous of them since they were so talented and couldn’t acknowledge himself. Even if the rest didn’t think like that, but because of the incident of losing his leg that led him to meet Angeline, he was able to move forward. Another irony that this caused his friends to be stuck in the past. Both friends reconcile and soon Belgrieve confronts Angeline about finding him a wife! Oops! But he forgives her. Don’t do it again. Now everybody parties to celebrate this great reunion.

Always Forever Daddy’s Little Princess
Looks like for now, a happy ending for Angeline and Belgrieve. Whatever conspiracies and troubles that come after, we’ll cross the bridge when they get there. Yeah, it will be bad if something interrupts this holy and precious reunion and I bet Angeline will never let them go! This could be a sweet day for Belgrieve as not only his daughter has returned to him but an old friend too. I am guessing that slowly everyone else will return and before he knows it, Belgrieve will find his family and circle of friends has expended. All except maybe the person that is to be his wife! Maybe someday… One day…

Seriously, I thought the entire series was going to about Angeline and Belgrieve missing each other! Yes, I actually thought the season will play out like that! But come to think of it, that would be super boring and not even funny even if they showcase how father and daughter miss each other and some close ones. After all, the synopsis gave me the impression of it and hence my mind wandered to start thinking this was perhaps going to be the main flow and running joke of the series. Who’d knew that by the end of the third episode, beloved daughter and her adopted father would have already reunited. So I don’t know whether to feel relieved or disappointed because it is a good thing the series didn’t turn out like I expected because I’m sure going to talk crap about it! Including how this series should have just invented the handphone and internet so that father and daughter could keep in touch even if they’re on the other side of the world! Heh. Really. Oh man, now I can’t?! Oh well, one less thing to worry about.

So with Angeline and Belgrieve reunited for the first time in as many years, the rest of the story I feel it was just meandering around. I mean, I don’t really see where it is headed after that. A few mini plots in between but nothing really conclusive at least when the anime season ended. So it was somewhat a bit boring to me after that because there wasn’t really much. Like the case in Bordeaux was just pretty meh. Yeah, some evil fat noble wanted to get his dues but gets his just desserts instead. In fact, I was thinking to see Belgrieve and Angeline bonding even closer but they’re so strong and independent, it felt like their relationship has already hit its peak a long time ago. Sure, no signs of decline but I just don’t feel that they can progress any further than this. The only darkest aspect I find here is Helvetica killing off Malta. Pretty face with tainted hands now, eh? Damn, that was unexpected and so badass despite all that happened behind the scenes. But going to be a bit sceptical to wonder if she actually did that and was just a metaphor for something else.

The main focus are on Angeline and Belgrieve. At first Angeline is casted as a girl who is just obsessed about her dad. You can say nothing bad about him and only she is allowed to shower him with all the love and praises. Yeah, I figured at this rate she might become an annoying person. But after coming home and seeing her father a few times, I guess at that point she somewhat matures up. She no longer gets mad that easily to those who badmouth Belgrieve and instead of hogging all his love, feels it is better if others know how much great and even greater a man he is. I believe this is for the best. Because if there is one thing Angeline truly fears is daddy hating her! Now, don’t want to reach that stage, do we? And so what’s a little girl got to do and be obedient and listen to daddy’s girl. That’s my girl. And to note, it was helluva funny to see Angeline reunite with Belgrieve when she first came home to Turnera in 5 years. Because she was hugging and not letting him go like a koala, almost everywhere they go! OMG. Angeline like a koala bear? KoalAngeline… Sorry, bad pun. Clingy, isn’t she? But guaranteed, her love for daddy will never change.

As for Belgrieve, he remains the kind and humble man throughout his life. I believe I have never once see him get mad. I mean, the kind where he actually blows his top. Yeah, I think if he does so, he’ll be more than just a Red Ogre. He’ll be a Demon Lord! Seeing his gentle demeanour, it is hard not to not get angry with him. Is there a reason to? So humble this dude, he downplays his own skills and believes his own talents are nothing compared to others. I wonder if this is an extreme case of low self-esteem but I digress. I wonder if his kindness is a weakness because taking in orphaned children seems to be his thing. Angeline was first and now Mit, what are the chances for Charlotte? Seeing this loli is quite fond of him now, we’re just waiting for her to say it and make it official. Belgrieve, please make me your papa! I’m very interested to see Angeline’s reactions… Because by then she won’t be able to monopolize daddy’s attention. But then again, Belgrieve’s love is too big to be monopolized by one so spread the love around! Now, the next question is when he will take on a wife… And I wonder if Belgrieve will ever have empty nest syndrome. Sure, he thinks a lot of Angeline but he doesn’t look THAT worried. This guy is really easy going. I know Angeline would get papa withdrawal symptoms if she stayed on for another year!

As for the other characters, personally they just feel insignificant. Like Miriam and Anessa. It’s just to showcase that Angeline has her own set and friends so as not to make it feel that she has been isolated because of her strength and being lonely at the top. They do provide some support but nothing that I would say as significant. Then there is Lionel from the guild. This guy seems to always look like he is in a pinch and overworked. He has good intentions but the circumstances always doesn’t favour him and that’s why he has to seek Angeline’s help, making her mad she always has to cancel her homecoming plans. Cheborg and Dortos, need to show that old farts still have it. The thing that bugs me is I wonder if their names came about because the author likes Cheetos and Doritos. I don’t know! It feels so! The other female characters feel like Belgrieve’s potential future wives. From the Bordeaux sisters to Yuri and Rosetta, is there a woman good enough for him? Marguerite? I feel she is more like his student. Will she become his adopted daughter in the future?

For the art and animation, it seems like the whole thing just feels somewhat amateurish. I don’t know, look at the sketchy water colour-like backgrounds and sceneries as well as some of the character designs that are looking quite simple. In fact, Angeline looks quite plain! If anime guys have that plain look, Angeline is the female version of it! Heck, even Anessa and Miriam have more visual aesthetics than her! Oh, what’s this you say about her raven black hair? Yes, sure. But generally she looks as plain as f*ck. It doesn’t help when some characters especially the females have this roundish looks and it makes them look a bit cartoony. Of course, want to point out once again, Charlotte looks like a freaking discount of Ilya! And then there’s those dark shadowy monsters that I don’t know, do they look creepy or just because of poor design? Don’t know if that is better than copy and paste because I still think Mit looks like mini Angeline.

And I also noticed the CGI but that is mainly on horses. Once again, why do they have to give horses CGI treatment?! Do they have something against them?! While I am not saying that the horses in CGI effect look bad, it could’ve been better than this atrocity. It makes me wonder if they are recycling the same CGI assets because come to think of it, I think all the horses used in anime series for the past few seasons look pretty much the same! So are they really recycling the 3D textures and animation?! Can we just go back to the traditionally hand drawn 2D animation for horses? Or must they spend that puny budget allocated for 3D animation? This anime is done by Typhoon Graphics who did Kanojo Ga Koushaku-tei Ni Itta Riyuu and One Room. I can see why animation is a big problem…

Because of the animation, the fighting and action sequences just don’t feel satisfying. In fact, it just feels boring with the stiff animations. Like when monsters were rampaging throughout town and all the adventurers were fighting. I don’t know, it just felt mediocre. Not to mention the whole damn scene was just dark and you’d be straining your eyes to catch a glimpse of it all. Angeline swinging her sword that can almost cut through anything because well, she’s an S-Rank adventurer and the cream of the crop. (Almost) Nothing can stop her. Period. Even the spells that Charlotte and Byaku used to case felt more like light shows than anything. So while this series may not be intended for action, I thought they would’ve just at least animated it decently.

For the voice acting, while Saori Hayami as Angeline is identifiable in her trademark voice, however she sounds a bit different. I think she’s trying to fit into her Angeline character role. In a way, it comes out as somewhat rather strange. The others I recognized are Junichi Suwabe as Belgrieve, Houchu Ohtsuka as Graham, Tomokazu Sugita as Lionel, Koji Yusa as Francois and Hiro Shimono as Schwartz. Once again I missed Marina Inoue as Helvetica. The other casts are Kanon Takao as Charlotte (Latina in Uchi No Musume), Kazuki Ura as Byaku (Gorou in Kamierabi God.App), Maki Kawase as Anessa (Philomela in Mahou Tsukai No Yome), Rumi Okubo as Miriam (Chinatsu in YuruYuri), Ai Fairouz as Marguerite (Takechiyo in Hanyou No Yashahime), Kana Ichinose as Seren (Marlya in Fairy Gone), Saku Mizuno as Sasha (Ryou in Bocchi The Rock), Kikunosuke Toya as Ashcroft (Denji in Chainsaw Man), Taku Yashiro as Benjamin (Ryuuji in Darwin’s Game), Tetsu Inada as Cheborg (Gamagoori in Kill La Kill), Yousuke Akimoto as Dortos (Master in Uzaki-san Wa Asobitai), Hiroyuki Yoshino as Kasim (Mic in Boku No Hero Academia) and Ayasa Itou as Liselotte (Arisa in BanG Dream).

The opening theme, Sen by Yoshino Nanjou (voice of Rosetta) is a rock piece but mixed with some traditional medieval tune too. The fast pace of this rock music reminds me of Basilisk’s opener, Kouga Ninpouchou. Having very similar vibes there. As for the ending theme, Homeward Journey by Nagi Yanagi is also a rock pop outfit but more of a moderate pace. If you’re familiar with her brand of songs, you can feel right at home with this one.

Overall, this series is just okay in my books. It was supposed to showcase the relationship between father and daughter but I just don’t feel so while watching the season. Usagi Drop and Uchi No Musume seem to have better father-(adopted) daughter relationship than this but could it only be because the girl is a loli? Hmm… I don’t know if they are going to have another season because from what I discovered, the original light novel source already ended in 2021 although the alternative manga version is still currently ongoing. Some say the original source was way better (those who do always say that, don’t they?) and true the adapted anime version leaves a lot to be desired especially the darker aspects plotting in the background, time will only tell if this would get a sequel. But sorry, can’t give this series a lot of love or even half of it. Not my ‘daughter’ in the first place! XD.

It’s about time! You see, Zom 100: Zombie Ni Naru Made Ni Shitai 100 No Koto could have been another fun or ordinary anime zombie flick of the season. If not for production issues that caused the final stretch of episodes to be postponed indefinitely! Oh yeah. Always production issues, huh? Why can’t they just let us anime fans watch in peace and finish a series like it should?! Heh. Such privileges. Yeah, we are the ones looking like anime addict zombies. But alas and thank goodness, about 3 months later, they released all the episodes together. On Christmas Day. There. There’s your zombie present. Are you happy now? You can now check off this anime as completed on your watch list. Is that what you want to do in your life? Watch animes forever? Yes siree, I would. Even in a zombie apocalypse?! Yes siree, wouldn’t change it even if the world goes bust. But as for our main character here, looks like he has a bucket list of things to do before he gets turned into one. And yes, I still want to watch animes even when I get turned into zombie!

Episode 1
Akira Tendou watches a dystopian zombie flick. Yeah. Such meaningless life. Need to go back to work tomorrow. Oh how he dreads that. How he wishes he doesn’t have to return. Flashback 3 years ago when he started out as a bright and promising upstart in this production company, he was filled with vigour and motivation. Yeah, it seemed like a nice place with nice people. Heck, even having a crush with this cutie pie colleague, Saori Ootori. Then after all the welcoming party, reality hits because it is back to work and they’re pulling an all nighter. Akira and others work through for several days without going home! And when he did, he was tired and sleep deprived. Realizing he is working for a black company, he tries to stay positive. Yeah, funny comments he had for all those negative outlooks! Despite Ootori being the one who kept his sanity for the couple of years, eventually he too realized that she is the chief’s mistress. And as we can see, it really took a toll on him as he trudged through. He kept wondering if he should quit but doing so, it would pile the responsibilities on the rest. Speaking of which, many have already left and now most of the burden is on him. One day, he woke up with a notice about his failure to pay his bike renting space. He goes to see the manager but sees him being devoured by a zombie! RUN! With zombies chasing him and seeing the whole place is now filled with zombies, the first thing that crossed his mind is that he doesn’t have to go back to work! YAHOO! FREEDOM! He is so happy with this vacation and now sees the world in colour! This is so much livelier! He can do what he wants! Wondering about Ootori, he decides to see her to let her know his feelings. Don’t get cold feet now. Yeah, the chief is there. Already a zombie. Akira thanks him for everything and tells him he is resigning. Then he tackles the chief to push him out of the window. Mind you, Akira played rugby in his school days! Confronting Ootori, sad she is already a zombie. He confesses his love but now it’s goodbye. The irony of running away from the girl who is now chasing him! So as he wanders around, he thinks about one’s mortality. No one knows when they’ll die. Hence he makes a list of 100 things he wants to do before becoming a zombie! Roll credits!

Episode 2
Oh yeah. What a great day to clean your house and do the laundry! I wonder who is running the electricity and water. But yeah, Akira feels great after doing his housekeeping. His next plan is to enjoy this vacation by lazing around and drinking beer. Only, he ran out of beer! Oh well, time to do some errands. Better to run through the zombies than the day without beer! As he slides down the pipe (because the stairwells are choked with zombies), he stumbles into a married couple, Kosaka. They too are surprised to see a survivor. They invite him in but Akira is doing errands and don’t mind helping them to get stuffs too. So as Akira enters the convenience store happily, he is shocked to see a girl there. Awkward. But Shizuka Mikazuki ignores him as he tries to strike up a conversation and even hopes to exchange contacts. However she tells him off that she cannot team up with someone who ignores all the risks. It seems Akira has attracted some zombies and they’re entering the store. He jumps in front to protect her but she throws him back! A truck then smashes into the zombies! After she leaves, Akira continues his way home. Nobody is going to mind if he steals a bike, right? So as he returns to the Kosaka, he sees their place all bloodied. Oh. Once again he thinks about mortality and starts writing down his bucket list. Well, he only got 30 or so and some already he did. But I guess it’s good for now. Now we see Shizuka’s side. She too has a bucket list but it is more for survival like securing water, energy and exercise regularly. She observes the different types of zombies because knowing them will increase one’s chance of survival. But she needs raw data and heads out to the convenience store to grab some supplies. As she has set up cameras outside, the reason she knew Akira was coming in. The entire time he was talking and she was being silent, she was analysing his carefree behaviour and stumped how a person like him can still survive. Noticing zombies coming as well as a truck being driven by a zombie going to crash here. She made some calculations for that to crash to happen to take out as many zombies. Of course Akira’s actions surprised her. She returns home with the basic necessary supplies she needed as well as the data of zombies. But she is still perplexed about Akira being so happy for some beer in this state of emergency. Yeah, maybe she should’ve grabbed some sugary treats too.

Episode 3
Shou and his fellow host club guys are defending the place which is a safe haven from zombies. As the internet is suddenly back up, Akira is thrilled to receive some messages. He scrolls down the list of friends and remembers Kenichirou “Kencho” Ryuuzaki. He thinks this guy can’t be dead. Speaking of him, he isn’t. However he is trapped in a love hotel for 3 days and has run out of water. Thank goodness he was playing bondage with this prostitute so she’s all tied up. But how long can he last? Suddenly he thinks of Akira. Yeah, this guy always laughs at his dumb jokes. Speaking of which, he receives a call from Akira. How ‘ya doing! He wants to meet up although Kencho says it is impossible as Shinjuku is swarmed with zombies. Don’t worry, he’ll be coming! And so Akira rides there as he remembers his best friend in college who also plays rugby. When Akira was overworked to death, Kencho was a successful real estate agent, making big contracts and even dating a model. Of course at that time, Akira wasn’t thrilled to listen to all that. So when Kencho suggested he quit that company, Akira blew his top. Their relations strained and that was the last they saw each other. A loud car horn seems to attract all the zombies (saving Shou from certain death). Once the zombies gather around this car, a bomb explodes. All set up by Akira. Kencho comes out of his hiding. All confused. What happened here? Couldn’t be more surprised to see Akira here. But the first thing Akira did is to apologize for not listening to his advice and thus took his anger out on him. All that shouting attracted more zombies so they have to run to the rooftop. Despite blocking it with air-cond units, this won’t last. Akira says to jump over to the next building. That’s crazy! Can we make it? Only jump and we’ll know! Akira does the impossible. Now it’s Kencho’s turn. He can’t do it. Therefore he wants to apologize for lying to him. You see, he wasn’t happy with his job because he had to deceive people and put up a lot of fake smiles. That’s why he was always bragging and putting up a fake front to hide it all. He wanted to be a stand-up comedian. Akira tells him to quit and be one. Remember, always take your friend’s advice! And with that, Kencho jumps! WTF he can strip in the middle of the jump?! Almost didn’t make it! Can Akira stop laughing and pull him up? Yeah, at least he got away with his balls lacerated! The guys have a naked bonfire party, drinking and talking things. This is how you should enjoy life, right?

Episode 4
Rooftop camping is sure fun. Yeah, it’s like their new base. Kencho sees Akira’s bucket list and adds his dream to it too. After all, Akira saved him so he hopes he can consider him on this ride. Since Akira wants a bigger widescreen TV, they head down to Ikebukuro to get one. However they hit a dead end. And behind them is a mad zombie truck driver! OMG! Better think fast before they get slammed! That’s right. Akira doing his incredible bike stunt as he plays chicken with the truck before getting on the car ramp and jumping down into the subway as the explosive fire ‘chases’ them from behind! Unbelievable. Then they escape from those subway zombies and manage to take refuge in this underground mart. Well, well. Looks like there are some survivors here. With food not running out anytime, looks like the duo join the rest in this weird group party. They introduce themselves. The rest are Reika, Maki, Yukari and some old guy who is too traumatized to talk. Learning the ladies are flight attendants, isn’t this one of Akira’s bucket list? To dine with flight attendants? Oh yeah. Being the noob he is, he asks if Yukari has a boyfriend. That disgusted look that she is not impressed! Oh dear. Hey, looks like Kencho is already hitting up with Maki! So as not to lose, Akira drinks tequila via his nose! WTF?! Yeah, everybody’s laughing now. Later he pukes from it all as Yukari comes to see if he is okay. He is happy she is concerned for him but sorry to break your heart, she already has a boyfriend. Meanwhile that old guy was already bitten by a zombie and bites Reika. Kencho and Maki are fresh from making out as Reika attacks Maki. Hope that make out was worth it. Meanwhile Akira and Yukari talk about the downside of their jobs. However Akira notes if Yukari’s dream is to be a flight attendant, so be it. The old guy then attacks Yukari. Oh dear. Yukari talks to Akira for one last time before turning into a zombie. She was happy. Akira returns to Kencho. Yeah, he just snagged a TV so let’s scram! Back at their camp, Akira adds another to his list: Remember his childhood dream.

Episode 5
With all of Japan in this state (who’s posting the news?!) however there are small isolated groups of survivors barricading all over. As Akira has a dream of his younger days of being a hero, he adds to his list that he wants to be a hero. So they head down to the aquarium to get the gears. Meanwhile a bus is stuck and surrounded by zombies. However one of the passengers is infected. Hell breaking loose. Who the unlucky ones? A girl runs towards the aquarium and thought she is done for as she trips but here comes Akiraiger to the rescue! WTF?! He is dressed in a diving suit designed for sharks that can withstand bites. As he rallies the other survivors to safety, he notices one of them is Shizuka. Feeling pretty lame now? Then he gets overwhelmed by the zombies as Kencho leaves him to his fate. Hey, he doesn’t have a suit. Not sure how but Akira manages to free himself and get back inside the aquarium. He tries to talk with Shizuka and exchange contacts but she won’t because she views his actions as risky. Did he not think when he decided to become a hero? She then gets psychology about his inferior complex, blah, blah, blah. True, he saved her but did he consider about putting others in danger when he decided to placate his low self-esteem? Well, can’t argue with that! That is why if he cannot analyse risk, it will lower her survival rate and she will not exchange contacts. Boo hoo.

The guys go to check out a large explosion. Well, what’s this… A zombie shark with legs!!! OMFG! Now I’ve seen everything!!! RUN! Oh, there are zombies in this area too?! As everyone runs to the exit, the panicky girl shoves Shizuka aside. Everyone is saved but Shizuka is outside and the exit door is stuck. Shizuka is about to meet her fate when Akiraiger returns from the vent to save her! Where’s your thanks, girl?! Still b*tching how this is all risky?! It all doesn’t matter to Akira. He just wants to save her. Obviously with no plan, they run around as the shark gives chase. Shizuka has an idea. Something about shocking the shark’s sensory. Akira buys time while she goes to look for something with electricity. When Akira can’t go further, Kencho entices the shark with his naked butt?! Don’t blame it when it wants to eat it!!! With Shizuka returning in time, she throws the batteries to Akira as his punches its nose to shock it out. In the aftermath, Akira and Kencho wonder why Shizuka is not following the rest. They were on the same bus to the harbour and she is done with big groups. Noting his bucket list, she notes the irony she is trying to not become a zombie but they are trying to do things before turning into a zombie. Their methods are incompatible and despite all the warnings, he still risks his life for a total stranger. However Akira notes that she is precious to him and he’d still save her if he wasn’t a hero. That make you blush? Before they part, she allows to share her contacts with him. After all, there’s not much of a risk in doing so, right? Did her risk analysing brain get fried?

Episode 6
Looks like the electricity is finally done for. This means no water to pump and no internet. They need to find a place with secure food and shelter. Aww shucks, like working in a zombie apocalypse? But hey, nice starry sky. This reminds Akira of his parents in the outskirts. And so just like that they decide to pack up, say goodbye to Tokyo and head to Gunma. But first, Akira wants to head to the RV exhibition centre because they’ll need one to cover the long distance and travel comfortably. Guess who is there too? Shizuka! Yes, she has the same idea too but too bad she isn’t too keen to form an alliance with them. The umpteenth time shot down. Akira like a dejected zombie… However they use this risk analysis against her because she has no licence to drive unlike them and that will be pretty risky. So do you not think an alliance is better? Shizuka pressured… As they look into the various RVs, the guys like country bumpkins, getting so excited to see all the weird models. Of course an argument breaks out with Shizuka about the practicality of selecting which RV for the trip. They’ve been so loud and now all the zombies stream in. Just get into an RV and drive the hell out! It’s amazing the key is in the ignition and it has gas! As they drive along, Shizuka talks about this epidemic is likely caused by a virus and that means there must be survivors out there creating a vaccine to fight it. There is still hope.

Suddenly they hit a spike trail. Kencho crashes badly and is injured. They are then cordoned off by a group of baseball ruffians led by Gonzou Kosugi. Who? Kencho’s ex-supervisor who was always yelling at him! Well, time for him to clam up and remember all the trauma. Shockingly, Kosugi seems to be willing to treat his friend and give them new tyres but only if Akira works for him for 2 days. Shizuka calls out this sneaky blackmail tactic so Kosugi reasons this is to avoid looting. With zombies coming in, Akira is pressured to accept this job. Only 2 days, right? His job will be unloading goods at the dock and reinforcing the perimeter. Yeah, noticed others being worked to the bone? When Akira decides to load some beer into the fridge so that everyone could have some chilled beer later, Kosugi blows his top for wasting electricity. But when his lackeys come by and think Kosugi being a generous dude, he changes his tone and claims it was his idea so that everyone can have a welcoming party for Akira. Later Akira is further shocked to see zombies being used to pull loads of cargo trucks. This is why the supplies he unloads seems endless. Kosugi notes these zombies are like equipment. Akira is the same and he is just a worthless guy who can do nothing but follow orders. So be like an equipment and do your job. I’m surprised Akira hasn’t snapped from this trauma yet. Meanwhile Kencho blames himself for letting Akira get into this mess. Though, Shizuka believes it is all calculated. As for why Akira is still clinging onto that unwanted past, it seems Shizuka has also faced something similar and notes that it is that fear ingrained into the heart and mind that makes it hard to forget.

Episode 7
Kosugi is throwing a party for his men. Of course the slaves like Akira continue to slog and serve them. He even has Shizuka pour drinks for him. She just went with the flow and do so. Kosugi continues to yell at Akira for making mistakes. This has Shizuka think of something similar in her past. From very young, she was told to obey her father who was a feared financier. When she found a stray puppy, she was told not to keep it. But she defied him and kept it a secret and even feeding it. Until one day, dad shot down her idea to become a doctor because she needs to be more than that. Also, he got rid of her dog. She started growing up to listen to every word he said. She hated it but had to because if she doesn’t obey, she cannot survive. As Kosugi continues to scold Akira, suddenly he changes his tone. He only did so because he believes in him. This is of course a tactic to brainwash him to stay by his side. He’ll do all the thinking and all he needs to do is just obey. Those same words echo eerily through Shizuka as father said the same thing. All those poor people in the streets? This is what happened if you do what you want. He had great expectations of her and didn’t want her to be an embarrassment. He claimed it was for her own good but she knew it was for his. Shizuka takes a look at Akira’s list. She’s going to add her own.

The day is here for Akira’s side to leave. But Akira says he wants to stay as he needs to repay Kosugi and all. Shizuka is fine with all that. They’ll leave on their own. But since Akira continues to rant about needs and all, she tells him to STFU. As this will be their last time together, she’ll tell him something. Kosugi just wants to dominate him to make him to what he wants. Free will is yours alone. This is why he puts others down and do anything to assert himself. She was in his shoes before until she met him, he opened her eyes. As there is nothing in this world now that is right or wrong, all she knows she wants to get away from that jerk. The clincher is when she gives him his list. She added another task to tell off his jerk boss. He is not a machine or zombie, so what will he do? Akira snaps out from his brainwash and says goodbye to his boss. Because he can never repay him, that’s why he’s leaving. Sorry for everything. When a supply team returns, little do they know a zombie was hitching a ride inside. Time to die! Everybody scrambles as more zombies stream in. The survivors stay safe atop the trucks. Seeing Kosugi in trouble, Akira still wants to help him because people turning into zombies is not part of his list. He has an idea and has all the zombies gather around this truck. The other men then surround the zombies with other trucks. Akira then lights up with the gas explosion burning the zombies away. As everyone praises how amazing Akira is, this time Kosugi’s lackeys are done with him. They call him a dictator and leave. Akira is a better leader than him. He pleads to them to stay but now he is all alone. Akira and co continue travelling. Strangely, he doesn’t remember slaving under Kosugi as his mind always went blank when that happens. As he ponders if he is right for any job, Shizuka says there is no rush to find one. Just do what you enjoy doing and hopefully it becomes the only job you can do.

Episode 8
Along the way, the trio see a horde of zombies converging onto a truck. They think there is a survivor. Time for Akira to don his hero suit and save the day. Akiraiger! But wait! Suddenly an armoured samurai bursts out and starts slashing all the zombies! OMFG! This is not a video game! Damn those slashing combos! Terrifying! Once done, she unmasks herself as Beatrix Amerhauser. Yes, a German babe who is infatuated with Japan’s culture. Don’t laugh, her knowledge of Japan will put us all to shame! Anyway, she is delivering fish to the city when her truck broke down. It seems she was promised by a sushi chef she can have the best sushi if she gets some fish for him. Akira is eager to help her. Yes, eating sushi luxuriously is part of his bucket list. As they enter the city, obviously swarmed with zombies. Our brawn heroes have no plan so Shizuka will have to be the strategist now. The plan has Kencho lure the zombies into a dead end. Then they’ll throw inflammable stuffs and burn them all. But the match is not lighting up and more zombies are piling up. Beatrix thought their dream is over but Akira won’t give up. If he cannot eat sushi, he’d rather be a zombie! That is enough for the duo to head down and chop some zombies but can they keep up at this rate? Shizuka’s backup plan is to use a drone containing Beatrix’s Walkman and lure them to a gas station. This causes a bigger damage but yeah, domino effect burns all the zombies. Now the gang enjoys the best sushi. It brings Beatrix to tears so they welcome her to Japan. Even the sushi chef is brought to tears for this honour. Drink and eat all you like today!

The quartet continue their journey (sushi chef not coming? Probably he’ll die in the shop he worked his whole life), they realize they need to have a good bath since they’re stinking all over. That’s right. Next on the list is to soak in a hotspring. Akira thought it’s a good place to go dating but Shizuka pours cold water about the inefficiency of that. A waste of resources for temporary pleasure and an investment with poor cost performance. Wow. So b*tchy today? Is it because she hasn’t had her bath yet? For Akira, he thinks he can do better if he is doing it with the one he loves. As they soak in, looks like the women’s side is busted. The gentlemen would love to share. Not Shizuka. Thankfully Beatrix as a westerner is open minded and would gladly get all naked! However there are zombies in the hotspring! OMG. Where the f*ck were they hiding if the guys were swimming in there like nobody’s business?! They run and only find safety atop a cliff. This sucks. They camp there in hopes the zombies will go away. That night as Akira wakes up to go drink, he realizes a natural hotspring nearby. He goes to soak in only to realize Shizuka is already there. Please share. He’d rather be zombie if he can’t have his hotspring! As they soak in, Shizuka apologizing her b*tch talk earlier on. Blaming her father for never approving her way of life, it became hard for her to accept opinions of others. Rejecting others is like asserting one’s legitimacy. However Akira is not concerned about winning and being true to himself makes her old habit slip out. She admits she is bad at romance and hopes the person she would fall for is as open minded as him. Uhm, is that a confession? Too bad this is interrupted when Kencho and Beatrix won’t let them hog all the fun.

Episode 9
Flashback shows when Akira told his father he wanted to go to college, he told him to dream bigger. Of course Akira was not happy with his answer. What does a countryside farmer know? Akira and co reach the tunnel but heavy machineries barricade it. Inside, lots of zombies! Well, looks like the only way is to hike up the mountains. Along the way, they saved an old man, Masaru Kumano from a zombie boar! Oh well, at least now we know animals can get infected too. Kumano is from the city but ran away after the zombie outbreak. As a carpenter, he is currently making a tree house. Oh well, the guys are so eager to help out! Part of the bucket list, you know. Kumano tells them how to build one and be with nature! But then it gets a bit emotional when he relates he saw his wife bit his son and then had to put them down. Akira vows to help him finish the tree house. And they did. Of course they won’t stay as Akira needs to go see his parents. But if they feel like it, they can always come back here. The gang has to cross a very narrow strip through the gorge! Many died in the past! In fact, before the tunnel, it was the only access to the village. Because of its remoteness, it is the reason why it is being spared by the zombie apocalypse.

When Akira sees no one around, he gets scared everyone is dead. Don’t worry, the old folks having their usual party in a house! Upon seeing his parents, Akira thanks them for all the hard work they have done to raise him and apologizes for not visiting them in 3 years. However, father instantly beats him up for such nonsense. He should think before saying all those dumb things. Then he goes off to work the fields. So much for the reunion. Mom tells Akira and co how their remoteness made the village self-sufficient. At first when some people from the city tried to seek refuge her, one of them got infected so they had no choice but to block the tunnel. Though, some made it and continued to live here. Akira tries to help around and eventually helps dad with the fields. Well, same awkwardness. But it seems dad is bleeding from something and knows he has not much time left. Like any father, he brushes it off and acts like nothing. On the way back, they pass a group of kids. Akira thought one of them looked familiar. Flashback of Kanta Higurashi shows he is a failure from an early part in life. Rejected by society, he relished when the zombie apocalypse hit. Because it can be summer vacation every day! No need to obey society and their stupid rules anymore! Then when he met a bunch a few fellow rejects, they decided to come up with a list of fun things to do before they become zombies! Mostly all evil fun stuffs and they’re going to have the time of their lives.

Episode 10
Another wish off his list. Yup, Akira wanted to have dreadlocks and one of the city survivors is a specialist in making this hairdo. Not cultural appropriation you woke motherf*ckers! Then there is one who is a movie makeup artist. The irony they were filming a zombie flick! It took her for a while to realize the zombie apocalypse was real! OMFG! Despite all the challenges, the villagers here welcomed them so you bet they are all grateful and want to continue staying here. Because Shizuka advised some old guy on how to treat his wound, everybody now thinks she is a doctor! Line up, old folks. Wait for your turn for your back/stomach/neck/muscles whatever to be treated! Kencho finds a sad girl, Anju and her dog. They are the only survivors from the city and she has not smiled since. Kencho uses his idiotic charms to cheer her up and she laughs after a long while. Hope this doesn’t make him a lolicon because he wants her to stay by his side. Beatrix learns the old waterwheel powers the minimal electricity and although there are electric fences, they are not enough to kill thanks to an old circuit board regulating the electricity. Don’t touch it no matter what. When Kencho spots Higurashi, the latter ignores him. It seems they know each other. From the same university but he quit after 6 months. And what do you know? Higurashi hates them because they’re always having so much fun. Loser. But looks like he has hatched a sinister plan.

That night, Akira drinks with his father. He learns dad wanted to become an astronaut after realizing how small the world is. Too bad he admits he is dumb and couldn’t become one. Higurashi’s lackeys get things going by starting to destroy the circuit board. Then with an excavator, they remove the sandbags and barriers to let the zombies in. Obviously the villagers soon notice this. Too many to take them out with their rifles. Think of hiding in their houses? Well, Higurashi throws bombs! As Akira and friends gather at the electric fence, they realize it has now high voltage and trapping the villagers in. With Higurashi’s groupie here, they realize this villain started this chaos. Yeah well, we’re all going to be zombies one day, right? Learning Higurashi has a list too, among it is to f*ck up society and turn everyone he hates into zombies. While Akira admits to enjoy life as one sees fit, however to put your freedom first, you must respect freedoms of others. Hence his bucket list is nothing like his as he wants to repay his parents. Higurashi takes this as a game and challenges him to see how can finish their list first. Akira’s pals go into action to rescue the situation while Higurashi’s lackeys will have fun in their own way. They are going to smoke the hiding villagers out and turn them into zombie fodder in this game of hide and seek.

Episode 11
Anju is looking for her dog. OMFG, trying to f*ck a chicken???!!! Society and nature have become crazy indeed! Luckily Kencho saves them from zombie doom and then goes up the roof to be safe. All they need is for Beatrix to destroy the waterwheel. However one of Higurashi’s lackeys, Depressed Loser (that’s what I call him) climbs up and is hell bent in pushing Kencho down. Beatrix is interrupted by B*tch Loser while Shizuka becomes bait herself so as to distract zombies from attacking the house many of the old folks are sheltering (they can’t run as they are old). However she is now going to be raped by Perverted Loser! Yeah, this is worse than a zombie! Better turn into a zombie than this! Now we see Depressed Loser’s flashback. He thought it was happily ever after since he got married. But it went downhill. Overworked and even fooling around, it is no surprise his wife treated him coldly and didn’t care. As for Perverted Loser, he worked in a French restaurant and used excuses for his own failures. One day his smoking accidentally burnt down the entire premise. Safe to say, he got blamed and fired. B*tch Loser is your typical strict perfect office lady, not impressed that no one takes her suggestions seriously. Depressed Loser claims he is the victim. However Kencho tells him off he has never appreciated his wife and thanked her, blaming others for his failures. Kencho will go down with him as he wishes. As they fall off the roof, Kencho immediately dives into the fertilizer cesspool! Depressed Loser gets surrounded. Panicked, he runs and arrives at the electric fence. Make a guess what happens. Ironically, sh*t saved Kencho from turning into a zombie!

Meanwhile bedridden old dude Hiko wakes up and wonders about his late wife (Shizuka looks like her). Everyone tells what happened so he is not impressed they’re still here. He lectures them that they have weathered through storms and other natural disasters, yet they are still here. What are a few zombies to them? NOTHING! Shizuka tries to tell Perverted Loser about some theory regarding luck. Not like that stupid asshole understands it. As he is about to rape her, Hiko’s sharpshooting fires off the gun in his hands. He is after all the villager’s best hunter. Other old folks then clobber him. Don’t you dare touch our doctor Shizuka! And so, Shizuka comes out tops in this luck thingy. Guess who ran out of luck with the zombies? Beatrix tries to tell B*tch Loser that some of the things she deemed wrong is acceptable in her country. B*tch Loser doesn’t care about her culture. So as Beatrix tells her to think that she might be in the wrong, she rides up the waterwheel. Their fight has attracted other zombies so as they try to get Beatrix, their weight breaks off the waterwheel. As Beatrix rolls away, B*tch Loser is now surrounded by zombies. Akira fights off the zombies as he claims he still hasn’t repaid his parents. That is when dad switches places with him. If he wants to do that, don’t die first! Looks like his miracle hoe could clobber a few zombies. But suddenly he starts to feel strange. About to become zombie chowder, surprisingly Higurashi saves and pulls him to safety. Actually, Higurashi has thought of the best way to turn Akira into a zombie. If he is so bent on repaying his debts, come out and get eaten by the zombies if he wants to save his father.

Episode 12
Flashback shows Higurashi was a lively kid and had his own circle of friends. But as he grew up, he started to become an introvert and had no friends at all. In university, he thought of changing himself by attending some internship and even some self-development seminar. But he felt all that went nowhere. That’s why when he saw how happy Akira’s group was, he thought he should’ve been the same as a visionless and ambitionless loser. Now, Akira’s father tells him not to open the door. He will not see his family turn into zombies. Besides, he doesn’t have more time. It is then mom reveals he has a huge growth. Father adds if he wants to pay them back, be empathic and help others. He can still give back even when they are gone. Nothing would make him prouder. But soon, Akira opens the door. A loud scream is heard before Akira walks out as a zombie. Higurashi is elated that he has won. But when Akira gets up close to him, he pulls him down from his high horse. You see, Akira had the makeup artist make him look like a zombie. Gee, she had all the tools and can do so in record time?! Anyway, Akira’s scream was to lure the zombies to him before the rest clobbered them from behind.

As Higurashi is in despair, kind Akira still can ask him if this is what he wants to do. Because if so, why doesn’t he look happy? A zombie bites his leg as Higurashi kicks it away. It is then he claims all he wanted to do was to go to the pool with his friends. Akira promises if he gets turned into a zombie, he’ll go to the pool with him as his friend. Flashback shows that Higurashi’s stomach growling did attract Akira’s attention. He invited him to join them but Higurashi ran away. Higurashi then runs away but it is to distract all the other zombies. Before he finally loses it, perhaps this river could be the pool he always wanted… RIP, Higurashi. As all are gathered at the fence, how are they going to break it down? Don’t worry, Beatrix still rolling on the waterwheel! After all runs through, they arrive at the suspension bridge. It’s gone! Oh no! But don’t worry, Kumano heard some commotion and went to check it out. They’re lucky he built wooden planks. Uhm, the gap is pretty far, he could throw that far?! Anyway, with Akira and Kencho holding down this makeshift bridge, after everyone runs across, now it’s their turn to take a leap of faith. Now the zombies can fall to their, uhm, deaths? Slamming into the opposite cliff might hurt but I guess this proves they are alive. As they climb up, Akira tells Kencho about Higurashi. Kencho thought he was a fool but Akira realizes he was like him. Lost. He could’ve turned out like him. That is why despite everything, he cannot bring himself to hate him. Reaching back up, Akira’s father thanks his son that everyone is alive because of him. He couldn’t be prouder.

In the aftermath, the villagers circle back around and after checking the village is clear of zombies, seal off the tunnel again and now is starting to rebuild the place. With Kumano now moving here, everyone is motivated to help build the village back. Even Anju has moved on and decided not to cry over zombies. Things won’t change if you’re always crying, right? That night, Akira makes a tearful plea that he will always protect his parents and their village. That is when he also learns that father is not suffering from cancer but haemorrhoids?! Because he hates hospitals, the reason he didn’t go to seek treatment. This makes Akira have a few new wishes. Because if this zombie outbreak is caused by a virus, perhaps they need to find a vaccine and thus he wants to travel around the country to find one. After that, he’ll convince dad to go to a hospital for treatment. As about becoming a hero to save the world, dad gives the green light! He has his friends add their wishes into his bucket list. Next day, everyone says goodbye to the quartet as they prepare to leave. Akira’s mom stocking him up with seaweed. Don’t know when you’ll get hungry. Anju sees Kencho off with a smile. Gee, she hopes he could show her one of his perverted tricks when he returns?! WTF did he tell her?! Oh well, who cares, right? The friends leave as we see snippets of other survivors (some pretty crazy ones too). Akira’s groupie looks like they’re on a great sightseeing trip. Yeah, they’re having so much fun.

Carpe Diem! YOLO! Live Life Like There’s No Tomorrow
Well, I guess that is it for us. I am not sure if there is going to be a sequel but we are definitely sure that at least this studio who animated this series will not be doing it ever again. Yeah, imagine the embarrassment. I read online how many people were mocking how this studio prides itself in delivering its works. Considering this anime is their maiden series, you can pretty much guess that it has already sealed their fate. Yeah, what are the chances they became the very problematic black company that this anime portrayed. Oh the irony. Everybody has lost confidence and don’t even want or expect to see them touch this series again. So perhaps this zombie flick may get a sequel in the future, just that not with this company ever again. Good riddance. Now they can go back to being dead. Oh heck, they couldn’t even rise up on their debut and now they are deader than zombies. Heh.

The story doesn’t seem like much because it’s just mainly about Akira and his groupie trying to do what they want in a world where societal rules do not bind them anymore. It’s all free to go. Hence I surmised that the episodes will be random and silly adventures as they around fulfilling their utmost desires in the bucket list, hence all the misadventures of the zombie kind. It might sound unrealistic but hey, a zombie themed series itself is unrealistic! I believe that the series doesn’t want to entirely paint the overall theme to be gloomy and apocalyptic. What I think they want to do is to instil some sort of hope in spite of such dreaded times. Because you see Akira and Kencho’s nature as they are just so happy and doing as they please. Yes, they are fighting to survive but not fighting as desperately as you would see in other dystopian zombie flicks that would also serve as a horror genre. Thus from what I can see overall, this is why the series is nowhere close to being a horror and a total comedy. With clowns like these, who needs YouTube or other online social entertainment, no?! So wait for them to find the next fun thing to do and check off their list.

Because as for now, there are many questions left unanswered. Like especially how the f*ck this epidemic started in the first place! I hope this isn’t some sort of warning of what the Corona virus can do! Don’t you f*cking blame China in releasing this one! Because in just a freaking short span, in fact in a single day, suddenly a big portion of the society becomes the undead. So what caused this? And why are some spared? Don’t tell me they have some special genes that makes them immune unless they get bitten directly. Like vampires then? And are our survivors going to find a vaccine to save the world or are they going to leave it to some brainy scientist who knows where they are now. And is this epidemic affecting Japan or the whole world? Well, don’t want to spoil Akira’s Japan tour. Once he is done with that, maybe he can think of other bigger things. I mean, all that he wants to do is done so what else left is there to do? #100: Save the world! And yeah, may I ask if Akira’s bucket list should stop at 100 or if he has more desires to do, can he cross that magic number? Knowing him, I bet he will. Don’t let a number limit your desires.

One of the main contentions of this series that has viewers debate intensely is the blood. Why, all the blood that we have seen here are so freaking colourful!!! OMFG! It just feels so unreal like as though they are just paintball effects! At first it really looks weird because it gives the series some sort of cartoony feel. But remember what I said in the previous paragraph of how they wanted this series to portray hope? That’s right. They want to give off this fun feeling too. Imagine if all the blood you see here are the thick dark red kind for realism, I think that would have made the series a lot more gruesome. It wouldn’t be as much fun to see Akira and co fighting or running away from zombies. Therefore from my personal opinion, the brightly multi-coloured blood effects work well for this series and yes, I do not believe it is because of censorship. Oh you know, sometimes they think blood is too gruesome and ‘censor’ it via different colour. So I guess we can’t say the zombies here paint the town red, huh? Hey, look on the bright side, at least the town is now even more colourful than ever before with all the splattering and gushing of ‘blood’ all over!

For the characters, you either love them or hate them. Especially Akira for who he is. Obviously he is the main character so that’s that. What I want to say is that the irony that Akira has never been more alive than before. He was a zombie when society rules but when that collapsed, he is now a free man. Do you not see the irony in this? The zombie apocalypse freed and saved him. A stern reminder that we are so preoccupied with this thing called life and we become slaves for what purposes that don’t even make us happy. This is why Akira sometimes looks artificial because he is having so much fun when zombies are lurking all around him. So unreal. Imagine, running with the biggest smile on his face while a horde of hungry zombies are chasing him from behind! Too unbelievable! But yes, the point is, he is now a free man and that is what matters most.

Since no man is an island, that is why he has his own group of friends to travel with. Best friend Kencho was also in the same shoes with him and found similar freedom with the fall of society. Both are great comedians together but if you want more adult-like jokes, Kencho is your man. Uh huh. This guy loves stripping down to his birthday suit for his twisted jokes whatever. You think most of the censor would be on hideous zombies or the fanservice of the girls? Nope! It is Kencho and his crotch! Even more mosaic censor in the end when he is covered in sh*t! Do you not love this guy or what?

Then there is Shizuka. Initially starting off as some strict b*tch who places efficiency more than anything else. Have to admit, she does have a point. However she doesn’t seem happy in doing it all. Long story short, by travelling together with Akira’s group, looks like whether she realizes it or not, it is more efficient to stop being efficient and just live life the way you want without all that strict rules and sh*t whatever. Screw the risks! Because taking risky risks is more fun that way! That is life! Damn right, it’s a risk she is willing to take. Because of that, do you not see Shizuka has become a better and heck, a lovelier person who smiles more often! Can you blame Akira and Kencho’s clown virus infecting her?! Now she is part of the group and fits in like a glove. Heck, if you put them in a row, you can’t even tell them apart, personality wise! Where the old Shizuka gone? I’m sure it’s not that she has discarded that personality of hers totally but she has learnt to adapt and move on seeing we have a glimpse of her past and all. In short, this has done wonders for her character and we couldn’t hate her for it. Who could hate a cute chick like her and she’s trying to be a cock teaser with that sexy workout outfit she always wears. This her trademark outfit? Okay. We approve!

Finally completing the quartet is of course the foreigner. Ah yes, this one seems to be the most unbelievable part. Uh huh. Just a personal opinion but yeah, foreigners loving Japan and their culture. It just shows how much Japan has influenced the world having a German girl from half way round the world to visit her holy land. And so yeah, Beatrix isn’t just there to add to the pretty face but she’s quite a lethal fighter too. If you need some offensive power and more accurately, sword slashing action, this German fraulein is your best bet to keep some zombies at bay. And also foreigners’ boobs must be the biggest so that white singlet is the best way to show off her assets and keep us being distracted from the zombies. Yeah.

Such apocalyptic disaster definitely sees the best and worst in human character. That is why we see a few despicable people who want to watch the world burn. For example, Akira’s ex-superior, Kosugi. Even at such times he tries to take advantage of others and he does well in his job in playing psychology. What I want to say is that this mini arc of reuniting Akira and Kosugi was perhaps not only to have Akira move forward but to turn him into a near saint status. Because the best part is despite Kosugi has done a lot of bad things to him, Akira does not have to dirty his hands in exacting any sort of revenge on him. Akira even went so far as to save this fatso and everything else fell into place. Now that Kosugi’s true colours have been revealed, he is now left to his fate. Whether he survived or get eaten by zombies, at least Akira has his hands clean on the issue. Did not even have to kill him and even more so, his reputation as a kind person skyrocketed.

The same can be said with Higurashi. Again, Akira doesn’t need to taint his hands to end up at the ‘best’ outcome. In a way, making some sort of peace with him. A grim reminder that anybody could’ve been like Higurashi. Even Akira himself. Without the proper guidance or friend to stop or guide him, falling to the dark side is easy. Thus a bittersweet and necessary evil to ‘sacrifice’ Higurashi as he needs to atone for his sins. So I figured they wanted to showcase a bit of history on Higurashi and his lackeys so as not to turn them into some one-dimensional villains. Sure, everyone has problems but as we have seen, they themselves were the biggest problems as they lacked empathy. Best part of it all, our heroes don’t have to kill them to get their hands dirty because the zombies did the job for them and their conscious are clean. Such convenience.

Initially, I wonder why there were featured characters that don’t matter. If you remember early on in the series, there was this host club guy, Shou and the rest. It did not make any sense since their story was not even connected to Akira’s side at all. But with the final episode montage revealing scattered survivors here and there, perhaps these are the characters that Akira and co will come in contact as they go sightseeing, oops I mean travel around Japan. Whether they join his group or become rivals, it is left to be seen in the future. And for all the other characters that Akira and co have met along their way especially the old farts at Akira’s hometown, the irony they live longer than you urban punks. Yeah, no social media, that’s for sure! A subtle reminder to love your parents when they’re still around! Oh man, this zombie flick trying to teach us a lot of things! Obviously, Akira’s dad being the best father as we can see why he has been the great pillar of support for his son. Who wouldn’t want a father like him?

Art and animation are pretty standard but as I have already pointed out especially the colourful blood, it makes this whole series look somewhat cartoony. It doesn’t help when Akira looks a bit cartoony himself. Yeah, see his plain looks with his bright round eyes and big smile. Even Beatrix looks a bit cartoony. Or at least, more like a German doll! Thanks to that, the zombies here do not look as terrifying as say, Resident Evil! Hah. It’s like comparing apples to oranges. Yes, even if the zombies here look motherf*cking ugly but at least it is good to know that by my standards, it is not enough to cause some nightmare and sleepless nights. There are some CGI effects as well for example like that weird mutant zombie shark. However it doesn’t break the series entirely (most probably the scene was dark anyway). For the record, Bug Films animated this series and seeing this is their first and only series, can I make a joke that they got bugged by production issues? Oh sorry, I already did! Well, I don’t think we’ll see them for a while…

For the voice acting, my only contention is Minami Takahashi as Beatrix (Megumi in Shokugeki No Souma). Obviously she sounds like a Japanese trying to sound like a foreigner but ends up sounding fake. Yeah, it would be more believable if she sounded fluent in Japanese and had Japanese accent. Yeah. That. On a similar but unrelated note, if you wonder why Anju sounds so genuine like a loli, because this is Kino Sakai’s debut (and so far only) role and she was 14 years old when she took on this role. Okay, not loli enough for you lolicons out there but at least doesn’t sound fake like a grownup woman pretending to be a loli with that fake high pitch voice. Yeah. That. A few recognizable seiyuus include Nobuhiko Okamoto as Higurashi (imagine Accelerator with a lot of angst), Sora Amamiya as Ootori, Shigeru Chiba as Hiko, Mamoru Miyano as Shou and Youko Hikasa as Reika.

This series has a hell lot of voice actors doing small and cameo roles. You need so many people to voice the zombies? Don’t they all sound the same with their moaning?! Don’t ask me, I’m not a zombie expert so I can’t tell them apart! So for the rest of the (selected) casts, they are Shuuichirou Umeda as Akira (Pochita in Inu Ni Nattara Suki Na Hito Ni Hirowareta), Makoto Furukawa as Kencho (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Tomori Kusunoki as Shizuka (Makima in Chainsaw Man), Hiroyuki Kinoshita as Akira’s dad (Doussant in Radiant S2), Naomi Kusumi as Kumano (Magna in Tensei Kizoku No Isekai Bouken Roku Jichou Wo Shiranai Kamigami No Shito) and Kenta Miyake as Kosugi (All Might in Boku No Hero Academia). One of the epic things of this series is the opening theme, Song Of The Dear by Kana-Boon. This epic rock piece gets you in the drive and mood to want to dance along or run along. Yeah, there’s even a group zombie dance (f*ck sh*t, they copy and paste the zombies or what?) but too bad it’s nothing near Thriller Night. Anyhow, this song definitely fits the pace of this series like a glove. Happiness Of The Dead by Shiyui as the ending theme is a lively fanfare. Might not be as epic but it’s to continue the fun run that everyone is happily living the way they want to.

Well, what do you know? There was a live action film of this series that came out at a similar time when this anime series aired. As I didn’t see it, obviously I can’t make comparisons but from the brief comments I skim through online, they are mostly mixed reviews. Strange entry some called it and of course, some didn’t like it. Seeing the manga is still ongoing and briefly going through all the titles that they have released, I’m wondering why they didn’t have one entitled High School Of The Dead… Just kidding!

Overall, this whole series is supposed to be funny than anything scary so if you prefer zombies to stay in the horror genre, you might not like this one. But sorry, this isn’t supposed to be Resident Evil or even The Walking Dead. Otherwise, seeing a group of people having fun surviving in a zombie apocalypse while miraculously managing to avoid being eaten by zombies (so far), it’s all good entertainment to say the least. It would not have been that bad if not for the production issues and so this series became infamous for the wrong reasons. So should I come up with a bucket list of my own in case the zombie apocalypse strikes? Hey, even the US government has plans in case of a zombie emergency! THE. US. GOVERNMENT! Oh never mind, I think I’ll continue to be a zombie and continue watching all the crappy and sh*tty animes for the next few foreseeable seasons. Am I happy and living the life I want or what? :’(.

N/B: Bucket list #1: Get a girlfriend… Oh no, why does this already seem impossible?!

When the next round of threat threatens to destroy the world, who are you gonna call? The shield hero. That’s right. Only this moody guy is strong and dependable unlike the rest of the other heroes. It is without surprise Tate No Yuusha No Nariagari S3 is another season under this series’ belt since it was announced they were going to have a second and third season. Just not airing continuously or back to back. Time to see our titular character rise to even greater moments as the fruits of his efforts (and betrayal) have come to fruition. He’s going to be your next God now at this rate.

Episode 1
Naofumi narrates after the defeat of the tortoise, the next beast AKA the phoenix was supposed to be next. But thanks to the energy he took back from Kyo, this bought them about 3 months of time before this next Wave hits. He wants to use this chance to strengthen their defence. However the fight with Kyo also took a big hit on their stats. Mirelia speaks to him about the other 3 heroes going missing. AGAIN?! There are also other issues to deal with like the Faubrey side stationing their soldiers around despite the tortoise have been defeated so Melromarc and its allies have also stationed theirs nearby just in case. As for the Seven Star Heroes, it seems she has no way in finding or contacting. Save for 1 who is right here in Melromarc. Well, who would’ve guessed it is Aultcray, oops I mean Trash. Speaking of that, Myne, oops I mean, Bitch/Slut is also missing. WTF these people… Naofumi then goes to see Berocas. It seems based on the new ruling by Mirelia, most of the slaves have been bought by nobles and then sold outside the kingdom. Naofumi wants to buy all the slaves back but it is going to cost him and very expensive. 10 times the price he paid for Raphtalia. Berocas then says if he still wants demi-humans from Lurolona village, go to Zeltoble. It is rumoured many are at this city. So his team head there to meet… Berocas? Oh, that’s his uncle. I thought he was his twin… They are taken to a secret underground auction where demi-humans are sold to the highest bidder. Obviously the slaves lie they are demi-humans from Lurolona. It doesn’t matter where they come from because that name is now a brand. He also notes Naofumi has not much money left after buying the remaining slaves. This means he needs to make money so head over to an underground arena where there are practically no rules for you to win. In here, money is everything. Naofumi recces the place and this hot babe. Nadia gives him some extra useful info about the fights if he buys her a drink. Hence Naofumi is going to enter this tournament with Raphtalia and Filo to win some money. I’m sure these masks will mask their identity… Folks, meet Team Rockvalley. Poor acting to fool the audience they are a weak team but they defeat their cocky opponents to cause a major upset on the betting odds.

Episode 2
What’s this? Many teams forfeit their matches? Are they scared of Rockvalley or something? Later Nadia talks to Naofumi again. He thought she set him up when bandits surround them. Apparently not. These are loser of those teams who forfeited. Nadia shows her great lightning magic that takes them out effortlessly. She then flirts with him but he is not impressed. She warns him to forfeit his match or pray they won’t meet. With more teams forfeiting, Rockvalley is reduced to fighting monster griffins? With the money they made, they go shop for some weapons and the famous merchant is more than happy to be their sponsor. With no more teams left, looks like the next match will be the finals pitting Rockvalley and Nadia. Nadia knows Naofumi’s intentions to win to get the money to buy the Lurolona slaves. She cautions him she won’t lose to those who only care about money. The final fight begins with both sides pulling no punches. To make things more interesting, the arena is filled with water because Nadia then transforms into her true form, a killer whale. As she is about to kill Raphtalia, the latter recognizes her as Sadeena. In turn, Nadia also recognizes her. Realizing who Naofumi is, Nadia now understands why he is in this tournament. In the final clash, Rockvalley defeats Nadia. However because her sponsor isn’t pleased, he forces the announcer to invalidate this match and instead both teams will team up to fight the next exhibition match against this Murder Clown and her marionettes. Another round of fighting until Naofumi and Nadia imbue Raphtalia with more power. Raphtalia could have beaten Murder Clown with it but she escapes. She then notes how weak they are and notes the other world will destroy them if they have trouble fighting her. As she has fought enough for her pay, she leaves. Nadia’s sponsor is still not wanting to give Rockvalley the victory they deserve, accusing them of using a fake name and betting on themselves to win more money. But when the slave trader and merchant vouch for Naofumi and that he will receive all the winnings he deserves, everyone soon realizes the shield hero. Also, Nadia is the rightful owner of the Lurolona slaves since she bought it with her prize money. With this over, Nadia now joins Naofumi’s team. Sorry, make that Sadeena. A racoon, a chicken and now a fish!

Episode 3
Fohl returns to his cell to feed his heavily wounded and sickly sister, Atla some food and medicine. Naofumi comes in to look for some slaves and calls out those pretending to be one and trying to be saved by him. Fohl catches his eye seeing he wants Naofumi to buy them. As explained, he is of a white tiger lineage and possesses very high combat ability despite at a young age. He can further upgrade when he grows up. This means he is quite pricey. Learning about his sister, Naofumi is able to heal her with this elixir so Fohl has to prepare himself to work for him for the rest of his life. Fohl assures he will quadruple that payback amount. With Atla feeling much better, a few more dosages and she’ll be back to health. The siblings are taken back to Naofumi’s village as well as the rest of the Lurolona slaves. Although the village is making some progress, he notes the holes in the defence. Yeah, they’re just a bunch of kids. Can they defend the place? Atla’s rehabilitation is done as she is able to take off her bandages although she still remains blind. At least she is learning how to walk. One night when Naofumi is away, the village is under attack by bandits who intend to kidnap the demi-humans to sell them for a high price. Fohl manages to head to a secret spot as told by Naofumi to light up a flare before being captured. The bandit boss is going to kill him to make him an example but that is when Naofumi and co return. They kick all the bandits’ ass and will not let any one of them escape. Even when the bandit boss surrenders, Naofumi wants to execute him. However he is told not to. Because of the crest on the armour the bandits were wearing, they belong to an important noble. This means there’ll be hell to pay if these bandits die. In that case, Naofumi will sell them to Siltvelt as slaves. Now the bandits are panicking and begging not to be sent there. Death would’ve been much better? Off they go as Naofumi even fetches a high price selling them. With Fohl needing to get stronger as he can’t protect Atla, Naofumi resets their stats so they could take advantage of his hero buffs. When Naofumi’s side visits Mirelia, they bump into Aultcray Trash. But upon seeing Atla, he is overcome with sadness and pity. Mirelia explains the staff hero’s heroics. Yes, apparently he too had a story. Luge Lansarz Faubrey abandoned his name and country all for the sake of his sister. As a soldier in Melromarc, he gained fame and glory. But his sister was kidnapped by Siltvelt and he was driven mad with vengeance. But enough of that loser’s story, the real reason Mirelia calls them is because they have found Motoyasu.

Episode 4
Naofumi’s job is to find Motoyasu and convince him to help fight the next Wave. The only other info Mirelia has is that Ren’s comrades are all dead. As Naofumi returns to his land and feeds his demi-human kids with lunch, a strange girl named Syne Lokk pops up to ask for food. Don’t remember her? She is Murder Clown. She is willing to pay but Naofumi distrusts her and shoos her away. Well, how many times is she going to glance over her shoulders to see if he changes his mind? None. Be gone! Naofumi, Raphtalia and Filo head to town to begin their search. They see Motoyasu trying to beg a former comrade, Elena to rejoin him. However she shuns him. When Naofumi confronts him, he flees. Naofumi then talks to Elena what happened. Apparently Motoyasu’s team tried to attack the Spirit Tortoise first to get some brownie points. But he failed. And just like that, the comrades realized they picked the wrong guy to suck up to and left! Soon, Naofumi finds Ren alone at the tavern. Talking to him, he confirms all his members are dead but blames them for being weak so it’s not his own fault. Naofumi tries to convince him that he can still fight but oh look, here comes Myne Bitch to claim that this was all Naofumi’s doing. She accuses him of that mock trial was a sham, a conspiracy to take the throne away from her and give it to Melty and that he was controlling the Spirit Tortoise. Oh Ren won’t believe this Bit- oh wait, HE BELIEVES HER???!!! Because it seems her slave crest isn’t lighting up, proving she is telling the truth. More complication as Motoyasu comes in and wants Bitch back in his fold but she won’t allow him. So when Ren is now turning against Naofumi, the latter tells him off that his refusal to face reality and treat this like a video game is the root of his problem. However, Ren still refuses to acknowledge it and even attacks him with all the people around, luckily Naofumi deflects it. With Bitch’s advice, they flee. Poor Motoyasu is now in despair after being abandoned once again by that Slut. As Filo gives a sterling idol performance to the tavern, Motoyasu regains his confidence and finds his love for Filo again! Oh great. He’s scaring her now! Now he is calling Naofumi his father and wants to marry Filo! OMFG! LOLICON ALERT!!! Nobody is impressed or give a damn until he calls Raphtalia a pig. She beats him up and they all return home.

Episode 5
Naofumi, Raphtalia and Filo are suddenly attacked by a couple of strange guys. Holy sh*t! Did one of them summon a meteor to crash on them?! You think a few puny shields and a shield prison could protect them? Well I don’t know, somehow it did. Thanks to Syne popping up to help, those guys are killed off. However Naofumi finds it all pretty convenient. He thinks she is working for them and still doesn’t trust her. I understand him being cautious but doesn’t he sound like a dick to a person who just saved him? Nevertheless, he takes her back to his village since she is hungry. From what those guys said, Syne confirms she is from another world and a vassal weapon wielder. Her world was destroyed and those heroes killed. She helped him because she doesn’t want to see another fellow weapon wielder die. As for her timing, she placed a needle on him during their fight and you could say she has been watching him ever since. Although Naofumi still doesn’t trust her, he lets her stay but keeps an eye on her. Well, she’s quite popular with the kids. With Keel and some of the kids levelling up, Naofumi takes them to the capital to upgrade their class. Then he goes to see Elhart because Tollynemiya wants to be a blacksmith apprentice. Apparently both know each other as they used to train together. Eclair reports to Naofumi about her findings. The Spirit Tortoise’s rampage destroyed some prison and while many prisoners died, some survived and escaped. They are the ones who then attacked his village but she is unsure if both incidents are related. She also discovered another group of bandits that is active lately. Their leader is very cautious and doesn’t make himself known. Naofumi rounds up the gang to go hunt this bandit group. He splits up the team to search the area. I bet Naofumi teaming up with Raph-chan is to give this mascot some decent screen time. To his surprise, he finds Motoyasu fighting Ren! OMG, Ren wearing a mask, he trying to be Batman or something?!

Episode 6
A glimpse of Ren’s previous high school life. Basically he is an avid gamer. When he came to this world, he realized it was exactly like the game he was playing: Brave Star Online. That was why he was so confident he could defeat the Spirit Tortoise. Until he realized he couldn’t. His comrades dead and he sank into shock. Compounding his misery is that b*tch who told him he was the only one. Yeah, I’m sure those tits swayed him to join her side. But soon, he realized he has been duped as that slut stole his equipment and left a note that he is no longer useful to her. Yup. Useless is a taboo word for him. Then he gets attacked by a couple of strange guys. He felt weak and ran into hiding. However he was chased out of homes of ordinary people who claim he did nothing to protect them from the Spirit Tortoise. Sinking further into depression, he stumbled into those mocking bandits. He killed them and took their mask and became the new Batman. Soon he fought Motoyasu who has been smoking out the bandits for attacking the town and he thought Ren was their leader. Naofumi stumbled into this and that’s where we are now. Because Ren is so desperate to become stronger, Naofumi realizes his curse is attacking. Despite all the tricks Ren does, Naofumi and his comrades could overcome it. Eclair offers to fight Ren. Naofumi realizes she is a better swordsman than Ren and allows it after buffing her. As they clash, she asks about his ambitions. He wants to be strong to save the world. That felt so flimsy that Eclair is able to best him. This aggravation invokes his curse further as Naofumi realizes his curse resembles both greed and gluttony. So the curse series resemble the 7 deadly sins? Fortunately, Eclair once more puts him down. Then those strange guys come to attack but are easily taken care off by Motoyasu. Their souls are trying to escape but Raphtalia takes care of that. Naofumi is surprised that Motoyasu did what he is told to get stronger and now the fruits are showing. Eclair offers to train Ren and with some sound advice that he can get stronger (although he cannot change the past), Ren agrees. I take it that he has found salvation. A brief clip shows Ren was stabbed to death when he tried to save a group of girls from a knife assailant.

Episode 7
With Sadeena’s training, Keel can now turn into a cute little puppy. Ren is also adjusting to life in Naofumi’s village. Ratotille Anthreya AKA Rat soon looks for Naofumi. She has a letter from Mirelia. It states she has been exiled for causing trouble. However her alchemy might help Naofumi. Of course Rat calls out those lies. Apparently people didn’t like her experiments so they shut down her lab and killed her test subjects. Rat thinks it is a good thing to be posted here since she is interested in testing Filo! Run, Filo, run!!! Naofumi would like to see what she can do so she tends to some caterpillar monsters they have in the shed. He notices they are breeding and have eggs. The kids don’t want him to throw them away although clearly he doesn’t have the capacity to take care more of them. Rat believes she can handle this since she is able to make monsters stronger. Naofumi still distrusts her and will have her a slave crest. She is okay with it as long as she can do her research. Then Siltvelt sends them a dragon egg. To help keep its good stats, looks like Naofumi has to carry it around. Yeah, no wonder some can’t stop snickering how funny he looks! There’s the case of Atla sneaking into Naofumi’s room to sleep with him. Nothing sexual, mind you! She even has the gall to tie up Fohl to prevent him from stopping her. Soon the egg hatches. Uhm did this dragon come from the wrong anime? Oh I don’t know, did he fail some Pokemon audition???!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Sighs… Since Wyndia names him Gaelion, Naofumi tasks her to look after it. So we see the cute little critter with the gang. Yeah, Filo is going to have a rival in getting Naofumi’s attention as his pet mascot! Hey, where the heck is Raph-chan?! Gaelion seems to crave for Naofumi’s attention so Raphtalia suggests letting him live in his room to serve as a guard dog and stop Atla’s nightly visit. Naughty Gaelion then swallows this jewel from Kizuna’s world. WTF?! Now it turns into huge menacing dragon. So this Pokemon finally evolved, huh? He creates a bit of havoc before flying off.

Episode 8
As explained, the Emperor Dragon may have taken over Gaelion’s mind since all dragons have a dragon that contains a core that contains their mind. They need to go get him back before it gets worse but looks like there is another problem. Filo has collapsed. Turns out she is suffering from some curse and Gaelion is absorbing her stats. At this rate she will die. At this point, everybody wants to come along with Naofumi so he has no time to argue. Even Filo. Arriving at the village, the villagers hope Naofumi will help save them from the dragon as there is a dragon’s den nearby. As they make haste, a porcupine monster shows up but I guess this is to showcase Wyndia having some magic ability. More precisely, to use the dragon veins around to summon magic. Meanwhile Filo’s curse gets worse. Oh my, she turning into an evil chicken? Then as Naofumi’s side enters the cave, there is Gaelion. But wait. Filo is here too! OMG. Dragon vs chicken?! Not much of a fight as Filo gets owned and devoured! Seriously? Does it taste like chicken?! Just kidding! This evolves Gaelion into a huge dragon. As everyone makes their attack to bring it down, Wyndia soon stops everyone. She tells dad to even stop. Eh? What? Her dad was the dragon that lived in this area. After he was killed, she lost faith in the heroes except Naofumi since he was the only one kind to her. Ren realizes the zombie dragon he slew was her father. He became a zombie to protect her. As Wyndia pleads for her dad to let go, he attacks her. Luckily Ren protects her as he now transforms into another form. Is this his final form? Perhaps. Herald, Emperor Dragon. Naofumi realizes combining the dragon’s core with the one from Kizuna’s world caused their souls to mix. Emperor Dragon wastes no time in telling his goals to control this world from weak humans and has a grudge against Kizuna’s group who stopped his plans. Well, he is kind enough to show Filo at the core of his heart. She’ll be part of his flesh. Better get going and slay this dragon. However his defence is high and only because he is absorbing Naofumi’s shield abilities. Naofumi thinks of using his wrath shield and fail a power up to weaken him. Too bad Emperor Dragon saw that coming and seizes control of his wrath shield. He can do that?! Then his blast takes out everyone. Naofumi left standing. Can his puny shield protect the kids?

Episode 9
Saving them from certain death is Atla’s mysterious magic touch. This causes Emperor Dragon to miss and blast the water basin above, flooding our heroes out. As they camp for the night, Atla asks Wyndia if that is her father. Before you wonder how a scaly reptile can have a furry mammal as an offspring, here’s a short flashback. Apparently they’re not related by blood. But of course. Her real father was running away and left her in the care of this dragon who happened to be nearby. He died shortly after. Dragon knew nuts on how to raise a kid so I don’t know how Wyndia grew up normally. Unless she’s a genius but whatever. So you can see the awesome times Wyndia spent with her dragon dad. Then one day, she saw an upside down scale and tried to fix it but he went berserk. Hence she remembers that is the dragon’s weakness. Telling this to Naofumi, he hatches a teamwork plan to take Emperor Dragon down. When day breaks, everybody is in position to fight Emperor Dragon. Just when it all seems hopeless once more against the dragon’s might, here comes the white tiger siblings to turn the tables. Fohl breaking through its barrier and Atla once more using her magic touch to paralyze it. This allows Filo and Gaelion to be freed. Once rescued, Emperor Dragon tries to flee but everyone does a final teamwork combo to slay him for good. Sad for Wyndia to see her dad go this way but she thanks him for being her father. In the aftermath, Emperor Dragon’s essence gets absorbed into Naofumi’s shield as he warns him about wrath will always dwell in his heart. While the villagers are thankful, Naofumi chides them off as the ones at fault. Because they manipulated the dragon to steal his treasures so it was not Ren’s fault to begin with. Thus they got what they deserved. Ren apologizes to Wyndia and knows what he has done cannot be atoned. While she cannot forgive him, but she still thanks him for saving her twice. Naofumi learns Wyndia’s dad’s core got transferred into Gaelion so he is somewhat saved. He hopes Naofumi will keep this a secret since his daughter is learning to overcome his death. The rivalry between Filo and Gaelion continues. Chicken wants her stolen stats back. Not giving back, loser! Gaelion further infuriates her as he evolves into a larger dragon. Now he can give Naofumi rides. In the sky! Rides are no more exclusive to you, Filo!

Episode 10
We still need to remember Lecia’s problem. Yeah, being kicked out by Itsuki’s group because she is weak. Flashback reveals she was accused of breaking something belonging to Itsuki and her comrades saw it. However she claimed innocence. And just like that Itsuki kicked her out not because she was right or wrong, but rather she will be a burden to him. Naofumi needs Filo to level up and sends her away to train with Melty and Raph-chan. While Filo is more than happy, Melty is not. But she has no say about it and that’s that. This is all part of Naofumi’s plan to have Melty relax a bit since she has been working hard. Also with Melty’s absence, he wants Eclair to pick up the slack and continue Melty’s work. With Syne making some money from the underground arena, she also mentions of a participant who is an archer that goes by the name of Perfect Hidden Justice making his rounds. Well, that’s Itsuki, right? So as they head there to check it out, speak of the devil, Lecia spots Itsuki but he doesn’t respond. She tries to finally talk to him in his room but he mutters about people needing his help and that he needs to save others. Since he continues to ignore her, Naofumi wonders if that b*tch is behind this. Yeah, looks like it. Warning him about her lies, if he doesn’t believe, Ren is here to tell him first hand his experience on it. Too bad he still doesn’t believe. We see Itsuki fight like a barbarian as he remembers how everyone was disappointed in him after the Spirit Tortoise incident. They left him but after that b*tch believed in him, everyone came back to his side. That is why he is fighting for them who believes in him. Naofumi notes his weapon doesn’t activate like usual and gives off a bad feeling. Lecia wants Naofumi to let her fight Itsuki as a way to talk to him and thank him for saving her life. Berocas has an idea. Itsuki delivers all his winnings to his ex-comrades and that certain b*tch. They put up the fakest act that this is still not enough to save the slaves. Itsuki tells them he stumbled into Naofumi. But don’t worry, he doesn’t believe his lies and will make him understand. After Itsuki wins the next fight, he receives an invitation for a special fight. Now he comes face to face with Lecia and thinks this will be an easy win. But Lecia has different ideas. This time she is going to save him.

Episode 11
Itsuki believes everyone tricked and set him up for this fight. No worries, he’ll let his justice prevail. F*cker tries to shoot at Naofumi’s group but of course he deflects it. He then accuses Naofumi of all his evil doings. Basically a certain b*tch told him that Naofumi bought all the slaves to be worked to death on his land. As for one mother who lamented about her son could not be saved, that son was already dead. You’re not expecting a shield to revive the dead, huh? Naofumi calls him out for trying to paint him a bad person and to hide his failures from the Spirit Tortoise incident. Itsuki thinks he wants to change the subject so now Itsuki fires multiple shots. Naofumi blocks them but some of the crowd gets hit. Apparently now they become fans who worship Itsuki. Yeah, that bow given by a certain slut is just brainwashing people. It’s not justice. Lecia refuses to accept his justice and the person he is now. So they begin fighting and with Lecia having levelled up from her training, this surprises Itsuki. Always thought of her as weak, huh? Itsuki so confused now he is sprouting devil wings! Even after Lecia’s sword breaks, she will not accept a replacement since it goes against her justice. So how to fight? Sure, one way is not to give up. But without a weapon? Oh I don’t know but it feels like plot convenience because now she got some translucent weapon that can change shape. In short, Itsuki is defeated by her boomerang! As he lies in shock, flashback shows a young Itsuki wanted to become a hero of justice. Everyone praised him for his dream. Even mom was proud. So when he enrolled in some magic school, his stats were the lowest. A huge shock. Even for mom. Now Itsuki believes a certain someone still believes in him. Yeah, Bitch telling him how he cares about everyone more in this world. Such sweet words. No wonder he was taken in. As he rushes back to her place. Oh my, she’s gone. Just a letter. She has already spent all the money he earned and if he wants to see her again, defeat Naofumi. In the meantime, she has left him all the debts. Have fun repaying. Enough justice for today? Yeah, he can’t handle it and faints. No joke. He wakes up in Naofumi’s village with Lecia by his side. I don’t know if this is heart breaking or not as we see a patient Lecia nursing him like a crippled patient. Still in shock but she remains by his side.

Episode 12
Sadeena talks to Naofumi about what he thinks of Raphtalia. She is trying to say that if he wants to marry her, he’ll have to watch out whenever Sadeena is around. Disappointing or not, Naofumi only views Raphtalia as his daughter. When Elhart visits the village, he brings some goodies. Among them is an outfit for Raphtalia. Naofumi insists she wears it. Raphtalia fans can droll over how pretty she looks in a miko outfit! But as she walks around in this village, suddenly a very alarmed Sadeena tells her to take it off now! But it might be too late because suddenly a house explodes! OMFG, who the f*ck these furry ninja assassins?! Sadeena claims such miko outfit means a declaration for the throne in a certain country. As everyone fights the ninjas, it seems the heroes’ attacks have no effect on them. Raphtalia and Naofumi have to combine their magic and use the dragon veins to confuse them before they are dealt the final blow. But everyone has to run because the ninjas self-destruct! Must be the next level hara-kiri. In the aftermath, Sadeena explains the details. Apparently in a faraway country in the east known as Q’ten Lo, such outfit is only worn by the ruler. Others doing so means a declaration of war. Oh, did we mention Raphtalia is of royalty blood of Q’ten Lo? Flashback shows her father who was tired of all the political struggles, ran away with his wife here. Sadeena has always been protecting them and went with them. When the first Wave hit, Sadeena was away and by the time she returned, tragedy has already struck. What makes Naofumi mad is that Raphtalia has been watched since the day she was born. In that case they should have known she was never interested in the throne. This means they were using this excuse just to kill her and at other times, they watched her in trouble, hoping she got killed. Obviously Naofumi will not accept this. He will head to Q’ten Lo to talk to them. If they refuse, he will force them to submit. First he sees Mirelia and she will send some knights to his village for protection. As Melromarc has no official ties with Q’ten Lo, she can only advise the fastest route there. A ferry that departs from Siltvelt. Meanwhile Aultcray Trash speaks to Fohl and Atla and is glad they are okay. Because he still faults Naofumi, they correct him that it was Naofumi who saved them. He leaves when Naofumi is heard returning but knows they will meet again. Naofumi will fly to his destination with Gaelion and Wyndia. Once there, he will open a portal back here for the rest to come. He notes he has no time for this when the next Wave is coming. But if this is concerning his comrades, he will have to fight an entire country if forced to.

Lost & Found
Uhm, so this is how this season ends? Are they saying that we are going to have another side distraction instead of fighting the Wave if they ever make another season? It is most likely that as the ending hints that there might be another season although at this point of writing there is no announcement of it yet. But I’m betting that my guts say it will. I mean, can’t end the series at this point, right? So I guess even if we have to go on another detour for another season, then I’m afraid we must. It is the fate of the shield hero after all. So yeah, I’m waiting for the next announcement of double seasons like how they did for the second and third season simultaneously years ago. Season 4 at Q’ten Lo and season 5 back to fighting the phoenix. Oh yeah. Just wait for it. Oh well, what do you know? And they did! Though, season 4 looks like it is going to be a movie…

Sorry folks, but I seem to find this season a bit underwhelming compared to the previous season. It’s like taking a big detour before the next Wave hits. In a way, it felt like one filler filled season. However it is wrong for me to paint it so because this tour isn’t actually meaningless. Before the next Wave comes, this season is all about Naofumi rebuilding his side and gaining comrades to his fold. I believe we are going to need more than just the usual shield hero’s team in fighting the next Wave. Oh you know, Raphtalia, Filo and Lecia being the only party members that Naofumi could count on. Therefore to add some more firepower and arsenal (and variety for the fights), this season is all about Naofumi gathering and amassing more party members like Sadeena to even Rat (who can’t really fight but at least could provide some useful research material and info).

The other important part of this season is the redemption of the other (lost) heroes. Before we can paint them as being dicks who just go off and do what they like at their own pace, this season will put an end to all the heroes acting solo and by themselves and to be united, strangely under the guidance of Naofumi. It is with mixed feelings to see those heroes fallen from grace and now karma being a b*tch serving them the just desserts they deserve after what they did to Naofumi in the first season or at least the way they mistreated and disrespect him just because of the kind of weapon he wields. It is good to see them back together again but at this point I am guessing and highly doubt that they will surpass Naofumi. What is the name of this series again? This means I am predicting that they will mostly be lackeys to Naofumi. If that is too strong a word for you fans out there, let’s just say that they will be playing more of a supporting and assisting role while Naofumi is the one calling the shots. I mean, he has the right and credentials after all that we have seen, right?

Among all the heroes, Ren struck me as the most surprising one. I didn’t expect him to have this insecure personality because I have always think that he was that selfish and taciturn swordsman. So it was a great surprise to see him fallen like that to a point where I just couldn’t believe it was that Ren I thought I knew. He was like a totally different character. Because for Motoyasu’s case, we all know this guy is an idiot. So even when he found his salvation in Naofumi, he still remained somewhat of an idiot! Hence this spear hero’s character did not come off as surprising as Ren. Though, still a creepy weirdo. Now that Ren has repented and atoned his ways, it looks like he is very more subdued and subservient to Naofumi. You know what they say, once bitten twice shy. Ren feels a lot like that and despite of this change, at least it is still way better before he got screwed.

But now that Ren is staying at Naofumi’s domain, I wonder why and where Motoyasu is. Uhm, shouldn’t he be also at Naofumi’s village? Oh right. Don’t want to be annoyed by the constant harassment of Filo! Imagine every day you hear the chicken screaming and running away from her stalker! YIKES!!! Thus I don’t know where Motoyasu is during all that time but yeah, at least it gives us a peace of mind as long as this idiot doesn’t his face. Finally there is Itsuki. Another broken soul who has been saved mainly by Naofumi (and Lecia). From the looks of it, it is going to take a while for him to get out from his shocked state. He’s like a vegetable now. So far he is recovering well and now as docile as Ren ever since. Is this how heroes act when they recover from betrayal? Oh right, Motoyasu still an idiot. Waiting for the day he calls Naofumi his real father… Yikes.

And of course the main antagonist behind all these troubles is Bitch/Slut. Yes, they actually want us to hate this scheming and cunning woman! They did a good job because we do. Don’t you wish this woman would just die! If this woman works as a scammer, she’ll be very successful! And scam indeed she played those heroes. Oh man, they really were taken for a ride. From our point of view, we might call the heroes to be stupid for falling for such obvious trickery and that they deserved getting betrayed in the end. However I can’t entirely blame them since they have been at their lowest after failing so badly at the Spirit Tortoise incident. Bitch/Slut being the perfect smooth operator took her chances and swoop in for the kill. Gotcha, losers. Sometimes I think she is blessing for those heroes because they have to learn the very hard way in order to realize what is right. Thanks to her, at least Naofumi do not have to worry about having the other heroes as his enemies and can put his focus in other more important things. But for Bitch/Slut, how she was able to break free from her restraint and her ulterior motives in doing all this, remains to be seen. At least the next time we have somebody we can truly pour our hate on! And what are the chances that she was the one who sent Elhart the miko outfit for Raphtalia! I bet on it 100% it was her doing! After all, we saw her riding a ferry across the city. Wanna guess where she was heading to?

After 3 seasons, it seems that my perception of Naofumi as being distrustful has waned a lot. Because otherwise he wouldn’t have been taking in so many new people into his domain. Yes, he is still sceptical but I can see that he is more open to trusting others. It’s a good way for him to move on otherwise he will be no different than the rest of the other heroes if he had clung on to his past. We are reminded that he can still get angry whenever it involves his comrades. Don’t try to take make a move on them because he’ll f*cking make you regret it. Raphtalia continues to support him although I feel not as prominent as before due to the influx of new characters. Of course that is before the final episode revelation that she is some faraway country’s royalty. The much needed emphasis to throw Raphtalia back into the spotlight. Next season we expect to see more of her, right?

And Filo, why do I have a feeling this chicken is going to be in distress in every season? Last season whereby she was sold in auction was distressing enough. Now we have to see her being the target of idiot Motoyasu and also becoming the core of that dragon. Is it so fun to torment a filolial? Lecia still feels like a she is insecure although last season she proved herself when it matters. But this time it bears fruition as it is her turn to return the favour and save Itsuki. Maybe it’s her character but I can’t say I dislike her. Melty at least has some dialogue this season but I don’t find her making any impact and was almost forgettable. Last season Mirelia had her fair share of screen time and now she’s back in the background. As for Eclair, I wonder if the reason she gets more screen time is because she is paired up with Ren so as to train him. Uhm, I don’t know about you but I feel that they’re trying to come up with some romance between the two.

The new characters are pretty okay but I suppose more time is needed to flesh them out. For instance, the white tiger siblings feel a lot negligible after Naofumi buys them. After all, Fohl continues to train and train while Atla could be the dangerous one. Oh you know, she doesn’t bat an eyelid into doing adult stuffs with Naofumi, if I should go so far as to say that. Oh Raphtalia, you’ve got a rival in this context. So better keep your eyes peeled (pun not intended) for this little white tiger girl because who knows when she’ll snatch Naofumi from under your noses. Considering her character, it’s not possible. And then we have Sadeena to add more offensive firepower to the group but for now it seems she is playing the nanny and taking care of the many young ones at Naofumi’s domain. As mentioned about Rat, she provides science! Period. Then there is the strange entry known as Syne. She’s like the most unwelcomed member in Naofumi’s group. Always tagging along and trying to prove herself, hoping Naofumi’s goodwill will accept her. She looks pitiful enough of wanting to just be accepted. There are a lot of mysteries surrounding her origins (especially her strange way of talking because some words are censored by interference) and for all we know, she could be like another Kizuna.

Speaking of Kizuna, I guess with last season solving her world’s problems, she won’t be appearing anymore alongside L’Arc, Therese and Glass? Because of that, this is the reason why Raph-chan became the pet mascot and hangs around Naofumi. Like as though a memento and keepsake that they were real. Going to Kizuna’s world was not a dream. Yeah, losing Ost wasn’t a dream either. And so with this little critter, it’s like a reminder of last season’s fling. Speaking of pet mascot, looks like now we have Gaelion who is going to be another pain in the ass in terms of rivalry for Filo. Yeah, this loli sure has a lot on her plate. Motoyasu’s harassment and now a Pokemon reject going to steal Naofumi’s attention. Oh well, competition is healthy. I hope.

Action scenes are still decent but I have to admit even at this point I am still lost at what kind of shield gives what kind of powers or abilities. Uhm, what does the meteor shield do again? I am so ashamed. Yeah, there’s a bunch of them in Naofumi’s arsenal. But I noticed that Naofumi didn’t very much go into his cursed mode and even so, just once against the Emperor Dragon. Shows that there weren’t formidable enemies enough to make him go all out like that. In a way it is good because would you rather see him get mad and pay the price from using such cursed skills or using others that are more powerful and surpassing the need for such quick fix? I’ve got a feeling the beasts attacking this world are of the 4 heavenly beings. Oh you know, the tortoise, phoenix, tiger and dragon. My guess the Emperor Dragon here only serves as a warm up and this beast will be the ultimate and toughest final Wave our heroes will have to face yet. But that’s for another time. Assuming I am correct. On a trivial note, seeing others like to hit on Naofumi’s village, I feel this is going to be some sort of running joke as some houses get destroyed and it looks like some parts will always eternally be in state of repairs. Oh well, at least it keeps those kids busy.

Art and animation are still consistent and this time I didn’t notice much downgrade during the fight scenes. But still the use of CGI especially on the Emperor Dragon. Yeah, last season’s CGI on the Spirit Tortoise was weird. However the fight with the Emperor Dragon in the cave was dark so in a way, it cleverly hides the CGI flaws. But still looking weird if you ask me. Especially Gaelion who is mostly animated in CGI but thankfully doesn’t break the series as a whole.

New seiyuus this season include Ami Koshimizu as Sadeena, Konomi Kohara as Atla (Chika in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Kouhei Amasaki as Fohl (Kirill in Double Decker! Doug & Kirill), Hana Hishikawa as Wyndia (Yui in Delicious Party Precure), Satsuki Kokubu as Rat and Maria Naganawa as Syne (Kanna in Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon). Once again, Madkid sings this season’s opener, Sin. Can’t say I like this rock and hip hop infused with dubstep music, which somewhat feels like a downgrade from last season’s opener because that rock music somewhat reminds me and fits to be a spinoff BGM for the retro hit first person shooter game, Doom! Serious! Chiai Fujikawa who sang last season’s ending theme is also retained for this season’s ending song, Suki Ni Natte Wa Ikenai Riyuu. Is it me or does this rock song has similar vibes to last season? But if you want something cute, special ending for episode 4 has Filo singing the idol-like Kirakira Kyu that will definitely make your heart go ~kyun if you are a lolicon and chicken lover. Heh.

Overall, I can’t say that I am totally impressed with this season because it feels like a detour and a season to see how Naofumi gathers up his comrades for the next big fight. Yeah, if they suddenly jumped into fighting the phoenix, I’ll be b*tching why they skipped a lot of material and get confused! After all there are still a lot of intriguing mysteries in this world like that Faubrey legend especially some hints about that fallen king, Aultcray Trash. Then there are those vassal weapons that adds to more interested. Oh, what’s this I found on the internet about a sewing kit vassal weapon???!!! Not surprising as we had a fishing rod for Kizuna the last time. I hope there’s none in the form of a dildo. WTF did I just say???!!! Hey, at least I didn’t let all the anger from last season built up. Was I even angry then? Nah. A major improvement in handling my emotions better? Nah. I was pointing my disappointment at other disappointing animes of the season. You got lucky this time, Shield Hero S3!

Saihate No Paladin S2

23 March, 2024

Thankfully, we didn’t have to wait for years for the sequel. I’m talking about Saihate No Paladin S2 and it’s only about a couple years since the first season aired. The Faraway Sequel wasn’t so far after all. Heh. Sorry, bad pun. While it seems that the light novel source is still somewhat on hiatus, we were promised at least the sequel for the anime and thankfully they didn’t botch on that. While cancelled productions in anime are very rare and don’t happen often, there’s always that chance. But enough of silly unfounded worries, we’re glad we get to see Will continuing to spread Gracefeel’s faith and keeping his promises to his dead undead parents-cum-guardians. Stepping out from their shadows and becoming a man of his own.

Episode 1
Will happily explains to Menel about a few important documents he has got. He has turned this place into a trading port to diversify its portfolio. Because if they cut down all the lumber and sell it to Whitesails, they’ll run out in no time. Menel notes he thinks like an elf but unlike himself, he just wants to be happy today seeing the world can end tomorrow. Many feel the same as him. Later Bee wants Will to accompany her to the academy as there is something she wants to see. But as they approach the front, there seems to be lots of curses and warnings for those who intend to sneak in. Will of course will try the front door to show their true intentions. As they continue, it seems the forest is playing tricks on them in getting lost. They then stumble into an old groundskeeper and they keep him company with their conversation. He is interested to see Will’s power but as Will noted, he cannot use it for sport and thus he hopes he’ll understand why he cannot use it. Will is then tasked to gather firewood. Instead of using his magic, he uses his common sense and science to make them dry to light more fire. Then they talk about magic and Bee’s earnest reply about Will who put himself before others has the groundskeeper reveal his true form. He is Hiram and one of the professors of the academy. He will take responsibility to let them into the academy that is only otherwise restricted to only sorcerers. He takes them to the library where Bee continues to look for the book she wants. Will notices she is looking through records of the academy’s graduates and local historical records. After they leave, Bee tells Will why she was looking for such books. Before she became a minstrel, she was travelling with someone she ended up by chance. She was a beautiful and amazing sorcerer who helped others and was not really that well known. But after they parted shortly, she died in a fight against spectres. Bee is sad but accepted the decisions she made. That’s why she doesn’t want her forgotten and wanted to write a song on her. That is why she also sings so that people will know the existence of others. Will notes she isn’t the kind to settle in one place for long and will move on. But even when she leaves, she’ll eventually come back. Even if one day he dies in a battle somewhere.

Episode 2
Will and Menel fighting their way through monsters in a wilted forest until they arrive to battle General Cernunnos. It all happened a few days ago when Ethel tasked them to find out what’s happening. The duo learnt that this ancient forest is governed by 2 lords known as Oak and Holly. Some transfer of royal authority was supposed to happened but have stalled. So when they go to ask Oak why he didn’t do the transfer, he said it was Holly who refused to accept or rather communications with him have been severed. This transfer must happen or else the forest will collapse. Menel then suggested to transfer the authority to him in which Oak rejected because his body might not last for a month. Menel claimed it is enough time and he is bent on doing this to atone his sins. So Will waited for Menel as he entered deeper into the forest for his trial until he emerged victorious. Now the duo easily defeats Cernunnos as they transfer the authority to Holly who then restores the forest to its normal beauty. Holly thanks them but also warns Menel that his body is now suitable to be the next vessel and will turn into one. It seems he cannot refuse although the process will take hundreds of years. Holly also warns about the Rust Mountains in the west have turned red and that some Fire of Black Calamity will break out. Fire will break out everywhere and demons will invade as well as the Lord of Hellfire and Miasma. Will and Menel return to report to Ethel and Bagley. Noting now the Rust Mountains which was once the dwarves’ capital is now a nest of demons, they have to treat this with high priority. Will is glad since this means he can go all out fighting. Later as Will talks to Bee, she tells him what she knows about Rust Mountains. Once known as Iron Country where dwarves lived, it was lost 200 years ago due to an uprising to stop the demons’ advancement. Despite the gallant efforts. Many lives were lost. The demons took over and over time it became known as Rust Mountains. Survivors who fled do not want to tell of the horror and thus even in songs there is not much info of what happened. As Menel leads Will through the forest shortcut back to Torch Port, they talk about Will’s mortality seeing as a human, he doesn’t have long to live compared to even a half-elf. This means everything needs to be settled while Will is still alive since he wants to see all his accomplishments and will continue to fight by his side.

Episode 3
As Will ponders about the state of the immigrants, Tonio suggests he talk to Agnarr, the leader of the immigrants. Flashback shows Gus and Blood teaching Will about the different spirits. Combined with certain elements and that was how the races of elves and dwarves were born. As Will and Menel train, they catch Ru peeking on them. Menel accidentally scares him off. Will then goes to see Agnarr who introduces him to his grand uncle, Grendir who is one of the last survivor of Iron Mountain. It seems Grendir wants to die in his homeland just like many of his immigrants. As Will agrees to assist in any way he can, Grendir tells of his country’s history. This includes until the day their last king, Aurvangr was visited by an emissary of High King and told to pledge their allegiance to him. His answer was to slay that demon and thus the final warning that a dragon will come wipe out his country. Aurvangr gathered all his capable warriors, knowing they will all die in this battle but they will not let their country die. The rest is history. Those who didn’t fight could only regret and lament they only followed their king’s orders to escape. Thus Grendir hopes to fulfil his king’s wishes one day. On his way back, Will stops a fight between Ru and a couple of drunk men. The men immediately flee upon realizing who Will is. Will has Ru accompany him as they talk. As an immigrant who just arrived, he was just exploring around. He however feels guilty that unlike the rest of his clan, he isn’t doing anything busy. Will assures him as he has already spoken to Agnarr and suggests Ru become his thane. Unsure at first, Ru agrees so as to learn from him. When they return to his clan, everyone is worried sick about him. Ghelreis learns about Will wanting to make Ru his thane and this has everyone in shock because it is dangerous for a thane has to accompany the paladin master on beast hunts. They tell him to reconsider but he shrugs it off that he needs to prove himself as a dwarf. With Will making it official right now, Ghelreis considers Ru a dead man to him. What he means is that Ru now cannot place his own life higher than his master and must risk it all without hesitation to protect him. He will explain all this to Grendir. He leaves Ru in Will’s care.

Episode 4
Will wants to pay Ru to show that he values his loyalty. He also starts to train Ru and has Menel as his assistant. Looks like Ru has got lots of room for improvement and keep this up, he’ll be in shape in no time. Ru then tells Will about his background. Because of his noble background, he was shielded by his clan. Therefore he became weak and cowardly. For a long time he wondered if this was the right thing until he heard a song about Will and wanted to be like him. Now he is serving him and he couldn’t be happier of his dream coming true. Then talking about courage, Will says he can kill wyverns and chimeras using his training moves. He is not scared of them. Thus it is not courage. What is true courage? He too himself is unsure. Reystov returns and meets Ru for the first time. He gives him some tips on his posture to look confident. Of course Will also wants him to help train Ru. He asks Reystov the meaning of courage. He replies if that is his thinking, he cannot find the answer. Don’t tell me he too doesn’t know!!! Soon Anna reports to Will about sightings of the undead. Will goes to handle it but has Ru accompany him. As they trek through the place, they stumble into a grave keeper statue. It is believed to be erected to keep thieves out since many loved ones are rested here. They make their prayers before continuing their investigation. As Ru is stumped there are no undead here, Will explains these people received proper burial and hence cannot turn into the undead. He also notes how Stagnate as the god of death was overly kind with the undead. Because of that, it brought lots of inconvenience to the living. Will knows better since he fought that bugger first hand. Then they stumble into a small cave and head deeper. Once they reach some inner chamber, they feel an evil presence. This shadow recognizes Will and he too recognizes this evil as Stagnate.

Episode 5
Stagnate is not here to fight them as he knows he cannot win. He is also here not as an Echo but a Herald (messenger). He shows Will his revelation that brings the latter agonizing on his knees. It seems the vision is that Will will be defeated and die while fighting in vain the dragon, Valacirca. If he doesn’t believe it, feel free to consult Gracefeel. Stagnate is telling him this because he loves humans and especially heroes. It’ll be a pity to see him dead. He further adds before he turned to the evil side, he met Valacirca once. He fought for no beliefs but for victory and plunder. Narrating more about his deeds especially he was hired by demons as a mercenary 200 years ago, Valacirca was deeply wounded in that battle and fell into slumber. He confirms to Ru that Aurvangr was a true hero. He managed to take an eye from the dragon before his demise. This makes Ru emotional as his ancestors’ heroics were true. When a roar is heard, Stagnate warns the dragon’s roar will cause chaos. On their way back, they have to fight many monsters who have fallen or gone berserk by that roar. They even have to face a gentle giant of the forest who is now on a rampage. But Will won’t kill him and instead wrestles him down before healing him to free his mind. Gangr is grateful for Will’s help and will heed his warning to try and bring his clan to safety. Stagnate reminds Will that he got lucky this time. If another roar breaks out, doing such will not suffice. With chaos breaking out everywhere, Will and his pals quickly help to wounded and send adventurers to fight off the monsters. He notes at this rate if the dragon awakens now, all the cities will be destroyed.

