Kirito is a pig. Oh dear! That didn’t come out right. Sorry if you misconstrue that but technically that is somewhat true. Because well, it’s another isekai anime. Many would either reincarnate into a baby or transport as themselves to another fantasy world. But rarely there are some who reincarnate in a different form. And so how would you like to be reincarnated into another world as a pig! Oh yeah. Obviously you can tell so by the title already, Buta No Liver Wa Kansetsu Shiro. However this isn’t going to be a sleazy piggy show as one might easily get the wrong idea of. Piggy guy and a cute girl together in the promotional poster. I’m so ashamed myself for getting the wrong idea initially. Yeah. Time to dispel all the negative connotations associated with a pig because this little porky is going to be this cutie pie’s hero and knight in shining armour! Go piggy, go! Oink! Oink! Buhi! Buhi!

Episode 1
Our main character wakes up in a pigpen. He feels too heavy to move or do anything. Until a cute blonde, Jess comes to help him and take him away. Before he loses consciousness, he observes his surroundings and realizes he is a pig. Next time he wakes up in a room, he thought the dream is over. Yeah, it was a weird one considering he ate some pig liver and felt sick at the train station. Well, looks like this weird dream continues as he realizes he is in Jess’ room. And yes, he is still a pig. Strangely, Jess can read his mind and is unsure how he turned into a pig. Conveniently she explains the few terms: Mesteria is the name of this land. Kiltyrie is the district they are in in which the family of Kiltyrin rules over that she works for. Yethma is a maid servant class and you can tell as they wear silver collars. They also have mind reading abilities. Piggy tests by narrating a few dirty thoughts he wants to do on her and damn, Jess is willing to strip herself?! Woah! Not so fast! So he makes a few rules about the things he says and during such monologues, please do not reply or even oblige. I guess he is going to make lots of witty comebacks. Also, he hopes she doesn’t treat him nicely always because he feels he cannot repay this debt. It will make him feel lousy. After all, she is not his servant. So treat him like a pig and only offer help when he is really in trouble. But yes, he would love to see her naked one day! As she takes him to the pig sty to resume her duties, she explains the magic stones called rista with different colours for different uses. Basically, they’re like magic batteries created by mages for citizens to use. Then they talk about beauty and friends as well as their dreams including Jess of meeting a prince. Then he asks about the chances of one turning into a pig. She says it is not likely but over 100 years ago during the dark ages when the mages were at war, they often turned people into animals. Now the only descendants live and serve the king. This means if piggy boy wants to return to normal, he must see the king. Jess is willing to accompany him and conveniently, she is taking a leave of absence from the house to visit the royal capital as it is part of her duties. So yeah. Please take me with you to the capital!

Episode 2
Piggy mocks us losers he is going on a shopping date with Jess in town! So keep watching! Buhi! At Kiltyrie, Jess enters a shady back alley to see a shady guy who is willing to sell her a few rista at dirt cheap price. Piggy smells something wrong and on pretence has her to pretend to chase him somewhere. Piggy then tells Jess that she was about to be scammed seeing he was going to sell that used rista that has been diluted with some other impurities. The real rista costs way more than that! Buta soon realizes that Jess has used a rista without the family’s permission on him. This was why piggy was able to heal so fast. Jess starts crying for doing it all for his sake but our piggy tells her not to. It is time for him to repay her. But can Jess buy a real one with limited allowance? The art of haggling. So they enter a legal shop own by Kilins. Jess tells him as Buta told him what to say. Please sell that rista at a lower price for me. Unfortunately he can’t. Because she is buying it for personal reasons and not for her family, he clearly can’t give her a discount. Especially she is a Yethma. Clearly a discrimination here. So time for another tactical retreat and discussion. Buta learns she needs to have a rista by tomorrow before she leaves. If she is going to legally work to earn that much, it will take up to 20 days. So how to others get by? Well, they sell their bodies! Nobody is going to touch his beloved Jess! Yes, Buta has another plan. This time they return with his plan to top up the balance by trading Buta. Don’t worry, he’ll find a way to escape later. So how should she convince Buta is not the family’s property livestock? She raised him on her own when he was supposed to be culled and is no longer under Kiltyrin. Plus, he can do tricks. Okay. Let’s see it. Uhm, what now? Jess has Buta dance! Oh my… Dance Dance Revolution time! HOLY SH*T! BUTA DOING BREAKDANCING! No wonder Kilins can’t stop laughing!!! This is too amusing! Hence Jess can keep her money and he’ll trade the entire pig for a rista. There is a festival later on and he plans to make a killing then. Buta can’t risk escape before then or Kilins will go after Jess. That is when Jess suggests she wants to help him with the festival. But doesn’t Jess need to return home? She claims another Yethma will replace her. Kilins somewhat understands why she wants to sell the pig. He agrees to that. All according as planned. But Kilins puts a leash on Buta. Escaping is going to be hard now… That evening before the festival starts, Buta talks to Jess about the place they’ll meet up after he escapes. He’ll figure it out somehow.

Episode 3
Jess works hard while the other workers are just lazing around. Buta is not pleased with everything including Kilins’ discrimination of Jess. But if he can put up with tonight, everything will be over. He won’t be seeing them again. So it’s time for piggy to dance. Dance Dance Revolution once more but on hard level! Cool! Okay! Yeah! Perfect! The crowd is totally amused. However in the final move, Buta sprains his hind leg. As now Kilins’ stall gets more customer, he has Jess head home as he cannot impose more on her. Buta tells her to do so as it won’t make his escape suspicious. As the customers want Buta to dance, noting his collar, they have the workers take it off. Freed, Buta then signals for people to dance with him and also to buy drinks. This is to intoxicate everyone because at the end of the day when they have all passed out, Buta makes his escape to town. But in the alley, he witnesses that shady dealer being chastised by a guy who blames him for failing to seal that deal. Because of that, he must kill Jess and bring her corpse or he will kill them both! Buta tails him as he slowly limps towards the Kiltyrin mansion. This means Buta reaches there first as he tries to warn Jess. But where could she be? Then he realizes she is already waiting at the appointed spot! Such a sweet girl. She is glad to reunite with him but he tells of the danger. It is believed those baddies want to kill her so as to silence her in the event if she leaks that dealing to her master. Despite so, all Jess is worried for is Buta. Also, Jess doesn’t think her masters will listen to her because of her rank. It is a reason why she can’t go back to the mansion. Needing a way for Kiltyrin to take action, he finds out from Jess that they can lock up that dude in a shed. The plan starts off with Buta leading that guy to a campfire to make him think Jess is there. Jess uses this opportunity to take the shed’s key in the kitchen and prepare the shed. Then Buta leads him into the shed but notices a space enough to escape for a crippled like him. So once he is inside the shed, Buta attacks him by trying to break his leg. Although successful and Buta manages to get out before Jess locks the door, it seems Buta has been stabbed! Buta accepts his death fate, feeling blessed he has a cute girl by his side while Jess continues to weep.

Episode 4
Buta is still alive thanks to Jess combining a few rista together. He has never felt so grateful so he offers her to ride on him for the journey. Well, got to pick the correct way to sit or else, let’s say it’ll ruin Buta’s image of the pure girl she is. As he is willing to accept Jess keeping some secrets, it seems she fears he will leave her should he know the reason. Since he promises nothing will faze him, she begins revealing that the reason of her journey is that all Yethma turning 16 will begin their journey to the royal capital to offer themselves. Half will die along the way and those who made it will never return. Since nobody knows what goes on in there (it is a place that sits atop a high column of rock) as it is isolated from the rest of the world. You see, why Jess left her house like as though as if she was on the run is because of Yethma hunters. They target those who go on a journey since their silver collars fetch a very high price due to its immense magic power. Of course the only way to get it is to decapitate them. Many make a living this way. While Kiltyrin is kind enough not to sell her, she also told Kilins about it but there is no telling how much info he has spread and that’s why she’s on the run. After hearing all this, you bet Buta vows to protect her even more. He realizes Yethma hunters tend to operate the closer to the royal capital. He thinks Jess should wear a scarf to hide her collar. Wow. She actually never thought of that! Time for virgin otaku to use his skill to choose a scarf that suits her. When they enter an inn to stay, it seems the hostess also has a Yethma of her own, Ceres. Buta tells Jess to run because he sees a Yethma collar on the wall. However soon the hostess explains that it belonged to Ceres’ predecessor, Eise. She was killed by Yethma hunters although a local brought back the collar. In fact, this town Baptsaze has a covenant that shields Yethma on their journeys. However there was a fire incident 5 years ago. Many Yethma died and those who escaped outside disappeared. Bet it was the work of those Yethma hunters. Jess and Buta along with Ceres head there to pay their respects. WTF Buta already has Jess and he is staring and admiring Ceres’ legs?! No wonder she is looking at him strangely! Did you forget all Yethma can telepathically communicate?! Sure, shameful piggy says he will only have eyes on Jess’ legs (still shameful, though) although Jess is very grateful for his scarf since it proves someone cares for him and it is her treasure.

Episode 5
At the site, Buta notices a shady guy and his wolf looking at them. He fears he is a Yethma hunter when he suddenly attacks. But it is to kill off that strange heckripon creature. Ceres knows him and assures that Naut is a nice person. Naut then advises Jess about her scarf because it is obvious she is hiding her collar and gives her one that matches her skin tone. While Buta still doesn’t trust him, he has the Yethma duo treat him like a normal pig. After Jess is done with paying her respects, she goes to nearby pool to wash Buta. Heavenly. Then Naut buys her an alcoholic drink. Then after that he accompanies her back to her room and of course Buta’s guts are ringing like hell if this guy is going to assault her. Then he shuts the door and Buta gets worried. He thought of breaking in after hearing ambiguous noises but then remembers Jess’ words that she believes in Naut that he won’t assault her. But soon he leaves and Buta checks on Jess. Sleeping like a baby. Nothing happened. It is then Ceres approaches Buta and wants to talk. It seems she wants to tell Naut about him first thing in the morning. Then she starts crying hard. Buta gets it now that she is in love with Naut. You see, Naut is planning to follow Jess to the royal capital and be her chabirone. Eh? What? A condition for a Yethma to do that is that they need a strong and brave companion. That is a chabirone. I guess a chaperone doesn’t sound fancy enough? Anyway, Ceres is sad because a chabirone always vanishes together with the Yethma. See where this is going? She thinks Buta is in love with Jess and should be her chabirone. Buta explains Jess’ kindness that isn’t exclusive for him but for everyone. Buta agrees to reveal himself to Naut. Ceres then reveals the reason Naut is doing this is because Jess looks a lot like Eise. Obviously in love with he but it was unrequited. During that fire incident, he was the one who tracked down the Yethma hunters and brought Eise’s collar back. Heckripon showed up during that incident and that’s why he kills them on sight, the reason they are touted as bad omen. Naut is obsessed about Eise that he keeps a picture in his pendant and his swords’ hilt are made of her bones. Therefore there is no place in his heart for Ceres. Next morning, Jess feels fine but also embarrassed for getting drunk. Not that it matters to Buta now. When they go see Naut and before he relays his intentions, Ceres interrupts and reveals Buta is human. Shocked at first, Buta then does a few stuffs to convince Naut so. Naut not so impressed, though. Buta then says as Jess’ chabirone, he has a favour to ask of him: Please follow them to the royal capital. Eh? Was this all part of the plan?

Episode 6
Buta needs Naut to be their guard to fend off Yethma hunters. He tells Ceres to let him know her true feelings. She does so and it makes the whole thing awkward. But Buta assures that Naut will only follow them there. Once they reach the royal capital, he will not follow them. So when the time comes, Naut will be Ceres’ chabirone. With Jess agreeing to this, it is all up to Naut. Since he is hesitating, Buta tells him to finish what he started or does he intend to make another sword out of Jess’ bones if she dies? So it’s decided. As they make their journey, Buta learns the journey will take 5 days if nothing happens. But problems will arise at Needle Woods as that is where many Yethma hunters gather. As they enter the next town, now if you’re wondering why they don’t take any transportation, be enlightened that it is a crime punishable by death for a Yethma and her chabirone to ride any form of transport! There is also another important law concerning Yethma: They are not to be violated or sexually assaulted. Another death penalty. Buta mentions that night when Naut entered Jess’ room. Isn’t that a violation? Naut claims as hunters they treat Yethma equally and don’t care about any damn laws. What a convenience. To Buta’s shock, there are only female Yethma so he is confused how their kind breeds and who puts the collar on them. While Buta feels awkward in asking all those questions, he doesn’t regret bringing Naut into the fold as he is their best bet to get rid of all Yethma hunters and without owing them anything since he doesn’t intend to forget Eise. Naut has a dream of Eise. When he was younger, he was injured by some bear attacked. Eise healed him up but why was he pouting? Eise was going on a journey and he didn’t want her to leave. Not especially he made that old promise of marrying her. Eise told him of a way. When he grows older, he’ll just have to come with her. Uhm, can she wait that long?

While dining at an inn, Buta notices another Yethma collar hanging on the wall. The rest tell him that it is a sign that this place protects Yethma. Buta is suspicious because it could be a fake. Fortunately for him, Yethma can tell at a glance if it is real or not. Furthermore, when a Yethma is killed, that collar disintegrates but if she is taken care of someone beloved, that collar will maintain its form. More revelations that Yethma are all females. No males. It seems they are raised by the royal capital as maids until the age 8 and then sold to rich people all over the place. By that time, they already have their collar on so nobody knows how they come into existence or get the collar on. Even Yethma themselves have no memories on that. All sounds very fishy. That night, Jess talks to Buta about Naut coming into her room that night. In a way she regrets it because she thinks she already has Buta but yet had another man come into her room. Buta doesn’t want her to get the wrong idea but ‘solves’ the whole thing by claiming they are on that sort of siblings relationship since it’s his duty as the big brother to look after her. Oh well, is this going to look weird when she calls him onii-san???!!! In the middle of the night, Buta realizes Jess is up. It seems she can hear a voice of a Yethma named Blaise calling out for help. She lets Buta here it. It is an endless loop of her pleading to save her from this terrifying darkness. Scary.

Episode 7
Jess wants to immediately go save her but Buta has his reservations. They let Naut hear it and immediately he sets out to go save her. Buta throws more caution what if this is a trap to lure Yethma in. Even more so when the voice leads Jess to a church. You see, Yethma prays to the stars and because of that, they do not enter churches. To be more precise, they are forbidden. Naut knocks on the door and talks to the priest who claims he is the only one living here. Feel free to check for yourself. As Naut goes in, Buta realizes someone coming out from the back and ready to pounce on Jess. Before he could do that, Rossi and Buta jump in to protect her before Naut knocks him out. The priest is also knocked out and tied up. Jess follows the voice and it seems there is a secret underground passage. Cellars that reek stenches of blood. Then they see Blaise praying to a Yethma statue in a cell. Her fervent prayers is perhaps what allowed her voice to reach others. They rescue her and from her brief introduction, it could be that Blaise is also on her way to the royal capital. They rest up for the night and come morning, they are to part ways. But Buta wants Blaise to come with them. Doing so might put Jess in danger but Buta knows the risk. And so they’ll have another Yethma with them. But unlike Jess, Blaise is very silent and reserved. It’s like she’s a zombie. During the journey, we have a minor distraction of Buta talking about boobs! He doesn’t know Yethma also come in such different sizes. Jess a bit jealous since Buta seems to indicate Blaise is much bigger than hers so he has to reassure her that he will only look at hers. Did that turn out correct? Sounds like a pervert… What’s this about boob size comparison like sunflowers and violets?! Then there is this onii-san thingy Jess calls Buta and looks like he needs to put a stop to that before it turns weirder. Even more so because Jess heard Naut sleep talking about some onee-san but he denies he has an older sister. Well, we all know who that onee-san is. Now they arrive at the Impaling Stones area. In the dark ages, mages at war used to fling their enemies here to kill them, hence the name. As they camp for the night, Buta notes that Naut is more reliable and a good leader than he thought. Soon Naut talks to Buta and asks if he is prepared to die.

Episode 8
What Naut means is that no Yethma or her chabirone has come out alive from the capital. It could be they are heading there to be killed. He gives Buta some chains like Rossi. This allows him to use some ice magic. Naut further reveals he has never killed a Yethma hunter and got lucky to steal Eise’s collar back then. So he doesn’t know what will happen if he fights a real one. That’s why he wants Buta to be his aid with Rossi when the time comes. Worst case scenario, he may abandon him. Also, when the time comes, it is up to Buta to choose who dies. His or Jess. Continuing their journey, Blaise remembers her mistress telling her about that red star in the sky, Salvia. It is said if you can get your hands on it, any wish will come true. Blaise has been praying to it ever since. As they stop at an inn, this will be their last night together so Naut wants to at least hold a last supper. However Blaise doesn’t feel like it and retires to her room. Naut then talks to Jess. They have decided that if it really comes down to whose life to choose, they will protect Jess over Blaise. Blaise is in anguish and has given up hope so you can see where their logic lies. Jess feels sad about it so Buta reminds her that he is her chabirone. Naut adds about his dream to be someone’s chabirone to the royal capital. But she’s dead and her bones form his swords. Since Jess looks so much like her, he wants to at least accompany her there. He wants her to live the life she didn’t get to.

More Blaise flashback as a boy talks to her about praying to the star. He calls it nonsense since wishes don’t come true. Blaise then explains by doing so, you can forget everything and just focus on the wish even if she knows all the praying will not make it come true. The day before she left, she talked to him 1 last time about using the star as a guide if he ever gets lost in life. As she started her journey, she knew it was never going to come true and it would happen anyway. It is hinted those guys kidnapped and raped her. Then they imprisoned her and she continued to pray. All of a sudden, Naut and co popped up to save her. She has never been held so tightly before but no longer has the strength to keep holding on to hope. That night, she wakes up Buta to talk to him. She wants to know about his world. Especially if people love small boobs?! Well, uhm, yeah. Some love it small. Like Buta. Blaise his happy to know such a world exists and hopes to reborn there. As she serves a household of grave keepers, she thought there must be another world for those who are dead. And since Buta comes from another world, she wants him to hear her final prayer. She shows her mutilated tummy???!!! Well, her attackers already have removed her organs so there is no hope for her. The rista cannot heal her as there needs to be someone whom she is attached to for it to work. Thus she will not make it to the royal capital and will give her life to them. That’s why when she dies, she hopes to reincarnate in his world. She also mentions one last thing. Before she left, she was told about the strange rumour of the royal capital: It has no entrance. Could this mean all Yethma are bound to die here? Because no Yethma who entered it has appeared outside, people started hearing rumours of a way to get inside: Appeal to the king. How? Dunno. But she prays hard so that all of them can live.

Episode 9
As they continue their journey into the woods, Naut finds something strange and tells the Yethma to hide. He manages to deflect an attack from a Yethma hunter. As Rossi goes after him, the other Yethma hunters arrive. So what is Naut doing here with a pig? Emergency food?! Obviously they’re not buying it so they hold Naut hostage and wants him to point out where his Yethma is. At this point, Blaise comes out of her hiding and claims herself to be Jess. Rossi tucks Jess back in hiding. When their boss arrives, Naut remembers he was the one who killed and took away Eise. And for Buta, this guy was the one who sent that guy to Kiltyrin’s house to kill Jess. Naut signals to Buta to use his magic to distract them so he can take on the guy holding him hostage. Then they’ll reunite behind that big tree. Buta does his water magic as distraction and the plan flows flawlessly. Big bad boss obviously tries to incite Naut by claiming the things they did to Eise before killing her. She was clearheaded until she died as she was left begging for her life. Now he tries to do the same to Blaise but after realizing she has already been gutted, he will kill her. This is when Naut and Rossi goes to attack and kill a couple of Yethma hunters while Buta as ordered to head to Jess’ side and run to safety. As Naut fights the boss and losing, big baddie now turns his attention to Blaise and Rossi. Not sure how but thanks to Jess and Buta felling a huge tree to block his path. Naut continues to keep him company while the rest reunite. However Blaise sees a Yethma hunter creeping up from behind and goes to him just to get stabbed?! Well, I really suppose she wants to die as it is her only salvation. She hopes to reincarnate in Buta’s world. That Yethma hunter is now targeting Jess but Naut’s raging fight with the boss accidentally blows some fire magic and burns him. That was convenient. Blaise dies so no time to cry over a corpse because you better get the hell out of here while Naut still keeps that guy company.

Episode 10
Buta apologizes that he never told Jess about Blaise knowing she was going to die. Before Jess blames herself for not being attentive, Buta blames himself for letting his guard down. Buta wants her to promise to enter straight into the capital no matter what. However she is reluctant to go in without him. As they arrive, what now? Uhm, maybe shout open sesame for the opening? Not working. Maybe the entrance somewhere. So they walk around the area and do the same thing but nothing happens. Suddenly an arrow grazes Jess’ arm. As they lie hidden, a Yethma hunter telling Jess to give up seeing the arrow is poisoned. But Buta doesn’t smell any poison and believes it is a lie to smoke out her allies. Buta can smell this guy isn’t working alone but a partner hidden nearby. Buta has Jess make a bluff to call out to Naut so as to trick them she is not alone. Then he has her activate one of the few tools Naut gave her. This is to call the wolves for backup. Buta tells her to get away while he distracts the Yethma hunters. Using another tool to bomb a tree, this splits them up. Buta then rushes in and attack the partner. Then he hears Jess calling for help. Fearing another Yethma hunter, he rushes to her but she grabs him and activates another tool that shelters them. You see, when the wolves arrive, they might also target Buta. Speaking of which, their howling is heard so the Yethma hunters get the hell out of here. Buta believes being a distraction to those Yethma hunters is a better plan but Jess is adamant she doesn’t want him to die. Jess and Buta lie close to each other until the threat is over. As they emerge, they talk about things. Like Buta wanting to reincarnate as a dog. Jess? As a pig?! Well, just in case Buta doesn’t turn back. Noticing a heckripon watching, this has Buta to realize from what has been said about them, he speculates they are surveillance tools by the mages. After all, many animals in this world do exist in Buta’s own world except these heckripon. He further speculates that such surveillance is so because they might be afraid Yethma who escape their eyes may increase in numbers. Remember, Yethma are not allowed to be transported or engage in sexual activities. Hence this weird system of needing them to reach the capital by 16 years of age or they die. Jess then talks to this watching heckripon to let her in. Uhm, nothing happens… Oh wait, an opening nearby! Stairway to heaven now, eh?

Episode 11
Wow. Who this beautiful babe at the top of the tower? Wyss welcomes them as the stairs behind revert to being rocks. To allay their worries, she says Naut is fine and has left Needle Woods. They clean themselves up and rest. Not sure if Buta is commenting on how beautiful Jess body is or the luxurious bathroom. Maybe it’s both. Then it just feels odd as Jess and Buta share a bed. But sorry, no horny beastiality moments! Next morning, Wyss brings them to the top. Buta tries to ask if she is a Yethma but she doesn’t answer. They enter a huge room where the king awaits. He introduces himself as Eavis and also in this room is Sharvis his grandson. Wyss is Sharvis’ mother. Since Eavis can read Buta’s mind, he admits that he is a mage. In fact, all mages can read minds which is a fact not known by many. Eavis gives Jess the opportunity to ask any question. Immediately she asks if Buta can revert back to a human. Yes he can. But with a condition that Jess must witness it all the way. After she agrees, he reveals he is not going to do so via magic. He will kill Buta! It is the only way for his conscious to return to his body in his original world. Right now that body is in coma and will eventually die. This also means Buta will no longer be in this world. If this makes Jess sad and doesn’t want him to part, Eavis is willing to make Buta part of the royal family. After all, they’ve been waiting for exceptional mages. This confirms Buta’s suspicions that Yethma are mages. Eavis even breaks Jess’ collar to officially make her no longer a Yethma. As Buta still has some questions about Yethma, the king believes most of his suspicions are correct but will tell him as goodwill and parting gift for Jess.

Buta explains all he knows about Yethma as well as mages. Now you see, the reason mages start wars and fell into decline is because magic that was ill fit for physical bodies and became the source of their excessive egocentrism. Lady Vatis who was the great ancestor placed those silver collars on surviving mages to control their power and seal off such pride. That also ended the dark ages. Because of that, they stopped rebelling and became slaves. While it is too cruel a system, as long as humans exist, they will want to pin the blame on others and Yethma became that subject. As for Yethma turning 16 needing to begin their journey, it is to trim their numbers down and only the most competent shall survive and make it here. Then they will bear children or welcome into the royal bloodline. As for why there are no males, since no one knows when males might produce children, they are disposed before being born to avoid bearing children capable of magic without their knowledge. So uhm, how are current Yethma being born?! Who planted the seeds in them?! Don’t tell me it’s magic!!! As for society producing rista for Yethma, this system might not last forever and Eavis admits it is not the best but still more ethical than the dark ages. He promises not to change this as long as he lives and will fight those who wish so. With Q&A session over, they are free to do whatever they want till sundown in which they are to come to the cathedral for, uhm, Buta’s humanization ritual if I should say? So Buta and Jess hang out and talk about their journey. Jess insisting it is because of Buta that she made it this far and also vice versa. Jess then reveals a secret. That rista she used as a prayer was actually to wish for someone to accompany her to the capital as she was afraid to set off alone.

Episode 12
We see Jess praying so hard that she doesn’t want to go to the capital alone. So as Buta’s soul was floating about, he got caught up by Jess’ ‘magic’. It is also her wish that made him into a pig because if he was human, he might not come with her. Now she feels guilty about dragging him but also thankful that he did. So for half this episode, we see an emotional and mushy ‘argument’ between Buta and Jess. Buta wants Jess to take this chance and find her own happiness but Jess despite all that, prefers to be with him despite being an otaku virgin. Why is she making it hard for him? Well, did he not tell her it is okay to be selfish?! In the end, she realizes that he has granted her wish and now it is her turn to grant his. Since they still have time, they head down to town. Uhm, this is the royal town? Wow. It’s bigger than it looks! Sure, a few inhabitants but nothing peculiar. They had fun and at the end of the day, they return to Eavis who promises a swift and painless death for Buta. Jess is allowed to be with him till his final moments. Another round of tearful goodbyes :’(. The next thing Buta knows, he wakes up in hospital. Looks like he survived the food poisoning ordeal. Yeah, mom was really worried. He returns to his normal life although he felt part of his soul lost. Because of the poisoning, he failed to take his exam and has to repeat a year. Fearing his time at Mesteria would be nothing more than a dream, he started writing his adventures via online web novel. His final advice in the novel? Don’t eat pig liver raw! Always heat it up! Yeah. Roll credits! This novel of his garners a few fans and they would like to meet more and talk about it. As they do, they talk about the Mesteria adventures and our otaku virgin thought they were trying to add more fantasy garbage into the story. Until he realizes that they too returned from Mesteria! Hence the ‘mission’ now is to return to Mesteria! Will our otaku virgin miss this chance to see Jess? Let’s go back to Mesteria! In the end, we see a pig peeking out from a barn…

The B(e)acon Of Hope: Part Man, Part Pig, Full C(ham)pion!
Man, I hope they didn’t do it again. Oh you know, eating raw pig liver to food poison themselves and return to Mesteria! Holy sh*t! Is that the only way to return to Mesteria?! Maybe. Because I surmise that eating other uncooked foods may send you to other different worlds instead! But yeah, in the end, it is up to our interpretation whether Buta has returned to Mesteria along with his other friends. It is very likely but nothing conclusive. It could be just ordinary pigs in a barn. That’s all. Oink. Buhi.

If you think about it, the entire story is just one long draggy road trip of a pig and a female slave towards the capital. Of course, the intriguing thing that kept me interested throughout the season are the mysteries about the Yethma. We are given hints, tips and mostly speculation about this strange race of people and as more episode passes, the more my curiosity builds up about these maids that are sent to journey back to the royal capital they came from after reaching a certain age. Yeah, in that context, you could say that the tension was killing me was I was really dying to know the answers to all the questions and can’t wait for the next episode to come out. This somehow overshadows the drama and draggy pace of the journey and perhaps it was some successful psychological tactic to keep viewers like me hooked. Because otherwise I would have just scorned this series and called it absolutely a big bore. Even more so the ending doesn’t have a big twist (as I disappointingly expected it to have, like oh you know, Jess and Buta eloping and getting married!) and just one draggy sappy drama of goodbye between the girl and the pig.

However, if there was one thing that I irked me was the initial synopsis. You see, one reason why I was curious to take a look at this series was because the premise stating that our main character had turned into a pig in this isekai. He has to travel with a companion. The thing that caught my attention was that she wants to eat him! Whenever this happens, our piggy boy will use his quick wits to give excuses to get out from this situation! OMFG! This sounds a whole lot like some twisted comedy! Treating piggy on this journey like some emergency ration?! Sign me up! I gotta see this! And then it turns out it wasn’t that sort of comedy I thought it was to be and well, it’s a whole lot darker drama. So yeah, that synopsis really got my attention and although most sites have now changed and reflected the true story, I wonder if that initial plot was not worded well and led me to think so. I swore I could have imagined Jess as some sadistic glutton who can’t wait to sink her teeth into some pork meat. But now after watching her character, I find it real hard to imagine so! That can’t be Jess! Damn. And the title of the series turned out to be just a warning on what to do with raw pig liver, huh? Well, let’s hope in real life there won’t be any YouTube or TikTok challenges of eating raw pig liver! I can’t imagine the amount of dumb people popping up as a pig in Mesteria!

Anyway, back to the story. Because of the mystery and enigma surrounding the Yethma tribe and the royal capital, this would naturally had me form super dumb conspiracy theories. Oh you know, Yethma are actually androids and that is why they have to return to the capital to be retuned so that they can be sent out and repeat the same process all over again and again. This is why you can’t have sex with them because they don’t have sexual reproductive capabilities! Hey, this isn’t our world where sick people can even do it with a sex robot! As for why they can’t ride vehicles, uhm, maybe because they’re highly inflammable and will explode! Oh silly, carriages here are not gasoline driven, dummy! And so when the much needed revelation came in the penultimate episode, I have somewhat mixed feelings about everything. Whatever Buta has speculated mostly turned out to be true. I don’t know if I should feel disappointed or not because I thought and really expected the truth to be even more. Yeah, like my outlandish conspiracy theories. So it turns out Yethma are descendants of mages, blah, blah, blah… Well… Uhm… Okay… Feels a bit unsatisfactory but okay, I guess.

With such revelation, this also brings about a whole lot of questions. Because if successful Yethma who managed to get into the capital and become mothers for future Yethma, I’m thinking right here, are there a few Yethma inside the capital? I am saying this because although I am not sure how many Yethma are there currently, but there has to be a number of them. Because they make the journey when they turn 16 and if there are lots of Yethma hunters waiting for them, it has got to be a lucrative business seeing the success rate, right? So which means either there are quite a number of Yethma in the royal capital or there are a few of them but they become baby making machines and churn a few out each year. Thinning their numbers for competence seems to be a silly reason. Because at this point I am not sure if the king wants the race to continue its lineage or not. Sure, status quo on the current system but to avoid such dumb tragedy, why not just let the current few stay in the capital forever? They don’t have to send out the young ones anymore and they can in-breed and live happily with their tiny numbers. After all, nobody knows how to get in there, right? And the most mindboggling part, if males were killed at birth, how the f*ck does Eavis get a grandson?! Don’t tell me Sharvis is a cross-dresser! Maybe they allow only 1 male and any subsequent males get killed. All just to suppress magic and egoism. Yeah, what a strange world indeed.

Another thing I want to point out that sometimes this series feels like of the horror genre to me. There were at times that I caught myself being spooked at some of the events. For instance, those strange heckripon creatures. What the f*ck are those?! Did gremlins and llama had a love child together?! And I bet they don’t know what to call so what the heck… That’s it! Heck-ripon!!! Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, the way they stare with their big eyes and say nothing, does that not give you the creeps? Imagine those are surveillances for mages. WTF. Oh yeah, I guess it is better than the obvious drones or surveillance cameras! The other creepy and horror part is when Blaise’s prayers kept repeating like a broken record the first time Jess caught wind of her thoughts. I don’t know about you, that actually spooked me as I thought it was some ghost or something. Yikes. I hope I won’t have nightmares about it. I’m pretty sure I won’t because you’ll soon find out why… And of course some dark scenes in the forests that keep you on your toes as your mind starts to wander and think some sort of jump scare might happen. So far so good. Phew. My sanity still intact. Even when I saw Blaise’s gutted belly! And you thought she was going to give us perverts some fanservice and show her crotch! Hope you didn’t throw up, perverts!

This series has a few terminologies of its own although some I feel like are borrowed words. Oh you know, the most obvious ones are chabirone and rista. A chaperone is defined as a person who accompanies another. Guess which term they used it here? And doesn’t crystal and rista sound similar to each other? That’s right. And as pointed in my previous paragraph on how they arrived at the name heckripon, right?! As for Yethma, “Yes, ma!”. Holy sh*t just kidding. I just pulled that out from thin air.

Character wise, the entire series is about the dynamism between Buta and Jess. This is why the draggy drama and the road trip so as to also help flesh out their relationship. At the end of the series, you can definitely vouch that the duo are close enough and don’t want to be separated from each other. Sure, it was instant chemistry when they first met, when Buta first opened his eyes in this new world. But as they journey together, they get even closer, learn stuffs about each other and you will start to believe that they are just more than some master-servant or pet relationship. Both start to rely on each other a lot and trying to credit the other but at the same time being modest and all. In a way, making the whole drama somewhat a bit sappy. But I guess it’s okay since we’ve got a beautiful chick and his cheeky pig. I mean, Jess is such a nice and kind person that it feels really wasted to be your girlfriend! I suppose one of the ‘comical’ moments is when Buta starts talking about his perverted desires. He is after all some sort of perverted otaku. And then Jess won’t get offended but instead welcomed such deprave acts instead. Buta being the virgin and at least have some honour and pride, would just brush it off as a joke. A lot of their drama and interaction revolve around something like this. They could be a great manzai comedy duo in another world. Just saying. Yeah, remember Buta can dance! Show off those dancing chops and amazing combos once more!

There are not many other characters here so the only notable one is Naut. In short, this guy is just feeling guilty from his inability to save the Yethma he fell in love with. It’s like he is trying to repent for that and that is why he went on this journey. Of course Buta needed him for some protection. In a way, this journey gives him the much needed redemption he needs to get over Eise. What is done cannot be undone and the only way for him is to move forward. Might be his character since he is somewhat giving off that grumpy I’m-not-impressed looks most of the time. Sure, still bitter about the past but he is a good ally to Buta and Jess, enlightening them and providing them with many stuffs along the way. It was just weird and unceremonious after Buta and Jess got into the capital, he was like, gone. No longer needed so no need to stay anymore. Maybe this journey would also give him some experience because in the future when Ceres’ time has come, he will know what to prepare for. Lastly, Blaise. She was a gone case from the beginning and her very sombre demeanour serves as a reminder the tragic fate that befalls on all if not most Yethma. It’s a sad thing she lost her life and maybe this might start up my trauma as you will soon learn why…

While the art and animation are standard, somehow I feel that the female characters gave this one kind look. I don’t know if this is the trademark look for Yethma because all of them look like dolls. Sure, they look cute and all but the more I stare at them, the more doll-like they look. Sometimes it got me thinking that one of the reasons Yethma can communicate telepathically and read minds is to save animation effort! I know it is BS but with Jess being able to do so and our piggy boy doesn’t even have a mouth to animate, this makes animation a hell lot easier since they don’t have to animate mouth movements. Yeah, isn’t this piggy looking cute and like a darling too? As mentioned, heckripon look as strange and creepy as f*ck but oh well. If they were looking as cute as bunnies, I guess most of us won’t even notice cute boy Rossi. Sorry, piggy is the pet mascot! Also, there are some scenes that are quite dark and so it may be annoying to strain your eyes to see what is going on. This anime is done by Project No. 9 who other than animate loli animes, also did others like Jaku-Chara Tomozaki-kun, Otonari No Tenshi-sama Ni Itsunomanika Dame Ningen Ni Sareteita Ken and Mamahaha No Tsurego Ga Motokano Datta.

For the voice acting, Yoshitsugu Matsuoka is identifiable as Buta. So you know why I said Kirito is a pig in my opening statement, eh? A few other recognizable ones include Saori Hayami as Eise and Kikuko Inoue as Wyss. Of course the one that takes the cake is Mamiko Noto as Blaise!!!! OMFG!!! BANZAI MAMIKO NOTO-SAMA!!! Even if she sounds very subdued and weakened, I still love her voice. This is why I don’t get spooked by that broken recorder prayer moment. But hell they killed off her damn character so I’m going to go into that freaking trauma mode of mine again! WTF THEY KILLED OFF ANOTHER MAMIKO NOTO CHARACTER!!! NOOOOOO!!!! The other casts are Tomori Kusunoki as Jess (Annette in Spy Kyoushitsu), Kent Itou as Naut (Majima in My Home Hero), Miyu Tomita as Ceres (titular character in Gabriel Dropout) and Takaya Hashi as Eavis (Phoenix in Dekoboko Majo No Oyako Jijou). Holy f*ck, even Rossi got his own seiyuu, Shinya Takahashi (Kogure in Tokyo Ravens)?! Doggie doesn’t even speak…

The opening theme, Watashi Ga Waru Riyuu Wa by Asca is quite a lively anime pop. In a way, it feels it doesn’t fit the flow of this drama but I guess we need some positive vibes. As for the ending theme, Hitori Janai Yo by Myuk goes at a slower pace but has some hip hop elements and a bit dramatic. I guess it sounds pretty decent but it’s not something I would go crazy over. Jess fans can drool over her as the entire ending credits animation is on her. And some fabulous rainbow coloured fields… What…

I don’t know, it all seems suspicious that the final episode got delayed because one of the episodes got delayed during airing and hence pushing the final episode out of its actual timeslot. I’m saying this because as the season reaches its end, an announcement was made regarding the final volume of the light novel source which will be released somewhere in early 2024. While it was also stated that it was production issues causing the final episode delay, here I am thinking they might want to tweak and change how the ending will play out. Yeah, 1 more volume left so we’re not going to make another season just for it, right?! Maybe some extra OVA episodes but all I’m saying is that with the anime reaching this point, they don’t want to wander off too far from the original source so they are just waiting and see to get some ideas. Get what I’m saying? Of course just a speculation on my part but I can’t shake off this feeling. After all, I am assuming the entire series has adapted all the released volumes because it is endgame once they reached the royal capital, right? Unless you tell me this is all somewhere in the middle chapters.

Overall, an intriguing and fascinating series to follow but nothing that would break any new grounds. Just a long road trip drama and they add some mystery tropes to the theme, that’s all. Perhaps this entire series is about a girl and her pig but at this point I am not inclined to see just that. Imagine it could end up having the worst kind of ending because you know, Buta wakes back up in hospital and everything was all just a dream! JUST A DREAM!!! Uh huh. Almost had that! Yeah, we hate that kind of lazy writing. But it was the best dream he ever had so thank that nasty pig liver he ate that had him go on a date with a hot chick he would never have done so had he stayed in his world. To prove it was not all a dream, Jess gets reincarnated as his pet dog or cat or hamster in his world! Sorry, getting ahead of myself here. So yeah. This little piggy went to isekai, this little piggy went on a journey with a beautiful girl, this little piggy then died and went home. May I suggest having siu yuk (crispy roast pork belly) and char siu (BBQ pork) next time? Yum, this little piggy looking very delicious now!

So soon? Oh, you know, I thought it was going to take like a few more years but damn, Kage No Jitsuryoku Ni Naritakute S2 hit the air waves again about a year later. Obviously you can tell I was not impressed with this series contrary to popular opinions that a lot of people liked this show. Otherwise, how it got a second season, right? Especially the main character who wants to be a background character but at the same time wants to be some superhero of justice and doing it all from the shadows. How confusing and conflicting. So yeah, why am I watching this then? Oh well, that silly hope of mine that perhaps this season would change my mind. Heh. I should already know myself better but oh well…

Episode 1
Shadow Garden report to Shadow as they note of strange movements of funds in Lawless City, a place that doesn’t belong to any nation. This piques Shadow’s interest as he tells them he will handle this one himself. At Lawless City, Goldy and Quinton think they can best this crazy dude. Got their ass whooped, that’s for sure. Now we see why Cid wants to come to this city. After Claire won Bushin Festival, she dragged Cid here to celebrate her victory. On the way to the Dark Knight Association, some slave trader wants to sell them human pets. Yeah, so badly beaten up, Cid can’t recognize they’re Goldy and Quinton. Later at the alley, he sees a few people beating up a hapless ghoul. But when the moon suddenly turns red, the ghoul fights back. Anyone gets bitten will turn into one too. Cid is in a dilemma whether to do something about it but is saved by this vampire hunter named Mary. He finds her cool?! So now he wants to play this game?! Soon chaos spreads through Lawless City as it becomes like Resident Evil. Sorry, it’s not Thriller Night. Shadow saves a prostitute named Marie from certain death. He spouts cool lines but all obviously borrowed from Mary. This has Marie decide to take her own future into her own hands. Screw whatever contract, she’s getting out. Claire thought her brother is dead but Mary tells her she just saw him alive. She believes Cid is still alive and at Crimson Tower, to be offered as living sacrifice to revive Blood Queen Elisabeth from her thousand year slumber. Both girls agree to team up and head there. Skel and Po are also in this town trying to lose their virginity. Better run if you don’t want to lose your life!!! Crimson watches his rivals, Juggernaut and Yukime fight each other. He thinks they’ll both die once Elisabeth revives. However there seems to be another player joining in the fray. It’s Shadow of course.

Episode 2
Juggernaut and Yukime don’t want to mess with Shadow so they part ways. Then there’s some bloodthirsty grunt thinking he could usurp Shadow as he sensed no magic from him. He attacks but before he knows it, he got cut up. Claire and Mary stumble into Beta in the library. Beta claims Shadow Garden is only here to do research of taking a blood sample from a progenitor vampire. History shows that the possessed and vampires were once from the same bloodline. She hints they don’t get in each other’s way and that is good enough. When #666 (Rose) hears something about Cid, she becomes agitated to know more. Beta tells her off to know her place since Shadow will be the one to deal with Elisabeth. Claire and Mary continue their way but they stumble into Juggernaut killing vampires left and right. Then he attacks them. Both take serious damage especially Mary a fatal one. In order to survive, Mary drinks a bit of Claire’s blood. She revives back to normal. However Juggernaut is still superior. Right before they get killed, Shadow saves them. A single hit is enough to send Juggernaut flying. Mary tells Claire the truth that she is a vampire. A thousand years ago, vampires used to hunt humans and live luxuriously off their blood. But once their weaknesses were found, the tables turned. Elisabeth was living among humans as a ruler of a small fiefdom. She wanted both sides to get along so she and her subjects stopped drinking blood. Haven was created for this. While her subjects evolved and lose some of their vampire touch, Elisabeth remained the same with the typical vampire weaknesses. Then the red moon phenomenon in which turned Elisabeth into a bloodthirsty vampire. This resulted in the destruction of Haven. In order for this mistake not to be repeated, she killed herself and hoped Mary who was her maid at that time, to scatter her ashes into the sea. As she is the Blood Queen, she doesn’t vanish like others so her corpse remained intact. Mary was forced to watch over it for eternity. However she was killed off by Crimson who took Elisabeth’s body. Now he is attempting to use her for his own ambitions. Claire hints she is a possessed and there were signs when she was young. She knows she’ll turn into a monster one day and hopes to have Cid achieve something before that happens. Shadow stumbles into the treasure room. Happy, he thinks of making a flash entrance. Just as Crimson put Elisabeth’s heart into a new vessel to revive her, Shadow kills him off!

