Suki Na Ko Ga Megane Wo Wasureta

When you keep forgetting stuffs, there must be something wrong with your brain, right? Oh, who am I to say? I keep forgetting many things my whole life! But anyway… Imagine if you are in love with a girl. But she always keeps forgetting her glasses. For some reasons. And she is as blind as a bat without them. Hence the much needed romantic trolling to for close proximity between the characters. I could only think of that for Suki Na Ko Ga Megane Wo Wasureta. Sometimes forgetting the most important daily item in your life could be a blessing to others.

Episode 1
Kaede Komura tells us that he is in love with Ai Mie, so to be clear we don’t form any other weird conclusions. He sits next to her in class and despite her weird behaviour, he has fallen for her. But one day she seems to have forgotten her glasses. So don’t mind her glaring at you angrily. She’s just squinting. But yeah, how does she even get to school if she cannot see?! As she can’t see clearly and is struggling around, he offers to share his textbook. Obviously with Mie putting her face so damn close, his heart is beating too fast and feeling uncomfortable. I mean, he likes it but damn, this is still too close. Then she also puts her face really close to his so as to see his face. Nah. Couldn’t see a damn thing. Then as he heads home, he finds Mie putting on his shoes?! Wrong shoes of course. Already blind, she was grappling around with the other shoeboxes so I guess she got tired and put on this pair which is his. Which is also too big for her feet. Komura helps find her own shoebox but there’s a frog in it?! Don’t worry, she doesn’t mind. Just not into that slimy feel after that. Noticing her shoelaces untied, he helps to tie it for her. She thanks him for helping her a lot today. She gets close to his face so as to remember him. Nope. Still can’t see. Later Komura learns she lives very near to school and that’s how she manages to arrive safely. He hopes that she would forget her glasses again. Next day, true enough it happened! Actually, she accidentally stepped on them! Oh man, did Komura just curse her! But she is still adamant to play dodgeball! Can she?! Komura wants to take responsibility by standing in front of her. Yeah, got hit. Out you go. In class, Mie totally falls asleep as the teacher calls her name. Komura needs to wake her up but fears touching her. Luckily Komura manages to fool him by claiming she forgot her glasses and that she needs to be this close to her textbook, hence not sleeping. Then she wakes up, takes another close look at Komura and thinks he is her dad?! Is she still in dreamland?! Yup, she then falls back to sleep but this time on his shoulder. Wow, an excruciating moment where Komura wants it to last forever. As Komura gets used to her face close ups, he thought she can’t see his blushing face but couldn’t be more surprised when she claims she can see his face now. Divine retribution?

Episode 2
The forgetful disease strikes again! Actually, her glasses broke, remember? Worse, Mie is on lunch duty with Komura. Can she give exact portions without seeing? Komura once again has to play her support and wouldn’t mind taking over but Mie insists she will do it. So she’s serving stew and giving everyone more potatoes but less meat. Komura wonders if she is keeping them for herself. But she soon says she is keeping it for him as thanks for his help. Lunch couldn’t be tastier. Yeah, the curry lover just became a stew lover. You wonder why Mie has never tried contacts after being ‘blind’ for so long. Well, she is afraid of them. Nevertheless she tries to put them on. Since she is still scared, Komura announces he will protect her even if she can’t see. Did he just make that announcement public? Her smile is the clincher. When Mie has a glasses on, why is she squinting? It’s stuffy outside and it’s fogging her glasses. When she sees a stranger in class, she panics. Komura points out he is one of their classmates. He just had his glasses on. This has Mie wonder if others will recognize her too. It doesn’t matter as long as Komura does. You bet he will. Mie soon exchanges contacts with him in case she needs to call him for help if she forgets her glasses. So this is going to be habitual? Why can’t she ask her family? Too embarrassing. I guess she isn’t with him? And so the first message to meet up in town. Uhm, how she make it here without her glasses? Somehow she lost them?! This means Komura has to hold her hand throughout. Like a date?! At a café, she can’t even see the cake before her and miss?! SERIOUSLY?! IS IT THAT BAD?! Komura jokes he can feed her but she really opens her mouth! Do it! So they head to a spectacle shop to get a pair. After getting her new glasses, she still wants to hang out with him since now she can see him. Date extension! Good thing this isn’t all a dream. Yeah, Komura pinched himself so hard it hurts. A bit sick, Mie wears a mask to school. It fogs up her glasses. When Komura is gone for a while, she now notices the other classmates but can’t help think of Komura. So when he gets back, he is puzzled she is glassless. Uhm, she forgot them?!

Episode 3
Komura seeing Mie acting like a cat. Obviously she forgot her glasses and thought this plastic bag is a cat! Komura resisting to take pictures but feeling pity for her, he starts to meow. To his surprise, she pets him thinking he is a cat before realizing it is Komura. Did you see a kitty around? What do you think? In class, Komura is disheartened to see Ren Azuma helping Mie with her stuffs. Obviously he is a handsome and popular guy. Then when she thanks Komura, Azuma corrects her. This makes her embarrassed because she really thought it was him. Now a serial forgetter, her friends tell her not to squint too much. Next time Komura sees her, she’s having such beautiful eyes. Of course it won’t last long as she is back to squinting. Mie trying to have Komura train her to do shiritori. As it gets more intense, she ends it with his name. Technically she lost but Komura lost in many other ways. On class duty, Komura notices a cockroach next to Mie. So as not to startle her, he has her come closer to him. Then a classmate saw it and screams. Mie panics and hugs him all over! On another day, Mie forgot her glasses but it’s on her forehead! When she realizes so, she accidentally drops it. Now she allows Komura to put it back on but why does it look like she is waiting for a kiss! He manages to do so but after all the flustering and embarrassing feelings. A girl dropped a love letter and Mie picked it up. As she can’t read, Komura helps her. Oh, it’s for Azuma! Then she goes back to class to directly give it to him before everyone! Now everyone is abuzz about Mie liking Azuma and when some ask, Mie doesn’t bat an eyelid to say she likes him. Of course Komura wonders she meant a different like. This makes Komura jealous as he starts to overthink. But realizes in comparison he is nothing as Azuma is better than him in many aspects. So when he tries to ask her, she asserts she does. Though, she can’t understand why so many are asking her this. But she says she is quite attached to Komura so it is not a surprise that she likes him too. Oh, now he is wondering what kind of like that is. Azuma then gives a reply letter to Mie. Can’t read. Do the honours, Komura. WHAT?! Even Azuma is asking him. He peeks into the letter as it says Komura likes Mie. Azuma then clears the air to others that Mie only delivered someone’s letter for him. And Mie is waiting on what the letter says. Uhm… Thanks for delivering the letter?

Episode 4
Mie chose the wrong coffee at the vending machine. Black. She gives it to Komura to drink. Does he not like it? Well, he is more worried about the indirect kiss! Eventually he chickens out and says he doesn’t like it. Komura is late for school. As he runs, he also sees Mie running. OMG, is she running blindly?! Thinking he is a stranger, Komura notes her messy hair but then Mie is worried about it because she doesn’t want Komura to see it. Oops. Hey, how can she see the light is green to cross the road! Mie has been tasked to change the bulletin board flyer. It’s a bit high so she can’t reach. Komura helps but he too can’t reach. Eventually it is Azuma who helps solve it. Komura laments he was only a bit taller but Mie doesn’t want him to get taller. Otherwise she can’t be this close to his face! Seriously? Komura praying to God he won’t grow! During class, some classmates notice a cloud shaped like a heart. But because the strict teacher is telling them to focus and Mie once more forgot her glasses, she gives up. Noting she wanted to see it so much, back home Komura sends her a pic of it and it made her day. Mie brought her glasses but seems to have misplaced it. Narumi Someya calls out to Komura as she has found Mie’s glasses left in the bathroom sink. She then puts them on Komura’s face. Dizzy from the thick lenses, in order to regain his balance he does a wall slam on her. Mie returns and how the heck could she see this?! She tries to push Komura away but she looks so cute in doing so that it’s funny! Komura once more accompanies Mie to the glasses shop as she is going to buy another pair as replacement. As she tries many, she asks for his opinion. Komura is taking this really seriously so he doesn’t want to give half assed comments. Too bad it mostly comes out as lame and generic. He apologizes for not being useful. Noting he is stressed about it, she puts on a pair and gives the nicest smile. This will do. But next day, did she forget her glasses? Well, she slept with it on and it broke. Oh dear.

Episode 5
It’s Valentine’s Day and Komura hopes he could get chocolates from her. Speaking of her, she overheard it! You want what? He fears being rejected means the end of him. But luckily she doesn’t have her glasses, she doesn’t catch on the surrounding theme is Valentine. As they shop together, Komura tries to distract her from the various Valentine offers. But soon she realizes what is happening and puts the puzzle pieces together. Then she asks if what he said then was he wanted Valentine chocolates from her. He thought this is it for him but she says she is planning to give chocolates to her friends including him. So is he supposed to be happy or sad? In class, Mie gives her chocolates to everyone. When it is Komura’s turn, she has given all and has none. She feels embarrassed as Komura contemplates of confessing to her. But then she wants him to wait for her after school. Due to today’s embarrassment, she will do anything he asks for. Anything. In that case, he wants her to listen to him. Obviously he wants to confess but he panics and his voice can’t come out. Maybe next time when he can say it properly and when she can see his face. She’ll note to not forget her specs but then he changes to when he is ready for it. She accepts and will be waiting. Then she realizes she has one in her pocket and hands it to him. Komura vows to confess by next year. Hopefully. A month later, because Mie ate too many chocolates, every girl’s nightmare of gaining weight! So you bet she wants to hold that off and hopes Komura can stop her if she gets the temptation to binge on it. Too bad, Komura can’t give his White Day chocolates now. Then Azuma casually gives it to her. This tempts her to eat one and gives excuse she can’t see and thought is her cough drops. The same thing happens when other guys do the same. When she really can’t take it anymore and is going to eat Azuma’s, Komura gets desperate. If she is going to eat, why not eat his? Perfect timing for his White Day gift. She eats it and puts on the greatest satisfactory smile. Thank you, Komura. He isn’t sure if this is victory or defeat.

Episode 6
Mie has filled up some stamp card and needs to post it. Of course she forgot her glasses and Komura will be happy to accompany her there. However when his friends invite him to hang out at a new video arcade, he turns them down. Mie notices this and soon changes her mind she’ll be okay alone so he can do whatever he wants. So as she tries to get on her day without bothering Komura, obviously she fumbles her way through. Soon he finds out the reason she is doing so as he notes she is trying to be considerate to him. But she also notes that it makes her happy when he is around and can’t help to have him for herself. You heard that right. Eventually he accompanies her to post the card. He too notes he wants to have her for himself. It is the new school term as Komura and Mie will be seniors. Because others note Mie looks angry, Komura realizes only he has gotten used to her glares. He thinks of helping her look less tense. Not sure tickling her hands would help her or make him even more nervous. Because when his name is called to get an award, he starts feeling nervous. But he thinks back of all the great times with Mie, that calmed him down. Yeah, how time flies when you’re having fun. It’s a good thing Komura and Mie are in the same class for their third year although their seating is now separate from each other. While he is at the back, Mie is at the front. At least she has Azuma to help. Yeah, he’s being casual with her. Then she realizes she got her seat number wrong and moves. Now neighbours with Someya, can Komura’s heart rest in peace? He notices she can’t help steal glances at him. Is she worried about him? But soon, Komura’s neighbour, Yuika Hibuchi gets up and talks to Mie. It seems she can’t see well and wants to switch places. Mie agrees. And so, Komura and Mie are back to being neighbours again. But will she be alright? She too has vision problems. True. But she switched because she doesn’t want to get caught dozing off in class! And also not wanting to be caught for looking back at him in class. Is she trying to say something?! Komura is too afraid to ask at this point!

Episode 7
In today’s art class, as usual Mie forgets her glasses. They have to pair up and draw each other faces. So can Mie draw Komura from her memory? Be my guess. Oh my, he looks cute! Or is this how she actually sees him?! Mie may have remember to bring her glasses to day but forgot to take them home and left it right on her desk! So when Komura sees this, he texts her about it. She is okay to leave it there but since it is the weekend and he is worried it will be broken, she gives permission to take it home with him. Yeah, he feels like as though he is bringing a part of Mie home, huh? As he puts it in his room, obviously he can’t focus because each time he sees the glasses, he sees a full vision of Mie. But don’t worry about Mie, she has a spare glasses back home. Afraid it might be dirty, she calls him to check. He panics more. But otherwise it’s a normal conversation. As Mie’s glasses continue to sit nicely in place, Komura can’t sleep. For the entire weekend! In class, a classmate points out Mie has got a bed head. As she didn’t bring her glasses, she didn’t know and now she panics as class will soon start. Will she look bad? Obviously for Komura, she looks cute. She then asks his opinion. Since he says she looks fine, in that case she won’t mind it. When Komura’s shoulders ache, she wants to give him a shoulder massage. I believe it is not her assurance why she is good at it that is making him worry. So he lets her and it is of course better than heaven. Once done, she writes it in her note that this is one of the things she can do for him as he is always helping her. Now he wishes she would add to be by his side in that list. Getting a bit greedy? Mie tries to wake up Komura sleeping in class before it starts. Since he isn’t waking up, she takes a closer look at him. Examining his face, hair and eventually touching his hand. Oh, he is now awake. Oops. Awkward! She claims since she has her glasses on, she thought of taking a better look at him. Uhm… Okay… Still awkward… In that case, he can examine her all he wants. That’s going too far!

Episode 8
On a rainy day, Mie forgot her glasses. Yes, stepped into a puddle. Wet socks. Not really liking it. She takes it off and wants to throw it away. Komura is forced to continue looking at the rain. Mie wants Komura to push her on the swing. Best chance to touch her? But after he gets it going, he realizes she might be exposing herself and abruptly stops it. Their face close to each other. Of course Mie assures she is wearing shorts underneath but can’t help wonder if Komura stopped was because she was heavy! Deep one night, Komura suddenly gets a call from Mie. What gives? Actually she called the wrong number. She is having a sleepover at her friend’s place. She wanted to go to the toilet but couldn’t find her glasses. She went in the dark but gave up and got scared. She thought she called her friend’s number. She wants him to keep her company by singing a song because they saw a scary movie. So the school song is supposed to calm her down? Well, she’s laughing. Komura senses her mom coming and fears she might find out he is still awake. So he starts muttering and whispering to Mie. She gets a bit of a shock as his whisper sounded so close. When the close is clear, Komura keeps her company till she returns to bed. She returns the favour and whispers to him too. Can he sleep for the rest of the night? When Komura follows a stray cat into school, he stumbles into a girl trying to confess to Azuma! Quick, hide! Worse, the cat is with him and purring! Even worse, Mie is coming into the picture! She’s actually looking for the cat! Meow! The cat goes to her and Komura hopes they will stay that way. Too bad the cat goes off and with Mie going to walk into the line of sight of the confessor, Komura quickly pulls her towards him. Then they hear the girl confessing to Azuma but only to be turned down by him since he is in love with someone. But it’s still awkward for Mie and Komura. Though, Mie actually knows what is going on. Komura thinks of going for it someday. Why does it sound like a fancy way of never?!

Episode 9
It’s time for the field trip. Komura’s friends know he wants to be in Mie’s group. Has been looking at her for some time. Now he needs to balls to go ask her. Similarly, Mie’s friends know she wants Komura to be with her. Always helping out when she forgot her glasses, eh? So the friends come to an understanding to join each other and now their group is complete. On the day itself, Mie is running late, tripped and broke her glasses! But don’t worry. She has a spare. Phew. But soon she realizes it is a fake souvenir she bought the last time! Oh my. So Mie tries hard not to be a bother and pretends like as though she could see but obviously Komura knows better. But it gets bad at one point she got lost and separated. Luckily Komura comes to her aid but at this point, she starts crying because she’s always bothering him. Heart breaking. However he assures he likes to help her. Short of a confession but that will do. On the way back, Mie avoids talking to him and he wonders if she hates him for saying all that (including his silly wish of wanting her to forget her glasses every day). Back in school, so as not to bother him too much, Mie sums up her courage to wear contacts. She isn’t used to it yet and needs some time to adjust. When one of her friends is suspected to be in love with another guy, this has Mie ponder its meaning. So, it’s like want to be in a relationship? So next time she sees Komura, she takes a good close look at him. Looks happy when she forgets her glasses. Seeing his embarrassed face, it looks similar like her friend in love. She wonders if this means she is special to him. She smiles noting it would be great if he is. Because he is to her. Would you like to know?

Episode 10
Because Mie has been putting her face too close to Komura’s, Someya gets the wrong idea they are kissing! Of course other students help dispel that misconception but Komura can’t help feel embarrassed by that. Subsequently, Mie continues to actually stare at him point blank while Someya too is watching from afar! Someya then bugs Komura to reveal the truth that they have kissed but with Mie getting into another blind accident, Komura accompanies her to the infirmary. Then she starts talking and asking him about stuffs. Feeling chatty today? It’s because she noticed he has been hanging out with Someya so she didn’t have a chance to talk to him. Oh man, did Komura feel he just neglected Mie?! Then she says she wants to at least see his face once a day. He is fine with that. Look at him as much as you want! Later Mie has her hair stuck in some locker hole. She wants to rip it out or cut it?! Komura won’t allow that and will cut it for her. But uhm, why is he breathing so hard?! And it’s done. Mie then allows Komura to brush her hair and help tie it up. There’s a first time for everything. She drops ambiguous hints about wanting him to brush her hair every morning. At school? Or at home? She’s not confirming it. Must be frustrating for him to be left hanging. While preparing for the cultural festival, it seems Mie wants Komura to take a break with her. Really? Then alone in a room together, she shuts the door. Well, she wants to take a look at his face. I guess today’s quota isn’t met yet. He wants to change the place but she won’t allow him. It’s fine here. He lets her take a good look close up. Well, don’t close your eyes. How else are you going to see her beautiful face?! Could’ve lasted longer because time’s up. Komura, are you keeping time on how long you can stare at each other’s face?! As they return to their class, Komura’s face has some stain marks. Mie’s hands have those same stain marks. See the connection? Maybe Azuma did. Or maybe not. Just go wash it off.

Episode 11
Komura notices Mie looking for something she lost. A piercing? Does Mie have piercings? His mind starts to wander until he notices she doesn’t have any at least on her ears. Then the piercing turns out to be a small bead in which she is going to use it to make some plushie for the cultural festival. As the students make a final push for the festival’s preparation, initially Mie can’t stay late. But Someya continues to bug Komura about the kiss and Mie doesn’t like them being close so she says she can stay much later. But soon, Komura realizes a few missed calls from Mie’s handphone by her mom. When Mie sees the missed calls, she instantly leaves. Komura follows her. He notices she is having trouble finding her own shoebox so she just wears her own gym shoes and leaves in a hurry. Komura continues to be a stalker but it is heart breaking as he hears her cry halfway. After she returns home, Komura knows she will be down tomorrow and needs to do something. So he enters her home and claims to return her shoes. He says he took the wrong shoes by accident and that’s why Mie was late to go home. He leaves as he thinks his act was pretty suspicious. WTF he thinks Mie’s mom is pretty?! Is he turning into a MILF?! Next day, Mie seems to be happy and more importantly, Komura doesn’t look like a stalker so he’ll accept that. The festival gets underway. Komura gets embarrassed as Mie keeps staring at his boring and plain display for a long time. And she has her glasses on! The duo then hang out alone outside as they talk about stuffs. Oddly, she still wants to see his face despite having her glasses. Mie thinks she might have been too demanding recently and could be getting carried away. She’ll hold back from looking at his face. But Komura believes that is not the case and the reason is more of a personal selfish reason. Hence he wants to look at her face too and surprisingly she easily agrees. And so he takes a good look. Damn, it really brings tears to his eyes. That beautiful, huh? Then she mentions how Komura reminds her of her dad since he is a nice person. Is that supposed to be disappointing or a relief?

Episode 12
The dreaded career survey. You bet Komura has no dreams. Mie shares hers but as she shows, he accidentally sees a young Mie in the picture behind. Cute. Although she too claims she has no dreams, perhaps one of them was to become a bride. But sorry, not the kind who will marry her dad! And if she sees Komura as her dad, oh well… Komura goes home and looks through his old albums to see if he had any such old dreams. An office worker. Yeah, you bet he has no dreams at all! Practically he has no memories of it all and no self-awareness until he fell for Mie. During home economics, Mie is paired with Azuma. You bet Komura is jealous and can’t concentrate on his own. Worse, Azuma makes a coin token and other friends start to reveal to Mie about Komura getting depressed about losing a token at the arcade. Amusing. And what’s this about giving all his winnings to mom? How sweet. After school, Mie wants to meet with Komura to give him these token cookies she made. So that dissipate all his anger for today. But she gets worried she might be a bit slow because Azuma hinted something like that. Leave it to Komura to talk positively about her and the confidence he has on her. As Komura still can’t get mini Mie out of his mind, he searches his own photo album. Yeah, embarrassing photos falling off the bars from mom. Somehow he brought that pic to school and it fell out. Azuma sees it and won’t hand it back. Then he lets Mie sees it. Well, she didn’t bring her glasses so she is squinting real hard. After school, she meets him at the park so that she could see the photo. Yeah, now she brought her glasses. Too bad he left it in his desk. Want to go get it? Nah. Instead she has him try to do the bars. Failed at first, he doesn’t want this to be lingering in Mie’s memories and finally does a perfect loop. She snaps a selfie of them and then tries to do one herself. Don’t worry, she’s wearing shorts but Komura still can’t stop nose bleeding.

Episode 13
Mie brought her glasses. Oh, it’s just for fashion so it has no power. She lets Komura try it. She is even willing to lend it to him and has a case. Oh, her real glasses in here. Now they look like they have a matching set! And she won’t allow him to take it off for today! With Mie tying a different hairstyle, Komura can’t help stare at her. Then there’s one time she tied it in a messy way, a rice got stuck on it. He points it out to her but it exposes him that he was staring at her. Since she cannot find the rice, she just untied her whole hair. Then her hairstyle is almost similar to another girl, Komura almost mistakenly identifies her. Mie not looking pleased. Then he realizes staring isn’t all about looking. It’s all about the feel since Mie hints she he has been staring… On the way back, Mie asking things Komura likes. After they part, he sees her talking to an old friend from elementary. Well, they seem friendly. Breaks your heart, huh? This has Komura ponder his place with her is mostly when she forgets her glasses. He fears she might forget him one day. How to make her remember him? Oh silly, ever thought of giving her your photo?! With the holidays coming up, they have to study for the exams. But what is worse than studying for it? Well, Komura claims he has holiday plans with his family. Wow. Mie looking depressed. This has Komura continue to ponder if she will remember him. Because the day she stops forgetting her glasses, it would be the day she forgets about him. Then she has him hang out with her at the playground. So why cram into this small space together? Ah, just to troll us so that they can look at each other’s face this close. Lovely. Then she suggests taking a selfie. Well, at least she has this picture to look back on and remember him. Before they part, he wants to tell her something. Sorry, it’s not a confession but rather he wants to see her again tomorrow. Or sometimes soon. He reasons even if she starts to remember her glasses, he has to make the effort to be by her side. Flashback shows a young Komura did meet a young Mie at a store. Yes, already as blind without her glasses. Apparently a classmate stole it as a prank. From what she said, that boy liked her and wanted to be her husband. Mie thanked Komura for his kindness and assured she has gotten used to forgetting her glasses too. Even so, she thought her husband should be a kind boy like him.

Love Is Blind: Heart Of Glass(es)
Well, nothing much happens. As expected. The usual unfounded worries and anxieties of a certain boy if a girl would forever remember him. Heh. Why worry about that when he should be worrying about how to make her his girlfriend! Isn’t that the best way for a girl to stay by a guy’s side? Or is that too high a hurdle for him? Yeah, considering Mie mostly views him as some sort of father-like figure, I suppose that is good enough for a wuss like him. Status quo. Don’t rock the boat. As long he can see her (pun not intended) for the foreseeable future, he’s okay with it. And since she’s okay with it, so I guess we’re going to be okay with it. And so it is with this strange irony that a pair of glasses or rather the absence of it is what keeps their relationship burning strong.

As shows of this such, there is no solid storyline or plot as we can see that in each episode, it is divided into several seemingly independent skits. After all, a big part of the series hinges on the joke of Mie forgetting her glasses so that we can have Komura panicking and having his usual scatterbrain monologues whenever she gets up too close to him. You think at this point Mie would have done something to address this issue but right up till the end of the season, she somehow still manages to forget them. For obvious entertainment reasons. Imagine if that issue is solved, there won’t be a lot of excuses for close proximity between Mie and Komura. I wonder how it will play out. Because like I’ve said, for most of the part (for better or worse), the main ingredient to keep this running joke is for Mie to somehow forget her glasses. So there is a chance that one might get bored with this formula. Although that it is not every time that she forgets them. But most of the time when the plot calls for her to put her face real close to Komura’s.

Although Mie has given her reasons, the ability to keep forgetting her glasses is just absurdly astonishing. I mean, it is the most important thing in her life and yet she is able to carry on her life without it for the most part. Sure, she got the layout of her home and school memorized. But to think she can actually carry on without realizing her vision is f*cking blurry, now I have to call that BS and crap. Sure, it’s all for the plot as mentioned above. This proves that Mie might be still dreaming and her visions are in dreamland rather than in reality. I understand she might find contacts to be uncomfortable but has she considered eye surgery? Not sure how much it costs and but I also bet the family might not have enough money to pay for such corrective surgery. Your daughter’s future and vision depends on it! Is money the issue here?! Oh sorry, it’s all about putting her face so darn close to Komura and see that guy fluster like hell. So yeah, keep forgetting them. May I suggest Komura to always carry a spare for her? I think he may already have thought about that but I can guess his ulterior motive in not doing so…

So yes, a huge portion of this series focuses on Mie and Komura’s interactions with each other. It is funny, it is cute but sometimes it gets a bit boring because the formula has been done to death. Shall I repeat it again? Just in case you FORGET. Mie somehow has forgotten her glasses. This allows for Komura to improvise whatever shenanigans because this also allows him to be close to the girl he loves but she is so close and without any self-awareness of such close proximity, this turns Komura into some panicky chicken with overthinking thoughts (the supposed punchline and joke) and flustering emotions. A roller coaster ride of emotions. On a side note, Komura could be a great comeback comedian… With so many of such incidents, I believe he prefers the status quo because it gives an excuse to be with her. That’s why he is still so chicken in moving on and asking her out. Sure, a big feat and every guy would fear rejection from the girl he loves. But at least in this way, he can still be with her in the most awkward of positions and reasons. Yeah, love so weird sometimes.

As for Mie, I have another of this conspiracy theory why she keeps forgetting them: She does not! She purposely did not bring her glasses because she wants to be close with Komura! She is actually in love with him! There are many signs and teasers that hint she is. Oh come on! Do you not think a girl like her who has been THIS CLOSE to a guy, not actually take a liking for him?! Or is she testing the limits of friendzone! I think not! Look at how many times she puts her hands on his face! It’s like preparing to kiss him or something! What kind of excuse is that even if it is to look closer at his face! I mean, like in Cinderella’s illogical case where the prince couldn’t identify her face except for the glass slippers she wears, the same can be said for Mie. COULD SHE NOT IDENTIFY KOMURA BY HIS VOICE?! Or does he sound like any other guy?! Plus, even that fatherly comments I believe in a way is not to keep Komura in place but a hint that she might want him to be more than just a father! Do you not think so! Be better than a father. Be a boyfriend and future husband! Therefore I truly believe that she is actually in love with him and she is using this forgetfulness to rely on him so that she could be close to him. That’s the simple truth. It is only because without her glasses, she squints a lot and this makes her look a bit fierce to others. We all know how freaking cute she is with those huge doe-like eyes, no? Yeah, it’s one of those rare moments to be cherished forever to see Mie with such a cute smile! Making Mie even cuter is that when she panics, notice she makes weird but cute sounds? Yeah…

It only makes me ponder how long can this charade be kept up. Uh huh. Is this going to continue way past after they graduate and into college life or working life? Because if so, then I have to highly recommend Mie to get her eyes checked. It would have become more of an annoyance then. Don’t mind Komura, he’ll never get bored with her or see her in a bad light. I just hope when they get married to each other, Mie will bring her glasses or at least wear contacts. Lest she ends up walking down the wrong aisle and marrying the wrong guy! Oh wait. In fact, it’s so funny I want to see it!

There aren’t many other characters in this series. I mean, can’t get in the way of Komura-Mie moments so I guess in that context it is understandable. But even with a few, they don’t really make much of an impact. Like Azuma who is some hot looking guy. You think he is there for some love triangle shenanigans but I assure you that he is more supportive in bringing Komura and Mie together and they don’t even know it. He’s quite a cool cat and perhaps he even enjoys seeing the duo interact with each other for all we know. Then there is Someya who is supposedly Azuma’s female version for love triangle shenanigans. She’s a bit imposing but once again, if you think she is a threat to Komura-Mie relationship, you’re way off the mark. Thus I believe she is there and sometimes being a bit too close to Komura just to make Mie react or do something. Teasing us that she does indeed have feelings for Komura. Oh heck, what are the chances that the whole class and school actually knows Komura likes Mie and vice versa? We’re just too engrossed and focused on them to take notice about that.

Surprisingly, the art and animation of this series is very high quality. Oh my goodness. For a romantic comedy series, they sure put in a lot of effort to make the backgrounds and sceneries look very real. I’m sure they are not real clips and superimposed. Even more so, you can see those air particles floating about. Wah! Such great animation quality! But! I do notice something about the colouring and hues. Although not permeating throughout the series, there are a few scenes in which the colouring and hues are a bit out of place. And it is no surprise that this anime was done by GoHands. Yes, the studio that made the crappy Hand Shakers and W’z (but also the critically acclaimed K). It is this studio’s trademark to make weird colouring and hues. Not as abundant and obvious as seen in Hand Shakers and W’z, but there are such moments. As for the character designs, they look a bit simple and well, child-like. High school kids are still kids, right? Sometimes they look so generic especially for background characters, I thought they mostly look the same. But I can’t seem to take my eyes off Mie’s fuzzy, messy and moja-moja hairstyle. Uh huh. It’s like she’s got a lot of hair on her head…

For the voice acting, looks like I only identified Ami Koshimizu in her cameo as Komura’s mom. Because I was so damn sure it was Jun Fukuyama behind Azuma’s voice. Too bad it is Ryohei Kimura (Tsubasa in Kyoukai No Rinne) and I suppose Jun Fukuyama was too busy voicing a certain vending machine anime in that same season. Heh. The other casts are Mashahiro Itou as Komura (Kyoya in Bokutachi No Remake), Shion Wakayama as Mie (Takina in Lycoris Recoil), and Shino Shimoji as Someya (Ubukata in Renai Flops). The opening theme is Name by Tsuzuri, a generic anime pop rock. The ending theme is much more amusing. Megane Go-round by Masayoshi Ga Megane Wo Wasureta (the duet of Komura and Mie) because it has this jazzy fanfare and Broadway-like feel. A reminiscence of Shinigami Bocchan To Kuro Maid songs.

Overall, I’m sorry that this series failed to break any new ground and the trope of a main character who keeps forgetting her glasses so as to be played out to death its comical and nearly romantic trolling situations, it gets tiring after a while. You hope there would be some progress at the end of it but all those close proximities only serve as an illusion to make us think that they have gotten closer to each other. They’re not. It’s more like status quo since the start. There are tons of other similar animes like this (Boku No Kokoro No Yabai Yatsu, Kubo-san Wa Mob Wo Yurusanai to name a few) so if you like such animes with strange excuses for the characters to be together, be my guest. As much as I want to scoff and laugh at Mie for forgetting her glasses, I have to remember that I’m such an absentminded person too. Hopefully I won’t forget that I have watched this anime by the time next season rolls around! My memory is not that bad! Too bad I can’t even remember what I ate last night… Even more unfortunate there is no cute girl to assist me on that. Or cook for me… My life is so forgettable… :’(.

Horimiya: The Missing Pieces

Wait a minute. You mean it isn’t over yet? I thought the anime already ended? Well apparently, Horimiya: The Missing Pieces adapts chapters from the manga that did not make the cut in the anime. That’s right. What an excuse to make another season solely to adapt chapters that were left out. So now we’re going to be confused with the timeline and sequence order because it is going to be bits and pieces, all over the place. Just kidding. Maybe. But yeah, we’re going to feel so complete by watching these missing chapters. Now our imperfect lives can be finished and have fulfilled meaningfulness. Where would we find peaceful closure if this had not arrived any sooner? Yeah, I’ll probably watch another romcom, but here I am…

Episode 1
* The gang’s class trip to Kyoto. Miyamura and Ishikawa are locked out of their room since Iura has the key. But turns out he is inside their room sleeping! Because the guys are going to shower first before dinner, Miyamura is worried getting naked means exposing his tattoos. He tries to make excuses to bathe later. Iura seems very pushy so Miyamura pleads to Ishikawa to help. His excuse given: Miyamura is on his period! OMFG! There goes his reputation. Miyamura goes back but Hori lets him shower in her room since her friends are away. She knows he isn’t that kind of guy.
* Remi accidentally splashes water on Miyamura. But as he dries himself with the towel, she is perplex that he is always covered up and doesn’t take off his clothes. She even notes the many instances he is always covered up and refused to join other guys in activities that show the skin. This has her suspicious that he may be hiding something. Aha! She touches his chest. She thinks he is a girl in disguise! Should he be happy his secret is still safe?
* Ishikawa and Miyamura arguing the best kind of clothes on a girl? Ishikawa thinks it is sailor uniform while Miyamura is more into the blazer. Yeah, there’s this weird fantasy dream of Miyamura in a sailor uniform. So much so they drag Sengoku into this argument. He opines the jersey. Athletic wear is good, right? They give him the looks as Ishikawa thought he is into swimwear. Hori is eavesdropping. Got all that written down?
* Miyamura and Sengoku are horrified as they learn from their teacher, Shin Yasuda that the boys are on pool duty and nobody can opt out without a good reason. They wonder if they can keep their clothes on. Miyamura tries to give excuses why he can’t come: He is on period! Not buying it. In that case, he doesn’t have a swimsuit. The school will provide one. Regretting enrolling here? Yasuda notes not doing that he wouldn’t have met Hori! What is Sengoku’s excuse? His arm exploded… And so the duo are still doing pool duties but they keep their clothes on. The other guys wonder why they are still fully clothed and think they can’t swim but they give dumb answers on how they are masters of the water and all. Can we just stick to that period and arm explosion excuse? It’s summer so there’s bound to be some explosions…

Episode 2
* Sports day is coming so you bet Sengoku and Miyamura are going to do some rain dance and hope it rains that day. Kouno also dreads that day because last year’s cheerleading was an embarrassing disaster. This year she has to do it again. Yup, rain dance time. Later she practises alone and is having trouble with it. Yoshikawa comes to guide her despite both will be on different teams. It doesn’t matter as long as they’re having fun.
* It’s amazing Kouno hasn’t died of stress or lose her sh*t yet. Yes, it is cooking class somehow Sengoku and Remi can actually make a mess out of everything! EVERYTHING! Kouno must be very patient… Their team is already still at this stage when everyone has already completed everything. It ends with Remi creating some poisonous fumes… Ventilation! So how will they fare for the next class? Gather up all your patience again, Kouno. You’re gonna need ‘em. As usual, making a simple dish as curry, the duo can just screw up. Luckily no big disaster this time. In the end, the duo realize how much they suck at cooking so they worry if anyone will marry them. Kouno assures that if they don’t, she’ll marry them both! Oh my…
* In class Hori sees Miyamura talking to another girl. Oh sh*t. Somebody is going to die! Ishikawa feeling the chills of her murderous intent! Later Miyamura clears the air that he forgot his book so that girl was just sharing it with him. Yeah Miyamura, you don’t have to be that scared of Hori. Later Yoshikawa teases Hori that she was jealous. She denies she was and it was actually murderous intent! Let’s stick to jealous, please?
* When Hori is helping to paint boards for the sports day, it got a bit chilly so Mizouchi lends his jacket to cover her bare legs. When Miyamura comes by and sees this, obviously he is jealous so he swaps the jacket with his sweater. Then he wears the jacket. Hori returns the jacket once it is done. Miyamura smirking that Mizouchi will not know the difference between their warmth. Hori teases him as jealous but he denies. Mizouchi suspects something amiss because if he lent it to her to cover her legs, why are the sleeves the warmest?

Episode 3
* Sports day is here. All bright and sunny. Because of that, Sengoku giving his speech like a zombie.
* For the girls’ hurdle, Hori is up with Remi. Remi throwing a challenge that if she wins, Miyamura belongs to her?! When the race starts, oh damn, Remi fast like the win! Hori gets clumsy and knocks down one of the hurdles. Must hurt. Remi obviously wins but with Hori propping up last place, Miyamura cheers for her. This embarrassment makes her run faster and thankfully she didn’t finish last. In the end, Remi was just joking about stealing Miyamura since she already has Sengoku. She lets the lovers be together.
* For the tug of war, Sawada is confident her team can win despite her petite size. Well, her team lost. Too bad she couldn’t let Hori see her side win.
* The boys’ obstacle race. Remi, Kouno and Miyamura join in to cheer on Ishikawa. I’m sure he doesn’t mind the girls but Miyamura?
* Cheerleading. Hori and Yoshikawa’s side dresses up and cheers like gang delinquents. Obviously Remi and Kouno’s side who are more feminine wins the hearts of the boys. But Miyamura is in despair as he couldn’t see Hori in a cheerleading outfit.
* Due to a guy out with a cold, a teacher pleads for Miyamura to take his place for the scavenger hunt. Thus Hori is shocked to see him in this race. Strangely, both grab Sengoku as their target as they inch to the finish line in last place. Hori needed a student council president but the skinniest guy Miyamura could think of is him?
* For the kibasen, it is Miyamura vs Sengoku. The latter is good in evading his attempts. In a last ditch attempt, Miyamura lies that he sees someone sitting on his shoulder! Sengoku is forced to look and this allows Miyamura to snatch his headband.
* After the event, Miyamura is shocked to see Hori in a cheerleading outfit. She thought of wearing it to take a group photo with the girls. Miyamura doesn’t mince his words to call her cute so she runs off embarrassed. For once, Miyamura felt a lot of fun at the end of the day.

Episode 4
* Hori, Miyamura, Souta and Kyousuke are sharing a kotatsu. However it seems when Miyamura wants to go to the toilet and realizes he can’t leave because their legs are entangled! So each time one of them tries to move, it will bring absolute pain to the other. Only Souta not affected and sleeping like a baby. Yeah, good being small and short. After a few struggles, they finally untangle themselves. Next time to solve this problem, they sleep parallel to each other.
* Sengoku is out for an errand and bumps into Kyousuke. Oh boy, Kyousuke forces him back home. You could say he got kidnapped. Sengoku and Miyamura talking in their sleep about some RPG game so Hori has to wake them up with some encounter event. Panic, aren’t they?
* Hori sees a message on Miyamura’s phone about meeting up with someone to confess, she gets worked up until she learns it is from Shindou. A whack on Miyamura’s head sure made him wake up. Yeah, she’s mad alright although she claims she isn’t. Then he peels an orange for her but not sure about this quota she has and won’t eat it. He threatens to kiss her if she doesn’t do it. Before she could complain, here comes the kiss. Actually just to feed her this orange via mouth. She is confused why he does so until she thinks of some yaoi scene. Mad again…
* Going through old photo albums, the guys see a past picture of Sengoku and Hori. Together in a kiddie pool. Lolicon? Sengoku believes Hori isn’t perturbed about changing in front of him because there was one time she used the student council office as so even when he was around. It wasn’t a big deal for her but when asked if it was Miyamura, she definitely wouldn’t.
* Hori thought she bumped into Sengoku at the convenience store. Turns out to be his father, Takeru. Such striking similarities. Because of that, he too mistook Hori as her mom. After all Hori’s parents and Takeru went to the same high school together.
* Once again Kyousuke the serial kidnapper ‘kidnaps’ Sengoku and his dad back to his home. Looks like the rivalry is heating up. Frenemies? Then Takeru tells his son he doesn’t need a girlfriend because it will interrupt his studies. Oh boy. Should anybody tell him? Well, that look on Hori’s face, she’s dying to break this secret! Then the dumb dads start to argue and reminisce their old school days. Sengoku wants them to STFU but as Hori points out, would they rather talk about his girlfriend? Keep reminiscing, please! Miyamura feels pity for this guy since he is at the mercy of this family. On the way home, Takeru continues to remind his son not to have a girlfriend. Especially one who is like Hori. There’s no way he could tell him now, huh?
* Hori eating too much oranges so Miyamura claims her nails will turn orange. She doesn’t think so and feeds him. Then she proceeds to lick her fingers. There. It’s all clean now. Dripping with saliva? Think not.

Episode 5
* Iura doesn’t look impressed because yesterday he got a call from a guy named Kitahara yesterday looking for Motoko. Obviously she is not happy he didn’t pass the phone to her. Obviously big brother doesn’t like any guys hitting on his sister so he doesn’t want her to bring him here even if it’s to study. Asking if she likes him, she gives sheepish excuses how it’s not like that. So as she prepares for his arrival for the study session, to her dismay Iura returns home early from school. This is what happens when your brother doesn’t have a girlfriend. He is not going to let anything fishy happen! By the time Kitahara arrives, he sees the siblings in a sword fight! While Motoko is embarrassed and apologizes for this farce, it seems Kitahara has taken a liking for Iura. So cool! And so we see Kitahara being impressed and paying more attention to Iura even if that guy is being rude and poor Motoko is confused.
* Eventually Motoko blames Iura for the change in Kitahara’s character. Bring back the old Kitahara she knows! Because every time she talks to him, it’s like he isn’t interested in her but somebody else. What if talking to her reminds him of Iura?! She blames him for having his genes that don’t look so cute (that’s why he has no girlfriend!) although he claims everyone in school calls him cute.
* In school, Iura is having this dumb discussion with his friends. Eventually the cat is out of the bag that Kitahara likes Iura. This gives everyone the wrong impression that Iura stole Motoko’s boyfriend or something! Iura is forced to say he prefers girls. Sengoku? And him too. Accidentally he says that when he comes in and the whole thing gets even messier and confusing. Would the issue be solved if he gets a girlfriend? Can a figurine be counted?
* Iura is late for school and runs to school in cliché fashion with bread in his mouth. He bumps to Yoshikawa who is also doing the same. What a bummer. Ishikawa too but he is eating onigiri. Oh, Miyamura has more ‘class’ as he is eating meat buns. The quartet is shocked to see Sengoku late but he claims he is early. Did they not get the message? They only have classes in the afternoon as the morning session the middle schoolers are visiting. Sengoku is here only for student council duties. Feeling so relieved, they wished they had enjoyed their food.
* Iura spots Kitahara lost and asking for directions. As he hides, Ishikawa gives him the directions. Too bad the girls call out to Iura hiding and give him away. It gets awkward for Iura as Kitahara spots his senpai. Iura panics and yells at Kitahara only to be whacked by Yasuda for being rude. I hope this doesn’t traumatized Kitahara. Kithara asks the girls if Iura has a girlfriend. They giggle and wonder if they should respect Iura’s wishes. Because Kitahara needs to go back after lunch and can’t join them, he isn’t impressed seeing Iura’s relieved face. Yasuda takes it from here and for the first time Iura couldn’t be more thankful to sensei. With Iura being exhausted from all this, the rest then put the pieces of the puzzle together that he might be gay for him. Iura is going to go crazy…

Episode 6
* The guys are having a sleepover at Sengoku’s place. However it is so small and cramped, Sengoku is having trouble where he should sleep! Miyamura is already sleeping like a log. Eventually with a little discussion, they thinks Miyamura and Sengoku should share the loft space. A bit cramped but they can fit in. At this point, Sengoku gets curious to know what is underneath Miyamura’s shirt. And as he is about to do that, Iura sees this and misinterprets the whole thing! Sorry to bother! I guess trying to explain just trying to take of his shirt only made it worse. Eventually Ishikawa suggests moving the table so they can have bigger space. Yeah, why did they not think of that!
* Next morning, everyone is awake except Miyamura. Sengoku and Iura jump on him, curious to know what is underneath that shirt. At this point he is awake and gets scared with this seemingly gay actions. Luckily he manages to get out and excuse himself to the toilet. Sengoku then bugs Ishikawa about Miyamura’s secret. By the time Miyamura returns, the rest laments about his case of bazooka shooting out of his solar plexus. Thank Ishikawa for covering you.
* In class, Sengoku has another idea to get Miyamura take off his shirt. On pretence to change into a warmer jersey, Miyamura is unaware of this plan and goes ahead. However Ishikawa to the rescue once again as he makes a distraction. Sengoku falls for the bait and by the time he looks back, he is already done changing. Sengoku then asks Miyamura straight on what he is hiding on his skin. Miyamura takes it the wrong way and excuses himself.
* On a cold day, Sengoku walks home with Remi. I guess after many hints and he doesn’t get it, she finally tells it to him to hold her hand. There. Warm enough? As they walk holding hands, now she gets greedier and wants a hug. He gives her one. A kiss? Nope! Not going there.
* Hori and Yoshikawa see Sengoku leave with Kouno. They thought it was odd at first but who cares, right? Until Remi asks them if they have seen Sengoku because she’s supposed to be with them. Then it hit them as they panic, trying to hide the truth. Even Ishikawa and Iura are surprised to see the duo at the café together. Could it be Sengoku is cheating on Remi? Too bad Sengoku busts them and admits today he doesn’t intend to walk home with Remi. Iura teases to expose but that scary face will have him keep that secret not to tell Remi. The entire outing is for Kouno to get premium cookies for Remi is she did well in her test. Though, Remi claimed she wasn’t motivated by material things and she eventually did well, Kouno shares the cookies with her. Don’t bother sharing with Sengoku because it’ll mean less share for them. Kouno is so mean!