As he is so deep in his thought for Gracefeel’s guidance, he didn’t notice the commotion outside until now. It seems Ru is trying to stop his fellow dwarves from confronting Will. They think he is going to slay the dragon so they want to go with him and die with their ancestors. He tells them not to panic but they won’t listen. Ru wrestles them down. Not a single one can defeat him. Even if Grendir argues they want to continue the battle to die with their king, Ru explains the flaws in that thinking. They are so bent on dying, they are not thinking of winning. Their ancestors died for the sake of winning as he promises Will will make his decision and when he does, he will be by his side. He swears by their king’s name as he also reveals he is his grandson, Vindalfr. Will now steps out and commends Ru. He tells everyone he is going to slay the dragon and hopes Vindalfr will fight by his side. He wants a guide there so Ghelreis offers himself instead of Grendir since he is needed to unite the people. The others joining him are Menel and Reystov. Is he sure this few people can win? Well, he too isn’t sure but he knows numbers are not going to defeat Valacirca. Bee is happy to write a new song on Will (hopefully it won’t be a tragedy) while Tonio has prepared all the supplies he needs. That night, Will dreams and meets Gracefeel who doesn’t want him to die. However Will is still bent on going to fight Valacirca to fulfil his promise to her. With that, she accepts and blesses him.

Episode 6
Our heroes set sail to their destination. Halfway, they switch places with Marcus and his men. This is part of Will’s plan to use them as the decoy. Because demons will be waiting for them at the front door, Will’s side will be barging in via backdoor. The gang realizes they need to past through a certain place and that is when Will points out it is where he once lived, shocking them. So yes, Will is going to visit home for a while as he disperses the foggy maze. Welcome home. After paying his respects to Blood and Mary’s grave, he goes to see Gus who gives him a scare because well, why not. I’m sure Gus is fine because the first thing he is asks is if Will is making money! You bet he is. And not as a child of some noble widow. He is the lord of his own town, mind you! Gus learns of Will’s plan and isn’t too happy. Especially when Valacirca is hired by the gods, it means Will could’ve solved this via money or offerings rather than this narrow minded thinking. Gus then meets his friends and Ghelreis knows Gus because he was one of the few fleeing dwarven soldiers whom he saved 200 years ago. Later Will asks Gus more about Valacirca. It is best to go for his old wounds because dragon scales are tough as f*ck. Because of their ancient words, they can fly fast despite their enormous size. This means in a magic battle, you will lose. Don’t even mention close combat. Gus laments Will is going to die fighting the dragon but Will is determined to fight this because he has no way to bargain with a dragon. If left alone, the dragon will cause more chaos. As for running away, apparently there is a difference between being alive and not being dead. Gus has everyone look through a secret armoury and select any weapon they want. These are all the equipment of fallen heroes who gave their lives against High King. For the weapons they choose, Gus knows the story and the wielder behind it. Will hopes to come back here with Bee once this is done so get ready all your stories grandpa Gus. Too bad, Bee isn’t Will’s girlfriend. So much about a grandkid.

Episode 7
Will gives Vindalfr his father’s dagger and believes he will put it to good use. As they stay for the night, Will visits Blood and Mary’s grave. Gus is also here to talk to him. It seems Will is leaving tomorrow morning. Once more, Gus knows Will and his friends will die seeing they are not strong enough to even be an obstacle to Valacirca. But Will would rather fight than run away seeing if he threw everything to survive, it means he wasn’t dead. After all, they have all come here knowing the risk but also didn’t come here to die. Gus is sad he can’t help them but for Will, his thoughts are more than enough. As they continue their boat ride the next day, they talk about an elven forest next to Iron Country called Lothdor. Ghelreis could remember some of the feuds between elves and dwarves. Mostly a love-hate relationship. During the Great Collapse, they secluded themselves and resisted. When they enter the area, it seems everything has rotted away. Menel and Will could tell taboo words were used by immoral demons to cause so. They have to fight serpents, enough to get away since they don’t want to attract demons with prolonged fighting. However with the change in terrain and the whole forest submerged in water, you could say they are lost. Then zombie hands pop out from the water. Will can tell they are not enemies. He knows they are in pain and says some words of comfort to ease them. Then an elven spirit seems to guide them to where they need to go. Menel then makes haste because elves’ sense of time is different AKA bad. Soon could mean a whole year or something. They hear a scream and it seems up ahead an elven lady has been attacked by a hydra. Will and co go subdue it. However the elven lady is deeply poisoned and refuses Will’s healing. She wants them to save her people in the north but Menel tells her to accept Will’s miracle first.

Episode 8
While Dinelind AKA Dine is grateful to Will for saving her life, she isn’t pleased with Menel since he is rude according to elf standards. They soon learn that the reason Dine is out here is because the elves have this pride not to abandon the sick and weak. Hence she voluntarily went on a journey to save resources for them. As she guides them to the village, the dragon’s miasma gets thicker. She explains despite the dragon is up at the mountain, it seeps through the tunnels that the dwarves made. Of course she doesn’t blame them. Arriving at Lothdor, they see many elves sick and weakened. Will goes see the chief in which he heals his coughing. He is willing to heal the rest. It might take a toll on his vitality but a few hundred is nothing to him. After he is done and resting, Stagnate comes to visit him to warn him this is his last chance to turn back. Any further attempts will have him killed. Fleeing now is not cowardice as he wants him to build up strength. Although his comrades and many others will die, their deaths will bring more followers to Gracefeel. Obviously Will declines and Stagnate is stumped that by being stubborn even more will die in the future. Will reasons that the moment he accepts his proposal, his promise and faith will be broken since he is a weak man. He knows this is all part of Stagnate’s plan to lure him to his side. Stagnate admits to that and wants him to be his right hand man. Together they will conquer the world by slaying the dragon, heroes and all the gods. Will smiles and once again declines. He will always be Stagnate’s enemy because he respects him. All Stagnate can do is say goodbye to his foolish enemy. Next day, Will sees Menel and Dine arguing. No, it’s not a lover’s quarrel. Long story short, Menel wants to heal the lord of the forest. Dine disagrees since it is too dangerous and the land is demon beast territory. She is not going to ask them to fight another battle. Will being Will, he wants to do it and gathers his men. Dine gives up arguing and gathers a few of hers to guide them. After doing so, he has the elves guide them to the entrance of Iron Mountain. He doesn’t want them to fight with them as they are weak and will only get in the way. It is humiliating but Dine accepts this reality. After opening the gate, a terrifying aura brings them to their knees. Will’s prayer saves them and it seems Valacirca has already noticed their arrival. Our brave men venture forth as Dine prays for their success and promises to repay their debt.

Episode 9
Walking through the miasmic filled pathways, they find it strange that no demons have attacked them. Then when they enter the hall, they see undead soldiers. Actually they are dwarven warriors all reduced to bones and skeletons. They think the war is still ongoing and look forward to fight. Vindalfr sadly breaks the bad news to them that their king has died and he is his grandson. They find it hard to believe that Iron Country has fallen but Vindalfr gives a rousing speech that promises to take back their land. That is why he wants them to rest. They have done more than enough. Just like that, they cross over to the other side. As they proceed, demons start to attack. These small fries are nothing until they reach the throne room. Sitting there is a demon general, Scarabaeus. Vindalfr wants to fight him since this is his fight. While Will agrees, Menel thinks the opposite. However they have no option of helping him since Scarabaeus sends his demon minions to keep them busy. A little bit of drama as Vindalfr gets owned at first. Then he powers up and kills the bug mother. Don’t celebrate too early yet as they have to clean up and fight the remaining demons. Once that is done and take a little breather, they realize Scarabaeus’ body is gone. Strange, he has been decapitated and doesn’t disappear into dust. They continue their journey, reaching the cavern. They see Scarabaeus’ body trying to seek help but then he gets squished like a bug by the dragon’s paw. Hello everyone. That’s right. It’s Valacirca in the flesh. Or scales rather.

Episode 10
Valacirca seeks their name but all are left paralyzed in fear. Will then remembers Mary’s teaching of acceptance so he calms down and tells the dragon to introduce himself first. After Valacirca does so, Will answers his question. Valacirca is nostalgic over those names because had they called him first before the demons, they would’ve been fighting on the same side. Will is shocked when Valacirca asks if he wants to make him his servant. Since they have defeated those demons, it proves that they are strong. He doesn’t want to fight strong warriors as it would be inconvenient to him. Of course he too has his ulterior motives and will seek proper compensation for being his servant. Will accuses him that if that happens, in a few years he will change loyalties and destroy everything again. Valacirca admits to that but even so, is this not a good deal? Why does he want to fight him? Show that he has it to control him. Now choose between peace or death. Wow, Will is so confused that he is asphyxiating hard. Someone help? Then he remembers Gracefeel and has been saved by her. He calms down and throws the choice back to him. Will will not choose but rather Valacirca. Will he mend his ways or not? Knowing that the peace is only limited between them, hence the only option is to change. By doing so, Will promises to protect him from all those who are hostile to him as long as he lives. Valacirca congratulates him for answering the dragon’s riddle. He is not a reckless boy trying to show off his strength or a selfish one trying to protect his own life. He acknowledges Will the same as the heroes of the old. However he refuses to change. Because what is a dragon without wars, deaths, disasters, treasures, heroes, etc. And so the fight begins. Will manages to cut through the tough dragon scales albeit it is not enough to bring the giant beast down. With magnificent teamwork from the rest, Will binds Valacirca and then recites the deadliest spell of Gus to absorb Valacirca into some black hole. So… Uhm… Is it over? Wow. This victory sure feels unsatisfying. As Will feels uncertain, he realizes the battle is not over when he feels a gush of wind coming in. Too late, Valacirca is back as the wind blows everyone back. Will realizes Valacirca uses words to transform. Come to think of it, how could something this huge enter this underground country? Will is left stunned as he further realizes this dragon has fought every kind of words in battle and won.

Episode 11
Valacirca offers Will to serve him. Refuse and he will burn his comrades to ashes. But knowing Will, he won’t and thus Valacirca offers him another solution without fighting him: Kill himself. Obviously Will will not take that option either. He will continue fighting him as all of them know the risks when undertaking this mission. Will is going to hit him millions of times till he dies. So that’s the plan? The fight resumes. Will manages to stab his old wound once but his spear breaks. Now he uses Overeater but apparently Valacirca knows how to deal with it too. The dragon blasts directly at him but only thanks to a Herald sent by Gracefeel keeps Will safe. Valacirca could’ve landed the finishing blow only to be interrupted by Stagnate. After seeing this valiant fight, Stagnate couldn’t help intervene because surely he wants to fight Will and will not let him die before that. For this crazy reason, he is more than ready to get involved. Valacirca is impressed he has 2 gods fighting by his side. However Stagnate will not give Will any protection since they are deemed enemies. However because this is Iron Country, he summons the dead souls of the fallen dwarves. As they surround the dragon, Will’s comrades return. Thankfully, they’re not dead or ghosts. The spirit of Aurvangr faces them as he gives Will his sword, Calldawn. But some souls are burning up from Valacirca’s flames and this will reduce them into nothingness and never be reborn again. This is when Gracefeel uses her blessing to bless them and then transfer them into our living warriors. Aurvangr leaves his last message to Vindalfr to take care of their people. Now they return to face Valacirca who has been kindly waiting for them to settle their business. Only because he wants them to be filled with hope and then he will crush it all and see them fall in despair. Will readies himself to kill Valacirca and keep his promise to Gracefeel.

Episode 12
The final assault begins as all sides go all out. When Valacirca breathes his miasmic gas, Will thought it is over and it will be fine if he dies alongside the dragon. However Gracefeel tells him not to give up so Will gets back up and stabs Valacirca with Calldawn. In the aftermath, Will wakes up with his comrades relieved that he is okay. The huge dragon corpse lying nearby. Good thing the dragon is not playing dead! They give thanks to the dwarven soldiers before they cross over. Will realizes his body feels different. He can crush a rock easily? Stagnate explains the dragon’s breathe has tempered with his body and now Valacirca’s blood is also flowing inside him. In short, Valacirca’s life is now intertwined with his soul. Although he is very powerful now and mere swords cannot hurt him, he must take great care to not let pride to his head or the beast will take control. Stagnate can’t be happier when Will feels indebted to him because this is way better than forcing him to submission. Gracefeel offers Stagnate to give up his ways and join her. However Stagnate will not. Stagnate further hints he wants to seduce Will’s child and wonders if he creates a female Echo, will Will create a child with that? This makes Gracefeel very angry although Stagnate notes about Rhea Silvia who creates demigod children with heroes all the time. Before Stagnate dissipates, we see the true original female form for a short while.

Now that Valacirca is slain, Gracefeel will grant any wish. Vindalfr wants the land purified from miasma. With others agreeing, Gracefeel uses her blessing to purify the mountains even as far as Lothdor. When they exit, Dine is very relieved to see they have survived. The elves are now out to play as they celebrate. Our heroes give some of the dragon’s treasures to them as Vindalfr hopes to rebuild their countries to its former prosperity. Menel will also try to seek help from his village so Dine will go with him. Stopping by the city of the dead, Gus is shocked to see all alive. Yeah, he really expected them dead, huh? Of course he notices the strange mana flow in Will and notes it is a curse but Will accepts this fate. After Will prays at the graves, Gus allows Vindalfr to keep the weapons. It is the best honour for his fallen comrades. As for Calldawn, Vindalfr says Will can keep it since Aurvangr has chosen him to wield it. Finally they return home as everyone hears the good news that Valacirca is slain. Here are some dragon scales and horn as proof! Tomorrow we celebrate this victory! Yahoo! Bee gonna be busy writing songs. One day, a couple of young adventurers want to do a dangerous job. Will advises them to take a suitable quest as well as giving them a special dagger. Never hold back in spending money on good equipment. Would you care to hear the story behind it? Sit back because it’s a long story…

Good Will’s Hunting
I am guessing that with Valacirca’s life force now inhibiting inside Will, this will avoid the gods and the likes in calling forth this creature again. After all, it is safe to say that now Will is in control of the dragon, do you not think so? This means Will can pull off some really dragon-like moves and powers in the future if he ever faces off with greater and more formidable foes. Like say, Stagnate? You bet they will cross paths again since there are unfinished business between them. But that is for another story in the future for another time. The Faraway Sequel joke doesn’t seem funny now…

Obviously this season adapts the entire chapter of the Lord of the Rust Mountains volume. Some may find it draggy as the whole seasons builds up from the meeting of the dwarves and their plight to take back Rust Mountains FKA Iron Country from a certain terrifying dragon. It’s a great season if you are into character and world building that takes time and the entire season to flesh out rather than just a few episodes. As pointed out in my opening paragraph, the light novel is still somewhat on hiatus so it is only right this next chapter also gets its full development like those adapted in last season.

This is just one of the many adventures that Will will face in the future and therefore this season serves to prove Will’s credentials as he matures and develops his own reputation ever since departing from the city of the dead and turning into an independent man. He is still far from being perfect but as I can see and remember, he has greatly improved from the person I know from last season. While it may seem a bit unrealistic that Will has levelled up considerably in the span of a few short years, but I have to remember that he has the blessings of Gracefeel and of course his dead parents-cum-guardians. And of course not forgetting Will’s stubborn iron will (pun intended) and some would call it stubbornness. Or should I say perseverance? It is what sees him through such tough life or death moments even though it may paint him as reckless. Despite all overwhelming odds that are stacked against him, Will is willing to die for his beliefs and that is what sets him apart from a lot of heroes and main characters. I bet at this point you have even forgotten that this is an isekai series and Will came from another world, right?!

Unfortunately, I just don’t feel the impact of the other characters especially those who travelled with Will to face Valacirca. Like Menel and Reystov, personally I just felt they were Will’s lackeys even though I know better that they aren’t. They just play mostly supporting roles to assist Will in his quest and fight. That’s most probably it about them for this season. My guess is that they don’t want to take away the focus on building Will’s character. Remember, what is the name of this series again? I don’t blame you if they feel underwhelming but this doesn’t mean that they are pushovers. Other characters from last season also felt minimal like Tonio and Bee who appeared only in the initial episodes but this is understandable. Can’t bring a merchant and a troubadour to a battle, right? The same can be said for Ethel and Bagley. What can a king and priest provide more in a fight?

New characters introduced like Vindalfr, somehow I also don’t feel quite the impact I expected his character to be. I’m not saying it is bad but considering this arc is about the dwarves trying to get back their homeland, I have come to expect Vindalfr to play a more significant role if not one that is of the same level as Will. Obviously Vindalfr at the start has lots of self-confidence issues as being a somewhat sheltered dwarven royalty, he also shoulders this guilt and responsibility of not doing enough for his people. Meeting Will helped restored some of that and under his guidance, Vindalfr is on track to become to new beacon of hope for his people.

In order for Will to overcome his current self, he needs a formidable foe. Valacirca is that right tonic and test to see if Will has got what it takes. There is a reason why the gods even fear this dragon and as I have seen, Valacirca is indeed as tenacious as he is terrifying as he is described to be. Unlike one-dimensional villains, Valacirca stays true to what he believes and wants. Even surprising us with some options like becoming Will’s servant. When you pit 2 stubborn characters together, you go nowhere. Thus this also seemed like a battle of who is more stubborn!

You know Will is such a great guy that even Stagnate himself (oh, so I see he was originally female as pointed out?) wants Will for himself. To a point that a former enemy would somewhat assist Will to help him vanquish a great foe. So can I consider Stagnate to be Will’s frenemy? It makes them strange bedfellows in this sense. Imagine if Will defeats Valacirca with his own power, this increases Will’s value from all sides. It is no doubt why Stagnate wants Will so badly. There is a possibility that other gods too may want him. Is there a rule that a person or at least a great hero can have the blessing of more than 1 god? I don’t know but for now, Gracefeel is going to have a rival over Will’s faith. But knowing Will, he will keep his promise to her. Unless Stagnate could offer something way better. What are the chances? As long as the possibility isn’t zero.

The action scenes are satisfactory. Might not have the most exhilarating fights since this isn’t supposed to be an action battle genre to begin with. The final fight with Valacirca understandably took a few episodes. But it’s not fighting all the way and there’s some intriguing dialogue. But yeah, I guess formidable enemies need to have their fights stretched out longer otherwise as seen and trolled by Valacirca’s fast ‘defeat’, it would’ve felt unsatisfying. And if you’re laughing at how 5 puny people can fight a mighty dragon, always remember quality over quantity. Imagine the chaos if all the dwarves who are ready to die, actually get killed. Valacirca will have a field day taking lives because they’re all like ants to him. So it’s probably for the best. Better to live with shame (and let there be hope) rather than die with honour (and in vain because it changes nothing). And also it is hard to animate hundreds of dwarves in a scene. Yeah. Oh right. That undead army. See how messy and ‘claustrophobic’ the scene was? So Will’s party sometimes feels like a video game. Pick a small RPG party and let’s go slay the dragon boss!

Speaking of the art and animation, they maintain consistent and especially the use of some CGIs in certain scenes especially the action ones. It’s not that bad and they don’t look too out of place. Even those undead dwarven soldiers do have the CGI-esque feel but it doesn’t break the entire series as a whole. After all, I don’t know if it is today’s trend that new studios will take over the ones who did the previous season. Because this sequel is now jointly done by OLM and Sunrise Beyond as they have taken over from Children’s Playground Entertainment. Thankfully there are no obvious changes in the visual styles and the backgrounds and lush sceneries are sometimes good to look at.

One surprising thing is the addition of Shouya Chiba as Will’s voice (Ayanokouji in Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E). Last season, Will had a female seiyuu voicing him (Maki Kawase) and even in his grown up form, Will was still voiced by her. It took me by surprise now that Will sounds manly. I guess Will is now an adult and no more a teen and it would be more palatable and believable to have him sound mature rather than a girly voice. Yeah. Talk about puberty kicking in. Of course the other complete change in seiyuu is Stagnate. This season the character is entirely in female form, Rumi Ookubo (Chinatsu in YuruYuri) takes over that god of death.

No other changes or additions like Will and Stagnate for other characters. The new ones this season are Gou Shinomiya as Vindalfr (Mao in Jormungund), Kenichirou Matsuda as Ghelreis (Gordon in Black Clover), Nobutoshi Canna as Valacirca (Lancer in Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works), Sanae Kobayashi as Dine (Lucy in Elfen Lied), Jiro Saito as Grendir (Magath in Shingeki No Kyojin), Hiroshi Yanaka as Aurvangr (Otogi in Nanbaka) and Kazuya Ichijou as Hiram (Hot Eye in Fairy Tail). The opening theme is Meika by Nagi Yanagi (who also sang the ending theme for the first season). Her singing trademark is there although the rock song is quite dramatic in nature. Need to pump up the hype to go fight the dragon, maybe. The ending theme is Puzzle by Kotoko and flows at a slower-cum-calmer pace. Like a homecoming song after returning from a hard fought battle. Both sound okay to me but nothing that would make me go gaga over it. But the more beautiful one is the final episode’s special ending, Ryuugoroshi No Eiyuu No Uta by Bee as it a fitting and epic finale to the saga.

Overall, a decent sequel to the series and if you love the first season, you’re going to like this one as much or even better. Still not the perfect fantasy but better than a few fantasy themed animes we had in the same season. Looking at you, a certain demon sword reincarnated high school Excalibur whatsoever and a certain gluttony based skill hero whatever. But for casual viewers, might find it a bit lost since there are already some terminologies and lore established (do you know the difference between an Echo and a Herald? And do you remember all those spells that are chanted in Latin?). I am still interested to watch this series and Will’s exploits should they have another season. What’s next after taking down a dragon? Maybe a phoenix, tiger and turtle to complete the heavenly beasts challenge. The Faraway Celestial Beasts…

Goblin Slayer S2

15 March, 2024

DOUBLE VIRGIN RESURRECTION!!! And that is how we got the sequel, Goblin Slayer S2, am I right?! Oh heck, I’m just pulling a fast one. I just wanted to say that as it was one of the strangest and most memorable things from the first season. Heh. But yeah, a series like that would be totally strange if it doesn’t have a sequel considering in today’s time that we live in. Everything must have a sequel nowadays! But hell, it took 5 years for the second season to come out! Better late than never. An even longer wait for yours truly who didn’t even see the movie sequel that came out in 2020. Yeah, I was hoping they would adapt it into a TV series like Kimetsu No Yaiba did with its Mugen Train arc. Oh well… Got to start the next season with a missing chapter from my side…

Episode 1
A reminder from first season how goblins killed the guys and raped the girls. Can you still stomach this? Now we can move on to see our pretty gang gathering. Shinkan feeling happy she might get promoted shortly. Elf and Dwarf are still arguing. Lizardman happy that the winter is over. What is today’s business for Goblin Slayer? Slay more goblins, of course! We see him buy lots of potions and then check and mark them. It never hurts to be prepared. As they leave, they bump into a rude kid who seems to be in a hurry. The gang comes back late that night. Mission successful although it was a tough one. As Goblin Slayer returns to the guild, he thought he saw a goblin. Turns out to be that rude kid (Shounen Majutsushi) sleeping in. Is Receptionist also sleeping on the job?! As Goblin Slayer reports his goblin kills, Majutsushi is seen taking notes but Goblin Slayer advises against that. Then he wants Goblin Slayer to teach him how to kill goblins but is turned down. Seeing he has nowhere to stay, he takes him back to the farm. While Ushikai has no qualms for him to stay, it seems her father is against it. In fact, because of his rude behaviour, it makes him distrust him even more and claims such rookies are no different than ruffians. Goblin Slayer is willing to put him in the shed he rent and will watch over him. This has father relent seeing he needs Goblin Slayer to get some rest. Next day at the guild, Majutsushi wants to hunt for goblins but is told to start small by killing rats first. Meanwhile Shinkan is sad because she didn’t get promoted. When she brought it up, they thought she didn’t contribute enough. It could be because she is with a group of high level adventurers. Hence it is suggested she becomes a mentor of a rookie group so as her contributions will be more visible. When Majutsushi comes to mock her, Lizardman warns him about doing so because now the entire guild doesn’t like his attitude. Majutsushi won’t lose so he claims he is going to kill some goblins. Since Paladin overheard it, she has an idea. Sure, Majutsushi can try kill some goblins but the leader of his party will be Shinkan.

Episode 2
Goblin Slayer and co go to see a dwarven client. Apparently a naughty goblin stole his toolbox. Earlier on another team of adventurers took on his request but they did not return. And that team had a female in it. See where this is going? The base of where the goblins are is a mausoleum. It’s a maze down there. They slowly take on the goblins in each room and Majutsushi can’t understand why they’re being so slow. Then as they notice a door, it is obviously a trap. As they ponder their next move, Majutsushi can’t wait any longer and opens it. Well, some horrifying body parts all fall out. His scream is the ‘trap’ that alerted the other goblins. Then a woman’s scream is heard. Majutsushi becomes impatient as he rushes in. There that woman is. Tortured via the stolen toolbox. Is this some sick twisted S&M?! Oh, there’s that big mother troll too. By luck, Majutsushi didn’t get smashed by him. With goblins coming into the picture, he could’ve been done for had not the rest come in to start the slaying party. To save the woman and retreat, Goblin Slayer has Shinkan use her holy light to temporarily blind the creatures. Since the troll is not a goblin, Goblin Slayer just burns him rather than killing him outright? Well, in that state, the troll just smashes everything, taking out probably half the goblins. When the gang reach a dead end, it seems the troll is still hot on their tails. This time, Goblin Slayer has Shinkan do another holy light and the Dwarf summoning some water spell. The immense cooling down causes the troll’s skin to crack before Goblin Slayer goes in for the kill. Right after that, it is back to more goblin slaying! Majutsushi can only watch in shock. In the aftermath, everyone comes out alive and celebrating. Though, Majutsushi doesn’t feel like doing so. Learning that the woman is alive and will make it, this is when Majutsushi blows his top. Being alive won’t do her any good. She’ll be mocked for the rest of her life. That was what happened to his elder sister. All this would not have happened had she not get stabbed by a goblin’s poison dagger. At the academy, he kept hearing others mocking his sister. He hates them. So sad he just falls asleep? So, that got your attention Goblin Slayer? What is he going to do? Going out for a night stroll? Apparently going to cry and regret at some alley?! Another victim just like him.

Episode 3
My, what a slow episode with no goblin slaying… Goblin Slayer teaching a few young adventurers on how to use a slingshot. Others are also training other young ones. Got to put in the effort. During the break, Shinkan talks to them and since Majutsushi is still adamant in wanting to kill only goblins, she relates how a friend of hers wanted to kill a dragon. Impossible. A dream. But it’s fine if it’s that. Goblin Slayer surprisingly agrees to go drinking with Lancer and Warrior. They talk about their dreams and shortcomings but for the time being, they have to do what they have to do. Majutsushi gets more magic lessons from Dwarf while Shinkan tries to invite young Rhea Fighter to join her in adventuring. As explained by Lizardman, this is to help prove herself for promotion. Rhea isn’t sure about it at first but with Lizardman pointing out she has quite a high amount of luck, they start off to ask around for others to join them. As construction of expanding the training grounds gets underway, a worker is shocked to find a goblin mound nearby. He kills the goblin but the rest overwhelm him. Goblin Slayer is about to continue training with the young ones when everyone hears a scream. It’s goblin slaying time.

Episode 4
Goblin Slayer has the young ones go into formation. If he is not back within a certain time, they have to act on their own. Hey, what are the chances he gets killed by a goblin? As he checks on the place, lots of dead human bodies. Gathering with the rest of the skilled adventurers, they discuss that there must be numerous holes popping up all over the place. However they just need to pick one and ambush them and destroy their base since the holes are all connected. The problem now is the young trainees. Can they take them along during this ambush? Warrior offers to stay back and watch them. However Shinkan also points out a group of trainees that have left earlier on. She believes the goblins who are cowards will target them. She volunteers to go save them. Better hurry, because those goblins managed to grab a girl and eat her alive?! HOLY SH*T! Worse, they are surrounded by goblins all over even on the tree top. Goblin Slayer leads the skilled adventurers into the tunnel as they get into the goblin slaying action. Meanwhile Warrior shows off his might as he cuts through a hobgoblin wandering about. Shinkan and Majutsushi’s side manage to arrive in time to save the trainees. But with too many goblins, Majutsushi is worried about casting his spell and fears letting his rage control him. But screw that because time is of essence. He uses his magic to amplify his voice. It scares off the goblin? Well, it buys time for them to retreat. No goblin slaying for him but it’s not the point of this mission today. Goblin Slayer’s idea of flooding the tunnels with the lake above and then freezing it with ice works fine. Yeah, how the heck does he know he is right underneath a lake although he claims he was here like ages ago! Does he have some GPS?! In the aftermath, Shinkan’s actions earned her the promotion she needs. Majutsushi talks to Goblin Slayer and it seems he wants to travelling around the world to get some experience rather than going to school. His goal is still to get back at those who mocked his sister although he couldn’t care less if they still act that stupid for the rest of their lives. Majutsushi still doesn’t like Goblin Slayer and he doesn’t want to be him. He would rather be a dragon slayer instead. It seems Majutsushi won’t be going alone as Rhea will accompany him. He tells them to say his name if they meet into a fellow rhea known as Burglar. Off they go and Ushikai can tell Goblin Slayer is one happy guy today.

Episode 5
After receiving a letter, Elf thinks it is the season to get married! So as the rest wonder if this would be goodbye or if her future husband allows her to go adventuring, turns out that it is Elf’s older sister who is getting married. Trolled us there. Since all is invited, looks like Goblin Slayer is forced to put his goblin slaying missions on hold to attend this wedding. Even Receptionist is invited since her colleague wants her to take a proper vacation. But first, a few goblin slaying missions to put everything in order before the leave. And so we see the usual gang killing all goblins attacking a church. Poor sisters. Where the f*ck was God when these goblins raped them?! Some even died! Dwarf picks up slabs of ancient texts. Obviously no one can read it. Goblin Slayer returns home, Ushikai learns about the wedding and she too is invited to come. The gang then head to that water town to make their preparations for the journey. Goblin Slayer sees Sword Maiden to get the slabs translated. Very ancient language. But since none containing goblins, he is not interested. You can have them. Sword Maiden is not happy since he is leaving so soon. How nice of him to get invited. Sorry, not that she can leave her place. But she warns him about the possible goblins in the area since they are heading there via river. Lots of sunken ships reported. So the gang takes a raft there as Goblin Slayer carves up lots of wooden spears. Better safe than sorry. As they travel through the valley, everyone is now on alert as they feel something big is coming. Yeah well, rocks dropping from all sides!

Episode 6
Yeah, those goblins throwing stuffs are pesky. Shinkan is going to have to tough it out with her barrier. Elf shoots her arrows and Goblin Slayer throwing his spears. They do so blindly and can hit their target? Must be hell lot of them. And why must they always fall into the water?! I thought they were staying hidden? The goblins have created a dam to block them from going further. It is then Shinkan calling upon God to break all the debris and Lizardman’s howl propelling them forward. Once in a safe area, they camp out and it’s swimsuit episode as our ladies get into their swimsuits. Lizardman not into not scaly things, Dwarf too old for this and Goblins Slayer… Is he gay? A nice night camping until next morning an elf warrior approaches Goblin Slayer and accuses him for encroaching into their land. It seems his side has taken out the goblin remnants and notes the arrows that killed some belong to their brethren. So he is the guy whom Elf’s sister is engaged to. He goes to check on Elf but sees all the beautiful ladies sleeping in their pyjamas. Rude awakening. You know the scream… He brings them to their land as he talks about the goblin activities but doesn’t care much about them. Because as elves, they have witnessed clash of greater beings like dragons, gods, demons, evil spirits, hence goblins are just so minute in comparison. He also mentions some ancient being is starting to get activate. Elves are told not to approach it since it lives in a different territory and he himself has not seen it but only its tracks. Arriving at the beautiful elven forest, Elf meets her sister who also sees Goblin Slayer in the flesh. She thanks him for taking care of her but also feel free to find better assistance. Goblin Slayer is humble and gives Elf the credit when due. Noticing a meek elf girl behind, it seems Goblin Slayer knows her and he tells her he has killed them all, bring her emotional relief. Later the sisters talk and it seems Goblin Slayer saved that girl from ogres. The sister wants Elf to stop going on dangerous adventures since the monetary reward is small. She also warns not to associate too much with lizardmen and dwarves since people might talk. So what? We’re racists now? Then there is Goblin Slayer. The songs painted him like a hero but the real deal is kinda different. Is she disappointed? Of course Elf won’t stop adventuring since it is fun and she can count on them. Suddenly a huge beast stomps through the place. Uhm, WTF this dinosaur?! Sorry Goblin Slayer, it’s not an elephant!

Episode 7
So this dinosaur punk is called Mokele Mubenbe?! Whatever. They see a goblin riding it. Time to kill it. However they can’t kill this creature because it’s like a living thing. So goblins are not living things? After killing the goblin, they rein in the big mother using old methods. I don’t know how they returned it back to its forest but whatever. Elf has a talk with her sister who is concerned with her mixing with other races. She tries to point out the very short lives of humans but Elf doesn’t care. Meanwhile the men are drinking but also talk about the possibility that goblins have created a nesting near the elves’ homes. Elf’s brother can’t believe such creatures dare do such a thing but as Goblin Slayer puts it, they might be foolish but not stupid. It could be they think the elves are living peaceful lives so they could be building a nest nearby to steal their stuffs. Then take lives and the entire village. As they talk about older sisters, Goblin Slayer blames himself as the one who made his sister stayed back at the village instead of leaving. She could’ve been better off without him. The only way is to make it up to her. Sword Maiden has deciphered the ancient texts. Looks like some strong enemy that could destroy the world. Goblin Slayer and co leave to hunt goblins up ahead. They manage to fool the goblins with a decoy as they attack the first boat that is manned by Lizardman’s skeletal puppets. As Goblin Slayer slays the goblins, he notices that these goblins are just on the watch as their attacks are sloppy and not ready for ambush. As they near this water temple, they see lots of dead elf bodies put up on display. Enough to give you the creeps. Then they enter the building and follow the pathways downwards. They arrive in a room with corpses and blood everywhere. It is possible the elves could be drinking water from blood and faeces of their dead comrades. The goblins are thinking of poisoning the water and the mastermind behind this could be a shaman goblin and skilled spell caster. After giving the bodies a proper burial, they camp for the night. Shinkan is obviously shaken from all she has seen today. Stay strong. The worse is yet to come.

Episode 8
Oh look, there’s an elevator to the top. How convenient. The numbers on the keys are somewhat associated to activate it. How smart. Once at the top, the gang burst out and start their goblin slaying action. Shinkan inhales the poison gas from the shaman and sees a vision of her comrades getting killed. Goblin Slayer getting killed by goblins? No way. She snaps out of it and starts to chant her miracle. However I don’t understand this part because she turned the shaman’s blood into water and then goes into despair about the thing that she has done. Goblin Slayer continues to praise her a good job she has done. When the time is right, all of them jump off from the edge. The bomb has set off so the water comes gushing out and flooding down on the goblins, pushing them off to their deaths. Not sure whatever explanations about it but the building will be alright and the elves who construct it will know how to clean up. Shinkan is worried if she will still be worthy of receiving miracles and that if she can still grow within a year. Well, look on the bright side. Killing all those goblins with water has unleashed a beautiful rainbow. Fabulous. Then we see some adventurers slaying monsters and Sword Maiden’s interpretation of the ancient texts that they have connected to somewhere forbidden and opened the gate to transfer to hell. Although it is sealed, it will open again. Everyone is back in time for Elf’s sister’s wedding. Such a beautiful night to remember. Everyone having a good time and as the bride tosses her wreath that symbolizes whoever catches it to get married next, we’ll leave it up to your imagination on which girl who gets it. After a few days of partying, our gang return to their home. Some time has passed and since Elf has not received any letter from her sister, it shows that the banquet is still ongoing. Live long, party hard.

Episode 9
A short flashback when Sword Maiden was younger, she was part of a ragtag group of adventurers exploring dungeons and slaying really tough demons. But to her relief, hey, no goblins! Yet! Now we see Goblin Slayer’s side fighting against a sea serpent. Apparently they received a request to exterminate sea goblins (?!) since people have been complaining the fisheries have been attacked by them. Well, turns out they aren’t sea goblins but uhm, friendly gillmen? Uhm, Homo Piscesians?! They point out the sea serpent at work. Goblin Slayer wasn’t interested in this because well, no goblins. But the rest couldn’t ignore this so you bet he has to tag along so as not to look like a dick. So as they fight the sea serpent, I thought it was silly of Goblin Slayer to ask if it’s a fish or snake. Well, duh! It’s in its name! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS A FISH, LIZARDMAN???!!! Because it has no poison in its bite???!!! I’m so confused! The sea serpent is killed after a hard fought battle. Goblin Slayer keep insisting to Receptionist like a broken recorder that there were no goblins. There were no goblins… There were no goblins… They split up the treasure given by the gillmen as Goblin Slayer takes the seashell for Ushikai. She happily receives it. Soon Sword Maiden calls upon Goblin Slayer. Another goblin exterminating mission? Actually, she is supposed to head to a meeting in the royal capital but the path has been sighted with goblins. Hence Goblin Slayer’s job is to escort her and not exterminate them all (although she would very much like him to do it). As the journey begins and they camp out for the night, Sword Maiden tries to get close to him. I’m not sure if she is insecure or has other hidden agenda but damn those goblins show up. She hides in the carriage as the rest fight back and eliminate them in a pincer attack. It is Goblin Slayer’s intention to kill them all. In the end, as he counts the corpses, he finds the number few and believes there are others out there since this one is a wandering tribe. He cuts off one of their back since it has a tribe mark behind. Then they arrive at the royal capital. A beautiful place as this is Goblin Slayer’s first time here. He wished he could’ve brought his sister here.

Episode 10
A princess is left fuming and bored staying in her room. She wants to go out like her brother. Mind you, her brother his the king of the royal capital! So when he returns, she gladly greets him but this is just a ploy so she can sneak out tonight. With Sword Maiden and co arriving safely, now what else is there to do? Goblin Slayer wants to research and Sword Maiden’s face lights up, happy to take him to the library. Too bad Dwarf wants her to put that off because he wants the guys to go drinking! Wow. Now she’s so dejected. During the drinking, Goblin Slayer pondering about life so Dwarf and Lizardman talk to him about the meaning of life since they have lived longer. Meanwhile Elf accompanies Shinkan to pray at the grave of an ex-comrade (and Majutsushi’s sister). Then they go relax at a bath. Shinkan notices someone watching her. During the bath, a girl comes up to Shinkan to ask what it’s like being an adventurer and the kind of equipment she has. After hearing enough, she leaves. But soon Shinkan realizes her clothes and gears have been stolen. Reports from the staff that they saw a priestess walking out. So yeah, this place has no locker security? This was bound to happen… Shinkan realizes it’s that person who was watching her since she finds her money pouch at her stack of clothes she left behind. Shinkan is in tears because her precious chainmail praised by Goblin Slayer is stolen. And she has to wear this oversized gear. Later Sword Maiden visits Goblin Slayer to give him a book he wants to research. So he is not going to company a crying girl? Well, I bet Sword Maiden wants his company more. He talks about a dagger he received from his dad. A good dagger. But he somehow misplaced it. Sword Maiden says she will be having a meeting with the king tomorrow and will bring up this issue.

So we see the men bringing up several issues while he was gone. This includes the strange religion of God of Wisdom that is apparently not the same as God of Knowledge spreading its teachings as well as the completion of several training facilities in various cities and guilds. Then Sword Maiden brings up no sign of disarray in the world although there are more displaced people and orphans. And also her friend’s clothes have been stolen and to exterminate all goblins! Well okay, the king will have someone look into it. Suddenly an emergency message. A girl in a priestess garb hitched a ride with a merchant outside the kingdom walls. But soon they were attacked by goblins. The merchant managed to run away and ride back here but that poor girl he realized to late is the princess has been kidnapped! Obviously the king needs to do something but not blow this scandal out of proportion. Imagine what others would think if they send a full squad just to save his little sister who went straying herself. As they deduce the goblins are making their nest up north, Sword Maiden believes that is where the Dungeon of the Dead lies. They rest need a trustworthy person to deal with the goblins and they appoint her to handle this. Uhm, Sword Maiden looking scared? But no fear, somehow Goblin Slayer has heard it all and he will take on this case. It’s personal. Sword Maiden is so relieved.

Episode 11
The king summons that group of adventurers to check out some fallen stone in the mountains up north. If they are bad, then take it out. Before Goblin Slayer’s group leaves, Sword Maiden hands them a well drawn map of the dungeon. It seems the 4th level is where the heart of the dungeon lies. If they plan to go further deeper, they will die. Hence she gives Goblin Slayer this ribbon amulet. Once they depart, her assistant wonders if she wanted to return to adventuring. However she notes that she has become a coward and weak. Perhaps this is a sign to move on. Goblin Slayer’s group reaches the carriage as Shinkan retrieves her staff. They are unsure if this attack on the princess is staged or not. If it’s the former, it’s sloppy as hell. Outside the dungeon, they make their plans before heading. The usual ambush by goblins and wolves as they head deep into the dungeon. With too many of them, Goblin Slayer pours fuel and burns them and the rest gets sucked into his teleportation scroll to be dropped from somewhere high. Meanwhile the group of heroines are fighting a hideous monster. They are baffled goblins fell and died from the sky. Goblin Slayer’s group rides the elevator down as Elf picks up multiple footsteps and some weird smell. It is believed to be some sort of ritual being performed and is best they don’t breathe in. As they enter the chamber, they see lots of goblins and dead human bodies around. In the middle is where our princess lies. Miraculously she is still alive. And the ringleader goblin isn’t a shaman but a priest. It makes a barrier to protect the centre while the other goblin goons attack the invaders. Shinkan starts to get a bad feeling as her protection isn’t working. Then as she looks around, she realizes the princess is not being offered but as a sacrifice. All those dead humans for bloodletting. She calls upon her miracle to dispel the barrier. Goblin priest tries to take her hostage but you know what? Goblin Slayer walks over like a boss, kicks him in the nuts and kills him! OMFG!

Episode 12
Shinkan rushes over to the princess and sees she is fine. Princess gets emotional and breaks down in tears. Goblin Slayer and Lizardman try to figure out the strange ritual. They believe it is to summon some dark god. I wonder if they jinx that because the goblin priest suddenly a huge hand rips out from his body! Shinkan recognizes it as the hand of a greater demon. So I’m taking that everyone is screwed. The hand starts creating a cold blizzard. This weakens Lizardman considerably. Hey, he is reptile after all. Dwarf conjures an ice wall as the rest drink some potion to warm up. Think fast on what to do next because the hand smashes the wall! It can move too! Goblin Slayer has a plan. Having Shinkan act as a distraction, Goblin Slayer then pours petroleum. It’s too cold to light a fire so it slips. But is that all? As Goblin Slayer tries to rein it in, Shinkan uses the key to open the elevator shaft before the hand slides down. As it tries to crawl up, Shinkan calls forth a barrier to block it before the rising elevator squashes it. Wow. That easy? But okay. They take out the remnant goblins on the way out. Shinkan seeing the princess’ pitiful state, reminds of herself when she started out. When they exit the dungeon, real sh*t hits the fan as hordes of goblins are waiting outside. So they’re going to die slaying goblins? Well, don’t hope for reinforcements seeing the royalty doesn’t want word to spread that their princess got kidnapped. Thankfully, Sword Maiden and her group of warriors have arrived to slay the goblins. Goblin Slayer told her about it and it was up to her to take action. Meanwhile we see the happy masterminds discussing how they set all this up. Using the kidnapped princess as sacrifice to resurrect a dark god and in turn it will breed with something across the stars to conjure something more terrifying. If this fails, they’ll spread word of the kidnap and hence the princess’ engagement will fail as many would think she has been tainted. Their discussion ends when Knight of Diamonds (the king?) crash into the place to put a stop to their wicked ways. Back home, Shinkan rues about being stronger but Receptionist relays the good news that a certain princess has decided to become a devout faith of Shinkan. It’s not that she will become a nun, more like she wanted to be like a certain priestess. This brings tears to Shinkan’s eyes. Goblin Slayer returns home as he accepts his never ending fate to slay goblins. Yeah, we figured it out from his name. This path will remain unchanged as Ushikai welcomes him back.

Unwelcome: Attack On Goblins
Oh? Nothing changed? So can I assume that in the even that there is another season, we will be expecting more or less the same thing? After all, what is the name of this anime again? Which also so happens to be the name/nickname of our main character. So yeah, a premonition of the future. Quite simple. Fight goblins, slay them, rinse and repeat. Oh yeah. Goblin Slayer. Nothing changed. Nothing will change. So simple and understandable, don’t you think?

Honestly, this season feels a little underwhelming. I don’t know, maybe it is because I expected something more. But instead I got a season that divides itself into several mini arcs. Well, not exactly a bad thing but I suppose today’s generation might find it hard to follow an entire cour’s worth of plot. Haha. Just kidding. But seriously. So basically this season we start off with a bunch of trainee adventurers in training (kiddie fest?), followed by a return to Elf’s hometown for a wedding (WTF that dinosaur rampage felt so out of place) before the finale of a big royal capital adventure with a kidnaped princess to boot. Yeah. Basically that’s what this season is all about. Nothing really spectacular if you ask me. Heh. What was I expecting? Goblin Slayer coming face to face with the ultimate goblin adversary, the Goblin God! The one who creates all goblins to rape all women in this world! OMFG. Yeah. Dream on.

Perhaps the perception that this season is going to be gorier and more terrifying has been etched in my expectations. After last season’s opener whereby terrifying goblins raped terrified women, the tone has been somewhat set for this series. Sure, there are lots of goblins getting killed, smashed, sliced and the likes. But it was nowhere near the level of goriness I remembered from last season. There weren’t even such controversial scenes of women getting raped and even so, those disturbing scenes of women being tortured and turning into goblins’ playthings are for a couple of few seconds. True, still disturbing on its own right but it so rare that I think you have better chances of finding a unicorn! Just exaggerating but you get what I mean. Like I’ve said, I’ve come to expect the unsettling theme this series has to offer but as far as I have seen, they’re mostly lukewarm. And to think they put up that same warning of graphic violence at the start of every episode… Yeah, the newer generation must be so weak!

The characters are a mixed baggage. For Goblin Slayer and co, they’re pretty much the same people we know from the first season. To even quote it in Goblin Slayer’s words: Nothing changed! You said that right. Goblin Slayer living up to his name to slay goblins without any mercy. What else do you expect of him? Since he is only interested in slaying goblins and not much of other races, uhm, will he do it if that particular creature identifies itself as a goblin? Oh no! Keep identity politics out of this anime!!! Dwarf and Elf’s banter this season seems to have toned down a bit and they don’t jab each other as much as I remember they used to last season. If I remembered that correctly, that is. Cheese loving Lizardman still fights on the frontlines with Goblin Slayer to add more offensive power while Shinkan continues to struggle with self-esteem issues albeit not that bad. She still shows signs of vulnerability but she’s learning and gaining experience from each outing.

Another reason why I felt this season is underwhelming is because if you remember last season, Goblin Slayer and co were fighting a formidable goblin champion. Goblin Slayer almost died and his comrades almost got done in. Yeah, that was nail biting and distressing. But the gang was nowhere close to any such dangers this season. Despite the drama angles showing they might be in danger, there was never a second I felt they would be knocking on death’s door. Even the final episode where they fought a huge demon hand, perhaps it only took us by surprise because it was an unprecedented enemy. But after a while and calming down, you realize that it wasn’t so much of a threat either. Yeah, it got defeated by an elevator! Sheesh. So perhaps last season as a new ragtag group, they were still rookies. Now that they have adventured numerous times together, they have better teamwork and experience. Good for them but for us viewers, pretty much bland and numbing to see them doing their usual goblin slaying.

This season showcases a bit more on Sword Maiden but nothing conclusive. Though, it shows that she is even more insecure than before because of her past trauma. It makes her feel a lot more vulnerable than before. If she had the tenacity like Goblins Slayer, she would be his female version seeing she wants all goblins dead! Too bad the way she is now, she doesn’t have the balls (technically!) to even face them. It makes me wonder if she likes Goblin Slayer because she helps gives her a peace of mind by killing goblins or truly of the romantic kind. Well, you do notice some of her advances at him, right? But that guy obviously has nothing but killing goblins on his mind. That’s why even Ushikai and Receptionist continue to play the waiting game. Maybe once all the goblins have been killed. Then maybe. Just maybe… Hence that trip back to Elf’s hometown felt like some sort of excuse to have a bit of fanservice and remind us that they are still around. Otherwise they would have fallen into obscurity. There’s only so much a pretty face and boobs could do. Oh never mind, at least we got to see Ushikai’s tits up close. Gee, thanks?

One of the surprises this season for me was I thought Majutsushi was going to become Goblin Slayer’s new teammate. Hence this season’s new permanent character. Then what do you know? He decided to go on his own journey. It made me wonder what the heck his character was for and that the entirety of the first mini arc for this season. Is it just to link him with one of Shinkan’s dead comrades? Is that it? Some goblin related tragedy? So that Goblin Slayer could have some sort of connection? Oh you know, both guys have dead sisters caused by goblins. Uh huh. Wow. So pitiful. In a way, it felt redundant but my guts tell me that in future stories, they will meet up again.

As we all know, one of the unique things of this series is that all the characters here are identified based on their profession. While it is great for those who can’t remember characters’ names (sometimes I am guilty of this) but once there are too many characters and some seemingly have overlapping jobs, that’s when the confusion starts. You don’t know how to label them unless the characters somewhat mentions it. Especially in the final arc at the royal capital, there are a lot of new faces. Since I’m not well versed in fantasy themes, I guess I’m going to have to label them on how they look. Like that king’s counsel who has a dog head character… Too bad everyone else are humans… Oh God… Trying to identify them is going to be a pain!

I want to note something about the art and animation, although mostly consistent with last season, however I noticed that many of the action or rather goblin killing scenes, they felt rather stiff. Perhaps another reason why this season feels underwhelming. Yes, the violence and blood are there but watching them slay goblins with such stiff animation, you could say it took some of the enjoyment out of it. Not sure if this is because Lidenfilms took over from White Fox that caused the drop in this segment.

Voice acting, last season’s casts are retained and of course there are lots of new ones this season. As said, the lack of character having real names now contribute to my confusion so yeah, I don’t know which adventurer or fighter is which. They might have to go so far as to add more descriptions like Long-Red-Haired-Female-Warrior-With-Scar-On-Her-Left-Cheek-In-A-Skimpy-Dress-Wielding-A-Big-Black-Sword-And-Wings. I hope it doesn’t get that long and complicated!!! Anyway, the few new ones that I would note include Mariya Ise as Majutsushi, Sayumi Suzushiro as Rhea, Shinichiro Miki as the king and Rina Hidaka as the princess. The opening theme, Entertainment by Mili tries to sound epic with all those epic choir voices. But with the singer’s voice sounding strange, this dramatic piece comes off as weird rather than epic. At least the ending theme, Kasumi No Mukou E by Yuki Nakashima despite being a generic rock outfit at least sounds more decent.

Overall, this season did not impress me and if I should go so far as to call it a disappointment. I expected more even though I should have known better myself. Well, a series of this calibre should have at least taken things up a notch or to the next level. It did not and what we mostly got is watered down goblin massacring numbness and the likes. Controversial or not, it is up to us to decide. I don’t know, I keep blaming current generation for being snowflakes and unable to take the heat and that’s why things didn’t go all out as it was supposed to. To be fair, the light novel is still ongoing so in the future they might adapt another season. Not sure how many years that would take, though. We’ll see when the time comes. But as far as this second season is concerned, unfortunately I wasn’t slayed at all. Yup, nothing changed.

Edens Zero S2

8 March, 2024

Well folks, guess who is back? That is right. FAIRY TAIL IN SPACE IS BACK FOR A SECOND SEASON! What Fairy Tail in space? Is there such an anime?! Yes. That’s what people like me decided to call Edens Zero! HAHAHA!!! Sighs… Anyway, you know about that guy who wants to make friends and travelling into space to see some giant mother to get his wish granted or something like that? Yup, the journey continues. More friends. More allies. More enemies. More adventures. More fights. More jokes. More fanservice. More of everything. In space! HAHAHA!

Belial Gore Arc

Episode 26
What a way to greet the new season with a recap! But don’t worry, it won’t even last for 5 minutes! Phew. Now that Homura has taken over Valkyrie’s role, this means she is in charge of all sorts of weapons on the ship. They need all the firepower they can get because all that brute force is how they barge their way through the dragons. The ultimate weapon of Edens Zero is called Etherion. However it must be kept secret and only known among the 4 Shining Stars. Not even Shiki must know. As Homura can’t keep a secret, Witch will tell her another day. Rebecca has this dream whereby a destroyed future and a different looking Shiki saved her. Worse, Happy is dead! She wakes up in cold sweat, relieved nonetheless her cat is still alive. Because a strange ship has been following them, Shiki’s answer is to invade them. With Homura, Weisz and Pino, they head down there and it seems this ship, Belial Gore has its own city bustling with life. A good way to infiltrate and disguise themselves as they look for more info. Apparently Belial Gore belongs to Drakken so be careful. Along the way, they stumble into Sibir. However this guy is old, frail and good hearted. Though, Pino still scared of him. Sibir recognizes Weisz but not the rest since this version is a different future of him. Sibir feels bad for Pino although he doesn’t remember doing anything bad to her. Weisz tells Pino he understands she only saw his dark side. But there was a time Sibir was a good person and once saved him. Drakken then makes a public announcement that he knew some of Edens Zero members are on board Belial Gore. But this is all a trap as he sends some of his men to invade Edens Zero and take those crew members as hostage while Belial Gore is now under lockdown. So don’t do anything funny if you know what’s good for them.

Episode 27
Invading Edens Zero are Seth, Maria and Diego Reyes. They think Witch is a pushover as she claims she can singlehandedly deal with them. Jokes on them as Witch equips herself with a battle suit and uses Ether to fight them. They are swiftly taken out by surprise since Witch can change her Ether element. With the invasion over, Sister now will gladly interrogate them. The rest inspect the huge hole the enemies have created. It seems they have a special Ether Gear weapon that could reap through their special armoured exterior with ease. Hermit manages to make contact with Shiki and updates the rest that Edens Zero is safe. At the same time, Drakken issues a wanted statement for the fugitives and anybody who catches them alive will have their debts completely annulled. So everyone here is drowning in debt? Big chase coming up. They manage to run to the outskirts. Weisz uses his app for everyone to change their appearance. Shouldn’t he used it earlier? Suddenly Laguna pops up and turns Shiki into a puddle of water. He is one of the top 4 elite warriors of Drakken known as Element 4. They are all part of him. As you can see, Laguna’s specialty is water and as long as you cry, he can turn you into a puddle. All fell for this trick until Homura is left. Laguna makes weird attempts to cry and she holds her ground until she couldn’t. Yeah, who could ever resist no crying before an onion! As he collects the puddles, he notes one is missing. It is Weisz. He saw through Laguna’s trick and modified his app. This means pretending to cry and then disguising himself as a puddle. He dons his armour suit, ready for his counterattack.

Episode 28
All seems to be going great for Weisz until his suit starts to overheat. Thanks to Hermit’s advice to use some cooling system, he turns the tables back on Laguna and knocks him out. Before he can revel in his victory, he gets shot. The culprit is the flame sniper Fie who is part of Element 4. Shiki and co are released as they tend to Weisz. Pino calculates the origin of the bullet as Shiki dares the sniper take one at him. He fires and Shiki uses his Ether Gear to throw it back to him. Fie dodges but is now on fire to take them out. But Sibir’s smokescreen blocks his vision as he brings them back to his place for treatment. Relaying Weisz’s condition to Hermit, she’ll send Sister to deliver medicine via another gate. However Sister is busy torturing Maria and will have Rebecca and Happy do it. Sister seems to know Maria’s true identity (Seth and Diego self-destruct) and makes a deal with her to spill the beans. Maria then turns into her true form which is a space slime (and you thought her Maria Slime name was weird but damn it was a dead giveaway!). Rebecca rides through space but is faced with drones of Element 4’s Sylph. All that video games paid off as Rebecca easily crushes the drones. She meets her match when facing Sylph’s ship. In order to dodge her missile, she unleashes her Ether Gear to increase the speed of her own ship. Hermit notes with such power, she has the making of an Etherion Master. Rebecca manages to give Sylph the slip and land in the cargo area. They won’t get far as Sylph captures them.

Episode 29
Rebecca and Happy are trapped in a wind cage and can’t break out. As Hermit has lost contact with Rebecca, she sends her last coordinates to Pino so Shiki’s side goes to look for her. They find the medicine but no Rebecca. Shiki has Homura take the medicine back while he looks around. Of course Sylph is waiting to attack them. She is aided by Jinn who is her brother (Sylph’s real name is Kleene). Jinn stays back to handle Shiki while Sylph goes after Homura who is rushing back with the medicine. Meanwhile Rebecca wakes up in Drakken’s room. He assures he won’t kill or hurt her and just wants to talk. It is hinted that Noah sold her out, the reason he has info on Edens Zero. First, he shows her something: In a cell, a tortured Labilia. Rebecca should be happy for all the torment she has caused her, right? It’s his gift to her since Rebecca will be joining them. Drakken then reveals his reason for targeting Edens Zero: It has something precious he wants and that is Rebecca AKA No. 29. Drakken puts Rebecca in the same cell. He allows her to torture Labilia and do whatever she wishes except to kill her. Even the worst can bring in money. He goes off to tend some other business. But Rebecca can’t help free Labilia as Daichi of Element 4 is tasked to keep an eye on her. Of course Daichi is on the verge of going crazy. Went by 60 days without a single torture. Can he last 1 more day? Guess not.

Episode 30
Homura gets captured by Sylph. Fie finds Sibir harbouring Weisz and shoots the old guy. Laguna stops Daichi from hurting Rebecca further lest he wants to risk their boss’ wrath. Jinn and Shiki are about to go all out with each other but Drakken comes in between. Drakken then petrifies Shiki and takes him in. As our Edens Zero crewmates are captured, Drakken shows his ruthless side as he destroys the medicine meant for Weisz. He also says he has sold Pino and Happy to the junk for money. Shiki tries to fight back but in his tied up state, he only gets shot in the leg. Drakken warns him not to move or he’ll shoot the rest. First, he is going to punish them for illegally entering Belial Gore. He hints to Homura to use her body to make money and could even surpass her mother. Next, he cuts off Weisz’s arm. At this point, Rebecca will officially join his side just to let her friends go. But it’s not over yet. Drakken tells them that their entire Edens Zero ship has been neutralized. Diego faked his death to take control of the bridge. Although Seth self-destructed, he also did not die. Rather, he infiltrated Edens Zero to take over its programme to disable all the androids. This is the part Shiki is supposed to admit defeat, right? Well, he promises to defeat Drakken someday and become his friend. Unfortunately, Drakken shoots and kills him! What about his policy not to kill? Well, he makes an exception for those who do not obey him. Shiki dead. Edens Zero ends!

Episode 31
So uhm, this series still running? Anyway, it has been a week since Shiki is dead. Rebecca is locked up in her room. She is afraid and has lost hope. Laguna tries to talk to her to ease her since she is one of them but she is still hopeless. As she takes a shower, she remembers Drakken telling her that they have a device to extract her Ether Gear’s power. However it seems Rebecca’s Ether Gear isn’t speed but to change the laws of the cosmos. It is called Cat Leaper. He will not tell her what it is because it will put him in a disadvantage should she know what it is. The problem is that they need that power to awaken and only then they can extract it. This is why they are keeping a surveillance on her. So as Rebecca feels sad about everyone, suddenly her power activates. Drakken detects such power but it is too late before he could do anything. The next thing Rebecca knows, she is back in bed on Edens Zero. She is happy to see everyone alive. Before Shiki and co invade Belial Gore, Rebecca stops them to have a meeting. She relates what happen so the rest deduce she either went back in time or saw a possible future. But unlike Chronophage, only Rebecca has her memories intact. Then she remembers Labilia being captured. She confirms with Couchpo that she has not been posting her daily videos and this proves so. Despite all the torture she went through, Rebecca still wants to save her. Just then, Drakken’s men invade the ship. They are easily defeated by Witch but luckily Rebecca mentions this is just a façade. Thanks to the additional info, the trio are soon thwarted. Rebecca soon explains about Drakken’s fearsome power and the possibility of Noah being a traitor. Even so, they are no match for him. Shiki has an idea. Drakken is now impatient as his men has not contacted him back. Edens Zero then crashes into Belial Gore. Everyone will be fighting together to win.

Episode 32
After crashing in, Edens Zero crew is faced with Element 4. However to give Rebecca time to reach Drakken, the 4 Shining Stars will take them on. When Edens Zero reach Drakken’s tower, they are greeted with a hologram of Noah. First, he explains his Ether Gear ability to observe people’s location including outside time. He noticed Rebecca’s powers first activated 10 years ago. She was supposed to die in an accident. Whenever she is at the verge of death, her powers activate to change time and location. This is the 30th time she has used her power and hence Drakken is calling her No. 30. However, the downside of using that power is that she does not retain memories of the previous world. Surprisingly this time she could. It could only mean in this world she will defeat Drakken. It is unsure if she will be able to use that power again but in the event Drakken extracts her power, it will be the end of Rebecca’s world and the start of Drakken’s world No. 2. He admits he betrayed Rebecca and sold her out to Drakken because he wants to defeat him. He warns them about Drakken being powerful enough to be part of Oracion Seis Galactica and is using some life support machine to maintain his youth. Before more can be revealed, jamming interference cuts Noah off from the rest. His last words are Rebecca has figured out Drakken’s weakness in the previous world. However Rebecca can’t pinpoint what it is. Now we see Hermit fighting Fie. He thought being a sniper allows him to sneakily take her out but looks like she has heat seeking properties and once she smokes him out, controls all weapons in his arsenal and fire back on him.

Episode 33
Daichi may enjoy being a masochist too but he prefers to torture Sister. He thought he had her but some Ether Gear optimization whatever has her break free from his branches. She heals him so she could torture him until he passes out. Laguna has it tough with Witch. She knows he was once an actor but then disappeared. It may not be her business to know why, so she explains her reason to fight is to protect her Edens Zero family. So better think twice again the reason he is fighting her. Homura is able to absorb Sylph’s wind and this makes her scared. But some programme activates to turn her back into an expressionless killer. But even so, still not enough to defeat Homura. Rebecca’s side find Labilia but she looks fine and not tortured. Also here is Sibir as he hears them out. According to his history, his misunderstanding with Weisz was long resolved. Weisz used to be a troublemaker and it seems Weisz stole a suitcase not containing Pino but money. Weisz thought it belonged to Sibir when it actually belonged to a powerfully famous but unknown moneylender known as DJ Zombie. Weisz was caught and his arm cut off as punishment. He then started to change and became a good citizen. Thanks to DJ Zombie controlling the financial stuffs, he turned the planet into a criminal hotspot. Yes, DJ Zombie is Drakken! Sibir adds he looks the same as before and it is believed he is over 200 years old. It is possible he wants Rebecca’s power to return to his youthful body. He might not look like it but his power to keep his youthful appearance may be at its limit. Drakken realizes he has not enough time. But after thinking his underlings have not reported back and Edens Zero coming straight in to attack, he fears Rebecca may have awakened to her powers. Sibir thinks the gang should retreat for now and not fight Drakken. Unplugging his life support will not kill him right away. Labilia has a gist of what is happening. She will help them as she reveals herself as not human. Her face is a black hole?!

Episode 34
This Labilia in fact is actually Amira in disguise. While the true Labilia was captured, Amira infiltrated and swapped places with her. Currently she is hiding in some club. Speaking of which, Homura bumps into her. Still b*tchy as ever but running scared. Amira apologizes for the deception on Digitalis but it was necessary for her mission. You see, her mission is to get close to Drakken so as to absorb his memories to find his weakness. But thanks to Shiki’s side, now she has figured it all out and wants to be part of it. Suddenly Drakken arrives and turns the ground into muck. With no time left, he tries to take Rebecca but Shiki won’t allow it. Both men fall through several floors. Shiki will fight him and has the rest protect Rebecca. Amira as the rest lead her to Drakken’s life support system. There they stumble into Jinn. First, Amira asks if he knows what this machine does. Jinn is not interested in any way until Amira explains the secret of this life support machine. It actually absorbs the life force of all those on Belial Gore and converts it to Drakken. This is how he manages to live so long and retain his youth. In short, if you’re unlucky and get all your life force taken away, you die. Weisz becomes upset and runs away. This doesn’t sit well with Amira because she needs him to destroy the machine. This makes Jinn in a dilemma because Element 4 too is not spared from this. Sister makes a deal with Jinn that she will help Kleene if he helps them. Jinn will not betray his employer although he swore to protect his sister and destroys the machine instantly. Drakken goes into overdrive mode to fight Shiki. However it is interrupted by Weisz because he is mad at Drakken as the culprit who killed everyone.

Episode 35
Weisz trying to get his revenge on Drakken and blaming him for killing everybody on Norma. Flashback shows his mom and many others died from an unknown disease and it is hinted that Drakken brought that pathogen onto Norma. With Weisz blinded by revenge, Drakken could’ve killed him if not for Shiki saving his ass and telling him to calm down and work together to defeat him. That’s what friends are for, right? Further flashback shows Weisz showing Sibir a pendant he got that was a memento from his late mom. But one day it was stolen and he accused Sibir of doing so despite having no proof. Although Sibir might be a thief, he will not steal from his own comrades. Worse, Weisz rejected they were friends and as he got kicked out, he vowed to steal something back from him. Drakken then starts to weaken as Hermit has successfully shut down the entire system of his life support. But wait. Something worse happens. WTF Drakken now turns into a stronger and creepier tentacle monster?! Is this some video gaming logic whereby the last boss gets stronger the more his life reaches critical level?! Anyway, tentacle monster, huh? Oh Rebecca… Worse, he has hacked the satellite from Kurenai to shoot at Blue Garden. Edens Zero scramble to stop it. Drakken now craves for lives and kills his own comrades to take them. He also needs Rebecca’s power and he remembers Noah’s words that killing Shiki will activate it. But as he is about to do so, Shiki to activates to his powerful form. This power of his even allows him to see all the memories in previous worlds? Well, because it’s time to see Drakken’s flashback. Part of a group of experimental kids who will not live past the age of 15, Drakken refused to die like that and learnt alchemy to not only extend his own life but change the lives of others. That way, he could meet lots of people and make lots of friends! Gee, sound familiar? Shiki will now be his friend as he puts Drakken to sleep.

Episode 36
Drakken goes down in a single punch and turns into a frail old man. Weisz still wants to kill him but Shiki tells him not to. Can he be friends with a serial killer? It’ll be hard at first but yes. Weisz trolls us by shooting a few shots but turns out he missed on purpose. Yeah, he too finds it hard to kill him. In the aftermath, Amira arrests Drakken and hands him over to IUA. Sibir gives back the pendant to Weisz. It is not that he stole it but he retrieved it from one of his gang members who stole it from Weisz. Although Sibir wanted to give it back to him, Weisz told him to hold onto it. But he forgot about it and went on to be some professor (in the other timeline). Rebecca wonders what Connor have been doing all this while but it seems nobody knows who he is! Noah thanks Edens Zero crew in taking down Drakken. As gratitude, he reveals his identity which must be kept secret at all times: He is the director of GIA overseeing Sakura Cosmos and Amira is his colleague. As this incident cannot be made public too, he hopes they can be unsung heroes. Later Rebecca privately talks to him about her past of family. Funny, no matter how much he researched, he couldn’t find it or her power’s origin. As for Connor who existed in the previous world but no longer in this one, there could be another person who wields her Cat Leaper ability. He will investigate this further. Labilia tries to make amends with Rebecca but soon she returns to her b*tch mode by uploading embarrassing videos of Rebecca! This b*tch should’ve just died! Jinn and Kleene are guests on Edens Zero. Jinn is not happy to stay here but he has to since Kleene is undergoing treatment. She might be physically fine but her emotion is damaged and Sister is trying to fix that. Before Shiki continues his journey, he would love to visit Granbell first. To his dismay, all the robots have stopped moving. Did the virus get them? Hermit replays their memories and soon Shiki learns the truth that they have been putting up an act to be the villain to send Shiki into space before they run out of Ether forever. RIP my friends. But Shiki gets a surprise because here is Ziggy in the flesh. Or metal.

Edens One Arc

Episode 37
Sorry, no hugs and kisses. Ziggy attacks Shiki and regrets raising him. It seems his new goal now is to destroy all of humanity. As such, he commands Pino to join his side. Seeing the way she is programmed, she cannot refuse. As Pino overwrites herself, there is no way that Shiki’s words of telling her to do what she wants to do would reach her, right? OH WAIT! IT DID! Because Pino wants to be with them, she breaks out of Ziggy’s command. Now deeming her useless, Ziggy tells her to rot with her fellow human friends as he retreats back to Edens One. As explained, Edens Zero is just a prototype for Edens One and piloting this ship is Connor. Ziggy also has his 4 Shining Stars counterparts known as 4 Dark Stars! As the island is sinking, Edens Zero retrieve their crew members. Ziggy orders the destruction of Edens Zero. An epic space battle begins but it is mostly one-sided as Edens One is way superior and faster. Edens Zero taking on damage as Shiki is still in stunned mode. Eventually he comes to his senses and takes command for Edens Zero to escape. Even so, all the tricks pulled to escape is not enough as Edens One is hot on their tail. Rebecca is about to force herself to activate Cat Leaper (can she?) but moments Edens Zero meets a certain death, they are saved with the right timing of Elsie!

Episode 38
With Elsie’s intervention, Ziggy decides to withdraw and believes he is no match for her now. Elsie boards Edens Zero to tell what she knows of Ziggy. She starts off explaining about herself as a war refugee aiming aimlessly until Ziggy picked her up and she became part of his family. It was a time when Shiki was still a baby. Ziggy tasked Witch and Elsie to take care of Edens Zero until Shiki is ready to go into space. Because Elsie is bad in managing resources, she started plundering and became a pirate. Weisz finds the story strange because after Ziggy left Edens Zero and took Shiki to Granbell, what happened to that ship they arrived in? Witch theorizes Ziggy created Pino and had her use it to leave Granbell. That’s another story for another time. When Elsie returned years later to Ziggy, he was dead. But the Ether she felt emanating from him was evil. It wasn’t the Ziggy she knew. So she planted some drone in him and that’s how she knew to come to Edens Zero’s help when Ziggy turned evil. She doesn’t know the reason but a recording from the drone revealed evil Ziggy’s thoughts: He will go to Mother. As Elsie owes it to Ziggy, she will go after him. Shiki also feels the same and will chase after Ziggy although seeing Mother remains their top goal. Now they reach the Dragonfall area. A bunch of dead dragons caused by Edens One. So as Edens Zero gear up and fly through, lots of mechanical dragons on their tail. But nothing with a little Ether linking and teamwork to shake them off and voila! They burst through this barrier! Damn, it seemed so easy. Now they are in Aoi Cosmos. Ocean in space and fish swimming everywhere? The 4 Shining Stars discuss that anything outside Sakura Cosmos has been deleted from their territory although Hermit will try to recover those lost memories. But it seems they are on the path to the fire planet, Red Cave because Edens Zero has been through here 15 years ago. Then there is also this person whom you must not piss off: Poseidon Nero. He is also part of the Oracion Seis Galactica that Drakken and Elsie are part of. Unlike Drakken who rules the cosmos from behind the scenes, Nero rules Aoi Cosmos openly and thus is called the Emperor. For now, they set their destination to Red Cave in hopes of finding clues on Mother.

Red Cave Arc

Episode 39
Justice and his IUA pals contemplate on Drakken’s fall and they think there is some truth covered up behind it. And then some secret Prayer Council that Justice convenes along with Jaguar and other shady weirdoes. It seems they are Oracion Seis Interstellar and their goal is to crush Oracion Seis Galactica. Wow. This is confusing. Especially Justice who has a deep grudge on Elsie and wants to kill her. Seeing that she has gone to Aoi Cosmos, that’s where they’ll be heading next. We return to Edens Zero who has landed on Red Cave. Well, beach episode! Despite its name, it’s filled with sandy beaches and water! Fun time! Then the gang go have their underwater fun until they see a crashed ship. Too bad for the pilot, he is all bones. Noting a temple nearby, they go explore it but first, tentacle monster! Oh my, is this where Rebecca shows off her fanservice?! Oh well, no discrimination. Robots and guys too, the monster takes! Eventually Shiki breaks them out as they find themselves inside the temple. They are greeted by a robot named Nadia who welcomes them to the Temple of Mother Beacon. Rebecca finds the name familiar as it was carved on that dead pilot’s cockpit.

Episode 40
Nadia says that this temple contains a beacon that could be clues to lead to Mother. However they must pass through that door and she cannot guarantee their lives. Well, beyond this door is an insane amount of magma, flames and heat so you bet our gang can’t take it and quickly retreat. To solve this, Witch returns back to Blue Garden to get Laguna now working as an actor to help them. Uhm, so she really went all the way back there and even past those dragons?! While the rest wait, they listen to Nadia’s stories like how Ziggy was able to pass through it 15 years ago alone and got a beacon. It seems there was a treasure that emitted Ether that was also a power source for the androids here. Someone stole it and all the androids are now ‘dead’. Nadia survived only because of this cable she is stuck to that her beloved Andrew repaired. He is a human engineer whom she fell in love with. He left to get something and promised to return. That was 200 years ago. As Nadia still eagerly awaits that, Rebecca knows better Andrew has returned as that dead pilot and decides not to tell the truth. With Witch’s return, the plan is to use Laguna’s power to turn Shiki into water and then Witch will coat it with some special Ether for extra protection. Shiki then uses his gravity to push through the flames to enter this room filled with floating Ether parts that belonged to Mother. As he returns, Nadia further explains that there are countless of such pieces whether hiding in planets or floating in space. Such pieces of Mother are called Relics and gathering enough of them allows you to find her location. So it’s like a compass. Log Pose of space! The gang is ready to leave to find more Relics. With Nadia still waiting for Andrew, Witch then tells her the whole truth. There is even a last video from him that tells of his return. However his ship was hit by a meteor and crashed nearby. Nadia is saddened of this news but it seems he has brought back a Relic that returns Ether to the land. Now all the androids can move again and Red Cave returns to its original state as the deep waters reside. The 200 year promise of watching the red skies again have been fulfilled.

Foresta Arc

Episode 41
Is this going to be a trend because now Laguna is staying on Edens Zero. Based on his promise with Witch, he will leave once he finds a place to stay in Aoi Cosmos since he is wanted back on Sakura Cosmos. But no, he won’t be friends with Shiki. Meanwhile Justice is hot on Elsie’s tail. However she anticipates this because one of her crew member, Jessie is a government spy and has leaked info. She didn’t rat him out since he is like family to her. Everyone from all walks of life is free to join her crew seeing she will not reject anyone who seeks her help. She is willing to listen to him but since he refuses to talk, he is sent back to Justice. Edens Zero’s next stop is the planet called Foresta because based on the old log, this was its next stop and there might be a Relic here. After finding a spot to land in this very forestry planet, they are shocked to see humans as slaves to robots. We also see some robots arguing among each other whether to mistreat them or to treat them well since humans break easily. Well, non-believers kill those human rights believers! Shiki and co manage to slip away when a robot comes by. Happy and Pino just act like their masters. Couchpo then helps take them into her secret hideout. She was here to review some food but about a week ago, all this crazy stuff happened. Turns out Ziggy told the robots to rule over humanity and they started attacking humans. Soon the robots ambush them so everybody goes all out fighting. Uhm, I don’t think robots are meant to be eaten, Couchpo!

Episode 42
As Sister continues to examine Kleene, it seems the latter doesn’t want to be cured because doing so, she will have to leave this ship and she likes it here. Uhm, couldn’t she just veto her brother to say she’s staying? Because Jinn won’t tell how Kleene’s condition of having a mental breakdown each time she shows emotions come up, Sister wanted to ask Kleene directly but Jinn threatened her not to. Edens Zero is being attacked by drones so the 4 Shining Stars and ex-Drakken guys go into action. Meanwhile Shiki and co stumble into a cute fleeing robot. It pleads for help since Nero has sent forces to eliminate all robots on Foresta. Too bad it gets killed off by Mora. Crazy dude has got some sticky glue that really sticks. Shiki manages to break out from it using his gravity to fight him. Mora’s comrades, Orc and Britney observe the battle especially Shiki’s abilities that seem to be similar to that of Shura. Shiki uses his gravity to free the rest. But a drone attack bombs the area and separates everyone. Time for one on one matchups? Maybe. Homura vs Mora. Rebecca vs Britney. Shiki vs Orc. Shiki still believes Ziggy is doing all this for a reason but Orc isn’t buying it. He tells Shiki they are from Nero’s elite commando unit and have orders from him to destroy all robots on Foresta to protect all humans. This is also to send warning to Ziggy who started this rebellion.

Episode 43
Long story short, all our heroes win their fight against their opponents. Well, maybe except for Rebecca. Can’t best Britney in her smoke form so just run like hell! Meanwhile Weisz is being called back to Edens Zero because Hermit has discovered that a virus on some satellite set by Ziggy is causing the robots to go berserk. At this rate, the 4 Shining Stars will also be infected. Hence Weisz’s job is to modify it. Yeah, it would’ve been easier if they could just destroy it but nope. Just need to modify it. Elsie is also on this planet and what a rude welcoming as the robots start attacking her crew. But I suppose this is so that Elsie can transform into her Ether Gear and show off her Star Drain move. Meanwhile we see Shura being a cruel merciless dick by killing of his girls because he feels like it. They want us to hate him, huh?

Episode 44
Rebecca needs to rid of Britney but how to fight smoke? Yes, use a vacuum! But’s password locked! By the time Pino analyses it, Britney already blows smoke that rots Rebecca’s flesh! That is when her Cat Leaper activates and goes back a couple of minutes in time. This time she knows the password to suck and kick her away. Rebecca finds this version of her ability strange as it is more like reversing time rather than leaping to another world. So she tests it again a few more times to prove to Pino it is so. However like such great power, it takes a huge toll on her body and it is almost cracking up. Yup, there’s your warning not to simply use it so freely. Meanwhile Hermit and Weisz enter the satellite and to Hermit’s horror, there is Muller who is now part cyborg. Turns out he escaped from his imprisonment. Although it was Ziggy who planted the virus, now he is administering the server to control humans. He wants to abuse Hermit like before. Round 2 trauma. Elsewhere, Shiki and Homura are about to take on more of Nero’s elite commandoes but they are easily taken out by Justice and his IUA men. After imprisoning Homura, Justice learns Shiki knows Elsie. He doesn’t care about Ziggy or Nero because his most important goal is to capture Elsie whom he views as the most evil being. Since Shiki knows her, it is enough reason for Justice to kill him in the name of Justice! Did he just make a lame pun?!

Episode 45
Whatever Justice says about the privileges in the IUA, to take down evil with extreme prejudice, blah, blah, blah, uhm, isn’t he acting like a villain? But his powers are too much for Shiki to handle and he gets defeated although he still lives. Justice is about to deal the finishing blow but here comes Elsie to the rescue. Both know each other but now hate each other. Both are evenly matched as they possess the same Ether Gear. So we learn a few things. Elsie was a princess of some planet. Justice whose real name he has tossed away, James Holloway was engaged to her. Both sides lost everything. Justice blames it on Elsie’s betrayal. Both think their actions would’ve led to less losses. As their epic fight continues, Shiki is approached by this Yoda robot who tells him the true concept of gravity and to use the force that is infinite! Really?!Meanwhile Muller is fascinated by Weisz since as a fellow scientist, he has heard much of him. Weisz manages to break out from his predicament by transforming into Arsenal and then snap Hermit out of her trauma. But Muller isn’t done. He activates the switch that turns all robots into terminators. Yes, they kill all humans! Damn, how many human pets have died! Rebecca can stand her ground but with too many robots ganging up on him, Pino activates her EMP. Yoda robot then demonstrates his ultimate gravity move that puts a stop to the robots’ rampage as well as interrupting Justice and Elsie’s epic fight. He then introduces himself as Xenolith, the master of the force Magimech Arts and Ziggy’s mentor.

Episode 46
Xenolith might be dead 1000 years ago but that is his original body. Ziggy was a prodigy, learning and master everything in a day. Well, uhm, he is a robot! Anyway, Xenolith hopes Shiki will not turn to the dark side too. Xenolith’s gravity interruption has forced Elsie and Justice to settle it another day. Otherwise both would’ve died today. Rebecca trying to gather and reunite her fellow Edens Zero crew. Meanwhile Kleene is feeling unstable so Jinn pleads to Sister for help. The only way is to dive into her mind and see what’s wrong. Weisz’s attacks on Muller do no damage. He brags about all the experiments he done on humans to achieve this ultimate state. Especially the one done on Jinn and Kleene. The horrific experiment of Muller carving up Jinn to pieces as Kleene watches so as to emotionally break her. He targeted them because their family once funded his research. Of course he got busted and when the funding stopped, he targeted them for revenge after killing their parents. Weisz so mad he punches this dude but he can still stand up and blab. Apparently he has activated some doomsday system. In short, Foresta’s defence mechanism will destroy the planet. Laguna arrives in time to assist Weisz. After giving the mad scientist a water shock, Weisz proceeds to disassemble him. Muller then changes tone and pleads for Hermit to save him. But she uses him to disable the doomsday system and gives him a good punch. You’re not needed anymore so stay away. All threats on Foresta are gone and the robots become docile again. But at a great cost.

Episode 47
Elsie makes contact with Edens Zero to apologize for getting them mixed up in her affairs. She will still chase after Ziggy. Kleene has been saved thanks to Sister removing the horrifying memories of Muller’s experiment. Because of that, she can now give off a cute smile! Oh, did we mention she wants to stay here and be part of Edens Zero? I guess Jinn will have to comply. Justice is being contacted by Holy who is part of Oracion Seis Interstellar that he needs to take care of Shura who is Nero’s adopted son. Once that old guy croaks, this troublesome kid will take over so they want to avoid all that and have him eliminated first. She will send Jaguar and Eraser to assist him. We see Nero having a meeting with Shura and his elite team known as Oceans 6 (sorry, it’s not 11). Since Nero decides everything by the roll of his dice, fate has it that he will leave everything to Shura and not intervene. Bloodthirsty Shura revels in this as he sets sights on killing Ziggy. He means business as he kills off one of the Oceans 6 member who is a robot. They’re going to fight robots so they don’t need a robot comrade. Flashback shows Ziggy met Nero before. Ziggy trained Shura his skills since Nero’s powers weren’t compatible with his. This also gave Ziggy the idea of adopting a son. Xenolith revives as he mentions Ziggy’s plan to cause havoc on Foresta was because he fears him. No, not because he is a frail old robot now. But the fear of Xenolith meeting Shiki. Because now Xenolith is going teach him and transfer his powers to Shiki that will be able to take down Ziggy. But first, some VR training to better use their Ether. During the training, Ziggy hijacks Xenolith. Did he miss his grandson?

Episode 48
Ziggy takes Rebecca hostage and is going to kill her with his gravity. Unless Shiki promises not to pursue this case further, you’ll get to see all of Rebecca’s guts splatter out! Shiki breaks free from his binds to rescue her. Then it turns out it is all a simulation from Xenolith. Pretty impressive Shiki can use his Ether Gear at such moments but more needs to be done. With the jump scare over, back to more training for everyone. Of course Xenolith notes Rebecca’s power as the weakest and needs special training. Even so, her power is the most special that could change the world. Literally. Well, we’ve already seen it. Once training is over, Xenolith decides not to follow them and remain on Foresta. Witch asks him about meeting Ziggy. It was 15 years ago when he travelled to see Mother. However he was alone. This has Witch know something is wrong. Because 4 Shining Stars were travelling with him. What was it that caused them to erase their memories outside Sakura Cosmos? Meanwhile Ziggy notes the failure by the robots to take over Foresta. However this is all just a test and everything is still proceeding as planned. He remembers losing his memory when he visited Granbell. When he decided to look for Mother, he found Shiki. He was drawn to him and raised him as his own. After his revival, he got all his memories back including why he was drawn to Shiki. He is not a threat to robots but the entire cosmos. He must not be allowed to exist. In order to realize his goal for machines to dominate the cosmos, he will take Aoi Cosmos first. Edens Zero crew is on some mud planet. Because a huge building is a Relic, it is not possible to take it with them. Pino says they need to absorb its essence into its orb. That will be suffice although it will take some time. Right now on the news, Shura addressing his people. There were several uprising of robots on other planets too. But all were promptly subdued by Oceans 6. In order to protect the people, he vows Judgment Day and this means the elimination of all robots across Aoi Cosmos.

Sandra Arc

Episode 49
Hermit makes a quick check all over the internet and it seems there were no uprising unlike in Foresta. This means that Shura is using this an excuse to simply massacre robots. Obviously Shiki wants to defeat that jerk right now although Laguna stops him. It is not possible because of his army and fleet. I suppose Shiki doesn’t care because he can’t count? Anyway, Laguna knows a person who can help as he brings them down to the desert island of Sandra. Meanwhile Ziggy relishes this is all part of his plan. For Shura to kill all robots, he must activate All Link. He will use that to control all the robots. Likewise, Shura also knows Ziggy wants All Link and will get use this as bait to get him. Down at Sandra, Laguna takes Edens Zero to see his old friends. However they are not happy to see this traitor and surround them. Their boss, Goodwin is a huge cat and the leader of Oasis, the organization who is rebelling Nero’s rule. Well, Goodwin seems to be a huge fan of Rebecca! He might not listen to what Laguna says but he sure does for darling Rebecca. Goodwin will deal with the traitor later as the more pressing issue is dealing with Shura. He explains about this All Link system. Once in a while, Aoi Cosmos will be flooded with water. During that, all Ether will be linked within the cosmos and thus all networks become connected. 3 days till that big tide. When Shura’s army is here, time for our heroes to showcase a bit of their fruits of their VR training. Small fries are now too easy. Rebecca saves a young boy from the army driving a truck towards them. As thanks, he punches her face! Meanwhile Nero is being advised by his subordinate to stop Shura’s madness or their empire will fall. Nero reiterates that he will do nothing. Because it doesn’t matter what is done as the dice has guaranteed his victory.

Episode 50
Edens Zero and the rebels continue to beat the army. Then when reinforcements arrive, they head over there fast because well, Orc is going to use this super bomb that will blow up half the planet! Orc knows Shiki will be troublesome and tries to deal with him. But he doesn’t know he has undergone training and is now a different person. Yeah, Shiki owns him easily. Pino tries to hack into the bomb but Orc won’t give up and presses the detonator. So uhm, Shiki grabbing onto it as it launches into space? Kaboom! Don’t worry, he is still alive. He just flung it into space and the hacking reduced the bomb’s power. In the aftermath as the army is captured, Goodwin will not kill them as both sides have lost many. He might hate the empire as it takes away their freedom but he doesn’t hate the people. So once this war is over, he hopes they can drink together. A big guy with a big heart. Goodwin agrees to form an alliance with Edens Zero. Since IUA is coming here, there’ll be a big shootout so they’ll use this chance to defeat Shura and destroy All Link system. Weisz hears Laguna talking with one of his ex-comrades about getting revenge on Shura who killed one of their members who was a princess who went in to rescue her captured friends. He deduces Laguna joined Drakken’s group for this purpose. It doesn’t have to be any group. Edens Zero or Elsie, as long as it is a strong organization to take down Nero. He warns him not to drag his friends into his personal vendetta. If any of his buddies die, he will kill him. Now the war begins as Aoi Cosmos sees the biggest shootout ever between both sides.

A Journey Is Best Measured In Friends Than Lightyears
Well, I don’t know. I find it strange that at this point of this writing, there isn’t any announcement of the next season. This should be getting another season, right? The way they end it like that and tease us about the possible future. How could they end a season right in the middle of an important war? Or at least one that is about to start. After all, from my brief and simple Google search, there is enough material to cover another double cours of a season. Or is this series just going to follow the trend of a show having 2 seasons and that’s it. I know it’s a silly speculation but it could be just me. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m a huge fan of this series. Seeing Fairy Tail has ended and left a hole for fans, this series as I would say would be decently epic enough to be the next Fairy Tail. But then again, it’s just my sentiments.

To be honest, this season does not disappoint although at the same time it is not that great either. Aha. My typical neutral on the fence answer. The plot is making some progress but it is not enough to warrant anywhere close to the ending. After all, the manga is still ongoing and we are still if I should say, at the initial stages of the story. As I have said, my sentiments had me thinking this is the next epic thing to replace Fairy Tail so there are going to be a lot more plots and characters along the way for Shiki and his Edens Zero crew to meet before the long journey finally ends. And yes, I anticipate it is going to be a long journey. Though, something like the length of Fairy Tail and not One Piece! Oh boy. So yeah, this may have the potential of reaching 3 digits of anime episodes but don’t mind me, I’m just getting ahead of myself. Yeah, why do I sound like I am so wanting another season?

I have mixed feelings about the first half of this season. Primarily, facing off with Drakken and taking him down. To be honest, I think I was just lying to myself thinking that Drakken would be the big bad boss and the endgame. But from the looks of it, he could be the weakest of the lot. After all, he was from my perception painted as some big bad villain from the first season so that’s where my misconception somewhat built up. That is why in some ways, the fight with Drakken ended faster than I expected and with much anti-climactic. There wasn’t much fanfare when Drakken was (somewhat easily) taken down (and in that manner too?!) but like I’ve said, Drakken in terms of galactic comparison to the rest of the bigger antagonists, he could be just a small fry. That is why I was having such dilemma about his arc went it just came to an end.

So we usher Drakken’s case out of the way and to the next plot and the second half of the series: Ziggy turning traitor and the next big bad. From the looks of it and as I have foreseen it, the second half wasn’t entirely enough to settle this. There’s a lot of mystery and intrigue in Ziggy’s sudden change of character as I continue to speculate he could be just playing the villain to shape up Shiki to fight an even bigger Demon Lord who could threaten the very fabric and existence of the entire universe: Mother! I know it sounds outrageous and it is. I just hope somebody or the next season proves me wrong. And of course I hope Ziggy becoming a bad guy isn’t because of some cheap plot twist as I have seen in Nanatsu No Taizai. Why did a heroic holy knight become a bad guy? Because as revealed many seasons later, he was being possessed by an evil demon! What the… What a downer. So I hope this isn’t the case either.

But if there was one thing that was my pet peeve, it was those mechanical dragons that surrounded Sakura Cosmos. The way they painted it, it was as though they were going to be a tough nut to crack. But alas as we saw, Edens Zero zipped through it like nothing. Sure, a bit of struggle but nothing that would put you on the edge of your seat. But that’s not the end of it. After that ‘breakthrough’, it now seems that everyone can zip in and out of Sakura Cosmos so easily. Like as though Dragonfall area does not exist anymore! I don’t know about you, but I felt this whole Dragonfall barrier thingy was like one dumb plot to keep Sakura Cosmos people inside and break their spirits if they ever think of venturing beyond. Well, now the impossible has happened so nothing is going to stop them from doing anything impossible. Like meeting Mother for real.

As for Shiki and the rest of his Edens Zero crew, what else can I say about them? The usual formula that their bonds will have them pull through at the toughest times. Rebecca still obviously there for fanservice but now we need to have a slightly different perspective of her seeing she has a very unusual power. Yeah, I hope it won’t be used for plot conveniences. Oh you know, everybody gets killed and then she leaps to another world for it. Yeah. That. And my curiosity of Mosco continues because what the heck is that “Do Not Push” button is for?! I’m going to add if he does push that, we will skip everything and go right to the ending! The ultimate cheat code! Moscoy… This season also adds new characters to Edens Zero crew and for now, they’re all ex-Drakken’s men. Well, it’s not so surprising as in Fairy Tail, we had members of a taken down guild joining the titular guild (Gajeel and Juvia were from Phantom Lord, remember?). So I’m just wondering when Maria will be joining the crew. What a waste to let this cutie disappear just like that, right? Or is that her character’s fate? I don’t know about Couchpo if she is officially an Edens Zero crew because she’s staying because of its magnificent kitchen. Where there’s food, there’s Couchpo! Now you can be assured all your kitchen food will be safe! Yeah, I foresee that’s her main role.

The other intrigue brought to light is Elsie and Justice but of course as we have seen, it is just the tip of the iceberg and is not of any significant importance at least for this season. I’m sure I take relief that a certain B-Cuber b*tch does not have a lot of screen time here. Yes, we viewers could have less of Labilia. It was a short-lived joy to see her being tortured as Drakken’s prisoner. Yes, I’m so evil in wanting to see this b*tch get a little taste of her just desserts. In the end, I think she didn’t learn much and returned to being a b*tchy B-Cuber like always. Yeah, maybe it’s her brand so it’s going to be real creepy to see her being a nice girl. Yikes. Xiaomei has been reduced to some redundant recap narrator, appearing only significantly for a short while to tease us about what’s going on or the possible future and nothing more. There are also many other characters here but of course I’m too lazy to note them all and many obviously appearing in only a single arc before disappearing forever.

Everything else in my opinion remains the same. The art style and animation (still looking a lot like Fairy Tail if you ask me), the action sequences (your obligatory battle and group fights to showcase our heroes’ abilities of course), the brand of humour (I think Happy has been reduced to mostly for some minor comeback comical relief character this season) and of course a handful of new seiyuus. Just to name a few (because I’m too lazy to just list the whole freaking list which is just freaking a lot) such as Rumi Okubo as Kleene/Sylph, Taku Yashiro as Laguna, Kazuhiko Inoue as Xenolith, Kenichi Suzumura as Shura, Takaya Hashi as Nero, Kenji Nomura as Goodwin, Aya Endo as Holy and Rena Maeda as Nadia. I am not impressed with all the themes this season either. Takanori Nishikawa who did last season’s opener is the only one retained for this season’s first opening theme, Never Say Never which has the same rock vibes as Eden Through The Rough. Another rock outfit for the second opener, Kaibutsu by Tani Yuuki. It must be just me since his voice sounds gay… This season’s first ending theme, Rinne by Asca is slow rock. The second ending theme is slightly more bearable to my taste, My Star by Lozareena is a slow ballad but is it my or does the singer sound like Lenka? Or is this Lenka’s Japanese moniker?!

Overall, once again this series is still rather okay in my books. On par with the first season but since it is still a long journey, it is too early to judge anything conclusive. Sure, I do that a lot especially for bad animes but since this isn’t entirely that bad, oh well. And I am pretty sure soon they will have another season because today we have run out of new animes to make and if we’re not doing remakes and reboots, we’re going to have to animate a series right until its source ends. Yeah. That’s today’s trend, I suppose. Because with a lot of sh*tty and not so impressive shows getting sequels (a certain isekai assassin to a certain isekai cheat skill to a certain isekai spirit chronicles to a certain rotten angel spoiling me to a banished hero living a slow life to a certain dead detective – all mostly I do not actually anticipate getting a sequel but looks like they are!!! F*CK!!!), it won’t be long before I hear the announcement of the next season for, wait for it, FAIRY TAIL IN SPACE!!! HAHAHA!!!