Episode 3
Shadow doesn’t find anything he wants here so he leaves. Meanwhile Mary and Claire just stumble into a resurrected Elisabeth who quickly pierces Claire and then drinks her blood. Shadow Garden a little too late to come to her rescue and even if they fight and slay Elisabeth, she can easily regenerate by using their blood. Not even Yukime and Juggernaut jumping into the picture for some fun could do anything. They’re easily taken out. Claire then starts to have an awakening. However she finds herself inside the infirmary of a high school with Aurora before her. Some explanations about her power. Basically what I understand is that her blood types have merged and although she has gained some power, she finds it hard to control. Hence Aurora gives her some weird symbols on her left arm to help control it. When they return to reality, Aurora takes over Claire’s body. As the original vampire, she easily turns the tables on Elisabeth. However Claire’s body cannot handle all the power and breaks. Aurora isn’t panicking and knew this would happen. All this is just to buy time for him to arrive. Who? SHADOW! Now we see him fighting on par with Elisabeth. Beta thinks he is protecting everyone rather than attacking Elisabeth (which he could easily do) but the way I see it, he is trying to protect and minimize all the coins and treasures he stole. The fight reaches its climax and just like that, not sure what Shadow even does, the red moon is gone and everything reverts back to normal. WTF. What just happened?! In the aftermath, Cid tells us about whatever names theses monsters have, ghouls or vampires, they are all just the effect of magic overload. Claire seems sad and lost as she tries to tell Cid about this new power. However whatever it is, he assures her he will always support her. That at least cheered her up. Cid notes Claire will continue to face some struggles but that is how kids grow up. More importantly, he manages to save all his treasure and that translates into a lot of cash back home. Even if it is not enough for him to be set for life and whenever he is in a financial pinch, he can always come back to Lawless City because it’s his piggy bank.

Episode 4
Shadow Garden kills off shady people working for the seemingly respectable Mr Garter who serves Mr Gettan, the president of Major Corporate Alliance (MCA). Everyone has their dark sides. Shadow now goes under the alias of John Smith as he meets Yukime who tells him Garter has a meeting with MCA as they are plotting Mitsugoshi’s downfall. She notes both companies will destroy each other and warns him about Gettan and his exceptional sword skills. He is a dangerous fellow and it sounds like she wants revenge on him. As Cid hangs out with his friends, he notices a different money note. Looks like MCA made their own note and that is why today they have some grand sale to commemorate its release. However this only makes Cid mad because while the Mitsugoshi’s notes were more refined, this is a much cruder copycat. So he goes back to talk to Yukime and I don’t get this money economics he brings up. From what I understand, because people find it troublesome to carry heavy coins around, hence the popularity of paper money and the creation of credit that allowed Mitsugoshi to reap hefty interests from the coins sitting in the vault. The irony that paper has more value than real metal. He has this suggesting of making a profit in counterfeit bills. But Yukime points out it is not legal tender and for it to work, it can only be done on a small scale. With Shadow in shock, Yukime misinterprets his actions that he is not impressed. So she further adds that perhaps with the counterfeits, this will make people doubt the value of the paper money and they’ll run to the bank to exchange it for gold and that’s where they can monopolize the profits. Shadow leaves so Yukime thought he was testing her sincerity. Then we see Delta bugging Shadow to go hunt with her. Raiding one of the secret bases and Delta killing her useless brother. Don’t worry, she has hundreds of brothers and sisters so less 1 weakling makes no difference. She suggests Shadow defeat her father and he too can have hundreds of kids! He’ll pass. Garter reports to Gettan about their reducing personnel over the past few months. This will affect those running their public enterprises. After all, they’ve invested a huge sum in bribing legislators to set up their bank and print their money. However Gettan tells him to do as he is told and is reminded who put him in this place that controls the commerce of this city. Realizing Mitsugoshi is tougher than he thought, he is going to take drastic actions to steal their trade secrets.

Episode 5
Gamma offers to take care of intruders entering their premise. Well, Gamma being the clumsy oaf, blunders all the way and you bet the intruder is pretty confused. Yeah, he knows she is more than he can handle and tries to escape but Gamma’s clumsiness proves to be her greatest luck as she somehow defeats him. Is there anything else to say? And those guys were supposed to be some elite team under Gettan? No wonder he is disappointed. He also laments with the cult running low on resources, it is the best time to show his power. MCA is just a stepping stone until he fully gets all the power he wants. Shadow meets with Yukime as they talk about the distribution of the fake bills they have made. Yukime is hell bent to get revenge on Gettan for taking everything from her. She won’t stop until she takes everything from him. Shadow won’t interfere but advises not to stray into the wrong path. As Alpha realizes the seeping in of counterfeit bills into their store, the same too for Gettan. He narrates about his plan to collapse the faith in the credit of paper money. This is why he has also circulated their own fake bills. By bringing the downfall of credit, this will bankrupt both MCA and Mitsugoshi. But this wasn’t supposed to take effect until all the cult’s assets in MCA were recovered. However those assets are mixed up in the various public businesses and organizations. If they sit back and let this counterfeit circulate, they stand to lose more money. A small group of Shadow Garden that #666 is in, infiltrate a train carrying counterfeit goods. However they are caught by surprise in a trap set by Shadow (in his John Smith disguise). He boots them out of the train. While #666 clearly wants to continue the fight, her comrades advises her not to because they will definitely fall for the same trap since their enemy is strong. #666 laments being weak.

Episode 6
#666 reports to Alpha about how formidable John Smith is. He is in fact on par with all of Shadow Garden. Alpha has more pressing issues like some mission she sent Zeta on. She has not been contacting them so she is assuming the mission going on smoothly despite heavy resistance from the cult. Delta is sent to deal with John Smith. She attacks the train but we know Shadow doesn’t even break into a sweat as he deals with this rampaging maniac. But soon Delta realizes he is Shadow from his scent. She learns he is undercover and doing this as a secret. That is why he forbids her to tell Alpha or his mission will fail. This means she also cannot help him on this mission. In exchange, he gives her another mission to hunt Juggernaut instead. Because Delta has not contacted Alpha and some memento of her was found, they assumed she got killed?! Alpha starts to believe this is all part of John Smith plans to destroy both MCA and Mitsugoshi. With the fake bills circulating, Gettan continues to order his men to search for the source and this means setting checkpoints of everything that comes in and out of the capital. Now it is angry Alpha’s turn to attack John Smith. Try as she might but she cannot best him. Soon with all those unique moves, she realizes he is Shadow. Why do this? He claims he has tossed away that name to become John Smith. This only leaves her madder and more confused. She thinks he believes she is not good enough to support her. In her desperate bid to prove she is of worth, she attacks again but this time loses badly. She is saddened Shadow has abandoned her. Now Shadow meets with Yukime who explains their plan is going well and at this rate the cult will be bankrupt and MCA finished. This will affect Mitsugoshi and soon the kingdom’s economy will fall into chaos. Yukime then narrates about her origins. Especially her lesser clan who always fell victim to conflicts from greater clans after the fall of some god of theirs. Hence they tried to deepen ties with those allied to them. Gettan and Yukime were engaged to each other and she truly loved him. However he soon killed everyone who was a pacifist because his belief is that strength is power. If he doesn’t take it from them, they’ll take it from him. Yukime wasn’t spared and got slashed too as he believed she too rejected him. She survived and made her way up via prostitution at Lawless City after losing everything. Hence her true goal is not to amass a fortune but to find Gettan and take everything from him.

Episode 7
With panic setting in, the public is trying to change their notes for gold. At the same time, many of MCA branches have closed down. Gettan learns Yukime is behind this counterfeit and sensing her nearby, he goes to confront her. Meanwhile Alpha is depressed. She believes Shadow has abandoned them for failing to live up to his expectations. Even with MCA collapsing and Mitsugoshi slated to be next, she doesn’t care anymore. But when she receives news that the cult was supposed to circulate counterfeit bills, she realizes could it be Shadow’s plan to usurp them by flooding their own fake bills before the cult? Then Beta enters with good news as she has deciphered Shadow’s mystery letter to her. Shadow admits he turned traitor to beat the cult in their game. Now that they don’t have MCA on their side, they will be the only losers. He went alone so as not to tie all of them together. Like they say, to deceive your enemies, deceive your allies first. Alpha is relieved that Shadow has not abandoned them. Shadow has been defeating those who want to steal his money. But it seems a huge stash has been stolen and Yukime’s subordinates claim they saw Gettan doing so. He is going to take back what is his! Uhm, I thought he stole them?! Gettan loses to Yukime. But because of the cult’s drug, he powers up to defeat her. He still thinks he can take it all as long as he has the power. Before he deals the finishing blow, Shadow arrives to beat him up. Taking back what belongs to him. With Gettan defeated, Shadow forces him to say what is needed. If he refuses, Shadow beats him up until he does so. While lamenting things would’ve been different if he had that power, he thinks maybe he didn’t want them to take it from him. All he wanted was just to protect. Gettan dies and leaves Yukime in Shadow’s care. As Shadow buries Gettan, Iris inspects Garter’s vault. It is empty and she arrests him. Alpha approaches Yukime and passes her a letter from Gettan. She believes the cult was the reason that led Gettan astray. Telling Yukime the truth about Shadow Garden and all, she wants Yukime to join their side against the cult. She agrees. Mitsugoshi survives the credit collapse since they have stacks of gold lining up for the people. Shadow and Delta are digging through the snow to find his stolen coins. None. Delta trying to get Shadow to make good his promise but he is trying to shift the goalpost and confuse the hell out of her with some guilt trip.

Episode 8
Skel and Po go bug Cid to go hit on some chicks. However he is not in but they see some premium tickets to some hotspring inn. Losers decide to take them and invite some Mitsugoshi chicks. But when they see them in possession of those tickets, they are captured and interrogated! They want to know how they got those tickets. Did they steal them? Obviously they lie that Cid gave it to them to invite the girls. Unsure of this, the rest of Shadow Garden convene to discuss about this. Could this be another secret test from Shadow? Flashback shows long ago when Shadow defeated some guy over some Dragon’s Tears, he told Shadow Garden to keep digging to find it. Well, it hit a hotspring mine and that’s how the inn was established. Since there are 6 tickets and assuming half of it is reserved for the guys, this means only 3 of them can go. Since Shadow Garden wants to be with him, you bet they’re going to fight for it. Well, just rock-scissors-paper. And the lucky ones are Beta, Delta and Zeta. They are not pleased Skel and Po showed up. Where’s Cid? They lie he’ll come later so okay, let’s get going. Of course other Shadow Garden girls are in disguise. Looks like all having an awful lot of fun time as Alpha thinks this is Shadow’s way of giving them some time off. Of course the losers decide to go peep on the girls’ bath section. Security sprays gas into their eyes. It seems their tears cause the water to react. This has Shadow Garden remember the Dragon’s Tears legend. A dragon and a princess were close friends until war broke out. With her kingdom in ruins, the princess cried but the dragon cried more, flooding the entire area. When the princess came to be, the dragon was nowhere to be found and the area is now a lake. So everybody bullies Beta into shedding some tears. The water then activates and turns into a dragon spirit. Shadow Garden goes into action to subdue it. They believe it is Shadow’s intention to free the dragon. The result now rains golden tears. They take advantage of this ‘special event’ to sell them to customers. Alpha has only thanks for Shadow for giving them a great day off. Yeah, Shadow/Cid was never to seen anywhere this episode! The losers return home, not remembering much of what happened today but they think they ascended into adulthood. Dream on!

Episode 9
Rose still has nightmares of killing her father. Now she joins her fellow comrades as well as #559 to do recon over the cult’s suspicious activities at some ruins in Oriana. #559 claims that only she and #666 have received special blessings from Shadow. However she doesn’t trust #666 and will see if she is worthy to serve under Shadow. As they spy at the ruins, they see the cult gathering to activate something and retrieve some ring. However, to #666’s shock, the one who is the key to activate this is her mother, Reina! It seems royal blood is needed. #559 orders to kill everyone and obviously #666 can’t kill her mother and protects her. Reina even pleads for help. #559 deems this as betrayal as the fight rages on. Meanwhile Cid has been wandering around as he notes the situation in Oriana continues to be in chaos. As there is no official ruler since the king’s death, now the fight is between Perv’s faction and those who are still loyal to the old regime. Cid has this idea of a mysterious character coming in to save the kingdom’s situation. He wants to make Rose the next ruler and since she might become lost and a tyrant, he too will step in to guide her to the correct path. Such great dreams. Cid is currently eating at a diner Marie is running. However, ruffians come in to extort their usual protection money in which she doesn’t have. Cid plays the lame pathetic guy to tell them to lay off Marie and gets his ass whooped. Of course later he goes to their hideout and kills all of them and takes all their loot. As Marie is having financial trouble, she is about to resort to selling her body again but Shadow leaves a bag of gold coins. She is happy that Shadow has been watching her. #559 is about to lose to the cult’s general but the moment she sees Shadow in the background, she powers up and kills this f*cker! She is thrilled with his presence as she tells about #666’s betrayal although the other comrades try to reason her actions. It seems #666 has left Shadow Garden and returned to her previous life as Rose. Shadow doesn’t understand a thing they said until he finds out Rose is getting married! He gets angry! What was the killing of her father for then? This is betrayal! She will pay dearly! Shadow dashes off into the sky to hunt down Rose.

Episode 10
I don’t know how but Cid is able to walk into the royal palace because Epsilon is working as some associate to Perv. Whatever. Due to some changes in protocol, ordinary people like Cid are not supposed to enter but Perv will have him demonstrate something. And so Cid dazzles everyone with the piano with his Moonlight Sonata. During that, Cid steals from all the unsuspecting guests their rings and jewellery. Especially that ring from Perv. When Cid wants to go tour the place, a maid who once served Rose, volunteers to do so. Because she has zero silicon as boobs?! WTF?! I don’t know what she’s blabbing about but all Cid cares is asking about Rose whereabouts. Of course she tells him but she also notes how much she hates her because she killed her father and threw the kingdom into chaos. Cid then bumps into some fat ugly guard who starts ranting away about his jealousy because he is in love with that maid. Whatever. Cid sneaks away and makes his way to where Rose is held. She misses him a lot but when he asks about her marriage, she changes her tone and wants him to forget all about her. He reminds her of all the struggles she made up till this point. Is she going to throw it all away and go back to that perversion? All Rose wishes for is for Cid to find his own happiness. That is all. Later, we see Perv abusing Rose. He reminds her that Reina’s life is in his hands so she better improve her attitude. Obviously Cid witnesses it all and now his mind is set. Epsilon talks to #559 about Rose and wasn’t the latter’s fault since the mission failed as she was not told about Rose’s mom. In fact, Shadow Garden knew about it but hoped Rose would never find out. They talk about some ultimate destruction as described in the legends that will destroy the land. They continue to believe Cid has a further goal since he is handling this case himself. Speaking of which, he returns and claims it has been solved. Wow. So magnificent. Meanwhile Perv reports to Mordred that their plan is moving along smoothly. If all goes well, their power in the cult will be secured. This means Perv will be granted a seat in Rounds. And what’s this? Perv having an affair with Reina?!

Episode 11
Cid ponders the situation of Rose being forced into this marriage because Perv holding Reina as hostage. WTF the maid and Epsilon trying to fight over Cid? How unsightly. So much so, Cid had to strip and escape from their clutches and play Moonlight Sonata in his undies to the crowd. Yeah, a better option. Later Epsilon talks to him about some Black Rose legend but Cid’s priority now is to find Reina. Not hard to find. Making out with Perv as they plot they won’t need Rose anymore once the ceremony is over. Rose is surprised when Shadow shows himself before her. He takes her to see the truth. Oh man, how long have they been doing it because Perv and Reina are still making out! More revelation as they reveal they were the ones who drugged the late king. Rose is in so much shock that she faints. When she comes to, she sees Cid playing his piano. Realizing she has nothing left, no more kingdom, betrayed the organization who took her in, only Cid was the one who stayed by her. Let’s run away from this madness. Well, not sure what cryptic lines Cid said but I believe it’s more like don’t give up. He gives her that ring. Cid is now confident that with everything in place, the rebellion will take place at the wedding and that is when the lion will awake. Before the ceremony, Perv realizes his ring is gone. Panicking, he thinks of making an excuse to delay the ceremony but a call from Mordred confirming once this is over, a seat of Rounds will be his. As the wedding starts, Rose makes a shocking statement when she says she will not marry Perv. She accuses him of all the plot and with this ring her father left for it, she puts it on. Suddenly a recording pops up all over the kingdom. It is her father doing his last recording. He knows he is being drugged and by the time this video is out, he will already be dead. He points out Perv as the mastermind behind all this but assures his citizens not to fear because Rose will be their new leader. His final words are his love for his daughter. With the video over, all the nobles turn against Perv. Don’t want to be associated with this scumbag. Just then, Perv gets decapitated. Yeah, his head rolling before Reina’s feet doesn’t even move her! Feeling bored?! She too gets decapitated! The culprit: Mordred. He then activates Rose’s ring to summon the Black Rose. This is the truth behind the legend. A huge demon named Ragnarok starts decimating the place. The kingdom going into ruins again? Not if Shadow comes to play!

Episode 12
As Shadow relishes fighting Ragnarok, Mordred fights off Beta and Epsilon. He thinks his special sword can best them but how wrong he is and it will be him who will soon know his place. Rose and other Shadow Garden members help fight off other magical beasts. Yeah, the whole kingdom is a mess. Again. When Mordred is defeated, it’s time he spills the beans. He starts off explaining that there are several other dimensions and realms. However as observed, these many worlds revolve around a single point. Maybe that is supposed to be God. However the more interesting stuffs are the revolving worlds. Taking a certain planet as an example, magic did not exist until a world collided into it. Magic then flowed into it. Damn, are they saying this was what wiped out the dinosaurs?! This also begs the question if humans came from another dimension! With this logic, there are also stuffs that went to another world. Lost city of Atlantis is an example. Holy sh*t! You mean that is not fiction?! Thus it is also believed Diablos came from another realm. So back to Oriana’s history, in some war when monsters from another dimension popped up to slaughter all, the cult rescued them by closing the gate. This means the royal blood would be the price to pay and this means Rose was to be offered to the cult when she was an infant. The king refused to do so and look what happened. You think Ragnarok will destroy everything? Well, look at how Shadow is having fun mincing it to bits despite its regeneration! Mordred can’t accept this absurdity so he merges with Ragnarok to become some hideous monster. Even so, no match for Shadow. Yeah, nots sure what Shadow rants about some scientific stuffs. But he kills off Mordred and a light so bright that can be seen from the entire galaxy! Amazing nobody went blind. Shadow sees a strange vortex and touches it. He gets absorbed into it and disappears! Oh no! Well people, you remember Akane? Yeah, it has been years and she has been doing her own investigation over ground zero. She’s still bitter about that tragedy and each time she looks at the moon, she is reminded of him. Then she is kidnapped by punks. This time they are part cyborg! Déjà vu as she might be raped and beaten to death but a familiar sound crashes in. Yeah, it’s that Stylish… Uhm, whatever! But nope. Not him anymore. Because he has upgraded to Shadow! Your worst nightmare is back!

Shadow(per)verse & Shadows House
So haven’t you heard already? Well, there is good news and bad news. I’ll tell you the bad one first. If you’re wondering why this season is shorter than the first season, that’s because there is going to be a movie sequel! Oh my God. The next arc is a movie?! Yeah, that’s bad news to me. But the good news? Because it is a movie so you bet it gives me an excuse not to watch it! HAHAHA!!! I’m set free from this! Hooray! I don’t have to watch this crap anymore! Unless they make another season after that and returning to the TV format… Oh boy… Then I would have missed another arc… Sighs… Why am I even agonizing over this…

As you can already very well tell, I am still not impressed with this season. It continues to confuse me and truth to be told, I don’t even know what is happening but more or less the same thing. Oh you know, Cid playing his Shadow persona and being the overpowered motherf*cker he is, continues to throw his weight around seeing nobody else is close to give him a challenge. Then as usual, his Shadow Garden harem are so trusting of him that they believe all his actions have to do with the good of the future that they can see, only which Shadow himself has envisioned. Yeah, makes you wonder if he is so damn good, why does he need Shadow Garden in the first place if he can do everything himself. Oh right, I almost forgot. He doesn’t. They’re just tagging along and assuming everything by themselves and hence the biggest chuunibyou following ever. Heh. Though I have to admit that the final episode revelation about different realms did sound interesting a bit. No, not because of the existence of many other isekai worlds but rather how the worlds collide and transfer/disappear its essence into the other. Have to admit that is the most interesting theory I’ve heard. And now that Shadow is back to his own world, maybe he can do make do what’s right. He is more powerful than before. Yeah, now he can literally stop an atomic bomb with his own bare hands!

Just like last season, this one splits its season into smaller story arcs. Looks like they stayed true in destroying everything whenever the arc finishes. Yeah. So we start off with this Lawless City thingy and as usual, I don’t really understand what that arc is all about. Perhaps to introduce some new characters and that vampire thingy which I don’t see how relevant is that for this season. Maybe in future arcs but as far as this season is concerned, I was left confused. Next we got that economic thingy arc that also confuses the hell out of me. Spice And Wolf it was not and yeah, perhaps it was just some revenge thingy for Yukime and Shadow Garden to secure more funding. Why need so much more money? Aren’t they already dominating everything? Money is never enough! Finally, Rose’s arc. Oh yeah. I guess I was wrong predicting Rose will get a training arc because screw that and let’s throw Rose into more despair! But hey, at least it gives her character some closure and kill off that pain in the ass Perv. So I guess he won’t be the main antagonist in the long run. Just a small fry. Good riddance. Yeah, looks like Mordred too. Just when he makes his full proper appearance, Shadow erased him. Now he can be one with God. Oh sorry, these people will be burning in hell. Now I have to wonder if the many layers of hell is it because of all the different dimensions’ version of hell clashing together!

Also as you might have guessed, I don’t see the characters changing in much ways and I am still not impressed with them all. Especially Cid/Shadow. Yes, this guy because he is so overpowered, he can do anything he wants. Then as usual, he spews us a lot of his sarcastic monologue. I supposed this is supposed to be the punch line and joke to whatever but I don’t really understand them. Yeah, seeing how bias I am towards this character, I will continue to accuse him that such monologue jokes just fall flat! I don’t find them funny, Cid! I still hate his character of wanting to show off in the shadows despite wanting to be the biggest mob AKA background character. In fact, there was one episode that puts Skel and Po into the limelight. To be honest, that was actually the best episode and my favourite episode of this series! Really! These background characters might be idiots but at least they stay true to their perverted goals. Yeah, surprised that I actually find them more likeable than Shadow and his female operatives. And as cherry on top of the icing, that filler episode has no presence of Shadow or Cid whatsoever! So refreshing!

The other big disappointing characters are Shadow Garden themselves. Here I thought we would at least get a better fleshing out of their past but unfortunately, none of that. Yeah, with only a dozen episodes, looks like the fleshing out will have to wait for future stories in future seasons. But because of that, it feels like they are insignificant. Which is an irony since they are shadowy operatives and should be shrouded in mystery. The closest drama that came was when Alpha thought Shadow abandoned them because she and the rest couldn’t live up to his standards, My dear girl, all of you can never be on par with his standards! It’s not like Cid really cares about it all and lets them do as they wish. And because of that, their perception of Shadow as God puts him so high on the pedestal that it has blinded them in so many ways. Shadow can never do any wrong! There must be a reason why he did so! Because Shadow’s success is 100%, this continues to further clout and cloud Shadow Garden’s perspective of him as they grow bigger and bigger. Yeah, Shadow Garden is just a huge Shadow fan base, RIGHT???!!!

Then the other girls too are disappointing. Again, blame the lack of episodes but it feels that those that have appeared in last season, are even more insignificant here. Remember Alexia and Iris? Yes, still around but they have no prominent role. Just cameos to remind us they are still around. Better than Annerose and Beatrix who didn’t even pop up at all this season. What a disappointment. Better than those useless guys, Goldy and Quinton. Still remember these jokers? The most disappointing of them all? Remember Sherry? Oh yeah. I thought she would return this season to exact revenge on Cid/Shadow. But I guess this is not her season. Hey, can’t rush revenge. Sadly, didn’t even appear here either. Even Akane gets a final episode cameo. This shows she wasn’t a one-off character and might have a bigger role to play. Let me guess, will she be part of Shadow Garden in the future or a new Shadow Garden will be formed in this original world?! So I guess this girls whom Cid/Shadow have all broken before, I suppose don’t want to break them again. Because look at Rose. The sh*t she has to go through before she regains her pride and strength. This all part of your plan, Shadow? And to think he really got mad when he heard Rose went back to be Perv’s bride. Oh yeah. I thought I should see more of that expression especially when his plans don’t go as planned. Oh right, almost forgot about Claire. From the way things look at the end of Lawless City, looks like she is a broken woman. That’s another girl to add to your broken list, Cid. Now it’s your sister. Happy now?

Action wise, still pretty much the same stuffs. By now I should resign to the fact Shadow is so overpowered that not even God can touch him. He isn’t as flashy as last season only because there isn’t any huge events like fighting Aurora or Iris. Art and animation remains like last season and yes, still a lot of dark scenes. While last season’s seiyuus were retained, I thought Cid/Shadow sounded different when he impersonated John Smith. Yeah, they employed another legendary seiyuu for that: Jun Fukuyama. Don’t forget other cameos like Saori Hayami as Elisabeth, Shizuka Itou as Yukime and Tomokazu Sugita as Crimson. The other new casts are Daisuke Namikawa as Gettan (Rock in Black Lagoon), Tsuyoshi Gugita as Juggernaut (Vassago in Sword Art Online: Alicization), Miku Itou as #559 (Miku in Go-toubun No Hanayome), Mao Ichimichi as Marie (Bada in ClassicaLoid), Ai Kakuma as Mary (Rossweisse in High School DxD), Chafurin as Garter (Henpeita in Gintama) and Yuuko Minaguchi as Reina (Akiko in Kanon).

OxT is retained this season to sing the opening theme, Grayscale Dominator. Although their trademark rock style is still there (in fact, sometimes I sound it’s like a copycat of their other songs), this one doesn’t impress me like last season. This season’s ending theme is Polaris In The Night although all have different versions sung by a different Shadow Garden member who did not sing in the first season. So now it’s their turn, huh? This means the ending credits animation remains the boring fashion like in the first. Just a still picture of the Shadow Garden girl in focus as the special effects slowly reveal the whole picture. Yawn… But I have to admit that the special ending theme for episode 7, Everything Is Changing by Mayu Maeshima as a slow rock sounds better than the rest.

Overall, for the umpteenth time, I am not impressed with this series despite my initial fake optimism hoping to change my mind. The stubbornness is strong within me. Mainly Cid/Shadow as the main culprit who bulldozes his way through everything. Yeah, sounds like I’m jealous of him. Okay, maybe I am. Even Superman has a lot more realistic issues than this pure fantasy garbage! Heh. Bet you don’t even remember this was an isekai anime until the final episode to somewhat remind us, right? Only true fans will continue to love this trash because for viewers like yours truly who are still not impressed in the end, this season is more or less the same like the first but only worse because more confusion in the story and characters. Sure, the light novel is still ongoing but you know me, don’t read the source, don’t even want to watch the upcoming movie and certainly hell no I didn’t play the mobile game version that was released back in late 2022. YOU MEAN THERE WAS AN RPG MOBILE GAME OF IT???!!! Don’t tell me they’re going to come up with a Broadway-like stage play! Considering Cid/Shadow, it might crazily happen! How much f*cking attention does Cid/Shadow wants?! All I want is to be a background character and happily watch some decent animes. Is that too much to ask?!

I didn’t expect this to get a sequel just like many other series. But yeah, it did. So why the heck am I watching Seijo No Maryoku Wa Bannou Desu S2 when I called it one of the most boring romance animes in my books? Oh, to follow up, huh? Maybe this season will be it as our favourite main couple will finally confess and officially become one. Hopefully. After all, after watching quite a number of male targeted anime series lately, maybe it is time to take a little break and breather from all that cliché male fantasy fanservice and love and go for something more (almost) purely romantic. The kind of romance that is mainly targeted for female audiences. Maybe I’ll learn some true love here. Heh. I have a feeling that won’t be likely… Yeah, sometimes I am a mystery myself.

Episode 1
Johan shows Sei heaps of crates for her that are from Klausner’s Domain. She also receives a letter from Corinna who is grateful for her help since the forest has been regrown and the herbs that were once hard to collect are no longer so. She hopes she can visit her again. As Sei is still researching on her new cosmetics, Johan believes there will be some interested to buy so he’ll try to contact a trading company. Next day, he introduces her to Franz and Oscar who are in this trading business. They sold Sei’s previous products and it has garnered them lots of profits and popularity. But due to circumstances, they can’t release her latest products and that’s why they suggest Sei open her own trading company. I mean, who is going to interfere with a saint’s business, right? Don’t worry, the duo can help market and manage the inventory while she can concentrate solely on her research. Later Oscar shows Sei and Hawke how a store is booming very well because of some efficient sales strategy to sell that also now sells to other demographics than nobles. To thank them, he tells them of a famed café where they can enjoy some great imported tea. Looking like a date. They order coffee and drinking it has Sei reminisce about the kind she used to drink in Japan. Thinking of trying to brew some here? Do they have the right tools? When Sei tells Johan about the coffee she just had that also exists in her world, she believes there might be more of such here than she realizes. Especially rice. Craving for some now, huh? Johan suggests asking Franz since he travels around the world or she could head to Morgenhaffen, a large port city that trades directly with Salutania. Perhaps she can find stuffs that are not sold here. Time for a road trip.

Episode 2
Sei and Jude arrive at Morgenhaffen with Oscar as their guide. Because she is a saint, Johan gave her some glasses an wig as disguise just in case. It’s the reason why Hawke couldn’t come as he is quite recognizable as a knight and a disguise on him wouldn’t work either. During their sightseeing, they hear a commotion that an accident occurred on board a ship. It seems some crates fell on a crewman and he is gravely injured. No potions could heal him. The captain, Ceyran pleads for a healer and Sei wanted to go help but only to be advised not to make a scene. As we know she can’t leave it be, she gives Ceyran a potion. Trust her, it will work. Later Ceyran comes looking for her and wants to thank her for saving his crewman’s life. She doesn’t mind but he insists on repaying her. Oscar suggests buying his goods at discounted prices. Ceyran takes them to his warehouse where he stores his goods but they aren’t many since they don’t sell well here. To Sei’s delight, she recognizes many of the spices and more importantly, RICE!!! She returns home and cooks them, even sending some to Aira. A taste from their homeland! Then she invites everyone to a food tasting party using ingredients from her homeland. Our Japanese girls can take comfort in their soul food. Meanwhile Ceyran writes a letter to be sent immediately to his emperor back at Zaidera. He will be staying here for a while since he needs to find out who created this miracle potion (Sei gave an excuse it was a gift from a friend).

Episode 3
Looks like Sei has to attend a ceremony as the king will formally introduce her as a saint to other nobles. Oh yes, there’s a ball too afterwards she must attend. Sei remembers Hawke will invite her. She feels embarrassed about it and hopes he would forget about it. Too bad, he remembers. Any reason for her to turn him down? Guess not. The ceremony proceeds well and without incident. Once it is over, she returns to her chamber and it seems Liz and Rayne are here to see her since they can’t attend the ball later this evening. Rayne is also here to apologize over Kyle’s treatment over her although Sei isn’t the kind to hold such grudges as she has already been given a formal apology. As the ball is about to start, Hawke picks up Sei. Both look so dashing. I know you’re mesmerized with each other but can we move on? Despite all the training, Sei still feels nervous. Don’t worry, Hawke is with you. Then they dance and delight the crowd. Once that is over, Johan then takes over as Hawke goes to bring more ‘reinforcements’. You see, there are lots of guys out there who want to ask for Sei’s hand to dance. Would she rather dance with the guys she knows or with random strangers? Yup. And so we have Drewes and Earhart as her subsequent dance partners. So which one of the guys danced with her the best? Don’t know. Can’t say. I have a hunch… Later life resumes like normal for Sei. Johan tells her it is so because the palace has been taking care of it. You see, nobles have been sending invitations to her and the reason she has not received a single one is because the palace has been politely declining them on her behalf. Sei thought her peaceful researching days are back but talk about jinxing it because now she receives an urgent message to meet Siegfried. An important matter must be discussed.

Episode 4
It seems a prince from Zaidera is going to be an exchange student here in Salutania. It is unsure if Zaidera has got word on the saint and hence Siegfried needs Sei to keep her interactions with him to a bare minimum. This means she might have to stay at the royal capital for a while since the institute is on the list of the places he plans to visit. So they collaborate that Sei is to take leave from the institute whenever the prince visits. So the day comes as the kingdom welcomes Prince Tenyuu. After a week, Sei and Liz talk about him. Looks like he is quite a gentleman and a knowledgeable person too. Did Liz mention he is also the 18th prince from the emperor’s 7th concubine! Don’t worry, here in Salutania, monogamy is only practised! Get the hint, Sei! Also to note, it seems Tenyuu has been asking about for different medicinal plants. It could be that Tenyuu is asking a lot of questions to hide his info gathering. Which is a common practice for royalties. Tenyuu visits the institute when Sei isn’t around. After that when Sei returns, Jude updates him on the tour they gave the prince. As they talk, to their surprise Tenyuu is here! They talk a bit before he leaves. They then talk to Johan who then told them this has become an issue. You see, Tenyuu wasn’t scheduled to visit the institute and this means he snuck out by himself to do so. This has caused an uproar in the palace since they too were caught unaware so guards are assigned to keep tabs on him. Although Sei did not reveal much, there is a possibility that he may be after Sei. After all, Sei’s secret is still not known to Zaidera. Meanwhile Tenyuu confides with his subject about what he has learnt. After he visits the institute, he noticed many spoke about this person called Sei. This means she is important enough to be relied by outsiders and that everyone knows she is on leave that day. This means she could be the key that he is looking for. His next move might be rash but it must be done no matter the sacrifice.

Episode 5
Each time Tenyuu visits, Jude has to make excuses that Sei is not around. All. The. Time. You bet at this point Tenyuu must be suspicious so Johan suggests to drop the act. The next time Tenyuu visits and Sei is able to talk to him, she is mindful not to reveal too much but since Tenyuu is very knowledgeable in herbs, they could’ve gone on talking forever. Jude had to remind her it’s time. Later on discussing with the rest, they are unsure if Tenyuu is trying to gauge Sei as a saint for war purposes. Whatever the case, it must never be revealed that Sei is a saint and the things she could do. Sei feels the need to gather some info too so she talks to Franz and Oscar about getting a book of herbs from Zaidera. As they agree, they feel something amiss. They have talked to Ceyran personally and it seems he is looking for an alchemist who can make high grade potions. His backer is Tenyuu who is the one that is looking for an alchemist. When asked about the saint, Ceyran showed no interest. In fact, other people from Zaidera also share this same sentiment that the saint’s power is only for fighting monsters. Nothing more. Hence the strangest part is the prince is not looking for the saint but an alchemist. Why? Stay tuned to find out. Later Hawke comes to see Sei since he will be leaving for a while to his home to visit his parents. With Liz leaving them ‘stranded’, this has Sei spill the beans about her dilemma with Tenyuu. She doesn’t want to cause a diplomatic row by being too direct. Hawke has a plan. The next time Tenyuu visits, Hawke is also here as he asks Sei for help to make high grade potions. She has an alchemist friend who can do so. Obviously Tenyuu took the bait and eavesdropped the conversation. So later he confronts Sei and wants her to introduce this alchemist friend of hers. He reveals he desperately needs a cure for a disease we all know as muscular atrophy. You know, muscles wasting away. All his alchemists in Zaidera are unable to find that cure. The person suffering from this disease is his mother.

Episode 6
A short flashback of Tenyuu spending time with his mother and her condition is getting worse. She wishes for his happiness but of course Tenyuu’s happiness is to see mother well again. Tenyuu talks to Sei about hearing some high grade potion in Salutania and that’s why he came here to look for it. At first he thought the alchemist was her but was wrong (oh, he doesn’t know how correct he is). They talk about different potions have different symptoms and effects and if the alchemist cannot directly examine her directly, a correct solution cannot be provided. Since the alchemist cannot leave Salutania and his mom cannot survive the journey here, Sei suggests making a panacea. Later Sei talks to Johan about this and although he supports her decision to try making a panacea, the problem is that he has no authority to provide it to the imperial prince. Don’t worry about that, he’ll figure things out so go do your stuff. Sei continues to research but to no avail. Sei brings the sad news that finding the right panacea seems hard but Tenyuu understands. In fact, he received a letter of his mother’s worsening condition. He may have to cut short his studies and return to spend what’s left of her time with her. When Hawke returns, he presents some honey from his village as gift to Sei. This is when Sei hits an idea to make a panacea from different ingredients. Using her powers, she makes an apple tree mature to start working on her panacea. Siegfried summons Tenyuu as he talks about the founders of alchemy were from Salutania. Many of its recipes are lost and couldn’t be replicated but some were passed down by the royal family. He presents to him bottles of panacea. Tenyuu is reluctant to accept because he cannot repay this kindness. Siegfried notes that he might not want something now so consider this an investment because in the future he would love to become friends. A grateful Tenyuu accepts. With Tenyuu leaving soon and no time to say goodbye to Sei, Sei believes Tenyuu has received her potions. Not sure about the details but it’s done. Tenyuu hints he may know who created this panacea because there is only 1 person he spoke to about this. But it doesn’t matter because whoever that person did all she can to help.

Episode 7
Sei explaining to Hawke about the Christmas tree back in her world. Yeah, so beautiful with lights. But of course Hawke finds her beautiful while she talks about these stuffs. Later as she talks with Liz and Aira, they talk about marriages seeing ever since Sei had her debut, nobles have been swamping the palace with marriage requests. Obviously may of such marriages are not of the heart and one has to find the right way to sidestep them. Then they troll us of making it look like Liz and Aira having a lesbian moment as they wish for each other to find true love while locking lips, SORRY THEY’RE JUST PUTTING THEIR HEADS CLOSE TO EACH OTHER. With reports of monster activities dwindling, Siegfried believes it is time to think about Sei’s future. Josef who is Hawke’s older brother and a minister to Siegfried, talks to another minister about Sei’s marriage. Some want to support his family into marrying Sei because would you rather have Drewes or the Valdec family nominate a suitor? Josef then talks to Earhart and Hawke about this. As various families have already begun making a move, he is suggesting one of the 2 bachelors to be Sei’s suitor. While Earhart doesn’t mind, he believes Hawke would be more suitable. And so Hawke agrees. When asks about Drewes’ chances, Earhart immediately shoots it down because he is a maniac who only cares about magic. Nothing else. Similarly, Johan’s brother also talks to him about this and hints of him taking on Sei as his wife. Whatever repayment or putting the family at ease, Johan isn’t buying it. Johan doesn’t want to cross paths with Hawke. Later Johan goes to talk to Sei about marriage. While she isn’t really against it, she isn’t sure. Basically, she’s not ready. Johan straights up tell her to marry him but she brushes it off as a joke. She’ll sue for sexual harassment! HAHA! Oh well, Johan thought a fake engagement isn’t bad but she isn’t thrilled to have him who is like a father figure to be her husband. He tells her to think about it since her feelings are most important. And also a certain guy’s. The first image to pop up in Sei’s mind? Hawke. Oh.

Episode 8
As promised, Hawke brings Sei back to his hometown. But this is part of his mission to subjugate monsters. Also tagging along is Drewes. Sei meets his parents for the first time as they showcase their hospitality. Noting there is a hotspring in the area, Sei shows interest. Hawke promises to show her around once their mission is done. Next day, they leave for the mining village where monsters have been sighted. Just in time as they saved a few villagers from wolves. Then they talk to the mayor how the monsters are spawning from the mines. But now they are attacking settlements at the foothills. Not only their numbers are growing but they noticed a new type too: Undead ones. It is suggested that everyone evacuates the area. However with so many injured, Sei will take care in healing them and a guide will help lead Hawke and his men to the mines. Morale is boosted with volunteers coming to help. It seems because of Sei going around purifying miasmic swamps, monsters have been decreasing and this domain is the last one. This makes Sei feeling a bit anxious because she never thought there would be an end to this. Although Drewes cannot be sure, but based on historical records and what he has seen, this domain is definitely the last one. All swamps purified by her have been completely annihilated and no monsters appeared ever since. Next day as they head to the mines, wolves show up to attack. However they cannot die and still move despite being cut down. Truly the undead. Can’t kill what’s already dead, right? Then a loud roar. This huge boar monster could be the boss. However it doesn’t attack them and goes away. I think it wants them to follow. Only 1 way to find out.

Episode 9
Heading into the mines, they find some undead monsters. The deeper they go, more monsters they face. Until they reach the swamp and there’s that boar mother. Drewes wants to do an experiment and fires his purification arrow at it. No effect. Oh well, I guess this means only Sei can purify it. As everyone begins their assault, Sei starts her purification. Wow. That was easy. Didn’t put much of a fight there. On the way out as they cross a ravine, a stray monster attacks Sei as she falls down the abyss. OMG, she survived that fall and had no injuries?! She follows the breeze along the path and feels a bit gloomy over the thought she has to be protected all the time. Hawke and the rest manage to get down as they too follow the breeze. Hawke and Sei eventually meet up with each other. Why do I feel this was so we can see them hug? Then they soon realize a huge miasmic swamp nearby. This is the main one and the reason why there are still monsters around. But don’t hold your breath because this one is an undead dragon! For some added drama and tension, we see the knights fighting and defending with all they’ve got. Sei gets chased around and almost died. Her blessing protected her from certain death. Drewes almost got knocked out and Hawke using all his last ounce of strength to protect Sei. Sei then starts her purification. It took a while but everything soon ended. It is over. Phew. Now we can breathe easily. Literally too.