Episode 7
* Kouno is shocked at a manga’s plot twist. Too bad it continues next week. She can’t wait for it. When she goes to the bookstore to get it, it is all sold out. Despair. However it seems Yanagi bought the last copy and he is happy to give it her as he claims he bought it out of boredom. Grateful, somehow she notes he looks like a character in the manga. She thought he felt weird but actually he thought she thinks he is effeminate. Kouno and Yanagi seem to bond closer because of the manga. However she tries to keep her distance so as not for others to get the wrong idea.
* Yoshikawa reads a manga whereby the characters swap genders. Then she starts to imagine her friends swapping genders too. This also has her think if she too swapped genders, how would she used the bathroom. Can she just do use it? As Yoshikawa is at the library, she remembers she forgot something and this causes her to shout aloud. This startles Yanagi coming in, dropping his books. She helps pick them up and their hands touch. His hand is cold while hers is warm. When she meets up with Ishikawa, she tells him about her cold hands so it’s like some sort of challenge as he claims his is colder and puts his all over her face?! She notes despite his hands are cold, but when with her, they warm up.
* Miyamura notices Sawada being bullied as b*tches throw her scarf outside the window. Miyamura then tells off those bullies and it sure made them mad. Sawada explains how she was ostracized because of her different opinion. She thinks Miyamura doesn’t understand since he has his own friends. Miyamura claims he didn’t beg to have friends. He advises her to ignore them and if they come begging to be friends, she would have won.
* Sawada puts up some recruitment poster. How did she reach such a high place on the bulletin board? Sengoku and Remi understand her plight but they want to take it down. In that case, Sawada sits on his shoulders to remove it. Then he brings her to the main entrance because this is where many will converge and will notice the poster rather than at a secluded spot. Sawada thought this was only reserved for seniors but no rule ever said that. Sawada is grateful for their help. Back in class, a few classmates thank Sawada because thanks to her poster, some are interested in checking the club out. But they wonder if she has connections with the student council since she was able to get it done so quickly. Just friends.

Episode 8
* Yanagi lost his contacts on the floor so Ishikawa is helping to look for it. Sengoku couldn’t come at the wrong time and angle because it looks like Ishikawa is prostrating to Yanagi as though he has done something wrong!
* Not sure why Hori gets mad when Miyamura is able to call Yanagi by his first name so casually. Because she wants to do it too? Yanagi is waiting for the bus home but it doesn’t show up. It is a cold day too. Then this weird play by Remi acting as a stranger to flirt with him while Hori protects him? Turns out it is to buy time so Miyamura could buy snacks and drinks for all of them to keep him company as he waits for the delayed bus.
* The friends learn Yanagi seems to have a problem waking up in the morning. He claims some supernatural event destroying his alarm clock that prevents him from waking up but we all know better. So the friends suggest calling or texting him to help wake him up. Next day, his alarm did ring and Yanagi did shut it off. However the clock is upside down so he thought it is still way too early and goes back sleeping. And when the friends call, he hangs up! Eventually he manages to get up. He doesn’t need their help and can do it on his own. But little does he know, his alarm clock is busted…
* Sengoku wants to be friends with Yanagi but is too scared. Ishikawa points out if he acts more like Iura, things might work out. So uhm, tickle Yanagi? After being forced to try it, Sengoku wants to test it on Ishikawa first. Yeah, Ishikawa felt molested! Stop! It gets worse when Miyamura gets the wrong idea of him being a pervert. Sengoku scolds him but now they think he is a bully. So as the rest tease Sengoku, Yanagi doesn’t think he is that kind of person. Wow, they look a lot like friends. Miyamura continues to mention Sengoku the pervert so this has him blow his top and starts scolding him. Yanagi notes they get along so well.

Episode 9
* Yasuda fell asleep despite many attempts by Terajima to wake him up. This allows a few girls to mess with his hair. When he goes to class and berates them about their bad grades, it isn’t because his students are in shock of his words. WTF he is sporting short twintails?! Everybody trying to telepathically wish for someone to ask him but whoever that brave soul is soon chickens out. Yoshikawa is running late and enters class to see this. She starts laughing, causing everyone to break into laughter too. The cat is out.
* Yasuda confronts Nakamine about taking the key to some room. He claims he didn’t but apparently he forgot it was in his pocket. Turns out he has also many other keys he thought he lost! Is this some sort of magic trick?! A whole bunch of keys from his pocket just drop out! But that important room key is now missing…
* Yoshikawa sees a line of dropped keys. All coming from Nakamine. She sees his pocket has a hole and offers to sew it. As she does so, a jealous Yasuda and Ishikawa are watching outside. What is the meaning of this? Eventually when she is done, it seems she wants to touch his hand. Ishikawa can’t take it and starts banging the window. Later he learns she was just trying to read his palm. Care to have yours read? He wonders if she has read palms of others. Not many in particular. Good. Because he doesn’t want others to think she is weird. She takes it the wrong way.
* Yasuda thinks the guys are doing something dirty in a class. Something that is bigger the better? Hold on to your horses. They’re just admiring some cake they brought. So as he confiscates it and lectures them, the guys change topic and want to know where he lives. Even giving their opinions about his uninteresting girlfriend whatever. I guess all that was a distraction since he lets them off the hook. Even manage to have him look after the cake till they get back. Uh huh, he puts it in the science prep fridge.
* Not sure how but Sengoku and Hori fell asleep in a room and now they’re locked in! Sengoku’s batteries are dead. Hori is awake and she is furious. Luckily her phone is working so she makes a call. Once Yasuda opens the door, they immediately bolt out to the toilet. Then he lectures them about this. But isn’t it his fault for not checking before locking up? Anyway, Yasuda thinks something illicit is going on behind them and wants them to strip so he can test! Luckily Terajima will not approve of this. She lets them go and will have a long talk with Yasuda. Next day when Miyamura learns this from Hori, he is more worried about Sengoku! Did anything happen to him? You bet Hori is furious! What is the meaning of this?! But what’s this? Yasuda telling her that violence is not the answer? Oh my. He has changed and now like Buddha! Is this what Terajima’s lecture can do?! Scary. Hori so impressed! Too bad Yasuda returns to normal the next day.

Episode 10
* Ichirou Watabe is obsessed with Miyamura?! Snapping pics like him like there’s no tomorrow! Apparently he is the only other guy who wears glasses and he finds it cool. If that isn’t weird, wait till you realize Hori could smell Watabe’s scent on him and she doesn’t like it! Miyamura then calls Shindou over and wants him to close his eyes. He won’t say he will do. Oh sh*t. Eventually he sniffs him like Hori. Don’t find any difference. Watabe continues to take pics of Miyamura in action. This gives Ichikawa the creeps so he asks if he is in love with Miyamura. It goes beyond that. Even if Miyamura has a girlfriend and a friend from other school, Watabe continues to be impressed. Later, Hori is so mad that she is almost a psychotic killer! Although there are other guys’ scent on him, Watabe’s scent is the strongest and she doesn’t like it! OMFG! What’s her problem?! He hugs her to calm her down. He notes he can’t tell if she hangs out with other guys or girls. In other words, how can he tell if she is cheating? If she does, she’ll tell him! What the…
* Miyamura and Hori are fighting. The former feels he isn’t wrong and won’t apologize. That earned him a slap. But did he hit her back? She snapped so hard and banged her head on the wall. Hori complains to the student council. The simple solution is for her to apologize since she was at fault. They fear what will happen if Miyamura stops caring for her. Worrying. But Hori still mad! The duo are still at each other in class and it is tiring out Ichikawa and Yoshikawa. Eventually he goes to talk to her (after she skipped class because she is sulking) and despite he is very nice and polite, she remains arrogant and haughty although she admits her wrong. She must be really embarrassed despite all her tantrums, he continues to smile and repeat how much he loves her.
* With Miyamura’s usual clothes in the washer, he wears a hoodie to school. Iura thinks he wants to become like him and tries to teach him to be as hip. Unfortunately Hori warns him not to become like Iura. Later when Hori sniffs his hoodie, this makes Miyamura on his guard. He keeps his distance. Next day when he wears his usual clothes, Hori smells it and is happy to have her familiar Miyamura scent. He admits the hoodie he borrowed from Shindou since he left it at his place. After she notes his scent is her favourite, he kisses her. I wonder if she can remember tastes too…

Episode 11
* Sawada bugging Miyamura about Hori’s favourite colour. It’s for Valentine. Better tell her or she won’t leave! In school, a classmate asks Sawada if she is friends with the seniors. It seems she is interested in one of them and wants to give her chocolates for Valentine. Imagine to Sawada’s shock it is not Miyamura or Ishikawa or even Sengoku. It’s Iura! WTF?! Apparently this shy girl can’t go talk to him directly and hopes Sawada would be the intermediary. As she doesn’t know if he likes chocolates, Sawada doesn’t mind going to ask him. So when Sawada does so, this shocks everyone. Are you sure this is true?! Yeah, Iura having his hopes up that Sawada wants to make chocolates for him. Until she puts on that disgusted face that she isn’t and leaves. Poor Iura so confused! But the guys are relieved. Order is back. Sawada then tells her friend so they go shopping for some. She is nervous that in the event if she can’t give to Iura, maybe Sawada can accept them.
* Hori confiding in Kouno on the kind of chocolates to make for Valentine. It’s a secret so don’t tell anyone. She lends a recipe book and back home Hori gets started. Meddling family members please leave her alone. Once done, she lets them try. Souta finds it bad! There goes her morale. But the rest tastes them and find it is okay. So it all depends on the person taste. Sorry Hori, it’s not so clear cut whether it is good or not. Hori goes back to Kouno but she’s getting a little hysterical to get some true answers. All Kouno can say is that the taste does not matter. Miyamura will be happy to receive anything she makes.
* Miyamura is giving obligatory chocolates to both guys and girls. Then he asks Hori to come to his place after school. Miyamura then serves his cake for Hori. Happy Valentine’s Day. Because he didn’t know how to wrap it, the reason he invited her here. It would be more suspicious if he went to her place. This only makes Hori more nervous because she was so absorbed about her own cooking, she wasn’t thinking on how to wrap hers either. So she just gave hers to him and of course he likes it. But she notes that since Miyamura put his heart into this cake, it tasted like happiness.
* Sawada sees her friend and it seems she failed to give Iura her chocolates. She laments Sawada helped her so much and went through all the trouble. Sawada then tells her to give them to her. It won’t be a waste that way since she promises to eat it all. She does so as Sawada also gives her chocolates to her. Though, it is obligatory. But her friend says it is not and rather a friendship chocolate.

Episode 12
* A flashback of Kyousuke and Yuriko during their high school years. They’re pretty close but not looking like they’re dating. Until one day a girl confronted Yuriko to stay away from Kyousuke. He tried to tell that b*tch off and was even going to hit her. Yuriko told him a man should not hit a woman. But then proceeded to slap that b*tch! Because she’s a woman so it’s an exception. And yeah, so that slap on Miyamura’s face by Hori warranted this flashback, huh? Poor Miyamura, the slap is now starting to hurt a lot!
* With Kyousuke accusing Hori of gaining some weight after a bit too much of mochi, she tries to prove otherwise by wearing Souta’s shirt? Too bad dad has called Miyamura here and he sees this cutie pie. Embarrassing. It leads to dad and daughter having some loud argument.
* Hori accuses Souta of making a mess but the latter claims he is going to clean up. Not believing him, they soon start arguing and with Kyousuke and Miyamura being dragged in and siding Souta, this makes Hori pout as she doesn’t want the guys to touch her! That’s her only line no matter what the guys do to pacify her. Don’t touch me. But she’ll allow Souta to touch her.
* Souta wants to play some pretend spaceship. Step out of this mat and you die! Miyamura wants to play so much! Yeah, cold hearted Hori pushes him out and then becomes the evil captain just to teach him about life? What a cruel woman. Souta then returns and smacks her head for revenge. Oh dear. Hori is mad. You’re dead meat this time.
* Souta helps around the house but when he is washing the utensils, Hori scolds him because it is dangerous since there is a knife among it. This makes Souta sad as he cries and seeks solace in big bro Miyamura. He advises both of them nicely and now what? Hori too starts crying? Oh man, he has got to console both of them now! Later Miyamura again tells Hori that he should’ve told Souta in a better way and tone. She says she doesn’t like it if he isn’t on his side. On the contrary he is. Because he too gets mad if she does something wrong. But sorry, he’s not going to yell or smack you!
* Souta is going to read to his family about what he wrote about his family since the teacher liked it. So which family member he wrote? Miyamura. WTF… This is so awkward…

Episode 13
* Since Hori is sleepy and they’re almost late for their graduation day, Miyamura takes the liberty to do Hori’s hair. To her shock, buns?! Well, I guess it’s the only thing he knows how to do and besides, doesn’t she look cute? She thought she looks weird but soon all the girls in class are saying how cute she is. She’ll allow him to do her hair next time. But next time she does his hair, she uses the iron and puts some braids on.
* Sengoku and Kouno are packing up the student council office. Sengoku had a hard time putting up a heavy box on the cupboard but the other guys easily take it down, undoing all his efforts. With almost everyone else coming in with some heavy box, this makes Sengoku sad that nobody else is weaker than him! Until Yoshikawa comes in with the heaviest box. Sengoku tries to help. Well, barely. Hey, at least everyone else admits they can’t carry it themselves.
* We see this weird perception of Hori as she meets and interacts with her friends. Until one day she dropped her phone underneath Miyamura’s seat. Not wanting to bother him, she tries to get it herself. But soon he noticed and picked it up for her. And that was the first time they found each other. She narrates about the destiny that would have brought them all together no matter what they have done. Long before, she was too shy to make eye contact with Miyamura. But now they can laugh and even touch each other. They don’t know what the future holds but they know they’ll be there for each other. It feels they can go anywhere they want.
* One early morning, Hori calls Miyamura to come over. Yeah, 4 hours late… He think she is mad but turns out she has her hair cut short! She thinks she looks like a boy and even more so he hesitated to say she’s cute. He too would like to cut his hair short. And now they both sport the same short hair and Kyousuke thinks they’re breaking up. On the contrary! Maybe Kyousuke would get one himself but definitely won’t let his daughter do it!

Tattered Pieces…
So are we truly done with this series? Are there any more chapters left out? Well, I don’t know. Because are we getting another season since the manga has already ended back in 2021? Maybe not enough chapters for a single cour but what the heck, it’s not like I am a fan of this series to begin with. Maybe a few OVAs to milk a little bit more of those extra bucks…

Seeing this season adapts missing chapters from the manga, obviously the story will not run in a linear fashion or related to each other and would most likely be standalones. I’m pretty sure you can see it in any chronological order and still be not clear which event happens first unless you’re a hardcore fanatic of the series and have memorized every chapter (I think you can Google and search for its order if you so wish to watch it that way). So the good news is that casual viewers can just hop in and watch without having to follow any sort of story. Light bite size fun. Although each episode follows a certain theme (as hinted in the episode’s title). They’re mostly pretty random and it feels like some sort of an extension of the first season. Or rather, some additional bonus material. But if you’re hoping to see something more and some sort of progression between the characters, then you’ll be sorely disappointed.

Personally, the jokes and skits are a hit and miss to me. More misses than hits, if I should say. Like I said, I am not a fan of the series so when they make some sort of joke or the punchline, I don’t really get it or find it funny. There’ll be question marks popping up on top of my head more than anything else. Some were a riot for example that episode being Iura mistaken as some sort of gay. Yeah, that one was pretty fun. Oh sh*t. Am I saying that I find gay jokes funny?! Am I fond of gays or a homophobic?! But yeah, if only every other episodes were like this, I would have had a much more enjoyable time but alas it is not.

Character wise, they’re mostly the same people we know from the previous season and not much changes. Still got to note the vastly different personalities for our titular characters. Yes, Miyamura is very nice, polite and soft spoken whereas Hori likes to blow her top and is very aggressive. I guess this is one of those love stories where opposite attracts. In a way, it makes them both slightly annoying. Miyamura who is an only child seems to be a pacifist and loves to take part in the weird activities of Hori’s household. Sometimes it makes him look like a retard. Too strong a word? Maybe child-like. Okay, so that at least is understandable. But for Hori, it’s like she has no more restraint in her emotions and would love to lash out whenever she gets the chance. She is so feisty and short tempered that it makes her somewhat annoying. I know, both are trying to challenge the typical stereotypes that tattooed persons are bad while smart and pretty girls are proper. Yeah, if they switched bodies, then normalcy is preserved. But who are we to say? It’s their lives and if they are happy being so, so be it.

The other supporting characters also are rather okay and have their moments to shine. Some more than others. Like Iura who continues to be the series’ joker and Sengoku I feel like he is some sort of meek bully victim despite being the student council president. I think he allows it for everyone to tease him since he doesn’t fight back. But other than that, the rest are pretty basic and nothing really much that stands out. Whether it is Ishikawa or Yoshikawa, Remi or Kouno. Even if Sawada has even way less appearance compared to the other characters, but at least hers showcased an important factor that she managed to make a friend of her own. But no clues on whether Shindou still failed his exams and will once again have to stay back another year.

Personally, I find this season’s opening theme, Shiawase by Omoinotake to be weak compared to the first season. Oh I don’t know, maybe the singer’s voice sounds a bit gay. Furthermore, the tune doesn’t sound anything special. At least the ending theme, URL by Ami Sakaguchi sounds a bit livelier and while I may not like it very much but I’ll still choose to listen to this than the opener. But the more interesting one is special ending theme for episode 7, Dokuro Ninja Konoha by the duet of Kouno and Yanagi. Yeah, sounds like your song for ninja themed animes! Oh heck, I think it would fit sentai shows perfectly too.

Overall, I still maintain my first season’s sentiments that this season also feels as mediocre. Sure, some funny moments but that is not enough to change my mind entirely about the series. I am only guessing that hardcore fans of the series would enjoy and appreciate this and would welcome this season as extra material that did not make the cut the first time round. Otherwise, just another ordinary series for other casual viewers and especially those who did not watch the first season but jumped directly into this might be confused about the characters and their peculiar relationships and interactions with each other. So was it a good thing to animate omitted chapters from the manga? Oh I don’t know. There are so many memories, bits and pieces in my life I couldn’t remember. It’s a good thing it is that. For better or worse. No wonder my life so incomplete. Even more so without all the average and disappointing animes I have watched through the years.

Hyper Speed GranDoll

In a faraway planet in another galaxy, a young child is placed by the parents into a special pod. Possibly the last surviving member of the race. Reaches Earth. Being taken care of by good people till the child grows up and learns the powers and responsibilities within. Well, sorry if that sounded like some origin story of Superman because nope, they did not turn it into anime. Instead, this is the basic premise of Hyper Speed GranDoll. Ah yes, not exactly Superwoman material and close to being a hero. In fact a big ditzy klutz. Of course, her past starts to catch up with her and her enemies are going to wreck her normal life to get what’s theirs. And as always, reluctant superhero must choose to take up the mantle to protect and continue living such a peaceful life.

Episode 1
Well, it couldn’t be cheesier for college mad scientist Kouichi to propose to Miki at the park. But yeah, she accepted his love. Then as he makes his oath on a star, is it them or is the star getting bigger? Oh sh*t! It crashes near them! Well, well. Looks like that star actually contains a pod with a little girl. Like any parents, they take her in and raise her like their own child. Many years now, Hikaru Amagi is a lively teen. Clumsy too. She tells us her favourite stuffs. And her 3 sizes too. Oh wait. That’s a secret. Damn. She goes to school with her best friend, Haruna Saotome and since they’re late, use this weird jet contraption to fly there! 100% attendance protected but they crash into Narasaki who is Hikaru’s senpai crush and in the tennis club. Not that he minds. He got distracted by the new tennis racquet. Meanwhile Peos has located the whereabouts of the royal armour. To retrieve it, he sends this mecha dude, Garbiggi (garbage b*tch WHAT?!). As Garbiggi stakes out Hikaru at the tennis club in stealth mode, he is going to fire on her. Of course Hikaru’s clumsiness activates her own self-defence mechanism that blocks the shot. This makes Garbiggi think she is on to him so he backs down for now. That night, Hikaru dreams of Gran Knight who tells her she must fight and apologizes she can’t continue to live the peaceful life he hopes for.

Next day, Hikaru meets Haruna at the amusement park. It’s a setup by Haruna since she lets her be alone with Narasaki. You bet they’re going to have a fine time together. Yeah, she is willing to miss her favourite anime for this ‘date’. When she gets lost in the mirror attraction, Garbiggi confronts her to hand over the armour. She thinks this is such a cool special effect so Garbiggi attacks. They land out on stage where a sentai play is going on. Garbiggi can’t believe this retard is the princess and takes her hostage to lure the real one out. Is this all part of the show? Because Garbiggi fires and causes damage! Sigil drops in to fight her comrade. There is no chivalry in taking hostage! As they duke it out, Hikaru sees Narasaki unconscious from the blast. She becomes mad and won’t forgive this. Gran Knight then tells her to call him. Doing so allows her to don the armour known as GranDoll. She returns to fight Garbiggi and obviously her arsenal is better than his. Eventually the wining blow is from a move called Shining Breast. I KID YOU NOT! So much about that garbage b*tch. Gran Knight then temporarily appears before Hikaru to tell her if she is ever threatened, just call his name and he’ll be there. Back on the ship, Sigil chastises Peos for not providing her with enough info. Because of that, the mission is ruined at the cost of Garbiggi’s life. If it was her, she would have already gotten it. We’ll see. As Hikaru writes in her diary and ponders what is happening to her life, all is well since she has a great day with Narasaki.

Episode 2
Sigil was once a slave of some religion but thanks to Friedshalf who freed her, she now serves him. She is now tasked to retrieve the royal armour. Hikaru and Haruna can’t stop running (late to school, what else?) because of their cursed shoes? Well, Sigil is fast enough to dodge and put a stop to this farce. Gee, Hikaru in love with her already? As it turns out, Sigil is a new transfer student in Hikaru’s class and all the boys are hounding her! Can’t stand the attention? Sigil contacts Peos as he reminds her to succeed this infiltration mission. Don’t want to make Friedshalf mad, do you? Soon, she calls Haruna to the rooftop to challenge her. If she wins, give the armour. Obviously Haruna doesn’t know what she is talking about as Sigil chases her all around. Until Hikaru opens the door and she slams into it! Ouch. She wakes up in the infirmary with Hikaru by her side. Seeing her warm touch, Sigil believes that Hikaru is the princess whom she is actually also looking for. Can’t believe this airhead is actually Princess Shaina of the royal Gran Naas family. But Sigil soon feels conflicted because in this place, she is not a prisoner and feels free. As Hikaru invites her to her house, Sigil sees a dragon toy which is actually the crest of the royal family. Then Sigil has this weird vision with Gran Knight who claims she seeks him because Friedshalf gave her freedom. However he points out Friedshalf is the evil one as he was the one who destroyed the royal family 10 years ago and is once again seeking his own ambitions. Sigil does not believe him and gets mad. Well, she destroys part of Hikaru’s room. So as Hikaru is sad about this, her parents come to tell the truth that she is not their real daughter. Well, she already knew! Anyway, 10 years ago they took her in and treated her like their own child even though she is a princess from another planet. So you bet they’ll do anything to protect this family.

Peos mocks Sigil for her failure and as much as she wants to kill him, she can’t. It’s her weakness. But Peos has come up with a sneaky way for Sigil to win the next time. Sigil is conflicted at first but she remembers she has a duty she must complete. And so Sigil takes Narasaki hostage (so now she’s resorting to this evil?). Hikaru doesn’t want to fight her but eventually is forced to as she transforms. But the sight of Hikaru bears so much like Shaina so Sigil gives up. Peos curses this waste so he takes everything into his own hands. Uhm, going to use his ship to blast all of the town?! Because Hikaru blocks the blast to protect the town she loves, Sigil too can’t let her bear the burden and joins forces. Gran Knight then advises Hikaru to power up as she transforms into a higher gear. Gran Aggress? She deflects the blast back at Peos. Oh sh*t. Better run! In the aftermath, Sigil isn’t happy because why the f*ck did she help her enemy? Hikaru doesn’t think so and notes down all of her good qualities and the way she helped others. She wants her to stay with her and be happy. Too bad Sigil plays hard to get and runs away. Hikaru patches up Narasaki and bids farewell. So I guess lesbian love > senpai love.

Episode 3
Peos turns into a chicken and tries to flee. Too bad here is Friedshalf and he looks mad. Peos begs for another chance so Friedshalf fires and destroys his ship! SERIOUSLY! But good riddance. Friedshalf is in despair that Sigil has not returned. Speaking of her, she is outside Hikaru’s house? Come in. She looks pretty confused and all. But you bet the girls bond over bath and now they’re like good friends. Wow. So easy. As they sleep together, time for Sigil to reveal she is in love with Friedshalf. She was all alone and had nothing until he saved her. Then she asks if Hikaru remembers anything about her planet. A flower garden. Some shiny rocks. Some star. And yes, a huge fire! Really? Suddenly Hikaru’s parents barge in because it’s all over the news right now. Friedshalf making his announcement for Shaina to hand over the armour or the whole Earth will burn in 12 hours! Hikaru is willing to do that to save her friends but Gran Knight advises her not to. Doing so not only puts Earth but the entire universe in danger. Sigil is in shock over Friedshalf’s actions. She escapes to return to him. Next day, looks like everywhere is an awful lot peaceful. Yeah, damn humans think that broadcast was a prank! As Hikaru is in a dilemma on what to do, here comes Narasaki to talk to her. Hikaru reveals she is an alien but he isn’t laughing. He thanks her for helping him and this gives her the encouragement to do what she needs to do. Looks like his confession will have to wait. So how will Hikaru get to Friedshalf’s ship? Don’t worry, dad conveniently created a rocket booster overnight for her! It destroyed the house during launch but it’s a small price to pay and better than a destroyed Earth, no!

Sigil confronts Friedshalf but he has her fight him via sword. Yeah, remember those days he taught her so? Sigil wants to believe in him but is willing to stop him if she needs to. Friedshalf dares her if she can kill him. Hikaru crashes in. The guards want to fight her but Friedshalf tells them to back off. They are no match for her armour. She questions why he wants to armour so badly. Well, all that freedom has caused the planet to be lax. Hence he feels the need of a dictator which is of course not surprising, himself. A new hero who bears the royal armour. Hikaru then recognizes the sword. It belongs to her royal family. And yes, he admits he was the one who started the revolution and killed her real parents with it! Yeah, so that fire memory… This is when Hikaru remembers fully what happened as Gran Knight apologizes for the fake memories implanted since she was too young to understand. Hikaru will not allow him to further destroy the things she love. As they fight, Sigil gets in the way and gets stabbed. Friedshalf in despair and blames Hikaru. Realizing he is no match for her, like a true villain if he cannot get the armour, he might as well die and take the whole Earth with him! He fuses with his ship. A barely alive Sigil reminds Hikaru to protect and with that, Hikaru levels up her armour and destroys the ship. She still wants to save Sigil. But it seems she would rather go and die with Friedshalf. Goodbye :’(. A great explosion but it is hinted the armour absorbed it. Hikaru wants to believe that Sigil is alive somewhere. Yeah. In heaven maybe! Strangely, Hikaru’s parents are here to pick her up. Don’t tell me they made these special suits too? And they brought Narasaki along?! WHY?! I guess he wants to confess to her. Well, sum up your courage. Because in space nobody can hear you confess. Sorry, bad pun… Oh well, going back to straight love since lesbo love didn’t work out…

The Princess Within: Discovering Your Royal Inheritance
Well, that was pretty okay. I don’t know it could have been better but with only 3 episodes, how much can they flesh out? After all, this OVA was created possibly to promote the game of the same name. That was way back in 1997. You feeling old now? I know I am. But yeah, with only 3 episodes, it feels like it needed not much nonsense or fooling around and everything gets straight to the point. From the first episode being introductory, the second episode being rival turned (almost) friend and the final episode to just settle everything once and for all. No need to beat around the bush with all the side distractions that would have lasted a typical cour. So while it leaves a lot to be desired, but at least it got to the point and everything ended in a happy note. Earth is saved. Hikaru’s original planet continues to revel in freedom now that the self-proclaimed heroic dictator of the future is gone. What more could we ask for? I suppose there is also no reason for Hikaru to return to her original planet since she won’t know anybody there. Earth is much more fun! Besides, her favourite anime doesn’t exist there!

So as the story is pretty basic and straightforward AKA nothing much or special, the same can be said about the characters too. Once again, it leaves a lot to be desired but I guess the whole series is just to feature Hikaru awakening to her role and duty. She needs to step up to it if she wants to protect her life on Earth. That is about it. We give her a free pass because she’s being cute and kawaii as a ditz. Don’t we just love anime dojikko? Furthermore, I believe it is the power of the armour that does the job for her and not Hikaru herself. All she needs to do is just call out the name or the special move and voila, nobody can beat this ultimate move. After all, it is said that the armour is indestructible because even in the event if Friedshalf destroyed Earth, the armour will still remain intact! Oh wow. Now I know why he wants it so bad. But I have got to say that despite its invincible tag, I’m not pretty convinced seeing it looks so flimsy when Hikaru dons it. I mean, really? More like sexy armour and it leaves certain parts exposed. You sure this thing is indestructible? Oh wait. Where have I seen this armour design before… Oh sh*t, is this not Saint Seiya or something?!

It could have been much better if things were fleshed out between Sigil and Friedshalf but I guess we don’t have enough episodes for that. So we’re just given a gist about their past and that’s about it. Just a reason to tell us why Sigil is so damn loyal to this conniving bastard. He’s not your white knight in shining armour to say the least and serves his own selfish interest. But damn, she still remains loyal to him right till the end. Oh well, don’t want to make that lesbo relationship come true! Anyway… Friedshalf being your typical one-dimensional villain all for the sake of plot convenience and typical clichés that we have seen countless times everywhere. Trying to make us feel sympathy since he still has some feelings for Sigil but oh well, at least they’re still lovers in death. Now they can be part of the stars of the universe! Sorry, bad joke.

As for the other characters, they just feel minimal and nothing much. Like Haruna who exists to be her best friend and to tell us Hikaru didn’t turn out to be a lonely outcast. Then there is the typical senpai love interest. Also to show that as a normal girl, she too has a guy her age she likes. Thanks to Hikaru protecting the world, this confession can now happen! Any time now, Narasaki… Point to ponder, if Hikaru and Narasaki get married and have kids, doesn’t this mean Hikaru’s royal bloodline continues? Hmm… Kouichi and Miki feel like comical characters since they’re so lively and sporting all the time. And you thought mad scientists are all mostly gloomy and doom-like persona, no? Yeah, being a super mad genius scientist also screams plot convenience because aren’t such talents coveted by the government or aliens? Oh well, don’t want to steal the limelight from Hikaru… Then there is Peos who is annoying because he is arrogant and always talks big. It’s a good thing he gets killed off and didn’t even see the light of the fight because I can’t imagine how easy it will be a victory for Hikaru. Yeah, speaking of Garbiggi, I feel he exists only as a test model to showcase Hikaru’s power when she awakened to GranDoll.

And who this Gran Knight dude? Dunno. Could be Hikaru’s real dad’s spirit or something. I don’t know, super confusing. Speaking of the confusion, I thought Peos was Gran Knight in disguise and perhaps he was playing the villain to hide his true identity. Why did I say that? They’re voiced by the same person (Akio Ootsuka)!!! So it confused the hell out of me as I started pondering why Gran Knight and Peos sounded so much alike. Are they the same person? Well, from what I’ve seen, it isn’t. But I can’t help that there is this small possibility that Peos isn’t dead and hence this theory of mine could be true. After all, we all think of him as dead but now he is freer to play his Gran Knight role. Yeah whatever.

Speaking of voice acting, is it me or do I find Hikaru’s voice to be just way to shrieky? Oh I don’t know, especially when she gets all excited, her pitch gets higher which feels a bit annoying. Not sure, she is voiced by Junko Iwao who is more recognizable as Tomoyo in Card Captor Sakura. But she also sings the ending theme, Sotto Chikau Shunkan Toki which isn’t all that bad. Doesn’t have all that shriekiness to it. Yeah, I love those retro vibes of the song too. Other casts are Yuko Miyamura as Sigil (Asuka in Evangelion), Hikaru Midorikawa as Friedshalf (Lancer in Fate/Zero), Toshiyuki Morikawa as Narasaki (Tousen in Bleach) and Haruna Ikezawa as Haruna (Mao in Kimikiss Pure Rouge).

As for the art and animation, what else more is there to say? Really dated animation style and design as you can right away tell that all the characters come straight out from that era with such typical looks. Though, I have to point out the uncanny resemblance of Kouichi to Evangelion’s Gendou. Sorry buddy, you look more like a joker version of that guy! While the overall quality is rather okay, but some scenes do look like it has reduction in quality especially those fast action scenes. But it doesn’t break the entire anime. Oh right, got to mention the fanservice bits. There are but rare. Only the early moments of the final episode did they spam some bare tits of the girls in the bath. I never expected that after 2 episodes of paltry transformation fanservice which feels like nothing in today’s standards. I thought Sigil’s sexy pose in the initial moments of the second episode was the best it could do. Oh well, now I know why Hikaru has her ultimate move that bested Friedshalf called Shining Breast! Just kidding. Maybe. This series was done by Zero-G Room who did Shadow Skill and the OVA version of Master Mosquiton.

Overall, this retro OVA is rather okay. It’s not that I liked it very much and at the same time I don’t really hate it. I wasn’t bored and at the same time not really impressed either. My fence sitting answer is getting too boring these days. It was entertaining in its own right to say the least. After all, there are way much more worse retro OVAs and even more so, obscure ones out there so this one at least has subs and I suppose it is not that all bad. I don’t know which one is better, coming across and watching more crappy garbage animes or somebody telling me I belonged to some ancient royalty and need to take up my role and responsibility for the sake of the world. Either way, I know I’ve been scammed.

Jitsu Wa Ore Saikyou Deshita

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore. With a name like Jitsu Wa Ore Saikyou Deshita, it is damning proof that the current anime trend and season is now flooded with all sorts of isekai shenanigans. Uh huh. With the title obviously stating that the main character being the strongest, oh yeah, you know what the deal is going to happen. Loser guy in real world dies, gets reincarnated as an overpowered main character as approved by God who does some obvious dumb mistake for some reason. Claims to do things for his own selfish reasons and to protect that interest of his but his actions are all typical heroic strokes that further pushes him up the heavenly pedestal in the eyes of others. Yes, the isekai trend is still going strong and the strongest of the genres, people!

Episode 1
You know the drill. Some hikikomori loser scorned by society dies in his room. Not surprising, hot goddess babe pops up to tell him he has been selected for reincarnation and will be given overpowered skills in this new fantasy world. You bet he is going to accept this sweet deal to relive his peaceful life. Born as Prince Reinhardt, the royal family is pleased. But when a mage takes his magic aptitude, his level is very low and has only barrier magic! For fear of embarrassment, the king abandons his own child and just to keep this a secret. Poor Reinhardt is left to fend for himself in the forest. Meanwhile it is revealed the goddess made an error. Like always! Because this world’s magic cannot go more than 3 digits, guess what his level 1002 looks like? Yup. Oh, she forgot to give him some elemental powers too. A giant wolf tries to eat him but luckily his barrier saves the day. When he uses his magic about to drop the cliff on her, Flay gives up. She wanted to eat him to replenish herself but seeing he is so powerful, she decided to give up. In order not to be viewed as a loser, Reinhardt refers himself as Haruto (since this German name is so hard to pronounce) and is the Demon Lord reincarnate! Flay now wants to be his master. Since Haruto is hungry, he wants to suck on milk? Flay turns into a hot woman form but she can only produce breast milk if she is mating. Uhm, you expect a baby to have sex with you?! Luckily this human, Gold Zenfis passes by and is willing to give some milk. It seems he lost a baby child and for whatever reasons, cannot accept the abandonment of this one and will take him in. Since Flay cannot leave her master, Gold is willing to accept her as their attendant. And for 9 years, Haruto is living in Gold’s household that includes his wife Natalia and little sister Charlotte. Strangely, Charlotte is fearful of Haruto but not Flay. Natalia hopes he won’t hold it to heart since Charlotte has no boys around her age to mix around. The plan is for Haruto to sneak away and that’s why he has studied some magic and created a life-like robot in his image. But today is not that day as Gold has him train with the sword. Surprisingly, Haruto can dodge like a pro and even his attacks are powerful. As Haruto continues to wonder about his magic level, Gold talks to Natalia and suspects he may be a demon. It could be the reason why Flay follows him. But strangely, he has no horns or tail. No matter what, they promise to give Haruto a happy life.

Episode 2
Gold returns with his men, all mostly injured. It seems they have been ambushed by bandits despite taking precautions and making well preparations. Haruto cannot stand this sight so he goes to secretly heal all of them! Wow! Miracle! It doesn’t stop there. He uses his surveillance to pinpoint where the bandits are hiding and then flies over there with Flay to force info out of them. It seems they are soldiers from the neighbouring country with a mission to disguise as bandits and cause mayhem. But with the border security so tight, how did they get in? Ah yes, an accomplice. Someone who wields more authority than Gold. Since that is all they know, Haruto thanks them by telling Flay to burn everything down! No mercy! So as Gold receives news of this mystery, he thinks it is Flay’s doing. However Charlotte has a different thinking. She confronts Flay and asks who Haruto really is. Because last night she saw them flying out. Then she went to check on her brother and saw him sleeping in his bed (his clone). Flay gives the story that he has a very awesome aura. Because she can’t reveal more, Charlotte now follows Haruto everywhere he goes. But each time he tries to talk to her, she runs! Isn’t that cute? One day, Natalia and Charlotte are to leave for some annual festival in the city. Their carriage gets ambushed. The bandits has goals to kidnap them. Mother and daughter run but it seems someone is telling Charlotte and giving her directions where to go. In a cave, Natalia leaves Charlotte there to go find help. However bandits surround her. Natalia is resorted to taking he own life but luckily Haruto has arrived. You bet he is mad! DIE! Charlotte then confronts him and wants to know if he is that mysterious hero of justice (as explained by mom). Well, Haruto plays along with it. Yes I am but please keep it a secret. Charlotte is impressed and is willing to lie to father to help him. Well, okay. Whatever. As Gold asks Haruto for his opinion, he manages to give hints that there is a rat within the empire. Gold thinks it must be that woman making her move. But a huge surprise because now Charlotte takes a liking for Haruto. She hugs him and loves him! Oh my! Oh well, as long as she doesn’t hate him, it is okay. Apparently a new rival for Flay…

Episode 3
Charlotte sticking to Haruto like a leech. Well, better than hating him. Learning that he is studying ancient magic, Charlotte guides him to the library where there are books about it. This leads him to talk about anime. Little girl so impressed she wants to watch! And WTF he sets up his old account here on this TV to let her watch some anime?! How is this even freaking possible?! Anyway, she doesn’t know Japanese but damn, after a few hours, she masters the language?! They’re lying to us Japanese is an easy language!!! Anyway, you bet Charlotte has turned into an otaku nerd! Next anime please! So much so, Haruto imposes a 3 hour limit per day and damn, she’s so depressed! One day, Gold and his men set out to find and exterminate the bandits. This has Charlotte asking why Haruto doesn’t join them. Yeah, you guessed it all those heroes of justice anime has influenced her. With those innocent doe eyes, you bet Haruto cannot disappoint her as he does his own transformation scene into his own hero of justice. Is this Code Geass rip-off? Since she wants to see him in action, he goes to find the bandits and beats them up. Then he stumbles into Gold and his men who want to know his goal. Haruto makes up whatever and leaves. Charlotte impressed as always and so Haruto continues this charade until he earns the nickname, Black Knight. As Haruto has completed his clone, even Charlotte can’t tell the real one. Too bad this clone also acts like him because he doesn’t want to do his bidding! Soon, a visit by Princess Marianne and her very arrogant and cocky Prince Laius. Laius thinks Haruto is scowling him and wants to duel. He looks down even on Marianne’s advice to not shame himself as he thinks of her as just a political marriage tool. Haruto obliges and takes a beating at first (don’t worry, he infused himself with armour). But with ‘permission’ from Laius to fight back, Haruto shows his true colours and whips his ass. Care to surrender now? Marianne asks about his true level but Haruto says it is what it is. Haruto is left to wonder if his real parents are looking for him. Why? They abandoned him, right?

Episode 4
It’s already tiring enough for Haruto to play a hero of justice. And now Charlotte thinks Flay is his partner? And Flay is more than happy to play the part? Oh well… Next time they go kick bandits’ ass, behold Black Knight and Crimson Knight! Yeah, Flay getting way too violent to burn those motherf*ckers! One night as Haruto does his usual surveillance, he sees strange hooded men doing something shady with a magic circle. He goes to ask them but they attack. That’s their answer. But whatever monsters they summon, Haruto easily turns it all against them. Haruto then interrogates the leader and threatens to bury all his men alive. He reveals they are the unit under the queen consort and their mission is to assassinate Charlotte. Oh dear. It is believed that Charlotte’s magic will surpass her one day and once that happens, the kingdom might be split if Charlotte has Gold’s backing. You bet Haruto promises to give his mom hell. Laius and Marianne are friends with Haruto and Charlotte? Well, okay. Laius suspects Haruto may be a demon, at least those born between a union between a human and a demon but of course he doesn’t have horns or a tail so things are still confusing. As the kids visit the wheat field, Haruto takes this chance to talk to dad. Hypothetically he asks what if the queen is out for Charlotte’s life? Gold then realizes the impact of this. He believes her aim is to annihilate them. Obviously they can’t just eliminate her. But if she was gone, the kingdom will be in turmoil. You see, the king fell from power and many nobles tried to take his place. It is only the queen who kept it all in check. If she dies, a civil war will spark. 2 years before Haruto was born, Gizelotte was part of the king’s army who went on to vanquish the Demon Lord. She was hailed a hero and became known as the Flash Princess. They married and became popular. But now she is trying to take the kingdom for herself. Unless someone more powerful shows up. As Gold isn’t fit for politics, he believes someone cleverer would usurp her one day. That person is Charlotte. Hence Haruto vows to protect Charlotte until she is old enough to become the queen. Knowing that she will come meddling again, perhaps it’s time for a reunion.

Episode 5
Gizelotte is not amused with the recent failures. She knows Charlotte will become a threat and thinks of taking out that meddling Black Knight herself. Well, speak of the devil, he is here! Gizelotte shows how powerful she is by using several magic. However as we know, nothing beats Haruto. He easily subdues her even in a sword fight. Then he places a slave collar on her. Try to rip it off and there goes your head. He tells her to stay away from the Zenfis family if she knows what’s good for her. Until he deems her no longer a threat, the collar stays. And just like that, the queen is defeated. Because 5 years of peace have passed. But sorry, Charlotte still an anime otaku. Or maybe worse. Gold is stumped but thankful the threats on Charlotte’s life has stopped ever since but can’t help wonder what happened. Gizelotte has disappeared from the public and everyone thought she wore the collar as fashion but soon questioned if she could ever take it off. But oh well, nothing to do with them, right? You think Haruto could return to his hikikomori life but wait! Gold wants him to attend the royal academy. Yeah, school is the most hated thing from his previous life. Well, actually the king personally recommended him. In fact, Marianne was the one who proposed it. Oh, did he mention Laius is going to be in the same grade too? Yeah, so do your best and make friends. Even more so, Gizelotte may be plotting her comeback using Marianne so you know just in case. Since Gold has done a lot for him, Haruto accepts. However he can bring an attendant. It can’t be Flay and sorry mom, you can’t tag along! Haruto tries to get his clone to take his place and as expected, he refuses. Sure, he might put up an act to get expelled to show the king erred in his judgment but Haruto himself can do that too, right? The clone wants his hikikomori life too! Man, clone throwing a tantrum. Eventually the clone is forced to take his place. Haruto retreats to his secret cabin he has built at the lakes to enjoy his hikikomori life. Yeah, Charlotte comes here to watch anime too. Since it is a pain to travel here, Haruto now can uses teleport magic. However he has never tested it on a live subject. Flay suggests his clone. Uhm, that thing is alive? Anyway, his clone even refuses to do it, knowing his guinea pig intentions well. This makes Flay mad as she hops through and brings him over. See, it works.

Episode 6
Haruto still needs to go find his attendant. He stumbles upon a nearby village run by skeletons! Oh, they are the skeleton army summoned by those hooded men back then. They now pledge their allegiance to Haruto. Led by Johnny, they have also taken in stray monsters to stay. Damn, this place is huge and the irony that the undead growing food?! Haruto thinks Johnny is a nice and loyal guy fit to be his attendant. Only, he talks too much! And those damn skeleton jokes… Then there is also Gigan the golem who was also part of the hooded men’s summon. Well, a gentle giant and she’s acting like a maiden in love! Obviously too big to be his attendant. Leave it to Charlotte to call this new town Pandemonium. Anime influenced, right? Gold tells Haruto about some wounded blue dragon was seen entering their kingdom’s borders on the run from some hunt. Fearing this might cause the dragon to go on a rampage, he hopes they can scope the situation. Haruto and Flay drop in to save the dragon from the pesky hunters. At first the dragon is puzzled why Flay is obeying a human but after hearing the touching story, she understands. So the Demon Lord back story still stands? She then talks about her circumstances. As she hates fighting, she didn’t join the war between demons and humans. She secluded herself in the mountain for 300 years ago. Wow. You bet Haruto is going to love this next level of hikikomori! One day an adventurer dropped a book. She read it and found it fascinating. To feed her curiosity, she turned into her human form to sneak into a human settlement to steal books to read back in her cave. But then the adventurers found out and they attacked her. She was forced to flee her home. She accepts Haruto as her master for saving his life. And now she will be called Liza. Yeah, a lazy naming from blizzard dragon… Despite in her loli human form, sorry she’s no Kanna! Flay tries to assert she is Haruto’s #1 servant. But Haruto takes a liking for Liza as they both fly off together. Flay runs like hell to keep up with them. Won’t lose!