Mushoku Tensei S2

23 February, 2024

At first I was in a dilemma whether to wait for the whole season to come out and binge it at one sitting or should I just watch the first half first. Well, that’s the problem when the much anticipated Mushoku Tensei S2 decided to split itself into 2 cours. And yeah, at this point it is safe to say that I have chosen the latter seeing the flurry of animes that I wanted to watch so I just needed to get this out of the way first to ‘lighten the load’. Even more so the next part only comes out 6 months later! Holy sh*t! Am I going to wait half a year for the rest of the second half to come out so that I could watch it at one go or at my leisure? No way! I’m not that patient anymore! I’ll deal with this first half first! HAHAHA!!!! Sighs…

Episode 0
Well, not a recap episode! Thank goodness! So where has the wing brought Sylphiette? Looks like the kingdom of Asura. Just in time as she crashes into a monster boar and saves Ariel from certain doom. So as Sylphiette wakes up in a room, Ariel tells her that her hometown is no more and all whom she knows are scattered or dead. Instead of punishing her for trespassing the palace, Ariel makes Sylphiette her bodyguard. Do so and she promises to find her family and friends. With a new pair of shades also comes a new name: Fitz. Ariel along with Fitz and Luke attend a party by Lord Pilemon. Attending it too is her half-brother, Grabell Zafin Asura. You can tell the siblings don’t like each other. After all, Grabell is the heir to the kingdom. As many suspect Fitz to be shady (she doesn’t even speak), some try to communicate with her but this makes her panic and clumsy. Almost caused a scene had not Ariel’s quick thinking of singing before the crowd to distract them. Later Grabell talks to his friend, Darius Silva Ganius about Ariel’s popularity. Because of that, she is in a way a threat his succession for the throne. Darius hints of taking action so Grabell leaves it to him. Fitz continues to learn and be by Ariel’s side. However, because of the constant nightmares she heard she has, Ariel offers her to sleep together to ease it. Sorry to get your yuri hopes up because she’s just teasing Fitz. Ariel hopes she can ease Fitz’s problems since she is grateful the day she came into her life. In fact, she saved her. Both girls feel at ease as they sleep. But deep in the night, Fitz notices someone looking at them! Oh sh*t! This is not horror movie! Turns out to be an assassin trying to kill Ariel. Thanks to Fitz’s quick reflex, she manages to defend and fight back, even blowing the assassin out of the room. Not sure if that scantily clad babe is dead but the threat is over. Fitz is slightly injured from the poison but it isn’t fatal. She is cured in no time. This leads to a discussion with Pilemon that there are enemies in the palace. Who knows when they’ll strike again. Hence he suggests she flees. Ariel is forced to accept reality. She is going to forge ties with foreign dignitaries and her time. When it is all right, she will return as ruler of her kingdom. She relieves Fitz of her duties since she coerced her into this and failed to keep her promise. She will not burden her anymore. But Fitz wants to stay with her because she considers her as her friend. She wants to follow her on her own free will. Ariel makes the journey across the snowy mountains with Fitz and Luke.

Episode 1
Rudy is travelling and he is so depressed that Suzanne had to ask why he has been sighing. Yeah, he doesn’t feel like answering and this rudeness makes Sara lash out at him. So you want an answer? He claims he is looking for his mom who was a victim of that mass teleportation incident. Well, that sure dampens the mood a whole lot more. Suzanne tries to cheer him up by telling about the northern countries that they are heading to. Upon arrival at Basherant, Rudy continues to be depressed. So much so he wants to deregister his party and take a dangerous job alone. This is when Suzanne invites him to join hers. Obviously Sara not happy but Suzanne takes him to meet the rest of her party, Counter Arrow that includes Timothy, Mimir and Patrice. These guys are nice fellows but of course Sara once again doesn’t really like Rudy. So why he keeps staring at her? Well, in a way her personality is quite similar to Eris. The quest begins with Timothy casting his spell to take out the monster grizzlies. But then Rudy feels something is wrong as he puts his ear and listens to the ground. Suddenly everyone is surrounded by other grizzlies. The best option is to retreat but they are surrounded on all sides. Rudy is willing to die, seeing he thinks he will lose everything anyway. However he is saved by Suzanne. Then he watches the rest fight tooth and nail with all they’ve got to survive. At first he is puzzled why they are struggling so hard but then he realizes the answer has been obvious to him all the time. Rudy now gets his mojo back as he summons the biggest fireball and destroys all the grizzlies. In the aftermath, Suzanne thanks him otherwise they’ll all be dead. In contrast, Rudy thanks her for letting him join her party. When they return to the guild to claim their reward, many are not happy with these outsiders. Until Timothy buys them all drinks since this is their first success. And just like that everybody changes their tune to love them! Even more so when they make Rudy the star of the team. Later Rudy reminisces how Roxy took him in and taught him everything. He still has those things and cannot betray her teachings. Despite far apart, he is not alone and he has had it worse than this before. He stops moping and burns Eris’ clump of hair to move on. Still keeping the panties, though.

Episode 2
Rudy buffs himself up and offers to help others. This is to build up his reputation in hopes his name will reach Zenith. He continues to join Counter Arrow on their quests. This time, collecting scales dropped by snow drakes in some cave. Suddenly the place is swarmed by them so everyone fights back. But halfway into that, they are usurped by Soldat Heckler as he and his Stepped Leader party finish off the rest. When Timothy tries to thank him, Soldat punches him, thinking they were taking his prey. Apparently their quest was exterminating snow drakes infesting in a different cave. However it seems the caves somehow linked up and thus this misunderstanding. When Counter Arrow is back celebrating, a drunk Soldat comes to apologize. However he calls out to Rudy and his fake smile because those eyes are always looking down on others, like as though he is the one who got it worst. He hates brats who is running away from something. Since it all rings true, Rudy can do nothing but sit there and give his fake smile. Soon, Rudy learns that a quest by Counter Arrow has gone awry. Mimir is dead and Sara missing. The rest are feeling guilty for abandoning them and can’t do anything to save them because of the stormy blizzard. Well, guess what? Rudy sets off on this journey alone. His magic clears the blizzard sky! Then as he looks for Sara through the forest, he thinks about Soldat’s words, wondering if this is all just part of his redemption to make himself feel better. Then he finds Mimir’s corpse and some accessory belonging to Sara. Assuming she is dead? Well, looks like she is not but held captive by some monster tree? Had it not attacked Rudy, he might not have found her and gave away her location. Rudy saves her and then heals her up in a cave before they return home. When they return, Counter Arrow learns of Rudy’s heroic deeds. But Suzanne lashes out at Rudy for doing something so reckless. Ironically this time, it is Sara who comes to Rudy’s defence. Timothy is grateful and wants to repay him but Rudy claims they are the ones who saved him and have done a lot for him. Especially the strange feeling of saving Sara, he felt like he was being saved instead. Hence Rudy wants to call it even.

Episode 3
What has changed? Rudy working more frequently with Counter Arrow. He is getting more popular. Sara getting closer to him and talking more. Wow. She’s really this close to him. Uh huh. Even inviting him out for a date! He’d be a dumbass not to accept! During all that, she’s been sending strong signals to him. Very strong. In fact, she wants to go back to his place. Instantly get on the bed and allows him to do anything he wants! Not a trap! Oh yeah! We’re going to have sex! OMFG! SEX!!! But wait… Something is wrong… OMFG you kidding me?! He can’t get it up?! HOLY SH*t?! Don’t tell me he is impotent?! Or ED! Because of that, Sara leaves. She claims she is only doing this to repay her debt to him and she’s not into him or anything. Why does she sound like a tsundere? Why does she sound so disappointed. Oh well, back to square one since Rudy is back being depressed. So as Soldat comes to mouth him off as usual, Rudy punches him as he pours out his woes of being dumped. He even wants Soldat to punch him back but at this point, it’s so freaking awkward. What has a cocky guy got to do but listen to his problems. Basically, Rudy is still sad Eris left him right after they did their first time. Soldat can try to help him out and that is bringing him to a red light district. Elise, one of the top prostitutes there serves him. She is grateful to him for helping her sister some time ago. But soon the session is over. Yup, still can’t get it up. Elise believes he is frightened by women. You sure he isn’t impotent? The only thing left is to drink all night. By morning as they leave, a drunk Rudy tries to reconcile the whole thing by badmouthing Sara. Then of course the cliché moment that she is there and heard the whole thing. Obviously she is hurt and slaps him. Don’t want to see his face ever again. Well, it’s not the slap that hurts the most. Oh man, Rudy going to be depressed again. Before he kills himself, Soldat stops him. He tells him to go after Sara and explain. But Rudy is so tired of this, he doesn’t want to do anything anymore. Soldat suggests he takes some time off and go home. Can’t. Too far away. In that case, Soldat invites him to join his team as they are leaving for Neris soon. Rudy accepts this offer for a change in pace and realizes Soldat isn’t such a bad guy he thought to be. Meanwhile, Rudy’s great deeds have reached the ears of Elinalise. She now knows where to find him.

Episode 4
Rudy goes hunting with Soldat’s group. Rudy landing the killer blow to a dragon that earns him lots of praises. Soon, Elinalise finds Rudy and of course the latter doesn’t know who she is. He gets excited when she introduces herself as well as Paul’s comrade and a friend of Roxy. He wants to know more but she sends him mixed signals by flirting with him. He is willing to take the bait until she notices a pendant he has that is similar to hers. It belongs to Sylphiette. She is here to tell him the good news as she knows where Zenith is. Apparently in the labyrinth city of Rapa in the Begaritt continent and is working as a labyrinth explorer. He also learns that Paul as well as Roxy have also formed a party to look for her. Because Rudy feels assured of Roxy, he decides to stay here for the time being to hone his skills. After all, walking to Begaritt by foot takes about a year and now it is winter. Well, he has to put up with Elinalise’s f*cking every damn day!!! OMFG. She probably has slept with every guy in town!!! Doesn’t that make you jealous!!! Yup, Rudy have to admit he has a serious case of ED!!! Who wouldn’t want to f*ck with this hot babe!!! Even more so, she pays the guys to keep the relationship platonic! How much more can Rudy take it?! One day, Rudy gets an invitation letter from Ranoa Magic University. Jenius the vice principal is inviting him to join as a special guest. This means he is exempted from classes and tuition. He can use the facilities there to his heart’s content to do research. Needing some verification, he talks to Konrad (one of Soldat’s comrades) since he studied there although dropped out. Basically it is a good deal. This has Rudy remember his original goal was to save up and go there with Sylphiette (the reason he tutored Eris, remember?). However he thinks of honing his skills first and thus will pass up this invitation. That night, Hitogami appears for the first time in 2 years in his dreams to talk about this. It seems like he is running his mouth on how pathetic Rudy is right now. Sure, he might have gotten a bit of muscles but his magic barely improved and he got dumped by a few girls. Hence if he goes to Begaritt now, he will surely regret it. Hitogami wants him to take up the offer at Ranoa to research on the mass teleportation incident. Doing so will also cure his ED! For real?! Yeah, he better take that offer. Because waking up with naked Elinalise next to him and his little guy is still dead… And so, Rudy and Elinalise begin their journey to Ranoa after bidding goodbye to Soldat who hopes to meet again in the future.

Episode 5
Arriving at Ranoa, Rudy goes to see Jenius. Elinalise needs to go find some men to f*ck since the journey was sparse in picking some up! Yeah, got to f*ck on a regular basis to fend off her curse! As Jenius welcomes him, he would like Rudy to demonstrate his wordless incantations. In fact, there is another student here who can do so. She is Fitz and obviously Rudy doesn’t recognize her since she is dressed up like a man. But not too sure if Fitz recognizes him. Rudy easily defeats Fitz and he thought he might have gone too far to embarrass her. He promises to make it up to her later. Rudy and Elinalise are part of the new students enrolling at Ranoa as Ariel who is the student council president, addresses and welcomes them. As Rudy is free to do as he wish, he still needs to attend the mandatory homeroom class once a month. There, he is reunited with Zanoba who is glad to see his master again. The rest of his seniors in this class include Linia Dedoldia who is Gye’s eldest daughter, the strange Pursena who claims she is the same circumstances with Linia, and the self-proclaimed magic genius Cliff Grimoire who knows all about Rudy because Eris told him. Obviously she is not at Ranoa. Zanoba claims there is one more student but she is given exemption as she is always holed in her research. She’ll eventually come out so Rudy will have that chance to meet her. As Rudy goes to start his research at the library, he stumbles into Fitz. She learns of his cause and refers him to some books that he might be interested. But well, can’t tell he is here to cure his ED! Later when Luke sees Rudy, because Rudy doesn’t recognize him, Luke has to say his full name: Luke Notos Greyrat. This means he is Rudy’s cousin as he is under Paul’s branch. Zanoba explains to Rudy about Luke being a student here is actually to protect Ariel who lost her place to fight for the throne and studying here is just a pretext to flee. As Rudy returns, a white panty floats down into his hand. Suddenly all the girls surround him and accuse him of being a panty thief. How is he going to get out of this since that gorilla girl is really bent on making an example of him. Fitz comes to his rescue, claiming she was doing Ariel’s laundry and dropped that. Somehow Fitz’s word is law so the girls fear retribution and let Rudy go. Fitz helps heal Rudy and the latter truly believes she is a nice person and will definitely treat her with utmost respect.

Episode 6
Care to here Rudy’s boring narration of his monotonous school life? Yeah, it’s all about the routine. He continues to join Fitz in the library and it seems she too she is researching on that mass teleportation case. She claims someone she knows was a victim but was found. Though, she hadn’t had time to go look for that person and wants Rudy to help her in her research. As they continue talking, Rudy finds himself attracted to her smile. Oh man, starting to get worried he will swing that way? What does his little guy say about it? Oh right. Still limp. With Zanoba begging Rudy to teach him sculpting, obviously Zanoba has no magic talent so Rudy teaches him the most primitive form of carving. Too bad with his brute strength, such delicate work with hands too isn’t possible. Despair. Rudy confides in Fitz about this so she suggests getting a slave. Rudy will go check out the slave market this weekend and since Fitz is hinting she is free, wanna come? You bet. So the trio head down town and see the slaves being exhibit. Needing someone with dexterity in their hands, Fitz further suggests getting a young child since it is best to teach the child magic at a young age. This was how Rudy developed so much mana since he started casting when he was basically a toddler. The slave trader has a young dwarven girl who fits the description. However she is malnourished as her family is sold off to repay some debts. Plus, she doesn’t speak human language and is illiterate. They go check her out as Rudy talks to her. However she is unresponsive. He knows too well those looks in her eyes indicates she is in despair and longs for death. This brings back painful memories of those tormented days of his. Hence Rudy claims he can make her life better despite knowing the fact he cannot bring her true salvation. Then she starts to eke out that she doesn’t want to die. This is good enough for Rudy to buy her. Since she doesn’t have a name, they need to give her one. Rudy asks Zanoba’s opinion and he opines Julius seeing this was the baby brother he accidentally killed with his strength. And so she will be called Juliette or Julie for short. They get permission from the university for Julie to live with Zanoba and wait on him. By day, Rudy teaches her language and wordless incantation magic. Sculpture making plan on track.

Episode 7
Now it’s Fitz’s turn to narrate her routine. Nothing much but she can’t help have thoughts on Rudy lately. Julie is making some great progress after a month. But soon disaster struck. You see, when Rudy asks Zanoba about that Roxy figurine, he starts to panic. And to Rudy’s horror and anger, it is in pieces!!! How did this revered figurine turned into such shambles! Explain yourself! Well, when Zanoba enrolled here, Linia and Pursena challenged him to a duel. Both wagered their most prized possession. No guess what happened next. Rudy is still mad but will teach those beast girls a lesson. So he confronts them and starts to mock them. Short tempered Linia takes the bait as she lunges at him. Obviously Rudy could see all her movements and easily defeats her. Soon the same for Pursena who is trying to escape. They are tied up and locked in Rudy’s room. What’s the punishment going to be? He gropes Pursena’s boobs. Any response from the little fellow? Nope. Still as silent as ever. The girls don’t know the weight of the crime they have done as Rudy tells it to them how they’ve desecrated his goddess. Here is the revered holy altar with Roxy’s panties in it that he worships! OMFG! They start to panic and even accuse the other while Rudy tries to think of a punishment. So he goes to see Fitz for an idea that will leave him satisfied and they will bear no grudge. She has an idea. When they return, the girls are still tied up but soiled themselves where they are! Stinks. After cleaning up, they continue to look down on Fitz so Rudy’s word is law to make them know their place. Fitz then draws on their face. They have to be on their good behaviour or she’ll make this paint permanent as tattoo on their face. After they leave, Fitz notes it was just a ruse and it’s just cheap paint. Fitz hangs out in his room as Rudy’s curiosity grows that she never takes off her shades. She trolls him about taking it off but backs down, claiming she is under orders from Ariel not to show her face. And that’s the end of that.

Episode 8
Rudy trying to molest Linia?! Well, keep it down because Cliff can’t concentrate on his studies! Soon, Rudy sees Cliff being bullied by several students. He tells them off and they go away, not wanting to find trouble with him. Later, Cliff calls out to Rudy and it seems he has fallen for a girl. Eh? What? Don’t tell me Rudy is going to be his messenger or something. Turns out the girl he has fallen for is Elinalise! Oh dear. Cliff wants him to introduce him to her seeing they know each other. And so Rudy goes to ask Fitz for advice. Despite what Rudy thinks of Elinalise, another person might have another view. So it’s best to let them meet up and express that. Don’t worry, Rudy is just introducing them and what they do after is up to them. And so Rudy introduces Cliff to Elinalise. Not really hoping this will turn out well and even Elinalise needs to have a word with Rudy. Is he trying to pimp her? Well, if she doesn’t want to, she can turn him down. Rudy won’t feel sore about it. Next day, Rudy is shocked to see Cliff and Elinalise close to each other! They have decided to become a couple! She couldn’t turn him down after his manly proposal. What about her curse? She’ll try to control it. Yeah. Whatever makes them happy. Rudy notes that this is a season where the beast people fight each other to take over the head of their family. Basically, it’s their way of proposing. Rudy wonders why Linia and Pursena lock themselves in their room and wrote a letter to leave it up to him. Because they are princesses of their tribe, many want to challenge them. So to avoid that, they claim Rudy is their boss so many are challenging Rudy now! Of course he can defeat them easily but look at that long queue of challengers! Must be tiring. But soon all are defeated by this Demon Lord Badigadi AKA Badi. This eternally laughing dude is Kishirika’s fiancé and wants to challenge him after the greatness Kishirika told him. As they wait for Fitz to bring his staff, Rudy asks if he knows Hitogami. None. Before the duel begins, Rudy makes a plea not to kill him if he loses. It’s because he fears for his life after nearly being killed by Orsted. The laughing stops. Did he hit a nerve? Badi then suggests Rudy hit him with 1 shot with all he’s got. If he gets wounded, it’s Rudy’s win. Rudy accepts and puts all his magic and power in this single drill. Badi is sent flying! Don’t worry, he is alive. Badi declares him the winner. But it’s now his turn. Eh? What? Badi punches him! Don’t worry, Fitz can heal that big bruise. Next day, Rudy thinks all that craziness is over but wait till he sees Badi is now a student here! Not a laughing matter! That shirt might be ripping anytime soon…

Episode 9
Fitz gets more worried about Rudy. So much so Ariel is also taking notice about it. To her shock, Fitz has not told Rudy about her true identity for fear he might have forgotten about her. Ariel leaves it to Fitz to do whatever she wants when it comes to Rudy. Rudy continues his research and this mass teleportation looks more like summoning. The only thing is that you can’t summon people. He asks Fitz for anyone specializes in summoning so she points out to a particular girl, a special student known as Silent Sevenstar. When he goes to see her, immediately he recognizes her. It’s Nanahoshi! He gets so scared and tries to run! Well, he passes out. He makes up with Fitz next to him but Nanahoshi is here too. While he is still scared, she assures him Orsted won’t come to kill him. Yet. Then she shows him 2 names: Akito Shinohara and Satoshi Kuroki. He wants to know which of these name is him. None. But it proves he can read Japanese because Nanahoshi claims she too is from his world. Shizuka Nanahoshi. When she unmasks herself, Rudy might have recognized her. She was the girl he saw across the street before he got hit by a truck. Nanahoshi wants to be friends with him since she finds it assuring that she isn’t the only one sent here. However unlike him who got reincarnated, she got teleported after being hit by a truck. Also, she hates this world and wants to go back. When she came here 5 years ago, she was dumped in the middle of Asura and Orsted picked her up. She doesn’t think Orsted summoned her. She spent a couple of years learning the language and all before spending a year travelling around the world to find clues to return to her world. None. It seems they used ancient teleport circles but Nanahoshi cannot divulge much about that. During her journey, she met a man who also claimed he was summoned by someone. Rudy wants to know who but she claims that guy wanted to remain anonymous.

She further adds as they are foreign objects in this world, any changes will have them erased. Now she is here researching these magic circles by herself since no one can do so as none has ever done it before. She also lacks any sort of mana and even though it has been 5 years, she has not aged although that doesn’t mean she is immortal. She hopes to make a deal since they both have something the other wants. Because she wants to go back to her world, she needs an enormous amount of mana for her experiments. Hence Rudy will be her experiment and in exchange, she’ll tell him what he wants. He agrees and wants to know about that mass teleportation. She doesn’t know about it but thinks she is probably the cause. While Rudy is not surprised since he had a hunch but relieved to know it wasn’t his fault to begin with, suddenly Fitz gets mad and starts attacking her. Nanahoshi is protected by her ring barrier as Fitz continues to blame her for all the sufferings she had. After Rudy restrains her and says Nanahoshi is also a victim, Fitz apologizes for her outburst and Nanahoshi for not wording it better. Nanahoshi continues that she is unsure of it nor what anyone would gain from doing so. Even Orsted said nothing of this sort happened before. She has an idea of what caused it and that’s why she needs Rudy’s help and mana. Rudy needs time to think about all this and ends today’s conversation. On the way back, Fitz asks him about his opinions on Nanahoshi. She still rubs him the wrong way in a some ways, brings some relief to her.

Episode 10
Fitz feels more distant to Rudy. Even more so he shares a special bond with Nanahoshi and that they are emotionally closer to each other. Starting to be depressed? Thanks to Rudy’s bout with Badi, many students now keep their distance from him. Cliff asks Rudy about cursed objects so he explains the one from the Superd legend. It helps him realize something. Rudy continues to experiment with Nanahoshi. Basically she draws a magic circle and he puts some mana into it. All failures. She hopes to have one that will summon a person from their world. Her logic is that by doing so, she can send herself back. Of course she would want to prevent another disaster but this experiment will likely give her a clue on how it occurred. Rudy receives a letter from Soldat. He is in town so he hopes to meet up. What a great reunion. In town, Rudy bumps into Luke and Fitz. It seems Fitz avoids him and Luke is the one doing all the talking. Rudy gets the point and leaves. Somewhat he felt hurt and needs somebody to talk with about it but thinks none would be a good listener. Then he sees Fitz at the library. This time she is acting normal. She claims her avoidance was because she was on duty and thus forbidden to speak as her voice sounds childish. Although Rudy has his reservations, it is good to know that Fitz doesn’t hate him. Rudy continues to think more of Fitz until he realizes that he is in love with her. Yes, he thinks he is in love with a man. He tries to ask more about Fitz via Jenius but he is given the gag order by his superiors. So as Rudy ponders about asking Fitz out in case she is a woman or even at least jerk off to her, to his surprise she almost heard that. The shock has them fall on top of each other. It is then Rudy realizes Fitz is a woman. Fitz denies and runs away claiming she is a guy. But the best part? Rudy realizes he got a bit of an erection! Although it doesn’t last long, he believes Fitz could be the cure. Whatever circumstances Fitz acting like a man, he will respect it and continue to treat her so. Thus he can’t get intimate with her now. Slowly but surely. At least there is hope now for his ED!

Episode 11
Luke confronts Rudy about Fitz’s identity. Knowing he is on to him, Rudy feigns ignorance. He even goes so far as to say he is afraid to challenge them in whatever and that’s why he is supportive in what he is doing now. Soon Fitz is called by Ariel. She too knows about Rudy realizing she is not a man. Although she sees nothing wrong in that, the problem is that Fitz is taking her own sweet time. It’s annoying to see nothing happening and so she is forced to intervene. After reminding her that she is her friend and not her servant, Ariel has her state what she wants to do now. Fitz wants to be with Rudy. However she feels she cannot recover from the shock if he doesn’t remember her. That is why she is here to help her think through this. They talk about the most memorable moments Fitz has with him. It is that moment when Rudy realized she wasn’t a man after forcefully stripping her in the bath. That was unforgettable. Then she asks what kind of relationship she wants with him. Uhm, Fitz ranting about some sexual fantasies with Rudy?! Oh wow. That really is her desire? Before she discusses the plan, she warns Fitz that if she chickens out this time, she will be banned from contacting Rudy ever again. So the first step is to get Rudy to go adventure with her through the forest to get some flower for Ariel in some challenge. Rudy wanted to hire others and use his connections so Fitz had to protest and hint that it should be just them. Fortunately he gets the hint. Then as they trek through the snowy forest, Fitz starts to make it rain and Rudy can’t seem to make it stop. So they head to take shelter in a cave. Rudy has no qualms getting naked to dry himself but he sees Fitz shivering in the cold. Trying to be considerate and not look while she dries herself, she continues to do nothing. He is going to leave the cave but she stops him. She claims she can’t undress herself and wants him to do it for her. Okay. He slowly takes off her clothes. Finally, he takes off her shades. Recognize her? Yes. Are you Sylphiette? It is then she breaks down emotionally in his arms. How long have she waited for this day. He hugs her as she continues crying, confessing she has loved him and even more so now. She wants to stay with him forever.

Episode 12
Rudy can’t believe how he couldn’t recognize Fitz as Sylphiette. Were they like 2 different people? Anyway, he realizes she might go away again if he doesn’t tell her how he feels. After he confesses, they kiss and now it’s the big one. Oh yeah! SEX!!! But wait… OH SH*T! F*CKING ED!!! OMG! HIS DICK BETRAYED HIM AT THE MOST CRUCIAL MOMENT!!! Obviously he is depressed and even begging for forgiveness. Can you blame him? 3 whole f*cking years of ED! But Sylphiette isn’t offended at all. They spend some time together talking about the old days and Sylphiette explaining her circumstances. A good news is that Rudy’s little brother sometimes can get it up although it doesn’t last. This means he knows he still has it but cannot control it. There’s still hope. When Sylphiette returns to report to Ariel, the latter thinks it all failed. Well, she would be surprised. Even more so after learning Rudy’s ED and why he is here in the first place. Now Luke seems to understand why Rudy is docile. Not that the girls would get it anyway. He vows to do something about this. Soon, he returns with an aphrodisiac. Due to the mass teleportation, its manufacturing method was lost. So the few that was left soared in prices and he kept this as a last resort in case he needed some emergency funds. But since Sylphiette has saved him many times, he is giving it to her as token of appreciation. Be warned, it is very strong and a man could lose himself. He suggests Sylphiette take some too if she can’t keep up. I suppose she needs it since Luke was also blunt to say Sylphiette lacks any feminine charms! Proof is that Luke doesn’t even have feelings for her! It is the family’s tradition that men fall for busty women!

So with renewed confidence (somewhat), Sylphiette goes to visit Rudy in his room to celebrate their reunion. Obviously both getting nervous until she lets him drink the aphrodisiac and she herself has a bit too. And then it starts to kick in. Rudy wants to get it on. Okay. Itadakimasu. Sorry folks, we have to use our imaginations what happened next. Next morning, Rudy wakes up alone in his bed. Sylphiette gone. Some blood on the sheets. He starts crying. Oh man. Did he fail? Soon Sylphiette returns. She just went out to thank Ariel and Luke. Rudy starts to hug her. Now it is his turn to be a cry-baby. Those tears, it means his ED is cured! Then he goes to officially see Ariel for the first time. This is to thank her for everything and in return, he will assist her in any way. Although he would prefer not to get involved in family politics, however it is a different story if his loved one is involved. So this means he will be supporting Ariel. Although he still has a duty to find his lost family members, Ariel says he can continue to do so and her own affairs can wait till she is done. Now she truly asks him what he wants to do. She hints now that his ED is cured, is this goodbye to Sylphiette? With great resolve, Rudy says he will marry Sylphiette. A shocking proposal as Ariel now asks Sylphiette her answer. Yes, she accepts. Now that she will be his future wife, Ariel gives her permission to no longer dress like a man. Embrace your femininity. In exchange for this, Ariel will make use of Rudy’s reputation and likewise he can use hers.

Erectionless/Jerkless Reincarnation
That’s the problem when you watch a split cour series and now I have to wait for the next part to come out! Ugh! Feels so long… Thank goodness. Better for me to feel that way and it proves that this sequel is still as highly interesting as the first. Yeah, imagine if it turned out all sh*tty and boring, I wouldn’t have such impatient sentiments and wouldn’t even care if the next part comes. Thus with all the interesting developments so far, I would say that I am now quite interested to see what the second half has in store. Just need to be patient. Yeah, imagine me learning how to be patient again via split anime cours. Sheesh…

As seen, this sequel moves the plot along very nicely albeit it feels a bit slow. After all, the first quarter sees a lost Rudy trying to get back on his feet with some random group of adventurers and the rest of the bulk of this season showcases him studying at Ranoa as a special student. I would say that it has not merely solved anything and instead it has opened up a lot more possibilities and developments for future plots. Maybe that is why I felt impatient. Especially with the introduction of a handful of new characters that didn’t really go anywhere. Hence if I look back at this season, I would say that nothing really much progresses in terms of the storyline. Therefore it felt strange that they had to throw in that distraction known as Rudy’s ED as some sort of mini plot for this season! Yeah, life was definitely HARD!!! HAHAHA!!! Oops, sorry for bad pun. I wonder if this ED thing is to reflect his previous life’s incident because he was bullied for having a small dick which led to his traumatized and hikikomori state before he died. Whatever. But yes, thank goodness it was somewhat solved in the end because I’m sure it will leave a bad taste in our mouths if this impotency thingy was brought forward to the next part. Uh huh. No wonder all the naughty bits were pretty much toned down this season. Aside from Rudy keeping Roxy’s pantsu in his altar as his idol of worship. Oh right. Almost forgot about Elinalise’s hyper sexual activeness! Sure, no sex scenes but you can’t help imagine such stuffs when you have a woman so f*cking horny!

Of course the biggest accomplishment for this season is the reunion of Rudy and Sylphiette. I suppose if there was a plot for this season, this would be it. So yeah, it’s like a bit of a draggy drama and affair as Sylphiette FKA Fitz trying to wait out and play the waiting game until Rudy remembers her. Well, in a way not rushing this is a good thing because at the end when everything works out fine and now the duo are reunited, we can look back and vouch for the genuineness of their relationship. The irony that Rudy is already living out his dream of going to a magic university with Sylphiette right under his nose. Now it’s like killing 2 birds with 1 stone! The other being the cure of his ED, of course! Things are looking up for Rudy! Now he has bagged his childhood friend as his wife. What more can he ask for?

Character wise, Rudy obviously being the main character, we have seen him grown since the first season as a kid. Although there is more room for improvement, his life isn’t a bed of roses and we definitely see the efforts he put in. In a way, you could say that whatever outcome that led him to where he is today is mainly because of the efforts he put in. Sylphiette was sorely missing for a big chunk in last season and it feels like this season was her redemption. Like anybody who fears being forgotten, the reason why this whole drama dragged out until Ariel had to step in and give the ultimatum to take action or else. I suppose if a guy doesn’t remember a girl, it would be equally as bad if not worse when a girl rejects a guy. And so all that baseless fears were for naught and a happy ending for our happy couple. Oh sorry, make that a good start.

Speaking of missing, viewers would obviously notice the absence of a certain main character from last season: Eris. Fans of Eris can cry over her no-show but whatever. Because of that, in a way it makes the whole series felt like it had turned towards a new direction. It’s like this series has changed slightly. Because the first season had them as kids. Now at least we see Rudy has grown up into a respectable (term used loosely) teen and he has mature in some ways. There’s no feisty woman by his side this time for all the shenanigans. However with Sylphiette’s drama, I felt that Eris’ absence was blown away and at times, I believe I wasn’t even thinking about her or how she’ll come back. In fact, I can now see with Rudy getting engaged to Sylphiette, it is a very high probability he will cross paths with Eris again in the future and I wonder what kind of reaction these characters will have. After all, it is still premature to accuse that it was Eris who made Rudy impotent. I mean, the coincidence was there. And then the heavy drama with Sylphiette in the final 2 episodes helped cured it. So am I not expecting some sort of bloodbath the next time both girls actually meet!

As you would also have noticed, this season also sees the absence of a lot of characters from the first season. So much so you might have forgotten them if you don’t force yourself to think back what happened to them. Many too did not even have any visual appearance this season. You guys still remember that Ruijerd dude? The one who guided Rudy and Eris back home when they got blown away by the mass teleportation? Then there is the rest of Rudy’s family members. Paul, Lilia, Zenith and his sisters, Norn and Aisha. You still remember those cute girls? Oh, what about crazy girls? Sorry, this season is not Kishirika’s either. Other than cute girls, remember that brute girl? Oh actually that muscle woman Ghislaine who was Rudy’s teacher in the fighting department. And yes, who could forget about Rudy’s master, the great Roxy. Sorry, that (broken) figurine of her doesn’t count as her making an appearance! So yes, all these characters and more were sorely missing here but with the ongoing drama, I hardly felt their absence.

Of course, not all were side-lined and some do recur like Zanoba and Elinalise who are given more screen time this season. Sort of. Well, Zanoba has turned into some sort of perverted lackey for Rudy and Elinalise’s strange curse that has her sleep around with men sure will raise some eyebrows if it is an excuse for her to satiate her endless promiscuity. The more important one is Nanahoshi. Damn, should’ve guessed her moniker at Ranoa is actually her name directly translated into English! Anyway, her cameo gives an important insight and direction as well as intrigue to Rudy’s previous life and perhaps this world. It is one of the biggest revelations this season so I hope that more can be fleshed out in the next part. Hitogami only made 1 stinking episode of appearance and he is even more a mystery than before. But I guess for now his absence is needed because as pointed out, don’t want to divert attention away from Rudy-Sylphiette/Fitz drama. It’s not like we’re going to get any straight answers from him, right?

This season also introduces a handful of new ones. As pointed out, these new characters have really gone nowhere yet and it just felt like they were for introductory purposes this season. For instance, Linia and Pursena felt like Rudy’s reluctant lackeys. Julie has been bought to wait on Zanoba but more remains to be seen about her. Yeah, she’s pretty amusing (and cute) with some of her reactions. Then there is Cliff. Who the f*ck this guy? I don’t know, but it’s like he is the cure to Elinalise’s self-prostitution because just like that, they’re now a couple. Imagine if Elinalise continues to f*ck around, how annoying would that be? Who is this Badi guy? I don’t even know why he is needed but I guess it’s for some future plots. Then there is Soldat who might be cocky but he’s a good guy and now he is good friends with Rudy. Probably in future plots, they’ll go adventuring again. What happened to Counter Arrow? Especially Suzanne and more importantly, Sara? I believe I won’t be seeing the last of them but ever since Rudy enrolled at Ranoa, they have been close to forgotten. After all, Rudy realized his ED when making out with Sara and then it was like she wasn’t amused. Imagine the first guy you slept with was limp. But she was the turning point in Rudy’s life and I would say it was for the better at this point in view.

Art and animation remain consistent and it’s good to note that they still maintain that quality. Especially the backgrounds and sceneries. I’m more impressed with the breath taking views rather than the character designs. Oh well, it just feels pretty iffy the character looks. Even with Rudy growing up into his teens and he has put on a bit of muscles, he still looks a bit weird. Last season’s seiyuu’s are retained and new ones joining the fray. Nice to hear Yuu Kobayashi as Suzanne although her character is very much calm and subdued. The new casts are Kousuke Toriumi as Soldat (Nozel in Black Clover), Reina Ueda as Ariel (Lemon in Mashle), Kazuyuki Okitsu as Luke (Nagare in K), Shion Wakayama as Nanahoshi (Mie in Suki Na Ko Ga Megane Wo Wasureta), Ai Fairouz as Linia (Takechiyo in Hanyou No Yashahime), Minami Tanaka as Pursena (Mary in Kakegurui), Taiten Kusunoki as Badi (Drakken in Edens Zero), Ryota Ohsaka as Cliff (Marco in Shingeki No Kyojin), Sumire Morohoshi as Julie (Koyori in Hand Shakers) and Haruka Shiraishi as Sara (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy). Unlike last season, this season’s opening credits animation is fixed. But for the song, Spiral by Longman, sounds more like some generic rock piece rather than the medieval fantasy or Celtic tunes like the last time. Even the ending theme, Musubime by Yuiko Oohara (who sang all of the themes in the previous season) feels more like slow rock.

Overall, this season is highly interesting with all its developments and characters despite not being anywhere conclusive. Heck, even though the novel series it was based on was way done in 2015, last time I briefly checked this adaptation so far only covered about 1/3 of the entire series so there is still a long way to go. Since I am quite impressed with this season, it is obvious without saying that I will be looking forward to the next. And obviously if you are those who aren’t impressed with that first season, you should stay away from this one as it might exacerbate your misery. And lead to ED! Stress and anxiety can lead to ED, you know! So while I wait for the next season, maybe I’ll go watch a few ecchi fanservice shows just to keep in check and prove I have no ED! Serious! Thank goodness I still got it!

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore. With a name like Jitsu Wa Ore Saikyou Deshita, it is damning proof that the current anime trend and season is now flooded with all sorts of isekai shenanigans. Uh huh. With the title obviously stating that the main character being the strongest, oh yeah, you know what the deal is going to happen. Loser guy in real world dies, gets reincarnated as an overpowered main character as approved by God who does some obvious dumb mistake for some reason. Claims to do things for his own selfish reasons and to protect that interest of his but his actions are all typical heroic strokes that further pushes him up the heavenly pedestal in the eyes of others. Yes, the isekai trend is still going strong and the strongest of the genres, people!

Episode 1
You know the drill. Some hikikomori loser scorned by society dies in his room. Not surprising, hot goddess babe pops up to tell him he has been selected for reincarnation and will be given overpowered skills in this new fantasy world. You bet he is going to accept this sweet deal to relive his peaceful life. Born as Prince Reinhardt, the royal family is pleased. But when a mage takes his magic aptitude, his level is very low and has only barrier magic! For fear of embarrassment, the king abandons his own child and just to keep this a secret. Poor Reinhardt is left to fend for himself in the forest. Meanwhile it is revealed the goddess made an error. Like always! Because this world’s magic cannot go more than 3 digits, guess what his level 1002 looks like? Yup. Oh, she forgot to give him some elemental powers too. A giant wolf tries to eat him but luckily his barrier saves the day. When he uses his magic about to drop the cliff on her, Flay gives up. She wanted to eat him to replenish herself but seeing he is so powerful, she decided to give up. In order not to be viewed as a loser, Reinhardt refers himself as Haruto (since this German name is so hard to pronounce) and is the Demon Lord reincarnate! Flay now wants to be his master. Since Haruto is hungry, he wants to suck on milk? Flay turns into a hot woman form but she can only produce breast milk if she is mating. Uhm, you expect a baby to have sex with you?! Luckily this human, Gold Zenfis passes by and is willing to give some milk. It seems he lost a baby child and for whatever reasons, cannot accept the abandonment of this one and will take him in. Since Flay cannot leave her master, Gold is willing to accept her as their attendant. And for 9 years, Haruto is living in Gold’s household that includes his wife Natalia and little sister Charlotte. Strangely, Charlotte is fearful of Haruto but not Flay. Natalia hopes he won’t hold it to heart since Charlotte has no boys around her age to mix around. The plan is for Haruto to sneak away and that’s why he has studied some magic and created a life-like robot in his image. But today is not that day as Gold has him train with the sword. Surprisingly, Haruto can dodge like a pro and even his attacks are powerful. As Haruto continues to wonder about his magic level, Gold talks to Natalia and suspects he may be a demon. It could be the reason why Flay follows him. But strangely, he has no horns or tail. No matter what, they promise to give Haruto a happy life.

Episode 2
Gold returns with his men, all mostly injured. It seems they have been ambushed by bandits despite taking precautions and making well preparations. Haruto cannot stand this sight so he goes to secretly heal all of them! Wow! Miracle! It doesn’t stop there. He uses his surveillance to pinpoint where the bandits are hiding and then flies over there with Flay to force info out of them. It seems they are soldiers from the neighbouring country with a mission to disguise as bandits and cause mayhem. But with the border security so tight, how did they get in? Ah yes, an accomplice. Someone who wields more authority than Gold. Since that is all they know, Haruto thanks them by telling Flay to burn everything down! No mercy! So as Gold receives news of this mystery, he thinks it is Flay’s doing. However Charlotte has a different thinking. She confronts Flay and asks who Haruto really is. Because last night she saw them flying out. Then she went to check on her brother and saw him sleeping in his bed (his clone). Flay gives the story that he has a very awesome aura. Because she can’t reveal more, Charlotte now follows Haruto everywhere he goes. But each time he tries to talk to her, she runs! Isn’t that cute? One day, Natalia and Charlotte are to leave for some annual festival in the city. Their carriage gets ambushed. The bandits has goals to kidnap them. Mother and daughter run but it seems someone is telling Charlotte and giving her directions where to go. In a cave, Natalia leaves Charlotte there to go find help. However bandits surround her. Natalia is resorted to taking he own life but luckily Haruto has arrived. You bet he is mad! DIE! Charlotte then confronts him and wants to know if he is that mysterious hero of justice (as explained by mom). Well, Haruto plays along with it. Yes I am but please keep it a secret. Charlotte is impressed and is willing to lie to father to help him. Well, okay. Whatever. As Gold asks Haruto for his opinion, he manages to give hints that there is a rat within the empire. Gold thinks it must be that woman making her move. But a huge surprise because now Charlotte takes a liking for Haruto. She hugs him and loves him! Oh my! Oh well, as long as she doesn’t hate him, it is okay. Apparently a new rival for Flay…

Episode 3
Charlotte sticking to Haruto like a leech. Well, better than hating him. Learning that he is studying ancient magic, Charlotte guides him to the library where there are books about it. This leads him to talk about anime. Little girl so impressed she wants to watch! And WTF he sets up his old account here on this TV to let her watch some anime?! How is this even freaking possible?! Anyway, she doesn’t know Japanese but damn, after a few hours, she masters the language?! They’re lying to us Japanese is an easy language!!! Anyway, you bet Charlotte has turned into an otaku nerd! Next anime please! So much so, Haruto imposes a 3 hour limit per day and damn, she’s so depressed! One day, Gold and his men set out to find and exterminate the bandits. This has Charlotte asking why Haruto doesn’t join them. Yeah, you guessed it all those heroes of justice anime has influenced her. With those innocent doe eyes, you bet Haruto cannot disappoint her as he does his own transformation scene into his own hero of justice. Is this Code Geass rip-off? Since she wants to see him in action, he goes to find the bandits and beats them up. Then he stumbles into Gold and his men who want to know his goal. Haruto makes up whatever and leaves. Charlotte impressed as always and so Haruto continues this charade until he earns the nickname, Black Knight. As Haruto has completed his clone, even Charlotte can’t tell the real one. Too bad this clone also acts like him because he doesn’t want to do his bidding! Soon, a visit by Princess Marianne and her very arrogant and cocky Prince Laius. Laius thinks Haruto is scowling him and wants to duel. He looks down even on Marianne’s advice to not shame himself as he thinks of her as just a political marriage tool. Haruto obliges and takes a beating at first (don’t worry, he infused himself with armour). But with ‘permission’ from Laius to fight back, Haruto shows his true colours and whips his ass. Care to surrender now? Marianne asks about his true level but Haruto says it is what it is. Haruto is left to wonder if his real parents are looking for him. Why? They abandoned him, right?

Episode 4
It’s already tiring enough for Haruto to play a hero of justice. And now Charlotte thinks Flay is his partner? And Flay is more than happy to play the part? Oh well… Next time they go kick bandits’ ass, behold Black Knight and Crimson Knight! Yeah, Flay getting way too violent to burn those motherf*ckers! One night as Haruto does his usual surveillance, he sees strange hooded men doing something shady with a magic circle. He goes to ask them but they attack. That’s their answer. But whatever monsters they summon, Haruto easily turns it all against them. Haruto then interrogates the leader and threatens to bury all his men alive. He reveals they are the unit under the queen consort and their mission is to assassinate Charlotte. Oh dear. It is believed that Charlotte’s magic will surpass her one day and once that happens, the kingdom might be split if Charlotte has Gold’s backing. You bet Haruto promises to give his mom hell. Laius and Marianne are friends with Haruto and Charlotte? Well, okay. Laius suspects Haruto may be a demon, at least those born between a union between a human and a demon but of course he doesn’t have horns or a tail so things are still confusing. As the kids visit the wheat field, Haruto takes this chance to talk to dad. Hypothetically he asks what if the queen is out for Charlotte’s life? Gold then realizes the impact of this. He believes her aim is to annihilate them. Obviously they can’t just eliminate her. But if she was gone, the kingdom will be in turmoil. You see, the king fell from power and many nobles tried to take his place. It is only the queen who kept it all in check. If she dies, a civil war will spark. 2 years before Haruto was born, Gizelotte was part of the king’s army who went on to vanquish the Demon Lord. She was hailed a hero and became known as the Flash Princess. They married and became popular. But now she is trying to take the kingdom for herself. Unless someone more powerful shows up. As Gold isn’t fit for politics, he believes someone cleverer would usurp her one day. That person is Charlotte. Hence Haruto vows to protect Charlotte until she is old enough to become the queen. Knowing that she will come meddling again, perhaps it’s time for a reunion.

Episode 5
Gizelotte is not amused with the recent failures. She knows Charlotte will become a threat and thinks of taking out that meddling Black Knight herself. Well, speak of the devil, he is here! Gizelotte shows how powerful she is by using several magic. However as we know, nothing beats Haruto. He easily subdues her even in a sword fight. Then he places a slave collar on her. Try to rip it off and there goes your head. He tells her to stay away from the Zenfis family if she knows what’s good for her. Until he deems her no longer a threat, the collar stays. And just like that, the queen is defeated. Because 5 years of peace have passed. But sorry, Charlotte still an anime otaku. Or maybe worse. Gold is stumped but thankful the threats on Charlotte’s life has stopped ever since but can’t help wonder what happened. Gizelotte has disappeared from the public and everyone thought she wore the collar as fashion but soon questioned if she could ever take it off. But oh well, nothing to do with them, right? You think Haruto could return to his hikikomori life but wait! Gold wants him to attend the royal academy. Yeah, school is the most hated thing from his previous life. Well, actually the king personally recommended him. In fact, Marianne was the one who proposed it. Oh, did he mention Laius is going to be in the same grade too? Yeah, so do your best and make friends. Even more so, Gizelotte may be plotting her comeback using Marianne so you know just in case. Since Gold has done a lot for him, Haruto accepts. However he can bring an attendant. It can’t be Flay and sorry mom, you can’t tag along! Haruto tries to get his clone to take his place and as expected, he refuses. Sure, he might put up an act to get expelled to show the king erred in his judgment but Haruto himself can do that too, right? The clone wants his hikikomori life too! Man, clone throwing a tantrum. Eventually the clone is forced to take his place. Haruto retreats to his secret cabin he has built at the lakes to enjoy his hikikomori life. Yeah, Charlotte comes here to watch anime too. Since it is a pain to travel here, Haruto now can uses teleport magic. However he has never tested it on a live subject. Flay suggests his clone. Uhm, that thing is alive? Anyway, his clone even refuses to do it, knowing his guinea pig intentions well. This makes Flay mad as she hops through and brings him over. See, it works.

Episode 6
Haruto still needs to go find his attendant. He stumbles upon a nearby village run by skeletons! Oh, they are the skeleton army summoned by those hooded men back then. They now pledge their allegiance to Haruto. Led by Johnny, they have also taken in stray monsters to stay. Damn, this place is huge and the irony that the undead growing food?! Haruto thinks Johnny is a nice and loyal guy fit to be his attendant. Only, he talks too much! And those damn skeleton jokes… Then there is also Gigan the golem who was also part of the hooded men’s summon. Well, a gentle giant and she’s acting like a maiden in love! Obviously too big to be his attendant. Leave it to Charlotte to call this new town Pandemonium. Anime influenced, right? Gold tells Haruto about some wounded blue dragon was seen entering their kingdom’s borders on the run from some hunt. Fearing this might cause the dragon to go on a rampage, he hopes they can scope the situation. Haruto and Flay drop in to save the dragon from the pesky hunters. At first the dragon is puzzled why Flay is obeying a human but after hearing the touching story, she understands. So the Demon Lord back story still stands? She then talks about her circumstances. As she hates fighting, she didn’t join the war between demons and humans. She secluded herself in the mountain for 300 years ago. Wow. You bet Haruto is going to love this next level of hikikomori! One day an adventurer dropped a book. She read it and found it fascinating. To feed her curiosity, she turned into her human form to sneak into a human settlement to steal books to read back in her cave. But then the adventurers found out and they attacked her. She was forced to flee her home. She accepts Haruto as her master for saving his life. And now she will be called Liza. Yeah, a lazy naming from blizzard dragon… Despite in her loli human form, sorry she’s no Kanna! Flay tries to assert she is Haruto’s #1 servant. But Haruto takes a liking for Liza as they both fly off together. Flay runs like hell to keep up with them. Won’t lose!

Episode 7
Liza is introduced to the rest of the family and they welcome her warmly. Now as a maid, Flay tries to teach her how to do her chores. Guess what? Flay is clumsy with everything while Liza excels in everything after learning it the first time! Yeah, Flay is already forgotten as Charlotte becomes best friends with her. This is when Haruto realizes Liza is the perfect attendant for him but when he sees how close Liza and Charlotte are, he couldn’t bear take them apart from each other! Soon, Charlotte becomes depressed because her favourite anime has ended. And then Haruto drops the bombshell that he will be attending school next week. This has Charlotte call an emergency meeting with her Round Table comrades! WHAT?! It consists of Flay, Liza, Johnny and Gigan. They too are in shock to hear Haruto attending school. So what’s so bad you may ask? Well, Charlotte has seen too much animes on high school. She asked Haruto about it and in short, he doesn’t have pleasant memories of it and calls it the most dangerous place. It doesn’t help when the animes tell of some secret evil student council. Yeah, there’s going to be some magic battles. To help Haruto in this, Charlotte has the ladies gather info while Johnny and Gigan further expand Pandemonium. Liza wonders if they should consult Haruto first but apparently he shall not be trifled with such small matters! But of course later Liza goes to report to Haruto as he thanks her. However Liza still believes in that evil organization at school and is all confused. Haruto then plays along that he has been acting in secret all along. This is a chance for him to make her his attendant for school. Case solved.

Episode 8
Laius might have changed since his meeting with Haruto but he is still cocky. He has worked hard and trained himself but feels he is still way behind Haruto. The reason being he wants to know why he is so strong. As for Marianne, it is hinted she has a crush on Haruto. The siblings discuss about the weird cultists in school, Church of Lucifyra. It is actually a new cult disguised as a branch of the state religion, Church of Mija. They have extremist ideologies and worship the demon and their influence is spreading throughout the kingdom. Recently they have the idea of overthrowing the monarchy and there are nobles joining and funding it. They feel that their mom may be behind this and trying to use Lucifyra to achieve some goal since she is now on bad terms with the king and the cultist will definitely exploit this. Speak of the devil, here comes Gizelotte. She still instil fears in her children as she tries to strangle Marianne, thinking she is looking down on her because of the collar! And then she wants Laius to find out all about Black Knight and report only to her. Laius has no choice but to obey. He fears he might get Haruto involved in something terrible. As Haruto and Liza prepare to embark to the royal capital, Flay is in despair. Please reconsider to choose her! No way. Poor Flay. At the outskirts of the capital, the duo see a bison chasing down a stagecoach carrying civilians. Haruto dons his Black Knight attire to the rescue. But first he sees Irisphilia trying to distract the bison but gets owned in the process. Haruto easily takes it out and heals her. With everyone impressed with him and even more so he doesn’t expect payment or even further hurt the bison, Haruto refers to himself as Shiva the hero of justice! So he is going with that name? Irisphilia wonders if they will meet again. Who knows? After a tiring day at the capital, he returns to his cabin as Charlotte suggests they all eat out at the capital. After that, Charlotte wants to date him. Haruto is surprised. A guy like him being invited on a first date?! Hey, nobody thinks they are siblings, right? Besides, they’re not even blood related. But oh yeah, date it is! They have a nice time and at the end of the day, bump into Irisphilia. She finds Haruto familiar although he pretends they never met. She then rushes off as Charlotte feels something strange about it. Haruto notes this since Liza too had the same feeling of her.

Episode 9
Learning there is an entrance exam to take, Haruto decides to take it himself and fail! Well, he doesn’t even know what some of the questions are so he just simply answers. But for those pertaining his barrier or ancient magic, he passionately writes away. Hey, can’t make it look like he is failing on purpose, right? Next is the magic aptitude test. He is taken to see the school director who is a loli. Yes, Tearietta Luseiannel is another eccentric and quirky one. As Haruto places his hand on the orb, it explodes! Haruto is happy thinking that breaking the orb will have him expelled. But Tearietta is impressed! It means the orb cannot contain his magic and his power is way off the charts! Also, she likes his answers because it’s so unique! Especially the “I don’t know” ones! Apparently this is all just a setup so she can invite him to join her as partner in her research. Obviously Haruto will not take the bait. So Haruto failed in his bid to get expelled. He leaves the rest to his clone. After the entrance ceremony, he bumps into Schneidel Halfen, the cocky student council vice. Actually, he calls out to Irisphilia for not acknowledging him. Too bad she is bad in reading the mood. He further calls out to Haruto for the same. He runs so Schneidel fires his magic at him. Haruto takes a hit but is still okay. To escape, Haruto fires his magic gun and runs before Schneidel could exact another punishment. Back home, Haruto tells this to his original self. And then soon gets a letter requesting for a duel. He cannot turn it down nor lose on purpose if he knows what is good for him. Haruto then sees Irisphilia heading towards Schneidel’s residence alone. It seems she wants him to cancel the duel because all this was her fault in the first place and nothing to do with Haruto. However that won’t do so Schneidel has her strip and dance naked. She obediently does so and of course Haruto won’t further tolerate this. Shiva moves them to another dimension. He tells Irisphilia not to be so naïve and to go home. Then he goes to deal with Schneidel. Naming all his sins, he puts on some magic curse on him. If he tries to take it off in any way, it will hurt even further. He will live with it until he atones for his sins. Schneidel is returned to his lackeys (who are obviously trying to hide their laughter seeing him in pain).

Episode 10
To Haruto’s surprise, many students are praising him for teaching Schneidel a lesson. Yeah, everyone is talking about him! What could be worse than that? Tearietta still bugging him to join her lab! But it gets worse. Laius and Marianne are also here. They all argue over Haruto to join their club. OMG. What’s happening? They think Irisphilia is also here for the same but Haruto sees this as a chance to escape. He takes her hand and runs away. I guess that’s his choice. So long, losers! Later Irisphilia asks Haruto if he is the same person yesterday. Because she couldn’t feel any magic from him (the clone) yesterday. He then asks if she is a demon but thankfully she is human. Also, it seems she wants to be friends with him as she has none. After all, she keeps bumping into him and it must be fate. She tells of her past whereby she has been abandoned many times. It could be that she isn’t good in communication. Well, Haruto believes he is not the right person since he himself has no friends. However her logic dictates that they are both the right people for each other to learn how to communicate! He then thinks he can use her to get out of school. Seeing that she is joining the research lab for ancient magic, he will join her too. Meanwhile Flay talks to Liza about the previous Demon Lord whose goal is to have demons and humans coexist together. It could be that he lost to the Flash Princess on purpose without even putting up a fight. By sacrificing himself, he would be reborn as a human and try to change their attitude from within. But the irony that he would be born from the womb of the woman who slew him. He might have lost his memories during reincarnation to prevent himself from turning ruthless. This leads to her revealing the Demon Lord’s old name: Irisphilia! Haruto takes Irisphilia home to get acquainted with Charlotte and then after that fill in some paperwork to enrol in the research lab. Wow. This much to write?

Episode 11
With Haruto in the median class and the professor giving another test, he thinks of failing this to get expelled. But with the questions so easy and even those he used to teach Charlotte, maybe he’ll just answer some correctly and get 60%. Oh well, the class did so bad and the average is actually 20%! Haruto is once again the star! Yeah, this has him advance up to the top class where Irisphilia and Laius are in. Damn, the duo fighting for his attention? But they also have to deal with their eccentric teacher, Oratoria Belkam. It seems she has taken a liking for Irisphilia and Haruto and wants them to join her research lab. Sorry, got to turn this one down. And then some sub-elements lesson which of course I don’t really freaking understand. But Haruto is able to give an excellent answer about some hidden properties. This has Oratoria really impressed that he could be some sort of genius and really wants him to ditch Tearietta’s lab for hers. Gotta say no again. What a tiring day. So he lets his clone join Irisphilia to gather at Tearietta’s lab. But why is Schneidel here too? Apparently the pain was unbearable so he came to her for help. Obviously she turned him into a guinea pig to do all sorts of experiments on him. More mumbo-jumbo on this magic thingy. In the end, the difference between modern and ancient magic is that no one today can wield the latter because they must be higher than a certain level. She interrogates Schneidel who did this to him and from his description, Tearietta put the puzzle pieces together that Shiva and Haruto are the same person. Yeah, notice the coincidence that they show up in the same area? Now she is bugging Haruto (and foaming in the mouth!) for all the juicy questions. Luckily here is Shiva! It’s a good thing the original heard it all. He reminds Schneidel to call off the duel if he wants this magic off him. Obviously he agrees. Tearietta thinks she has bind Shiva with her magic but he easily breaks out and binds her with a stronger one. She is still haughty and unapologetic. Until of course she needs to go to the toilet. Okay, I’m sorry, please let me go now! Better hurry to the toilet before the damn bursts!

Episode 12
Tearietta holds a welcoming party for the newbies. Her assistant, Polkos explains he was once her teacher. But then she started to show her genius at a very young age. After she done all that she could at home, she enrolled in this academy and he was tasked to look out for her. Eventually she never needed his teachings to begin with. Irisphilia gets drunk and all over Haruto. But nothing lewd. Hopefully. Meanwhile Schneidel is upset that all his plans are for ruined. Students will soon find out about the cancelled duel and he has went as far as to side the Lucifyra to ensure his father becomes the next king. To prevent this, he summons his special assassination squad to kill Haruto and the rest of Tearietta’s research lab. Obviously Haruto has been watching this and won’t allow this. So when the squad arrives, they are stumped the building is surrounded with an unbreakable barrier. Then their members keep getting kidnapped by suspicious doors and clones of Shiva popping up, which is of course their kidnapped members. With the real Shiva popping up, he forces everything out of them. Then he confronts Schneidel who hasn’t learnt from his lesson. Maybe he needs a punishment? Schneidel denies but there is video evidence of his plot. Desperate, Schneidel injects some syringe that turns him into a monster! Is this going to be our big epic finale fight? With Charlotte wanting to save him, Haruto puts up an act and even that spoof Gilgamesh move from Fate/Stay Night! Swords descending from the sky to slice through Schneidel and turn him back to normal! Unlimited Haruto Works! Well, at least Schneidel is no longer a threat and now a caveman retard. Flay and Liza continue to gather info from the capital. As Round Table meets again, Charlotte believes Schneidel is a puppet for a hidden student council who is further controlled by an evil organization. Sure, Haruto can deal with it all himself but they don’t know where the base of the evil organization is and that could be a burden to Haruto. Hence it is time to move in as they will infiltrate the academy. Charlotte also renames Round Table to Camelot. Of course Haruto is watching all this but ponders if what Tearietta said about an evil organization lurking in the academy is true. Also, he can’t shake the feeling that Gizelotte is behind this. For now, he will watch over Charlotte and co diligently so he can continue his peaceful life.

Kekkaishi: Unlimited Barrier Works
Eh? Uhm… Wait. Is that it? I mean, did they miss out airing another final episode or something? Let me check. Nope. Just a dozen of episodes. And no next season announced too. Hmmm… So… WTF THIS UNSATISFYING ENDING?! Oh heck, I won’t even call it an ending. It just ends like that?! WHAT THE HELL?! And you thought the series wasn’t going to get any worse or better, then they pull off one of the most unsatisfying ways to end a season just like that. How can we not be so angry! GRRR!!! No wonder I feel like I want to become Flay and just violently burn everything down!!! This is unacceptable!!! NO WAY!!!

Obviously I wasn’t putting much hopes on this series in the first place. It is after all isekai and having watched tons of it in my lifetime, I don’t think there is going to be any sort of real difference. Hence as I expected, the story itself seems meandering. I feel there is no real plot whatsoever as each episode stumbles its way through the season. I mean, what else can there be? Haruto already so overpowered since birth. The first half showcases his brilliance and genius in using magic that surpasses everyone’s expectations. Whatever threats that come to be, Haruto easily neutralizes them. Then the second half gets weirder because, high school time! Oh yeah. Looks like kids still need to attend school even in the other world. Another round of the plot meandering about. Sure, there is the curious underplot of the church and Gizelotte’s plotting revenge. But all that feels undermined and underutilized. What a waste because all we see is just Haruto fumbling his way through school. He wants to flunk but it always backfires spectacularly as he continues to be a student. Is this some sort of running joke? Is God playing a cruel prank on him? By the time he is successful in finally failing, he would already be graduated! OMG! It would be so funny that I can’t even laugh!

The characters felt like mostly nothing burger. Take our Haruto for instance. Your typical cliché main character who is overpowered as f*ck. Wants to live his dream and ideal life but the more he tries to make that happen, the more he gets dragged into whatever shenanigans because of the thought that he should just play along with it in hopes that it will yield the desired outcome at the end of the bigger picture. Good luck in trying to achieve that. Sure, he has got his own secret cabin but it feels more like some sort of getaway summer villa than his own personal hikikomori man cave. Making him even more confusing is his clone. They are so alike that I can’t tell them apart and I sometimes get confused! So perhaps it is his running joke that his clone always gets into sh*tty situations especially now that he is enrolled in the academy. Such a great achievement to create an exact doppelganger. But now it’s like arguing with himself over the things he doesn’t want to do. Yeah, either way, Haruto still has to do it! Original or copy!

Because of this penchant not to let many especially his little sister down, hence this cosplay as the hero of justice. Now, where have I seen this whole getup before? Oh right. In this light, doesn’t Haruto look like a discount version of Cid from Kage No Jitsuryokusha Ni Naritakute?! OMG. The similarities are almost uncannily similar. Guy wants to live a peaceful and quiet life. Away from the crowd and society. Prefers to dwell in the shadows. But when evildoers run amok, he dons his superhero outfit and starts acting like a typical chuunibyou. No enemies can best him as he comes out tops and with style! OMG. Do you not see how similar they are?! So is Haruto actually truly the strongest? Well, I’m just going to say that everybody else is just damn weak!

Charlotte feels like she has no business being in this anime except for the role of being and looking cute. That is all. Whatever geniuses and potentials she is said to have in the future, that is all just speculation. Because right now, all I can see her is just an anime addict! Thank goodness she is such a cutie pie or else all of us would’ve cringe and vomit with this cringe. So yeah. Charlotte now having buranko complex and she’ll do anything for the onii-chan she obsessively adores. Otherwise, she could actually be done without in this series but then it will lose all that cuteness charm. Yeah. Then there is Flay who feels more like a joker than right hand (wo)man to Haruto. She’s a bit dumb and crude but we give her a free pass because she’s a hot furry. If you’re not a lolicon, perhaps a mature lady like Flay would appease you. But yes, she is more of a hindrance to Haruto than being helpful and it’s like her running joke. Completing this mini harem is the newbie Liza. If Charlotte exists for cuteness, Flay for comical purposes, then we have Liza for some honest goodness because well, she shows to be a lot more capable and earnest in her actions and words. But too bad like I’ve pointed out, she can’t hold a candle to Kanna from Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon!

Other characters also feel wasted due to the pace and direction of this season. It feels like the need to add more weirdoes into Haruto’s life. Such as Laius and Marianne, both have taken a liking for him and it’s just freaking weird to see these royal siblings fight over him. It also remains to be seen if the duo will actually become a puppet for Gizelotte whom I believe is still a great threat. Even with the slave collar on, she holds some influence at least towards her children. Who knows how deep her hatred and revenge for Black Knight (or is it Shiva now?) runs. All I know is that we definitely haven’t seen the last of her. Schneidel feels like the bad version of Laius had he not turn over a new leaf. Yes, another guy whom we will not see the last of and there is a probability that he might team up with Gizelotte to give Haruto a run for his money. But then again, we all know the outcome, right? Uh huh. I thought Haruto’s fight with Gizelotte would last longer but I was a fool to believe in that and just like that, she got overpowered and lost. Maybe next time? Yeah, Haruto’s pacifist ways to let his enemies live may come back to haunt him in the future. And I thought he was a bit different when he mercilessly killed bandits who tried to mess with his father or family. Oh well, that was before he became a hero of justice. Some stupid unwritten law that heroes aren’t supposed to kill or take lives.

Then there is Tearietta as the mad loli professor obsessed about her research. But yeah, I figure it is still way better than having a middle aged single woman who can’t stop b*tching about not having a man in her life and always getting drunk! I hope Oratoria is not that kind of woman either! Irisphilia is a curious one because the plot twist that she could be the Demon Lord reincarnate. It could all be just a big red herring because remember, she has communication problems so she may not relay her origins that well either. Yeah, it is all just a coincidence. Otherwise as far as this season is concerned, she feels like one of those retarded characters since she is unable to read the atmosphere although she is an honest person. So yeah, now Haruto can have somebody he can truly call a friend or someone who is similar to him. But that would defeat the purpose of him being a hikikomori, right?

That’s right. The irony that he wants to live a solitary life but ends up making more connections and building rapport. Haruto is going to be super famous one day. So it’s like a twisted cruel prank by God to tell him to be more sociable because if he is going to be the same hikikomori like in his previous sh*tty life, might as well stayed in that world. There is no difference of being an overpowered hikikomori in this world! A shut-in is still a shut-in and all that powers bestowed wasted. On a trivial note, seeing this magic level is only 1002, I guess it is safe to say that it is NOT over 9000! HAHAHA!!! And can I call this a harem anime because many of the characters here just want Haruto. The most eligible hikikomori bachelor!

The art and animation are pretty standard. Lots of cute looking guys and especially girls. But the colouring and hues may be a bit light on the side although that doesn’t break anything. But if all that including some of the character designs look a bit familiar, it is because Staple Entertainment did this and their only works so far is Kinsou No Vermeil. Now do you see why Liza looks so familiar because she looks a bit like Cheryl? Or Tearietta resembles Rin. Or Irisphilia could be Elena’s long lost sister.

In the voice acting department, such a pleasant surprise to hear Yuko Goto as Natalia. So has she already reached her quota of voice acting this year? I mean, the only other anime she voiced in was that sleazy fanservice filled guy-turned-doggie anime and even that she only had a cameo as a side character. Not to say Natalia is main character but it feels she had more lines this time. If you’re wondering why Charlotte’s cuteness has been ramped up like 100% more, it is because she is voiced by Atsumi Tanezaki who also voiced Anya from Spy x Family. Yeah, now I am seeing shades of Anya in Charlotte because they sound so similar. And cute! Oh hell, are they trying to turn me into a lolicon! While I recognized Ami Koshimizu as Irisphilia, Misaki Kuno as Tearietta, Yuu Kobayashi as Gizelotte (glad to hear that trademark psycho voice of hers) and Yuuko Kaida as Oratoria, the shocking one is Nobuhiko Okamoto as Schneidel. Is that really him?! His character had a lower voice for the most part so it never occurred to me. Even if I went back to listen to his lines again. Only in moments when he was screaming, only then I picked out it was him. Strange.

The other casts are Ayumu Murase as Haruto (Menel in Saihate No Paladin), Ayaka Shimizu as Flay (Misa in Val x Love), Wakana Kuramochi as Liza (Cuff in Shinigami Bocchan To Kuro Maid), Masayuki Katou as Gold (Demiurge in Overlord), Manaka Iwami as Marianne (Mahiru in Otonari No Tenshi-sama Ni Itsunomanika Dame Ningen Ni Sareteita Ken), Shinnosuke Tachibana as Laius (Tomoe in Kamisama Hajimemashita), Nobutoshi Canna as Johnny (Lancer in Fate/Stay Night) and Chitose Morinaga as Gigan (Umiko in New Game). The opening theme is Reset Life by Lezel. Weird lively rock piece and it gets even weirder with the opening credits animation having the characters do really chaotic and weird stuffs like, uhm, dancing?! Especially that group walking one. No wonder they’re wagging their fingers after that, “No! No! NOOO!!”. Heh. The ending theme is Himi Chu Pre-love Magic by Star Shiμ’ne, a generic denpa rock song. Cuteness level ramp up as we see chibi animations of Charlotte, Flay and Liza. So I take it, Irisphilia not part of the group? Yet?

Overall, this series is just average and in a way, disappointing. While it is not all that bad because of all the dumb funny illogical and typical isekai clichés from your dumb but lovable cute characters, it obviously doesn’t stand out from the rest of the already oversaturated genre. Making it worse is the unsatisfying abrupt ‘ending’. I haven’t seen such conclusions to a series for a very long time (Gangsta, Mahou Sensou to name a few). Otherwise, I’m pretty numb from all the average isekai animes that I watch in every season WITHOUT FAIL! For some reasons. And will continue to do so for many season to come. Yeah, my loyalty to isekai crap remains strong. So in this context am I actually the strongest? Nah. More like I am actually the dumbest for continuing to fall for this nonsense! :’(.

Spy Kyoushitsu S2

20 January, 2024

The last time our spy girls felt incomplete because a few of them didn’t get their own episode in focus. Don’t worry fans of Annette, Monika and Thea. Because that is why Spy Kyoushitsu S2 is for. Heh. I made that up but yes, that is what this sequel is going to be. Not far the other girls in Lamplight getting their own episode in focus while the rest doesn’t. Not fair, right? Oh right. The world is like that. This means I’m not going to place any hope to see them take down their greatest teacher. I mean, really. After all that I have seen in the first season, they’re not going to even come close to touching him. Even if they do, it won’t be plot convenience. It would be a damn miracle! Magnificent. But I have to ask how long should I pretend to delude myself with such nonsense?!

Episode 13
We see Thea’s side trying to take down Corpse. He gives them the run around but after Klaus jumps into the picture, he gets knocked out and captured. Damn, it was really that easy! C calls Klaus and praises that Lamplight is able to operate without him in command. However with Thea’s squad not responding, there is a possibility of betrayal and hence a search team might be formed. Klaus wants him to let them handle this themselves. So as the girls ponder how this happened, Lily of course wants to know why her room got blown up! Flashback to the day Klaus sent Grete’s side to catch Corpse’s aide. Although Thea wished them well, she was freaking frustrated that she wasn’t chosen. But of course Klaus had a special mission for her. Gathering the other girls, he told them they were chosen to catch Corpse. However he won’t send them to their deaths and hence a test. As long as they touch his hand, they win. Otherwise he will do this mission alone. Thea wanted to strategize together but it seemed nobody was interested. Hence this special mission from Klaus to Thea is to convince them to work together. It’s tough seeing it was the rest who kept the group together. Thea starts with Monika but she’s not interested and would rather do this alone. Erna? Wants to sleep. Annette? Uhm, acting like a child? Thea was warned by Grete that she has amnesia and doesn’t remember her time before coming here.

As Thea was about to give up, Klaus talked to her about she knowing Inferno a bit. It seemed someone from there saved her life, thus her inspiration to become a spy. Klaus recognized that person as Hearth, the previous boss of Inferno and a pretty stubborn woman but a direct person. Therefore Thea needs to be direct with the rest if she wants to make this work. After reading a note in Monika’s room, she realized Lily’s room was previously belonged to Hearth. She got the motivation to do this. After hypnotizing Erna and willing to play her big sister, she does the same to Annette although her guts warn her this is dangerous. She went ahead with it and got surprised her mind is nothing of that but a child. They plan how they’re going to best Klaus and when Thea was going to lure Klaus into the trap Annette set in Lily’s room, Monika completed the job! Because Klaus was handling animals, he had to wash his hands. She broke all the taps around the place except here. Because he needed to meet someone, thus the urgency and gave in to Monika. Monika also mocked Thea because all was part of her plan to let he babysit the rest as distraction while she handled Klaus. Soon, Lily’s room went boom. Yeah, bad luck Erna activated the trap. Wow, is that Klaus’ frustrated face I see? He even tells them to please work together. And now Klaus and his Lamplight girls are going to look for their team members. We further see Thea’s side after their successful mission bringing in Corpse. They were relaxing at a pool side when suddenly a woman hugs Annette from out of nowhere. She claims she is Annette’s mom.

Episode 14
From her name card, Matilda Barbet is a technician from Lylat here to fix a machine. She claims she and her daughter was travelling to the Republic in a train when it crashed. Matilda was taken to the hospital and with her daughter not around, she assumed she was dead. But now she is glad to see her again. Unfortunately, Annette has no recollections of mom as Thea tells about Annette’s amnesiac circumstances. Matilda pleads to at least have dinner with Annette tomorrow. Later that night, Monika seems to be suspicious why Thea wants to help Matilda. She claims she wants to fill Annette’s heart because what she saw then was emptiness. This might help Annette find a strong reason on why she wants to become a spy. Then they talk about Annette’s great memorization skills in which she can exactly duplicate an item after just seeing it once. An irony to the fact she cannot remember her past. Monika agrees to Thea’s plan but on condition that everyone else also attends the dinner. During the dinner, they notice several shady men walking around. Thea and Matilda get up on pretence to head to the toilet. They escape but are soon chased by thugs. Thanks to Erna’s bad luck in causing an avalanche to block their path! Later they call out Matilda about those guys. They are debt collectors. You see, when she arrived here, she got her precious toolbox stolen. Then she found out the thieves sold it to the pawnshop. Panicked, she borrowed some money to gamble to buy it back but obviously lost big time. Monika is not impressed and suggests dumping Matilda at the embassy and get over this. Matilda claims all she wants is to live peacefully with her daughter. Annette starts to remember something… NOT! Yeah, just trolled us? Thea promises to get the toolbox back.

Later Monika talks to Thea about risking too much for this task that doesn’t justify the rewards. After all, she noticed the city prowling with soldiers the whole day so something is definitely going on. She doesn’t want Thea to get injured doing this alone as this will reflect badly on her and thus she will help. Erna and Annette too. Thea and Erna enter the pawnshop of selling this toolbox in which Annette recreated from her memory. This shocks the owner and that guilty face says it all. Despite Thea’s seduction, he declines. But this is all part of the plan as the replica soon gets stolen. This proves the pawnshop and thieves are in cahoots as Thea has looked into that guy’s heart and could only see money. With the toolbox containing a transmitter, Monika tracks it to the thieves’ hideout and busts them. She also notes a whole lot of passports snatched as collateral. She lets Annette do the honours to take them out with her contraption. Matilda is happy to get her toolbox back although Thea apologizes she couldn’t find her passport. After Matilda spends some time with Annette, in the end Annette decides to stay with her fellow spies. But it was good enough for Matilda as she leaves. When they return, Thea is shocked to see Monika having Matilda’s passport. It has a different name, proving that she is a spy of the Imperial. She already smelled something fishy as the city was crawling with soldiers and if Matilda had her stuffs stolen, why did she not go to the cops? Monika will call Klaus to inform him about this. After all, they have a responsibility to hand Matilda over to the military.

Episode 15
Klaus and Lily go see Welter Barth of the military intelligence. Welter shows them what the military is after as well as advising Klaus to stay out of this because the higher ups are hoping he will fail and will use this excuse to disband his team. Klaus: Thanks for the advice. As he leaves, he notes a woman in the file resembling closely like Annette. Now we go back a few days as Thea stops Monika from making that call to Klaus. She doesn’t want to get Annette or Matilda killed. Monika will give them 1 day to think about it. Next day, Thea brings Annette to see Matilda. But Thea privately speaks to Matilda about knowing her as a spy because of that passport. This is when Matilda reveals she had to use her real name when she met her daughter. In fact, she became a spy after her husband died and her job mostly involved transporting funds. Having a daughter draws less attention as a spy. But she never imagined that crash that day. Despite all that, she truly wants to be with Annette. She hopes to quit once she gets back since she believes her side has already cut her off as she got no reply from them. Thea thinks how she could help Matilda and remembers her own past. Kidnapped and imprisoned, she was rescued by Hearth. She learnt Thea can read into the hearts of people and didn’t want to use her ability as it was creepy. But she allowed her to do so on her and Thea found her as a beautiful person. As Hearth took her in, she talked about the never ending war that keeps changing shape. Hearth didn’t want to be a spy because that can only save a certain group of people. She wanted to be a hero who could save more. This inspired Thea to become one like her. Because Annette wants to help her mom, Thea assures she will do all she can to help.

So that night when Monika was ready to kill Thea if she betrays Lamplight, Thea takes her to an alley to talk. She believes both of them are right and the option she is going with is to make Monika submit to her demands. This means, challenging her to a duel and winning. Pretty confident, is she? Of course it has to be unfair as Monika is the strongest Lamplight member. Thea has higher a couple of big thugs to beat her to submission. However does so gets his way with her body. Obviously horny men don’t think straight as Monika easily beats them. Thea has other tricks but Monika is craftier and gets the better of her. Thea is losing hope when Monika has her in her stranglehold. Trying to play the pity card? In her last ditch attempt, Thea kisses Monika and sees through her heart. This makes Monika angry as Thea reveals she now knows there is someone in Lamplight she is in love with, the reason she is against all this. Because by aiding the enemy, this will cause them to lose their place of belonging. Monika agrees to Thea’s suggestion but with a few conditions: Never bring this secret up to everyone, Matilda will be immediately handled over to the enemy if they figure all this out, and of course nobody must know that yuri kiss. Next day, all meet up with Matilda. Thea points out that at this point, it is no secret that Matilda must also realize that they are also spies. This means they are enemies. Thea makes a plea that she must retire as a spy and they will help her get back home. As they didn’t report to Klaus (thinking he would object to this), hence why Lamplight was stumped when they heard nothing from their side.

Episode 16
Klaus enters a crime scene that Welter and his men are investigating. A piano wire has cut up those passport thieves into mangled pieces that left it beyond recognition. However Klaus can also smell some tear gas. Welter thinks he knows something although Klaus refuses to say. Welter is hell bent in ridding the evil that is descending on this kingdom and needs all the info he can get. Klaus just advises him about not chasing a spy into the sea because this will give him the slip. Klaus returns to Lily and tells her their search for Thea’s group is on hold. He surmises the kingdom believes a group of spy is behind this incident but actually there is only 1 of them. And that lone spy is being helped by others to escape. I guess the cat’s out of the bag. We see Matilda happy that a guy is sent for backup. However he warns her that he is only here for a job and is also given the discretion to kill her if she screws up. Besides, he can smell blood all over her and that’s bad for a spy who is supposed to be undercover. Matilda goes on to crazily rant about meeting her daughter and her friends who are foolishly trying to help her escape. He asks if he loves her daughter and she says with a straight face she doesn’t because she’s weird. Matilda joins Thea’s side to escape by hiding in a container that will be loaded onto the ship back to her country. First, a bomb distraction to lure the guards away. But Monika knows it isn’t going to be easy because Welter is in charge here and he is a smart and sharp guy. So she becomes the decoy to lure them away. Wow, Monika can do bullet time and deflect bullets with her knife?! As the rest get going, Erna feels something bad and stops Thea from advancing, saving her from a sniper’s bullet. That sniper is Matilda’s backup who turns out to actually be White Spider of Serpent. He is going to take another shot but feels a deadly aura coming. It’s Klaus. Immediately he runs but the exits have been blocked off. Klaus chases him as he tries to escape. He then mentions about planting a bomb in a nearby hotel. Klaus calls his bluff but is he willing to take the chance? Klaus is forced to abandon this hunt to go disarm the bomb.

Thea has bribed a soldier to help them get to where they want. After doing so, she talks to Matilda because she sensed that she was going to kill the soldier. That is when Matilda shows her true colours about using them all to her advantage. She knows Thea cannot shoot her when one of her comrades calls her mom. As they part, Matilda asks Annette to join her but she would rather stay with her spy friends. In that case, she’ll give her toolbox to her. Annette has created a similar toolbox as parting gift for her. Klaus disarms the bomb and then waits at a manhole where Monika shows up as per expectations. Knowing about Welter’s pride to go against his advice, this is where Monika would end up. White Spider manages to escape this place as he further thinks back about Matilda talking about her daughter. In fact, she wasn’t her real daughter and found her in the dumpster. She took her in and thought she would be useful in her spy jobs. But as she grew older, she became weirder and incomprehensible. Hence her toolbox contains all those stuffs she used to whack her head until she forgets! And so as parting gift, that toolbox she left with her contains a bomb that will kill her. Klaus meets with Annette as they watch the container ship depart. When Annette talks and praises about her mom, she was referring to Thea! She calls Matilda a scumbag and knew her intentions when she revealed herself as a spy. The reason she didn’t hand Matilda in as there were evidence to implicate Lamplight. Hence the setup to let her escape was all part of her plan to assassinate her. Unknown to Matilda, they put her in another container that is headed for another continent. It will be a long journey and she will starve to death. Or, if she opened that replica toolbox which is actually her own toolbox, the bomb will kill her instantly. The latter happened. Killed by her own trap. Klaus talks about her codename as Forgetter being someone who forgets everything except themselves and all that remains is pure selfish ego to devote everything to fulfil all those urges. He points out her ruthlessness is her greatest weapon. He is proud of her. Annette hugs him and tells him the other reason she killed Matilda: when they first met, Matilda claimed nothing has on her has changed. How dare she! On the way home, Thea still feels frustrated so Klaus makes her feel better with words from Hearth.

Episode 17
Lamplight is a whole again. But Monika doesn’t want to join the rest with the revelries and excuses herself, much to Lily’s dismay (haven’t finished bragging what, my dear Lily?). Thea tells her to let her rest since Monika’s genius saved their skin many times. Of course Monika only notes that she is a genius in their perspective. Now we go back in time before their impossible mission. Grete was worried about Monika because Klaus said the next mission hinges on her success. So she talked to her about being a dropout in her school. Monika’s answer was that she got bored. If things get tough, she’ll give up and get out. Monika’s next mission was to extract info from an engineer named Jordan Cupca as he worked at Endy. First she saved his son, Mattel from bullies. Because he got awed by her skills, he wanted to learn to be a spy like her as he aspired to be a soldier. As she taught him, he asked about her dreams. None. Puzzled, she gave him examples like if he had talents in other areas, would he still become a soldier? And even if he did become a soldier, what happens if he ended up in the bottom pile? As she followed him back to his home for food, we see more of her past. Born into a family or artists, unlike her siblings, her art was just pretty average. Nothing special. So she thought of becoming a spy. She seemed to excel in it until that fateful day her instructor, Heidi told her off she wasn’t even good. Especially those without fire in their heart were nothing more than garbage. Ever since, she started doing things half-heartedly.

Monika has drugged Mattel and then searched the rooms. She found secret documents of hideous human experiments at Endy. When Jordan came home, she confronted him and knew he wanted to defect and she can help him in that. However a couple from the counterintelligence came to take Mattel hostage as they call out to Jordan. They know what was going on as one of their spies were taken out (by Monika earlier in the day for tailing her). Although he plays dumb, they won’t fall for it and beat him up to spill the beans. Monika at this point would leave Jordan to his fate as she has got what she came for. That’s the right thing to do as a spy. Bye, sucker. But of course, her conscious kept telling her to fight and flashes of her Lamplight comrades never giving up to take down Klaus. Mattel tried to fight back but the weak kid couldn’t do much. And since Monika is still here, the answer is clear. Monika returned and destroyed the light source. However the enemy had wire abilities and laced the area with it. Although Monika got caught, she then threw her rubber ball and hit the enemy. She thought it was a lucky shot but all of them? Turns out Monika is a genius in calculating the trajectory and all. In the end, she took them out and gave the family a new place to hide. Mattel inspired by her, vowed to become like her one day. Monika returned and Grete was impressed with her feat. She asked again about her answer of being bored. If so, why did she continue to stay with Lamplight? She liked the faces here. And now, Monika is awakened because the others blundered again in trying to take down Klaus. What will these hopeless fools do without her? When Monika has an idea, everyone is all ears and excited to listen. Klaus remembers his meeting with Guido and Heidi about some recruitment exam for Inferno disguised as a special training exam but it has been 10 years none has passed! How can anybody pass if the par is set to be better than Klaus?! Heidi noting a certain girl with extraordinary talents but it all won’t matter since her heart is frozen. But Klaus noted people can change and it is that transformation that makes them magnificent.

Episode 18
Monika listens to Thea complaining to Grete about yet another failed ‘perfect’ plan to seduce Klaus. Well, all Monika has to say, is Thea really good in seducing people? Oh yeah, that sure hit a raw nerve! But soon, Sara comes asking Thea for advice as she has received a love letter. Dominic Maura wrote one after he saw her playing with a puppy at a pet café. She replied and turned him down but soon more love letters came. Stalker now? As Sara is not really sure about her feelings and that she hasn’t met Dominic yet, as she is also toying with the idea of falling in love like Grete, Thea suggests to go meet Dominic. Of course the entire Lamplight gets involved as they help turn Sara into a magnificent lady. They spy from afar as they meet Dominic who is a real hunk. The date goes well and nothing suspicious. Later Thea purposely bumps into Dominic to peek into his heart. Later as she tries to tell Sara, the rest comes back with revelation that they have done their research that there is no such person named Dominic Maura. This is actually a conman named Tarik Pupke and he dupes inexperienced girls into falling in love with him. Then he pretends to be in financial distress and the girl will steal money from her parents for him. But why is he after a poor girl like Sara? Right now, some of Lamplight girls have tailed him to meet up with his buddies. Yup, bad guy doesn’t hesitate to badmouth Sara’s dumbness. It seems Sara’s puppy is quite intelligent and he plans to take it and sell at a high price. You bet Lamplight want to teach this guy a lesson for toying with Sara’s feelings but Sara doesn’t want them to. She blames herself for being stupid enough to fall for this trick. Obviously it won’t end there because Thea has a better way of getting back at this dude. She is going to make this guy fall in love like never before.

As a dolled up Sara meets up Dominic, everything is set in place. Thanks to a special medicine by Lily, this guy starts to see all the good points in Sara. He invites her to his place and she agrees only with a condition that he tells the truth about everything. After she spills the beans about his true identity, he tries to deny. Despite all that, he claims he has really fallen for her and to prove it, will tell everything. Thea notes about peeking into Tarik’s heart and knows all his desires. She lets us know she was kicked out of her school because she had too many relationships with both men and women. But because she wanted to become like the spy she admired, she had to train endlessly to charm and manipulate others. Therefore when it comes to matters of the heart, she is the best in the game. Now that Tarik has confessed everything, Sara reveals she has recorded everything and will hand it into the police. He tries to stop her but Klaus stops him. Don’t you touch her. Sara thanks him for falling in love with her for just a while but notes there is already a man far lovelier than him. She goes out with Klaus like a real couple, leaving Tarik in full despair. Though, Sara is puzzled it was supposed to be a cross-dressed Grete to do so. Thea filled him in and took over. She can add this dating experience to her list. At least in the future when she falls in love, she doesn’t have to be afraid. With Tarik getting arrested and all his past victims coming to speak out, Thea revels in her greatness. Now she gets confident her next move will bring down Klaus. We all know better… This involves having Grete wear a Playboy bunny outfit to seduce him. It’s mating season. Come into her arms! WTF?! Sorry to interrupt but Monika has to point out something… Those boobs aren’t her size actually. Plan magnificently failed just like that.

Episode 19
Annette brags to her Lamplight girls that she has got a part time job. It is all because she ran out of money while making some machine and Klaus suggested her this diner. As the girls confronted Klaus about it, it seems this mission working as a waitress is to check on this diner that was in a middle of some drug issue 2 years ago. Although it is now clean, Annette is to also help check if they are still operating that way. Everyone is worried about her so Klaus suggests 2 of them will go help check on him. Lily and Erna drew the short end of the stick. Yeah. Bad luck. Oh, Klaus is away for a mission so he can’t really help. You girls are on your own. At the end of the 1st day, Lily and Erna are so zapped out of their motivation! WTF happened?! Even more so the next day! Then when Grete and Monika do the same, they too came back demotivated! Curious Thea and Sybilla take the risk to go check on her. Well, it seems Annette is very efficient in her job and not only in waiting but also help fix other problems in the diner! So this is where the shock comes from? Not the Annette they know? Hence they talk to Sara about this and it seems Annette can do a good job as long as there is proper motivation. They wonder why she wants to get more money so they think it is to buy Klaus a present. As they continue observing her, a rude customer splashes water on Annette because his glass is dirty. Surprisingly Annette doesn’t get mad and obliges. That’s the service industry for you.

Soon, they start to realize that the graffiti on the toilet wall always comes back despite Annette cleans them. Noticing they are slang for penis, they further investigate to find dried cannabis hidden in the tanks. Of course they put it back with transmitters and go into further investigation. Soon they learn the graffiti is a code for number of drug packets ordered as they watch suspicious people who frequent the toilet. Then they also search the storeroom in which they find a many drug packets in a staff’s locker. It belongs to a young waiter. He panics when he is caught. Because now he wants to kill them. Seriously, in this panic state? It seems he is forced to do this to pay for his mom’s surgery. Thankfully Erna’s bad luck of crates falling on him took him out rather than having Lily to use her poison. A crime is still a crime after all. As Lamplight can’t let this carry on, they go in for the final kill to confront the mastermind who is no other than that rude customer. He is first shocked to see Annette and thinks she wants revenge for spilling his drink. But soon, a well-timed explosion causes glass splinters to temporarily blind him. He starts to get scared. Before Annette takes him out with a taser, Klaus stops her since this isn’t part of a waitress’ job. In the end, Annette got enough money to finish her contraption. A torture chair for Erna???!!! This is because Erna realized she was clumsy recently due to her growth and so her clothes didn’t fit well. So this chair is supposed to stem that growth?! Holy sh*t! And that present she bought for Klaus? It’s a bribe for him to close an eye on this! Holy sh*t! Run, Erna!!! Back to serious business, Klaus tells Lamplight they have a major mission coming up. After Corpses’ capture, he has spoken up about Serpent’s true identity. Their next mission is to infiltrate the United States of Mouzaia where he is hiding. Damn, sure looks a lot like New York to me!

Episode 20
A month ago, White Spider talked to Purple Ant about some Tolfa conference being held here in a month’s time. Basically a glorified squabbling of the nations to see who gets which portion of the continent since the war has caused a great mess. But attending it will be great spy teams. Oh damn, the way he mentions all the all-star team of spies, is this some convergence of Olympics for spies?! Anyway, he wants Purple Ant to kill them all and he is confident about it since this is his home ground. Klaus take Thea to the secret HQ where all spies are put in. Klaus interrogates Corpse for info about the conference. He won’t tell unless he lets him out but Klaus reminds him of his place. But after warning about Purple Ant and then claiming he should ditch Thea because she is a liability, Klaus tells him off he was never even considered his rival in the first place. This dents Thea’s morale but Klaus still believes in her since she will be the one leading this mission. On the way back, it seems their ride is being hijacked. Klaus sees it coming that this is part of Lamplight trying to best him before their big mission. Despite all their gallant efforts, is this the moment where they finally beat him because Monika has him at gun point. He congratulates them on how well they have grown despite still having room to grow. He makes it the success of their next mission will be their graduation. Too bad he stop short of admitting defeat because his foresight has him called the police so what will they think if they see a bunch of girls holding up an armless guy like him? Well, time to run. So close. But now the girls are beaming with confidence as they look forward to their trip to USA. Oh sorry, USM. Except for Thea, she still feels low on confidence. Although the girls point out they might have won if she was told about this plan, Thea thinks it was best they left her out since Klaus would have seen through her. So much so, Thea still thinks Klaus should be leading but he rejects it because he will be at the front lines to shoulder the danger due to the lack of info they have. He assures her that the key to their victory is strong allies. And here we are at the city of New York! Oops, I mean Mitario of Mouzaia. We see Lamplight at work as they try to gather intel and plan for their next mission. Of course, Thea is still having doubts. With news of spies getting taken out, she starts to question the kind of spy she is becoming. Forget about being a hero, she feels she can’t save her own comrades. It seems on this mission, Klaus has also have Corpse tag along.

Episode 21
Corpse is brought along since he is the only one who knows how Purple Ant looks. When Grete asks if he loves Olivia and he badmouths her, she throws the food in his face. She wants Thea to look through his eyes to extract info but it seems she is unable to. Klaus wants them to continue to gather intel. He will be going independently to interrogate those he thinks are shady. Sybilla helped some VIP save his suitcase. As thanks, he invites her for a drinking session and introduces his replacement chauffeur, Barron. Meanwhile, Miranda is impressed with Monika’s jazzy play and invites her to a secret casino. They then both engage in a dart competition in which the loser pays everything. Both are evenly matched. Sybilla has drank too much and taking a breather. Barron is tasked to send her home but she steals the sleeping pills in his pocket. She wants to know who he works for but he runs. She chases him into a dark room but only corners herself since Barron can fight in the dark. She rushed in blindly like that?! Thankfully, it is Erna who helped turn the tables. Meanwhile Lily is being called by some men outside. She thought these cops are spies in disguise. They’re real cops! It seems she is a suspect in some murder case. As she panics, her gun drops out. Oh sh*t. Now they arrest her but luckily Annette distracts them to help break Lily free. Grete and Thea are worried they have received no report from the rest. Grete points out the fatal training flaw that all of them have: Because they were so focused in attacking Klaus, none knew how to defend themselves. Monika continues her endless dart battle with Miranda. Miranda using some cheat as an accomplice changes the trajectory of her dart. But don’t worry, Sara’s little mousey help distract Miranda so they’re back to being even on points. As they fight draws out, Monika even trying stunts like throwing all 3 darts at once. Miranda confident of her endless hours of training that will never tire her out. In the end, Monika uses her dart to hit away Miranda’s dart and her own dart ricochets into the target. Monika defeats her by a single point. Before Monika is about to make her reveals some details, Miranda kills herself. We hear Purple Ant proudly bragging about his ability to chisel fear into others so much so they obey him not out of fear but primal instinct. They become his worker ants to kill for him and if they fail, they kill themselves.

Episode 22
Miranda laments no hero came to rescue her as Monika knocks her out before she really kills herself. Baron knows Sybilla is a pickpocket so he lets her steal some of his stuffs since her goal is to escape this dark building with Erna. That emergency exist is laced with traps that will kill her. However she decides to stop running and fight. She tries to get him to reveal his reason for doing this. It is hinted Purple Ant took his family hostage. Eventually Baron’s plan backfire because Sybilla can’t really read the local language and wasn’t following his plan. He is defeated and laments there is no hero. He lets himself bleed to death but Sybilla patches him up and leaves. Grete and Thea get a distress call from Annette. It seems there are 12 assassins chasing after them now and the rest could be in similar predicaments. Indeed. Purple Ant further brags how he as 200 over worker ants here. If one fails their mission, he/she commits suicide and then 12 more will come in to finish the job. He continues bragging about some of his ants making a kill streak and eliminating those famed spies. All this bragging is towards Hearth as he believes time is up as his hostage. He shoots her thigh artery to let her bleed to death. Thea is further in despair when she sees Grete going to do all she can to help others as she disguises herself as Klaus. She doesn’t know what to do anymore until a well-timed call from Annette about Lily discovering a rumour going around. It seems Purple Ant’s slaves believe some sort of hero will appear to save them at their lowest point. She hints Thea to take on that hero role. Still unsure, now she goes to speak to Corpse. He thinks she screwed up like him and they’re the same. He narrates his own boring life as a scientist until Purple Ant came to train him as a spy. Although he became a killer, he only killed upon his orders and thus no personal reason behind it. He felt empty. Until of course he learnt about Klaus and thought that would be his life goal. Look how he got his ass handed to him. Corpse also claims he is different than other worker ants because he didn’t kill himself after failing. Thea decides to free him but obviously it’s a trap so Corpse knocks her out. Next thing she knows, she is in Purple Ant’s hideout and there is the man himself. He wants to talk.

Episode 23
Based on what Purple Ants say and observing her surroundings, Thea realizes Purple Ant is unbeatable at this moment and that he has killed Hearth. He explains he captured her about 6 months ago and interrogated her. They talk about Klaus and then about the rumours that Hearth has planted in his worker ants that a hero will come save them. That hero will save everyone and Klaus will become his greatest rival. Purple Ant isn’t too happy about that and shoots her. When Purple Ant calls his subordinate to kill Thea, in fact her voice calms him down. And then she overwrites his agony by claiming she is the hero and will save him. Purple Ant tries to get her but the subordinate protects her. Then she calls Klaus for help. Surprising but not surprising, he is here! All the worker ants that were to kill him were all dealt with. Purple Ant then runs away. The duo chase him as Purple Ant orders his worker ants to kill them. Can this lucky streak of dodging last? Apparently yes. When they finally corner him with his top worker ants, Purple Ant talks about Klaus’ past being the unbeatable kid whom everyone fears and stays away. However when he started to be a spy and made teammates, it became his weakness because his comrades were all like his family. Should he have stayed alone, he would’ve still been at the top. Untouchable. Before the worker ants go in for the kill, Corpse intervenes. He claims the only rival fitting for Klaus is him. Flashback an hour ago when he overwhelmed Thea. She realized Hearth was the one who spread the hero rumour but that wasn’t the only thing she set in motion. Another plan was to have someone who was close to Purple Ant. That person was Corpse who was there at the time and watched Hearth got killed. Thea then imitates Hearth’s voice to put Corpse in shock. After looking into his eyes, then she gets psychological on him claiming that if he kills her, Purple Ant will praise him and that’s that. He’ll continue to be his slave. The reason he saved Olivia because he saw the freedom in her. Now she can do the same for him. She used her charms to further make Corpse obedient to her.