Episode 10
With all the miasmic swamps gone, Hawke still has his men keep watch just in case. Is there anything Sei can do? Yes. Accompany him. He doesn’t want to be apart from her again like last time. Romance finally taking off? So they hang out, look at some flowers until his men report there are zero threats. Hawke issues the order to withdraw. With the job done, Hawke’s parents hold a simple banquet to celebrate their successful subjugation. As Sei is interested in some of the foods served, Hawke brings her to the market the next day. After some sightseeing, Sei returns and cooks her specialty for Hawke’s parents to try. Mom tells her where she can go and enjoy the hotspring. Along the way, Sei mulls the idea of learning to ride a horse. It would be convenient for her to get to the palace. Sure, Hawke can teach her but this means fewer chances to escort her. Get what he means? With the declining monsters, Sei won’t be needed for a while. But Hawke notes it will still be nice to have a long ride with her. Sei enjoys the bath in the villa as she tries to stay positive with all the things she can look forward to. She notices herself f thinking about Hawke and realizes she is in love. Finally?

Episode 11
Drewes receives an invitation to a play. Obviously he is not interested until he learns from Aira that such a thing exists in her world. After a class session with Sei, he invites her out to the play. He claims he got these invitations from his family since they couldn’t attend it. The only person he can imagine inviting is Sei since he has no idea about women and yeah, they can talk about magic. Sei has her reservations but since Drewes does take care of her and she is interested to see the kind of plays in this world, she accepts. When Sei talks to Johan about this, he smells something fishy. And since this is a play for nobles and not commoners, Sei better start thinking about how to dress up. As Drewes comes to pick up Sei, Sei feels a bit awkward seeing Drewes is acting more like a gentleman. Isn’t this how one should treat a lady? At the play, we see the theatre pretty much similar to ours. Only the lights in the chandelier are light up by magic. When Sei notes about lights in her world now conveniently activated by a flip of a button, she also demonstrates with her magic how she could easily change light colours. This makes Drewes so excited like a kid! He would really love to know more. Next day, rumours are rife about Drewes and Sei being engaged. Liz casts her reservations because everybody only heard about it but not many have seen them together. Liz and Aira are worried about Sei although they remain confident the rumours will soon die out. Johan then has a private talk with Hawke about the rumours. Although he is unaware, he is not even fazed if Sei went to the play with Drewes. He knows what kind of person Drewes is and he is not concerned about it. However the most concerning thing is that he never knew Sei was interested in the play because he would’ve invited her himself. Onto serious stuffs, they believe Drewes’ family is trying to set them up and publicly push for their son’s engagement to Sei. Imagine the Grand Magus of the Royal Magi Assembly and the holy saint together. Such a nice ring. Also such great powers to gain. Johann tells Hawke to make a move fast because sometimes waiting is not enough. This is the sake for his own life and not for his family.

Episode 12
Hawke remembers 2 years ago when he was badly injured in a battle, it was Sei’s miraculous potion that healed him. So he went to see Johan in hopes to thank that person who saved his very life. The moment he saw Sei in the flesh, he knew he had fallen in love with her. The problem now is how to convey it to her. Liz tells Sei about the rumours and asks about what she thinks of Drewes. Of course nothing more than just her teacher. Liz don’t mean to make her feel in a dilemma but there is a possibility Drewes might step down from his role to honour her feelings. So better be clear and think carefully your feelings. As a woman and not as a saint. Sei is putting a lot of thoughts into this so much so she is acting weird during work. Hawke arrives to pick up Sei but waits for her to finish her lessons. However seeing her being friendly with Drewes, it makes him worried. Drewes assures her about the rumours. He is only interested in her magic. Then he whispers something inaudible to Hawke and then to Earhart. Something about the source of Sei’s power. I think I can guess what it is. Even Earhart has a hunch about it. Can you guess? After Hawke sends Sei home, he invites her to an outing because there is something he wants to show her. On that day as he brings her to the gardens of the royal family, he shows her a spot where all the plants are illuminated. He tried to replicate it like how she told him before. She is happy. He is happy. Makes him want to get closer to her. Makes him want to cherish her feelings above everything else. However he was too weak to do that until he realizes time is not on his side. Also realizing that her happiness is not only what he wants, he doesn’t want anyone else to have her. And finally he pops the question: Will you marry me! Sei hugs him. That’s your answer.

The Saint Apothecary Diaries
OMG. I thought it would never happen. Not at least for this season. Hawke finally having the balls to propose to her! Is that the end of everything?! Well, maybe I am getting ahead of myself. Because despite the proposal, it’s not like they’re getting married right away, no? Many viewers and fans are hoping for another season and my guess is that this series is far from over. It isn’t considering the light novel is still ongoing. So there will be many more volumes after this but as for the anime part, we are unsure because those big “FIN” letters at the end, it feels like the death flag that it is over. Need more? Go read the light novels! Oh yeah. If you know me, you know my answer. Bye.

Good thing or bad, it seems I don’t find this season as boring as the first. Is it because I have unconsciously set my expectations lower? Or way much lower to be precise? But still boring nevertheless. For the first arc, I am perplexed with the whole thing because a prince from across the sea comes looking for help and Sei has to secretly help him because well, you know, shenanigans and protocols of royals and nobles whatever. I felt that it all amounted to nothing much since Tenyuu left in a hurry but with some hope and that some strings were pulled to enable that. Yeah, all of that felt weird. Perhaps it was to showcase Sei not as a saint but an apothecary practitioner. Then they decide to ramp up a little bit of drama with the next arc of purifying the final miasma swamp. Yeah, the fight with the big boss dragon put us at the edge of our seats, no? NOT! They show it from dramatic angles that Sei may be done for but like yours truly being a ‘veteran’, I wasn’t really worried because I anticipated how it would all turn out. All as planned…

And finally, when Sei is made public, the mad scramble for her hand intensifies. I thought they were going to leave that for the next season and end with some sort of cliff-hanger? But I guess with all the miasmic dangers out of the way, now perhaps we can shift the series to focus more on the romantic genre. The real stuffs that the fans and viewers have been waiting for? Yes, Hawke might have proposed to her but the battle is not over yet. Sore loser nobles might want to usurp and hence the real battle for Sei has just begun. Not purifying swamps but the battle to be her husband! Oh damn. This is going to be the toughest of them all! Jealous parties won’t let Hawke monopolize the saint all to himself! Don’t count others out yet. So yeah, the front runners are Hawke and Drewes but who knows if there are other outside parties who will usurp this. After all, now that there are no more official bad swamps to purify, everybody especially Siegfried seems to be more concerned about how Sei will continue to live the rest of her life. Is that some sort of guilt of bringing her here and then mistreating her in the first season? Well, it’s good he put it some thoughts for Sei but can he just let Sei live peacefully like she enjoys it now? Oh right. She holds the saint title so yeah, can’t technically have the normal peaceful life.

I am figuring why this season is still somewhat boring is because I now remember the main synopsis of Sei wanting to live a peaceful and quiet life. That is why there isn’t much drama or intensity and if there were, it won’t last long. Sorry, no evil megalomaniac who wants to take over the world as I hoped for! As long as have rice, Sei gonna love it here. Therefore Sei being the same person as we know last season feels very much at home. On one hand it is good because we expect Sei to be the same person and has not changed much in the sense she stays true to her own character. But on the other, this makes her boring since she is more interested in researching herbs and potions more than anything else. Though, the few occasions we see her blush when Hawke getting too close to her or spew some romantic lines that would make any lady’s heart skip a beat. Ah yes, a reminder that Sei is still a woman aside from being a saint and an herbalist. A sign to give us some (false) hope that there may be some real romance happening soon. I know Hawke made the early move to seal the deal. But we’re going to have to wait for another season to see their romance flesh out. Remember, nothing is set in stone yet. While Sei’s feelings for Hawke may be the strongest (so far and for now), there is a possibility her love might change and she could fall for others! Gasp! Can’t see that coming? Can’t even imagine of such? Precisely the twist and shock factor we need for more drama! If only there was a potion for love… Nah! It must come from the heart! That’s where that power comes from, no?

And Hawke, oh yeah, he is still the ideal gentleman that girls would dream of as their ideal partner. Still the same gentleman and reliable knight we know as before but with the thought of Sei’s hand in marriage heating up, he soon won’t have the luxury of waiting and go at his own pace. In this context, while he might look like the dashing and confident knight commander, perhaps all that is just a façade as deep down he might be agonizing over this. If love was so easy, the concerned couple in love would’ve got it all wrapped up at the start of the first season! But yeah, for dramatic purposes, they have to bottle it up for more drama so as to torture us viewers too. Heh. Doesn’t it feel like that? Hawke x Sei seems to be very likely as we have seen them together so many times and Hawke doing a lot of stuffs for her sake. If that doesn’t scream love, I don’t know what is. I figured out too that the power of love gives Sei the power. Not rocket science but still a mystery. And finally all our frustrations are rewarded. Somewhat. I am envisioning Hawke’s toughest battles is yet to come. Fending off other suitors who won’t give up. Yeah. Fighting monsters or fellow men more dangerous? You decide.

Drewes on the other hand, nobody is taking him seriously now since everybody knows him as one who is just obsessed in magic and nothing else. Hence his interest in Sei is mostly because of the magic that she has that surpasses his. While his appearance this season seems to be lesser compared to Hawke, never say never because you know how funny love works. For all you know, Drewes might find himself truly falling for Sei not because of her magic affinity or pressure from his family but from the bottom of his own true heart. Hawke better start doing something if Sei ever starts to pay Drewes more attention. Johan had his chance and he even went to straight up ask her only to be shot down! But I don’t think this isn’t over yet and circumstances later on may change their opinions. Perhaps this is just to get our guard down that the 3 horse race has now turned into a 2 horse race.

As for the other characters, I felt they are lacking a lot. Understandably, Johan continues to be the good superior looking out for Sei and the same can be said for Jude. But for the other characters like Liz and Aira, they just felt forgettable. Even Earhart. Almost forgot his name! Even if they don’t appear at all, it won’t change much. Sorry, my conspiracy theory of Aira being Sei’s long lost sister did not materialize! But I guess it is best they do because a character who has been entirely missing this season is Kyle. Oh, you don’t remember him? That arrogant prince who tried to shelter Aira as the fake saint. Yeah. That’s him. I understand that he is under house arrest to atone his crimes. But seeing he doesn’t appear here, it is as though he does not even exist at all! Like he vanished to another world! Prince Kyle got isekai treatment! HAHAHA! Just kidding. Oh right, where’s that Leonhardt guy too?! Another character who didn’t show up.

Art and animation remains consistent like in the previous season. Good looking people as well as the gorgeous background and sceneries. Now I do note a bit of CGI was used although it is minimal and does not break the entire series. I could be wrong but some doors are animated via CGI? Yeah. Look at the way how those doors move. So CGI-like! This season’s new casts include Chiaki Kobayashi as Tenyuu, Shinichiro Miki as Ceyran, Ryota Ohsaka as Oscar, Nobuo Tobita as Franz and Ryotaro Okiayu as Josef. Last season’s opener was sung by Aira Yuuki and she continues to do the same this season with Semisweet Afternoon. A pretty decent lively anime pop piece compared to last season’s slow ballad. The slow ballad this season is now the ending theme, Lilac Melody by Aina Suzuki. Sounds a bit empty due to the minimal of instruments used. Just a few strings and piano occasionally played throughout the song. But still lovely nonetheless.

Overall, I still maintain this season continues to be boring although not as bad as the last. The much anticipated romance did not happen (although they leave it right till the very end) and we are graced with more of Sei’s peaceful life. Oh well, perhaps this is just the calm before the storm and maybe the next time, sh*t will hit the fan. If that ever happens, you bet I’m going to be in so much shock that my jaw will drop and break the floor! HAHAHA! So funny. Sorry I have to make such exaggerated jokes since this season is, wait for it, boring. Yeah, yeah. I know fans of the show will have lots of positive things to shower for this show but for a romance genre that the characters have not even kissed on the lips (technically last season Hawke kissing her on the hand does not count!), this is just disappointing. Oops, I mean boring. Yeah, the saint has so much omnipotent power but yet none of it about love and romance. And you thought love was like magic, huh?! Yes it is. Maybe just untapped…

Helck

21 April, 2024

Kill all humans! Ah yes, those who chant that are of the other races who get oppressed by them, right? Not exactly. The one who wants all humans dead is a human himself?! Talk about being the extreme hater of your own kind. This is what the initial premise of Helck reads. Despite his cheery personality and eternal smiling face, he seems to harbour deep hatred for his fellow men and has joined the ranks of the demons to eliminate his own kind. Of course a certain Demon Lord is suspicious if this is all a ruse to let their guard down. After all, it is those sneaky humans we are talking about. As she tries to uncover the mysteries of our titular character, she also discovers other puzzling mysteries and strange events that are starting to unfold. Who’d knew killing all humans would be such a complicated matter.

Episode 1
As narrated, a hero barged into a Demon Lord Thor’s castle and defeated him easily. Humans rejoiced. 3 months later, the demons are holding a tournament to find a Demon Lord replacement. Vermilio oversees this tournament with her assistant, Hon. All is proceeding well until she learns the hero, Helck is participating in this tournament and bulldozing his way through the competition! She blows her top but as Hon shows proof that Helck claims he hates humans and wants to destroy them! Maybe he is just tricking us to let our guard down? Nope, he signed a contract that will not allow any harm to anyone outside the tournament. Furthermore, Helck is popular with the crowd and shows great sportsmanship. Vermilio continues to be sceptical that Helck must have an ulterior motive. The final straw is that Helck’s stats are way stronger than all the competitors and thus favoured to win! So mad she explodes! There goes her castle. Blaming Hon, he wants a chance to redeem himself. Change the next round’s format. Uhm, making a house of cards? Make Helck’s deck extra slippery! All proceed as planned as Helck couldn’t stack his cards. Until he blows away everyone’s deck with his ultra concentration and finishes creating it! Uhm, isn’t that cheating? Sorry, rules didn’t say that. Worse, the competitors think the house of cards represent the Demon Lord’s castle and were supposed to protect it. Yeah, now they’re fighting each other! But Helck advances. No matter what competition are thrown in, Helck wins. Be it some chess game or sculpting or even a cooking show that Vermilio herself is the judge! Too delicious! Soon, Ista has report from her twin, Asta who was tasked to be a spy in the human world. It seems Helck is a wanted person and a criminal in his world for killing his brother, Cless who was the actual hero who took down Thor. Another thing to note, when Asta was on her covert mission, all the towns she went were void of any humans. Hon then comes in with a distress report. A swarm of knights with wings have defeated another castle of theirs. Their general sacrificed himself to evacuate the citizens. Vermilio knows this place is next and orders to beef up the barrier and prepare the army.

Episode 2
The next tournament is a horse race. Don’t worry, they have rigged Helck’s horse to be a meek cat! He definitely can’t win this, right? Vermilio has her reservations, though. So as the race begins and the contestants off to a great start, only Helck remains at the starting line because his cat is spooked. Helck then calms it down and reassures they can do it. And just like that, they’re back in the race. How? Helck running alongside his cat! Apparently it’s not against the rules so… Whatever obstacles thrown at them, he overcomes! Finally he zips past the frontrunners. Kenros is awed by Helck’s power and won’t lose out as he does the same. But it is Helck who wins by a whisker. Now he is even more popular. Vermilio is now distracted with reports of the winged knights. So far they have taken over Urum’s castle and have no plans on advancing here. One of the top elite demons, Azudra offers his opinion on the case. He suggests the final tournament to see whoever can reclaim that castle takes on the Demon Lord title. It will also test if Helck is willing to fight on their side by pitting him against the winged knights. Vermilio ones again remains doubtful. Because it will be worse if Helck turns against them. Not to worry, Azudra has created some ring that prevents competitors to harm each other. With that, Vermilio agrees to this finals but will also take part to keep watch on Helck. The finalists for this tournament are Helck, Kenros, Hyura and Dorshe. They will be helped by Anne from management who is of course Vermilio in disguise. Yeah, nobody could recognize her even with this simple getup. They think she was one of the referees in the tournament.

Episode 3
The gang make their way to the castle and has to fight lots of demonic creatures that are responsible in making the air in this demon realm toxic. This is why many cities hear have barriers unlike the human world which is so free from it all. As they rest at a stop, Vermilio continues to analyse Helck’s power. This journey hasn’t even wear him down at all and this definitely proves his hero strength. Hyura greatly suspects Anne is Vermilio and tells Kenros about it. Not that he cares about it. Then taking the underground route, more strange monsters to fight until one new world life form shows up. Helck decides to fight this one. They think he might finally draw the sword by his side. But oh well, he defeats it with his kick! And that sword of his is freaking short! Vermilio burns its body to be safe as she ponders if Helck knows about it seeing he defeated it so easily. Do such monsters pop up in the human realm too? As the gang is moments away from the castle, Vermilio reminisces how it was Azudra who introduced Helck to the tournament. When they first met, Helck went through all his traps like it was nothing. In fact, Azudra’s wounds came from accidentally stepping into his own traps! He noted without Helck’s strength, he would have actually died. It was then Azudra trusted Helck as he was different from any other humans he encountered. Vermilio is still suspicious, though. Reaching the castle, they see the winged knights waiting. Yeah, they’re being noisy so the knights start moving. Oh well, let the final begin. Hyura makes haste to take out the leader but she got her arm sliced off by him!

Episode 4
Helck identifies this leader as Edil because of the way he swings his sword. Edil recognizes Helck as he tells him about some awakening ritual. He suffered through it and saw many of his friends went through the same. If that was the case, he would’ve preferred to lose his personality. Even so, he is happy to have gone through this because now he is more powerful to fight demons. It will only be a matter of time when more are awakened and their plan is to invade the demon realm and prove that humans are no longer pushovers. Vermilio isn’t worried because these knights just awakened to their powers and all their combined strength still cannot match the hero’s. Yes, as long as Helck fights on the demon’s side, everything will be okay. More shocking revelations as Edil notes how many will awaken as heroes. Now this changes the game because if the knights grow to be as strong as Helck and even more, the demons are going to be in trouble. Hyura returns and slices off Edil’s wings. It seems she is okay since her clan has regenerative abilities. She let him cut her arm so as to let his guard down and then ambush when the time is right. When Hyura is about to kill a weakened Edil, Helck stops her. This makes Vermilio’s fears come true that he is still on the human’s side. Helck advises Hyura about killing the winged knights. Edil then mentions all this is just a distraction for some pathway to be created. The ground caves in as the demons find themselves before some teleportation stone. It seems the winged knights created a gate here via this. But now the spell has failed and it is going berserk. Dorshe’s barrier can only help protect them because the magic is going to absorb everything into it. Not sure about Vermilio’s plan but she is going to stop it from point blank. Anyway she failed and as Helck tries to rescue her, both get suck into the vortex. Next thing Vermilio knows, she’s in some nice tropical beach.

Episode 5
Vermilio wanders around the remote island until she stumbles into Helck finishing building a cabin with this green annoying birdie, Piwi. Well, he thinks it is better to have a base of operations until they figure things out. Vermilio is in a dilemma because seeing Helck is here, he is not a threat to the demon realm. But with him being persistent on going back there, this makes her panic. Meanwhile another panic is setting in back at the demon realm. Yes, it’s Azudra realizing Vermilio is missing. But don’t worry, he can use a spell to detect her location. Just need to use her hair. And so Vermilio is detected to be… It’s off the map! Where the heck is that?! Vermilio continues to ponder deep about Helck’s alliance. She really believes he is on the human’s side based on his actions but if so, why did he not kill her? Is she of use to him in some ways? In worst case scenario, she may have to fight him. Knowing she cannot defeat him, she’ll bring him down with him. However thoughts that he is too strong and might return, this means her death is wasted. Soon, Vermilio learns there is a small village nearby. Yeah, the occupants are weirdoes and it seems they are quite cautious of newcomers. Vermilio panics upon learning Helck is making a boat. Yeah, the axe break while chopping trees so he used his own hands! So did he manage to find where they are and where the demon realm is? Not really. He just wanted to make one so they can move out in an instant if they get such info. Parts of the beach contain sunken ruins of past civilizations so this makes Vermilio feel nostalgic. Soon an old man confronts them and he is not happy they have turned this island into their own playground.

Episode 6
The old man brings them somewhere and he looks like he is going to do something bad. But it turns out he and the rest of the villagers were putting on an act and they’re throwing them a surprise party! Scared you there, huh? So as they party, Vermilio wonders if they can get off this continent. However nobody knows the direction and perhaps only the great witch who lives atop the mountain does. But don’t bother to go see her since she erects a barrier. Don’t worry, she’ll come down in a few days. Vermilio asks Helck why he saved her then. Because she is his friend. He further explains how his old human friends have become his enemies. He now hates them for he has a score to settle. That is why he will fight against them without hesitation. You see, when humans awakened like those winged knights. They no longer become humans and are just tools for the human king. They’ll commit mass murders and he must stop it. Humans are a blight on this world that mustn’t exist. Back at Hyura’s side, they’re having it tough since more winged knights reinforcements show up. There are a few who can talk and these already have high awakening rate as they badmouth the demons. The demons are about to meet their doom but thanks to Ista and Hon come to their assistance. They help them escape but are soon surrounded. Don’t worry, they brought along a one man army: Azudra! Azudra warns them to leave as he doesn’t want to fight them. They laugh it all as he continues about coexistence between all the races. It is not nonsense as a very long time ago, all races used to live harmoniously together until they broke up and started fighting each other. Of course they don’t believe and attack since it is an order given by their king. Also, it’ll be a waste not to use such gifted powers. Well, they’ve been warned. Azudra easily captures them all with his tree roots. They think he is the Demon Lord they must defeat but Azudra only points out he is one of the generals.

Episode 7
Azudra continues to be merciful and hopes they make the right choice. However other winged knights kill their own comrades before disappearing. Even the last winged knight kills himself and claims as heroes they will be reborn again. Asta has snuck into the palace and stumbles into the chamber of the human king. She sees all the winged knights resurrecting as the human king orders the quick extermination of the demons. Asta then reports back to Ista about this and it confirms the fact the killed winged knights are being resurrected. Azudra then holds a strategy meeting with the rest as he talks about the humans being the weakest race to exist in the world. However if all of them awakens as a hero, they will surpass the rank of SSS threat. Killing something that resurrects is a waste of time and in the end, the demons will be eliminated and a whole new world will be born. But Azudra knows a way to stop the resurrection and that is to kill the human king. He has lived long enough to know such things, especially this resurrection spell works similarly to the contract he put on contestants in the tournament. Only, it is more powerful. But can a mere human hold such a spell? The human king may be a different type like a hero but first they need to shore up their defence. As the humans will be marching here again, they need to retake their castle strongholds before despatching their elite to despatch the human king. Azudra then heads to the teleportation stone. He uses all his strength and magic to open a tiny hole for a very short while just to send a few items as hints to Vermilio on how to get back. Unfortunately, Piwi picks it up and then uses it as firewood fodder for Vermilio’s cooking.

Episode 8
Vermilio learns the witch has come down. But as she rushes to see her, looks like she has already gone back up! Oh my, blaming yourself for being too slow? Luckily the village chief told her about their predicament so she nullified the barrier and they can visit her anytime. So as they go see her, the witch is willing to cooperate and tells them the direction of where they need to go. She even advises them in stocking up on rations and some other stuffs to make the boat sturdier because the journey across the ocean will be perilous. They also need some weird deer creature to navigate the fog. You mean, the one Vermilio (or rather Helck) caught the other day? Yup. That one. Vermilio then talks privately to the witch and wonders if she is a member of the empire as she looks different from the rest of the villagers and she knows what they need when they didn’t even tell her. The witch doesn’t say much but changes the subject about Helck whom Vermilio must be very cautious. He might be her ally right now but it could change since she could sense very dark emotions inside him. Personally, I think the witch is related to Vermilio like her mom or sister because notice how similar they look?! And soon, Vermilio and Helck leave the island. But wait. What’s this? Piwi is coming with them? Vermilio isn’t impressed and wants this little pipsqueak to go back but it begs to tag along. Apparently a letter from the witch to take Piwi along because it can prove useful in dangerous situations as its body is very durable and won’t die easily. So welcome aboard? The sea journey continues until they stumble upon this Kraken.

Episode 9
Helck fights it and goes down! Poor Vermilio laments they’re this close to the continent and he’s dead… NOT! WTF he is waiting on the shore for them instead of going back to the ship? Vermilio is a fool to think something of that calibre could kill him. She chides and bans him from doing anything risky again but also thanks him for saving her. Suddenly they are surrounded by weak and reluctant soldiers from Erille? They are rounded up and brought back to their nation where it seems everyone is suffering in poverty. They are told it wasn’t always like this. They were a peaceful and thriving nation until the Tothman tribe came to enslave them. Because of their weird super strength, their few numbers was enough to turn them all into their slaves. The princess is not amused her guards stoop this low to bring adventurers outside their kind as extra slaves for Tothman. She orders them to be freed and apologizes for the insolence. Soon, Tothman tribe is here. Looks like the king is bored and wants to go conquer nations and they will be their soldiers. The princess pleads it isn’t part of the deal but he tells her to STFU and continues to abuse her. At this point, Helck and Vermilio won’t sit back and do nothing. Helck slaps away the Tothman guards while Vermilio uses her flame to burn them. The king decides to kill Helck himself. He thought his punch did the job but Helck is still standing. Are you not surprised? He continues to land successive punches but it is all nothing to Helck. One Punch Helck is enough to send this guy to his defeat. Helck tells him to free these people and never return here again. However he cannot accept this loss and suddenly his power starts bursting out of control. Now he is a true despicable monster.

Episode 10
Obviously we know Helck isn’t going to lose this one, right? Eventually the Tothman king succumbs to his own strength and dies. Vermilio feels conflicted because such strength of Tothman would not even pose a threat to her but yet she felt scared. The Tothman subordinates then thank Helck and leave. With the curse broken, the Erille side revert to their true form. Piggy people? As thanks, they celebrate the whole night and will pass down their names for generations. Next day they leave for the next town but is told by a traveller that both are destroyed in a war with a neighbouring country. Then in the next town, they need to get a map but the seller obviously jacks up the price. Where to get money? Yeah, this convenient cooking contest! One of the main competitors, Mr Ajikaba, doesn’t he look like a familiar retro cooking anime character?! No surprises because in the end, Helck wins. Ajikaba is impressed and gives him his recipe book while he will go on a journey to train himself better. Finally the get the map and now know where to go next. But they are warned by a troubadour, Iris not to go in that direction because there lies those ruined kingdoms and some warrior of darkness prowling the area. Nobody has come back alive from there.

Episode 11
Thanks for the warning but Vermilio doesn’t have the luxury of time to take a detour. Besides, nothing can beat Helck, right? So when they arrive at that said ruins, Vermilio feels a fearful shiver down her spine. It’s like that same aura from Tothman. Helck goes to fight it and it seems the dark warrior can fight on par. Oh no. Helck given a run for his money? How can he fight a creature that is so strong and fast? It can regenerate too? At this rate, Helck might lose since he is taking on some damage. Vermilio tries to help but even her most powerful attack doesn’t work. Helck then returns and looks like he is even more savage. He gives this dark warrior a beat down as Vermilio remembers the witch’s warning about Helck. The man who bottled up all his negative energy may be her ally now but he will bring about a great calamity. Suddenly Piwi pops up and starts singing and calms the dark warrior down. Apparently Iris told it to sing this song. So why didn’t it start singing from the start?! Then they follow him walk into some building. He starts talking that all they wanted was peace. But when their loved ones started getting killed, the people flew into rage and went to war. It grew so large and desperate that the knights started using some dark hex to boost their strength. Although it ended the war, it came with a great price as they turned into insane monsters and destroyed everything. It was no different for this guy but he managed to keep his sanity because of his will to protect something. Thanks to them, he is now freed from the curse. He gives Helck his sword as atonement and hopes he won’t end up in the same path as him. His final request is to sing that song. Iris is here to sing it as she is overcome with emotion that her brother is now freed. She tells him how he saved her and the few others that survived but laments she should’ve saved him sooner. Helck and Vermilio let the siblings bet as they continue their journey.

Episode 12
We take a look how our demons are faring. So far, they are more than capable to fend off the pesky winged knights each time they resurrect and return. Hyura has defeated Edil for the umpteenth time. Of course the concern grows that the knights level up each time and once they reach their full hero potential, can they still defend their place? Asta continues to spy. She notices the winged knights arguing among themselves for their consecutive losses. However she hears them say something about their goal isn’t winning. Because of their sharper senses, she is forced to hide as they can now sense an intruder. Azudra is ecstatic that he can finally locate Vermilio. This means she is back in the continent. He is thinking of sending a rescue party to get her. He also talks about Helck’s potential and threats as well as the trust level in him. Now we return to Vermilio and Helck. Just dispose of a giant sandworm. Nothing much. They camp for the night as Helck needs to talk to her. He shows her his short sword which used to be long. Named Hero Killer, it is what its name implies. Although it has broken off, it still has enough magic to kill a hero. He wants to give it to her and if it is necessary, kill him with it. Vermilio wants him to hold his horses. She thinks it is about the trust issue. At first she didn’t trust him but he has proven himself along the way so now she does. That’s why she refuses to accept this weapon. He thanks her and is going to tell his story. Once done, he hopes she will reconsider and do him a favour.

Episode 13
Helck and Cless were survivors of a village destroyed by monsters. They headed to the capital thinking life would be better there. They didn’t count on the bullying from nobles but Helck is more than happy to turn their beatings to him rather than Cless. It seems Helck can heal himself although at that point he didn’t know he had his hero powers awakened. Heck, it could have already awakened when he was born. As long as he could keep Cless safe, that was all that matters to Helck. They can’t leave the capital as monster attacks were frequent. They will only do so once they’re stronger and have more money. But one day Cless fell ill and no doctors wanted to treat a kid from the slums. Just when all hope was lost, a girl named Shalamy called her father, Rafaed to take him back to treat him with his doctor, Mikaros. Thanks to his kindness, Cless was saved and it didn’t matter if he was noble or not. Helck was grateful to him from the bottom of his heart. For the next 15 years, they stayed under him and the bullying became lesser. Even if life was better, something still bugged Cless. Those people in the slums were still suffering from discrimination. Hence he wanted to be a soldier like Rafaed to kill all the monsters. This in turn will ease up everyone’s tensions. From that day, Cless trained hard until he joined the military when he turned 16. By 18, he became a respectable captain of his own squad. While his name is now popular with the people, Rafaed talks to Helck about Cless who could be the kingdom’s saviour. He also notes of Helck’s power that could be on par with Cless and could use another help but Helck dismisses it and prefers to do construction and repair work. One day, Cless told Helck he will be away for a while to subjugate some tough monsters. Helck will be waiting and throwing him a party. That party never happened.

Episode 14
With Cless away, monster attacks have become more frequent. The kingdom called upon a military draft in which Helck was enlisted along with Edil. After many battles, Helck returned with Edil to his hometown. It was being ravaged by monsters. Luckily a group of mercenaries led by Alicia already evacuated the people and had begun exterminating the monsters. Helck and Edil help out until the town was rid of them. Because of the constant outbreaks, both form an agreement to help each other to fight off the monsters. This went on for 4 months as Alicia observes Helck’s incredible strength and regenerative abilities. He doesn’t even fight with a weapon so in a way it makes Alicia feel a bit down since she is from a line of heroes who has been exterminating demons. Soon, humans wrongly believed the horde of monsters were unleashed by demons and thus Cless was assigned to lead an expedition to slay the Demon Lord Thor. He was successful and the whole kingdom erupted in joy. However Cless has been fatally wounded and poisoned. He was barely hanging onto his life. Even then, Helck didn’t blame the people who were still wildly celebrating, unknown of Cless’ condition. After all, peace has finally come after so much suffering. But the monster attacks never let up. Hence the people started questioning if Cless’ side actually defeated the Demon Lord although his comrades assured they saw with their own eyes his downfall. Even so, the people demanded to be protected despite knowing Cless is not fit to fight. Helck’s only solution was to go defeat the Demon Lord himself as there is a possibility he may have revived.

Episode 15
As Helck arrives at the ruins, he thought Azudra is the Demon Lord. Azudra mistakes him to be Cless and attacks him out of fear. Helck deflects all his attacks and asks why he sent monsters to attack them. Azudra mentions the demons did not send monsters and they were born from the land. In fact, demons don’t want to wage war on humans and this place used to have power and prevented monsters from spawning. There is also a grave in which fallen demons lie and Azudra tends to them. Despite demons have overwhelming power than humans, they did not because they believe of forging ties with humans one day. Also to note, Thor was more of a pacifist and would prefer to make peace rather than fight. Azudra then gives him the invitation for the next Demon Lord tournament. Once a new Demon Lord is chosen, things will be far better. Helck returns in hopes to tell his fellow humans the truth. But outside the gates, lots of monster and human casualties. Learning from his mercenary friends, the nobles forced them to fight and locked them out. Many died. Then in town, Helck sees the crowd throwing stones at captured demons. Helck tries to stop them but it seems none will listen and even accuses him of being a transgressor. Then Rafaed comes by and warns him not to be deceived by demons as they are cunning. Because now those captured demons turn into monsters and run rampage. Thanks to other heroes saving the day. Helck is confused, did Azudra lie to him? Soon, Rafaed announces a new secret weapon that humans could tap into the hero powers. They will use this to wipe out demons. As Helck frets about this, his mercenary pals think of letting Helck be alone to date Alicia (obviously she has a crush on him). But he thinks it is to tell her the truth. Can he be more ambiguous in asking her out? Oh, he also asks Edil to join in? But soon one of Cless’ men, Zeruzeon comes in to seek Helck’s help.

Episode 16
Zeruzeon reveals those new heroes are actually felons. Their bodies were frail before they were awakened. They used some spell to awaken all the superhuman abilities but the risk is that they lose their minds and become merely puppets who will only obey the spell caster. But the bigger plan is to turn all citizens other than nobles into such at the same time and hence turning this kingdom into one of nobles only. Of course Zeruzeon and some opposed this plan and to Helck’s shock, this plan is devised by Mikaros and even Rafaed approves of it. Zeruzeon notes that they only need to take down the spell caster to stop this madness. Thankfully there are only 2 powerful people enough to play such role: The king and Cless. Hence this plan isn’t just to save the kingdom but Cless who is his best friend as well. That is why Zeruzeon pleads for Helck’s help after he heard of his unbelievable achievements. Obviously Helck is on board with this. Alicia wants in on this too since she won’t let him shoulder the burden alone. That night as Zeruzeon has some of the people cause a ruckus outside the castle, with guards dealing with it, Zeruzeon leads Helck and co deep into the castle. They arrive in the room where they see unconscious Cless ahead. But their arrival is expected by Mikaros. The senate continues to vouch that their actions are right and they should be thankful for letting them upgrade their bodies and serve them for eternity. With the king showing up, he orders them to kneel and as traitors, take their own lives. However Helck is only not effected and his words break his comrades free. That is when the king orders Cless to kill Helck. Helck tries to wake up his brother but he keeps attacking. Mikaros reveals he was searching for a person with such power for a long time. The first time he met and treated Cless, it was like God sent a miracle as he noticed such powers. But because of his weak state, he needed Cless to train up to withstand his spell in the future. Now all that effort has come to fruition. So either Helck kills his brother to stop his plans but that’s not possible, right? Well, surprisingly Alicia slashes Cless. Because of her special hero slayer sword, this stops Cless dead in his tracks. But Mikaros takes advantage of this revelation as he steals Alicia’s sword and cuts down Helck.

Episode 17
Mikaros invites Helck to join his side so they can change the world. But Helck is not going to do it at the expense of innocent people so, sorry. Mikaros is going to get rid of a weakened Helck but Cless breaks free from his spell to kill him. Then as the king is trying to give new orders, Cless throws his sword at his head! But even so, the king continues to order Cless to kill Helck. All Cless could do is apologize to his brother and kills himself! As Helck is in shock, the nobles start to badmouth Cless as garbage. This makes Helck sick as he suddenly permeates deadly aura that scares the sh*t out of everyone. At boiling point rage, he is going to kill those selfish motherf*ckers when Alicia suddenly hugs him. She apologizes her sword caused him pain and trouble. Helck passes out as the rest try to stave off the soldiers. Cless wakes up from a nightmare that Cless is dead. Only, it is reality. He emerges from the cave and a couple of bounty hunters are here to take his head as the king put a bounty on this traitor. As Helck wallows in despair that he was useless, couldn’t do the right things when it mattered most, blaming this whole mess upon himself, those hunters then mention something about his friends are still alive. Only because they’re going to be executed later. This gives Helck the much needed hope and motivation to pick himself up. No time to mope. There is still hope as he makes his way.

Episode 18
Helck busts his way through all the bounty hunters as he slowly remembers his friends risked their lives to have him escape and let him rest in that cave. Helck is unstoppable and not even the special soldiers can do anything about it. Meanwhile Alicia is about to be executed in public. But the executioner misses in beheading her. Why? He felt a cold chill of aura and soon everyone feels the same. It is Helck. Oh boy, he is mad! He grabs the noble who organizes this and accuses him for everything. But then he starts to blame the people and in turn the people blame him back. Helck has had it so he goes to rescue Alicia and wants them to escape and live in the demon realm where they will have better chances. As they leave, Rafaed talks to him one last time. He praises Helck for all that he has done via his sheer iron will but nothing can stop the awakening now. It seems snow is the trigger? Yeah, everyone starts to change into that hideous form. Not sure what Rafaed explains about everyone having that hidden potential and only rare ones like Helck and Cless can bring it out and control them naturally. He tells Helck to leave the place or he will have to fight enemies that were once his friends. Helck is in despair since Cless died for nothing. WHY THE F*CK IS CLESS RUNNING STRAIGHT IN THE SNOW?! SHOULD HE NOT TAKE SHELTER IN AT LEAST INSIDE A BUILDING?! I guess it is for some last moments of Alicia drama as she wants him to kill her before she turns into an unrecognizable abomination. Helck will not do it and wants her to promise not to give up. In that case, she has a final request of him: Always keep smiling. It’s the thing she likes about him best. Even she ends up fighting him one day, perhaps seeing his smile will hopefully make her remember to try her best.

Episode 19
Helck refuses to kill Alicia. How the f*ck is he going to stop the snow?! Then he stumbles into Zeruzeon. He has awakened and truly relishes with his newfound powers. At first he thought of going to kill the king but realizes that doing so will have everyone go berserk because nobody to control. Helck is mad to see Mikaros still alive. But what makes him even more infuriating is that Mikaros is using Cless’ corpse and turn it into some hideous form to continue this farce. Helck won’t forgive this bastard and tries to kill him. Noting he is still powerful, Mikaros can’t fight him yet and will have him teleport away using Cless’ new power. Helck ended up in the demon realm and got lost. Kenros picked him up and brought him back to his village. Despite Helck telling the truth, the demons didn’t care and treated him well. This is also why Helck has been fighting not because to free his friends but to keep everyone else safe. With the awakened humans, they have obtained powers that are far more dangerous imaginable. Now they have the power to resurrect after being killed and that was why he stopped Hyura from killing one. Because the only one who has the power to kill humans is himself. That is, if he continues to remain sane. But if he were to go insane, that is where Vermilio comes in as he wants her to kill him with this broken Hero Killer sword. Before Vermilio answers, she admits her lie that she is not Anne and reveals who she is. Because she also swears to protect, she wants Helck to promise to fight not with death in mind. With that, she agrees to hold the sword. Long flashback over so now they resume their journey. After a long train ride, they continue by foot. They stumble into an old guy explaining about a dreadful monster that has been destroying their village and taking lives. Uhm, you mean the monster they just killed?! He thought they were lying but seeing it is true, IT’S PARTY TIME! Soon, Harpey from the search and rescue team finds Vermilio. Azudra sent her on this mission to hand her a message. Azudra needs them to head to the southern part of the human realm instead of coming back. Since this is where they are going, Vermilio realizes Azudra’s plan. It seems Azudra’s side will continue to fend off the invading humans. This is all a diversion because Vermilio and Helck will be the ones who will kill the human king.

Episode 20
The winged knights continue to attack as the demons continue to defend. The former still lose but before the demons could capture them, they are killed off to restart the resurrection. We also see Azudra discussing with Hon and Ista about why he put forth this risky plan. Despite he has other backup plans, this is the best. He also throws caution about the humans doing this. They are weak even when awakened. Definitely not enough to defeat Helck. This begs the question if there is another human as powerful as Helck and controlling all this. For now, he believes they shouldn’t be making any moves and might obtain new info. Now we shift to Asta who continues to do her spy mission. It is thanks to those low level winged knights who are just freaking dumb and like zombies, Asta could easily hide and get away despite their sheer numbers all over the place. She also uses various spy tools but as explained, they don’t really work because Asta already naturally has those skills so these tools are just psychological. Asta almost got busted when a winged knight goes berserk, blasting her into the place where Cless is. She escapes through a crevice and continues to wander. She stumbles upon a secret library. She thought it is a good place to hide but she got locked out and couldn’t go back in. Searching for a new place to hide, she stumbles into a room where it seems Shalamy has been held captive. Asta finds it odd she is not awakened like the rest and it seems Shalamy is lonely and wants company to talk as all the people she know have gone away. The only person she has talked to is her father. Asta joins her over tea and listens to her talk about a certain pair of brothers and those fun days.

Episode 21
Zeruzeon leads his winged knights to attack the castle belonging to Demon Lord Shin. However they anticipated their ambush. Zeruzeon is not fazed since monsters are also popping up so the demons have another thing to worry about. Of course this was all coordinated by Mikaros as he planted some groundwork to have the monsters spawn here in the future. With Azudra’s forces showing up, you think the demons have won. However as noted by Zeruzeon, this is all going as planned because this attack is just a diversion. Mikaros is leading his side to storm Thor’s castle to obtain its barrier stone. Mikaros is having a cakewalk beating all the lowly demons. He meets his match with Hyura. Since he has no time to waste, he lets Edil deal with her. As he is about to take the barrier stone, he is suddenly ambushed by Azudra. So the one back at Shin’s castle was just a demon a disguise. Azudra realizes Mikaros has a powerful magic that can easily teleport, powers that are even near impossible for demons. Even more so, a power that could manipulate the new world. He deduces it was him who killed Thor and Urum. Azudra seems to know the trick behind Mikaros’ regeneration and the reason he can’t just kill himself to revive. Mikaros remembers those old days when humans were in power and had the numbers. Always engaging in never ending wars, one warrior who stood out from the rest was Azudra. He mowed down heroes from the kingdoms with ease. He was like a demon literally. Mikaros then was a lowly soldier as he watched his comrades get slain by him. Fearing for his life, he pretended to be dead among his comrades’ corpses. Somehow his body acclimated to the poison in the demon realm and awakened his true power which is the same as Azudra: Eternal youth. Mikaros claims he is doing this not out of revenge but to create a new world. This means destroying the current one. For 1500 years, he roamed across the land to learn all kinds of magic and spells. Now he wants to free himself from his past trauma since Azudra’s presence has no longer strike fear in him. Azudra intended to capture and interrogate him but changes his mind to kill him.