Episode 7
Liza is introduced to the rest of the family and they welcome her warmly. Now as a maid, Flay tries to teach her how to do her chores. Guess what? Flay is clumsy with everything while Liza excels in everything after learning it the first time! Yeah, Flay is already forgotten as Charlotte becomes best friends with her. This is when Haruto realizes Liza is the perfect attendant for him but when he sees how close Liza and Charlotte are, he couldn’t bear take them apart from each other! Soon, Charlotte becomes depressed because her favourite anime has ended. And then Haruto drops the bombshell that he will be attending school next week. This has Charlotte call an emergency meeting with her Round Table comrades! WHAT?! It consists of Flay, Liza, Johnny and Gigan. They too are in shock to hear Haruto attending school. So what’s so bad you may ask? Well, Charlotte has seen too much animes on high school. She asked Haruto about it and in short, he doesn’t have pleasant memories of it and calls it the most dangerous place. It doesn’t help when the animes tell of some secret evil student council. Yeah, there’s going to be some magic battles. To help Haruto in this, Charlotte has the ladies gather info while Johnny and Gigan further expand Pandemonium. Liza wonders if they should consult Haruto first but apparently he shall not be trifled with such small matters! But of course later Liza goes to report to Haruto as he thanks her. However Liza still believes in that evil organization at school and is all confused. Haruto then plays along that he has been acting in secret all along. This is a chance for him to make her his attendant for school. Case solved.

Episode 8
Laius might have changed since his meeting with Haruto but he is still cocky. He has worked hard and trained himself but feels he is still way behind Haruto. The reason being he wants to know why he is so strong. As for Marianne, it is hinted she has a crush on Haruto. The siblings discuss about the weird cultists in school, Church of Lucifyra. It is actually a new cult disguised as a branch of the state religion, Church of Mija. They have extremist ideologies and worship the demon and their influence is spreading throughout the kingdom. Recently they have the idea of overthrowing the monarchy and there are nobles joining and funding it. They feel that their mom may be behind this and trying to use Lucifyra to achieve some goal since she is now on bad terms with the king and the cultist will definitely exploit this. Speak of the devil, here comes Gizelotte. She still instil fears in her children as she tries to strangle Marianne, thinking she is looking down on her because of the collar! And then she wants Laius to find out all about Black Knight and report only to her. Laius has no choice but to obey. He fears he might get Haruto involved in something terrible. As Haruto and Liza prepare to embark to the royal capital, Flay is in despair. Please reconsider to choose her! No way. Poor Flay. At the outskirts of the capital, the duo see a bison chasing down a stagecoach carrying civilians. Haruto dons his Black Knight attire to the rescue. But first he sees Irisphilia trying to distract the bison but gets owned in the process. Haruto easily takes it out and heals her. With everyone impressed with him and even more so he doesn’t expect payment or even further hurt the bison, Haruto refers to himself as Shiva the hero of justice! So he is going with that name? Irisphilia wonders if they will meet again. Who knows? After a tiring day at the capital, he returns to his cabin as Charlotte suggests they all eat out at the capital. After that, Charlotte wants to date him. Haruto is surprised. A guy like him being invited on a first date?! Hey, nobody thinks they are siblings, right? Besides, they’re not even blood related. But oh yeah, date it is! They have a nice time and at the end of the day, bump into Irisphilia. She finds Haruto familiar although he pretends they never met. She then rushes off as Charlotte feels something strange about it. Haruto notes this since Liza too had the same feeling of her.

Episode 9
Learning there is an entrance exam to take, Haruto decides to take it himself and fail! Well, he doesn’t even know what some of the questions are so he just simply answers. But for those pertaining his barrier or ancient magic, he passionately writes away. Hey, can’t make it look like he is failing on purpose, right? Next is the magic aptitude test. He is taken to see the school director who is a loli. Yes, Tearietta Luseiannel is another eccentric and quirky one. As Haruto places his hand on the orb, it explodes! Haruto is happy thinking that breaking the orb will have him expelled. But Tearietta is impressed! It means the orb cannot contain his magic and his power is way off the charts! Also, she likes his answers because it’s so unique! Especially the “I don’t know” ones! Apparently this is all just a setup so she can invite him to join her as partner in her research. Obviously Haruto will not take the bait. So Haruto failed in his bid to get expelled. He leaves the rest to his clone. After the entrance ceremony, he bumps into Schneidel Halfen, the cocky student council vice. Actually, he calls out to Irisphilia for not acknowledging him. Too bad she is bad in reading the mood. He further calls out to Haruto for the same. He runs so Schneidel fires his magic at him. Haruto takes a hit but is still okay. To escape, Haruto fires his magic gun and runs before Schneidel could exact another punishment. Back home, Haruto tells this to his original self. And then soon gets a letter requesting for a duel. He cannot turn it down nor lose on purpose if he knows what is good for him. Haruto then sees Irisphilia heading towards Schneidel’s residence alone. It seems she wants him to cancel the duel because all this was her fault in the first place and nothing to do with Haruto. However that won’t do so Schneidel has her strip and dance naked. She obediently does so and of course Haruto won’t further tolerate this. Shiva moves them to another dimension. He tells Irisphilia not to be so naïve and to go home. Then he goes to deal with Schneidel. Naming all his sins, he puts on some magic curse on him. If he tries to take it off in any way, it will hurt even further. He will live with it until he atones for his sins. Schneidel is returned to his lackeys (who are obviously trying to hide their laughter seeing him in pain).

Episode 10
To Haruto’s surprise, many students are praising him for teaching Schneidel a lesson. Yeah, everyone is talking about him! What could be worse than that? Tearietta still bugging him to join her lab! But it gets worse. Laius and Marianne are also here. They all argue over Haruto to join their club. OMG. What’s happening? They think Irisphilia is also here for the same but Haruto sees this as a chance to escape. He takes her hand and runs away. I guess that’s his choice. So long, losers! Later Irisphilia asks Haruto if he is the same person yesterday. Because she couldn’t feel any magic from him (the clone) yesterday. He then asks if she is a demon but thankfully she is human. Also, it seems she wants to be friends with him as she has none. After all, she keeps bumping into him and it must be fate. She tells of her past whereby she has been abandoned many times. It could be that she isn’t good in communication. Well, Haruto believes he is not the right person since he himself has no friends. However her logic dictates that they are both the right people for each other to learn how to communicate! He then thinks he can use her to get out of school. Seeing that she is joining the research lab for ancient magic, he will join her too. Meanwhile Flay talks to Liza about the previous Demon Lord whose goal is to have demons and humans coexist together. It could be that he lost to the Flash Princess on purpose without even putting up a fight. By sacrificing himself, he would be reborn as a human and try to change their attitude from within. But the irony that he would be born from the womb of the woman who slew him. He might have lost his memories during reincarnation to prevent himself from turning ruthless. This leads to her revealing the Demon Lord’s old name: Irisphilia! Haruto takes Irisphilia home to get acquainted with Charlotte and then after that fill in some paperwork to enrol in the research lab. Wow. This much to write?

Episode 11
With Haruto in the median class and the professor giving another test, he thinks of failing this to get expelled. But with the questions so easy and even those he used to teach Charlotte, maybe he’ll just answer some correctly and get 60%. Oh well, the class did so bad and the average is actually 20%! Haruto is once again the star! Yeah, this has him advance up to the top class where Irisphilia and Laius are in. Damn, the duo fighting for his attention? But they also have to deal with their eccentric teacher, Oratoria Belkam. It seems she has taken a liking for Irisphilia and Haruto and wants them to join her research lab. Sorry, got to turn this one down. And then some sub-elements lesson which of course I don’t really freaking understand. But Haruto is able to give an excellent answer about some hidden properties. This has Oratoria really impressed that he could be some sort of genius and really wants him to ditch Tearietta’s lab for hers. Gotta say no again. What a tiring day. So he lets his clone join Irisphilia to gather at Tearietta’s lab. But why is Schneidel here too? Apparently the pain was unbearable so he came to her for help. Obviously she turned him into a guinea pig to do all sorts of experiments on him. More mumbo-jumbo on this magic thingy. In the end, the difference between modern and ancient magic is that no one today can wield the latter because they must be higher than a certain level. She interrogates Schneidel who did this to him and from his description, Tearietta put the puzzle pieces together that Shiva and Haruto are the same person. Yeah, notice the coincidence that they show up in the same area? Now she is bugging Haruto (and foaming in the mouth!) for all the juicy questions. Luckily here is Shiva! It’s a good thing the original heard it all. He reminds Schneidel to call off the duel if he wants this magic off him. Obviously he agrees. Tearietta thinks she has bind Shiva with her magic but he easily breaks out and binds her with a stronger one. She is still haughty and unapologetic. Until of course she needs to go to the toilet. Okay, I’m sorry, please let me go now! Better hurry to the toilet before the damn bursts!

Episode 12
Tearietta holds a welcoming party for the newbies. Her assistant, Polkos explains he was once her teacher. But then she started to show her genius at a very young age. After she done all that she could at home, she enrolled in this academy and he was tasked to look out for her. Eventually she never needed his teachings to begin with. Irisphilia gets drunk and all over Haruto. But nothing lewd. Hopefully. Meanwhile Schneidel is upset that all his plans are for ruined. Students will soon find out about the cancelled duel and he has went as far as to side the Lucifyra to ensure his father becomes the next king. To prevent this, he summons his special assassination squad to kill Haruto and the rest of Tearietta’s research lab. Obviously Haruto has been watching this and won’t allow this. So when the squad arrives, they are stumped the building is surrounded with an unbreakable barrier. Then their members keep getting kidnapped by suspicious doors and clones of Shiva popping up, which is of course their kidnapped members. With the real Shiva popping up, he forces everything out of them. Then he confronts Schneidel who hasn’t learnt from his lesson. Maybe he needs a punishment? Schneidel denies but there is video evidence of his plot. Desperate, Schneidel injects some syringe that turns him into a monster! Is this going to be our big epic finale fight? With Charlotte wanting to save him, Haruto puts up an act and even that spoof Gilgamesh move from Fate/Stay Night! Swords descending from the sky to slice through Schneidel and turn him back to normal! Unlimited Haruto Works! Well, at least Schneidel is no longer a threat and now a caveman retard. Flay and Liza continue to gather info from the capital. As Round Table meets again, Charlotte believes Schneidel is a puppet for a hidden student council who is further controlled by an evil organization. Sure, Haruto can deal with it all himself but they don’t know where the base of the evil organization is and that could be a burden to Haruto. Hence it is time to move in as they will infiltrate the academy. Charlotte also renames Round Table to Camelot. Of course Haruto is watching all this but ponders if what Tearietta said about an evil organization lurking in the academy is true. Also, he can’t shake the feeling that Gizelotte is behind this. For now, he will watch over Charlotte and co diligently so he can continue his peaceful life.

Kekkaishi: Unlimited Barrier Works
Eh? Uhm… Wait. Is that it? I mean, did they miss out airing another final episode or something? Let me check. Nope. Just a dozen of episodes. And no next season announced too. Hmmm… So… WTF THIS UNSATISFYING ENDING?! Oh heck, I won’t even call it an ending. It just ends like that?! WHAT THE HELL?! And you thought the series wasn’t going to get any worse or better, then they pull off one of the most unsatisfying ways to end a season just like that. How can we not be so angry! GRRR!!! No wonder I feel like I want to become Flay and just violently burn everything down!!! This is unacceptable!!! NO WAY!!!

Obviously I wasn’t putting much hopes on this series in the first place. It is after all isekai and having watched tons of it in my lifetime, I don’t think there is going to be any sort of real difference. Hence as I expected, the story itself seems meandering. I feel there is no real plot whatsoever as each episode stumbles its way through the season. I mean, what else can there be? Haruto already so overpowered since birth. The first half showcases his brilliance and genius in using magic that surpasses everyone’s expectations. Whatever threats that come to be, Haruto easily neutralizes them. Then the second half gets weirder because, high school time! Oh yeah. Looks like kids still need to attend school even in the other world. Another round of the plot meandering about. Sure, there is the curious underplot of the church and Gizelotte’s plotting revenge. But all that feels undermined and underutilized. What a waste because all we see is just Haruto fumbling his way through school. He wants to flunk but it always backfires spectacularly as he continues to be a student. Is this some sort of running joke? Is God playing a cruel prank on him? By the time he is successful in finally failing, he would already be graduated! OMG! It would be so funny that I can’t even laugh!

The characters felt like mostly nothing burger. Take our Haruto for instance. Your typical cliché main character who is overpowered as f*ck. Wants to live his dream and ideal life but the more he tries to make that happen, the more he gets dragged into whatever shenanigans because of the thought that he should just play along with it in hopes that it will yield the desired outcome at the end of the bigger picture. Good luck in trying to achieve that. Sure, he has got his own secret cabin but it feels more like some sort of getaway summer villa than his own personal hikikomori man cave. Making him even more confusing is his clone. They are so alike that I can’t tell them apart and I sometimes get confused! So perhaps it is his running joke that his clone always gets into sh*tty situations especially now that he is enrolled in the academy. Such a great achievement to create an exact doppelganger. But now it’s like arguing with himself over the things he doesn’t want to do. Yeah, either way, Haruto still has to do it! Original or copy!

Because of this penchant not to let many especially his little sister down, hence this cosplay as the hero of justice. Now, where have I seen this whole getup before? Oh right. In this light, doesn’t Haruto look like a discount version of Cid from Kage No Jitsuryokusha Ni Naritakute?! OMG. The similarities are almost uncannily similar. Guy wants to live a peaceful and quiet life. Away from the crowd and society. Prefers to dwell in the shadows. But when evildoers run amok, he dons his superhero outfit and starts acting like a typical chuunibyou. No enemies can best him as he comes out tops and with style! OMG. Do you not see how similar they are?! So is Haruto actually truly the strongest? Well, I’m just going to say that everybody else is just damn weak!

Charlotte feels like she has no business being in this anime except for the role of being and looking cute. That is all. Whatever geniuses and potentials she is said to have in the future, that is all just speculation. Because right now, all I can see her is just an anime addict! Thank goodness she is such a cutie pie or else all of us would’ve cringe and vomit with this cringe. So yeah. Charlotte now having buranko complex and she’ll do anything for the onii-chan she obsessively adores. Otherwise, she could actually be done without in this series but then it will lose all that cuteness charm. Yeah. Then there is Flay who feels more like a joker than right hand (wo)man to Haruto. She’s a bit dumb and crude but we give her a free pass because she’s a hot furry. If you’re not a lolicon, perhaps a mature lady like Flay would appease you. But yes, she is more of a hindrance to Haruto than being helpful and it’s like her running joke. Completing this mini harem is the newbie Liza. If Charlotte exists for cuteness, Flay for comical purposes, then we have Liza for some honest goodness because well, she shows to be a lot more capable and earnest in her actions and words. But too bad like I’ve pointed out, she can’t hold a candle to Kanna from Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon!

Other characters also feel wasted due to the pace and direction of this season. It feels like the need to add more weirdoes into Haruto’s life. Such as Laius and Marianne, both have taken a liking for him and it’s just freaking weird to see these royal siblings fight over him. It also remains to be seen if the duo will actually become a puppet for Gizelotte whom I believe is still a great threat. Even with the slave collar on, she holds some influence at least towards her children. Who knows how deep her hatred and revenge for Black Knight (or is it Shiva now?) runs. All I know is that we definitely haven’t seen the last of her. Schneidel feels like the bad version of Laius had he not turn over a new leaf. Yes, another guy whom we will not see the last of and there is a probability that he might team up with Gizelotte to give Haruto a run for his money. But then again, we all know the outcome, right? Uh huh. I thought Haruto’s fight with Gizelotte would last longer but I was a fool to believe in that and just like that, she got overpowered and lost. Maybe next time? Yeah, Haruto’s pacifist ways to let his enemies live may come back to haunt him in the future. And I thought he was a bit different when he mercilessly killed bandits who tried to mess with his father or family. Oh well, that was before he became a hero of justice. Some stupid unwritten law that heroes aren’t supposed to kill or take lives.

Then there is Tearietta as the mad loli professor obsessed about her research. But yeah, I figure it is still way better than having a middle aged single woman who can’t stop b*tching about not having a man in her life and always getting drunk! I hope Oratoria is not that kind of woman either! Irisphilia is a curious one because the plot twist that she could be the Demon Lord reincarnate. It could all be just a big red herring because remember, she has communication problems so she may not relay her origins that well either. Yeah, it is all just a coincidence. Otherwise as far as this season is concerned, she feels like one of those retarded characters since she is unable to read the atmosphere although she is an honest person. So yeah, now Haruto can have somebody he can truly call a friend or someone who is similar to him. But that would defeat the purpose of him being a hikikomori, right?

That’s right. The irony that he wants to live a solitary life but ends up making more connections and building rapport. Haruto is going to be super famous one day. So it’s like a twisted cruel prank by God to tell him to be more sociable because if he is going to be the same hikikomori like in his previous sh*tty life, might as well stayed in that world. There is no difference of being an overpowered hikikomori in this world! A shut-in is still a shut-in and all that powers bestowed wasted. On a trivial note, seeing this magic level is only 1002, I guess it is safe to say that it is NOT over 9000! HAHAHA!!! And can I call this a harem anime because many of the characters here just want Haruto. The most eligible hikikomori bachelor!

The art and animation are pretty standard. Lots of cute looking guys and especially girls. But the colouring and hues may be a bit light on the side although that doesn’t break anything. But if all that including some of the character designs look a bit familiar, it is because Staple Entertainment did this and their only works so far is Kinsou No Vermeil. Now do you see why Liza looks so familiar because she looks a bit like Cheryl? Or Tearietta resembles Rin. Or Irisphilia could be Elena’s long lost sister.

In the voice acting department, such a pleasant surprise to hear Yuko Goto as Natalia. So has she already reached her quota of voice acting this year? I mean, the only other anime she voiced in was that sleazy fanservice filled guy-turned-doggie anime and even that she only had a cameo as a side character. Not to say Natalia is main character but it feels she had more lines this time. If you’re wondering why Charlotte’s cuteness has been ramped up like 100% more, it is because she is voiced by Atsumi Tanezaki who also voiced Anya from Spy x Family. Yeah, now I am seeing shades of Anya in Charlotte because they sound so similar. And cute! Oh hell, are they trying to turn me into a lolicon! While I recognized Ami Koshimizu as Irisphilia, Misaki Kuno as Tearietta, Yuu Kobayashi as Gizelotte (glad to hear that trademark psycho voice of hers) and Yuuko Kaida as Oratoria, the shocking one is Nobuhiko Okamoto as Schneidel. Is that really him?! His character had a lower voice for the most part so it never occurred to me. Even if I went back to listen to his lines again. Only in moments when he was screaming, only then I picked out it was him. Strange.

The other casts are Ayumu Murase as Haruto (Menel in Saihate No Paladin), Ayaka Shimizu as Flay (Misa in Val x Love), Wakana Kuramochi as Liza (Cuff in Shinigami Bocchan To Kuro Maid), Masayuki Katou as Gold (Demiurge in Overlord), Manaka Iwami as Marianne (Mahiru in Otonari No Tenshi-sama Ni Itsunomanika Dame Ningen Ni Sareteita Ken), Shinnosuke Tachibana as Laius (Tomoe in Kamisama Hajimemashita), Nobutoshi Canna as Johnny (Lancer in Fate/Stay Night) and Chitose Morinaga as Gigan (Umiko in New Game). The opening theme is Reset Life by Lezel. Weird lively rock piece and it gets even weirder with the opening credits animation having the characters do really chaotic and weird stuffs like, uhm, dancing?! Especially that group walking one. No wonder they’re wagging their fingers after that, “No! No! NOOO!!”. Heh. The ending theme is Himi Chu Pre-love Magic by Star Shiμ’ne, a generic denpa rock song. Cuteness level ramp up as we see chibi animations of Charlotte, Flay and Liza. So I take it, Irisphilia not part of the group? Yet?

Overall, this series is just average and in a way, disappointing. While it is not all that bad because of all the dumb funny illogical and typical isekai clichés from your dumb but lovable cute characters, it obviously doesn’t stand out from the rest of the already oversaturated genre. Making it worse is the unsatisfying abrupt ‘ending’. I haven’t seen such conclusions to a series for a very long time (Gangsta, Mahou Sensou to name a few). Otherwise, I’m pretty numb from all the average isekai animes that I watch in every season WITHOUT FAIL! For some reasons. And will continue to do so for many season to come. Yeah, my loyalty to isekai crap remains strong. So in this context am I actually the strongest? Nah. More like I am actually the dumbest for continuing to fall for this nonsense! :’(.

Spy Kyoushitsu S2

The last time our spy girls felt incomplete because a few of them didn’t get their own episode in focus. Don’t worry fans of Annette, Monika and Thea. Because that is why Spy Kyoushitsu S2 is for. Heh. I made that up but yes, that is what this sequel is going to be. Not far the other girls in Lamplight getting their own episode in focus while the rest doesn’t. Not fair, right? Oh right. The world is like that. This means I’m not going to place any hope to see them take down their greatest teacher. I mean, really. After all that I have seen in the first season, they’re not going to even come close to touching him. Even if they do, it won’t be plot convenience. It would be a damn miracle! Magnificent. But I have to ask how long should I pretend to delude myself with such nonsense?!

Episode 13
We see Thea’s side trying to take down Corpse. He gives them the run around but after Klaus jumps into the picture, he gets knocked out and captured. Damn, it was really that easy! C calls Klaus and praises that Lamplight is able to operate without him in command. However with Thea’s squad not responding, there is a possibility of betrayal and hence a search team might be formed. Klaus wants him to let them handle this themselves. So as the girls ponder how this happened, Lily of course wants to know why her room got blown up! Flashback to the day Klaus sent Grete’s side to catch Corpse’s aide. Although Thea wished them well, she was freaking frustrated that she wasn’t chosen. But of course Klaus had a special mission for her. Gathering the other girls, he told them they were chosen to catch Corpse. However he won’t send them to their deaths and hence a test. As long as they touch his hand, they win. Otherwise he will do this mission alone. Thea wanted to strategize together but it seemed nobody was interested. Hence this special mission from Klaus to Thea is to convince them to work together. It’s tough seeing it was the rest who kept the group together. Thea starts with Monika but she’s not interested and would rather do this alone. Erna? Wants to sleep. Annette? Uhm, acting like a child? Thea was warned by Grete that she has amnesia and doesn’t remember her time before coming here.

As Thea was about to give up, Klaus talked to her about she knowing Inferno a bit. It seemed someone from there saved her life, thus her inspiration to become a spy. Klaus recognized that person as Hearth, the previous boss of Inferno and a pretty stubborn woman but a direct person. Therefore Thea needs to be direct with the rest if she wants to make this work. After reading a note in Monika’s room, she realized Lily’s room was previously belonged to Hearth. She got the motivation to do this. After hypnotizing Erna and willing to play her big sister, she does the same to Annette although her guts warn her this is dangerous. She went ahead with it and got surprised her mind is nothing of that but a child. They plan how they’re going to best Klaus and when Thea was going to lure Klaus into the trap Annette set in Lily’s room, Monika completed the job! Because Klaus was handling animals, he had to wash his hands. She broke all the taps around the place except here. Because he needed to meet someone, thus the urgency and gave in to Monika. Monika also mocked Thea because all was part of her plan to let he babysit the rest as distraction while she handled Klaus. Soon, Lily’s room went boom. Yeah, bad luck Erna activated the trap. Wow, is that Klaus’ frustrated face I see? He even tells them to please work together. And now Klaus and his Lamplight girls are going to look for their team members. We further see Thea’s side after their successful mission bringing in Corpse. They were relaxing at a pool side when suddenly a woman hugs Annette from out of nowhere. She claims she is Annette’s mom.

Episode 14
From her name card, Matilda Barbet is a technician from Lylat here to fix a machine. She claims she and her daughter was travelling to the Republic in a train when it crashed. Matilda was taken to the hospital and with her daughter not around, she assumed she was dead. But now she is glad to see her again. Unfortunately, Annette has no recollections of mom as Thea tells about Annette’s amnesiac circumstances. Matilda pleads to at least have dinner with Annette tomorrow. Later that night, Monika seems to be suspicious why Thea wants to help Matilda. She claims she wants to fill Annette’s heart because what she saw then was emptiness. This might help Annette find a strong reason on why she wants to become a spy. Then they talk about Annette’s great memorization skills in which she can exactly duplicate an item after just seeing it once. An irony to the fact she cannot remember her past. Monika agrees to Thea’s plan but on condition that everyone else also attends the dinner. During the dinner, they notice several shady men walking around. Thea and Matilda get up on pretence to head to the toilet. They escape but are soon chased by thugs. Thanks to Erna’s bad luck in causing an avalanche to block their path! Later they call out Matilda about those guys. They are debt collectors. You see, when she arrived here, she got her precious toolbox stolen. Then she found out the thieves sold it to the pawnshop. Panicked, she borrowed some money to gamble to buy it back but obviously lost big time. Monika is not impressed and suggests dumping Matilda at the embassy and get over this. Matilda claims all she wants is to live peacefully with her daughter. Annette starts to remember something… NOT! Yeah, just trolled us? Thea promises to get the toolbox back.

Later Monika talks to Thea about risking too much for this task that doesn’t justify the rewards. After all, she noticed the city prowling with soldiers the whole day so something is definitely going on. She doesn’t want Thea to get injured doing this alone as this will reflect badly on her and thus she will help. Erna and Annette too. Thea and Erna enter the pawnshop of selling this toolbox in which Annette recreated from her memory. This shocks the owner and that guilty face says it all. Despite Thea’s seduction, he declines. But this is all part of the plan as the replica soon gets stolen. This proves the pawnshop and thieves are in cahoots as Thea has looked into that guy’s heart and could only see money. With the toolbox containing a transmitter, Monika tracks it to the thieves’ hideout and busts them. She also notes a whole lot of passports snatched as collateral. She lets Annette do the honours to take them out with her contraption. Matilda is happy to get her toolbox back although Thea apologizes she couldn’t find her passport. After Matilda spends some time with Annette, in the end Annette decides to stay with her fellow spies. But it was good enough for Matilda as she leaves. When they return, Thea is shocked to see Monika having Matilda’s passport. It has a different name, proving that she is a spy of the Imperial. She already smelled something fishy as the city was crawling with soldiers and if Matilda had her stuffs stolen, why did she not go to the cops? Monika will call Klaus to inform him about this. After all, they have a responsibility to hand Matilda over to the military.

Episode 15
Klaus and Lily go see Welter Barth of the military intelligence. Welter shows them what the military is after as well as advising Klaus to stay out of this because the higher ups are hoping he will fail and will use this excuse to disband his team. Klaus: Thanks for the advice. As he leaves, he notes a woman in the file resembling closely like Annette. Now we go back a few days as Thea stops Monika from making that call to Klaus. She doesn’t want to get Annette or Matilda killed. Monika will give them 1 day to think about it. Next day, Thea brings Annette to see Matilda. But Thea privately speaks to Matilda about knowing her as a spy because of that passport. This is when Matilda reveals she had to use her real name when she met her daughter. In fact, she became a spy after her husband died and her job mostly involved transporting funds. Having a daughter draws less attention as a spy. But she never imagined that crash that day. Despite all that, she truly wants to be with Annette. She hopes to quit once she gets back since she believes her side has already cut her off as she got no reply from them. Thea thinks how she could help Matilda and remembers her own past. Kidnapped and imprisoned, she was rescued by Hearth. She learnt Thea can read into the hearts of people and didn’t want to use her ability as it was creepy. But she allowed her to do so on her and Thea found her as a beautiful person. As Hearth took her in, she talked about the never ending war that keeps changing shape. Hearth didn’t want to be a spy because that can only save a certain group of people. She wanted to be a hero who could save more. This inspired Thea to become one like her. Because Annette wants to help her mom, Thea assures she will do all she can to help.

So that night when Monika was ready to kill Thea if she betrays Lamplight, Thea takes her to an alley to talk. She believes both of them are right and the option she is going with is to make Monika submit to her demands. This means, challenging her to a duel and winning. Pretty confident, is she? Of course it has to be unfair as Monika is the strongest Lamplight member. Thea has higher a couple of big thugs to beat her to submission. However does so gets his way with her body. Obviously horny men don’t think straight as Monika easily beats them. Thea has other tricks but Monika is craftier and gets the better of her. Thea is losing hope when Monika has her in her stranglehold. Trying to play the pity card? In her last ditch attempt, Thea kisses Monika and sees through her heart. This makes Monika angry as Thea reveals she now knows there is someone in Lamplight she is in love with, the reason she is against all this. Because by aiding the enemy, this will cause them to lose their place of belonging. Monika agrees to Thea’s suggestion but with a few conditions: Never bring this secret up to everyone, Matilda will be immediately handled over to the enemy if they figure all this out, and of course nobody must know that yuri kiss. Next day, all meet up with Matilda. Thea points out that at this point, it is no secret that Matilda must also realize that they are also spies. This means they are enemies. Thea makes a plea that she must retire as a spy and they will help her get back home. As they didn’t report to Klaus (thinking he would object to this), hence why Lamplight was stumped when they heard nothing from their side.

Episode 16
Klaus enters a crime scene that Welter and his men are investigating. A piano wire has cut up those passport thieves into mangled pieces that left it beyond recognition. However Klaus can also smell some tear gas. Welter thinks he knows something although Klaus refuses to say. Welter is hell bent in ridding the evil that is descending on this kingdom and needs all the info he can get. Klaus just advises him about not chasing a spy into the sea because this will give him the slip. Klaus returns to Lily and tells her their search for Thea’s group is on hold. He surmises the kingdom believes a group of spy is behind this incident but actually there is only 1 of them. And that lone spy is being helped by others to escape. I guess the cat’s out of the bag. We see Matilda happy that a guy is sent for backup. However he warns her that he is only here for a job and is also given the discretion to kill her if she screws up. Besides, he can smell blood all over her and that’s bad for a spy who is supposed to be undercover. Matilda goes on to crazily rant about meeting her daughter and her friends who are foolishly trying to help her escape. He asks if he loves her daughter and she says with a straight face she doesn’t because she’s weird. Matilda joins Thea’s side to escape by hiding in a container that will be loaded onto the ship back to her country. First, a bomb distraction to lure the guards away. But Monika knows it isn’t going to be easy because Welter is in charge here and he is a smart and sharp guy. So she becomes the decoy to lure them away. Wow, Monika can do bullet time and deflect bullets with her knife?! As the rest get going, Erna feels something bad and stops Thea from advancing, saving her from a sniper’s bullet. That sniper is Matilda’s backup who turns out to actually be White Spider of Serpent. He is going to take another shot but feels a deadly aura coming. It’s Klaus. Immediately he runs but the exits have been blocked off. Klaus chases him as he tries to escape. He then mentions about planting a bomb in a nearby hotel. Klaus calls his bluff but is he willing to take the chance? Klaus is forced to abandon this hunt to go disarm the bomb.

Thea has bribed a soldier to help them get to where they want. After doing so, she talks to Matilda because she sensed that she was going to kill the soldier. That is when Matilda shows her true colours about using them all to her advantage. She knows Thea cannot shoot her when one of her comrades calls her mom. As they part, Matilda asks Annette to join her but she would rather stay with her spy friends. In that case, she’ll give her toolbox to her. Annette has created a similar toolbox as parting gift for her. Klaus disarms the bomb and then waits at a manhole where Monika shows up as per expectations. Knowing about Welter’s pride to go against his advice, this is where Monika would end up. White Spider manages to escape this place as he further thinks back about Matilda talking about her daughter. In fact, she wasn’t her real daughter and found her in the dumpster. She took her in and thought she would be useful in her spy jobs. But as she grew older, she became weirder and incomprehensible. Hence her toolbox contains all those stuffs she used to whack her head until she forgets! And so as parting gift, that toolbox she left with her contains a bomb that will kill her. Klaus meets with Annette as they watch the container ship depart. When Annette talks and praises about her mom, she was referring to Thea! She calls Matilda a scumbag and knew her intentions when she revealed herself as a spy. The reason she didn’t hand Matilda in as there were evidence to implicate Lamplight. Hence the setup to let her escape was all part of her plan to assassinate her. Unknown to Matilda, they put her in another container that is headed for another continent. It will be a long journey and she will starve to death. Or, if she opened that replica toolbox which is actually her own toolbox, the bomb will kill her instantly. The latter happened. Killed by her own trap. Klaus talks about her codename as Forgetter being someone who forgets everything except themselves and all that remains is pure selfish ego to devote everything to fulfil all those urges. He points out her ruthlessness is her greatest weapon. He is proud of her. Annette hugs him and tells him the other reason she killed Matilda: when they first met, Matilda claimed nothing has on her has changed. How dare she! On the way home, Thea still feels frustrated so Klaus makes her feel better with words from Hearth.

Episode 17
Lamplight is a whole again. But Monika doesn’t want to join the rest with the revelries and excuses herself, much to Lily’s dismay (haven’t finished bragging what, my dear Lily?). Thea tells her to let her rest since Monika’s genius saved their skin many times. Of course Monika only notes that she is a genius in their perspective. Now we go back in time before their impossible mission. Grete was worried about Monika because Klaus said the next mission hinges on her success. So she talked to her about being a dropout in her school. Monika’s answer was that she got bored. If things get tough, she’ll give up and get out. Monika’s next mission was to extract info from an engineer named Jordan Cupca as he worked at Endy. First she saved his son, Mattel from bullies. Because he got awed by her skills, he wanted to learn to be a spy like her as he aspired to be a soldier. As she taught him, he asked about her dreams. None. Puzzled, she gave him examples like if he had talents in other areas, would he still become a soldier? And even if he did become a soldier, what happens if he ended up in the bottom pile? As she followed him back to his home for food, we see more of her past. Born into a family or artists, unlike her siblings, her art was just pretty average. Nothing special. So she thought of becoming a spy. She seemed to excel in it until that fateful day her instructor, Heidi told her off she wasn’t even good. Especially those without fire in their heart were nothing more than garbage. Ever since, she started doing things half-heartedly.

Monika has drugged Mattel and then searched the rooms. She found secret documents of hideous human experiments at Endy. When Jordan came home, she confronted him and knew he wanted to defect and she can help him in that. However a couple from the counterintelligence came to take Mattel hostage as they call out to Jordan. They know what was going on as one of their spies were taken out (by Monika earlier in the day for tailing her). Although he plays dumb, they won’t fall for it and beat him up to spill the beans. Monika at this point would leave Jordan to his fate as she has got what she came for. That’s the right thing to do as a spy. Bye, sucker. But of course, her conscious kept telling her to fight and flashes of her Lamplight comrades never giving up to take down Klaus. Mattel tried to fight back but the weak kid couldn’t do much. And since Monika is still here, the answer is clear. Monika returned and destroyed the light source. However the enemy had wire abilities and laced the area with it. Although Monika got caught, she then threw her rubber ball and hit the enemy. She thought it was a lucky shot but all of them? Turns out Monika is a genius in calculating the trajectory and all. In the end, she took them out and gave the family a new place to hide. Mattel inspired by her, vowed to become like her one day. Monika returned and Grete was impressed with her feat. She asked again about her answer of being bored. If so, why did she continue to stay with Lamplight? She liked the faces here. And now, Monika is awakened because the others blundered again in trying to take down Klaus. What will these hopeless fools do without her? When Monika has an idea, everyone is all ears and excited to listen. Klaus remembers his meeting with Guido and Heidi about some recruitment exam for Inferno disguised as a special training exam but it has been 10 years none has passed! How can anybody pass if the par is set to be better than Klaus?! Heidi noting a certain girl with extraordinary talents but it all won’t matter since her heart is frozen. But Klaus noted people can change and it is that transformation that makes them magnificent.

Episode 18
Monika listens to Thea complaining to Grete about yet another failed ‘perfect’ plan to seduce Klaus. Well, all Monika has to say, is Thea really good in seducing people? Oh yeah, that sure hit a raw nerve! But soon, Sara comes asking Thea for advice as she has received a love letter. Dominic Maura wrote one after he saw her playing with a puppy at a pet café. She replied and turned him down but soon more love letters came. Stalker now? As Sara is not really sure about her feelings and that she hasn’t met Dominic yet, as she is also toying with the idea of falling in love like Grete, Thea suggests to go meet Dominic. Of course the entire Lamplight gets involved as they help turn Sara into a magnificent lady. They spy from afar as they meet Dominic who is a real hunk. The date goes well and nothing suspicious. Later Thea purposely bumps into Dominic to peek into his heart. Later as she tries to tell Sara, the rest comes back with revelation that they have done their research that there is no such person named Dominic Maura. This is actually a conman named Tarik Pupke and he dupes inexperienced girls into falling in love with him. Then he pretends to be in financial distress and the girl will steal money from her parents for him. But why is he after a poor girl like Sara? Right now, some of Lamplight girls have tailed him to meet up with his buddies. Yup, bad guy doesn’t hesitate to badmouth Sara’s dumbness. It seems Sara’s puppy is quite intelligent and he plans to take it and sell at a high price. You bet Lamplight want to teach this guy a lesson for toying with Sara’s feelings but Sara doesn’t want them to. She blames herself for being stupid enough to fall for this trick. Obviously it won’t end there because Thea has a better way of getting back at this dude. She is going to make this guy fall in love like never before.

As a dolled up Sara meets up Dominic, everything is set in place. Thanks to a special medicine by Lily, this guy starts to see all the good points in Sara. He invites her to his place and she agrees only with a condition that he tells the truth about everything. After she spills the beans about his true identity, he tries to deny. Despite all that, he claims he has really fallen for her and to prove it, will tell everything. Thea notes about peeking into Tarik’s heart and knows all his desires. She lets us know she was kicked out of her school because she had too many relationships with both men and women. But because she wanted to become like the spy she admired, she had to train endlessly to charm and manipulate others. Therefore when it comes to matters of the heart, she is the best in the game. Now that Tarik has confessed everything, Sara reveals she has recorded everything and will hand it into the police. He tries to stop her but Klaus stops him. Don’t you touch her. Sara thanks him for falling in love with her for just a while but notes there is already a man far lovelier than him. She goes out with Klaus like a real couple, leaving Tarik in full despair. Though, Sara is puzzled it was supposed to be a cross-dressed Grete to do so. Thea filled him in and took over. She can add this dating experience to her list. At least in the future when she falls in love, she doesn’t have to be afraid. With Tarik getting arrested and all his past victims coming to speak out, Thea revels in her greatness. Now she gets confident her next move will bring down Klaus. We all know better… This involves having Grete wear a Playboy bunny outfit to seduce him. It’s mating season. Come into her arms! WTF?! Sorry to interrupt but Monika has to point out something… Those boobs aren’t her size actually. Plan magnificently failed just like that.

Episode 19
Annette brags to her Lamplight girls that she has got a part time job. It is all because she ran out of money while making some machine and Klaus suggested her this diner. As the girls confronted Klaus about it, it seems this mission working as a waitress is to check on this diner that was in a middle of some drug issue 2 years ago. Although it is now clean, Annette is to also help check if they are still operating that way. Everyone is worried about her so Klaus suggests 2 of them will go help check on him. Lily and Erna drew the short end of the stick. Yeah. Bad luck. Oh, Klaus is away for a mission so he can’t really help. You girls are on your own. At the end of the 1st day, Lily and Erna are so zapped out of their motivation! WTF happened?! Even more so the next day! Then when Grete and Monika do the same, they too came back demotivated! Curious Thea and Sybilla take the risk to go check on her. Well, it seems Annette is very efficient in her job and not only in waiting but also help fix other problems in the diner! So this is where the shock comes from? Not the Annette they know? Hence they talk to Sara about this and it seems Annette can do a good job as long as there is proper motivation. They wonder why she wants to get more money so they think it is to buy Klaus a present. As they continue observing her, a rude customer splashes water on Annette because his glass is dirty. Surprisingly Annette doesn’t get mad and obliges. That’s the service industry for you.

Soon, they start to realize that the graffiti on the toilet wall always comes back despite Annette cleans them. Noticing they are slang for penis, they further investigate to find dried cannabis hidden in the tanks. Of course they put it back with transmitters and go into further investigation. Soon they learn the graffiti is a code for number of drug packets ordered as they watch suspicious people who frequent the toilet. Then they also search the storeroom in which they find a many drug packets in a staff’s locker. It belongs to a young waiter. He panics when he is caught. Because now he wants to kill them. Seriously, in this panic state? It seems he is forced to do this to pay for his mom’s surgery. Thankfully Erna’s bad luck of crates falling on him took him out rather than having Lily to use her poison. A crime is still a crime after all. As Lamplight can’t let this carry on, they go in for the final kill to confront the mastermind who is no other than that rude customer. He is first shocked to see Annette and thinks she wants revenge for spilling his drink. But soon, a well-timed explosion causes glass splinters to temporarily blind him. He starts to get scared. Before Annette takes him out with a taser, Klaus stops her since this isn’t part of a waitress’ job. In the end, Annette got enough money to finish her contraption. A torture chair for Erna???!!! This is because Erna realized she was clumsy recently due to her growth and so her clothes didn’t fit well. So this chair is supposed to stem that growth?! Holy sh*t! And that present she bought for Klaus? It’s a bribe for him to close an eye on this! Holy sh*t! Run, Erna!!! Back to serious business, Klaus tells Lamplight they have a major mission coming up. After Corpses’ capture, he has spoken up about Serpent’s true identity. Their next mission is to infiltrate the United States of Mouzaia where he is hiding. Damn, sure looks a lot like New York to me!

Episode 20
A month ago, White Spider talked to Purple Ant about some Tolfa conference being held here in a month’s time. Basically a glorified squabbling of the nations to see who gets which portion of the continent since the war has caused a great mess. But attending it will be great spy teams. Oh damn, the way he mentions all the all-star team of spies, is this some convergence of Olympics for spies?! Anyway, he wants Purple Ant to kill them all and he is confident about it since this is his home ground. Klaus take Thea to the secret HQ where all spies are put in. Klaus interrogates Corpse for info about the conference. He won’t tell unless he lets him out but Klaus reminds him of his place. But after warning about Purple Ant and then claiming he should ditch Thea because she is a liability, Klaus tells him off he was never even considered his rival in the first place. This dents Thea’s morale but Klaus still believes in her since she will be the one leading this mission. On the way back, it seems their ride is being hijacked. Klaus sees it coming that this is part of Lamplight trying to best him before their big mission. Despite all their gallant efforts, is this the moment where they finally beat him because Monika has him at gun point. He congratulates them on how well they have grown despite still having room to grow. He makes it the success of their next mission will be their graduation. Too bad he stop short of admitting defeat because his foresight has him called the police so what will they think if they see a bunch of girls holding up an armless guy like him? Well, time to run. So close. But now the girls are beaming with confidence as they look forward to their trip to USA. Oh sorry, USM. Except for Thea, she still feels low on confidence. Although the girls point out they might have won if she was told about this plan, Thea thinks it was best they left her out since Klaus would have seen through her. So much so, Thea still thinks Klaus should be leading but he rejects it because he will be at the front lines to shoulder the danger due to the lack of info they have. He assures her that the key to their victory is strong allies. And here we are at the city of New York! Oops, I mean Mitario of Mouzaia. We see Lamplight at work as they try to gather intel and plan for their next mission. Of course, Thea is still having doubts. With news of spies getting taken out, she starts to question the kind of spy she is becoming. Forget about being a hero, she feels she can’t save her own comrades. It seems on this mission, Klaus has also have Corpse tag along.

Episode 21
Corpse is brought along since he is the only one who knows how Purple Ant looks. When Grete asks if he loves Olivia and he badmouths her, she throws the food in his face. She wants Thea to look through his eyes to extract info but it seems she is unable to. Klaus wants them to continue to gather intel. He will be going independently to interrogate those he thinks are shady. Sybilla helped some VIP save his suitcase. As thanks, he invites her for a drinking session and introduces his replacement chauffeur, Barron. Meanwhile, Miranda is impressed with Monika’s jazzy play and invites her to a secret casino. They then both engage in a dart competition in which the loser pays everything. Both are evenly matched. Sybilla has drank too much and taking a breather. Barron is tasked to send her home but she steals the sleeping pills in his pocket. She wants to know who he works for but he runs. She chases him into a dark room but only corners herself since Barron can fight in the dark. She rushed in blindly like that?! Thankfully, it is Erna who helped turn the tables. Meanwhile Lily is being called by some men outside. She thought these cops are spies in disguise. They’re real cops! It seems she is a suspect in some murder case. As she panics, her gun drops out. Oh sh*t. Now they arrest her but luckily Annette distracts them to help break Lily free. Grete and Thea are worried they have received no report from the rest. Grete points out the fatal training flaw that all of them have: Because they were so focused in attacking Klaus, none knew how to defend themselves. Monika continues her endless dart battle with Miranda. Miranda using some cheat as an accomplice changes the trajectory of her dart. But don’t worry, Sara’s little mousey help distract Miranda so they’re back to being even on points. As they fight draws out, Monika even trying stunts like throwing all 3 darts at once. Miranda confident of her endless hours of training that will never tire her out. In the end, Monika uses her dart to hit away Miranda’s dart and her own dart ricochets into the target. Monika defeats her by a single point. Before Monika is about to make her reveals some details, Miranda kills herself. We hear Purple Ant proudly bragging about his ability to chisel fear into others so much so they obey him not out of fear but primal instinct. They become his worker ants to kill for him and if they fail, they kill themselves.