With the other Lamplight members reported to be safe, Corpse goes further to add he is doing this to take back his life. Purple Ant sets his subordinates on him and it ends with Corpse taking a fatal blow. While Klaus still despises Corpse for killing many innocent lives, he cannot stomach Purple Ant would even do this to his own men. On the contrary, Purple Ant views everyone as his slaves. When they go in for the kill, it seems Klaus could imitate all of Lamplight’s moves as he best them all in record time. Purple Ant gets scared because this isn’t what he was told of Klaus. True, but his info is outdated. You see, Klaus has been training himself nonstop ever since. This means his training of Lamplight also served as his own training to improve himself. Purple Ant is cornered. No use pleading to be saved because he is one who is beyond redemption and not worthy to be their enemy. Klaus punches him and mission is over. On the way back, Lily is in shock as her ugly mugshot is on the front page of the newspaper as a suspected killer! How unfortunate. Meanwhile Thea talks to Klaus about Hearth. Remembering the promise she made with Hearth, back at the mansion, Klaus lets Thea take a box left behind by Hearth behind a secret wall. It is a key and a message claiming it is for the person who will surpass her. Thea is overcome with emotions and borrows Klaus shoulder to cry on.

Episode 24
Lily now accepting her suspected killer identity with open arms! Returning to her room, she finds a note that says “Klaus is in love with you”. WOAH!? WHAT?! It seems that note is one of many written by a depressed Thea. After using the key to unlock a secret box, it contained a message from Hearth but some words were already faded. Hence Thea has been trying to fill the blanks in guessing what message Hearth was trying to tell her. As Lily starts to really think Klaus likes her because of the way he saved her ass in Mitario, soon the message gets passed around to other girls and they too think Klaus is in love with them! Holy sh*t. You mean they actually believe it?! This is going to be so awkward… Meanwhile with Thea still down, Grete takes her to see someone who may be able to give more info about Klaus. That person is Olivia and today is her day of release. She is under no obligation to tell them anything but Grete throws her a button from Corpse. He’s dead. During his last moments, he asked Klaus if he was able to be his rival. Never in a million years. Klaus went on to frankly say he deserved this fate for killing innocents and will die without achieving a single goal. Corpse accepted the fact but thanked Thea for saving him. Olivia could only tell all that Corpse told her and basically the few nicknames Klaus went by. After being taken away, Grete notes the sad fact Olivia has only 6 months to live. As she will be released home, she has already been injected with a drug that will make her go crazy slowly and lose her mind. Hence that was their last goodbye. Grete notices one of the nicknames Olivia said was Crowbar. This means Thea could’ve met Klaus back then and the one who killed all her kidnappers with that weapon. Grete then starts to remember those memories she blocked out to prevent further trauma. From what I understand, she was sexually assaulted by the kidnappers. Hearth had Klaus leave the area just in case since he was still a male. Hearth then guided Thea to become a spy to avoid her having some sex addiction. As Klaus knew about Hearth’s plan, that is why when he formed Lamplight, he included her. This connection was what allowed Hearth to know Thea will be the hero in Mitario. Now she knows the message for her read as “Klaus saved you”. Thea has realized Hearth did all this to help her face her past. Her only regret is she wished she could talk to her one last time.

When they return to the mansion, WTF the place just became some cake war?! Well, the girls in love tried to prevent Lily from going to confess to Klaus directly and hence the cake throwing fight! WTF?! And so the shocked girls learn about the message from Thea. Yeah. Embarrassing. Even more so when Grete stomps her foot down that Klaus will never ever be in love with them! As usual, Lily becomes the main culprit who started this farce. But of course, everybody is laughing and Thea thanking her for making her day great. Wow Lily, you really play your joker part so well. This has Klaus remember Hearth’s words to always put a smile on people’s face. Thus he was right in making Lily the team leader. You sure, not the joker leader? With Hearth’s room completely repaired, Lamplight wants Klaus to take over this room. However he declines. They mention that since he is graduating them, he too should graduate from this. Klaus takes this as taking Lamplight to new heights. Flashback when Corpse was dying, he was actually killed by White Spider’s sniping. But did White Spider not snipe and kill Purple Ant? When Klaus tried to question Serpent’s goals, all White Spider said was to achieve some balance. So if Serpent is going to be the world’s threat, hence Lamplight will be there to stop them. So are you girls ready for your next mission?

Spy Hard: A Bridge Too Far
You bet they are going to be there for their next mission. Because with their past and traumas mostly settled (at least they have faced it and brought some closure to it), there is now no stopping in Klaus’ new team to give Serpent a run for their money. Heck, put a stop to their whatever nefarious plans at first try. So what scales are they trying to balance? Lamplight will just screw it all and destroy the scales! So watch out world, there’s a new groovy team of spies in town that will be so magnificent that you won’t even ask or pretend that these girls will surely kick ass!

This season obviously continues where last season left off. The good news is that this time this season doesn’t delve on flashbacks before the main mission. Oh you know, see how the Lamplight girls try to best their sensei, which is somewhat actually the theme of the series. Because it was strange that the first season somewhat concluded Lamplight’s first big mission in the first 3 episodes! Then the rest were like flashbacks to flesh out a certain member. Thankfully there is none of that this season as it moves forward with the storyline. I mean, can’t always let Lamplight biggest successful mission be the one that took down Guido and the bioweapon named Abyss Doll, right? Hence they have to move forward and achieve greater heights which is of course future missions. Especially the elusive Serpent who brought many members of Inferno to their demise.

Obviously this season would flesh out the remaining 3 members of Lamplight that didn’t get their own episodes in the first season. Otherwise, we will start theorizing how they aren’t members to begin with and could be traitors! Thankfully not. Oddly after Annette, Thea and Monika’s initial episodes were done, I was wondering if they were going to do Klaus. After all, it is already halfway and everybody has got their turn. Unless there is a hidden ninth member! I don’t think they would pull off this stunt but the probability isn’t zero. Deception is the series’ main theme. Hence most likely it is to focus on Klaus. But it’s not. Surprise! Because they repeat Annette again and finally Thea for the final arc stretch. No rule to say they can’t repeat a member, right?

If last season Grete was the star, this season it would be Thea. You thought Sara was the weakest character in Lamplight, no? Well, they sure made it look like Thea was even weaker than her because of her insecurities. Her low self-confidence and the old promise she made to Hearth, the thoughts if she could ever live up to be that person that Hearth hoped for, all these made Thea look like she might bring down the entire team. It’s like she is the weakest link that could tear Lamplight apart. But as we all should have known, everybody is so exceptional and even more so under Klaus’ guidance so whatever short comings or dangers they face, plot convenience says they will overcome it. This includes Thea accepting her weaknesses, embracing it and turning it into her strength. She doesn’t need to be the greatest kung fu fighter or the most brilliant schemer. Just use what she has (seduction) and she’ll be as equal as the rest of her teammates. So yes, Thea finally becomes the hero in our hearts.

The other interesting one is Annette although I feel that her past was just quickly played out. I figure that this is just to let us know something about her origins rather than leaving this quirky child-like girl without a past. Being amnesiac proves convenient in story writing in many ways. Hence her origin was also to sever ties with her ‘mom’ so that we don’t have to think about that scheming scumbag ever again. I get the jitters every time Matilda puts on that crazy sly orgasmic face. Is she a demon reincarnate or what? Good riddance she is dead.

Understandably, other Lamplight members play a lesser role this season and more of a supporting role. Although that drug episode was supposed to be Thea’s, instead Sara felt more prominent because of her date revenge thingy. But other than that, they largely remain the same as we know them. Like Lily who is supposed to be Lamplight’s leader but now seemingly is regressing into the team’s resident joker. Yeah, do we even remember she is supposed to be the leader? Or is she only that in name? But yeah, she is the only Lamplight member who gets an episode in both seasons (yeah, that last episode felt like a freaking filler distraction save for the Thea and Grete investigation-cum-revelation). There. There’s your much needed proof she is still leader. Then there is Annette’s strange friendship with Erna. It’s like she likes to torment her and poor Erna is forced to tolerate all that. Really bad luck girl. Well, considering she is still in one piece, I guess it is not all that bad. Grete is more subdued here although she continues to pine her one-sided love for Klaus.

And of course the man himself, Klaus. Like always, he is so exceptional in everything like as though he has got a script in his hands. Could be a robot and a celestial being all in one because of the way he perfectly executes his plans and foresees everything in advance. There is nothing he literally cannot do! And he does it without breaking a sweat! Does this guy have any emotions installed inside?! I thought he was so perfect but the revelation that he has been using Lamplight to train himself better, feels a lot like BS! I cannot believe it! Sure, this is to show that he is still human and there is room for improvement. But the way he has kept his 100% clean sheet and stay way ahead of the pack feels like he doesn’t even need training or improvement to begin with.

But still, the most elusive target, Serpent remains his biggest target and until he gets that elusive team of spies (which I am guessing are named after colour coded insects), he might be embarrassed to call himself the world’s greatest spy. Speaking of antagonists, this season’s final stretch features the cruel Purple Ant. I thought he was going to give Lamplight and Klaus a run for their money. But turns out he too was an easy picking. Maybe they’re running out of episodes? The problem is that his ability lies in using others. Which means he has literally none himself except for brainwashing and torturing. That’s why he easily fell when all his cards were played. Even Corpse has a late redemption but better to go out like that than forever be someone’s slave. Yeah, now Corpse has lived up truly to his name. HAHAHA! So what if Purple Ant is actually the weakest member among Serpent? Yeah, the cliché of “I am the weakest among the Four Heavenly Kings!!!”. That.

This season’s seiyuus has got some recognizable veterans lending their talents. Namely, Takehito Koyasu as Purple Ant, Hiro Shimono as White Spider, Shizuka Itou as Heidi, Ayako Kawasumi as Hearth and Chiwa Saitou as Matilda. Last season I ‘complained’ about Sora Amamiya ‘struggling’ as Lily but this season I don’t seem to find her all that bad. Not sure if I got used to it but yes, Lily still sounds very girlish and obviously the ever optimistic joker. And I still can’t believe it is Nao Touyama as Sybilla. It’s really her. Why can’t she sound like the Nao Touyama I know?! Just kidding.

Nonoc once again sings the opening theme, Rakuen. Just like in the first season, it tries to sound edgy and dramatic but I can’t help feel it came off as weird and noisy. Worse, the opening animation credits employ weird colour hues and outlines. You bet I don’t like it. Are they trying to assign a certain colour code to certain characters? Main ending theme is Nuisance by Sajou No Hana. Personally, fares slightly better than the opener since it has a bit of hip in it and yes, at least some spy-like tune. Just like in last season, there are special ending songs that tailor to the Lamplight girls. Too bad they don’t really appeal to me and sound just rather okay. Whether it is the playful child-like Pureness x Careless by Annette, the slow rock Pausing Shutter by Monika which is heavy on the orchestra strings or the Broadway-like jazzy fanfare of Dress Heart Rouge by Thea. Okay, maybe Thea’s one sounds a little interesting. Did she just use the song to seduce me? Oh right, remember last season Lily didn’t get her own ending theme? And so the final ending theme now features her singing Hana No Hi. A rather hip but rather generically lively piece. Sounds weird since she is singing in her very girly character voice. And now the entire Lamplight insert song collections is complete!

Overall, I have to admit that this season isn’t all that bad compared to first season. Did I unconsciously lower my expectations after that? Maybe. My amnesia is worse than Annette. But hey, at least I am not pretending to play along to actually love this season! Still, not able to surpass Princess Principal but it’s not like I was expecting this sequel or the series in general to do that anyway. So yeah, if you like cute spy girls undergoing missions and never having to seriously fail every single one of them, this includes never besting their sensei because they don’t actually lose anything but their pride, then sure, this series is for you. With their skills and teamwork, the whole world will soon be at peace and there will be no spies left that could beat them. They are unstoppable! They are invincible! They are the (Lamp)light that shines through the future and hope! Magnificent. But I have to ask how long do I have to keep pretending that this is all just pure garbage fantasy?

Golden Kamuy S4

2 December, 2023

It’s about time! You see, Golden Kamuy S4 would’ve been a timely and usual continuation of the series at the end of 2022. Nothing really out of the extraordinary as it still within expectations. Until the death of a very important but undisclosed staff member died while the series was airing midway. This caused the series to be postponed indefinitely and being a fan of this series, I guess it was unacceptable. But oh well, don’t want to sound like a selfish dick because, well, somebody important had died so at least show some respect! Sighs. Oh well. Nothing we can do but to wait. Thankfully the rest of the season came out and finished its run about 6 months later. What a nerve wrecking and anxiety filled ride just to find the gold, eh? Hinna, hinna.

Episode 37
Sugimoto’s group leaves Russia and enters the Japanese part of Sakhalin. Stopping at the town of Shisuka for a while, but as they are about to depart, Sugimoto is nowhere to be seen. Yeah, shopping for some miso. As Shiraishi looks around, suddenly he gets shot in the leg. Everybody goes into hiding. Nobody can get close to him since the sniper is very good and won’t allow that. They believe the only one who can snipe like this is Ogata. However the sniper is Vasili. This guy is still alive?! Because Tsukishima notices Sugimoto running through the buildings and it is odd that Ogata doesn’t notice him and fire, the rest from time to time test the sniper so as to distract him as Sugimoto rushes to the sniper’s hiding. But Vasili can tell someone has entered the building and prepares. Sugimoto too knows the sniper expects him. He barges in, going in for the kill but Vasili blocks and tries to escape. Sugimoto catches him and doesn’t know who he is until sketches of Ogata drop out. As they don’t speak the same language, they draw. Only, if Sugimoto’s drawing doesn’t suck! So it seems Vasili is out for Ogata’s blood and thought this group is with him, hence targeting them. Sugimoto clears the air that Ogata is their enemy. With the sniper shots no more, the rest believe Sugimoto has succeeded and rush over. Tsukishima fluency in Russian is able to get more across but Vasili cannot talk because of his hideous jaw injury. So as the gang continue their journey, Vasili follows them from afar in hopes of leading him to Ogata. Sugimoto believes Ogata will show up as long as Asirpa is the key. However she has her reservations if it is gold that Ogata wants because he genuinely wanted to kill her.

As Nagakura feels something has happened to Hijikata and Ushiyama as they have gone missing, Kadokura and Kirawus go look for them. Kadokura believe the man behind this is Waichiro Sekiya. He cannot fight but is very smart. He knows how to make poison and often sneak them back into his cell. Because he likes testing luck of others, he will kill those who have bad luck. So as his warden, Kadokura has to make sure he snuck nothing back in. This includes examining his asshole! Too bad Kirawus calls him done because had he done so, he would’ve been poisoned and died. Yeah, all that ass watching for nothing! The duo ask the locals and none have seen who they are looking for except this chubby kid, Chiyotarou. Flashback shows Sekiya poisoned and paralyzed Ushiyama with some silkworm cocoons and put him in some coffin. If he wants him released, Hijikata was to eat a silkworm (some are poisoned) to see if he has the luck. Hijikata did so and got poisoned although he continues to live but in comatose state. Sekiya than approaches Kirawus with pretence to give him a bunch of fish he got. Of course he has laced one of them with lethal poison. When Kirawus returns to share it with Kadokura, he slips and drops all of them back into the ice hole! Kadokura claims he has always had bad luck in his life. Yeah, so this bad luck was actually a blessing in disguise!

Episode 38
Ushiyama breaks out from his coffin although he is still in a daze as the poison is still in effect. Chiyotarou is being bullied by the kids and tied up to a tree. Ushiyama passes by so Chiyotarou offers some peach food to free him. Damn, Ushiyama uproots the entire tree! Sekiya realizes Ushiyama is gone but notes the poison will still be in effect for at least 12 hours. When Kadokura receives a sword from Hijikata, he knows Sekiya is behind this since he left a message to meet up. Knowing how that guy works, as he works alone, he would bury his victim and then goes off to get ransom money. Chiyotarou has made Ushiyama his servant. So when the bullies come back, Chiyotarou brags about this new servant of his. He won’t even bother with them but Ushiyama beats them up! OMG! Almost a fatality! The bullies run away as Chiyotarou realizes his mistake. He must get rid of this monster. Hence, throwing the peach into the icy waters as trap for Ushiyama to go get it. Bye. Kadokura goes to meet Sekiya in the middle of the frozen lake who has him strip naked to prove he is unarmed. Sekiya will trade the skins for Hijikata’s whereabouts. Sekiya knows all the tricks Kadokura has put up so he flees. But this is all part of the plan to make as though the negotiations failed so that Kirawus will follow him in secret. But the plan is foiled when Ushiyama pops up from the frozen ice. Sekiya runs off in the opposite direction. At this point, the poison effects have worn off but Ushiyama has no recollection of what happened before. Kadokura notices a cocoon dropping out from Ushiyama’s pocket. The same as Hijikata’s. It could be that Hijikata is held at a silkworm production factory.

Kadokura corners Sekiya at that factory and threatens him to take him to where Hijikata is. Sekiya mentions this factory has dozens of rooms. Do you want to dig every room to find out where he is? Because there is the most 30 minutes of air left in the coffin. Hence a game. Kadokura will choose a silkworm while Sekiya will take the opposite of his choice. Because the silkworm at both ends, one is poisoned the other is not. If Sekiya is poisoned, he will tell him the whereabouts before he dies. Otherwise, Sekiya will save Hijikata himself. Kadokura knows his cursed luck but will do it anyway to save Hijikata. So as they wait for the poison to take effect, Sekiya tells of his past. One day while walking behind his daughter, suddenly an explosion knocks them out. When he came to, parts of his daughter was blown off. It soon dawned to him she was struck by lightning. So he asked himself why was his daughter chosen and not him. If he survived, does this mean God does not exist? Kadokura is feeling the effects of the poison now. Because he will suffer for hours, he takes a few more to hasten his death. As Sekiya digs out Hijikata, suddenly the old man attacks and stabs him. Meanwhile Kadokura suddenly feels better. Apparently he took another poison which neutralizes the other poison! Hijikata too knows his medicine so he took enough to make it look like he got poisoned. Thus it is his guts and experience that brought fate to his side. But to Sekiya, this is a miracle and that means God is real. He is glad God has finally judged him as he breathes his last breath. Kadokura deduced his twisted behaviour was to resolve the conflict of his daughter’s death and that turned him into a monster. He viewed his daughter’s death was God’s way of punishing him. However Hijikata is not interested in God but the world of man.

Episode 39
Usami and Nikaidou are resting in Hokkaido’s largest hotspring for its healing effects. They are approached by Mokutarou Kikuta who talks about a strange story of a man wearing geta seen running through the forest. This is even supported by Rikimatsu Ariko who is an Ainu as he further notes the man wearing clothes with strange patterns he cannot recognize. Of course it was too dark to see anything. Usami and Nikaidou don’t seem to believe this crap. Apparently the masseurs of this place seems to be in cohorts and are working for Hijikata and sending him info. Anji Toni, the guy who was seen by those soldiers is told to clean up this mess. As Ariko asks around his fellow Ainu, one of them said those strange patterns are not clothes but tattoos. That night as Kikuta tries to follow the geta sound, it seems he cornered Toni but he has other men with him. Luckily Kikuta has already adapted his eyes with the darkness and can see. Furthermore, he has brought lots of hand pistols with him and some of them protected him from the attack in the dark. Usami and Nikaidou show up to kill the other men as Toni escapes. They were being sneaky and trying to find this man before him. Toni runs into the cave. Kikuta orders them not to light matches or it will give away their position. However they get clumsy since they fumble through the stalagmites. This has Kikuta believe this guy has very good hearing and those weird sounds emitted serve as echolocation. After exiting the cave, Ariko has an idea to corner him. Making strange branch breaking noises to lead Toni to where he wants, he fires several shots to make an avalanche swallow him up. 4 days later, Kikuta goes looking for Ariko and finds him hiding out in a local Ainu village. It seems Toni died in the avalanche and he skinned his tattoos off then since it was too easy to bring his whole body back. Thinking Usami and Nikaidou would steal this, hence he hid here and waited for Kikuta to find him. Kikuta praises his great efforts because now they can hand this gift to Tsurumi as he will be coming here.

Episode 40
Fancy Koito’s flashback? Well, this entire episode is. When he was 14 years old, he bumped into Tsurumi on his weird bike contraption. Unapologetic, Tsurumi chastised and slapped him to show his place. Koito got embarrassed and realized his mistake. As Tsurumi was looking for a grave of someone, Koito took him there. As thanks, he shared his anpan bread with him. Tsurumi soon learnt Koito had an older brother in the navy and had died. He was aboard a ship during the Sino-Japanese war and the ship got blasted. Father who was the captain of that ship never said anything but he also stopped smiling. Must’ve been horrible to seen blown bits of his men everywhere. Koito wondered if they will meet again. Tsurumi believed if they do, then fate wanted them to be friends. 2 years later as Koito is about to head to a naval exam, he got kidnapped by a couple of Russian mobs. Since none in the navy spoke Russian, hence Tsurumi was called in to handle this case. Tsurumi talked with Koito’s kidnapping. It couldn’t be about money and perhaps something to do with the Russian fleet. The Russians needed to get to the Pacific and their only way through was through the Tsugaru Strait at Hakodate. The port is docked with torpedo boats and perhaps the kidnappers want to boats destroyed to neutralize that threat. Tsurumi and Koito’s father head to the Russian embassy (which is emptied during the summer). They heard the phone ring and believed it is from the kidnappers. Too convenient a timing, Tsurumi suggests to pretend not to hear as he knew the kidnappers could be watching. Tsurumi then narrowed down the possible places of the kidnappers’ hideout, places with phones. Even so, there were too many and it would be futile to check one by one.

As they waited at the Russian embassy that night to signal they are waiting here, Koito’s father notes that if he gave into their demands, war will start and millions of Japanese will die. Hence his son must die for his country and will not be saved. Soon the kidnappers call and their demand is to destroy the fort and ships. With Koito being put on the line, father then tells him to die for his country. Koito then apologizes for not being able to live up like his brother and hoped he will pretend he was never born. Koito then struggled with his kidnappers. Tsurumi has the operators track the number. It is at an abandoned army training facility at Goryoukaku. It is quite far so how? Ride on the weird bike contraption! Oh man, is this how sidecar racing was invented?! Tsurumi noticed a Russian kidnapper tailing them. As Tsurumi had the operator put the Goryoukaku phone line on hold, this watching kidnapper cannot contact his comrades and is racing back to tell them. Tsurumi shot him dead but the bike crashes. OMFG! Hilarious moment as they run there almost naked and holding the bike gear?! WTF???!! Koito’s father barged in but got knocked out. The kidnappers put Koito back and after that Tsurumi gunned them down. The way he popped in to save Koito, he’s looking damn cool. Father is proud of his son. Koito notes the kidnappers fed him that anpan and how fate reunited them again. Koito then decided to join the army and passed with flying colours and put under Tsurumi’s care. The kidnappers were said to be Russian sailors who were jailed for murder and robbery but disappeared from their cells. A very curious teaser that Ogata could be part of this?

Episode 41
Tsukishima talks to Sugimoto about Kiroranke talking to Asirpa before he died. Because he looked relieved, does that mean Asirpa found the key? Is that why Ogata tried to kill her because he no longer needed her? Sugimoto says to leave it to him to talk to her. He can’t imagine she opening up to Tsurumi. As Asirpa makes fire, a couple of film makers, Katsutaro Inaba and Girel are interested to film more of her Ainu life. However they are attacked by a couple of wolverines so Asirpa uses her poison arrow to kill them. Got it all on film? They introduce the gang to cinematography and this has Asirpa excited to use this to preserve the Ainu culture for future generations. Katsutaro doesn’t seem interested as he has a business to run. But Sugimoto tells him to do as she requests for she saved his ass so show some gratefulness. And now Asirpa becomes a director. Heck, she has a knack to be one! So they start filming strange Ainu stories. Yeah, some Panampe and Penampe story using their dicks! The former use it to get wealthy so the jealous latter tried to same but got it cut off and died! I guess it’s not making any impact. Try a story without dicks? Maybe this kesorap story would do. Tanigaki flying like a bird? Then they see the fruits of their Z-grade filming. Impressive? But there is additional footage. Apparently Girel noticed something about Asirpa and wants to show a film they recorded 10 years ago. It’s Asirpa’s home and there is Wilk and his wife. Now you can see how similar Asirpa looks to her mom. But soon the film catches fire (which is pretty common in those days) and I suppose that’s the end of that rare footage. Hope you remember it. But Asirpa soon realizes even though films are amazing, this won’t help preserve the Ainu culture. As Kiroranke has shown her the different lifestyles of other people, unless they care for these things themselves, it won’t be passed down. She is now pondering if she has to fight to protect them. Sugimoto hints she doesn’t need to fight so she takes it as once the gold is found, she has to go back to Otaru. She believes she is too deep into this to back out. Sugimoto then tells her what Wilk said to him before he died. He raised Asirpa to fight and lead the Ainu. Sugimoto was against this because it’s like setting her fate to become an Ainu leader and die. Is this what she wants to do? After talking about the concept of hell, he tells her he wants her to leave this gold race because once she knows, it’ll be too late.

Episode 42
Tsurumi praises Ariko for getting Toni’s skin. Ariko mentions about the tattoos being similar to Ainu marks but since each region has a different marking, he can’t say. A few nights later, Ariko is seen running away with the skins he stole with Toni. Flashback a few hours earlier, Ariko stumbled into a makiri as Kikuta reveals about Tsurumi taking that from the murder scene and knows Ariko’s father as one of the Ainu killed by Nopperabo. Tsurumi also knew the skin he brought from Toni wasn’t Toni’s to begin with as well as Ariko working for Hijikata. After Ariko saved Toni from the avalanche, he stumbled into that old guy. Tsurumi mentioned he is different than Hijikata because the latter wants an independent Hokkaido. To do that, he needs the support of all Ainu and can’t harm them. Unlike Tsurumi who can punish anyone, Japanese or Ainu. Hence he have Ariko a mission as a double agent to give these skins to Hijikata. To make it look real, he has Usami beat the hell out of him and let his guards go chase after him. Ariko has rendezvous with Hijikata and gives him all the skins. As Tsurumi mentions about the fake skins from Edogai being useful if Hijikata cracks the code before them, Hijikata too knows these skins are fake and either Ariko is a spy or Tsurumi deliberately let his skins get stolen. But having these fakes will work greatly in their favour. Sugimoto’s group are now in Enonoka’s village as they part ways. Enonoka is sad to leave Cikapasi and hopes he would return. As they leave, Cikapasi is having doubts so Tanigaki gives a tearful goodbye to his little guy to stay put and have a good family with Enonoka. I guess we can’t have kids in this mess that’s about to get messier.

Koito confronts Tsukishima and needs to ask him about something before he asks Tsurumi. When Ogata beat him up, he was told to ask Tsurumi about the Manchurian Railroad. Due to Japan’s victory in the war, the railway rights were given to them although it was just a façade to expand their territory. Only Hanazawa was against this plan and strangely after his suicide, the plan went ahead. Because of what Tsurumi said about their dead comrades there, Koito takes it that Tsurumi was involved in Hanazawa’s death. He also knew Ogata was among those in his kidnapping then and could Tsukishima be part of that group? It was all just a setup so they could get access to his father’s naval fleet. Tsukishima isn’t sure how true is all that since Ogata should’ve been satisfied by killing his father. Tsukishima briefly explains the fake play that Tsurumi put on just to earn his trust. He is a guy who would do that just to get his goals. Even so, what is wrong with that? Tsukishima views his life isn’t grand enough to get mad at someone for using him. He isn’t sure of Tsurumi’s final goal but he excels in using sweet lies to save people. Whatever may come, those who follow him will be saved. He warns Koito to keep this to himself as Tsurumi will not hesitate to kill him. Koito is in shock to hear the truth but he is actually super happy and now loves Tsurumi even more! Their staged meeting and stage kidnapping, it’s like Tsurumi needed him so badly! Meanwhile Shiraishi confronts Sugimoto about handing Asirpa over. Sugimoto claims is to save her since if Tsurumi cracks the code, Asirpa won’t be needed. Shiraishi is not amused because he didn’t join this gold rush for chump change and certainly Sugimoto wants a bigger share. He adds that Asirpa has changed while he is just an old shrivelled up man who can’t go on adventures and thus using her as an excuse to protect her. So if Asirpa says she wants to be the leader of the Ainu, then let her be! Doing so will also allow him to go back to the dangerous man he used to be. After all, does he really think Tsurumi cares about the Ainu?

Episode 43
Usami wonders what they will do to Asirpa once she comes with them. Tsurumi tells them to lock her up in some bunker unused after that war that not many will know. Keep her there until they find the gold even if it takes years. So as Tsurumi meets up with Sugimoto’s side, he tells Asirpa to come with them but Sugimoto and Shiraishi can take the next morning ferry. This shocks them since this looks pretty suspicious as if they want to separate them. Tsurumi claims it is for her safety so Asirpa asks Tsurumi if Ainu is in his future goal. If he won’t use the goal for Ainu, she won’t help him. This time Tsurumi doesn’t even bat an eyelid to lie and claims the gold was intended to buy weapons in the first place. Asirpa then shoots her poison arrows in the air. Everyone dodges to avoid them. Of course they are not poison as it is so Asirpa and Sugimoto can run. Asirpa tells him that if he considers her as his partner, he doesn’t need to tell her what to do. They can do it together. A mad chase begins. When Tsukishima fires several bullets into Sugimoto, the latter lives up to his nickname and goes on a rampage. Koito bears the brunt of this as he gets a knife deeply stabbed into his shoulders although not fatal. The duo continue to run and thanks to Vasili letting them ride his horse, I suppose it can’t take on more people! Must be a strong horse to have Vasili, Asirpa, Sugimoto and Shiraishi riding it! Too bad Tanigaki lucked out. But Asirpa tells him to stay with Tsurumi since he has Inkarmat. Vasili rides them to a port where they board a passenger ferry. A soldier traces Sugimoto’s blood. Shiraishi and Asirpa hint to Vasili to snipe his feet but he does a head shot instead.

As the ferry sets sail, Tsurumi and his destroyer gives chase. A few warning shots to tell them to stop. But Sugimoto tells the captain not to as he believes Tsurumi will not risk killing Asirpa. The captain believes in Sugimoto and goes full speed ahead. The destroyer is faster so Sugimoto has an idea for the ferry to turn towards the ice floes. Doing so, the destroyer fires more warning shots, breaking the ice floes and allowing the ferry to pass through. But at this rate the destroyer can still catch up. The ferry then turns back and heads towards the destroyer. The captain claims the fugitives have fled on the ice floes. Since they covered themselves with white sheets, it will be hard to spot them. Usami offers to go chase but Tsurumi tells him no. He believes they have a good sniper and he’ll be an easy target. For now, they’ll head to Wakkanai. Shiraishi tells the gang what he heard between Koito and Tsukishima yesterday. He couldn’t make out much of it but he believes they want to overthrow the government and advance onto Manchuria. Hokkaido is just the first step. Hence they don’t even care about the Ainu. Sugimoto asks Asirpa if what she said to Kiroranke then was that she solved the code. Yes, she has. He wants to know but realizes she should tell him when she’s ready. Asirpa notes so because she knows if she tells him, he will go off to hunt for it alone. Hence not telling him will keep him with her as a way of protecting him. Lucky for them, a small Ainu fishing boat passes by and gives them a lift back to Hokkaido. Meanwhile Ogata takes the uniform and gear of the dead soldier sniped by Vasili. Then he makes a convincing lie to the ferry captain that he wants to return to Hokkaido to see his parents but have no money. So please accept this dried cods as payment. The captain is so touched and lets him on.

Episode 44
WTF?! A bear devours a man and then floats and explodes?! As Sugimoto and discuss about their next plan to get the gold themselves (making Tsurumi and Hijikata’s side clash and stealing their skins won’t be easy), they also need to make some money. The Ainu tells them that a certain river, they are able to mine gold and make a handsome sum. But beware, a wenkamuy (bad kamuy that has killed a human) is on the loose. When Heita Matsuda is about to fall to his death, Sugimoto and Asirpa save him. Thanks to them, he allows them to mine gold in this river and share his findings with them. However he tells them the real ‘gold’ that he is mining is that of this troublesome metal called platinum. While many would scoff it off as useless and reduced the value if mixed with gold, a fountain pen manufacturer found it useful because he can use the platinum as its tip instead of importing from outside Japan. Hence this platinum is getting more valuable by the day. Heita then gets scared because he saw a bear AKA wenkamuy watching him and is getting closer. Asirpa goes to look for it but finds it strange because there are no bear prints in the snow. Vasili is called by the sister to draw her naked body but her husband stops this madness and they make out. When Vasili is to go get his lost binoculars, he sets off a trap but luckily Asirpa kicks him away. She is cautious about everything especially Heita who is lying about seeing a bear. Speaking of him, he goes missing. He sees the husband getting mauled by the bear and then he goes to molest the wife? Wife got her face slashed! Run! Heita stumbles into Sugimoto and Asirpa, claiming they must run as the bear is targeting him next after killing all those he knows. But Sugimoto is stumped. Who are all those people he is talking about? Vasili’s drawing reveals the sister is actually Heita himself and he is a tattooed prisoner! They notice a bear pelt at his feet and perhaps this is the bear they saw. Heita panics and claims he has thrown it away many times but it always comes back. This has the rest realize that the wenkamuy only exists in his head.

Now we hear Kadokura talking about the strange guy Heita is. In short, he has multiple personalities disorder. He heard stories about him claiming the wenkamuy attacking and killing people and is so scared of it himself as he believed it will kill him one day. More BS about the wenkamuy trying to possess him and getting him to escape the prison. He was put in prison in the first place for wearing a bear’s pelt and attacking and killing others. Now Heita has gone crazy as he becomes that Brown Bear Man. Attacking Sugimoto, however Sugimoto is a survivor and won’t go down easily. During the struggle, Heita sets off a trap in which the arrow strikes through his neck. He knows he is done for as he reveals his tragic past that he got so scared of wenkamuy as a kid because of the stories he heard. So to forget it, he worked all day to mine gold but his family would waste it all. He wanted to punish them for greed and found an animal corpse that a bear was saving to eat later. He hid it in his home and the bear killed everyone. But before Heita could be killed by it, the Ainu killed it and chopped its body to bits. The wenkamuy has come back to life and haunted him, thinking this is punishment for his greed. He wanted someone to stop him and thanks to Sugimoto, he can finally be rid of it. Heita is dead as Asirpa notes the sad part of Heita of mishearing the wenkamuy story and formed a monster that should never had existed (wenkamuy kill people not as punishment but because the gods favoured them). That is why it is important to tell the whole truth and pass down the story properly.

Episode 45
Tanigaki wants to leave the army but Tsurumi says Inkarmat is no longer in Abashiri. Tanigaki takes this as a threat that he will kill her. Of course sly Tsurumi says Tanigaki wouldn’t do anything to make him do that. Tanigaki asserts that he has no more interest in the gold and just wants to live a normal life. Tsurumi adds that he knows Inkarmat’s character well. Once she recovers she can escape on her own. But she can’t. Why? She is pregnant with Tanigaki’s child! Hence Tsurumi wants Tanigaki to bring Asirpa back. He can get close to Sugimoto without suspicions. Shiraishi looks through the gold dust samples from Heita. They remember he told them that one can tell where the gold is mind from the river. Shiraishi reminds that after Nopperabo killed the Ainu who hid the gold, he might have moved them. But since it is troublesome to move something so heavy by himself, it must be moved nearby. This could mean there was an Ainu who helped in and lived near the river where the gold was first found. As Nopperabo took some gold and fled, his boat capsized while crossing Lake Shikotsu. Asirpa finds it strange because doesn’t that render the tattoo hunting useless? Also, that lake is deep and there is no one who can dive that deep, right? Wrong. Going back a year earlier, Heita was at this lake with another tattooed prisoner, Fusataro Oosawa AKA Botaro the Pirate. Botaro used to carry lumber on the river when young and thus honed his skills in holding his breath for up to 35 minutes. Of course he started killing people by pulling and drowning them into the water and that landed him in prison. So if they catch that pirate, they can go dive in other rivers to find these golds. Ogata rendezvous with Hijikata’s side. He claims he has 2 info: Sofia is certain to come to Japan to take Asirpa and will be a huge threat to them; Asirpa seems to have deciphered the code. Instead of finding her, he believes she will come to them as their side has the most skins.

There is a serial killing of prostitutes in Sapporo. Takuboku Ishikawa is a journalist covering the story and I’m not sure why he is trying to tell all this to Hijikata’s side. But as Hijikata confirms from Kadokura that there is an escaped prisoner that fits this description, he believes it is dangerous to let him attract attention. He is sure Tsurumi’s side will soon know about this. True enough, Tsurumi can tell it is one of his prisoners so he sends Kikuta and Usami to investigate. Flashback shows Tsurumi often helped out at Usami’s village, the dojo and the fields. He was a well-liked person. But one day, Usami’s friend, Tomoharu was feeling down as Tsurumi talked to him. Turned out he was going to leave for Tokyo after he graduated and wanted to spar with Usami one last time. So as Tsurumi refereed their judo match outside, Tomoharu lost. However Usami stomped him to death! This shocked Tsurumi as Usami rejects Tomoharu being his friend. In fact, he always hated this guy for interrupting his time with Tsurumi. There were many instances of such in which Usami doesn’t like but forgave. Except when Tsurumi told Tomoharu that he was as strong as Usami. He couldn’t take that sh*t because that was all he had. Did Tsurumi say he was the best of the best? Of course Tsurumi lied he only said that to make him give up and leave. Usami is so relieved and now they were accomplices in murder, Tsurumi cooked up a story that Tomoharu died after his horse kicked him. His father was so mad that he rushed down and shot the horse. As he was also the leader of an infantry division, he gave Tsurumi a hard time and so much so made him posted to Hokkaido. Even so, Tsurumi protected Usami and revelled in the freedom he had from central. Of course it won’t end there as he told Usami to join him in his division. Tsurumi has been thinking what makes a man overcome his resistance to killing. It is not hate, fear or death or difference in ideology. It is love! Of course there are those who can kill without regret and such men the army needs badly. Usami knows this serial killer isn’t a mere robber but kills for the thrill. He knows it too well, he will come back to the murder site to jerk off while fantasizing about his kill.

Episode 46
Tanigaki knows his current actions will only bring misery to Asirpa. So what choice does he have? Meanwhile Ienaga inspects Inkarmat’s bloated body and notes it is soon due for delivery. Ienaga noting how she always viewed her pregnant mom as a perfect body. But she slipped down the stairs and had a miscarriage. This is why she is helping Inkarmat to give birth. That night, Tanigaki sneaks into Inkarmat’s room and both are happily reunited. Tanigaki has chosen to betray Tsurumi by coming to see Inkarmat. He was wondering how to find her because by asking hospitals, Tsurumi will soon be onto him. Luckily there’s this old lady whom Inkarmat passed a postcard to give to him that states her whereabouts. Tanigaki needs to take her and run but looks like Tsukishima is back. Both guys start fighting and when Tsukishima pulls out his gun, Inkarmat dares him to shoot her first if this is his idea of justice. Ienaga injects a paralyzing serum into Tsukishima. For that, he shoots her right in the heart! The effect will last for 2 hours so the duo must escape. Ienaga’s last words are for Tanigaki not to miss witnessing Inkarmat’s perfect body. Now you would think Koito is going to stop them but he lets them pass. As Inkarmat is feeling uncomfortable from the horse ride, they take a short break in a cabin. But it is too late as Tanigaki realizes his bleeding has left a blood trail. Tsukishima has awakened earlier and followed it. Another short brawl but the duo still manage to escape to a nearby Ainu village. Because Inkarmat’s water sac has broken, to buy time Tanigaki wounds his horse to make Tsukishima follow the wrong trail.

Tanigaki leaves Inkarmat in the care of the Ainu midwives and against Inkarmat’s wishes, he goes to finish his business with Tsukishima who would probably know they are in this village by now. Oh well, he is already here. Fight begins. Koito is also here but to stop Tsukishima. Tsukishima thinks he is betraying Koito too and will not hesitate to kill him. Koito notes he wants to see this through the very end. Especially the true goal of Tsurumi. If he cannot be satisfied with that, the guilt and regret will kill him. Tsukishima thinks it is too late for him as he has killed many, lost so many. All that is left of him is his job. Koito wonders if that sternness of his comes from the weight of what he lost. Tsukishima seems to have given in and about to ask Inkarmat about the person he seeks but the midwives need to deliver the baby now and force the guys to help out in the errands. In the end, the healthy cry of the baby is heard. Congratulations! It’s a girl! Tsukishima wonders if Koito said all that just to make him put down his gun. Think what he likes but Koito believes Tsurumi is more than a petty man who will sacrifice others to enrich himself. He asks if Tsurumi has a true goal. Tsukishima doesn’t think so save for burying his dead comrades and ensure Japan’s prosperity. Koito is going to believe in the best of Tsurumi and hopes Tsukishima will follow him. A week later, Koito allows Tanigaki and Inkarmat to get away and will cook up a story on their escape. Inkarmat wants to tell Tsukishima on what she saw in her clairvoyance but he doesn’t need to hear it.

Episode 47
Sugimoto’s side hears rumours about candy peddlers and one of them have strange tattoos. So they employ weird ways to find out if they have tattoos. I mean, who is just going to f*cking strip in public for you, right? Until they meet a really strange masked peddler and when they ask straight if he has tattoos, he unmasks himself and there it is. His face is filled with tattoos he proudly did himself. They leave disappointed, thinking he is a nutcase but then Asirpa hears him say they will never find the gold before disappearing. Meanwhile Botaro is bribing Ainu people, especially those who were killed by Nopperabo, for info about the gold. As Sugimoto’s side rides a steamship, Botaro and his men hijack it. WTF I don’t understand why they needed to block the ship. Like as though it would do anything. The steamship rams through before Botaro dives in to hijack. Why the extra steps? Anyway, Shiraishi and Botaro recognize each other. Shiraishi wants to find out more info first but it seems a postman among the passengers starts firing his gun to kill Botaro’s men (back in those days, postmen were allowed to carry guns). Even when the passing steamship filled with soldiers tell them to stop, Botaro just rams them to render them immobile! How convenient! Sugimoto and Botaro start fighting each other while the crazy postman continues his killing spree. Botaro gets mad over his dead man and starts swinging around the anchor to kill the perpetrator. Luckily Asirpa kicks the postman off the ship and that’s the end of the crazy episode. Returning to talking, Shiraishi says they’re trying to find the gold. Botaro then asks if they have heard it recently that the tattoos will not help them find the gold anymore. Flashback shows Botaro met Wakayama a year ago in hopes of getting close to him to strip his skin. However Wakayama told him the tattoo is worthless to deciphering the gold’s location. The fact Wakayama didn’t even bother to kill him proved the skin was worthless. That’s why he gave up finding for the skins. He hopes they can join forces to find the gold. After all, Botaro’s dream is to become the king of his own South Pacific island nation where he will have many children! Sugimoto is unimpressed so Botaro asks about his family. They all died via TB. Botaro understands because his all died from smallpox. With no one to talk to, he felt like a stranger even in his own town. That is why he will create his own kingdom so no one can kick him out. Sugimoto remembers watching his parents slowly dying of TB and they couldn’t get any hospital beds then. Father told him to leave them and live his own life. Sugimoto vowed to beat this thing and dared the disease to kill him. He is going to be immortal.

Episode 48
Shiraishi talks to Sugimoto about the possibility Botaro knows where the gold is but is unable to extract them all himself. It is suggested to work together to get more info. When they go talk to Botaro, he hints he cannot work with them. He is about to kill them but luckily Asirpa sounds the alert that Botaro has looked through their belongings and knows what is going on. As they fight, Sugimoto and Botaro fall into the river. Obviously this is Botaro’s home ground as he tries to drag Sugimoto down. Shiraishi dives in to give some air. Too bad Sugimoto will not have any gay sh*t and punches him out! Thanks to the school of sturgeons, Sugimoto is able to escape while Botaro’s hair gets stuck in the paddle wheel. Sugimoto saves him as Botaro thinks he wants info. Sugimoto notes they will still continue to find the skins and there are 2 major parties having many of the skins. Thus he is keeping Botaro to use him as a trump card to turn the tables on Hijikata and Tsurumi. Botaro agrees to work with them. Now for a little Ainu documentary as Asirpa cuts up the sturgeon to serve its eggs as well as its brain. Good nature food. Kikuta and Usami are at the murder site. WTF Usami trying to masturbate to get the feel of where the killer did it?! OMG! He found the killer’s semen?! From its texture he can tell how long he has been here since?! WTF?! And then the killer is here. FAPPING! OMFG WTF both crazy men start a fapping showdown???!!! They ejaculate at each other but both dodge! WHAT DA F*CK???!!! The killer escapes via horse. Kikuta tries to grab him and would’ve been successful had not the killer ejaculate in his eyes?! OMFG!!! WHAT THE HELL?! I don’t know if this is the funniest and most cringe scene in the entire series!!! Also, the killer kills another prostitute shortly.

Next morning as the crowd gathers over the dead prostitute’s body, Kikuta spots Ariko masquerading in the crowd and talks to him. Ariko laments nobody trusts him because Hijikata and Tsurumi’s side both suspect him. Kikuta suggests to work for him. Because he is from the government and once Tsurumi finds the gold, he is instructed to kill him. Hijikata’s side are all masquerading as street peddlers. Ishikawa updating them about the recent Sapporo murder spree and this time a mocking message that he will kill again was sent to the police. He further explains how this mimics a lot like London’s infamous Jack The Ripper. Everything that was done here, imitates exactly those killings. Which means if they don’t find him fast, he will disappear and no one will be able to find him. Ishikawa also notes another interesting incident in which children are reportedly missing from different locations. This one is also noted by Sugimoto’s group as they note these locations are getting closer to Sapporo. This is when Botaro believes this is the work of fellow inmate, Keiji Ueji. A murderer who kidnapped and buried kids in his yard. Of course he is also a tattooed prisoner but has also other strange tattoos on his face. Asirpa recognizes it’s that masked peddler.

Episode 49
A little bit of Ainu nature from Asirpa before we return to the twisted Usami. Yeah, still fapping to get to this bottom of this! His dick must be on fire! With Kikuta calling him weird, Usami refutes he is the same as Ogata. He narrates about the time he talked to Ogata in hospital about killing Yuusaku. Because he was confused whom his father loved more, the only way to find out was to kill Yuusaku. Of course he did that but it didn’t prove anything. Especially his theory that if Yuusaku is dead, father would love him. So Usami mocked him that even killing his father didn’t have Tsurumi love him. So nobody loves him and it’s driving him nuts. That’s why he is blaming Tsurumi. Usami told him off that everybody is Tsurumi’s pawns and he should learn and be like Tsukishima. But Ogata had the last laugh because after calling Usami as the cheapest pawn among all of Tsurumi’s pawns, Ogata smacked him in the head with a bedpan and escaped. Now Usami still holds a grudge on this and hell he knows that f*cker will turn up again to cause his beloved Tsurumi trouble. Botaro talks to Shiraishi as he believes Asirpa is Nopperabo’s daughter although Shiraishi doesn’t confirm it. Botaro then shows him a coin he picked up from Shikotsu. Doesn’t the design look like their tattoo marks? More Ainu documentary from Asirpa but more on constellations. This time she remembers Wilk telling her the different constellations. She didn’t understand the one on horkewkamuy nor what it looked like until she met Retar. She ponders about Wilk leaving behind all the clues and how the gold is changing everyone’s fate for the worse. So if she doesn’t tell Sugimoto the answer, he’ll stay with her. In a way, she hopes the gold won’t be found. Then she asks him what he will do after finding the gold. Will he return to his lover? Conversation cut short as all the trees start falling! Apparently this is not magic as this was how they cut trees back then. Using a big one as a domino effect to fell others. But don’t worry, Sugimoto and Asirpa are alive although trapped.

Meanwhile Tsukishima and Koito are the only ones remained behind as Tsurumi has taken everyone else to Sapporo. Giving up the hunt for Asirpa? It seems Sofia is also here and she would love to get revenge on Koito who killed Kiroranke but she needs to keep calm if she is to find Asirpa. Sugimoto tells about the girl whom he was supposed to marry. But that never happened after his family died of TB. She instead married his friend instead. Of course we know he already died and Sugimoto promised him to get the money to fund a cure for her eye illness. While Asirpa is satisfied with that answer, she is not when he further adds he wants to stay with her even after finding the gold. Because at least until she is satisfied with the outcome of everything. Shiraishi manages to crawl in and locate them as Botaro calls the loggers nearby to free them. Seeing how bald this part of the forest is now, Asirpa notes that Ainu also take and kill from the land but they leave something in return. By doing so, the kamuy won’t vanish. Shiraishi has Botaro show Asirpa the coin. She believes the mark in Ainu means in turn or crossing paths. Asirpa remembers Wilk telling Sofia about the minorities in Russia should unite. If he held this coin as it sank to the bottom, it means he was true to his goal to protect them all. Therefore he would never try to kill the people he is going to save. Now she realizes what she needs to do for the Ainu.

Keep Calm And Go For Gold
Well, good news and bad news! There is going to be another season! Hooray! Yahoo! More Golden Kamuy to expect in the future! So if that is the good news, what is the bad news? The next season is going to be the last! Gasp! Horror! Oh no! Well, actually it should come to no surprise to me since the manga already ended recently back in 2022. And as such, I wouldn’t want a series like this to go on forever too. Logically, it couldn’t. It has to end somewhere. And so what better time for the next season to be its fitting finale. Not sure if I should prepare myself to say goodbye to this series when the time comes.

After 4 seasons in, I must say that the series still manages to keep my interest and intrigue high. Although I have to admit that there are probably a lot of stuffs from the side plots and minor characters that I have forgotten but I still remained highly entertained and fascinated with everything. And with this season adding and piling up on more of the mysteries, I feel like I’m going to have a lot more on my plate as we head into the final stretch. Hope I can keep up and not bite off more than I can chew.

Though, as far as my memory can remember, I believe this season ramps up the absurdities. It is like hovering in between funny and cringe. Like we see towards the end of the series, scenes of Usami and the Jack The Ripper-like rip-off having some sort of masturbation showdown. Like, WTF?! True, this series has lots of dark and adult themes but when you have really strange ones like that, it makes you raise more than just an eyebrow. This includes the flashback whereby Tsurumi and Koito’s dad were rushing down to the kidnapper’s hideout to rescue Koito. Yes. Was that supposed to be funny? Of course but it was also hell of a strange!

All sides are now inching closer to the gold with many of the skins obtain and perhaps all the escaped prisoners have already been found. It was also interesting to note that in some episodes, they put the focus on some of the characters’ back stories like Koito and Usami. It gives more depths to these characters and see why they became infatuated with the cunning Tsurumi whose greatest skill is perhaps charming others to work for him. Sometimes it makes me question if Tsurumi is actually the villain like how this series paints him to be because at times I thought he was at least a man with a heart who wants to do something for these people. But then of course, it could be all just another Oscar worthy acting and pulling the wool over my eyes. Yeah, I could’ve been his lackey if I was born in those days. Tsurumi isn’t always being the perfect actor as there are some cracks in his ‘acting’. Tsukishima seems to be keeping his reservations on him and is only his lapdog because he has nothing else to live for. It remains to be seen if Tsukishima might pull an Ogata and betray him in the end.

This season also seeks to bring closure to some old characters. For instance, Tanigaki and Inkarmat. I was stumped about her ‘disappearance’ in last season (because of a certain seiyuu who voiced her!) but now I got my answer here. I am guessing so as not to make the grand finale as messy as it could get with so many characters going in for the final stretch, they have to take out those who are not really interested in the gold to begin with. So like Tanigaki and Inkarmat, it is a sad but right time for them to bow out of this game. They’ve got something way better than the gold, right?! Though, I am not sure if they will be somehow shoehorned in the final season. I hope they won’t. And of course the saddest one I find this season, Ienaga. I was wondering what happened to this cross-dressing doctor for a long time. And her cameo this season I thought was enough to put a rest to my queries. Until she got quickly killed off! What a shocker. Oh well…

As for Sugimoto’s side, they are still hanging in there. There’s a bit of drama between them in regards to whether she should stay in this race. Because the question remains whether she should become the leader of the Ainu because of Nopperabo’s imposed will or of her own. For now it seems it is all by her own will that she wants to stay in this hunt and her other excuse is to keep a leash on Sugimoto so that he won’t do reckless stuffs. With her around, he will at least have to be careful. Even if Sugimoto has this immortal tag, he isn’t actually immortal, if you know what I mean. And this Shiraishi dude, he continues to be remain to be a joker of the group. Surprisingly, Vasili is still alive and is now tagging along for revenge. It just makes this group weirder. An Ainu, a Japanese soldier, a convict and a Russian sniper travelling together. Wow. Such a diverse group! And now you can add a pirate to the group too! Speaking of Ainu documentary, this season seems to feature less of it (save for the last episode which felt like they need to spam some to make up for it). There are some but much lesser than in previous seasons as I remember. Not surprising since we’re entering the final stretch. We’re more interested in the gold than the native people’s way of living, AM I RIGHT???!!!

On a side note, although the overall animation and visuals remain largely consistent with previous seasons (oh, you know how strange some characters look such as Ogata and Tsurumi, like as if such strangeness is the visual trademark of the series). Despite Brain’s Base taking over from Geno Studio, what I want to point out is the bear scene. Oh yes. Veteran viewers would still remember the atrocious CGI from the first season that earned the series some sort of infamous reputation. The bear has returned during Heita’s episode but thankfully not in CGI! Phew! Now it looks pretty much acceptable and decent in 2D animation! That’s how it should’ve been! Though, it was a bit creepy in some scenes superimposing Heita’s already strange face on the bear.

New casts joining this season and I only recognized Akira Ishida as Heita, Nobuyuki Hiyama as Keiji and Rikiya Koyama as that mad postman from hell! Others are Kenyuu Horiuchi as Kikuta (Kinemon in One Piece), Masaaki Mizunaka as Ariko (Diablo in Isekai Maou To Shoukan Shoujo No Dorei Majutsu), Tomokazu Seki as Botaro (Gilgamesh in Fate series), Kousuke Toriumi as Ishikawa (Nozel in Black Clover) and Yasuyuki Kase as Sekiya (Kankuro in Naruto). This season’s opening theme, Never Say Goodbye by Ali featuring Mummy-D, I just feel it sounds strange. It tries to sound epic like in previous seasons but personally I don’t seem to be impressed. Firstly, singer’s voice sounds gay. Okay, maybe that is debatable. However the rest of the song feels like one big cacophony with very weird pacing. One part of the song feels like hip hop/rap but it had strange sound interference effects. Feels more like irritating noises to me. Other parts it was either slow or dramatic. Strange indeed. As for the ending theme, Subete Ga Soko Ni Arimasu You Ni by The Spellbound isn’t so strange but this rock outfit isn’t my type either. I think the music is louder than the singing.

Overall, I love this season as much as the previous despite a lot of strange, funny and cringe worthy scenes that would make you instantly go WTF. The plot thickens and so does the intrigue. One of the few series in which the sequels don’t disappoint and my only fear now is that with the final stretch nearing upon, there is this unfounded dread it might go the way of HBO’s Game Of Thrones. Uh huh. All the culmination of greatness and expectations just crumbling. But what the heck am I having such negative feelings for a great show even before the final is being aired?! Probably a testament on how much I like this series and only want the best for it right till the very end. It’s no longer Golden Kamuy or even Platinum Kamuy. We’re now going for Diamond Kamuy! Hinna, hinna!

As the isekai genre is permeating the industry in every season, they need to find ways to differentiate it from others. Because dying and reincarnating or get summoned has been done to death. And now the recent trend of being able to go back and forth between both worlds seem to be getting old too. How now? Anymore ideas? Why, you get summoned again for the second time! Oh yeah. That should do it. And as obvious as the title is, Isekai Shoukan Wa Nidome Desu has our main character been summoned back to this other world for the second time after saving it in his first. Time to do everything again for the second time.

Episode 1
Yuki is wondering how it’s going in the other world. Did he just jinx it because he gets summoned there! However this time his classmates too get summoned. As they are shocked in this foreign land, Yuki is not so because he has been here before. They are attacked by demonic knights. Yuhi Hanabashira protects him but that won’t be necessarily as he easily flicks it away with his finger! The royal knights are soon here to counterattack while the students run for cover. Yuki is stumped because he was here 5 years ago when the war ended. But he notes that the knights have curses. The students are before the king of Distinia as he explains another war has befallen on the land and hence their summoning. He assures them they did this before 5 years ago with another hero and won. The knights start training them but since Yuki slacks off, Elka is going to punish him. WTF he spanks her! But she recognizes that spank. It’s Setsu Suzaki! He is back! She turns into a submissive masochist and then takes him to see the rest of his pals, Glein and Thea who are glad he is back. First Setsu explains after his final battle with Touma, he disappeared. More precisely, reincarnated in another world with his memories intact. That is why he looks different. There is a possibility Touma is behind this war since he too has not been found ever since. The king decides to screw the peace accord with demons that the hero made 5 years ago. He regrets doing that and is calling for an all-out war with them. Because of that, Setsu wants to stop this war by himself. This time he will go alone. But first he needs to get his sword, Kuromaru. His pals help him sneak into the storeroom to get it. Before he leaves (to go see an old acquaintance), Yuhi is worried and wants to come with him, promising she will be useful. No can do. He reveals this is his second time summoned to this world and to keep her safe, stay here with the rest. She promises to protect this place while he is gone since her magic abilities are improving.

Episode 2
Ruri’s grandpa once told her about the craftsman pride. Of course the exception is when it comes to money! Of course grandpa died and poor Ruri is left to carry out his last wishes. As she is transporting this brooch late at night, she is attacked by a monster. Thank goodness for Setsu passing by to rid of it. She wants to hire him as a bodyguard till the next port. At first he declines since he has other stuffs to do but I guess he doesn’t want to make a loli cry. At Marsenne, Ruri is trying to find a ship to the demon continent but nobody is willing to go there since there is a war going on. That’ll be like suicide. When knights inspect Ruri and she refuses to show her brooch, they are about to get rough and bully her but of course her bodyguard comes to her rescue. He even dares to fight them. Fearing the crowd might spread bad rumours about them, the knights go away. The duo spend the night at the inn together. It saves costs. Nothing unholy happening as you would think. Ruri telling the story of her late grandpa and how he entrusted this brooch delivery because the last client sent it in for repairs. Grandpa also talks about the real pride other than money as Ruri accepted the task. Setsu recognizes this brooch as he casted protection magic on it before. That night, the knights barge in to arrest them for being suspects as demon spies. Setsu takes Ruri and run through the streets, making a fool out of those chasing goons. When they reach a dead end at the port, Setsu then summons the god of the seas, Leviathan as they hitch a ride across the ocean! Yeah, those knights can’t believe it and thinks they must be dreaming! Ruri too is in shock and wonders if her bodyguard is more than meets the eye. They finally arrive at the demon continent.

Episode 3
Leviathan or Levia for short can transform into a human chick form too. She helps destroy this giant squid as Setsu makes fried squid rings. Delicious! Ruri gets the shock of her life that the parcel she is supposed to deliver is to Dezastol Serreno who is the current Demon Lord. Levia doesn’t want to accompany them any further as she has done her job. Actually she is sulking that Setsu disappeared for 5 years and when he returned, he treated her like a boat! So he makes it up by giving her more squid rings? In fact, the entire village is grateful because that squid has been a hindrance to their business. They have a big party celebration. Eat up, there’s more squid rings to spare. Everybody is sure happy eating that delicious squid. Ruri further learns from Levia that Setsu is THAT Setsu, the hero who brought peace 5 years ago. Because of Levia’s promise to him, the oceans are now much safer. Vlad who is Dezastol’s top guards, thinks the party is an attack from humans. He barges in but sees everyone in revelry. Care to have some squid? Learning Setsu is back, he hopes he can help save Dezastol. She is betrothed to a man named Terran Sneeter. Apparently the world’s richest man and as a merchant he controls a lot of stuff. The marriage is a sham and it is only to subdue Dezastol with some spell. Setsu is shocked to learn that humans attacked this place many times although Vlad and his guards manage to repel them. Because Dezastol wants peace, she sent emissaries but none has returned. Then this Terran dude showed up and claimed he can give her that in exchange for her hand in marriage. Setsu is mad that Dezastol allowed herself to be a slave for peace but is sharply reminded that she is only keeping her promise to Setsu. So it’s his fault, right? Knowing they can’t let this happen, Setsu and Levia race up the mountains and kill all the monsters that attack them along the way. Setsu believes that both sides think they attack each other first. Perhaps a mastermind behind it all to step in and negotiate for peace but with ulterior motives.

Episode 4
Flashback shows after Setsu and Dezastol fought, they promised peace and he gave her a brooch to commemorate that. 5 years on, her kingdom is prospering but it could be a sign of bad omen when her brooch cracked so she sent it for repairs as suggested by Vlad. When war started to arrive on their shores, Dezastol didn’t want to jump to conclusions and sent some of her emissaries to find out more but they never return. That is when Terran came to see her and in exchange for her hand in marriage, can end this war right now. Oh you mean become his slave? Call it whatever you will as long as her beauty is his. While her generals are against this, Dezastol has to think hard before accepting it because of her promise to Setsu. We see Terran and a hooded guy happy this plan is going well. Terran will get the demon chick while hoodie gets the demonic kingdom. However the latter claims this is the will of his master. On the day of the wedding, Terran shows off this bracelet that will make Dezastol submit to him. For peace, right? A tearful Dezastol accepts her fate when like always, the hero crashes in to save the day. Look at the relief in her face when she sees it is Setsu. Terran cowers for his life while hooded guy has his henchmen fight him. Levia takes them all down until hooded guy traps him in her shadow. Nothing that Setsu can’t break, right? Setsu is obviously superior but hooded guy isn’t giving his 100% because he needs to report to his master and escapes. Terran is arrested and they investigate the bracelet which is cursed. Setsu suspects it is the work of Touma. Dezastol is willing to help him but Setsu needs to depart for the land of Regulus to get the aid of the beastmen king. This means Levia needs to be his boat again… Ruri enters just in time to complete her brooch delivery. Setsu puts it on her for the second time as she once again thanks him for teaching her how to live. Wow, this looks like a wedding scene. Setsu departs and Dezastol hopes he’ll come straight back here once everything is over. It’s a promise.

Episode 5
Flashback shows Yuhi and Yuki as childhood friends. She wanted them to go to the same high school and thus taking this cram class but he found it troublesome and didn’t care. This made her upset so she went to cram school herself. However she is of the failing grade. Depressed, she met some bad company who wanted her to give up and hang out and have fun with them. Had not Yuki come to her rescue, she might have actually turned into a bad girl. I guess he should’ve made it clearer that he wanted to go to the same school with her and will work hard by helping her study. It was then Yuhi wanted to forever be with Yuki whom she loves. And now we see her training her magic and skills hard. She seeks Elka to further train her. Crunch test time when she brings her to the sewers to fight, uhm, a sewer crocodile? Although Yuhi stood her ground, the only downside is that she cannot kill it. She gets wounded and needed Elka to finish the job. Advice of the day, you must kill to protect. Next day, Yuhi still has her mind on this so she talks to Thea and Glein who give their opinions about the matter. Eventually, it is for her to decide and determine what she wants to do. Revenge match as Yuhi fights the sewer crocodile again. This time she wins but knocks it out without killing it. This is the determination she has decided to stick with. To fight without killing. To never take a life. So is she willing to let roaches live too?! Anyway, Elka accepts her determination because guess what? That’s what Setsu also said. Next day, Glein gathers the students as they will leave for dawn for the demon nation of Eviltheon. Oh wow. Couldn’t they named it better?

Episode 6
On their way to Regulus, Setsu and Levia stumble into Alizee. She is Setsu’s self-proclaimed student. With Alizee is her sister, Amelle. Not blood related. Setsu invites them to join him to head to Regulus but Alizee can’t as she has taken up an important quest so slay a dragon. You see, when Amelle came to this village, she lived with her brother. But he went missing when a dragon attacked. Alizee felt pity for her and decided to become her sister to stem her loneliness. Then when Alizee took on the quest to slay the dragon, the odd thing is that the people go missing without a trace when it happens. There was one incident where Alizee fought the dragon and chased it. However she lost it and when she returned to the village, everyone else disappeared. Amelle was the only one left. Hence that is why she is now taking her to the city to have someone look after her till she finishes this mission. Of course Setsu is going to help her so they discuss the various mysterious phenomena behind the dragon’s true identity. Zombies? Siren? Oh, space aliens?! Are you guys taking this seriously?! Then Setsu wonders why the dragon kept attacking the village and if the people disappear, they need to go somewhere. Hence there must be a very strong magic user to use this teleport magic. The best way is to ask the person herself. Uhm, Setsu suspecting Amelle as the culprit? What gave her away was because she could smell Levia’s scent as different race. However Levia is god level and doesn’t let that magic power leak out in human form. So how does she know Levia’s true form? Gig is up so Amelle transforms into a dragon to start attacking. But damn, a quick fight because Setsu soon takes her down. She bursts into many little balls of light. Setsu and Levia continue their journey while Alizee remain behind to handle what’s left. However she is soon confronted by Amelle. She isn’t dead. That attack can’t kill her. She reveals all the villagers have high magic properties and hence she has turned them into her dolls since magic soldiers are needed for the war. Amelle’s true name is Melluar and she controls all sorts of monsters. This name was given by Touma.

Episode 7
Shironeko is much loved by many as she helps fight monsters to protect the people. However she is doing all these jobs to help buy medicine for her sick sister, Mineko. She mostly gets her jobs from the innkeeper, Kuroinu and she claims that her next job she will pay her so handsomely, she won’t have to work again and she can even buy enough medicine to cure Mineko. That job is obviously to kill Setsu. Shironeko readies for this assassination job that night but Setsu is well prepared and avoids her kill. Since she is desperate to kill him and Setsu doesn’t like how she is getting reckless, he slaps her out! KO! He notices he has a curse put on her. When Shironeko wakes up, she learns that Setsu brought her back to her home. He understands her situation and can also tell that Mineko is not suffering from an illness but a very powerful curse. Yes, he can help destroy this curse but she needs to put up with a bit of pain as he transforms his sword into some sort of curse eater. But at this point, Kuroinu attacks. Shironeko shields Setsu from it. Since he needs to concentrate, Levia goes to deal with her. Obviously no match for a sea god. When Shironeko is saddened about Kuroinu’s true colours, Kuroinu starts to blame her as useless for being unable to execute a simple order. She reveals that she is a pawn of Touma whose goal is to become God and destroy every species in this world. Uhm, so that’s like destroying the world? Kuroinu escapes. Mineko is freed. Next day, Setsu and Levia continue their journey but Shironeko and Mineko want to join them and could prove useful in battle. They need some guide if they’re heading to the beastmen continent. Any reason to oppose? Welcome aboard.

Episode 8
5 years ago when Setsu trained Roa, the daughter of Regulus, king of the beastmen, she refused to call him her master unless he beat her. Well, he beat her. And now she is happy to welcome her master back after a long absence. Even Regulus happily welcomes his friend back. Sure, he might look different but he has the same scent. Wait. Do souls carry the same scent? Anyway, the beastmen are deliberating on the war between humans and demons. Both are their enemies. Regulus wants to come with Setsu to go defeat Touma but as suggested, he is to stay here and have Roa go instead. This is all opposed by Rouga, the commander of Regulus’ army and Roa’s supposed fiancé. Rouga and Roa argue about Setsu being trustworthy or not. Since both have valid points, Regulus will have this settled like any other beastmen way: A duel. And the winner will also earn the right to marry Roa! He just complicated things… That night, Roa warns Rouga about Setsu being a whole different level. He can’t defeat him. Rouga also knows that. But he is confident of this small chance. You see, some mage gave him this magic mark. Oh dear… Next day, the arena is filled as everyone is revved up for this fight. Obviously Rouga goes all out but that is not even enough to ruffle any of Setsu’s feathers. Not even when he is in beast mode. With Setsu the obvious winner and he won’t attack Rouga no more, Rouga takes this as an insult that he isn’t even worth that. His anger and jealous propels the mark to activate and make him go berserk. Yup, too late to recognize it as Touma’s curse. This farce ends as Touma makes his appearance by killing off Rouga. He is happy to see Setsu again but the feeling isn’t mutual. Touma is not happy, Setsu has always promised others and it is always about someone else. That is why he is going to kill the entire world so they both can live in this world together alone as gods! OMFG. Are you gay, Touma?! Well, Setsu doesn’t subscribe to this yandere’s plan so Touma dares him to come to the demon continent. As things have already begun, can he make it in time? Touma is confident he can win him over this time. See you there. Regulus immediately prepares a ship for Setsu’s party. Old sentiments can wait after this is over.

Episode 9
We go back 10 years ago when Setsu and Touma were summoned to Distinia for the first time. The people who summoned them were happy to have summoned a couple of heroes to help them fight in the war but Setsu wasn’t happy to be used as their pawn and told them off. However he has to be realistic and had to help them since they were already here. Setsu has been strong since the start unlike Touma who was low on self-confidence and weak. But thanks to Setsu’s encouraging words, this boosted Touma’s morale as they both made promises as friends. Setsu has become strong enough to go off on his own to fight the war. Their latest promise was to meet again. Touma stayed behind and continued to work hard until he was made the general of the king’s army. He led his men to several battlefronts and conquered the enemies. Then one mission at a temple, some voice spoke to him and claimed she could make true all his desires. Touma accepted that deal seeing he wanted to see Setsu again. One day, a messenger came to tell Touma that the war was over and a peace treaty was to be signed. The thing was, Touma saw Setsu riding in a carriage happily with Regulus and Dezastol. This made Touma sad. Hey, important people going to sign an important treaty, why are they riding in such an inferior carriage with no escort?! Anyway, when peace came, Touma finally managed to see Setsu. Touma claimed he has found a way home and they can go back together. However Setsu doesn’t want to go back. He wants to see more of this world. This was when Touma snapped as the evil power of the pendant overtook him. In his rage, Touma attacked Setsu and thought everyone else was in the way. If he killed everybody, perhaps Setsu will return back to who he was. As we all know, during the intense fight, Setsu vanished. Touma returned to the temple, lamenting none of his wish came true. Then the pendant showed him various people being tortured and experimented on mercilessly. Realizing there were others like him too, Touma went to destroy that facility and freed them. Now they join him and his cause to destroy the world who rejected them.

Episode 10
It’s time for the big battle. Elka and her side fighting the demon side. Wondering how those students will fare. Don’t worry, we only get to see the local soldiers get killed. As the battle rages on, golems are summoned. If that is not enough, Elka’s side is disheartened to find they have to fight Alizee. She is of course now a puppet of Melluar. Melluar then uses her blood to summon some (mediocre) monsters but they all get defeated. Then Alizee gets knocked out and Elka piercing through her magic organ. However Melluar still lives. Due to those previous experiments, she has extra organs in her body. Technically a monster. She would have been in worse conditions had not Touma saved her and that is why she fights for him. Then she summons her ultimate monster, a chimera and fuses with it using her life force and hatred. Everyone has a hard time fighting it but as luck would have it, Alizee sneaks up from behind to stab Melluar. With no more magic organs left, Melluar is petrified. Alizee has weakened considerably but with some healing spells, she will be okay. Battle is not over yet as another of Touma’s generals pop up. Elka’s side is too exhausted, injured and in no shape to fight him. They are forced to rely on Yuhi who will show the fruits of her training. Gee, why do I not have the confidence in her? But of course we won’t get to see this girl in battle because Setsu drops in.

Episode 11
Kagerou is that hooded guy with Terran. He relishes a chance to fight Setsu as he claims this world needs to be destroyed because it is weak as opposed to Setsu who will protect them. But now we take a detour as we see Shironeko and Mineko fight Kuroinu. Long story short, Shironeko and Mineko combine and fuse to give Kuroinu a taste of defeat. Meanwhile Virdos, one of Touma’s generals is easily picking off the demon army. This is where Roa comes in to fight this tranny whose body is made of steel and strong hard substance due to the experiments. Despite Roa taking in all the damage, she still doesn’t give up and continues to fight back until her punch goes through him. Obviously Roa has taken a lot of lethal damage but after seeing her relentless pride, Virdos heals her and admits defeat. As for why he worked under Touma, he claims nobody would accept a freak like him. Now we return to Setsu’s fight with Kagerou. Setsu wants to skip this and go straight to the big boss but Kagerou will wager his life and dons this shadow armour that absorbs all energy. If you don’t know the script already, Setsu’s sword can just cut through anything and with Kagerou armourless and on the verge of death, he still wants to carry on fighting. Setsu is forced to put him out of his misery. It’s time for the final boss fight.

Episode 12
Alright people, the big final boss fight of Setsu vs Touma is here. Sword fight, fist fight and even magic fight. When Touma can’t beat him, he transforms his sword into a gun! Be careful not to get hit, it puts a hole in the mountain! If Setsu is too fast to dodge his shots, Touma turns it into a gatling gun! With Setsu’s friends here to cheer him, this only makes Touma mad. Why do you always have to leave me alone?! So he is sacrificing his life for this ultimate god-like weapon? Oh yeah, unlimited ammo. Touma gets sneaky and targets his friends. There is only so much Setsu’s sword can take and the rest might hit them. Luckily they can protect themselves with their barrier. Setsu then deals a fatal blow on Touma. But this only awakens him further as his gun transforms again. You mean that wasn’t its final form?! Hope this is it. This one is able to knock down Setsu. Touma thinks he has won and finally beat him. Yeah, he was counting his chickens because Setsu gets up and admits Touma has gotten stronger but unless he regains the things precious to him, he will never beat him. Touma is shocked he can still use some dimensional magic. Of course. What Touma can do, Setsu can obviously do too. Setsu lets this magic engulf Touma who is now scared and doesn’t want to die. He gets eaten up. Soon he wakes up. Still alive. Setsu says his goal was to make him come to his senses and destroyed the curse that was on him. Touma realizes he can never beat him. In the aftermath, Touma is sentenced to use all his magic to transfer Setsu’s classmates back to their world. He is to also join them to start anew. Yes, that’s his punishment. Only thanks to Setsu pleading that, the rest agreed to this. After all, Touma will be harmless without his magic. And so Touma opens up a portal to return those students. Yeah, they can’t wait to go home. I suppose Setsu not joining them and those classmates feel like they don’t even give a damn. Touma decides to go on a journey to see what he can do in this world. Soon, Setsu also goes on his own journey but he won’t be alone because now he has Yuhi as company. So they visit various places and we see everyone living their peaceful lives. Like Ruri operating a very successful squid rings stall while Shironeko and Mineko have joined Roa’s ranks (she is now the commander) to train and best Setsu. Keep dreaming.

Not Watching This Crap For A Second Time!
YAWN!!! Oh man. Thank goodness it is over. I hope when they stated “END” in the final scene, it will be the last I’ll ever hear of this series and no sequel whatsoever! Let’s hope this boring peace reigns over this world so that we won’t get another second season because that would just suck. It would render all the boring adventures and fights we have seen here as useless. And let’s hope Touma doesn’t pick up some other curse on his journey that will warrant that unnecessary sequel! Imagine having to go through all that sh*t again for the third time! NOOOOO!!!! Please don’t repeat the whole thing again! I guess it’s still better than that Endless Eight atrocity… Yeah, you young ones know which anime I’m talking about?

I have to admit it, the whole story is just f*cking boring! It doesn’t seem so only because this is our first time witnessing the events at least in the context of this anime. Oh heck, I think the first time too was equally if not even more boring! Just a very mundane plot of Setsu being summoned to this other world (for the first time) to become a hero and stop a war. And then he gets summoned again and because now he knows the tropes of everything, it’s just mainly about him going on a road trip to gather his allies to fight against Touma. That is basically it. You can’t get even more boring than that! So yeah, while it might seemed a bit curious that Setsu gets summoned for the second time (because in many isekai genres, in fact all of them, you technically get summoned once and stay there for the rest of your life), technically if I want to argue, this isn’t actually his second time. Yes, he could be just taking a long break in between that 5 years he was missing, got lost somewhere in another world, by a stroke of luck he gets summoned back. Because if I were to interpret this second time summoning, I would had interpreted as him being summoned back in time to this world and doing things all over exactly the same again but this time retaining the knowledge he had of what happened the first time. This would sound more interesting in this context but alas, this ‘second time’ is actually a continuation of Setsu’s life and adventures in this world. BORING!

The characters are as boring as f*ck and all of them are not even memorable. Take Setsu for instance. He is already overpowered from the start. Returning back to this world for a second time, he retains all his knowledge and power and that makes him even more boring. The thing that is more curious about him is about his other life in another world when before he got summoned back here a second time. I am assuming he was reborn again as a baby and grew up to be a high school teen before all this happened again. Sure, time flows differently in different worlds. But I just wanted to point out that his high school life as Yuki could be just boring and peaceful as f*ck since nothing much really happens. No wonder he feels so lively and excited to be back here again. Makes me wonder if he had his overpowered skills in that world. Or is all that only when he came back to Distinia? Either way, I’m not impressed.

The other characters are even worse. So we see Setsu going on a road trip and meet a few other characters who know him along the way. They feel so shallow and forgettable that it’s all just boring. I’m not even going to bother to even ‘analyse’ them. From Levia (aqua mobile) to Elka (masochist) to Dezastol (demon bride) to Roa (beast bride), YAWN!!! Worse, those unfortunate students who got summoned along with him were useless as f*ck and it would be as good as they didn’t get summoned here at all in the first place. But I guess this is to cover up if Yuhi was the only other person who got summoned with Yuki. Not that I care but might as well bring along a bunch of classmates just in case. So yeah, Yuhi is there for the potential romance but I don’t see it happening so yeah, this wasted potential is also good in the sense that it won’t cheapen the show and characters that are already so boring! Good to know that Setsu not only has allies in this world but at least one from his previous world. With many characters are females, they make it look like it was going to be harem potential (as opposed to the manga covers and other pics I saw online). But it was just me thinking so and thank goodness it didn’t come to that because as I’ve said, it would cheapen the whole damn thing that is already, wait for it, BORING AS HELL!!! I bet Setsu and Yuhi not going back to that other world, I’m assuming nobody including their friends or family would give a f*ck over their absence nor cry over them. Yeah. Have fun exploring this great big world.

The curious one is Touma himself. For most of the part, he has been casted as the biggest baddie and the enigmatic antagonist of the series. He sounded like some badass villain and possible on par like Marvel’s Thanos (I know it’s not but LOL!). Then that flashback episode just turned everything upside down. In other words, Touma is just being some fan boy obsessed with Setsu and it couldn’t get any more cringe with this bromance thingy! OMG. So that is how the animosity between the guys started?! And I thought Touma was like some sort of evil god from ancient times (now taking a form of a kid) that haunts the land but it turns out he was Touma’s fellow summoned partner?! What a shocking twist! What a disappointment! So this whole war thing started again just because Touma can’t get yaoi with Setsu and hence wants to destroy it and remake it into a gay paradise just for themselves. WTF???!!! At this point I don’t know whether to laugh my ass off or be disappointed and cringe with this revelation. Okay, it’s both. HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Oh, Touma… Setsu will never be your lover boy! Good grief. Imagine all the cute chicks here of all races and if he chooses Touma, OMG I can sense a new kind of war happening…

But alas, I’m not sure if this ending of freeing Touma from the curse, should I be satisfied? They can’t kill him off because he was Setsu’s friend and they have to make Setsu have his 100% clean sheet of promises being kept. Back to being friends again is the best happy ending for this guy who have did so many atrocities in which everybody would just close an eye on. His pals are dead, everybody else to busy living to give a f*ck about the past. Oh Touma, you never had it so good. So yeah, was there some malevolent force behind Touma’s curse or was this kid just bad luck? Have fun exploring this great big world. Better than a bromance outcome!

Action wise, pretty boring too. It is all standard affair and nothing really exciting. After all, Setsu is already overpowered and there is nothing that can defeat him. Even if he is seen pushed back, that is just temporary and for the drama because if you follow the script, Setsu will always win in the end. So as not to make it obviously boring, hence Setsu gathering his allies for the final fight with Touma’s generals. Pretty sure it is to help them not be irrelevant because we get to see them match up with Touma’s goons. Ultimately it is all also pretty boring stuffs and just to tick the group battle checklist before moving onto the final boss fight. YAWN!

Art and animation too are pretty standard and generic. Characters designs look like your usual and typical 2D anime characters like Setsu your typical bland looking heroic main character while the rest of the girls looking typically 2D cute. Oh right, some scenes especially during the action parts feel like they have downgraded but at this point I don’t really care. This anime is done by Studio Elle who did Gibiate. Oh dear, why do they have to bring back those pesky memories of the Corona virus! Sorry, it’s unrelated and it’s just personal!

Voice acting is also pretty normal. Though, I am surprised to hear a few recognizable seiyuus lending their talents here like Shinichiro Miki as Regulus, Aoi Yuuki as Thea, Yui Ogura as Shironeko, Hiro Shimono as Rouga and the biggest surprise of them all that almost slipped my radar: Yukari Tamura as Kuroinu. My, my. The other casts as Shunichi Toki as Setsu (Fukuma in Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu), Ai Fairouz as Levia (Power in Chainsaw Man), Satomi Akesaka as Roa (Chrome in Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn), Satomi Amano as Yuhi (Misa in Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear), Kaori Maeda as Elka (Shizuku in Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idoul Doukoukai), Miku Itou as Alize (Miku in Go-toubun No Hanayome), Rina Honnizumi as Mineko (Hina in Plunderer), Saori Oonishi as Dezastol (Kaori in Arifureta), Yuri Kozakai as Ruri (Pekola in Jashin-chan Dropkick) and Takuma Nagatsuka as Touma (Kouda in Boku No Hero Academia). The opening theme, Continue Distortion by S.S.Nirvergea is a generic rock piece and yes, boring as f*ck despite an upbeat song. The same can be said for the ending theme, Be Ambitious by Maybe Me. Lively pop idol song not for me.

Overall, this series is boring and disappointing. It should come to no surprise to me as an avid offender in watching the same genre every season. The story feels so generic and the characters are just forgettable. Nothing is really special. When you visit something for a second time, it means it had some sort of value. But not this series. If permitted, the value of this series can go way beyond negative! I know it is not the worst anime of the season or the year but it adds to the growing list of really bad isekai series and another reason to hate this oversaturated genre. I really hope they won’t make another season because definitely third time is not the charm!!! PLEASE, NO!!! But unfortunately for my case, I’ll be watching more of such isekai nonsense garbage trash in seasons to come for the umpteenth time!

Jigokuraku

15 October, 2023

It’s time to employ another Suicide Squad-like theme. Oh you know, when good guys are feeling too chicken to get a dangerous job done because the cost will be countless casualties from their side, the only way is to use hardened criminals. That’s right. It might also seem like an oxymoron that Jigokuraku AKA Hell’s Paradise is named so. Sorry folks, not some sort of isekai slapstick comedy. Nope. Seriously. Phew. Hence your fantasy period drama of a group being formed using criminals on death row to go look for the legendary elixir of life at some mysterious but very dangerous place because some fat ass shogun wants to live forever. And to think the reward for doing so is an official pardon of one’s past crimes. That’s it? I don’t know, if you ask me, I’d say the criminals still got the raw end of the stick. Better to keep your honour and die like a criminal. But what do I know? I’m not part of this suicide mission.

Episode 1
Gabimaru is sentenced to death. However he won’t die! From beheading to being burnt alive and even torn apart by bulls, damn this guy is tough! Sagiri Asaemon Yamada has been tasked to observe and record him. She learns his parents were killed when he was a baby, taken in by a village chief and trained to be a cold hearted killing ninja from Iwagakure but got captured when he tried to leave the village, a sign that marks as betrayal as no one leaves the village. Why would he want to leave? You see, he married the chief’s daughter and being the sheltered and naïve girl, I guess she got too naggy and fearing his skills would dull, he tried to leave. Gabimaru claims he has no attachment to life so why is he resisting death as Sagiri observes. Even the next sentence of boiling him alive didn’t work. Hence his final execution would be to die at the hands of Sagiri. She comes from a family of well-known executioners. Just then, Gabimaru becomes afraid and even dodges getting killed by her. Sagiri explains he is indeed hollow like he is called but knows about his lie. He does have an attachment to life and that is his wife. This is the reason why he is living because of her feelings for her. Flashback shows she is a very sweet and understanding girl. He thought she will only see the dark side of him but apparently she has this huge hideous scar on her face and only Gabimaru wasn’t repulsed by it. As men become soldiers and women bear children, those who live in Iwagakure cannot live a normal life. Hence the scar was put there by her own father. But her heart won’t give up easily and she knew Gabimaru isn’t as hollow as he thinks. So when Gabimaru talked to the chief for them to leave and lead a normal life, the rest is history. Sagiri throws a surprise for Gabimaru. Apparently he will get an official pardon from the shogun himself but with a condition. There is this risky mission he must undertake. You see, legend has it that there is a land like heavens called Shinsenkyo. Recently it was discovered and an expedition was sent there to retrieve the elixir of life. However none came back alive and their bodies turned into flowers. The shogun then gave an order to find condemned criminals to bring that elixir back. Whoever does so will be pardoned. Hence Gabimaru will be in competition with other condemned criminals. Sagiri tells him she heard news that his wife has shut herself off and hasn’t spoken to anyone. This means she still believes in his return. With that desire to return to his wife, what choice does he have? Mission accepted.

Episode 2
Sagiri’s father was a legendary executioner. One time he was tasked to behead a storyteller. So swift and painless the beheading that the storyteller didn’t know he was beheaded and continued his storytelling until it ended. Sagiri tried to imitate that skill but with all the doubts, her victims mostly died a painful death and it still haunts her. All the death row criminals are gathered on the beach as they are told about their mission. Many mock this fairytale mission. Until they bring out the only survivor of Shinsenkyo who is now dead. Flowers bloomed all over his body. When one wants out, he is swiftly beheaded. They are reminded that each of them will have a guard accompany them to the island. If they act out of line, they will be beheaded on the spot. Also one more thing, because of the limited number of guards, they want to trim the numbers. For those who don’t get it: Kill each other and those who survive will qualify to head to Shinsenkyo. It soon erupts to a bloody violent brawl. The shogun is enjoying this bloodbath but some officials wonder the logic behind this. Yeah, shouldn’t they have more hands to try in getting the elusive elixir? Eizen talks to Sagiri about being overwhelmed by this scene. He thinks she is not suited for this job. She explains that being born into the Yamada clan, they make their living through people’s deaths. One may turn a blind eye to it but the truth is always reflected in the blade. When some prisoners want to kill her to take her sword and make a break, she hesitates for a while but manages to kill them. But still, those dreaded feelings still haunt her. Gabimaru then asks the officials if this is the right way of doing things. Because not killing others should be the most natural thing in this world. The officials then announce whoever kills Gabimaru will get to go on the expedition. The baddies will rather kill than talk so Gabimaru has no choice but to brutally kill all of them. Yeah, seen too much for today, shogun? It is then Sagiri realizes what she needed wasn’t the strength to not fear killing but the resolve to take on the burden of that fear and the lives she took. Screening test is over and the 10 ‘qualifiers’ are Gabimaru, Chobei Aza, Gantetsusai Tamiya, Keiun, Nurugai, Horubo, Akaginu, Yuzuriha, Makiya Moro and Rokurota.

Episode 3
Gabimaru believes the village chief is immortal because there was once a demon on how much you kill him, he won’t die. Therefore he believes such elixir of life exists but isn’t sure if it’s here. Walking through the beautiful and colourful flora, Gabimaru finds it all unnatural. WTF Sagiri being a rigid b*tch and doesn’t want him to untie his hands? She claims she is not his friend but executioner. Refuse to heed and off goes his head. Suddenly Gabimaru is smashed by Keuin’s weapon. Of course he lives but calls out to Sagiri’s double standards because isn’t Keuin’s hands free? Kisho can’t be bothered over something trivial and will just tie his hands on the way back. If that ever happens. Keuin wants to test all his weapons on Gabimaru and eliminate all competition before taking his time to look for the elixir. The executioners will not interfere in this quarrel but WTF Sagiri still wants Gabimaru to fight with his hands tied? Probably too violent for us to see because we see Keuin’s corpse. Kisho finishes the job and decapitates him just in case. Kisho is relieved he gets to go home early. He has seen so much when they arrived on shore. Criminals trying to kill each other while others forming alliance. Some breaking the rules for their own convenience. Those don’t matter if nobody follows as the priority now is the elixir. He warns the situation will change within a few hours. We see snippets of some already dead. Like Eizen getting killed by Rokurota. Then he mentions news about the shogun will make contact with the new Iwagakure and this job might be some sort of test to see who becomes the next ruler of Asaemon. After he leaves, Gabimaru swiftly tries to kill Sagiri. However both seem hesitant to strike the finishing blow. For Gabimaru, blame it on his wife. Yeah, as long as he is true to his feelings, lovely wife will follow him anywhere. He thinks because she introduced emotions to him, he has gained some and became weak. Eventually Gabimaru overwhelms Sagiri. But he still cannot bring himself to kill her. Ghost of his wife stopping him? Sagiri realizes he has been wearing the same expression and trying to endure something. Watching him allowed her to face her own emotions. She tells him emotions are not weakness and because he faced them, it is strength. Normally she would’ve executed him but will let this slide for she wants to see whether he can reclaim his life or not. Gantetsusai and Fuchi are in a weird place. When a butterfly stings Gantetsusai’s hand, he immediately cuts it off! He notices the butterflies have human faces and their stinger soon turn that severed hand into flowers. More creepy creatures show up. Some with human limbs.

Episode 4
Gantetsusai was once called by some hotshot to be his officer. But when he jokingly doubted his skills to cut a dragon, Gantetsusai cut down his dragon gate. His clan arrested him and put him on death row. Hence his goal is to get the pardon so he can cut down things again. As he calls Fuchi weird, he explains the clan doesn’t do just executions as some dabble in medicine like him. He likes dissecting the human body to find its secrets so beware. They realize that this task is also an attempt to create the strongest warrior as the criminals will be attempting to eliminate each other. But it won’t be the strongest because if they fail, the shogun will send another batch here. Gabimaru fights the weird creatures and he can actually hold his ground well. Sagiri is being the hindrance so he wonders if he should save her or his own skin. Eventually his reflex did the former. This almost causes them to be killed but luckily the final monster is cut down by Yuzuriha. She wants to work together and tries to use her feminine charms to seduce him. Too bad it won’t work. This guy got a cuter wife! Wondering why she has 2 executioners with her, originally Genji was assigned to Makiya but deemed her dangerous and decided to go with her. Is he weak against woman? Her executioner is Senta. Yuzuriha wants Gabimaru’s strength and in exchange she will tell him info about this island. Apparently the most dangerous ones are those butterflies with faces. Other insects and monsters are relatively harmless unless you approach them. She knows all this because she tested it on Makiya. Gabimaru wonders why she is telling all this. Isn’t she desperate to survive? True, her goal is not to die young. That is all. He asks about Gabimaru’s fate but she doesn’t tell. Clips hint that he is already dead. Sagiri must be feeling so useless that she hasn’t done anything worth on this island that she collapses.

When Touma rose up to be a top executioner in the Yamada clan, it seems it is all part of the plan to infiltrate it and save his older brother, Chobei who is deemed to be executed. We watch Chobei mercilessly killing the monsters. He is excited that they are alive because it means they can be killed. Flashback shows their father was executed for avenging his lord’s death. The brothers were left to fend for themselves. They were kidnapped by bandits but Chobei worked his charm and eventually ended up controlling the group. Hence Touma’s narration about the law of the world is not the strong preying on the weak but survival of the fittest. Those who can adapt are strong. This is where Chobei excels in. As the monsters surprisingly speak and call them sinners for killing (because insects also have lives), Chobei doesn’t give a sh*t and continues to mow them all down. He mocks they are slaves to justice who cannot do anything on their own. Because he is not letting anyone telling him what to do and will become his own lord. Become his own God. A time when Touma was lost, Chobei told him to trust him whenever so. Because he is always right. As these monsters are real, he believes so must be the elixir. Thus they are going to kill all monsters and humans here and claim the elixir for themselves. Not even death can tell them how to live.

Episode 5
Despite being poisoned by those butterfly scales, Sagiri is still okay. Rejoining the rest, Gabimaru has gathered what he can to make some food. While scouting around, he saw familiar and unfamiliar plants. Especially those that grew on the dead. It could very well mean those plants are from those who never returned. He also didn’t find any mandarin orange, a sketch of what it is believed to be the elixir. Forget about what it looks like, they should be noting the strange statues and what kind of technology makes them. They also discuss about the weird creatures, monsters haphazardly joined to human bodies and they have no reproductive organs. Like as though they are malformed gods and this is some sick mandala. But this gives Gabimaru some hope since if something can survive without organs, it means the elixir is possible. Soon, Genji wants Sagiri to head back and he’ll take over her duties. As a woman, it is her job to bear children for the clan. She might have exceptional sword skills but that is only as a tester and executioner. In battle, it is very different and she is clearly not strong enough. Because can she kill Gabimaru without hesitating? But here is the next question: Can you get off this island? Because many didn’t. We see Tenza trying to escape with Nurugai. They stumble upon a graveyard of ships and are soon attacked by monster tentacles. As Tenza cuts through them, Nurugai is disillusioned. Apparently she let some samurais into her village where they cut down all her tribe. The shogun believed they are rebels or something. Nurugai was to be executed after she reveals the other villages but that was when Tenza offered this mission. He believes she is the one most deserving to live. To Tenza’s shock, he sees Kisho’s corpse with those flowers. Nurugai becomes even more disillusioned and wants to die. She thinks this is punishment for letting her tribe die. However Tenza doesn’t understand all that is not asking that. He wants to know if she wants to live. Nurugai realizes she wants to so he tells her to do all it takes to survive.

They manage to get a boat back but they end back up on Shinsenkyo. They realize that the currents lead back to the island and that the graveyards of ships barricade the island and some weird monster guarding it. They need to walk around the island to find that current that flows out. But they can’t do it alone and need cooperation from others. Senta tells Sagiri part of him wants her to leave but another part wants her to stay. Because of her, Gabimaru is different. That night, she talks to Gabimaru who thanks her that her actions have made him calm down and think rationally. He needs to better plan and won’t run away from those trying to get in his way. People might understand themselves less than they think but they’re all the same when they start to act. Next morning, Sagiri tells Genji she won’t be leaving because she wants to walk her own path. She has lived with the scorn from even her own father who didn’t want her to become a samurai. She doesn’t want to be haunted by all those regrets and wants to decide how to live. She chooses to be a samurai. Genji is going to cut her to teach her a lesson but she manages to steal his sword. But soon Rokurota smashes Genji in half!

Episode 6
Flashback shows Rokurota loves to eat and push things till they break. Of course eventually his parents and the villagers fell victim to this. Sagiri could have died had not Gabimaru come to her aid. He needs Yuzuriha’s help but it seems she isn’t willing to put her neck on the line. Gabimaru tries to analyse Rokurota’s attacks. Just plain brute force. This means whatever skills Gabimaru throws at him whether it is close or range attacks, all have no effect. And he can’t get slammed once by his palm or he’s dead. Sagiri tries to save Genji but he knows he is a goner. Then he realizes that instead of clearly dividing everything into clear cut categories, Sagiri chose the middle ground and accepted all. Noting that this is the path she has taken, he gives her his sword. As a samurai, do not run but kill Rokurota. She returns to the battle and deflects Rokurota’s swings and even cut off a pinky (hardly any damage to him). As narrated, Sagiri’s low rank is only because she is a woman. If she puts her mind and focus into it, her sword skills surpass all others. Because of his posture and toughness of the skin, Sagiri cannot easily decapitate him. The duo try to find a way to bring him to his knees. Sagiri using her calm reasoning to objective assess the situation and what to do next. Rokurota gets hungry and starts crying? So loud that Gabimaru takes some damage. Then he does a risky gamble move. Casting fire into rocks and throwing at the giant, this is part of the plan to burn down the forest. This is to choke and suffocate him, bringing him to his knees. Once he is in kneeling position, Gabimaru pins down his hand for Sagiri to cut off his head. We hear Rokurota wondering why he can never be full nor why people would not want to play with him. Sagiri calms the giant down as she claims all those he hate are dead and to rest in peace. Then they get out of here before they burn to death. Sagiri is sad to leave Genji behind. He’s already dead. They notice the monsters are heading towards the fire and hence their only clue is to go where they came from. As they reunite with Sagiri and Senta, they are shocked to see a village. This is where hermits live? As explained, they are immortals or at least super humans with strange magic. Touma and Chobei stumble into a pair of hot chicks making out! Uhm, is this the paradise?