Episode 22
Edil continues fighting Hyura. However it seems his personality is switching back and forth. On one hand he is happy to fight her but on the other, he feels he must remain loyal to the king. Hyura wonders if he is breaking free of the king’s spell. Asta feels bad for Shalamy since she is stuck in here and has no idea about the current events. Since Asta wants to see the king, Shalamy is willing to take her there as long as she is brought along. She is tired of being sheltered. Along the way, Shalamy shows her a secret. It seems she has this power to spread other powers. So like those snow? When they enter the king’s chamber, the king immediately attacks Asta and even mind controls Shalamy to do the same. The farce is stopped by Rafaed who warns this fallen king not to use this spell on Shalamy unless ordered to. Asta tries to attack the king but Rafaed blocks her before winged knights restrain her. Rafaed explains it is thanks to the king that the current humans are all docile. Without him, all would’ve become monsters of death and destruction. This means by killing the king, they would bring forth a greater disaster. Mikaros and Azudra’s fight continues as the former explain once the king’s spell is broken, the power of the new world will take over and all the humans will become those hideous monsters. These humans are those who failed to become proper heroes. Mikaros notes he is not strong to beat Azudra but at the same time he cannot best this army of monsters which are now awakening. Azudra orders Hon to evacuate everyone while he uses his last ounce of strength to restrain all the monsters. Edil saves Hyura from certain death. Oddly, he feels he doesn’t hate her as much as before and now understands what Helck means about achieving peace. Edil is attacked by Mikaros who congratulates him from freeing from the king’s spell. He thought humans who retained their personalities after awakening would be a good asset. Now he changes his mind. They all should be mindless monsters. He breaks Edil’s mind with his spell to turn him into a true monster. Edil saves Hyura one last time before he heads towards Azudra, all part of Mikaros plan to take him down. Mikaros knows Azudra is counting on Helck to save the day. But he too despite being the ultimate awakened being is human. Once he faces the ultimate despair, he will fall slave to his own power.

Episode 23
Vermilio discusses with Helck about Azudra’s plan. At the southern border of the human realm, they have made a base there. Arriving there means reaching the human realm is just a stone throw’s away and they could save time. Although she is confident their strength will be able to defeat the human king, the real battle comes after that since they have to defeat all the mutated humans. Vermilio assures her power is good enough to take down hordes of enemies. So leave the winged knights to her and he can concentrate on fighting Mikaros and the king. Next day as they make their way to the base, a fellow search and rescue member collapses before them. She is injured and claims winged knights have attacked them in droves. Vermilio deduces they have come for Helck since they fear his power. This makes her worry about everything but realizes she is a fool to do because it’s Helck we’re talking about. She is supposed to support him. Helck and Vermilio head towards the base and leave Harpey and Piwi to treat the injured. We see Mikaros slowly generating in his base as he talks about Rafaed about Helck will be a far greater threat than Azudra if they get careless with him. Mikaros also knows where Helck is because on that day when he showed himself to fight him, it was on purpose to take a piece of his hair, flesh or whatever. This enables him to use some high level magic to track where he is. He leaves it to Rafaed to deal with Helck as he continues to regenerate. Hence Rafaed is here at this base, killing all demons and taking no prisoners in his bid to find Helck. It won’t be long before he shows up. Rafaed tells him straight up he is here to kill him since he is in the way of their plans. However if he walks away from this, he will not kill him and nobody will blame him. Go live your life far away in some remote place for the rest of his life peacefully. Obviously Helck refuses to do that and so the battle begins. Vermilio fights Rafaed and believes he doesn’t know the real Helck. He is stronger than he think he is. But soon Helck is confronted with a very familiar winged knight.

Episode 24
As Rafaed fights Vermilio, he tells her she doesn’t know the deep pain and suffering Helck has gone through. He believes this will relief Helck from all his pain. Obviously that winged knight is Alicia and Helck continues to put up his smile. But his aura of despair is so great, it brings other lesser winged knights to their knees. OMG is this like One Piece’s Haki or something? It is believed Helck will kill her and this makes Vermilio heart sink as she realizes the very important thing. She cannot stomach killing her own friends and the nagging feeling of hers wasn’t her concern over Helck. As one who puts others before himself, she is ashamed she never put himself in his shoes. It isn’t killing humans that Helck actually wants. She also realizes telling him to come stay in the demon realm was wrong. What she should have said to him then was they should find a way to save humans! Vermilio screams this to Helck as she also mentions about their travels where they witnessed all sorts of crazy stuffs. That is why they will resist and fight back. This time he is not alone. She is with him. Rafaed tries to rain on her parade, claiming those transformed are impossible to revert back. But she tells him to STFU because there’s no proof of that. You won’t know until you try. When Rafaed mentions Azudra has died in the attack, Vermilio calls his bluff. He has known Azudra for so long that he likes to pull off this crap so many times! He might not have Helck’s super body or regenerative abilities but he somehow always comes back from the dead! Speaking of him, we see him recuperating and alive. Surprisingly Rafaed withdraws from this fight. No point arguing with idiots. They will see for themselves how everything they do will be futile. Helck thanks Vermilio for giving him the courage because now he too wants to save his friends. Now their plan is to head to Shin’s castle to meet up with Azudra. Azudra receives report of Vermilio’s return and also her letter of her plan to save humans.

What The Helck?!
Uhm… Eh? Is that it? Are they missing an episode or something? Oh, I just checked and that is how they ended. Well, shucks. Not the most intense of cliff-hangers but I guess this means a change in goal. Saving all humans instead of killing them would be the best true happy ending for everyone, right? Imagine Helck killing all his fellow homo sapiens and being the last human species in this world. Definitely that wouldn’t bring in any smiles and would just aggravate his despair. Yeah, at least Helck looks slightly better now. No more that stupid smile on his face and this new face that shows a huge relief makes Helck look better and more believable than before.

Looking back at the entire season, personally I feel the whole story was just draggy and longwinded. Having 2 cours, I thought it would be boring if the entire series was going to be about Vermilio trying to suspect Helck and expose him but whatever plans of hers will backfire because Helck being Helck. There. Slapstick comedy all the way. But fortunately it didn’t turn out that way. Instead, the Demon Lord competition was cut short with the intrusion of the winged knights. After blasting Vermilio and Helck to a faraway land, then the story starts to become draggy. Well, it looked like some sort of long journey and road trip home. And then of course the obligatory long flashback to flesh out Helck’s history and circumstances which eat up approximately a quarter of the entire series. Wow. Such huge tragedy. And finally, the big finale boss fight that we’ve been waiting for… DID NOT HAPPEN! Oh man. Sometimes I wonder if the entire 2 cours just wasted our time. Even more so, each episode starts off with a short recap of what happened previously. I don’t know, is our memories that short that such is needed? Or just to fill up some time?

Since I am dissatisfied at how the anime ended in such a way, I did a quick (AKA lazy) check over the internet and found that the manga had already ended quite a while ago. Yeah, that is back in 2017! Way before a certain pandemic hit our shores! Not sure why it took them 6 years to animate or the producers just dug up and saw this title that was never animated before and decided to take up the challenge. Well, I guess it’s better than Hoshi No Samidare. Yeah, that manga ended in 2010 and the anime adaptation came out 12 years later! Anyway… The thing is, when I checked where the anime ended, it was the penultimate volume in the manga. This means 1 more volume left to go. Oh my. So are they going to give everyone some anxiety jitters if the final adaptation will be a single cour or OVA format? Or will it ever come?! Yeah, what a way to end the anime like that. My guess it is to get people hyped up to look forward for the ending and those who are impatient and want to know what happened will rush to find the manga. Great advertising tactic in this context. Me? Oh you know me. I’m willing to wait till kingdom come… In hindsight, maybe where the anime ended is for the best. Because it shows they’re not rushing things.

For our titular character Helck, obviously there is more than meets the eye to this guy. Always smiling and always strong that it puts him on par with all those overpowered characters of the isekai genre! We have a better understanding after watching his flashback and it shows that no matter how strong Helck has been portrayed, he is still flawed in so many ways especially the deep darkness that lurks inside his heart. So it’s like this happy persona is like a seal to prevent himself from losing his mind? Perhaps. He is so strong that he can do anything he wants and nobody could best him, making his actions look comical and perhaps trying to let our guard down and make us think he is a comical buffoon. In a way, yes and no. Helck is just being Helck. Initially just a simple man with simple needs, he got dragged into this complicated mess just because some humans are dicks. In some ways I can resonate and support his kill-all-humans motto! The only trivial thing bugging me is how they named him so. Is a combination of hell and heck? The creator got stumped in naming him so what the hell or what the heck… Yeah, just combined both! Just kidding…

Then there is Helck’s travelling companion, Vermilio. She started out as one who is very sceptical of Helck. Because of that, there is this weird dynamism between them. Helck does something incredulous and this makes Vermilio go into some comeback mode. I swear if this was another parallel world, the duo would’ve made it big as a manzai comedian. I mentioned about their road trip and journey home. While it may look like random fillers, I suppose travelling together helps Vermilio understand Helck better. And then after he tells his full story, we can see the obvious changes in her and one who is now fully behind Helck’s back. The thing that she is questioning now is the trust in her own self. After all that they have been through and seen, if all that does not change Vermilio, she wouldn’t be worthy of the Demon Lord title. But sorry, no Helck x Vermilio romance of any sort! Yeah, Edil x Hyura romance seems more plausible! Now that she has got her confident back, nothing else will stop her from achieving her goal. Not even Helck. The irony that a demon is the one who gave the hopeful idea of saving humans.

I thought Piwi would be the trump card AKA plot convenience in the end or something but I guess I was wrong. At least as far as this adapted anime is concern. I thought this little green bird is going to be more than just a cute annoying kiwi as well as the series’ pet mascot. Oh you know, Piwi could be the secret weapon that could save all humans! Remember how his singing calmed and saved a soul? Yeah. That. However nothing came of it in the end and hence Piwi is just a green annoying thingy that is seemingly having fun at his own pace but I can’t bring myself to hate it because it’s just too cute! GRRR!!! And here I thought Piwi could be revealed to be Vermilio’s long lost sister or something! What the heck?! Piwi isn’t the biggest mystery because I still keep thinking the bigger mystery is that witch. I still believe she is related to Vermilio. Otherwise, how does she know so much? Having such questions unanswered as the series ends is definitely disappointing.

As for the other characters, it feels like they are barely there. Especially the demons who are generally the nicest race ever at least in this anime. Yeah, makes you wonder if they messed up the naming terminology here because humans are the real demons while the demons are more humans in nature. Anyway, from the usual pack I surmise, Azudra looks like your goofy idiotic level that is perhaps on par like Helck. Of course as we have seen, this guy is also as powerful and perhaps he is only playing the joker to hide his strength. After all, we see him being like a simp for Vermilio and no matter how true that is, it doesn’t hide the fact that he is a powerful and good demon guy. Or maybe he is also straight up an idiot. Who says you can’t be both respectable and an idiot at the same time? The rest aren’t so significant like Hon just playing the assistant role, Asta stuck in her spying mission, Ista existing only as a communication tool for Asta, Kenros a very laidback and fun guy, Dorshe the gentle giant and Hyura probably the only very serious one among this pack but don’t let her scary looks fool you. She is still as caring as her fellow demons.

Now onto the humans’ side, it is strange that all humans have this hidden ability to awaken. It’s like they’re some sort of special race. At least as far as this anime is concerned. I have my suspicions that the king is dead because he just doesn’t move. I mean, anybody can play ventriloquist and make him speak, right? My suspicions would be on Mikaros who is the most dangerous human individual ever. He is quite a formidable enemy and it will take him a lot more than Helck’s superhuman strength to bring him down. Ah yes, I’m going to speculate to power of friendship and bonds playing a major role in taking this bastard down. Why else would we have seen Helck’s road trip across the land for?

Of course not all humans are bad especially Helck’s former friends like Alicia, Edil and Zeruzeon but they are now consumed by the spell. But just like all humans have, there is hope to save them in the end rather than kill of them. I feel the latter would be more feasible and save a lot of trouble but I guess we don’t want to paint ourselves as a dick in the end. Wouldn’t we all love to see Helck and Alicia’s greatest reunion and hug with tears streaming down their cheeks! Better share such happiness with us viewers than despair! This means double happiness when they save Cless too. I am not sure about Rafaed if he is friend or foe. In this context he looks like the latter. He is pretty cool and reasonable and could it be that he is fighting on the wrong team? I don’t know, but sheltering Shalamy shows that he knows this whole thing is bad. Speaking of her, she really stayed in there for years without really suspecting or trying to find out what the f*ck is happening? I thought she was smarter than that. Maybe by staying in her safe zone, it saved her from the inconvenience of the awakening.

The action scenes are rather okay. Personally, nothing mind blowing because of the fact that Helck is just overly powerful and heals in a jiffy, there was nothing that put me at the edge of my seat when I see him in battle. He was no danger in dying and perhaps it is the grim reaper who is afraid of him! Hell yeah. Of course Helck’s strength in battle as far as I can see is played mostly for laughs. Because he is so overly strong and destroys the opponent so quick, it just dumfounds Vermilio. Even her powerful flames need some time. So yeah, I’m not sure if Helck’s strength is on par with Saitama of One Punch Man fame but I really do want to know who will walk away the winner if both clashes!

Art and animation are standard with cute girls and cute guys as design. Of course some demons look as funny as f*ck especially those on the road trip. Vermilio could’ve looked cuter if she smiles rather than carrying that frown. On second thought, I imagine she might look creepy so scrape that thought. Of course Piwi takes the cake as looking the strangest and cutest both at the same time. Yes, quote little round thingy but the more I look at him, the more unsettling I feel. Especially those dead fish eyes… Some scenes are dark but that is to be expected since the demon realm is not really a nice place to live in (apart from its nice inhabitants). Though if there is one thing that needs more animation, it is the action scenes because some of them certainly look stiff. Sure, Helck’s strength might end it soon but this is no excuse for the stiffness. This anime is done by Satelight who did Fairy Tail, AKB0048, Log Horizon, Senki Zesshou Symphogear and Guin Saga.

Voice acting, Mikako Komatsu as Vermilio sounds like she is always on standby mode to do a comeback if Helck does something silly. Yeah, that is how she sounds for the most part. The only ones I recognized are Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as Azudra, Akira Ishida as Hon and Tomokazu Sugita as the human king. Other casts are Katsuyuki Konishi as Helck (Tengen in Kimetsu No Yaiba), Shiori Izawa is Piwi (Pino in Edens Zero), Daisuke Hirakawa as Mikaros (Makoto in School Days), Atsushi Miyauchi as Rafaed (Niji in One Piece), Hiroki Nanami as Edil (Ayame in Gibiate), Rena Maeda as Hyura (Nike in Soredemo Sekai Wa Utsukushii), Hiroyuki Yoshino as Kenros (Mic in Boku No Hero Academia), Reina Kondo as Alicia (Nagomi in Akiba Maid Sensou), Shuuta Morishima as Zeruzeon (Kobayashi in Tantei Opera Milky Holmes), Yumiri Hanamori as Shalamy (Nadeshiko in Yuru Camp), Shiki Aoi as Asta (Homura in Edens Zero), Haruka Shiraishi as Ista (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy) and Motoharu Ono as Cless.

Unfortunately all the songs didn’t resonate with me. It’s My Soul by Hiroki Nanami as the first opening theme sounds like a generic rock beat. But not as weird as the second opening theme, Help by Aimi. Although still another rock outfit, I find that the opening stretch of this song reminds me of the theme song of Inspector Gadget! Say it isn’t so! The first ending theme, Statice by Saji is more of a slow rock while the second ending theme, Hikari by Kanoe Rana is more of a slow ballad.

Overall, this series is just passable. What started as a story to kill all humans became a long and drag out affair of having a road trip, flashback and a not so final battle that ended in a cliff-hanger. Could’ve been better if they added a few more episodes to end it but that depends on the outcome and direction of that. Too bad no matter how awakened the humans get, they can’t save this series altogether. Hey, better awakened than woke! Now I can somewhat relate to Helck’s eternal smile even when the going gets bad. After years of seeing such animes, I have learnt to put it all up with a smile and just shake my head hoping the next time would be better while the deep darkness inside my heart screaming that it should have been better! Still waters run deep indeed >:-).

Somebody picks up an abandoned child in the woods, raised the child as one’s own until she grows up to be a really fine and great person. Sorry if you think this is Dekoboko Majo No Oyako Jijo and while basically having that same basic premise, Boukensha Ni Naritai To Miyako Ni Deteitta Musume Ga S-Rank Ni Natteta is not some outright slapstick comedy. Instead of staying in the boondocks and waste away, he sends his daughter to the capital to train and become a top adventurer. In a short span of 5 years, she has become a distinguished S-Rank adventurer and at this point all she yearns for is to return home to see the father she loves. Mind you, she has never been home once ever since she left. Homecoming is going to be awesome unless…

Episode 1
Belgrieve picked up an abandoned baby in the forest and raised her as his own. 12 years later, daddy loves his daughter and so does our little girl. But soon, wanting to follow his footsteps of being an adventure, Angeline would soon leave her sleepy village of Turnera to train to become one. Many years passed and now she is an S-Rank adventurer. She can’t wait to return home to see her beloved daddy and has already requested some time off. Even Belgrieve has received her letter and is looking forward to her return. But as she packs her bags, what is the guild master, Lionel doing here? It seems there is some demon outbreak in some country and her assistance is very much needed. Angeline actually wanted to screw that just to go home but I guess she can’t risk having a country destroyed. And so you damned insects bear the brunt of her anger! She missed her vacation home for this! Poor Belgrieve thought her daughter is back but it is just a letter to explain it is delayed. So on the way back, Angeline stumbles into a group of bandits attacking a poor girl. This going to delay her trip if she gets involved, right? Yes it does. After handing their asses to them, Seren Bordeaux is grateful for her help. Turns out she is some high ranking noble’s daughter. She was on some inspection duty but heard her father had fallen ill and rushed back but got ambushed. Oh, that’s the buzzword. Angeline will not leave this poor lady to her fate of not reuniting with her father! She’s going to send her home! Meanwhile Belgrieve accompanies the local kids to the mountains. He protects them from monsters but it is clear that his age has caught up to him. More monsters die at the hands of Angeline taking out her frustrations. Sure, Seren made it to her father but at the expense of her own. Only way is for her friends to treat her to food. As they are orphans, they have more of a motherly figure than a father. Angeline then tells them about her own origins. Then she writes another letter to dad, this time describing her friends, Anessa and Miriam. She hopes to see him soon and prefers via face to face than letters.

Episode 2
Sasha Bordeaux is here to see Belgrieve to thank him for his daughter who not only helped saved her younger sister from bandits but even escorted home to see her father before he passes on. Angeline refused any reward and even told them to give it to her father. And so Sasha is here to reward 100 gold coins. Imagine Belgrieve can live off a coin for a year… He agrees to hold onto this reward for Angeline until she gets back. Sasha wants to spar with him as she heard of his many heroics. Of course she loses but is impressed. She keeps forming all those heroic deeds he has done and doesn’t give him an inch to even correct them all. In the end, she wants to be his disciple? Oh well… Meanwhile Angeline is glad there are no great jobs for her but she still can’t take a whole month off! As she sulks while on standby, her friends talk about the legend of a great wizard known as Solomon. His thirst for magic led him to go crazy and his magic went berserk, summoning 72 demons before disappearing. The demons ravaged the land until the hero came to save the day. Nobody knows if that legend is true but there are rumours of a shady group trying to revive the Demon Lord. The friends are glad to know Angeline can easily defeat one. Oh, there’s a call for her for a tough job. Grrr… Helvetica Bordeaux, the oldest daughter has now become the countess to replace her father. What business does she have with Belgrieve? She wants him to serve her family because of his strength. He turns her down but she remains stubborn. She then orders her men to forcefully take him! Is she turning into a villain? But Belgrieve’s scary aura is enough to make the soldiers scared and not want to fight. Now that it has come to this, Helvetica tries to seduce and marry him! This farce is stopped with Seren admonishing her dumb sister. Since it is already late, Belgrieve invites them to stay and to also celebrate their own autumn festival. Angeline realizes she could just ask her father to come join her adventuring since there is short of adventurers lately. Why didn’t she think of this sooner? However she realizes dad may not want to leave his peaceful Turnera. Then she gets news of Helvetica’s wiles. Obviously not impressed but she is awed at how dad handled everything perfectly. That’s her dad.

Episode 3
Angeline is glad to be reunited with retired S-Rank dudes, Cheborg and Dortos. It seems both have been called out of retirement due to the increase threat in monsters. But as Lionel has investigated and put it, it isn’t just a normal threat. He believes the cause of this is because of the resurrection of the Demon Lord. This is why he has gathered a lot of high ranking adventurers to help out. With the help of another retired S-Rank adventurer, Maria, she sniffs out a hidden barrier that is hiding the core of this evil. But first everyone has to fight through monsters and the intense magic of this place has warped some of them to combine and be a hideous motherf*cker. Angeline and Dortos head deeper into the cave where the core is located. Angeline is stumped at first as this creepy apparition is looking lost and trying to find its master. Could have been killed had Dortos not saved her from its bloodthirsty sneaky attack. Although their weapons cannot cut through it, Angeline’s will of wanting to return to her father so bad that her sword manages to do that. Just paid the price of getting a little injured on the shoulders, that’s all. Angeline is hailed as a hero back at the guild. The old farts heard about her case of not getting the day off to return to see her father. Many would’ve left the guild but why did she stay on? She realized she can’t be selfish to go back to her father when the town is in danger. Her dad wouldn’t like it if she abandoned it just to go see him. Wow. How magnanimous. Makes us feel how small a man we are, huh? Yeah, it gives her more reason to brag about her dad. Meanwhile the master of that apparition collects it back. Despite underestimating the guild and wary of Angeline, things are still going as planned. Finally Angeline gets her much needed break to return to her father. At first she is worried and filled with anxiety and questions about him and the current state. But all that is blown away she soon spots him. Can’t miss the only red haired guy in town. She runs faster than her carriage to go see him. Welcome home.

Episode 4
Prepare for all the coddling and spoiling as Angeline can’t help revert herself to a child-like state. Belgrieve talks to her friends and he is grateful they are so. They tell him on their way here, they met Sasha and Angeline almost got the wrong idea that she was the one who flirted with him. Luckily nothing untoward happened and she soon changed her tone when Sasha started praising him. Belgrieve then learns Angeline has been spreading the Red Ogre label all around just to show how strong he is. Then he duels her and he easily defeats her! She throws a tantrum that will only go away if daddy gives her a hug. He hopes she could stop spread such rumours about him and although she agrees, she gets the wrong idea he wants to be the mysterious type. More reminiscing of the past and having a good time. Anessa and Miriam try to have Belgrieve spoil them just to annoy Angeline and it works like a charm. Nobody will flirt with daddy except her! Those who do must duel her! Angeline continues to lose to daddy in mock duels. He worries at this rate she can’t fight higher ranked beasts. Well, she believes the Demon Lord is not as strong as him! He learns she has fought one as she describes the shadow figure. This further worries Belgrieve because if she continues to fight this way, she will lose her life. Hence he throws down the ultimatum that if she wants to continue adventuring, she must beat him. Worse, failure to do so he will disown her! OMG. Can Angeline’s heart take this? She’s now throwing more tantrums but is forced to be on her guard when daddy attacks. However she makes a surprise move to hug him since she doesn’t like all this. Being caught off guard, he realizes his loss. Give an inch, want a mile. Because now Angeline won’t forgive him for that disowning statement unless he hugs her. Okay. Belgrieve realizes his own fault for not realizing she has grown. The friends truly believe he lives up to the Red Ogre nickname.

Episode 5
Cheborg and Lionel see a young couple of the Solomon faith, Ilya Charlotte and Byaku trying to sell people some charms. Looks like some religious scam so as the guards try to stop them, Charlotte uses magic to choke them. Cheborg and Lionel intervene but Byaku keeps them at bay. The gig is up so the scammers flee. As the festival is underway, Angeline is still sticking to Belgrieve. Koala Angeline?! With Belgrieve receiving a task at Bordeaux, Angeline is over the moon that he is going to travel with them back to Orphen. They pack their bags and leave the next morning. As they arrive and patron a bar, Belgrieve notices Charlotte and Byaku in the next table arguing. Not wanting trouble, Byaku shuts the loli up and leave. Soon, Sasha comes barging in to bring them back to her place. Belgrieve goes to see Helvetica and you bet Angeline wants to come. Just in case. As expected, Helvetica still hasn’t given up on him and Angeline is not going to accept this woman who wanted to be her mother! She will not forgive her for trying to steal daddy while she is away! Belgrieve assures her that he doesn’t intend to have any relationship with Helvetica. That’s the obvious rejection sign. Back to business, it seems in a nearby town of Hazel, Count Malta who rules it is objecting to send labourers to other towns. Thing is, the road project there is 90% completed so logically some labourers are to be designated for other projects. They believe he is purposely doing this as he is a fallen noble. Because now that their father is gone, some nobles are unhappy with Helvetica as the heir and are trying to stage a comeback and Malta is trying to egg them on. Though, there is no proof. Next day, Belgrieve trains alone but under the watchful eye of Ashcroft who is Helvetica’s retainer and distrusts him. When Sasha wants to train under him, Ashcroft warns her that he isn’t a good swordsman she think he is. He must’ve cheated when he beat her. Sasha takes that as an insult and wants Belgrieve to teach him a lesson. Ashcroft will be more than happy to take him on. Meanwhile Malta talks to Byaku about their plans. However Byaku is not impressed he is heading into Bordeaux soon. He wants him to delay. Malta will not wait any longer and will take back all the wealth and power he thinks he is entitled to unlike those Bordeaux girls who frolicked themselves with commoners. Tonight we act!

Episode 6
Belgrieve accidentally slips and defeats Ashcroft. The latter cries foul but is told off for being a sore loser. Now it’s Angeline’s turn to fight him and she went all out against him. Because of that, he got a little injured so Belgrieve has to tell off his daughter for going too far and apologize. In turn, Ashcroft apologizes for his insolence. We see a flashback on Charlotte. A happy young girl whose family worship the religion of Vienna. Until one day the people revolted and her parents perished just to let her escape. So much about that faith. People just got too greedy. Reduced to being a begging vagabond, Charlotte is then approached by some Solomon faith guy and given this ring. Now she uses this ring to unleash undead monsters onto Bordeaux. Belgrieve and Angeline go see Bordeaux’s guild master, Elmore. However they receive news that the undead monsters are attacking. The adventurers go into high gear to protect the people and do some warm up of cutting down the undead. Ashcroft rues his injuries as he cannot protect Helvetica at full strength. He might die doing so but thankfully Belgrieve and Elmore are here to help him. Angeline and the rest fight the undead all over town. She stumbles into some darkwalker and when she tries to cut it down, she gets engulfed in it. She starts to experience some creepy visions and a voice telling her she is the same. She starts to weaken but luckily the rest pull her out. It is then Charlotte arrives and uses her light magic destroy all the monsters. Conveniently Malta is also here, claiming he received the news and came with his army to protect. Angeline calls him trash since he arrived at the wrong time. Seeing his disappointed looks that Helvetica didn’t die in the attack, they have no proof of his scheming but will stay on guard since he agrees to station his troops here tonight to help protect the town. Angeline may be injured and weakened but nothing like daddy’s carrying to help heal her. Though, that darkness still bugs her.

Episode 7
Malta is not happy that Helvetica still lives and blames them. Though, Byaku already warned him. Malta threatens Charlotte to make her next move. She agrees to it seeing she can’t stand those people living happily while she has suffered. Ashcroft gives Belgrieve and Angeline some elven remedy. You bet they’ll heal up in no time. Helvetica sends Sasha to deal with Malta as he knows that fatty is scheming something. Along the way, she stumbles into Charlotte and Byaku. Byaku realizes Sasha already suspects them so he attacks her. She is not good enough to beat him but thanks to Elmore and Ashcroft coming to aid her. Still, his magic is just out of this world. Well, who else can beat him? Yeah, Angeline is itching for a fight. She now feels lighter and faster. This fight enables Charlotte to sneak away. When Angeline has Byaku cornered, he won’t give in and turns into a monster. But this effect only lasts for a while before he disappears. As the undead now swarms the mansion, Belgrieve and the rest fight the monsters and protect the rest. Belgrieve then fights the monster in which the perpetrator is Charlotte. She is upset that people always gets in her way. Mad loli fights back but her magic backfires and tries to swallow her. Belgrieve saves her from certain death and now she reverts to being a scared emotional loli. Knowing they have failed, Byaku takes Charlotte and leave. Helvetica is forced to face her father as an undead but she puts the past behind her and cuts him down. Malta gets impatient and goes to check things out. He is brought to where Helvetica is. Long story short, she is going to kill him to end all the misery. Her naivety led to all this and all his shrewdness that steeled her resolve to put an end to this mockery. Hey, the people will find out sooner or later. She has her men dump his body on the roadside and claim he died during patrol. OMG! Helvetica so badass!!! In the aftermath, Belgrieve won’t be returning with Angeline to Orphen. Because by doing so, she won’t return to Turnera. He’ll always keep it safe so she can return anytime. Angeline agrees with that and will work hard to look forward to come home. Before he departs, Helvetica gives him a peck. Boy, Angeline sure handled that slightly better than I thought!

Episode 8
Duncan the wandering adventurer is now settling down nicely in Turnera. Taking care of kids with Belgrieve and teaching young adventurers how to fight monsters. Soon an elf named Graham stumbles into the place. He is looking for one of the elven king’s daughters, Marguerite who wandered off on her own. You see, with monsters getting active lately and running rampant across the land. She has left to vanquish them. He talks about elves having mana in which they imbue in their weapons. Although she is quite talented, recently it has backfired on her. So she left her home and thinks she could defeat the monsters. But those especially Demon Lords are immortal. He is unsure if they are the reasons monsters are rising up. Belgrieve and Duncan agree to help him find Marguerite. Meanwhile Angeline is now suffering from not-enough-daddy-time syndrome. Her pals think she should get a boyfriend to distract herself. Absolutely not! They even suggest Belgrieve getting married so he won’t be lonely. Surprisingly, Angeline is receptive of the idea. She gets hyped up to find a suitable motherly candidate. First up is the guild’s receptionist, Yuri. Yes, Angeline went up to ask her straight to marry her dad. This shocks Yuri. Lionel supports that idea if he brings him to Orphen. Instantly Yuri beats him up. So uhm, if Yuri is your mom, will you get that same treatment? So she’s out. Next is Rosetta from the orphanage. Obviously she gets embarrassed when asked that. Soon Belgrieve stumbles into Marguerite. She gets mad when he knows about her status. Since her stomach is growling, he invites her back to his home for lunch. Wow, how many bowls has she devoured? Learning that Graham is here, she soon takes her leave. Graham manages to catch her in time but she seems eager to prove herself and makes her way. Oh, did we mention that Marguerite is Graham’s grand uncle? King Oberon is his nephew. Confused? Ange is disappointed nobody sees how good her dad is. Her friends suggest to bring him to Orphen and maybe he can find one suitable. Great idea. On her way back, Angeline sees Charlotte and Byaku sneaking around so she confronts them.

Episode 9
Apparently Charlotte and Byaku were trying to return the money they swindled. Of course some didn’t take it lightly and beat them up. Their plan after returning the money would be to settle things with Bordeaux. Suddenly zombie soldiers from the Inquisition are here to kill them. The only way is to kill them and with Angeline around, no sweat. Angeline brings them home as Charlotte explains the Inquisition is a secret organization of the Lucrecia faith to deal with heretics. Her father was a bishop and got involved in a power struggle and got killed. Because Charlotte wanted revenge, she was able to do all the heinous stuffs that she now regrets. Although it was Malta who ordered most of the evil stuffs, she is remorseful over her sins. Angeline may not have forgiven them but she can’t let them be. Meanwhile Marguerite is trying to fight off this Demon Lord. OMFG, this little kid is a Demon Lord?! I THOUGHT IT WAS MINI ANGELINE???!!! She is forced to back down when he is too powerful. Belgrieve deduces this kid is only trying to protect himself and nothing more. Hence they are able to retreat peacefully. More Graham-Marguerite spat back home and the hot headed girl once more leaves. Belgrieve will deal with the situation since he too has a daughter. He talks to Marguerite of his own daughter and in the end, both the elves apologize and reconcile. Wow, Belgrieve can work as a peace negotiator! Next day, Angeline brings the duo to the guild and tells what is happening. They believe staying with Angeline will be their safest bet. Marguerite and co go check out the Demon Lord again since the mana of the forest has started to change. They see the kid sick and soon after, a monster pops up. It seems this monster is absorbing the kid’s mana. They manage to take the kid and run outside before Graham deals with it. Since the kid isn’t dangerous, Belgrieve thinks of raising him for now. Oh, what will Angeline have to say about that?

Episode 10
Wow. Angeline and Charlotte are like sisters now? They’re having so much fun! In town, Angeline takes them to see Maria in hopes she can teach and improve their magic. Shortly, a few guys confront them because they still have issues with the swindlers despite their money has been returned. Not even Angeline can convince them to back down. Only Rosetta’s involvement did the trick because nobody wants to get entangled with the Vienna faith. However this makes Charlotte mad because that faith killed her parents. Rosetta tries to be nice but Charlotte obviously cannot accept it all. She tries to run away but bumps into a guard who wants to kill her! Rosetta uses her body to protect Charlotte and gets a nasty gash. Then they realize other guards are acting in a similar way and have been brainwashed. Angeline doesn’t want them killed and as everyone tries to fight back, she goes to smoke out the ones behind this. Uhm, it seems so unrealistic the way Angeline takes down those spell casters on the rooftop. With this threat over, the mastermind realizes those spell casters are too weak to test Angeline and will send a tougher one. With Angeline feeling a bit down that she failed to protect everyone, Byaku lectures her that she is all the same. Trying to shoulder everything herself and play the tragic heroine. This makes her much worse than before. Suddenly a creepy shadow monster shows up and threatens to kill the citizens. Angeline goes to fight it but with her muddled heart, she gets owned. She keeps telling Byaku not to fight since she will protect him but he doesn’t buy it and continues to fight and assist her. Yeah, Angeline not herself today. Finally after remembering words from daddy, she gets her groove back and easily destroys the monster. The mastermind is satisfied but before he could do anything else, Maria intercepts him. A short magic battle before he flees. Rosetta is in stable condition and an emotional Charlotte apologizes and thanks her for saving her life. Meanwhile back at Belgrieve’s side, Mit (the kid) is now making himself at home. The rest asks if Belgrieve has ever thought of marrying or had someone he loves. They think he does seeing he gives off a smile. But he is just reminiscing his old pals and wonders what they are doing now.

Episode 11
Byaku gets his Spartan training from Maria. Angeline is happy that she can go back to Turnera again soon. By bringing Charlotte and Byaku along with her, this is part of her plan to spend more time with daddy there. Back to Belgrieve’s lovely home, Marguerite mentions she wants to continue her adventuring and this also prompts Duncan to do the same. Going to be lonely here. You know something is wrong when Angeline is mad. She lashes out at Lionel about this letter from Grand Duke Estogal who requests her presence as he wants to reward her for defeating the Demon Lord. That was like a year ago! As you can see, this means she can’t go back to Turnera and heading to a faraway place like Estogal takes 2 weeks. Even Cheborg and Dortos have instructions to escort her there. However they will agree with Angeline if she doesn’t want to go. Yeah, you think a noble and his army can best S-Rank dudes like them? Of course this won’t do for Lionel since his reputation on the line. And by turning down this invitation, do they intend to start war?! But surprisingly, Angeline will go since dad would get angry at her. Oh my, Angeline has matured. Angeline confides with her pals about this. Miriam has the cheek to suggest as Angeline goes to Estogal, the rest will take Charlotte and Byaku back to Turnera. OMG, Angeline crying!!! Don’t go back there without her! Quick apologize!!! As promised, they will stay here and not sneak off to Turnera when she is away. Graham knows Belgrieve is troubled and hears his troubles. Basically he recently has an old dream and from what I see, the past catching up to him. Graham understands this means he needs to go on a journey to settle it but in a dilemma can’t leave Turnera. Graham offers to stay and protect this place on his behalf to repay his debts. After all, he was only following Marguerite out of concern and now he is assured she can take care of herself. A short flashback of a young Belgrieve during his adventuring days. Some parties viewed him as a hindrance. But there are those who viewed him as an asset. However Belgrieve left so as not to cause them more trouble. One of those comrades, Kasim is now languishing in prison, lamenting the things they should have done for Belgrieve. A princess often visits him so as to hear his stories. As long as she brings a bottle of alcohol.

Episode 12
Angeline will not be heading alone as Gilmena will accompany her. Upon arriving, Angeline is trying to hold in and not be rude to one of Estogal’s sons, Villard. Yeah, anyone would like to punch this arrogant guy in the face! Villard seems to be doing this because he doesn’t want his brothers to get ahead of him and get some praise from father. Angeline can’t believe the ceremony is taking place in 3 days. More time to waste. After she retreats to her room, now the princess, Liselotte barges in and wants to hear adventurer stories. After hearing them, she brings him down to the dungeons to meet fellow adventurer Kasim. We learn he was put in here for trying to dine and dash. Angeline feels he has potential and is wasted languishing here. However he claims he has nothing to do outside and prefers to stay here. Kasim advises her to take good care of her friends. Meanwhile Belgrieve and Marguerite arrive in Orphen. Everyone amazed to see Angeline’s dad for the first time especially Lionel feeling apologetic he couldn’t do much. But sorry, Angeline is away being honoured and Belgrieve couldn’t be happier they did the right thing. Belgrieve introduces them to Marguerite and she is here to register herself as an adventurer. Belgrieve also learns Charlotte is fine. Loli hugs him. Do you want to adopt her?! Anyway, Belgrieve hears rumours about him finding a wife so Angeline’s friends are reluctant to say and perhaps he could ask her himself. Belgrieve is also here to look for his old comrades: Percival the swordsman, Kasim the mage and Satie the elf. Lionel knows those big adventurer names but unfortunately, they have left Orphen a very long time ago and their whereabouts unknown. When they left, all were operating individually. Cheborg and Dortos enter because they want to challenge Belgrieve to a duel. First they hold a mock in which Belgrieve loses. Yeah, so much awesome power in this trial, imagine tomorrow’s real battle. Angeline gets dolled up in a dress. Well, she keeps tripping. She bumps into Fernand, another of Estogal’s sons. He is quite the charming playboy as he shows her around as they meet another of the brothers, Francois. Yeah, this military guy is so sceptical of everything.

Episode 13
Before Angeline attends the ceremony, she goes to see Kasim but he isn’t in his cell. At the ceremony, a guy asks her hand to dance and of course she refuses. Yeah, she didn’t know this guy is the crown prince, Benjamin! Like she cares! As the ceremony starts, Francois interrupts and doubts her abilities. Did she really slay the Demon Lord? He wants to test her and she will fight against Kasim. To prove Kasim is that legendary mage, he demonstrates his power. Angeline is given a sword but she throws it down and tells off her skills are not for entertainment but to protect the weak. She mocks the nobles for having no dignity. Estogal praises Angeline for her dignity and apologizes for his son’s rudeness. He bestows her the award. Later, Francois rues this embarrassment because it was his plan to pull a coup d’etat during that confusion. And it seems Benjamin is also in on this. He suggests to take care of Angeline. As Angeline prepares to leave, Francois confronts her again. Rather, he tells Kasim to kill her. Although both Angeline and Kasim don’t want to fight, the latter is just doing it because he has lost hope in living and doesn’t mind dying despite being a coward. He fires all he got at her as he thinks this is his way for atoning his sins. He adds he was once strong like her and believing he could do anything. But he his eyes opened when he couldn’t help his friend who was hurt. He tried to be stronger to find the answer but failed. In the end, he stopped caring.

When Francois threatens her father, she notes he can’t beat him. It’s Belgrieve we’re talking about. That name has Kasim stop dead in his tracks. He is shocked to know Angeline is her (adopted) daughter. He wants to know more about him and in turn he’ll tell about his past. Angeline agrees. To stop Francois from interrupting, he blasts him away! Benjamin is disappointed he couldn’t gauge Angeline’s skill. It seems he is also in cohorts with that mastermind, Schwartz and they need to find a key to determine her success. Angeline returns to Orphen and is surprised her dad is here. Yeah, she brought a surprise too: Kasim! This guy is hiding and too afraid to face his friend? As they drink, Kasim explains after Belgrieve left, all stopped smiling and left. The irony they wanted to help him but ended up hating each other. Belgrieve reveals he was jealous of them since they were so talented and couldn’t acknowledge himself. Even if the rest didn’t think like that, but because of the incident of losing his leg that led him to meet Angeline, he was able to move forward. Another irony that this caused his friends to be stuck in the past. Both friends reconcile and soon Belgrieve confronts Angeline about finding him a wife! Oops! But he forgives her. Don’t do it again. Now everybody parties to celebrate this great reunion.

Always Forever Daddy’s Little Princess
Looks like for now, a happy ending for Angeline and Belgrieve. Whatever conspiracies and troubles that come after, we’ll cross the bridge when they get there. Yeah, it will be bad if something interrupts this holy and precious reunion and I bet Angeline will never let them go! This could be a sweet day for Belgrieve as not only his daughter has returned to him but an old friend too. I am guessing that slowly everyone else will return and before he knows it, Belgrieve will find his family and circle of friends has expended. All except maybe the person that is to be his wife! Maybe someday… One day…

Seriously, I thought the entire series was going to about Angeline and Belgrieve missing each other! Yes, I actually thought the season will play out like that! But come to think of it, that would be super boring and not even funny even if they showcase how father and daughter miss each other and some close ones. After all, the synopsis gave me the impression of it and hence my mind wandered to start thinking this was perhaps going to be the main flow and running joke of the series. Who’d knew that by the end of the third episode, beloved daughter and her adopted father would have already reunited. So I don’t know whether to feel relieved or disappointed because it is a good thing the series didn’t turn out like I expected because I’m sure going to talk crap about it! Including how this series should have just invented the handphone and internet so that father and daughter could keep in touch even if they’re on the other side of the world! Heh. Really. Oh man, now I can’t?! Oh well, one less thing to worry about.