Episode 22
Miranda laments no hero came to rescue her as Monika knocks her out before she really kills herself. Baron knows Sybilla is a pickpocket so he lets her steal some of his stuffs since her goal is to escape this dark building with Erna. That emergency exist is laced with traps that will kill her. However she decides to stop running and fight. She tries to get him to reveal his reason for doing this. It is hinted Purple Ant took his family hostage. Eventually Baron’s plan backfire because Sybilla can’t really read the local language and wasn’t following his plan. He is defeated and laments there is no hero. He lets himself bleed to death but Sybilla patches him up and leaves. Grete and Thea get a distress call from Annette. It seems there are 12 assassins chasing after them now and the rest could be in similar predicaments. Indeed. Purple Ant further brags how he as 200 over worker ants here. If one fails their mission, he/she commits suicide and then 12 more will come in to finish the job. He continues bragging about some of his ants making a kill streak and eliminating those famed spies. All this bragging is towards Hearth as he believes time is up as his hostage. He shoots her thigh artery to let her bleed to death. Thea is further in despair when she sees Grete going to do all she can to help others as she disguises herself as Klaus. She doesn’t know what to do anymore until a well-timed call from Annette about Lily discovering a rumour going around. It seems Purple Ant’s slaves believe some sort of hero will appear to save them at their lowest point. She hints Thea to take on that hero role. Still unsure, now she goes to speak to Corpse. He thinks she screwed up like him and they’re the same. He narrates his own boring life as a scientist until Purple Ant came to train him as a spy. Although he became a killer, he only killed upon his orders and thus no personal reason behind it. He felt empty. Until of course he learnt about Klaus and thought that would be his life goal. Look how he got his ass handed to him. Corpse also claims he is different than other worker ants because he didn’t kill himself after failing. Thea decides to free him but obviously it’s a trap so Corpse knocks her out. Next thing she knows, she is in Purple Ant’s hideout and there is the man himself. He wants to talk.

Episode 23
Based on what Purple Ants say and observing her surroundings, Thea realizes Purple Ant is unbeatable at this moment and that he has killed Hearth. He explains he captured her about 6 months ago and interrogated her. They talk about Klaus and then about the rumours that Hearth has planted in his worker ants that a hero will come save them. That hero will save everyone and Klaus will become his greatest rival. Purple Ant isn’t too happy about that and shoots her. When Purple Ant calls his subordinate to kill Thea, in fact her voice calms him down. And then she overwrites his agony by claiming she is the hero and will save him. Purple Ant tries to get her but the subordinate protects her. Then she calls Klaus for help. Surprising but not surprising, he is here! All the worker ants that were to kill him were all dealt with. Purple Ant then runs away. The duo chase him as Purple Ant orders his worker ants to kill them. Can this lucky streak of dodging last? Apparently yes. When they finally corner him with his top worker ants, Purple Ant talks about Klaus’ past being the unbeatable kid whom everyone fears and stays away. However when he started to be a spy and made teammates, it became his weakness because his comrades were all like his family. Should he have stayed alone, he would’ve still been at the top. Untouchable. Before the worker ants go in for the kill, Corpse intervenes. He claims the only rival fitting for Klaus is him. Flashback an hour ago when he overwhelmed Thea. She realized Hearth was the one who spread the hero rumour but that wasn’t the only thing she set in motion. Another plan was to have someone who was close to Purple Ant. That person was Corpse who was there at the time and watched Hearth got killed. Thea then imitates Hearth’s voice to put Corpse in shock. After looking into his eyes, then she gets psychological on him claiming that if he kills her, Purple Ant will praise him and that’s that. He’ll continue to be his slave. The reason he saved Olivia because he saw the freedom in her. Now she can do the same for him. She used her charms to further make Corpse obedient to her.

With the other Lamplight members reported to be safe, Corpse goes further to add he is doing this to take back his life. Purple Ant sets his subordinates on him and it ends with Corpse taking a fatal blow. While Klaus still despises Corpse for killing many innocent lives, he cannot stomach Purple Ant would even do this to his own men. On the contrary, Purple Ant views everyone as his slaves. When they go in for the kill, it seems Klaus could imitate all of Lamplight’s moves as he best them all in record time. Purple Ant gets scared because this isn’t what he was told of Klaus. True, but his info is outdated. You see, Klaus has been training himself nonstop ever since. This means his training of Lamplight also served as his own training to improve himself. Purple Ant is cornered. No use pleading to be saved because he is one who is beyond redemption and not worthy to be their enemy. Klaus punches him and mission is over. On the way back, Lily is in shock as her ugly mugshot is on the front page of the newspaper as a suspected killer! How unfortunate. Meanwhile Thea talks to Klaus about Hearth. Remembering the promise she made with Hearth, back at the mansion, Klaus lets Thea take a box left behind by Hearth behind a secret wall. It is a key and a message claiming it is for the person who will surpass her. Thea is overcome with emotions and borrows Klaus shoulder to cry on.

Episode 24
Lily now accepting her suspected killer identity with open arms! Returning to her room, she finds a note that says “Klaus is in love with you”. WOAH!? WHAT?! It seems that note is one of many written by a depressed Thea. After using the key to unlock a secret box, it contained a message from Hearth but some words were already faded. Hence Thea has been trying to fill the blanks in guessing what message Hearth was trying to tell her. As Lily starts to really think Klaus likes her because of the way he saved her ass in Mitario, soon the message gets passed around to other girls and they too think Klaus is in love with them! Holy sh*t. You mean they actually believe it?! This is going to be so awkward… Meanwhile with Thea still down, Grete takes her to see someone who may be able to give more info about Klaus. That person is Olivia and today is her day of release. She is under no obligation to tell them anything but Grete throws her a button from Corpse. He’s dead. During his last moments, he asked Klaus if he was able to be his rival. Never in a million years. Klaus went on to frankly say he deserved this fate for killing innocents and will die without achieving a single goal. Corpse accepted the fact but thanked Thea for saving him. Olivia could only tell all that Corpse told her and basically the few nicknames Klaus went by. After being taken away, Grete notes the sad fact Olivia has only 6 months to live. As she will be released home, she has already been injected with a drug that will make her go crazy slowly and lose her mind. Hence that was their last goodbye. Grete notices one of the nicknames Olivia said was Crowbar. This means Thea could’ve met Klaus back then and the one who killed all her kidnappers with that weapon. Grete then starts to remember those memories she blocked out to prevent further trauma. From what I understand, she was sexually assaulted by the kidnappers. Hearth had Klaus leave the area just in case since he was still a male. Hearth then guided Thea to become a spy to avoid her having some sex addiction. As Klaus knew about Hearth’s plan, that is why when he formed Lamplight, he included her. This connection was what allowed Hearth to know Thea will be the hero in Mitario. Now she knows the message for her read as “Klaus saved you”. Thea has realized Hearth did all this to help her face her past. Her only regret is she wished she could talk to her one last time.

When they return to the mansion, WTF the place just became some cake war?! Well, the girls in love tried to prevent Lily from going to confess to Klaus directly and hence the cake throwing fight! WTF?! And so the shocked girls learn about the message from Thea. Yeah. Embarrassing. Even more so when Grete stomps her foot down that Klaus will never ever be in love with them! As usual, Lily becomes the main culprit who started this farce. But of course, everybody is laughing and Thea thanking her for making her day great. Wow Lily, you really play your joker part so well. This has Klaus remember Hearth’s words to always put a smile on people’s face. Thus he was right in making Lily the team leader. You sure, not the joker leader? With Hearth’s room completely repaired, Lamplight wants Klaus to take over this room. However he declines. They mention that since he is graduating them, he too should graduate from this. Klaus takes this as taking Lamplight to new heights. Flashback when Corpse was dying, he was actually killed by White Spider’s sniping. But did White Spider not snipe and kill Purple Ant? When Klaus tried to question Serpent’s goals, all White Spider said was to achieve some balance. So if Serpent is going to be the world’s threat, hence Lamplight will be there to stop them. So are you girls ready for your next mission?

Spy Hard: A Bridge Too Far
You bet they are going to be there for their next mission. Because with their past and traumas mostly settled (at least they have faced it and brought some closure to it), there is now no stopping in Klaus’ new team to give Serpent a run for their money. Heck, put a stop to their whatever nefarious plans at first try. So what scales are they trying to balance? Lamplight will just screw it all and destroy the scales! So watch out world, there’s a new groovy team of spies in town that will be so magnificent that you won’t even ask or pretend that these girls will surely kick ass!

This season obviously continues where last season left off. The good news is that this time this season doesn’t delve on flashbacks before the main mission. Oh you know, see how the Lamplight girls try to best their sensei, which is somewhat actually the theme of the series. Because it was strange that the first season somewhat concluded Lamplight’s first big mission in the first 3 episodes! Then the rest were like flashbacks to flesh out a certain member. Thankfully there is none of that this season as it moves forward with the storyline. I mean, can’t always let Lamplight biggest successful mission be the one that took down Guido and the bioweapon named Abyss Doll, right? Hence they have to move forward and achieve greater heights which is of course future missions. Especially the elusive Serpent who brought many members of Inferno to their demise.

Obviously this season would flesh out the remaining 3 members of Lamplight that didn’t get their own episodes in the first season. Otherwise, we will start theorizing how they aren’t members to begin with and could be traitors! Thankfully not. Oddly after Annette, Thea and Monika’s initial episodes were done, I was wondering if they were going to do Klaus. After all, it is already halfway and everybody has got their turn. Unless there is a hidden ninth member! I don’t think they would pull off this stunt but the probability isn’t zero. Deception is the series’ main theme. Hence most likely it is to focus on Klaus. But it’s not. Surprise! Because they repeat Annette again and finally Thea for the final arc stretch. No rule to say they can’t repeat a member, right?

If last season Grete was the star, this season it would be Thea. You thought Sara was the weakest character in Lamplight, no? Well, they sure made it look like Thea was even weaker than her because of her insecurities. Her low self-confidence and the old promise she made to Hearth, the thoughts if she could ever live up to be that person that Hearth hoped for, all these made Thea look like she might bring down the entire team. It’s like she is the weakest link that could tear Lamplight apart. But as we all should have known, everybody is so exceptional and even more so under Klaus’ guidance so whatever short comings or dangers they face, plot convenience says they will overcome it. This includes Thea accepting her weaknesses, embracing it and turning it into her strength. She doesn’t need to be the greatest kung fu fighter or the most brilliant schemer. Just use what she has (seduction) and she’ll be as equal as the rest of her teammates. So yes, Thea finally becomes the hero in our hearts.

The other interesting one is Annette although I feel that her past was just quickly played out. I figure that this is just to let us know something about her origins rather than leaving this quirky child-like girl without a past. Being amnesiac proves convenient in story writing in many ways. Hence her origin was also to sever ties with her ‘mom’ so that we don’t have to think about that scheming scumbag ever again. I get the jitters every time Matilda puts on that crazy sly orgasmic face. Is she a demon reincarnate or what? Good riddance she is dead.

Understandably, other Lamplight members play a lesser role this season and more of a supporting role. Although that drug episode was supposed to be Thea’s, instead Sara felt more prominent because of her date revenge thingy. But other than that, they largely remain the same as we know them. Like Lily who is supposed to be Lamplight’s leader but now seemingly is regressing into the team’s resident joker. Yeah, do we even remember she is supposed to be the leader? Or is she only that in name? But yeah, she is the only Lamplight member who gets an episode in both seasons (yeah, that last episode felt like a freaking filler distraction save for the Thea and Grete investigation-cum-revelation). There. There’s your much needed proof she is still leader. Then there is Annette’s strange friendship with Erna. It’s like she likes to torment her and poor Erna is forced to tolerate all that. Really bad luck girl. Well, considering she is still in one piece, I guess it is not all that bad. Grete is more subdued here although she continues to pine her one-sided love for Klaus.

And of course the man himself, Klaus. Like always, he is so exceptional in everything like as though he has got a script in his hands. Could be a robot and a celestial being all in one because of the way he perfectly executes his plans and foresees everything in advance. There is nothing he literally cannot do! And he does it without breaking a sweat! Does this guy have any emotions installed inside?! I thought he was so perfect but the revelation that he has been using Lamplight to train himself better, feels a lot like BS! I cannot believe it! Sure, this is to show that he is still human and there is room for improvement. But the way he has kept his 100% clean sheet and stay way ahead of the pack feels like he doesn’t even need training or improvement to begin with.

But still, the most elusive target, Serpent remains his biggest target and until he gets that elusive team of spies (which I am guessing are named after colour coded insects), he might be embarrassed to call himself the world’s greatest spy. Speaking of antagonists, this season’s final stretch features the cruel Purple Ant. I thought he was going to give Lamplight and Klaus a run for their money. But turns out he too was an easy picking. Maybe they’re running out of episodes? The problem is that his ability lies in using others. Which means he has literally none himself except for brainwashing and torturing. That’s why he easily fell when all his cards were played. Even Corpse has a late redemption but better to go out like that than forever be someone’s slave. Yeah, now Corpse has lived up truly to his name. HAHAHA! So what if Purple Ant is actually the weakest member among Serpent? Yeah, the cliché of “I am the weakest among the Four Heavenly Kings!!!”. That.

This season’s seiyuus has got some recognizable veterans lending their talents. Namely, Takehito Koyasu as Purple Ant, Hiro Shimono as White Spider, Shizuka Itou as Heidi, Ayako Kawasumi as Hearth and Chiwa Saitou as Matilda. Last season I ‘complained’ about Sora Amamiya ‘struggling’ as Lily but this season I don’t seem to find her all that bad. Not sure if I got used to it but yes, Lily still sounds very girlish and obviously the ever optimistic joker. And I still can’t believe it is Nao Touyama as Sybilla. It’s really her. Why can’t she sound like the Nao Touyama I know?! Just kidding.

Nonoc once again sings the opening theme, Rakuen. Just like in the first season, it tries to sound edgy and dramatic but I can’t help feel it came off as weird and noisy. Worse, the opening animation credits employ weird colour hues and outlines. You bet I don’t like it. Are they trying to assign a certain colour code to certain characters? Main ending theme is Nuisance by Sajou No Hana. Personally, fares slightly better than the opener since it has a bit of hip in it and yes, at least some spy-like tune. Just like in last season, there are special ending songs that tailor to the Lamplight girls. Too bad they don’t really appeal to me and sound just rather okay. Whether it is the playful child-like Pureness x Careless by Annette, the slow rock Pausing Shutter by Monika which is heavy on the orchestra strings or the Broadway-like jazzy fanfare of Dress Heart Rouge by Thea. Okay, maybe Thea’s one sounds a little interesting. Did she just use the song to seduce me? Oh right, remember last season Lily didn’t get her own ending theme? And so the final ending theme now features her singing Hana No Hi. A rather hip but rather generically lively piece. Sounds weird since she is singing in her very girly character voice. And now the entire Lamplight insert song collections is complete!

Overall, I have to admit that this season isn’t all that bad compared to first season. Did I unconsciously lower my expectations after that? Maybe. My amnesia is worse than Annette. But hey, at least I am not pretending to play along to actually love this season! Still, not able to surpass Princess Principal but it’s not like I was expecting this sequel or the series in general to do that anyway. So yeah, if you like cute spy girls undergoing missions and never having to seriously fail every single one of them, this includes never besting their sensei because they don’t actually lose anything but their pride, then sure, this series is for you. With their skills and teamwork, the whole world will soon be at peace and there will be no spies left that could beat them. They are unstoppable! They are invincible! They are the (Lamp)light that shines through the future and hope! Magnificent. But I have to ask how long do I have to keep pretending that this is all just pure garbage fantasy?

Moldiver

One thing leads to another. You could say that the recent spate of weird retro OVAs has led me to watch stranger and stranger ones. From I Dream To Mimi to Boku No Marie, now it has led me to yet another seemingly female lead in power suit-like story, Moldiver. Some genius creates a seemingly invincible superhero suit but it is his sister who accidentally dons it and must now wear the superhero mantle to fight an evil organization and his babes in taking over the city. Yup. As generic and cliché as it is weird. So let’s dive in… Sorry, bad pun…

Episode 1: Metamorforce
Nerdy Hiroshi Ozora dreams that as long as he has some super suit he is currently making, he will become some invincible superhero! He then attends an F-1 event that is unveiling some new racing technology. He also meets his admired mentor, Amagi and his secretary Isabelle. As the event gets underway, there is also a beauty contest to find the next ZIC race queen. Amagi is one of the panel of judges but to Hiroshi’s surprise, his sister, Mirai is one of the contestants! But soon the event is hijacked by mecha from the evil organization known as Machinegal. They cause terror and is trying to steal the F-1 technology. I guess there are no phone booths so Hiroshi has to go underneath a table to turn into his superhero alter ego known as Captain Tokyo! Lame name! He easily saves the day and puts that bad robots in place. He also rescues Mirai from certain death and the way he calls her, she believes he is her brother. In the aftermath, we see the mastermind behind this is no other than Amagi himself and is the leader of Machinegal. He and his troop of female warriors are hell bent to get the latest technology for his private collection. He orders his femme fatale to find out the person behind the superhero suit. Next day in college, Mirai’s friend, Mao Shirase shows her newspaper articles that writes about Captain Tokyo’s various heroic deeds. This has Mirai decide to do something about the design so she sneaks into Hiroshi’s room to change the programming. Uhm, does she know what she is doing because everything goes haywire.

As the F-1 race in Tokyo gets underway, the team with the leading F-1 technology is of course way ahead of the pack. As the driver refuels, Mirai notices a shady crew latching something at the back. However Machinegal soon attacks the place. The driver then cannot control his vehicle nor does his team can do anything to stop it. The F-1 car is driving dangerously on its own and causing damages. I guess it’s a job for Captain Tokyo! But wait! He is a girl?! Oh yeah, Mirai tampered with whatever programming. Uh huh. Beauty > strength. Whatever. However he gets owned by Machinegal’s agent, Brooke. Apparently Hiroshi is not 100% well and has a cold. Hence the logic for Mirai to switch places with him. Reverting the superhero back to Captain Tokyo, to differentiate the female version from this buffed superhero, she decides to rename herself as Moldiver. Roll credits! She takes on Brooke and it soon becomes a race between them. Uhm, the circuit is pretty dangerous now but all the audiences aren’t evacuated?! Anyway with both ladies running at high speed, I believe this is Mirai’s tactic to run so fast while holding onto Brooke so that her suit breaks. Thus breaking the device that is controlling the rampaging F-1 car. WTF. Whatever. But the car is still going too fast to stop. Yeah, Mirai going even faster so much so she laps even him and causes damage to the track! She had to revert to Moldiver to slow down. And I don’t know how but she manages to stop it all and saves the day. Confusing.

Episode 2: Overzone
Hiroshi and his younger brother, Nozomu are in Florida for holiday and to attend a concert by idol Amy Lean. Yeah, with so many hot busty bikini babes around and Hiroshi not really liking them, HE MUST BE GAY! But also here is his old friend, Kaoru Misaki. He is here for the NASA space programme as they both reminisce they were pupils of Amagi. Misaki hopes to repay him and that is why he is at today’s programme. Meanwhile Amagi is also here because he wants NASA’s space shuttle. But curses, why the f*ck does the idol concert have to be so freaking close to the launch pad! You bet Amagi is mad that it will ruin his shuttle! Wrong logic but I understand why it’s so inappropriate. Were there no other places to hold the concert?! But next to freaking launch pad?! Are they trying to compete who is the loudest?! The guys bump into Amagi and the moment he sees Misaki, because of his buffed stature, he believes he is Captain Tokyo. Time to head back to base and tell his girls to get into action. Mirai is back in Japan when Mao calls just to instigate her because Misaki is here, she might go on a date with him. See ‘ya! GRRR!!! THAT B*TCH! How is she going to get to America in an instant? Well…

That night as the concert begins, the whole place as expected gets hijacked by Machinegal. This time Jennifer calls out to Misaki to show himself as Captain Tokyo. However Misaki is unsure what she is talking about. Thinking he is playing dumb, Amy is kidnapped and latched onto the space shuttle as it blasts off into space! OMFG!!! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE! HOW DID THE NASA GUYS ALLOW THIS???!!! Anyway, with everyone turning their attention on Misaki to transform and save their idol, Hiroshi sneaks off to transform. But he can’t! Yeah, looks like whatever gadget he needs to transform is with Mirai. That’s right. She is going to transform just to zip over to USA and prevent her b*tch friend from stealing her love from under her nose. So now you know why you have to strip naked before transforming because it rips your clothes! She arrives right in time as the space shuttle flies off. Now with Captain Tokyo’s appearance, this confuses the hell out of Amagi and everyone as this proves Misaki isn’t that person. With Hiroshi’s guidance, Mirai transforms into Moldiver (to move freer) as she flies and chases the shuttle. She puts Amy inside the shuttle and has her space battle with Jennifer. Obviously Jennifer loses as Mirai throws the rocket booster at her!!! Luckily she manages to escape. But what’s this?! Amagi then activates his laser beam inside the shuttle?! Don’t worry, Mirai wrecks it. There goes Amagi’s expensive toy. As the shuttle is burning up upon re-entry, Mirai saves Amy and lets the shuttle back into the launch pad. Oh my. The billion dollar project easily destroyed JUST LIKE THAT! Amagi obviously is in despair that his shuttle is wrecked. But guess what? The concert area is literally still intact!!! OMFG!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Idol > space programme! Mirai returns Amy safely and then goes to break up Mao with Misaki. Yeah, they wonder how she got here so fast. Later Hiroshi explaining he created Captain Tokyo’s physique based on Misaki’s stature since he has an inferiority complex about his size. Poor guy is hiding somewhere because some naughty dog stole his clothes and now he is stark naked.

Episode 3: Longing
Amagi is being interviewed regarding the city’s destruction. However it blames it on Moldiver and not Machinegal. He claims he has some idea to alleviate the city’s worsening traffic problems and believes he is the only one who has the right to possess such technology. Returning to Isabelle, it seems she has analysed Moldiver. Don’t get all that mumbo-jumbo stuffs but it leaves Misaki frustrated that somebody perfected this idea before him. Now, if it is not Misaki, then who else could be behind that suit? He tells his girls to start some disturbances in Tokyo but do not damage the streets since he will be one repairing it. Misaki is supposed to meet Hiroshi to deliver something. It seems Mirai intercepted this message and promises to be the one to meet up. That won’t be easy seeing the city has traffic jams all over. Plus, Machinegal babes are causing minor disruptions all over the city like using diversions, flooding and even stopping certain electronic devices. Therefore a big part of this episode sees Mirai trying to rush to meet Misaki. But because of such hold ups, she is held back and then forced to temporarily transform into Captain Tokyo to get out of that situation or save the day. This short transformation is what the Machinegal babes are hoping so as to track her down. Whenever Mirai reaches the intended place, Misaki has already moved on to another. So you bet this process rinse and repeats itself! So people, this is why handphones are such an important piece of communication which of course doesn’t publically exist yet in this era!!! And yeah, how the f*ck can Misaki move faster to another place than Mirai???!!! At one point, the Machinegal babes desperately try to overwhelm her. Mirai will stop at nothing to get to her date with Misaki. Yes, wrecking part of the city with this huge fight. Amagi is sure going to have a heart attack… All hope seems lost as Misaki seemingly gives up and is about to board his plane back. But in the very last minute, Mirai shows up. Better late than never. Misaki gives him a diskette for Hiroshi. He has analysed Moldiver. He wanted to present this personally to Hiroshi about some crucial info if Moldiver is to succeed (something about the life of the pilot). As Misaki notes his dreams of flying into space, he won’t be seeing them for a while. But here, this little doggie memento as token. Well, Mirai didn’t get to marry him but this will do! Meanwhile Nozomu has done some hacking on Hiroshi’s PC and uncovered something incredible. And poor Hiroshi continues to wait…

Episode 4: Destruction
Amagi hears a recording from his grandpa. 100 years ago, he was a captain in a battleship named Yamato. It was under constant barrage. He hoped it could last until the completion of some unit named Moltron. Of course it couldn’t so it sank. Now Amagi wants to see how true that is as he prepares to salvage Yamato from the depths. As he prepares to leave, suddenly Nozomu is in his toilet?! Not sure about being his biggest fan whatever but in Amagi’s bid to prevent him from knowing his secret, accidentally hits the knob that transports them to Yamato’s bridge. Yeah, a smart kid like him should know better than to simply press the buttons! But oh well, it brought them to a secret chamber where this Moltron system is located. Nozomu being the genius he is, starts tinkering. Amagi can’t stay as he gets a call from his girls since Yamato is suddenly starting to surface. As it does and all the other ships surrounding it carrying enthusiasts watch with glee, Amagi goes into his Machinegal mode, claiming he has captured Yamato. Since this is being played live on TV, Mirai sees this and zips over. That’s right. Another mecha fight. Despite Amagi’s clear orders not to damage the ship, oh sh*t, the robots start tearing it apart! So much about the national treasure. Meanwhile Nozomu has fixed whatever. With incandescent bulbs?! Yamato further activates as it now flies! Its defence barriers are also activated. If this carries on, the whole thing will overheat and go berserk. Sayuri tries to go salvage the system. Elsewhere, Mirai is surprised from her sudden transformation as Moldiver to Captain Tokyo. Then some bomb dropping that reminisces the bombing and burning of Yamato. Sayuri manages to get 1 freaking bulb before the whole ship goes boom. Not sure in the aftermath because Amagi is fine and Nozomu is fine. Young lad thinks old fart like him won’t die so easily. You can say that again. With a letter from grandpa, Amagi realizes grandpa had left with Yamato and Moltron into space! HUH?! Hiroshi speaks to Misaki about some major defect in the suit. Survival rate is less than 15% and none of their pilots can handle it. Misaki has been chosen as the pilot and knows death is at hand. Mirai wonders about giving the Moldiver unit to him but Hiroshi points out it is at its limit and can probably activate 1 more time. But as for Nozomu, looks like he is proud of completing his whatever system. Self-proclaimed supreme technologist of all time!

Episode 5: Intruder
According to Nozomu’s exact calculations, transformation can happen only for 2 more times! Wow. So precise! The dimensional rocket launch will be soon as Mirai dreads she can’t do anything to help Misaki. In fact, Misaki even gives a courtesy call to Hiroshi, knowing he is working hard to solve the problem, there just isn’t enough time. So send my regards to Mirai. Bye. Mirai decides to sneak into the command centre. Damn, such an important event and huge facility, there are no guards?! Even the only one on patrol gets girl kicked by her?! WTF?! Yes, security is damn lax as she gets caught by one and he thinks she is from the media who has forgotten her pass! OMFG!!! SECURITY SLEEPING ON THE JOB!!! But yeah, where to find Misaki?! Can’t miss him. In the press conference room filled with reporters. To her jealousy, Mao is the flower girl who hands him some flowers and a peck on the cheek as part of the programme! GRRR!!! Feeling sad she won’t get to see him at this rate, well of well, for some reasons she finally meets him at the rooftop. She warns about his impending doom but even so, Misaki will still go. He believes she would understand if she sees how beautiful the stars are. Nothing else she could do but give him a little doll of herself as charm. Launch day is here as Misaki suits and rides the rocket. Well, it’s a long way since the rail goes all up to the top of the mountain. As it starts, all part of Machinegal’s plan to sabotage and destroy the rail. Since this is all part of Amagi’s plan, he won’t call it off and let the rocket continue its trek. Mirai transforms into Moldiver to fight the girls. Not sure what’s going on but lots of destruction everywhere and the girls get defeated left and right. Mirai trying to save the rail despite being outnumbered. Eventually Brooke deals the final blow and detonates to final part to completely destroy the tail of the rail. Mirai in despair but wait! Who this new guy showing up to save the day?!

Episode 6: Verity
Obviously this hero is Nozomu. He thinks he is superior to Mirai and wants to test his powers on her to prove it. Hey WTF?! Some important life or death launch is happening and Nozomu wants to fight Mirai?! WTF IS HIS PROBLEM?! Even a race around the world?! WTF?! Yeah, so Nozomu proves he is superior after beating her. Now what? At this point, Amagi wants to abort the experiment. Getting to old for this sh*t? Well, Misaki won’t. He won’t give up on his dreams and will speed up! What’s life if you can’t take such chances! Even if Amagi reveals the system isn’t ready, Misaki already knows it but he still wants to take the risk. Nozomu tries to stop the rocket but Mirai uses all her strength to get in between. This allows Misaki to successfully launch into space although Mirai has used up all her power. Drama isn’t over yet since the rocket might hit the solar satellite. Some damaged system so Misaki can’t steer away. End of dream? Well, looks like Mirai uses her final transformation to save the day. Nozomu plans to take the rocket back to Earth as Mirai once again puts a stop in his plans as her will makes her unit work beyond its capacity. Not sure what this technical crap is because both suits are Moldiver based, so Mirai hugging him, some weird barrier forms, allows her to switch her Moldiver unit with his. This causes Nozomu to turn into Captain Tokyo as he runs out of steam and falls back to Earth. But not enough time to save the rocket from the collision. Don’t worry, Isabelle shoots the damn thing away.

But from now, it gets personal as she claims she is doing this on her own accord to fight Moldiver to settle her personal grudge to avenge her sisters. More fighting in space. Mirai knows if this drags on, she will lose. So she gives Isabelle the ultimatum to settle things. So uhm, they’re going to fight in the sun?! Either both will die or 1 will emerge victorious. WTF?! It is at this point Misaki realizes everything and especially Moldiver’s identity. Now he claims he will stop because he also loves her (Mirai tried to confess to him before he left but chickened out) and his dream is nothing without her. And just like that! Love > space dream! OMFG!!! Too late, both girls sink into the sun. But wait! The power of love has Mirai emerging as the winner! She passes the Moldiver unit to him as the rocket’s dimensional system activates and warps. See you when he gets back. Don’t know how long that will take. Until then, Mirai will wait for him. In the aftermath, Mirai and Mao continue to be frenemies. Machinegal hasn’t shown itself in public for quite a while since Amagi is busy repairing his Machinegal girls. Yeah, they still live and take quite a lot of maintenance. Nozomu continues to perfect his Moldiver unit and similarly, Hiroshi completing his perfect version of that. Well, a little bit too late, huh?

Meta-mofo, LOL-diver!!!
Well, in some ways I am glad this is over. Because it seems the more episodes passed, the more crap and trashier this gets. So much so my brain isn’t processing anymore what is happening and found it hard to understand all that confusion! Oh damn. My brain is worse than the Moldiver unit. Already at its freaking limit! So as much as I want to like and enjoy this strange retro OVA, it started off rather okay at first and seemingly random. But the second half just started to get a bit confusing with all the drama and especially Mirai’s dilemma and romance with the guy she has a huge crush on. Oh well, at least everybody gets to live another day here. Yup, nobody dies. Not even Machinegal’s babes. And let’s just hope Misaki will not take decades to return. Oh well you know, time flows differently in space and by the time he returns, everything in Tokyo has changed and his loved ones gone. Oh well. Moldiver may be invincible but its pilot isn’t immortal!

Honestly, I don’t really know what the story is about either or more precisely, where it is headed. I mean, the synopsis was short so I thought they were keeping it brief. After all, with only 6 episodes, one isn’t supposed to put in a lot of hope in just about everything. This is after all once again, one of those ubiquitous and unknown retro OVAs. So if I have to quickly summarize the whole thing in a sentence, it would be just to showcase Mirai in a battle suit. That’s the only thing that seems consistent in all episodes. Mirai gearing up to go battle supposedly evil babes from Machinegal but at the end of the day, causes more destruction than anything but that’s okay because somehow these Tokyo people don’t give a f*ck and put their 100% belief in the government or some big moneybag corporation to fix everything back to normal. Yeah. That. To say it is our reluctant heroine taking up the mantle to protect the city and the guy she loves from the schemes of an evil organization doesn’t seem quite right either…

Because it all boils down to the characters and they’re pretty confusing to me. Okay, let’s start off with Hiroshi who is the supposed genius who created this Moldiver unit system that surpassed any science imaginable even for this hi-tech scientific era. I thought he was going to be the main character seeing he became Captain Tokyo but soon he was relegated to some supporting minor character as you can mostly see him relate info to Mirai in action. So what is he? Her coach now?! Yup. Seems a lot like that. So Mirai becomes the main character as for some reasons I still can’t understand, seems to be the only one who can change into both Moldiver versions. To show how related she is, ooooh, love problems! Yeah, the guy she loves going to space and she always has that frenemy Mao who is more than willing to take the chance to steal Misaki. Oh boy. Well, good thing they made it clear in the end who loves who. See you next time when he comes back from another galaxy!

Finally, Nozomu. Ah yes, it must run in the genes of the Ozora family because everybody is somewhat a genius. Too bad the way he acts sometimes tells me he is a retarded although I believe it is to make his character most boyish and child-like. Oh well, I guess dumb people like us won’t understand geniuses or rather supreme technologists like him. And yes, the entire Ozora family should rename themselves the Moldiver family as everyone has their own Moldiver alter ego! Now we’re just waiting for Nozomu to officially name his. Don’t tell me it’s the boring Moldiver v2 or Moldiver v3! Uhm, also a point to ponder, does anybody know the whereabouts for the Ozora’s parents? Are they dead or having a long vacation in some other galaxy? Maybe Misaki can fetch them back!!! HAHAHA! Okay, I’ll go with the narrative they’re dead. Because anime parents are always dead! :’(.

Amagi is another confusing character. He is supposed to be the villain of the series and from what I can see (although I may be wrong) is that he is just jealous of everything especially of his shortcomings. Hence this Machinegal organization he created just to take whatever technology that he claimed is supposed to be his. I don’t know. From F-1 technology to space shuttles and even a sunken battleship, I don’t really know what this guy’s problem. Maybe he has dementia or Alzheimer since he looks pretty old. Even more confusing is that in the final arc, he’s like playing both the villain and hero. I still don’t understand why he wanted to sabotage the rocket launch seeing he is the director of the programme and the one calling the shots. And then last minute change of heart, he decided to be the good guy or something. Really WTF is going on? The cliché and irony that Amagi and Hiroshi know each other well but right under the classic case of their noses, they are superhero or supervillain alter ego whom they don’t even know. I’ll bet it would be a (not so) shocking discovery when they find out each other.

Then there are those femme fatale Machinegal girls. Too bad they are a bunch and not a lot of fleshing out. Because it feels like they are doing musical chairs, taking turns to take on Moldiver in each episode. That is basically what their role is for. Initially I was confused because I thought they were robots but they were so human-like and feminine, I thought maybe I didn’t get something. Then in the final episode we see them getting dismembered and their robo parts all over, oh damn, I think this could be the most gruesome scene in all of this series. So I guess this explains why such an old guy has a bevy of beauties. They’re all just freaking androids. Android harem. Heh. And there’s this running joke that Amagi’s entrance to his secret base is via the toilet. Because most genius ideas are formed in the toilet?! Sorry, too dumb to get that genius reference. But yeah, of all places, the toilet. Don’t laugh. Today’s generation spend way too much time in the toilet too because of those damned Smartphones!

Speaking of technology, once again it makes me laugh as well as feel freaking old to see all the so called outdated technology here. Uh huh. Mind you, this anime was released way back in 1993! That’s right. So futuristic but so outdated! In a world with flying cars and hi-tech robots, imagine seeing diskettes, CRT televisions and oh f*ck, I think this is the first time I’m seeing the ‘focus’ of incandescent lightbulbs used in some hi-tech machinery or system! The ultimate outdated futuristic technology! I don’t even know if it’s a good thing because the handphone is almost non-existent and hence that weird episode of Mirai keep missing Misaki all over the place. Yes, landline phones still exist in abundant in the future! Weird. But not really. Well, once again I try not to laugh too much because having such basic technologies today is still better considering how newer technology methods are much more prone to failure. Yeah, so maybe the incandescent lightbulbs aren’t such a bad idea after all. So when are they going to create a 2TB floppy drive or diskette so I can keep all my anime porn series!

On another note, one thing I don’t like is of course the explanation of the technical terms for Moldiver. No point hiding it now since I’m not a bright person. They try to make it sound so technical and hi-tech so I’m not sure how much of that is BS (100% sci-fi crap definitely) but yeah, too confusing for a dumb viewer like me to comprehend or understand how the suit works, blah, blah, blah. All I know it is just freaking superior and could even beat Superman at his own game. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plan, it’s… Moldiver!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Sighs… On a trivial note, notice the title of each episode spells out the name of the series? Was that supposed to impress me? Because what am I supposed to use it for? A cheat code activation or clue to skip to the last boss or something?!

Action bits are okay and I am not sure if this is to showcase Moldiver’s ultimate strength and might or perhaps Mirai doesn’t know how to use it properly and that’s why she always displays brute strength in her fight. Guaranteeing the destruction of the surroundings in every fight with the Machinegal babes. Yup, that’s their other role. To get their ass handed to them by Moldiver. Almost labelling them a discount Team Rocket. Heh. I guess if you’re going to have an epic mecha fight, might as well take it all the way. Screw the environment! Screw all the manmade facilities and buildings! Just fight seriously to your heart’s content! That’s the only way to put the suit to good use. Otherwise all those installed hi-tech gears and accessories for nothing and if you’re so concerned about surrounding destruction, be my guess and good luck fighting the enemy with a baseball bat and helmet.

The other draw perhaps for people to watch this series is the fanservice. But I can assure you they are very shown very sparingly and not as heavy as I thought it would be. Sure there are bare tits but as I remember them, only 2 scenes. 2 short freaking scenes that if you blink or not looking at the right places, you’d miss it! So you would have guessed that most of the fanservice pertains to Mirai when she needs to get into her Moldiver gear. Thus the absurd reason why she needs to take off her clothes to avoid being viewed as some weird streaker once she is done with her heroic job. Have fun watching her naked ass in such scenes.

Art and animation are of course reeking that early 90’s style. However I can’t really say that the animation is totally good because mainly there are scenes whereby it just felt crappy. For example, look at how they animated the fireworks! Wow. It’s just so poor quality and bland! Can I blame that era’s animation technology that can’t seem to animate fireworks properly yet? Nah! As for the character designs, is it me or does the female characters have this one kind look. I don’t know, their faces look a bit roundish and slightly cartoonish. And uhm, doesn’t Captain Tokyo look like a discount version of The Tick? Or did the creator take inspiration from that design? This series was done by AIC who did Seto No Hanayome, Aa! Megami-sama, Amagami SS and the Tenchi Muyou series.

Overall, this anime is just average in my books. Sorry, not one of those retro shows that would naturally have me put more points just because it’s retro. There were lots of dumb WTF moments that don’t make sense but I guess it was for the comedy factor. The way Mirai in Moldiver form smashes everything that would put Hulk to shame as well as that Yamato shenanigans with a genius kid on board to Mirai sneaking in unauthorized to a very important location holding a very important programme to see her love and got away scot free, I cannot stress enough if everybody here is just dumb or don’t give any damn f*cks. Well, thank goodness social media wasn’t a thing back then. Otherwise we’ll see lots of Moldiver memes posted everywhere on the internet. I bet these will reach whichever parts of the galaxy Misaki is in right now. Supreme technologist? Nah. Supreme memeologist? Sign me up! I’ll take that risk even if such memes only have a 1% survival rate!

Uchi No Kaisha No Chiisai Senpai No Hanashi

Wait a minute. Is this some sort of sequel to Senpai Ga Uzai Kouhai No Hanashi? Because well, Uchi No Kaisha No Chiisai Senpai No Hanashi looks pretty darn similar in some ways. We have a petite girl and her colleague who is a much bigger in stature than her. Both work in a typical office. See their interactions with each other. See where this is going? But I suppose that is where the similarity ends. Because if the former’s petite female is too ‘flat’ for you, this one ramps up the curves! BOOBS, if you don’t know what I’m talking about! Oh, and make her the senpai too! Oh yeah. I could see where the abuse of power is coming from now! Just kidding! But yeah… Notice me senpai!!! Like how I noticed those tits!!!

Episode 1
* Shiori Katase pats the head of Takuma Shinozaki after he does a good job. As you can see, Katase is Shinozaki’s senior although she is petite, damn she got a pair of sugoi dekai tits!
* Working at the computer all that has stiffen Katase’s shoulders. Shinozaki hints of massaging it for her but realizes it might make things look erotic. Surprisingly she offers to massage his. Yeah, his big shoulders so stiff and hard. She wonders if her tiny hands can make him feel good! BETTER PHRASING, SENPAI!
* Shinozaki is nervous to do a presentation so Katase calms him down with that kanji writing on the palm. She does it for him, though. Did that make him even more nervous?
* Chinatsu Hayakawa is asocial and doesn’t want to come to the company’s drinking session as invited by Shinozaki. Aiko Yamagishi stares at them and wonders if they are dating because they are so close. They quickly deny it. Later Katase also talks to Shinozaki about this. He explains Hayakawa is his childhood friend and despite going to the same schools together, they also ended up working in the same company. Is that a curse? But what’s this? Katase feels jealous? OMG. Does Katase have feelings for him? Turns out she wants to be Hayakawa’s friend too. Shinozaki regrets his arrogance.
* Shinozaki notices Katase never getting mad. Well, she can scold others without being mad. Like now as she does to him. Why? Because he worked hard and never told her?! So yes, he must do so each time so that she gets a chance to praise him for his hard work.
* Katase abusing her authority to give a beer she mistakenly bought to Shinozaki? Then she also wants to use that same power abuse to treat him to dinner. Since it is getting a little cold, he lends her his jacket. Oversized. She soon returns it otherwise she will be intoxicated with his scent. Of course she gives excuses that others might see them like this.
* On his way to work, Shinozaki catches Katase trying to meow at a cat in the bushes. He fakes a purr and she thinks there is another cat. Then she gets very embarrassed after realizing he was making fun at her. As punishment, he will be a cat today. Yes, meow!

Episode 2
* Katase arrives early at office. Her pen accidentally rolled down underneath Shinozaki’s desk. As she goes to pick it up, he arrives. Misunderstanding. She tries to get out. Bumped her head. Now she’s resting on his lap. Worse, their boss Chihiro Akina and even Hayakawa sees this and get the wrong idea.
* Akina thinks Katase and Shinozaki are in love with each other. But to be sure, he tails them after work and follows them to some restaurant. There is nothing more in this world he loves than supporting those in love. So, he’s like a busybody and has no life of his own? He sees them together but they are oblivious to all the cliché romantic signs. Until Katase tries to stretch and look outside the window and being this close to Shinozaki makes him fluster. Katase gets the wrong idea when Shinozaki wants to stay a little longer but he meant he will walk her back to the station. Akina has had his fill of today’s romance and ‘dies’. WTF.
* Shinozaki thinks Katase forgot her umbrella so he decides to share his. He tries to strike up a conversation but asks awkward questions. Of course she says he doesn’t need to talk if he doesn’t want to. They talk about their speaking habits, etc. When they’re going to part, Shinozaki is willing to lend his umbrella but she has her own. Well, she just wanted to talk to him.
* Shinozaki is sick so Katase feels a bit guilty and decides to pay him a visit and nurse him back to health. Obviously he is the happiest man alive as Katase notes she can be more than just a big sister. Uhm, you mean like a mom too?!
* Shinozaki wants to buy a thank you gift for his senpai and seeks Hayakawa’s advice. I guess she isn’t impressed with his ideas. She suggests giving her something that will stick around and remind her of him. Shinozaki feels nervous to give the present but eventually does. It’s an apron. He hopes she can use it at home. Her home, not his, silly. Anyway, he still hopes she can visit again another day. The good mood has Akina suggesting giving them the rest of the day off!

Episode 3
* Akina remembers the time when Shinozaki first joined the company. Well, it wasn’t really all that long ago. So we see the flashback of him introducing himself for the first time and being made Katase’s junior. She is of course happy to have a kouhai. While she might look scary at first, eventually she will reveal her happy and cute side. It wasn’t just Shinozaki who was nervous as the new guy but Katase too as she worries about being a good senpai. But don’t worry, they’ll laugh and learn a lot from each other. Akina feels nostalgic about this but the duo obviously feeling embarrassed.
* Noticing that Katase wants this plusie, Shinozaki offers to play this crane game and get it for her. So as he starts, we can see Katase’s eagerness. But when he fails, she goes into gloom mode. Yeah, so cute. This cycle can’t repeat itself forever as Katase sets a budget. So on the final try, Shinozaki wins big as he also gets a couple of other plushies together. As the plushies look like them, they Katase thinks of naming it after themselves. First name basis? She’s okay with it.
* Yamagishi calls Katase, Shinozaki and Hayakawa because the company is going to make a new Meowtaro game (it’s their company’s mascot) so she needs some input on love and romance. Yes, it’s going to be a dating sim. Obviously the trio has no experience in romance. Shinozaki wonders if the story of Hayakawa meeting her prince charming is it. Time for her to relate the story. When she first came for interview for this company, her shoe broke. Prince charming AKA Akina then helped to fix it. When it’s her turn for the interview, she was delighted to see him as one of the interviewers. As the rest do not know that prince charming’s identity, Hayakawa drops the subject and leaves them hanging.
* Despite only being plushies, Katase is being conscious about it especially the one that represents Shinozaki. Turning the plushie the other way so as not to watch her changing? And then an accident has the dolls end up in a compromising position. Is she fantasizing all that?! Better stop yourself before you fall into depravity.