Episode 7
Hot chicks not impressed humans got this far and the Soshin didn’t do their job. One of them then transforms into a man to get rid of them. Gabimaru notices somebody watching her. This little girl? Is she Sakura of Naruto?! He chases her but this discount Groot guardian tries to stall them. Gabimaru lets Yuzuriha handle it while he chases after Sakura (temporary name). He realizes for a kid, she is fast and strong but when finally cornered and tied up, she starts crying. Sagiri consoles her as they return to the rest. Groot wants Sakura returned to her and in exchange will tell them about the elixir as well as provide them shelter and food. Yuzuriha does not trust him and thinks are lies until he mentions there is also a bath. He takes them back to the village where the ladies enjoy their bath and after food, Groot tells them what they need to know. The elixir exists and is called Tan. This place is called Kotaku and the island has 3 layers: Eishu the shore and woods, Hojo the village and Horai the centre with mist where Tan is located. Groot has no reason to lie to them because this the least he can do as it will be their last request. You see, those eternal beings guarding Tan are called Tensen. Soshin are those monsters. Tensen are on a different level since they are immortal and beautiful. They do not allow anyone on this island to leave and will kill them. However those punished will not die outright. They are reborn as flowers and serve as the source of Tan. Speaking of that, Touma and Chobei lost to the Tensen and got thrown into the pit as vines start creeping up to them. Groot tells them it is up to them to believe it or not. This place is indeed Shinsenkyo and it is up to the gods to decide the fate of humans. Groot introduces himself as Hoko and this girl is Mei. They were born and raised on this island for centuries. Gabimaru then goes to take a bath to wash off his wounds. Sagiri notices Mei doesn’t know how to clean herself perhaps nobody taught her. To thank for the food and shelter, Sagiri teaches Mei on how to clean herself. This has Gabimaru remember his wife washing his back and talking about things in life. Because she covered her facial scar with her hair, Gabimaru told her not to because he doesn’t mind it. This means he tells Mei not to be shameful of hers because he knows a woman with a huge scar but yet is the most beautiful woman in the world. Aww… How sweet. So can we expedite getting the elixir so he can return to his beautiful wife soon?

Episode 8
Tenza was born to say the least a street urchin. He did whatever he want without a care. Until that is, Shion from the Yamada clan picked him up. As Tenza and Nurugai continue to find a way out, a Tensen pops up before them. Seeing his abnormal powers especially his regeneration, Tenza needs them to run. Of course all that cutting is futile as the Tensen can regenerate but it bought them time to run into the woods. Still, they get cornered but had not Shion come to their rescue, they would’ve died. Shion is Tenza’s master and despite being completely blind, he has acute senses of smell and hearing. Shion was about to head home after killing Akaginu for trying to seduce him. However he couldn’t find a path out and when he found the only one, sensed a very strange presence he could not make out. But Shion wants to know why Tenza is keeping Nurugai alive and flouting the rules. Because he sees potential in this child. The same reason why Tenza picked him up. Like the kind soul he is, Shion agrees to that and lets Nurugai live. Break time over as the Tensen returns. Shion is dealt a heavy blow as Tenza gets reckless to fight it. Oh my, he got a few holes blown into his body! I guess when you’re dying, you see a flashback of your life. And so we see Tenza as an unimpressed kid being trained under Shion. Shion maintained his confidence that Tenza’s potential will bloom but Tenza himself does not see that and is sick of this. He wants to quit. Okay. But he must land a blow on him anytime or anywhere. Tenza won’t play along and just left. But he stumbled into Eizen who then brought him to a grave where Shion’s former disciple lies. Tesshin was a scoundrel like Tenza too. However at that time Shion placed importance in honing his skills and did not give much attention to Tesshin. Eventually Tesshin left. A few years later, the criminal whom Shion executed was Tesshin. Life was hard and he fell into a life of crime. His last words were sorry to his master. Ever since, Shion began helping others. Tenza returned to fight Shion but this time with motivation. Now Tenza realizes he is dying but he can at least buy time for the rest to escape. If he can’t use his sword, use his fist for beat down! Against Nurugai’s wishes, Shion takes her and run while Tenza continues his futile brawling. Nurugai is upset Shion abandoned his pupil but he believes that is what Tenza wants. They must not waste his chance of letting them live and vows to avenge him one day. Final flashback, Tenza was able to finally hit Shion. He is free to live but requested Shion to continue teaching him the ways of the sword. RIP, Tenza…

Episode 9
Senta is so confused. Despite all the books he has read, he still finds the mystery even more mysterious. His brains gonna explode! He thinks it is best to sort this out and come up with a plan before entering Horai. However Gabimaru cannot wait for that so when everyone is sleeping, he sneaks off into Horai. Entering a misty area, he sees many Hoko-like creatures praying and chanting sutra towards Horai. As he is at the gates of Horai, he stumbles into a Tensen (the one who killed Tenza). This Tensen is troubled because he just fought a tough one and he’ll be damned if he fights another on his watch. But I guess he has to as both sides start fighting. Gabimaru soon watches his regenerative abilities no matter how many times he breaks him. The Tensen even fighting back using some wave force. Gabimaru thinks he doesn’t need a plan. Just keep moving. He’ll just pummel it until his regenerative abilities cannot keep up. The Tensen then turns into his flower hybrid monster form. And shoots electric beams! Obviously this is Gabimaru’s limit and even his teachings of giving it all to take down the enemy together with his last ounce of life didn’t work. A vision of his wife. Can’t make it back home? I thought he said he will come back even if he is dead! Maybe there’s hope because Mei saves him and escapes. Next day, Senta and the rest believe Gabimaru has gone to Horai on his own. Hoko is willing to guide them there since he hasn’t seen Mei too.

Along the way, Hoko talks about the Tensen who are the 7 hermits in the legends. Now we see them frolicking in their beautiful garden, arguing which gender suits them best. Zhu Jin is blamed for the reason fiasco of letting some humans escape. The rest know he has used up a lot of Tao as his regeneration now isn’t complete. The leader, Rien reminds them they are family and must stick together. As they compare notes about the recent humans, Rien reminds Ju Fa about the humans he tossed into the pit. Because if they make it out alive, they’ll be even more dangerous. Seeing which, looks like Chobei indeed got out with his brother. Then they drink a cup of Tan to replenish their vitality. Hoko continues his explanation that there was originally only 1 Tensen but split into 7 different personalities and roles. Long ago, Hoko was once human. His village was prospering 1000 years ago and his people was more devout. When they are about to die, they slowly transform into trees and gather at this place to pray. Because they believe the Tensen will only choose those who will enter Horai. Hoko’s daughter was the first in his family to transform and subsequently his village fell into ruin. Gabimaru wakes up near a river. Realizing he is alive and that Tensen he fought aren’t gods but monsters, it means there must be a way to kill them. However he can’t do it by himself and needs help. But look who’s here? Gantetsusai and Fuchi.

Episode 10
Not sure about this visual showdown between Gabimaru and Gantetsusai. It’s like they’re killing each other so Fuchi tells them to stop this pointless thingy as what they need now is info. Surprisingly Gabimaru bows his head to seek an alliance with them. He tells them what he encountered and this sends them into shock. Gantetsusai is even more interested to fight and kill a Tensen. He is not interested in the pardon and wants to become immortal. No, not live forever. He wants his name and face to be forever remembered by the future generations. That is what he meant of being immortal. Fuchi is of course interested to dissect and research on immortals. Mei has awakened but now she looks more grown up and can speak. Gabimaru asks for any ways to defeat Tensen but she speaks retardedly and doesn’t make much sense. Tao. Mind. Strength. Weakness. Huh? Meanwhile Senta has put together his findings and believes all the Tensen are names taken from different religions. Because this place is so mixed up, this all comes from culturally specific interpretations, which means they were preceded by human religious views. He cites Makiya as an example because he wanted to use a new religion he created to overthrow the shogun. This means that this island most likely has a creator. Hoko continues to explain that Tao is the flow that creates everything in the world. Obviously the Tensen control that.

Meanwhile Nurugai is trying to force Shion to teach him the sword. However he will not let more young ones die and will do the killing. Because she too share the same sentiments, he starts talking about how he could see everything in waves and then explains the correct way to use a sword. So is he teaching her or what? However Soshin pops up and Shion has to start cutting them down. Sorry, he is too busy to be her teacher. But feel free to observe and learn. Gantetsusai relishes cutting down the Soshin as practice and a way to find the Tensen’s weakness. As Chobei and Touma are out of the pit, Touma wants to escape the island but Chobei is hell bent on killing those bastards. From his observations, he believes the weakness is at the lower parts of the body like the navel or groin because that is where it regenerates. Because they are like plants, it makes sense the roots is at the bottom and not at the top where the head or the heart is. They are approached by a strange fellow known as Doshi. He wants to talk and is amenable to reason unlike the defects known as Soshin who are not even allowed into Horai. The Doshi serve the Tensen directly and do their dirty work. Now they are scouting the island from humans who have arrived. He hopes they can go back into the pit and became Tan. Obviously Chobei will not and starts fighting him. He lets Touma handle the Soshin grunts. Doshi can tell Chobei is no ordinary man because of his incredible strength and all. However he is exhausted and he can see weaknesses in his waves. Using the blind spot to his advantage, he takes out Chobei.

Episode 11
However it seems Chobei has learnt to see Tao now and he is getting confident this is the key to kill Tensen. He fights to force Doshi to reveal more secrets. Doshi starts to fear him as he could be on the same level with Tensen. It could be that inside the pit, he might have absorbed some of the powers and that’s why he is now showing superhuman abilities. Doshi tries to call the Soshin for help but Touma has taken care of all of them. Touma then notices vine scars slowly appearing all over Chobei’s body. He is worried what will become of him. As Gantetsusai and Gabimaru fight the Shoshin, Mei seems to be in distraught. Her cryptic words of strong x strong is a no. But strong x weak, yes? A Doshi is glad to see Mei again since she has been missing from Horai and Rien forbade them to look for her. He wants her to return with them to Horai to complete their training. Mei is hesitant and Gabimaru wouldn’t want anything to do with her since it will distract him from his goal. Noticing he has changed since entering the island and that he can’t bear to see her cry, he goes to protect her. Another Doshi pops up to attack. Then they start explaining the 5 different stages of mastering Tao. The final and most important step is bochu jutsu that involves circulation of yin and yang. To put it bluntly, sex. Unlike Tensen that have both sexes, many other creatures only have one. Mei shares the same origins with Tensen but she was given the ultimatum to die or continue her training. The scars on her body were inflicted by Rien. Well, Mei as a sex object makes Gabimaru real mad. He’s on fire! No wonder Mei doesn’t want to go back there. The guys attack the Doshi in their transformed form. They are even more formidable. Fuchi has deciphered Mei’s words. She meant that in order to see Tao, the mind must both be weak and strong. With Mei touching his hand and Fuchi doing more explanations, Gabimaru gets the gist of it and learns on the fly. Yeah, because time is running out too! With this adaptation, Gabimaru now can see the Tao and easily dodge all attacks. The Doshi get destroyed. At Hoko’s side, they arrive at the gates of Horai. Upon entering, Hoko gets decapitated.

Episode 12
While Hoko is still alive, Mu Dan welcomes Sagiri and co to Horai. Yuzuriha’s first reaction is to flee but Mu Dan catches her in an instant. As Hoko tells them who Mu Dan is, he accepts his death fate and prays his soul would at least be invited to Horai. But Mu Dan rubbishes all that as untrue. Those were just lies to maintain order on the island. All humans here are simply prototypes for experiments. This includes the Kyoshi humans he shows them. Once humans but now experimented on and now are his toys. As for the elixir, sorry people, no such thing. Because many humans who are of high quality just get turn into Tan. This shocking truth has Sagiri’s first thoughts on how Gabimaru will get back to his wife. Mu Dan is interested in Yuzuriha because she has great amount of Tao but has not efficiently used it. She manages to escape his clutches as the rest cooperate to fight this monster. Of course as they see for themselves, he regenerates after any sort of decapitation. Sagiri pleads to Hoko for any weakness. Then she slices his guts where the important Tanden source is. However, Sagiri’s Tao is too weak to do any damage. But then she changes the way she breathes and this increases her Tao tremendously. She manages to cut a wound on Mu Dan that doesn’t regenerate. The trio continue to cooperate until Senta restrains him for Sagiri to cut his Tanden. As they rest, Sagiri wanders if Senta likes Yuzuriha because he has been trying to protect her ever since. He says he is envious of her freedom. You see, Senta loves to draw but as a Yamada clan, he is not permitted to defy tradition to become an executioner. Thus he actually hated all the executing. Because he spent time learning on the reasons why human kill, many thought he was diligent. This was also the way how he became knowledgeable in religion. But too much killing has made him closed off his heart. Until he met Yuzuriha. Despite both lie to themselves before others, there is something so free about her lies. He is ashamed for having a soft spot for a criminal but Sagiri can also relate to him. When Yuzuriha notices strange flowers, Senta pushes her away but gets sting instead. Now he turns into flowers as we see him in dreamland, wanting to draw Yuzuriha for eternity and if he cannot be close to her, at least he can keep watching by her side. Apparently Mu Dan is still alive and has transformed into his hideous flower monster version. Yeah, that is enough to zap the morale out of the ladies. There is no way they can beat this monster again, right? So is it time for them to die? Not if Shion can help jump in to save the day.

Episode 13
Shion instructs them to tear away the flowers on Senta to slow the process and of course to get out. Shion fights Mu Dan and it seems he knows where to cut and all because he used all those monsters along the way as practice. With his heightened senses, it is no surprise he can put up a formidable fight. But even so when he gets stung and flowers growing all over him, he tears them off. He is willing to die if it means progressing. Sagiri can’t sit back and watch and wants to help. Nurugai too. Not Yuzuriha, though. But they won’t go back in blindly as they have covered themselves with Yuzuriha’s mucus for better protection. Together with Shion, they fight the monstrosity. As Shion is about to cut the Tanden, he finds it strange as he doesn’t feel its power source. That is when Senta using his last ounce of strength to say it is in the ovule since it is like a plant. Shion cuts there as Mu Dan dies. He laments seeing the perfection in Shion because of the space between his life and death, something he himself can never attain. Sagiri tries to save Senta but Yuzuriha points out she would rather use what’s left of her salve on Shion. Let’s be realistic, Senta is a goner. She talks to him to let things go. No use hanging on. Think of all the nice things you want. With that, Senta is able to pass on with a smile. After burying him, they seek refuge inside this fancy palace. They share the info they have. Like this Tao thing, while it might give you superhuman abilities, he cautions of using them too much as it might cause mental or physical changes and worse, death. Then there’s the elixir which is non-existent. But Sagiri believes it does because of Gabimaru’s chief. However Yuzuriha points out that could be an illusion to imprint into his men never to defy orders. Furthermore, she suspects something about Gabimaru’s wife: She might not exist and could be an illusion! Do you even know her name?! Because if Gabimaru is a pawn, he needs some sort of motivation to carry out his missions. And is it not strange for a young man like him to be married to a woman? Meanwhile Gabimaru seems to be having trouble with his memories. Nevertheless he will play along to get info. Yuzuriha’s words have caused Sagiri to be further worried. While she brushes Shion’s ‘joke’ that she is in love with him, it is clear that she feels strongly about him. So that’s not love? Okay. Meanwhile the shogun has tasked Shugen with a mission to select new monitors to head back to Shinsenkyo to check on the expedition. I guess life sucks when you don’t have the internet to update stuffs!

Oh, Think Twice, Just Another Death For You And Me In Hell’s Paradise
Well, good news. If everything has seemed to end so abruptly and unresolved, be glad to know that there will be a second season coming! But of course. With so much development and potential, it would have been a real crying shame to just end it with a single cour. Yes, I was actually loving and enjoying this series and was quite worried at the pacing and direction of the season as it further draws to a close. With each episode dwindling and counting down to end the season, I wonder how they will tie it all up and heck, worse, an unsatisfying cliff-hanger-cum-teaser. Well, thank goodness I can rest my anxious heart now that a sequel has been confirmed. Phew.

Honestly, I didn’t actually expect myself to be drawn and fascinated by the story and plot here. While on the outside it looks like a group of criminals being tasked with a suicidal mission to find the elixir of life, there is more to it all than meets the eye. It goes way deeper than that as it delves more than just about finding the elixir. There are a lot of intrigue and enigma surrounding just about everything here. After all, as one who has not read the original manga source (which of course already ended in 2021), I was going into the series absolutely not knowing anything except with the intriguing synopsis as my only basis.

However I have to admit that there are some parts of the season which feels draggy but I suppose this is necessary to flesh out the characters and bring about some drama. Heck, even the fight scenes have such drama. They have to explain their moves or the thing they see in the midst of the battle. How are they going to drag out this mission for 13 episodes and beyond, right? I mean, if they skipped chapters and just showcase the action bits, this series would have lost a lot of shine and charm. So it is an irony that despite that the drama parts can sometimes feel like it is moving at a snail pace, I do not actually find it completely boring at all. Yes, sometimes I do catch myself feeling impatient to get this drama over and wanting to move on to the next scene. But at the same time, all that character drama, flashback and fleshing out are not that bad to actually watch. I do find watching such moments to be quite absorbing to a point where I sometimes lose track of time. Oh you know, when the episode ends, I will be in shock, “Oh mah goodness, it’s over already???!!!”. Yeah. That.

Obviously, the characters play an important role to drag out, oops I mean to make the entire series a whole lot more interesting. Not only the criminals but their executioners as well have their own story and past to tell. I would say that each of them are interesting in their own right. By having at least the main characters telling their past, it gives them more depth as we learn and understand their position better. They’re only criminals because of the current justice system says so. As for the executioners, it isn’t all a bed of roses either. A family line and tradition of beheading others, this kind of job is not for the queasy. Not all enjoy such fate and were thrusted into it and some trying to battle discrimination of age old conservative traditions. The lines between executioner and criminals are further blurred when both have to work together to ensure their survival so as they don’t become fodder for Tensen. I believe for that part, it brings out the best and worst aspects of the characters’ humanity because at the end of the day, it is the strongest of the fittest and like any other mortals, you die if you don’t adapt. There’s the motivation to become the strongest unlike immortals who know not the concept of death so there is no reason for them to seek improvement to become stronger.

Gabimaru being the main character of course has the most spotlight although in between they flesh out other characters of concern. Unlike many others who know him of his cruel reputation, Gabimaru is just like any other human. There is a kind side that he doesn’t show others and you could say that his greatest motivation is to get back to his lovely wife. She is the reason for him living and bringing out his humanity even at times when he is down. Best wife ever. So you bet he isn’t going to pull any punches to get the job done. Of course Yuzuriha’s theory throws the spanner in the works and what if it is all just an illusion. Oh no! The wife is a lie?! There might be some truths to it because we all know Yuzuriha is a realist and she can’t be telling jokes, right? Unless she too is putting on a show to fool us. Damn, who to believe! Then there is his assigned executioner, Sagiri. For the most part, she has been trying to fight this battle of insecurity inside her. Always hesitating because of using her gender as an excuse. It is with irony that she learns how to become stronger and be more level headed after learning indirectly from Gabimaru. If I should say, both actually learn from each other and grow to overcome their weaknesses. Not to say that they are completely out of the woods yet but they are much better than where they started.

The other characters are rather interesting too. Even made more so when they have their back stories flesh out or at least mentioned. So we have seen a full episode on Tenza and Shion, Chobei and Touma while the rest like Gantetsusai, Fuchi and even Yuzuriha were just briefly mentioned. Perhaps next season would flesh them about even more. Of course there were a few that were a bit disappointing but I only have myself to blame for having such expectations. You see when 10 criminals ‘qualified’ to be part of the expedition, I thought this was going to be some sort of a slow battle royale and they will be picked off one by one. Something like Basilisk. But in the very early episodes, some get killed off instantly. Akaginu, Horubo and Makiya, I am only thinking that their characters are just to troll and throw us off because otherwise we would be forming early conclusions on who are going to make it out alive. Some like Rokurota and Keiun only serve as stepping stones for the next plot so that’s that. So with half of the field gone, I guess we have to drag out the drama from here and not let any more unnecessary deaths follow until the time is right.

On a trivial note, I thought it was dumb of criminals initially trying to fight each other to get the elixir even if it was all baseless. Heck, they should at least just steal the elixir for themselves (like what Chobei said himself because did he steal my idea?)! Screw whatever pardon! Because if you’re immortal, nobody can stop you, right?! Either they are too dumb to think that or they have to keep this intention under wraps because if found out, their executioner will just lop off their head. Hey, even if they do cooperate and find the elixir, it’s not like they’re going to share it among themselves, assuming the elixir has enough room for more than a single person.

As for the Tensen beings, virtually immortal only because they keep using human as fuel for their Tan. Even if they consider themselves as gods, eventually it is just a big lie because they still have a weakness and can be killed. My suggestion is to pit Tensen against the Iwagakure chief to see who is more immortal! But then again, the fight might drag out so long and break all records from the Dragonball series! Yeah, I don’t want to watch a fight between immortals that last forever! Even if it is an illusion. Anyway, Tensen being not humans, there are many aspects that we do not understand about them. Even more so, the series has deep roots in the religions of Buddhism and Shinto, both of which I am of course not really familiar with. So when they start spamming those Buddhism and Shinto terms in their explanation, I’m already lost. Even those terms feel like tongue twisters! Can’t even remember! Sorry people, not really a religious guy. Unless you say anime is a religion then I’m in!

While the action bits are part and parcel of the series (how can you not have any fights when you have badass criminals in it?!), I won’t really say they are an integral factor to the whole thing. Sure, it’s nice to see the characters using their weird jutsu whatever against enemies, human or nonhuman alike. But yeah, it must be just me that sometimes the action parts can be dragged out a bit longer than I expected. Am I complaining?! Well you see as already mentioned, there are also a lot of drama parts in the midst of the action. For instance, Gabimaru having some sort of monologue in his mind in finding the best technique to kill his enemy or some other related drama pertaining to his mission. Or Sagiri, trying to psyche herself to be stronger on whatever insecurities that is plaguing her at the moment. Thus it is not really 100% punch fest or slash fest. So yeah, perhaps this is why sometimes the whole series felt draggy because of this too. Oh, I almost forgot, lots of blood too so this show isn’t for the faint of heart either.

I have to say that the art and animation are a mixed baggage. It is not a masterpiece but it could have been given better attention to quality. At certain times, I would notice the animation quality degrading like as though they wanted to finish a fast job. This happens usually with the fight with Tensen. I don’t know, is this the series’ trademark visuals? I don’t think so because at slow drama moments, the characters are decently animated. Though, some characters look familiar like Gabimaru I thought he is a ninja version of Accelerator from the To Aru series, Sagiri the executioner version of Houki from Infinite Stratos fame and did Bleach’s Renji disguised as Eizen? Touma looking such a pretty boy, I thought he is the male version of Sawako from Kimi Ni Todoke! And here I thought Chobei was a badass bandit version of Chainsaw Man’s Denji! And don’t even mention about Mei looking like Naruto’s Sakura and Hoko the discount version of Groot.

I keep wondering if the Tensen look so because they aren’t exactly humans to begin with and understandably, they will look weird even when taking a human form. But even so, their character design seems left to be much desired as at times they look simpler. Even more so when they change into their female version. I thought there were going to be bare tits but looks like it’s that anime loophole of not drawing the nipples and getting away with it! That’s right. When Tensen are in their female form, you can see the boobs and cleavage. However no tits so this doesn’t constitute to be even hentai. Hey, at least we can all fap to hot sexy Yuzuriha chick, right? Just don’t let her get all sweaty, you know…

Another part of the visual animation I would like to bring up is of course the Soshin. If I were to describe them in a short sentence: Nightmare fuel. You know me, I don’t really like horror-like things so to see such creatures being weird chimeras of human and animal parts, ugh. Grotesque. Even worse, some of the Soshin have that goofy smiling face, a reminiscence of those terrifying Titans in Shingeki No Kyojin. Yeah, sometimes I thought they would do a Titan and just devour the humans but thankfully they are weaker compared to the Titans. Their design is also because as said, the series’ theme is deeply rooted in Buddhism and Shinto so they have some creatures resembling the smiling Buddha. Which is creepy as f*ck. The Doshin are also weird themselves although it’s just the face that makes them look messed up. The biggest nightmare fuel for me are the centipedes! YIKES! I HATE THOSE!!! PLEASE STOP ANIMATING TOO MANY OF THEM!!! PLEASE!!! ARGH!!! This anime is done by Mappa who did Shingeki No Kyojin, Jujutsu Kaisen, Chainsaw Man, Dorohedoro and Kakegurui so you can see their trademark works here. Also to note that they did Bucchigire, an original anime that is similar in its theme with Jigokuraku but obviously the latter is way much better in terms of story, characters and even animation visuals than that one.

For the voice acting, let me get this one out of the way first: OH MAY F*CKING GAWD, IT IS MAMIKO NOTO AS GABIMARU’S WIFE!!! OMG! OMG! OMFG!!!!!!!!! HOLY F*CK!!! IT’S REALLY HER!!! OMG! OMG!!!! NO WONDER GABIMARU WANTS TO BACK TO HER! THAT HEAVENLY VOICE! I TOO WANT TO RETURN TO THIS GODDESS OF A VOICE!!! F*CK YEAH!!! At least her voice isn’t an illusion! Oh well. That’s that. For the rest whom I recognized, they are Rie Takahashi as Yuzuriha, Cho as Hoko, Junichi Suwabe as all the Tensen in male version while Yuko Kaida doing the female version. The other casts are Chiaki Kobayashi as Gabimaru (Mash in Mashle), Yumiri Hanamori as Sagiri (Shizuku in Arifureta), Daiki Yamashita as Senta (Midoriya in Boku No Hero Academia), Aoi Ichikawa as Fuchi (Nagara in Sonny Boy), Chikahiro Kobayashi as Shion (Sugimoto in Golden Kamuy), Tetsu Inada as Gantetsusai (Gamagoori in Kill La Kill), Ryohei Kimura as Chobei (Tsubasa in Kyoukai No Rinne), Kensho Ono as Touma (Floch in Shingeki No Kyojin), Makoto Koichi as Nurugai (Sakura in Lycoris Recoil), Yuusuke Kobayashi as Tenza (Subaru in Re: Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu), Konomi Kohara as Mei (Chiaki in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Volcano Oota as Genji (Mora in Boku No Hero Academia) and Makoto Furukawa as Eizen (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai).

The opening theme is Work by Millennium Parade x Ringo Sheena. To put it in a word, strange. Hearing such modern age music for this kind of series, I find it really bizarre and yes, personally I feel it doesn’t quite fit in. Even more so when the opening lines of the song reminds me of an iconic song from Super Mario Bros! You know, the level where you go face Bowser! Did this song sample part of it? Still, hearing the techno beats, rap verses and strange singing voices, it is all a weird experience to me. Hmm… Maybe it is to be synonymous with all the weirdness on Shinsenkyo. As for the ending theme, it is a slow ballad, Kamihitoe by Uru. As calming and gentle this song, I also feel there is some sense of haunting too. I don’t know if it is because part of the animation credits of those ghost hands wrapping themselves over naked Sagiri. Yeah, such images even in the episode can be unnerving. But if I can look past that creepiness, this song is quite soothing to listen to.

Overall, I really liked this anime and despite some of its setbacks like being draggy at times and the animation quality questionable at times, at least the story and characters are intriguing enough to retain my attention and the bloody action bits are enough to keep me entertained. Hopefully the next season will get even better as it reaches its conclusion (assuming it is the last stretch). I read comments that many aren’t really happy with this production in a lot of aspects. Well, I do agree that it could’ve been better but considering the many other sh*tty animes that I watched in that same season (yeah, mostly the isekai ones), this one stood out and retained my attention the best. Sorry, sucks to have sophisticated tastes like you people! Being a simpleton has its benefits. So in the end, this series isn’t exactly the paradise I’ve dreamt of nor the hell that it was, so is it like stuck in between? Like, stuck in limbo?! You mean like Buddhism’s Bardo?! Sorry, not well versed in that to make puns of it…

Megami Paradise

13 October, 2023

This sounds like a hentai title. Heh. Got your attention there, right? Unfortunately, Megami Paradise is not exactly hentai but if you are a fan of retro JRPGs, you might come across this obscure title from the 90’s. Obviously I’m not one and I only stumbled upon this by chance. You can guess what keywords I used when I Google and chanced upon this… Heh… Anyway… Imagine only a world where only women exist. Some star rules over them but it got corrupted and hence they need some sort of priestess to purify it. Yeah, whatever. How can there be evil atrocities if men don’t exist in this universe and hence no possible rape scenarios? What could be worse than that? Oh right. Other b*tches who have their own nefarious plans. I guess having yuri isn’t so bad after all.

Episode 1
As narrated, over the years, the people’s greed have corrupted everything around them. The current Mamamega is tasked to purify the Astro Star. This will be her final task and plans to hand over her duties to a new successor. Now the whole place is abuzz and excited about the possibility of the new chosen maidens. Yup, many think they have a chance. Lucky girl Lilith has been chosen as one and now tasked to find the rest. She approaches Stashia for it but is turned down. She claims she doesn’t want the fame and fortune that comes with it. Sorry girl, try elsewhere. So as she heads off, Rurubell comes looking for her and thinks she has what it takes to be one. So did she just impose on herself she will be a maiden? She accompanies Lilith to seek out other candidates. They see Juliana in training. Rurubell wants to test Juliana herself but ends up getting owned. Juliana is not impressed with this and scares those pipsqueaks away. But soon she is attacked but is able to fend it off. She thinks it’s those pipsqueaks trying to test her again. As Lilith and Rurubell try to approach other candidates, they seem them defeated. Worse, being caught at the scene, others think they are the ones responsible for this. With this rumour spreading, now the whole paradise is turned upside down going after them. Even if Lilith approaches those who aren’t affected, they run away in fear. Then a group of ladies suddenly get brainwashed and turned into puppets as they attack the duo. Juliana has witnessed this and now believes the duo aren’t the culprit. Indeed. The perpetrators reveal themselves: Maharaja, Rouge and Angela. As Juliana is busy fighting Rouge, Maharaja uses her evil music to have the mind controlled ladies attack and kill the weaklings. Thanks to Stashia’s good music to blow it all away. Angela then summons a huge golem to fight. Lilith is having low self-confidence but realizes she must live up to Mamamega’s expectations. Hence using some discount Dragonballs, she summons a snake monster to destroy the golem. This shocks the evil b*tches. They would love to have another go but Pastel pops up and warns them to retreat as per instructed by Yamimama. See you next time. Lilith then pleads to Juliana and Stashia to become maidens. Juliana agrees since she wants to get back at those evil b*ches but Stashia remains defiant. But with Rurubell bugging her, she changes her mind so as to watch over this loli. Yeah, Rurubell already assuming she is in. And with that, the quartet become the new maidens for Mamamega.

Episode 2
A short narration on how Mamamega purifies the Astro Star before a new successor takes over. So, it’s only good for 1 use? As the ceremony is about to begin, Mamamega senses something amiss. She goes to check it out. Oh my, Astro Star is missing! With all the other priestesses knocked out unconscious, obviously the perpetrators are those evil maidens. They claim they have already stolen it and as underlings of Yamimama, she will be the one who will rule over this world via darkness. They also kidnap Lilith. Well, can’t miss Yamimama’s base. It’s that obvious, that dark ominous structure right across the land. Stashia and Juliana will go over to rescue Lilith and the Astro Star and they want Rurubell to stay here to protect Mamamega. Lilith meets Yamimama and learns her intentions. She wants to expel the Astro Star from this dimension as it is obviously deterring them from achieving their goals. Because they cannot touch it, they are going to use Lilith as a sacrifice to do it. So, HOW THE F*CK DID THEY STEAL IT HERE IF THEY CAN’T F*CKING TOUCH IT?! Oh right, levitation and whatever. Juliana and Stashia are faced with the dark maidens but because the latter play dirty, the duo get trapped and tortured. Having fun, eh? Mamamega is busy healing the priestesses so worried Rurubell sneaks out to go help her fellow maidens. Yeah, the dark maidens are laughing at this loli as she bungles her way to help. Rurubell will be having the last laugh as this weird explosion causes them to be blasted to the base. The dark maidens fight hard to protect Yamimama who is in the midst of the ritual that can’t be interrupted. But thankfully, Mamamega and her priestesses have revived. They send their light prayers over. As per the script, light triumphs over darkness so the evil b*tches are sent reeling to their defeat. Lilith and the Astro Star are safe. The evil ones retreat but vow to return another time. They won’t give up this easily. Our maidens happily return home with the Astro Star to resume the ceremony.

Mama Mia! Almost Hell’s Paradise?
Oh well. That was just pretty mediocre and average. I mean, what else was I expecting from it? Oh right. Fanservice. That’s right. This short little OVA has some fanservice bits like pantsu shots and even bare tits but those are far and few in between. Of course, no genitals shown to beat that hentai label loophole. But of course such fanservice here is already very mild. Yeah, I have seen so much and this paltry fanservice isn’t really anything new or exciting. Perhaps watching this in those days, maybe. But at this point in time, it’s not really a big issue. Especially the internet exploding and having lots hidden smutty stuffs. So I guess back in those days, shows like these were your simple and basic stuff to get the job done. Yeah, now I know why the reason men don’t exist in this universe. They exist outside the universe like us viewers who watch and jerk off to these hotties! That must be it!!! On a side note, if the fanservice style seems pretty familiar, it is because this series was created by the same guy who later on went to create Agent Aika and Najica series. Yeah.

As far as the story is concerned, it is pretty average and nothing really special. So basically it’s just about good girls vs bad girls, light vs darkness. There isn’t anything much to it but of course, this is a story that was created back in the 90’s and from a video game. My guess is that this show is just to serve as something extra to those who played the game as well as advertisement and exposure to get those to check the game out. I am also assuming it is one of the many titles that didn’t become famous or successful. Otherwise we all would’ve known about it and become a household name like the Final Fantasy series. A series that was never final anyway. Yeah, so this one became somewhat of a lost paradise? And who the f*ck are those bad people corrupting the Astro Star?! So great their evil deeds and negative feelings to cause this. I don’t think these cute maidens living here are that evil. ARE THEY?! And to think that they can just purify it but doesn’t that just means the cruel cycle will repeat itself? Oh my maidens, is this your purpose of existence?!

A big bulk of the series sees the characters fighting or running into some sort of trouble. That’s about it. No convoluted plot twist anywhere because damn, the villains are so kind to even introduce themselves, their goal and all. Too bad with only a couple of episodes, we don’t really see their characters being fleshed out because I doubt there is anything more to tell about them. And turning Lilith into a damsel in distress for the second episode? Sounds like she just got relegated to being a side character. The other characters almost feel similar to each other and it’s like as though they are just on the different side. Generally, I can see the maidens on both sides to be quite lively and plucky. Character overlap? Maybe.

Yeah well, in a universe that only hot women exist, everybody here looks so pretty, uhm, retro anime-like? Yeah whatever. But still, my soft spot for retro animes had me still think that the dated looking visuals still look better than today’s animation quality. Not the best there is but still looking decently good. After all, this was done by Studio Fantasia who did Kimi Ga Nozomu Eien, Stratos 4 and of course the Aika and Najica series. Not to mention I saw a few hentai titles under their belt… As for the voice acting, surprised to hear Kikuko Inoue as Stashia but I guess in those days, she was like almost everywhere. The rest I don’t recognize and they’re all old veterans who are probably retired now or at least not as active as before. If you are familiar with Masami Okui’s style of lively anime pop songs, you’ll be glad that the opener, Get My Way as well as the ending song, Dreaming Heart has her trademark singing. Clearly, obviously to my taste. Oddly, the instrumental version of Dreaming Heart for the second episode is not too bad either.

Overall, this obscure anime won’t be making any impact just like many of such other obscure series that come and go. It’s like going on a treasure hunt but finding some sort of item that isn’t really a treasure and then just tossing back into the pile of junk. Yeah. This one feels something like that. I’m not saying that this series is bad or close to being worse, but it doesn’t have anything that makes it stand out. Not the mild fanservice or the obligatory battles between the characters. Perhaps it is a good thing that this series continues to remain obscure and away from those with dark intentions of the heart. Now these maidens can happily frolic in private, their yuri paradise! Oh boy. Such dirty thoughts is going to corrupt the Astro Star even faster! Mamamega and her maidens are going to have a lot of work cut out for them purifying such horny thoughts!

Alright guys, you know the drill. It is another one of those ubiquitous isekai titles of the season. And make it one hell of a long ass title too. That’s right, Isekai De Cheat Skill Wo Te Ni Shita Ore Wa Genjitsu Sekai Wo Mo Musou Suru: Level Up Wa Jinsei Wo Kaeta AKA Iseleve has your typical protagonist a loser. Then he gets the isekai treatment of being powered up in terms of skill, abilities and even looks! Best of all, he doesn’t even have to die, reincarnate or get summoned to another world. Oh heck, in fact he can go in between both worlds as he wishes! OMFG. Is there some sort of trend where the isekai main character now can transcend both worlds as they wish? You know, like that retirement fund isekai one too? Anyway, now our main character here is on a roll after receiving so many powered up goodies and is having a blast with his new life. Trying to make up for lost time?

Episode 1
You know the drill. Yuuya Tenjou is a freaking fat and ugly kid! He tries to save a cute girl being harassed by punks behind the convenience store but gets beaten to a pulp. Could’ve died had not the police come. But he just walks off like that! You see, Yuuya has been a bully victim since young because he’s so damn ugly. Even his family members hate him! Yeah, he’s like the ugly duckling within the family of beautiful swans! The only person who is kind to him is his grandpa but he just passed on and left Yuuya his house. His family tried to take that away but grandpa was thorough in making sure Yuuya gets it and so the family gave up. Even until graduation day Yuuya continues to get bullied. Can’t blame him for feeling so upset that nothing changes. As he punches his mirror, this accidentally reveals a secret room. Could it be belong to grandpa as he used to travel around the world and kept strange things as souvenirs. Then he opens the door to another world and that’s when all the isekai tropes flood in. Yup, from his stats and registering him as the house master, Yuuya reads a note left behind by the previous owner who died. How convenient because he left everything to the next owner and has the house protected. Only its master can enter. Yuuya checks out a few weapons but his stats are too low for him to use effectively. Then a bloody ogre attacks! Thank goodness for the barrier. Yuuya throws his weapon and it dies instantly! Oh, now he gets to level up and distribute a few points to his attributes. Even better, he can sell some rare item in exchange for Japanese yen! OMFG!!! That night he undergoes a painful transformation. Yes, now he is looking smokin’ hot and a very toned body! WOW!!! Yuuya repeats the process of tending to this isekai garden, kill monsters that try to break in and then level up while exchange items for money. Soon, he needs to begin his high school life. Everyone is in shock with this never seen before hunk. They think he is a transfer student but to their shock, he is Yuuya! That fatty pig Yuuya?! Even Yuuya doesn’t believe it as he takes a look at himself in the mirror! OMG! He didn’t see his face the whole time?! Can’t blame him if he even doesn’t want to look at his own fat f*ck ugly face!

Episode 2
Kaori Houjou soon approaches Yuuya. Who is she? The girl he saved at the convenience store. Turns out she is a rich girl and she had him investigated after that incident. To thank him, she wants him to enrol at Ousei Academy. You mean that school for geniuses and elites?! While Yuuya feels he is not qualified, his siblings try to usurp him and want to take that offer to be enrolled. Kaori scoffs them off that they are not qualified since they too bullied Yuuya. GTFO, losers! Instead of talking here, she takes him to her school to let him experience it himself. First he talks to the director, Tsukasa who is also Kaori’s father. Obviously Yuuya’s low self-confidence still has him reluctant so Tsukasa talks about potentials and talents and that is why people like him is qualified here. Why not give a trial run? Yuuya attends a class and he thought he messed up since no reaction after he introduces himself. Well, everyone is just dumbstruck by his handsomeness! Yuuya soon makes friends with Ryou Igarashi and Shingo Kurata. At the end of the day, Tsukasa asks how it went. Absolutely terrific. More importantly, everyone treated him so nicely! So safe to say he wants to come back here. Definitely. Don’t tell me he wants to go back to his old bully victim life! No way! After school, Kaori takes Yuuya out to a popular hangout place. Wow, they look like a couple and you’re making all the girls swoon at the perfect couple they are. We can’t forget that Yuuya also has another isekai life. Now that he has levelled up quite a lot and the levelling has becoming more infrequent, this means he needs to step out of his safe zone if he wants to level up faster. I’m sure the confidence he built at Ousei has him do so. He then sees dead bodies nearby. He quickly kills several goblins before they could perhaps rape this cutie, Lexia Von Alceria. He hides himself when other guards arrive.

Episode 3
Yuuya’s clothes don’t get dirty but since he is tired of wearing the same one and he has the cash, time to go shop for clothes. Yeah, all the girls just stealing glances at this hunk! I wonder how many couples broke up that day… HAHAHA!!! And Yuuya thinks some girls approaching him is to sell some magic lamp?! Are you serious?! Nearby, some celebrity photography, Hikaru is frustrated because some male model hasn’t turned up. See where this is going? Thank goodness Yuuya is nearby so he snags him as replacement. Yuuya can’t say no since his policy is to help others. Yuuya is being a bit stiff and amateurish compared to his co-model Miu Midou. But I guess his handsomeness can cover up anything! Yuuya learns Miu’s inspiration in the fashion industry and hopes to spur others to pursue a path in this trade. Finally the male model, Shou shows up. Oh my. Another handsome hunk. However his personality is rotten. He tries to flirt with Miu in public despite she is very uncomfortable about it. When Yuuya tries to advise him about this, Shou tries to punch him! Yuuya’s great reflexes judo throws him. Hikaru has caught this on camera and so it’s the end of Shou’s career. Don’t show your face here again. Worse, legion of Shou’s fans now convert to Yuuya! Hikaru talks to Yuuya that he would love for him to have an exclusive contract with him. Of course Yuuya declines as he thinks he isn’t suited in this line. As thanks, he is given several nice clothes as Hikaru hopes they can work again in the future. Even Miu thinks so. Meanwhile Lexia wants to find that man who saved her and has her knights accompany her again to the forest. Could’ve been on her head as her men are fighting for their lives against vicious monsters. Until of course Yuuya shows up and kills them all. Lexia recognizes and goes up to him with this single question: Please marry me! Too fast! Too fast! Such an eligible bachelor because a rival model agency has taken note on Yuuya and wants a contract on him before other agency does.

Episode 4
Lexia is arguing with her head knight, Owen about marrying Yuuya. He invites him to his home to talk this out. While she is still very much adamant on marrying him, but Yuuya puts this marriage thing as too fast for him. I suppose all those books Lexia read, she realizes there is a need to overcome obstacles in their love and hence wants to start out as friends. Okay. He’ll take that. Owen also points out that the king wants to meet Yuuya to thank him. Since he isn’t free within this few days, they will prepare when he is ready. Because now it is back to Yuuya’s school life as he is now a full-fledged student at Ousei. During PE, Kaede Kazama strikes up a conversation with him. Akira Ichinose tries to show off his football skills but accidentally kicks towards Kaede. Yuuya does his acrobatic move to kick it away and even scores! OMFG! Akira apologizes and they all laugh about it and become friends. The girls are now talking how cool Yuuya is. This begs the question: Does he have a girlfriend! Kaori and Kaede looking worried there… Soon, the delinquent group of Red Ogres gate crash into Ousei. They are causing a nuisance. This farce is set up by Yuuya’s siblings who can’t forgive Kaori for not admitting them but their brother. They want Kaori to be kidnapped. Yuuya, it’s your cue. Oh wait. You telling me he is frozen with fear?! You killed monsters before why are you scared of this?! No worries, he slaps himself out as he jumps out to go kick their asses. Even Araki the gang leader tries to ram him with his bike but Yuuya dodges and makes him crash. In the end, the police arrest them. However Araki blames this humiliation on Youta and tries to strangle him! Hey wait a minute! Why the police not doing anything?! Are they waiting for Yuuya to take action?! The siblings wonder why he did so after they treat him so badly. Sure, he did things he can never forgive. But they are still family and he can’t abandon them. Oh wow. So touching. Now they’re crying and apologizing. I take it they have turned over a new leaf. Yuuya’s pals are in awe at how cool and awesome Yuuya kicked ass.

Episode 5
Yuuya sees a high level monster attacking a wounded pup. Theoretically his skill level isn’t enough to defeat it but because he is main character, he pulls off that miracle. Heh. He treats the pup and makes it his familiar. Night as he is named because of his dark fur. I guess it’s better than Kuro. With a new pet, he asks his friends if there is any pet store around. Sure, there are but since they are busy with stuffs and can’t accompany him, the only one free is Kaede. So this like a date? We brush through all that as we now see Yuuya walking his dog in the park and stumbles into Kaori. Nice dog. Now Miu also comes into the picture. She lives nearby. Sorry, no cat fight but the way Kaori reacts, it shows that she feels she is inferior to this model. I’m sure Kaori would love to interrogate him if he is dating Miu but this is disrupted with a purse snatcher nearby. Don’t worry, Night reins him in as Yuuya tends to the grandma. As Kaori tries to call the cops, the thief breaks free and tries to attack her. Nothing Yuuya can’t handle and show off how cool he is, right? That’s the second time Yuuya saved her now. Then it’s back to more adventuring but this time Yuuya has got Night as his partner. One of the tough monsters they fight, WTF it drops a box with a portable hot bath?! SERIOUSLY?! More adventuring and killing monsters as training until they stumble into a cave and Night sniffs out this Book of Sage next to a corpse for him.

Episode 6
Reading this tome, the sage (who is the house’s previous owner) writes how he obtained power enough to enter the realm of the gods when he was alive. However he turned that offer down and suffered because he possessed such abnormal strength, humans started to fear him. Hence this book is like some sort of advice on how to make friends? Power of friendship! Yeah, the only way he could die as a human. The book ends granting Yuuya anything he wants to know. Magic. And just like that he gets installed with magic. Convenient. Back home, a little mediation and following of instructions, voila! Now Yuuya and Night can do magic! Owen reports to the king about Yuuya but also hopes he can admonish Lexia for that marriage proposal. Oops, because the king gets furious and wrecks his own throne room! WHO THAT BASTARD SEDUCED MY DARLING LEXIA???!!! For the off campus study, Yuuya is in the same group as Akira, Kaede and Rin Kanzaki. Then together with Kaori, they go shop for camping essentials. At the crane vending machine, Yuuya uses his skills to make the best of the mechanism and gets everyone the prize they want! Wow! Technically not cheating! At this rate he can bankrupt the industry if wants to! Then as the guys take a break while the girls continue shopping upstairs, suddenly a fire breaks out. Realizing Kaori and co are trapped (because Ryou just called and confirmed they couldn’t get out in time), Yuuya dashes through security to play the hero to save them. Yes, must protect those smiles. Time to put his water and air magic to good use as he searches through the thick smoke and carry all 3 of them! And if he can’t make it in time, just blast a hole through the wall or floors! Enough for them to get out safe! Obviously Yuuya gets lectured by the firemen for that dangerous stunt but Kaori and her father couldn’t be ever more grateful. Yup, that’s the second time he saved her. Yuuya thought he has no family for such lovely warm acts of love but did he forget about Night? Yup, waiting for you right back home. Meanwhile some loli deems this other world not worthy to be saved or protected and must be destroyed and that’s why she wants this bunny deity’s help to destroy it. But he won’t and feels the need to pass down his techniques.

Episode 7
After another adventuring with Night, Yuuya sees a girl being attacked by goblins. Of course he wants to rescue her but what’s this? Night doesn’t want him to? They see Luna fight off the goblins but eventually their numbers are too much and she’s injured. Yuuya defies Night and rescues her, killing all goblins and their reinforcements with this magical whip?! Night continues to growl at Luna although Yuuya helps her. Wary of him at first, Luna soon learns that he is training in this woods. What a coincidence. She is here training too. She’s feeling a bit dirty (not in the horny sense, mind you!) and what luck, Yuuya’s portable bath is a wonder. As Luna is here also because of a customer’s request, she suggests he help train her. And so they teach each other and learn a lot. It’s like they’re a team now. At the end of it all, she is very grateful for this and she rewards him by bathing with him? Sorry folks, nothing steamy. Except loads of bath steam. Yuuya and friends arrive at their off campus trip. Sawada explains the purpose of this trip to train them as future elites. Uhm, so this is basically like camping in the woods and they have to find their own food. Oh well, can’t be an elite if you fail the basics of survival, right? So as not for the students to pick the wrong food, they have to show their catch to teachers who will verify it. Otherwise, Dr Yomikawa can help treat them. Uhm, why does she look like a witch?! Doubt this medicine she’s holding! Could be poison! Of course, time for Yuuya to put his survival skills to use. And show off to the rest. Like how he f*cking catches the fish with his bare hands! And filling up the bucket with it! OMFG!!! You’re right, he’s not human! Meanwhile we see Luna noticing her skills have sharpened thanks to Yuuya. Her true job is an assassin and has been so as a child. If only she had met Yuuya sooner. But now it’s goodbye.

Episode 8
Yuuya’s group has gathered what is needed so they show it to Sawada for approval. She is happy they are doing well and tells them to keep up. Because her bonus is riding on it! Yuuya also shows he is a great cook. So much so when Sawada tastes it, she wants to marry him! She’s not even trying to hide it! Sure, we can blame her being drunk and she’s the kind of woman who is already at that age and without a boyfriend. Good luck to the other teachers and friends trying to get Sawada away from Yuuya. Yeah, he almost got suffocated by those boobs. I’ll be damned if the guy who killed dangerous monsters dies this way! That night, Yuuya has time to teleport home to feed night. Fanservice time because Rin gropes Kaede’s boobs and then tells Kaori about the earlier incident between Yuuya and Sawada. Kaori worried if Yuuya likes big boobs? So you’re not confident? Well, Sawada is the biggest of the lot… Next day, a wild bear ravages through the camp like a mad man. I hope this is not cocaine bear!!! But after all the students are safe and when Sawada is in danger of being smacked down, Yuuya wrestles with the bear! OMFG! Even doing a supplex to knock it out! OMFG!!! Kaori uses her authority to have the local government’s permission to take care of it. Don’t worry if it rampages again because they can have nice bear meat then! Oh my, the bear understands what Kaori is saying?! Be on your best behaviour! Yuuya returns to the other world. He fights off monsters seemingly on Lexia’s path. Her entourage is here to bring him to see the king. When Night seemingly attacks Lexia, it is actually to push her away from a falling tree. Yuuya cuts it up but finds it is no ordinary phenomenon. Someone has laced wire traps around it and looks around. He manages to knock out the assassin and to his horror, it is Luna. He needs to hold off the audience and tend to Luna’s injuries back at his home. Lexia doesn’t mind because this means she gets to spend time at his place! Oh, so she’s coming along?! She needs an explanation for this and Yuuya believes Luna isn’t a bad person and needs to ask her a few stuffs.

Episode 9
Lexia hopes Yuuya can keep his teleport abilities a secret because this is super rare and if word gets out, it could spark a war! Time for Luna to explain her past. As an orphan, she stole to survive. Until a man from the Dark Guild took her in, taught her to read, write and all those survival skills. She became the finest assassin until she received her mission to kill Lexia. Either way she is doomed. By killing the princess, her execution was set. Failure to do so, assassins will be sent to kill her. Yuuya is not happy she accepted that fate because he still thinks of her as a friend. Lexia solves this issue by hiring her as her bodyguard. Because she failed to kill her, she lost and now must listen to her. Okay. Whatever. Lexia learns about Yuuya’s special bath and wants to experience it too. Lexia talks to Luna if she loves Yuuya. No? So why is she agitated when Lexia claims she wants to marry Yuuya? This proves that she is in love and hence a declaration, a challenge to win Yuuya’s heart. And they start off by cooking. Lexia sucks… Damn, she almost killed Yuuya mishandling the knife! Then feeding and being fed shenanigans. Yeah, what a tiring day for Yuuya. Next day when they reunite with Owen, Lexia lets it slip that Luna was her assassin. The guards surround Luna but Lexia’s logic and assurance soon finally wins Owen over although he still cannot trust Luna completely. Bad news because Yuuya can’t go to the palace anymore. Got school to attend. So maybe next time when he is convenient. As they leave, Luna sets an advantage by giving Yuuya a kiss! War is real! While Yuuya soaks in his bath, he didn’t know he has tamed this little piggy familiar. Testing its healing properties and finding them good, he names it Akatsuki. Back at school, time for the sports competition. During football, Rin molests a different set of balls to have the guys distracted. Kaede’s jugs if you don’t know what I’m talking about. Akira thought he could score but WTF did Yuuya teleport do save that shot?! Then he throws the ball from his end and scores! WTF is that legal?!

Episode 10
The agency is here to scout for Yuuya. However he turns them down because he prefers his normal high school life. The director is super pissed things aren’t going her way. Since Miu works under her, she hopes she can help convince Yuuya to join, making everyone think Yuuya has connections with her. But noticing that the school is having a sports competition, she gets an idea to get photos of him during the action. Now to go get permission from the principal. As Yuuya and his pets train, Yuuya is suddenly attacked by a monster boar. He is no match for this one and could have died had not that bunny deity, Usagi come to his aid. After easily destroying the boar, he has everyone show their kicks. He only sees some potential in Yuuya so Usagi shows off his kick. A single kick blasts several holes through the trees! Since when did Yuuya become his apprentice and undergoes his training? Usagi explains that those who master their fields will become the Divine. This is necessary to counter the natural self-purification system called Vile. That’s right, good vs evil thingy. That fight is inevitable and it would be better if they have more allies on their side. However Yuuya refuses to become a Divine successor. Usagi respects his decision but will train him so he can help save more life. But in return, Yuuya needs to teach him some magic. The training carries on until Yuuya goes into evolution mode! Don’t worry, he looks the same but has more skills. I’ll be damned if he looks even more handsome than this! Back to the sports competition, see how powerful Yuuya has evolved as he puts a hole in the ping pong table! Thank goodness he didn’t hit anyone. Yuuya then becomes a pinch hitter to replace those who got injured. Damn, so powerful he destroys the court?! Since he is too fast, the photographers couldn’t get pics of him. So they got pics of Kaede’s boobs instead?! WTF?! Finally Yuuya teams up with Kaori for the tennis match. You wonder if she knows how to play because she keeps losing her racquet! WTF, girl!!! Yuuya can play by himself and easily beats the competition! By now he has gotten used to controlling his powers and the director is satisfied getting the required pics on him. Later Kaori thanks Yuuya for his help. Not sure if he understood what he said to her about being happy just to be with her so she pecks his cheek while his eyes are closed. As Usagi battles Yuti a Vile, the latter realizes the former now can use magic. Learning that Yuuya is behind this, she will go kill him first.

Episode 11
Kaori wants to study at Yuuya’s place. Then she stumbles into his secret room where he goes to the other world. This is when Yuuya blurts out everything about this isekai and how he levelled up and obtained all his skills. You sure you want to tell her everything? Heck, he even brings her there and explains more stuffs. Wow. Kaori also has stats of her own. Though, all low level. He hopes she can keep this a secret and she is thrilled to do that because it’s like their secret. Yeah, he better not be sharing this with his other friends. Lexia’s father the king, Arnold learns Luna is an assassin and wants to kill her. She manages to stop him before his sword cuts her. But he is forced to entirely stop because Lexia claims she will hate him! That should stop him. But now he gets mad after learning Lexia stayed a night at Yuuya’s place! That philanderer! I pity the furniture that receive his rage… Meanwhile a Dark Guild member reports to his boss about Luna’s behaviour. Obviously he is the prince, right?! He is given some special weapon to nullify all magic. They will use this chance to kill the king and Lexia. If that fails, they will pin the blame on Yuuya. Yuuya goes to town to trade some stuffs for money. Yeah, can’t imagine how shocked the trader is when Yuuya sells his Japanese pepper! High quality! 100 gold coins?! To put that in perspective, a family of 4 can live comfortably for a year with 5 gold coins! HOLY SH*T! Yuuya makes his way to the capital. He panics when Owen immediately brings him to the king although it is an informal audience. Arnold is not pleased Yuuya is the one seducing his daughter and has a hard time controlling his anger. Panicky Yuuya gives some gifts as instructed. Bedding sheets?! Arnold is now angrier! Can you not blame Yuuya for not knowing the kingdom’s customs? Bedding sheets as gift means you want to sleep with the person! OMFG. Before it is off with Yuuya’s head, everyone is surrounded by Dark Guild who are here to kill. Of course Yuuya knocks them all out before they can do anything. Lexia so happy Yuuya saved them again and can’t stop hugging him. Uhm, doing this right before the king? Yuuya gonna die… After searching the bodies of the Dark Guild goons, they find a familiar crest. Belongs to the Prince Reigar, right? Looks like they need Yuuya’s help to save the kingdom.

Episode 12
Lexia wants to take Yuuya around the capital. But due to recent events, Luna needs her to stay in the palace and she’ll do it in her stead. Oh, Lexia thinks she wants Yuuya all for herself so it’s a no go. Owen offers himself to solve the problem but I guess the ladies don’t want some gay stuffs happening! And so the ladies accompany Yuuya in town while Owen looks out from afar. Yeah, hot girls flanking Yuuya’s side. Yuuya notes the adventurer guild and seeing he is interested to join one, Luna will go register with him. Can’t always stay as Lexia’s bodyguard forever. After handing their registration to the receptionist, Emilia, Yuuya is then given a crystal ball for an aptitude test. Well, the crystal ball breaks! They are given a card and then some basic etiquette rules. While looking for some quests, this witch babe, Glena tries to flirt with him and hope they can do quests together someday. While picking herbs, a competition between Lexia and Luna to see who can gather the most and the winner can spend the whole day with him. Luckily or not, Yuuya doesn’t have to be that judge since Owen returns with news that they have found Reigar’s hideout. Yuuya follows Owen and his guards to some stowaway villa in the woods. As they enter to capture him, he puts up some traps and struggle. At one point, even threatening to kill himself. Of course Yuuya is fast enough to prevent that. When he is apprehended and about to be taken away, Yuti pops up and calls him a failure. Therefore he is no longer needed. Reigar is shocked because the deal was to make him king so that she herself could get some high position. She corrects him that her true goal is to destroy the world! Making him king is only the start to start wars on many fronts. Too late to feel deceived as Yuti tries to kill him so Yuuya and the rest try to stop her. She remains superior until she learns who Yuuya is. Realizing she needs all her Vile powers against him, she has expended a lot already so she retreats for now.

Episode 13
As everyone tries to deal with Reigar, they unmask him and see his hideous scars all over. He blames Lexia for it all because he got caught up in her magic when it went berserk. Although those scars were healed, because of that magic he absorbed, he went crazy and to suppress that urge was to destroy his own body. If that wasn’t bad enough, he was removed as heir to the throne and isolated. Heck, he wasn’t even treated like human. He now wants to die as there is no reason to live. This case rings close to home for Yuuya as he has a suggestion. Uhm, gonna let him drink this aloe vera stuff? Miraculously all his scars are gone! Back to the handsome prince again! Hell, he grows this miracle plant in his home! However this doesn’t do away with the fact that he must still die for his crimes. That is when Lexia forgives him. And then forces father to do the same. Issue solved, right? Yeah. I’ve got a feeling that Lexia runs the show… With Reigar avoiding death, he is stripped of his land as well. Lexia and Luna fight over to be Yuuya’s bride but Reigar has a better idea and gives him all his possessions. Yeah, wife issue avoided for now. Because Yuuya is still worried about Yuti’s case, he doesn’t even have time for his school life. Each time school is over, he rushes back to the other world to train. But then he gets attacked by Yuti who is out to seek revenge for the death of her master. Kaori, concerned for Yuuya, checks on him and wanders into the other world. Damn, how the f*ck she got in the crossfire?! Yuuya going to have a tough time protecting her! Thank goodness Usagi comes to his aid and he now knows about Yuti’s past. Something about her master was a Divine archer and she inherited his skills. However Yuti blames the people for betraying her master that ultimately led to his death. That is why she wants to destroy the world. Since it is not her place to decide the worth of humans, that same logic is what she’ll use to destroy the world. The power of Vile powers her up as she fights more ferociously with Usagi. Not sure why Akatsuki didn’t do this earlier on because using some holy barrier to nullify her Vile (maybe the Vile needs to activate?), this allows Usagi and Yuuya to defeat her. And now she cannot use Vile anymore because she is purified? Usagi leaves Yuti in Yuuya’s care. Yuuya has a hard time trying to explain all this to Kaori. He thinks he has cheated to get all this but Kaori is glad because he is still the same as before. Still the same person when he first saved her. We see Kaori being friends with Lexia and Luna while Yuti becomes a transfer student at Ousei. Yuuya continues his happy life.

The Fruits Of Cheat Skill, Before I Knew It My Life Had It Made
When you’re a God like Yuuya, you can do anything and save everything while continuing to live a happy normal life. Of course everything is far from over as there are some developments and potentials like the agency who is still trying to get Yuuya’s cooperation and that witch Glena’s cameo. Uhm, so what happened to all that? I guess all that does not matter for now since Yuuya already has a lot to deal with on his plate and if the season can end on a good note without any foreboding cliff-hanger, that will be great. So yeah, Yuuya please continue to be happy with your life because you’re the main character and running the show.

It seems there isn’t a solid storyline for this series. At least not in the early and middle parts of it. At first, it is all about seeing Yuuya levelling up and adapting to his new life. Basically he has the best of both worlds and you could say that he is leading a double life! That’s right. Like as though he is making up for lost time, now we see him very active leading double lives as a high school kid while at the same time being an adventurer in the other world. OMFG. Does this kid have more than 24 hours in a day? Well, assuming that the isekai’s time run differently, then yeah, probably that is why Yuuya seem to have time for everything. Or at least barely making back in time for his class or other commitments. Well, having Yuuya leading a pretty normal high school life would seem freaking boring. That is why later towards the end of the season, some sort of plot where good vs evil clash might seem inevitable, I have to admit that this got a bit interesting. Too bad it came too late so there’s that. The fact that Yuuya could be the balance that make or break the other world, at least in terms of this series’ story, it could have been one of the more interesting plots to follow had this series had another cour.

Strangely and interestingly, Yuuya doesn’t have both sides of his worlds meet each other. For the most part. I believe this is for the good of everyone since it will be so freaking chaotic if his high school friends learn about this privileged access and imagine they too get their stats levelled up. They would want to go adventuring in the other world and skip school. Screw your school for elites. This fantasy adventuring life more fun! How would that affect the school’s reputation? And if Lexia ever finds out about the modern Japan, I bet she will want to quit as princess of her kingdom and go live a normal free life as an ordinary citizen. Yeah, screw the medieval kingdom. Magic can’t beat all the great Japanese goods and entertainment! Hence Yuuya keeping both life separate seems like a good idea but it gives off that feel that he is indeed living a double life. As long as he lives his life to the fullest without regrets, there is nothing we armchair critics can further say about. But now with Kaori being friends with Lexia and Yuti attending school, I am assuming so long as the secret doesn’t get out, life can resume like normal. Can’t imagine all the press and paparazzi hounding the other world.

At first, I was mocking how this series on the surface looked pretty similar to Shinka No Mi. Oh you know, fat ugly protagonist loser with no friends gets the isekai treatment. After he levels up with awesome powers and looking real good, he gets his own harem. Destiny to save the world. Yeah. That. Taunting how this series is a copycat, etc. Too bad the joke is on me because I just found out that both series are written by the same author! Gee, so embarrassing. Yeah, now I can see why Yuuya and Seiichi look pretty similar to each other. Seeing that Iseleve is written a few years later, I would comparatively say that it is slightly better than Shinka No Mi because it doesn’t have all those dumb harem shenanigans. Yeah, we got no pink gorilla here! Also, the adapted anime version of Shinka No Mi was atrocious in its quality, even more so its second season. So I’m not sure adapting Iseleve is to give some sort of redemption to the author? Either way, still comparatively better than Shinka No Mi in many aspects.

Character wise, all too familiar, cliché and I’m not really impressed. As we all know, Yuuya reeks all the typical formula and ingredient that makes him the main character and hero of both worlds. It is a good thing that he decided to use his new turn in life to do good because imagine if he had decided to use it for bad deeds and get revenge on all those who wronged him, oh my, that would be terrible. But heck, on second thought it would’ve made the whole series more interesting with this darker turn! But unfortunately it did not go that way so Yuuya with a saint-like personality who helps and saves everybody, is now your typical sugar coated hero with all the main qualities of justice and ideals as one. That’s right. It is all justice because Yuuya wins.

This guy is such a hot eligible bachelor in his new form that he literally makes all the girls around him swoon. There’s your cue for him to have his own set of girls who like him AKA harem. Almost everybody wants a piece of him. Because Yuuya is so obliging and has to save girls in trouble and that reason is enough for them to like him. So anyway, the girls in Yuuya’s own world seem to be pretty boring and checking off the harem list. We got Kaori on top of the pecking order since she is the director’s daughter and the one ‘closest’ to Yuuya. Then there is Kaede whom we will mostly remember for fanservice purposes because damn her racks are just huge! And bouncy! Is this even allowed?! Somebody needs to take advantage of those boobs by caressing them and providing horny otaku guys with such cock teasers. That’s you, Rin. Make her with a bit of a sharp tongue too. Outside his classroom, there is Miu from the modelling agency because beautiful people will flock together, right? Over to the other world, Yuuya already has the princess of the kingdom set on her sights. She’s very honest about her feelings and doesn’t bat an eyelid to say what she wants. It would be bad for her to monopolize Yuuya all for herself and thus Luna as her supposed rival. Yeah, Yuuya sure has his hands full. I don’t think Sawada is really into Yuuya and that was just one of her drunken antics. But never say no. After all, she is that kind of category of women who has past their prime, still single and b*tching about it. Beware. Because who knows Yuuya may be into older women!

So as not to turn Yuuya into some seemingly sleazy playboy, that is why he too has a few male friends whom he can hang out with. But unfortunately they are very insignificant and are not memorable compared to their female counterparts. Yeah, I can’t remember a thing about Ryou and Shingo and for Akira, he is only memorable because he is an idiot and all the girls like to tease him about being one. Then we have Owen who is having a hard time, between a rock and a hard place because he is having it tough keeping up with Lexia’s liberal shenanigans. She’s a princess who can do anything, you know… And to think her father is going to blow his top each time he misinterprets his only daughter being seduced by some outsider, I really pity all the furniture he has taken out his rage on. Imagine marrying Lexia and Yuuya will become the next king of this kingdom! Oh wow. Sometimes it feels like Lexia is pulling the strings since the king has got no balls to go against her. When she has made up her mind about something, that’s that. Not even the king can go against her wishes.

Humans are such complicated creatures. That is why to give Yuuya some sort of peace of mind and those whom he can actually call his family, that’s right, we give him not 1 but 2 pets! Oh yeah. Somehow we judge him less harsh as he has a couple of cute pets as his familiar by his side. Oh yeah. Animals can’t do anything wrong, no? Other than looking cute, Night and Akatsuki provide great battle support to Yuuya so they’re not there for cute aesthetic purposes. I wonder if Usagi will become part of his family too. He might be Yuuya’s master in some ways but seeing he needs more allies, what better way to forge closer ties than to be his pet, uhm, I mean family? And as for Yuti, my guts is that she isn’t the strongest Vile out there and give Yuuya some time and he might even convert her to the good side! Oh heck, he already did it by the end of the series! Wonderful. Surpassed my expectations (as I thought they will end with a cliff-hanger of Yuti getting away). After all, Yuuya ‘tamed’ Dark Guild’s strongest assassin, right? Oh my, I can imagine Yuti calling Yuuya her onii-chan right now!!! Yuuya’s wife is already a crowded field so I am going to give her the imouto role! So beware all you Vile, because Yuuya can do the impossible and convert you over. Even more so if you’re a cute girl!

It is a good thing that there is no strange God who bestowed Yuuya those awesome powers. Instead, that role is replaced by some dead sage. Oh well, same thing. How convenient for grandpa to have such a secret room. I wonder if he too got some sort of isekai treatment and all those occult stuffs in his secret room are actually from other isekai worlds. The reason why grandpa is the only kind soul to Yuuya is because he could be some exiled royalty from another world and Yuuya is the only heir left! How do you explain Yuuya being the only ugly f*ck in the family?! That ‘beautiful’ family is fake! I’m waiting for someone to bust this conspiracy theory of mine… Anytime now… Anyway, what I also want to point out is that some of the items dropped by the monsters that Yuuya kills, aren’t they the strangest of the lot? I mean, I get it if it is some strange artefact or potions but when they start dropping items that are of modern tools from our world like a bath and bedsheets, OMFG, are you kidding me???!!! REALLY???!!! It’s just so freaking out of place!!! Now I’m waiting for one to drop a condom! HOLY SH*T!!!

The action scenes are pretty average. Obviously all is to showcase Yuuya’s awesomeness because now he has superhuman skills and he can show off how fast and strong he is. And all his classmates can only watch in awe. Yeah, they don’t even stop to suspect him if he is even human! Awww, because they are friends, no? Yeah. Like as though there are some humans who are pretty normal doing such superhuman feats. Give me a break. Or are they all blinded at how handsome and cool Yuuya is? Must be. Then over to the other world, it’s all pretty basic action as we see Yuuya hack and slash his way through the monsters and sometimes getting assisted by his pets. The thing that bugs me is that when Yuuya scans for the items’ description, obviously the description is zoomed in so one can read its lines pertaining to it. Considering I watched the series subbed, this means the words take up the entire screen and it is sure as annoying as hell. Imagine your whole screen covered with ugly Roman alphabets and boring font! Sheesh. Then there’s that novelty of being able to exchange those items into Japanese yen. F*ck! How the heck does that even work?! Yuuya could be a billionaire at this point but I guess it’s just some flimsy cover he can lead a normal daily life without money problems. WTF. Not taxable so he gets it clean for 100% too. WTF! I WANT TO HAVE THIS!!!

Art and animation, well, I want to point out that everybody here looks so beautiful and good. Of course the only exception is Yuuya at the start. He was really fat and ugly as f*ck! Really. Like as though he came from another anime. So ugly, you literally want to puke each time you see this fat f*ck face! Obviously the ugly duckling effect as Yuuya soon transforms into something more beautiful than a swan! Oh f*ck, he’s an angel right now!!! But yeah, this brings me to point out something about the ‘beautifulness’ of everything here. You see, the characters especially the girls look really so cute and beautiful that all have this one kind looks. Like as though they are dolls coming alive. No joke. The longer I stare at them, the weirder I feel about their looks instead of being cute. But at least I can say that the animation quality and the visuals are much better than Shinka No Mi. Heh. But is it me as the final episode ramped up the CGI effects? Although CGI Yuuya in his armour doesn’t look all that bad, but it is still obvious that he turned into CGI. Like as though this became a cutscene from a game. Millepensee (Teekyuu, Kumo Desu Ga Nani Ka) produced this anime and the promotional poster of this series had me confused with the Berserk remake that the studio also made. Yeah, the dark shades looking similar to each other. And there I thought Yuuya was a handsomer version of Guts or something. Sheesh.

Voice acting, Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as Yuuya sounds pretty familiar in his trademark voice. He is no Kirito but it’s him. Surprisingly, there are a few seiyuus I recognized. Namely Ayana Taketatsu as Kaede, Mai Nakahara as Rin, Nobuhiko Okamoto as Ryou, Jun Fukuyama as Akira, Rina Hidaka as Yuti, Youko Hikasa as Glena and even Akari Kitou as Kaori. Of course the best cameo goes to MAMIKO NOTO AS YOMIKAWA!!! OMFG!!! I’M SO HAPPY TO HEAR HER VOICE ONCE AGAIN!!! Can we make this poison lover the main character in some spinoff?! Who knows, she could be the real head of the Dark Guild!!! Then there are Nao Touyama and Yuka Iguchi lending their talents here too. WHERE?! Oh… Night and Akatsuki respectively. Oh well, I wouldn’t have guessed in a million years.

The rest of the other casts are Kaori Maeda as Lexia (Shizuku in Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai), Ai Kakuma as Luna (Eris in Mushoku Tensei), Sayaka Senbongi as Miu (Shuna in Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken), Ayumu Murase as Shingo (Luck in Black Clover), Manami Numakura as Sawada (Pieck in Shingeki No Kyojin), Masaki Terasoma as Owen (Kiroranke in Golden Kamuy), Akio Ootsuka as Arnold (titular character in Black Jack) and Kazuhiko Inoue as Usagi (Gildarts in Fairy Tail). The opening theme is Gyakuten Geki by Tsukuyomi (heck, she sounds a lot like Miyuki Sawashiro). Anyway, it’s a fast paced rock piece and not really to my liking since the singer’s voice sometimes sound strange as some lines she tries to hit the high notes. As for the ending theme, Hachimitsu by Shikao Suga, it’s another rock piece with funky bass lines but with strange pacing at certain lines. Plus, the singer’s voice sounds gay so…

Overall, this is another run of the mill isekai themed anime. Nothing really special that would make it really stand out like the rest of the other animes in this overly crowded field. Obviously the many comments I read did not take kindly to these trash. Yeah, these people must have watched countless isekai animes like yours truly. And although there are a small number who praised and said good things about it, I am going to assume they are anime noobs. Young newcomers in this industry. Watch a few more of such craps and you’ll be heading down the same path of disappointment. Sorry people, watching anime isn’t some sort of privileged luxury and double life that I am leading. It is the only life that I have!!! And I won’t trade it for some isekai power up for it :-).

Isekai One Turn Kill Neesan

10 September, 2023

Are you tired of the same ol’ isekai trope of the main character being overpowered as f*ck and able to do whatever skills and magic so easily? For once, we would like to see one that is just as weak as a pussy! Oh damn, we get our wish in Isekai One Turn Kill Neesan. You see, our main character is given the isekai treatment but with the biggest catch of them all: He is as weak as f*ck! So how can he survive the other world without this basic cliché? Why, his sister is the overpowered as f*ck character! But because he already has established himself as some great hero and he can’t disappoint everyone, you can guess this means he is going to put up the greatest show-cum-lie that he is powerful as f*ck but his sister is doing all the overkills in the background. Now we understand why behind every successful man is a freaking overpowered woman!!!

Episode 1
Some orc brothers are happily and celebrating the destruction of a village. Asahi Ikusaba walks up to them and tell them to leave or they’ll regret it. They laugh and attack when his sister, Maya destroys them all with a single blow!!!! Flashback shows Asahi was killed in an accident after saving a child from an oncoming car. As you would’ve guessed, he gets transported to another world. He is fascinated with this isekai just like the games he played. WTF bootleg games he played?! Skyrom, Witser 3???!!! Since he doesn’t need his handphone anymore (thank goodness!), he sells it to get mani (money?!), enough to get him some decent gear. Then he goes to join a guild and right after leaving town, fights a wyvern. Uhm, too late to check your stats which is as low as f*cK! Stone throwing the only skill he’s got? At level 1?! So what now? Piss in your pants?! Better, he calls out to Maya for help. Suddenly she gets transported here! Damn, she takes down the wyvern in a single blow! As Asahi wonders if this sister is an illusion, Maya starts hugging him and all. Definitely it’s her. Maya has brother complex. Maya then explains she was devastated when Asahi got in an accident. But be assured, he isn’t totally dead but in coma in hospital. Then she heard him murmur about the isekai and thinks his spirit is there. Hence she bangs her head on the wall until she dies just to go there with him! As for why she is overpowered, she thinks it’s her love for him! Asahi thinks his fun is over and it’s time to get back. Only, they don’t know how!

Now we return to Maya just devastating the orcs just because they belittle him. All the villagers praise their heroes. Back at the guild, Asahi is congratulated as he ranks up tremendously. Got to admit the ranking system is unique. Instead of A, B, C, D, etc, it has rabbit class, knight class and so forth. Asahi is up to goblin class. But he is also warned the death penalty for falsifying ranks. Oh you know, one pretending to be a stronger class when you’re not. Oh sh*t. Hence he colludes with Maya to always make it look like he is super strong when she is the one doing the finishing. Whatever. As long as Asahi wishes it. Then checking Maya’s stats, Asahi thought it has nothing until he realizes it is only so because her stats are way off the mark!!! Then there is this parade whereby the hero party led by Siegfried (dragon class) who are tasked to destroy the Demon Lord. A jealous washed out hero speaks back about him and causes a minor nuisance. Everyone is scared but remembers Asahi as the only one who can stand up to him. Yeah, they’re chanting his name! So he makes a deal with Maya to stop this. Pretending he could crack open the ground, the ruffian gets scared and leaves. Everyone praises their hero. But soon, Asahi must make good his promise and give what nee-san wants. Oh my, is she going to rape him?!

Episode 2
Must be an accomplishment now that Asahi can kill a slime. Barely. Next morning, while Maya frolics in the bed warmth of her brother, Asahi goes down to the guild to see what quests he can take. Yeah, Tanya recommending really tough ones. After all, he is ogre class, right? He manages to give excuses to take on smaller ones so this mushroom gathering should be a cinch. While doing so, he is attacked by a bear. All he can do is run, right? He think Maya comes to his rescue after the bear dies in one zap. Can’t blame him to think this hot demon chick, Kilmaria is her because yeah, those boobs. With other bears around, she easily kills them with a single strike! Then she faces off with the boss of this forest, Bear Kaiser. Yeah, not much of a challenge either. Dead in 1 blow! Oh dear. Not another one hit kill character! Asahi learns she is one of the 6 generals serving the Demon Lord. And when she says she wants to find a man named Asahi to fight to the death after hearing how strong he is, you bet Asahi wants to get the hell out of there! Too bad he dropped his class badge as Kilmaria realizes who he is. He runs like hell until he bumps into Maya. Yup, her brother-in-danger sensor must be working. Maya accuses Kilmaria of trying to take her brother’s virginity?! Has she looked in a mirror recently?! So the tough buxom babes battle it out but obviously Maya is still stronger. Kilmaria can’t believe she is defeated and wants to be killed. However Asahi will not allow it since she saved him twice. Maya abides because he said so. To hide the fact he almost mistook Kilmaria for her, he will cook for her and this sends Maya’s horny urges to glomp all over him. Asahi need a third saving from Kilmaria?

Episode 3
Asahi still weak like hell and needs his sister’s help to kill those pesky goblins. Of course he has to put up with her perversion. Thinking of the need to get stronger to at least fend for himself, Maya suggests attacking her to get some of her XP. However he can’t do that and risk hurting her. How sweet. Here comes another Maya hug. Then he tests out this new skill of teleporting to escape from her clutches. It works! Well, used up all of his MP and now he’s a sitting duck as she gets him once more. He heads to the guild thinking he should find some party members. Tanya gives her opinion and tells of Balmung which is the hero’s party that has ideal members. Siegfried the hero for offensive attacks, Mimosa has all the magic, elven Shuulain covers long distance attacks while Gordon is the tank. However she lets him in on a secret: Balmung almost got wiped out by a mysterious enemy. Later Asahi stumbles into a drunkard being beaten up by punks. He doesn’t want to get involved but seeing they are going to kill him, Asahi jumps in as diversion for him to escape. However the drunkard beats them all up easily. Upon closer look, Asahi realizes he is Siegfried! As they talk, Siegfried explains they went to fight the Demon Lord but got owned by a single enemy (Kilmaria) and she didn’t even lift a finger. That demoralized the party and they disbanded soon after. Asahi thinks he gained valuable friendship but Siegfried tells the horrifying truth: Mimosa loves getting drunk, Shuulain is arrogant and looks down on others while Gordon is too shy to even converse. Have you even seen his real face?! But with Asahi still glad they were party members, this has Siegfried remember he was once like him. An innocent kid who just want to save the world. Maybe he needs to get back on his feet again.

Returning to the guild, Tanya quickly needs Asahi’s help since there are wyverns attacking in the outskirts. He will go back for necessary preparations (to get Maya) but time is of essence so Tanya puts him on a carriage right away. Oh boy. Will Asahi die now before the wyverns? Don’t worry, Kilmaria blasts them all! She wants to see him again to return the guild badge he dropped. But more wyverns show up. This time it is Maya to destroy them. Kilmaria relishes to fight her again but Maya ignores her like she never existed to go tend to her brother. Kilmaria will not have this sh*t so the girls start arguing pettily and if Maya won’t fight her, Kilmaria takes Asahi as hostage! Bad move because she doesn’t see the big sister coming and gets knocked down in an instant. As the ladies continue their quarrel, a wyvern attacks Asahi. They put aside their fight to go save him. There. Nothing like a little teamwork to save the day. Kilmaria wants to continue fighting Maya and once again kidnaps Asahi. However he uses his teleportation to escape. Surprised and amused by this, Kilmaria will let this slide and that will be enough for her today. See you next time. Asahi notices the ladies don’t really hate each other but still thinks Maya is all he needs in his party. Of course she misinterprets that in a pervy way and thinks it is his proposal to her. And it’s not that kind of pervy party he meant either!

Episode 4
Asahi the Ghostbuster? It all began when he was running out of funds to pay for the inn. So Tanya suggested a job that has a house reward. He accepted without knowing the details until Tanya said it is to exorcise a haunted mansion that belonged to some noble. But no worries, Maya will protect him, right? He doesn’t need to put up a fake front because Maya knows he is scared of ghosts. Outside the door, the ghost tells them to leave. But when Asahi tries to open the door, he got his energy zapped. Maya tries next. Because she got so much energy, the ghosts cannot absorb it all and vomits! Inside, Maya thinks now they can do whatever horny things they want! Yeah, which is scarier? The ghost or a pervy sister! Some poltergeist event as the ghost throws furniture at Asahi but each time a concerned Maya heals him up with her potions. So that’s where all the money went. Maya then calls out the ghost to fight. The ghost realizes her body is strong enough like the Demon Lord’s general and then possesses it. Oh dear. Asahi realizes the world will be in trouble with Maya’s incredible strength. He panics as he tries to escape. Luckily here comes Kilmaria looking for the siblings. After Asahi tells what happens, Kilmaria mocks Maya for getting possessed by a weak nobody. She is going to kill her but Asahi won’t allow her. Mainly because she’ll destroy the house! But he accidentally got his hand on her boobs. Well, that sure made Maya mad. With both busty babes all fired up, they’re going to settle this via… Arm wrestling? Damn, they aura is so strong it’s blowing away stuffs in the house! This house is a goner for sure… But in the end, Kilmaria loses. Maya then targets Asahi and pins him down. Asahi mans up as he shows his scary expression to tell the ghost off that nobody will take his precious Maya away. That is when the ghost gets kicked out and purified? Maya still scary, though. Yeah, still harassing Asahi! Turns out she was too strong for the ghost to possess and was just pretending. His statement made her come to her senses. But yeah, at least now they have a place to call their home. With Tanya praising Asahi for his exorcism that no high clerics could even accomplish, here is a heap of unresolved haunted quests for him to take! Feel free to take them all. Damn, see how fast Asahi bolts out!

Episode 5
Tanya tells Asahi a new dungeon popping up due to some mysterious land altering natural disaster. Yeah, Maya and Kilmaria’s fight was enough to do that!!! Of course Asahi’s quest is to explore it and judge if it’s safe for rookie adventurers to explore. Only a hero like him could do the job, RIGHT?! And so Asahi takes the job with Maya of course coming along. Asahi sets up so many traps but don’t worry, Maya is always there to save his ass. And her own. Uh huh. One nearly killed her but no worries. With an undead army, Asahi forbids her to use magic in fear of collapsing everything and get buried alive. Don’t worry. Her martial arts is enough to kick ass! Then they see a few bear cubs and believe they are orphans of that Bear Kaiser. Opening this place up will make them lose their home. As they return, Maya as usual is being promiscuous so Asahi has to tell her off. Then he gets hungry so she rushes off. WTF, without him?! Soon he is surrounded by monsters but manages to escape. In town, a cute girl calls to him and wants his company. However he senses danger and remains cautious. That girl is actually Kilmaria in disguise! After meeting the siblings, she is interested in human civilization. She wants him to show her around town. Imagine the traitorous tag he’ll get as a hero for showing a Demon Lord general around. Since she is putting on her cute face, I guess he relents. So wow, look at all those weak humans and buildings she would love to destroy! At the guild, Kilmaria makes Tanya jealous by clinging onto Asahi and looking like his girlfriend. Obviously she’s not pleased. Just when Asahi thought he got on Tanya’s good side… As they go eat, Kilmaria walks off without paying, almost starting a fight with the owner. Luckily Asahi will pay. There goes all his reward money… On the way back, they meet Siegfried but this guy gets scared upon seeing Kilmaria’s evil aura and takes his leave. Back home, Kilmaria wants to play a prank on Maria by pretending to be his girlfriend. He agrees to see her reaction. When they enter, Maya instantly beats her up! She can tell this imposter is Kilmaria. Can’t miss that aura. Maya has cooked a lot for him but Asahi just ate. How? Kilmaria vanishes all the food in his stomach so he gets to eat her cooking. Kilmaria wants to join in too but Maya forbids her. Throwing a tantrum like a kid, only thanks to Asahi’s grace that she is allowed to stay.

Episode 6
Sophie Peaceful was told by her mom about her destiny to meet the hero. She has been fascinated with this ever since. Meanwhile Asahi almost gets owned by a monster. As usual, Maya takes care of it. Due to that little scratch on his arm, she wants to lick to heal it?! He manages to escape back in town whereby he bumps into Sophie. Because of his kindness and humbleness, she thinks he is the hero before her rude party members call the slowpoke to join them in their dungeon raiding. At the guild, Tanya tells Asahi of an emergency. Due to a newly discovered dungeon, many adventurers have flocked there. But because of strong monsters, they returned. Except for 1 party. Asahi realizes it is Sophie’s party. Better go that quick before she gets eaten by this carnivorous plant! It is Maya who defeats the plants and Asahi saving her. But of course she only sees him and thinks he is truly the hero after checking the final checkmark that he is strong. Later she goes to introduce herself to him and she wants to join his party as his healer. Asahi thinks it’s a good idea. But does he need to have Maya’s permission? Fearing that she will beat up this cutie, surprisingly Maya accepts her since she respects Asahi! Then those party members of hers come by to blame her for everything. You think Sophie will get scared and cry. Surprise motherf*ckers! She shows her true colours and scolds them back for being useless! OMFG! Then she wants Asahi to beat them up! It is then he realizes she is trouble. But how? Maya throws pepper smoke and then beats them up in a flash. Asahi is sad as he thought she would be the modest and comforting type. Oh Maya, she thinks she is already that for him! Soon, Tanya has Asahi take up this quest of collecting killer bee honeys. Too bad Maya is busy fighting with Kilmaria over some green pepper! So Sophie invites herself to join him on this quest. But as she notices him sluggishly taking out the killer bees and not that strong killer hero she thought, he comes up with an excuse he can’t fight thoughtlessly and destroy the ecosystem. Because of that, she brings back the entire swarm including the queen so he can kill them all more efficiently! This girl is sure trouble! How can weakling Asahi protect her now that she is going to be killed?! Suddenly a huge log takes it out. Sophie agrees to take the honeys back to the guild first. Asahi then realizes it is those sisters fighting all the way here and that’s what saved his ass. They go home together. Next day, Asahi goes to the guild and he starts feeling guilty because Sophie has been waiting there the whole night for him!

Episode 7
Flashback shows Maya protected Asahi from a dog despite the dog being quite docile. But even after that, Asahi wept because he felt he was powerless and couldn’t protect Maya. Now we see Maya destroy a monster boss with her fist. So much so other monsters are scared of this monster and run! There is a weak group of monsters that couldn’t run so Asahi thinks of killing it. However they soon start some weird dance. Suddenly… Asahi loves Maya?! Maya would love to reciprocate this wish that has finally come true but then Asahi knocks his head on the ground and the spell wears off. Aww, damn! So close. Asahi then realizes the monsters have some sort of confusion inducing effect so he tries to get rid of them. However Maya stops him and wants the monsters to do the dance again. OR ELSE! Each time Asahi turns into an onee-sama loving boy, Maya gets excited and her blast gives his head a good knock, reverting him back to normal. Maya forces the monsters to dance again. Rinse and repeat. Until one moment whereby Asahi says he wants to marry her, Maya is daydreaming about their wedding day until some Demon Lord general is going to pound them for revenge on his brethren. Surprisingly Asahi goes up to protect Maya despite being weak and scared. The general laughs and before he can kill Asahi, Maya kills him off for laughing at her brother’s bravery! But Asahi continues to cry as he blames himself for being weak. Maya this time says otherwise because he is kind for jumping in to protect others. He hopes to become strong to protect her. A comet smashes onto Asahi’s head. Okay you monsters, time to do your stuff. Too bad Maya’s blast killed them too! So how? Maya tries to copy that cringe dance herself! No effect. I’m sure Asahi has a different confusion now.

When Asahi visits the guild, it seems the other receptionists mention Tanya is on her day off and on a date. Asahi leaves and didn’t recognize this cutie as Tanya until she points out. Turns out her date is accompanying her little brother, Roy. Too bad he is very shy around strangers. The siblings are like day and night. Reminds of another pair too, right? Since Roy likes hearing adventure stories, once he hears this Asahi is THAT Asahi, he gets motivated. Then he suggests Asahi become their escort since they need to get something in the next town. Oh dear. Imagine if Asahi gets exposed as a weakling. Disappointing! Too bad he can’t refuse after seeing Roy’s innocent begging eyes. Along the way, suddenly a wyvern pops up. Don’t worry, Asahi will defeat it, right? Oh sh*t… Seeing Roy is very scared and how Tanya is protecting-cum-assuring him, Asahi does the best he can to protect. Only, his weak ass skills can do no jack sh*! Then as the wyvern is going to throw some breath, he throws a stone into its throat, causing it to choke and explode! OMFG! What a fluke! Roy is still sad because he was useless. Asahi motivates him to work hard so he can become strong to protect Tanya one day. As they walk home, it seems the wyvern is still alive and going to make its kill but it snuffed out by Maya. Don’t you f*cking dare! She notes how Asahi has grown and will celebrate this with her cooking.

Episode 8
As usual, Asahi needs his ass saved by his big sisters. If there’s one good thing, looks like he has levelled up and gained a new light magic. Oh yeah. The symbol of goodness, right? When a bull charges through the streets, Asahi thought of using it to show off. Well, just a light. Curses! But hey, the rampaging stopped, no? Tanya then has Asahi take on a mission to take out criminal guilds. Oh you know, bad people abusing the adventurer system for their own gain. Just like those who fake their ranks. Such scums. Heh. This mission is requested by a famous noble house, Brigande since this is tarnishing the nobles’ image. Asahi takes up the job to eliminate Dark Crisis while another group handles Overdose. And as expected, Maya and Kilmaria eliminate everything and everybody. When Dark Crisis’ leader decides to fight Asahi as he is of the same rank, it couldn’t get any worse as Sophie brings more adventurers to help and also to see Asahi’s greatness! Don’t worry, Maya and Kilmaria assisting him in the back makes it as though Asahi is still the top adventurer. Meanwhile Gloria Brigande and her battle maid, Kuon easily disposes off Overdose. Noting about top dog Asahi, she wants to cross swords with him to verify his skill. You might think the villagers are giving Asahi a huge feast as thanks. That and also they have a favour to ask for him to save their village from being terrorized by orcs. Oh boy, don’t look now because they’re here! Asahi gets owned at first and he is about to watch a few villagers die. Until Kuon kills them all. Gloria eliminates the orc boss and then confronts Asahi and is certain he is a fake. Busted? A young villager girl throws rocks at Gloria for badmouthing her hero. This has Gloria decide to duel him to prove his deceit. Suddenly had not Kuon sense a killing force and shove Gloria out of the way, she could’ve been cut in half like the ground! Obviously Maya assisting from afar.

Because Gloria embarrassingly exposed herself, she now challenges him to an official duel. Yeah, it’s like a big festival where people can buy tickets to go watch a fight in the arena! As expected, Asahi is the favourite since everyone has high hopes he’ll take down this b*tch. Gloria goes on the offensive as Asahi is reduced to dodging. Uhm, where’s the assist from his sisters? Yeah, they’re supposed to do that but Kuon is suspecting them and keeping an eye on them. Kilmaria gets desperate, even risking to reveal her true demon form to save Asahi but Maya calms her down and tells her to believe in him. He can sometimes exceed expectations. As Gloria is still wary of his moves, Asahi uses this to his advantage by using his light magic to blind her and then hold his sword at her throat. Obviously Asahi wins. He bested her without lifting his sword. Why? Because he can’t lift his sword against a girl. Oh dear. Typical cliché fashion Gloria is now in love with him. She admits defeat and runs away flustering, hoping to meet again another day. Later as Maya and Kilmaria congratulate Asahi for winning without their help, Maya is about to reveal Kilmaria’s actions only to be beaten up. Oh no, are the sisters going to have a duel to settle it?!

Episode 9
Asahi and Maya are on a quest to retrieve some flower. Oh, look who wants to join them. Damn, it’s Sophie! Oh dear. She claims she is good in finding things. Turns out she is just guessing them. Feeling insecure with her, he hopes Maya can accompany her but who knows, the girls go away and leave him alone as the big sister would love to tell all about her little brother’s embarrassing stories. Asahi is attacked by goblins but once again saved by Kilmaria. They then stumble upon a village in which the villagers’ souls are being sucked by this necromancer, Malvekanth. Asahi fights him but is going to have his soul sucked too. Of course Kilmaria to the rescue. Malvekanth recognizes Kilmaria as he is one of the Demon Lord’s generals. He thinks with her here, they can go conquer the human cities. Asahi then denies Kilmaria as one who kills indiscriminately because she is a kind person who saved him many times. Malvekanth doesn’t believe but after hearing all that, Kilmaria kills off the necromancer. They reunite with Maya and Sophie and looks like they’ve found the flower. Of course Maya has told lots of embarrassing stories by then… Back at the guild, Tanya congratulates Asahi for killing Malvekanth. He is this close to another promotion! Oh my. Making his way out, obviously Gloria is waiting for him and it is obvious she wants to date him but being the panicky woman, she can’t take this moment with Asahi alone and calls out for Kuon. Despite the many simulations they’ve practiced, Gloria still loses her sh*t in meeting the real deal. Kuon wants to tell the truth but Gloria shuts her up. Maid abuse. Asahi thinks they still suspect him of falsifying his rank so Gloria goes with that and will ascertain this via a quest to find missing adventurers. In the woods, Kuon gives cliché romantic tropes on how to get close to him. Too bad Gloria being the muscle head exerts too much power. Ah, the pain. Then they find the missing adventurers and the culprit is this treant. Gloria in dreamland gets captured. However realizing this exposes and puts her in an embarrassing position, she powers up and cuts down the monster tree. Might the worst date ever for Gloria especially when Asahi saw her pantsu. Definitely a memorable date for the wrong reasons. Back home, Maya loses to Kilmaria in cards. So she gets back at her via wrestling. Nobody beats her in that.