So with Angeline and Belgrieve reunited for the first time in as many years, the rest of the story I feel it was just meandering around. I mean, I don’t really see where it is headed after that. A few mini plots in between but nothing really conclusive at least when the anime season ended. So it was somewhat a bit boring to me after that because there wasn’t really much. Like the case in Bordeaux was just pretty meh. Yeah, some evil fat noble wanted to get his dues but gets his just desserts instead. In fact, I was thinking to see Belgrieve and Angeline bonding even closer but they’re so strong and independent, it felt like their relationship has already hit its peak a long time ago. Sure, no signs of decline but I just don’t feel that they can progress any further than this. The only darkest aspect I find here is Helvetica killing off Malta. Pretty face with tainted hands now, eh? Damn, that was unexpected and so badass despite all that happened behind the scenes. But going to be a bit sceptical to wonder if she actually did that and was just a metaphor for something else.

The main focus are on Angeline and Belgrieve. At first Angeline is casted as a girl who is just obsessed about her dad. You can say nothing bad about him and only she is allowed to shower him with all the love and praises. Yeah, I figured at this rate she might become an annoying person. But after coming home and seeing her father a few times, I guess at that point she somewhat matures up. She no longer gets mad that easily to those who badmouth Belgrieve and instead of hogging all his love, feels it is better if others know how much great and even greater a man he is. I believe this is for the best. Because if there is one thing Angeline truly fears is daddy hating her! Now, don’t want to reach that stage, do we? And so what’s a little girl got to do and be obedient and listen to daddy’s girl. That’s my girl. And to note, it was helluva funny to see Angeline reunite with Belgrieve when she first came home to Turnera in 5 years. Because she was hugging and not letting him go like a koala, almost everywhere they go! OMG. Angeline like a koala bear? KoalAngeline… Sorry, bad pun. Clingy, isn’t she? But guaranteed, her love for daddy will never change.

As for Belgrieve, he remains the kind and humble man throughout his life. I believe I have never once see him get mad. I mean, the kind where he actually blows his top. Yeah, I think if he does so, he’ll be more than just a Red Ogre. He’ll be a Demon Lord! Seeing his gentle demeanour, it is hard not to not get angry with him. Is there a reason to? So humble this dude, he downplays his own skills and believes his own talents are nothing compared to others. I wonder if this is an extreme case of low self-esteem but I digress. I wonder if his kindness is a weakness because taking in orphaned children seems to be his thing. Angeline was first and now Mit, what are the chances for Charlotte? Seeing this loli is quite fond of him now, we’re just waiting for her to say it and make it official. Belgrieve, please make me your papa! I’m very interested to see Angeline’s reactions… Because by then she won’t be able to monopolize daddy’s attention. But then again, Belgrieve’s love is too big to be monopolized by one so spread the love around! Now, the next question is when he will take on a wife… And I wonder if Belgrieve will ever have empty nest syndrome. Sure, he thinks a lot of Angeline but he doesn’t look THAT worried. This guy is really easy going. I know Angeline would get papa withdrawal symptoms if she stayed on for another year!

As for the other characters, personally they just feel insignificant. Like Miriam and Anessa. It’s just to showcase that Angeline has her own set and friends so as not to make it feel that she has been isolated because of her strength and being lonely at the top. They do provide some support but nothing that I would say as significant. Then there is Lionel from the guild. This guy seems to always look like he is in a pinch and overworked. He has good intentions but the circumstances always doesn’t favour him and that’s why he has to seek Angeline’s help, making her mad she always has to cancel her homecoming plans. Cheborg and Dortos, need to show that old farts still have it. The thing that bugs me is I wonder if their names came about because the author likes Cheetos and Doritos. I don’t know! It feels so! The other female characters feel like Belgrieve’s potential future wives. From the Bordeaux sisters to Yuri and Rosetta, is there a woman good enough for him? Marguerite? I feel she is more like his student. Will she become his adopted daughter in the future?

For the art and animation, it seems like the whole thing just feels somewhat amateurish. I don’t know, look at the sketchy water colour-like backgrounds and sceneries as well as some of the character designs that are looking quite simple. In fact, Angeline looks quite plain! If anime guys have that plain look, Angeline is the female version of it! Heck, even Anessa and Miriam have more visual aesthetics than her! Oh, what’s this you say about her raven black hair? Yes, sure. But generally she looks as plain as f*ck. It doesn’t help when some characters especially the females have this roundish looks and it makes them look a bit cartoony. Of course, want to point out once again, Charlotte looks like a freaking discount of Ilya! And then there’s those dark shadowy monsters that I don’t know, do they look creepy or just because of poor design? Don’t know if that is better than copy and paste because I still think Mit looks like mini Angeline.

And I also noticed the CGI but that is mainly on horses. Once again, why do they have to give horses CGI treatment?! Do they have something against them?! While I am not saying that the horses in CGI effect look bad, it could’ve been better than this atrocity. It makes me wonder if they are recycling the same CGI assets because come to think of it, I think all the horses used in anime series for the past few seasons look pretty much the same! So are they really recycling the 3D textures and animation?! Can we just go back to the traditionally hand drawn 2D animation for horses? Or must they spend that puny budget allocated for 3D animation? This anime is done by Typhoon Graphics who did Kanojo Ga Koushaku-tei Ni Itta Riyuu and One Room. I can see why animation is a big problem…

Because of the animation, the fighting and action sequences just don’t feel satisfying. In fact, it just feels boring with the stiff animations. Like when monsters were rampaging throughout town and all the adventurers were fighting. I don’t know, it just felt mediocre. Not to mention the whole damn scene was just dark and you’d be straining your eyes to catch a glimpse of it all. Angeline swinging her sword that can almost cut through anything because well, she’s an S-Rank adventurer and the cream of the crop. (Almost) Nothing can stop her. Period. Even the spells that Charlotte and Byaku used to case felt more like light shows than anything. So while this series may not be intended for action, I thought they would’ve just at least animated it decently.

For the voice acting, while Saori Hayami as Angeline is identifiable in her trademark voice, however she sounds a bit different. I think she’s trying to fit into her Angeline character role. In a way, it comes out as somewhat rather strange. The others I recognized are Junichi Suwabe as Belgrieve, Houchu Ohtsuka as Graham, Tomokazu Sugita as Lionel, Koji Yusa as Francois and Hiro Shimono as Schwartz. Once again I missed Marina Inoue as Helvetica. The other casts are Kanon Takao as Charlotte (Latina in Uchi No Musume), Kazuki Ura as Byaku (Gorou in Kamierabi God.App), Maki Kawase as Anessa (Philomela in Mahou Tsukai No Yome), Rumi Okubo as Miriam (Chinatsu in YuruYuri), Ai Fairouz as Marguerite (Takechiyo in Hanyou No Yashahime), Kana Ichinose as Seren (Marlya in Fairy Gone), Saku Mizuno as Sasha (Ryou in Bocchi The Rock), Kikunosuke Toya as Ashcroft (Denji in Chainsaw Man), Taku Yashiro as Benjamin (Ryuuji in Darwin’s Game), Tetsu Inada as Cheborg (Gamagoori in Kill La Kill), Yousuke Akimoto as Dortos (Master in Uzaki-san Wa Asobitai), Hiroyuki Yoshino as Kasim (Mic in Boku No Hero Academia) and Ayasa Itou as Liselotte (Arisa in BanG Dream).

The opening theme, Sen by Yoshino Nanjou (voice of Rosetta) is a rock piece but mixed with some traditional medieval tune too. The fast pace of this rock music reminds me of Basilisk’s opener, Kouga Ninpouchou. Having very similar vibes there. As for the ending theme, Homeward Journey by Nagi Yanagi is also a rock pop outfit but more of a moderate pace. If you’re familiar with her brand of songs, you can feel right at home with this one.

Overall, this series is just okay in my books. It was supposed to showcase the relationship between father and daughter but I just don’t feel so while watching the season. Usagi Drop and Uchi No Musume seem to have better father-(adopted) daughter relationship than this but could it only be because the girl is a loli? Hmm… I don’t know if they are going to have another season because from what I discovered, the original light novel source already ended in 2021 although the alternative manga version is still currently ongoing. Some say the original source was way better (those who do always say that, don’t they?) and true the adapted anime version leaves a lot to be desired especially the darker aspects plotting in the background, time will only tell if this would get a sequel. But sorry, can’t give this series a lot of love or even half of it. Not my ‘daughter’ in the first place! XD.

Some guy wants to teach a pure and innocent girl naughty things. Holy cow! That enough to get your attention, right? But yeah, that is basically the premise of Konyaku Haki Sareta Reijou Wo Hirotta Ore Ga Ikenai Koto Wo Oshiekomu or basically Ikenaikyo if that name is pretty long and a mouthful for you weeaboos to remember and/or pronounce. You see, when an innocent young girl has been framed for a crime that she did not commit, so what is her saviour going to do about it? Well, one thing for sure, it is not to clear her name of the crime or exact revenge on her behalf. But to teach her naughty stuffs. NAUGHTY STUFFS! Like, uhm, WHAT THE HELL?! Sure, she has been deprived of a lot of things in life from the looks of it. But seriously, naughty stuffs he wants to corrupt her with?! Sorry folks, heads up that this is not hentai or even close to it. Don’t even have ecchi elements! Can you see where this romcom is heading to? Ah yes. Makes us feel ashamed that we are the totally corrupted ones indeed.

Episode 1
Soldiers are chasing after a hot chick deep into the woods. However they caution about rumours that in this area lies a terrifying Demon Lord. Charlotte Evans continues to run until she sees a mansion before her. However she trips and passes out. Next day, Allen Crawford finds her and picks her up. He believes she is running away from abduction because he can tell those knights nearby as they attack him. Of course he swiftly dodges. Despite realizing he is the Demon Lord, they tell him to hand over this criminal and they will spare his life. Obviously he won’t so they attack him again but his spell freezes them. His hypnosis has them reveal the beams before sending them off. Once they regain consciousness, they will have no recollections of what happened. Back home, Allen sees the newspaper. Definitely Charlotte fits the description of a wicked woman gone missing. When she comes to, he further talks about her status as the fiancée to the second prince of Neruz Kingdom. Charlotte is in disbelief that nobody believes her but Allen does. He can tell if a person is lying through their eyes. This brings Charlotte to tears since he is the first person who believes her. She further reveals she is from a noble family and has been betrothed to Prince Cecil for years. During a party, he called her out to announce that she is guilty of some treason and had her locked up. Allen deduces she was clearly frame. Either the prince doesn’t want to marry her anymore or there might be another woman. As Charlotte feels unwanted, Allen wants to hire her to do his house chores. He also mentions about his past where he was betrayed. He joined a group for adventure but after undoing a seal, they deserted him and stole the treasure. Charlotte’s pity proves she is a very pure and innocent girl. This is when Allen puts a death curse on himself that if she doesn’t help him, he will die in 3 minutes! Quick decide! And so that is how she was blackmailed to work for him.

Charlotte splendidly cleans his house and to Allen, this proves nobility is just her name and she is more of a servant of the house. He tells her to do what she likes since she is done. Well, she had nothing to do but count the grains on the wood! OMFG! She reached over 20 thousand???!!! This prompts Allen to ask if she has a hobby. Bridal class. Didn’t like it very much. Always get scolded. Any happy memories? Well, her little sister, Natalia gave her some fruit… And to think Allen’s fun days at magic school were to cause disturbances with his questions and explosive spells! Allen has decided he will give Charlotte a crash course in naughtiness! Yes, naughty things are fun. He buys lots of stuffs to begin her first lesson. Charlotte reminds him they shouldn’t do bad things but he assures, they won’t do anything illegal. Huh? So the stuffs he bought her for her first naughty lesson are sweets and cakes! This is going to be her dinner! Screw unhealthy diet! If she resists, he will put a death curse on himself again. As she takes her first bite, it brings her to tears. Nobody has been this kind to her! Is she entitled to be this happy? Oh dear Charlotte. You think this is happiness? This is only the beginning! Because Allen is going to let her experience a lot of happy things till she is the happiest person in the world till she is bored of it. And she doesn’t have to return the favour. Think of it as going along with this hobby of his. Charlotte will eat the sweets but wants him to eat with her too. Because it’s better to always eat with someone. Ah, the taste of naughtiness, oh sorry, happiness.

Episode 2
What else could be naughtier than sweets? Well, Allen’s ideas all sound rubbish. Back to the drawing board. He notices Charlotte continuing to clean happily. This means she does not even talk or view ill of those who framed her. If this happened to him, he will no doubt crush them all. This could mean she has very low self-esteem and deep down still fears them. Allen is shocked when Miacha Bastetos comes into contact with Charlotte. Miacha works for a delivery company and often delivers goods he buys. Miacha finds Charlotte familiar. Well, her face is all over the newspaper. Thankfully, she is dumb enough and whatever circumstances of customers is their business. Besides, Neruz is out of their service area. Anyway, Miacha is here to deliver the potion bottles since he sells them to make a living. We learn Allen lives by himself here since he hates crowds. Also, he has a scary face and that’s how he earned the nickname of Demon Lord. He recounts one night, naughty kids wanted to check out his mansion to see if the Demon Lord’s rumours were true. They got more than they bargained for when they trespassed on his land and saw his scary face. And that’s how the word spread about. Allen also has Charlotte order anything she likes. Otherwise he’ll order everything from the catalogue! That supposed to be evil? Miacha doesn’t want Allen to bully Charlotte so she hints of letting it out sometimes. If it was her, Miacha will throw her cat punches. But this gives Allen the next naughty hint. Oh dear, that scary face again…

Next time Miacha delivers his order, turns out to be a punching bag. So the ‘naughty’ thing he wants her to do is to let out her stress and punch it. He even puts Cecil’s face on it. However Charlotte’s reaction is still meek despite Allen telling her to let out all her anger. Thing is, she isn’t even angry. This stumps Allen because she has been treated like dirt and even thrown out from her home, how is she not angry? Well, Charlotte always remains thankful to her family for taking care of her no matter what. Allen realizes the scars in her heart is too deep. He isn’t patient enough to let time heal it. Even if she lashes out, she will continue to blame herself. Thus he wants her to punch him! Eh? What?! I hope he isn’t a masochist! Since she still won’t, he uses his magic to force he hand to punch his face! Great punch. He tells her he can abuse him all she likes and he will never abandon her. Uhm, that’s a sign of masochism… After all, she is free to do whatever she wants and he will be by her side. He uses magic to heal himself. There. Nothing to fear. But since he got hurt, she gets mad for him doing something reckless. Hey, she got mad! But she looks so cute! As she has him promise not to do such reckless things (her heart can’t take it), she promises to open up. It might take time but he’ll be there for her. Miacha has been watching this and gets the wrong idea that they’re into each other so she starts suggesting getting stuffs that a baby needs. This has both Allen and Charlotte stumped. They don’t understand?! Oh ho. I guess the Demon Lord isn’t that naughty after all!

Episode 3
Eruca finally finds Allen. She is his sister. More accurately, his stepsister. Allen’s real parents died a long time ago and the Crawfords took him in. As Eruca notices Charlotte, Allen reveals the truth about her (sorry, it’s not girlfriend!). She’ll find out sooner or later so might as well let her know. When Allen explains her circumstances and what they’ve done so far, Eruca isn’t pleased. After all, it looks like he has been forcing her to do naughty things against her will. He should’ve done things that girls would enjoy. Eruca’s initial mission was to bring him home but now she doesn’t want to do it anymore and wants to stay here and also teach Charlotte naughty stuffs. This leads to a competition to see who can teach her the naughtiest stuffs! WTF. In town, Allen uses her magic to disguise Charlotte. Just a change in hair colour? Though he prefers her original blonde and Eruca wonders if he is trying to score some points. First up, they take her to shop for clothes. As Charlotte tries out some clothes, Allen wants Eruca to do some spying on the current state of Neruz and how Charlotte is treated. However he will hold off info about Cecil because if he knows the truth, he won’t hold back and storm the damn kingdom. When Eruca helps Charlotte zip her back, she sees something awful. Then she shows it to Allen. Those hideous scars over her back. Enough to make you mad? He cannot believe the kind of hate directed towards her. Hence he has decided to change his mind. He is going to exterminate them. Who? Those bugs. Yeah. We all hate bugs, right? As they continue this ‘fight’ to buy her stuffs, Allen’s poor taste has him choose lame things. The siblings are about to fight so Charlotte stops them. Fighting is not naughty. It’s just bad. They promise not to do it again. As Allen buys Charlotte a hair accessory, some punks bump into her and blames her. This doesn’t sit well with Allen but remembering Charlotte’s words, he avoids any confrontation and apologizes. He even offers to pay. However they want Charlotte’s body. This is when he snaps and beats the sh*t out of them. Don’t you dare let your filthy hands on my pure Charlotte! As the crowd cheers on him, Allen then apologizes to Charlotte for breaking his promise. However she doesn’t hate him and knows he was protecting her. This brings a huge relief to him because he thought she would hate and leave him. Was this the change in him Eruca spoke of? Eruca watching this notes she has lost the competition. It isn’t over yet as those punks’ boss shows up for some payback.

Episode 4
Allen recognizes this guy as Megath. When Allen reveals who he is, suddenly Megath is overcome with fear as he prostrates himself and begs for mercy! As explained, his father is the chairman of the country’s largest magic academy. Allen became the youngest graduate at 12 and then became a teacher. It is from there he also earned the Demon Lord nickname. Megath has his goons know their place. While Allen is okay with that, he cannot forgive for causing trouble to someone. But he is stumped as he wonders about his relationship with Charlotte. What is Charlotte to him? A freeloader? A second sister? Aha. A woman who is important to him. Gee, that’s a weird way of saying girlfriend! Back home, it seems Allen is depressed. Not because of what he said. Apparently Charlotte has a wish to go to town again but alone. Although she retracted it, a confused Allen who didn’t want her to do that eventually allowed her. Hey, she is allowed to do whatever she wants, right? Of course Eruca and Miacha have a simple solution: Tail her in the shadows! Despite having a map, Charlotte gets lost. This fears the stalkers since she is entering a dangerous turf run by the gang Serpent Fang and their leader is Groh. Not wanting to ruin her first adventure, Allen has an idea. When Charlotte enters the turf, Groh and his men surround her. You think she is done for but suddenly they welcome her! Previously, Allen went ahead to beat up all those guys and warn them to treat Charlotte nice! Charlotte notices their injuries and even offers potions to heal them. The guys are so touched they even promise to mend their ways! As they ask her relationship with Allen, she thinks hard and views him as her master. Sounds naughty… She also notes he is a kind man. So kind he taught her a lot of naughty stuffs and they even do some all night long! Phrasing! She meant snacks and video games, RIGHT?! As Charlotte moves on, the stalkers notice she will be entering even more dangerous turfs. Well, you know what Allen is going to do. Yeah, beat the sh*t out of them all! Once the coast is clear, they stop spying and allow Charlotte to do whatever shopping. Later when they meet up, she brings the hair accessory owner along. She thanks Allen for beating up those gangs because they have been a nuisance. While Allen remains humble, she still appreciates his help. Charlotte has bought gifts for Eruca and Miacha. Why none for Allen? You breaking his heart. Actually, she doesn’t know what he wants despite he always cared for her. He has to point out that anything from her would’ve made him happy. Are you blaming her?! For now she can help fix his broken clothes and hopes he can tell her what he likes so she can get them next time.

Episode 5
Charlotte hints of wanting to take a trip. Though she notes spending time with him here she likes best. After all, doing naughty things once in a while is great and not every day. This has Allen thought that his goal in this naughtiness thingy is not to corrupt her but to let her experience the joy she never had. Are we disappointed?! Such great timing as Miacha is here to grant them tickets to a seaside resort. As they take a carriage there, we see Eruca and Miacha tailing from a distance. On pretence that Eruca will start her Neruz investigation, it was just a ploy because she was the one who got those tickets and these busybodies are going to witness how they’ll take their relationship to the next level! It seems there are places Charlotte wants to go as a child but she couldn’t say. Allen understands and will not pry further and will listen whenever she feels she wants to tell him. He will go wherever he wants. Upon arrival at the resort, the duo are shocked that they have this lover’s package. Obviously. No wonder the staff thinks they’re married. I think even the word couple is enough to make Charlotte go dizzy. They visit the open air bath as the staff takes Charlotte away to rent a swimsuit. Not as risqué but damn, Charlotte still looking sexy. They have fun throughout the day as the busybody continues to watch. At the end of the day, relaxing at the hotspring with a great view of the sunset. The naughty thing they do? Eat ice cream in a hotspring! With his magic to make ice cream not melt fast, this has other customers wanting to the same. With sales tripled, the staff is grateful and recommends a few sightseeing spots. One of them a hill where fenrir reside but since it is their breeding season, they aren’t around. Hence the zoo is suggested and it seems Charlotte shows interest. As they retire to their bedroom, obviously a single bed. The busybodies eavesdropping in the next room and hope something juicy will happen. But we all know better. They sleep on the same bed (hey, it’s big enough) and find it hard to fall asleep. Allen casts a sleeping spell on her. But when he realizes he is looking at her physical attributes and skin, he gets casts a wider sleeping spell on himself, effectively putting those busybodies to sleep too. Next morning, Charlotte wakes up and is happy she got to talk to her late mom in her dream. Allen is glad because he too was in that dream and promises to protect Charlotte.

Episode 6
Now we’re visiting the nearby zoo. Allen uses his magic to speak to some animals and bribes them to let Charlotte pet them. But that won’t be necessary as Charlotte is naturally attracting all of them! Man, she’s like a goddess! So much so the animals are scorning at Allen to stay away from their goddess! Later Allen talks to Charlotte about her hidden talents as a magical creature tamer. While Allen can only do so on lower ranked animals, really talented ones can tame creatures like fenrir. Soon a staff seeks help from them as she believes they are tamers. The zoo’s director is glad to see them and knows the Crawfords. He shows them a wounded fenrir cub they’ve captured. It is angry and won’t allow them to treat it. Allen tries to talk to it but it won’t listen and remains agitated. Allen lets us know that fenrir are rare and protected species. Harming one gets you prison time. But since its fur and bones are good magical equipment, this has not stopped poachers. Worse, this cub’s mother has located them and is on her way. Knowing that no matter what they do, they look like its abductors, Allen will go talk to the mother. As Charlotte wishes to help by talking to the cub, Allen gives the green light. Not too long ago she was like a doll who listens to every word he says. Now she is able to fight back on her own. Miacha and Eruca may be chilling but their holiday is over as Allen confronts them. He knows they’ve been following him and will put them to work.

Allen may be able to deal with the smaller cub siblings but the huge mother is a tough nut. She is not willing to listen to him and continues her relentless attack. This is when a talking hell capybara named Gosetsu pops up. He knows about Charlotte. He snuck out of a zoo and wandered till he stumbled upon Charlotte. However Allen showed up to rescue her. Gosetsu then learnt what happened and continued to observe her and realized in order to protect her, he must eliminate Allen. My, a jealous capybara? Gosetsu is not impressed he is corrupting her instead of saving her. Gosetsu’s plan is to destroy Neruz. Do you think that will make her happy? Gosetsu calls him naïve because that nation is the cause of her pain and she will reduce it to ashes. He is the one who told the fenrir that they took their cub. Charlotte arrives with other animals and it seems this cub is now healed and tamed. Allen is amazed at her talents which took him half a year to master. She translates the cub telling its mother that Gosetsu told them Allen is a poacher. Now all the fenrir turn against Gosetsu but the capybara remains adamant for Charlotte to come to his side since he will only bring her more misfortune. Charlotte dismisses that and corrects him that Allen gave her a place where she could finally live. She will not forgive him for speaking ill of Allen. Now Gosetsu resorts to taking her by force. Allen fights and defeats him seeing Gosetsu’s method will only cause her more pain and that teaching her naughty stuffs is his privilege. Gosetsu gives up thinking their love for each other is strong! Before they leave the resort, Miacha and Eruca have returned and captured the real poachers. Since they are unrepentant, Allen puts some defence magic on them and lets the fenrir rip them as much as they want. Don’t worry about dying. But here comes the pain!

Episode 7
As they leave for home, it seems the fenrir cub wants to join them. Since mamma gives her blessing and Charlotte would love to have this little doggie, Allen thinks it is a good thing to have more family members. Yes, that includes you too, Charlotte. But looks like they will have another family member inviting himself to join: Gosetsu! Charlotte’s bodyguard and family, eh? Oh well, we just want to know when the baby comes next! HAHAHA!!! The fenrir is named Lu and is now spending more time with Charlotte. Gosetsu mocks Allen that now he has less time to teach naughty things to her. True, but he is glad she has a goal now. Since Charlotte has an affinity for tamer magic, Allen teaches her. She has improved so much to the level where she can now do beast conversations. She puts the spell on Lu and voila! Now Lu can speak! Though, Lu still hates Allen for some reason. Now, if you’re wondering why Gosetsu has been speaking like normal since his debut, he claims he has lived long enough and self-taught himself the human language! To celebrate Charlotte’s success, Allen creates an outdoor bath. Sorry, he discriminates against capybaras. Only humans and fenrir allowed! In that case, Gosetsu uses a magic spell to turn him into a smoking hot babe! OMFG! Fapping material???!!! As they take a break, Charlotte is curious about the mansion’s previous owner. Allen is unsure of that since the previous owner, which is an elf, disappeared 30 years ago. Not sure if that elf committed suicide from failed experiments, but Allen bought it at a much cheaper price. You would think Charlotte is starting to get scared thinking this place is haunted. Actually, there are mushrooms popping up all over the outdoor bath now! Poltergeist event? Suddenly a dark elf pops out from the basement and warns them not to steal her mushrooms!

When she realizes the situation, she introduces herself as Dorothea Grimm Wallenstein. Yes, she is the previous owner and has not realized she has been hiding for 30 years! Oh well, you know how long an elf lives, right? Sorry Charlotte, she is still not a ghost! My, clinging onto Allen hard, isn’t she? Boobs! Anyway, Allen realizes the legal implication since the owner is still around as well as there are no other places for Charlotte to stay. He wants to buy the mansion from her. Okay. Deal. That was easy. However she doesn’t need money. She needs help! Oh damn, and you thought paying money would be the easiest way. Seeing Charlotte wants to help, Dorothea is ecstatic. Or would you rather leave the mansion? So now we listen to Dorothea’s back story. She was a famous author, writing many genres and winning many accolades. But one day she was tackling a romance genre and got stumped. A writer’s block. When deadline came, she had not even wrote a single word. Fearing her scary editor, she ran and hid in the basement until today! Thus you can see where this is going when she hints Allen and Charlotte as her new material? If you’re too dumb like them to guess, to make it short and sweet, she wants them to play a lovey-dovey couple for her romance novel. Is this the naughty thing that we’ve been waiting for?!

Episode 8
Fancy seeing Allen and Charlotte in a romantic play? Well, if Dorothea isn’t some strict ass director cutting things that don’t go like her script. Like how Allen uses magic to carry Charlotte to avoid touching her. Each time Allen wants to call it quit, the mansion ownership is a useful threat. You think Allen would think Charlotte is also tired of this charade. Apparently she doesn’t mind doing it with him! And so he sucks it up for the long (acting) ride. Next up, they have to act like newlyweds. Charlotte’s natural cuteness is killing him! Thanks to that, his reaction goes off script many times. CUT! Next scenario casts the pets as high school delinquents as Allen must save Charlotte from them. Allen might have overdone it as his magic gives them a good whack. Allen is confused with this next romantic line because it mirrors somewhat in real life: What is Charlotte to him. He thinks back of all the things they’ve done together and finds excuse that this is just acting. Hence the twisted logic he isn’t telling her how he feels. But he still adlibs and says he is her guardian. CUT! Next scene is Cinderella story. Charlotte as the titular character, feeling close to home? Anyway, the highlight is the dance scene since it is hinted Charlotte isn’t acting but enjoying this. Everyone praises Charlotte’s perfect acting but none for poor Allen. But instead of the glass slipper scene, Allen gives back her lost hair accessory. Once again, you wonder if they’re acting or really putting out their confused feelings for each other. Before the crucial moment, the wall explodes. Who this scary guy? Well, it’s Dorothea’s editor! You can’t hide from him! He never thought she would still be hiding here and wasted 30 years of his life! Yeah well, she set up a super magic barrier that no one could even detect. Now she has to face the music as he takes her back. He pays for whatever damages and leaves. Dorothea pleads for help since she will be drowned! Oh you jest. That would be too lenient. He is going to throw her into the volcano! That supposed to motivate her for a romance novel? Whatever. Bye. But Allen and Charlotte can’t rest yet as Eruca suddenly pops up. It seems Natalia is in trouble.

Episode 9
Flashback shows after Charlotte’s mom died, the Evans took her in. Everyone including the maids treated Charlotte badly although she tolerated them all. The only exception was Natalia as she wanted to become friends with her stepsister. Now we see them on a ship but not to Neruz, but to the magic academy. Yes, this whole island belongs to the school like a mini kingdom. It seems Natalia is studying here but Eruca wants to bring them to see their parents first, something Charlotte panics over. Need to greet them properly. Oh, she’ll be fine. It is Allen that Eruca is worried. You see, 3 years ago, Allen quit everything and left the island. En route to doing that, he fought with his dad in an epic magic battle for 3 days and nights! You bet that left a huge crater on the other side of the island! Yeah, it’s a sightseeing spot now. Shortly, they see a fight among students breaking out. A handsome guy easily defeats both sides. What do you know? He is Allen’s (step)dad, Harvey. I KNEW IT! Back home, Harvey is glad Allen brought home his girlfriend. Allen wants to refute that but with hints from Eruca, he believes she has prepared something for this. So he also hints to Charlotte to play along. Charlotte introduces herself as Allen’s girlfriend and the one who taught her many naughty things! Harvey isn’t surprised seeing Eruca has already told all about her. He hopes they can even marry and settle then. And then think of that offer. Oh you know, he wants Allen to take over his position as the headmaster of this academy. Of course Allen still refuses it. While that title brings honour, Allen doesn’t want the baggage that comes with it. What baggage? See this cute little girl? That’s not Allen’s other sister. It’s his (step)mom, Liselotte! OMFG! Harvey wants to retire so he can get lovey-dovey with his wife and perhaps get Allen another (step)sibling!

Enough of the embarrassing stuff. What about Natalia? It seems the Evans are in turmoil so sending Natalia abroad to study is just a cover up till things blow over. It has been 3 months since she is here. Since she was using a fake identity, they didn’t know until recently. And then there are factions in school fighting. How are they related? They show footage Natalia of being surrounded by gang members. Guess what? She beats them up for bringing the wrong bread! OMG. Natalia the head of her gang! Being a bad girl is worse than being a naughty girl? While Harvey respects the students’ freedom, he doesn’t want to use force. Hence Allen is called since he was a troublemaker and what better than it takes one to know one, right? He hopes he can talk to her since Natalia is going a bit aboard. Though, she still treats her lackeys with respect and kindness. Before Charlotte starts blaming herself if she is the cause of Natalia going bad, Allen agrees to talk to her to stop her misbehaving. Even if this encounter might be painful for Charlotte, she still wants to see Natalia as she is her only happy memories in that household. She will regret it if she runs away. Liselotte has prepared rooms for them to stay. Obviously this is the safest place, right? And you bet they’ll share a bed! It’s only natural as they are lovers, right? Or are they lying? Because mama hates liars and who knows what she’ll do to them! So sweet dreams. No time to argue about this since Charlotte is tired and needs to wake up early tomorrow so let’s just tug in early.

Episode 10
Well, now they can’t sleep. Allen tries to use his sleeping magic but it does not work. That’s right. Eruca has learnt from the last time and has spent a lot on this bed that has magic nullifier. She is eavesdropping next room and hoping they’ll get humping! So as they awkwardly talk, Charlotte asks what he was going to say to her during Dorothea’s scenes. Yeah, this guy is fretting over it and starts thinking the kind of answer he should say and the things he wants to do with her. They aren’t naughty, by the way. Similarly, Charlotte feels she has no right to such since she is still a wanted person. Both conclude this goes beyond naughty. So they just end it there and went to bed. You bet Eruca is not happy that nothing happens. She wants to do something about it but Liselotte tells them to be quiet. Or else! Next day, Allen with Charlotte (disguised as his assistant, Charlo) go to see Natalia who of course gets defensive. Allen wants to be her private instructor but she declines and leaves. WTF Charlotte so happy she could ‘talk’ to Natalia that she is in tears?! You bet this sends the wrong signal that sensei just made her assistant cry! Allen sees her correct a teacher’s formula in class. Since she is such a genius, Allen suggests Natalia help teach Charlotte some magic. She sees no reason to decline. During lunch, the pets visit. This surprises everyone because they are very friendly with Charlotte. This stumps Natalia because if she is this talented, why need her help? Of course Charlotte credits the pets as amazing themselves and she has nothing to do with it. She is further stumped since Charlotte even cares about what she eats. Why care so much for her? As Allen puts it, she has a sister her same age so Natalia reminds her of her. This has Natalia wonder if the Evans sent Allen but he assures they didn’t. He deduces she is studying magic to be free from them. Partly. They might be nobles in name but a horrible family. When he tries to bring up Charlotte’s name, Natalia shuts him down. Don’t ever say that name.

Soon, a cocky rival of another faction, Chris comes here to warn Natalia about beating up his lackeys. She tells him off they weren’t even a challenge and if he wants to fight, make an appointment. When a few of his guys bump into Charlotte and are unapologetic, Natalia immediately beats them up! Forget about an appointment, she’ll beat their ass right now! Allen stops her since the cafeteria is no place for a fight. Natalia is not amused since it’s like he doesn’t care for Charlotte. Of course he does. He teleports all to another dimension as he teaches the few rules to Natalia about fighting. Allen easily defeats all of Chris’ goons and ties them all up. He is about to dump to biggest and nastiest fireball as a lesson to not mess with them again until Charlotte nullifies it. Allen and Natalia both get lectured by Charlotte. She is happy they got angry on her behalf but this is too much. Beyond naughty! You better apologize now or do you want to see Charlotte’s angry face! And just like that, this spat is over and we’re back to happy people. Allen notes this is all part of Charlotte’s growth because now she can use a spell against him when she couldn’t hit a punching bag before. Allen has also done some study on Natalia’s background. Apparently she took in outcasts as her lackeys and of course some resented that. She mentions she just wants to hone her skills and to do that, people like Chris are her convenient targets. Now that Allen knows her problem, he has a suggestion. Sorry, it’s not to get along with others. She must conquer this academy and become its ruler! Oh sh*t! This is way beyond naughty!

Episode 11
Natalia learning diligently from Allen on how to reign supreme! Not sure about this dungeon showdown, we don’t get to see it but once again Natalia wipes Chris’ butt all over the floor. Gosetsu and Lu train Natalia’s lackeys to be stronger. Natalia hates salad but eats them all out of concern for Charlotte. There. Finished them like an adult. Okay. Here’s another bowl! OMG… Natalia is eager to teach Charlotte her magic and can start tomorrow morning. That night when they carry Natalia back to her dorm to sleep, they notice a bag that looks important to her. It is imbued with magic so touching it may trigger traps. I can’t believe the gang stay and watch her sleep all night! Perhaps to note how precious the bag is since she cuddles it while sleeping. Next morning, Charlotte wakes up early for her promised lesson. With Charlotte improving a lot, this reminds Natalia of her old times. She wants to show Charlotte her bag but looks like it is missing. Chris is believed to be the perpetrator as he left a letter challenging her if she wants her bag back. If that is what he wants, so be it. She hopes Charlotte will not tell Allen. However it is her lackeys who do so since Natalia has not showed up in class. Even Charlotte has gone missing. One of Chris’ lackeys turn up to seek Allen’s help. He confirms Chris summoned Natalia to the forbidden dungeon for a challenge and slipped that letter last night. He further reveals Chris was a genius until Natalia came along. She bested everything he did and obviously his pride will not stand for that. He vowed to beat her no matter what it took. Allen will head to the dungeon himself and has Gosetsu tell Harvey just in case. The rest will be on standby. Chris and Natalia have a showdown in the dungeon. He drops her back down the abyss and challenges whoever retrieves it first wins. Obviously Natalia wins again but now a chimera shows up. This is the dungeon’s boss. Chris is so scared he runs. But they are trapped and can only hide. Chris tries to take responsibility to fight it but it backfires and he gets knocked out. Luckily Charlotte is here to save the day and gives some breathing space as her magic scares the chimera away. Charlotte is worried about Natalia. Even if she is strong, she is still a child. Natalia is still confused why she cares so much about her but Charlotte cannot say she is her sister. Allen enters the dungeon, hoping Salamander has not awakened from its laying period.

Episode 12
As Natalia notes about her big sister, she claims that criminal status is all a lie to frame her. But what she hates most is herself who failed to protect her sister and how the family cut ties with her instead. She has always regretted not being able to help her and that’s why she wanted to study magic so when she grows up, she’ll help her. After that incident, Charlotte’s stuffs were all thrown out. The only thing left Natalia salvaged was this bag that belongs to her. Since it has her magic, she hopes to use some detection magic to locate her. However she knows a creep is holding her hostage and is jamming her detection. Once she finds him, she’ll beat the sh*t out of him! Oh my. Allen in danger! But what do you know? Chris overheard the whole thing and is now in tears! Ashamed of himself for doing such trivial matters. Good thing he has repented but now a big problem is at hand. Salamander is here! Charlotte tells Chris to take Natalia away (since her feet is injured) while she stays and distracts the beast. When Salamander fires, the blast affects Charlotte and this dispels her disguise. Natalia confused her sister is here. Thankfully, Allen to the rescue. Nothing is madder than a Demon Lord who sees his beloved hurt! After a single knockdown, Salamander starts being docile and loving Allen? You see, Salamander is actually Allen’s pet he raised from young! Outside, Chris repents his actions and will accept any punishment. Natalia and Charlotte have their moment of reunion. Charlotte apologizing for the deception but Natalia is glad to see her sister again. Because inside the bag is a favourite book that Charlotte often reads to her. Well, now she can read it again. Time for a great emotional sisterly hug! But now Natalia’s anger turns to Allen as she believes he is the creep who prevented her from finding her sister! Zap! ZAP! Liselotte disappointed they’re not dating but as Eruca puts it, they truly love each other. For now they can only watch over them until they are ready to tell each other their feelings.

Back home, Allen and Charlotte ponder about the confession they wanted to say that night. Just in time Miacha interrupts since they have an unknown package. A magic spell that summons. And out from this portal comes Natalia! Oh wow. She wanted to visit Charlotte so badly so she sought Eruca’s help and thus this surprise. More bad blood between Allen and Natalia over Charlotte. So this isn’t fighting but passionate communication? Uhm… WHAT?! Soon, Dorothea returns. It seems her romance novel is a hit and now she is hoping to write a sequel. So any developments from you guys? Well, actually her editor has been bugging her for a sequel so she is back here to hide. Please hide me! To Allen’s dismay, everybody has decided that Natalia will be staying over (to keep watch on that pervert, but of course). And so we have a happy dinner. The more the merrier. That night, Charlotte dreams of being locked in the basement by her (step)mom after accusing her of stealing that she did not do. It’s a dream so Allen breaks through and rescues her. Waking up from this in the middle of the night, she notices Allen still up and sits with him. He has an idea to do something naughty that can only be done at night. Sorry folks! It’s not what you think because it is stargazing while drinking a nice cup of warm cocoa! But wait. The mood seems right as they get closer to each other. Preparing for a kiss! This is it. The naughtiest moment we’ve been waiting for! Only for Allen to call out the rest because he knows they’re spying on them! Oh shucks. What a waste. Natalia, Lu and Gosetsu cooperate to take down their enemy as Allen won’t hold back anymore. Bring it on. Meanwhile, a spy reports to Cecil about Charlotte’s whereabouts. He orders her immediate capture.

Charlotte’s Web (Of Oppression): The Naughty Professor & Little Miss-chief
So the prologue is now done. I assume things are going to get even naughtier when Neruz comes for Charlotte. Yeah, that will be way beyond naughty. In fact, the entire kingdom is more than just naughty. They’re pure evil for doing this to our girl! At least that is the story we see from our side. So until the next season arrives, we are going to assume that more or less the same happy days for Allen, Charlotte and co, doing naughty stuffs and everybody smiling away like nobody’s business. Yeah. It’s so wonderful being naughty. Naughty = Happiness? But I know coffee is not tea. Geddit?! Not. Tea. Naught-tea. Naughty… Sighs, sorry for bad naughty pun…

Okay, first thing I have to call out about the term ‘naughty’ being used here. In short, it is just misleading! Yeah, obviously to bait people like yours truly to check it out. But I assure you that it is not that kind of definition that we think it is. So much so I want to use that meme of they keep using that word, I don’t think it means what it means! I don’t know if this is this kingdom’s definition of the word naughty but it certain is misleading. Therefore when Allen wants to teach her naughty stuffs, it is actually more about teaching her about how to be happy. Yeah, so I am thinking why not say he wants to teach her how to pleasure herself! HOLY SH*T! I think I made it sound even worse!!! But seriously, the more correct term would be he wants to teach her how to enjoy some of the simple things in life and be happy. Yeah. That. Perhaps that sounds too long and thus it is surmised as naughty. Uh huh. Sounds trendier, maybe. After all, girls of such status must be so prim and proper to a T that the slightest deviation would mean they are uncouth and uncultured. My, it’s so hard being a noble.

As you can see, there is not much of a plot. Yet. This entire season dedicates itself to see the development between Allen and Charlotte. Call it a bore or nothing new but I suppose this way, it proves that all that we have seen them done things together, it gives a solid support that vouches their relationship is genuine and true. Now we are just waiting for them to confess their feelings to each other. Of course we veterans now it will be a long and crucial waiting game. If it was this fast, it will be no fun and things would be over. Therefore in all the episodes, we see them in close proximity or doing stuffs that people in love usually do. Yes, those ‘naughty’ bits are actually the usual cliché stuffs that we can see everywhere else in this genre. Yes, doing those ‘naughty’ stuffs makes them get closer to each other and also gives us the much wanted reaction between the duo. Oh you know, being very shy and flustering like mad till their faces are as red as a tomato. That. Naughty, naughty, aren’t we? Or is it just the usual romcom tropes? Don’t be fooled by the next episode’s preview where the narration sounds ambiguous enough to make it sound like something naughty might happen. I assure you, it is not. Clickbait material, yeah… And here I initially thought aside sexy bits, Allen was going to teach Charlotte do other naughty stuffs like playing pranks on old folks and doing ding dong ditch! WHERE WAS ALL THAT???!!! Oh right. That’s not naughty. That’s just plain evil!

So yeah, diehard romanticists may die in frustration to see their romance unfolding at a snail pace but then again, why the rush? It is ironic that Allen wants to teach her naughty stuffs but the whole thing somewhat backfires in the sense that with both of them being so embarrassed with each other, it just brings them closer. Take for instance during Dorothea’s directing moments. Do you not agree with me that Allen and Charlotte are looking more natural as lovers when not acting? Hell yeah, it is even better than the fake acting! But you have to wonder for Charlotte, is she even acting?! Yeah, how convenience for this acting thingy to cover up her feelings or at least Allen sees it as an excuse not to think what it is.