Episode 4
* Hayakawa is on her way to a cosplay event. Only, Akina sees her! Hi girl, whatcha doing? Hayakawa fears he will start teasing her and calling her creepy but surprisingly he finds it cool and starts spamming how cute she is. She hopes he can keep this a secret from anyone else. Sure thing. He finds her to be even cuter and this makes her even more embarrassed. Because of that, she can’t concentrate on work and can’t help think about her secret being exposed. And then Akina invites her out to dinner. Just the 2 of them. There is something he wants to tell her. Oh dear. Not a date, right? Just a normal dinner, right? And so everything goes on normally until he tells her the need to tell her something. So it sounds like he is going to confess to her but turns out he is now in love with this cosplay thingy and wants to attend a cosplay event with her! He’s already got a camera ready to take pics of her! The more embarrassed she gets, the more he spams how cute she is. Amazing she isn’t dead…
* Hayakawa and Shinozaki interacting like normal. Katase teasing Akina that Hayakawa might be getting closer to Shinozaki. However the joke is on her as Akina is tormented between the choice of Shinozaki x Hayakawa or Katase x Shinozaki! She hints Akina x Hayakawa option but he misinterprets and thinks Katase x Hayakawa! Akina still has the last laugh as he hints she might be worried Hayakawa getting too close to Shinozaki.
* Hayakawa talks to Shinozaki about Akina finding out about her cosplay. They’re childhood friends so he already knows. But he doesn’t think that is the problem. True. It’s a good thing he doesn’t know she draws BL!!! Speaking of the devil, here he comes?! Did he hear?! Yeah, he whispers, what the heck is BL!
* Halloween spirit. Katase teases Shinozaki to feed her a chocolate. Too bad, shy boy took too long so she eats it herself. However she starts to feel strange. Oh great. It has alcohol. Drunk Katase then starts kissing Hayakawa! Akina can’t stop taking pics! So she is a kissing machine when drunk? What are your chances, Shinozaki?! Then she wants to say something to Akina. Turns out she is just grateful for all he has done. Now it’s Shinozaki’s turn. Uhm, she’s crying?! Does this mean he is always causing trouble for her? Actually, he has now become a reliable person unlike before. So, she’s like his mom now? But feel free to still rely on her. She gives him a big hug. Akina can’t stop taking pics. Akina takes this chance to ask Katase what she thinks of Shinozaki personally. With her face so red, she claims she isn’t sure… Akina confused. Hayakawa wants him to delete that yuri kissing pic. Oh, you mean the one he already set on his home screen background?!

Episode 5
* Katase and Shinozaki see some animal sleepwear on display. They start thinking how cute the other would be if they put it on. Of course, getting embarrassed with those thoughts. A reporter then wants to interview them for being a couple for her online channel. Too bad they’re not dating. She gets depressed because all those she tried to interview aren’t a couple. So she keeps bugging them to pretend to be one and won’t leave until they do so! Katase agrees to play the part although she realizes she has no experience in being a girlfriend. After a few questions, the reporters ask about their first kiss. Panic time. Should they lie and make this up too? Then she asks Shinozaki is he thinks of putting up another persona to play the boyfriend. Wow. Acting like a playboy and getting all touchy with Katase. Must be so convincing, she thinks it is real. Then she realizes he is putting all his effort into this pretend play and is proud of him. Finally, the reporter wants a kiss. So Katase pulls him close and makes it look like they’re doing so (blocked by her purse). Later the duo thought the reporter’s website isn’t that famous and nobody would see it but oh well, everyone in office has seen it.
* After the company holds a Christmas gathering, Katase and Shinozaki walk home together as they talk about their childhood Santa experience. As it is getting cold, Shinozaki realizes she doesn’t have gloves so he thought of keeping her close to make her warm. Turns out she has a pair. That was almost embarrassing. She has one for him but it is incomplete. Will be completed next year for sure. Then she gives him an animal sleepwear she bought as his present. He too thought of the same thing. After exchanging gifts, the mood seems right for them. But a camera flash ruins it. Oh my, Akina and Hayakawa have been watching them?! Hayakawa pointing out Katase being bold for discussing the sleepwear. Katase claims it is so they can take pictures and show each other. This leads to them exchanging contacts. Yes, Akina and Hayakawa too. Back home, Katase tries out the sleepwear and finds it a bit short. So she’s asking the Shinozaki plushie for his opinion? No answer but she has an idea on how the real one will respond.

Episode 6
* Fancy Katase as a sexy little Santa? Oh yeah! Too bad it’s just Shinozaki’s dream. Aww, shucks!
* As the deadline for her BL is nearing, Hayakawa’s assistants are all busy. But don’t worry, Akina can help! He proves he has the skills and since she is short of manpower, what choice does she have? Thanks to his help, she makes it for the deadline. Akina couldn’t have put it in a more ambiguous way that this is the product of their love! During the exhibition, an old friend of Hayakawa visits and she can’t help think Akina is her boyfriend in which of course she denies greatly. It doesn’t help when Akina keeps saying ambiguous stuffs to continue making her think so.
* Shinozaki and Katase talk with each other over the phone as the former invites the latter to visit the shrine. All this has Shinozaki’s elder sister, Yutaka suspect he has a girlfriend. While he denies, Yutaka learns this senpai of his is a woman and so she concludes he has found a girlfriend.
* Suddenly Katase is a stray cat put up for adoption?! So cute, Shinozaki can’t help pet her. But wait! She is acting like a cat and starts touching him all over too! Death by cuteness. And yeah, turns out it is all a dream. Strangely, Katase too has this dream and from her side, it seems she can’t control her body and did what she did. That was one helluva crazy dream to start the new year.
* As Yutaka continues to suspect her brother having a girlfriend, she asks him a series of quizzes to find out his taste in women. Fluffy meowy smiley cat girl? She decides to check her out and follows Shinozaki as he meets up with his colleagues at the shrine. Seeing how freaking cute this tiny senpai is, instantly Yutaka goes to hug her all over. This is called background check? Oh, can she take her home too? Certainly not! Akina then introduces himself and explains how great the pair works together. How would she like to get a little sister? She can if her brother marries her! Instantly Yutaka gives her approval for marriage as she and Akina bug them for a wedding date as well as argue who should give the speech at their wedding! Hayakawa notes she has not changed and goes into a frenzy whenever she sees something small and cute. This is why Yutaka doesn’t mess with her. Don’t worry, Akina won’t make her feel left out as he pets her head and claims she is also small and cute. Then goes back with wedding plans discussion with Yutaka. Hayakawa puts her foot down and protects Katase. Let’s resume the shrine visiting, please.

Episode 7
* Katase realizes she has grown a bit taller and wants Shinozaki to guess. He observers her and thinks it is a change in shampoo. So this makes her mad? She gives him another hint. A body growth. Oh dear. Why does the boobs seem like the most obvious answer? He gives up so she reveals her height. Then he notes about the boots she is wearing. So that is what make her taller. She feels embarrassed about it and remains seated and sulking.
* Satoshi Ishiyama from the PR side wants Shinozaki to do something for him. Luckily Katase returns to tell him off not to pile on unnecessary jobs for her subordinate. Ishiyama runs away but then sends an email to him if he still wants to do it in secret. Katase waltzes over to his side to give him an earful. If he really needs something done, he must speak to his superior first so that they can work things out. Well then, in that case he will.
* Hayakawa doing a job requested by Ishiyama. Akina pops up to check on her and tells her she shouldn’t just accept assignments on her own. She might be nice in helping others out but that is just being taken advantage of. Basically, that’s not very nice. He will have a word with Ishiyama and this brings Hayakawa to tears, shocking him for the first time.
* As Akina takes Hayakawa out to dinner, she flusters when he sits next to her. For some reason, she asks for his romantic history but as he relates, nothing eventful. It is one reason why he feels happier in cheering on someone else’s love life. Yutaka is eating alone next table and wants to join them. She sits too close to Akina, causing Hayakawa to feel uncomfortable. This has Yutaka have the wrong idea that Hayakawa wants her to sit next to her and so she does. Both Akina and Yutaka try to make the other sit next to Hayakawa in which Hayakawa eventually makes them both sit together.
* Shinozaki has a big shock when he wakes up as Yutaka is on him. She wants pics of Katase. He claims he doesn’t so she tells him to get some. On whose orders? Akina’s! Since when they became buddies?! Yutaka then steals his handphone and sends a message to Katase requesting for a pic. Katase is shocked at first but soon gets a message from him about the truth. In that case, does he still want one? Katase snaps a pic of herself but soon realizes the embarrassment. In a dilemma to send, eventually Shinozaki has something to do. This makes Katase conflicted. Yutaka makes amends to Katase by sending various pics of Shinozaki! Including one in the bath… When he was a baby!
* Shinozaki when meeting Katase on his way to work, is embarrassed about his sister’s act yesterday. He panics and says he still wants a pic of her. But she has a better suggestion: Let’s take one together. Akina approves of it and will help them take one. Both are nervous as hell as they stand next to each other. Hayakawa didn’t miss out on the action as she has roped in for the group photo. This is sent to Yutaka who feels left out. She wants to be in on this picture too!

Episode 8
* Hayakawa laments not enough vacation time after the New Year. If there was only extended holiday to head to the hotspring and relax. Of course there is the paid leave and everyone gets the idea to go there together.
* At the inn, there is also a pool. Shinozaki wonders what kind of cute swimsuit Katase will don. Looks like she went for the mature looks. Feast your eyes on those melons! Akina could make his compliment so easy but Shinozaki is panicking like hell on thinking what to say without sounding like a pervert. He thinks he can cover that by taking a swim together. However Katase rejects. At first he thought she doesn’t want him to see her in a swimsuit but the actual fact is that she doesn’t know how to swim. She relates that she almost drowned when young and thus the phobia. Don’t worry, Shinozaki will provide a few basic lessons. Shinozaki then has leg cramps. He almost drowns until Katase dives him to save him. She was scared about him dying. During this, he top comes undone. He manages to catch and tie it back. But she seems not impressed. Shinozaki thinks she wants an apology and more but it’s not actually that…
* Katase feels embarrassed by the whole thing and hopes to regain her honour before bed. But too bad she got drunk during dinner and is now all over Shinozaki. Akina and Hayakawa leave the room to let them be. You’re on your own. The only way Shinozaki can deal with this is to play along until she tires out. Well then, it’s going to be a long night as she spoils him like a kid. When he pretends to be sleepy, she puts him to bed. Looking like a compromising position. At this point, Hayakawa and Akina are returning and it will be bad to see them like this so they hide in the closet. With Katase still drunk and making noises, he has to quiet her down. This has his hand on her boobs. This shock noise has Hayakawa think the room is haunted! As Katase is crawling out, Shinozaki dumps the sheets on her. Now she looks like a ghost! Run! Katase is now asleep. The coast is clear. However she is holding onto him and won’t let go. So when the rest come back with the inn manager about a ghost, they see this compromising position. Akina quickly calls Yutaka. It’s wedding time!

Episode 9
* Akina has Katase and Shinozaki head down to the basement to get some merchandise for their next event. Little do they know, they stumble into an office romance between Masao Yoshida and Yuri Ito. Seeing the couple want to get even more risqué, this forces our duo to go hide in the closet. Yup. How cramped. And you bet they have to hold it in with such close proximity as Katase’s boobs are touching all over him. How long are they going to fool around? Dunno. But Shinozaki has an idea to text them using the group chat so that they can leave. Too bad Katase’s phone is in the back of her skirt. He can’t reach it unless. Yeah. Slowly wrap your hands around it to take it. Eventually it works as those lovebirds flee, thinking they might be caught for slacking. Shinozaki and Katase leave their cramped space but very embarrassed. Even more so this causes them unable to sleep at night.
* Next day, Shinozaki wants to see Katase later to tell her about something. Hence she starts to worry if this would lead to some sort of confession. Then as she talks to the other girls about office romance, they discuss about the different types of guys would be about their girl. Katase imagining Shinozaki in these different personalities. So she prefers the infantile one? Yeah, it might make her look like a shotacon… Ito is here to brag how both men and women can change each other. Then both the dumb couple start to make out in full display of their affections! Too shocking for Katase to handle? Yup, she imagines herself and Shinozaki like that. No way! It’s too dumb!
* Shinozaki waits for Katase to arrive and indeed he wants to confess to her. When she arrives, she immediately talks about staying as good colleagues because she doesn’t want to become completely dumb! This shocks Shinozaki so he is forced to play along and hopes they’ll be good colleagues. Yeah. We’re on the same page. Such heartbreak.
* Fancy seeing Katase as a magical girl! Yeah, fighting against the new Demon Lord in town AKA Shinozaki. So he is kind enough to give his name card, huh? And there’s one time she can’t transform so our professor Hayakawa has an older version she could use. Turns out to be a very skimpy outfit! An excuse for Shinozaki to take his leave because he wouldn’t want to fight her not at her best.

Episode 10
* Uhm, we’re still continuing this magical thingy?! Oh well, Akina decides to become a spy and work under Katase so that he could give some info to Shinozaki. Yes, Katase values loyal men! That useful enough?
* With the company having another competition among the rookies, the winning group will get a trip to a luxury resort in Okinawa. Katase remembers Akina winning the award in his first year. Later as Shinozaki talks to Ishiyama about this, this leads to a change in topic about Ishiyama wondering how far Shinozaki has gone with Katase. Has he not felt her boobs already?! This talk is interrupted by Akari Kurusu who is currently the most promising rookie this year. She thinks they’re doing sexual harassment so Ishiyama tries to handle this by claiming Shinozaki and Katase are already dating. Did he just made it more complicated? Kurusu returns to her manager, Shinobu Takatsukasa whom she admires greatly. She talks about her rivalry with Akina and he always bested her. Although Akina has slowed down and Takatsukasa continued to rise, she still can’t forget his talents. That is why she has talked to the boss if Kurusu wins this competition, she will have Akina transfer to her department! Of course Shinozaki won’t have that and will win. Well then. May the best rookie win. Shinozaki goes back to see both Katase and Akina very relaxed. Better up your game.
* As part of Shinozaki’s idea, his team visits a kindergarten to mingle with the kids. The highlight is this lonely girl, Marin. Shinozaki and Katase play with her and soon she wants to play house. Katase can foresee Marin might pair them as husband and wife but well, she gets the role of the pet cat. Is that much worse? Marin will be the mom instead! Kitty tries to get in between daddy and mommy! Mommy orders kitty to lie on daddy’s lap! Oh my. Is this even worse? But how does it feel? Then as they continue playing, naughty boy Tomo goes to bully her. Obviously Shinozaki knows he likes her so he tells her to be nice to the girl he likes. He does so but she’s still ruing from his bullying and now bullies him back! Oh kids… As the adults return, Katase can’t help think of Shinozaki’s words. Then she gets conscious as he treats her nicely. Death by niceness?

Episode 11
* Shinozaki is working so hard that it is obvious it is affecting his health. Katase talks to him it isn’t all about winning so just do your best. Meanwhile Takatsukasa is happy with Kurusu’s work but why doesn’t Kurusu seem happy? In fact, when Shinozaki bumped into her, she ran away in tears. Thinking she must be with lots of pressure, he hopes Katase could talk to her.
* Katase talks to Kurusu who is very defensive at first. But after a few ice breakers, Kurusu can’t stop talking? The big reveal shows that Kurusu sucks at drawing. She has tried it for a long time and it didn’t get better. She doesn’t want to disappoint Takatsukasa but Katase says to tell her the truth. Nobody is going to mock he for putting in the effort. After all, she must tell her superior if there is something she isn’t good at. Kurusu does so and starts crying. Takatsukasa and realizes she has been putting pressure on her. She then rallies the rest of her team to support Kurusu.
* On the day of the presentation, Katase getting nervous instead so it is Shinozaki’s turn to calm her down. Kurusu is here to thank Shinozaki but also renew their rivalry. It is then Katase learns about the manager snatching deal. Why did he not tell her?! Apparently Akina and Hayakawa already knew. Shinozaki reasons that he has been under her guidance and feels he will not lose.
* During the presentation, Hayakawa presents while Shinozaki is in a cat mascot outfit, using the friendship theme in their presentation after their kindergarten stint. Katase getting a bit jealous as there are lots of other girls having a feel of the mascot! At the end of the presentation, she confronts him and wants a big hug too. Then it turns out the person behind it is Akina! Shinozaki swapped out to do some last minute data fixing thingy. She can have her big hug with Shinozaki now. Not!
* The boss announces the winner. But it seems Shinozaki and Kurusu are tied with some excellence award (not the main prize). Kurusu feels sad since Takatsukasa won’t be able to get Akina. Oh, she forgot all about it due to the intense competition! Besides, this made her realize that to strive for greater heights, she needs her valuable subordinates more. Anyway, the big rookie prize goes to Yuusuke Yamagishi?! OMFG! WTF?! The least motivated person wins the big prize?! So frustrating…

Episode 12
* Katase hints to Shinozaki to do something naughty after their company’s drinking party. Well, it’s to go eat ramen. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! Sure baited you horny viewers there! But then they heard other people talk about eating ramen late at night improves one’s libido. Oh sh*t…
* Yamagishi has created a Meowtaro game. Well, she anthropomorphize them as hot guys! Too bad Kurusu hates it! Not cats, not good! So as they test play it, it seems certain lines follow exactly the same as that Shinozaki-Katase’s failed confession. This makes them both panic as they think some sort of rejection has happened. However with Yamagishi giving some opinions about the game, the duo realize it is not over yet and they still have a chance. So as Shinozaki ponders if their relationship would forever be senior-junior, he manages to get ‘permission’ for her to ask her out for shopping or even send a text for no reason. Hey, at least they’re friends, right? I hope this doesn’t give the term friendzone and new meaning.
* However with both of them still feeling shy to ask each other such, obviously they start to panic. Something must change! They need a good timing for that. And it seems with the Golden Week holidays coming up, Yamagishi making suggestions of going to the amusement park. This gives our duo some ideas (including some naughty bits of bathing together at the hotel?!). The gang even plan to go there as a group but since their schedules do not match, they will have to wait for another time. However this gives Shinozaki the perfect chance to ask Katase out to the amusement park. Gladly.
* As Shinozaki prepares to go out, Yutaka keeps bugging him about this date with Shiori. Though, he keeps denying and this is just an outing with friends! Can’t be a date if you haven’t confessed or go out steady yet, right? Right. Shinozaki and Katase meet at the amusement park and have their fun. When it’s time to leave, they are shocked to see Yutaka, Akina and Hayakawa there too. Well, since Shinozaki said it is an outing for friends, she called Akina who in turn called Hayakawa to join in. At least, they can help take a picture of them together.

No Love Is Too Small For A Big Heart
Sorry, looks like they’ll have to continue to be the senior-junior relationship for now. Not ready to rock the boat yet. This way, they can continue to have more fun before taking the plunge. Oh you know, the path of no return when a man and a woman gets married! HAHAHA! As long as the official confession doesn’t happen, anything (and a lot) can happen. Yeah, enjoy your single life together for now. Especially this dating. Oh sorry, this friendship. I’m sure not everybody is lucky to have a cute (and busty) petite senpai. Shinozaki you lucky bastard!!!

If you do not like shows with a heavy plot to follow, then this one is very ideal because shows of such genres literally have no plot at all. Generally, it is the shenanigans and antics of office workers. To be it in a very broad and general sense. Of course, hinting and trolling us with some office romance between the characters but that is so much about it. Every episode here is random and doesn’t necessarily affect the next. Safe to say you can see it in almost any order and still won’t lose much. After all, it is mostly Shinozaki getting his guidance from Katase. The duo work closely together but too close sometimes (okay, make that many times) that the close proximity will have sparks flying be all over. And then there’s those meddling co-workers or rather their manager who really wants to get them together and almost catching them with their pants down. And you thought the office life was helluva boring. Unless it’s a black company…

Our main characters, Shinozaki and Katase are just like any other characters of the genre. They are lovable in their own ways. Hence the ‘charm’ of the series is to see them getting close to each other in various circumstances as they blush and get embarrassed with their close proximity. It is obvious from the start that they both like each other but I guess the thought of an office romance especially one between a superior and worker might be frowned upon because of the abuse of authority. I mean, imagine the perspective of an outsider. Shinozaki getting close to Katase just to earn some favours from her and vice versa. Doesn’t that look like abuse of authority to you? So yeah, they have to be cautious about it but in the meantime, we all know they’re just making us frustrated with all the trolling. Short of confessing to each other, here, have all those blushing and embarrassed moments as our reward for watching their cutie act.

Other than that, it seems the other don’t want to be seen as some sort of a loose person to the other. Often as we see, Shinozaki and Katase would habitually start to overthink their actions which may lead the other to think it is more than just that. So they have to forcefully stop it and react with all the blushing and flushing so as the return the situation to normalcy. It happens so many times and you wonder why they still aren’t an item. Oh right. That superior-worker relationship takes precedence. So it’s going to be a while to see them dating each other unless they resign! Until then, keep on entertaining with those cute tomfooleries and silliness.

Obviously trying to bait some viewers into watching this is of course Katase herself. Unlike the other aforementioned series in which the female leads is small and flat, Katase is small and busty. Makes you wonder if all her growth went into the boobs instead! So yes, she is the poster girl of the series and providing the much needed eye candy and fanservice-cum-motivation for guys to keep watching this series till the end. To make up for her petite size, she is big in her heart. Oh heck, those boobs are in the way to see the goodness of her heart! HAHAHA!!! Sighs…

To make her even cuter, sometimes she turns into some sort of a cat. Cuteness level ramped up to off the charts! However I want to point out something about her whenever she is in this mode. You see, whenever Katase is a happy kitten, she wags her tail! I mean, a cat wagging its tail?! I thought only dogs wag their tail feverishly like that?! Basic knowledge says when a cat wags its tail, they are annoyed or unhappy. Even so, they don’t wag their tail this fast. So it gives a whole lot of confusion to me since I thought she might be a dog. But nope, she’s a cat. And she keeps wagging her tail like a dog. Uhm, so is she cat dog?! ARGH! I’m so confused! But hell, cat logic doesn’t apply here. It’s Katase we’re talking about! Because her boobs already defy gravity and physics, so screw this cat behaviour too! As long as Katase is cute, we approve! Now give us more meowing cuteness, Katase style!

The trolling romance between Shinozaki and Katase might be cute. But to make this series even funnier and a whole lot wackier, this is where Akina comes in. Ah yes, there is always that strange meddling nosy person. While Akina is not a bad person per se, it seems he really wants to get both of them together. He has this uncanny ability to just pop up anywhere and at any time, surprising us with his straight smiling face! Is that scary or what? So much so, I think he might be some sort of angel or a cupid disguised as a human! I guess it is always easier to watch and support the love of others than your own. What was it again about his own love life? Never mind. Because it’s more fun to watch Shinozaki and Katase getting together. He gets his kicks from it and it’s like he has no other stuffs in life and only enjoys this. And he’ll be there waiting when you least expected it. Watching with glee…

They also want to hint another office pair: Akina and Hayakawa but this one feels a lot secondary compared to Shinozaki and Katase. More often, it feels like Hayakawa is dragged into this flow of antics rather than on her own volition. Because Akina has helped her out many times too, considering there are some circumstances that put them together, what are the chances of them being an item? Too bad Shinozaki x Katase pair still steals the limelight so either way, Hayakawa will have to be secondary whether she likes it or not. To add fuel to all the madness, Shinozaki’s sister AKA Yutaka is equally as feverishly mad as Akina when it comes to the matters of her brother. Yeah, the duo can be partners in crime to set up Shinozaki in some romance antics. Like as though big sister has no love life of her own. Yeah, who would want to date and marry this crazy woman! So the next best bet for her is to see her little brother succeed in this romance area. You can tell as she is very impatient in wanting to marry him off and get her hands on the cute Katase as her sister in law. Wedding bells when? Keep waiting then.

The other minor characters are also wacky but do not take much of the spotlight away from the main ones. Like Ishiyama who is just annoying (in a funny sense) because he keeps bugging others to help him. Then there is Yamagishi of the PR department who is just so unmotivated. I mean, a guy in the PR section lacking enthusiasm? I wonder how this company’s image survived. Then there’s the real office couple of Yoshida and Ito to remind us all that it can still happen. But don’t spend too much time with each other during company’s hours. That’s not productive! And of course Kurusu and Takatsukasa, another example how a good manager can boost the morale and productivity of their worker with the right support. Thank goodness this is not a black company, eh? Such good companies will spawn good workers and will bring more profits to the company. Ah, how we wished there were more companies like that in the world. So what do black companies get? Their unhappy workers die and get the isekai treatment! HOLY SH*T!!! SAY IT ISN’T SO!!!! But I guess everybody here I assume is having a happy life because with not much back stories on the characters, it makes them a whole lot simpler rather than a complicated character. Yeah, it’s not that kind of anime. So character development? Heck, we’re even having a hard time pushing through Shinozaki x Katase romance!

Art and animation of the series are quite bright and clean. But the character designs may look a bit cartoonish as their looks have a more simplistic design. At first glance, it might look like a show for younger audiences but then again after seeing those huge racks from Katase, obviously it is not. This anime is done by Project No. 9 who did animes with cute girls like Ro-Kyu-Bu, Ryuuou No Oshigoto, Shachiku-san Wa Youjo Yurei, Tenshi No 3P and Watashi Noryouku Wa Heikinchi De Tte Itta Yo Ne. So don’t be surprised to see such cuteness trademarks in here.

Voice acting is pretty decent as I only recognized Hiro Shimono as Ishiyama. That trademark goofy idiotic voice, can never miss it. But somehow I did for Mikako Komatsu as Yutaka :’(. Anyway, the rest are Hina Tachibana as Katase (Maina in Oshi Ga Budoukan Ittekuretara Shinu), Yuuki Shin as Shinozaki (Jinn in Edens Zero), Nobunaga Shimazaki as Akina (Shido in Date A Live), Yumiri Hanamori as Hayakawa (Nadeshiko in Yuru Camp), Hina Yomiya as Kurusu (Yamada in Boku No Kokoro No Yabai Yatsu) and Yuuki Urushiyama as Takatsukasa. The opening theme, Honey by Touya Kobayashi sounds like a generic anime pop rock. It feels like I’ve heard this kind of tune somewhere before but I just can’t put my finger on it. The same can be said for the ending theme, Sugar by YU-KA. Just your average pop song with some great guitar strumming but once more, feels like I’ve heard the tune from somewhere before. Feel free to help refresh my memory.

Overall, just another funny office romance comedy like as though this is the boobs version of Senpai Ga Uzai Kouhai No Hanashi. Lots of heart-warming moments if you include Katase getting embarrassed and pouting like crazy after that! Otherwise it is pretty basic and not too heavy for those who want to watch something light and funny and not invest in a series that has too many characters and long dragged out stories (looking at a certain pirate series!!!). Yeah. Don’t we all just wish we have a great supportive (and busty cute) boss like Katase? As well as a great company that has great work environment? Ah yes. How sweet. Forgive me for sounding sceptical because all that seems more probable as fantasy than real. Even dying in a black company and getting the isekai treatment sounds more realistic than this!

BanG Dream! It’s MyGO

Eh? This franchise still alive? Apparently. I wasn’t such a big fan of it so I didn’t really follow up. After the third season, I didn’t follow up on the movie or the male spinoff version of the series. Or that, what’s that violin rock band spinoff again? Mofo fornification or something?! Whatever! And thus when BanG Dream! It’s MyGO (how many freakin’ exclamation marks come after that???!!! I lost count…) hit the airwaves, I was particularly surprised. I figure this is going to be a band version of Love Live, a franchise that will not die in the foreseeable future. Heh. Why am I being so pessimistic about the things that many others love? Anyway, noting a different set of faces on the promotional poster, I figured this could be another spinoff and so it was that curiosity that made me go check it out to see what it’s all about. It’s a new band so got to give them a chance. Though, I’m not putting any high hopes on it.

Episode 1
Well, bad news. Sakiko Togawa finally shows up to her waiting band members of Crychic, only to tell them she is quitting. Soyo Nagasaki tries to find out why but Sakiko isn’t saying. This pisses off Taki Shiina. Without Sakiko, what will happen to the band since Sakiko founded it. Not that she cares. Tomori Takamatsu is too scared to say anything and Mutsumi Wakaba claims she never had fun in the band. I guess that’s it for them. Now we see Anon Chihaya as a new transfer student at Haneoka Girls’ High School. She quickly makes friends with a normal group of people. She learns they are in a band. Oh heck, almost everyone in school is one. They credit to their seniors like Afterglow for this band mania. They invite Anon to join but she’ll think about it. As she continues to ponder about it, she hears this beautiful piano play by Sakiko. She goes to introduce herself as Anon is also looking for some band members. Sakiko doesn’t seem impressed and leaves. True, Anon is looking for members but she doesn’t want to be too invested in a band. But fellow classmate Tomori seems to attract Anon’s attention. She looks weird and forlorn. A mini accident has them strike up a little conversation. Like Tomori is into penguins and as the only member of the astronomy club, she hopes Anon will join so as not to be disbanded. Well, Anon will think about it! That sad Tomori looks… Anon then notices her songbook. She takes a look at it and doesn’t recognize this Spring Sunlight song. Tomori says she is no longer in a band and won’t do it again for fear of the same thing happening. Anon can’t stand this gloominess and takes her to go karaoke. Tomori is in no mood to sing. Anon tries to look up Spring Sunlight but can’t find it. Of course she can’t. It’s a song they wrote. As Tomori still blames herself, Anon tries to give some words of encouragement. Tomori then wonders if she can keep the band going for the rest of their lives and when Anon laughs, Tomori is not amused and runs out. She chases after her to apologize. So happen they pass by Taki’s workplace so Taki defends her friend from this weirdo. Tomori continues to run as Taki learns that Anon tried to invite Tomori to join her band. Taki is not impressed and scolds her. What? Why? Meanwhile Tomori continues to be sad…

Episode 2
Anon is so confused as Taki walks away. Soyo wonders what is happening so Anon brushes it off. Next day in class, a bit of awkwardness between Anon and Tomori. Later as Anon goes to the bulletin to check if there are any bands who would take a guitarist and/or vocalist, none. Then she bumps into Soyo there again they soon become friends. They had to patron the diner Taki works as. You bet Taki and Anon won’t get along. Bad service! As they talk about band recruitment, Rana Kaname is jamming her guitar on stage! Too noisy to hear anything! But her jamming is awesome, right? With another bad service from Taki, Anon can’t understand what her beef is. She only asked Tomori to join her band. That’s all. Of course Tomori rejected her. Soyo easily agrees to Anon’s suggestions of joining her band since she plays the bass. At school, Anon apologizes to Tomori for being pushy and won’t ask her to join again. Next day, Anon and Soyo meet up to discuss further on recruiting other band members. Soyo has an idea who can be the drummer. Looking at you, Taki. She is not impressed and won’t join. Soyo asks if Tomori is in, would she be? Taki doesn’t think so because she’s hurt. Soyo notes everyone is hurt. Soyo then explains to Anon that all of them used to be in the same band called Crychic. She shows her a low res video of them in one of their practice. Tomori was the lead singer and she sounds pretty shy. Later Anon talks to Tomori about the latter being a vocalist. Quite a good singing voice. She believes Tomori want to be in a band.

Episode 3
Fancy an episode about Crychic but totally from Tomori’s POV? Here’s your episode. Some snippets of Tomori’s life and after she graduated from middle school, she continued to be alone. Until Sakiko thought she wanted to kill herself by jumping off the bridge (she was just actually trying to pick a flower). With Sakiko scrapping her knee, Tomori offered her plaster. That’s when the duo started to become friends as Sakiko is impressed with whatever Tomori likes. Taking a liking for some words she wrote about loneliness, Sakiko then incorporated it into her song. She liked it so much that Sakiko wanted to start a band with her. And soon they got the other members of Crychic and everyone was pretty confident about their future as a band. However, I’m surprised that Tomori was shocked to learn she is the band’s vocalist. It’s her lyrics so she should sing. Uhm, did she not know what she was playing when she signed up?! Anyway, being the shy girl, obviously her voice couldn’t come out. So they had several practice sessions and some karaoke ones too to help boost Tomori’s confidence. Then there was one performance they played, it was so good that Tomori couldn’t remember what happened?! They received lots of praises but of course there were some sceptics too. Taki’s answer was to block them?! But then Sakiko saw some comment and it all went downhill from there. The rest as we all know is history, the day when Sakiko announced she is quitting the band. This has Tomori wonder if she lacked something as a person as she doesn’t have something precious like everyone else. Of course, she yearns to have that.

Episode 4
Tomori blames herself for the breakup of Crychic. When Soyo joins in the talk, Tomori runs away. At school, Tomori continues to avoid Anon. When Sakiko asks Anon if she has found any new members and she replies Soyo, Sakiko becomes annoyed. After school, Soyo waits outside the school gates to talk to Sakiko but she is in no mood for that. Soyo wonders if this has anything to do with Crychic but Sakiko denies. Anon then forces Tomori, Soyo and Taki to get together and talk out all their problems. Might as well. First they discuss about why Crychic broke up. Taki thinks it is Sakiko since she stopped coming to practice. Tomori blames herself thinking she couldn’t sing well and that’s why Sakiko stopped coming. Anyway in the end, nobody is to blame and they all have their own circumstances. They misunderstood each other and lost their chance to connect. Not wanting to start hating bands as Soyo suggests they can start all over again. This time they’ll surely talk it out. Tomori invites Anon to join too. Well, weird squabbling between Anon and Taki can begin… In class, everybody crowds around Tomori after they learn she is now in a band. She’s a celebrity or what?! The quartet gather again to talk about band details. They start off with who plays what. Anon trying to paint herself as the important centre and Taki of course has things to stay about it. Uhm, Tomori could stand and sing behind Anon? Then there’s the naming of the band. Yeah, Anon’s suggestions all include a variation of her name. So self-centred. More weird stuffs like Ricky and Ooky (WTF?!) but I’m sure we’re here for the amusing Anon-Taki banter, right? At the end of the discussion, Tomori thanks Anon for it all. First band practice. Anon trying to show off her simple chords? What song to practice? Spring Sunlight seems to be the only song they know although Anon is not very familiar with it since she heard it only once.

Episode 5
Uhm, Rana just walks into the session and starts jamming after looking at the score of Spring Sunlight once. Like as though this is her band or something? Practice for the rest didn’t start as it ended. They ask Rana if she wants to join the band. Yes, she’ll do it. Anon looking pretty worried. But Rana’s guitar skills are exceptional and she would’ve been scouted by other bands. True. But they are all boring women. It seems she views Tomori as interesting. Anon excuses herself and back home, she is really worried if Rana actually joins the band. This means she will be relegated to secondary guitarist! As she practises her guitar, she thinks of taking a shortcut. This means asking Tomori to write a new song since they are a new band. Sorry, she only write lyrics. There goes her shortcut plan. Taki then suggests doing a live concert soon. Anon is even more worried since they haven’t even practised once! Oh wow, Taki went ahead and do the booking already? Soon, Tomori ekes out she doesn’t want to do it because she fears the band will break up again. Despite Soyo assuring it will be different this time, this is not convincing enough for Tomori. Taki and Soyo talk about this issue. They thought their feelings were the same but apparently not. Whatever it is, they don’t want to make Tomori feel alone again. On yet another discussion, Taki is adamant to go ahead with the live performance so everyone can hear Tomori’s song. With Anon pretty against it, this has Taki telling her off that she is so because she can’t play the guitar well and is using this as an excuse to run away. Wow, Anon denies that and RUNS AWAY!!! She stumbles into a few old friends and they thought she was in London studying. Oh damn, did she lie?! With Tomori picking her up, Anon explains her whole life is about running away. Indeed, she went to London to study after middle school but all that enthusiasm died out since she couldn’t blend in and it was so awkward. That is why she returned and became a transfer student at this strange time. Now it is Tomori’s turn to tell her not to run because she once told her to try hard. Now apply it to yourself. Move forward and if it’s a dead end, find another way. Just keep moving forward because by doing so, it isn’t the end. In the end, both of them now agree to do the live performance.

Episode 6
Seriously, Anon still trying to learn the chords?! Tomori shows the lyrics she has written. Taki is impressed and will write a song to match it. Soyo talks to Mutsumi about their band going to perform soon and invites her to watch. Unfortunately she doesn’t want to come. Taki has written the music and lets her bandmates listen. It’s good. Only Anon wants it a bit slower but is shot down because Taki doesn’t want to lose momentum. Before they start practising, Rana drops in and sees the sheet and then starts playing it. Note, there is no part for her written so she improvises on it. Because it’s good, Taki cancels practice to rewrite the song to include her. And when that is ready, Rana doesn’t show up. Again, Taki cancels practice to rewrite the song without her. WTF?! Could she not use the previous one?! And then once that is done, Rana shows up. WTF, girl! Make up your mind! After one practice, Rana is satisfied and leaves. Worse, Taki becomes a dictator and tells Anon to practice even more. Can’t blame Anon, the score changes all the time and she needs time to practice. The rest note she is quite stressed and offer to help. Too bad Taki took it the wrong way and thinks she cannot be depended upon. So much so she screams she isn’t like Sakiko. Because of that, Taki falls into depression and even worries if she’ll actually turn up on performance day. Yeah, now it is Taki’s turn not to show up for practice! OMG, this is so funny I can’t even laugh! Anon and Tomori are worried so they go to her school to look for her. A weird chase scene before they finally catch her. Then Rana stumbles into them as she was playing with a stray cat. Taki is shocked because she never knew Rana went to her school. Here’s another shocker: She’s your senior!

Episode 7
During the equipment testing rehearsal, our girls are even having their own bust up. Rana just like, put down her guitar and left?! Even while waiting at the backstage, more bust up as Taki tries to take charge but everyone is still anxious. So the concert for the night begins. It is our girls’ turn. Tomori and Anon clearly show panic on their faces as Soyo tries to appease the fleeting crowd. Worse, a few false starts! Take it from the top again! Then the real song starts. Tomori being soft as f*ck as we also see Sakiko and Mutsumi as part of the crowd. But soon Tomori finds her groove and starts singing naturally. Once the song ends, she makes a heartfelt speech how she couldn’t sing well before and doesn’t want to feel that awful feeling of breaking up again. Now she feels like she wants to move forward with her songs. It’s not part of the script so she suddenly starts singing Spring Sunlight and everyone else follows suit. At this time, a large crowd gathers and is enthralled by Tomori’s performance as she belts her heart out. But WTF, Sakiko is not happy and runs away in tears?! Seeing this, Soyo is having the biggest heartbreak of her life. The song ends on a good note and the audience are very pleased with their performance. But as our girls relish their huge success at the backstage, shockingly Soyo loses her sh*t and screams her head off why did she sing Spring Sunlight! Oh damn, she looks like a psycho killer!

Episode 8
Soyo snapping at the rest for singing that song without permission. I’m sorry, does it belong to anybody exclusively?! She says Sakiko was crying. However Taki doesn’t care. Soyo has had it and leaves. Because of that, Soyo has not been seeing them since and Taki continues to be indifferent. Don’t even mention about Rana who is just, uhm, I don’t even know what she’s thinking anymore. Tomori talks to Anon about Sakiko being the one who brought her into Crychic. It was a warm place then. But now the irony when she sang the song, it hurt her. Soyo has trying to text Sakiko to explain herself but no replies. Could it be she has been blocked? Google it… Sakiko goes to meet her childhood friend, Uika Misumi. Some flashback on how they met and became friends. But now Sakiko seems seriously in asking her for a favour. Soyo then talks to Mutsumi. She thinks she brought Sakiko to their performance. She tries to get psychological with Mutsumi to blame it is all her fault since she speaks her mind freely. This is to get her to reveal where Sakiko lives. Anon is surprised to receive a message from Rana to meet up. Better hurry down there before she leaves! Wow, it’s like a rare event! So as everyone minus Soyo meet, Tomori wants to apologize although Taki couldn’t care less about what Soyo is doing. This is all so boring for Rana so she just packs up and leave. Oh damn! Wasted! Soyo meets Sakiko at her home as she starts ranting about how it wasn’t her intention to play Spring Sunlight but was forced to go along. She doesn’t expect to be forgiven since the song is precious to Crychic and shouldn’t sing it without her permission. Sakiko is not amused and thinks she is just doing it for herself. Holding onto the song tightly is not worth it so why not just forget about it. Soyo is in shock as she tries to bring back the happy days of Crychic. Sakiko tells her off Crychic is done. Destroyed. Yes, she was the one who started it but that is why she also ended it. Whatever her next scheme, she doesn’t want to be involved. Soyo becomes desperate and will plead to do anything to get Crychic back together again. Unfortunately Sakiko once more isn’t impressed with such irresponsible words. Because at the end of the day, she only thinks about herself. Well, that’s the final blow. Sakiko’s gone. Soyo in despair. Mutsumi… Still having that poker face.

Episode 9
Flashback shows when Soyo was younger, she moved into this place with her single mom. At this new school of hers, she joined and orchestra and played the cello. After one of the concerts, Sakiko approached her and was impressed with her performance. She invited her to join her band. Ah, such great times in Crychic until of course the day they fell apart. Now that Soyo is as uncertain as Rana, this makes Tomori feel that she is cursed in bands and thinks she shouldn’t be in one. She hurts everyone by being in it. Of course Taki disagrees. She then messages Mutsumi for Soyo’s address. Hmm, everybody doesn’t know where each other lives except Mutsumi?! But Mutsumi tells her it is none of her business. Soyo returns to her orchestra group. One day Anon and Tomori see her across the station. They wave but Soyo ignores and pretends not to know them. This makes Tomori so sad! Anon calls Taki about this and looks like it’s time to take matters into her own hands. After asking her sister, Taki waits for an orchestra performance to end before confronting Soyo. She asks about the band. What is she going to do about it? Not my problem. Those promises? All lies. Taki is at boiling point as she tells about Tomori agonizing over everything. Did she betray her? Soyo admits yes. If she is called the worst, the same can be said for Taki. Soyo thinks it is fine since Taki wants Tomori for herself. Desperate, Taki tells Anon and Tomori she has brought a new bassist into the band. She is Umiri Yahata, Taki’s classmate and in about roughly 30 bands! So she’s like a bassist for hire? Taki pushes everything fast to practice but after a few tries and Tomori not singing, Umiri packs up and leaves. No point continuing, right? Anon asks about Soyo as Taki says she is not coming back. Needing more explanation, Taki then blurts out what Soyo said to her especially those lies. Although Soyo didn’t say she quit, she never intended to be part of the new band. That’s why she never needed Anon or Rana. It was an excuse to tie Taki and Tomori together. If that’s the case, Anon realizes she is not needed and leaves. Oh damn, Tomori breaking down further. She’s this close of turning psycho!

Episode 10
So is it over? Well, Tomori still feeling hurt and confused from everything. And now Anon is keeping her distance from her. As she continues to do things alone, she bumps into Uika who lends a listening ear. She hints about singing reaching out to others. Even if she has a hard time saying it in words, her feelings will definitely get through. After Tomori pens her lyrics, she confronts Anon to perform live with her. She won’t. Bye. Tomori then books a live performance slot herself. Uhm, is this a stand up comedy? Because she is alone and starts talking her lyrics. Weird. But luckily here is Rana to give some background accompaniment music. Well, some actually find this interesting! Yeah, not sure if this is some new type of music! With more and more people attending this, Rana even drags Taki in the middle of her work to go play! Later as Tomori and Taki reconcile, Mutsumi pops up to ask what they’ll do about Soyo because she doesn’t know anymore. Tomori then confronts Anon to play with her again but once more she refuses as she believes she is not needed. She runs. She chases. The clincher is that Tomori wants them to be lost together. So that’s how she is convinced to return? Now Anon goes to confront Soyo who is still stubborn and not impressed. Because Anon claims both of them start this band, Soyo assures she will end it. So she’s Sakiko v2 now? So at the next live performance, the moment Tomori spots Soyo in the crowd, she leaps off just to drag her to the stage to play. Such great drama. Here’s your bass. The rest didn’t give her any time so they start playing as she starts singing talking. Soyo is forced to go with the flow and soon everybody starts playing like a band and Tomori singing for real. Yeah, must be so beautiful that everybody minus Rana is f*cking crying! Must be feeling good to be back in business, eh?

Episode 11
So we’re still crying at the backstage? Yeah, everybody so confused so the only thing left is to continue crying. Except for Rana of course. In a way, the band is back together again although Soyo’s face is mostly I’m-not-impressed kinda look. Rana keeps bugging Taki to perform live again. So the girls go try their luck and it seems the available space is in 3 days. Take it or leave it? Because Soyo doesn’t want to sing that same song again, I guess they’ll have to do the impossible and write a new song. Hence Taki arranges for everybody to converge at her home to do so. Anon trying to make herself useful by suggesting a name for the band and do the costumes. I don’t think the rest are even interested… Soyo is still having confused feelings because Tomori went on to assume all 5 of them will be playing in this band for the rest of their lives. What if she refused? Didn’t plan for that. As Anon puts it, all of them have been led around by Tomori who wouldn’t abandon Soyo or give up on the band even if she was alone. So crunch time is here as everyone gathers to meet the deadline as Taki is using her prior knowledge of Midi music programming to get a head start. Anon trying to suggest band names but no one is impressed especially Soyo. Then she also shows skimpy outfit fashion examples. This is to make them stand out. Nobody is impressed either. Since Anon has started to make their uniforms, they also converge to her place to help. Uhm, Anon already sewn their band name onto the outfit?! Anon Tokyo?! Soyo not impressed! Not sure if Tomori is mumbling about the hard band life or if this is part of her lyrics. But this gives Anon the perfect idea for their band name. Because they are still lost girls, that should be their band name. Next morning, Soyo is devastated because her uniform is cut into half?!

Episode 12
After all that practice and Taki is still feeling unconfident with her new song? Well, it’s almost their turn to go on stage so they better be prepared. So the band with the name of Maigo go on stage to start their performance. Tomori dazzling before the crowd. At the end of it, she introduces the members. Uhm, a bit too personal her introduction? She also mentions about their struggles and how they are always lost before continuing the next song. Then she makes it official their band name as MyGO before the band sings their final song. It’s okay to get lost as long as you’re moving forward! Back stage, the rest agree and accept MyGO as their band’s name. Soyo goes to see Mutsumi who saw their performance. She asks how it was. Splendid. However Soyo isn’t impressed and did not want to hear that answer from her. What’s her frickin’ problem?! She returns whatever chocolates to her. Sakiko goes to see a famous online social influencer, Nyamu Yuutenji. It seems she wants her to join her band that includes Mutsumi and Uika. Sakiko wants her as a drummer because not only she is ambidextrous but she can pull in the views for their band. Speaking of which, she is already on the verge of signing with an agency and they’ll have their professional debut soon. So is she on board?