Episode 10
Asahi gets a rude awakening with Kuon in his room. She is here because she needs his help. So, to help Gloria move her things because she wants to live independently from her family? Well, if she can get away from her clingy maids and butler, Sebastian. Eventually she does. And so the place she’ll be living in is her own villa. Yeah, such a huge place. Asahi so weak, he is struggling to lift a single crate and Gloria thinks a man’s help helped alleviate some work?! Isn’t Gloria doing all the work?! Sebastian then hires top adventurer, Tigga Hildebrandt to bring back Gloria as he believes Asahi is deceiving her. But that will be the last of them as they sense Maya’s killing aura. Uhm, gotta go! Panicky Gloria has served too many a tea to Asahi as Kuon gives her ideas in having Asahi to stay. One of them being forming a clan. Asahi then talks to Tanya about it and Sophie heard it and wants to be part of it. Then Gloria sees them close together and gets jealous and storms off. Kuon hints to Asahi that Gloria lacked friends and has nobody to depend on. She hopes he could be that person. But Asahi mentions that Kuon is already that dependable person. Okay then. Care to be the second? Back home, Asahi ponders his clan members and of course Maya knows what is troubling him. So they talk about this clan issue but as Asahi thinks Maya is the main character, she points out that he is the main one. She explains all the instances whereby he saved the rest of the girls. Stats have nothing to do with it and right now he is the strongest. Wow. So strong that he is crying. So while the clan is formed, but soon they hit a problem: Asahi has been petrified by a basilisk! The rest desperate try to find ways to heal him. This means Maya is left alone with him as she tries to flirt with the statue thinking it would heal him! All the while, unknowingly that Asahi is still conscious in this state! Eventually when all options fail, the girls think of getting into a hot bath with him! He is not frozen food! Oh yeah, hot sexy naked girls all around him! Boner is stoner! HAHAHA!!! With that failing, Maya tries to sneakily kiss him as cure. Luckily Kilmaria just arrived to beat up this pervert. Learning what happened, Kilmaria uses her healing magic to easily break Asahi’s spell. Maya then learns about Asahi’s consciousness during his petrification and shows us her feminine blushing side we never see. Asahi registers his clan and as everyone suggests names, Maya then hands it in and makes it official: Super Asahi Legion! WTF…

Episode 11
Tanya wants Asahi to take on this mission to take out sharks terrorizing people at the beach. He is excited for this because well, as a B-grade movie lover, he thinks the sharks here have evolved or something. Whatever. Surely Maya would also love this beach outing but it’s all ruined because his legion and even Tanya herself are here. There goes their private time. However Kuon makes the announcement that Gloria and her have already taken out all the sharks upon arrival. With the mission completed, I guess the rest of the episode is nothing more than a beach episode! Oh yeah! Swimsuit time! Tanya and Sophia wear normal school swimsuit as Maya’s is the same as her usual dress. This is all part of Kuon’s plan as Gloria has the most amazing swimsuit to have Asahi’s eyes on her. Until Kilmaria shows up in her super sexy swimsuit that is close to being a violation. Oh heck, it already is! Then the girls start to compete with each other because whoever wins gets a voucher to do whatever they want with Asahi for a whole day! Oh dear. Look at those scheming eyes… But soon it is all interrupted when 10 shark bosses are here to seek revenge on their fallen brethren. Don’t worry, the ladies power up and pummel them all. But when one of them targets Maya from behind, Asahi tries to save her and gets thrown into the whirlpool. Maya quickly jumps in to save him. When Asahi comes to, Maya is glad he is alright. Looks like the duo have been washed away to another island. No need to worry, the rest will come look for them. So in the meantime, they’ll just hang out and have fun. Yeah, what a fun survival this is. Building their own cabin and having nice food. At the end of the day, the duo reminisce their times together and Asahi is glad she is here. Before she can violate his chastity, the shark king appears. Revenge time. That won’t happen as the other girls pop up to fight it. Then it dawned to Asahi that the girls have been here all along and heard his embarrassing lines. Care to re-enact everything?! In actuality, Maya won the voucher and this was all a setup for them to have the day alone together. Shark king summons his fallen bosses and form a mecha! OMFG! Where are the shark features?! Of course, Maya is mad her time with Asahi is ruined as she puts Moses to shame by splitting the sea and killing off shark king! OMFG! Yeah, the one to be feared is her. Later Kilmaria argues with her about doing this earlier on instead of waiting for the last minute. More fun this way? Yeah, we all had fun.

Episode 12
It rained heavily last night. Maya and Kilmaria thought it was romantic enough to smooch Asahi but he escapes, almost leaving them getting lesbo with each other. Well, good to know they’re not yuri! By morning, they thought the town is slightly flooded. However as Asahi gets attacked by the ‘water’, turns out this is one big slime. Everyone evacuates to higher ground. Asahi stumbles into Tanya who tells about the legendary slime who gets bigger after absorbing water. Since Roy is missing, Asahi offers to go find him. Of course he warns Maya and Kilmaria to not do anything as he knows they’ll take down and burn everything along with the slime. While they obey his words, they know who the perpetrator is and go confront her. Asahi finds Roy as he is trapped after sheltering an injured girl. Asahi helps carry her to run to the safety of the cathedral. The perpetrator also has unleashed monsters from another dimension to attack the people. I guess this is where other characters pop up to prove their worth. From Balmung to Siegfried, it’s time for their moment of redemption. Asahi’s side finds shelter at the cathedral as Sophie works overtime to heal others, even if she is on the verge of collapsing. But with Asahi here, this gives her the strength to continue. Then we see her ex-comrades crying like babies for being injured. She heals and tells them to STFU because it’s just plain demoralizing. That should shut them up.

Meanwhile nobles living at higher grounds refuse to open their gates to the people. The only one left is Gloria’s household. At first Sebastian warns her about bringing in the chaos but she doesn’t care because it is her duty to help the people. Sebastian is happy with her growth and lets the people in. Gloria and Kuon then go to town to find Asahi. Meanwhile Maya and Kilmaria confront the culprit. Kilmaria knows Guriligula as she is one of the Demon Lord’s generals. She thinks they can’t best her. Oh, how wrong she is. Her attacks have no effect on them as Kilmaria sends her flying through several towers. That’s not the worst part. Because Maya is going to finish her off with this whatever Big Sis Forever move. WTF… As Gloria and Kuon rendezvous with Asahi, he has Kuon use her skills to find the core of the slime. She does so and when they try to destroy it, it becomes defensive and moves high up into the air. Asahi then has Gloria toss him high up and that’s where he uses his level 2 stone throwing ability to destroy the core! Don’t worry about him falling to his death because here Maya is to catch him. As for Guriligula, she is thrown into a deep pit with all the slime. Happy swimming. Slime threat zero. Soon, Asahi is promoted to golem class. Back home, everyone celebrates Asahi’s heroics but this party is turning into some rowdy bash. Then the girls fight over whom Asahi should receive a kiss from! He escapes outside to see Maya sitting alone. Giving him time as the star? Asahi thanks her for being his sister. Sorry, he’s not going to kiss you. But everyone now makes a fuss and blames Asahi for making Gloria cry because he won’t kiss her! Even Maya too. So hard being a hero…

One Punch Sisters
Well, not sure if this promotion that Asahi got is actually valid. I mean yes, legally he deserved it for saving the town despite his part feels really minimal but still, it’s an achievement. What I meant is that if this means he won’t need to go round hiding his fake class because now he has been promoted to a higher and legit class. My guess he still needs to do so because imagine being caught red-handed of being weak so I think that will erode the trust in the people faster than the slime got drained into the pit! At least Asahi’s reputation would seem less shady and technically he still needs to hide his weakness if he is going to continue staying in this isekai.

Good thing or bad thing, there is no real story to follow as the episodes are all seemingly standalone and random. I’m not going so far as to say that you could see them in any order because the series still follows some flow, there is no solid plot as far as I can see. Oh you know, isekai world in danger via resurrection of the greatest and evilest Demon Lord. And hence the chosen one must prepare himself and his him on a quest to take down that threat and bring peace to the land once more. Yeah. That kind of typical cliché story. But I suppose I knew such would be a stretch considering I read the synopsis of this anime so this wouldn’t be remotely possible in the first place.

Therefore every episode is mostly about Asahi and Maya as they just, uhm, frolic around? Is that the correct thing to say? Sure, Asahi gets roped in to do big quests against his will but that itself doesn’t say or contribute much to the plot in this context. I’m sure every episode plays out in this similar fashion/pattern: Asahi gets into some sort of trouble/misadventure. Can’t fight his way out because he is too weak. But don’t worry, his sister or stronger female character will be there to save the day and save his ass. That’s the basic gist about it. Having fun are we in this isekai?

Which brings me to talk about the strange isekai situation the siblings are in. Seriously, how were they summoned? It wasn’t some God’s mistake nor some desperate king using his elite mages to do the summoning. Suddenly they just get into this world. Normally one has to be totally killed off in the original world or at least summoned as a whole. However, Asahi and Maya are still living and it boggles my mind how this is even possible that they get transported. Whatever flimsy excuses for them to go to the isekai, however being alive and getting the isekai treatment at the same time is not so alien especially with recent animes I have seen like that retirement savings one as well another one in the same season, Iseleve. But really, I can’t see the need why they didn’t kill off the siblings (too cruel?) or is there some sort of plot twist where they return to their world eventually? That must be it, right? Or worst of all, this is all a figment of imagination of Maya!!! SAY IT ISN’T SO!!! PLEASE, NO!!!!

As for the characters, they’re pretty basic and generic. Like Asahi who is different than many other isekai main characters because of the obvious trait that he is bloody weak. Forget about being overpowered, this guy is not even the decent threshold of being strong. That’s the only thing ‘refreshing’ about this guy because we’re all so bored so overpowered main characters who can just do about anything, right? So yeah, even if Asahi is a weak ass pussy who is even struggling to kill the lowest form of monsters, can’t complain because he’s not overpowered. But damn, lady luck is on his side because he has got several overly strong ladies by his side. As long as he can keep up with his charade, he’ll get to breathe longer. My guess is that at this point even if the rest finds out about Asahi’s bluff, it’s not like they’re going to suddenly have a change in opinion and ditch him, right? Oh wait. It is that kind of anime and they might! So keep putting that sham, Asahi. Your life literally depends on it.

As said, the woman behind Asahi’s ‘success’ is of course no other than his sister, Maya. She’s the one who pulls him through rough and tough situations. Obviously being overpowered also comes with its quirks. Oh heck, it’s just Maya herself. Yes, it would be boring if Maya is overpowered but a normal sister. Hence they turn her into some sort of obsessed buranko and a pervert. This is okay only because Maya as a girl is given a free pass. Imagine if the genders were reversed. That would be so f*cking disturbing! And yes, those sexy boobs and cleavage distracted us too. As a serial Asahi lover, this is both good and bad because as we’ve seen, this obsession of hers is what makes enemies unable to hold a candle to her as she gets to destroy them in just a single blow. Don’t you dare mock or bully her little brother. Otherwise a thousand deaths aren’t enough! And of course for comedic purpose and running joke, we see her try to get a piece of Asahi’s chastity as a reward but thank goodness somehow he is strong in repelling her on that. Or maybe he is just lucky. Because I believe Maya didn’t go all out to rape him. Imagine if Asahi becomes depressed or hate her for life after that. Yes, irreversible damage. So she’s just being pervy enough to take out her horniness on him to ‘replenish’ her vitality. Asahi will always be her baby. To show that she is not some deviant pervy monster, that rare private moment of Maya showing her flustering and feminine side. Never thought you would see this gorilla do that, huh? Well yeah, that is prove that Maya is still a girl underneath that tough exterior. Oh, what if Maya putting up all this act because this has become so ingrained in the family? Nah!

Preventing Maya’s huge monopoly on Asahi is of course the other ‘big sister’ AKA Kilmaria. When you have got one of the strongest generals of the Demon Lord, oh heck, I believe Kilmaria is the strongest of the lot, then it either shows you are a very strong person or in Asahi’s case, a freaking lucky person. Obviously Kilmaria has been drawn to Asahi’s strength and it is not the physical kind but the one in his heart. Ah yes, should’ve mentioned this earlier about Asahi because his biggest strength is his heart. Which makes him as generic as other isekai main characters. Even if he is physically weak, he will still try to protect his loved ones. Thus Kilmaria continues to hang out with Asahi because of the kindness she showed him. I bet she is willing to even betray and kill the Demon Lord himself if it ever gets down to that! So with 2 strong ladies fighting over Asahi, it is classic case of the idiom when the elephants fight, the ants below get trampled. While Maya will always have the slight edge over Kilmaria, having these buxom babes battle it out will be even more terrifying than fighting the Demon Lord. Yeah, their powers can literally change the shape of the land! Oh Asahi, you’re the reason and fault why these ladies are so!

Next in the pecking order of this romance thingy for Asahi is Gloria. Ah yes, the only way to make a strong woman submit to a guy like Asahi is strength. Even if it is fake. Poor girl, under the impression that Asahi is strong as f*ck, now she finds herself falling head over heels over him but has no clue on what to do to get closer. Thank goodness for her maid-cum-confidante Kuon who will be giving her the suggestions and pulling most of the strings. So far not working out… And yes, I believe Kuon too has feelings for Asahi because of his smooth operator comments about her. It’s because of her poker face and her utmost mission to serve and put Gloria first is the reason why we don’t see her proactively enter this rat race. Which is also a good thing so it doesn’t sully her character.

I am not sure if Sophie has romantic interests in Asahi because so far she is shown to just be a person who admires him a lot. However, Sophie is a trouble magnet and often brings lots of misfortune to Asahi whether she realizes it or not. I’m sure Asahi would have been saved from a lot of troubles had Sophie did not go out of her way and make the initiative to make things harder for him! So far so good for Asahi. Last but not least, Tanya the guild receptionist feels like Asahi’s personal secretary. The way she eagerly recommends tough jobs for him since only the hero can handle it, are there no other worthy adventurers to tackle such cases?! Like Sophie, I don’t see her harbouring obvious romantic interests in Asahi but it could be possible since lately she’s hanging out with Super Asahi Legion and she has shown some jealousy when cute women cling too close to him. With Asahi saving Roy recently, this could probably be the clincher that Tanya may not want Asahi to be just Roy’s big brother. Or I might be just overthinking…

I find Siegfried as the most redundant character because why need to show us a washed up hero? Is it to further glorify Asahi as the new hero? So were his band of not so merry party members, each with their own peculiar and not so admirable traits. No wonder they broke up and never regrouped. Yeah, final episode gave these characters and other dickheads a little bit more of redemption and pride back. It tells us that when there’s an occasion that threatens the people, they can still rise up to the occasion.

The action bits if I should say are literally boring because as we all know, Maya is so overpowered and she can literally end the fight in just a single punch. So the most amusing part is to see the enemies talk big and get overly cocky because they don’t know what will literally hit them. Yeah, it will be their last so to speak. So yeah, in that sense, many of such fights felt comical in this nature because you’ve got enemies who are arrogant and think nobody can defeat them until they realized too late who they’re dealing with. At first I wanted to correlate those with big boobs having big powers as seen in Maya and Kilmaria and then Gloria. While Tanya and Sophie are not as powerful because they are flat chest. But then Kuon had to destroy this formula but that’s okay, she’s maid character and I approve of her! Thus it makes me wonder if all those powers are stored in the boobs! HAHAHA! Oh well, if you got it, flaunt it! Maya and Kilmaria walking around showing their dangerous cleavage shows either this world is gay or this is so normalized.

I have to be honest that the art and animation quality look a bit inferior. Like as though after the initial work, nobody did some cleaning up or QC. Hence in many scenes, the visuals may look a bit rough around the edges and thus if I should say, a bit amateurish. I’m not saying the whole thing looks like sh*t but had some QC or improvements being made, it would have at least looked somewhat a bit better. Even the characters looked slightly less detailed and at certain angles, looking a lot simpler. And I’m not talking about those comical moments where for example Maya and Asahi turn into almost chibi versions of themselves when the former starts pounding the latter with her insatiable and unwarranted brotherly love. Yikes.

I have to wonder if Maya’s sexy design if it was taken inspiration from Yoko of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann fame. I had to do a double take on Gloria as I thought new character, Hildegard from that Smartphone sequel which was also running in the same season, entered the wrong anime! Same case for Sophie. Did Elaina from Majo No Tabitabi quit being a witch and now she’s a healer? I thought Kuon had an uncanny resemblance to Megumin of KonoSuba fame, Kilmaria a certain dragon girl in Manaria Friends while Tanya a certain annoying healer in Kono Healer Mendokusai. Yeah, anime girls all looking the same to me now. This anime is done by Gekkou, a very new anime studio and this is their debut work.

Voice acting is at least pretty standard. Having heard Ami Koshimizu in a main role for quite a while so it’s nice to hear her again as Kilmaria. Then there’s Kikuko Inoue making her cameo as Sophie’s mom while Yoshitsugu Matsuoka and Tomokazu Sugita as short-lived roles of Malvekanth and Tigga respectively. Not forgetting Nobuyuki Hiyama as the shark king. At first I thought it was Yuuichi Nakamura behind Siegfried but sadly I was mistaken. Yuuma Uchida voiced him instead (Musashi in Orient). Aoi Yuuki as Guriligula, despite her short cameo, she was really going crazy with the character. I thought she was going to strain her voice the way she made her character scream with glee like that. The rest of the other casts are Yuki Sakakihara as Asahi (Robota in Lycoris Recoil), Haruka Shiraishi as Maya (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy), Azumi Waki as Sophie (Special Week in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby), Sora Tokui as Gloria (Nero in Tantei Opera Milky Holmes), Rio Tsuchiya as Tanya (Ranka in SSSS.Dynazenon) and Konomi Kohara as Kuon (Chika in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai).

The first opening theme is Karei One Turn by Trysail. Truly, this is one of those weird denpa songs. Upbeat, lively and of course weird. However I find it annoying especially with that background sound effect. The whole song has this comical and joke-like feel to it and that kind of sound effect makes it sound even, uhm, jokier? I don’t think there’s such a word but there, I coined it. Thank goodness they changed the opening theme halfway. A rare feat for a single cour anime series but I guess Follow You also by Trysail is less annoying and sounds more like a generic upbeat anime pop. However it seems I find the tune of this song bloody familiar (especially the main verse), although I can’t seem to put my finger on it right now… (Is it Okubyou Emotion from Steam Detectives?).

The weirdest song is of course the ending song. Mukyuu Platonic by Valis has heavy techno dubstep bass, weird robotic-like sound effects and the song is overall dramatic. Topping off the weirdness is the weird tango dance between Asahi and Maya towards the end. And I thought this was Maya’s mind of mental asylum craziness. I mean, the animation starts off with what looks like a tormented Maya and the edgy animation style goes well with it. Then it starts to descend into a weird dance and finally that tango. Yikes. What the hell was that all about? And you thought the small group dance in the second opener was weird enough. I hope this is not the actual state of Maya’s mind!

Overall, just another generic and passable anime series in my books. Main character is a weakling might look like a unique point but eventually is overshadowed by his overpowered female characters. Yes, so this is technically still a typical overpowered isekai genre but the main character is just ‘misplaced’. Also a harem anime because obviously. There are lots of goofiness and cringe (especially the dances in the opening and ending credits) but in its own way I guess if you can look past all that, it is still somewhat fun and enjoyable. Yeah, that coming from me who is so numb after watching such genres every season. All in all, who needs to be overpowered are bequeathed special tools like Smartphone or farming gears when one goes over to the isekai. All you need is the power of family bonds! Your big sister is all that you need to solve your isekai woes. But don’t ask me. I don’t have a big sister to begin with.

Explosion! Sorry, this isn’t some animated version of one or any one of those Michael Bay’s explosive movies. But you know a character is famous enough to warrant her own prequel spinoff and that is why fans of a certain explosive chick can rejoice with Kono Subarashii Sekai Ni Bakuen Wo. Fancy on seeing the life of Megumin and how she became an infatuated explosion nerd before she joined Kazuma’s bizarre party? Well, wonder no more as we see the rise and (mis)adventures of the one and only Megumin from her sleepy remote village of Crimson Demon mages to, uhm, how we all know her as it is. Life is one heck of an explosive adventure for Megumin. Literally, so to speak. Time to have a blast. But let’s hope it all won’t blow up in her (and our) face.

Episode 1
Long ago, Megumin witnessed some busty babe, Wolbach doing some explosion magic. It gave her the motivation to pursue this field. Not sure what Megumin did to help but she is grateful and will grant her any wish. Uhm, she might want to scale that down a bit because she can’t grant Megumin’s wish of world domination, huge boobs or even becoming a Demon Lord! And so she settles for teaching her magic. But she warns of the many demerits of it. Now we see Megumin catching crayfish with her little sister, Komekko. They return home and to their delight, their parents prepared sukiyaki for dinner! Got some meat! 2 each! Yeah! Such luxury! Thanks to today’s sale of selling an adventurer some magic item. They even have enough money to buy Megumin new clothes. One that she will wear to the local magic school she enrolled: Red Prison. Yeah, not many students this year. Count ‘em. Just 11 of them including Megumin and Yunyun. Not many remember Yunyun who is the village chief’s daughter. Even more so she is quite shy but weird enough to go up to an unimpressed Megumin to proclaim as her rival. Because her reason of enrolment is to defeat her? As the teacher starts class and explains all the magic, Megumin wonders why there is no mention of explosive magic. Because it’s a joke magic! Everyone laughs. During practical, the teacher claims that it is not being calm or power that is the most important thing but to look cool! WTF?! Yeah, see how cool he summons this thunderstorm. Everyone pairs up and Yunyun is unfortunate to be paired with the teacher. Because she is so shy and lacks confidence, Megumin feigns being sick to sit out so Yunyun could partner with her partner, Arue. Then it rains and those naughty tulips start running away? Yeah, got to be barbaric and catch all them the hard way without magic. Getting down and dirty, eh? Later Megumin ponders about explosive magic and knows it’s real and not a joke. Because on that day she saw Wolbach using her explosive magic to seal a demon which is supposed to be her other half. Megumin vows to master it and become like her.

Episode 2
Komekko shows Megumin something she caught: What’s this cute little black cat? After getting permission from her to keep it for herself, Megumin brings it to school where all the girls fawn over its cuteness. Sneaky plan to have its meal covered by them… But will the teacher allow it? Nope! Whatever lies Megumin cooks up from this feline being a fragment of her soul and that being away from her will make it go berserk, the teacher doesn’t buy it and in fact wants to see all that! But today’s lesson is special. Because of some seal weakened, monsters came out. Luckily the villagers took care of it so the weakened remnants are left behind. Hence the girls are to raise their level by defeating those. Oh right, please form groups too. Yunyun too slow to ask Megumin and thus Arue beats her to it. Megumin is going to show her grace and let Yunyun join her but Dodonko and Funifura invite her and she gladly accepts. Oh Megumin, is this how it feels to be cucked?! The teacher demonstrates what the girls need to do. Megumin thinks she can kill this lizard creature mercilessly but it puts up fight until Megumin eventually wins. Tough. Yunyun can’t bring herself to kill this cute rabbit. Oh, Megumin going to help guide her! Have you no compassion?! Suddenly a huge gargoyle pops up. Everyone runs! Until a huge explosion kills it. Turns out it is from Bukkorori. In short, he is an idiot. How did he get trapped in this pit? His love for the town’s most beautiful girl, Soketto. Yeah, stalker material. His logic of digging a hole so she could fall in and then he’ll come help her out. Good thing the girls leave this wacko in the hole. The girls are shocked to see gargoyles attacking their town. But don’t worry, the teacher, the principal and a few other guys show off their light magic to destroy them. While it all looks cool, Megumin realizes this is not the kind of magic she wants. The explosive kind where heat burns your skin, the painful smoke and glaring light that pains your eyes, the shockwave that leaves you trembling. That’s the kind of explosion magic she wants! These guys went overboard and as they destroy the entire village! WTF?! Then they make some great speech that their fight continues, blah, blah, blah… Felt like an excuse to cover up their mistake. But don’t worry, the next day, the village is fixed back to normal! The power of working overtime? To Megumin’s dismay, everyone decides to call her familiar as Megumin. It’s part of her soul, right? Well, Megumin will not take any of this sh*t!

Episode 3
Yes, everyone still calling the cat Megumin so the girl herself wants them (especially Yunyun) to name it. Kuro because it’s black? Yeah, Megumin finding it lame! The teacher then tells everyone to self-study because with monsters getting active, all the adults need to go stop them. Usually rivalry between Megumin and Yunyun at the library. So when Dodonko and Funifura invite Yunyun to be their friend, oh yeah, that’s the buzzword for Yunyun. They happily make her hair until Megumin ruins it all by stealing her hair bands just to shoot some pesky little spider! Obviously Yunyun chews her out for her immaturity. It’s the first time her friends did her hair and she was not going to change it for the rest of her life! But look who’s back? Yeah. Bukkorori managed to get out of the hole with his teleport as he proclaims his love with Soketto. Everyone not impressed with this stalker and buries him with books?! But soon Bukkorori ropes in Megumin and Yunyun for his devious scheme. As they stalk Soketto training alone in the forest, he wants them to ask her what kind of guy she likes. Wouldn’t it easier to ask her directly since she is a fortune teller? Oh well, if Bukkorori is going to treat them lunch, Megumin is on the plan. That includes making Yunyun the baddie and threatening Soketto with her ornamental dagger before Bukkorori swoops in to save the day. Yes, this method is way cooler than Bukkorori killing monsters to earn a living. Must be done flashily! He turns himself invisible and gets too close so Soketto beats him up. That is when she reveals she thinks he hates her so please stop stalking her! Suddenly macho bears attack! Bukkorori mans up and uses his flames to get them. Too bad Soketto gets dragged into the flaming mess. Oh dear. Beat down time. But after she learns his intentions, she’ll give him a free fortune reading. So who is his future lover? That person will pop up in her crystal ball. Any time now… None! Oh dear. Doomed to be alone? Poor Bukkorori thinks this is worse than being rejected. Poor guy runs away crying. Yeah, even the girls feel bad for him. They ask Soketto if she ever takes her own reading. Apparently fortune tellers can’t read their own fortunes. With some low level monsters wandering into the vicinity, the teacher wants the students to walk home in pairs. So, Yunyun hinting Megumin? She is about to agree but Dodonko and Funifura usurp her. Surprisingly, Yunyun decides to go with Megumin. So are they rivals or friends? Okay, friends for today and they can resume rivalry tomorrow. Frenemies maybe…

Episode 4
Megumin is top of the class and gets a potion to level up as reward. But to her surprise, Yunyun is not even in the top 3 and there is definitely something wrong with her as she doesn’t feel like challenging her today. Later Yunyun privately talks to Megumin about the meaning of friends. And money. Basically Funifura’s brother got sick and since the family has no money, the friends thought of raising some money to buy medicine. Personally, Yunyun thought doing so would be rude. Of course Megumin has a quirky ideas so Yunyun believes she’s trying to subtly help her. Then there’s the case of the seal of some Dark God weakening. Megumin thought instead of having everyone reseal it, why not just break it and defeat it? The idea did come up but I guess the village wanted to sound cool for having sealed the Dark God right underneath their village. After Megumin sees Yunyun gives the money to her friends, she confronts them and mocks them for using her. Is this what friends are for? Heck, why didn’t they ask Megumin for money? Because she’s poor! They go ahead and ask out of courtesy and of course, she can’t lend because she has no money! This girl… But she can help out in other ways. Hence she brutally kills some innocent looking onion duck before Yunyun’s eyes just to create some potion and then give it to her friends. Now give back the money. She warns them she doesn’t care about Funifura’s brother but don’t they dare exploit a lonely girl who is desperate to have friends. This is when they tease Megumin for wanting to be friends so badly with Yunyun. Though, Megumin denies and claims some rivalry thingy. She’s not going to let that slide and ‘attacks’ them.

Megumin returns the money to Yunyun who is grateful and will treat her. Uhm, she might regret that because Megumin eats her heart out with all those tasty treats! This girl has no shame! Then as they talk, Megumin gets mad upon learning Yunyun purposely didn’t do well in her test so as to give her the top spot. After all, she’s always being smug being better than her so she thought of just giving her the points she wanted so much. Megumin makes it clear that she will always be better than her and will achieve her dream of learning explosion magic. Yunyun still thinks it is a joke magic like many. They start fighting and although we don’t get to see how physical they got, Yunyun wins for the first time. Megumin then explains why she is so bent in learning that magic as she tells of her origins of meeting that wandering mage. After she has learnt explosion magic, she’ll find and ask her opinion of that magic she taught her. This means after graduating, she’ll be leaving the village. But for now, she’ll be staying on and working around. She can’t leave her sister alone. When everything seems to be going fine, Megumin kills a passing onion duck for her dinner. You bet Yunyun is once again traumatized! But soon they see demons approaching from the horizon. Looks like the resealing failed. They rush back to Megumin’s house. Partly destroyed and Komekko is missing.

Episode 5
Previously, Komekko saw a high level demon, Host dabbling something at a seal. Komekko is impressed and with a few praises, uhm, they’re like friends? Komekko then easily fixes this miniature Death Star puzzle. To complete whatever unsealing, Host then goes in search for some sacrifice. It is then Kuro popped up before Komekko and she brought it home. Now Megumin is panicking because her sister is smarter and stronger, she can’t be dead yet, right? Then they see monsters trying to kidnap Kuro. Megumin places priority in finding her sister but Yunyun is begging her to save kitty. Yeah, she missed throwing the dagger and the monsters take off with Kuro. That sucks. Save Kuro for later, they have to go find Komekko. It won’t take long as she is seen trying to confront those monsters to release Kuro. Uhm, the monsters are scared of Komekko? Yunyun for once becomes cool as she uses her lightning to blast the monsters so the sister can escape. But this doesn’t sit well with Megumin. In short, she is jealous her rival has learnt intermediary magic and she’ll need to fight monsters to further level up her advanced magic. The sisters can’t let her be so they return. Komekko announcing herself to ruin Megumin’s cool appearance. Well, Yunyun manages to take care of the monsters herself and save Kuro. But with more monsters popping up, this is when Megumin realizes it may be all related to Kuro. She noticed monsters only attacked while Kuro was with her and their appearance came about after Kuro came about. At this rate, they are doomed. Megumin is going to have to do what it takes since Yunyun is all out of magic. Then as she looks at what magic she has, she sees a new skill and laughs like a maniac. Utilizing all skill points for it, Megumin unleashes the greatest explosion to wipe out the horde. She is so satisfied this is the explosion she always yearned for. In the aftermath, Yunyun is panicking to Megumin as she notes the seal of whatever Dark God has been destroyed in Megumin’s explosion. But Megumin is unfazed seeing no adults believed it was Komekko who completed that seal and that they do not believe Megumin has mastered the explosion magic. Then they go see Soketto about their future. She predicts she will meet some capable adventurers in Axel. Oops, she takes back the part on being capable. Megumin and Yunyun then graduate in a low key ceremony (damn Yunyun getting emotional). Yunyun suggests Megumin form a pact with Kuro to make it her official familiar. Megumin then believes it needs a name. So Kuro wasn’t the official one? And that is how Chomusuke came to be!

Episode 6
Too bad nobody wants Megumin’s explosion. This means no job, no money. And she doesn’t like it as Bukkorori views her the same as him. A NEET! Job hunter, she thinks is more accurate! Every night, Megumin releases her explosion in the forest. People thinks it’s some Mad Exploder trying to attack. Of course Yunyun confronts Megumin about this but she gives her excuses. Yunyun advises her to work and save instead of trying to get rich quick. And so Yunyun has Megumin help her in various jobs. That does not use explosion! Obviously Megumin can’t take this anymore as she is supposed to go on a worldly adventure. So she as Yunyun accompany her as she witnesses first-hand how she blows up the forest just to let out some steam! Megumin now wants her to carry her back since she used up all her power. Bukkorori is here thinking Mad Exploder is at it again so Megumin lies through her teeth about that. Back home, a girl named Arnes finds Megumin and claims has been searching for her since the sealed has been broken. She will serve her from now on. Turns out she is referring to Chomusuke whom she addresses as Wolbach. The cat doesn’t want to leave and Megumin can’t be bothered. Until Arnes offers her a large sum of money! She’ll give back Chomusuke right now! But the kitty still won’t leave so Arnes will come back tomorrow.

Next day, Yunyun is appalled to learn what Megumin tried to do. Arnes is here to collect the cat but Chomusuke still won’t go. During the struggle, Arnes’ horns are revealed. She is a high level demon. They don’t believe she is here only to get her master. When she claims demons keep their promises, suddenly she goes into seizure? After regaining composure, turns out she got some trauma from sleazy and trashy men who failed to keep their promises. Bukkorori is here since he senses something powerful. Megumin lies again to point out Arnes as the Mad Exploder. Bukkorori then summons all the village adults to get her. A traumatized Arnes can’t help run away because an aura of trashy men!!! Well, at least she didn’t take Chomusuke along and with the money reward, Megumin is now ready to go on a journey. She wants Yunyun to take care of Chomusuke while she’s gone. Of course Yunyun is feeling sad about it since this is all too sudden. Even more so when Megumin claims she won’t be coming back and she’ll be aiming to ascend the throne of the Demon Lord? So she wants to conquer the world, huh? We see a few scenes of Megumin spending time with Komekko. Telling her who to see in case of emergencies. Yeah, probably Yunyun will be feeling lonely so do go check on her once in a while. Next day, Megumin is at the teleport station as some of her academy friends are here to see her off. Funifura gives her a staff that her dad made while Arue gives her eye-patch since her goal is to be a writer and write happy stories. She would love to write about Megumin’s adventures one day. And off Megumin teleports on her big adventure.

Episode 7
Megumin arrives in the hotspring city of Arcanretia. Her new adventure begins, right? Well, only she hasn’t been able to land a decent job and gets fired. Yeah, stupid adults treating her like a child so what’s the deal if she beats them up?! She then sees a couple of girls trying to solicit new members for the Axis church. She ignores them but soon sees an Axis priestess, Cecily accusing a couple of priests from Eris faith about sexually harassing her. When Megumin goes to stop them, Cecily escapes so the priests blame her for letting the criminal who defaced their religious portrait and stole goods for the needy, away! But Cecily returns with a police officer to interrogate them. Cecily then takes Megumin and run while leaving the officer with the priests. To thank Megumin for her effort, Cecily takes her back to her church for some food whereby she meets Father Zesta. I’m starting to believe this is some deviant pedo cult since their faith doesn’t allow them near children?! Yeah, look at how they desire so much to do those sickly stuffs! Learning that the church wants to recruit members, Megumin is willing to help out. WTF this genius plan of hers to accidentally drop apples, pretend to help and pick them up and then this leads to Zesta giving them a sermon to convince them to join. Well, I didn’t think I t would work but it would have if Zesta’s horny face didn’t scare off that lady!!! Next, Megumin tries herself but this time it is an undercover police! Care to explain this at the station? Oh, Zesta abandoning her…

Later they talk and it seems Zesta may have met the person Megumin who is looking for. Megumin agrees to help him one more time to recruit. As Megumin pretends to trip over nothing and in pain, guess who this girl not impressed with her acting? YUNYUN!!! What the f*ck you doing, Megumin? AWKWARD! WTF Yunyun rolling Megumin down the street?! After Yunyun learns what happened, she is also taken back to Axis church although she warns Megumin to not trust these guys so much. Upon returning, a group of knights is here to arrest Zesta. Megumin will not stand for baseless accusations but when his followers think Zesta did some lewd deviant stuff, okay, ARREST THIS DEVIANT! Actually they are going to arrest him for treason and conspiracy. They received a letter warning about a threat descending on Arcanretia. As already predicted, something has happened to the hotsprings and they have received many complaints about its quality. Since the Axis sect is responsible in water control, it is no surprise they think they are working with the demons for this. WTF Zesta makes it worse by trying to attack and sexually harass the knight lady?! TRYING TO SMOOCH HER AS REVENGE?! TAKE HIM AWAY! With him gone, Cecily isn’t worried. Yeah, the church will still be alright without him. Megumin notices Yunyun has been uneasy ever since so the latter reveals that letter is from Soketto. This is the reason she left the village so as to deliver this letter to the city as she has foresaw something. So basically, this letter is the cause of all this mess.

Episode 8
Megumin and Cecily are pretty chill, not doing anything about Zesta’s arrest. In fact, there are a bunch of Axis priests trying to canvass for votes from the people to be the next head! As they investigate, they find that the hotspring water has been replaced with jelly slime mix, which is also the town’s delicacy. Yeah, trying to get the easy way out by blaming Zesta, eh? Even the knights gathering the evidence believes Zesta is guilty seeing there is evidence that he was holding a bag filled with such slime. When they head to the station, there is a commotion of Zesta accusing everyone of falsely accusing him of being in cohorts with the demons. Apparently some prosecutor with a magic lie detector that exonerated him. The knight lady has no choice but to reluctantly declare his innocence. This makes Zesta all so high and mighty and he is making sexual harassing comments about her boobs?! On the way back, they stumble into Arnes. They believe it is her behind this incident although she isn’t sure what they’re talking about and is here to get her master back. Zesta seems pretty interested in her boobs. Of course she doesn’t appreciate this lecher and fires her magic. Once realizing she is a demon, he easily deflects it! OMFG! This old geezer is actually powerful?! With other villagers gathering and Zesta continue to pound her with powerful magic, déjà vu for Arnes as she is forced to flee again. In tears! Later Zesta gives Megumin some funds for her trip to Axel. Yes, her recruitment methods she taught came in handy. Megumin would love to go there right now and this worries Yunyun. Can she be honest to say she wants to stick around with her? Since it is late, Zesta invites her to stay. In this small cramped hotspring with Cecily, she reveals that the jelly slime incident was indeed Zesta’s fault. He mixed up the baking soda with slime mix while cleaning up. She doesn’t want Megumin to reveal this as she wants to use this as blackmail. Megumin gets an idea to increase the size of the hotspring. That’s right. Explosion magic! Now everyone can fit in spaciously! Next day, Zesta and Cecily see off Megumin and Yunyun. Zesta blesses Megumin with Aqua’s divine protection. None for Yunyun as they all think it was her fault! He hopes Megumin will come back here. She will for vacation once she gets a bunch of friends. Cecily then hands her parting gift: A stack of recruitment forms! Megumin throws it back in her face! Then it’s off to Axel for a brand new adventure!

Episode 9
Yunyun arguing with Megumin to swap her window seat as promised and the latter gives excuses. So much so the mother and daughter pair in the coach offers theirs. Yeah. Let’s stop this embarrassment, shall we? As the pair learn they are going to be adventurers and Megumin bragging she can handle any monsters, looks like she jinxed it as monsters are now attacking! The caravan guards need their help and seeing Megumin likes to be called a sensei, let’s get to it. Well, they have to fight weak but numerous giant worms. Megumin wants to use her explosion but Yunyun forbids her as she will engulf everyone too. Are you done arguing because the worm is going to eat you! Eventually Yunyun’s fireball did the trick. One down, how many more to go? In the end, Yunyun did all the work as everyone praises her and criticizes Megumin for not doing anything. But the daughter knows Megumin is stronger and is assured they’ll be safe if stronger ones pop up. That night as Yunyun tries to recruit Megumin to join the same party, giant bats attack! Oh well, Yunyun again did everything and now she’s quite exhausted. Next day as the journey continues, goblins turn! Oh my. You know the drill. Yeah, Yunyun is all out of magic and very tired. That is when Arnes shows up. Yes, all the monsters were sent by her to exhaust their magic and see their despaired faces as part of her revenge. Arnes wants Chomusuke or her money back. I’m sure Megumin won’t want the latter. Megumin then dares Arnes, if she wants Chomusuke so badly, go and get her. Megumin throws the cat away!!! Arnes flies to grab the kitty as Megumin starts chanting her explosion magic only to be stopped by Yunyun because it’ll also hit Chomusuke. Not that Megumin cares. Their argument has bought enough time for Arnes to cast her magic spell. When Megumin notices her bracelet she bought from her father and thanks her, this only riles Arnes up because it brought her nothing but misery. Yunyun panics and prays to Aqua for help and suddenly some divine light is seen covering Axel. This distraction allows Chomusuke to escape and Megumin to chant her explosion. Both ladies fire all they’ve got but Megumin is stronger and blasts away Arnes. Hopefully that would be the last of her. In the aftermath, everyone praises Megumin while Yunyun rethinks about her question of letting Megumin join her group. It’s not that she doesn’t want to, she realizes she’ll be only in the way. Hence she wants to train and become stronger so they can settle things. Finally they reach Axel.

Episode 10
Megumin makes her grand entrance before the adventurer’s guild. Too bad, nobody is in. How embarrassing. Oh well, at least the receptionist, Luna is there to register them. After Megumin gets her licence, many adventurers want her to join their group. So I guess she goes with this pair of rookie siblings. Unfortunately in her first quest, she blows up the entire forest of chestnut trees just to fight this little critter. Yeah, the amount of compensation she has to pay… Plus, the siblings think she is too great for their party. Read: You’re fired. She goes back to see a request on the bulletin by Yunyun seeking for party members. Oh well, I guess Megumin is going to let her continue waiting. Then she sees one who needs a spell caster. She takes up this one and joins this group to take out some slime monster. While her explosion is effective, she got slimed. Her comrades praise her awesome magic but that is when Megumin comes clean with the flaws of it. It’s the only magic she could do and only once per day. She has no intention to master or level up any other magic. Well then, hope you find yourself a new party. Nearly broke Megumin returns home and talks to Yunyun. Looks like she too is having a hard time. Yeah, some old man wanted her as company. Seems nice, bought her lunch but oh yeah, you bet all the signs there are ringing like hell for Megumin. For a week, Megumin joins a party but after her explosive stint, they changed their mind and cancel her contract. Starting to feel sad nobody wants a child prodigy like her? Are we supposed to sympathize with her?! Soon, Megumin hears clues about the whereabouts of Wolbach. She now knows how to find her but will only do so when she’s ready. When she returns to the guild, everyone is seen taking down their requests. So when she manages to read one that needs spell casters but others claimed it is already filled, this makes Megumin enraged like as though there is some sort of prejudice against explosion mages! She gets lectured by Luna for such outburst. But soon, that old man begging Yunyun for company. She would’ve accepted it had not Megumin beat him up. She chides her friend for being gullible. I mean, this dude is now asking her to pretend to be his girlfriend. He offered her money but the best part, she gave him some allowance instead out of pity! WTF?! Megumin then suggests they form a temporary alliance until they find their own party members. But this makes Yunyun sad and mad. Had she forgotten about that promise? Has too much explosion ruined her brain?! But they need the money or they’ll be sleeping in the stables tonight. Please, any job will do!

Episode 11
Megumin and Yunyun are being chased by horny rabbits! Oops sorry! Phrasing! Horned rabbits! Stop blaming each other and do something! Explosion! But right after that, Host swoops down and says he is looking for a black creature. The girls won’t stay to hear him elaborate and make a run for it. Back at the guild, they report this to Luna and she believes he is looking for a monster nicknamed Rookie Slayer. After another mission, when the hero gets gravely injured, this causes the rest of the adventurers to lose morale and retreat. They think they have no chance. So as everybody is depressed at the guild, Luna tries to give some hope because there is a newly registered arch priest who can fight the powerful creatures. However she has not been showing her face around lately. From the way she describes her, it must be Aqua, right?! Yeah, all the men leave to look for this beauty. Heh. Megumin on her way back sees a shoddy worker (definitely Aqua!) trying to scam an adventurer. This can’t be that said arch priest, no? Megumin is not pleased that Cecily is in her room. It seems Zesta received an oracle from Aqua and hence she was dispatched to Axel to investigate it. As far as she interpreted the oracle, it’s like they want her to hire people to kill the demon whatever. Megumin wants to kick her out because who would want a pervert who blatantly sniffs and covers her face with Megumin related stuffs! But Cecily is willing to pay her 5 million to find the arch priest and then another 10 million if they slay the demon. Just like that, Megumin is in! Money talks!

So they walk around trying to find this elusive arch priest. To a point Megumin visits the rival Eris faith and what do you know? Cecily starts acting like a gangster and even throws rocks into their window! Then at the graveyard they thought they stumbled into a ghost and ran for their lives. Well, it could be just Wiz. Megumin and Yunyun are depressed as things aren’t going their way. Until Rex of the hero’s party invites them to join in on a mission as they require powerful spell casters. After impressively taking down this beast, suddenly Host shows up and whacks Rex and his fellow party away into the sky! Now, Host is looking for Wolbach but this beast whom they caught is only Rookie Slayer. Host then smells scent of Wolbach over Megumin and Yunyun and he believes they know about this. Megumin can tell he is after Chomusuke. She tries to tell him to get another black kitten of his own and stop harassing her Chomusuke. Host keeps his word that if Wolbach is handed over, nobody will be harmed. Not even this town. A demon always keeps his word. I wonder if Host gave them some time because the girls head back to Axel as they ponder about this deal. Megumin thinks if handing over Chomusuke resolves everything, it might be a good idea…

Episode 12
The guild is in panic after Megumin tells what happened. Yunyun will not allow her to give away Chomusuke. She’s grown too attached to the kitty for that. And then Megumin says the buzzword that should tug her hug: Aren’t we friends? Oh boy. Playing the friendship card of all times now, eh? And so this is Megumin’s plan. Using Cecily’s funds, she buys a doll that resembles Chomusuke and soaks it with that kitty scent. Is she confident she can fool Host? Got to give her points for that. That night as Megumin is about to sleep, Yunyun comes in to praise everything about her friend from their days back in the village. Obviously Megumin is pretending to be asleep as she gets embarrassed hearing Yunyun spouting all that. In short, she knows this plan won’t work so she puts Megumin to sleep and will do this herself. Megumin wakes up late the next day and makes her rush to find Yunyun. What now Cecily? No time to entertain your shenanigans. However Cecily knows all about Rex and his group because she was the one who healed them. Basically, the source of the annoying turn of events. Yeah, she felt good showing off to the Eris sect. Cecily then blesses Megumin before she heads on her way.

Meanwhile Yunyun has joined Rex’s group as they fight Host. Too bad they have thrown everything they’ve got and the demon still has the upper hand. Eventually Yunyun does a risky gamble to paralyze Host temporarily. Host suggests calling a truce. He promises not to hurt anyone for today if she lets him go. Well, she would love to consider it but the thing is, she too got paralyzed from her own magic! Damn Wiz sold her a super cheap potion whatever. Host can’t stop laughing. But here comes Megumin. A fate worse than death as Megumin reiterates all that Yunyun said last night. Yup, Yunyun so embarrassed, she wants to die! Megumin then uses her same epic explosion that killed Arnes to do the same on Host. Host knows he is done for and could’ve survived this had he had full magic. If not for certain weirdoes he bumped into yesterday that drained most of them. What a wasted life. BOOM! In the aftermath, Cecily goes on a journey to improve her skills. She hints she wants to take over this town. Sneaky. Yunyun then does some cringe proclamation to renew her rivalry and friendship with Megumin. Is this supposed to cover for that embarrassment? Yunyun hates to admit it that it was Megumin who defeated Host. If she stays the same, shell never beat her. Yeah, for the record Megumin still has 100% record in owning her. Well, almost. So the girls part ways and Megumin would’ve had a better time had she not given most of her funds to Yunyun! Now nobody wants to take her as a party member for jobs. Until this strange recruitment poster claiming this is a happy party. Suspicious… But Megumin notices it is looking for an advanced job class. Obviously the poster is written by Aqua and Kazuma is telling this depressed goddess to reduce the hurdle. But don’t fear, Megumin shows up and claims she is that arch wizard fit for that job. We all know what comes after, right? Yeah, the rest as we already know is history.

Boom Chicka Boom: You Put The Boom-Boom Into My Heart!
Boom! At this point it’s not even a secret anymore. Not even a dropping of a bombshell. Oh, Megumin is not going to get another sequel but the main KonoSuba series will be getting a third season! Oh yeah. So could this spinoff serve as some sort of an appetizer before that third season arrives? Seems like it. Hope you like your Megumin and her explosions because now we can move on to the main course. Heh.

Is it me or do I feel that the story for this spinoff series is a little bit underwhelming? Oh heck, what was I expecting? Something grand like, uhm, huge explosions or something?! Yeah. Maybe. Well, even if this spinoff didn’t turn out as super awesome as I hoped it would be, that is only because Megumin in the proper main series is just a supporting character. Imagine if she had such an awesome back story before she joined Kazuma’s group and then after joining, it’s like she would have gotten the biggest downgrade in her adventuring life ever. So I think it’s only right that well, her origins aren’t as super exciting as I thought it would be so as not to overshadow the main series itself. Yeah, I know it’s a dumb theory but whatever. Imagine if many people start preferring and wanting to see more of Megumin than the rest of the other casts in KonoSuba. That will be so weird.

Hence the story just feels quiet basic as we see Megumin scrapping by in trying to become the best explosion mage. And of course, lots of misadventures in between. Perhaps it is because I don’t remember much of the original 2 seasons of KonoSuba so I’m wondering if I am missing a heck lot of Easter eggs or other stuffs that I’m supposed to know and hence can’t see the connection. Otherwise, the series starts off with Megumin and her seemingly uneventful life in her small sleepy remote Crimson Demon village before graduating and making her way to Axel to become an adventurer. To me, it feels a bit like random stories or at least the spinoff divided into small mini arcs. So yeah, nothing really explosive to it. Furthermore, questions about the demons and that puzzle box in Komekko’s hands were never really answered. Thus some wasted potential which makes me feel all that was much ado about nothing. Like as though this spinoff is just a linear story telling the events that led up to Megumin joining Kazuma’s party.

Obviously Megumin as the main star of this spinoff and she is as quirky, snarky and eccentric as the character I remember her in KonoSuba. That’s our Megumin for you. Of course that would only be half of the fun because the other half who also made this spinoff worked is Yunyun. Yup, have got to admit that she has more screen time here than in the KonoSuba seasons combined! Obviously! We get a glimpse on how far back the duo go back to the days of their village. So certainly it is amusing to see the weird kind of banter and interaction the duo have. Are they friends? Are they rivals? Are they frenemies? Yeah, more like a bit of everything. But I would definitely say that it is because of their friendship that takes them this far even though they might not want to admit to that. When the series started off, we see them putting up haughty acts with each other but eventually they end up having the care and be concern for each other. Because they’re friends, no? Not that their pride would admit it. They become more reliant on each other ever since entering Axel most probably because of that promise they made. Inseparable as I can see it. As always, Yunyun remains the panicky one and the one with more heart compared to the reckless Megumin. This is why Megumin is always on top when it comes to teasing Yunyun, a great feature of their relationship we see in the main series.

Then there is the curious case of Chomusuke. I don’t remember much if there was any explanation about this pet mascot in the main series so I was hoping it would shed some sort of light. Well, not much either except that we have hints that it could be that Wolbach lady herself whom Megumin drew inspiration to go into explosion magic. That could be it since we have powerful demons who are trying to find her and of course, how much do we know about that Wolbach lady. Note, her name was not mentioned or referred to in the first episode and I am only assuming it because of my Google search in wanting to pin a name on that character. Yeah. So that’s how I came up with that theory that Chomusuke is that busty explosive master. After all, why is it sticking around Megumin like a leech and not wanting to go back to the demons. Could it be that Megumin’s explosion holds a key in freeing her from some trapped spell?

Unfortunately, the rest of the other characters feel very limited. I don’t know but I felt disappointed about Megumin and Yunyun’s fellow classmates because despite only a handful of them, I thought they were going to play some sort of important role whatsoever. None really. So the only prominent ones were stoic Arue as well as Dodonko and Funifura who were, well, Yunyun’s friends? But even so, they didn’t anything much. Perhaps they don’t want to usurp the Megumin-Yunyun banter. I wonder what happened to them after Megumin left. Then there is Komekko who feels like there was like some lost opportunities. This curious girl displayed herself to be smart and even getting a demon to become a familiar. But unfortunately she is just a side character and fell into more obscurity after her big sister left the village. We are sometimes shown short clips of her frolicking back in the village but it’s nothing much. Other underwhelming characters in the village include Soketto and of course the village idiot, Bukkorori. I believe his character is to be a punching bag and even his name is so freaking suspicious. Uh huh. With this idiot around, Megumin would look like a baby in terms of idiocy when standing next to him. Thank goodness he doesn’t have much screen time.

If you think Zesta is weird and a pervert, then you haven’t known Cecily. Oh yeah. Makes me wonder if the entire Axis faith are just degenerates. Maybe. Religion makes you do weird sh*t stuffs and make it look normal. Anyway, to further make Megumin look like an angel, that’s why this weird character who is obsessed with her so that Megumin can make her unimpressive smug face whenever she starts breathing hard into her perversion. Viewers would definitely haven taken notice of the presence of Kazuma and the rest of the other characters of KonoSuba once Megumin reaches Axel. Obviously those characters are confined in the background (why faces not shown clearly?) and mostly we hear are Kazuma chastising Aqua on her stupidity or inefficiency. Oh yeah. Fate is going to have Megumin join this weird group one day soon… My guess is that this teaser of such characters is also not to usurp the spinoff. Megumin is in charge and the main character here!

Art and animation are pretty standard. Despite Drive (Vlad Love, Teppen) a new studio animating this spinoff and taking over from Studio Deen, it is good to know that the art style and the character designs of the series remains largely the same. At least I can see no obvious difference. The background sceneries look good and of course some nice special effects when magic gets used. Though, I think there is very minimal CGI used and I noticed they are done for the horses and carriages. In other words, they should have done a freaking better job on this! Well, thankfully they are only confined to such minimal and seemingly unimportant scenes but yeah, I can’t believe they didn’t give us better CGI quality. I’m not saying it looks like sh*t but they should’ve made it less obvious.

For the voice acting, our lovely Rie Takahashi and Aki Toyosaki play their recurring roles to perfection as Megumin and Yunyun respectively. I only recognized Yuko Kaida as Wolbach but holy sh*t, did I just see Mamiko Noto’s name somewhere in the credits???!!! OMFG!!!! WHO???!!! WHERE???!!! Who the f*ck this Yuiyui character?! Oh, it’s Megumin’s mom! OMG. How the f*ck could I miss her?! Even if she has very limited lines, I should have been able to pick her out???!!! WHY DID I NOT???!! I AM SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF!!! I still can’t believe I missed it… Or maybe I did recognize her but forgot all about it since her character was quite insignificant and Megumin’s explosions bombed my memory. WTF… Why… Oh why?! Sob, sob…

Anyway I’m so unmotivated now so let me just get the rest of the casts out of the way… Ai Fairouz as Cecily (Power in Chainsaw Man), Maria Naganawa as Komekko (Kanna in Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon), Itaru Yamato as Host (Haran in Fire Force), Kaori Nazuka as Arue (Nunnally in Code Geass), Sayumi Suzushiro as Dodonko (Takemoto in Bokutachi Wa Benkyou Ga Dekinai), Miyu Tomita as Funifura (titular character in Gabriel Dropout), Miki Hase as Soketto (Sayo in Boku No Kanojo Ga Majime Sugiru Shobitch Na Ken), Yoshiki Nakajima as Bukkorori (Serge in Fairy Gone), Sachiko Kojima as Arnes (Monad in Ergo Proxy), Takeo Ootsuka as Rex (Leon in Otome Game Sekai Wa Mob Ni Kibishii Sekai Desu) and Yasunori Masutani as Zesta (Gazelleman in Kinnikuman Nisei).

Stay Free by Machico as the opener is your typical upbeat rock music that fits the pace of the series. The more amusing one is the ending theme, Jump in by the duet of Megumin and Yunyun. Singing in their character voice, they make this easy hip hop piece sound a lot cute. Not sure if I should consider this song as calming but in some ways it does have that sort of effect especially Yunyun singing in her dreamy voice, making the song sounding somewhat breathy too. There is an insert song (not sure its name) that is played sparingly throughout the series (it was also used in the trailer). The one with some creepy solo choir voice. It can either sound eerily unsettling or harmonically beautiful depending on the circumstances you’re listening to.

Overall, the spinoff may not be as explosive as one can come to expect but in its own right, it is still enjoyable and entertaining. The only thing ‘explosive’ is perhaps the banter between Megumin and Yunyun as personally, their interactions were the most amusing parts of the series. We’ll see how they carry over their strange friendship over to the third season of KonoSuba. Hopefully it will be something even more explosive than this. It would be an irony if that season has more explosions than this one… But still better than any Bayplosions anytime, anywhere. Ready to let the explosions flow through you? Let’s hear it one more time, EXPLOSION!

Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear Punch

2 September, 2023

Oh well. I guess we still have to BEAR with it! That’s right. If you think the first season wasn’t enough and was just BEARABLE, then there is the second season that we all still have to BEAR with. Uh huh. Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear Punch is that sequel about a girl who gets stuck playing a game but given all the cool and overpowered power ups at her disposal with the only downside of having to wear this embarrassing bear suit 24/7. Yup. That. So while she BEARS with this embarrassment and gets along with her virtual life, we too have to BEAR with all the cute shenanigans that will come along in this sequel. Sighs… Kuma…

Episode 1
Yuna is eating her favourite honey pancakes when Mirein notes an impending problem. Honey prices are going up because there are orcs hogging the bee tree (you heard that right, not a beehive!) and this prevents the gatherers from getting it. Well, like as though it was all part of Mirein’s plan to have Yuna do something about it. So Yuna goes talk to Helen about taking up that quest and as she arrives at the bee tree, not only she sees orcs but real bears too! Yes. Real bears! This wasn’t in the description so she is in a dilemma whether to attack them because they too might attack humans. The orcs defeat the bear parents and they’re about to do the same to their cubs. So no more deliberating from Yuna as she goes to own those orcs’ asses. To her confusion, the bear gives her some of the honey. As she reports this to Helen, the caretaker of the bee tree, Rem explains that the bears are somewhat his. He closes an eye for them taking honey in exchange they ward off other monsters. It’s a symbiotic relationship. With this new info, Yuna can request Cliff to let those bears live in peace. Now that prices of honey has returned to normal, Cliff sees Yuna again for another official meeting. Seems Ellalaura has written to Yuna to have her formally visit the royal palace again. He also notes the tunnel will soon be completed and things will get busy again. Yuna visits the royal palace and Flora is glad to see her again. He lets her eat the honey pancakes and the king hints he could make it every day if only he had the recipe. Yuna is going to give it to him, right? Yuna has also completed her picture book for Flora as she becomes excited for its continuation. Apparently Flora has been reading those books to the staffs of the palace so you bet Yuna’s works is famous around here too. Later Ellalaura has a request of Yuna and wants her to be the bodyguards of students of the royal academy who are going outside for some training. Yeah, Yuna trying to make excuse why she can’t but apparently there’s nobody else who are willing to put up to those snobbish spoilt brats, right? Don’t worry, Shia will come along with her. Plus, Ellalaura will be in her debt so this is a fair deal.

Episode 2
Yuna feeling so lazy, she doesn’t want to do her job! Not if mama Fina tells her to be responsible! So as Yuna goes to meet Ellalaura and Shia to be briefed about this job, she is dismayed the students are not told about her. Yeah, trying to see their reactions like how Shia was? As expected, the students whom Yuna will be escorting other than Shia are Marix, Timol and Cattleya. Obviously they are shocked to see this bear girl and can’t believe she is their bodyguard. Even if Yuna shows her adventurer card, they think she bought it with money. It’s pretty common for nobles to do so. Yuna begins her journey with the students although they don’t really place much hopes on her. They take shifts while camping out and nothing untoward happens. Until the last stretch of the journey, Kumayuru and Kumakyu detect a small pack of goblins waiting to ambush. Shia thinks Yuna should reveal this ability to the students to help increase her reputation. Thanks to the warning, the students are able to fight back the goblins and defeat them. Marix being a tsundere as he tries to apologize to Yuna for being a dick but changes his mind to thank her bears instead. As they depart, Yuna thought the goblins were acting strange. Like as though they were desperate for something. They arrive at the village where the students will be staying. Of course the villagers are bemused with Yuna’s outfit. As the girls prepare for the night in their room, it seems observant Cattleya knows that Shia is quite close to Yuna and knows her for some time due to the way they interact with each other. So they don’t want the boys to find out? Yuna then calls Fina to update and assure her everything is okay. Thanks to Shia around, she managed to pull through as there were many times she just wanted to quit and go home.

Episode 3
While helping around the silkworm workshop, a resident reports that goblins have attacked one of the sheds near the silkworm nest. Some workers are trapped there. Marix and the rest offer to go help as Yuna tags along. The goblins are easily defeated and the trapped ones safe. However they realize something strange because the goblins weren’t trying to attack them but instead trying to get into the shed. Then it all makes senses because a black tiger was chasing them. Oh damn, so you kids killed a bunch of innocent goblins?! Anyway, the students are scared and think they’ll die. Marix offers to be decoy to let the rest run away. With Shia pleading Yuna’s turn for help, I guess she has to. Because their surrounding is also surrounded by black tigers. Yuna shows off her overpowered moves as she easily defeats all the black tigers. Marix especially in shock and awe as Shia explains that Yuna didn’t buy her licence and obtained it through hard work. So don’t judge a book by its cover next time. If you think nothing scares Yuna, maybe those giant silkworms will. Big bugs looking pretty scary. Later the students apologize to Yuna for their arrogance and thank her for her huge help. With the training over, the students return to their academy. Jiguldo who is another fellow student but of another batch is seeing off his adventurer escorts, Mel and Jaden. They both know who Yuna is. Jiguldo has no ill intentions although he quips Yuna’s weird outfit so the rest come to Yuna’s defence and warn there’ll be hell to pay if he bothers her! Later Ellalaura talks to Yuna as she describes those students’ good and bad points. Asking if Yuna would take up this job again, NO! The students treat Yuna to meal as thanks.

Episode 4
With the tunnel opened, Yuna is glad she is able to savour seafood dishes from Ans again. Right timing because Ans and her friends are visiting Crimonia, she suggests to them helping out the orphanage too. At the same time, Sherry gives Yuna an embroidered cushion. Ans and friends are shown around town before they are put in Telmina’s care since they will be helping to run her shop. With Mirein having bear outfits at uniforms, definitely it will be embarrassing to wear those, right? Hence Yuna suggests Sherry’s design on the apron and of course everybody approves of it. Hence Yuna goes to see Sherry to see if she can make a few more. Of course. But since she lacks the finer skills, Yuna takes her to a tailor shop where the couple can help guide and provide the materials for it. Sherry’s hard work pays off and the tailors are so impressed with her handy work that they suggest taking her on as an apprentice. After handing over the aprons to Ans and co, Yuna notices Sherry a little down. She goes to talk to her and learns about the apprenticeship offer. You see, Sherry is in a dilemma whether to accept it. Most probably she will turn it down as she fears doing so will burden the rest with more work at the orphanage. She also thinks her fellow orphans will get mad. Yuna suggests to talk to them to ask for their opinion. Long story short, sorry Sherry they didn’t get mad but happily accept her decision. Whatever extra tasks they have to do are no biggies and in fact, some of them are actually holding second part time jobs elsewhere. Thus the most important thing is for Ans not to have regrets. It is her life after all. With all doubts blown away, Sherry accepts the offer. All is well and fine. The orphanage and even Ans and pals helping out at the restaurant.

Episode 5
Yuna wants Fina to use her knife to cut this black tiger but she claims she can’t. Believing her knife is not strong enough, she’ll take her to the dwarven shop to get better equipment. Yuna gets all excited hearing the ultimate mithril knife and needs to have it for Yuna no matter how expensive. Sure, but there’s a problem: There’s no mithril stock right now. Furthermore, there are not many blacksmiths here who can work on it. They will send a recommendation to a dwarven blacksmith in the royal capital, Ghazal so they can get one. Arriving there, despite the letter, unfortunately Ghazal can’t make one for them because he too has no mithril stock. Apparently the mine is having some trouble with the golems. For more details, head down to the adventurer guild. Too bad some punks look down on a bear girl and a loli. WTF they try to get rough? Enough for Yuna to put them down, though. This farce is ended when Sanya tells them off. Learning they are here for the mines, she tells about the problem it is facing. Right now golems are inhabiting it and they are unsure how many there are. Right now only 2 adventurer parties are taking on this job to clear the golem threat as the rest aren’t interested. You bet Yuna is going to accept this job. Arriving there, she sees the people lifeless. Probably affected by this golem thingy. She meets Mel and Jaden who are here to tackle the golem issue. They share info that their number seems endless and the deeper you go, the stronger they become. Yuna also meets the other adventurer party on this mission. Led by Barbould, they mock Yuna as some pet mascot. Though, they are more interested in a competition to see which party eliminates all the golems first. Yuna thinks at least Fina is safe but looks like she is being ‘traumatized’ by Ellalaura and Shia as they want to put expensive clothes on her! Scared she’ll never pay if she rips them?!

Episode 6
Yuna thinks of going to fight the golems herself. Too bad Mel’s party wants to come along. Actually they think Yuna should come with them to fight golems. There goes her solo adventuring. Meanwhile Fina must be panicking like hell, wondering if she’ll offend the king in any way. Death sentence! Then she meets the king and Flora. The king notes Fina is way more polite than Yuna. Yeah, that bear girl never bothered to even come see him and when he sees her (usually in Flora’s room), she gives him that look! I guess only those like God can do such disrespect to a king! As Yuna and co easily take out the golems as they proceed deeper, eventually they meet their match with the toughest golem of all, the mithril golem. Its body is so hard that no physical attack or magic penetrates. Barbould’s party is handling it and is telling the rest to stay away. If that’s the case, Jaden will let them handle it as he tells his party to return. Eventually they fail to kill it. The adventurers think there is no hope in taking it out so they all just drink to it? Of course for Yuna, she believes if she can defeat it, she’ll get her hands on some mithril. Meanwhile Fina thought she is doomed when she accidentally breaks a glass and spills the drink on her clothes. Compensation! Thank goodness Ellalaura and Shia aren’t even mad as this happens very often with Noire. The servants clean it up and they even have a new dress for Fina prepared. F*cking rich people! Yuna goes solo to fight the mithril golem. But she transports it to the seaside where she can go all out. She lifts it high in the air to drop and break it. Once it is immobilize, she goes for the core. Easy. Returning to the cave, her bears found a pair of black balls buried nearby. Then a message from God saying she left presents for her from time to time to find. This means the infinite spawning of golems is caused by these balls and so it’s Yuna’s fault somehow? Yuna returns to the adventurers to tell them she has singlehandedly taken out all the golems including the mithril one. She just wants them to go check and confirm tomorrow if they will respawn. Of course everyone is in shock especially Barbould cannot believe this pet did it by herself. Yuna zaps him out. That’s for all the insults. Next mission: Time to head back and rescue a certain princess.

Episode 7
The adventurers confirm Yuna’s words. Barbould even trying to make Yuna join his party but obviously she turns him down. And he wonders why… Then she goes to pick up Fina. Wow. Like as though she just rescued her from some dangerous exploit. Definitely. After all the sweet goodness she has been through, any commoner would be close to heart attack death. As they leave, Ellalaura gives Yuna a knife with their family crest. It signifies that she is under their protection so if there is any trouble, be sure to contact them. I’m sure Yuna can pretty much handle any trouble by herself… Then she goes give the mithril golem to Ghazal. Yuna also requests to make another mithril knife for her own usage. When she asks about this black ball, he is unsure of what rock it is. He recommends seeing his master at the dwarven city. It’s quite far and they only let you in via recommendations. Of course Yuna won’t miss this chance to visit. They pass by Morin’s ex-shop and see a sad girl waiting outside. She is Nerin, Morin’s niece and she thought Morin has gone bankrupt and on the run. Yuna tells her that she is now doing business in Crimonia and no need to worry. As she has no money to travel there, Yuna gives some of hers. Back home, when Shuri desires to be a carver like her sister, Yuna thinks of giving her a mithril knife too. But suddenly… Fina gets mad?! WTF?! She lectures Yuna on how expensive such mithril is and their parents will have to work a long time just to save up for that. In that case, Yuna will loan hers. This makes Fina even madder! In order to repent her actions, Yuna makes strawberry shortcake for the sisters. Of course Fina feels sorry for her outburst. As requested, Fina will carve the black tiger with her mithril knife at the guild so the staff can study the process more. With everyone’s support, Fina starts carving it up. Back home, it is déjà vu because Telmina is lecturing Yuna about giving a mithril knife. Yeah, heard that before. Yuna promises to keep it stored nicely and will only use with proper supervision. Yet another déjà vu as Telmina is soothed by Yuna’s strawberry shortcake. Should add this to the menu. Yay, we can eat this again!

Episode 8
Nerin finally meets Morin and wonders why she never let her know that they have moved. Well, Morin did send a letter to her father and perhaps he forgot all about it. Yuna just arrived at the shop and Nerin is glad to see her. Too bad Yuna doesn’t remember her! Eventually she does as she learns Nerin’s wish to work here since it is her dream to be a baker. But Morin asks Yuna for permission since she is the owner of this shop. Of course, is there a reason not to? Yuna is also here to introduce this shortcake. Delicious of course but Morin finds it hard to make since they have their hands full at other types of bread. Nerin then offers to learn how to do it so Yuna starts teaching her. Yuna and Fina go visit Noire to introduce this shortcake. After that duo go learn from her maid, Lala on how to brew tea. Cliff is free enough to review their tea and of course they pass. Obviously they are using not high quality tea leaves since it would be a waste to use them for practice. So imagine if they were high quality… Yeah. I bet this guy would start to go into exaggerated reaction mode. Soon, Yuna returns to the capital to see Ghazal to get her twin mithril knives. She tests it out by easily carving the iron golem corpse. We can attribute half to the knives’ awesomeness and the other half to Yuna’s exceptional skill. Busy day for Yuna as she continues to be the marketing team for the shortcake as she know introduces it to Flora and the royal family. We know the answer, right? Then the palace’s head chef, Zelef comes to personally thank Yuna for the pudding recipe. Behold and be enthralled further as he tastes the shortcake. Yeah, see those tears! This makes Zelef want to travel the world and learn different types of foods. This makes the king sad as he won’t be able to eat his cooking anymore. That is when the queen gets an idea to have chefs from other countries to see Zelef. Well, look whose diplomatic work will be piling up? That’s you, Ellalaura. As thanks Zelef will cook anything for Yuna. And so Yuna returns with her stomach very full and satisfied. It’s a good thing she won’t put on any weight, right?

Episode 9
Yuna and Fina get a birthday invitation from Misa. So why is Fina panicking? Oh, never attended a noble’s birthday party, huh? Wow, after that stint, she really must be worried about offending nobles, eh? Since Yuna herself doesn’t know much about nobles, they go visit and talk to Cliff and Noire. They too have been invited and rest assured this is a private party with only a selected few and close ones invited. Fina feeling the pressure when Noire explains how sad she’ll be if she didn’t turn up to a party she was invited. Yeah, so I guess they’ll be going rather than declining it. Whatever nobles complicated stuffs, Cliff will handle. Also, good to know that there is no death penalty if you decline one. To make preparations for the party, Yuna goes to see Ans to get some tailor made dresses. Then they discuss on what kind of gifts to prepare so they make lots of cakes and sweets. Yuna and Fina then meet up with Cliff and Noire to depart to the next town of Sheelin where Misa lives. OMFG, the bears run faster than the horses! And even tire them out! Now I’ve seen everything! The journey is far so they camp with Yuna’s convenient makeshift bear house in the forest when night falls. Yuna asking Cliff for more details about Sheelin and nobles but he assures her there is nothing to worry about. Just enjoy the party. Next day as they continue, Yuna spots goblin riders attacking a family merchant. Of course she easily takes them out. Déjà vu? The merchants know all about Yuna because of her bear suit and rumours of her has spread wide. It seems they are on their way to another city to start anew after their business failed in Sheelin. They part ways as Yuna and co finally reach Sheelin. Everyone looking at them. Obviously they’re staring at Yuna but she can’t accept reality and thinks they’re staring at Cliff the noble instead! Finally they arrive at Misa’s castle mansion. Meishun her maid greets them before Misa herself comes to greet them. Yuna is glad she didn’t turn down the invitation.

Episode 10
Yuna and co meet the rest of Misa’s family. Misa introduces the head chef, Botts who will be cooking dishes for the birthday party. So while they let the adults handle all the preparations, the kids go hang out in town. Yeah, getting more stares from the public. But soon the fun is ruined when this snobbish noble, Randle Salbard starts to mock Misa of being a poor noble and that her family will soon be going under. He tries to arrogantly invite himself to her party but she turns him down. Before things get ugly, Yuna intervenes. She would love to keep the commotion to a minimum but Randle calls his bodyguard, Brad (some Dracula overlord?) to take her on. However this only makes a fool out of Randle and Brad tells him to call it off before they attract unwanted attention. Later as Misa apologizes for all this, she tells a little history of Sheelin that this history is ruled by 2 lords. Her family rules the eastern side while the Salbard on the western side. Yuna then talks to Cliff and Gran about this as they explain more about Sheelin’s peculiar history on why the royal let 2 nobles rule it. But that was when both sides got along and now that they don’t, things only got more hostile. Because tax revenue for the eastern side has dropped, the king threatened to dismiss their noble status and this would leave Salbard as the only rulers of Sheelin. Therefore Misa’s party is to show that the Farrengram family is still strong as well as the Foscurose family is standing strong with them. But more bad news as Botts is injured in an attack. They believe it is Salbard but they have no proof. Cliff will send his bodyguards back to get replacements but soon, they too get attacked and are now immobile. Once more, the highly suspected Salbard monitoring their moves but no proof. Cliff is forced to ask Yuna for help when he promised her to leave this to the adults. Hence Yuna goes to the royal capital to seek an audience with the king. Apparently he too knows about the politics happening at Sheelin. However Yuna is not here to bring up a complaint about them but to request Zelef as the replacement chef. Yeah, that chef is eager to go and show his skills! So, they’re not teleporting back there but riding the bears? Oh well, they’re faster than horses. Better get a move on before Zelef describes the delicious parts of her bears that can be used for meat and delicacy… Are you curious on how bear meat tastes like?!

Episode 11
Everyone is shocked when Yuna brings Zelef. He is glad to work with his comrade Botts again. Meanwhile Randle and his father, Gajurdo are also one of the many attending the party. Gajurdo is happy his plans are going well but WTF Randle’s answer is to eliminate everything?! Even at least Gajurdo has the decency not to resort to that. During the party, Gajurdo and his men cause a scene that the food tastes bad despite it tastes freaking good. Gran tries to appease them but they continue to call it pig slop and even trample on them. All those spineless guests have no balls to oppose him. But this is all part of Yuna’s foresight because now Zelef turns up as he tries to ascertain what is wrong with the food so he could make it better. That is because he needs to improve it for the king to eat. That is when everybody realizes who this chef is. Oh boy. Gajurdo’s men start to panic as they feign they were sick so they couldn’t taste properly. Gajurdo wonders how he got here so fast seeing Botts was injured. How does he know Botts is injured? Oops. When all avenues are exhausted, Gajurdo also feign sickness. Take care. Back home, Gajurdo curses his luck. Randle’s answer? Kill everybody! Of course Gajurdo isn’t so stupid to stoop to that and tells his idiot son to STFU. You think Randle will take this? Next day, Ellalaura visits. Not only is she here to help celebrate Misa’s birthday but to personally inspect this city after the king spoken out on this issue. Before Misa’s birthday party begins, Noire and Fina gang up to force Yuna to wear this lovely dress. Can she take off her bear suit?! APPARENTLY YES!!! HOW?! Oh well, as long as those bear gloves and boots stay on. And of course, Yuna is looking so stunning with this beautiful dress. A different side to her other than her bear suit. Oh wow. But don’t steal the limelight. It’s Misa’s birthday party, you know. Yuna then gives teddy bear presents to her. This sends Noire reeling because she didn’t get one and ‘blames’ her parents for not giving birth to her on today. WTF… Don’t worry, Yuna promises to get her a set next time.

Episode 12
When Yuna is in town, suddenly she gets a distress call for help from Fina. She rushes back to see everyone being taken out! Misa is missing. After healing an injured Fina, she is told that somebody came to kidnap Misa. Alright. That does it. No more Ms Nice Bear. She has an idea who did this and has her bears lead her there. As we all also know, it is stupid Randle who kidnapped Misa. But in her cell there are also other kidnapped kids whose families do not listen to them. Randle goes to brag about this to his dad to use Misa to get Gran to bow to their demands and of course he blows his top over his stupidity and stubbornness. Too late about thinking Randle will take him down along with him because here Yuna is at the doorstep. She’s not in the mood for playing so if you don’t answer her questions, you get taken out. Brad then attacks her and of course she avoids. He is impressed with her skills and starts blabbing that he was the one who kidnapped Misa. Yuna couldn’t be ‘happier’ since now she gets to beat his ass. They start fighting and while Brad enjoys it, he’ll soon learn that Yuna is in a league of her own. She doesn’t use up all her raging power until Brad spills that he loves beating up the weak, include Fina and Noire who tried to futilely protect Misa. Yup, that sealed his doom. Yuna takes him out and panicky Randle takes Misa out as hostage. Dumb move because she punches him out cold. Gajurdo pleads his innocence that he has nothing to do with it all. It was all Randle’s doing. Ellalaura is here with the guards to arrest them as Misa claims there are other abducted kids in the cell. Because Gajurdo is willing to cooperate and bring down his own son just to save his own skin, Ellalaura then has her guards search his whole mansion. Maybe they’ll stumble upon proof of his wrongdoings. And that’s the end of these arrogant nobles. Misa now can cry her heart out in Yuna’s arms. They are then reunited with the rest who are glad everything turned out well. In the aftermath, Gajurdo, Randle and Brad are imprisoned. With the ton of evidence of Gajurdo’s wrongdoing, he was given the death penalty. Randle was stripped of his title and exiled from Sheelin. Gran and his family inherited the sole position of Sheelin’s mayor and the town soon prospered. Everyone praising Yuna as a goddess who brings more luck to good people and bad luck to the bad ones. Yeah, how does the title of goddess of bears sound! Unbearable! HAHAHA!

Bare Necessities: Can’t Bear Punch This One Out Of A Paper Bag!
I guess we needed some sort of circumstances for Yuna to unleash her rage as well as the full extent of her bear powers. Yeah. Dumb noble dick scumbags are the only way to go but as I have seen, all that isn’t even half of Yuna’s true power. I mean, the girl who can easily take down monsters and beasts, if she unleashed all that on these bad people, they’ll be dead! And Yuna will be tainted as a murderer! And that will make all the lolis lose their smiles and thus failed to protect those cute little smiles she promised to do so. Can’t have that, can we? So yeah, just rough them up a little bit and now she’s the goddess of this world. Oh wow. I can’t believe we BEAR through all that! Thank goodness it is now over!

Honestly, this season felt boring and very forgettable. I don’t see what this season is about except more of Yuna and friends cute and kawaii shenanigans. Oh wait. Does this series have a serious plot to begin with? After all, with all the sugar coated niceness, it seems that we have all but forgotten that this whole world is actually a game that Yuna is trapped inside! Do we still remember that?! What was the game’s name again? Oh right. World Fantasy Online AKA WFO! Yeah, don’t even remember it all had I not do some referring to my previous blog! Yikes. Really and truly have forgotten about it all, no? Or is that a forgone conclusion because Yuna has now adapted herself pretty well into this world and can consider herself a true citizen and inhabitant of Crimonia. Whatever the case may be, this season still sucks. To put it in the crudest of ways, that is. Remember, Yuna has no family or friends back in her own world so there’s no reason for her to go back there, right? And what’s this about making money via stocks?! Yeah, screw that. Adventuring and eating good food here is much better. So uhm, can Yuna hand me those stocks because it’s not like she’s needing the money, no?

I mean really, what else can we expect from the second season? There’s no nefarious plot to overthrow the kingdom or some sort of Demon Lord trying to take over the world or heck, destroy it. It’s such a nice world to live in except for a few stupid and arrogant nobles (aside the pesky monsters). Otherwise, this is very much a very peaceful life in this kingdom. At least for Yuna who is so freaking overpowered so there is nothing, literally nothing in this world that can best her. Therefore we can be rest assured and not worry if Yuna is going to die or seriously get injured because it’s part of the script that would not allow such drama to befall on our main beary character. Yeah. As long as this bear suit girl is around, the peace is safely kept. Everyone’s smile is protected. Everybody lives happily ever after.

Just like the plot for this season, the characters are also forgettable. We all know Yuna from last season so she’s not going to go through any major changes here. After all, she’s already so powerful how much more powerful can you make her? Just short of becoming God, that is. And so Yuna has learnt to BEAR with wearing the silly suit but it gives her all the powers she needs to kick ass and show those idiots their places. Good enough. Though the biggest surprise is that she can actually take the whole bear suit that covers her entire body and head off. I don’t know, is there a loophole somewhere because as far as I know, she couldn’t take it off anyhow and is stuck with this. Because if that is the case, why not just leave those gloves and boots and then go wear something else less embarrassing? Did she not figure this out or is this an oversight by everybody? Or is Yuna loving this bear suit actually… Mind boggling…

Even all the lolis this season feel as forgettable and boring. By the time I am typing this sentence, I can’t even remember a single memorable thing about them. Maybe a few stuffs. Like Fina on the verge of having some sort of anxiety attack for fear of offending the royalty since she was left alone in their care while Yuna is away. Don’t laugh, it could be very traumatic for an ordinary young commoner girl. But sadly, that is all I remember her for this season. Even Noire is pretty forgettable too except to ramp up the loli cuteness of everything. Just like every other lolis here. Just there to be cute so that we can fawn at how cute these young girls are. Are you sure this isn’t a show for lolicons? Even Shia only had her moment of shine in the early episodes and after that, she went MIA. Even that, she didn’t really do much since Yuna is the reluctant star. But better than never appearing at all, right? Because looking back at my previous blog, I noticed that there are a handful of characters that didn’t show up in this season like Atla. Not that I remember them in the first place but going through my blog and stumbling upon names I already forgotten, oh well, that’s how I ‘remembered’ them. And with a few new ones, I guess that only adds to the forgettable mess which of course my brain can’t handle and don’t care at this point.

EMT Squared was retained to handle this sequel so it’s great to see some consistency in the art and animation. Of course just like the first season, everything here is bright and colourful and your character designs especially the girls even the adults have this cute loli looks. Sure this is not a series for lolicons? Although some of the backgrounds and sceneries are still nice and high quality, but sometimes some of them look like filters. Did somebody forget to take out those dots in the background? Oh right, it’s this series’ trademark visuals. Oh well, when you’re paying attention to the cute lolis… Azumi Waki who sang the first season’s opener, also sings this season opening theme. Kimi To No Mirai sounds almost similar to Itsuka No Kioku, like as though it is its spiritual successor. This upbeat anime piece has all the liveliness and sparkling cuteness that makes it, uhm, lively and sparkling with cuteness. Just like last season too, Maki Kawase is also retained to sing the ending theme. However Zutto sounds more dramatic, a little dark and mature, rather than all that cuteness that was Ano Ne.

Oh wow. Look how short my end blog for this season has been! A testament that I was really bored in watching this sequel and there was nothing much to write and even sh*t on. Good for you if you love all those sparkling cute loli goodness. I’m done with this. I got sucker (bear) punched. But oh well, to be fair, it was not entirely a bad series and to say that I have wasted my time watching this isn’t fair either. Because there was some sort of hope (no matter how faint it is) that somewhere in this season, things might pick up and get better. But it did not. I was just bored all the way. That’s right. Unfortunately I grit my teeth and BEAR with all the boredom until I’m so numb at this point. Thank goodness it has ended. No more another season, please! That would definitely by utmost unbearable!

OH MY GOD!!! OH NO!!! HOW COULD THIS BE?! One of the worst isekai series is back and has a sequel???!!! Did my ears hear wrongly?! Are my eyes playing tricks on me?! Is my brain deceiving me?! Apparently not. It’s true. Because yeah, Isekai Wa Smartphone To Tomo Ni S2 just dropped. That’s right. You know that anime whereby reincarnated main character was allowed to bring his handphone to his new world and create anything, and I mean ANYTHING from that damn Smartphone of his. And don’t forget his harem too. Yes. That. Oh brother. I never thought a series like this would ever get a sequel, especially when its first season was released back in 2017. That’s about 6 years ago! Of all the isekai animes out there, this is one that got another season after a long time? Oh well, Smartphones are getting more and more intrusive in our lives and now we are just so freaking dependant on it. So what a way to remind us all about that indispensable tool that makes us all dependent tools on it with this heinous second season. I made that up but yeah, Smartphones are here to stay…

Episode 1
We see Touya and his girls fighting a pair of mythril golems. Skin too hard to cut? Why, Touya using his Smartphone to send them plunging from the sky! That did the f*cking trick!!! Back home, Leen talks to him about finding the remaining Babylon teleportation gates but Touya doesn’t seem interested in it. After all, it’s not like Leen has any lead on it right now. Touya gets a call from God so a timely visit to assure his second life is so much more fun. Definitely they have so much time on their hands, they really want to see where he goes with his fiancée. Speaking of which, Yumina talks to the other girls about this ‘engagement ring’ Touya gave them all as it also serves as some power ups. You know what they say about less (wo)men more share? They think in the future there will be many other girls who will try to snag Touya and knowing he is the weak guy who can’t say no, he’ll end up with more fiancées. So it’s up to them to get stronger and be enough to support him. So yeah, Yae may be the first as she goes around town with Touya as she manages to get him hold her hand. Normal for fiancées to do that, right? Then Touya and Yumina visit the latter’s parents. The king really wants some grandchildren but Yumina isn’t ready to go that far yet. The queen warns Touya that there might be some nobles especially those who were engaged to Yumina may not accept Touya and may grow hostile towards him. Hence he needs to have some accomplishments to prove himself. Later in town, he learns the inn is not having many customers these days. Touya thinks on how to make the customers stay for the long term. Aha! He creates a hotspring! FROM HIS HANDPHONE!!! OMFG!!! WTF???!!! A few people are called over to test it. Why only old men on his side? Anyway, Yumina wonders if the rest are half-heartedly in love with Touya since they are too shy to admit his love for him. Yeah, it’s bait to get them to reveal why they love him. In short, it’s like this: Elze: He makes me feel like a real woman; Linze: He paid attention to her and solved her anxiety around men; Yae: He has a true heart and stands up for others; Yumina: Love at first sight. Enough said. Meanwhile Francesca tries to be cheeky and climb over to Touya’s side. Thank goodness he laced the fence with some paralysis. Just when he is about to return enjoying his bath, Leen barges in to announce she found a ruin of Babylon!

Episode 2
As the gang heads out to the desert where the next ruin is, they stumble into a group of refugees led by Rebecca running away from an attacking Fraze. However as they attack, it has no effect. Suddenly Ende pops up before Touya. He easily destroys it! He explains about using the same vibrations and frequency to destroy it. Also noting about the cracks in the barrier of the world and that’s why these creatures are coming in. It seems Fraze’s goal is to look for a sleeping king. As in Ende too. Then he leaves. Tending to the refugees, Rebecca and her men are helping these slaves escape the cruelty of their kingdom. But as their master has died, their slave collars cannot be taken off. Oh my, just leave it to Touya to easily take them off! But since they have their slave status, they cannot return to their kingdom. Yumina offers to take them all in. Later Leen questions him about Ende. Who the f*ck that guy? He explains how they met and especially this strange coin he paid him with. Francesca recognizes this coin minted more than 5,000 years ago! Then they also ask him about Fraze so he tells them what he knows as told from Regina. Not that he wanted to keep it a secret, just never found the right time to tell them. Anyway, it was predicted the world would be destroyed by Fraze but then they suddenly disappeared. Back then as the people fought back, by the time the ultimate weapon known as Frame Gear was created, Fraze disappeared. Touya is excited to hear Frame Gear is a mecha and wants to ride it. It is probably in Babylon’s hangar so they head to this ruin as Touya gets transported inside to another garden. Another weird android girl, Rosetta. She wants him to guess her underwear colour! Wouldn’t Touya love to play this game? WTF colourless?! Anyway, this proves Touya to be the new master of this hangar. To his disappointment, it’s just a workshop. Even if Touya can use his skill to duplicate, this one can at least mass produce as long as he has the materials. Unfortunately Rosetta can’t make Frame Gear as she doesn’t have the blueprint and the workshop can only make accessories. Rosetta is introduced to the other girls. Is there some rivalry or bad blood with Francesca? Anyway, Touya wants to merge both gardens since he is control. But back home, a new problem arises as Rebecca and the slaves can’t find proper work. As they don’t have any skills, they can’t join any guild. So live here until something is done? Touya is fine with that but he can’t have them work at Babylon’s workshop since he needs to keep it as a secret

Episode 3
Touya is now the manager of this library café and has employed several staffs to help run it. One day with Yumina as they are at the guild to take on a quest to take down some bloody crab, the receptionist, Prim asks Touya if he has this book series called The Order Of The Rose. She would like him to order a complete set. He sees no biggies in that until Yumina explains about the story about that book. Basically, gay romance happening between the knights! She knows about it because the author is a friend. Under the penname Riel Rifrese, she is actually Reliel Rehn Refreese, the princess of the Refreese kingdom. Yes, she writes such weird stories. Touya gets more orders from Prim as she has her fellow receptionists write down what books they want. From those shady titles, I can guess their rotten fetishes… Boy In A Cage, Sweet And Dangerous Embrace, The Mage And The Sweet Trap… Yeah… As Touya looks for those books in the store, he notices a lady being depressed as she learns the last copy of a book she wants has been sold out. Yes, Touya bought it. Learning what kind of books he is buying, she wants to trade. That volume in exchange for her signature. Yes, this girl is Riel. Touya shocks her by revealing her true name so she panics and starts thinking his intention is to steal the chastity of the next king and take over the nation! WTF?! Head chop! When Touya introduces himself as Yumina’s unofficial fiancé, once more her imaginations run wild. Yumina getting married?! Is it a sham marriage and Touya’s target is the king! WTF?! Head chop! Thankfully Yumina explains everything so Riel better keep her mouth shut if she doesn’t want another Touya’s punishment. Touya gets all the books as Prim and her friends happily indulge in their reading. Time for Elze to have some screen time with Touya as he gives her this Chinese dress as present. Stunning. Soon, Linze shows Touya a new series by Riel. It’s about an overpowered man who gets the nation’s knight, beautiful princess, her brother and prince as he climbs up the ladder. Wow. Doesn’t this protagonist sound and look familiar? Looks like Touya’s going to need to practice that head chop. Don’t look now because Riel is on a roll with more inspirations! Next volume coming out next month!

Episode 4
When Touya visits the empire’s capital, holy f*ck it’s under attack! That escalated quickly! After helping a soldier, healing him and bringing him to safety, he learns the military is rebelling against the kingdom. Inside the palace, Touya saves Princess Lucia Rea Regulus from being assassinated. Her knight aide, Carol Rillettes wants Touya to teleport her to safety. However Lucia won’t leave till her father and brother are safe. They find Emperor Zephyr unconscious and of course the perpetrator is the military guy, General Bazoar. He thinks the emperor has gone senile as he refuses to break the nonaggression pact allowing him to invade Belfast. Bazoar thinks he can do it because he has summoned the Demon Lord as his subordinate after sacrificing criminals. Also, he has a few bracelets that nullify as well as absorb magic. Touya knows he can’t win for now and teleports the rest to safety. Also, he toys with Bazoar’s pride by making him slip?! And some illusion magic to make him scared while he escapes. Back at his mansion, obviously Lucia has fallen for him but Yumina has to put her foot down and mention Touya is her fiancé. Bummer, right? But knowing she likes Touya a lot, why not incorporate him into his harem?! Sorry, that’s just me saying that. But I get what’s going on. Touya confirms with Rosetta that Bazoar’s artefacts were leaked from the store. Yeah, looks like we have a clumsy garden admin on our hands. With Zephyr awake and safe, Lucia wants Touya to find her brother. This guy looks familiar? Yeah, it’s that soldier he saved. Touya and his harem soon storm the capital and take down the military. Easy. Heck, Touya even easily defeating the Demon Lord! THE FREAKING DEMON LORD! I guess this proves he is more overpowered. To face Bazoar, he locks him in a barrier with some stinky slime. Enough for him to pass out and end the coup. Wow. It’s already over?! Using Touya’s Smartphone as projection, Zephyr apologizes to his people about the coup and credits Touya’s bravery. Touya returns to his harem but for once they stay away from him because he stinks of that slime!

Episode 5
To thank Touya for saving his kingdom, Zephyr hopes he can wed Lucia. SAY WHAT?! That’s right. Marry him as his wife! Heck, even Yumina agrees to that and has already made arrangements! SAY WHAT?! Why does Touya not get a say in this?! With Lucia happily accepting, now both nations are on good terms. That’s not the end of it, though. Both kings have also agreed to cede some portions of their land at the border so that Touya can have a small kingdom to rule! They’re serious in that seeing they need Touya to have some sort of status if they’re going to marry their daughters. Well, it’s a good offer and not like Touya can refuse, right? So as Touya discuss this with his girls, first he names his new kingdom as the Duchy of Brunhild. After his gun? It is suggested they build a new home there and move in as soon as possible as occupying this place would look like they are favouring Belfast. Also, this mansion could now be serve as an embassy for Belfast. So how to build a new castle? Just ask Rosetta. Yeah, her workshop is bloody convenient in replicating materials so there you have it. All the construction materials needed to make the castle go up in just 3 days! Damn, this is better than his Smartphone! Leen pays a visit to also inform Touya that she is no longer an ambassador of Belfast but Mismede. She got bored and switched?

Touya then gets a letter from the king. This time the emperor of Refreese is here to see him. They also want to have good relations with Belfast so, oh no, not marry his daughter?! You mean that crazy princess! Touya would love to decline but thank goodness the emperor says she is already engaged. Phew. Touya learns that more rulers want to see him. I’m sure there’s more to it than building friendly relations. True enough, the monarchs just want to hang out with each other! So Touya and his girls get working on the entertainment room and prepares lots of gaming facilities and amenities. Touya is soon visited by Tsubaki who relays the bad news that their new lord mismanaged the land and in the end, got it confiscated. Now with no place, she hopes he can take in the Takeda clan. Can he say no? With his duchy growing in population, Touya discusses with Kousaka on how the people can secure their livelihood. Yeah, build more roads and shops! Brunhild is booming in no time. Lucia comes over to hand Touya her bento. Delicious. Did he call her cute too?! Touya you smooth operator! Touya then entertains the royals, monarchs and his people in his entertainment room before ending it with a nice fireworks show. He gives Lucia a ring. Now that makes it official. He notes they look like siblings but in no time they’ll look like lovers and then a married couple. I don’t know, they look like one to me right now!

Episode 6
Touya and co find another teleportation gate in the frozen wastelands. Touya teleports in to meet its admin, Bell Flora. So he has to pass an acceptance test which is groping her boobs?! Because he didn’t do anything more, she passes him and proceeds to register him as her master via kiss. I swear, this registering thingy is getting weirder and weirder. Touya learns that this is an alchemy ward. Basically it houses all sorts of medicine. Mostly lust based ones… Flora is then introduced to the rest and since her huge racks stand out, cheeky Leen wants to know if Touya fondled them. Flora spills everything to the kissing and makes him sound like a lecher. These girls should’ve seen this coming, right? Touya goes to research on how to fly. Yeah, he manages to do so but goes overboard and gets a bit dizzy. Talking to Elze, some technicality that he can’t cast this fly spell on her. But if he combines it with levitation, there you go. Now they’re both flying. WTF loophole?! With the God of Love calling Touya about some of his harem wanting to meet their parents, Touya goes to see Yae’s parents. Surprisingly, father agrees to their engagement. So, no duel? Father changes his mind and wants to how strong he is. But it is Yae who will fight on Touya’s behalf since she doesn’t want him to get hurt. Noting how much she loves him, they let this pass. Next, Touya sees Linze and Elze’s parents. No problems here but one of the kids note about some thunder bears causing trouble in the vicinity.

Touya easily takes care of them and while the guild confirms all his kills, he waits and what do you know? Ende shows up. Time to let us in a bit on what’s going on. He explains more about Fraze who are from another world, trying to look for the king’s core. It is however residing in someone’s body. Because the human heartbeat drowns out the sound, they cannot hear and that’s why they kill to eliminate the noise. This was why the world was almost destroyed 5,000 years ago. As looking for their king is just instinctual, they aren’t even aware of being invaders. Ende admits he was also there to help exterminate the Fraze until some barrier got repaired and they left. As the barrier is weakening, there is no telling when they will return. Especially the advanced ones. As for Ende’s mission, although he is also seeking the core, he isn’t killing anybody. Killing Fraze is just to buy time until the core is transferred to the next world. He is just a traveller. Touya is worried history might repeat itself so he sees Rosetta if she can create Frame Gears. Long story short, no. The most they could do now is gather materials and they need tons of need just to make one. Touya then confides in his familiars so they think he needs something that can fly. In that case why not summon the Flaming Emperor? And so they summon this phoenix who agrees to form a pact with Touya because he has already formed so with her pals, thus she trusts him. With Touya naming her Kougyoku, he has her release and scatter numerous birds all over. They are to track anything suspicious and let him know. He hopes to find the remaining Babylon ruins.

Episode 7
Wow. We’re moving on fast! Yumina sleeping with Touya! Only makes sense because they’re married, right? Oh wait. They’re not! Not just yet! With Kougyoku reporting another Babylon, Touya and his girls head there. But first, time to show his wives’ chops as they all take down the monsters. Yeah, Touya not even needed! Touya enters the teleportation circle and this feisty petite girl attacks him with a wrench! But this Shana rip-off AKA Fredmonica AKA Monica is easy to deal with. She slips up, unwittingly showing her pantsu many times. She even throws a tantrum after admits losing. But soon registers Touya as her master via kiss. Touya is relieved that he hit the jackpot as this a hangar where Frame Gear is stored. But here’s the bad news: No fuel to run them. Runs on ether liquid. Maybe Flora can help make some? Yes she can. But she needs ether ore. Uhm, what’s that again? The girls show this little crystal which Flora confirms it is so. However they need big chunks to make a decent one. Don’t worry, use the Smartphone to find its location. How convenient! There’s some in Brunhild! Touya tests out piloting a Frame Gear and then creates a few simulation cockpit so his wives can train in them. Production of the real Frame Gear is slow but at this rate they’ll soon have enough for everyone to pilot them.