Allen might be a genius in magic but he is a noob in love. There are moments when he is just so dense like holding Charlotte’s hands whenever he has a eureka moment. He doesn’t realize his actions but for Charlotte who is just purer than snow, this evokes that flustering emotions. The reverse is somewhat true too. Whenever Charlotte is in her natural and kind gentle nature, she is just so lovely that it makes Allen’s heart skip a beat. So do you see the misses both of them have in this game of love? True love, definitely. But they’re having a hard time getting their feelings across and I suppose that is to frustrate us and keep the charade going on for as long as possible. I mean, yeah, who wouldn’t love to see more of Charlotte’s cute blushing! One more time, my fair lady! Awww, how cute!

Contrary to his ‘terrifying’ nickname, Allen is very well much like many other anime protagonists. Basically a good person. He can be a little crude at times but more than often ever since Charlotte came into his life, obviously he starts to change a little as now he puts his thoughts in taking care of and protecting her. As opposed to whatever his intentions in teaching her naughty stuffs! I tell you, this misleading word has been done to death! He has the power to change the landscape since he possesses very high magic affinity but chooses not to go down the violent path all because he wants to respect Charlotte’s wishes. If he can’t do anything simple as that, he is in no way qualified to protect Charlotte at all. So yeah, the real Demon Lords are the ones who ostracized Charlotte, right?

And now my dear Charlotte, she has changed a lot but still remains largely the same. Confused? You do notice at first that she was a very insecure and fragile girl with no will of her own. Like a puppet. But as she spends more time with Allen (the process of naughty-sizing, if I should call it?!), she has grown to be more mature and independent. She now has wishes and desires she wants to achieve and she doesn’t need Allen to tell her what to do (or that lame threat Allen will kill himself?). While she has grown into this strong woman, at the same time a big part of her remains unchanged as she is still humble, meek and above all, caring and selfless. This core part of her has not changed and it is easy to see why many has fallen for her charms. Notice how many are friendly with Charlotte but remain somewhat hostile towards Allen for some reasons? Looking at you, Lu, Gosetsu and Natalia! Therefore everything that has happened or why things get done is because Charlotte wills it and everyone obliges her wishes. Makes me want to sing Bryan Adams’ (Everything I Do) I Do It For You!

It is yet to be seen or revealed this season what crimes or treason Charlotte have been framed for. Thus I am guessing that when the time comes as her past catches up to her, although she will still be traumatized, this time she is stronger to tackle and face it head on unlike before. So yes, Allen and her friends have helped much in her development. But I am sure that Charlotte will overcome this greatest trial when it catches up seeing how saintly and angelic Charlotte is. No wait. Make that godly! Charlotte is your goddess! Besides, we might all smile and our heart go ~kyun if Charlotte pouts or gets mad. Cute, right? I don’t think we want to see her actually getting mad because that would be the most terrifying thing in the world! Oh man, I can’t imagine if Charlotte actually loses her temper! I don’t think it will happen considering Charlotte’s personality but the possibility isn’t zero. Overall, because Allen and Charlotte met each other, they both have become vital to each other’s development and it was all a blessing in disguise. Now we’re just waiting with much excruciation for them to make it official. Oh come on, don’t tell me you don’t know already?! Rest assured (or unfortunately), no harem shenanigans in this not-so-naughty love story. Just a food for thought, if Santa is going to give presents to them, will she be on the naughty or nice list? Oh heck, it’s a no-brainer. Charlotte my dear will always be nice no matter what!

With this much focus on the duo, the other characters are mostly relegated to being supporting casts and nothing really more. After all, everybody loves Charlotte, right? Who would dare hate her? These characters are proof that Charlotte’s kindness has spread far and wide regardless of who she is. Her circle of friends and family continues to grow and by the time Cecil or the Evans come get her, she has her own faithful followers to help fight back with her. Don’t you dare touch our goddess! So we have delivery catgirl Miacha to genius wizard Eruca to a couple of intelligent pets to a famous novelist who was once the mansion’s previous owner and now her own little sister has free access to visit Charlotte any time she wants. Even Allen’s parents are behind her so if Neruz wants to get funny with Charlotte, bring it on because there will be hell to pay and more. So yeah, while these characters, some look like they are freeloaders and just here to have fun, just like a certain pair’s genuine love, their friendship and loyalty to the goddess is as authentic as it can be. The more the merrier, right? What a waste of space in Allen’s mansion if it doesn’t house lively (and weird) characters!

Art and animation are standard. It looks pretty bright and vivid, the colours and hues and the character designs are your typical cute Japanese characters. Though, I thought Allen’s character design looked familiar. Heck, thanks to his hair split between black and white, I thought Boku No Hero Academia’s Todoroki escaped here! Even more so there was a scene when Allen’s face was half covered in red blood! OMG! Todoroki???!!! I have to admit that Charlotte may look cute but she still looks as bland and plain like any other blonde anime girls! It’s not blasphemy against the goddess, okay! As for Natalia, she has this strange resemblance to Mia from Tearmoon Teikoku Monogatari. Both ran in the same season so, uhm, parallel universe? On a trivial note, do you not think Eruca and Miacha’s uniform is a bit naughty? Baring their midriffs? Is this supposed to distract us or something? Like Gosetsu’s hot babe transformation?! I do notice a bit of CGI but thankfully it is only confined to very small scenes such as carriages. Not to say they look good but at least it is not crappy. Phew? This anime is jointly done by Zero-G (Isekai Nonbiri Nouka, Tsugumomo) and Digital Network Animation (Kimi Wa Kanata).

The other factor attracting me to watch this series is the cast. When you have Tomokazu Sugita as Allen and Saori Hayami as Charlotte, big and recognizable names in the current voice acting industry, how can you not be interested?! At least I know I am. Well, the thing for me is while Tomokazu Sugita sounds as trademark as he can get, Saori Hayami on the other hand sounds too overly cute. Not to say it is a bad thing but sometimes I have this feeling that she is trying too hard to make Charlotte have this innocent and shrieky squeal to her voice and that it gives me the impression that she is struggling to make Charlotte sound meek and fragile. She could be voicing in this manner on purpose but I just can’t help feel that way whenever I hear Charlotte’s (cute) voice. The other casts I recognized are Naomi Oozora as Miacha and Nobuyuki Hiyama’s cameo is Megath. Almost missed Marina Inoue there as Chris. Only recognized her a bit later and only so because in the same season, she voiced another similar young boy character (Leo in Seiken Gakuin No Makentsukai).

The rest of the other casts are Lynn as Eruca (Ayano in Engage Kiss), Kaori Maeda as Natalia (titular character in Kaijin Kaihatsubu No Kuroitsu-san), Rika Nagae as Dorothea (Mitsuha in Rougo Ni Sonaete Isekai De 8-manmai No Kinka Wo Tamemasu), Ryotaro Okiayu as Gosetsu (Byakuya in Bleach), Atsumi Tanezaki as Lu (Anya in Spy x Family), Akari Kitou as Liselotte (Nezuko in Kimetsu No Yaiba), Hikaru Midorikawa as Harvey (Lancer in Fate/Zero) and Makoto Furukawa as Cecil (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai). The opening theme, Ikenai Etranger by Yui Hizuki tries to have this naughty vibes. More accurately, playful vibes. Apart the jazzy vibes, some parts of the song sound a bit chaotic as well as dramatic. I don’t know, somewhat reminds me of Calendrier from Tasogare Otome x Amnesia but to a slightly faster pace. As for the ending theme, Saori Hayami graces Graceful World with her character’s voice. Sounds pretty decent this dramatic ballad. At least not as weird as the one I heard her sing in RWBY: Kyousetsu Teikoku despite she hitting the high notes in the end.

Overall, this show is just your typical romcom series and there is nothing naughty about it! The closest fanservice we get is Charlotte in her swimsuit and that is not even close to being risqué. The most our couple has done are hold hands and slept in the same bed but as you would have come to expect, nothing much happens. We should have known better but we always have this minute hope that maybe something naughty would surprise us despite the overwhelming odds it would not. And then when it really doesn’t, we get disappointed. What a vicious circle for us with naughty thoughts! So if you like your shows where couples who are in deeply love with each other but are too dense to realize it themselves, have fun and being happy together, this should be right up your alley. No actual corruption or depravation actually occurred. No cute, innocent and pure girls were corrupted or depraved during the making of this series. So I guess wishing for a lingerie episode would be way out of the question, huh? That’s not naughty. That’s just perverted! And perversion is bad! Ecchi nano wa ikenai to omoimasu! Oops, wrong anime!

P/S: Can we stop abusing and misusing the word naughty already! It has lost its context here!

Introverts love nothing more than to stay indoors and not mix with the rest of society outside. Even more so a shut-in. So what happens if such a person is somehow made a commander of a military unit and fight in wars that guarantees slaughter and mayhem? Oh, I don’t know how but Hikikomari Kyuuketsuki No Monmon sounds interesting and funny enough for me to take a peek. Our titular character is also a vampire who hates to drink blood. Eh? Is this some sort of new age vampire thingy? Anyway, due to circumstances she is being trusted into that position and despite her aversion for blood and wars, she has to put up the greatest act that she is a bloodthirsty warlord so as her troops will not lose morale and support. Oh, did I mention those same troops will not hesitate to revolt and overthrow whoever is weaker than them? And so the great pretending continues… Keep this up and she’ll be Oscar worthy material.

Episode 1
Terakomari “Komari” Gandesblood is a vampire of the Mulnite Empire. She is a professional hikikomori who hates to do stuffs or even drink blood. Not giving a crap about society, hence she stays in her room for like 3 years. But one day, suddenly she finds this maid, Villhaze claiming to be her personal maid now and that she is the commander of the empire’s army. You see, when father asked her about when she would start working, she casually answered as long as she will get the throne. You bet daddy was so thrilled that he told Empress Karen Helvetius about this and she in turn made her into this general AKA Crimson Lord. But did Komari sign any contract? Well, Karen snuck into her room last night and kissed her to seal the contract! And so, Komari is now before the empress who lays down the rules in becoming a candidate for the throne. So apparently she must go to war with any of the neighbouring kingdoms and win. Win 100 times and she’ll get that right. Lose too many… Her head will roll! Plus, Komari is put in charge of a group of badass men who will revolt if they think she is weak. But we all know Komari is pretty weak, right? And so she must keep this a secret and act tough before them. That is why Villhaze is tasked to help her. So as Komari goes to see her men for the first time, one tries to kill her! She accidentally slams the door, decapitating him! Oh sh*t! Doesn’t that make you scared? She goes to address the men who get the wrong idea that guy died from a flick of her pinky. Yeah, now they’re respecting her as she pours on the lies as well as giving her convincing speech that she is the boss.

So we see her in her first campaign that ends up with Mulnite absolutely victorious. More lies she can pound other nations to a pulp that revs up her men. A reporter tries to interview her but she stays wise she can’t explain her greatness in words! At the end of the war, all those who died are revived. As explained, all the 6 warring nations possessed this very high magic known as Dark Core. No matter how wounded you are, you recover completely. And since all nations’ magic overlap in a certain area, this is where the wars take place. It’s a reason why Komari can’t stand how absurd this entertainment war is. Next day, the newspaper’s front page is filled with fake news of Komari’s greatness to crush other nations! But she has to deal with Villhaze creep since she is a pervert who greatly adores Komari. Sleeping naked with her is one thing… Then she takes advantage of Komari’s weakness by reading aloud one of her embarrassing stories she wrote. Poor Komari will do anything. Yeah, hug and sniff all over her now, will you? Komari has not talked to someone this long for a long time. When was the last time? Oh, that dream snippet of being bullied. I guess now we know why she became a hikikomori. Pain bad…

Episode 2
Komari meets the rest of her commanders that include Bellius Innu Cerbero (murderer), Caostel Conto (lolicon pervert) and Mellanconcey (rapper dude). Gulp. Later Caostel talks to Bellius about some classified document he got. Something about some murder in the imperial army caused by a single person and he believes it is Komari since they were all killed by a pinky finger. The duo then stumble into an intruder named Millicient Blueknight who claims she is here to kill the empress but she is more interested in Komari. They attack her but she dodges and flees. Komari goes to select her magical beast. She is interested in this dragon but didn’t foresee she will get the ride of her life. Remember that guy who died the last time? Yeah, Johan Helders once again gets killed when the dragon stomps over him! Okay, he still survives. He is crying for revenge on Komari but with her panicking and being clumsy, lady luck is on her side as she makes it look like as though she is easily owning him. And just like that he gets defeated. Too bad this isn’t over as he challenges her to a duel. And now we are here in the arena where all Komari fans are supporting their general. But don’t worry, Villhaze has already planned everything out and all Komari needs to do is follow her instructions. Just stand there. You bet Villhaze already rigged the whole thing like poisoning Helders’ food and even dug pit traps and planted mines! All Komari has to do is flick her finger to make it look like she used magic. The crowd goes while as Helders falls for the traps until it is ultimately Komari’s win. Literally won without lifting a finger. Then Villhaze’s ‘reward’ (and ours) as we see her and Komari bath together naked and the former caressing her fingers all over. Komari wonders why she is so loyal to her. She hints it is to atone for her crimes. Sorry, she doesn’t mean the sexual harassment on you but whatever. Karen holds a party to celebrate Komari’s success. She notes this gamble paid off seeing Komari’s father betted she would leave her room by forcing her to be a Crimson Lord. She assures Komari she is no longer alone and has many to rely on since many love her dearly. Also in this party is Millicient and she wants to talk to Komari.

Episode 3
As Millicient talks to Komari, she gets amused by all her fake lies of being strong. Then she shows her true colours, claiming Komari as the biggest insult to this war. It is then Komari starts to fear her as she remembers Millicient was her bully. Millicient claims she is here to return what Komari lent to her 3 years ago. Millicient tries to attack and kill Komari but Bellius takes a fatal blow. Komari is paralyzed in shock. Karen is not amused she tried to ruin the party although Millicient claims she was here to kill her. But it could’ve been more satisfying to kill Komari but now she’s just trembling like a coward. She then reveals she is part of Inverse Moon whose goal is to destroy the Dark Core of each country and bring true death to everyone. Millicient promises to kill Komari next time and escapes. It seems this is only possible because a traitor helped set all that up before the party began. Komari continues to be traumatized as she locks herself in her room. She remembers the torment Millicient and her group brought upon her and Komari accepted all that until that day when Millicient wanted to take her mother’s pendant. Komari defied her and tried to run. She can’t remember what happened after that but she found herself in her room and started becoming a recluse. Villhaze comes to talk and calm her down and even wrote a letter containing her feelings. Suddenly Villhaze is stabbed from behind by Millicient! How in the world?! Anyway Millicient isn’t here to kill Komari yet as she is preparing for an even greater tragedy. She mocks Komari as useless and a cry-baby although she had the most useless sense of justice. She wants Komari to come to a castle ruin if she wants to save Villhaze. Don’t be late and come alone or she dies. Komari thinks of abandoning that perverted maid and forever by a hikikomori. But will the maid abandon her? Then she reads her letter. Apparently Villhaze was the previous bully victim of Millicient since she was poor. It was Komari who stepped in to stop her before she actually killed Villhaze. Because of that, Millicient turned her attention to bully Komari. Villhaze could only watch from the shadows and could do nothing. That’s why to redeem herself, she trained herself and became employed to be her family’s maid to return the favour. Komari is her hero as she is stronger and kinder than anyone else. Komari can’t believe she forgot all this. But this has made her decide that she is going to save Villhaze by herself. As Millicient waits, the traitor is Helders but he too is in the dark and surprised by the turn of events so she kills the ignorant idiot off. Just in time to face off with Komari.

Episode 4
Millicient accuses her pain started the day she tried to take her pendant. Flashback shows her family is of a political one and her father wanted her to become stronger and hence hired a samurai named Kakumei Amatsu to train her. It was to invoke a special magic that would break the laws of the universe called Core Implosion. While the chances of such are low, it is believed that one may invoke it when experiencing near death. And so Millicient endured all the suffering. But nothing came of it. Father was so angry and even blamed her for being useless, comparing her as a failure to the daughter of Gandesblood. At school, when she heard someone with Core Implosion, it was Villhaze so she confronted her. It seems it is to tell someone future by drinking her blood. Villhaze was reluctant to say what unfortunate incident will befall on Millicient and that’s when her torment began. Then Komari rescued her and Millicient learnt who she was. The shift in bullying was to force her to invoke her Core Implosion. Well, it happened on the day she tried to take her pendant. It happened so fast she didn’t know what happened and all she knew was she was killed in an instant. Subsequently, Millicient’s family fell apart after they were accused for treason and banished. Millicient drifted around and joined the terrorist group called Inverse Moon. She hates Komari for living a carefree life while she suffered. But Komari realizes they’re the same. She is a lost soul who can’t live honestly because of that trauma she suffered. Komari kills off Helders to keep him safe (he will revive later).

Komari and Millicient begin their fight. Obviously Komari is much weaker but she doesn’t give up in her attempts to save Villhaze. Millicient is further infuriated when Komari despite claiming herself as weak and all, she still wants to do her best for those who care for her. Komari is dealt a powerful blow and as she lies helpless, Villhaze manages to wound herself to give her drink some blood. She sees the future of Komari will be victorious. With that, Komari’s Core Implosion activates and now she is like God! Damn, she is so fast that Millicient can’t keep up! She even deflects her greatest and most devastating magic! Millicient remembers that day when the same thing happened. All that bullying must’ve caused Komari to swallow some blood. With the tables turned, Millicient gets desperate but her fate is sealed when her arm is blown off. Then the other one too. Merciless Komari shows her mercy by killing her off as the loser ponders if she had taken a different path, her future would’ve been different. Yeah, definitely. In the aftermath, Komari awakes in her room with Villhaze next to her. Sorry, it’s not heaven. Reality means she won. Villhaze remembers Komari’s dad telling her that Komari’s Core Implosion activated when she was 3 years old by accidentally drinking blood and it killed everybody. That’s why they hypnotized her to hate blood. If she doesn’t remember it, it’s okay. Villhaze is sad thinking she will have no role to play or be by Komari’s side now. But Komari still wants her as her maid so yeah, please stay by her side forever. But sorry, that isn’t a proposal in any way.

Episode 5
Flote Mascarail confronts Komari and claims she is weak. Well, Komari wonders who the f*ck she is and this insults Flote because does she not know who the other Crimson Lords are! It is not Komari’s intention to piss her off but from Flote’s view, it certainly looks so. Flote is not impressed and doesn’t want to be friends with her. She hopes to see what Komari is capable of next time. As Komari goes to confront Karen about this, she changes the subject about her father and a few others being killed. Obviously they got revived. It is because of Core Implosion, they don’t remember how they were being done in. Karen wants her to confront the terrorist so Komari throws a tantrum she doesn’t want to work anymore. Karen will reward her with a week’s vacation. Okay, when do we start? Since Komari won’t be doing this alone, she has Sakuna Memoir to help out. This nice and meek girl seems to be Komari’s type. You jealous, Villhaze? Oh, did I mention that Sakuna is also a Crimson Lord and the only one killed by the terrorist? So you bet she has a score to settle and wants to regain her honour. Komari then talks to her men about needing their help to capture the terrorist and will reward them with a vacation. Uhm, they don’t look happy. Yeah, these bloodthirsty dudes live to kill! So she throws in a ticket to the zoo with her. Oh you bet everybody wants that secret date with Komari! You jealous, Villhaze? Oh, in fact she’s mad!

As Komari goes to see Sakuna to discuss the mission, she bumps into Helldeus Heaven, another Crimson Lord. He is a priest and loves talking about God. Komari has read Sakuna’s letter on how she accidentally became a Crimson Lord (her magic accidentally killing her predecessor and Helldeus recommended her for the role). Can’t have more of Komari fawning over her so jealous Villhaze starts getting down to business on how to tackle the problem. Yeah, it means more work for Komari as she will have to patrol at night. Soon, Komari finds her men all defeated outside. It is the work of Flote. Before you start blaming her of picking a fight, she claims her men were running around and causing trouble so she put a stop to that. Flote is further unimpressed with her and at the next conference, she will seek a vote of no confidence to remove her. Well, Villhaze saw the future of that and it seems that will happen and the results of a Crimson Lord being removed is explosion! Komari panicking now. Don’t worry, Sakuna will always be by her side. Even more so Komari loves being called a big sister. Say that again! You jealous, Villhaze? Since when flirting with Komari is monopolized by you? Anyway, Sakuna is amazed with Komari’s approach in non-violent ways to solve things because Crimson Lords often seek violence as their first answer. Sakuna also shares her views of non-violence and wants to talk things out with the rest.

Episode 6
Flote begins the meeting among the Crimson Lords that is presided by Karen. Flote begins by accusing Komari she is never seen fighting directly in battles. Furthermore, she shows proof of her school’s report card in which her absenteeism is high. However Karen points out where is the proof of Komari using her connections to become a Crimson Lord. With Flote trying to assert Komari is not acting like one, Komari starts acting haughty and mocking Flote. This has Flote wanting to challenge her right now. Okay. Bring it on. Komari will have Villhaze fight her. Only, she won’t! Okay. We’ll fight another day. Flote initiates the vote. Because only Sakuna and Helldeus vote to support Komari, Flote assumes the rest voted against her until Villhaze points out the rest didn’t actually vote so those votes against her remain unclear. So when they count those who do, only Flote and Odilon Metal raise their hands. Why is Delphyne remaining silent? OMG she’s dead! Who killed her?! It seems Villhaze poisoned her before the meeting and dragged her corpse here! OMFG!!! OH SH*T!!! Of course Flote is quick to accuse Komari without proof. She also challenges Komari to a duel. If Komari loses, she must quit as a Crimson Lord and if Flote loses, she’ll do anything she says. Uhm, you mean she won’t resign like her? But Odilon has a great idea. Have all the Crimson Lords fight each other! Karen approves! Oh my.

You bet Komari is fretting over this in her room. But when she finds out she accidentally lent Sakuna her manuscript that contains her real name instead of her penname, she rushes over. Well, looks like Sakuna is a Komari nut. Look at loads of Komari merchandises! Komari can’t say herself about keeping a secret since she too has some. Hence Sakuna knowing her manuscript now looks trivial. Sakuna talks about the war and she doesn’t like it since she is weak and will be killed off first. She also doesn’t want to fight her but Komari proposes to team up. What a great idea. She thinks of asking Helldeus the same. Sakuna then talks about her family being killed and Helldeus took her in as well as her older sister is also named Komari. Sakuna acts weird as she takes Komari to see the stars and asks her opinion about what she would do if terrorists took her family hostage and the only way to save them is to kill somebody. Komari’s answer is to kill the terrorist. It looks like Sakuna is about to kill Komari but Villhaze is here to bring her back. She warns Komari about Sakuna because she felt an intense bloodlust but is brushed off. Later we see Sakuna making contact with a member of Inverse Moon. It seems she is under orders to find Dark Core since her Core Implosion is to peek into memories of others. Because one of the Crimson Lords know its location, they are counting on her to get that info. For every failure, they will kill a family member. Don’t mess up like Millicient. Sakuna falls into despair. But she realizes she needs to find Millicient and talk. There she is and she’s looking fine.

Episode 7
It seems Millicient is in prison but is granted some leeway to go out. She knows all about Sakuna’s predicament, including wanting to leave Inverse Moon. In that case, confiding in Komari would be her best bet. However Sakuna is reluctant to get her involved. In that case when things get tough, let Komari drink her blood. Now the Crimson Lord war is about to begin. The main objective is to get some sphere in some ruins. The one holding it at the end of the day wins. There are also ways they could get points like killing other Crimson Lords. The one with the lowest score will resign. With Flote sending mocking messages to Komari, you bet Komari’s henchmen are dying to kill her. And so Flote thought Komari is a coward who would think of protecting herself. She didn’t expect her bloodthirsty men to come attack her straight. Komari and Villhaze is left behind but they are soon attacked by Delphyne who is out for Komari’s blood, believing she is the one who killed her. They make a run for it. Meanwhile Sakuna is at a lost on what to do. But then she starts to mobilize her troops to target Flote. Karen knows somebody is controlling Sakuna and thus this is to smoke out the Inverse Moon member. When Delphyne corners Komari at the ruins, the former’s desperation to kill her has Komari drink some of her blood (Delphyne uses her blood as projectile and weapon). This causes a huge explosion that destroys everything and takes out almost everyone. Komari is left confused as she is standing in the centre of this crater. Flote confronts her, claiming they’re the only ones left on the battlefield. Mad Flote accuses her of all the lies but before she could kill her, Sakuna kills her off. Komari is shocked to see Sakuna is this strong although she denies. Then she talks about that terrorist question she posed Komari that night. Sakuna realizes Inverse Moon will never grant her request since she is weak. Those she loves will be killed no matter how hard she works. Sakuna reveals herself as the terrorist of Inverse Moon. Komari is so confused as Sakuna prepares to kill her.

Episode 8
Sakuna gives Komari a glimpse of her family. Yeah, a pretty happy one. Then she explains about Dark Core being treated like a God. Hence a group of people who will destroy it known as Inverse Moon. She recounts her family was killed just to force her to become a pawn of Inverse Moon. They find her ability useful as she can manipulate the memories of those she is killed. Her family’s killer told her to work hard and find Dark Core and he might tell her how to get her family back. That is why she is going to kill her. Komari finds it odd because isn’t her family already dead? Well, Sakuna will turn her into her big sister. Like how she turned Helldeus as her father. Shockingly, Komari agrees. As long as she doesn’t get killed. She’ll be her big sister. As they both hug and reconcile, suddenly Odilon beats up Sakuna for getting cosy with the enemy. Obviously he is the mastermind. He even beats up Komari to boot. Sakuna has had enough and wants to quit Inverse Moon. Odilon will not allow that so Sakuna drinks a powerful potion to kick his ass. However the effects start kicking in just before she could kill him. It’s his turn for payback. Remember Millicient’s words, she lets Komari drink her blood. Not enough. She bites her entire neck. Now Komari turns Super Saiyan as she gives Odilon his beat down until he apologizes. Stubborn, isn’t he? He is forced to flee back to his base. He is desperate to form a plan to take Komari down but his subordinates start stabbing him to death. This is thanks to Sakuna manipulating their memories. They will no longer be his tool. To finish him off, here is Komari. Big explosion! Safe to say, Komari wins this war. In the aftermath, Sakuna goes to look for Komari to apologize but the latter doesn’t mind. This makes Sakuna sadder. Karen forgave her, her men forgave her, even Helldeus wasn’t under her spell and pretended to be. Despite knowing she was in Inverse Moon, he did nothing because he wanted her to get revenge by her own hands. So now Komari is going to add to this forgiveness combo? In that case, Komari will have Sakuna hang out with her on this vacation reward. There are things she wants them to do together. Gladly. Oh Villhaze gonna be a jealous maid…

Episode 9
Komari is given her vacation but she doesn’t like the beach? Oh right. It’s outdoors. Sakuna was given her punishment to participate in some wars. She won 3 out of 5. So now she is also vacationing with Komari and of course the unimpressed Villhaze who thinks her beloved Komari has gotten too close to Sakuna. Of course this isn’t 100% vacation as there is also a reason why they are here at this beach which is located at the country of Gerra-Aruka. It seems one of the top heroes of Gerra-Aruka, Nelia Cunningham accused her of fighting in her territory which is akin to aggression. So to ease tensions, she invited her for a tea party. Obviously a trap but Karen didn’t care and sent Komari anyway. So as they meet Nelia, she wonders if Komari is the strongest. As usual, she puts up her grandest act of being one. Nelia is so freaking impressed that she lived up to her expectations and reveals the real reason she invited her: She wants to team up for world domination. While Sakuna thinks wars are bad, Villhaze on the other hand believes Komari is strong enough and doesn’t need help. Not especially with an unpopular commander like her. So as Nelia pouts, Komari reveals her true intentions that even if she had such power, she doesn’t want to dominate the world. She is a pacifist after all. She will use it to seek world peace. Suddenly Bellius barges in with bad news. Komari’s troops accidentally stumble into Gerra-Aruka’s army who thought they were invading. In short, Komari’s troops easily defeated them! And there goes Mellanconcey blowing up their tower! Nelia gets mad. You asked for it! This is war! Komari and co no choice have to retreat.

Back home, no rest for Komari because soon there is Karla Amatsu from Heavenly Paradise who wants to speak to her. She wants to form an alliance with her country. Heavenly Paradise is on bad terms with Gerra-Aruka which was once a monarchy named only Aruka until 5 years ago it became a republic after the current president, Madhart started a revolution. So the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Komari seems to agree with Karla’s vision of peace as Karla continues to add that their powers are the same and that’s why she needs her help. But soon, Komari receives a letter from Nelia. She is hell bent in giving her some payback! This shocks Karla because she thought she was all for peace. Did she lie? Even more so Komari now acts tough like a bloodthirsty killer so as not to disappoint her men. Karla is shocked and wants to call off the alliance but Karen says that won’t do. It was her idea to call an alliance but backs out when talks breaks down? For that insult she must die. She orders Komari to kill her. Wait. What? So as both girls try to outdo each other by claiming how many they could kill, Villhaze just pushes a reluctant Komari onto Karla. This scares the sh*t out of her as Karen uses this to blackmail Karla to form an alliance if she doesn’t want to die. With that, Karla agrees. Meanwhile Nelia is chastised by someone for missing her chance to kill Komari. She is warned not to fail again lest she wants to end up like her father. Nelia has no choice to do it since she vows to change her country. She needs to make Komari her servant for her plans.

Episode 10
Karla panics after realizing the alliance would mean war and that she would die! But don’t worry, she believes her brains will see her through this. Her assistant, Koharu doesn’t seem convinced, though. As the Gerra-Aruka side is having their own meeting, Nelia pleads for another chance but Pascal Rainsworth mocks her for her failure that led to this. She will not be cowed and vows to transform her country. She will be the next president. Since Komari is still asleep, Villhaze brings her entire bed right in the middle of a meeting between Mulnite and Heavenly Paradise. It seems Madhart has declared war on their alliance and what do you know? Komari is now the leader of this alliance. Seeing mass massacre and slaughtering is inevitable, Karen suggests they divide into offense and defensive teams. They also talk about Gerra-Aruka’s illegal move by bringing in lots of ritual articles to this land to construct a Dark Core zone in their resort area known as Daydream Paradise. They want to expose this findings to the other nations but there is a risk that they might take advantage of this war and steal the articles. Soon, Gerra-Aruka teleports in and starts firing a few warning shots. Madhart makes contact with Karen, asking her to surrender or reveal their Dark Core’s nature for his side to withdraw. Obviously Karen doesn’t give a damn, even if he has allied with Haku-Goku Commonwealth and Lapelico Kingdom. She orders her men to bomb Gerra-Aruka’s capital! This is war! Hell yeah! So both sides start blasting at each other as we see formidable enemies like Prohellya Butchersky a crazy sniper from Haku-Goku and a giraffe with a really long neck, Neckson McLongo from Lapelico. Yeah, those names…

With Rainsworth coming in for Komari’s head, amidst the messy war, Nelia teleports her away. In a safe location near Daydream Paradise, Nelia reveals that she was a student of Komari’s mom. Proof, this pendant she keeps from her. Nelia recalls meeting Komari 5 years ago at a party. When they talked, Komari didn’t like fighting and wanted to make friends. That in a way can lead to world domination. Via friendship. Komari wanted to be her friend but Madhart warned Nelia of doing such. Cool Komari noted that whatever rift between the nations, it’s theirs to begin with. She wanted to be friends with him too. Now Komari remembers it all as Nelia continues how Madhart who was the kingdom’s former general overthrew the royal family and became the republic’s first president. His goal is to start war with all the nations and Nelia will expose his evil ways to reform her country. As Komari trusts her and agrees to help, Nelia surprises her by giving a kiss! Sorry, it’s not an Aruka greeting! But jealous Villhaze would love to try this custom. With Nelia missing, Rainsworth suspects she has betrayed them. But he puts his priorities to track down Komari.

Episode 11
Nelia explains the dark secret behind Daydream Paradise. Basically the supporters of the royal family are incarcerated there thanks to Madhart. There are also human experiments being conducted there and rumours has it that ritual articles are being smuggled into there. Some individuals who are tortured enough may have their Core Implosion evolved to a point that grants enough power to move the very stars. Hence the plan is to reveal this truth to the public. Madhart tasks Rainsworth to continue finding Nelia and Komari. At the same time he will activate Daydream Unit in which Rainsworth will take charge once the time comes. Now we see Nelia fighting Rainsworth and she is stumped how the enemies find their location so quickly. They try to escape as Villhaze takes some damage while protecting Komari. Before Rainsworth can slay Komari, here comes the cavalry of Delphyne, Sakuna and Komari’s men. Sakuna has a tracker on Komari so yeah. They buy time for them to head towards Daydream Paradise. Meanwhile the people of Gerra-Aruka are protesting against Madhart. They call for his fall as they don’t want war. When Nelia’s side reach outside Daydream Paradise, some tough warrior named Abercrombie is supposed to await them but he is already killed off. Don’t understand Villhaze’s deduction that this is Sakuna’s work. They both met before and she used her Core Implosion against him and he became her puppet and turned against his own men whenever she wants. As they head underground, Gertrude (Nelia’s personal maid) shows her true colours and betrays Nelia and deals Villhaze some damage. She is Rainsworth’s sister. The reason she is doing this is because after watching all her hard work went unrewarded, she felt if she continued, she would fall apart. So give up and live in peace instead. Rainsworth talks about Madhart’s peace so their goals are the same. However Nelia begs to differ since her method is different. When Komari tells off Rainsworth to apologize to Nelia, he beats her up. Sakuna is not pleased and wants to kill this bugger. But as reminded, he has a bigger task so Gertrude fights her as Rainsworth goes to take charge of Daydream Unit, an elite squad Madhart developed in secret. Yeah, look like awakened zombies to me. Madhart didn’t expect Karen to come see him but of course she won’t tell him where the Dark Core is despite he badmouths vampires as inferior beings. Nelia has fallen into despair and is willing to give up. Luckily Komari talks her out of it and gives her hope. She wants Nelia to drink her blood. Doing so, Nelia powers up and returns to her groove in accomplishing her original goal.

Episode 12
As Karen and Madhart trade bluffs that they will win, a reporter broadcasts directly from Daydream Paradise to the entire world of Madhart’s atrocities. After Nelia has freed all the prisoners, she goes to beat up her maid. Gertrude didn’t do anything because she is in shock that Nelia continues to defy what’s best for her. Gertrude explains how she was always abused by her brother to become stronger. Unlike Nelia who always treated her kindly. Because Madhart is a cruel hero, there is no way she wanted to see her get hurt. That’s why she wanted her to give up so as to live in peace. Gertrude thinks of disowning herself from Nelia’s service but she won’t allow that. She is not going to live in that kind of fake peace and find fault with Madhart. To handle what comes next, now Nelia wants Komari to drink her blood. Big protest from Villhaze and Sakuna but I guess there are things that needed to be done. After all, her mom is her teacher so they’re like sisters. With Komari awakening, everyone now cheers on for her. Flote and Helldeus have done all they can to evacuate the citizens. Thanks to Millicient who is now in charge of a platoon unit, she helps stave off Daydream Unit. She even pops up before Rainsworth to warn him about Komari. She leaves so that Komari can take the credit.

With all other nations now against Gerra-Aruka even their former allies, Rainsworth is not pleased with the tables turned. He uses his Core Implosion to turn his body into steel to fight Komari. Holy sh*t! Komari doing Gate of Babylon move???!!! Her light swords all pierce through Rainsworth. As he lies defeated, flashback shows he always tolerated the abuse by others to protect Gertrude. He hated the royalty and vowed to become strong to get back at them. Komari then finishes him. Now Madhart panics over that monstrosity as Karen tells him about Komari who is able to achieve world domination by being friends rather than military might in a single person. Komari can do it because she is different. Madhart dies as Komari kills him. In the aftermath, Madhart goes missing and a presidential election will be held for Gerra-Aruka. Nelia happily reunites with her father. We then hear Kakumei narrating that this was all part of his plan to destroy Gerra-Aruka. Because some goddess wasn’t happy with the human experiments he was doing and with the existence of Dark Core, that is why Kakumei baited Madhart with some ritual article and lead him into an unwinnable war. It’s also why Karla who is his sister wasn’t happy she was sent on this mission. A month later, Komari leads her troops against Nelia. The latter doing so to improve her reputation and get some votes for the election by defeating Komari. But I’m guessing this is going to be a fight over Komari. Nelia, Villhaze and Sakuna all want a piece of Komari. Regret that you should have stayed a shut-in?

Liar, Liar, Vampire
Maybe this is how people of the world is going to seek peace. They fight each other with all their heart’s content and at the end of the day, they shake hands and laugh it all off. I mean, fighting each other freely with to their heart’s content is still way better than being mind controlled and under the thumb of a single madman and selfish megalomaniac. So yeah, Komari is going to have a lot of work cut out for her now that she is quickly earning a great reputation. I guarantee there is no way in going back to her hikikomori life. And miss out all the fighting? Especially now she has (at current count) 3 twisted b*tches hot chicks who want nothing more but Komari herself? My, the world’s most eligible vampire if I must say. Good luck Komari. You’ll need it.

I don’t really know or where the direction of the series is heading and it feels like all over the place. While I’m not saying that it is confusing or a bad thing but the way I see it, the entire series is just trying to pit Komari into one troublesome affair to another. After all, where’s the fun when you have a certain Dark Core zone in which battles can take place but no real deaths. Sure, you get killed but you get resurrected soon after. I suppose if you love killing and shed blood, it would be okay but other than that, don’t you think it is all just meaningless? I mean, you can’t die and the whole war thingy between nations just felt like one big military exercise or something. Sure, there’s that Inverse Moon cult thingy who wants to bring true and permanent death (life’s so much more interesting dicing with death, no?) but as far as this season is concerned, it’s all about showcasing Komari and her, uhm, aptitude?

So basically the entire series is trying to showcase how lucky our vampire princess is. I think that is the charm of the whole series. Komari being a meek vampire who doesn’t want to fight, she is forced to put up some fake and lame acting (which would instantly win her a few Razzies) just to act tough so as not to be perceived as weak. Of course things get out of hand, lots of chaos ensuing, Komari must have lady luck on her side as she gets by one way or another. Either everyone thinks she is a cunning son of a b*tch or she is a totally competent and skilful bloodthirsty commander of her platoon. Everybody really overthinks and have quite a perception on her. Thank the newspaper reports that play up and exaggerate her exploits. Komari will be your new Kim Jong Un or Vladimir Putin if you’re not careful, damn! It doesn’t help that Villhaze and Karen stoke the fire to further portray Komari as one tough mother and make things even worse but as we all have seen, things somehow just work out nicely in the end. That includes Komari invoking her special power.

This series has got a few terminologies of its own and I’m still wrapping my head around terms like Dark Core, Core Implosions and ritual articles. Thankfully not that hard for me to understand them like those darn sci-fi series but still need to get some used to. But I’m still confused about the lore of this series. What goddess are they talking about overseeing all this?! Am I thinking that this goddess loves watching some (fake) bloodshed and that everybody fighting is like some sort of tribute to her? Could be wrong but yeah, I must not be paying close attention.

Love her or loath her, Komari is one of those that seeks peace and a pacifist but due to circumstances not under her control, she is forced to go on a ride of her life. It is definitely a dangerous world out there so was it better she had stayed locked in her room and never come out? Obviously by doing so we won’t have this anime! But despite all the rollercoaster ride, this new position has given Komari a lot of new breath in her life. Had she remained a hikikomori, she would have never meet the various people and learn what is going on in the current state. Not a pretty world but it is not going to change if she continues to stay in bed forever, right? After all, Komari possesses a unique power that could change the fate of the world and it would be a waste for her to just let it rot with her. So yeah, for better or worse (most likely the latter as I’ve seen her reactions) it was definitely more of a good thing that Komari has come out from her shell. Like they say, no pain no gain. Uhm, I think I would agree with Komari that no pain at all would definitely be more preferable!

Making Komari’s life a living hell or I would rather say exacerbating her misery is her personal maid, Villhaze. She is both resourceful and annoying. You can’t truly like her but at the same time can’t bring yourself to hate her. No, it’s not because she is a maid, mind you! Anyway, to sum up Villhaze in a word: Pervert. That says it all about her. We have seen her back story so we understand her circumstances and loyalty to Komari. But at the same time, it’s like she wants to have some fun with the admired person and hence a lot of perversion, much to Komari’s chagrin. Characters like her make the whole series a lot fun and funnier because imagine if Villhaze remains the stoic and serious maid without all the perversion. Is that Villhaze to begin with?! So yeah, forgive me if seeing Villhaze tormenting Komari with her unwanted perversions brings a smile to my face and at the same time makes my skin crawl on ends. Creepy. Of course sometimes she gets karma handed to her as she gets jealous of other characters getting closer to Komari or she being denied of whatever sick perversion. Just a little price to put up for loyal maid, no?

If there is a disappointing character, actually I want to point out they are the men under Komari’s wing. I was expecting to see more of them and especially Bellius, Caostel and Mellanconcey. They seem like really weird and wacko people. The crazy kind who would stir up trouble and be Villhaze’s partner in crime but provide useful when the time calls for it. However they are just like the rest of those bloodthirsty uncivilized and unnamed guys in the rest of the platoon: Forgettable. They don’t do much except causing a few havoc and chaos once in a while, especially when they fight over whatever weird Komari rewards. Yeah, makes them feel like rabid Komari fans who would stop at nothing to fulfil their whatever Komari desires. What if their tough and bloodthirsty façade is just the way they talk? You know, crude rude dudes? But deep down, they are actually nice and amicable people once you really get to know them! But for now, they serve as a stepping stone for the running joke for Komari to act as a tough leader so these losers can love her more when something brutal happens and is credited to her. Gotta love our Komari even more! Hell yeah! Better than the running joke of Helders getting killed off unceremoniously by her, right?! Yeah, thank goodness that stopped somewhere…

Other characters, they have their own charms, hits and misses. Like Karen being the current empress of Mulnite, she acts like a ditzy and carefree person but I assure that is all a façade to let your guard down. Which do you prefer? A strict and uptight b*tch ruler? Oh yeah. Having Karen as a lively person seems to be the better option but I’m sure this is just a distraction as she is a very powerful person. She is not the supreme commander of the Crimson Lords for nothing, you know. Then again, she could be a very dangerous person too and you don’t want to even know that persona of hers. Then there’s Sakuna who is shy and a Komari fan as well as Villhaze’s biggest rival to Komari’s heart. Need I say more? Helldeus is like a father figure so you wonder how such gentle people can become Crimson Lords. Circumstances like Komari, perhaps. Because the rest are just crazy like Flote, she’s one helluva crazy b*tch and Delphyne is hard to decipher since she is always wearing a mask.