Episode 13
We see Sakiko recruiting Mutsumi for her band. The latter agrees out of pity thinking she is breaking apart. Sakiko reminds her that her weak version is dead so your worries are not of any concern. We see MyGO celebrating and talking. Sorry, it’s boring so I didn’t pay attention. All I can see is that Tomori still seems unsure. One day, Tomori has written some lyrics or something. She goes to show it to Sakiko at school. Well, the b*tch just slams the piano and goes off. WTF is her problem?! Lucky Tomori has Anon to hang out with and blow that blues away. The duo bump into Uika but she can’t chat since she is running late for her show. That is right. Tonight’s concert is Ave Mujica’s debut. We see the members of Sakiko, Mutsumi, Uika, Nyamu and Umiri preparing at the backstage. Wow. They dolled up their face so much and they wear a mask? Is this some masquerade ball? Phantom of the opera? Yeah, it’s so lacy I thought they were wearing panties on their face! WTF DID I JUST SAY???!!! Anyway, the concert begins in an unusual fashion because it is some sort of theatrical play before the girls get down to their instruments and start jamming. Is it Halloween? Their song sounds like it. You bet it is such a great show that they are the top trending band on the internet. You think the girls would like to have an after party celebration but it seems Sakiko is either being overly cautious to not get fame into her head or she’s just a wet blanket b*tch who doesn’t want to celebrate. She takes her leave and heads home early. Yeah. Why do that when she hates home so much and her dad looks like some unemployed drunkard.

BlanD Dream! Lost Girls Of Tokyo
Oh my. So it’s not over? Because there’s a sequel?! Well, more accurately, a sequel on Sakiko’s side since she has formed a new band, right? Ah yes. Time for more band drama but now on Sakiko’s group of (masked) weirdoes. Heh. It’s like MyGO got usurped in the final episode for this. Uh huh. Let’s put aside these boring and drama filled ladies and focus on a seemingly more interesting group of girls. At least from this point of view. Hence the final episode felt like a long promotional teaser for the next season which is of course Ave Mujica. Yeah. That’s the name for the next season. So take a bow, MyGO! Get lost! Literally!

Generally I would say that I am not impressed with this spinoff sequel. I understand that they want to make things interesting by showcasing the struggles of the formation of a band. But it is riddled with such over the top drama that not only was I confused, I was also pretty annoyed. Yes, rather than all the sugar coating sweetness of how amicable bands are formed (“Hey buddy, I’m forming a band, wanna join? Alright! Cool!”), at least it is will not be boring (no, it is not exactly interesting) because we have 13 episodes and how are you going to play out everything of a band anime in all those episodes? This series is your answer. Weird drama and strange characters coming together to form a band. That is pretty much the story and struggles of MyGO. Uh huh. To think that they don’t even have a freaking band name for the entire series until the penultimate episode! Oh, now I understand and know how many exclamation marks that come after the band’s name: 5. Yes, each representing a member. Why exclamation marks, it beats me. I thought question marks would’ve been more fitting but oh well…

The main problem of this series are the main characters that form MyGO itself. I get it that the band needs to have interesting and quirky characters for us to at least take an interest in them. After all, bands in real life have very strange members. But it is not the case for MyGO. At least they started off on the wrong foot and gave me a bad impression. I believe they want to showcase to us that the band is lost and has no direction. Nobody knows where they are going although they have their eyes set on the end goal to be in a band. So it is that journey that confused everybody and the cause of all the weird and exaggerated drama that we have seen. After all the struggling and persistence, it all pays off because they are now somewhat united and call themselves a true band. Yeah. I figure that is the story and how it flows. Some bands are made because of the struggles and hardships rather than lofty and dreamy ambitions.

First up we have Tomori on the vocals. In short, her main issue is her self-confidence. A vocalist who is the main line and life of a band having singing issues? It’s like a pilot who has a fear of flying! So yeah, it comes off as weird but you can’t blame her seeing the breakup of Crychic was really hard on her. It traumatized her. It scarred her. Thus it is understandable why Tomori sank into depression and that aided her in having low self-confidence. MyGO was on the verge of following its footsteps and it threatened to turn Tomori into meltdown mode. Enough for her to snap and go mentally insane. Thank goodness she did not. Good riddance once she finds her confidence, she can now sing like nobody’s business. Hopefully those annoying days are gone.

Then there is Anon. I was under the impression that she would be the main character but I guess I was wrong. The way she projected herself in the initial episodes and wanting to form a band so much and somewhat coercing Tomori into it, I thought it was all annoying. Even more mind blowing is that she isn’t even good with the guitar! Oh, is this what you call deception? Here I thought at least her guitar skills were decent since she wants to be some famous guitar lead or something. And what do you know? She’s not! Making her even annoying is her penchant to just bug and keep talking. Yeah, she’s pretty talkative. It’s a wonder why Taki always ignores her. And yes, she is also very imposing. For instance, trying to name the band and all her suggestions contains her already very strange name. She toned down a bit towards the end but I still find her annoying.

Next is Taki. I find her very pushy. She also tries to act like she’s the toughest girl in the band. Considering her demeanour, she may be the most tomboyish in my opinion. I don’t know who the leader of this band is but from the way I see her calling all the shots, it’s like she is the de facto band leader. Among all the girls in the band, she tries to get things done quickly. And it must be done her way. Or else. Or else what? See, it didn’t go as planned, right? I believe she doesn’t want the tragedy to happen again so that is why she is pushing hard in order not for history to repeat itself. But all I see is that she is trying to rush things and by doing that, being reckless. It doesn’t help she and Anon don’t have good relations and so you can see why the band’s drama amplifies.

Oh Soyo. It’s like she has a split personality. Or rather, did she switch back to her true one? Because at first she was like the big sister of the group. She was very kind and polite. So understanding and nice. She was like the angel, the sanctuary the band needed during their lost moments. Soyo would’ve easily been the most likeable girl in the band. And then that turning point changed everything. Her true colours changed and now it feels like she is reluctant in joining this band and is not impressed by everything. Don’t really understand what she is trying to do for Mutsumi or Sakiko but it didn’t turn out the way she wanted. And now, Soyo spots an obvious bitterness on her face and it breaks my heart to see this once likeable girl turned into someone as annoying as Anon. Geez.

Lastly the wild card or whom the rest refer to as the stray cat, Rana. This girl is a total mystery! In the sense that mankind would solve the mysteries of the universe before unravelling Rana! That’s how freaking enigmatic and erratic this girl is! There are a lot of things we do not know about her because she does things at her own pace and doesn’t give a f*ck what you think or do. As long as she finds it interesting, she does it and then leaves. Like, WHAT?! Responsibility does not exist in her dictionary. Is she even officially part of the band? Yeah, it is best not to 100% rely on her since she may or may not turn up. On one hand, this makes her an interesting character because she is so unpredictable. But that is exactly the same reason why it makes her the most annoying person in the band. Yes, even more than Anon or Mutsumi in her depression. So much so, I have formed lots of dumb conspiracy theories about her. Care to hear one? She could be a fallen angel who is infatuated with Japanese rock music. Because she seems to pop up from thin air here and there. Her poker face and emotionless character is to hide this fact. Although it is greatly hinted she is the granddaughter of the live house’s previous owner. But who cares?! She does as she wishes without a care in the world. Oh how envious I am because I want to be like her! Not giving a sh*t about anything and do as I please that I find interesting! GRRR!!!

It is not really clear why Sakiko did what she did in breaking up Crychic (why do I see it as Crying Chicks?! What a crying shame…). There must be something more than meets the eye but I guess we’ll find out next season. Yes, I am guessing that next season will pit former Crychic members against each other and then we’ll find out the truth and then we’ll have them reconcile. I mean, can’t hate these bands forever, right? Mutsumi is also another mystery. Sometimes her enigmatic presence and her poker face overlaps with Rana’s character. There is something about the relations between them I don’t get but I find it all annoying. I know, I know, it’s all for the drama effect but it all comes off as irritating. You girls were friends, right? So what’s so complicated that you can’t civilly talk it out?

If you keep your eyes peeled, there are previous characters from the original BanG Dream series that make their cameo. But it is minimal so as not to distract us from the main band. But I wonder how long in the future does this series set in. From what I can see, it isn’t too long because our Kasumi is still looking like a teen but she looks like she isn’t in a band anymore but helping her friends help organize the live house. Note I am only assuming all that. Because does she have time to manage and organize performances of other bands who want to play at this live house rather than jamming with her Poppin’ Party girls? So that means the band has disbanded, right?

It goes without saying that music is the main theme of this series but I have to once again admit that I do not find any of the rock music to be appealing to me. I mean, Spring Sunlight sounds pretty generic like any other rock music to me. Yeah. Sorry, but I’m not really a hardcore fan of rock music. Even when MyGO sings the opening and ending theme, Hitoshizuku and Shiori respectively don’t really appeal to me. The former sound like another generic upbeat rock outfit while the latter despite being a slow rock, they still don’t impress me.

For the voice acting, I find Rin Tateishi debuting as Anon to sound very weird. Like as though she has some sort of accent. Something like Ryoko Shintani… But yeah, in a way, she sounds a bit unique. And also strange. Then there is Hina Youmiya as Tomori (Yamada in Boku No Kokoro No Yabai Yatsu) to be a bit unpolished. Perhaps it is to make her character sound unconfident and lost. The rest are rather okay like Mika Kohinata as Soyo (debut role), Koko Hayashi as Taki (Mirai in Kiratto Prichan), Hina Aoki as Rana (Halona Walker in Cardfight! Vanguard: will+Dress), Kanon Takao as Sakiko (Hermit in Edens Zero), Yuzuki Watase as Mutsumi (Miiko Takeshita in D4DJ series), Rico Sasaki as Uika (Poporon in Jashin-chan Dropkick), Mei Okada as Umiri (Marika Mizushima in D4DJ series) and Akane Yonezawa as Nyamu (debut role). My guess is that some are unknowns because you know, when you have band girls in anime, their real life counterparts too must also play the part and be in a band. So if you’re an established seiyuu, you won’t have time for band commitments, right? But some names I thought were already trying to make their mark in the voice acting scene although their resume is still, well, short.

As for the animation and visuals, unfortunately for you traditional 2D purists, this one continues the trend of being entirely in CGI. Yes, Sanzigen once again helms this series as they did since BanG Dream’s second season as well as all its other sequels, spinoffs and movies. The CGI isn’t as bad compared to those employed in other animes. But it is obvious that the movements of the characters are so CGI-like. Like I said, it is not bad but it might come off as weird sometimes if you are not used to watching 100% CGI anime. After all, can’t have bad quality as they’re trying to sell the cuteness of the girls so you get why they have to at least make it all look decent and pleasing to the eyes. I’m also guessing CGI is made so that they can do virtual concerts when necessary. Yes, easier to animate them when needed. I don’t know if it’s a good thing or not. A band having a real life 3D counterpart, a CGI version and also a 2D one. Why not exist in all forms?! Heh. Not that I would buy a ticket to go see their performance.

On a trivial note, is Anon’s character design a mix of the titular characters of Super Sonico The Animation and Bocchi The Rock? Both have pink hairs and play the guitar. Suspicious… And doesn’t Tomori look like Nagato from Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu? What about Rana and her uncanny resemblance to Sanya of Strike Witches? Sorry, Sakiko feels like some discount Hatsune Miku wannabe. Yeah, character designs so bland, they look like they copied from other series. Just kidding!

Overall, it is very unfortunate for me that I find this series not interesting because of all the over the top drama that comes off more as annoying. I’m sorry but you BanG Dream fans can love this series for all I care. You hardcore fans can wax lyrical about the cute band girls and their cute rock songs. I’m not really into it. Although I still want to catch the next season just to follow up on the rival band and to see if it will all come down to a b*tch showdown or some intense battle of the bands. The latter obviously. Heh. If I am not convinced by then, then I will truly admit that I have lost the plot for this series. No love lost…

Kanojo Okarishimasu S3

Hello folks. I can’t believe it. But it’s here. Because the world’s most hated simp is back for yet another season! Ah yes, who would’ve guessed that Kanojo Okarishimasu S3 would happen. I know, from the way things ended in the second season, it was only right another sequel would happen. But we didn’t believe it could. But it did. And so now we’re here once again, being jealous and seething with anger-cum-jealousy as the plainest guy gets to date a few hot (rental) girlfriends while trying to hold in his sanity-cum-libido. Yeah. Don’t we all just want to be this guy? Too bad reality is for us and it sucks hard while Kazuya gets to continue his dream fantasy. Yeah, this season gives us losers another excuse to continue our infuriation…

Episode 25
Kazuya goes to see some crowdfunding expert and is given the lowdown on everything. Yeah, not as easy as it seems. With Kazuya’s amateurish setup and all, this isn’t going to fly. Back home, Kazuya talks to Chizuru about this bad news and she thinks he should take this advice. As for using her real name, she is keen on doing that because her dream is going to be an actress so she needs to use her name. Her real friends will not be concerned about it and she won’t pay heed to those who badmouth her. As Kazuya is impressed with her, this talk is interrupted when his other next door neighbour pops up to tell them to not keep talking like this at the balcony. It’s bothersome. If they are going to do this, why not just start dating? With Chizuru calling this off, you bet Kazuya is going to have a grudge on this new neighbour. Next day in college, he bumps into her. Oh, so you mean Mini Yaemori also goes to this college and is a first year? He pulls her aside to talk to her about keeping quiet about this relationship thingy while trying not to reveal too much. Surprisingly she gets it because she too has special relationships with someone and wouldn’t like it if someone talks bad. Apparently it’s some 2D waifu. Oh well… Back home, Kazuya is racking his brains on this crowdfunding thingy. How to consult Chizuru if their balcony meetings are off? Well, she texts to come over. Why panic? I thought this was what he wanted? Better start cleaning up the place! And so she is here, even reminding him this isn’t a date but to discuss the crowdfunding. Come back down to earth. So as Kazuya gives all the figures, obviously he gets distracted by her well-endowed body. Uh huh. Never been this close during normal rental times! Yeah, she’s a walking bomb shell! WMD, Weapon of Male Destruction! You said it, Kazuya! Returning to the serious discussion, he thinks of letting her grandma know about this. She is okay with it since she wants to make her dream come true. With Kazuya’s stomach growling, Chizuru whips up a rice omelette for him. Have to get the ingredients from her place since his has none! Better appreciate the food the angel made for you! More crowdfunding talk as Kazuya pledges to use his savings for this. It’s his dream too so he can use the money as he wishes. Though, not very much… As Chizuru leaves, Ruka is at the doorstep! OMG! Explosions gonna start this late at night?!

Episode 26
Alright. Let the Ruka ranting begin! Accusing them of this and that, is she going to lose it once she sees what happens inside his room? Oh boy. Now she’s crying. For now, things are calmed down when Chizuru says she’ll explain everything. So let’s go inside and talk about this like adults, okay? It seems this whole drama has been witnessed by Mini and now she knows Chizuru is a rental girlfriend. Chizuru explains the movie that Kazuya is trying to help her make. He too apologizes for not telling her. So I guess the only way is for Ruka to give her approval is if she is also in on this project. Need all the help you can get, right? With this settled, Ruka wants Kazuya to choose whose cooking was better. Oh great. Another landmine. After some deliberation, he goes with Ruka. Obviously making her the happiest girl. That smug Ruka looks that screams I-have-won-b*tch! Chizuru being mature and not resorting to any childish reactions and playing it cool. Next day, Chizuru talks to grandma about the movie and she gives her blessing. Grandma wants to thank Kazuya for all this and previously she was worried about him. She also cautions Chizuru about everyone has their flaws and imperfections. Kazuya isn’t perfect either but she can vouch that he is the perfect guy for her. Kazuya gives the great news that the crowdfunding has been given the green light. So, why the long face, Chizuru? Then she puts on the nicest smile to say he is a nice guy. Yeah, that gave him lots of motivation. Soon, the crowdfunding is a hit with already 33 backers and hitting 120 grand in one night. Now the real challenge starts as they haven’t got a script ready yet. That night as he goes out to get some food, suddenly Mini pulls him into her place. WTF is she trying to seduce him?! After regaining her composure, she then reveals the video she recorded over that Ruka drama! Oh sh*! Needing to protect Chizuru, he will do anything and explains the whole thing. Mini is impressed with everything and wants to call him master?! She clears the air this isn’t for blackmail but self-defence since it will be handy if she ever gets dragged into anything messy. Like how?! She also shows him her room filled with cosplay stuffs. She is a cosplayer and live streamer although not a very famous one. Mini claims Chizuru is in love with him because it has been a year and he’s a loser, right?! Ouch. He denies it but she will support his love all the way. I hope that won’t affect his work.

Episode 27
Kazuya has got the perfect script for the movie and has Chizuru read it. The duo then go meet Tabuse (Kazuya’s senior from a film club) to discuss about the filming. Originally the club already had plans to do some shooting during the summer but with Kazuya begging like hell, was he going to refuse? But soon, the crowdfunding is losing steam. Oh dear. Mini comes in to bug Kazuya about his progress with Chizuru. That is when she finds out about the movie and offers to help since she has some experiencing in crowdfunding. She takes a look at what he has done and will analyse it. Later that night since he is so determined to make this movie a success, she calls for a strategic meeting. That’s right. Chizuru and Ruka are here too! Oh dear. Ruka obviously not impressed. WHO THE F*CK THIS WOMAN???!!! Despite assurance they have no romantic relationships, Ruka is not convinced and trying to assert she is the real girlfriend. The serious discussion begins with Mini stating some of the strategies like creating a few more tiers and more importantly, Chizuru can use some of the items she doesn’t want as rewards. Chizuru agrees to it. No dirty thoughts, please. Kazuya is tasked to hand out flyers as promo but I guess he isn’t having a good time since nobody wants to take from him unlike Ruka. So happen to pass by is Sumi. IS SHE STILL RELEVANT?! On her way to meet up with her dad, she finds out what Kazuya is doing. She wants to help him and so she ekes out the loudest voice she can (which is also soft but cute) to attract people to take the flyers. Mini is in Chizuru’s room to scout for items to be used. This qipao looks like the biggest prize. And before Mini can open the lingerie drawer, you bet Chizuru is using all her might to prevent that and us from fantasizing what colours she wear!!! NOOOO!!! But soon Mini asks if she has a boyfriend. Obviously not. What about Kazuya then? Just a good guy. That is when Mini says Kazuya likes her. No, not as a person. Chizuru continues to deny it as she has asked him in person before and he denied. Mini believes the situation has changed but Chizuru looks unconvinced as she claims he is not stupid to get serious about a rental girlfriend. Yeah, maybe she is the one who is stupid for not facing reality!!! Mini adds that among the guys she has dated, has she ever considered one who would make her happy for life?

Episode 28
Kazuya is confused since Chizuru is giving him weird looks and the cold shoulder. Chizuru tells Umi about her crowdfunding project. As Umi has a lot of followers, a retweet may help her cause a lot. He agrees to do it but in exchange wants her to attend a play with him. As Kazuya frets about Chizuru’s strange behaviour and thinks she is fed up with him, Mini is acting suspicious that she might know something. Then she spills the beans of what happened and Kazuya ‘died’ at that point. But what’s this? Chizuru texting him and wants to discuss something? Apparently is that ‘date’ with Umi thingy. You see, this play happens on the final day of the crowdfunding in which all of them are to hand out flyers. Umi already had plans to go with someone but that someone couldn’t make it and since the tickets were hard to get, Chizuru told him she would think about it. Kazuya is definitely against it as he thinks Umi is being a playboy. However Mini wants her to go in exchange for the retweet. Mini argues this is a small price to pay for something huge in return. I mean, is Kazuya okay in failing this project? Look at this as another rental girlfriend point of view. She’s got a point. And so Kazuya reluctantly agrees. So while Chizuru goes out on that ‘date’, the rest hand out flyers and Kazuya can’t concentrate. His mind only on Chizuru. At the end of the play, Chizuru is very fascinated with it. She laments and knows Umi wanted to come with his girlfriend but she got sick. However he says he lied. He already broke up with her a week ago. Oh. Besides, he thinks they aren’t compatible as he prefers girls who are more into plays. Get the hint? Chizuru tries to excuse herself. Got some business elsewhere. Umi then says he has reserved a posh place for them to dine and would love to hear her opinions about the play. Kazuya is losing hope when Chizuru turns up. He really wants to know what happened. Nothing. Music to his ears. Flashback shows Chizuru turned Umi down for dinner. So he asked her if she loves Kazuya. She denied and claimed he is just some guy in the same college making a movie with her. But Umi noted she has become more cheerful these days. He thought it was her grandma getting better. He wondered if she likes guys who changed things for her. Flashes of Kazuya. Think hard… She said she doesn’t like him. But she doesn’t dislike him either. At the end of the day, a miracle happens as their crowdfunding not only reach its target but went over it by 30 grand.

Episode 29
The filming begins. Chizuru and Kazuya give their opening statements. Kazuya thought his speech was weird but when Chizuru starts clapping, the rest follows suit. During filming, a cicada is being noisy and interrupting the shooting. I understand Kazuya offers to go buzz it off from the bridge but could he not get a little closer instead of having to stretch so much like that? Yeah, cicada gone but he falls into the river. WTF. Don’t worry, he survives. The very emotional crying scene of Chizuru is so real that it brings many crew members to tears. This has Kazuya worry that they live in different worlds. You bet his insecurities are acting up again so during the break, he talks about how different they are to Chizuru but surprise, surprise. She has not regret meeting him ever once although many times she felt like she wanted to punch him. Which she already has. So you see my Kazuya boy, there is still hope for you. Kazuya is soon in a pinch because Tabuse has other shooting commitments and will leave the final filming scene to Kazuya. It is not difficult in filming this last scene so he can do it himself. Yeah, very likely this guy trying to setup Kazuya with Chizuru on an overnight trip! Kazuya then seeks Mini’s help and she will gladly help out. Then he calls Chizuru and surprisingly she agrees. On the day they meet at the train station, suddenly Mini calls and claims she can’t come. Hence only Kazuya and Chizuru board the shinkansen. Something fishy is going on. You bet. It was all a trap set up by Mini to make them both be together. She believes Chizuru’s opinions of him have increased and strike while the iron is hot! Plus, what’s this about she thinks tonight may be the night Chizuru is feeling horny and wants a man’s touch?! You’re sure making life difficult for Kazuya?! But hey, is this not what he wants so what gives?! Chizuru also can tell they’ve been set up despite Mini showing ‘proof’ that she is sick. What about Ruka? Since Mini told her she got sick, the shooting is cancelled. Yes, this happy girl thinks this trip is also cancelled! You bet Kazuya can’t tell her the truth because we all know how she’ll become faster than Superman and fly all the way down here. With rage! So while Kazuya is obviously nervous being alone and next to her, Chizuru is playing the cool cat although we can see that she too is panicking inside but only because she is an actress so her acting’s damn good. Arriving at the destination, Chizuru seems to be saying something strange and cryptic which makes Kazuya confused. Especially what Mini said about all this…

Episode 30
We’re here at the resort. Yeah, Kazuya going to have a spike in his heart rate from overthinking. Get your mind out of the gutter! Going to be hard. Because Mini has only reserved 1 room for them to stay! Sure, he can book another room but it is very costly. Chizuru doesn’t see the room sharing problem. After all, they did sleep in the same room before, REMEMBER?! So the day goes by with nothing really eventful happening except of course Kazuya’s overthinking mind. Then as night falls and they prepare to shoot the last scene, Chizuru insists of telling him something. Is this it?! As we should have already know better, she explains about her grandpa died 3 years in an accident. That’s why she wanted to make a film for grandma to see so that it would also reach him. Then she got sick and she thought of giving up. But then Kazuya came. She will thank him with her acting. And so it is with her first class acting that Kazuya cried during the whole shooting. Thankfully not tears of rejection! Kazuya’s mind continues to overthink even during the bath. I guess he was thinking so much today, he fell asleep like a log. Only Chizuru can’t sleep and she’s annoyed… Next day, they take the bus home. Nervous Kazuya tries to have a small talk only for Chizuru to ask how things are going on with Ruka. And Mami? Oh, does she have to bring up her name?! I thought she was forgotten! Anyway, Kazuya answers that he doesn’t want to lie to his family anymore and the next girlfriend he brings will be the true one from the bottom of his heart (that’s you Chizuru). That is, if his heart can still take it because Chizuru falls asleep on his shoulder! This guy gonna have high blood pressure so young… Well, if he can only confess his love when she’s awake… Upon arriving, what’s this?! Ruka is seen wanting to go on a trip with him! She sensed something wrong yesterday and grilled Mini who spilled the beans. Oh my. Now you bet she wants to do everything again but 100 times more than Chizuru. Chizuru lets him handle this sh*t as she excuses herself to the toilet. Can Kazuya’s heart take this pressure? Because he has no more money and has other plans tonight, Ruka has him make a promise. On her upcoming birthday, he’ll give her what she wants. Gulp.

Episode 31
While waiting for the movie to be edited and set a screening date, it’s time for the birthday date with Ruka. Yeah, I figure we need to have some Ruka time to satiate Ruka fans. So we’re starting off with a pool date. Why the panic face, Kazuya? Ruka so cute and hot in her swimsuit that she is literally making every guy jealous. Noting this, Ruka decides to make his heartbeat go faster. And that is the cliché moment of rubbing suntan on her back. Do you want to refuse?! Yeah, whatever crap logic he is not touching her but just applying cream. Whatever. Cue for us to hear Ruka’s squeal as Kazuya controls himself to do it. Back is done. Now do her legs. How long and what constitutes legs? Let’s find out. So as Kazuya psycho himself he can keep going, oh well, cream runs out. Time to go back to the pool. Well, definitely it sets Ruka’s heart racing higher than usual, right? Then she has him spend on her. Yeah, burning a hole in his wallet might just give a different kind of heartbeat. Heart attack when? Then when she hints of giving her a present, sorry girl, he didn’t buy any. Throw tantrum! Yeah, she’ll eat whatever he has on his plate then. While hanging out at the seaside, Kazuya apologizes for all the lies and thus she doesn’t have to go out her way to like him. She claims he is the only guy for her although he still feels bad for dragging her into this movie project. She admits at first she did sympathize with Chizuru and her grandma but thought of using this to get close to him. But during the shoot, she saw everyone worked so hard on it and it set her heart racing. She felt happy to help out. In the end, it wasn’t a competition with Chizuru. Now Ruka really wants a gift. Kazuya’s gutter mind thinks she wants a kiss or something more but it’s to call his first name without honorifics. Okay, I guess. Now she can’t stop calling him. And she thinks she has got a decisive victory over Chizuru. It’s still about the competition… Now we see Chizuru visiting grandma as she tells her about the movie’s completion. Also there is Sumi. Chizuru is shocked to hear she helped out in the flyers distribution as Kazuya never told her all this. Sumi congratulates her because without her dream or Kazuya’s support, this wouldn’t have come true. Chizuru introduces Sumi to grandma. After she leaves, grandma notes she has more friends now ever since meeting Kazuya. Chizuru denies and starts complaining all about Kazuya during filming. But she’s smiling? Grandma notes true love begins when one is having time of your life talking about them. Chizuru quickly denies. We all know better…

Episode 32
WTF Mini wants to celebrate Kazuya’s loss of virginity?! Wait till she hears they haven’t done it! Unbelievable! So as they keep talking outside the corridor, this of course has Chizuru coming out to warn them about bothering others. But they manage to distract her with talk about the movie and just like that she’s talking normally with them. Until of course a certain yandere shows up! Oh Ruka, don’t you just feel left out! Once more, here she is to assert she is the true girlfriend. Nothing much to see here. Return back to your rooms, you b*tches! One day, Chizuru brings her grandma out with Kazuya so as to recce the cinema that will be screening their movie. Grandma being very happy and emotional about this and it makes Chizuru embarrassed although she’s quite happy inside. Kazuya making some cool statements to be there for Chizuru. If only grandma had recorded it so as to show it to Chizuru! When Kazuya takes a toilet break, grandma asks Chizuru if she is suffering from chasing her dream. Apparently when grandpa told Chizuru to chase her dream in acting, grandma wasn’t pleased. Therefore grandpa said if he dies first, he wanted her to ask Chizuru this question because there is no way he would want Chizuru to suffer. Grandma now admits he won because Chizuru is a strong girl that no reality can bring her down. Chizuru goes to thank Kazuya again for his help. But when they return, grandma has collapsed! Oh my. This looks bad. That shocked and fear on Chizuru’s face. That’s not acting, RIGHT?! They manage to get her to hospital as Kazuya is now worried like hell. Well, Chizuru is even cooler than him despite telling him the bad news from the doctor that she might not even make it through. So as Chizuru continues her monotonous talk that she is okay with it, Kazuya definitely isn’t. This is when he suggests telling grandma the truth about their relationship. Chizuru is against this because she doesn’t want her to be in pain. However Kazuya is prioritizing Chizuru’s feelings first. Will she be able to live with herself if grandma dies? Because this isn’t what grandma would want. He is even okay with grandma hating him. Anyhow, Chizuru rejects that idea. Kazuya knows better grandma will not hold a grudge and Chizuru’s actions prove that by keeping up this act, she will regret it later if she doesn’t come clean. Then he realizes there is something he can do for her and bolts out of the hospital.

Episode 33
As Chizuru ponders if she should reveal the truth to grandma, she also laments how everything she did is too late. She wished she could’ve seen the movie. Well, here is Kazuya making that happen. Because he just barges in and fixes up the projector and lets the movie from his laptop run before leaving without saying a damn word. Grandma has some sort of reaction as she comes back to life. But her mind is still fuzzy and thinking about the past. Though, it was just for 10 minutes and the rest of the movie she fell back into unconsciousness. Once the movie is over, Chizuru continues to ponder if she should tell the truth. As she is about to say something about the lie, however she realizes she couldn’t and starts breaking down. She doesn’t know what to do anymore. That is when grandma once more comes back to life and this time she talks to Chizuru. Knowing that she is worried sick about something, she talks about the grey line between what is right and what is wrong. Eventually, she is happy Chizuru has grown into a strong woman and should live a fruitful life. Give Kazuya her thanks. Big emotional hug. I love you. Oh man, hope you get a box of tissues ready for this tearjerker! Next day we see Kazuya telling Mini what happened and she’s bawling like hell. But should he be with Chizuru? Nah. She’s busy preparing for the wake :’(. Flashback shows after Chizuru left the room, Kazuya asked if she was alright and vowed to be there for her no matter what. But she gave the sweetest smile and kept on walking. He felt strange like as though nothing in her changed. Oh you don’t know what’s happening inside. Kazuya and his grandma attend the wake. Seems grandma didn’t stay long and make her prayers quick. After all, she will be joining her soon. She notes Chizuru being a very strong woman who fights her way through without complaining. Hence Kazuya as her boyfriend must think what he can do for her. Easier said than done as back home, he is back to his usual fretting and overthinking of what he could do. Well, maybe this would. Hey, won’t know if you don’t try.

Episode 34
SUMI SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN! And that is what today’s episode is. Yes, Kazuya still needs to date and since he can’t bug Chizuru, rents out Sumi instead. Of course this is all to ask her for advice. So when she hears what happened, she can’t help cry (silently!). For starters, she takes him along on a train trip to the beach. So they’re extending this rental time? Sumi claims she wants to help Chizuru too and thus they are going as friends. Hard for Kazuya to see it that way. Along the way, we see them play this weird finger game to kill time and it is only so because I guess we can’t forget Mami exists as she explains to us how this childhood game goes about. WTF. Once arriving at the beach, it is short-lived as soon Sumi takes the lead in walking towards the tower nearby. Damn, Kazuya catching his breath?! This guy is so unfit while Sumi doesn’t break a sweat! So at this tower, they’re going to look at the sea? Uhm, okay. Note all the guys claiming how cute Sumi and saying it in front of their girlfriends! OMFG. Sumi tries to shout at the ocean but is too meek. Kazuya manages to do that. Then it is back to the beach as they play in the water before Sumi writing in the sands her advice about cheering up Chizuru. Then it hits Kazuya on what to do next. Thanks Sumi, best date ever. Back at work, Kazuya tells Ruka about Chizuru’s grandma’s passing. She feels awkward too because of their rivalry and at the same time wants to do something to help her. Then she realizes she might be giving Kazuya the wrong idea. Cheering up the wrong girl, huh? Too bad, seeing how hell bent he is, she can’t play the b*tch to stop him, no? Kazuya then goes to ask his boss for some advance because he wants to cheer up some girl. Boss gives his blessing and some advice that guys exist to cheer up girls. HUH?! Kazuya works hard and not even Ruka has the heart to interrupt him. Because once he is ready, he is going to rent Chizuru and go on the best date ever.

Episode 35
Here is our lovely Chizuru out on a date Kazuya requested. Oh well, as long as he pays up, she can be his (rental) girlfriend the whole day! Why would she not enjoy her day? It’s his money, right? Cough it up! Yeah, but that guy is so panicky while Chizuru being the cool cat. Like taking her shopping for clothes, not sure what the deal is for him because she wants to wear the outfit he chose for her right now. He’s paying for it, right? And more jealous comments from guys who wished this chick was theirs. During the movie, he couldn’t concentrate much on it because he was like paying too much attention to her hand holding his? Thank goodness Chizuru enjoyed it a lot. The smile on her face doesn’t like. Or does it? During lunch, Kazuya continues to be fidgety so Chizuru gets honest with him. She knows he is trying to make her feel better about her grandma’s death. But she still thanks him for what he did with the projector. Not the ideal but close to what she hoped for. Next he takes her bouldering. I bet he loves to see her in tighter clothes. Yeah, let those curves shine! However Kazuya being unfit, during the stretching, it’s really killing him! That and being this close to Chizuru and all her body parts just touching him, damn, the stretching is more tiring and exhausting! Both had a great time and Kazuya can thank his prior research for this. Then he takes her to an expensive crab restaurant. Holy crab! It’s burning a hole in his wallet! Since he claims it is okay, don’t blame Chizuru if you’re further broke. Probably seeing her happy face makes it worth all the money. Last on the schedule is playing fireworks. But the sparklers remind her of her happy days with grandpa and grandma. And oh dear, it could be she is at her limit as Kazuya catches her crying. I don’t think it is tears of happiness… :’(.

Episode 36
Kazuya’s heart sinks upon seeing those tears. Though, Chizuru is quickly back to her excellent acting like all that never happened. This has our simp start to realize this date was never able to cheer her up in the first place. With Chizuru being cheery and even saying he might end up with a real girlfriend soon, it then turns into a talk about his ideal girlfriend. You want to know what ideal is? Yeah, describing the kind of girl Chizuru is. Including when she always scolds him when he is wrong and liking her when she smiles best. This makes Chizuru think about her late grandparents. And then the dam bursts. She breaks down in tears. THIS WHAT YOU WANT, KAZUYA?! She cries so hard in his arms until she has no more voice! I hope you’re happy now! Next day in his room, Kazuya seemingly having his usual overthinking ‘regrets’. Did he do what was right? It only serves to prove that Chizuru isn’t 100% made of steel and that he truly loves her. He wants to support her. Yeah, we heard it so many times already! So deep in his thoughts, he didn’t even realize Mini has heard everything! She bugs him for the details. He tells but leaves out the crying part. She tries to egg him to date her like normal. As usual, the simp gives dumb excuses about this rental girlfriend thingy. No more status quo, huh? Lucky bastard manages to escape before it gets ugly.

Then he panics when he sees Chizuru in the flesh. But what’s this? She’s acting like normal! Because she’s asking about opinions about this Sunday’s screening. Eh? Was last night just a dream? And so Kazuya continues to be stressed if last night’s performance was just an act since he told her his ideal girlfriend! Better buck up, dude. Meanwhile Chizuru talks to her makeshift altar for her late grandparents. Mostly about Kazuya. Though, she did admit that she felt so much better after crying out before him. But not sure if she is in denial as she thinks back about his ideal girlfriend. Because she finds it weird. That’s you too, right? In the aftermath of the screening, Chizuru is given a standing ovation by the crowd. Tabuse later talks to her personally about managing to show her late grandma her movie. He somewhat knew about all this because that night, a desperate Kazuya barged into his place to borrow his projector. Kazuya asks Chizuru about her future plans. Seems she wants to continue acting as she believes grandma is somewhere watching. She also vows to have more fun. I wonder if Kazuya is part of that plan… This smile of hers makes Kazuya feel assured. Is there any room for doubt? Once again he has been thought by her to move forward in life. We see the rest of the characters living their lives normally. But the most curious one is Mami meeting up with Kibe at Kazuya’s grandma’s liquor store!

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Well, it took the final episode to sort out the feelings of Kazuya and Chizuru. At least, the future and direction in their life. Not necessary if they want to include each other in their life but my guts tell me it will be very likely. So yes, with Chizuru’s grandparents no longer around, it could be that she would finally be free of those ‘shackles’ and perhaps have a different outlook in life (rather than her actions is mostly based around her wishes for grandma). Oh you know, perhaps it’s time to get a real boyfriend? Maybe next season should confirm it? So next season when?

It is safe to say that this season’s story is very well focused on Chizuru. It’s like they need to streamline her character and remind us that she isn’t just going to be a rental girlfriend forever. Therefore it feels way much lesser the harem shenanigans (although not completely) like as though it almost didn’t exist. After all, it would have been the same boring affair if the same antics were played again this season. So for the much needed change in pace, the heart breaking turning point in Chizuru’s life that would almost turn this series from a cliché romcom to a tearjerker. Well, at least when her grandma passed on. And you thought in such animes, grandmas or grandparents go on to live forever! Heh. Just kidding. But RIP, grandma.

Chizuru fans rejoice as she takes up a big bulk of the spotlight this season as she gets it going by taking steps in making her first movie to make her dream come true (which technically and sadly did not happen). So much so that it is like they’re trying to set in our minds that it would be definitely Chizuru x Kazuya. From the perspective of an outsider, Chizuru remains a very strong woman in such times but it can be seen that she is fragile on the inside. You know what the Japanese saying about a person have 3 types of faces and there is 1 of them that you only show yourself. This perfectly describes Chizuru in this case. She puts up the best poker face and acting that is worthier than any A-list Hollywood actresses! Heh. Who knows how long she would last. It’s not like she can put up this act forever, you know. I fear at one point she may break down entirely and it will be heart breaking to see that. But I feel that should happen because she should just let it all out rather than bottling up and then move on.

Can we say that Chizuru is actually in love with Kazuya after all these? The signs are there. Like thinking too much of him and even declining Umi’s offer. Doesn’t that say a lot? It is just that her poker face and pride kept confusing things and the reason why she doesn’t admit it. After all, when you have been in denial for so long, it makes it harder for you to face the truth until it hits you hard in the face. Like grandma’s death. Now that grandma is gone and the love of her life ceased to exist, who else to fill that lonely gap? That’s right. It’s love, isn’t it?! Who can provide that the best? Make a guess. Too bad grandma isn’t here to see her granddaughter walk down the wedding aisle. Oops. Got a bit ahead of myself there. There is a reason why this show is called so and not rental bride/wife!

Kazuya tries to redeem himself this season by being Chizuru’s support. I mean, uhm, moral support because he has already given her a lot of financial support during those rental periods. HAHAHA!!! Anyway, one might wonder if he is to blame for exacerbating Chizuru’s miseries. Of course it is not but had he not taken the first step to make Chizuru’s first film, all this would not have set in. However had he not, things would have stayed the same and she would not have moved on. So yes, Kazuya did play a big supporting part in helping Chizuru stay afloat. Despite still being the same guy, it doesn’t hide the fact he has done a lot for her and ultimately himself. Yeah, can’t entirely blame him as a 100% loser now because he did something good (unlike us critics who can only badmouth him as the greatest simp!). Just that he is too scatterbrain and overthinks everything especially his close proximity to Chizuru or any other of the girls. Can’t blame him, Chizuru is way out of his league compared to him who is just a plain normal loser guy. Obviously anyone in his shoes would start to panic and have strange delusions. So I’m in a dilemma if Kazuya would mature up the next time. I mean, no more his usual overthinking and panic attacks. Imagine Kazuya being such a cool gentleman that would actually make Chizuru truly fall for him. Will that be the same Kazuya we know (and spite)?! Oh my. Such quandary.

As things have gone this season, this pushes the rest of the other girls in the harem trailing from afar. Ruka being the closest competitor can’t hold her candle towards Chizuru. At least for this season. That meagre single episode of having Kazuya all to herself isn’t going to change anything drastically as far as I can see. Because of circumstances (Chizuru’s grandma’s death), she and the rest are relegated to playing second fiddle until this tragedy passes over. I mean, don’t want to sound like a b*tch and take advantage of the situation, right? This might make Kazuya hate her so that’s a big no-no. By preserving their humanity, they fell further behind in the race to Kazuya’s heart. Yeah, it’s tough being in a harem.

Sumi is still around but more or less the same. She might have not made a direct impact on Kazuya but her little help builds up over time. Because of that, we are not inclined to think that Sumi would be a forerunner to Kazuya’s heart. As long as she remains shy and need to sum up a lot of courage just to eke out a few audible words, we don’t think she would be a game changer. But hey, at least Sumi is still relevant in that sense as she maintains her same personality and role. Because the most disappointing one goes to Mami. I mean, she has literally fallen off the radar and is close to being non-existent! Oh Mami, where art thou?! Here I thought she would be making her move. Oh you know, turning yandere and killing everybody! HAHAHAHA!!! Oh heck, I think Ruka has more chance of turning yandere! Yikes! But damn, Chizuru’s tragedy usurped everything and now Mami has been close to forgotten. Yes, falling even way behind Sumi in the pecking order. I guess the showdown with Chizuru last season would have to wait. With that last scene being a curious teaser, it tells that it isn’t over yet but for this season, she is a huge disappointment (although Mami haters would love her absence).

This season adds a new character, Mini. I thought it would be an even messier affair to add another girl to Kazuya’s harem but apparently she is just staying as Kazuya’s apprentice. Whatever that means. Not sure if she is just being like Chizuru, holding back and putting up the greatest acting. Because she knows Kazuya’s heart is set on Chizuru. No point going after a guy who likes who already has his heart on someone else. The best thing to do is to support the guy you love and wish him happiness. That is why Mini is hell bent in making Chizuru an item with Kazuya. She is also the reason why Kazuya has taken some steps with her and Chizuru being convinced that Kazuya might be her man. So are we disappointed with Mini’s role as the annoying troublemaking neighbour? On a trivial note, for some reason, she has a blue strip of hair which is the same colour of Ruka’s ribbon. And since they both also spot the same black hair, now I’m visually confused between the duo! Why you make them look so similar???!!! Is she Ruka’s long lost sister or what???!!!

The opening theme is Renai Millimeter Film by Halca (she sang the opener for the first season). It is quite a high energetic pop song but just average in my books. Meanwhile the ending theme is End Roll by Amber’s and it is to a slower pace and also not really to my liking. But I prefer the ballad version for the episode when Chizuru’s grandma’s life was hanging by a thread. That one really kicked in the emotions. Also to note, the ending credits animation now is 100% on Chizuru. This destroys my conspiracy theory (and hopes!) of last season whereby all the girls were happily flocking together like best friends without Kazuya! So I guess it won’t be happening in this timeline! With Chizuru being the only girl in this segment, it further pushes the narrative of Kazuya x Chizuru, no? As for the voice acting, this season adds Yuu Serizawa as Mini (Kaname in Tonikaku Kawaii).

Overall, this season is surprisingly more focused and has a direction! Although it mostly caters to Chizuru’s fans. At least it isn’t some sort of sleazy fanservice harem romcom like in previous seasons and in that sense, this season is a lot more respectable. However also in that sense, it is also boring since there are no catfight chaos! Oh man, please be respectful. Somebody’s (fictional) grandma just died! Okay then. Let me mind my own business and go find my own girlfriend online. I think I’m ready for it. Wait. What’s this?! Error 400: Bad girlfriend request. FFFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Tenpuru

When you think of a temple, one would normally think it is a place of sacredness and spiritual worship. Prayers and sacrifice. No dirty thoughts or desires of the flesh would naturally come to mind. Unless of course an anime decides to defile all that holiness! Holy sh*t indeed. Tenpuru is your fanservice anime of the season and yes, it’s about a guy trying to get rid of his earthly desires by staying at a temple but finds it the most challenging challenge ever because there are young gorgeous chicks living there! Now do you see where this is going! But don’t worry, this is not the first time a temple themed anime gets sullied. Amaenaide Yo did it almost 2 decades ago way back in 2006 and hence this anime is now a timely reminder to remind us that nothing is safe when it comes to rule 34. Yeah… Prepare to be spiritually corrupted!

Episode 1
When Akemitsu Akagami was young, his father told him no one can live on loneliness. And with that, father left the family to go meet other women around the world! Damn, Akemitsu impressed with daddy?! Many years down the road, we see him leading a proper and boring life! He wants to stay single forever! Yeah, father left a bad reputation that has women think the family is some sort of sleazebag. No girlfriends needed! On his way home, some rice barrel hits him. Yuzuki Aoba goes to check if he is okay. He runs away? Back home, he is smitten with her! He has changed so much that now he stares at girls and even go to mixers! With his life getting out of control, he decides to wrest it back by becoming a monk and denounce all earthly desires. With his uncle’s recommendation, he heads to a temple and to his shock, Yuzuki greets him?! Well, being clumsy and revealing her sexy sides causes him to ‘die’. So he wants to marry her now, eh? So after they calm down and she asks about his hobbies, he wonders if this is a trick question to get him admitted. He excuses himself to the toilet but finds a cat, Nyagosuke stuck in the well. He tries to get it out but falls on. Cat is okay and got out, though.