Suddenly Sue comes running to Touya and desperately wants to marry him! He likes young girls, right?! Woah, woah! Hold on! Reim explains that Prince Zabune of Linhea Kingdom wants to marry Sue right now after seeing her at a social party. Like Sue, he is against the marriage because Zabune has reputation for being a womanizer (and Touya is not?), mistreats others and is already over 30 years old. No wonder Sue is so desperate to marry Touya even if she will be at the bottom of the pecking order. Discussing with the rest, his harem of course agrees to this. The more the merrier! Heh. Only for Touya’s case, RIGHT?! But the problem now is trying to refuse the marriage because this will lead to Linhea severing relations. Well, got to give Francesca points for suggesting to just kill that useless bastard! Of course Touya wants diplomacy so he goes to talk to Sue’s father first. This won’t be easy dealing with Zabune as he has the prime minister’s backing, Wardack. This is why he isn’t expelled from the royal family as he is the one holding real power while its king is just a figurehead. Plus, Wardack is the same family of Queen Dacia, Zabune’s mother. He uses that status to get things his way. The only decent royalty is the second prince but his mother is a concubine. Unfortunately his mother is kept isolated due to an illness and he is forced to live away with her. Linhea’s emissary is here to talk things out. The king pointing out Touya will be Sue’s husband. When the emissary learns who Touya is and that he can do teleportation, he begs him to save his mother. He is Cloud Zeph Linhea, the second prince!

Episode 8
Further revelation reveals that Cloud’s mom, Erya is actually imprisoned and his father the king cannot do anything because Wardack is holding all the power and might kill him. Hence Zabune’s engagement to Sue is only because he wants to ascend the throne. Touya and the other kings hold a summit to discuss this. They all agree to do something about Linhea but dump all the responsibilities to Touya! Touya using his invisibility mode, goes with Cloud back to his kingdom. Cloud talks to Zabune about his failure to get Sue because he is already engaged to Touya. Zabune mercilessly beats him up and then says he should’ve kidnapped Sue because it won’t matter after he enslaves her. Furthermore, he wants Cloud to start rumours that Touya is a womanizer and since he won’t, more beating up. Later, they rescue Zabune’s slave and disables the slave collar. Just in time because they see Zabune talking to Wardack about his missing slave. Wardack suggests killing her since he doesn’t need that slave. Good thing they saved her because the collar just got crushed! Wardack then continues to tell his plan to Zabune. Obviously send Cloud to some northern kingdom to declare war. They will then kill Cloud on the spot for that. First step to prevent all that, Touya teleports Cloud to where Erya is held captive to rescue her. Now that nothing is holding back Cloud, they can go on the offensive. They also meet Marquis Koupe who is a good man who helps Cloud as they plan their next move.

Touya in invisible mode uses his Smartphone to record the devious dealings behind closed doors of Wardack. Basically Wardack knows Erya has escaped and this puts a damper on his next plan. So before Erya’s escape reaches the king’s ears, they plan to make him renounce his throne to Zabune who is revealed to be the child of Dacia and Zabune! Now you know where the fatty genes come from, right?! Touya conveniently replays this footage to the rest who are shocked of this plan to oust the royal family. Soon the king of Linhea makes his announcement to step down and pass on the throne to… Cloud! Why? He summons Touya to play that footage in front of everyone. Now that the king knows everything, he is no longer scared of Wardack and strips him of his title and everything. Zabune continues to blame others and this isn’t all his fault. But the king won’t turn a blind eye to his evil deeds and passes on the death sentence! He gets scared and then blames Touya, even threatening to ruin his women and nation?! Oh yeah, Touya doesn’t hold back to shoot a few warning shots at him! Try it, buster! Scaredy cat got so scared he fainted! With Cloud the next king and Koupe the next prime minister, although officially Zabune, Wardack and Dacia have been officially given the death sentence, they are actually now slaves in some other kingdom to atone their crimes. Sue is happy with all this good news. What is he going to say to his future wife? Oh Touya, don’t make her cry… Since the others already gave their blessing, Touya will wait till she is 18 to marry her. Everybody happy and wins in the end.

Episode 9
After witnessing a marriage between the royals of different nations, Touya’s girls also dream of theirs. Oh damn, he has to hold 6 weddings?! Count ‘em! Assuming he doesn’t get more! Hence as Yumina suggests, they should all go on a date with him to improve their intimacy and relationship. After all, Touya has been so busy working in his duchy that he lacks spending time with them! Oh my! I wonder if that’s a blessing. And so we see them going out on a date with him and taking turns to hold his hand. When jealous punks try to rob them, his girls easily beat the sh*t out of those losers. No need for Touya to even raise a hand. When they return, Sue is mad because she was left out of this date. Therefore she gets to date him all by herself the next day. Rosetta then contacts Touya that a Frame Gear is ready. Happily he and his girls go to check on it. Since Yae has the least magic proficiency, she is given the honours to ride it first. Works like a charm. Yeah, now everybody takes turns to pilot it. So sad Touya is last in line… Rosetta then hands him a sword made out of Fraze’s crystals. She also has made some bullets out of it but since she is out of orichalcum material, she hopes he can get some. Using his Smartphone to look for orichalcum golems, he notes there are some at the kingdom of Lestia. He flies three to see a village under attacked by Fraze. The knights are on the verge of defeat when Touya swoops down to save them. Time to test his new sword. Cuts like knife through hot butter. Once the threat is gone, Touya talks to the knight leader who is also the kingdom’s princess, Hildegard Minas Lestia. She is grateful for his help and notes his specialized sword to fight Fraze. Noting that her gaze is hinting she really wants such sword, Touya thinks of building good relations with Lestia, he gives her a few of his swords to commemorate their meeting. Touya then leaves to get some orichalcum. When that is done and about to go home, he sees a strange deer who then leads him to a very badly wounded girl. He tries to heal her but she passes out.

Episode 10
Flora tells Touya that this girl is amnesiac. Although it is mostly about herself as she is still able to speak, write, etc. Better not insult it is a result of Flora’s treatment because she threatens to chop of his dick and regrow it! OMFG!!! Touya talks to her and obviously she remembers nothing. Finding it hard for her to be nameless, he calls her Sakura because of her beautiful hair colour and eye. Wow. He sure knows how to charm, eh? But sorry, still amnesiac. As Sakura wanders around his territory, Touya notices she has a beautiful voice. Great singer. Even greater as he plays the piano and she accompanies it. But soon Touya is given an important quest from the guild. Apparently this Catoblepas creatures can petrify you when you look into its eyes as well as emit poisonous gas. 13 adventurers have fallen victim and nobody is as strong as Touya to stop it. Guess he has got to do it. He lets his wives know so they’re eager to help him too. Before that, Touya gives Yae a special sword created to fight Fraze, making other girls jealous. Then the gang goes to tackle a Catoblepas and after a hard fought battle, manages to decapitate it. Though, Touya almost got his feet petrified but thanks to the recovery spell, it saved his skin. Though, his affected clothes can’t be saved. The Catoblepas’ petrification is still in effect even when it’s dead so Lucia almost fell victim to it. This part is cue for some trolling fanservice because her pantsu got petrified! Touya is forced to look away while the girls handle this. Uhm, should Touya cover his ears too?! Then another Catoblepas but this time Touya hits an idea. Use some mosaic spell to cover its eyes! Why didn’t we all think of that?! Touya is rewarded after taking down the rest of those beasts. He recovers the petrified adventurers too soon because what happens when a group of naked men are within visual distance of hot chicks? I guess they’re not as hot as Touya… The kings are having mecha fun battling each other in the Frame Gears! Touya agrees to lend them each since he believes Brunhild can’t handle all of Fraze and it’s best to have everyone prepare for it.

Episode 11
Look who is visiting Touya? Why, it’s the God of Love! Posing as his sister, Karen, she meets his future wives and they’re ecstatic to meet her as well. So apparently watching all the love flocking by Touya isn’t enough and thus she has to come down herself to soak in all that love power. WTF. Soon, Hildegard and her grandpa who is the previous king, Galen visit. Galen heard about the machines he has to fight Fraze so Touya shows them. Galen wants to borrow them and Touya agrees if he doesn’t misuse it. Of course this means Galen’s purpose of visit is also to build relationships and become his ally. Hildegard then requests to fight Touya’s strongest. After sparring with Yae, she soon learns that Touya has not one, not two, not three but 6 fiancees! OMFG. Oh, look at the despair on her face. Karen then jumps in to push things forward to claim Hildegard is in love with Touya and wants to marry him. No use hiding now. She admits it and his wives approve of her becoming Touya’s seventh! Oh my. Seventh heaven. Because Galen won’t allow his granddaughter to get married without resolve, Touya fears he must fight him… But now we see Hildegard talking with the council of Touya’s wives as they approve of her. Karen then eggs Hildegard to describe the coolness of Touya and how he looks in her eyes. Yeah, Hildegard spilling all the romantic stuffs that sends other girls squealing. That’s what you call love at first sight. And now it’s time to prove herself as Hildegard fights Galen to prove herself to marry Touya. At first she looks like she is losing ground so Touya does a sneaky move by using his Smartphone to project a sexy bikini babe to distract that pervy old man. This allows Hildegard to come back and win. Now Touya’s wives are jealous. Because who that busty babe! GRRR!!! Oh… Uhm… Gotta tend to the winner and injured. And now Hildegard is official as all the wives gather because Karen is going to spill more juicy stuffs on Touya like his first love as a child! Aren’t we all eager to hear such stories!

Episode 12
All the girls are dressed in sailor uniform because well, Karen said that is Touya’s fetish! WTF?! Oh Touya, are you going to deny them?! Yeah, you girls look cute. See how happy they are? Soon Touya finds himself in another Babylon ruin. However this is both the tower and rampart together as both found each other a long time ago and docked. He meets Preliora AKA Liora who is the admin for the rampart who surprisingly sounds very normal and accepts him as her master without any testing shenanigans. She then brings him to Pamela Noel, the admin for the tower. How to wake up this sleepyhead? Give food! She too doesn’t have him go through all those weird tests. As long as he can feed her with lots of food and provide a good place to sleep, she’ll register him as his master. Okay. What more can he ask, right? And here comes the kisses as registration… Soon Touya gets word that Belfast’s king now has a healthy born son. Finally he has an heir to his nation. He gives Touya the honour to name him. Yamato. Need to inject some Japan spirit into this prince?! But soon the Babylon androids confront Touya because they saw through the clairvoyance gem that he will have 9 wives and each bore a child for him! OH WAIT! WHAT?! Reminder, currently he has 7… This is so because there are 9 ruins and hence that magic number. So, he gonna give each his wife a Babylon garden to administer? The other girls heard about this and wants an explanation. No use hiding, Touya. The cat is out. Wow. For them to look so disappointed at him for having more wives… Are you girls sure not treating him as your property?! Then they decided it can’t be helped so they still charge him guilty. WTF?! The only way out is to kiss each one of them. Touya ‘escapes’ for now by claiming to go celebrate Yamato’s birth. During the fireworks, Touya claims he wants to live with all of them forever despite not having children yet. Oh, you don’t know… Cue for each of them trying to kiss him. While Yumina and Linze got a normal kiss, Sue gets a little peck. Lucia runs away after being too embarrassed and Hildegard passes out. Yae and Elze beat him up after he kisses them. WTF?! You girls wanted this, right?! Then they all continue to watch the fireworks as the androids get even more curious as they peek into the crystal ball to see all his wives. Yup, count them. 9 beautiful wives in their wedding dress.

First Wives Club: The Real (Royal) Housewives Of Brunhild
Can the ending get any cheesier than this?! Yeah, got to remind us all the wives that Touya will soon be marrying and f*cking so as to give him a child! I can’t imagine they will all grow up and fight a battle royale to succeed Touya’s throne! HAHA! Made that one up but I guess that bloody succession thing is for another delusion story another time. For now, everybody just happy to live their peaceful lives as it is. Assuming Fraze doesn’t come burn down everything. Oh heck, the battle for attention among his future wives will be the greatest battle Touya will ever face like no other! Better appreciate the good times right now.

If there is one thing that I want to point out about this season’s plot, it is for Touya to amass his wives! I am sure that there are other plots about this series but as far as I can see for this second season, it is all about Touya getting more wives! Like having his usual quartet from the last season wasn’t enough, because I suppose the more the merrier and now how many does he have? Spoiler alert, ending credits animation should give a good idea on how many wives he will supposedly have by the end of the season. Yeah it’s no joke. Are they trying to make Francesca’s predictions come true? She predicted he’ll have 9 wives. Oh heck, it will come true! But that is so only so far… If it’s not fiancees and future wives that Touya is getting, there’s be a bunch of other girls who are interested in him or least stay a close acquaintance or ally like those garden androids. So in order to hide the fact that he has too many girls around him, hence he is given his own mini kingdom with his own subjects so it won’t be looking so obvious that Touya collects and keeps girls. HOLY SH*T! WHAT AM I SAYING?! Oh wait, with his own kingdom to rule, this means he now has a place where his girls can run around scot free under his supervision!

The only interesting plot that interests me is the Fraze (respelled as Phrase officially but I’m keeping my old spelling for consistency purposes). Once again, Ende pops up mysteriously to drop more bits and pieces about this very strange phenomenon. And then off he goes and disappears like the wind again. So aside from the cringey wife amassing shenanigans which is actually my favourite subject of such anime series (that I shamefully admit to), I was hoping to see some sort of development regarding this Fraze thingy and the strange thing that these creatures are looking forward. Oh well, are they trying to say to wait for another season to find out more?! Oh dear. In the meantime, we’ll get back to more of Touya’s wife amassing antics. After all, not all the gardens have been found and it’ll be some time before Touya finds and merges all of them. Only then I am guessing he and his wives, girls and allies will be ready to take on the full onslaught of Fraze. Too bad it’s not in this season. Time to for me to go think up some crazy Fraze conspiracies like the sleeping king they’re looking for is Touya because the core they want is the heart filled with love, something Touya has after amassing his wives! Oh yeah. Somebody stop me.

Is it me or do I feel that this season it seems Touya has relied a lot less on his Smartphone. Sure, he does use it from time to time but I don’t see him spamming it all the time in utilizing it. Perhaps whatever needs to be created has already been done and there is no need for him to overwork the app whatever. Also, Touya’s girls are strong enough and a bunch of savages especially when they work in a group to take down monsters. Ah yes, Touya not really needed so he doesn’t need to get his hands dirty or even whip up his Smartphone to do something because his wives already got it all covered. So yeah, in a way it feels like a shame that his Smartphone has been relegated to a secondary tool. But in other ways, it feels a lot better since he doesn’t need to rely on that thing that we have becomes so attached and relied upon in our daily lives. Remember, despite the title of this anime, the main star is Touya, not his Smartphone. Hell yeah, on a trivial note, Touya sure didn’t need that Tinder app, the way he is amassing his wives naturally! HAHAHA!!!

As for the Frame Gears that Touya is slowly manufacturing, how come I feel that this is going to be like China’s panda diplomacy policy? Oh you know, Touya is willing to lend his mecha to them if they are allies to fight off Fraze. Yeah. That. So if you’re not an ally and want to have your hands piloting this big boys’ toy, you better get on the good side of Touya. And with all the allied kings hanging out at Touya’s place, they must be having the time of their life with Touya’s hospitality as well as the Frame Gears. It’s like Touya is the scapegoat to provide them with all sorts of entertainment. Oh well, only he could create and come up with such, right? Just like dumping all their responsibilities on him because no matter what, Touya will still get it done. Somehow. We are so assured.

As for the characters, what else can I say about them this season? Touya as the main character trying to live his second life and now he has to juggle with more responsibilities as he got his own mini kingdom. The land and his wives, that is. From the looks of it, he is handling it all fine and he’s not getting a mental breakdown because you know, so many wives! I’m sure I want to make some cringey joke about one wife is enough to drive a man crazy and freaking Touya has how many of them?! Yeah. But I guess that is why we’re all so jealous of him.

As for his harem, the more officially gets inducted, obviously the more of the pie they have to share. Get what I mean? But I guess it is alright for them because Touya’s coolness and awesomeness is to be shared by everyone! Touya belongs to everybody! Anyway, the original wife quartet has been given their dues last season so they don’t make much of an impact as the newly inducted ones. After all, there needs to be some sort of excuse why Touya takes them on. Like in Sue’s case, it’s to save her from a bad marriage and what a way to kill 2 birds with 1 stone because he also helped to kick out a dictator in that kingdom and bring justice back to it. Wow. You could also earn yourself a cute wife if you save an entire kingdom from terrorists and rebels. That’s how he got Lucia. And then the classic case of love at first sight for Hildegard. There is no stopping to Touya. In time too, Sakura will be official because with no memories, might as well make new ones and the best way is to marry him! By right Leen should be his wife too but I’m sure she is playing hard to get. It is a good thing the ruler of Linhea is a prince because if it was a princess, oh my goodness, another marriage at hand! Yikes! Overall, these Touya’s wife council might approve of each other and they’re all so friendly with each other. But they get jealous when he looks at outside women… Imagine a wallpaper hologram was enough to send some suspicions. How to solve this? Make her part of the wives pact! I can’t imagine Touya married to every single girl in this world. This is too much!

Thankfully not every girl he meets becomes his wife. In the case of Riel, I’m sure it would have been chaotic had she been that but thankfully and oh God thank goodness she is engaged to someone else. Someone else’s crazy wife problem… Heh. But you’ll never know. In time this may change and Riel may even join the party and write books for Touya’s harem that would open and awaken hem to a whole new world. Uh huh. More like a can of worms + Pandora’s box! As for the garden androids, each have their own quirky personality and although most of them are perverted in nature in one way or another. I think Monica is just being tsundere. And who could forget about Flora threatening to cut off Touya’s dick! That sure woke him up.

Although J.C. Staff took over from Production Reed in doing this sequel, thankfully there isn’t any obvious difference in the quality. The character designs and the art style mostly remain the same unlike certain sequels that somehow downgraded their visuals when they changed their studios (looking at you, a certain part timer devil series). While last season’s seiyuu’s are retained, new ones include Miyu Takagi as Lucia (Miyu in Wake Up Girls), Miyu Kubota as Sakura (Medusa in Jashin-chan Dropkick), Yuu Seizawa as Hildegard (Yumemi in Kakegurui), Madoka Asahina as Rosetta (Kominami in Bokutachi Wa Benkyou Ga Dekinai), Hisako Kamemoto as Flora (titular character in Shinryaku! Ika Musume), Miharu Hanai as Monica (Sassa in Busou Shoujo Machiavellism), Moe Kahara as Liora (Akari in Shokei Shoujo No virgin Road), Misaki Watada as Noel (Yaeka in Kumichou Musume To Sewagakari), Kenichi Ogata as Galen (Santori in Radiant) and Shunichi Toki as Cloud (Fukuma in Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu).

The one catching me by surprise is Misaki Kuno as Riel. I didn’t know it was her before I saw the credits. She wasn’t putting on her squeaky high pitch trademark voice as her character sounded a bit lower. This season’s opening theme is Real Diamond by Gemstone7. Not only it sounds generic a manufactured pop song, but it is quite heavy on the techno and synthesizer effects, making the song generally one huge noisy dubstep mess. The ending theme isn’t so bad but still not really to my liking. All of Touya’s 9 wives sing Isekai Jewelry. Still a generic anime rock pop but with the girls singing in their cute squeaky voices.

Last time I checked my blog on this series, it seems I didn’t really dislike it as I thought I would. My, how things changed throughout the years. Yeah, the first season was mediocre but enjoyable. I can’t believe I wrote that and I don’t even remember it! Must be all the disappointments of isekai tropes throughout the years that had me believe deeply that this Smartphone series had to be one of the worst isekai series out there. Good thing or not, I don’t find this sequel that terrible too. Maybe I put my hopes very low, so low that the limbo rock champion can’t even pass! Yeah. That and that’s why I don’t find this second season of this dreaded series to be that awful in the end. Can’t believe I’m saying this but it’s true. But this season still sucks, by the way. The sequel might not bring anything much save for Touya, wait for it, amassing his wives and the interesting potential of Fraze once again remains elusive. Wait a few more years down the road and with more disappointing isekai animes, I’ll probably forget all this and start believing the Smartphone isekai series as one the worst in the genre again. Who needs a Smartphone and all its app when you have great gorgeous wives by your side who can do much more than any Smartphone could! They should rename this series as, In Another World With My Wives…

I thought they might forget about it but oh well, who am I kidding? It has been 3 years since the first season aired and at the end of it they hinted a sequel. And that sequel, Itai No Wa Iya Nano De Bougyoryoku Ni Kyokufuri Shitai To Omoimasu S2 (or Bofuri S2 if that title is still too f*cking long and a mouthful for you to pronounce) has come and gone. Not that I’m a big fan of this series anyway but what to do? Stupid ‘law’ needs me to follow up and hope the sequel would be something better than the first. Sighs. So here am I watching this. But how much better could it get? The main heroine already has maxed out her defence so much that she is basically so overpowered in her offense as well. Technically like cheating but it’s not because she legitimately maxed them out. She’s having such a blast but more headaches for the admin who try to nerf her without breaking the game and also try to be fair but we all know nothing is going to stop her and her friends. Now we wait for her to complete the game, upgrade and get everything she can get her hands on and become a 100% completionist. Best game ever.

Episode 1
An event coming up in NWO? Let’s login and play! So we see Maple and co defeating some level boss (more like Maple doing the overkill) and their reward is being transported to this very Japanese-like town. So while they wait for the event to start, everyone goes their separate ways and do what they need to do. Like Sally having to once again tend to Frederica’s challenges. Frederica thinks she got her this time but once again, falls to her trap and loses. Maybe next time. Maple then sees Mii secretly entering an establishment. Turns out she is enjoying cuddling cute cats? Don’t worry about Maple busting this secret because she too enjoys all the cuddling. Then there’s Kasumi buying all her favourite Japanese stuffs. Realizing she’ll run out of money, she takes on a quest to earn some. She tests her special sword. Specialty includes a revealing cleavage but it’s damn powerful. Unfortunately the side effect is her body turned into of that of a child for a few minutes. Soon the next event starts as the admin explains about rare and exclusive Christmas items hidden across the field. Everyone is then teleported to random starting points. Tree monsters descend on Maple. Don’t worry. Time to show off how overpowered she is. Easy. Then she stumbles into Payne as he suggests they pair up for this mission. This sets the admins into panicking mode again. Yup. Not Maple again. Pairing with NWO’s greatest player will jeopardize all their hard work. So are they going to change the game’s rules and specs just to nerf her?! Well, thank goodness no. That’ll wreck the game’s balance. For now, they’ll just observe and collect data. I wonder if this is to show that Maple isn’t 100% the best so she got covered in some weird honey that indicates she might die in just 1 hit! So now it’s Payne’s turn to step up to his game and show us why he’s the greatest. Kasumi is forced to use her special sword. Hoping no one would see her but damn, Shin’s here. As the event nears its end, Maple holds a Christmas party for her guild and also invites others. Everyone opens their mysterious present and now they all have Santa outfits and Christmas-like accessories. Only Maple is a reindeer. Are you sure this is random? Then they drink to more adventures ahead.

Episode 2
Time to see what Maple Tree can do without having to always rely on their leader, eh? Yeah. Taking out this floor boss is so easy. See? They can do it. Of all days Maple had to be sick, no? When she is well, she goes to fight the floor boss to advance to the next level to join her friends. She fights this old dude and you know they’re trolling us when whatever Maple throws at him doesn’t work. Because time to use some overpowered move for ultimate victory. She doesn’t do this move because it also hurts the wielder. Thank goodness for her maxed defence, right? What was the name of this anime again? Unfortunately this is not the correct floor boss so all her actions were for nothing. Then she meets with Frederica and her party members. They are here instead of the next level is to help some of their guys level up. Yeah, those nameless background characters that we’ll never know. Maple easily pounds the floor boss and the rest must be horrified to see this, huh? Now that Maple can access the next level, she stumbles into May and Yui. They just lost to some lightning monster. But knowing Maple is here, they know they can defeat it. Always feels good to rely on your trump card, eh? And yes, it is that easy now to defeat the lightning monster with Maple around. And with the rest of Maple Tree, defeating this jellyfish monster to advance to the next level. Wow. Such progress. However this level is a horror zone and this does not sit well with Sally. She’ll find other ways to get to the next level so she’s sitting this one out. But what made her change her mind? There’s this special item or skill boosting thingy… Yeah, better sum up your courage. With Maple, they head to the graveyards as Sally begins the fright of her life. Hey, you want it so badly, right? Entering the mansion, Sally continues to be a scaredy cat and even more so, ghost hands! But after Maple eliminates them, a spell activates and separates them! Oh dear. Real horror AKA fun time begins now! Can’t logout too! Imagine, Sally is so fast and she can’t even outrun ghosts… Ironically all the jump scares did not cause her to have heart attack as soon Maple the saviour is here. The ghosts then go away because they go haunt new visitors. The girls use this chance to escape and since spending so much time in this mansion, looks like Sally got some goodies. Wow. That easy, huh? Back in reality, looks like her parents are working late and won’t come home early. Oh dear. Home alone. The horror movie continues? Luckily Risa calls Kaede for some company at least until her parents return.

Episode 3
Maple defeats a couple of naughty loli ghosts to get whatever items Sally wanted. This makes the admins frustrated again because of whatever bug there was. Time to get fixing again. Soon, Maple meets up with Mii to go help her fight a monster. As expected, easy peasy. Then the duo chat about teaming up before being joined by Kasumi and Frederica. The latter was trying to find Sally for another challenge but she’s not around so Kasumi fought her instead. Yeah, Frederica lost. Can she actually fight Sally if she keeps losing to Maple Tree members? They talk about some guild competition as well as Frederica wanting to get a ghostly familiar in her bid to take down Sally. An announcement for the next event where parties can choose what level they want based on difficulty. Each party will also have their own level so they won’t clash with others so feel free to let loose as much as they want. Maple and Sally team up for this next event as they begin to climb the tower. First, they fight a dragon with a powerful breath weapon. Easy, just go inside it where it’s weak and attack! Apparently the admins didn’t think they would do it but yeah, looks like another plan to stop Maple foiled. In the next level, monster books steal Maple’s techniques. This means Maple is now a sitting duck as Sally is left to do all the fighting. Too bad she knows Maple’s abilities and uses it against the monster. In no time it is defeated and Maple got all her skills back. Yeah, another foiled plot. Maybe the next one… Fighting a lava monster that soon turns into an ice monster but Maple uses her monster form to easily defeat. I swear, the admins must be f*cking frustrated now. They’re at their wits’ end to stop her so much so they think having done some terrain damage to her is already a huge achievement?!

Episode 4
In the next level, Maple and Sally are so cool that they’re riding and enjoying themselves on the back of this giant turtle which is supposed to be the floor boss! Once they’re done, instant death for the turtle! They’re gonna further frustrated the admins… We see the other guilds making their own progress throughout the tower. Of course a big bulk is focused on Maple and Sally as they traverse to higher floors. So how does Sally handle the one with ghosts? Why, hide in Maple’s Godzilla mouth! Oh well, the lesser of 2 evils… Other than that, it’s pretty much predictable as the duo fight on. Not even some huge freaking tower boss could even stop them. In the final level, they are already up facing the supposed strongest boss. Of course we got the entire second half for this and hence need to add some drama like Maple getting knocked back and her defence isn’t as strong as before. Yeah. Knight boss is really fast and strong. Gonna make us sweat a bit… In the end, the duo pull off whatever epic moves to finally defeat it. Crazy hard but it was worth the effort. With many other guilds also conquering the tower, the admins are celebrating with happiness. Their goal is for others to defeat their tower they created and have fun. They want people to beat their game. With Maple Tree happy that all of them pass this event, they decide to fight the next boss to head to the next level. Nothing this is going to be a scary one, they wonder how Sally will fare. It is then they show how it is done. No shame. Just get it done like this. Wow. Are we so speechless and dumbfounded?

Episode 5
In this next level, players are allowed to tame monsters. Like Pokemon?! However not all can be tamed and there are certain rules on how to tame those who can. Since a player is only limited to a single monster, this means Maple and Sally who already have their own familiars cannot get another one. Hence they will help other members to get theirs. This is vital since for the next event, a familiar will be most helpful. Maple accompanies May and Yui to find one. They stumble upon a pair of cute bears that leave behind coloured footprints?! Too bad they’re too fast. They head back so Iz can make them some gear. Uhm, rabbit outfits? Now we see snippets of 3 different adventures here. Maple getting kidnapped by a tentacle monster and taken to some underwater cave in which she gets eaten and more tentacle stranglehold. Sorry folks, nothing racy here. The sisters continue to hunt the bears and when they find them, the bears get kidnapped by this evil tentacle tree! Oh dear. But sorry, nothing spicy too. Lastly, Kasumi. Following the words of some NPC, she fights through several enemies and levels before facing a seemingly unbeatable giant snake. May, Yui and Kasumi keep losing and hence their quest keeps restarting but they won’t give up. Maple fights back by, uhm, eating the monster?! Tastes delicious! Are you f*cking serious?! Now the monster is scared of her but Maple eats too much of it until it dies. Wow! Seriously?! Kasumi defeats the snake and this leads her to a smaller but cute white snake that will become her familiar, Haku. The sisters too end up victorious. The bears are theirs as they name them Tsukimi and Yukimi (better than Bukimi HAHA!!!). Maple returns to her party and everyone is shocked she now can produce tentacle arms!

Episode 6
Now we focus on the remaining Maple Tree members in getting their familiars. First up is Kanade. Walking through the familiar town, she knows every NPC until she stumbles one that is never seen before. Uhm, could it be a player? Anyway, following him leads to some house in which it activates a quest for her to defeat some mirror slime. Basically, fighting herself in a mirror battle and winning it. Obviously. Can’t lose to yourself because who knows yourself better than your own self, right? Now she has a slime familiar named Sou. Next is Iz as she is interested in this spirit based familiar. However it seems to unlock it, lots of quests to retrieve items is needed. So she seeks Maple and Mii’s help as the first place they go is to defeat the lava dragon at its volcano home. I’m sure this is for Maple to show off her tentacle skills. One down and many more quests to go. Yeah, we’re not going through that so we’re focusing on Kuromu on his long quest now. 10 spots he went and they’re all a miss. Hopefully this cave with zombies and ghosts that is like some Pirates of the Caribbean spoof would be the one. Indeed. After defeating the skeleton captain, his box of treasure includes this ghostly armour familiar whom he names Necro. Iz has got all the ingredients and finally makes a pact with this spirit, Fay. Maple Tree congratulates them for getting their familiars as Kuromu shows off that he can combine with Necro for an even more durable armour. Like putting on another set of armour? Hope Sally won’t get scared with a ghost familiar in their group.

Episode 7
Frederica challenges Sally again. This time to show off her new familiar. However Sally doesn’t give her any openings and quickly owns her. So you thought Frederica is being mean to have a ghost familiar but it’s a cute little chick named Notes. The admins then announce some details for the next event. Basically individuals will be competing with each other for survival, earning points on how long they survive and monsters they defeat. The higher their rank, the better the rewards. To prepare for the next event, Maple and Sally adventure around the area. Then they notice this crystal and as it turns out, it is one of the few keys needed to trigger something. As they look around, Sally finds an underwater map of what is supposed to be of the level. Is this where the missing Poneglyph of One Piece is?! They return to ask Kanade for advice and she has some answers since she read all the books in the library! The duo then head off to several spots to fight monster bosses to get those crystal keys. Once they have collected them all, it unlocks this beautiful colourful ruin. Lots of weird critters around. Are these Ghibli’s rejected designs?! When they reach a seemingly important spot, this levels up Syrup and Oboro. Now in their newly evolved forms, they have a new set of skills too. Maple hopes the rest can also help evolve their familiars but they are stumped since they have encountered nothing of that sort. The rest deduce that perhaps their bonds with their familiar could only trigger it. After all, Maple and Sally have been with their familiars for a long time. Meanwhile the admins are griping about more bugs and all. Well, if these are creating monsters, then it’s only right to throw monsters at them. But some caution doing so exceeds their processing capabilities. Oh well, got to try something.

Episode 8
Maple practising her skills with Syrup. Mii’s pals stumble into this and note how much they’ve grown. They also show their familiars since they’ve seen hers. Uhm, didn’t she have Syrup all along? The next event is here as the admin relays more details about it like getting points for monsters they kill and surviving till the end. After more training, everyone gets transported to the battlefield. We see Maple making a killing until a point where monsters start running away from her! Then she realizes several new skills she got, one of them causes lower level monsters to run away! How can she kill monsters for points now? Don’t worry, this flower trap she accidentally sets off attracts monsters. Time for total annihilation. Now we see how the rest of Maple Tree are doing. May and Yui easily defeating a bunch of losers from another guild. Then they want to go help Maple thinking she will have too many enemies to handle. Seeing she is trampling all over them, they believe it is best they leave her alone. Kanade has her back against the wall with Dread and Drag. She gets killed off but obviously she was just using a shadow clone and got some useful info about their familiars. Then we see Iz setting bomb traps and bombing the forest while Kasumi slices anyone, monsters or players who enter her territory. Sally is wandering around but stumbles into an epic fight between Payne and Mii. This great battle is ‘ruined’ when joker Maple comes by inside an alligator’s mouth, running about and having fun?! Yeah, they lost interest and will resume their fight another day. So apparently Maple got eaten by this monster but since she didn’t enter its stomach, she used a skill to control it. Now she’s having fun riding and shooting beams to hunt monsters! WTF?! The preliminaries end and Maple Tree members all score high points and rank highly. Can’t wait for the next round of main event.

Episode 9
More details about the next main event. Basically if you survive, you get silver medals in which you can trade for skills and other stuffs. So the higher the difficulty, the more medals you get. There are also events in which strong monsters will pop out so keep an eye on the timer. As they get transported over to the next event, they are immediately thrown into battle with some of the most ferocious monsters. Since they didn’t drop medals, it’s safe to say that these are just warm ups and the toughest are coming. The decision now is to either search for medals together or split up. Eventually they form 2 groups to look for the medals. Maple’s team will have Sally, May and Yui. We see them fight mud zombies whatever and thanks to Maple’s ability of not taking damage, this is going to be easy win. And yeah, first medal obtained. On Kasumi’s side, they fight a sneaky and invisible enemy. But when they put their teamwork together, the sniff out the enemy and get another medal. Not a bad start as they regroup. They see this dummy cave labyrinth and think of making this their base to rest. Yes, having time to decorate their base and even putting traps all over. When they wait for the timer to reach zero, here comes the horde… Only… None came. Did the traps take them all out? Maple and Sally check it out and it seems with all the loots they dropped, the traps did their job. Then they beef up their defence and put more traps. Yeah, so much time on their hands they start playing cards. And all the silly monsters activating the trap and go boom. Is this a tower defence game now?! Even the admins are shocked to see them create a dungeon even deadlier than the ones they made. So they think the monsters will only get tougher now, eh? They should well know who they’re dealing with…

Episode 10
When Maple Tree exit their base, suddenly they got teleported and scattered. We see Sally fighting monsters alongside Frederica. Nothing that they can’t handle. With the monsters done, Frederica suggests a duel to kill time. Well, we all know how this will turn out, right? Maple is also fighting monsters but Mii comes to her aid. She then tells Maple that the world is somehow collapsing from inside out and that many of her comrades got scattered to. Is this event going to be like Fortnite? This means we see other Maple Tree members ending up with other guilds like Iz with Markus, Kuromu with Misery, Kasumi with Shin and finally Kanade, May and Yui with Drag. Teamwork allows them to easily defeat their foes as they all reunite. Because Flame Emperor and Order of the Holy Sword have lost their bases, it is suggested they temporary make base with Maple Tree. It’s going to be the big and most powerful alliance ever. Meanwhile we see those admins talking about this forced relocation and minimizing the map size was all part of the strategy to trim down the players for the event’s finale. Strong monsters were also sent as part of it because it wouldn’t be fun if the most difficult difficulty is easy to beat. But looks like they’ll be eating their words as they learn Maple Tree has formed an alliance with the 2 other powerful guilds. Oh dang, they’re going to feel pity for the monsters! They worry more people will complete this event now. Are they saying they short sell and don’t have enough prizes? Oh well, time to make more adjustments… With strong monsters entering the base and the traps have no effect, Payne and Mii decide to fight them off as repayment for the shelter. While they easily complete the task, soon the gang wonders if this is an efficient strategy. They think it would be better to go out and fight more monsters to earn medals instead of sitting and waiting here. After all, something may happen tomorrow like the forced teleportation today. Hence we see our heroes split themselves into 4 groups to conquer everything in all cardinal directions. And the weak ones stay behind to hold the fort, right?!

Episode 11
Those who stay back at the base try to do something to repay Maple Tree’s kindness by going out of their cave to fight monsters. Too bad they have to come running back to their safe zone after getting their asses handed to them! We focus on May and Yui’s side (that includes Markus and Dread) as they head into some underwater cave to fight some catfish boss. They beat it and earn a medal. Next up is Kanade and Iz who has Payne and Misery in their group. In this cathedral dungeon, they fight their way through magic enemies. We all know how it will end, right? Then in the desert zone, Kuromu, Kasumi, Shin and Drag fight scorpion and snake bosses. You know the drill. Finally, Maple, Sally, Mii and Frederica barge through a forest full of batty monsters and into a portal to another dimension to face off with this Maple’s Godzilla clone. No prizes to guess what happens in the end. Everyone regroups back at the base and you bet everyone has done well enough to earn lots of medals. Now the admins are worried because they’ve gotten so many medals and if they make the monsters harder, other players won’t be able to even beat them. Heh. Are there even other players at this point?! Worse, if they get even more medals, the admins have to work overtime! But don’t worry, they’re betting on this next monster… How many times were we fooled already? The final day is here and while it seems like a good strategy for the alliance to just sit back and survive till the day is over as they already have more than enough medals, suddenly loads of those Godzilla monster clones pop up. They deduce there will be even tougher monsters than this and if they get cornered here, there will be nowhere to run. The only way? Go out and attack them!

Episode 12
Our heroes barge their way out as they fight the monsters. They manage to escape and take temporary refuge at this mountain. Holding out would be ideal but with more Godzilla clones spawning, that won’t be an easy option. Especially this really huge mother Godzilla that threatens to destroy the world! Hence the plan is to cooperate (what else?) to take down the lesser monsters so they can concentrate on the final boss. So Flame Emperor and Order of the Holy Sword will do just that as Maple Tree concentrate on the big mother. Everybody helps chip away its enormous HP. The monster then tries to escape and flies away. Maple and Sally are left on its back as they try to take down its wings. Anyway it worked. Now that it is grounded, it’s about time for everybody to show off their skills with their pets to do further damage before our guild bosses do their even devastating moves. In the final attack, Maple realizes her HP is dangerously low. So she hasn’t maxed out her defence? Sally gives her some elixir in time. After healing up, Maple gets a great push from Syrup as she thrusts through the monster with her devouring move. Big boss defeated. End of event. Hooray! All survivors get lots of medals and they can trade them with whatever weapons or skills they want before the next big event. Meanwhile the admins are broken. Their best ace got taken down like any other monsters and now there are too many players who survived and got lots of medals. You know what this means. Back to the drawing board to work out more details before the next event. Yeah, more overtime. But I guess one of them got so broken that she claims what they did was correct because as long as the players are happy, they did their job. She is so moved by their passion that she will talk to the management for special bonuses and hire more people to help. While this makes everybody happy, we wonder if management will even listen… We all know the game industry isn’t all bed of roses, right? As Maple hang out with Sally, we see a bunch of new characters sizing them up. They think they know their weaknesses and can beat them. Yeah well, I think I know how it will turn out…

NWO Any% Glitchful Speedrun
Can anybody stop these powerful players? Your guess is as good as mine. Sure, maybe they are so strong that they could be attracting new players to the game but at the same time, put other newbies off because well, they are so overpowered. And to think they end it with some drama that some new characters think Maple’s skills are just for chums. Are they trying to fool us? I’m sure they haven’t faced her yet and that’s why they talk big and don’t know the extent of her strength. My guess is that there’ll be a short skirmish and in the end, become allies and the alliance of powerful guilds will grow bigger. Yes, more friends. And yes, more headaches for our admins. Better throw away whatever real life they have and started tweaking! Is this worth all the special incentives and bonuses in the end? Too late to turn back now… But I guess Maple and friends are having a blast so…

Honestly, this season feels a whole lot boring. Forgive me if I missed a lot of important details and couldn’t piece together the puzzle to understand what is going on because I caught myself countless times being distracted by something else while watching this. Uh huh. So basically this season is about Maple and her friends going about their online adventure to kill more monsters, level up and get great goodies, defying expectations of the admins. Rinse and repeat. Is that not what this whole series is about anyway? Worse, I noticed that in some events, it felt like the whole thing was just like one big summary. This means the fight is not really dragged out and we see snippets of it mostly. This is both good and bad. Because the whole thing is already a bore, dragging out the overpowered fight scenes will be even more boring because we all know how it will conclude especially in Maple’s case. So it doesn’t matter if a fight event is zipped through or not because in the end, our main characters always win. Hence such ‘summary’ is good because it saves a lot of time on that but on the other hand, it’s not really a good thing when you have many events being given the fast forward treatment. Oh well, after all they are mostly all almost identical, right? Find monsters or go on a quest, defeat the monster boss, get rewarded. Rinse and repeat. YAWN!!!

Making the whole second season even worse are the characters. There is basically not much character development in this season as the first has already introduced what is necessary to us. Sure, we see them level up and obtain some new skills but nothing that would be a major significant that would give the series a whole new direction. Like Maple, we already saw how overpowered she has become in the first season that she is literally a walking legal cheat code God. Heh. Because of that, she has the luxury to just have fun in everything she does without so much having to worry. Weaker characters who still have a long way to go in improving their level and skills will have lots more to worry but not her. Literally, always in her own pace. I mean, who is going to beat her, right? There are moments when it seemingly looks like she might lose but rest assured, it is all just for drama purpose as all Maple needs to do is just to calm down, think about what she has in her arsenal and then unleash it. Always works and never fails. Rinse and repeat and there you have it, NWO’s strongest player ever. This entire season is so focused on her and her friends online that you might even forget they’re just playing a game. Literally, they have no life outside NWO!!!! And basically you can’t hate Maple for being overpowered because she didn’t cheat her or worse, bought and max out her abilities with real world money! Oh God. Those are the worst kinds of players, no? And to think NWO has no such mechanics, makes me wonder how they will stay afloat. I can foresee the management isn’t going to approve that special bonuses for the overworked admins…

And so the rest of the other characters in Maple Tree aren’t exciting either. I don’t know what else more to say about them. In fact, they feel insignificant despite having somewhat more share of the screen time. Yeah. Blame Maple for stealing the scenes with her overpowered features. So I don’t know if it is a good thing if Maple Tree didn’t get any new members inducted because they might be a small guild but they are so overpowered already. Yeah, maybe that’s why it felt so boring. But then again, better not have new characters because we already have had enough of overpowered characters. So as to show them as human and have a vulnerable side, I’m sure why we are reminded that Sally is still afraid of ghosts. But she’ll get around it when it matters most, right? And Kasumi’s new skill turns her into a vulnerable loli? KAWAII!

So to somewhat spice things up, hence the alliance with Flame Emperor and Order of the Holy Sword because it’s the only thing left to do. Instead of making them fight each other for supremacy (my bet is that Maple will still top them all), hence the latest event having them joining forces for the greater good. As good as saying they’ve already beaten the game because when you have the game’s strongest top 3 guilds working together, everyone else is screwed. Other players have no chance at all and the only way is to join them. Yeah, imagine if every player falls under one of these umbrella guilds, that would be so boring! So while it is refreshing to see the top guilds work together, ultimately I feel it is all just for aesthetics. Oh look, everybody is here! Yeah. That. I noticed a bunch of goons and clowns under the Order of the Holy Sword. Joker characters definitely. Yeah, they talk big or act tough but end up as losers anyway. It’s amazing how they can last this long into the game as the events get harder and more taxing. Yeah, always get protected by the powerful ones, huh?

Then there are those admins who will always forever be troubled at how much Maple and her guild has grown. We all might laugh at them for being too dumb to fix things or make things worse but put yourself in their shoes. With a game this big, bugs and glitches are bound to happen so it’s a herculean effort trying to find and fix them. While they are always complaining about Maple being overpowered, they are actually still trying to be fair admins. After all, if they really want to play dirty and don’t like her, they can just ban and suspend her account! Something they had not done and this proves that they are trying to take a more positive approach and fix things with their programming. Again, yet a seemingly impossible task since Maple has always surpass their expectations. They think the next time will be it but after coming this far, we all know better. Thus these admins are not the bad guys as they are just trying to do their job and make a game that is playable and more importantly, fun to everyone. Keep praying that Maple won’t cause any more trouble… Right, when pigs fly…

This season’s action scenes are still mediocre at least to me. As I am already so bored with everything, I thought perhaps the fighting scenes would at least alleviate some of that boredom. Sad to say, it did not. Sure, everyone has levelled up and gained some new set of moves especially with everybody now having their own cute little pet mascot. It feels like such scenes are to showcase in a flashy way all that power and it is only right because this is a fantasy game, right? Basically this is what many of the scenes in each episode is about. Fighting. After all, that is what such online RPGs like NWO is supposed to be, right? You’re here to show off your powerful skills and to do that you fight monsters. Sorry if you want some romance, go play a dating sim! But yeah, I couldn’t get all excited watching the power fight scenes because it’s all too predictable (even for the big final last boss battle). As I’ve already said, the latest event has the top guilds joining forces, it feels like a gimmick to give us viewers some variety because we’re so hell bored seeing the same Maple Tree winning, right? So why not share that win with the other top guilds.

While the art and animation remain the same, I have to mention that some monsters are given the CGI treatment and I think it should have been done better. Yeah, why do they always have to give us mediocre CGI quality? The main reason why it doesn’t seem so awful is because for example, the final battle with the big mother, the scene is quite dark. Aha. Enough to cover and hide the atrocious CGI, right? Oh yeah. Just what we need.

Junjou No Afilia who sang the first season’s opener, they continue to do the same for this season. However Kono Tate Ni Kakuremasu feels awfully familiar with their first season’s stint like as though it is some sort of spiritual successor or something. Oh you know, it sounds like one of those lively generic anime idol pop song with lots of sparkling effects. I don’t find it exciting for me, though. The same can be said for the ending theme, Step For Joy by Fram. Nothing special about this anime rock outfit which sounds as generic as any other. But the song I want to point out most is the insert song, As You Wish by Fram. This feels like a spiritual successor to Good Night by Rico Sasaki that was the insert song from the first season. With its tropical samba and cool acoustic guitar pickings, this is the best song for me this season. However unfortunately it still can’t hold a candle to Good Night as still prefer that one much more than this. One reason that As You Wish feels a bit weird is because the song is entirely in English and the singer sounds like she’s singing in Engrish mode! Ugh. Also, her singing sounds muffled and I can’t hear her clearly enough.

Overall, this sequel continues to be a let-down and worst of all, even more boring! I might not remember the first season much but my guts tell me this season was worse and lacklustre. You have to be hardcore fans of the series or the characters to like this sequel or find the second season to be something solid but unfortunately I am not one of those. I’m so glad this is over and considering this sequel ran into production issues (some episodes were postponed while the season was running and were blamed on that damn Corona virus and even the final 2 episodes were delayed to a few weeks later), I’m sure the production staffs too were glad they finally got over this nightmare. Uh huh. Don’t want to work overtime to fix something that many aren’t going to appreciate in the end, right? Yeah. Just enough to just finish the season and hopefully not get another. Yes, hopefully no third season because no matter how overpowered you are how much super goodies you have in your arsenal, it all means nothing when the server gets shutdown and the game goes offline forever! Not even Maple can max her way out of that! Or can she? Then it’s welcome back to reality, the true NWO! How about maxing out real life stats? Tough, right?!

Another season, another usual isekai series. Now that we have so many types of people and profession get the isekai treatment, who else hasn’t got it yet? That’s right. Time for the onmyouji to even get this. The irony that a profession dealing with the mystic is now getting this isekai treatment which is a load of total fantasy BS! HAHAHA! Sighs. But yes, that is what Saikyou Onmyouji No Isekai Tenseiki is. Being the strongest onmyouji in this world wasn’t already enough, he had to be reincarnated (after being killed of course) into another world and retain all that superior divination magic for more usual and typical isekai tropes. So magical that it is not even magic anymore. Oh, what do you mean there’s a difference between magic and onmyouji???!!! I don’t get it so screw it, I’m going to use them interchangeably here.

Episode 1
Haruyoshi Kuga is a strong onmyouji. However he wanted to be stronger and that led to his downfall. Because he got betrayed and got killed. Hence he vowed to reborn in his next life to be more cunning. And now he is reincarnated as Seika Lamprouge. The third son and born out of his father’s mistress, he is often ignored and left to his own device. He doesn’t have magic but has lots of spiritual power. Seika practises that spiritual power of his and puts up with cowardly bullies from his elder brother, Gly. One day as father Blaze is teaching his sons magic, Seika is given a chance to try. Damn, he uses some flame power to destroy the target and even changes the flame colour. Seika lets known his intention to learn magic but Blaze disagrees since there are no stories of powerless mages becoming successful. There’s your excuse. However he will be given a private tutor like his brothers. Many years later and one night, Seika uses his power to open the door to another dimension. He is reunited with his familiar, Yuki whom they know each other in his previous life. For now she takes a form of a little white fox to hide herself from the rest. Another day, Seika saves Yifa the young maid from being bullied by Gly and possible rape. Yifa then takes Seika to an injured animal and hopes he can heal it. Of course he can. Seika then deduces that Yifa too can see spirits like him and teaches her how to hone that skill. This is to make her his ally. A year later, a giant fire newt attacks the place. Gly’s first reaction is to run! Seika rushes to save Yifa but it seems he notices she repelled it with her power. Seika then faces the newt and in one powerful strike, kills it. Everybody sees this (except Gly because he’s busy hiding) and is in awe with Seika. Seika is glad things turns out this way and hopes to build on this. All part of the cunning plan…

Episode 2
Seika receives an upgrade and is now treated like a noble. Blaze would like to reward him and so Seika wants to go to learn magic and Lodonea Magic Academy. He allows it as Seika also wants to bring Yifa along (as an ally, her power will be useful). Blaze disagrees at first because Yifa has no magic talent. But after Seika has her demonstrate, he agrees. Now Gly disagrees with everything, citing tradition, blah, blah, blah. In that case, Blaze says he will put Gly in the army. For many years, Gly has not improved and is only swinging around his sword. It is only fitting for him to join the army. Gly is unsatisfied and wants to challenge Seika for that right. Blaze will judge tomorrow’s fight that will not have weapons or magic used. But that night, Gly challenges Seika and screw father’s rules. The loser will go tell father tomorrow about forfeiting the match. Gly throws all he’s got at Seika but as we can already tell, he is so powerful and just by using his onmyouji skills, defeats Gly and makes him admit his loss in just seconds. Seika and Yifa soon leave for Lodonea. Blaze reminisces it has been 12 years. Yup, Seika not his own son but could be from his brother, Gilbert. Baby Seika was left at his doorstep. The ever carefree Gilbert went adventuring right after graduation but disappeared when he entered the Demon Lord’s domain. Could it be Seika is a child of a demon? It can’t be. There were no magic detected but noticed other weird powers from him. Therefore it is too dangerous for him to be in the army since his powers could either save or destroy the world. Yifa wants to visit Seika in his room at night. Too bad he thinks it is for dinner. Sad slave leaves. Yuki had to point out Yifa being in love with him and the irony a non-human knows the matters of the heart more than this dense kid. Yeah, he straight up admits he doesn’t understand girls. Care to study about this? Outside the academy, there is a booth where one can test their magic aptitude to see which element one is closest with. Yifa seems to have fire and wind. Obviously Seika has none. This makes the rest think he is using his connections to get in. Then this commoner, Amyu shows how powerful with is as she has talent for all 4 elements. Amyu claims she isn’t doing it for him but also hates people like him who use their connection to get around. So don’t get in her way. Now, why is Seika interested in her? Not out of love, please! It seems she looks like a girl from his previous life…

Episode 3
We see the students taking the tests. One of them being the magic practical, Yifa wows everyone with her display of a couple of elemental magic (oh Yifa, don’t apologize for being too strong destroying the targets). Yeah, wait till you see Seika. Did their jaw hit the ground now? In the end, Seika is ranked third. Surprisingly, Yifa ranks second! Unsurprisingly, Amyu is top. As they head to the academy for the opening ceremony, Seika and Yifa spot a strange and ominous magic circle hidden in the bushes. Seika doesn’t want to do anything suspicious for now. During the ceremony, lesser demons ambush the place. Yeah, everybody runs! Can’t blame them. They’re just students. Even the teachers can’t do no jack sh*t on those demons. Only Amyu steps up to the challenge to fight. Seika notices the demons are sluggish like as though they’re decoys or looking for something. As he searches, he finds the culprit controlling them all at the magic circle. Gull Galeos is a demon who specializes in a few elemental magic himself. He sets upon Seika but of course he can counter all his tricks. Seika trolls us by taking fatal damage and even getting killed. But we all know those are just his onmyouji powers, right? And so Gull reveals his intentions to find the hero at this academy. The prophecy 12 years ago rang true and he is out to kill her. Now Seika shows who’s the boss as he pulls out all the stops of his powers to fight Gull. Some lecture about the elements before Seika summoning a dragon to devour Gull. The dragon tries to even escape but Seika manages to command it back to the gate. Going back to the hall, Amyu has singlehandedly defeat all the demons. Seika then notes how being the most powerful means there are others who will try to drag you down. Hence it is his goal to have someone be the strongest in his stead. That’s why he is going to be friends with Amyu and make her strong even if he has to defeat the Demon Lord himself.

Episode 4
Well, Amyu doesn’t want to be friends with him. Oh Seika, you just realized you don’t have any skills from your previous life on how to make friends! As part of the tradition, the top students are to deliver some offerings in the forest. Seika believes this is bad news because that’s where Gull’s base was. Instead of making Yifa go, Seika offers to go in her place. At first, this rubs Yifa the wrong way as she thinks Seika likes Amyu. In that case she can be stronger for him too. Seika manages to reason why he wants to be friends with Amyu so Yifa agrees to help him achieve that. As Amyu and Seika make their way, they spot a magic circle. It suddenly transports them to a dungeon. They fight their way through the dungeon’s monsters. When a strong horde injures Amyu, Seika takes over to defeat them all. While recuperating inside his barrier, he talks about Amyu’s pain and it seems she has been cursed or something. He makes a shikigami to substitute that curse here. Amyu still has doubts that Seika hasn’t made any sexual moves on Yifa so Seika explains he is the son of a mistress and Yifa is like family. This prompts Amyu’s own family circumstances in which she was too strong for her age. It also didn’t help as she likes fighting. Thus her goal enrolling in this school is to get stronger and to get away from the guild which her mom is the head of. They continue their journey and then fight and defeat the dungeon boss. Amyu looking so happy she defeated one. Reward is a mythril sword and a ring. Once out of the dungeon and completed the ritual, they report to the faculty and none are aware of such. Of course Seika knows who the culprit is and is one of the teachers, Cordell. He is human but a spy for the demons. His job is to kill the hero but Seika points out his curse isn’t on her now. Seika then transfers Amyu’s curse to himself and the curse soon is reflected upon Cordell and is left to die. Seika praises Cordell for coming up with many curse theories but curses are Seika’s specialty too. Seika gives the ring to Yifa. And Amyu still doesn’t want to be friends with him. But she’s friends with Yifa already? Since when they got close? Oh Seika, maybe you missed something. Yeah, maybe Amyu is just shy…

Episode 5
It has been a year and no demon attacks on the academy ever since. Seika and Yifa get called by the principal as she wants either one of them to participate in an upcoming combat tournament at the capital. This academy has been given 2 slots. One of them is occupied by Mabel Crane. The final slot is either Seika or Yifa. Uhm, why isn’t Amyu considered? The principal tells the truth: They are stronger than her. You bet Amyu feels insulted with that and she’s puffing a lot. So as they talk about it, Mable shows up before them and claims Amyu is weak and that’s the true reason she isn’t even considered. Besides, she is spoilt. Well, Amyu not going to let that slide and challenges her to a duel. Seika agrees as he wants to gauge Mabel’s power. In the end, Mabel wins as Seika notes the kind of magic Mabel used is dark magic. Soon, it is Seika and Mabel who are on their way to the capital. Yifa is following because she is his servant. Amyu? Oh, that stubborn girl just wanted to come. Without permission too. So let’s see the tournament bracket. If Seika and Mabel keep winning, they’ll meet in the semi-finals. First match is Seika against some mercenary group. Wow. They really include all kinds of people aside nobles and mages, huh? Obviously Seika defeats this mad guy in a blink of an eye. Next match witnesses another serial killer mercenary, Kyle against a mage student. However the latter gets frozen by some dark eye magic and is killed off! The crowd cheers with the tournament’s first fatality!

Episode 6
In the next round, Seika fights this golem user and easily beats this cocky b*tch. Then it’s Mabel turn as we see her also easily taking out her respectable mage opponent. When everyone refers to Mabel as a hero, Amyu explains to Seika that the second hero in history was also called Mabel. Seika now has an idea about the whole thing. Later that night, he captures a demon spy trying to send back a message to his employer. Since he will not talk, Seika uses his ayakashi that reads minds to reveal all the juicy details. It seems there are many who are targeting Mabel whom they believe is the hero of the prophecy due to the same name, hair colour and right down to her birthday. Once done, Seika allows the ayakashi to eat him as reward. With this info, Seika decides to have Mabel the false hero win the tournament so that all the attraction can be placed on her. This is to keep the demons away from Amyu the true hero. Because the spy and assassin sent to his school were disposed by him (they were the only ones who knew about Amyu as the true hero), they think Mabel is the hero. Next day, Mabel confronts Seika and wants him to forfeit his match. He refuses because since they are slated to clash in the semi-finals and if she wants to win it so badly, she must beat him. The other semi-final is Kyle and some hero who can use all magic elements. Sure, he manages to prevent himself from being hypnotized by his dark eye magic. But none of his magic can even touch him. Not sure if the judges added a new rule because Kyle is about to kill him but the judges blow their whistle to signal him as the winner. That night, Seika narrowly escapes Mabel’s attack as she tries to kill him while he is sleeping. Seika analyses her power and definitely she is strong. Mabel then escapes and Seika believes this is just a trial run for their match tomorrow. So is Seika going to let her win? Not yet. Time to return the favour.

Episode 7
Seika talks to Mabel and knows she didn’t want to kill him. She admits that and it was just to scare him in withdrawing from tomorrow’s match. Seika could also guess Mabel’s goal to win the tournament so as to impersonate as the hero and draw the demons away from Amyu. But he needs to know the whole truth if she wants him to consider giving up. Mabel soon reveals her ultimate goal is to get killed by Kyle in the finals. Mabel was part of the mercenary group that groups young kids together. But only one of them will graduate and be a soldier by killing the rest. Kyle was chosen to be the soldier since he had some implant in his brain that changed his personality, blah, blah, blah. After killing other members, Mabel is the only one left and her death at Kyle’s hands will complete this mission. However Mabel plans to kill Kyle instead for revenge since her brother was killed by him. Seika knows she is lying because Kyle is actually her brother. After all, Kyle once said to her to kill him and free him from this curse. Mabel has resigned to her fate that she will die whether she wins or loses. Hence Seika has decided to defeat her and face Kyle in the finals. He guarantees her safety as long as she enrols at school. With him around, nobody can touch her. He is the strongest. Besides, if there was a wish from Kyle, it wasn’t to kill him but for her to live freely.

Next day, Seika easily defeats Mabel to proceed to the finals. Seika and Kyle chat a while before they fight. Seika hopes he would cherish his sister since she’s the only one he’s got. They fight and of course Seika is obviously stronger. Too bad Kyle’s curse activates and Seika tries to save him but it’s too late. He gets desperate to use his powers as Yuki reminds him of his goal in this world and has no obligation to do so. In the aftermath, Seika sealed his body away and tells others he vaporized him during the match. Seika and Mabel pay their last respect at his makeshift grave as Seika delivers Kyle’s last words to her. Seika then tells most of all this to Amyu and Yifa. Amyu requests to fight Mabel again and this time wins. So, this supposed to be the start of their friendship? Back at the academy, Seika confronts the principal and knew it was her plan all along to plant Mabel in the tournament as Amyu’s decoy from demons. As she belonged to the mercenaries, it is why she chose Seika to go defeat her so that she will have a place in the academy. The mercenaries were using the tournament to market their ‘products’. They have lost both their soldiers now. It’s a win-win for them. You think Seika won’t have any more hand in this but she makes him take care of Mabel since she needs some getting used to this school life. Don’t be too harsh, Mabel is already complaining about studying, studying and more studying! Don’t lose it now, it’s about to get even worse. Welcome to the school life.

Episode 8
Prince Cecilio Astilia comes to personally see Seika at the academy. When he first sees Yifa, he instantly wants her to join his harem! Even if she is Seika’s slave, he’ll pay any amount for her! But it’s business first as Cecilio needs him to help investigate the nation’s dragon as requested by his father the king. It seems the dragon who has lived peacefully with humans has started acting strange over the past year. Attacking crops and cattle, each attack worsens by the day. Then there is this shady legend that the dragon was hatched from an egg by the kingdom’s queen. Seika is to investigate this matter too. When they arrive at the palace, the dragon attacks them. A mercenary named Zekt uses his lava tiger to scare it away. However it soon attacks Yifa. Had not Seika acted, she could’ve died. Cecilio claims he hires mercenaries as he believes the only way is to kill the dragon. Seika hopes he would rethink his decision since the dragon is this kingdom’s symbol. Besides, did he get approval of this from the authorities? Cecilio claims he has full authority on this matter. Seika then goes to scold Yifa for not using her magic to defend herself. He can’t be around to protect her always. He might sound like a dick but it’s for her own good so that a certain tragedy will not repeat. Seika then goes to the library to research more but the shady legend doesn’t reveal much. Hence he will go to the mountains tomorrow alone. That night, Cecilio calls Yifa to his room. Unsure what to do, she confides with Seika. She doesn’t have to go if she doesn’t want to. So she shares his bed when he asks if she considers to join Cecilio. Yifa took that the wrong way and is sad thinking Seika views her as a hindrance. This is of course not his intentions and what he meant was eventually everyone needs to choose their path. Well, Yifa will sleep on it. Later Yuki tells Seika he was too harsh on Yifa and reminds him that girl loves him since young. As usual, he brushes it off that they just grew up together. Next day, Seika talks to Cecilio about Yifa. Of course he won’t sell her and if Yifa wants to go, it must be by her own volition. Then he goes off to the mountains alone. Later Cecilio’s elf maid, Lize talks to Yifa about joining the harem. Because it seems Yifa has elf lineage too. Is she going to stay Seika’s slave forever? She must noticed by now that kid is a monster.

Episode 9
Yifa continues to believe in Seika but Lize thinks she’s just taking the easy way out and refusing to think. After Seika defeats the dragon, he notices a dragon’s egg. Strangely, the dragon has him take care of it and now they’re like buddies? Damn, dragon won’t let him leave its nest! Meanwhile Lize shows Yifa around the harem. This entire all-girls’ school trains women to be future politicians, etc. Once the tour is done, Yifa is brought to Cecilio who once again wants her to join his harem. He will even pay as much as Seika wants and if that doesn’t work, use his authority to conscript all slaves. Yifa doesn’t want to be freed because despite being Seika’s slave, she is still free to do what she wants. The rest think she doesn’t think too far into the future so they’re going to force her to sign the deal. Thank goodness Seika returns with the dragon and needs someone with fire magic to warm up the dragon’s egg. That’s you, Yifa. Soon, they are attacked by Zekt who of course is the one orchestrating the whole thing and lied to Cecilio. His goal is to steal the egg. No prizes to guess Seika owns them with his magic as well as Yifa’s assist. Later Seika explains to Cecilio about the whole deal. The dragon was behaving erratically because it laid an egg. The story about the queen hatching the dragon egg is true because the dragon considered humans to be its parents and hence repaid its favour to protect the kingdom. However Cecilio panics and still wants the dragon killed as he needs some achievement to prove himself as the next king. With Seika refusing to kill it, he orders his arrest. Seika is about to play along with this but when Cecilio is seen forcing Yifa to be his, that’s when he puts his foot down to tell him off he has not solved anything and is acting like a child. Yifa is his! Lize then tells Cecilio to give up since she has clearly rejected him. Then she talks to Yifa privately and hopes she will find happiness as one day he will recognize her feelings. Now we see a group of cruel weirdoes annihilating a village with their bizarre strong powers. Their leader claims they must defeat the hero at all cost even sacrificing their lives if needed.

Episode 10
Amyu is shocked when Seika invites her to come home to meet his family. Of course it’s not what you think. Somebody is there now who wants to see her. So as the gang return home, Gly wants to fight Seika. Although he is having a blast in the military, he still can’t forget about that humiliation and wants to fight Seika. Seika however has Amyu fight him since she is stronger. Beat her and he’ll fight him. Well, well. Gly wins. But the match is stopped with the arrival of the Holy Princess, Fiona Urd Alegreif. She is the one who wants to see Amyu. Seika and Yuki exchange notes on Fiona’s history. Born between the emperor and temple priestess 15 years ago, hence she bears both the royal and priestess bloodline. Fiona talks to them and is impressed to see Amyu and will assist her in anything if she requires help. Despite sounding like a dreamer and a bit ditzy, in some ways she sound scheming and teasing. Next day, Seika, Amyu and Gly accompany Fiona to town. I guess holding hands with Seika to blend in like the crowd? When their clothes stand out like hell? She talks about how to get close to someone when a construction mishap happens. Gly and Amyu use their skills to protect her. Everything safe. But is there something to it as Seika notes Fiona seems disappointed he didn’t do anything. Well, he was holding your freaking hand! To soothe her heart, he buys her a hair band. Back at the mansion, Gly reveals to Seika that he was chosen to be Fiona’s holy knight not based out of skill. In fact, the title of Holy Princess and the likes were created and spread about by her so that others like bards can easily write songs about her. In short, she is a politician even if she doesn’t look like it. It is because she possesses the ability to see the future and she inherited it from her mom who once spoke about the prophecy of the hero and Demon Lord after she was born. However the empire doesn’t know who they are. Gly is telling him this because Fiona’s real intention is to see him. He warns not to get too deeply involved because she’s got an eye on the empire’s future.

Episode 11
Fiona looking for Seika incessantly. Can’t blame the kid from hiding from her. Eventually he goes to accompany her since it’ll be a sad thing if a princess plays chess by herself. They talk including their opinions on the strongest chess piece as well as her ability to see the future. She hopes to use this ability to benefit her kingdom. On the return trip, Seika accompanies Fiona in her carriage. As expected, bandits attack the carriage but this is already all foreseen by Fiona. The bandits don’t stand a chance against Seika’s magic as they get overwhelmed. Sure, Fiona has lots of political enemies but can’t her ability tell her which one sent these assassins? Guess not. She’s kind enough to have all the bandits take a carriage to the capital, the reason why she prepared so many of them. It won’t be fair to let them walk and slow their journey and make Seika late for his school. How thoughtful. As for the possibility of bandits slipping out or another ambush, she assures them there won’t be any. She laments some group’s destiny that the future they want will never come. I think she meant those group of cruel weirdoes. They sound like they’re on a suicide mission to kill the hero and bring glory to the demon race. Looks like they’ve already arrived at their destination.

Episode 12
The principal wants Seika to represent the current student body to welcome new students. He accepts the role as later Yuki asks if this is okay because it will make him stand out. Seika claims he was once afraid of dying like his last life. It made him a coward. So I figure he thinks he is so overpowered and nobody can defeat him, that’s why he is done with that and is going to lead a normal life?! This means he doesn’t need to use Amyu as his shield now? But as a normal person, he must run in the face of danger, right? Oh well, maybe except that. He’ll find a way to deal with it. No wonder Yuki is confused and worried. Those crazy demons warp inside the school to slaughter the students to bring out the hero. They find a strange red mist everywhere. They start killing students who come by but felt something amiss. First fight we see is between Mabel and Murderev. The latter takes a liking for her because she is strong. He is superior and could’ve killed her had not Seika’s shikigami substitute saved her. When the demons converge, they are confused because when they attacked the students, they realize this shikigami substitute. Then Seika pops up before them and explains what happened. Though, the exception was Mabel as she was real. As Murderev brags and wants to fight her some more, suddenly Seika decapitates him! OMFG! They detect him as the Demon Lord?! Pyrslaria is so pissed she tries to use her evil eye to turn Seika into stone. Won’t happen. His white snake familiar makes her evil eye go mad and she got a heart attack?! WTF?! Lo Ni tries to tame his snake but gets eaten alive! Won’t work on a creature that was born out of human hatred. Captain Zor realizes they cannot defeat him and wants Ganis to escape to tell his brethren what happened since he is the only with teleporting abilities. Zor sacrifices himself for that and although Ganis escapes outside, it won’t be for long he dies from a lethal gash on his chest. Yeah, thank Seika’s voodoo magic for that. Wow. Suicide Squad lived up to its name but failed their mission… Not funny… Seika and the rest are in a party after his speech for new students. Suddenly knights barge in and confront Amyu. She is accused of slaying a demon emissary and that is a grave crime of the empire. She will be arrested.

Episode 13
Seika tells Amyu to go quietly with them and he’ll do something about it. Later he confronts the principal about this and she mentions about some complicated politics behind all this. But she is applying pressure to get Amyu released so just sit back and wait for the good news. But that won’t do for Seika as he somewhat threatens Amyu might die while waiting. So yeah, Seika going to take this into his own hands as he summons his dragon to fly there. Yuki is worried because she believes it is best he let Amyu die or else the same mistake will be repeated in the past. Seika tells her to STFU. Damn, Seika looking angry. And here Seika boy is, barging into the prison castle whatever and killing all the guards with his onmyouji power. My, such evil. Amyu is shocked to see him here as he explains that she is the reincarnation of the real hero from the past. As some fear that, that is why some want her killed. Soon they are confronted by Gly and Fiona. Yes, she has seen all this coming. Her reason for Amyu going to be killed: They were once a small nation conscripting people to fight demons until the hero came along. Now both humans and demons have armies. Hence the hero and Demon Lord are just relics of the past and they alone cannot conquer nations. HUH?! So why the f*ck must they kill Amyu?! Just ignore her! Yes, but the existence of the hero itself can start a war. SAY WHAT?! WTF?! Nobody wants a war. Not even the demons too. Gee, so to avoid a war, just kill the hero? WTF logic is that?! Wasn’t better just to simply f*cking ignore her if the hero can’t do anything?! Fiona adds a damning statement that Amyu will never attain the true power of the hero because of Seika. Yes, your fault for always protecting her and she never has gone through hardships. Fiona promises to do everything she can to save Amyu so Seika should retreat for now. She wants to use the promise from the chess game to get him to abide but sadly he doesn’t trust her and this makes Fiona sad. And so she prepares a carriage for them to head home. Oh Seika feels so bad he didn’t keep his promise so the least he could do is revive all the dead guards and repair the place! WTF???!!! WHAT DA FFFFUUUUU???!!! Fiona not amused because she was going to report a powerful demon attacked. Oh well. Later Fiona communicates with her father who is unsure about Seika whom he sensed as quite powerful. She says he is this generation’s Demon Lord. The irony because why is a Demon Lord protecting the hero? Because she is close to him. She believes Seika has no choice but to use his power to help others even if he knows he will be destroyed in the end. Seika and Amyu return and happily reunite with Yifa and Mabel.

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Oh wow. The final felt like a big mess. It was confusing and all because it’s like trying to show that Seika is a big dick by becoming the Punisher but at the same time a caring person because he’s the only one willing to take proactive action to go save the hero. How noble. And to think nobody wants war but can’t stand the existence of the hero. Solution? Kill her! Brilliant. Absolutely f*cking brilliant. I’m glad this whole thing ended. Because I’m just like Amyu, didn’t get what the whole f*cking thing was about. I hope nobody could see into the future where this series gets another season! Please, no! After how it all ended, which is nothing burger, I think it is best to leave it the way it is. I’m satisfied. Can we just put this anime to rest forever? No more reincarnation in the form of a sequel, please!

I did not place any high hopes on the story or plot because I figure out it will be mostly be showcasing how overpowered Seika is. Basically that is what the entire series is about despite being hidden behind mini plots that seemingly focus on his harem. At the end of the day, it is all about Seika because there is nothing in this world, not even the so called magic in this fantasy world that could best Seika’s onmyouji powers. It just makes him like God. Or the Demon Lord. So yeah, the several stories here aren’t really exciting and are just plain. For instance, the combat tournament. Heck, it wasn’t even about the tournament but to help solve whatever issues that was eating Mabel. And then induct her into Seika’s harem. Oh, I mean group of friends. In short, it was not impressive.

This means the characters themselves are a big miss because when you have showcased Seika as a totally overpowered kid that no one can come close in besting, that sets the tone for the rest of everything to fall in line. So let’s focus on Seika first. At first it felt refreshing (albeit just a bit) that his character wasn’t going to be 100% noble or of the goody two shoes kind. After all, being betrayed in his previous life and hence going to take precautions to not fall for that again, I thought maybe that would be interesting. Like how he was going to use Amyu as his puppet for the better second life he wants. Then as the series goes, you can tell (and guess) that he isn’t really a dick even though he might sound and seemingly act so (that part when he scolded Yifa). This is ramped up in the finale where he just does what he like and killed many just to save Amyu (reviving them all doesn’t justify he killed them in the first place!). He puts on this stubborn poker face and tone maintaining that he is going to do just that but his actions suggest otherwise. While still not the most noble or the must justice filled character, you can see the compassion in his actions especially with his harem. Sure, it won’t do him any good if he becomes rude or boorish. But with all that we have seen, this makes Seika fall into the typical category of isekai main characters.

At the end of the day, all that would just be forgettable because got to remember that Seika is overpowered as f*ck so who in their right mind can best him? If the demons can’t, you think puny humans can? So yeah, even Seika himself screws this initial idea of his and it would be better to just do as he please as a normal person. Yeah, it’s so tiring when you try to live up and achieve your goals but when you’re at the top of your game with nobody coming any close, what is there to be afraid of? In addition, Seika is such a smart person that he knows what is happening all around. Yeah, he reveals it because we’re too dumb to reach that conclusion and of course to show off how smart he is. Heh. So really, what’s there for him to be afraid of? All powerful and knowing everything. The only thing stopping Seika is Seika himself. So yeah, wherever he may be reincarnated and whatever selfish reasons he will think of, eventually he’ll come back to saving others because that’s just who he is. No wonder I’m so confused too. So are we still interested in Seika’s family history that he is not the actual son of Blaze? Guess not. But if I’m going to make a big conspiracy theory, it is that setting that is going to be the biggest twist that Seika is not Haruyoshi but actually the Demon Lord reincarnated himself as said by Fiona! Amyu could be the reincarnated Haruyoshi! I hope I’m wrong…

Thank goodness in this world there is nobody who have the same onmyouji powers as him and because of that, he manages to avoid standing out. Yeah, it is just strange that this world has some mechanism to measure what kind of magic affinity you have but none for onmyouji. Oh right. I guess the onmyouji can’t be easily classified into the basic elemental magic or even light or dark. It’s a whole class by itself and that’s why Seika is able to use it freely and avoid being detected by others as a strong magic user, oops I mean onmyouji powers. Different magic measuring standards, huh? Just like Mahouka Koukou No Rettousei, huh? So technically he isn’t lying when he is weaker in his magic compared to Yifa.

And the girls who are in his party, honestly they feel forgettable seeing that Seika is, wait for it, overpowered. They do enough to stand on their own but not enough to overshadow Seika. So like Yifa, servant girl looks up to him and even loves him but Seika too dense to see all that. Using that childhood friends excuse doesn’t quite cut it. Like as though Seika is in denial. Because the moment he admits that, he’ll have emotions, something we see Seika lack of and perhaps the reason why he is able to stay head strong. Then there is Amyu who is supposed to be Seika’s puppet but we all know better that it won’t turn out that way. Now she’s friends in his group and it’s weird that a hero like her is hanging out in a weird group. Lastly Mabel. I felt like she’s the sympathetic pick up (if that’s the right word to describe her) after her whatever case in trying to be the fake hero and save her brother. Woah. What confusing plot. And now she’s friends in his group because he promised he take care of her. I don’t know. It really feels weird.

While Fiona doesn’t seem like it but I won’t discount her from being part of Seika’s group in the future. It is hinted the future is not fixed and certain actions may lead a change to it. Imagine Seika’s harem having a wide range of different class of girls. From a servant to a hero to a failed mercenary and possibly a princess! Does the power of onmyouji have a part in this? I wonder if Yuki is the pet mascot of the series and the only one who knows of Seika’s reincarnation. She acts like the voice of consciousness for him (by questioning some of his actions) but Seika often disregards it with his own logic.

It couldn’t be more disappointing but I guess I have myself to blame. I thought Zor’s group will be the much needed balance that will give Seika a run on his money. Even if I didn’t put much hopes on it, at least put up some fight. After all, we see a few snippets of them as the season reaches its end. They could have successfully trolled people like yours truly to think they’re a commendable threat. And then what do we get? F*cking easy annihilation!!! Complete wipe out!!! OMFG! They sounded like they’re the best of the best in their expertise area but then again, they could be just bragging. I know, Seika falls into this too but we’ve seen his powers are the real deal. But for Zor’s group, we don’t know anything and after seeing a few merciless massacre, we assume they’re going to be credible enemies. Who’d knew Seika was the bigger Demon Lord than all of them combined. Sheesh. What a disappointment. And to think they were demon emissaries?! Those demons killing others were emissaries?! You got to be kidding me! Am I missing something?! Yeah, maybe some crooked politician gave them that title.

I know Seika is a douchebag himself (yes he is!) but other characters are made to look even more a scumbag so that Seika can look a bit more like a saint. For instance that Gly guy. Yeah, don’t you just want to hate his guts on this coward who tried to rape Yifa? Well, he got a bit of redemption now that he is Fiona’s escort and personality wise might be better than Seika but yeah, he started off as a dick. Is it me or does Yifa attract trouble because once more, Cecilio trying to induct her into his harem but the Seika love force is strong in her so much so he reveals his douchebag side trying to muscle his way using his authority. This is only so that Seika could confirm Yifa is his. Nobody touches his slave girl. Heh. Remember Cordell? Oh wait. Don’t have too. Cocky arrogant spy already dead. Oh Seika you killed him! But this is for the greater good, right? So we let that pass…

I can’t say the action is impressive because well, as said a million times already, Seika is overpowered and we see him easily chant his spells and curses as well as summoning creepy familiars from another dimension to do his bidding. Lots of flashy magic circle effects and the likes but nothing really mind blowing. Seika easily winning over his opponents without a sweat is what makes the fights boring. The only interesting part is how he sometimes get cruel to kill them off and yes, that is perhaps the more interesting and greyish part of the battle than that battle itself.

Art and animation are pretty standard but there is one thing that I want to point out: The disappointing CGI! Ah yes, even in today’s time it boggles my mind they can make such mediocre quality CGI. I mean, why even bother? While I am not saying it is the worst, it definitely sticks out like a sore thumb. Yeah, look at all those CGI horses! They look so… FAKE! Some monsters are animated using CGI too and while they do look jarring, they aren’t as bad as those horses. Yes. So fake and looking so lifeless! They should just animate the whole thing using typical 2D animation because the characters already look like your typical conventional Japanese anime character with cute boys and cute girls and everything is quite colourful and bright, so why even bother with horrible CGI. Even those magic effects were just pretty meh. This anime is done by Studio Blanc who did Uramichi Oniisan and Boku No Kanojo Ga Majimesugiru Sho-b*tch Na Ken.

Voice acting is rather okay. Yoshitsugu Matsuoka making his cameo as Kyle, Youko Hikasa as that cocky golem user b*tch and Yuuichirou Umehara having a shorter cameo as Haruyoshi. Not forgetting Takehito Koyasu as Zor and Sho Hayami as Blaze. I didn’t realize it was Yui Ogura behind Yuki’s voice since I have always pigeonholed her as a loli specialist. Now that she’s gorgeously grown up and moving away from such roles, not even though this Yuki character still has a high pitched squeaky voice, it never even crossed my mind it was her. Sighs. I think I’m losing touch on some of the veteran ones too because it also shocked me that Rina Satou was behind Lize’s voice. Sighs.

The other casts are Yumiri Hanamori as Seika (Hayasaka in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Azumi Waki as Yifa (Special Week in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby), Nene Hieda as Amyu (Izumi in Jaku-Chara Tomozaki-kun), Akari Kitou as Mabel (Nezuko in Kimetsu No Yaiba), Kaede Hondo as Fiona (Echidna in Yuusha Yamemasu), Yuuto Uemura as Gly (Yotsuya in 100-man No Inochi No Ue Ni Ore Wa Tatteiru) and Gakuto Kajiwara as Cecilio (Asta in Black Clover). Fans of Angela can be glad that she sings the opener, Reconnection. Feels very much like the previous anime songs she sings but this one is infused with some mystical effects and traditional instruments. The ending theme is Link and your generic anime rock pop. But there are various versions of this. Actually more like different girls in Seika’s harem sings this be it solo or a combination between them.

Overall, this anime is mediocre with its generic characters and plot. It doesn’t help this is one of the many isekai genres out there to flood the industry for the season. Imagine in that same season this anime came out, we had other isekai animes like a certain magical girl isekai, a certain farming isekai, a certain cooking isekai, a certain handyman isekai, a certain merchant girl trying to save up for her retirement isekai and a sequel of a certain slime master isekai as well as another sequel of a certain evolution fruit isekai! OMG!!! Isekai madness! And now we can add this certain onmyouji isekai to the growing list. Yes, growing list of disappointing anime series! Sad to say, not even the onmyouji powers can save the anime industry at this point. I don’t have abilities to see the future but I can tell we’re going to have more isekai crap for the seasons to come. And I will continue to make the same mistake of watching many of them again. Sadly I did not learn from past reincarnations…

You bet the dungeon raiding is not over yet. And that is why we have Dungeon Ni Deai Wo Motomeru No Wa Machigatteiru Darou Ka IV. So I have to admit it whether I like it or not that this series is popular enough even in its source materials and have enough following for it to warrant a fourth season, an amazing feat seeing not many anime series could spawn such many sequels. From the way I see it, this isn’t going to be the last either. But I’ll take this series one season at a time. I wonder how many more chicks Bell will pick up in the dungeon. I mean, that’s why this series is named so, right?! Is it not?! Okay, okay…

Episode 1
From the events of last season, looks like Bell has levelled up. We’re so proud. Now that Hestia Familia is strong enough, they are now given an official mission. Hestia suggests getting extra help from other Familia. Mikoto goes to talk to Takemikazuchi and he agrees to let Ouka and Chigusa join her. Lily on the other hand sees Miach and only Daphne and Cassandra will join in. And somehow Aisha got wind of this and invites herself to join. Is there a good reason to turn her down? Takemikazuchi trains Mikoto and Chigusa to level up their techniques and tactics while Ouka goes to see Welf to have him make a weapon. And they troll us to think Aisha is going to give us some sexy screen time with Haruhime but too bad, it’s going to be a special drill and not a special thrill to make this weakest link in the group to learn a new magic. Yeah, Aisha knows a shortcut. I hope sex isn’t what she meant… Meanwhile Bell sees Eina for more info on this Great Falls that his group will have to go through. Well, looks like the fall we have now is Eina realizing she is falling head over heels for him. We know! Hestia along with Takemikazuchi, Miach and Hephaistos drink to celebrate their friendship and this ongoing expedition. Remember, they can’t follow their Familia into the dungeon. Next day as everyone prepares to head off, Cassandra and Daphne are running late because the former has change of mind. Because she has this dream of green moss swallowing people up, she doesn’t want to go anymore and hopes Bell could cancel or postpone this expedition. Sorry, no can do. And that’s that. Welf gives Bell one of his best works. This short dagger is made from a unicorn’s horn and is very light. The party heads off into the dungeon and to remind us how they all kick ass, we see them annihilating waves of killer wasps. Of course Bell bags the biggest prize as his fire bolts the main nest. Don’t mess with this level 4! Uhm, should he change his nickname from Little Rookie?

Episode 2
Well, why is Bell vandalising the dungeon? If there is damage to the terrain, the dungeon will spend time repairing it and won’t send monsters. Gee, you think that little scratch will do the job? Everyone praises Bell and this worries Lily since it feels like she is drawing further away from him. But please do your supporter job. So basically the first half sees the gang camping and talking about stuffs. Boring. Then they arrive at the Great Falls. Watch your step or you’ll be swept away and pulled down by the current. Not to mention monsters dwelling in it. Lily reviews their mission and the items they need to retrieve. Lily also has everyone reminded that despite she already has provided the necessary gear for protection, many went on to buy extra stuffs. This means this is an expensive expedition so you better work your ass off to cover the costs! Then there is some rare corals that Welf wants to make great weapons. Lily objects to it until Aisha notes they could sell it for a fortune. Get those corals! See those money eyes light up when Bell gets them. As the gang continue their journey, they see a very injured adventurer coming their way. Bell recognizes him as Luvis. He seeks for help but too late, there’s this weird green monster attacking them. Bell quickly engages it. Has Bell finally found his match? Because this monster can read moves and is equally fast and deadly. Thanks to Luvis’ warning, everyone takes cover as the monster starts shooting projectiles. Don’t get hit. Oh dear, one hit Chigusa. The monster then retreats. Nightmare is not over because green moss start to grow out of Chigusa and Luvis. This is the nightmare Cassandra saw in her dream.

Episode 3
The monster is seen killing other monsters to eat their crystals. Then it returns to where Luvis’ party is hiding and attacks them. It seems trying to heal or cut off the vines only worsens the host. Bell has everyone come up with ideas since he is no good in such situations. As they discuss about the monster, the options for them is to retreat back up to get them healed by a capable healer or they take down the monster and by doing so, the parasitic effect will be gone. The answer is obvious. Because Luvis mentions about his party members being stuck here and he needs to save them. He was acting as a decoy to escape. You see, the monster will target them as they have magic stones. It devoured them right before their eyes when they were first attacked. Then it grew stronger and faster. As they make way to where Luvis’ party is, they see a trail of blood that leads to them. Obviously it is a trap. Lily lays out the strategy to save them as well as to deal with the monster when it attacks. As they begin, the monster comes out of hiding to attack. Bell is fast enough to engage it. When Bell burns it with his fireball, the monster then drags him down into the rapids with him. However the monster soon lets him go and lets him fall off the waterfall! Lily becomes distraught to go save Bell but Aisha stomps her authority to tell no one will go save him. The fact is that Bell is much stronger than all of them so he will be able to fend for himself. They should be worrying about themselves. Believe in him. Once Lily regains her composure, her plan is to retreat to the entrance of this level. They will make their temporary base there as Aisha alone proceeds back to the surface to request for help. She is also anticipating the monster will attack them and that is why she will have Mikoto use her gravity spell to destroy the only path and send it plunging below. As they make their way back, they stumble into another group of adventurers. Looks like Dormal and his pals too have gotten hit by the vines. With all those believing, that’s right, Bell is still alive. He needs to get back to his friends but is attacked by fast attacking birds. He fights his way through and once all the threats are cleared, a mermaid claps at this spectacle.

Episode 4
Marie the mermaid can talk. He asks if she is a Xenos and perhaps so because it seems she knows about Rei and Lyd. Noticing his injuries, Marie forces Bell to suck on her blood of her finger. Yeah, it heals. Looks so pervy if this was without context. Bell then asks about the other Xenos but apparently Marie cannot move as fast as them so she is stuck on this floor while the rest have gone elsewhere. Bell needs to get back to his friends but Marie wants him to stay. This floor is safe and she has seen the green monster fight his friends. She is scared. He will die. Of course Bell assures her he won’t and that is enough for Marie to become his guide. She guides him through the caves and waterways. If there is no water? Bell just carries her! Yeah, Marie having so much fun. Meanwhile at our other party, they realize sh*t just hit the fan as they are cornered by monsters from all sides. No prize to guess it’s that green moss controlling them to attack. With not enough attacking power, they make a run for it. Of course they kill those who get too close but at this rate they may just run out of steam and weapons. Aisha knows Haruhime’s secret power can save them all but it is too early to use their trump card against these small fries. Do you believe it now that this group can still survive without depending on Bell? So as they run and fight their way through, eventually the monster horde becomes too much overwhelming. The party is definitely not prepared for this. Cue for Aisha to use their secret weapon so she forces the outsiders to swear to never speak of what they’ll witness. After everyone gathers defensively around Haruhime, it’s show time.

Episode 5
Flashback shows Haruhime forcing Aisha to read up on this book to learn whatever spell there is. Because it will be the thing that will save her comrades’ life. And now we see the fruits of her labour as she conjures up… Uhm… 5 fox tails? Apparently this is supposed to boost up 5 people similarly. Yes. This is their trump card. So after a flashy light show, she boosts Welf, Aisha, Ouka, Mikoto and Daphne. Now they’re fighting machines! Though, Haruhime is now unconscious. Once the monsters are destroyed, Aisha then realizes they have fallen for that green moss’ trap. Yes, it is eating up all the crystals from the monsters they killed. Yeah, even giving them that smirk! It’s evolution time as it transforms into a more hideous mother. An even deadlier. Aisha fights it but she too gets vined. With the boosting effect running out, our heroes once again find themselves in a pinch as more monsters show up. Time for Luvis and Dormal to get into the action. Their plan is to be the decoy and let as many Hestia Familia members escape. Lily is distraught with this but soon makes her decision. She will not let anybody die and will stay and fight. Heads up from Haruhime because their perseverance has been rewarded. She hears Bell coming. It’s about time! The right time for everybody to leave the stage and for our main hero to make his entrance. Bell fights on par with the big bad mother. No, actually his skills are way better than it. So much so Bell can tell this monster is way weaker. At least nowhere close to that minotaur he fought. He wants to fight that beast again so he can’t lose here. Bell needs to kill it with a single strike since the monster can regenerate fast. Hence he concentrates fire on his dagger. Monster gets scared and tries to run away but Welf ices up the place. No chickening out now. Borrowing Hestia’s other name, Bell calls it Argo Vesta and burns up the monster, leaving no ashes behind. Awesome! Monster dead. Parasite vines gone. Everybody alive and is happy to reunite with the one and only dependable guy. Yeah, still can’t afford not to not have him.

Episode 6
Everyone is now resting at the safe zone. Meanwhile the gods have gathered for an event. Hestia wouldn’t have attended if it’s not because of something of importance. You see, this is where the gods give a new nickname to adventurers and hell, Hestia is here to make sure Bell won’t get a bad or funny one. So when it is Bell’s turn to get his new nickname, Freya has a suggestion: Vanadis Odr which means Freya’s husband! No way in hell Hestia gonna accept that! Soon, other gods start giving their own funny names. A tiring day but nevertheless Bell’s new nickname is pretty decent: Rabbit’s Foot. Bell visits Luvis and Dormal. Both thank him and will forever be in his debt. Lily hopes to spend some time with Bell but looks like fate won’t let that be. So as Lily tails Bell, first she sees him talk to Ouka and Chigusa about working as a party because that’s the only way to cover their weaknesses. Suddenly Daphne and Cassandra whisk him away. It’s just to use Bell as a coupon to get some huge discount from a trader that they are buying stuffs from. Then Mikoto and Haruhime invite him for tea as they ask him what happened after he fell into the Great Falls. A devastating moment for Lily as she wanted to ask him that. Right after that, drunk Welf and Aisha whisk him away to a bar to party. Lily then hears the news of the gods bestowing Bell a new nickname. At the bar, she is waiting for a chance to tell Bell this but too bad those drunk guys already know and let it slip. Yeah, Lily paid good money for nothing! I guess Lily has had it so she throws a smokescreen and takes Bell to run. Good move. He could’ve lost his virginity to Aisha! Finally Lily has her moment with Bell. But she’s hardly excited since everybody beat her to what she wanted to do. However she is also glad that this way, it proves Bell is still the same. Only maybe now he might be a womanizer. Bell tries to find out that inspirational speech she said to motivate the rest to fight then. Not telling. A secret. Next day, the town is in commotion. A trader named Jean has been murdered in the outskirts. Can’t be a monster because a witness, Turk clearly saw Ryuu killed him! So this explains why she has been missing from her pub work for several days?

Episode 7
Everyone is examining the body and Turk suggests a witch hunt. Initially Bors disagrees since he doesn’t want to lose his life fighting a skilled warrior. But after hearing the hefty bounty on Ryuu’s head, let’s form a hunting party! Bell tries to vouch that this may not be Ryuu but with Turk being stubborn, Aisha takes Bell away before he makes it sounds like he is Ryuu’s accomplice. So Bell and co discuss on what to do. Daphne has examined the cuts on the body and believes only Ryuu is capable of such precise fatal wounds. Or at least somebody as good as her but trying to pin the blame on her. But they all feel fishy about Turk because it is like as though he is trying to whip a frenzy to convince everyone Ryuu is the killer. Lily suggests joining the hunt. Of course this makes it easier for them to move and get info. All they need to do is get Ryuu before the rest. With everyone agreeing on this, Cassandra doesn’t have a good feeling about it. Could it be her horrifying visions she dreamt last night? Well, let’s say she saw everyone except Bell got killed. She tries to stop them without telling about the dream. Daphne thinks she should stay back but Cassandra changes her mind seeing doing so would leave everyone to their fates. Hestia soon receives a letter from Lily about this murder case and needs her help. Cassandra continues to decipher the cryptic words of her dream. After a fight with some mammoth horde, a great tremor is felt. It is traced to the bottom of Great Falls and many believe this could be Ryuu. Well, this is where the tragedy starts so Cassandra tries to convince her teammates not to go. Good thing they agree since they don’t have experience at the lower flowers and will be a hindrance to the rest who could move faster. When Bell and Aisha are suggested to be the only ones to go, Cassandra cooks up a lie for Aisha to stay so as to look after Haruhime. Well, last time Cassandra carried her, she was heavy! Oh my! And so Bell goes alone, holding his high faith in Ryuu.

Episode 8
Bell blazes through the monster and traps like a pro despite his first time down these levels. Yeah, Bors thinking of pushing some responsibilities to him but still share the same amount of loot. As the party continues, Bell hears Marie’s singing and goes off on his own to follow that voice. Meanwhile Bell’s comrades aren’t just sitting and waiting for nothing. Bell gave them a job to stay put is so that they could watch Turk and see if he makes any suspicious moves. Soon, Turk argues with some adventurers because he wants to head down and hunt Ryuu. Some disagree and stay behind while those who believe in Turk, follow him. Of course this means Lily and co will also follow Turk. Hey, the more the merrier to take down Ryuu, right? As Bell meets Marie, she seems scared. Something scary down here that doesn’t belong here. He wonders if she is referring to Ryuu as he describes her. Marie lets him follow until Bell sees for himself this shocking truth. Oh dear, Ryuu killing off a guy and taking his loot! She is not impressed with him here and tells him to stay out. He is also better off not knowing. Oh Bell, you mean to stand there in shock and let her get away? Is your faith in Ryuu wavering? Bell prefers to take this corpse back and abandon Marie. Baka Bell… He reunites with Bors’ party and is shocked to see many other dead bodies too. Even the terrain is decimated. Ryuu did this? Fortunately, there is a survivor who can relay what happened. Jura Halmar is traumatized as he explains how Ryuu did some flashy stuffs. Bors recognizes Jura as a wanted man who was once part of Evilus. Jura admits that but ever since he has been living an honest life. Could it be Ryuu is out to kill the remnants and all those connected to it? Speaking of the devil, here she comes to finish off Jura. All the adventurers can’t do jack sh*t as she easily owns them. All that’s left is Bell and the only one who can save Jura’s life. Ryuu tells him to get out of the way or she’ll cut him down too. Oh Bell, are you still trying to be calm and go for conversation? Knowing Bell, I bet he is…

Episode 9
Bell asks if she killed Jean. She claims she has killed no one. Just like that, Bell is relieved and believes in her. Confronting Jura, he notices his wounds are old ones and a very combustible blaze rock he dropped. This is when Jura stops his act and reveals his true nature. Yup, he is still the big baddie alright. He is going to kill them as he summons a huge snake monster named Lambton. We also see that Turk is his comrade and he too summons Lambton to get rid of Lily’s group. They have to run and ditch their mission to follow Turk. Don’t want to die, right? As Bell and Ryuu fight Lambton, he wonders if Jura is a high level beast tamer since he could control a deep level monster that could easily burrow through various levels. Ryuu’s memories says he is not so Jura reveals this magic item those guys from Knossos made for him that could easily control any monsters. Ryuu has fought such before and knows how to defeat this one after observing its movements. Destroying the magic item controlling it would only make it go berserk further in its natural state so they have to use this method. In the meantime, we need to turn Jura into a more despicable character as he reveals all his setup. Knowing Ryuu was persisting on his tail, he used Turk to deal with her. This includes killing Jean who is their own guy for the distraction. In fact those other dead adventurers were their own men. The blaze rock was used to make it look like Ryuu was such a brutal killer. After this big reveal, Ryuu and Bell can now destroy Lambton. The same victory for Lily’s group as they cooperate their tactics and powers to destroy the snake. However Cassandra still feels uneasy. This victory feels too easy to be anything close to that disaster she dreamt. Well, she’s right. Jura admits he was just a distraction. Because Turk and his guys have now set those blaze rocks all over the place. Boom! Jura can think nothing but revenge on Ryuu and has researched and planned this for 5 long years. Now it’s the time to see that despair on her face! She really wants to kill him but Bell isn’t going to let her taint her hands. With a strange sound echoing throughout the place, Ryuu now falls into despair as she is reminded of that tragedy that will happen again.