Millicient was truly a cruel character whom you would love to hate seeing how she tormented Komari and she revelled in it. Obviously we were shed light on her past so is she to be entirely blamed? Still, a very cruel woman in my books but strangely, she has been given some freedom after her defeat? Not sure why but I think it’s to help soften the blow for us not to further think she is truly some evil b*tch. That’s why Rainsworth and Madhart helm that role because we all do really hate those people in power trying to do as they please, right? No love lost when they go down. Yeah, this series really has a number of characters seeing each nation has their own elite troops and bunch of crazy characters but too bad we don’t get to see them all here. From the noble Nelia trying to restore her nation to the clumsy and comical Karla (why do I feel her character was written to be a clown?), it’s definitely a huge world out there.

Art and animation are quite high quality. At least in many scenes I see they don’t skimp on the details. There are also quite a number of bright and livid scenes as well as dark ones. Also some blood but don’t worry, nobody really dies. While the character designs are typical and I find that many of the female characters have this one kind look, the one I want to point out is Komari. When I first looked at her, I was wondering what the heck Yami from To Love-Ru is doing here?! When did this assassin turned into a shut-in vampire?! I thought they were created by the same author but nope. Did this series do some plagiarism? Because some other characters also look like from other anime like Sakuna having this uncanny resemblance to the titular character of Tejina-senpai, Karla could be Nekopara’s Chocola, Nelia perhaps a grown up version of Spy x Family’s Anya and Millicient a rip-off from Genshin Impact’s Ganyu? But I think the best design is that t-shirt bearing Komari’s derpy face! Classic! A bit of CGI also but considering I noticed them only on Daydream Unit, it seems to fit those stiff armoured knights. This anime is done by Project No. 9 who did Ro-Kyu-Bu, Tenshi No 3P, Ryuuou No Oshigoto, Watashi Nouryoku Wa Heikinchi De Tte Itta Yo Ne and Shachiku-san Wa Youjo Yuurei. So if you’re wondering why the characters have a little bit of loli looks, now you know.

For the voice acting, I recognized Sora Amamiya as Millicient, Nobuhiko Okamoto as Rainsworth, Natsuki Hanae as Chaostel and barely Youko Hikasa as Karen (since she sounds a bit like a retard). Not forgetting cameos like Ayako Kawasumi as Komari’s mom and Aoi Yuuki as Prohellya while I almost missed Yuuichi Nakamura as Kakumei. Other casts are Tomori Kusunoki as Komari (Annette in Spy x Kyoushitsu), sayumi Suzushiro as Villhaze (Oono in High Score Girl), Manaka Iwami as Sakuna (Chiaki in Gamers), Ai Fairouz as Nelia (Takechiyo in Hanyou No Yashahime), Miyuri Shimabukuro as Karla (titular character in Yuragi-sou No Yuuna-san), Riho Sugiyama as Flote (Rosary in Slime Taoshite 300-nen Shiranai Uchi Ni Level Max Ni Nattemashita), Rina Hidaka as Gertude (Last Order in To Aru Majutsu No Index), Masaaki Mizunaka as Bellius (Ryuuen in Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E), Tasuku Hatanaka as Mellanconcey (Kaminari in Boku No Hero Academia), Kazuhiko Inoue as Madhart (Gildarts in Fairy Tail), Hidenari Ugaki as Helldeus, Natsumi Fujiwara as Delphyne (Damian in Spy x Family), Yuusuke Kobayashi as Helders (Subaru in Re: Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu), and Tetsu Inada as Odilon (Gamagoori in Kill La Kill).

Well, the opening theme seems kinda familiar. That lively techno beat… Oh damn, it’s Fripside! Thankfully not a clone of any of the songs I know (like Only My Railgun) but Red Liberation still retains all that trademark that it is identifiable and uniquely Fripside. Too bad I didn’t quite like this as it is quite heavy on the rock side as well as too much techno beat and yeah, the dubstep that was just really heavy. For the ending theme, it is definitely something that is way calmer compared to the opener. Nemurenai by Miminari featuring Tomori Kusunoki isn’t entirely a sleepy song but Komari singing the entire song in a breathy manner gives it a sultrier feel than sleepiness. Otherwise, this feels like a normal anime pop song.

Overall, I have mixed feelings over this series. While it is entirely not boring but on the other hand it is not that great either. Seeing a reluctant shut-in vampire being trusted into an important leading position and then run riot with all the helter-skelter frenzy chaos while she continues to put up with all the tsuyogari (bluff strength) as her exterior and everyone gets trolled or vexed by it, can be fun at times but at the same time a whole lot of cringe. I mean, lots of twisted, sick and perverted characters here, right? Don’t worry, all in the name of comedy. Thank goodness the internet doesn’t exist in this world because Komari would’ve continued to stay inside and become the greatest internet troll that will kill everyone who crosses her online and die a horrible death a million times from her toxic insults and memes! Oh Komari, what will the world be without you. Now, where can I get that awesome Komari t-shirt!

When the next round of threat threatens to destroy the world, who are you gonna call? The shield hero. That’s right. Only this moody guy is strong and dependable unlike the rest of the other heroes. It is without surprise Tate No Yuusha No Nariagari S3 is another season under this series’ belt since it was announced they were going to have a second and third season. Just not airing continuously or back to back. Time to see our titular character rise to even greater moments as the fruits of his efforts (and betrayal) have come to fruition. He’s going to be your next God now at this rate.

Episode 1
Naofumi narrates after the defeat of the tortoise, the next beast AKA the phoenix was supposed to be next. But thanks to the energy he took back from Kyo, this bought them about 3 months of time before this next Wave hits. He wants to use this chance to strengthen their defence. However the fight with Kyo also took a big hit on their stats. Mirelia speaks to him about the other 3 heroes going missing. AGAIN?! There are also other issues to deal with like the Faubrey side stationing their soldiers around despite the tortoise have been defeated so Melromarc and its allies have also stationed theirs nearby just in case. As for the Seven Star Heroes, it seems she has no way in finding or contacting. Save for 1 who is right here in Melromarc. Well, who would’ve guessed it is Aultcray, oops I mean Trash. Speaking of that, Myne, oops I mean, Bitch/Slut is also missing. WTF these people… Naofumi then goes to see Berocas. It seems based on the new ruling by Mirelia, most of the slaves have been bought by nobles and then sold outside the kingdom. Naofumi wants to buy all the slaves back but it is going to cost him and very expensive. 10 times the price he paid for Raphtalia. Berocas then says if he still wants demi-humans from Lurolona village, go to Zeltoble. It is rumoured many are at this city. So his team head there to meet… Berocas? Oh, that’s his uncle. I thought he was his twin… They are taken to a secret underground auction where demi-humans are sold to the highest bidder. Obviously the slaves lie they are demi-humans from Lurolona. It doesn’t matter where they come from because that name is now a brand. He also notes Naofumi has not much money left after buying the remaining slaves. This means he needs to make money so head over to an underground arena where there are practically no rules for you to win. In here, money is everything. Naofumi recces the place and this hot babe. Nadia gives him some extra useful info about the fights if he buys her a drink. Hence Naofumi is going to enter this tournament with Raphtalia and Filo to win some money. I’m sure these masks will mask their identity… Folks, meet Team Rockvalley. Poor acting to fool the audience they are a weak team but they defeat their cocky opponents to cause a major upset on the betting odds.

Episode 2
What’s this? Many teams forfeit their matches? Are they scared of Rockvalley or something? Later Nadia talks to Naofumi again. He thought she set him up when bandits surround them. Apparently not. These are loser of those teams who forfeited. Nadia shows her great lightning magic that takes them out effortlessly. She then flirts with him but he is not impressed. She warns him to forfeit his match or pray they won’t meet. With more teams forfeiting, Rockvalley is reduced to fighting monster griffins? With the money they made, they go shop for some weapons and the famous merchant is more than happy to be their sponsor. With no more teams left, looks like the next match will be the finals pitting Rockvalley and Nadia. Nadia knows Naofumi’s intentions to win to get the money to buy the Lurolona slaves. She cautions him she won’t lose to those who only care about money. The final fight begins with both sides pulling no punches. To make things more interesting, the arena is filled with water because Nadia then transforms into her true form, a killer whale. As she is about to kill Raphtalia, the latter recognizes her as Sadeena. In turn, Nadia also recognizes her. Realizing who Naofumi is, Nadia now understands why he is in this tournament. In the final clash, Rockvalley defeats Nadia. However because her sponsor isn’t pleased, he forces the announcer to invalidate this match and instead both teams will team up to fight the next exhibition match against this Murder Clown and her marionettes. Another round of fighting until Naofumi and Nadia imbue Raphtalia with more power. Raphtalia could have beaten Murder Clown with it but she escapes. She then notes how weak they are and notes the other world will destroy them if they have trouble fighting her. As she has fought enough for her pay, she leaves. Nadia’s sponsor is still not wanting to give Rockvalley the victory they deserve, accusing them of using a fake name and betting on themselves to win more money. But when the slave trader and merchant vouch for Naofumi and that he will receive all the winnings he deserves, everyone soon realizes the shield hero. Also, Nadia is the rightful owner of the Lurolona slaves since she bought it with her prize money. With this over, Nadia now joins Naofumi’s team. Sorry, make that Sadeena. A racoon, a chicken and now a fish!

Episode 3
Fohl returns to his cell to feed his heavily wounded and sickly sister, Atla some food and medicine. Naofumi comes in to look for some slaves and calls out those pretending to be one and trying to be saved by him. Fohl catches his eye seeing he wants Naofumi to buy them. As explained, he is of a white tiger lineage and possesses very high combat ability despite at a young age. He can further upgrade when he grows up. This means he is quite pricey. Learning about his sister, Naofumi is able to heal her with this elixir so Fohl has to prepare himself to work for him for the rest of his life. Fohl assures he will quadruple that payback amount. With Atla feeling much better, a few more dosages and she’ll be back to health. The siblings are taken back to Naofumi’s village as well as the rest of the Lurolona slaves. Although the village is making some progress, he notes the holes in the defence. Yeah, they’re just a bunch of kids. Can they defend the place? Atla’s rehabilitation is done as she is able to take off her bandages although she still remains blind. At least she is learning how to walk. One night when Naofumi is away, the village is under attack by bandits who intend to kidnap the demi-humans to sell them for a high price. Fohl manages to head to a secret spot as told by Naofumi to light up a flare before being captured. The bandit boss is going to kill him to make him an example but that is when Naofumi and co return. They kick all the bandits’ ass and will not let any one of them escape. Even when the bandit boss surrenders, Naofumi wants to execute him. However he is told not to. Because of the crest on the armour the bandits were wearing, they belong to an important noble. This means there’ll be hell to pay if these bandits die. In that case, Naofumi will sell them to Siltvelt as slaves. Now the bandits are panicking and begging not to be sent there. Death would’ve been much better? Off they go as Naofumi even fetches a high price selling them. With Fohl needing to get stronger as he can’t protect Atla, Naofumi resets their stats so they could take advantage of his hero buffs. When Naofumi’s side visits Mirelia, they bump into Aultcray Trash. But upon seeing Atla, he is overcome with sadness and pity. Mirelia explains the staff hero’s heroics. Yes, apparently he too had a story. Luge Lansarz Faubrey abandoned his name and country all for the sake of his sister. As a soldier in Melromarc, he gained fame and glory. But his sister was kidnapped by Siltvelt and he was driven mad with vengeance. But enough of that loser’s story, the real reason Mirelia calls them is because they have found Motoyasu.

Episode 4
Naofumi’s job is to find Motoyasu and convince him to help fight the next Wave. The only other info Mirelia has is that Ren’s comrades are all dead. As Naofumi returns to his land and feeds his demi-human kids with lunch, a strange girl named Syne Lokk pops up to ask for food. Don’t remember her? She is Murder Clown. She is willing to pay but Naofumi distrusts her and shoos her away. Well, how many times is she going to glance over her shoulders to see if he changes his mind? None. Be gone! Naofumi, Raphtalia and Filo head to town to begin their search. They see Motoyasu trying to beg a former comrade, Elena to rejoin him. However she shuns him. When Naofumi confronts him, he flees. Naofumi then talks to Elena what happened. Apparently Motoyasu’s team tried to attack the Spirit Tortoise first to get some brownie points. But he failed. And just like that, the comrades realized they picked the wrong guy to suck up to and left! Soon, Naofumi finds Ren alone at the tavern. Talking to him, he confirms all his members are dead but blames them for being weak so it’s not his own fault. Naofumi tries to convince him that he can still fight but oh look, here comes Myne Bitch to claim that this was all Naofumi’s doing. She accuses him of that mock trial was a sham, a conspiracy to take the throne away from her and give it to Melty and that he was controlling the Spirit Tortoise. Oh Ren won’t believe this Bit- oh wait, HE BELIEVES HER???!!! Because it seems her slave crest isn’t lighting up, proving she is telling the truth. More complication as Motoyasu comes in and wants Bitch back in his fold but she won’t allow him. So when Ren is now turning against Naofumi, the latter tells him off that his refusal to face reality and treat this like a video game is the root of his problem. However, Ren still refuses to acknowledge it and even attacks him with all the people around, luckily Naofumi deflects it. With Bitch’s advice, they flee. Poor Motoyasu is now in despair after being abandoned once again by that Slut. As Filo gives a sterling idol performance to the tavern, Motoyasu regains his confidence and finds his love for Filo again! Oh great. He’s scaring her now! Now he is calling Naofumi his father and wants to marry Filo! OMFG! LOLICON ALERT!!! Nobody is impressed or give a damn until he calls Raphtalia a pig. She beats him up and they all return home.

Episode 5
Naofumi, Raphtalia and Filo are suddenly attacked by a couple of strange guys. Holy sh*t! Did one of them summon a meteor to crash on them?! You think a few puny shields and a shield prison could protect them? Well I don’t know, somehow it did. Thanks to Syne popping up to help, those guys are killed off. However Naofumi finds it all pretty convenient. He thinks she is working for them and still doesn’t trust her. I understand him being cautious but doesn’t he sound like a dick to a person who just saved him? Nevertheless, he takes her back to his village since she is hungry. From what those guys said, Syne confirms she is from another world and a vassal weapon wielder. Her world was destroyed and those heroes killed. She helped him because she doesn’t want to see another fellow weapon wielder die. As for her timing, she placed a needle on him during their fight and you could say she has been watching him ever since. Although Naofumi still doesn’t trust her, he lets her stay but keeps an eye on her. Well, she’s quite popular with the kids. With Keel and some of the kids levelling up, Naofumi takes them to the capital to upgrade their class. Then he goes to see Elhart because Tollynemiya wants to be a blacksmith apprentice. Apparently both know each other as they used to train together. Eclair reports to Naofumi about her findings. The Spirit Tortoise’s rampage destroyed some prison and while many prisoners died, some survived and escaped. They are the ones who then attacked his village but she is unsure if both incidents are related. She also discovered another group of bandits that is active lately. Their leader is very cautious and doesn’t make himself known. Naofumi rounds up the gang to go hunt this bandit group. He splits up the team to search the area. I bet Naofumi teaming up with Raph-chan is to give this mascot some decent screen time. To his surprise, he finds Motoyasu fighting Ren! OMG, Ren wearing a mask, he trying to be Batman or something?!

Episode 6
A glimpse of Ren’s previous high school life. Basically he is an avid gamer. When he came to this world, he realized it was exactly like the game he was playing: Brave Star Online. That was why he was so confident he could defeat the Spirit Tortoise. Until he realized he couldn’t. His comrades dead and he sank into shock. Compounding his misery is that b*tch who told him he was the only one. Yeah, I’m sure those tits swayed him to join her side. But soon, he realized he has been duped as that slut stole his equipment and left a note that he is no longer useful to her. Yup. Useless is a taboo word for him. Then he gets attacked by a couple of strange guys. He felt weak and ran into hiding. However he was chased out of homes of ordinary people who claim he did nothing to protect them from the Spirit Tortoise. Sinking further into depression, he stumbled into those mocking bandits. He killed them and took their mask and became the new Batman. Soon he fought Motoyasu who has been smoking out the bandits for attacking the town and he thought Ren was their leader. Naofumi stumbled into this and that’s where we are now. Because Ren is so desperate to become stronger, Naofumi realizes his curse is attacking. Despite all the tricks Ren does, Naofumi and his comrades could overcome it. Eclair offers to fight Ren. Naofumi realizes she is a better swordsman than Ren and allows it after buffing her. As they clash, she asks about his ambitions. He wants to be strong to save the world. That felt so flimsy that Eclair is able to best him. This aggravation invokes his curse further as Naofumi realizes his curse resembles both greed and gluttony. So the curse series resemble the 7 deadly sins? Fortunately, Eclair once more puts him down. Then those strange guys come to attack but are easily taken care off by Motoyasu. Their souls are trying to escape but Raphtalia takes care of that. Naofumi is surprised that Motoyasu did what he is told to get stronger and now the fruits are showing. Eclair offers to train Ren and with some sound advice that he can get stronger (although he cannot change the past), Ren agrees. I take it that he has found salvation. A brief clip shows Ren was stabbed to death when he tried to save a group of girls from a knife assailant.

Episode 7
With Sadeena’s training, Keel can now turn into a cute little puppy. Ren is also adjusting to life in Naofumi’s village. Ratotille Anthreya AKA Rat soon looks for Naofumi. She has a letter from Mirelia. It states she has been exiled for causing trouble. However her alchemy might help Naofumi. Of course Rat calls out those lies. Apparently people didn’t like her experiments so they shut down her lab and killed her test subjects. Rat thinks it is a good thing to be posted here since she is interested in testing Filo! Run, Filo, run!!! Naofumi would like to see what she can do so she tends to some caterpillar monsters they have in the shed. He notices they are breeding and have eggs. The kids don’t want him to throw them away although clearly he doesn’t have the capacity to take care more of them. Rat believes she can handle this since she is able to make monsters stronger. Naofumi still distrusts her and will have her a slave crest. She is okay with it as long as she can do her research. Then Siltvelt sends them a dragon egg. To help keep its good stats, looks like Naofumi has to carry it around. Yeah, no wonder some can’t stop snickering how funny he looks! There’s the case of Atla sneaking into Naofumi’s room to sleep with him. Nothing sexual, mind you! She even has the gall to tie up Fohl to prevent him from stopping her. Soon the egg hatches. Uhm did this dragon come from the wrong anime? Oh I don’t know, did he fail some Pokemon audition???!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Sighs… Since Wyndia names him Gaelion, Naofumi tasks her to look after it. So we see the cute little critter with the gang. Yeah, Filo is going to have a rival in getting Naofumi’s attention as his pet mascot! Hey, where the heck is Raph-chan?! Gaelion seems to crave for Naofumi’s attention so Raphtalia suggests letting him live in his room to serve as a guard dog and stop Atla’s nightly visit. Naughty Gaelion then swallows this jewel from Kizuna’s world. WTF?! Now it turns into huge menacing dragon. So this Pokemon finally evolved, huh? He creates a bit of havoc before flying off.

Episode 8
As explained, the Emperor Dragon may have taken over Gaelion’s mind since all dragons have a dragon that contains a core that contains their mind. They need to go get him back before it gets worse but looks like there is another problem. Filo has collapsed. Turns out she is suffering from some curse and Gaelion is absorbing her stats. At this rate she will die. At this point, everybody wants to come along with Naofumi so he has no time to argue. Even Filo. Arriving at the village, the villagers hope Naofumi will help save them from the dragon as there is a dragon’s den nearby. As they make haste, a porcupine monster shows up but I guess this is to showcase Wyndia having some magic ability. More precisely, to use the dragon veins around to summon magic. Meanwhile Filo’s curse gets worse. Oh my, she turning into an evil chicken? Then as Naofumi’s side enters the cave, there is Gaelion. But wait. Filo is here too! OMG. Dragon vs chicken?! Not much of a fight as Filo gets owned and devoured! Seriously? Does it taste like chicken?! Just kidding! This evolves Gaelion into a huge dragon. As everyone makes their attack to bring it down, Wyndia soon stops everyone. She tells dad to even stop. Eh? What? Her dad was the dragon that lived in this area. After he was killed, she lost faith in the heroes except Naofumi since he was the only one kind to her. Ren realizes the zombie dragon he slew was her father. He became a zombie to protect her. As Wyndia pleads for her dad to let go, he attacks her. Luckily Ren protects her as he now transforms into another form. Is this his final form? Perhaps. Herald, Emperor Dragon. Naofumi realizes combining the dragon’s core with the one from Kizuna’s world caused their souls to mix. Emperor Dragon wastes no time in telling his goals to control this world from weak humans and has a grudge against Kizuna’s group who stopped his plans. Well, he is kind enough to show Filo at the core of his heart. She’ll be part of his flesh. Better get going and slay this dragon. However his defence is high and only because he is absorbing Naofumi’s shield abilities. Naofumi thinks of using his wrath shield and fail a power up to weaken him. Too bad Emperor Dragon saw that coming and seizes control of his wrath shield. He can do that?! Then his blast takes out everyone. Naofumi left standing. Can his puny shield protect the kids?

Episode 9
Saving them from certain death is Atla’s mysterious magic touch. This causes Emperor Dragon to miss and blast the water basin above, flooding our heroes out. As they camp for the night, Atla asks Wyndia if that is her father. Before you wonder how a scaly reptile can have a furry mammal as an offspring, here’s a short flashback. Apparently they’re not related by blood. But of course. Her real father was running away and left her in the care of this dragon who happened to be nearby. He died shortly after. Dragon knew nuts on how to raise a kid so I don’t know how Wyndia grew up normally. Unless she’s a genius but whatever. So you can see the awesome times Wyndia spent with her dragon dad. Then one day, she saw an upside down scale and tried to fix it but he went berserk. Hence she remembers that is the dragon’s weakness. Telling this to Naofumi, he hatches a teamwork plan to take Emperor Dragon down. When day breaks, everybody is in position to fight Emperor Dragon. Just when it all seems hopeless once more against the dragon’s might, here comes the white tiger siblings to turn the tables. Fohl breaking through its barrier and Atla once more using her magic touch to paralyze it. This allows Filo and Gaelion to be freed. Once rescued, Emperor Dragon tries to flee but everyone does a final teamwork combo to slay him for good. Sad for Wyndia to see her dad go this way but she thanks him for being her father. In the aftermath, Emperor Dragon’s essence gets absorbed into Naofumi’s shield as he warns him about wrath will always dwell in his heart. While the villagers are thankful, Naofumi chides them off as the ones at fault. Because they manipulated the dragon to steal his treasures so it was not Ren’s fault to begin with. Thus they got what they deserved. Ren apologizes to Wyndia and knows what he has done cannot be atoned. While she cannot forgive him, but she still thanks him for saving her twice. Naofumi learns Wyndia’s dad’s core got transferred into Gaelion so he is somewhat saved. He hopes Naofumi will keep this a secret since his daughter is learning to overcome his death. The rivalry between Filo and Gaelion continues. Chicken wants her stolen stats back. Not giving back, loser! Gaelion further infuriates her as he evolves into a larger dragon. Now he can give Naofumi rides. In the sky! Rides are no more exclusive to you, Filo!

Episode 10
We still need to remember Lecia’s problem. Yeah, being kicked out by Itsuki’s group because she is weak. Flashback reveals she was accused of breaking something belonging to Itsuki and her comrades saw it. However she claimed innocence. And just like that Itsuki kicked her out not because she was right or wrong, but rather she will be a burden to him. Naofumi needs Filo to level up and sends her away to train with Melty and Raph-chan. While Filo is more than happy, Melty is not. But she has no say about it and that’s that. This is all part of Naofumi’s plan to have Melty relax a bit since she has been working hard. Also with Melty’s absence, he wants Eclair to pick up the slack and continue Melty’s work. With Syne making some money from the underground arena, she also mentions of a participant who is an archer that goes by the name of Perfect Hidden Justice making his rounds. Well, that’s Itsuki, right? So as they head there to check it out, speak of the devil, Lecia spots Itsuki but he doesn’t respond. She tries to finally talk to him in his room but he mutters about people needing his help and that he needs to save others. Since he continues to ignore her, Naofumi wonders if that b*tch is behind this. Yeah, looks like it. Warning him about her lies, if he doesn’t believe, Ren is here to tell him first hand his experience on it. Too bad he still doesn’t believe. We see Itsuki fight like a barbarian as he remembers how everyone was disappointed in him after the Spirit Tortoise incident. They left him but after that b*tch believed in him, everyone came back to his side. That is why he is fighting for them who believes in him. Naofumi notes his weapon doesn’t activate like usual and gives off a bad feeling. Lecia wants Naofumi to let her fight Itsuki as a way to talk to him and thank him for saving her life. Berocas has an idea. Itsuki delivers all his winnings to his ex-comrades and that certain b*tch. They put up the fakest act that this is still not enough to save the slaves. Itsuki tells them he stumbled into Naofumi. But don’t worry, he doesn’t believe his lies and will make him understand. After Itsuki wins the next fight, he receives an invitation for a special fight. Now he comes face to face with Lecia and thinks this will be an easy win. But Lecia has different ideas. This time she is going to save him.

Episode 11
Itsuki believes everyone tricked and set him up for this fight. No worries, he’ll let his justice prevail. F*cker tries to shoot at Naofumi’s group but of course he deflects it. He then accuses Naofumi of all his evil doings. Basically a certain b*tch told him that Naofumi bought all the slaves to be worked to death on his land. As for one mother who lamented about her son could not be saved, that son was already dead. You’re not expecting a shield to revive the dead, huh? Naofumi calls him out for trying to paint him a bad person and to hide his failures from the Spirit Tortoise incident. Itsuki thinks he wants to change the subject so now Itsuki fires multiple shots. Naofumi blocks them but some of the crowd gets hit. Apparently now they become fans who worship Itsuki. Yeah, that bow given by a certain slut is just brainwashing people. It’s not justice. Lecia refuses to accept his justice and the person he is now. So they begin fighting and with Lecia having levelled up from her training, this surprises Itsuki. Always thought of her as weak, huh? Itsuki so confused now he is sprouting devil wings! Even after Lecia’s sword breaks, she will not accept a replacement since it goes against her justice. So how to fight? Sure, one way is not to give up. But without a weapon? Oh I don’t know but it feels like plot convenience because now she got some translucent weapon that can change shape. In short, Itsuki is defeated by her boomerang! As he lies in shock, flashback shows a young Itsuki wanted to become a hero of justice. Everyone praised him for his dream. Even mom was proud. So when he enrolled in some magic school, his stats were the lowest. A huge shock. Even for mom. Now Itsuki believes a certain someone still believes in him. Yeah, Bitch telling him how he cares about everyone more in this world. Such sweet words. No wonder he was taken in. As he rushes back to her place. Oh my, she’s gone. Just a letter. She has already spent all the money he earned and if he wants to see her again, defeat Naofumi. In the meantime, she has left him all the debts. Have fun repaying. Enough justice for today? Yeah, he can’t handle it and faints. No joke. He wakes up in Naofumi’s village with Lecia by his side. I don’t know if this is heart breaking or not as we see a patient Lecia nursing him like a crippled patient. Still in shock but she remains by his side.

Episode 12
Sadeena talks to Naofumi about what he thinks of Raphtalia. She is trying to say that if he wants to marry her, he’ll have to watch out whenever Sadeena is around. Disappointing or not, Naofumi only views Raphtalia as his daughter. When Elhart visits the village, he brings some goodies. Among them is an outfit for Raphtalia. Naofumi insists she wears it. Raphtalia fans can droll over how pretty she looks in a miko outfit! But as she walks around in this village, suddenly a very alarmed Sadeena tells her to take it off now! But it might be too late because suddenly a house explodes! OMFG, who the f*ck these furry ninja assassins?! Sadeena claims such miko outfit means a declaration for the throne in a certain country. As everyone fights the ninjas, it seems the heroes’ attacks have no effect on them. Raphtalia and Naofumi have to combine their magic and use the dragon veins to confuse them before they are dealt the final blow. But everyone has to run because the ninjas self-destruct! Must be the next level hara-kiri. In the aftermath, Sadeena explains the details. Apparently in a faraway country in the east known as Q’ten Lo, such outfit is only worn by the ruler. Others doing so means a declaration of war. Oh, did we mention Raphtalia is of royalty blood of Q’ten Lo? Flashback shows her father who was tired of all the political struggles, ran away with his wife here. Sadeena has always been protecting them and went with them. When the first Wave hit, Sadeena was away and by the time she returned, tragedy has already struck. What makes Naofumi mad is that Raphtalia has been watched since the day she was born. In that case they should have known she was never interested in the throne. This means they were using this excuse just to kill her and at other times, they watched her in trouble, hoping she got killed. Obviously Naofumi will not accept this. He will head to Q’ten Lo to talk to them. If they refuse, he will force them to submit. First he sees Mirelia and she will send some knights to his village for protection. As Melromarc has no official ties with Q’ten Lo, she can only advise the fastest route there. A ferry that departs from Siltvelt. Meanwhile Aultcray Trash speaks to Fohl and Atla and is glad they are okay. Because he still faults Naofumi, they correct him that it was Naofumi who saved them. He leaves when Naofumi is heard returning but knows they will meet again. Naofumi will fly to his destination with Gaelion and Wyndia. Once there, he will open a portal back here for the rest to come. He notes he has no time for this when the next Wave is coming. But if this is concerning his comrades, he will have to fight an entire country if forced to.

Lost & Found
Uhm, so this is how this season ends? Are they saying that we are going to have another side distraction instead of fighting the Wave if they ever make another season? It is most likely that as the ending hints that there might be another season although at this point of writing there is no announcement of it yet. But I’m betting that my guts say it will. I mean, can’t end the series at this point, right? So I guess even if we have to go on another detour for another season, then I’m afraid we must. It is the fate of the shield hero after all. So yeah, I’m waiting for the next announcement of double seasons like how they did for the second and third season simultaneously years ago. Season 4 at Q’ten Lo and season 5 back to fighting the phoenix. Oh yeah. Just wait for it. Oh well, what do you know? And they did! Though, season 4 looks like it is going to be a movie…

Sorry folks, but I seem to find this season a bit underwhelming compared to the previous season. It’s like taking a big detour before the next Wave hits. In a way, it felt like one filler filled season. However it is wrong for me to paint it so because this tour isn’t actually meaningless. Before the next Wave comes, this season is all about Naofumi rebuilding his side and gaining comrades to his fold. I believe we are going to need more than just the usual shield hero’s team in fighting the next Wave. Oh you know, Raphtalia, Filo and Lecia being the only party members that Naofumi could count on. Therefore to add some more firepower and arsenal (and variety for the fights), this season is all about Naofumi gathering and amassing more party members like Sadeena to even Rat (who can’t really fight but at least could provide some useful research material and info).

The other important part of this season is the redemption of the other (lost) heroes. Before we can paint them as being dicks who just go off and do what they like at their own pace, this season will put an end to all the heroes acting solo and by themselves and to be united, strangely under the guidance of Naofumi. It is with mixed feelings to see those heroes fallen from grace and now karma being a b*tch serving them the just desserts they deserve after what they did to Naofumi in the first season or at least the way they mistreated and disrespect him just because of the kind of weapon he wields. It is good to see them back together again but at this point I am guessing and highly doubt that they will surpass Naofumi. What is the name of this series again? This means I am predicting that they will mostly be lackeys to Naofumi. If that is too strong a word for you fans out there, let’s just say that they will be playing more of a supporting and assisting role while Naofumi is the one calling the shots. I mean, he has the right and credentials after all that we have seen, right?

Among all the heroes, Ren struck me as the most surprising one. I didn’t expect him to have this insecure personality because I have always think that he was that selfish and taciturn swordsman. So it was a great surprise to see him fallen like that to a point where I just couldn’t believe it was that Ren I thought I knew. He was like a totally different character. Because for Motoyasu’s case, we all know this guy is an idiot. So even when he found his salvation in Naofumi, he still remained somewhat of an idiot! Hence this spear hero’s character did not come off as surprising as Ren. Though, still a creepy weirdo. Now that Ren has repented and atoned his ways, it looks like he is very more subdued and subservient to Naofumi. You know what they say, once bitten twice shy. Ren feels a lot like that and despite of this change, at least it is still way better before he got screwed.

But now that Ren is staying at Naofumi’s domain, I wonder why and where Motoyasu is. Uhm, shouldn’t he be also at Naofumi’s village? Oh right. Don’t want to be annoyed by the constant harassment of Filo! Imagine every day you hear the chicken screaming and running away from her stalker! YIKES!!! Thus I don’t know where Motoyasu is during all that time but yeah, at least it gives us a peace of mind as long as this idiot doesn’t his face. Finally there is Itsuki. Another broken soul who has been saved mainly by Naofumi (and Lecia). From the looks of it, it is going to take a while for him to get out from his shocked state. He’s like a vegetable now. So far he is recovering well and now as docile as Ren ever since. Is this how heroes act when they recover from betrayal? Oh right, Motoyasu still an idiot. Waiting for the day he calls Naofumi his real father… Yikes.

And of course the main antagonist behind all these troubles is Bitch/Slut. Yes, they actually want us to hate this scheming and cunning woman! They did a good job because we do. Don’t you wish this woman would just die! If this woman works as a scammer, she’ll be very successful! And scam indeed she played those heroes. Oh man, they really were taken for a ride. From our point of view, we might call the heroes to be stupid for falling for such obvious trickery and that they deserved getting betrayed in the end. However I can’t entirely blame them since they have been at their lowest after failing so badly at the Spirit Tortoise incident. Bitch/Slut being the perfect smooth operator took her chances and swoop in for the kill. Gotcha, losers. Sometimes I think she is blessing for those heroes because they have to learn the very hard way in order to realize what is right. Thanks to her, at least Naofumi do not have to worry about having the other heroes as his enemies and can put his focus in other more important things. But for Bitch/Slut, how she was able to break free from her restraint and her ulterior motives in doing all this, remains to be seen. At least the next time we have somebody we can truly pour our hate on! And what are the chances that she was the one who sent Elhart the miko outfit for Raphtalia! I bet on it 100% it was her doing! After all, we saw her riding a ferry across the city. Wanna guess where she was heading to?

After 3 seasons, it seems that my perception of Naofumi as being distrustful has waned a lot. Because otherwise he wouldn’t have been taking in so many new people into his domain. Yes, he is still sceptical but I can see that he is more open to trusting others. It’s a good way for him to move on otherwise he will be no different than the rest of the other heroes if he had clung on to his past. We are reminded that he can still get angry whenever it involves his comrades. Don’t try to take make a move on them because he’ll f*cking make you regret it. Raphtalia continues to support him although I feel not as prominent as before due to the influx of new characters. Of course that is before the final episode revelation that she is some faraway country’s royalty. The much needed emphasis to throw Raphtalia back into the spotlight. Next season we expect to see more of her, right?

And Filo, why do I have a feeling this chicken is going to be in distress in every season? Last season whereby she was sold in auction was distressing enough. Now we have to see her being the target of idiot Motoyasu and also becoming the core of that dragon. Is it so fun to torment a filolial? Lecia still feels like a she is insecure although last season she proved herself when it matters. But this time it bears fruition as it is her turn to return the favour and save Itsuki. Maybe it’s her character but I can’t say I dislike her. Melty at least has some dialogue this season but I don’t find her making any impact and was almost forgettable. Last season Mirelia had her fair share of screen time and now she’s back in the background. As for Eclair, I wonder if the reason she gets more screen time is because she is paired up with Ren so as to train him. Uhm, I don’t know about you but I feel that they’re trying to come up with some romance between the two.

The new characters are pretty okay but I suppose more time is needed to flesh them out. For instance, the white tiger siblings feel a lot negligible after Naofumi buys them. After all, Fohl continues to train and train while Atla could be the dangerous one. Oh you know, she doesn’t bat an eyelid into doing adult stuffs with Naofumi, if I should go so far as to say that. Oh Raphtalia, you’ve got a rival in this context. So better keep your eyes peeled (pun not intended) for this little white tiger girl because who knows when she’ll snatch Naofumi from under your noses. Considering her character, it’s not possible. And then we have Sadeena to add more offensive firepower to the group but for now it seems she is playing the nanny and taking care of the many young ones at Naofumi’s domain. As mentioned about Rat, she provides science! Period. Then there is the strange entry known as Syne. She’s like the most unwelcomed member in Naofumi’s group. Always tagging along and trying to prove herself, hoping Naofumi’s goodwill will accept her. She looks pitiful enough of wanting to just be accepted. There are a lot of mysteries surrounding her origins (especially her strange way of talking because some words are censored by interference) and for all we know, she could be like another Kizuna.

Speaking of Kizuna, I guess with last season solving her world’s problems, she won’t be appearing anymore alongside L’Arc, Therese and Glass? Because of that, this is the reason why Raph-chan became the pet mascot and hangs around Naofumi. Like as though a memento and keepsake that they were real. Going to Kizuna’s world was not a dream. Yeah, losing Ost wasn’t a dream either. And so with this little critter, it’s like a reminder of last season’s fling. Speaking of pet mascot, looks like now we have Gaelion who is going to be another pain in the ass in terms of rivalry for Filo. Yeah, this loli sure has a lot on her plate. Motoyasu’s harassment and now a Pokemon reject going to steal Naofumi’s attention. Oh well, competition is healthy. I hope.

Action scenes are still decent but I have to admit even at this point I am still lost at what kind of shield gives what kind of powers or abilities. Uhm, what does the meteor shield do again? I am so ashamed. Yeah, there’s a bunch of them in Naofumi’s arsenal. But I noticed that Naofumi didn’t very much go into his cursed mode and even so, just once against the Emperor Dragon. Shows that there weren’t formidable enemies enough to make him go all out like that. In a way it is good because would you rather see him get mad and pay the price from using such cursed skills or using others that are more powerful and surpassing the need for such quick fix? I’ve got a feeling the beasts attacking this world are of the 4 heavenly beings. Oh you know, the tortoise, phoenix, tiger and dragon. My guess the Emperor Dragon here only serves as a warm up and this beast will be the ultimate and toughest final Wave our heroes will have to face yet. But that’s for another time. Assuming I am correct. On a trivial note, seeing others like to hit on Naofumi’s village, I feel this is going to be some sort of running joke as some houses get destroyed and it looks like some parts will always eternally be in state of repairs. Oh well, at least it keeps those kids busy.

Art and animation are still consistent and this time I didn’t notice much downgrade during the fight scenes. But still the use of CGI especially on the Emperor Dragon. Yeah, last season’s CGI on the Spirit Tortoise was weird. However the fight with the Emperor Dragon in the cave was dark so in a way, it cleverly hides the CGI flaws. But still looking weird if you ask me. Especially Gaelion who is mostly animated in CGI but thankfully doesn’t break the series as a whole.

New seiyuus this season include Ami Koshimizu as Sadeena, Konomi Kohara as Atla (Chika in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Kouhei Amasaki as Fohl (Kirill in Double Decker! Doug & Kirill), Hana Hishikawa as Wyndia (Yui in Delicious Party Precure), Satsuki Kokubu as Rat and Maria Naganawa as Syne (Kanna in Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon). Once again, Madkid sings this season’s opener, Sin. Can’t say I like this rock and hip hop infused with dubstep music, which somewhat feels like a downgrade from last season’s opener because that rock music somewhat reminds me and fits to be a spinoff BGM for the retro hit first person shooter game, Doom! Serious! Chiai Fujikawa who sang last season’s ending theme is also retained for this season’s ending song, Suki Ni Natte Wa Ikenai Riyuu. Is it me or does this rock song has similar vibes to last season? But if you want something cute, special ending for episode 4 has Filo singing the idol-like Kirakira Kyu that will definitely make your heart go ~kyun if you are a lolicon and chicken lover. Heh.

Overall, I can’t say that I am totally impressed with this season because it feels like a detour and a season to see how Naofumi gathers up his comrades for the next big fight. Yeah, if they suddenly jumped into fighting the phoenix, I’ll be b*tching why they skipped a lot of material and get confused! After all there are still a lot of intriguing mysteries in this world like that Faubrey legend especially some hints about that fallen king, Aultcray Trash. Then there are those vassal weapons that adds to more interested. Oh, what’s this I found on the internet about a sewing kit vassal weapon???!!! Not surprising as we had a fishing rod for Kizuna the last time. I hope there’s none in the form of a dildo. WTF did I just say???!!! Hey, at least I didn’t let all the anger from last season built up. Was I even angry then? Nah. A major improvement in handling my emotions better? Nah. I was pointing my disappointment at other disappointing animes of the season. You got lucky this time, Shield Hero S3!

Oh no desu wa! OH NO DESU WA!!! Not again! Not another of that doomed villainess flag anime!!! You better believe it is but wait. Something slightly different about Tearmoon Teikoku Monogatari: Dantoudai Kara Hajimaru Hime No Tensei Gyakuten Story. At least this is not a video game and that some hapless person working in a black company dies and gets reincarnated into it as the villainess. Phew. But still, it is that villainess theme whereby the princess of a fantasy world who has been executed for her crimes for being indifferent and apathetic over her citizens. She happily indulged in luxury while they were wallowing in misery. However right at the moment of her death, she gets a second chance and goes back in time. So in order to avoid all that pain of guillotine decapitation, she is more than prepared to work hard and her ass off just to avoid that doom ending. You bet the pain of death sucks more than the pain of hardworking (of sore muscles and headaches). This must be one of those rare instances where we learn from the past and improve ourselves or do better, right? Uhm, rather learn from the future? Better get your ass off and start working if you know what’s good for you, desu wa!

Episode 1
A kingdom in rebellion. Princess Mia Luna Tearmoon has been thrown into prison. For 3 years she endured such misery and her last day in her cell means she will now be facing the chopping block. Yes, it’s off with her head with this guillotine. And it comes down hard. Next thing she knows, she is in bed but reverted to her 12 year old self. She thought it was all a dream but realizes the bloodied diary she has been keeping during her imprisoned days is still here. It’s real! As she goes to eat, her servants are afraid of her. However she finds the food served to be delicious even if it is the vegetables she hated and ate during her imprisonment. It tastes so good! Mia is mindful as she remembers she fired this chef many years later for serving her foods she didn’t like. The servants find it strange she didn’t get mad. Then a she is about to have her cake, clumsy maid Anne Littstein drops it. She tries to control her anger but blows her top when that’s the last cake for today. Back to her usual self, the servants are relieved?! But Mia soon realizes who Anne is. During her imprisonment, she was the only one who never failed to visit her and comb her hand. Mia then felt ashamed she couldn’t repay her kindness and could only say thank you. Before her execution, they hugged as Anne prayed for heaven to protect her. Now Mia designates Anne to be her personal handmaid and won’t have it any other way. Mia goes through her diary as she recalls the events that led to that fateful day. In a few years, Tearmoon Empire’s finances will deteriorate, the people will go into famine while Mia couldn’t care less about the outside world and enjoyed her sheltered princess life inside the palace. Mia needs to avoid that revolt but she has no clue on how to deal with politics and economics. Oh well, better try harder now that she has been given a second chance. She soon remembers a loyal retainer other than Anne. However she never addressed his real name in the diary save for the nickname she gave him: 4 eyed dour nerd who was sent off to the provinces. He is a civil servant who tried hard to balance Tearmoon’s finances.