Yuzuki calls Kiki for help. She doesn’t know what to do with this weird guy in this arranged marriage meeting. Arranged marriage? Kiki says the guy she is supposed to meet is right here with her! Oh sh*t. Could that guy be a ghost?! So when her sister, Tsukuyo returns, Yuzuki warns her about a ghost! Here comes Akemitsu all bloodied! Run for your life! Worse, he trips and gropes Tsukuyo’s boobs! Yuzuki dropkicks him as the girls run. They run past youngest sister, Kurage but she faints at the sight of this ‘ghost’. Mia Christoph comes out of her room to see the commotion only for him to crash into her as he fondled her boobs! Kagura Baldwin can only laugh at this mess. Yuzuki realizes this guy isn’t a ghost and knocks him out with a punch. With Kiki returned, she clears up the misunderstanding. Furthermore, this temple for men has been converted into a nunnery. Didn’t his uncle tell him that? Claiming both at fault, Kiki will have Akemitsu stay and train here as a monk. While some girls disagree, Kiki claims to have free labour. Not wanting trouble, he leaves. Because Kurage’s translation of Nyagosuke that he isn’t a bad person, Yuzuki goes to talk to him. Missed the last bus home. She invites him to stay at the temple and still remembers him the first time they met. So as they introduce themselves, his name sounds familiar… So back at the temple, Akemitsu is grovelling for forgiveness. That’s right. His father stole this temple’s money and ran away! He claims he will repay it. Will the girls buy it? They are putting to a vote on whether to trade him as a slave or organ trade! Better idea is to make him sell his dignity and since he is going to be working here for a long time, he is going to repay it all with his body!

Episode 2
What she meant is working here to pay off his debts! So as Yuzuki shows him around, the other girls discuss about a strategy to kick him out. Kiki suggests using the seduction strategy. Oh you know, the one whereby you seduce him with your body. Okay. So who is going to do it then? Everybody votes Tsukuyo since she is most well-endowed. First, she tries to say something bad about his cooking but damn, he cooks better than all of them! Wish he could cook for you forever? Then she forces him to do menial jobs but it seems he does it all better. Then the waterfall meditation (sorry, it’s just Tsukuyo using a big hose), he could’ve froze to death in this winter season but after seeing Yuzuki in her school uniform, it warms his heart! WTF logic?! Then as he baths, Tsukuyo starts stripping. I guess it has come to this, huh? The plan is to get him to sexually assault her and in good timing, Yuzuki will come in and see this. Of course Tsukuyo gets embarrassed and trips. He saves her from those falling boxes and accidentally kisses her and lands on top of her. At this time, Yuzuki enters and sees this. Oh my. She tells him to get out. Well, that was easy. Next few scenes, Tsukuyo notices Yuzuki avoiding her. After confronting her, it seems looking at her reminds her of Akemitsu’s dick?! So as they reconcile and think all of the recent events weren’t his fault, better hurry because Kiki says he has packed his bags and left. Yeah, Akemitsu trying to surrender to the police but they tell him to get lost! His own home? Well, it is already rented out. Have fun being homeless under the bridge.

So as Akemitsu rues his fate, Yuzuki finally finds him. She clears the air that what she meant was for him to leave the bath and not the temple. Learning that he is an adult and older than her, she tells him that he should rely on others and she is willing to teach him too. He realizes she is a simpleton when she gives her first lesson about nobody should live alone. Tsukuyo is also here to apologize. Everything is fine now, right? She hands him a bill for 5 million. That’s the kissing fee. It’s her first kiss, you know! Oh damn! With Akemitsu back, this shocks Mia so much that she faints! As Yuzuki and Tsukuyo bathe, Kurage talks to Akemitsu about her sisters being dumber in the past. She then says being a pervert is also okay because it is only being human. After all, the sisters are daughters of a monk and for that to happen, sex has to occur, right? Heck, she even claims Yuzuki is a closet pervert and that she won’t mind if Akemitsu peeps on her! Seriously!? Just kidding! She was just teasing as this used to be Yuzuki’s job. Like she said, previously she was dumb but she started being perfect and Tsukuyo even maturing a little, it made Kurage sad. She prefers her sisters dumb and that’s why she is grateful for Akemitsu coming here as he made them turn back to their old ways! Gee, is that a compliment?! Dangerous loli… She is going to show him Yuzuki bathing and of course he won’t allow that. But it’s a trap as he traps and accidentally opens the door. Nice naked bodies… I wonder if there is a charge for this… Thankfully, he just got beaten up. While this case is ‘solved’, a new issue crops up. Mia now accuses him of making this temple fall into depravity. Look who is having the high moral ground now?!

Episode 3
Mia challenges Akemitsu to a duel. If she wins, he will be castrated! Guess what?! He is actually okay with it?! Anyway, the challenge is a Japanese sword fight. Is this what foreigners think of Japan? As Mia charges, Akemitsu realizes he doesn’t need a sword to block and will use his own hands. But then, her sarashi starts to come loose. Yup, he grabs those boobs instead! An embarrassed Mia loses and so she will be the one receiving the penalty. Kagura suggests this book of penances. Akemitsu should’ve made it clear he wanted that book instead of Mia’s boobs! Poor girl misinterpret those ambiguous lines and runs away with her face red. That night as he is sleeping, Mia comes to smother him with her boobs. Need to get the job done so as not to be seen as running away. Akemitsu is of course in shock and wonders if this is a dream. It’s not because Kagura is recording it all! Poor Mia runs away again. But this time Kagura sets both of them up and locks them in some room. Mia trying to keep her distance even if Akemitsu is trying to offer a blanket since the night is getting colder. He gets too close and she pushes him away, fearing he will turn her on. Did we hear that right?! Time for flashback. You see, she comes from a line of well-known family. However her parents taught her that the family must be surrounded by hot and sexy people. Being the innocent kid she was, she doesn’t know the deeper meaning and her task of finding 100 lovers made everyone wary of her. Safe to say, she had no friends and it took her some time to realize that implication. Only Kagura was her friend but as we know, she too had lots of screws loose. One day, she suggested going to Japan because this zen Buddhism thingy is the trend. With this nunnery open only to women and her family is not known here, Mia jumped at this chance. All went well until of course Akemitsu came. Back to square one. Mia realizes he is not to blame and she should pack her bags and leave. But WTF he is crying after hearing her ‘pitiful’ story! He too tells his story and she too is in tears. Both agree to help each other out. Cue for Kagura to open and suggest doing this penance the entire night.

Next morning, Yuzuki wonders what Kagura is recording. Yeah, don’t the duo have to make it sound so ambiguous like they’re making out?! Actually they’re playing Twister as penance. Uh huh. Grappling with each other’s body the whole night! I wonder how Yuzuki is going to fare… Okay, not good. Akemitsu gets punished as usual. But soon, no time to fool around as Kiki reminds Yuzuki of her arranged marriage meeting. Akemitsu helps to rush her to take the bus. Yuzuki explains that because the temple has no male head, the girls are supposed to vacate it. Thanks to Kiki, they can stay longer but that too won’t last. Hence this arranged marriage is to assure everyone can continue staying here. Yuzuki claims that she is doing this on her own will. They missed the next bus and even if a kind soul manages to lend them his scooter, it runs out of gas! For some dumb reason, they mistake a truck to be a bus and get on it. Yuzuki is about to lament her fate the temple but Akemitsu won’t be throwing in the towel yet. They’re going to bust out at the next light and borrow this truck. Haven’t you heard? He has got some truck driving skills! Oh dear…

Episode 4
Akemitsu manages to hijack the truck and steps on it. But does he really have to crash it?! Just in time for the marriage meeting. After Yuzuki goes off, a nun forces Akemitsu to work on the temple grounds. Yuzuki sees Hoan Kijo and as the talk begins, she is disheartened to see Akemitsu nearby. Yeah, she’s making her nervous. Worse, the nun claims she is sick and forces Akemitsu to play the matchmaking role on her behalf! Oh damn. At first, Akemitsu seems reliable. But each question he asks and Hoan giving his normal reply, for some perverted reasons, he keeps thinking about sexy Yuzuki. Ah yes. There’s our fanservice. Hoan notes his honesty and this has Yuzuki remember about the teachings that lying is bad. Hence she tells Hoan that she doesn’t intend to get married. Flashback shows Kiki suggesting to pretend to be engaged and then call it off. Yeah, sounded like a scam. Yuzuki furthers explain to Hoan the dire situation her temple is in. WTF Akemitsu trying to commit seppuku to take responsibility for the state of the temple?! Hoan suggests shutting down the temple for the good of everyone. Akemitsu then pleads to him to reconsider. Thus Hoan throws him all sorts of what if questions. Akemitsu will fully support Yuzuki no matter what. The next few lines from Hoan sounds like he is making Akemitsu say marriage vows?! Will you remain with her in sickness and in health?! I DO! And so Hoan agrees to lend his name in this engagement only if they prove to him that they can do all that. Later Hoan talks to that nun who is hinted to be Yuzuki’s mom. She is not pleased since he was supposed to convince her to shut down the temple. He claims she brought an interesting boy, the same reason why she got him involved because she’s curious about him, no? With no train, busses or taxis running this late, I guess the duo will have to stop at… The love hotel?! Akemitsu trying to resist his unholy desires but before he knows it, he books a room already?! Plus, Yuzuki saying things that might aggravate his libido?! Then as he bathes first, she watches porn?! WTF?! Akemitsu deliberates with his angel and demon side. Both want him to get down and dirty with Yuzuki!!! When Yuzuki is done bathing, she sees Akemitsu tied to the S&M contraption. He thinks this will keep her safe from him but apparently she isn’t pleased, blindfolds him and goes to bed. Good luck if he ever needs to go to the toilet…

Episode 5
Yuzuki explains what happened last night to Tsukuyo. Yes, nothing happened at the love hotel. Tsukuyo also warns her not to let their classmates know about Akemitsu living with them. Yuzuki don’t actually see the problem so Tsukuyo had to put her foot down on that. In class, Tsukuyo’s friends are bugging her about her boyfriend. What boyfriend? You know, they one they saw her kissing underneath the bridge! Each time Tsukuyo tries to clarify this, she almost gives away herself. Worse, Akemitsu is here to deliver her forgotten lunch! Instantly she knocks him out and takes him to the infirmary before any damage can be done. But she has to hide him underneath the sheets as her friends come to check on her. Yeah, fanservice time as Akemitsu is forced to huddle close to her. Can’t breathe with those suffocating boobs! Yeah, her friends are worried since she looks so much in pain. But they are also here to ask her about her returning to the archery club in which she declines. After they leave, Akemitsu asks her about this so she claims she is on a break. He wants to do something that will have her resume archery but as she struggles, she falls over him. Then her friends return and see this…

Akemitsu sees Yuzuki doing archery and joins her. After that he goes talk to Tsukuyo. He claims he has done all his chores and hence she is free to resume her archery. However she clears the air that she doesn’t want to do it anymore and continues to dodge the question when he asks more. Then she goes to visit her old club and nostalgia takes over. Playing air archery? Yeah, Akemitsu is here too. Now she really talks about why she isn’t doing it anymore. Apparently Yuzuki was a great archer but had to quit because of her temple commitments. Despite all that, she is just a high school student. She fears she can never do all that her sister can do. Akemitsu then takes Tsukuyo back to watch Yuzuki do archery. In short, she actually sucks big time! But wait. Tsukuyo sees her as being cool?! Then everyone reveals the true facts about Yuzuki being a dud in archery (and sucking at everything else too!). Kurage went further to explain that Tsukuyo’s excessive love for Yuzuki blinded her reality. More importantly, Yuzuki is not under stress and is having fun every day. Yuzuki hopes Tsukuyo is free to choose what she wants to do and sometimes coach her on archery. Later Tsukuyo talks to Akemitsu that she has decided to return to archery and thanks him for it. But that hickey mark he left on her boobs is there. How to take responsibility? Don’t want to increase his debt, huh? She trolls us all that she is going to kiss him but just writes a big pervy word on his forehead. Now they’re even. Tsukuyo returns to her club. Her friends tease her when Akemitsu comes to deliver her lunch. She claims he isn’t her boyfriend but family. Poor friends, they’re so confused!

Episode 6
It’s every girl’s nightmare. Yup, Yuzuki steps on the weighing scale and… Now she calls an emergency meeting with the other girls and claims the scale is cursed! Because a higher value is displayed! They noticed this has been happening since Akemitsu moved in. Must be those delicious meals. Now they brainstorm on what to do. The most viable solution is to exercise. Besides pilates giving us good fanservice, this tires the girls out so it’s no good. The only other option is dieting but they don’t want Akemitsu to find out. Kurage then points out she likes his cooking and is willing to trade her family member for it. Hence she wants Tsukuyo to marry Akemitsu since Yuzuki is already engaged. Tsukuyo then suggests Kurage to marry him herself. Why, she never thought of that! She’ll go flirt with him now! Stop her! In the end, Akemitsu cooks very delicious Japanese sweets. Can’t resist… And so the scale is put out of order. Yeah, for everyone’s sanity… One day, Akemitsu sees Yuzuki with an axe and thinks she is going to execute him! He tries to feed her with delicious food but no reaction and she’s looking annoyed. Then he finds out from Kiki that she is under training to become a priesthood. Yeah, Yuzuki just failed in her teizu training (prostrating for 2 days?!) since she only held out for 2 hours. Part of that training is chopping firewood (not your execution, Akemitsu) and not making a sound during eating. At this rate, she is too clumsy to even become a priest. Since Akemitsu looks like he wants to join her, Kiki allows it. Mia too. Of course Kiki forgot to explain the tokudo part. The steps need to be undertaken to become a priest. This means Akemitsu is not a priest and just a guy living in the temple grounds! Shock! A miracle for him to keep his sanity while staying with sexy chicks. Akemitsu notes Yuzuki has made a lot of progress but Kiki claims she has done even more. Usually a student undergoing tokudo will study for 1 year before undergoing it but Yuzuki is attempting it in 6 months. Remember, she has school life to juggle. And so Akemitsu and Mia will also undergo tokudo with Yuzuki together. But soon Hoan visits. Akemitsu is overthinking he is trying to get his way with Yuzuki. Now of all times? Well, aside of wanting to see her temple comrades, he has serious business. Why is Kiki acting hostile and like a delinquent to Hoan? Anyway, after hearing Yuzuki isn’t a priest yet, Hoan wants Yuzuki to become a priest in 3 months or the engagement is off.

Episode 7
The training begins. The gang wonders if Kiki is serious because she’s asking what colour pantsu they’re wearing. It has to be white because that symbolizes purity, right? And since none of them have that colour, they’re going commando. Better hold those dirty thoughts. First up is this zazen mediation. No dirty thoughts now. Could’ve been a breeze had not Akemitsu’s mind starts wandering when he hears the girls giving out sexy moans. Next is writing calligraphy. As Akemitsu has experience and his writing is good, he is to coach Yuzuki. But the thought of her boobs being close to him causes him to spill his ink on his crotch. Mia wants to wipe it?! Fail. Then the trio have to sleep together as part of the training. Obviously, dirty thoughts get in the way. Flashback shows Kiki asked Hoan about this rush. He told her that in 3 months, there will be sect meeting at this temple. As it was a decision made by the higher ups, he hoped his engagement will not be for nothing. The trainees obviously didn’t sleep a wink as Kiki changes the training regimen to have them go into the sauna together. This would’ve obviously build some resistance to the opposite sex but of course, dirty thoughts get in the way as usual. They try to distract themselves talking other topics. So WTF Mia discovers she has a fetish for Adam’s apple?! Yuzuki tries to hide all those that has been bugging her by claiming she has no worldly thoughts. She also can’t say that she feels a bit jealous seeing Akemitsu and Mia getting closer to each other.

Kiki has them take a short break from training. As Christmas Eve is approaching, this makes Akemitsu sad. Why? On this day his father would try to share his time with his lovers. Safe to say, it’s a bloodbath and poor Akemitsu got traumatized from all the fighting. Yuzuki suggests they go out together on that day so Akemitsu can pick a present. Looks like he is having a swell time. Then they hit a Buddhist specialty store to look at the beads on sale as a formal one is required in important occasions including their tokudo. Mari is the store owner and Yuzuki’s friend so she recommends a few including those for marriage. She is under assumption they are dating. Only then Yuzuki realizes this misunderstanding. But Akemitsu has found the present he needs and since Yuzuki is glad for him, he realizes she was trying to cheer him up. Back home, the girls discuss how the year has gone by and they’ve changed so much. Other than the girls getting sexier, the biggest change is of course the arrival of Akemitsu. It seemed like a distant memory that they once ganged up to kick him out but now nobody wants him to leave. However later we see Kagura’s true colours. She still finds Akemitsu a nuisance and will stamp him out.

Episode 8
It’s a temple. So why are they celebrating Christmas?! After dinner, the gift exchange session is randomized. While Kurage gets Tsukyuo’s mittens, Tsukuyo gets Yuzuki’s kokeshi which is actually a vibrator! Yuzuki gets Kurage’s marriage registration letter! If only Akemitsu got that! The rest got their own presents. Gee, Akemitsu was going to pawn his own organ?! Yeah, that has got to be worth at least 5 million! Anyway, Kagura wants to exchange gifts with him. A CD of sexy pics of Mia?! Just kidding. She’s got a hotspring ticket for everyone. Later Yuzuki and Akemitsu make their prayers, Yuzuki is grateful he came because nobody has smiled like this ever since dad left the family and mom went to the head temple. Then they personally exchange gifts and are surprised to find the same prayer beads recommended by Mari. Nice mood ruined with Kiki coming in with a big news. With the sect meeting attending by bigwigs, this means a temple inspection is in order. This they have to find a way to repair their principal figure! No money! Yeah, don’t waste time cracking their heads on that because they all head down to the hotspring to enjoy first. So this worldly desire is acceptable? Anyway, you can tell Kagura has definitely threatened the staffs for the stay. Akemitsu gets a different treatment as he is given a welcome drink, not knowing it is an aphrodisiac. Now enjoy the fanservice of the girls in bath and your obligatory boobs groping session. Is this all part of enlightenment?! Akemitsu is in a pinch, he didn’t realize the bath is a mixed area and his dick is full hard on! He needs to get away but Kagura spots him. Dead. But she ignores him. Actually, she hints to the other girls what they will do if he is caught peeping. They’ll beat him up of course! However, they will also talk to him because they believe there must be some sort of reason. This makes Akemitsu feel like a fool for not trusting them. So he goes to make himself known? Yeah, that dick must have scared them! In the end, they mostly forgive him.

The rest return to the temple but Kagura wants to stick around. Mia too. Kagura forces Akemitsu to also stay. Then in the bath, she tries to seduce him. Big boy tries to resist and even hits his own crotch. Kagura is at a loss. She reveals she is the one behind all the pranks and now her seduction doesn’t even work on him. Why is she so adamant in kicking him out? It seems if he is in the way, her plans of making Mia an erotic queen will not materialize. She wants Mia to have sex with 100 men?! Akemitsu doesn’t get it. Mia is against this plan and if Kagura is too, why is she assisting Mia’s family in achieving this? At this point, Mia sees them so close and gets embarrassed. But she thinks of joining in? Kagura hypnotizes both of them out. Later Kagura explains that she is from a family that serves Mia’s family from behind the shadows. She cannot disobey that order. However Akemitsu believes it is not too late to join Mia and fight back. Kagura then asks the reason why he is working at the temple. Sure, to clear his debts but what happens when that is done. And since he is here to also defeat his desires that plagued his family, he is just like Mia who ran away from home. Kagura makes a suggestion that she will take on all his debt and even pay for the principal figure’s repair. In exchange, he must move out. This is the easiest way to save the temple. What say you?

Episode 9
The gang pounds mochi for New Year. But does Kurage have to really tell it in a dirty fashion?! Because of that, it makes Akemitsu conscious. Yeah, these girls have soft ‘mochi’ too! Worse, the girls soon come back dressed as Playboy bunnies! Apparently this is real?! Well, when Kagura says it is… More fanservice shenanigans of pounding the mochi until Yuzuki gets back and she’s not pleased with everything. Of course we learn all this is part of Kagura’s lie and Akemitsu is now certain that she really wants to kick him out. That night, Kiki talks to Akemitsu about Yuzuki’s tokudo ceremony is coming up soon. Once she becomes the head of the temple, it is all up to Akemitsu if he wants to carry on his alone or leave. Of course she notes Yuzuki would be happy if he would stay with her. Also, when Yuzuki becomes the head, Kiki will have to leave for her own family temple. During New Year, Akemitsu and the girls visit the shrine. Tsukuyo trying to give hints to Akemitsu to compliment her kimono but he doesn’t get it until she points it out. And when he spams how cute she is, she gets embarrassed. Can’t understand girls! Then he also tries to do the same to the rest but they impart some lesson on how to compliment a woman’s beauty. Tough being a man and woman, eh?

We see Kagura praying at the shrine as she tells us once more it is her duty to guide Mia to become an erotic queen. When she first met Mia, she was rebellious and against her family wishes. This stumped Kagura because it would’ve been so much easier to follow their directive. So she talked to the head and suggested to bring Mia to Japan and live in a nunnery. As part of her reverse psychology, the lack of men may have Mia craving for more. The idea was acceptable but Kagura was given a task that Mia must sleep with 100 men in Japan. Hence she is to record that conquest and send evidence back every 3 days. Hence Kagura has disguised herself as several men to send those fake photos back. Until Akemitsu came into her life and he made Mia more cheerful. Akemitsu confronts Kagura. He has his answer. The best solution is to leave but he will not. So how will he pay? Well, things will work out somehow! Plus, he promised to be with Yuzuki. Kagura seems okay with this and would have accepted this until he notes about being able to keep his promise to Mia. This makes Kagura mad because she believes he is in love with Yuzuki. Mia is truly in love with him but it is only one sided. Because of that, she may be deeply wounded and won’t recover. She scoffs at him to not talk as if she knows Mia. WTF Akemitsu laughing? Because he has never seen Kagura mad! She says she’s not mad! She is! He believes she isn’t betraying Mia because they seem genuinely happy together. Plus, she acted because she cared deeply about her. To shut him up, Kagura kicks him in the crotch! She returns to the rest who are talking about ways to make fast money. Mia believes in Kagura that she can find the best solution. Well, just doing her job.

Episode 10
Mia realizes by just mentioning Kagura’s name, Akemitsu shrivels in fear. WTF her conclusion is for them to make out?! Kagura tells a white lie that Akemitsu is a nice guy. This has the simpletons think everything is okay. And then Mia locks them both in the shed to make out. WTF. Kagura thinks of seducing him because the moment he attacks her, he’ll be kicked out. But he is keeping his distance and then it hit her. She will make Akemitsu fall for Mia and bring him back to her family. Thus she wants to be friends with him. Tsukuyo dreams of making out with Akemitsu. But when she wakes up, she is clinging onto Kurage. Obviously she has to bribe her to keep this embarrassment a secret. But soon Tsukuyo realizes Mia has been very close to Akemitsu lately. Would you like to know? Kagura shows them a footage of them having sex! Actually, it’s that Twister game in the shed. Obviously Tsukuyo jumps to the wrong conclusions. Hence Tsukuyo brings in Mia for interrogation. She asks directly if she loves Akemitsu. She denies anything of that sort. If they are close only because they are the same training partners so it makes sense. However Mia continues to claim Akemitsu is the most handsome guy and would like to marry him since she is always turned on by him. Punishment time. Tsukuyo gets embarrassed and even more so when Kagura points out she is jealous. The tsundere denies having feelings for him. Speak of the devil, here he comes. WTF Mia now in S&M bondage?! Then Kurage somehow has Kagura’s camera. Tsukuyo is too late to stop her from watching the unholy act. But Kurage can tell it is a game they’re playing. Tsukuyo is embarrassed and once more has to bribe her to keep things quiet. But soon an emergency. We’re out of rice! Don’t worry, Yuzuki will go around asking for tributes. She brings Akemitsu and Mia along as he talks about fate. Everything happens for a reason. Too bad all they visit, nobody gives them any rice. Giving excuses or laughing at their pathetic act. But their last stop is an injured lady who is waiting for them. She knows Yuzuki and has already prepared her tributes. Her children are naughty and love boobs?! Akemitsu talks to her as she notes how Tsukina (Tsukuyo’s mom) was around and collecting tributes, nobody dared defied her. She was tough but everyone felt safe. It is unknown why she left and is rumoured to be at the main temple. In the end, the gang is prepared to ship loads of rice barrels. Akemitsu remembers this is the first time he met Yuzuki and yes, all about fate. He hopes to support her but looks like she doesn’t need help and carries all the barrels home by herself!

Episode 11
Akemitsu really wants to help Yuzuki. He needs to find a part time job but it looks like a requirement is a contact. He doesn’t have a phone of his own and he can’t burden the temple. So he goes to see Yuzuki to borrow her phone. But what’s this? Yuzuki in maid outfit?! If I were him, I’d give into my desires right now!!! HAHAHA!!! Anyway… After he manages to survive all the lewd imaginations from her suggestive poses, he tells her his intentions. However she shoots it down and wants him to concentrate on training rather than working. Yuzuki further adds this is her burden alone. So she wants to be like her mom who did everything herself? She sounds even more impossible when she claims she wants to double her work shifts. When she is already this tired? She claims she is not. Until Akemitsu points out her clothes, she gets embarrassed?! She did not realize she was wearing this?! It seems her friends suggested her this maid café work and lent her a dress. She tried it on last night but fell asleep?! Both soon start arguing about Yuzuki’s tiredness. Yuzuki then dares him to massage her. Oh my. See where this is going? We all know he has godly hands and fingers, right? Yuzuki, be prepared to be orgasmed! And as you would expect, such strange ambiguous noises as Tsukuyo hears from outside. She barges in only to see them now in wrestling position? Yuzuki continues to fall asleep midway through their argument. When she claims it is all eventually none of his business, that is when Akemitsu says he’ll do as he please. This means asking Tsukuyo out on a date tomorrow! Wait. WHAT?! And because of that, Tsukuyo has a strange dream of Akemitsu marrying her and then consummating! She wakes up from it, head butting poor Kurage across the room! This is going to be costly… As she dolls herself up and wondering when he fell for her, she realizes she is just overthinking when he shows up in his usual temple clothes. Yup. Just overthinking. Relieved or disappointed? Until he compliments how beautiful she looks. She accompanies him to go buy a phone. She is totally embarrassed since everybody else is getting the wrong idea they are dating. She keeps reminding herself she is just overthinking. But her heart is so confused since he also treats her very nice. He exchanges his first contacts with her. No deeper meaning. Since he doesn’t clearly say why he bought a handphone, once again her mind starts to drift about some midnight sex. You sure it’s about that? Indeed, she gets a text from him but it’s to thank her for today. Then another strange dream of Akemitsu dumping her for another woman. This time Kurage comes prepared with a concrete! OUCH! The most painful wakeup call…

Episode 12
Yuzuki thinks Akemitsu is mad since he hasn’t talk to her since. She thinks of apologizing until she sees him happily returning from his date with Tsukuyo. Why must she run away? Ah… Even Kiki knows something is wrong and talks to Akemitsu about it. But after all that great advice, when Kurage mentions somebody is leaving the temple, Kiki goes into overdrive mode to extort money for that departure! Too late, Yuzuki has already seen them off (they wanted to change the place of their family grave since this temple is inconvenient) and without taking any money! As they also noted they don’t trust this temple anymore, Yuzuki takes this upon herself to work harder. However Kiki tells her she won’t train her anymore. Why? Figure it out yourself. I hope she didn’t have a grudge on that money issue… Yuzuki tries to put up a fake happy front to assure everything is still alright. Then everyone gets distracted with Tsukuyo having Akemitsu’s contact. We want it too! As Akemitsu begs to Kiki to reconsider, he soon receives a distress call from Tsukuyo that Yuzuki is missing. Oh my. Where to start looking? Obviously she has fallen into depression. She remembers mom suddenly telling the sisters to move out because the temple is done for. But when Yuzuki claimed she will take over it, mom brushed it off because she cannot save it. That is why Yuzuki has always been trying to work hard so she could be that perfect person mom thinks.

Akemitsu finds her under the bridge. Yeah, the same homeless spot he was. He realizes she has been trying to be strong and although she is stronger than him, she is actually quite frail. He gives her a big hug. Yuzuki is back in her own bed as Akemitsu talks about her telling him not to live alone. He once thought of that but she tore that idea down. Yuzuki continues to blame herself as not good enough but Akemitsu denies. She has done a lot and because he also loves this temple as much, he wants to help her. He wants to be involved in her life! Could he have phrased that any better? Now she remembers the reason she stayed because she loved this temple. It was that simple. The other girls have heard and barge in. They scold her for making them worried and also assure that they want to help because they too love this temple. They then tease her for being left out since everyone here already has Akemitsu’s contacts! Yuzuki then talks to Kiki and now knows the reason. It’s because she lost sight of what’s important. Hence she panicked and worried on what others would think about her. She wants to return to training and Kiki agrees after she returns back to health. Later Yuzuki talks to Akemitsu. She is giving up looking for part time jobs and will continue to ask supports for donations. It is tougher but it is still better than sacrificing herself because that won’t do anything any good. They will all protect this temple together. Life returns to normal and this includes Akemitsu getting into ecchi situations with the girls. Be gone, worldly desires! I think this is going to take a while…

Special 1
Well, what do you know? Akemitsu and Yuzuki wake up one morning to find themselves they have switched bodies! Oh Yuzuki, didn’t know his dick was this big, huh? Oh Akemitsu, you should know Yuzuki’s boobs are this big! Then when Kurage comes in wanting to seduce Akemitsu (Yuzuki) with her loli body, turns out this is actually Kagura! As revealed, she got a shady potion to turn Mia into a pervert but look what happened. Now we see Mia recording herself in sexy lingerie and poses! Yeow! But Yuzuki and Kagura aren’t surprised and they know this is Kurage. Yeah, never had such voluptuous body before. Then they heard a scream. Well, it’s not from Akemitsu trying to change himself blindfolded! Rather, Kiki licking Kagura? Oh, the cat is now Kiki and Tsukuyo is now Kagura. And of course Kiki is now Nyagosuke. And by deduction, Kurage is in Tsukuyo’s body. Soon, everyone reverts back. Noticing that Akemitsu is not with them and that he was in Yuzuki’s body, they go into her room only to find her tied up BDSM style?! How the f*ck was he thinking he could change clothes this way?!

Special 2
Oh my. Akemitsu marrying Yuzuki at the altar with Kiki as the priest? As he is about to kiss her, turns out to be Hoan?! WTF?! He and his goons try to attack and close the temple but here is Kagura in a sexy spy catsuit to save the day as she takes Akemitsu and run. They end up on the moon? Then as she tries to have sex with him and strips, he falls off into the ocean. Mermaid Tsukuyo saves and brings him to shore. Oh, now she wants sex too?! Yeah, those fish fins must be fake as she strips naked! But then a quicksand swallows him and now he finds himself in a love hotel with Kurage. Oh, she too gets naked as her body transforms into a busty version to get down and dirty. Before that could happen, Mia barges in and tries to kill him with a samurai sword. He runs but now bumps into Kiki. Yes, it’s her turn to strip to f*ck him. But he gets caught and tied up in a love hotel. Mia and Kagura are going to do BDSM stuffs to him. Sexy nurse Yuzuki won’t allow it and just like that, everybody ends up in the bath. All the girls use their skin and body to rub on him. The only thing getting dirtier from all this cleaning is the mind! Clear your thoughts! Suddenly vines appear from the bath to grab all of them! Tentacle rape scene! Even Akemitsu gets that treatment! With his crotch exposed, the girls are not impressed so Kagura kicks it! OUCH!!! And as I have expected, all this silly nonsense is a dream because Akemitsu has fallen ill and all the girls are worried what kind of dream he is having. Because he looks like having fun… In fact, the girls agree to keep this a secret as all of them are guilty of wiping sweat from every inch of his body and let’s say some of his body parts reacted in a healthy way. I can see why Akemitsu’s goal of abandoning his worldly desires is still a pipe dream…

The Body Is A Temple For The Ecchi Soul
Will shows like this get another season? No, not DVD specials or unaired episodes, but another season? Your guess is as good as mine. After desecrating the holiness of the theme, unless you want more heads to roll, go ahead, be my guest and continue. Because all of us are corrupted anyway so it won’t make any difference. No sequel? No problem. We’ll just find another ecchi series filled with godly fanservice to satiate our worldly desires! Yeah. Nobody can live on without hentai! It’s our enlightenment to the world! Oh sorry, escapism. Don’t you hold me to all that! I made that all up!

I don’t see there is any actual plot for this series. Of course it doesn’t. We’re all here for the fanservice, right?! Whether it is about Akemitsu trying to get over his earthly desires and lust or Yuzuki being engaged to Hoan so that she became the next head of the temple, that is all just a setting so that we can have more temple shenanigans AKA fanservice. It felt all of that didn’t really matter as long as each episode sees Akemitsu getting into some sort of unwitting lewd situations with the girls. To think they used the Buddhist temple and religion as theme for this anime, I wonder how many religious zealots are mad. Not that I care. But yeah, to desecrate such a holy theme, they might as well do away with the temple thingy and convert this place of worship into some sort of sorority or hostel! That would make a lot of sense but not so much in the context of this anime.

So are we happy with the level of fanservice offered here? It all depends. Newbies may find it too much to handle while veterans who have seen way more would find this quite mild. I mean, when you compare this to a certain healer anime and a certain immoral guild anime, this one looks like a baby. Personally, I feel they are pretty standard and don’t break any new grounds. Sorry people, no bare tits and I don’t even think there’s an uncensored version or director’s cut of it. Use your imagination, people! It only feels very risqué because they are using a temple theme. Otherwise, all the panty shots, boob shots, suggestive sexy poses and naughty bits are pretty much standard affair. All within expectations. To think that there are 5 hot young lovely babes staying at this temple and so much fanservice is given within that short amount of time, even the staunchest Buddhist believers will immediately be corrupted and return to the sins of the flesh! Adding more fanservice value is how the mid-intermission has some strange suggestive sayings. For example, “No one who walks stealthily is up to any good” or “A trick up the sleeve”. While it might sound pretty normal, however such sayings are accompanied with sleazy and suggestive pictures. Is your mind and libido confused now? And then there is the next episode preview which is actually about the girls talking very suggestively. Are you ready to ditch your holy life now and return to being an immoral person?!

Character wise, what else is there more to say especially when the series is mostly about fanservice? So yes, Akemitsu as your typical male character in a fanservice-cum-harem genre, usual script says that he has to accidentally stumble into fanservice-y situations because life is so much more exciting that way. It’s like the gods are cruel enough to play such pranks and test his limits to see how far his resistance can go. Heh. It is understandable he wants to clear his family name over his dad’s past sexual atrocities and legendary status as some immoral lecher. But I guess it runs deep in the family’s blood. You see, each time Akemitsu gets ‘tested’, he starts to bleed a huge amount of blood. It is amazing that he hasn’t died of blood loss at this rate. If not, the girls in pretty suggestive poses will have his inner thoughts and demons straying to the naughty side. And to wake himself up from depravation, punches himself. Another round of bleeding. Rinse and repeat cycle. Heck, it happens in every episode so you have to ask if this is really working for Akemitsu.

This is both good and bad. Because it proves that Akemitsu is a young healthy man and getting turned on by such buxom babes shows he isn’t gay! However it also means all his training amounts to nothing since he still gets turned on by the slightest sexy. I don’t expect him to turn into a holy monk overnight or within a few months, but at this rate, nothing has changed. But what if that really happens? A serious Akemitsu with no more earthly desires is such a boring person! He isn’t a human anymore! Alas as such, Akemitsu is still a good natured person and is willing to help the girls in any way he can. Also, he has a debt to clear off. So stay as you are for now, Akemitsu. The girls need you. Also to cook, to clean… Such a useful guy…

As for the girls living at the temple, it’s wrong for me to say this but I get a feeling they only exist to provide Akemitsu all the sexy fanservice! HAHAHA!!! Not accurate but you get what I mean. Each with their own quirky personalities so that we can have a variety of funny fanservice and be entertained by their antics. Like Yuzuki who is perhaps having the most erotic body among the ladies, she tries to play the big sister and shouldering the heaviest responsibility. However they also make her a little dumb for, wait for it, fanservice shenanigans. What else, right? She’s trying to shoulder a huge responsibility to take over the temple. It remains a mystery why mom disapproved of her but eventually relented. Otherwise, Yuzuki and the girls wouldn’t be staying here, right? I feel Kiki may have intervened but whatever. So the important is that Yuzuki shouldn’t try to live up to her mom’s expectations but do what she can. As long as she loves this temple, it shouldn’t be hard to keep things running. Well of course, still need the money. I’m sure Buddha isn’t going to drop a stack of cold hard cash before the temple’s doorstep, would he?!

Initially the 2 girls who hated Akemitsu at first have now become the frontrunners in being his girlfriend. How the tides have turned. Tsukuyo has been received a lot of mixed and confusing signals from him but that is mainly because of her doing lots of unnecessary overthinking. So it also proves she is also dirty minded, right? Mia being another dumb blonde second only to Yuzuki, she doesn’t view Akemitsu as a romantic interest but rather a training partner. However with her twisted upbringing, she is portrayed as some of a psycho slut. Yes, another excuse for dumb fanservice antics.

Then there is Kurage who is most honest when it comes to all matters including naughty bits. She doesn’t hide the fact that she wants to get intimate with Akemitsu but unfortunately in order to not turn us all (including viewers) into some sort of criminal (because damn she’s underage!), that is why she is not taken seriously and no sexy fanservice shenanigans on her. Plus, her monotonous expressionless face reminds me of Renge from Non Non Biyori (but not as charming!) as she can only wait till she grows up if she is really serious on her feelings for Akemitsu.

Lastly, the most devious girl among the pack, Kagura. She might troll us all with her ditzy and dreamy outlook but she is quite scheming. She is the only one who doesn’t harbour any sort of interest in Akemitsu but I predict all that might change the more she tries to get things her way and only to backfire because we all know of his tenacity. Then she’ll be all head over heels for him. Heh. Such lofty delusions. But for now, she is like the silent troublemaker but only for Mia. She’s like the puppet master trying to pull the strings and turn Mia into a queen of slut and dumb Mia is just following through. Could’ve worked out smoothly had not been for that meddling Akemitsu!

Not forgetting Kiki, she’s currently the caretaker of the temple. It’s like she is needed because for adult supervision. In the loosest context. Otherwise it will be deemed suspicious if a bunch of teens are staying in a temple. So yes, she’s got the body too and sometimes boldly teases Akemitsu with it. But rest assured, it’s not for any serious romantic purposes. Certainly she deserves better than Akemitsu, right?! Nyagosuke feels a lot neglected and forgettable. Little kitty is supposed to be the pet mascot of the series but its presence is negligible (often sticking with Kurage). Animal cuteness shall not overshadow the human fanservice!

The art and animation are just average. I have to admit that some scenes look pretty simplistic like those whenever Akemitsu goes into shock or stunned expression. However with the fanservice shenanigans in our faces, we overlook this department. Not to say the fanservice animation quality is best in the world but it is decent (oh the irony) to divert our attention from the average animation quality. This anime is done by Gekkou, a relatively new studio whose only other works at this point is Isekai One Turn Kill Neesan.

Voice acting is also average as I only recognized Jun Fukuyama as Hoan. I didn’t realize it until much later because Yuzuki’s mom is voiced by Kana Asumi?! Not her trademark voice (she’s in a much lower voice) and she doesn’t have much lines (obviously) but the credits indeed listed her. The rest of the other casts are Masayuki Akasaka as Akemitsu (Kibe in Kanojo Okarishimasu), Aimi as Yuzuki (Kasumi in BanG Dream), Yuu Serizawa as Tsukuyo (Yumemi in Kakegurui), Madoka Asahina as Mia (Kominami in Boku-tachi Wa Benkyou Ga Dekinai), Sumire Uesaka as Kagura (Sanae in Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai), Nanami Yamashita as Kurage (Sue in Isekai Wa Smartphone To Tomo Ni) and Chiaki Takahashi as Kiki (Nanami in School Days). Heck, even the very minimal appearing Nyagosuke has got its own seiyuu, Chika Anzai (titular character in Hitsugi No Chaika).

The opening theme is Bonnou Paradise by Aimi. It’s a rock piece but personally I feel it is chaotic and frenzy all over the place. Don’t worry, fanservice shenanigans in the credits should distract you. There are a few ending themes. The main one being Itsuka Wa Mangetsu No You Ni by the Aoba sisters trio. Another rock outfit. Once more, get distracted by all the girls in sexy outfit or lingerie and feel free to ignore the song. Feeling corrupted yet? Then there is Culturegap Temptation by the duet Mia and Kagura. More like a lively denpa song but sorry, no delicious fanservice here. Just the boring animation of the characters running and running and running… fanservice here. No wonder it’s so boring. Finally there is Oidemase Mikazukidera by the temple’s lovely quintet babes. Another lively denpa song (is it me that all these songs sound somewhat the same?). And sorry too, no juicy fanservice. So boring. GIVE ME MAH FANSERVICE!

Overall, you watch this series for the nonsensical fanservice and nothing else. This series aimed to do that and only that. If a certain healer anime is too controversial and a certain isekai dungeon anime is too boring, this one fits right in between although it is just like many other similar animes in the genre. Plot and character development here are not important as long as the girls get to show their lewd side and satiate our horny libido. There is all there is to it. No need to crack your brains for anything deeper because it is just us as typical humans to crave for earthly desires. It is as such that makes us human. And of course, this show doesn’t intend to convert people into this religion although anime doesn’t give a f*ck on what it desecrates or makes fun of. Yeah, would you be surprised there are way more extreme hentai than this in this theme? (Bible Black comes to mind…). But I have to disagree and can disprove about this series’ second title that no one can live on loneliness. Look at me. I’m your biggest example! :’(. Oh sorry, ecchi animes like these keep me company at lonely times. But still lonely as f*ck. :’(

Shinigami Bocchan to Kuro Maid S2

Will the curse be broken this season? Who knows? That is why we have Shinigami Bocchan to Kuro Maid S2 to find out if all the mysteries and curses can be solved so that our main characters can continue to live happily ever after. Well, my guts say it isn’t and there will be more complications and drama to go with it. Otherwise, it would not have been the greatest curse for our titular character. Hopefully Alice doesn’t tease him too much that he can’t restrain himself into finally touching her. But as we all know, this guy’s resistance to temptation is freaking strong, putting all the monks at the monastery to shame!

Episode 13
Bocchan trying to Alice by making a house of cards? Yeah, see it crumble. Isn’t there something more important he should be doing now? Like trying to get rid of the curse? Because mom gave him the deadline to do so before spring or she’ll have Walter be the heir. Not that he is against it and in fact he prefers Walter to take over. He just wants to rid of this curse. We see Cuff being part of a circus troupe. Another excellent show so fellow performer, Hugo is impressed. He thanks her for introducing him to this circus as it is more interesting than pickpocketing. Now he wants to earn a proper living and support his family. Yes, this kid wants to marry Cuff but Zain isn’t going to allow that. Zain wonders how long Cuff wants to stay here. Well, as long as their identities don’t get busted. She can stay here and lead a normal life but Cuff still prefers to be with Zain. Cuff then drops by Bocchan’s mansion. Only here she can go overboard with her magic! With this magic pool that Zain swiped from the witch world, they can now have their own watery fun. Ah yes, girls in swimsuits. Zain must be so pissed to be missing out this fun. I guess Cuff’s fire got a bit too hot and Bocchan feeling a bit of heat. He almost collapses and nearly touches Alice. Dangerously romantic. Once done, Cuff leaves and lets them have this pool. She also gives them a gift from Zain. Not sure, but please try it out. So Bocchan’s the guinea pig? Opening the box, they get absorbed into it. Looks like this world has Bocchan’s desires. Alice is much interested to know it all. Taking notes… So from Playboy Alice and a whole lot of other costumers she wears, going through more doors sees more of his desires. Embarrassing for him but fun for her. Other desires include Viola being a little sister reliant on him and a piano recital before a full stage. Finally, a door that is supposed to be his deepest desires, Alice takes a peek. Is that Alice in a wedding dress? She won’t let him see it and ambiguous puts it as this is how he wants to see her. Back in reality, that’s enough sweet dreams so Bocchan has Alice put away the box for good.

Episode 14
Bocchan and Alice playing their own mini golf. Can Bocchan follow her instructions when she’s so distracting with her flirting? WTF we have a musical for this golf too?! Meanwhile Viola wants to try makeup on Walter since mom wouldn’t let her do it. He agrees. WTF he thinks he is now so cute that he wants to go to Bocchan’s place and play a prank on him?! And so Viola introduces this new maid who is obsessed with Bocchan. It seems Bocchan and Alice haven’t notice this is Walter yet. So Walter tries to lift his skirt to seduce him but no reaction from Bocchan. He thinks this is normal for maids. Then playing golf, Walter hints of wanting Bocchan to go out with him if he hits a hole in one. He does so and now wants to marry him?! This makes Alice panic for a second that she flusters. Rare moment of Alice cuteness there. Of course Bocchan rejects Walter, claiming he is in love with someone. I guess Walter gets fed up and runs away. And they still couldn’t guess it is him despite his scream. Yeah, maybe he wasn’t cute enough. As Hugo tries to curry favour for Cuff and even promising to become the man for her, obviously Zain doesn’t like this and tries to stop him. But he notes the idea of ditching Cuff if his identity was busted. But since she wants to stick with him, I guess he’ll stay. When Alice is serving Bocchan tea, suddenly Daleth’s magic summons his mind to meet her. It seems she wants him to persuade a witch who excels in using time magic for her. Do that and she’ll help break his curse. She is obviously referring to Zain and knows that burning of the logbook. Bocchan can’t do that because he promised as a friend. We take a detour to hear Zain narrate about his early life. Because of his great magic, he was sent to live in the human world to avoid witches from abusing his power. That was when he met Cuff and spent time with her. He showed his magic by restoring things back to normal. One day, witch hunters killed their parents. Cuff was sad and Zain promised to use his magic to bring them back to live. He failed. Not even magic can change fate. Although Cuff accepted it, Zain hated his magic ever since because he couldn’t protect he smile. Daleth clarifies that she cannot break his curse but knows this witch who can do it. Not sure if it will succeed but as long as there is hope, right? Bocchan returns to reality and he panics about what Daleth said. Noticing a business card in his hand, it has a picture of an octopus.