Episode 10
Ouranos can even feel it has awakened and the tragedy will happen again. Can anybody please stop being so vague and just show us what it is?! Oh, here’s a preview. A group of unlucky adventurers get sliced in half!!! OMFG!!! You can’t outrun this thing! Worse, their screams resonate throughout the caves and it must be damn eerie to hear them die like that. Jura continues to explain that when his Familia was fighting against hers, he set a trap to get rid of them once and for all. This included setting up the entire place with blaze rocks and blowing it up. But still, Astrea Familia will not die. But this led to the appearance of that monster that begin the massacre tragedy. Ouranos nicely explains to us that the dungeon has the capability of restoring itself back when it receives too much damage. But when that damage exceeds what it can repair, a self-preservation instinct is triggered to prioritize eliminating whoever is causing that damage. There are no records of this because Ouranos doesn’t want the public to panic and hence it was all covered. He only told Xenos in exchange for their help to prevent such a thing from happening again. Well, looks like not this time. Jura has spent the last 5 years researching this monster and learnt a hell lot. His goal is to tame it even if it means causing another tragedy. Yeah, he thinks his magic item will do the trick now. Jura adds Ryuu should know how horrifying this monster is because she fought it first-hand. She sacrificed her comrades just to desperately keep herself alive. Ryuu is at breaking point telling him to STFU. Must be true then. Well, the tragedy has arrived as Bors’ group after many getting sliced in half, impaled or thrown so hard all their bones broke, don’t you dare underestimate this scrawny monster AKA Juggernaut. See the adventurers dying one by one like ants. Now time for Bell to step up to the game. He fights Juggernaut and it is unlike any floor boss he has fought. Despite its lack of armour, it is damn fast and agile. Bell does his fireball but it backfires since it has some barrier. True tragedy begins as Juggernaut slices off Bell’s arm! And then one big whack to break his bones. Bell lying there motionless. Everybody stares in disbelief. Awkward silence. BELL IS DEAD????!!!!!

Episode 11
Don’t worry. Bell is still alive. Thank the scarf in playing that plot convenience, I mean pivotal role. So as Ryuu does a bit of healing, other adventurers get killed from left to right. Bors and the survivors try to blast it but it reflects and burns them all. How the f*ck is Bors the only one still alive? Cue for Bell’s body to be blown into the river from the impact. But hell, Ryuu has to get back fighting Juggernaut. And this guy is still standing there and watching instead of running away?! See, Ryuu gets gravely injured. Meanwhile Marie saves Bell by using her mermaid blood to attach back his arm and heal his wounds. Son of a gun, it actually works because now Bell is resurrected as he returns to the surface. Just in time because Ryuu is about to get killed. Round 2, fight! Bell tries to fight close quarter combat. He manages to stab it but realizes it has no core. Then he uses his fire bolt and you’d think he is stupid enough to do the same mistake. Turns out he lets his dagger absorb the flames and then hit it right back at Juggernaut. Should be the killer move, right? Well, Juggernaut is still standing. Jura uses this chance to put his magic item to enslave Juggernaut. Now it’s his. Go kill those f*ckers! Too bad Juggernaut doesn’t listen and slices Jura in half! So much about taming. Because a Lambton heard Jura’s order, it attacks Ryuu. Bell rushes to save her but they get devoured. Juggernaut doesn’t want to lose its prey so it also follows down to the lower levels. Meanwhile at Lily’s side, a huge earthquake rocks the place. Say hi to Amphisbaena again. Yes Cassandra, the nightmare isn’t over yet. Bell and Ryuu are still alive as he cuts open a hole in the dead Lambton’s stomach. Where are we? Judging from the different wall colours, this is definitely one of the lower levels. White Palace they call it, huh? What was Eina saying about this scary place again?

Episode 12
Lily and co try to get to the exit but Amphisbaena cuts of all their exits. Now they’re trapped in like a cage. Is this the dream Cassandra has been lamenting about? Meanwhile we see how Bell is doing. Injured left and right. Ryuu too. Feeling very afraid. Need to get out of here. Oh wait. Here comes Juggernaut!!! Aisha realizes the group’s morale is low. If only Bell was here. Yeah, since when you started relying on him? Thankfully Welf putting it as they don’t want to end up having a reputation that they always rely on Bell. They need Bell to be proud of them sometimes. Hence everybody goes to take on this double headed sea dragon. All the fighters are doing their stuffs to take it down but Amphisbaena has got a few tricky moves that keep them at bay. Before Lily goes into despair about her own uselessness, she soon takes control of the situation by analysing what’s going on before commanding what her comrades are supposed to do. This is what a commander should be doing, right? Eventually Mikoto’s powerful move has the roof cave in on Amphisbaena and trapping it. Now everyone can go in for the kill. Cassandra continues to be useless (even Haruhime proves herself by boosting stats of others) and regretting about her vision until Daphne has to smack her out of it and do her healing job. Sure, everybody is scared and in despair. But can’t give up until the end, right? Took her a while but Cassandra is back in the healing business.

Episode 13
Suddenly Bell gets the strength to run like hell! Oh, but his fire bolts did the trick to cave in the ceiling on Juggernaut. Wow. It’s over? Lucky. I guess Bell and Ryuu need to talk. The latter wants him to leave her behind since she will only slow him down. Don’t look know but there’s this skull sheep monster attacking him. Bell uses up a lot of strength and takes a lot of damage before taking it out. That is even considered lucky. Ryuu continues to assert to leave her behind but Bell screams he won’t because since she has been down here before, she is useful to get out. And just like that she is willing to live longer. Meanwhile Luvis and Dormal learnt from escaped adventurers that Hestia Familia is stranded and it’s hell down there. This is also heard by Tsubaki Collbrande, the captain of Hephaistos Familia and she wants to know the details. Whatever the case, she and her crazy babes are going straight down there to check things out. Ryuu mentions they need to get into a small room to rest. Just when they think they spot other adventurers nearby, too bad it’s just their bones. Worse, more skull sheep attack. Bell getting desperate as he fires his fire bolts. Once again the same trick of caving in the ceiling made them flee. Convenient move? At this point Bell is broken like hell and he thinks they’re going to die. Ryuu’s turn to slap some senses into him and say they’ll take 5 minute intervals to rest and keep guard. We return to Lily’s side still fighting Amphisbaena. The monster makes a daring move by swimming up the waterfall and then jump back down to cause a tidal wave and have them lose their footing. Then they realize Mikoto is not around. Yeah, she got hit by an ice slab and is sinking. Monster fish eating her too. Amphisbaena fires up and because Cassandra spacing out over this prolonged despair, Haruhime pushes her away and gets burnt. Casualties piling up now! Does this fire you up to f*cking kill that floor boss?!

Episode 14
Ryuu has to fight a few pesky sheep and even in her injured form, she can still fight. What choice does she have? Thankfully, Bell wakes up in time to defeat the last of them. Change shift. Now it’s Bell’s turn to watch while Ryuu rests. She needs all the rest she can get as she dreams about her time in Astrea Familia and her captain, Alise Lovell. Now we return to Lily’s side fighting a seemingly losing battle. Just when you thought they are done for because everything they pull off seem useless, then it is cue to pull off a miracle. Yes, Mikoto is still alive as she chants something to pull off some great attack. Similarly, Haruhime didn’t get burnt alive as she blesses Aisha with power. Together with Ouka they strike down the monster boss. Finally. So as everyone is going to take a breather after a hard fought battle, the cage is starting to crumble. They see Turk and his men trying to flee and think of following them. However there is debate whether they should escape this place or go save Bell. Cassandra tries to talk about her prophecy which may save their lives but Daphne has had enough of her BS. She doesn’t believe in all those crap. Heart breaking? Daphne then changes her mind and leads everyone to where Cassandra wants. Daphne clears the air she doesn’t believe in her visions but rather in Cassandra. Now is not the time to cry. Thanks to this, they manage to get to safety as the cage completely crumbles while they watch Turk and his men fall to their deaths. Daphne thanks Cassandra’s decision that saved their lives. Since it has come to this, they are going to rescue Bell.

Episode 15
A short dream AKA flashback from Ryuu as she dreams right before the tragedy that hit Astrea Familia. Alise had info about Rudra Familia that Jura at a certain floor in the dungeon and their plan was to swoop in and take them out. Looking back in hindsight, it was indeed a trap set by Jura. Back to Lily’s side, her party is fighting more monsters in their bid to look for Bell. Sure, they might not be tough, but they can’t waste time in fighting endless waves. At this rate they might run out of energy. To their surprise, monsters from lower floors start to appear. They fight them all off and surprisingly find Bors. Did he bring them with him when he ran away? The gang is shocked to hear all the adventurers got killed and Bors as the lone survivor. Even more devastating Bors says Bell is dead. Lily losing her sh*t and can’t accept this. Bors explains what he saw with his eyes how Bell got killed by Juggernaut. So does this mean this rescue mission is for naught? As they rest in a dead end, with the party’s morale low, Aisha wants Bors to explain in detail what he really saw. Because he didn’t see Bell’s corpse and the last he saw was Ryuu trying to heal Bell, this small flimsy hope is the excuse they need to have faith that Bell is still alive and proceed with this rescue mission. Bors doesn’t want to go back down there so Aisha tells him off to show some gratitude to those who saved his ass. As they rest, Welf realizes their chances of fighting their way out is slim. If only he could make more magic weapons. Remembering Hephaistos’ words, Welf throws away his pride and wants everyone to put their lives in his hands. He is going to forge some magic weapons here. As long as he has a hammer, hearth and some materials, he can do it. Some are sceptical but since Welf is confident he can, everyone agrees to protect him as he forges since he will be in a vulnerable state. Okay. Let’s get us some magic weapons.

Episode 16
Alise initiating a debate with her Familia on what justice is. After the many arguments, she gives her ‘wisdom’ that instead of trying to find the right answer, they’ll focus on weeding out fake justice and hence justice is something they hide. As Welf begins his forging, the rest become a shield to protect him from advancing monsters. Oh boy, did Welf hit a brick wall because this adamantite ore is really hard to forge… Back to Bell and Ryuu, they are discussing the probably options they have and the other floors. Ryuu suggests stripping the corpse of the dead adventurers of their items if they need to traverse the floors. WTF Bell trying to be some holy kid thinking it is desecration?! You want to live or not?! Of course he soon comes to that realization because they’re still alive and need to get back out that way. Ryuu finds a map (although incomplete as the area is very large) in one of them and it will prove to be a great help to get them to the connecting tunnels. There are also personal messages from the dead so they’re bent on taking this back to the surface too. Meanwhile status report on Welf… Uhm, the ore still not taking shape. He starts to lose focus and wonders if this was the right choice. Then his inner versions question him what he is doing this for. For his friends. Uhm, isn’t that what he was doing all along or did I miss something? And just like that Welf powers up to create the mother of all magic blades. Just in time to test it because the monsters just break through the defence. With Cassandra’s help to amplify magic, Welf easily burns all the monsters. It’s about time. Time to get back in rescuing Bell.

Episode 17
Another snippet showing Ryuu getting into an argument with Kaguya about their version of justice. She got upset when Kaguya told her off she might be the strongest but mentally and emotionally the weakest in the group. Heed her advice, there will be a time when she must make a decision to save someone and that she cannot save everybody. Ryuu and Bell continue to fight more monsters. Bell getting demotivated since he feels useless after Ryuu points out his inefficient way of fighting. Of course she gives him some encouragement he can do it. Then she gives him drink a potion that will take away his pain. Uhm, looks mouldy… She thinks it’s a bit old but still effective. She thinks! Down the hatch. Tastes horrible but it works. Now Bell is super motivated to get through this. As Lily’s group continues their expedition, they arrive at a place where there are lots of dead adventurer bodies. They move on and Aisha thought she heard a voice from Marie warning them not to proceed. Must be her imagination. Finally arriving at the spot where Bors last seen Bell, he is baffled that all the corpses are missing. They examine a place and find a huge hole. It could be that Bell is now in deeper floors. Worse timing, eel monsters surround the place. Some spit out accessories and hence solving the mystery of the missing bodies. I guess dinner wasn’t enough. At this rate, they are going to tire themselves. It couldn’t get any worse as more monsters rush in. But wait, they’re fighting the eels? Then Lily recognizes them. They’re Xenos! About time they show up to help Bell’s party in trouble as promised. Ryuu gives Bell drink another of those effective but yucky potions. She is supposed to drink half herself but after noting the indirect kiss, she puts it away. Is Bell aghast because she won’t share the ‘pain’? Anyway, they continue their journey as Ryuu talks about certain monsters he must be wary about. When they reach a certain area with different texture, Ryuu recognizes this is one of the inner circles. Now that they know where they are, they can plan where they’re heading next. While Bell is now buoyed with hope, however Ryuu is more sceptical. She thinks the dungeon won’t let them both out alive. She wonders how much she can grow Bell before she dies or sacrifices herself.

Episode 18
As Ryuu was still upset about Kaguya’s thinking on sacrifice, Alise came to offer her piece of advice about ideals and the meaning of being a hero. Haruhime and Wiene emotionally reunite. Can we cut this for later because a bloody battle is still raging on. Tsubaki’s group have arrived and now more slaughtering can happen. Marie then calls out to Lyd. She tells him how she saw Bell fell to deeper flaws and a monster is chasing him. Lyd then signals his Xenos as they all charge out to go save Bell. This leaves the rest to clean up the remaining monsters. Lily then learns what the Xenos are doing and since they can carve a path if they so wish to go save Bell, Lily tells her group and the rest that they’re going to the lower floors. It doesn’t matter the odds because it’s something they have to do. That’s right, Bors. You’re coming along on this crazy adventure. Now we see Bell kicking monsters’ ass. Ryuu believes the pressure may have pushed him to new heights. As they rest, Ryuu reveals that Fels told her about Juggernaut. Ryuu thinks she is from the guild and hence they might know about its existence. As condition for such info, Ryuu cannot reveal it to others and she will be left alone. Speaking of Juggernaut, it’s attacking and devouring other monsters. My, bloodthirsty aren’t we? Ryuu and Bell are surrounded by more monsters but call it luck whatever, those damn poisonous Peluda monsters shoot their poison quills to take out some of them before Bell burns them. However a quill hits Bell’s arm. In pain, he then uses Welf’s unicorn’s horn dagger to absorb and remove all the poison! Resting again, Ryuu thinks why the adventurers backtracked instead of moving forward in the map. Did they stumble upon something that they retreated? As they continue their journey, now they enter a place where Ryuu recognizes as the Colosseum.

Episode 19
Still not happy with this ideal vs reality debate, now it’s Layla’s turn to offer her advice to Ryuu about the importance of info. Turn knowledge into wisdom and it might help save someone’s life. Now we return to the Colosseum as Ryuu explains how this place infinitely spawns monsters. When one dies, another pops up in its place to fight. So yeah, they’re not going to fight all that but have to get across if they want to get to the next floor. In order to do that, they need to camouflage. Using the hide of a skull sheep and dousing themselves with the heart of a Barbarian to cover their scent, they sneak quietly across the bridge filled with Peluda into the Colosseum. They witness the monsters fighting each other perpetually to the death. But that would be too boring if nothing happens so they get caught and with their cover blown, the monsters now turn their attention to fight the invaders. As they fight their way through, Ryuu finally does her sacrificial move. She blasts Bell across the bridge and then destroys it. She wants him to escape himself, believing he can do it now that she will no longer be a burden. She goes back to fight the monsters and resigns to her fate, hoping that she will finally be judged by Alise. But as we all know, Bell is not one who is going to leave anybody behind. So he takes the roundabout route to return to blast those monsters away in bold attempt to rescue her. Wow, his fire bolt is sparkling white?! Boom! Huge explosion! I wonder if this is enough to destroy the entire Colosseum.

Episode 20
Time to see what happened to Astrea Familia. They survived a devastating blaze rock bombing by Rudra Familia and of course Jura is not happy he took a long time to plan this and yet none of those b*tches got scathed. But that is where Juggernaut pops up and starts killing one by one the Astrea Familia. How do you like your girls being eaten, shredded and torn apart?! Eventually the last ones standing are Alise, Kaguya and Layla. Ryuu too but she is in shock. Alise needs Ryuu to survive since her magic is the only thing that can destroy this monster. Hopefully, her ideals will come true one day. And so Ryuu watch helplessly as her last comrades die while she chants her magic at Juggernaut. But it was all for naught as it escapes. Uhm, so it didn’t return to kill Ryuu? Well, a regretful Ryuu escapes to the surface. Enough time to heal and then return to pay tribute to the fallen but alas, their bodies have been eaten by monsters. Helpless and lost, now she exists to get revenge. This is not justice. Just plain hatred. Her first step is to leave Astrea Familia and on pretence to leave Orario. Astrea agreed and excommunicated her although she remained her blessing with her. Ryuu’s bloodbath begins as she hunts down all those connected to Evilus. None were shown any mercy. Until she found Jura. In a blind she thought she killed him but only much later she found out he lived. Back to being depressed and lost, she can’t believe she has survived despite trying to find a place to die. Is this her punishment? At that time Syr helped her get back on her feet. Back in present time, Bell and Ryuu survive and it seems there is a path beneath the Colosseum. Ryuu wants an explanation why he didn’t let her die. Because he would do the same in her shoes. Despite her pleas to let this guilty criminal die and no amount of justice would she deserve to live, Bell thinks otherwise because she also has saved so many lives. He continues to believe in her because that justice in her still lives on. A stray Barbarian knocks out Bell. Ryuu’s trauma could have activated again had not Bell get up and kill it. Phew. Almost had her there. Then they see a water source as they recuperate and heal up.

Episode 21
Ryuu still wants to know why Bell did what he did to save her. Because he doesn’t want to let anyone die. Wow Ryuu, and you think he had some calculative ulterior motive. I thought you knew him?! At least he is not that kind of sleazebag. Anyway this has her revealing the truth about Astrea Familia’s fate. Bell’s answer is that obviously her Familia wants her to live or their deaths would be in vain. Now to troll us with some sort of fanservice because in order to warm up more efficiently, they have to hug each other and do body contact. Can we all hold out our dirty thought?! Sorry, I already failed… So the duo huddle close together. Looking like the lovebirds they are, huh? Well, cherish this special moment. I bet it’ll be their secret… Once done, they continue their journey. They thought they hit a dead end but noticing a different rock structure, Bell easily destroys it and now they find themselves back on the proper dungeon floor. Noticing this is one of the inner circles, Ryuu realizes they can get out of this level. Just one more step. They also feel weird because despite sensing monsters, there are none around. They’ll soon learn why. Because look who’s back? Juggernaut has been waiting for them here! Worse, it is now a chimera, replacing destroyed body parts with other monsters it has eaten. Don’t be too happy its movements are slow because now it has new abilities like shooting spikes! Bell pushes Ryuu out of the way and gets a near fatal damage. Ryuu manages to drag him into a small crevice as Juggernaut desperately tries to get them. Oh look. Who’s hiding here? The other monsters! Looks funny but it’s not! This is truly between a rock and a hard place! Luckily Ryuu uses them as bait as Juggernaut’s spikes impale them. Then they play dead and Juggernaut thinks so and leaves. The duo are so relieved that they are close to home as Ryuu requests another hug from Bell before sleeping like a baby. Bell is now determined to get them out even if his body is screaming in pain all over. That’s good because it means he is alive. Hope he doesn’t turn into a masochist!

Episode 22
Time to settle things and not run away. Because Bell returns to finish off Juggernaut. Meanwhile Ryuu dreams of her dead comrades. She thinks of going with them but Alise tells her not to or she’ll regret it. She says her justice is screaming to help save Bell. It proves her justice is alive and well. It has always been like her to stick to her guns to do the right thing because that is her justice. A tearful Ryuu had always wanted to apologize and expected them to admonish her for being useless. But she realizes they wouldn’t blame her and it was herself who couldn’t forgive. This punishment was just to ease the pain in her heart. Since she wants to return with Bell, off she goes. Goodbye. Now we see Bell and Ryuu fighting together to bring this monster down. Even more unbelievable Ryuu summoning her dead friends for help?! WTF???!!! Even if she admits this is pure fantasy garbage! Hell yeah, whatever!!! Just kill this motherf*cker!!! Ryuu deals the fatal blow and now we can all rest. The Xenos pals find them, let them conveniently drink Marie’s blood to heal up before leaving so that Lily’s group can get all emotional with this miracle reunion. Ryuu wakes up in hospital on the surface. So worried about Bell, she rushes to see him in this flimsy hospital gown. He’s fine. Oops! Nip slip! WTF Hestia and Lily slap him???!!! I’ll be damned if the guy who fought against Juggernaut died via women’s slap!!! Lily and co thank Ryuu from their heart although she thanks Bell for saving her. Eventually everybody gets credited because their small role is what got them through. They also relay the news that Ryuu’s other persona is officially dead. I’m guessing this will allow her to start on a clean slate. Thank Bors for giving that second rate emotional acting to the guild as he tells them how Ryuu sacrificed her life to take down Rudra Familia behind this. Though, they won’t be giving him any bounty reward! Once Bell and Ryuu are discharged, they meet up. Lovely dress there, Ryuu. She notes when Astrea told her to give up on justice to seek revenge, she thought she was excommunicated. In actual fact, it was to save her who would’ve fallen apart had she not sought that path. But it is thanks to Bell that she arose back on her feet. He told her she still had justice inside. Bell is glad she is smiling from the heart and looks pretty. Uhm, real smooth there. See, now you made her run away and confused. Yeah, the elf who fought Juggernaut getting the most critical damage in her heart here! Bell oh Bell…

Surviving Dungeon Disaster
Always believe in hope! Never give up! Ah yes, those classic tropes will always be the ones that saves the day if you don’t play the friendship card. Oh wait, there’s a bit of that too. But anyway, a nice little happy ending for everybody. At least for our characters concerned as they made it out alive literally all in one piece. Yeah, it was one heck of an adventure so are we ready to do again same time, same place, next season? From the looks of it, there should be. After all, there are lots more stuffs to uncover. But for now after all that harrowing experience we have been through, we all deserve to take a little breather. Rest up. We’ll need all that and even more for the next raid.

I have to admit that this season doesn’t disappoint and it was highly interesting. Yeah, maybe I unconsciously put my hopes lower before watching this series so obviously when the outcome differs a lot for the better, that’s how I unwittingly reap the bonuses. One big reason is that it stays true to its roots as this season is one big dungeon crawling adventure. Yup, you could say that about 90% of the entire series took place inside the dungeon. But sorry, no picking up chicks. Uhm, but can I technically consider Bell x Ryuu moments to be that? Oh, almost forgot. Can picking up a mermaid be counted too?

Though, I was wondering what the first mini arc was about. Oh you know, fighting that seemingly green moss monster. I don’t see how it plays anything prominent to the story. Not at least for this season as it may be pivotal in future chapters. Anyway, I figure this was needed as some sort of ‘practice’ by Hestia Familia because if they’re going to tackle the deeper dungeons, hence this ‘test’ to see if they are worthy by taking on a seemingly intelligent and cunning monster. So yeah, this first half could just be the warm up for the rest of this season which is of course mainly about Ryuu. Or at least something to do with her. Therefore I am guessing that this season is to flesh out Ryuu’s character and past, to have her find some closure on her trauma and perhaps join Hestia Familia. Hey, it’s a possibility, right! Considering the huge amount of screen time that we have seen them spent together especially in the second half.

Those episodes towards the end might seem a little draggy as they flesh out Ryuu’s character and past and at this point it might have gotten a little boring because well, you’re still fighting dungeon monsters. It’s like we’ve been over intoxicated with such dungeon crawling drunkenness that the excitement effect is starting to slip away. But nevertheless, watching Bell and the other characters fight formidable monsters was quite exciting itself. Such big bosses, you got to pull all your stops with powerful magic combos and not pull any punches. It is probably what this series needed and a time to show us that they are capable of such tough battles. They are the main characters after all. Got to show us how much they’ve grown and levelled up.

So in one way, it feels a bit weird because for the second half of this series, Bell has been separated from his party members and this feels like he has been away for the longest time from them in terms of screen time context. My other guess that this is necessary so that it is to prove that the rest of Hestia Familia isn’t all about Bell. Uh huh. Must show us that the likes of Welf, Lily, Mikoto and the rest are able to stand on their own and not always depend on Bell who is probably the poster boy of Hestia Familia. Had they continued to be dependent on him, they might as well rename this party to Bell Familia. Heh. So yeah, even if individually they might not be as strong and powerful like Bell, but at least in a group they are very formidable. Hence the fight with Amphisbaena was to showcase that growth. Yeah, it wouldn’t be fun to see them get 100% perfect score and hence all that drama and tension of them being hopeless before eventually emerging victorious, I guess it was all part and parcel to prove that their victory was sweet and worth it. Yeah, even veterans like yours truly sometimes fell for the mind trick that they could actually die! Made me forgot the script always says they will win in the end. Now that Bell has an even more apt nickname, Rabbit’s Foot, this is the perfect excuse for him to reach even greater heights no matter how impossible it is. That’s right. Such a lucky kid. That played a big role in slaying Juggernaut, right? Oh right. Hope! Justice! Gotta remember those important stuffs.

Even the seemingly flimsy written (as I would like to put it) Juggernaut as an overpowered creature that is the much needed wake up call to shake up anybody who thinks they can rest on their laurels for having good or overpowered skills. I have a few mind boggling questions about this creature but I would be more confused if I tried to find more answers. My guts told me that. Anyway, one of them being if this creature was like some auto generated defence to expel intruders when the going gets tough, shouldn’t the dungeon just use Juggernaut all the time? I mean, 99% of adventures will definitely die encountering it, right? The most effective sentinel to keep intruders out! So why is the dungeon not employing this if it wants adventurers to stay out of it? Am I missing something? Now that it can be destroyed, not looking so tough anymore, huh? I wonder if the dungeon will learn from this and send and even more vicious creature. What is even more fearsome than Juggernaut? Why, 2 Juggernauts! Double the hell, no!

As for the characters, Hestia Familia gets thrown more of the limelight and of course Bell gets most of it as we have already seen, his moments with Ryuu in the later half. His new nickname is apt because as main character, he is going to get all the luck to ride out of this mess. You think he is this close to death (damn, sometimes even fooling me), but alas he has cheated death many times. After coming this far, for him to die is just not even thinkable. Bell dead is not even an option! Too bad this means not even Juggernaut can do the job and I believe Bell will be the first one to destroy it somehow. So yeah, because of that, he can stay true to his ideals and virtues of saving everyone he loves. That includes you too, Ryuu. As mentioned, she gets her dues this season. It’s all for her to find closure on her past and move on and she couldn’t have done it without Bell’s help. So, considering joining Bell’s groupie?

And of course the rest of Hestia Familia as I have pointed out, they too have grown in many ways like Welf levelling up as a blacksmith and Lily stepping up to the role of commander in the absence of Bell. Even Haruhime is no longer the weakling and despite she is still the weakest, she has proven to be helpful when the time calls for it. The rest of the extended family of Hestia Familia, I figure they should just join Hestia Familia like Aisha the brute woman. If there’s one annoying character, it would be Cassandra because of her penchant to wallow in despair about her cryptic dream. It is so ambiguous and up for anyone’s interpretation. Yet she chose to decipher it as a bad omen. When it seemingly happens, she goes into misery quoting which line of that omen has come true. And when it’s not, she heaves a sigh of relieved. And then it happens, it could’ve been this line that meant the disaster! Oh my! You don’t even know a thing about it so stop being a gloomy girl and help out! Thank goodness they made it out alive or else I would have to blame entirely the team’s demise on her. Tsubaki’s group came in late as help so personally it felt strange because by the time they do so, nothing really mattered. Like as though they’re just there to pick up Ryuu. Bell has his groupie so got to prove that Ryuu has hers or she’ll be stuck with that Alise vision thingy. Now that Ryuu is free, will she consider joining Hestia Familia or will she be like Aisha and just be part of the extended family. Like Daphne, Cassandra, Ouka and Chigusa. Yeah, the ‘internship’ was pretty fun, right?

There are many other characters from this series that are sorely missed out and one of them is Aiz. Ah yes, with the crisis that our main characters are facing, there is no time for this Loki Familia to even have a decent limelight. Almost close to non-existent. In a way, it is good because we won’t get distracted. It is also to prove that Bell can stand on his own and if she was around to help and cover his ass, we are naturally inclined to think that it was Aiz’s skills that saved the day rather than Bell. So yeah, in exchange to have Bell prove to us he is now a superb warrior, Aiz’s absence was needed. Yeah, not even a single cameo at the end. Can’t ruin Ryuu’s moment. Even Hestia is sorely missing as she cannot go down with the humans. Sorry Hestia fans, boob time is so sparing here. Even Xenos’ cameo appearance felt like they’re just here to say hi. Then bye. Heh. At least not forgotten. At this point with this series having so many characters (Eina, Syr, Freya, etc), for better or worse, only very small cameo appearances so as not to distract us from the main important story. Thus sadly it is not their season.

While the action sequences don’t disappoint this season, I have to say that this one seems to ‘hurt’ a little more. Especially during Juggernaut’s massacre. Yes, it got really violent, bloody and gory ever since this monster started slicing people in half! I guess it is to show and warn us how dangerous this being is. So in that sense watching these unfortunate adventurers getting their limbs torn off and all, somehow it made me winced a bit too. I don’t know why, I’ve seen such similarly gory and violent series like Shingeki No Kyojin and I should be able to stomach them all. Is it perhaps I didn’t expect this one to be that gory? And that itself had a psychological effect on me subsequently as I see Bell taking on damage after damage. Wow. Never felt hurt like so real! Yikes.

This season’s first opening theme, Tentou by Sajou No Hana is your typical moderate pop rock outfit. Sounds generic and rather okay to me. Not that I’m hard up to listen to it. The second opener feels strange. Firstly, oh heck I didn’t realize it was Saori Hayami singing Shikou! Though, this isn’t the first time she is singing as I recently heard her doing so in RWBY: Hyousetsu Teikoku. Secondly, she sings somewhat softly and that the piano drilling and pounding at certain times were louder and drowned out her voice. Even when the song gets more and more dramatic, she still maintains that soft singing voice. Weird. I never thought Saori Hayami would go into singing because heck, how did I also miss her voice as she also sang the first ending theme, Guide. This piece is more of a slow ballad so I should have been able to pick out her voice as she maintains that same soft singing. On a trivial note, the ending credits animation feels like they’re trying to do that hand holding couple meme. Are we trying to hold hands with Hestia?! Sajou No Hana sings the second ending theme, Kirikizu, another dramatic pop ballad.

Overall, this season is indeed interesting and blows away the disappointment that was the second (fighting Familia Wars? Where’s the dungeon crawling?) and the third (back to some dungeon crawling but this time meeting friendly monsters) as well as side stories (we got one from Aiz’s view and thankfully no more than that). It develops the necessary characters nicely and the action bits are exciting to watch. So while it still isn’t a masterpiece in my books, I can still say that it is one of the better series and sequels of the season. Next time you smart adventurers want to go adventuring in deeper floors, may I suggest to bring the biggest and most badass drilling machine made out of mithril-cum-adamantite to just freaking drill your way through the bottom instead of finding the proper path? Hey, the dungeon repairs itself, right? Saves time, saves effort. I’m such a genius. Do you need Bruce Willis and his Armageddon team of drillers to teach you that? Or does that only work on comets?

All sorts of people have been killed and then reincarnated again in another fantasy world. Usually overpowered. So what kind of guy or profession will get this isekai treatment this time? That’s right. Your handyman. The guy who can fix anything in your household like picking your locks when you accidentally lock yourself out. And so to have us appreciate more about this undervalued profession, hence Benriya Saitou-san Isekai Ni Iku is next up for this isekai treatment. Heh. I made that up. But yeah. Apparently in a world with magic and sorcery, you still need a guy with such skills to pick locks. I guess not everything can be solved with magic, huh?

Episode 1
* A wizard doesn’t have a spell to open a lock. A warrior may swing her sword and break it open but that won’t do. A fairy knows jack sh*t about locks. So how to open this door? Saitou of course! He picks open the locks! Flashback shows he helped people who got locked out of their homes. However they scorn at him for charging them a high price despite this is the standard advertised rate. Saitou isn’t just good at picking locks. As a handyman, he fixes other stuffs. This includes tightening the loosening helmet screws of Raelza the warrior.
* While Morlock might be a great wizard, he is old and senile. In other words, he is quite forgetful. Like that time he accidentally used a spell to fuse himself with a golem. Or that time he got lost and thought of joining Raelza’s party but isn’t he is already a party member?! So bad his memories that he thought he was dead and part of the zombie army!
* Lafapan is their travelling fairy companion. She can use her magic to heal especially Morlock’s back that always hurts. However you must pay her! Because she always carries her gold, Saitou makes a small bag for her.
* Saitou notices this world’s measurement unit is maderaka. Morlock tells the origins that it is based on the dick of the kingdom’s founder! Yeah, he went on to father 300 kids! Because of how great that was, the scholars used his dick as the basis for this measurement. Lafapan is about 1 maderaka which is about 30cm… Wow!!!
* Saitou shows item shop girl, Maevena on how to use an abacus. When a stranger in an armour visits, Saitou can tell it is Raelza despite she is wearing a very different armour. She denies but gives herself away by calling his name. Later, some ruffian thought he made a killing by selling a fake knife to Maevena. But the joke’s on him as Saitou soon discovers that is made out of mithril silver and it would fetch 100 more time the price in the market.
* Saitou wonders if he is being useful to the party since he can’t do much save for fixing things and picking locks. Hence he wants to learn magic from Morlock. In a dungeon where they’re battling a horde of goblins, Morlock forgot his incantations. Luckily Saitou remembers them so Morlock is able to blow them all away. Saitou may not be a real wizard but remembering the spells this way to help Morlock makes him almost like one.
* After Saitou picks a treasure lock, a trap activates as he falls through the ground. Lying there with a broken leg, he thinks nobody will look for him. Just like his previous world in which nobody cares for him. Sorry to disappoint you but here comes Raelza and co as they have been looking for him. After all, nobody could ever take Saitou’s place. Indispensable, right? Now do you feel fulfilled?

Episode 2
* Raelza has phobia fighting slimy stuffs. So I guess Saitou just keeps swinging his sword till this eel dies, huh? Of course with Morlock and Lafapan’s magic. But after this, Saitou cooks it! The rest don’t think it’ll taste good but wait till you see this certified chef whip up something good. Yes, now eels taste delicious!
* Saitou has now gained experience on what kind of chests are laced with traps. While trying to diffuse one, he makes a mistake and this causes metal dissolving slime to melt Raelza’s armour. Fanservice time?
* Franlil Lil Alil fights and gets injured. Ninia heals her using sleazy methods and you’d be correct to guess that she likes her and is doing all that erotic stuff disguised as healing just to make elf girl hers. Yeah, the watching orc is getting excited seeing this.
* Since no heroes came, the old king himself goes to fight the Demon Lord. After he leaves some of his soldiers decide to rebel. However his minister easily petrifies them. The king is back and he is now playing chess with the Demon Lord. Albeit only his head. Damn, he is one ugly mofo! The king then has the Demon Lord replace the commander of the soldiers who rebelled.
* Morlock needs another healing for his back from Lafapan. He has no money so she will not do it. Only when Saitou pays on his behalf, she does. Saitou wonders why she needs to charge so Raelza takes her to see Lafapan offering the coin to the moon. As descendants of the moon fairy, they are cursed by the moon goddess to become smaller if they don’t pay their tributes. Saitou is willing to give some money but Lafapan’s pride will not allow charity.
* A chest that Saitou opens, it activates a teleport trap and sends him and Raelza to unknown parts of the cave. Morlock and Lafapan have high resistance to magic so they’re not affected. Saitou and Raelza wander about as the former worries he’ll be a hindrance. An iron golem shows up but Saitou sees her struggling with it. He recklessly climbs up on it and pours slime to dissolve it. Although Raelza cuts it down, too late as the golem has crushed Saitou. Dying, he remembers his past life. In fact, he is quite good in his studies and sports. Just that he couldn’t become the best. Before he knew it, he became someone who was just relatively handy. That’s why when he came here, he felt happy as he was needed. Raelza remembers a very rare healing potion she has. Why does she need to put it in her mouth to transfer to his? Does she want an excuse to kiss him? Saitou soon recovers as Lafapan teases Raelza about the healing kiss.

Episode 3
* Saitou learns marriage counsellors are common in this world since women can become adventurers, it is hard to find a partner. But what’s this? Morlock is going in for a consultation?! Until Raelza drags him away. I guess sometimes love knows no age doesn’t apply.
* Saitou has been hypnotized by the succubus. I believe Raelza is going berserk for a totally different reason to fight off the seductress. The effects are still on as Saitou seems to be gunning for Raelza. Moment ruined when Lafapan heals him. Bummer. Now Morlock is trying to flirt with the succubus?! Raelza notes there is no need to save him since he’ll be turned down anyway.
* A bald magician carries a huge staff made from the world tree. He easily beats up his enemies this way. No need for long incantations. And if he is in a cramped area, he uses it like a sword to stab!
* A ninja can freeze anyone whose shadow he steps on. Then he goes in for the kill. But he meets his match when he tries to target this witch and is sent to hell. However he brought back a couple of demons now on his side! He targets the witch and this time he is successful. You thought he is going to kill her but he kisses her! Oh, ninja boy in love with witch girl now!
* A group of elders decide on which candidates to form the official hero party. Yeah, Cainz the handsome dude would do. He is told to pull out the sword that only heroes can pull out. Of course is it is all a show as they release the mechanism holding the sword. For the magician, they go for this cutie, Raichee. Her magic levels are all mediocre but as a cutie, she soon becomes an idol. Lastly, Monpui is the priest because he is one of the elders’ nephew. Yeah, pretty average stats. And soon the party is formed and is watched by many like reality TV.
* Saitou picks a lock of a secret book that unveils a mushroom that looks like a dick! Morlock shows how to eat this delicacy! OMFG! I’m glad it is censored out because we’ll certainly get traumatized seeing an old geezer suck on it!!!
* Saitou’s tool breaks. As he isn’t a craftsman, Morlock mentions of a reclusive dwarf who can fix anything. However he locked himself in the deepest part of the dungeon with 108 locks after losing trust in humanity. Well, Saitou is able to pick all locks and get to him!
* Saitou falls sick. He thinks he never contributed in battle anyway. But soon his members want him back fast because they’re useless without him! Yeah, who carried and fixed stuffs all the time?
* Saitou remembers his previous boss fired him like it was nothing. As he cleared his stuffs and moved out, he crossed the street without seeing and a truck smashed into him. Then he finds himself in another world. But he wakes up in Raelza’s bed! If not for Morlock telling her he is from another world, she could’ve killed him. Saitou thinks she is targeting him because of this grudge but obviously we know she is targeting him for an entirely different reason…
* Saitou and his party explore the dungeon. Because it has been explored so many times, there is not much loot left and hence not many adventurers. Suddenly Saitou spots a Roomba?! He follows it to a fake barrier in which Morlock dispels it. It now opens a new area that no adventurers have been before. In honour of that, this new area has been named Saitou’s Tunnel and now all sorts of adventurers are flocking back.

Episode 4
* Competition to Saitou’s Tunnel is going to be tough. Don’t be too slow or the good parts will be taken. Like this team of adventurers whom everyone thinks is the best. It’s actually the minister and the Demon Lord impersonating as the hero. However as they are resting in the woods, they are suddenly killed off by that ninja dude, Kisurugi and his fairy, Primasse. Luckily the minister manages to activate some revival spell and escape. But with the Demon Lord out for a while, looks like they have to give up exploring the new dungeon for now.
* Because that bald magician’s staff is too big to carry into the dungeon, he gives up!
* Saitou’s group is fighting a tough monster. Luckily beast hunter, Liliza Lassenpop helps defeat it. She introduces her plain guy, Guivre who is supposed to be a thief and can pick locks. So if he can’t pick this lock, can Saitou do it? Of course. Done. And WTF Guivre is now in love with Saitou?! F*CKING GAY!!!! Oh Raelza, you have competition now!
* When Saitou gets separated from his group, he meets Monpui. Of course this guy is acting like a selfish dick. But whatever he does, Saitou does better. Like putting up a protective barrier or even bringing his own lunch. Eventually Saitou reunites with his own group. This makes Monpui sad because he knows his own dick character but is forced to act like this. He knows in order to be treated kindly, he must treat others the same. But he can’t go back to that path now. Until Cainz comes to get him because he is an important member of the party. See, there’s hope.
* Raelza and Franlil get into a dispute over the treasure and hence initiate a duel. This is illegal under some law and if found out, can be fined and worse, lose their right to go adventuring anymore. They go ahead with it and it looks like Raelza’s heavy armour is bogging her down. Of course Saitou previously made some adjustments to make it lighter when the time calls for it. Yeah, just dropping some pieces. Sexy Raelza time. But of course too much came off as her normal clothes also come undone! Just like that, the duel is called off.
* Saitou sees the Roomba and rushes to follow it. Woah. What a strange graveyard-like chamber filled with items from his world! A bright light blinds him and this is a trap by Kisurugi to kill him but thanks to Gibungle the dwarf thwarting that plan with his magic, Kisurugi escapes. It seems Gibungle knows Morlock and has been looking for his master for the last 20 years. Oh my, what an emotional reunion. If only Morlock can remember who the f*ck he is!

Episode 5
* Gibungle explains he is a very powerful and famous wizard in a land far to the east. He went off in search for some forbidden magic and never returned. Morlock isn’t joking when he says he can’t remember because indeed he doesn’t remember anything in his past. Gibungle further adds that Morlock is only a pseudonym but before he can reveal his true name, he is hit but Kisurugi’s kunai.
* Flashback shows Kisurugi and his demons went to look for the witch’s home and they found her lying close to death. Primasse claims that Rahvella is dying as she has aged. Long ago she was cursed by a demon that stopped her aging. That demon has been killed but the effect was still on. The other side effect is that if she falls in love, the frozen time will move again. Kisurugi is in despair that he has caused this tragedy. However Primasse notes there is still hope. They must find the mage who controls time.
* Saitou’s party comes under heavy attack from Kisurugi and his demons who are going all out to win this fight. However when Saitou seemingly gets squished to death, thank goodness it is just a body substitution. Other parties like Liliza, Cainz and Franlil are here to help Saitou as they believe Kisurugi has been going around killing many. Kisurugi calls for a retreat but Primasse will not. When Ninia and Lafapan combine their powers to attack, Kisurugi protects his demons and takes the full brunt of the blast. Luckily as human, it does not have a severe effect although it still weakens him. Saitou wants this madness to stop but Primasse once again is hell bent in continuing the fight. She wants Kisurugi to rip her black wings in which all her magic is stored to summon the ultimate dark magic.
* Flashback shows Primasse was often hunted by adventurers. Tired of all that, she started getting fat to be less attractive. Didn’t work. Humans still chased her and it was now harder for her to escape. Until Rahvella saved her and they became friends. Noting how lonely she was, Rahvella told her about the curse but since she has been living in solitude for 400 years, she has the ‘experience’ of not falling in love. Unfortunately, no matter how old a woman gets, she’ll still fall in love.
* As Kisurugi cannot do it himself, Primasse rips her own wings. She asserts her hate for adventurers and that Rahvella is her only friend. She’ll do whatever it takes to save her. Now this hideous dark creature pops up and could Franlil be its first fatality victim?

Episode 6
* Ninia manages to heal Franlil. Phew. Nobody dies today. But they have to do something quick as this hideous pillar of eyes is continuously shooting powerful beams. That is when Saitou suggests Morlock to use a time stopping magic. Morlock is shocked because he didn’t think others know about it. Remember that mushroom dick one? Saitou saw a hidden page underneath it. He might not be able to read some of the lines but could tell it is a magic to stop time. Plus, he believes it was Morlock who summoned him to this world.
* Flashback shows Morlock had a daughter he truly loves. However in his bid to be recognized as the greatest mage so they can live a better life, he continued to be obsessed in his research and did not spend time with her. Not even when she got sick. Finally when he got the recognition, his daughter died. So was it worth this piece of paper now? In despair, he then heard about some magic to stop time in a labyrinth in the north. He went there and stumbled into this graveyard chamber. He then saw that spell. A strange kid popped up. He thought he is some God or something and wanted to learn this spell. Only if he defeated him. He knew the odds were against him but he needed to take that gamble. He lost. That kid planned on going to another world since he is bored with this one. Instead of turning back time, he wanted Morlock to move on in life. Thus erasing his memories. Morlock left the dungeon even unable to remember his own name. The name Morlock is an anagram of his real name from the necklace his daughter put together.
* While Morlock cannot remember he summoned Saitou, Saitou doesn’t mind because it doesn’t change a thing. Now they have to focus in defeating this creature. With other adventurers help keeping it company, Saitou guides Morlock to chant the spell to stop time. In the end, Morlock is able to stop time. But only for himself. Now, what was he supposed to do when time stand still? Oh sh*t! Better hurry up. Countdown to resumption begins…

Episode 7
* There’s a big countdown timer on the screen in case you lose track of time. Well, Morlock can’t get the hint time is stopped as he wonders what the f*ck is going on. Luckily Saitou has written notes on his palm and now Morlock remembers everything. He chants his spell like a pro to start destroying the monster. However he also sees the memories of the enemies. Now he has doubts whether he can go ahead with it because destroying the monster means killing them outright.
* Time resumes. The monster crumbles. Everyone is fine. Even Morlock. Except at the cost of his right hand! He wants Lafapan to heal Primasse as his could wait. He tells what happened and unleashed some spell to do enough damage but not kill them. But the backlash caused his hand to be blown apart. Don’t worry, he’ll have Ninia reattach it. Trying to grope boobs to see how effective the reattachment was?! Oh you sly dog!
* Kisurugi intends to bear the brunt of his crime alone and wants his demon bros spared. Suddenly the minister and Demon Lord hero is going about to kill Kisurugi for his crimes. His demon underlings protect him. Turns out one of them is the nephew to the Demon Lord hero! Yeah, uncle was supposed to go conquer the human world but he got owned instead.
* Kisurugi talks about the mage who controls time who is no other than Morlock whose real name is Crom. However Morlock relays the bad news that it is not him but a higher mage who might have this spell. Too bad he has left for another world. In despair, the minister claims there is a way to still save the witch. His king is a first class magician and can do spells of God level. There is a catch: To revive Rahvella, the life of someone connected will be used for that revival. Kisurugi will gladly sacrifice his life for hers since he is going to be executed anyway. Everybody gives their opinion on this. Some are for, some are against and some don’t give a f*ck. Saitou’s opinion? He views Kisurugi the same as him, someone who wanted to be of use. He hopes that Kisurugi is allowed his wish.
* After Kisurugi has Morlock force his demon underlings to return home, he questions Saitou since he is oddly dressed and is the weakest. The irony is that if Saitou wasn’t here, his side could’ve won. Just who is he? Saitou says he is just a handyman. Kisurugi accepts and lets the minister teleport him to the king’s castle.

Episode 8
* Kisurugi shows the king where Rahvella lies. The king wonders he can give up his life after taking so many. Kisurugi views this as his atonement as he realizes of all those he killed, he never thought they had loved ones too. The king still finds this reason to be selfish but nevertheless will use this sword of his to take his life and give the witch. Be prepared. When Rahvella wakes up, she sees Kisurugi before her. A few missing limbs. It seems the king cut those limbs as well as Primasse’s wings to feed the sword. However Rahvella doesn’t remember who Kisurugi is. A sad Kisurugi walks away, happy just to know she is alive. However Primasse is not. He has come all this way so all that’s left is to win her heart. What else can he do? A few punks try to harass Rahvella. Kisurugi despite his handicap can still beat them up and tell them to scram. Rahvella will treat him to something as thanks. It seems this was a setup by Primasse and those punks were those demon bros in disguise. Without this, Kisurugi may never have gotten the balls to move forward.
* After Saitou and co move all the junk outside, it seems he can’t find the Roomba. Anyway, they can’t take it away since these items are prohibited. The adventurers part ways but it seems Raelza cannot accept the fact about Morlock summoning Saitou here. Morlock admits summoning Saitou was an accident as on that day, he remembered who he wanted to summon. Lafapan then poses the question if Morlock was able to do that, does that mean the reverse can be done? Like, Saitou summoned back to his world? Apparently Raelza won’t accept this sh*t! She cries and runs away?!
* Saitou chases her and explains he is happy to feel needed in this party. But before she can reveal the most important thing, a monster attacks. She rips it apart! Back to the confession, we’ll I guess that ruined it so she says that it is her who needs him the most. Morlock adds that even if he is able to return Saitou back, he’ll still die because he was going to be hit by a truck, right? And that’s your excuse needed for Saitou to stay put because it’s not like he has a good reason to go back there either. Yeah, Raelza should be very happy.
* Raelza, Lafapan and Saitou continue to explore the dungeons as the former hopes for Saitou to tell her his feelings one day. When they return to the inn, Morlock isn’t around. The innkeeper breaks the sad news that Morlock has passed away 3 days ago! SERIOUSLY???!!!

Episode 9
* A tough wild dog from the demon world is unrivalled and could kill any monsters he encounters. Until he met a beautiful white wolf and they started living together. Of course wild dog’s master wants her pelt so wild dog tried to escape with her to the human realm but a tough demon stopped them. They fight but it proved fatal as the wolf dies. Wild dog was overcome with sadness but soon realized that she had a young pup with her. He then took care of the pup as they lived in the human world for months.
* We go back to Morlock being dead. Yes, he is dead. He wasn’t sent to the church for resurrection because of the high costs and while putting his corpse in the shed, some wild dog and ate his body parts! Resurrection now almost impossible. Of course Saitou refuses to give up and thinks they can still revive him. Time to go grab your shovels and dig him up. By the time they return, has Morlock turned into a zombie because attacks them! The zombie is killed by the real Morlock instead. But Morlock is still an undead and due to his unstable power, his flesh and bones are transforming back and forth.
* Back at the inn, Morlock explains he made a contract for resurrection when he dies. Though, it will only work once. Not surprised, he forgot about it. However it is not fully working because a body part is missing. And that body part is his dick! Gibungle is here to tell of a way in this Magipedia in which all known magic is recorded. Basically, find that wild dog who ate his dick and resurrection will be complete. And to Saitou and Raelza’s surprise, Morlock is the author of Magipedia! As they put up posters in town, they stumble upon Franlil and Ninia who think they might heard of that wild dog because it is up on the quest in the guild. It is attacking people and she’s not going to take it as the reward is low and won’t risk entering the undead territory.
* We see wild dog close to death as he tries his best to provide for his pup. Hungry and weakened, he sense some great magic nearby (Morlock’s corpse) and goes to eat it. He runs away upon realizing the innkeeper is here. He then feels a surge of power inside his body. He goes berserk and started attacking other humans.
* Morlock asks Saitou about Raelza. No, not as a party member but as a girl. Morlock tells of Raelza’s past in which her father was killed by a wolf and her mom abandoned her supposedly to go seek revenge and never came back. As she waited, she stumbled into a wolf pup and they become friends and started living together for many years. Until Morlock stumbled into Raelza in one of his travels and brought her in and treated her as his own daughter. Knowing his resurrection is growing weaker, he wants Saitou to take care of his daughter.

Episode 10
* The wild dog senses Morlock alive and thinks he is back to steal his magic. Morlock tells Saitou he can’t remember much about his own family and that’s why he took Raelza in to raise her as his own. Hence if there is someone he wants to entrust her with, it is him. He won’t force it if he doesn’t want. Saitou sums up his courage to make Raelza his. Just as Morlock congratulates him, the wild dog attacks and bites off his arm before targeting Saitou.
* Raelza and Lafapan return to check on them but see them down. Raelza has Lafapan heal Saitou first while she attacks the wild dog. Although she gets an arm burnt off by his flames, she manages to fatally wound him. The pup tries to protect him so in his last ounce of sanity, the wild dog wants Raelza to kill him but spare his son’s life.
* Before Raelza can kill him, a demon pops up to take him away to his master. After Lafapan heals her arm, she and Saitou join forces to get the wild dog back. Lafapan uses all her coins as magic to protect Raelza from the demon’s incantation, allowing Raelza to defeat it. However this demon is just a vessel for his master to pop out. He is hell bent in taking that wild dog back and wants his magic.
* Raelza tells Saitou to take Lafapan and escape seeing he will be a bother as she fights this powerful demon. Saitou won’t be useless anymore so he, uhm, cuts the demon’s thin tentacles with his pliers?! While this frees Raelza, Saitou saves her once more and gets frozen by the demon’s spell meant for her.
* Previously Saitou has moved Morlock’s body next to the wild dog so magic is being absorbed back into him. Wild dog will give it all back to him in exchange he takes care of his son. Now Morlock powers up as he returns in great fashion to easily defeat the demon with his better and more powerful spells. He’s got Lafapan as help so the demon don’t stand a chance and gets burnt away. As the happy family reunites, everyone is shocked that Morlock now has dog ears?!

Episode 11
* A demon mother has her sons fight each other to the death in which the winner will be her true son. Instantly the younger one kills the big brother. However mother finishes off the survivor because she’ll eat the winner to gain eternal youth. He resisted and they both killed each other. The dying brothers decide to combine their life force to become one to save themselves.
* Morlock explains to the rest how to wild dog gave back his magic and eventually his life so he could defeat the demon. Morlock is pondering of giving back some magic to life the curse to bring him back to life again. However the demon manages to survive and is hell bent on revenge. OMFG! Morlock’s magic so great he turns into his younger hot self as he fights off the demon. Even summoning a meteor to crash on it! Despite still surviving, however Morlock has used up a lot of magic and returns to his forgetful self. Thanks to Saitou using a sword to strike and then helping Morlock’s incantation, the demon is fried. Raelza trying to give Saitou a hug but damn demon still lives! Luckily the pup bites it until it dies. Hope it’s for real this time. With Ninia’s help, Lafapan helps purify the area.
* The pup is still hostile to them because he views them as killing his father and he swears he will get his revenge. Morlock hugs him and he becomes docile because he has the scent of his father. Morlock has seen the wild dog’s memories and saw how it was cursed by his demon master. He plans to give it back so he can continue living. But what will happen to Morlock? Everyone fears the worse but Morlock claims he already talked to Saitou about his daughter so he knows what to do. Because his children are independent, the pup still needs his and that’s why he is going to revive his father.
* The wild dog thinks he can reunite with his wife in the afterlife but she says it is not his time yet. With his son crying for him, he returns back to the living. Raelza carrying Morlock’s lifeless body. The wild dog is grateful and will help them if they ever call for him. However Raelza tells him never to come near this town again. They’ll never meet again.

Episode 12
* Saitou wakes up in bed and Raelza is glad he has come to because he has been out for a day after that frozen spell. As for Morlock, he is alive and kicking. Even though he gave all his magic to the wild dog, his source is inexhaustible. I guess no tragic ending. Saitou then talks to Raelza about her concern of the wild dog. It has something to do when she was living with that wolf because that pup looked awfully familiar. I know. It’s its mom, right? She is saying this because of that upbringing, she lacks femininity and that’s why she is in this weird party. Saitou claims he is also in it and that is why he needs her more than anyone from his own world. Music to her ears.
* Morlock recalls when he revived as part dog, he was still missing his dick! However the thought of him being woman, he could’ve fallen for Saitou since he looked cute! Thank goodness…
* Saitou helps fix Raelza’s gear. There is also a nice silver hairpin to go with it. She tries it out. Looking good. This is all thanks to Lafapan giving Saitou that advice.
* Saitou finds a strange cup in Morlock’s collection and uses it as Lafapan’s bathtub. She doesn’t mind seeing her naked because they’re different species. Next day, she is human size! As a miser, she doesn’t buy anything and wears Raelza’s clothes. However he buys a nice dress for her. Looking good. She accidentally bumps into a punk who wants some easy compensation. Saitou protects her and the punk thinks he can beat him up. Well, well. How the tables turned as Saitou overpowers him. Oh Lafapan falling for him? Next day, she turns back to fairy size. WTF now she is embarrassed at him seeing her naked? Lafapan bugs Raelza for her gold portion. That or she’ll steal her prince! Soon they learn this cup enhances small things temporarily. When Morlock comes home butt naked at some card game, he uses the cup to hide his dick! OMFG!!! IS MADERAKA ENOUGH TO MEASURE THAT???!!!
* After Saitou helps an old woman fix her shoe, she notes how famous he is recently. Yeah, everybody recognizes him and wants him to help fix their stuffs too! As the rest ponder if he should charge others, all other familiar characters come in looking for Saitou. Looks like they have something that only he can fix! Man, going to be a busy day for Saitou! No pushing, please take a number! Saitou will serve you shortly! And yes, Saitou finally feels fulfilled more than he was in his old world.

The Fix Asset & Co-dependent Liability
I bet Saitou is going to feel so welcomed here and definitely he won’t be going back to his old world again. Will not be sorely missed. No love lost. That’s right. Saitou finally found a place of belonging. I’m sure his old world too won’t miss him either seeing how f*cked up everybody is. He rarely talks about his own family so I guess that says a lot, huh? More importantly, Saitou has found a place that treasures him so like any ordinary human being, he’ll definitely want to stay where he is most welcomed. If he doesn’t take on an apprentice soon, he’ll be swamped with fixing and lock picking jobs. Oh wait. In that way he can hog all the fulfilling glory he always wanted.

Initially, I thought this series was going to be one helluva boring as f*ck. Okay, it was a bit refreshing at first that the series doesn’t have a steady and solid continuous plot. As we have seen in the initial episodes, an episode contains numerous short skits. And they’re pretty much random and mostly standalone too. While this was unique at first, this soon become stale. Because it was going to be more or less of the same thing and shenanigans as we see Saitou using his handyman skills that surprisingly no other character classes have in this world. Oh dear. If this was going to be the trend for the rest of the season, then I have to brace myself that I’m going to have to sit through the rest of the dozen of episodes watching such boring pace. This is the problem of such shows when they don’t actually have a very solid plot to follow. There is only so much and how amusing this kind of style can go and once it peaked, the excitement started to stall real fast.

But my fears were soon brushed and blown away in the wind because as soon as Saitou discovered that new unexplored section of the dungeon, that was when the series started to take an interesting turn. No more random standalone skits and while there are, they are just very short and very rare. Ever since Kisurugi’s story came to light and his quest to save the witch he loves, I have to admit that it is then I have been able to focus properly and pay attention to the series as now at least it seemingly does have a decent plot. Perhaps this was all part of the ploy to let viewers like me let their guard down. Making us form quick conclusions on what the series is about and before we could warm up to that idea, blam! This new flow and interesting story that took us by storm. While these mini plots may not be the greatest storylines, the bittersweet ending gave the entire series more impact. Like Rahvella might have lost her memories despite being saved and freed from her curse but at least with Kisurugi, they are able to something new on a fresh clean slate together. And of course who could forget about that heart breaking moment of Morlock losing his real daughter and the lengths he went to get her back that ultimately led to his forgetfulness. Such bittersweet stories definitely pulled some heartstrings there.

Talking about the characters, Saitou as the titular and main character, in a way he is refreshing than many other isekai genres and counterparts is that he is not overpowered. That’s right. He is summoned to this world and not given a single power up! In a way, Saitou remains as a normal person and if I should say so myself, such normal people in isekai genres are a rare specimen! And hence being normal is the only special thing about him. Which is both bad and good. Because of that, he doesn’t stand out so much and only does so because he is the main character and is the weakest among the party members. No magic. No fighting skills. Just his lock picking skills and his great memorization. Because of that, Saitou suffers from this co-dependency dilemma. If I should call it that. He has this complex of wanting to be needed and despite using his skills to help and save his comrades many times, he still lacks confidence in them. Till the very end he still wonders if he is helpful. In a way, it makes him annoying and I know it’s hard for a person with such pessimism to change overnight. After all, we have to remember that Saitou came from a world where everything was so exploiting and unappreciative. I can actually understand why he is a bit disappointed because he is quite good in his grades and athletic skills but ended up in a bland and thankless job. Makes you a bit cynical, doesn’t it? So I can understand why he has this feeling of wanting to be needed so much but after all that the party has been through, he should’ve known better by now.

The other interesting character in the party is of course Morlock himself. They want to make us think that he is some sort of a comic relief character because this old geezer is always prone to forgetting things. Heck, it is his running joke for the entirety of the series! But as we delve deeper into his past and start to understand it, we can understand the tragedy that had befallen on this great wizard. But still, it confuses the hell out of us because now that we know about his circumstances, they continue to play him as a joker character from time to time. One second he could be all serious and the next, here comes amnesia for some laughs! What’s this about him who love to womanize and flirt around too? Weird. I know having dementia is not a laughing matter and it is pretty serious. But considering the fool that Morlock is often portrayed, it is hard not to look at it this way. Saitou can add this to his list of being so ever helpful because he remembers all of Morlock’s incantations and helps him whenever he forgets those lines. So how can Saitou say he is not useful to the team? Morlock might not remember but the rest do.

The rest of the small party are rather okay. Raelza being the strong warrior of the pack and despite her strong sword, strong armour and strong whatever, she is still a woman inside and obviously they’re trying to pair her up with Saitou in some sort of weird romance. Again, thanks to Saitou’s help, she has been saved many times by him so once more I have to ask Saitou, how high a level has he put a threshold to be considered useful to the party? Now he can be a winner if he marries Raelza off and live happily ever after. Woah. Too fast. Getting ahead of myself there. Finally, Lafapan. Why do I feel she is like the animal mascot of the series? Though, she is a fairy. You might think she is selfish for charging coins for the magic she casts but when it comes down to it, she’ll still prioritize those who are important to her. After all, what good would money do if she has dead party members? I think it is obvious that the friendship value outweighs the monetary value. Though, that won’t stop her from charging Morlock each time she heals his nagging back problem. Despite all from different backgrounds and not related, they want to show us the underlying tone of what it means to be family, RIGHT?! One way of feeling ever so needed, Saitou!

There are a host of other minor characters but I feel they don’t have any big impact and just serve as minor supporting roles whenever the plot calls for it. After all, it could be very boring if the entire series was just about Saitou and his party and that there were no other side characters too. Sure, Saitou and his party take a huge bulk of the screen time. The rest feel negligible and I’m guessing it is not to usurp that. Like Gibungle who is somewhat a stalker for Morlock because this dwarf admires him as the greatest wizard. Then there is Ninia who has some blood fetish and love interest for Franlil. Would be interesting to see how that yuri setting played out but alas, don’t want to steal more attention. Guivre is an oddball and you might remember him only because he is gay for Saitou! WTF?! The rest are close to being unmemorable since they don’t do much like Cainz’ party and even Liliza as a beast hunter, uhm, what does she actually do? I surmise that all these minor characters are only gathered for some teamwork fight showdown as seen with their fight with Kisurugi. Yeah, another Thanos vs everybody moment. Hey, anybody remember that bald magician with a huge club? Where he’d gone? I guess he was irrelevant from the start and only a red herring.

I believe with the series trying to develop and build Saitou’s relationship with his new friends, there are several other interesting things here that probably will never be answered. Like that room in the dungeon filled with items from Saitou’s world. I would certainly love to know how they got here and why. Because of the lack of answers, I’m just going to throw my usual conspiracy theory that this is why everything that went through the Bermuda Triangle disappeared! Holy sh*t! I wonder if they will find the remains of Amelia Earhart… Then there is that powerful kid whom Morlock fought who got bored of this world and went to another world. I’m really curious about him as I continue to ponder which anime he went to!

Art and animation are okay but it might be just me that I find the colouring and hues of this series to be somewhat bland. Yeah, here I was thinking that the isekai fantasy world should have lots of colourful stuffs from creatures to structures but damn, everyone and everything here are just looking pretty plain. Sure, Saitou is the biggest offender as he is looks as plain as he could get. But otherwise, this series lacks any bright and vivid colours and with locations mostly set in the dungeons (dark scenes) and the barren desert wasteland (more bland sceneries), giving this sort of backwater medieval era. While character designs are mostly standard, only Monpui stands out like a sore thumb. Like as though he came out from some cartoon. I mean, that a look at that near perfect round face and his huge round nose. Like as though he was drawn to be a joker character but Morlock already got that role. Heh.

Lastly, to comment about Saitou’s handyman uniform. Damn he stands out like a sore thumb and has he never thought of changing to blend in with the times? No worries because I believe there won’t be any other overlapping characters! Oh I don’t know. Makes me feel like he wants this fulfilment thing so badly and wearing this uniform gives him the sense of being needed as a handyman. Sure, this uniform is useful to house his tools but couldn’t he innovate and do one for the clothes in this world? Yeah, easier for everybody to identify him anyway. This anime was done by C2C who did Tensei Shitara Ken Deshita, Majo No Tabitabi and Harukana Receive.

For the voice acting, I was so bloody cocksure that Ayako Kawasumi came out of retirement just to somehow land the role of Raelza. Well, how wrong I was. You mean that was Ai Fairouz?! Let me hear Raelza again… You sure that’s not Ayako Kawasumi???!!! Sighs… A few others I recognized include Cho as Morlock, Nao Touyama as Lafapan, Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as Cainz and Shigeru Chiba as the Demon Lord hero. Sadly didn’t for Chiwa Saito as Rahvella and Satoshi Hino as the wild dog. Yeah, I wasn’t paying my full attention… The rest are Ryohei Kimura as Saitou (Tsubasa in Kyoukai No Rinne), Ruriko Aoki as Franlil (Onemine in Komi-san Wa Comyushou Desu), Azusa Tadakoro as Ninia (Moroha in Hanyou No Yashahime), Yumiri Hanamori as Liliza (Hayasaka in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Kouichi Souma as Gibungle, Jun Kasama as Kisurugi (Koenig in Youjo Senki), Shiori Izawa as Primasse (Tanpopo in Witch Craft Works), Yuu Serizawa as Raichee (Yumemi in Kakegurui), Chikara Honda as Monpui. The opening theme is Kaleidoscope by Teary Planet. Sounds pretty generic a pop rock song, and is really a miss for me. The ending theme, Hidamari No Saidou by Konoco is a lively pop piece and I just like the piano accompaniment.

Overall, I guess this series is pretty okay. I wasn’t as boring as I prematurely judged it to be and has some interesting mini stories on some of the characters, some funny (and also cringe worthy – do you remember how the unit measurement came about?!) moments but ultimately still seemingly fall short for me to consider this to be one of the greatest animes of the season. Heh. Sorry folks who really liked this one but I won’t fully go all the way to shower it with praises and wax lyrical about it. Yeah, didn’t totally unlock my heart to completely warm up to this series! After all, the most mind boggling question that still bugs me is that despite the several classes we see here from warriors to wizards and even beast hunter and ninjas, there are no thieves or at least they are so rare? Funny. That makes the locksmiths the strongest class in this world, no? Just remember to keep a spare key under the mat. Just in case they need to make a second season…

Remember that isekai anime whereby some guy died and then get reincarnated in a fantasy world that has something to do with slimes? No, not the one that turned him into an overpowered slime but the one that turned him into a master of a variety slimes. Ah yes, I wouldn’t have guessed this would get another season, Kami-tachi Ni Hirowareta Otoko S2 happened only because I’m guessing we can’t have the other more famous and mainstream slime anime dominate the slime theme genre, right? Just kidding. Made that one up. And sometimes I myself too need to take a break from all the senseless violence and mind numbing fanservice stuffs and go watch something wholesome. Yeah. I figure it’s that timely time again. It’s slime prime time!

Episode 1
We see Ryouma’s laundry business doing well. So much so Carla has to remind him that he needs to delegate work to others or he’ll be taking away their job! Then a slight commotion. Apparently punks trying to lie that the laundry didn’t clean their clothes. Too bad their clothes as clean as f*ck. They get violent but don’t worry, easily apprehended. This has Ryouma think of the need to have some security. And by that it means letting his slimes create some reinforced glass windows. But it is at this moment too that he realizes that his poison slime has evolved into a medicine slime?! He remembers that accident the other day he spilled some antidote and that slime absorbed it. Now let’s see what medicine it can make. Ryouma then pays a visit to the Gods but nobody is in except Tekun who is the God of craftsmanship and technology. He is fascinated with Ryouma’s figurines and has made replicas of them himself. He also talks about other Gods who have their own spaces where they feel comfortable to be. If he requires more explanation, feel free to seek Fernobelia as he is the God of wisdom and magic. Ryouma has done his new windows and lets Li Ling test it. No matter how much she pounds it with her fists and kicks (even magic), it won’t break. However she notes that even with such tough windows, the downside is that if there’s a fire, they might not be able to break out. But for now Ryouma will have these windows installed to prevent break ins. Then he thinks about Carla’s suggestion about opening another branch in another town. Ryouma thinks it is too early as he wants to build relationship with the people of Gimul first. Then he goes to see Serge on some advice to buy large quantities of bottles to make medicine. He is referred to register as a chemist at the merchant guild where he can do so and get wholesaler discounts. Soon, he receives a letter from Eliaria that she has reached home as she thanks him for the slimes. Now that she is motivated to work harder, Ryouma thinks the same too. Changed his mind on opening on another shop?

Episode 2
Another trouble at the shop. Looks like this ruffian is accusing the slimes of ripping his shirt. Obviously Ryouma sees through his lies as he demonstrates how the slimes have no ripping ability. And just like that the punk decides to use violence against a kid! Ryouma easily judo throws him of course. With such recent incidents, Carla thinks of investigating why these punks are trying to tarnish Ryouma’s reputation seeing he has no competition in this business. Ryouma meets up with Agni to get some ideas how to make katana. For self-defence. Soon Carla returns with reports that there are parties who want to sully the reputation of Taylor Smit (REALLY?!), the head of the tamer guild of this branch. As he believes in coexisting with monsters, this idea does not sit well with some so they try to frame him like giving favours to beginners like a certain kid who can only tame slimes. Ryouma has an idea to fight back those rumours and that is to spread the truth. Something about how he has tamed 6 limour birds. Ryouma then attends to slime researchers, Tony, Caulkin and Lobelia. As they would be new future managers, they are passionately observing Ryouma’s slimes. Turns out they have their sad story of being exploited by their own research lab for not producing results and get chided for the slightest mistake. To their enlightenment, Ryouma mentions slimes evolve depending on what they eat and now they have motivation to study slimes even more. One night on his way home, Ryouma knows he has been followed by thugs but manages to fight back before Worgan and his men arrive to help. Hence he warns his staffs about the possible attack and will help enhance security. He has a meeting with Worgan and other guild masters about this as they suggest he lie low. But Glissela has a better idea. We see Ryouma beating the sh*t out of the thugs and then charging them to be healed. Sneaky but yeah, it’s not charity either. Although the guild pays him, they will have these thugs work their asses off to repay that amount. Ryouma has a security practice drill and it all works out fine. Dolce has been introduced and hired as the store’s bodyguard. As the attacks soon dissipate, now Ryouma has time to think of his next move. Yes, looks like he can’t follow Eliaria’s advice to take a break yet. Because now he sets out to the next town to open his second shop.

Episode 3
Don’t tell me Ryouma walked all the way to Lenaf by himself without any transportation?! Oh right. It’s Ryouma we are talking about. Based on Glissela’s recommendation, he is to meet Pioro Saionji the owner of the town’s trading company. What luck, he bumps into him in the streets as well as his daughter, Miyabi. He brings Ryouma to the merchant guild. Ryouma is fascinated it is as big as a fortress. It doesn’t house the merchant guild but a few other guilds as well and that includes the dragoon guild that is mostly used for transporting goods. Pioro brags about the harmony of logistics in the guilds that allow them to sell and trade goods so well and that’s why this town expanded so rapidly. His ancestors even coined the term airport. This has Ryouma believe his ancestors too were from his world and carved a name for themselves. Pioro then shows the place where he will live but since it is still empty, he invites to stay at his place for tonight and even join in for dinner. Ryouma has got to be super happy because they’re serving those simple nostalgic Japanese food! Then as they learn Ryouma is also an adventurer and that he wants to take some jobs on the outskirts, Miyabi warns there aren’t many quests since there are strong monsters prowling over. Some even disrupting businesses. Learning that the smash boar is responsible, Ryouma remembers what the Gods told him. One of them being many people whose names Ryouma borrowed to establish an identity in this world, wanted him to find their heirlooms which they hid in their hometown of the Great Forest of Schluss. Which is also home to many dangerous monsters and the smash boar is one of them. Next day, Pioro and Miyabi watch in shock and awe as Ryouma has his slimes work the lumber to turn his empty abode into something. Never knew slimes could use tools, eh? Then Ryouma goes to collect herbs on the outskirts. He receives another letter from Eliaria who can’t contain her happiness in telling her family that he opened another branch in Lenaf. She hopes he could one day open one in the royal capital too. But now it’s time for Ryouma to face the smash boar.

Episode 4
OMG! Ryouma defeats the smash boar with just his fist! Well, at least he threw several hits or else I would’ve nicknamed him One Punch Kid! HAHAHA!!! More Ryouma miracle as the adventurers have a very badly injured comrade. Yes, Ryouma now shows his healing chops and heals her back to normal. Back in town with the commotion surrounding Ryouma defeating a smash boar, what’s the problem with Miyabi? WTF she not happy or something? She only tones down after testimonies from the adventurers. Ryouma sells the meat to the butcher. They find its blood has been drained. All thanks to his bloody slime that eats blood. Pioro is so fascinated he wants to buy this slime but Ryouma can’t sell to him as it is his only bloody slime and it will be dangerous without a tamer. With things in order, Carla soon arrives as she has brought new employees for the shop. After some test runs, it is now official as Ryouma’s second laundry branch in Lenaf opens. Lots of customers lining up to get their laundry slimed, oops I mean cleaned. With the shop up and running, it is obvious Ryouma will return to Gimul to think of his next move. Before he leaves, he remembers Miyabi will be attending a school in the royal capital. He hopes she will seek out his friend, Eliaria and become friends. Is he trying to create some harem chaos?! Probably it’s just me… Off Ryouma returns to Gimul. Damn, this kid actually walk all the way back?! SERIOUSLY?! Even Carla at least came in a carriage!!! Back in Gimul, Ryouma visits Serge who shows him something fascinating: A toy car imbued with magic and some spinning gear mechanism. He then shows the potential of magic items and thinks Ryouma can create new ones with this stack of junk he has. Time to expand business horizons.

Episode 5
Callum reports that a slime started eating charcoal and now it won’t eat dirt off clothes. Ryouma believes this one is evolving and will keep it under his supervision. As Ryouma plans to go back to his hometown in the forest, he decides to take on a job as an adventurer. Maylene needs a favour from him first. This newbie receptionist, Paena is of course a greenhorn so she hopes to put her in charge of Ryouma’s case for experience. Ryouma then takes a delivery job to Keleban, the place where magic items are sold in their famous markets. After delivering a package to Dinome, this old guy shows his hospitality to have Ryouma stay for tea (which tastes like coffee?). Turns out Dinome is friends with Serge and this guy is here to check out the markets too. Dinome shows them his workshop and his automobiles infused with magic items. Serge learns he is accepting non-magic item related jobs and it seems he needs the money for his grandson’s tuition as he plans to send him to study at the royal academy. He gives Ryouma a small magic item as token. Serge invites Ryouma to stay at the inn he is staying at and then over dinner, Ryouma shows him this orgel he created. Of course Serge is impressed since such does not exist in this world. At least none that plays music automatically. He could make a killing if he sells those. Since Ryouma is unsure, Serge can go talk to Dinome for some ideas.

Episode 6
At the market, Serge talks to Dinome about Ryouma’s idea. Ryouma is left to company Dinome’s grandson, Fedele. Ryouma impresses him by introducing this spinning top toy. Once the deal is all done, Ryouma returns to Gimul. He continues experimenting with fluids produced by deodorant slime to absorb bad smell. He tests them out by putting several different bags around the shop to test their effectiveness. Miya also gladly helps out with this. Then it’s back to Ryouma’s man (slime) cave to do more experiments with the slime. Wow, he managed to create a sharp sword and thinks this will be enough for his hometown return. I thought his fist was sufficient… Oh well, can’t be too careful. Later Ryouma stumbles into a group of young people from the slums. They’re transporting rubbish for some extra money and their cart broke. Don’t worry, there is nothing a few slimes can’t do to patch it up. Perfect timing to test his deodorant fluid too. They are impressed as Beck and Wist introduce themselves so Ryouma tells them where they can contact him if they need help. Yeah, they need his help to clean the church too because they get free snacks as reward. In the midst of that, Ryouma is suddenly called by Fernobelia. He asks Ryouma several questions in succession but before he could answer them all, Fernobelia already knows it from reading his heart. His concern is that many who were summoned became corrupted from their powers and will turn evil. Ryouma will remember that as Fernobelia senses his sincerity since he is grateful for coming to this world. After done with the cleaning, Beck mentions they get free fighting lessons from Worgan. Imagine their shock when they realize Ryouma knows him and that he is a higher ranked adventurer than them. Obviously the slum kids have a long way to go in their fighting skills. Then they watch Worgan and Ryouma spar. Worgan thinks Ryouma should teach others too but he declines seeing he needs to study how to teach others before doing it. Worgan thanks him for always helping out as Ryouma realizes the many people who have supported him. Now it’s his turn to return the favour.

Episode 7
Ryouma receives a letter from Eliaria that she will soon embark to the royal capital academy. Hence Ryouma makes soaps in various shapes as gifts for her. Ryouma then learns about a founding festival that Gimul will soon celebrate. He asks Dolce for more info like the people can apply to put up stalls and in the end everyone joins in to clean up the entire town. Ryouma gets an SOS call from Lenaf. Looks like the cleaner slimes have rapidly multiply. Oh dear, don’t tell me Ryouma is going to run all the way there! Yup, he did. He arrives in time to contract all 75 of them. Phew. Then he hears Caulkin on his report on how this happened and the actions that he have taken. Impressive but of course I don’t really get it. Before he leaves, he decides to go say hi to Pioro. Just in time because there’s this stinky dried preserved food being stored about it. Can Ryouma do something about it? You bet this deodorant slime will eat up those stinky smell. Should last for a day and when it’s expired, here’s a sack of liquid to compensate. As for Miyabi, she is already on her way to the royal capital. Returning to Gimul, Ryouma sees Serge as he reports Dinome has already created several of this music boxes and will soon start to sell them. The tune played is provided by a group of travelling entertainers known as Semroid Troupe. It seems they will be performing at the festival at an empty lot next to this establishment. Back to his shop, Ryouma cooks with Selma for some delicious semesa. Then the staffs discuss about wanting to participate in the festival. Ryouma will not force them since it is extra work outside their duties. Since everybody is so eager to help, it is without a doubt that they’re going to take part in this festival.

Episode 8
While Ryouma’s staffs have narrowed down the kind of food they’ll serve at the festival, there is still the issue of staffing since they are definitely short of manpower. What? So are they making their stall all over Gimul?! Serge then introduces Ryouma to Prenance Semroid since his troupe will be using his place as a greenroom (a place for performers to rest). Prenance tells of an annoyance for travelling troupes like them because of monster ants making colonies all over the place, the roads become bumpy and some would collapse. So far nothing tragic but it be nice nothing disastrous happens before the festival, right? That’s right. This means Ryouma heads over to the guild to see what job he can take on. He takes the most unpopular one to relocate the colony. On site, he stumbles into those slum kids. They’re collecting carcases so they can have someone they know to make decent armour. Ants make good armour? Whatever. Thus Ryouma helps them sniff out the hiding ants but lets them handle taking them down but helps out when it gets tough. Don’t want to steal their job, right? After getting a bunch, they head back as Ryouma offers them to help out at his stall for the festival. He also invites them to a party he is holding at his place now for everyone to get to know each other. And so everybody has a great time testing the foods as well as giving each other confidence for what’s to come. Meanwhile Eliaria sets off on her journey to the royal academy.

Episode 9
Eliaria fans can rejoice! No more crying if she is ever going to make a proper appearance because this episode is on her and her new school life! A month into her school, she meets Michelle Wildan who is the eldest daughter of the count (why she dresses like a man?!). They become friends as Michelle mentions she is studying alchemy herself since the only teacher here quit last year. This is overheard by Miyabi so she introduces herself and relays Ryouma’s message to Eliaria. And just like that, she too is part of their circle now. They need a few more people to form a team which is necessary for their curriculum. Michelle suggests Riela Clifford, the eldest daughter of a baron and she doesn’t care about status but only merits. Long story short, she gladly joins their team. Lastly, who this loner girl sitting all so rejected? You bet Kanan Schuzer is invited to join them as she reveals her family past and secret. She wants to be a craftsman but as an enchanter who can only use enchanting magic, she cannot use other magic which is essential in crafting. That’s why many rejected her to join their team. Kanan is happy to join them although rumours are already spreading this ragtag team will fail! For the outdoor camping practical, Eliaria’s group is doing fine. But next day, a rival group starts bickering and blaming among themselves since their tent collapsed and one of them got injured. Before it gets ugly, Eliaria’s group comes in to mediate and do all the necessary stuffs to fix things. Before you know it, they’re back to being friends and it’s all thanks to Eliaria and friends. And camping is now a lot more fun outing with everybody helping each other.

Episode 10
Before the festival begins, Worgan requests Ryouma for a job to collect treant materials. Minimum 300 of those tree creatures! You see, Gimul was established as a mining town. When the ore dries out, people will leave. Hence he is thinking of creating a new fighting arena attracting. Some guy agreed to build that but he requested treant wood. With Asagi leading the team, Ryouma joins in for this treant expedition. With Leipin’s knowledge on how the treant monster works so don’t worry too much. Yeah, I bet we don’t have to worry because we have Ryouma. So as they start their treant extermination, oops I mean treant hunting, it all seems too easy. They realize something amiss because treants live in the deeper and darker parts of the forest and there’s too many here on this bright side. As they take a break, they stumble into a flying slime. You bet Ryouma is going to tame it since its speciality is lightening weight as well as flight. Next day as they head deeper into the forest, now they have to fight hordes of treants. At this rate, they’ll all tire out so Ryouma comes up with this genius plan of turning his metal slimes into metal axes and throwing at them. Then they stumble into the big mother elder treant. Bet this is the one turning the trees into its brethren. As expected, it is more powerful than usual and Ryouma’s metal slimes are scared of it. Naturally, as it has some weird breath that corrodes and rust metal. So Ryouma’s solution is to make pure iron and that is enough to defeat elder treant after a few pounding of the pure iron mace into its face! They see magic crystals and believe some black market dealer buried this here and that’s why the elder treant powered up. Everyone celebrates Ryouma and his slimes doing most of the job as they eat fried vegetable tempura. Thank goodness not from treant! But can they still stomach vegetables after the entire day taking down tree monsters? Oh well, as long as it tastes good.

Episode 11
Ryouma returns to Gimul and is impressed to learn and see that Semroid Troupe has amazingly created the stage and even helped in putting up the stalls in just 2 days. Callum soon calls Ryouma because they have a problem. Despite their great food they’ll be serving, they only have ordinary drinks. THAT IS THE PROBLEM?! Adding Ryouma’s favourite dante tea is not feasible as there is no time left. Of course Ryouma comes up with barley tea by using the grains and problem solved! Serge shows the orgel that Dinome has completed and of course it is fantastic. Later Ryouma catches a glimpse of Pioro arriving to deliver goods. Long time no see. It seems the one ordering it all is Asagi. To explain it all, he brings them back to his place. So Asagi and Miya are going to run a stall selling tempura? Apparently Miya wanted to sell this at the festival after being impressed with Ryouma’s tempura the other day. Because Ryouma was too busy, she didn’t want to bother him and came to Asagi instead. Hence Asagi took up the challenge and after so much practice, he has improved. But it isn’t only tempura they’re selling but white rice and miso soup. Hence the orders. Because people will be walking while eating during the festival, Ryouma comes up with another type of food that would allow them to do so: Tenmusu. The Gods watching Ryouma are happy he is having the time of his life. Fernobelia notes the slime research Ryouma is doing might lead to good effects on magical properties in this world. Ryouma rallies everyone to do their best as the festival is tomorrow.

Episode 12
The festival begins and we see Ryouma’s staff very busy. Business must be good as a large crowd gathers and Ryouma is overseeing things so that everything runs smoothly. Even Carla and some staffs from Lenaf return to help. Don’t worry, the Lenaf branch has enough workers to run the business. Serge and Pioro then talk to Ryouma because they like this barley tea and would like to make arrangements to turn it into a proper business. Later as Ryouma visits Miya and Agni, suddenly they see a lost child, Theo. Since he is only not afraid of Ryouma, I guess he has to take him to the station to find his mom. As this is Theo’s first time at this festival, this has Ryouma remember his previous life and his reincarnation. Basically a very short recap of last season’s main points. Theo’s mom is finally found. Ryouma ponders Glissela’s question if life here is better. Well, the forest has its own perks too but I bet this is definitely much better. Finally a performance by Semroid Troupe to end the festival. Before the after party begins, Ryouma sees Semroid Troupe decorating a statue with cloths. It is part of their tradition to give thanks to some Wind God that watches them as they travel from place to place. Each town they visit, they buy a piece of cloth there and decorate it on this statue. Everybody celebrates their success at Ryouma’s after party. Oh wow. Ryouma even going up on stage to perform with Semroid Troupe?! This kid excels as an entertainer too! Next day, to commemorate this day, Ryouma has Serge make him 2 special music boxes. One of them he sends to Eliaria as he writes his gratefulness to come to Gimul. He has a place to call home and will continue doing his best to serve this community.

I’ve Been Taming Slimes For 3 Years And Maxed Out My Business Level
Oh wow. Doesn’t all that in this season felt like… NOTHING BURGER???!!! Yup. I have to honestly admit that it felt pretty much like so although I won’t go so far as to say this season sucks unlike many reviews out there who were just unforgiving how bland this season was. Sure, this anime was meant to be wholesome but I guess with so much sugar coating and icing on the top, this sequel has become bloated with all the sweet goodness that eventually brings nothing much to the table. Basically, other than Ryouma ramping up his desire to help others and hence turning into some sort of masochistic community serving altruistic volunteer with a smile, there is really nothing else in this season. You know what the funny part is? In his previous life he worked so hard that he died. Now he is working as hard and I believe even more so. So why isn’t he dropping dead yet???!!! Oh right. He died via sneeze! A SNEEZE! Haven’t seen Ryouma catch a cold this season… Oh well but OMFG! I think this is more interesting a point to ponder!

Personally, this second season feels a lot mediocre than the first because like I’ve already pointed out, it is nothing but Ryouma levelling up into some sort of laundry business man. Or kid. This is practically what the big majority of this sequel is all about. While I don’t expect any big changes like say, suddenly a Demon Lord appears and wants to destroy the world! Yeah. That. Not happening in this kind of anime as far as I can see. Heck, do you even remember the basic plot of Ryouma being summoned here to refill Seilfall’s diminishing magic?! Looks like everything is so freaking fine here, huh?! And remember Ryouma has all the magic but can’t master them all? F*ck yeah, he looks like he is a pro in all of them now or is it because others suck at magic. But the lack of such plots can be both good and bad. This is after all supposed to be a calming and feel good wholesome series and while it might cater to those who love all this sugar coating stuffs, to many others, it is like a huge, wait for it, nothing burger.

Initially, they tried to give us some sort of drama with thugs trying to target Ryouma. However it was nothing to worry about because we all know Ryouma will somehow overcome it. Heck, even when those ruffians acted tough and resorted to getting physical, I didn’t even go, “OMG! Will Ryouma get hurt or be injured after this?!”. None of that. Not even close. Didn’t even cross my mind. And that case itself I’m not even sure what the heck it was as Ryouma was an indirect target of Taylor Swift toxic fans and it died down just as fast as it came. Before it sank in, it was already over. Yeah, those thugs sure don’t want to mess around with him again, huh? Yes, that is the closest heart pounding drama that we will ever get to see this season. After that is over, nothing can obstruct Ryouma from expanding his business.

Making it even stranger is that Ryouma and Eliaria don’t even meet or see each other! They communicate via letters which we see at the beginning or end of every episode, to update what has happened and hence the motivation to do even better. Ah, such kiddie innocence. Understandably, Ryouma is the main character so he gets the big bulk of the limelight. Unless I am under the wrong impression, because Eliaria is also an important character and to relegate her to this passive background role, it just makes this whole experience a bit weird. Yeah, we are all expecting Ryouma to end up with Eliaria, right?! Like that single episode of her adapting to school life would be enough to satiate you lolicons out there! Heh. Of course when you take a closer look objectively, Eliaria needs to ‘level up’ herself by attending school and learning magic, etc. Therefore this ‘separation’ is only temporary because it’s not like they’re never ever going to meet again, right? Uh huh. The ‘right’ to be Ryouma’s side in the future. Ahem. Get what I mean? However in the context of this season itself, it still feels strange that both such important main characters don’t even meet face to face as I thought maybe Eliaria will take a break to go see Ryouma at least once before she leaves for her studies. (And then give him a big hug upon arrival to shock everyone as well as to send a warning signal to love rivals that Ryouma is hers! HAHAHAHA!!!!). Alas, we have to remember they’re just 11 year olds and hence no need to rush whatever teen or adult romances we have envisioned for them.

An interesting food for thought as mentioned by Fernobelia, the Gods are being very careful not to let bad or evil souls get reincarnated into this world. Of course those who subsequently turn evil later on in their reincarnation, that cannot be helped. So this has me ponder, how do you define evil then? For example, killing your family’s murderer out of revenge or whatever personal vigilante justice, is that considered evil too? I know, this concept was just briefly mentioned and if you really want to go into details, might last over a few episodes in which we don’t have! Anyway, it makes me wonder where such bad souls go. They disappear into nothingness or is there a separate hell isekai for such wicked people? Yeah, I would like to know that!

I know I’ve already pointed out that this series’ aim is probably to have a very feel good factor. But sometimes when I see it, Ryouma makes it so easy when he conducts his business as well as being a social butterfly. Remember in last season, he was living alone with his slimes and had no human interactions for about 3 years. All that seems to be forgotten when Ryouma suddenly becomes a business genius and a charismatic kid who is friends with everyone in town or those he meets. Wow. Such perfectness. No wonder he can keep smiling and being grateful to everybody because life is a bed of roses for him, so smooth a sailing. Heh. I’m so jealous. Grrr!!! Everything so fantasy! So much so it just feels unreal. Oh right. Got to remember this is isekai too. Everything must go Ryouma’s way just to show this current life is way better than his previous cruel Japanese life that sucks balls hard! Yeah!

Oddly too, I don’t feel that Ryouma’s slimes were also focused too much. This is one reason why I felt this sequel is mostly about Ryouma’s business expansion. After all, he uses many of his slimes in his laundry business so what is there more for them to showcase? Sure, a few new species and discoveries of what those slimes can do but those are very few and they just breeze through that. For instance, they introduced Ryouma to this flying slime but for he doesn’t seem to find a good use for them yet. Maybe next time when he thinks of something. Oh you know, expand his business. Become Pioro’s rival and do some sort of transporting! Hell yeah, Ryouma may I suggest to you this business expansion: Delivery of cleaned clothes to customers who live far away! Just send in those flying slimes for delivery! Genius! Ryouma should hire me too! When can I start?!

This season introduces a slew of new characters albeit many felt like minor supporting characters. This is of course the need to showcase and increase Ryouma’s social skills. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with this friendly kid, right? Better than being his enemy! And hence many don’t really feel like they have an impact but I suppose in future seasons, they will prove useful because building bridges and rapport are essential in building future relationships. He will have friends from all corners of the Earth. Or at least the places he visits. From nobles to commoners to even slum people, Ryouma will be no stranger to anyone! Hence Ryouma will have future business associates like Pioro because we all need some sort of Japanese influence (sorry Agni, you’re not Japanese enough despite being a Japanese swordsman) and Dinome as an old fart who would market Ryouma’s soon-to-be-very-popular tiny music boxes.

I guess Miyabi is needed so that Eliaria won’t feel too lonely and at least she can connect with something ‘Ryouma-related’. Heh. I keep hoping for some harem love triangle but I have to keep reminding myself this is not that anime. Oh heck, what if both agree to be Ryouma’s lover! I better stop thinking of such… And so to show us that these lolis can be independent without Ryouma, hence the formation of their own circle of friends who will stand up for justice and equality. I’m sure Ryouma would love to meet and be friends with them too. With so many new characters, I guess the old ones have almost faded into the background like the Jamil household as well as some of the Gods who brought Ryouma here like Gain and Lulutia. Heck, I don’t think those Gods even appeared save in flashbacks (where the heck they go?) and thus don’t even have any dialogue!

While this season’s art and animation quality relatively remain the same (everything so bright, clean and colourful!), however I do notice that some scenes have slight downgrade in quality especially when Ryouma fights monsters. Heck, did they recycle certain movements?! I don’t know about last season but the backgrounds especially the forest seem to look like sketchbook or watercolour drawings. In short, low quality. And yes, the CGI. Oh God. It did not improve. Those horses still look like crap. I wonder if we’re all too drunk in the sugar coating that they think we can forgive such cheap animation quality. NOT! Oh Maho Film, did you not have any budget to improve from last season?! On a trivial note, those slimes still look like colourful tits to me!!!!!!!! Another business proposition for Ryouma: Using slimes as silicone breast implants for women who want to bust up!!! You can thank me later, Ryouma! Where’s my employment application form, Ryouma?!

With last season’s seiyuus retained, this season adds more to the even bloated cast of characters. Those I recognized are only Kenichi Suzumura as Pioro and a mild Nobuyuki Hiyama as Tekun. Was that Akira Ishida’s voice behind Caulkin? I swear I almost missed that one. Okay, I did. Some of the new ones to note are Yuiko Tatsumi as Miyabi (Shizuku in Mouka Koukou No Rettousei), Takuya Eguchi as Fernobelia (Loid in Spy x Family), Junya Enoki as Dolce (Nasa in Tonikaku Kawaii), Daisuke Hirakawa as Prenance (Makoto in School Days), Megumi Han as Beck (Rinko in Ore Monogatari), Natsumi Fujiwara as Michelle (Damian in Spy x Family), Minami Takahashi as Riela (Megumi in Shokugeki No Souma), Atsumi Tanezaki as Kanan (Anya in Spy x Family) and Yoku Shioya as Dinome (Ryouta in Slam Dunk).

This season’s opening and ending theme are still sung by Azusa Tadokoro and MindaRyn albeit they swapped places. MindaRyn now singing the opener, Way To Go which is a rock piece and personally I feel this is just weird having such a song for this kind of genre. I thought they should maintain a slow and calming song like last season. As for the ending theme, Drum-shiki Tansaki by Azusa Tadokoro, it has some elements of hip hop and a bit of rock. Again, personally it feels a bit out of place because I was expecting a slower and calming piece. Safe to say, both themes are not my cup of tea.

Overall, this season felt like a downer since there was nothing much going on and it bores and sugar coats you with Ryouma’s business acumen and kindness. To think that Ryouma also has some talent in performing arts, next time on this anime, Ryouma venturing into stage performance! I bet those slimes will do the trick. Also, the irony that Ryouma worked like hell and died in his previous life and now he is doing the same and even more! How is this kid not close to overworking to death yet? Oh right. He’s having so much fun and support from others he never had, he could hardly call it working. Yeah, flash those big smiles for us again, will you. It would be the biggest irony if Ryouma dies again by sneezing too hard! How many characters you know died this way???!!! Who are we to say since it is Ryouma who is living out his perfect second life. While we otaku losers can only become armchair critics the most and still gripe at the harsh realities of life. Oh well, can’t complain either because I still get to watch animes (and sh*tty) ones by the grace of the (anime) Gods. Thank you everybody because I’m ever so motivated to do my best to go watch more (sh*tty) animes!