Episode 15
Bocchan wonders if Alice can see ghosts. Because he heard someone whispering to her! Alice denies and Bocchan thinks this is out of consideration not to frighten him. Well, she mentions a ghost bride just moved in… Although Bocchan can’t see her, the bride explains her regret that on her wedding day, her betrothed bought the ring that is of the wrong size. She got so sad and ran away that she tripped and died! Bocchan offers her to take the many rings he has since it is from this mansion and he doesn’t know whom they belong to. The bride possesses Alice and she gets really bold and flirtier towards Bocchan. He of course escapes otherwise he can’t control himself. The bride then realizes she still loves her husband and made a big issue out of this petty thing. She will wait for him when his time comes and will cross over now. The owner of the octopus card will be coming soon. You think Bocchan can protect Alice like this? He plans to drive whoever away because he doesn’t want to owe Daleth a favour. As he has promised Zain, he cannot reveal much to Alice. Then here comes that said person. Amelia is not a witch but an octopus born with magic. She claims she can try to break the curse for him but Bocchan turns her down so as not to owe Daleth. Amelia explains isn’t as bad as she looks since she doesn’t know how to express herself. As for being the boss of her world, everyone puts her up to it. Amelia then talks of her own love story as she was married to a human 10 years ago. Though, it was all just formalities. She attacked the ship but was defeated. Her husband-to-be (the ringmaster) saved and hid her from other crew members. One thing led to another and although they’ve parted, she still loves him and hopes to see him again. Since it would be a waste for Amelia coming all the way here, Bocchan accepts her offer to try out something and if successful, will find other ways to make it up to Daleth. Amelia explains about the curse being like a film and will just rip it off. She shows her magic by turning the place underwater. Swimming with the fish? Yeah, there’s a musical about it too. Sorry, it’s not Under The Sea! As Amelia tries to rip off the curse, she feels a powerful backlash. The curse sticks onto him like a leech. Amelia believes only 1 witch is powerful enough to inflict this: Sade who is Daleth’s twin sister. Bocchan doesn’t know anything about her and wonders if Daleth wants Zain’s power to resurrect her. With nothing more can be done, Amelia returns to the sea. Bocchan thinks of visiting Zain to ask more questions. They promise to go to many places once the curse is broken.

Episode 16
Cuff talks to Zain about Viola liking older men. Will she be sad if the one she loves die first? Viola’s reply was she would rather be sad than the one whom she loves. As Cuff doesn’t want to be alone, she wonders if Zain will always be with her. For her, you bet he will. Bocchan and Alice are in town trying to find their way to the circus as they bump into Hugo. Hugo thought Bocchan is another guy trying to hit on Cuff! Hugo isn’t afraid of Bocchan’s curse and is in fact fascinated with it. Oh heck, even the ringmaster wants Bocchan to join the circus and use this ability of his! As Zain is not around, Bocchan and Alice temporarily be part of the circus act. Bocchan trying to do some juggling and would’ve been better had he concentrate on it and not on Alice’s sexy! Meanwhile Daleth shows Sharon’s body to Keto. It seems she is not dead as her heart is still beating but in a very long sleep. She wants her to return to normal. For that, she needs to get Zain. She is planning to go to the human world to get that genius back and wants Keto to come and bring along her partner, Teto as well. With hot girls like them, Zain will be more amenable to talk. Daleth then has this nightmare that Sade noted their faces look so alike and it’s hard to tell apart. Hence Sade making some changes to her face! With Zain returning, Bocchan talks to him about Daleth coming for his magic. Zain realizes the gig is out so he plans to leave the city. Without Cuff? He thinks she can blend in with the humans. Can he really leave Cuff? For her sake, he can. As the circus gets underway, Zain watches but is confronted by Teto and Keto. Daleth is here too. Yup, disarmed by all those delicious boobs. Daleth wastes no time in wanting him to come back to the witch world to use his powers. Surprisingly Zain agrees but can only come in 2 days as he wants to say goodbye to Cuff. But as Daleth leaves, she knows he is lying and has no intention of coming. If he really intends not to use magic, she’ll make sure he is forced to.

Episode 17
Hugo brings Cuff to Zain as requested. He thinks he wants to confess so little boy mans up and be mature, wishing Zain to make Cuff happy. Goodbye my love. Zain starts thanking Cuff. This has her mad because she believes he wants to leave her. As she leaves, he confesses he loves her. Got her attention. But soon she runs away before he could explain. As the circus begins, Cuff and Zain acting strange with each other, Bocchan knows something has happened. A huge man eating plant then starts to wreak havoc. This is the work of Teto and Keto as ordered by Daleth to ruin the circus. But the crowd thinks this is part of the show. This is when Zain tells Cuff about the truth. However she tells him not to use his magic no matter what. Bocchan’s touch easily destroys the plant but the goons can create more to keep them company. Cuff goes to search for Daleth when Zain sees a young version of Cuff. Obviously an illusion made by Daleth to force him to use his magic because it is making him guilty that he cannot protect her. When Cuff is about to fall from a high place, this has Zain realizes he needs to use his magic to save her. Only he can do it. So he stops time and saves her from her fall. She is happy when he says he will use his magic to protect her from now on. Then she kisses him. That’s her answer to his confession. He wants more but all he gets are punches. As his magic won’t last, they won’t have time to look for Daleth. So time resumes and they make it as though it was all just an illusion. The crowd is so amused. Later Daleth approaches Bocchan and Alice. She claims Zain using his magic is also good for Alice because this is going to wake up Sharon. Alice’s mom dead in an accident was a lie told to her. Cuff punches Daleth, revealing her scarred face. This makes her scared as she escapes. When the circus is having their own party, the ringmaster points out Zain and Cuff as witches. This could only explain the events that has happened. However he finds them cool, making Zain’s efforts to keep it all a secret in vain. That is when the ringmaster confirms Amelia is his wife and is glad to know she is doing fine. Cuff and Zain make it official that they’re a couple now. Greedy Zain wants more kisses but is showered with more punches! Bocchan and Alice leave with Cuff giving a big hug to the latter. Obviously none for Bocchan. Cuff reminds Zain never to leave her again.

Episode 18
Bocchan and Alice return, much to Rob’s joy. Yeah, he was feeling pretty lonely since they were away for 4 days. But no hugs! Meanwhile Walter notices Viola has put on some weight. Not that she cares. Until he mentions Rob prefers thin girls. Time to go on a diet. However it seems like she is having a hard time and she wants to give up. But Walter will not let her give up and says all those encouraging words that he once said to her before when she was young. This gives her some inspiration to continue losing her weight. Obviously this is all part of Walter’s plan to become better than Bocchan. Yeah, still hate being #2. Alice and Bocchan give Rob some souvenirs. Rob feels he is a lucky man who isn’t lonely in the first place. In return, Rob gives Alice a book he drew of Bocchan when he was little. Alice goes through the book and sees all the cute drawings while squirming with glee. Zain’s first date with Cuff at the zoo. Hardly romantic because Hugo is tagging along! And he’s like the little moral police trying to prevent Zain from doing unholy stuffs towards Cuff. I guess it’s better that way because whenever Zain asks to feel her boobs, she returns it with a punch. Zain and Cuff want to go visit Bocchan and Alice. But as they make their way there, a heavy blizzard engulfs the place so they have to take shelter in a cave. Cuff suggests doing something only they can do. Sorry to get your hopes up but it’s nothing spicy. Just guess what animals she is making from her flame magic. Are they turning this into a musical too? Cuff also knows he was thinking about Daleth. True. He can’t imagine what she is plotting next. She promises to protect him too. As he doesn’t regret using his magic, he thinks of using it to go back in time and break Bocchan’s curse. You’ll never know if you don’t try. If the curse isn’t Bocchan’s fate, then it is possible they can break it. Of course this means fighting the strongest witch AKA Sade. They’ll have to get stronger. Next morning as the blizzard has stopped and they’re going to fly back to town, Cuff gives a surprise kiss. That sure gave him a wakeup call. Didn’t like it? Of course he does! She did that as she doesn’t know when they’ll be alone again. I guess such kisses are more valuable than the ones he requests.

Episode 19
Another storybook magic Bocchan and Alice find themselves in. This time, Little Red Riding Hood. This little brat tells them to defeat the big bad wolf and she’ll give them any reward. So why is Bocchan dressed like a wolf? To get that baddie’s guard down. The duo see the wolf sleeping soundly in the cabin. Alice playing out lines as we know until she slowly changes them as she flirts with Bocchan. So much so the wolf gets mad for straying from the lines. Then seeing Alice reminds him of his mum so he becomes a baby and cries in Alice’s bosoms about being ostracized by his pack. Now that this is over, Red Riding Hood won’t give Bocchan his reward since he didn’t technically defeat the wolf. Now get out of this story! Now we see Walter agonizing over the fact that mom and Viola always loved Bocchan more. Even till this day, mom is still waiting for Bocchan to break the curse and come home. Swearing he is not his replacement and will beat him, Walter has obtained a shady robe in town that allows him to connect to the witch’s world so as to find out about his curse. Similarly, Alice wants to go there too to ask Daleth directly about what she said. Keto and Teto lament Daleth has holed herself up in the church ever since. They can’t begin Sabbath. They also blame Bocchan for this. Walter heard this and agrees with them. Speaking of which, here comes Bocchan and Alice. As the witches detect somebody watching, they spot Bocchan. Bocchan becomes the decoy to let them chase him and has Alice follow Walter.

Walter can’t understand why Alice stays by Bocchan’s side. She is happy to be with him as she notes Walter is similar to him a lot. Well, that nearly killed him. Then a naughty imp steals her pendant. Walter decides to help her get it back. Why so kind? He was trained to be nice to girls. That’s all. In this strange hide and seek, Walter can’t help be infuriated by this imp as he mocks him being the second son and all. But when cornered, Walter knows this one is the younger twin because he doesn’t mock him. Walter even advises him to no do as everything his older twin says and can get back at him. After getting back the pendant, the imps start their own petty quarrel. Walter sneaks into the church and sees Daleth agonizing over Sade’s cruel ways that left her scarred. She cannot forgive her for that. Walter interrupts her lamenting and understands how she feels. He forces her to uncover her scarred face and finds it beautiful. He too has scars like hers but his is unseen. She asks how he deals with it. He accepts it because although he cannot change the fact he is Bocchan’s replacement, he can work hard to become better. Nothing will change if you don’t look towards the future. As Alice and Bocchan have been caught, Daleth thinks it is time to face her demons. She goes out maskless to face her fellow witches. They cheer and welcome their beautiful leader back.

Episode 20
Viola visits Cuff and Zain since the circus has got a lion for their new act. You sure the lion is friends with Cuff? It’s like eating her… Before the show begins, Viola and Cuff hang out in town. Viola then watches Cuff in circus action and notes she is like a different person. Now back to the witch world, now that the animosity is gone, Daleth takes the humans to see Sharon’s body. Daleth now blushing each time she peeks at Walter. Thinking of making him take responsibility? Bocchan is willing to hand over the heir to Walter but this makes him upset. He is not going to accept things given on a silver platter and will take it from him instead. Daleth shows Sharon’s body in a coffin and reveals her death via accident was a lie by Rob. As Sharon was placed in a powerful sleep curse by Sade, the problem is that she doesn’t know how Sade died and that’s why she wanted to wake up Sharon to find out more. Bocchan then asks about why he was placed with the curse. Daleth shows them her side of the memories. In the old mansion, they see a young Bocchan talking to Sharon. But watching nearby in the woods are Sade and a very timid Daleth. Since Daleth still has trauma on this, she can’t go further. She promises to give them more info in exchange they don’t come back to Sabbath. She also hopes to come see Walter. Back home, Alice finds a genie lamp. The genie is a sexy Arabian Alice? Well, the genie has no form and took Alice’s form. Of course, 3 wishes. Bocchan wants his curse gone. Granted. Really? That easy? As proof, he can now touch something without withering. But as pointed out, the curse only shifted to someone else. Hence for the final wish, Bocchan takes back the curse because he cannot live with the regret of shoving his curse to make someone else happy. And it seems that person who temporarily got his curse was Rob. And he thought some superpower awakened in him when part of the garden he tended started withering. Before Alice goes to bed, she hints to Bocchan by the window to kiss her. They both do. So this is what kissing a glass feels like? Well, their heart was beating so fast, they didn’t even notice how cold it was.

Episode 21
Viola trying to teach Cuff the alphabets since she can’t get past F. But soon she remembers G because as Zain told her, it’s the size of her boobs! Walter notices Daleth outside his place and invites her in. She talks to him about Gerbera (Bocchan’s mom) coming from a strict family and thus she tried to uphold her strict noble values. Until of course Sharon came into her life and she talked and smiled a lot. Now she’s back to before perhaps what happened to Sharon came as a huge shock for her. Alice talks to Rob about his lie. But she understands it was to protect her because she would’ve been sad had she known the truth then. She wants to know more about the nuns so Rob explains they have been coming to the mansion when Bocchan’s grandpa was still alive. Not sure about this deep faith he was in but grandpa was also very close with Alice although they’re more like friends. After grandpa died, they both rarely came and everything fell apart after Bocchan got cursed and Sharon taken away. Daleth sees Zain. She believes being his friend will also benefit her instead of being an enemy. She needs him to find out more about Sade since he has the logbook. Cuff is at Bocchan’s place, preparing a surprise party for Alice. It’s the 2nd anniversary since Alice came to live with Bocchan. Alice is happy with this surprise as Cuff gives her a dress as her present. After the party is over, as Alice returns to her cabin, it seems there is a hole in the roof. The wood must’ve been decayed. Keto offers to fix it but in the meantime, go somewhere else. Obviously, she sleeps in Bocchan’s room and being the gentleman he is, lets her sleep on his bed. The floor is too hard for him to fall asleep so he talks to Keto. She explains that Daleth isn’t cut out to be the boss of witches and is barely holding the place up since Sade put her up to it. She prefers her to live her own life although she has her reservations about Daleth paying too much attention to Walter. Bocchan asks if all witches hate humans. Many do because of the old witch hunt. But if Daleth wants to be friends with humans, many are willing to follow her order. With the roof fixed, Keto hopes Alice can call all their girl friends to party here. Only, in her excitement she wrecks the roof. Back to fixing. Hugo stumbles into his old pickpocketing buddies who badmouth the circus. He goes after them but they are soon beaten up by strange people who claim they were trying to steal their stuffs. The boys run as Hugo reminds them to lay their hands of the circus. Then he finds it strange those strange people have disappeared.

Episode 22
What’s this about boobs vs thighs?! Zain admits he loves all kinds of boobs but can’t see why Bocchan would love thighs. Well, his dream is to lie on Alice’s lap. So which does Rob prefer? The smile. Alice is given a flying broomstick by Keto. Soon, Zain and Cuff are here to temporarily stay in this mansion. Apparently strange people were looking for them so the ringmaster sent them here. It is presumed those people want to use his time magic. Later Zain returns to logbook to Bocchan as he tries to find more clues about Sade. However they are soon interrupted by this strange kid, Nico. Actually he claims he is much older. He touches Bocchan and it seems he lives although is repelled. Zain knows he is a wizard, humans born with magic. Nico explains that he was cursed by Sade into immortality. Since touching Bocchan didn’t kill him, it proves this immortality curse is stronger. He also reveals he is the one who killed Sade. He explains he and his small group of wizards lived quietly in a small village. Until Sade showed up to say humans have no business in magic. She turned Nico into a child before placing this immortality curse. The wizards continue to observe her and realize she is a very dangerous person. They decided to kill her but Sade was very powerful and put up a very formidable fight. In the end, it was sheer numbers that killed her. Many died and Nico survived only because of the curse. Hence Nico has been looking for Zain so he can use his magic to go back to that time before he was cursed. Because he wants to kill Sade again! Zain is in no obligation to help him so Nico talks about his wasted magic potential. If he comes to the wizardry school, he could learn to hone it better. And Bocchan too could learn how to use some magic weapon. Zain refuses everything until Nico says there are girls in his school. Count him in!

Speaking of which, Alice and Cuff are fighting against this old woman, Ichi. However Cuff always loses to her. Obviously, water beats fire any time! She admits this was a test to see how strong they are and invites them to their school. Nico then returns and introduces Ichi as his lover. At this point Zain feels deceived! Where are all the young girls! Nico assures there are at his school. He is very sure they will come. The wizards leave via Flea. Who the f*ck this ugly looking chubby kid who looks like horrible version of Fairy Tail’s Ichiya?! But damn, his unicorn form is beautiful. Bocchan isn’t done yet because even if they do go back in time, he doesn’t want to kill Sade. Nico claims his touch will be the one who will kill her although he isn’t sure if it will work. However Bocchan maintains he doesn’t want to kill anyone. Despite the curse causing him a lot of hell, taking a life shouldn’t be easy and he can’t kill Sade just because she is an evil witch. In fact, he wants to be friends with her. What is else there for Nico to say? See you at the wizardry school. So I guess it’s decided. Everybody is going to learn magic.

Episode 23
Bocchan goes through the notebook. There is an entry by Sharon who is happy about Sade’s arrival. It proved that they’re friends. But the rest of the entries are nothing much so he wonders what Daleth wanted to hide. Meanwhile Walter is practising his shooting on targets with Bocchan’s face. Brutal. Daleth finds it cool! Viola spots them and brings them in to talk. She can’t understand why she likes that loser but respects her decision. Viola wants to help use her makeup to hide the scars (so magic can’t?) but Daleth feels traumatic about it so Viola just hugs her. In the end, Daleth just says hi and leaves. Walter didn’t hear Viola’s insults because he noticed Daleth was smiling. When Viola visits Bocchan, she feels he is hiding something as he is acting strange. She finds a female uniform. He tries to hide his wizardry school enrolment by claiming he is into cross-dressing but Viola isn’t even surprised. But with Cuff here, she accidentally spills the beans. Now Viola wants to go to wizardry school too. As long as she gets out of that house. The whole gang take a train too. It seems for a condition for Viola to go, she must bring Walter. Mom was understanding enough as it is their chance to see the world. Cuff and Zain also reveal to Viola they are witches but she is the least bit surprise. Daleth is secretly tailing them because she thinks Walter is on a trip to see another girl! Man, she’s turning into a stalker! At the school, they meet Nico the headmaster and Ichi her vice. The other senior students are Sarah Sunroad, Millie, Pfeifer and Evelyn. So Zain, you happy there are cute girls here now? The other teacher is Flea. Don’t laugh, he is popular with these girls! Zain so envious! Walter talks to Bocchan about the whole going back in time to face Sade thingy. Bocchan although still disagrees with Nico’s plan to kill her because he just wants to talk to her. Zain and Ichi talk, the former understanding why Cuff wants to be stronger. Ichi will personally train Cuff every night to make her stronger. Bocchan and Alice say goodnight to each other before turning to bed. Class starts tomorrow. Daleth and Keto camp outside the school since a barrier prevents them from entering.

Episode 24
Ichi trains Cuff to fight her water counterpart without using magic. She loses as Ichi notes she is overthinking. This is all part of her training to strengthen her mental mind so she can use her magic in greater ways. After theory lessons from Flea, Ichi trains everyone in combat. He gives them a strange item to figure out how to use it. Only Walter manages to figure out it works like a rapier so Ichi gives it to him. With Daleth breaking into the school, Nico spots her and fears Sade has return. So he confronts her and asks about it. Daleth plays along and claims she is Sade and has returned from hell. Nico gets mad as he attacks her but his magic is nothing to Daleth. After all, all wizards’ magic are just copies from witches. With Nico’s blurting about his encounter with Sade, Daleth learns more about her sister’s fate. When Ichi and Keto arrive to even the odds, Daleth decides to stop playing and reveals her true self. And just like that, Daleth and Keto become students in this magic school? How is she holding up sitting next to Walter? Can she concentrate on lessons? That night, Zain and Daleth call Bocchan and Alice to join them to go back to the past to confront Sade. Zain has made preparations and thanks to this school, it made it easier to control his magic. Bocchan asks Daleth if Sade can read minds. It is the reason why she tried to hide that logbook. It seems she cannot say and is still under Sade’s spell. The reason she is helping them is only to break it. They return in time when Bocchan was living in his family’s mansion. Zain stumbles into Sade who instantly can tell he is from the future. As Daleth notes, indeed Sade can read minds. Sade starting to look and act scary as she asks Zain about love. She hints there is someone she loves but is on the verge of dying. She wants to be with that person forever but everyone keeps getting in the way. So she kills everybody? Yes, she’s going to kill him too but luckily Daleth saves her. Sade still recognizes those fearful eyes of her sister. Meanwhile Bocchan and Alice stumble into his grandpa, Victor. They claim they are not thieves and make their way out. But they are soon pulled in by Zain because they need to escape as Sade has caught on them. Sade wants to come with them to the future but Daleth pushes her out. Sade notes Alice as Sharon’s disgusting daughter. Returning safely in time, Zain doubts Bocchan can be friends with that psycho. Daleth hopes their meeting won’t alter the future in which for now it seems it doesn’t. Bocchan is still adamant to keep his promise to be friends with Sade. Meanwhile a great teaser as Sharon wakes up from a nice long nap?!

Nothing Is Certain But Death Touches & Sexy Flexes
Well, is there going to be another season? The final one? After all, as I have checked, the second season has adapted about halfway of the manga that has already ended in mid-2022. So yes, of course there is going to be another season! After all the developments and the way things ended this season, it would be a shame to be an Alice and tease the hell out of us. Especially the very curious final scene of Sharon waking up! Oh my, what if Sharon was never under any spell, but rather just ate something that put her to sleep for 10 years! OMFG!!! I’m so curious to find out! Next season, please come faster! Can Zain take me to the future to satiate my curiosity???!!! ZAIN WHERE ARE YOU!!! Okay then. Looks like I have to wait just like everybody else.

This season’s story moves along at a reasonable pace. This means dragging out Bocchan’s curse and unfortunately this season did not see him being cured. Of course with such revelations, it sets up the next plot and step in which Bocchan and his friends need to take to finally bring an end to this curse of his. After all, if the curse was so easily broken, the story wouldn’t have dragged out this long, wouldn’t it? While this season also has the usual Alice teasing Bocchan, this season focuses a bit more on Zain and Cuff. The kind of relationship they have and the direction they want to take it. Albeit I still see that they are very much the same people when they were introduced to. Also the final stretch of this season, it was a surprise to me because I never would have guessed that the gang would end up in a magic academy. And I thought there wasn’t going to be any sort of high school clichés and the likes. But here we are. I suppose we need some sort of change of pace because it would be boring if it was still the same Bocchan’s mansion or the witches’ world.

Character wise, Bocchan and Alice continue to be the same. It is a tough call to say their relationship has further evolved because as long as Bocchan cannot touch her, the same status quo remains. This means the usual cock teasing flirts we often see in the first season. I don’t know at this point if it should be funny or irritating because well, Alice is so smokin’ hot and sexy, she’s doing this to make him happy (which he does) but always has to hold back because of his curse. Can see but no touch. At this rate, Bocchan is going to be the best temptation resistor in the entire world! It is probably the reason why Alice is so confident with her flexes because she knows Bocchan would be very careful and considerate enough to not touch her. But even if it happens via accident, I don’t think she wouldn’t mind as hinted in last season. Sometimes it feels like she too is having it hard holding in all her love for him and the only way to let some steam loose is to tease him like that. Another point that elevates Bocchan to sainthood is his intentions to be friends with the very witch that cursed him. Having suffered from the effects of his curse for a very long time, he doesn’t want to pile any more misery even if it his enemy. So it is a good thing because like they say, an eye for an eye makes the world go blind, right?

Hence now the question now shifts to this Sade character as the perpetrator of Bocchan’s curse has now been identified. It brings up a whole set of new questions on why Sade is doing this and why Bocchan was targeted. Apparently he wasn’t just her sole target as Nico claimed to be her victim too. Thus there are lots of mystery surrounding Sade’s intentions and since her actions do not make sense, I want to classify her as a deranged and mad woman. Even going so far as to scar her own sister’s face and scarring the rest of her life. Something just doesn’t add up. I’ll be damned if Sade wasn’t the real culprit but a third unknown sinister force. A sister whom they thought died at birth! TRIPLETS!!! Isn’t that why such a powerful witch like Sade can just die? Oh damn, I really hope this isn’t the case. But for now, Sade is portrayed to be an insane woman. It could be just an illusion or maybe she actually is the true antagonist. Only time will tell all.

As mentioned, Cuff and Zain get more spotlight this season mainly because of them joining a circus. While they have made it official with their relationship, they still mainly remain the same. Because Zain is still a lecherous pervert who still want to grope boobs! He even dares to be like this even before Cuff! Or maybe he just wants Cuff’s reaction to beat him up? A twisted way that she cares and loves him? The other game changer is that he is now going to use his magic to protect Cuff instead of sealing it away forever. It would be good since it gives him more flexibility and options when the times call for it.

One of the strangest development would be Daleth. Here I was resigned to think that she would be the series’ final boss and antagonist. But surprisingly, I guess like many others, I misunderstood her. Her awkward actions make it look like she is a villainess but I guess as far as the story goes, she isn’t. After the fateful incident of being unmasked, that became the real turning point for her. Because now it is just plain weird to see Daleth turned into a very different person! Oh my, how love can actually change a woman! Witch or human, she is still a woman and thus not exceptional when it comes to matters of the heart. I don’t know which version of Daleth I prefer because the new Daleth is now like a love struck stalker and so different from the initial Daleth we were introduced to. Sure this is the same person?

The other character being given more prominence is Walter. It is still his running joke that he hates being called second or anything that refers to the number two! Yes, even to the point of altering Nico’s name to Sanco! Get the joke and point?! Anyway, Walter proves that he isn’t some guy who is just jealous or obsessed in taking his big brother down. Yes, he still is but at least he has his pride and justifiable actions to back him up. Very assuring he won’t cheat his way to beat Bocchan and wants to do it fair and square and with his own abilities. And of course, the weird romance blossoming between him and Daleth. His gentlemanly act is enough to melt any girls’ heart but I guess Daleth was the lucky one. In a way, his charm helped saved her from being scarred for life. I have a feeling that all that love will slowly fill up her heart and replace the fear and trauma Sade inflicted her. So Walter doesn’t know it already? I mean, he is #1 in Daleth’s heart! NUMBER ONE!!! REJOICE!!!

Other recurring characters don’t feel too significant. Like Rob who just feels forgettable as well as Viola. Not much of anything they can do this season but oh well, you can’t give every character the same and equal screen time. Sorry Viola fans, she’s cutely annoying here. That’s about it. Bocchan’s mom is still moody as ever but she’s not a complete strict b*tch as surprisingly she allows her children to go to magic school. What’s her name again? So hard to remember… I think it rhymes with gerbil or something… Oh it supposedly means a flower and not a hamster?! Shucks… As for the new characters, they’re rather okay for now but some remains to be seen if they’ll play a big part in the future. Like Hugo, the ringmaster and his living separately wife, Amelia. Then there is Keto and Teto who are underlings of Daleth but it only seems Keto is the one who is appearing way more than her lesbian partner. She follows Daleth around more while Teto seems to be MIA like forever. She only appeared during the attack on the circus. Introducing late this season, the wizards of Nico, Ichi and the weird Flea. I suppose I can consider this as training arc? Because Bocchan and co are going to power and level up before the final boss fight! HAHAHA!

This season maintains the 100% CGI animation. So if you’re still not a fan of anime being done this way, sad for you purists. I am willing to accept as long as it is done right and so far the CGI here remains consistent with last season (J.C. Staff did the prequel and obviously helmed this sequel). While the characters’ movements may look weird in terms of CGI context, however it doesn’t break the series entirely. In other words, watchable. I mean, traditional 2D or modern CGI, we’re not going to hate Alice’s boobs, right?! I’m sorry, what are we talking about again? Okay never mind. Anyway, I also find it weird that the wizard academy’s uniform is all dressed in black. WTF are they attending some sort of funeral?! But it doesn’t make a difference for Alice since she has always don black to begin with.

As last season’s seiyuus are retained, the new ones joining this season include Yuko Kaida as Sade (Ryomou in Ikkitousen), Haruka Yamazaki as Keto (Ruka in Hayate No Gotoku), Rui Tanabe as Teto (titular character in Ryuugajou Nanana No Maizoukin), Shizuka Ishigami as Hugo (Mito in Shokugeki No Souma), Masaaki Mizunaka as the ringmaster (Ryuuen in Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E), Reina Ueda as Amelia (Maria in Tomodachi Game), Natsumi Fujiwara as Nico (Damian in Spy x Family), Masako Katsuki as Ichi (Tsunade in Naruto), Mitsuo Iwata as Flea (Marchosias in Shakugan No Shana), Miyu Yoshizaki as Millie, Miyari Nemoto as Pfeifer (Sazanka in Kunoichi Tsubaki No Mune No Uchi), Mayuko Kazama as Evelyn (Yashiya in Rokudou No Onna-tachi) and Banjou Ginga as Victor (Senzaemon in Shokugeki No Souma).

Just like last season, the duet of Bocchan and Alice perform this season’s opener, Kimi To Revue. A rather okay pop piece but it could be just me because the duo singing in their character’s voice, makes the entire song sound weird. Is bland and flat the correct word? Bland + flat = weird? Furthermore, also like last season, some episodes have short insert songs by the duo. Some are fun like that Amelia’s underwater magic experience but mostly they all have that same one kind sound because well, Bocchan and Alice are singing it. With a few of such musicals, I’m sure they can turn this series into its own separate musical series. And yes, the piano scores are still nice to listen to. The ending theme, Hoshikuzu Requiem is by Nasuo and is more of a slow-moderate pop piece. However I find the singer’s voice to be struggling in singing the song. Not sure if it is intentional since she sounds like struggling to hit certain notes (which aren’t that high). I also seem to notice she is trying to catch her breath in some lines. Not sure if the line has more words than usual or if she’s trying to make it sound breathy.

Overall, the sequel is a decent watch and a satisfactory follow up to the first season. More character development as the story proceeds smoothly at a reasonable pace. Of course, more of Alice’s dangerous flirtatious teasers from time to time to remind us all that even having such voluptuous assets and curves, it is all a huge waste if one cannot touch all of it! Uhm, wait. I mean it’s all just 3D CGI effects so you’re never going to ever feel ‘em up no matter how much you touch your screen! Damn, we just as cursed as Bocchan who can’t touch her! HAHAHA!!! Sighs… At least Bocchan has a companion who cares for him. What do I have? Cursed to be alone forever… :’(. And the worst part is that I put that curse upon myself (T_T).

Bishoujo Yuugekitai Battle Skipper

HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR 2024 EVERYONE! And so it’s another year for another round of animes to watch, right? What else is there for people like yours truly to do? Hopefully this year would have even better animes to watch although technically I’m starting off with another strange entry. I hope I won’t jinx the rest of the year…

After my strange stint with Boku No Marie, it recommended me to another strange series: Bishoujo Yuugekitai Battle Skipper. Sounds like I have heard this anime before or maybe I don’t. Oh you know, heard it ages ago but never got around to check it out because of my busy schedule or it was just not that of a priority. Until now. Yeah, my memory is quite hazy at this point. But oh heck, this series has female piloting mecha robots. So well, you can see what my main drive is to check out this retro OVA. After all, how hard can only 3 episodes be, right?

Episode 1
It is Saori Tachibana and Shihoko Sakaki’s first day at St Ignacio and they’re running late. At the gates, they witness Sayaka Kitaouji arriving in her ship. Yeah, she must be some big shot to land her private ship in the school grounds despite it is clearly against school rules. During the ceremony, Sayaka gives her speech that she is from Debutante Club and how it is an elite group that will break the stranglehold of the world that is dominated by men. Next up for the speech is Rie Shibusawa, the vice president of Etiquette Club. Looks like her speech note is missing so she wings it as she tells everyone only the strongest can join! Later, we see a long queue outside Debutante Club. Yeah, lots of students want to join. I guess it is too long so Saori, Shihoko along with their new friend, Kanami Izaki decide to go check out the Etiquette Club. Looks dark. Nobody in. Suddenly arrows are fired at them. All except Shihoko dodge. Seems this is a test to see how well they react. Because of that, Rie allows Saori and Kanami to join. Shihoko can go home! No way! Luckily the president, Reika Ayanokouji doesn’t want her to be too hasty as their club need some new members. Reika notes about Kanami’s credentials and she could’ve easily joined Debutante Club. So why this club? She was moved by Reika. Saori won’t join unless Shihoko is in. Rie is not amused so Reika uses he veto to accept her since everyone has their talents. At the end of the day, Sayaka leaves in her limo. Damn, red carpet to boot! She talks to her attendant, Todou about finding their enemy known as Exsters and their mecha known as Battle Skippers (BS). She firmly believes her company, Makuhari Industries should only dominate the market.

Our curious trio decide to check out Etiquette Club because they feel their seniors are hiding something. So yeah, this strange button, press it will you! And suddenly they whole room changes as they are being transported to a secret underground hi-tech facility. They then get absorbed into a tube each. Transformation scene! Now they find themselves in a cockpit of a BS. Yeah, how great of them to deduce this is Etiquette Club’s secret. Uhm, they know how to pilot this thing? Okay. Time to go out and help their seniors. Meanwhile Todou and his men are robbing a bank in their BS?! It is put to a stop by Reika and Rie. As they fight, Todou is superior until of course the newbies jump in to help. Todou knows he cannot win outnumbered so he flees. His goons try to flee by foot so the seniors coolly stop and arrest them for the police. They leave their signature card behind. They are Exters! While Rie is not amused with their recklessness, Reika welcomes them for they have proven themselves. However they must promise not to do anything dangerous again and with that, the newbies rejoice as they are now official club members.

Episode 2
Todou reports his failure to Sayaka who is not impressed and abuses him (I believe the masochist loves it). She ticks him off for running away just because he was outnumbered and only has himself to blame for his own stupidity for not planning ahead. Well, good thing she gives him another chance. Our seniors tell the newbies a history of their BS. Reika’s grandpa founded Urayasu Heavy Industries and developed its technology. Because grandpa didn’t like these WMDs, he didn’t turn it to the military and handed them to his family so as to keep the world safe! Oh yeah. That sure did the trick. More technical explanations on how it works by Rie so did you get all that?! But since to pilot it, one must be fit, hence Rie becomes a Spartan trainer to whip the newbies into shape. I hope Shihoko doesn’t break. Just a few words of encouragement and she’s all motivated. Simpleton. One day as Saori heads to school, she is ambushed by several men who want to rape. If not for a passing priest named Gilbert beating them up and saving her, she could’ve lost her virginity! And yes, he is so cool that Saori starts to fall for him. Fate is so strange because Gilbert is now a substitute teacher in her class! Damn, Saori and Shihoko fighting over him?! Hope this won’t break their friendship! Later Saori goes to talk to Gilbert. Feeling weird this forbidden romance is escalating quickly? Indeed. Because as she prepares to kiss him, he pops a pill to knock her out. And then hypnotize her under his control.

That night, Saori like a zombie goes to Exsters base to steal the AI chip from her BS. Luckily Rie smelled a rat so she is here to stop her. Too bad Todou and his men are here as he snatches the chip. He then orders Saori to shoot Rie. Fortunately Saori doesn’t know how to use a gun as Rie knocks her out. The other Exters arrive and soon a shootout begins. Saori regains consciousness. She has no recollections as Rie explains she has been tricked by Gilbert who is of course Todou in disguise. Saori is mad that the creep preyed on her heart and will give it to him. So it’s time to end the shootout and continue the fight in their BS. Exters show off their capabilities and this forces Todou and his men to combine their BS for an even bigger robot. Too bad big doesn’t mean better since Exters pulling off some devastating combo move that forces our baddies to eject and flee. In the aftermath, the newbies are sad that their base have been destroyed from the attack. No worries. This is just a sub-base. Their real base is Josephine Rose and Exters’ true home!

Episode 3
Reika and Rie are being called by the headmistress. It seems she noticed their club has few members and not much activities or achievements. Even so, complaints about them being noisy?! WTF?! Hence she is thinking about disbanding it but because Reika’s family has been a generous donor, she is giving them some time to think about it. Yeah, Rie can’t oppose since her declining grades will be used against her! But Rie believes all this is perpetrated by Sayaka. We’ll soon find out as the duo leave, Sayaka picks up Reika. Rie knows it is a trap seeing she recognizes Todou as the driver. However Reika assures it’ll be alright and goes with Sayaka. First, Sayaka reminds Reika that her family is a branch under hers. In short, she knows her Etiquette Club members are Exsters and wants her to disband it and hand her BS to her. Sorry, no can’t do. You think Reika would easily hand over her family heirloom? Meanwhile the others wait for Reika’s return at the clubroom but fears it is the end of them if she doesn’t come back. Suddenly, Sayaka’s elite b*tches show up to teach them a lesson. Kanami offers to stall them while the rest ride their BS to go rescue Reika. Along the way, they encounter Makuhari’s BS. Uhm, do they have to design them so ominous? Obviously more powerful, what else but to run! Meanwhile Sayaka brings Reika back to her luxury suite. She tells the ugly world men has created and thus she wants to redo it. But she can’t do it without that special AI chip. Seeing Reika has potential, she offers her the position as her vice and they can change the world. You know Reika’s answer already. She won’t. Sayaka being the spoilt brat will not be defied so she summons her BS to threaten her. Todou is bragging the ultimate machines these latest BS. Rie, Saori and Shihoko listen and are impressed. But WTF?! Why are they here?! Turns out their BS has autopilot so the Makuhari counterparts are just chasing the machines. The girls go on to wreck Todou’s command centre. WTF?! Just press any button to ruin everything?!

By the time Sayaka realizes the intruders (why her goon reported so late?!), Exters have already barged into this place. Sayaka and her team then retreat to her huge flying ship. So uhm, she’s going to use this ship to destroy Exters? A bit of overkill don’t you think? Todou warns her this ship is supposed to be secret and even if she uses a fraction of its power, it could destroy Tokyo. Sayaka’s answer: Once she gets her hands on the chip, she will be the nation’s ruler and decide its laws! OMFG savage! But of course as we know, her ship is no match for Josephine Rose now being piloted by genius Kanami. With Exsters regrouping in this base, they fire at Sayaka’s ship in which it takes damage and crashes! So much about their high end technology! Soon a call from Sayaka’s mom who is the leader of Makuhari. She tells her daughter to withdraw as she will not allow the family’s name to be further tarnished. Sayaka refuses, claiming she started this game and so she’ll end it. In that case, mother reminds her to observe the rules of the game. This means she must defeat Exsters with her own power as she also chastises Todou who is supposed to supervise the situation. At this point, she sees no confidence in Sayaka and will allow Etiquette Club to continue to be her rival to see if she is worthy. Sayaka accepts this challenge. Reika thanks her comrades for working hard. As long as they work together, they will prevail. But it’s not over yet as she notes the game has only just begun.

Exters’ (BS) Laboratory
So uhm, that’s it? I thought it was just the beginning? The irony because it all already ended. Oh yeah. How typical of such shows to end on this typical fashion. From now forth, our battle has only just begun! End of series. Roll credits. I suppose it is up to you to create your own adventures and stories after that. The producers couldn’t be bothered to produce any more episodes after that so feel free to use your creative imagination if you’re ever so interested. Heh. I made that up but yeah, only 3 freaking episodes and that’s about it. The end.

Now, if the whole story feels so iffy, cliché and that it feels like the producers were just winging it as they made the episodes, take note that this series wasn’t based on any manga, light novel or game. So is it original? Well, actually it is based on a toy line based on the same name. Ah yes. Hence the OVAs were created solely out of the single goal to sell those BS toys from the famous Japanese toy company, Takara Tomy. I guess back in those days that is how such companies try to make their sales. I’m sure many of us veterans who grew up in the 80’s and 90’s would remember those nostalgic days of Saturday and Sunday morning cartoons. Transformers to He-Man to Thundercats to Ghostbusters and all those classics. Yeah. What’s the point of watching those series? The same point in why they made those cartoons in the first place. It’s to sell those damn toys! Unfortunately as I read somewhere, the toy line was kinda short-lived… No wonder we didn’t see Exters save the world or Makuhari ruling it anymore!

So yes, the main attraction and feature of the OVAs are the BS themselves. Although from the way I see it, their appearance is way lesser than the cute female characters and mostly appeared towards the end of the episode where the obligatory battle scenes happen. Unfortunately the BS showcases felt paltry. I don’t see how showing a few scenes and the BS firing a few shots were going to make boys go crazy and going to bug their parents to buy these toys for them. Oh well, maybe back in 1995, it might look all so super. Too bad watching this at this point in time, it just felt so mediocre. So much so I thought the girls, Exsters or even Sayaka herself were the main focus and not the BS. Heck, even saying BS itself feels weird. Because you know, these initials are slang for crap. Get what I mean? So weird!

Forget about the plot being so minimal. I mean, first episode is introductory to set up the characters, the second episode being some cheesy side romance distraction and the final episode having both sides come face to face in a battle that will ultimately decide their fate. The character themselves aren’t that memorable and are pretty cliché. I don’t expect deep character developments from only 3 episodes but the girls of Exsters aren’t exactly memorable either. Oh right. Got to remember they want to promote the BS toys. But anyway, you have the calm and composed leader Reika who will guide and motivate the rest of her teammates. Rie the strong and action oriented vice. Then you have the newbies, the genius Kanami, the non-athletic Shihoko who loves everything and Saori, uhm, sorry she’s not tsundere. Damn. F*cking blonde twintails…

And then there is rival Sayaka who leaves an impression of being a toxic feminist than a strong woman. Yeah, hate men, do we? But too bad she’s leeching off the company’s assets and technology. So how can she even make a utopia for women when she can’t even respect herself? Uh huh. Sorry girl, that’s why I don’t see her as a strong independent woman whatsoever. To think she is smart and has all the privileges and the likes, she’s just a spoilt rich brat, isn’t she? No wonder it makes us want to root more for the angelic and kind Reika. Furthermore, her goon Todou feels comical and an idiot. His character is only so since the plot says so. Otherwise, how do you think Exsters can always get the better of him, his men and their BS? Plot convenience! Yes, Todou is that sort of punching bag henchman and always sucking up to Sayaka. Thank goodness he doesn’t have as much screen time as this series has with episodes so his character doesn’t feel that bad. Or is it just me? Nah!

Oh right. What about the fanservice as I thought this series would have? Close to non-existent! The only time where there is fanservice is during the transformation scene. This isn’t even a magical girl series but whatever. Because you still need to change you gear when you ride a mecha. But even so, the skin being showed during such scenes are nothing lewd. Nothing close to being explicit. There are definitely no bare tits in the entire series and I don’t remember seeing any panty shots or boob shots despite the girls’ school uniform skirt being this dangerously short. Remember, trying to promote the toys. What good will it do if it tries to sexualize the female characters? They’re not selling Exters action figures, do they?! But I suppose back in those days, this is already considered somewhat raunchy. Cute young girls showing a bit of skin like their bare thighs, enough to send some horny guys out of control. Oh yeah. Those were the days. But watching such scenes now, the fanservice doesn’t even cross my mind.

Art and animation obviously reek those 90’s era style. You can see it is so dated and of that era and think how anime has come a long way. While there is some decent quality in the animation, however I want to point out that the character designs, I find they almost have this derpy look! OMG. Look at how big their eyes are to the proportion of their head. Therefore, some girls like Shihoko and Rie look weird at certain angles and definitely it gives them this derpy look. Also for these 2 ladies, because of their strange hair colour and short style, their hair looks so fake to me! Are they wearing a wig?! Of course not but I just can’t help feel so. Otherwise, characters look very typical like Sayaka your typical obnoxious b*tch, Reika the kind angel, Kanami the genius (glasses! What else?) and Saori, sorry again, she’s not tsundere! This anime was done by the now defunct Artmic who did lots of animes surrounding such themes like Bubblegum Crisis, AD Police and Gall Force.

I didn’t want to comment on the voice acting since it’s just pretty average but I’m doing so only because Kikuko Inoue has a role here as Reika. Yeah. Just wanted to note about that. Not sure if this star power helped increase the BS toy sales. Not that I care anyway. Of course there are other veterans like Ai Orikasa as Sayaka and Toshiyuki Morikawa as Todou. The rest doesn’t ring a bell like Shiho Niiyama as Rie, Yuri Shiratori as Kanami, Chinami Nishimura as Saori and Yuko Miyamura as Shihoko (oh sorry, this is Asuka’s voice from Evangelion). All 3 episodes have different ending themes. They sound retro so you bet I am more favourable to listen to them than today’s anime songs. Though, all mostly have the same upbeat retro vibes. Whether it is Real dream by Yarei Yasui (ending for first episode), Game Over also by Yarei Yasui (second ending) or Kanashii Tenshi Ni Nacchau Ne by the duet of Reika and Rie (third ending).

Overall, the series itself is quite mediocre. It was created solely just to promote the toy line. The other reason why one may want to check out this series because it was promoted in a way that it was directed by Takashi Watanabe, the man who subsequently went on to direct hit series such as Slayers, Boogiepop Phantom and Shakugan No Shana. Well, reputation can only earn you so much promotion. Because everything else here wasn’t up to par. The story, the characters and to a certain extent the animation quality (I still can’t accept those derp faces!). Too bad people weren’t really impressed so they didn’t but the DVDs or the toys, hence no funding to keep the franchise alive. Isn’t that bad news for Makuhari? But for Exsters, isn’t this the best? Because no new BS to threaten the world. They can hang up their boots for world peace has finally been achieved! Though, it exists in many other forms but anyhow they’re no longer needed. So sorry Sayaka, this is the reality and ugly world that men has made! This series was one of them.