Episode 2
Mia remembers her beef with Ludwig Hewitt. He tried to warn her that her hefty food expenses was what drained Tearmoon’s finances. Of course then, she wasn’t too happy about it. So she confronts him about this and stuns him about the current finance problems the empire is facing. Though, mostly are borrowed words from her future self. He is taken in by her consideration for the finances and pledges to his loyalty to help her in any way regarding financial matters. Mia soon notices the change in history, some entries in her diary have also changed. But still the guillotine ending! Try harder. Knowing an epidemic will soon spread, she takes her loyal retainers to visit a poverty stricken area of the empire. While the dilapidated conditions and stink may put anyone off, Mia is used to worst conditions during her imprisonment. With many people here malnourished and starving to death, the only way for Mia is to sell this very expensive hairpin ornament of hers. Such generosity! She’ll put it to good use. After all, it’ll get stolen in the future anyway. With the funds, Mia is able to order the construct of a new hospital that starts treating the people. One of them is Eris who is Anne younger sister born with a frail body. The girls visit her and soon Mia learns that she is an author. But does this story sound familiar? Anne often read this story in her cell. Although Mia was captivated and looking forward to the next chapter, the story was unfinished as Eris died. Now Mia wants to hire Eris as her author. However Eris refuses, thinking she is doing so out of favouritism. She wants to do it on her own merit. Mia shows she is passionate about Eris’ story by narrating it. Well, perhaps too much spoilers because how does she know the parts Eris hasn’t written yet! Oh dear! Luckily Eris accepts Anne’s thinking that Mia could see where the story is going. With that, Eris accepts the job and Mia hopes to see the conclusion of her story.

Episode 3
Mia attends a school for royals and nobles: Saint Noel Academy. She remembers there are 2 individuals whom she must stay away at any cost: Sion Sol Sunkland, the first prince of Sunkland Kingdom and Tiona Rudolvon, the daughter of a lower noble family. You see, previously Mia had a crush on Sion but he had eyes on Tiona instead. This made Tiona the object of bullying for years. So when Tearmoon was under revolt, Tiona led the rebels along with Sion to dethrone the empire. Then she sees a few nobles trying to bully Tiona protecting her maid, Liora. Mia didn’t want to get involved but with Anne believing she will step in, Mia is forced to as she tells off those b*tches and sends them scooting off. Tiona is impressed although Mia quickly takes her leave. Sion has also been watching this and is very much impressed. At school, Mia stumbles into Rafina Orca Belluga, the eldest daughter of a duke who serves the holy ruler of Belluga in which where Saint Noel is located. Previously Mia tried to get close to her but was often shrugged off. Mia may have her reservations but it seems Rafina is being friendly with her now. And then talking about the ball, Mia realizes she forgot that humiliating incident. A ball was held to welcome new students. She was waiting Sion to choose her as her partner but dang, he chose Tiona! Imagine having to attend the ball all by herself without a partner. Humiliating indeed! Now Mia assigns Anne to help think of romantic strategies. She targets Abel Remno, the second prince of Remno Kingdom and her classmate. She thinks it would benefit her since Remno is situated across Sunkland and can be Tearmoon’s shield. She drops her handkerchief for him to pick up. He didn’t. He goes flirt with another girl! Worse, Sion picks it up! Mia hides but Tiona can tell it is Mia’s handkerchief. Sion wants Mia to be his partner for the ball. She doesn’t want to offend him and reject him but manages to find an excuse to get away. That is, she goes to see Abel being taken away by his brother, Gain who slaps him for being pathetic. He tells Abel to train himself in swordsmanship if he wants to pick up chicks. That is when Mia butts in and claims Abel was asking her to be his partner at the ball. Got a problem with that?

Episode 4
Mia also uses this chance to reject Sion since she already has a partner. She relishes in this rejection. While Abel is grateful for this, he feels he can’t live up to her expectations. In that case, train hard to achieve it. Since she believes he can surpass Sion and Gain, Abel now has more confidence. During the ball, Mia stuns everyone with her minimal dressing. Her original dress was sneezed upon by a horse so they’ll have to make do. You boys jealous? As she dances with Abel, many girls think she isn’t a good dancer. On the contrary, she is dancing in a way to match Abel’s level. But after that, Abel lets Sion dance with Mia. Both are so good that they enthral the crowd. Those who continue to disbelief are being told off by Rafina how such captivating dance is only possible when both partners are skilled. Meanwhile Anne is out shopping when Liora seeks her help. Tiona is kidnapped in that tower. Luckily Keithwood (Sion’s bodyguard) heard it all and offers to help. After taking down the guards, they find Tiona safe. Apparently she got a letter stating her dress has been stolen and must come here if she wants it back. Of course when she arrived, it is all messed up and she got locked up as a measure to prevent her from attending the ball. Keithwood thinks Mia is behind this since her family crest is found. Of course the girls brush it off that Mia would do such a thing. Anne gives her money to get Tiona a new dress. She makes it in time to the ball and hands a letter from Keithwood explaining everything. He too doesn’t believe Mia is behind this. As Abel is still low on self-confidence, Mia offers to teach him dancing so he can be of Sion’s level. Later Mia is shocked to learn what happened from Anne. If she doesn’t take action, she’ll earn Rafina’s ire. Hence she summons some of her attendants who were behind this. Instead of using her own values to judge them, she will have them blame on Rafina instead. She reasons they are not in their kingdom so they can’t do as they please. This matter will have them expelled but Mia will go talk to Rafina. Now she’s scared sh*t on what Rafina would do. However Rafina reasons Mia’s actions to let the offenders reflect and learn as suitable and is quite impressed. Mia doesn’t understand what’s going on but she’s on board with it. Even better because Rafina now wants to be friends with her!

Episode 5
Chloe Forkroad is a daughter of a trader and is very shy. Basically she has trouble making friends. Until Mia wants to be friends with her as she claims she is also a book reading enthusiast like her. Mia then goes to see Lin Malong of the equestrian club. Yeah, she thinks of getting better in her horse riding skills to run away faster from the rebels! Can a horse outrun a guillotine? You bet. Since Abel is also here to learn horse riding, Malong has him teach Mia. And so they ride together, Mia being a little scared upon realizing the horse a little higher than expected but gets used to it. But she fools around and causes her to fall. Luckily she falls on Abel and with this close proximity, both start to feel that strange prickly thing in their heart. My, bashful aren’t we? Mia thought with these events, it would change history. Nope. Guillotine ending still. With the sword tournament coming up, Mia once cooked a lot for Sion but was turned out. She ended up eating them all herself and alone. Such sad memories. Now she goes to ‘secure’ Abel as her lunch partner. But she hits a dead end when all the places are fully booked because of the tournament. Will she end up eating alone again? Anne suggests they can cook themselves. Well, both can’t. What about Chloe? She only read it from books. But it’s good enough. Anne then finds one who can really cook: Tiona. Oh dear. She sounds like she cuts vegetables like a guillotine! But Mia hatches a silly plan to poison the food and take both princes down? Keithwood hears Sion wanting someone to make lunch for him for the tournament. Then he finds out from Tiona about the group lunch and since she is willing to make some for Sion, Keithwood will inform him. Then as Mia and Abel hang out, he laments it’s a shame he can’t be the only one who east Mia’s lunch. Because that would probably give him the strength he needs to beat Sion. Mia realizes too late the high expectations surrounding her lunch…

Episode 6
Keithwood has a bad feeling so he goes check on the girls cooking. What’s this? Mia created a huge horse shaped bread?! Tiona cut loads of vegetables? Liora had an open campfire cooking meat? Chloe going to follow the recipe book to a T despite wrong?! Yeah, better put your foot down and take charge! No buts! With his guidance, lunches are saved. During the festival, Mia accidentally eats something spicy. Luckily Abel is nearby to give her some water. Gain then interrupts them as he mocks Mia’s wasted lunch. This is because Gain will be Abel’s first round opponent and he expects his little brother to lose. Instead of antagonizing Gain, Mia continues to cheer for Abel. The first round matches begin. The brothers face off. Gain continues to mock him but when he goes too far mocking Mia, Abel will not allow that to slide. He powers up and unleashes a move that scares the daylights out of him? Anyway he won. During lunch, Mia is impressed with Abel and rewards him with this horse shaped sandwich. But Mia isn’t impress when Sion’s side comes to join them. The guys renew their rivalry while Mia’s attempts to get praised for her sandwich is ignored. Soon it is Abel vs Sion. Both sides analyse each other’s attacks and try to get the advantage. In the end when both go in for the decisive blow, the referee stops the match because IT IS RAINING???!!! WTF?! Are kids not waterproof?! Sion and Abel promise to have their rematch another day. Wait. This isn’t continuing?! What kind of tournament is this?! Later Mia goes to praise Abel and how close he was to beating Sion. You can tell she is frustrated and blames the rain. Well, it could be her own doing because in her previous life after Sion rejected her lunch and being all alone for the tournament, she started cursing the weather and hoped it rained to deny Sion his victory. Yeah, she got her wish a lifetime late.

Episode 7
With the break, Mia returns to her kingdom. Noticing that food shortage is still a problem, she decides to make some friends to import wheat from overseas. She summons Chloe’s father, Marco to make a deal with him to import wheat at fixed prices. At first Marco is reserved seeing there is no benefit for him and this could be a test from the princess. But with Ludwig ironing out the details, Marco realizes he can profit high from this. Don’t really understand but everyone misunderstands Mia’s intention and hence everything wraps up nicely. Mia visits the slums and sees it is doing fine. The boy she saved gives her a unicorn hairpin in return. She realizes too late he is from the Lulu tribe. That is one of the tribes that came into conflict with the empire that led to her beheading. Since Mia cannot have nothing to do with it, the only way is to befriend them. Meanwhile because of the ambiguous borders, Viscount Berman tried to develop the swath of forest where the Lulu tribe lives to expand his land. Of course they resisted so he bribed the military to invade. Luckily the commander, Dion Alaia refrained from such foolish act and had his men stationed there ever since. Because of that, Berman goes to see Mia about this and wants permission to develop the forest and immediately she wants to visit it now. Mia knows the true dangers from her past life. When she forcefully developed the forest, its area is next to Tiona’s land and that’s partly the reason their relationship soured. When she sees Dion, immediately she faints from shock! Well, he was the one who decapitated her!!! After she regains her composure, it seems Ludwig has this idea of having Mia walk through the forest to see what is going on herself. But she trips on the roots and in her anger, kicks the stupid tree. Oh well, that is desecration for the Lulu tribe as they shoot their arrows! Mia orders the full evacuation of the army to guide her back safely to her palace. Berman is not pleased the development is called off as Mia will speak to her father further about the land. Later it seems Dion knows Mia being disrespectful was all an act. By doing so, it gives the guards stationed there an excuse to withdraw. Mia realizes she dropped her hairpin in the forest. Oh dear. Fearing the guillotine revolution, she must get it back at all cost!

Episode 8
Dion is willing to escort Mia to the forest to retrieve her hairpin. Wow. Alone with the guy who executed her. Must be fun, huh? As they head to the area where she dropped it, Dion then calls out the Lulu tribe who has been watching them. The chief wants to know where she got this hairpin since it is a present she gave to his wife who then gave it to her daughter. Mia explains how she got it and apologizes that his daughter has died. While the tribe calls it all lies, Liora tries to vouch for Mia as a person who wouldn’t do so. Mia then suggests the boy who gave her the hairpin to return here seeing remaining in the slums will do him no good. The chief takes it as she doesn’t want him to do the same mistakes away (his stubbornness was what caused his daughter to ran away and marry a man outside the tribe) and accepts her wisdom. Yeah, Mia had no plan all along except to avoid that guillotine future! Mia returns and has an audience with her father. Make that a very doting father. She requests the forest to be placed under her jurisdiction and so father orders Berman to construct a town and castle next to it. Ludwig wonders if this was the right move seeing Berman will hate Mia even more as he has to build it all out of his own pocket. Surprisingly Berman happily accepts. Ludwig realizes nobles value honour above everything else and is ashamed to have doubted Mia. Would he like to know?

Mia soon receives word about Tiona’s little brother, Cyril. In the past, Cyril’s genius developed some cold resistant wheat in Rafina’s research lab. You bet Mia was frustrated about it. Knowing Tiona’s family has not much money to send him to school and thus wanted her to mediate with Rafina, this time Mia has a plan. She visits the family and makes a good impression before Cyril. Talking to their father, Mia wants Cyril to become the first student in her school that she is building at the forest. This would save them money and distance. In return, Mia wants them to store wheat and distribute them to the people. They can use her name too. This brings much relief to them because the last time they did it, the nobles accused them of treason. So by using her name, it is as though he is under her orders. He is grateful for her compassion and wisdom! Obviously Mia doesn’t understand what’s going on and was only thinking of dumping all the work on them and getting all the credit! As Mia returns home, she is about to check her diary when it disappears! Oh no! How will she know about the guillotine?! Then she realizes, no diary means no guillotine! Yahoo! She’s free from the curse! Time to celebrate! Little does she know, a group of shady men aren’t happy with the progress of Mia and Tearmoon. Whatever plan to have Tearmoon experience famine or breakup Mia with Abel has failed. They decide to change their target.

Episode 9
Mia feels good to be back at Saint Noel. Rafina invites her for tea and she heard about Mia building a school for commoners. At first Mia thought Rafina is displeased but surprise! Rafina is impressed and takes a further liking for Mia. Suddenly Anne barges in with bad news of revolt. Mia’s heart stopped for a while there. Well, the ‘good news’ is that it is not Tearmoon that is revolting but Remno. Gee, that’s Abel’s kingdom, right? As the rest further discuss this, it seems the revolt hasn’t started yet. Because the king wants to raise taxes to maintain his strong army, obviously the people are against it and are hence planning to revolt. Although the Prime Minister Dasayev Donovan is working hard to mediate between the king and people, there is no telling what will happen since the whole kingdom is under great tension. Since Mia is worried about Abel and wants to go there, Chloe can arrange for a merchant caravan there. Sion, Keithwood and Tiona will also come along to keep her company. Anne wants to go too but Mia tells her to stay here and promises to come back. Along the way, bandits attack the caravan. As everyone tries to protect Mia, she falls off. Sion jumps off to save her. Gee, why the rest didn’t jump off too? Sion also saves Mia from drowning. Oh my, CPR time? Well, at least Mia’s first kiss is saved because Sion’s CPR is turning her head sideways and putting his fingers in her mouth to clear up the inside! WTF?! As they camp out, Mia talks to Sion about the possibility of killing Abel depending on the situation. Obviously this is about avoiding her guillotine future but Sion overthinks and believes Mia is trying to say if he has to right to condemn Abel seeing all he knows about Remno’s situation is through the intelligence he obtained and yet he didn’t think about doing anything about it. Could it be that Mia is trying to stop the revolt before Abel does something bad? Just your imagination… Next day, as they continue their journey, Sion notes those bandits aren’t ordinary ones. They are well trained assassins. Gee, if they were after Sion or Mia, why didn’t they jump off then to attack them? Heck, where are they now? They are soon picked up by a hunter named Muzik. Under the pretence that they are lost merchant children, Muzik brings them back to his village for some food. Despite knowing the revolt in the kingdom, those in the outskirts are too busy with their jobs to think about it. Mia finds it odd that although a famine will hit in a few years, a revolt is still happening. Uhm, I thought this was a tax issue?

Episode 10
As Sion and Mia are being guided to the capital, they are being further told about the elite group of knights that serve directly under Remno’s king, Adamant Infantry. If they are used to quell the rebels, there will be a huge massacre. So far word is that they are just on standby. Meanwhile Graham who belongs to Sunkland’s intelligence agency, Wind Crows, is operating under the guise of Remno’s civil servant and trying to decipher this love letter from Mia to Abel. Is this a secret code?! Obviously overthinking… He discusses with his assistant about their failure to bring ruin to Tearmoon and thus they have to accelerate their plans. This includes spreading the word that Donovan has been imprisoned by the king so as to get the people mad and start a rebellion. The king will then deploy Adamant Infantry to massacre them. However there is no movement from that elite group. It seems their commander, Goliar is reluctant to move because he has been given instruction by the king not to lose a single soldier! You know the reputation if a single one dies, right? So yeah, he’s staying put. Further revelation shows that Graham belongs to another group within Wind Crows called Albus and their mission takes priority as he tasks his assistant to spread more fake info. Obviously she is not proud to do that. But after she bumps into Abel and he notes how much Mia has changed him, she too tries to change and writes the truth in her info. As Sion and Mia try to find a transport, Mia is kidnapped by kids! She awakens in their base but their big sister, Lynsha scolds them for trying to extort money from her rather than bringing her to Jem as instructed since Mia is believed to be a threat to their cause. Lynsha introduces herself and it seems she is part of the rebellion that her brother, Lambert who is the leader is taking part of. She wants Mia’s help to stop this rebellion madness and believes Jem is manipulating everyone. Meeting up with Sion (who thinks Mia’s brilliance has the rebel now aligned with her), Lynsha reveals the people’s revolt is not for the taxes to be reduced but the release of Donovan since he has greatly helped the people. Suddenly everyone heads to the mayor’s manor. This is 2 days earlier than planned. Lambert ordered this to rev up everyone to fight against the oppressors. They see Lambert giving a fine speech. Lynsha then draws her brother’s attention and hoping he would hear out Mia.

Episode 11
Lambert actually knows Sion and Mia’s identity. He wants Sion’s support in this rebellion. Sion cautions if his kingdom supports him, there is no way the rebels can hold out since here to the capital is quite far. However Lambert’s plan is to hit their supply lines and divide Adamant Infantry from the capital. Sion then realizes the whole thing is create diversion and confusion. As Remno has the best highways and access compared to other nations, this means their army is better mobilized and that is what the taxes are levied for. While Lambert would trust Sion as his ally, he is unsure of Mia and needs to keep her mouth shut by letting her stay here. But soon word comes in that the military has been deployed to a fortress on one of the highways and the one leading them is Abel. Sion fears Abel has taken this path and wants to go see him to settle the score. He doesn’t want Mia to come along since it is not best for her to witness what comes next. Not wanting to see both sides kill each other, Mia stays firm in coming. Soon both of them have an audience with Abel, much to his surprise. Abel is in a dilemma wondering if Mia came to see him and in worst case, she won’t take his side. Sion suggests continuing their duel. Abel’s right hand man, Bernard advises him not to but Abel decides to accept it to prove his own justice.

So both guys start clashing their swords and Mia becoming their witness. During the duel, Sion asks Abel’s moral compass about sacrificing himself for the rotten royalty. Abel believes order is needed and if it is corrupt, he is to correct it. Of course Sion will not stand for it if that means oppressing his people. Mia tries to get them to stop fighting but they keep on striking at each other. She is sad that just like in her last life, nobody listens to her words. Thankfully it is Dion who comes in between to stop this. Bernard tries to fight Dion for this insolence but Dion’s sword slices off his iron axe! HOW?! With Ludwig and Anne surprisingly here, this brings Mia much relief. But wait. Now she has to address the army? Obviously she is lost for words as she has no plan to even stop all this. She tells the army to turn back. Bernard scoffs at her to let the rebels be. As Mia further analyses the situation that doesn’t add up, she finds it hard to articulate this whole thing is probably set up by someone. Fortunately for her, Bernard thinks from the words she say, someone behind the shadows is trying to divide the nation. Well yeah, you took the words right from her mouth. Even if that is true, they still have to deal with the rebels. And the reduction of taxes will not be entertained. This is when Mia reveals the goal of the rebellion is for the release of Donovan. This shocks many as this is the first time they know about this. But what are the chances he is dead? Well, it’s about time Keithwood and Tiona show up because they relay the good news that he is still alive. Though, technically it is bad news for them.

Episode 12
Sion apologizes to Mia because word is that this insurrection was started by a rogue unit of Wind Crows. This has Mia realize that all this was to make Sunkland look good and she will still have to face the guillotine. All the events that led to Mia being put to the guillotine were actually brought about by those who condemned her. While Abel does not blame Sion and forgives him, Mia still wants to get back at Sion. How? Uhm, she kicks his behind?! For Sion, it didn’t hurt. But he starts thinking this punishment is to make him think and repent his actions. Thus he thanks Mia for opening his eyes. WTF Mia so confused but whatever. As they have found where Donovan is being held, they have Lynsha guide them there. This is where the mastermind behind it all is. And it is no doubt Jem and he is condemning Mia for ruining his plans of starting a chain reaction of collapsing of other nations after Tearmoon. Imagine kids beating grownup bandits as they storm the place. Mia’s clumsiness has her tumble right at Jem’s foot. He takes her hostage despite the rest tells him to give up and Donovan has been rescued. Jem is bitter with his ruined plans so he is itching to decapitate her! Taboo word! Just when everyone thought Mia wet her pants, it is actually the slippery shampoo Anne passed to her earlier. Anne tells Mia to run. She does so but slips. Jem tries to slice her head off but he also slips. In this unbelievable moment, Mia’s tripping has her feet kick his crotch! OMFG! OUCH! And just like that the mastermind is defeated. As all are tied outside, Mia wants their life spared. Jem mocks them for being softies and aren’t afraid of being tortured. Sion and Abel think deeply about Mia’s wish and its implications of letting them live. Of course Mia is doing this to avoid that guillotine ending and the possible conditions that will trigger that. But she is more concerned if these conspirators get the guillotine treatment, what if they get a second chance like her to redo thinks and undo all her efforts! Oh my! Into parallel timelines now, aren’t we?! However Mia thinks hard. She is unlike before. She now has friends. Roll call for our characters. Hence her punishment is suggesting leaving them under Rafina’s care where they’ll get lectured every day for 3 years! A fate worse than death and torture! Jem looking pretty scared now! With the rebellion over, Tiona and Ludwig plead to the king to give clemency to Lambert, Lynsha and other rebels. Back at the academy, Mia has a wonderful picnic with her friends. While her future remains uncertain, she still wants to experience more happiness and for that she will let nothing compromise that or the happiness of her beloved ones.

Be-heading Towards A New Future!
I’m sure as long as Mia doesn’t get the guillotine future, she’ll be more than happy to be, uhm, happy. So don’t need to rush because that future is still a long way off. Take your time and accumulate all the happiness. Even if the guillotine future is inevitable, she can look back and relish that she has given her best. She can die with a smile. NOT! Anything but the chopping board! One beheaded, twice scared! Heh. Sorry, bad pun. But you get the picture. Desu wa.

The story overall seems pretty okay. Basically it is still a villainess themed anime and the bad princess has been given a chance to undo the wrongs of her ways. Yeah, I am starting to feel that this theme is going to be a dirty word, close to being with the dreaded isekai theme up there. And yet I still keep watching them. Anyway, while the plot may sound generic and in a way amusing in its own right, basically the ‘charm’ of this series is seeing Mia fumble and stumble her way through as she desperately tries to avoid her guillotine future. In other words, she only thinks of herself just to avoid that public execution but at the same time she needs to be mindful of her actions so as not to lead back to that doom route. Desu wa.

This is why her actions and thinking may sound like she is being noble. We viewers would of course have seen right through her but as for the rest of the characters who interacted with her, they would start believing her magnanimous words and noble actions. Both sides are not on the same page and the irony that despite their different thinking, they surprisingly arrive at the same conclusion. That’s right. Everyone tends to overthink and on a positive note but I guess that is natural because only a baddie would have sceptical thoughts, right? Mia is after all a princess so it is natural to assume that she would do things for the benefit of her nation. How convenient for such to play out every time. Such a great win-win situation. And Mia doesn’t actually have to do anything about it and it all works out pretty fine in the end. Even more so, earning the nickname the Wisdom of Tearmoon. Yeah, everybody so smart on her behalf, if you know what I mean. Desu wa.

Mia isn’t exactly a princess who has totally turned over a new leaf. Yes, she has changed but not entirely a saint. After her harrowing death experience, any sensible person would definitely be spooked and want to change their ways. So it is good that the guillotine was a wakeup call for Mia to change. However that is only so much about it. Mia changes only because she wishes to avoid that painful experience and nothing else. It’s not like she really cares about everything else, right? Of course she has to at least in this context to avoid that doom. Therefore in this sense that is why I said Mia hasn’t exactly changed into a 100% good person. She is still selfish in wanting to avoid that fate. If not, get back at last life’s humiliation. Desu wa.

But of course and obviously in her bid to do that, she has to bring about some changes and do good. That in a way has benefited many and surprising even some. In short, in her bid to stay alive, she has done tons of work that would put many in such positions to shame! So yeah, there is good and bad about it. But now that her diary has disappeared and nothing else to keep track of her doom flag, I am guessing this would mean Mia will have to work as hard as she us until the day she breathes her last breath! Not a bad thing, though. At least with no ‘guide’ she won’t rest on her laurels and return to square one. So keep working hard. As long as the running joke of her phobia for the guillotine remains high (yeah the guillotine in her mind is some sentient being out to get her!), she’ll be on her toes. Desu wa.

Although the original previous was painted to be someone who doesn’t cares, she isn’t entirely a bad person. She was just selfish in the sense that she doesn’t care about her citizens and only her own wellbeing. Sure, this is also bad only because as a princess, she has her duties and responsibilities. What I’m trying to say is that in some villainess themed animes, the villainess was indeed even crueller than her. If you have seen the one in Lastame, you know what I mean. Mia here doesn’t crave for absolute power nor does she want to manipulate others. She is just simply like a spoilt brat and a very sheltered princess. Sometimes seeing her fate in the future where she languishes in prison and her sluggish outlook that screams void of any life, her face filled with regrets and grief. It is a pity to see her in that state. But have to remind myself that no love lost. She got what she deserved. No wonder the Mia now is so filled with emotions and all. Don’t let the guillotine get ‘ya! Uh huh. Somehow guillotines in her mind can run and chase after her! Yikes! Run like hell!

The one thing that bugged me during this season about Mia is that after being given a second chance, it seemed that a lot of decisions were made by her. So what am I getting at? Uhm, why is she making such important decisions because doesn’t her parents, the king and queen are still alive and supposed to be making the important decisions?! Especially that involves international connections?! Why is a mere young princess calling the shots?! Even more so, helping to quell a rebellion at Remno?! Kids solving Remno’s civil war?! It just doesn’t make sense and at first it seemed like Mia was the only royalty in this second life. Of course subsequently we see her dad the king but the way I see it, he is more like a joker (f*cking hell, I think he almost looks like the Burger King’s mascot!). Sure, he may have been pulling strings in the background and making decisions away from our eyes. I mean, this series is about Mia, right? Why bore us with unrelated stuffs like the life of the king. So yeah, this seems pretty understandable. That is why when Mia ordered the rebuilding of the slums and all, it looked like she was calling the shots. But behind our backs and not seen on screen, she must have confided with her father to take action and do the necessary. Yeah, I think this is more logical. Desu wa.

The other characters are rather okay. As pointed out, because of their overthinking of Mia’s words and actions, they simply elevated Mia’s status into some brilliant and caring princess. At least in this timeline, Mia has made a lot, if not all of these characters as her friends. Whereas originally many of them like Sion and Tiona were her sworn enemies. Better to have them as allies than foes, right? Of course Mia is still haunted by her previous life’s trauma and humiliation from some of them and in a way still keeps her distance and to a certain degree stays wary. Like Rafina who once snubbed her despite Mia’s attempts to befriend her. But now Rafina is like as though her lifelong best friend. Oh my, look at how things have changed.

From another perspective, can I say that this new and current timeline, it is all about Mia amassing allies and friends? Because when you think about it, there are many characters that seemed a bit out of place. Shown for a while and then go into obscurity. Like Elise. You do remember Anne’s sister, right? And Chloe? Felt like her character was just a stepping stone so Mia could forge some alliance with her merchant dad. Remember Cyril? So what about Tiona’s brother becoming Mia’s first student in her school? Oh right. Investing in the future. Even Anne and Ludwig also feel less significant when the season draws to a close. It makes them feel redundant at least for now. By the way if you’re interested, there’s a whole list of allies Mia made in her current timeline if you know where to look for over the internet. Yeah, I’m spoilt already… This includes a whole bunch of nobles named (insert colour here)~moon. Oh my… Don’t see any Goldmoon or Blackmoon character… Desu wa…

There is now even a possibility of a love triangle happening for Mia. Sion and Abel look like potentials to be her partner. At least that is how I viewed it seeing what is a princess’ life without having such royal romance, right? Okay, maybe I am just getting ahead of myself. With Mia being altruistic (although she is actually being selfish), this makes the guys think very highly of her and doing things on her behalf. Like in the final arc for this season in quelling the uprising in Remno, do you not think Sion is tagging along isn’t it for Mia’s sakes? Whatever issue that concerns his kingdom felt like a cover up. He just wants to prove his worth to Mia, right? That is why he is going so far as to challenge Abel and giving excuse that if he has turned bad, he won’t hesitate to cut him down. Isn’t all that for Mia? Or have I been influenced by the overthinking bug???!!! But this version of Mia has definitely changed them. Sion now her close ally and Abel who was once a playboy having multiple partners is now solely focused on and devoted to Mia. Though, he still has a bit of inferiority complex and thinks Sion is better than him in many ways. Well, only way is to improve yourself and be better than Sion. Are you going to let that Sunkland prince take Mia away right from your clutches? Desu wa!

Art and animation are standard. The visuals are mostly bright and livid except of course slum-like areas where it is dark and dirty but otherwise mostly clean and clear visuals. The character designs lean more towards the cute side so the series may give off the impression that it is a show for younger audiences. I mean, just look how cute Mia is, right? Yeah, could be Disney princess material. Not! Oh well, revel in various Mia’s facial expressions like her smug look to her flabbergasted reactions. Desu wa. I also need to mention about the CGI. In short, still bad. I don’t know why but do animators have something against horses? In a few animes that I have seen for the past seasons, it seems the horses have now been given the bad CGI treatment. They look so unreal. Like, WHY?! Do you not like horses?! Even so, why the crappy CGI quality?! Please, no more sh*tty CGI especially for horses! This series is done by veteran Silver Link who did Masamune-kun No Revenge, Strike The Blood, Kokoro Connect, Hamefura, Non Non Biyori, Jahy-sama Wa Kujikenai and Isekai Shokudou.

For the voice acting, I only recognized Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as Abel and Yuuichirou Umehara as Ludwig. Yeah, these guys sound the same as always. Because I barely could for Nao Touyama as Rafina and Rie Takahashi as Chloe. The rest of the other casts are Sumire Uesaka as Mia (Sanae in Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai), Shun Horie as Sion (Kazuya in Kanojo Okarishimasu), Kanon Takao as Tiona (Hermit in Edens Zero), Toshiki Masuda as Keithwood (Kirishima in Boku No Hero Academia), Tomori Kusunoki as Anne (Makima in Chainsaw Man), Fuko Saito as Liora (Shiina in Angel Beats), Makoto Furukawa as Dion (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Haruka Shiraishi as Lynsha (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy), Wataru Katou as Lambert (Touka in Yuusha Ga Shinda), Toshinari Fukamachi as Gain (Hajime in Arifureta) and Yuuki Tamai as Donovan. The opening theme is sung by Mia herself, Happy End Princess (you mean it’s not Desu Wa?!). A lively denpa song that reflects all the bubbliness and spunky that our princess has to offer. Amusing to see the myriad of her funny faces in the animation. Desu wa. As for the ending theme, Queen Of The Night by KanoeRana starts off slowly like a song for a tropical beach before turning into a dramatic piece.

Overall, despite the usual villainess trope, this series is also mainly about politics. Thankfully they are not very heavy that will give casual viewers any major headaches. Still, fun and enjoyable watch only because of the different intentions of the characters that miraculously works out fine in the end. All the time. Not even God can perform such consistent and consecutive miracles. Heh. Yeah, can’t hate a cute princess with such smug looks too, right? Desu wa. So keep working hard for everybody and yourself to avoid that decapitating future. Yes, working hard for the sake of the people and dying on the job AKA work till you die still beats dying in a revolution. Like how most of us are in today’s reality… :’(. So uhm, Tearmoon… Tears for Fears (concept of expression that tears are a healthy way to help release fears)? Better than turning into Tears of a Kingdom! Desu wa!

Saihate No Paladin S2

23 March, 2024

Thankfully, we didn’t have to wait for years for the sequel. I’m talking about Saihate No Paladin S2 and it’s only about a couple years since the first season aired. The Faraway Sequel wasn’t so far after all. Heh. Sorry, bad pun. While it seems that the light novel source is still somewhat on hiatus, we were promised at least the sequel for the anime and thankfully they didn’t botch on that. While cancelled productions in anime are very rare and don’t happen often, there’s always that chance. But enough of silly unfounded worries, we’re glad we get to see Will continuing to spread Gracefeel’s faith and keeping his promises to his dead undead parents-cum-guardians. Stepping out from their shadows and becoming a man of his own.

Episode 1
Will happily explains to Menel about a few important documents he has got. He has turned this place into a trading port to diversify its portfolio. Because if they cut down all the lumber and sell it to Whitesails, they’ll run out in no time. Menel notes he thinks like an elf but unlike himself, he just wants to be happy today seeing the world can end tomorrow. Many feel the same as him. Later Bee wants Will to accompany her to the academy as there is something she wants to see. But as they approach the front, there seems to be lots of curses and warnings for those who intend to sneak in. Will of course will try the front door to show their true intentions. As they continue, it seems the forest is playing tricks on them in getting lost. They then stumble into an old groundskeeper and they keep him company with their conversation. He is interested to see Will’s power but as Will noted, he cannot use it for sport and thus he hopes he’ll understand why he cannot use it. Will is then tasked to gather firewood. Instead of using his magic, he uses his common sense and science to make them dry to light more fire. Then they talk about magic and Bee’s earnest reply about Will who put himself before others has the groundskeeper reveal his true form. He is Hiram and one of the professors of the academy. He will take responsibility to let them into the academy that is only otherwise restricted to only sorcerers. He takes them to the library where Bee continues to look for the book she wants. Will notices she is looking through records of the academy’s graduates and local historical records. After they leave, Bee tells Will why she was looking for such books. Before she became a minstrel, she was travelling with someone she ended up by chance. She was a beautiful and amazing sorcerer who helped others and was not really that well known. But after they parted shortly, she died in a fight against spectres. Bee is sad but accepted the decisions she made. That’s why she doesn’t want her forgotten and wanted to write a song on her. That is why she also sings so that people will know the existence of others. Will notes she isn’t the kind to settle in one place for long and will move on. But even when she leaves, she’ll eventually come back. Even if one day he dies in a battle somewhere.

Episode 2
Will and Menel fighting their way through monsters in a wilted forest until they arrive to battle General Cernunnos. It all happened a few days ago when Ethel tasked them to find out what’s happening. The duo learnt that this ancient forest is governed by 2 lords known as Oak and Holly. Some transfer of royal authority was supposed to happened but have stalled. So when they go to ask Oak why he didn’t do the transfer, he said it was Holly who refused to accept or rather communications with him have been severed. This transfer must happen or else the forest will collapse. Menel then suggested to transfer the authority to him in which Oak rejected because his body might not last for a month. Menel claimed it is enough time and he is bent on doing this to atone his sins. So Will waited for Menel as he entered deeper into the forest for his trial until he emerged victorious. Now the duo easily defeats Cernunnos as they transfer the authority to Holly who then restores the forest to its normal beauty. Holly thanks them but also warns Menel that his body is now suitable to be the next vessel and will turn into one. It seems he cannot refuse although the process will take hundreds of years. Holly also warns about the Rust Mountains in the west have turned red and that some Fire of Black Calamity will break out. Fire will break out everywhere and demons will invade as well as the Lord of Hellfire and Miasma. Will and Menel return to report to Ethel and Bagley. Noting now the Rust Mountains which was once the dwarves’ capital is now a nest of demons, they have to treat this with high priority. Will is glad since this means he can go all out fighting. Later as Will talks to Bee, she tells him what she knows about Rust Mountains. Once known as Iron Country where dwarves lived, it was lost 200 years ago due to an uprising to stop the demons’ advancement. Despite the gallant efforts. Many lives were lost. The demons took over and over time it became known as Rust Mountains. Survivors who fled do not want to tell of the horror and thus even in songs there is not much info of what happened. As Menel leads Will through the forest shortcut back to Torch Port, they talk about Will’s mortality seeing as a human, he doesn’t have long to live compared to even a half-elf. This means everything needs to be settled while Will is still alive since he wants to see all his accomplishments and will continue to fight by his side.

Episode 3
As Will ponders about the state of the immigrants, Tonio suggests he talk to Agnarr, the leader of the immigrants. Flashback shows Gus and Blood teaching Will about the different spirits. Combined with certain elements and that was how the races of elves and dwarves were born. As Will and Menel train, they catch Ru peeking on them. Menel accidentally scares him off. Will then goes to see Agnarr who introduces him to his grand uncle, Grendir who is one of the last survivor of Iron Mountain. It seems Grendir wants to die in his homeland just like many of his immigrants. As Will agrees to assist in any way he can, Grendir tells of his country’s history. This includes until the day their last king, Aurvangr was visited by an emissary of High King and told to pledge their allegiance to him. His answer was to slay that demon and thus the final warning that a dragon will come wipe out his country. Aurvangr gathered all his capable warriors, knowing they will all die in this battle but they will not let their country die. The rest is history. Those who didn’t fight could only regret and lament they only followed their king’s orders to escape. Thus Grendir hopes to fulfil his king’s wishes one day. On his way back, Will stops a fight between Ru and a couple of drunk men. The men immediately flee upon realizing who Will is. Will has Ru accompany him as they talk. As an immigrant who just arrived, he was just exploring around. He however feels guilty that unlike the rest of his clan, he isn’t doing anything busy. Will assures him as he has already spoken to Agnarr and suggests Ru become his thane. Unsure at first, Ru agrees so as to learn from him. When they return to his clan, everyone is worried sick about him. Ghelreis learns about Will wanting to make Ru his thane and this has everyone in shock because it is dangerous for a thane has to accompany the paladin master on beast hunts. They tell him to reconsider but he shrugs it off that he needs to prove himself as a dwarf. With Will making it official right now, Ghelreis considers Ru a dead man to him. What he means is that Ru now cannot place his own life higher than his master and must risk it all without hesitation to protect him. He will explain all this to Grendir. He leaves Ru in Will’s care.

Episode 4
Will wants to pay Ru to show that he values his loyalty. He also starts to train Ru and has Menel as his assistant. Looks like Ru has got lots of room for improvement and keep this up, he’ll be in shape in no time. Ru then tells Will about his background. Because of his noble background, he was shielded by his clan. Therefore he became weak and cowardly. For a long time he wondered if this was the right thing until he heard a song about Will and wanted to be like him. Now he is serving him and he couldn’t be happier of his dream coming true. Then talking about courage, Will says he can kill wyverns and chimeras using his training moves. He is not scared of them. Thus it is not courage. What is true courage? He too himself is unsure. Reystov returns and meets Ru for the first time. He gives him some tips on his posture to look confident. Of course Will also wants him to help train Ru. He asks Reystov the meaning of courage. He replies if that is his thinking, he cannot find the answer. Don’t tell me he too doesn’t know!!! Soon Anna reports to Will about sightings of the undead. Will goes to handle it but has Ru accompany him. As they trek through the place, they stumble into a grave keeper statue. It is believed to be erected to keep thieves out since many loved ones are rested here. They make their prayers before continuing their investigation. As Ru is stumped there are no undead here, Will explains these people received proper burial and hence cannot turn into the undead. He also notes how Stagnate as the god of death was overly kind with the undead. Because of that, it brought lots of inconvenience to the living. Will knows better since he fought that bugger first hand. Then they stumble into a small cave and head deeper. Once they reach some inner chamber, they feel an evil presence. This shadow recognizes Will and he too recognizes this evil as Stagnate.

Episode 5
Stagnate is not here to fight them as he knows he cannot win. He is also here not as an Echo but a Herald (messenger). He shows Will his revelation that brings the latter agonizing on his knees. It seems the vision is that Will will be defeated and die while fighting in vain the dragon, Valacirca. If he doesn’t believe it, feel free to consult Gracefeel. Stagnate is telling him this because he loves humans and especially heroes. It’ll be a pity to see him dead. He further adds before he turned to the evil side, he met Valacirca once. He fought for no beliefs but for victory and plunder. Narrating more about his deeds especially he was hired by demons as a mercenary 200 years ago, Valacirca was deeply wounded in that battle and fell into slumber. He confirms to Ru that Aurvangr was a true hero. He managed to take an eye from the dragon before his demise. This makes Ru emotional as his ancestors’ heroics were true. When a roar is heard, Stagnate warns the dragon’s roar will cause chaos. On their way back, they have to fight many monsters who have fallen or gone berserk by that roar. They even have to face a gentle giant of the forest who is now on a rampage. But Will won’t kill him and instead wrestles him down before healing him to free his mind. Gangr is grateful for Will’s help and will heed his warning to try and bring his clan to safety. Stagnate reminds Will that he got lucky this time. If another roar breaks out, doing such will not suffice. With chaos breaking out everywhere, Will and his pals quickly help to wounded and send adventurers to fight off the monsters. He notes at this rate if the dragon awakens now, all the cities will be destroyed.

As he is so deep in his thought for Gracefeel’s guidance, he didn’t notice the commotion outside until now. It seems Ru is trying to stop his fellow dwarves from confronting Will. They think he is going to slay the dragon so they want to go with him and die with their ancestors. He tells them not to panic but they won’t listen. Ru wrestles them down. Not a single one can defeat him. Even if Grendir argues they want to continue the battle to die with their king, Ru explains the flaws in that thinking. They are so bent on dying, they are not thinking of winning. Their ancestors died for the sake of winning as he promises Will will make his decision and when he does, he will be by his side. He swears by their king’s name as he also reveals he is his grandson, Vindalfr. Will now steps out and commends Ru. He tells everyone he is going to slay the dragon and hopes Vindalfr will fight by his side. He wants a guide there so Ghelreis offers himself instead of Grendir since he is needed to unite the people. The others joining him are Menel and Reystov. Is he sure this few people can win? Well, he too isn’t sure but he knows numbers are not going to defeat Valacirca. Bee is happy to write a new song on Will (hopefully it won’t be a tragedy) while Tonio has prepared all the supplies he needs. That night, Will dreams and meets Gracefeel who doesn’t want him to die. However Will is still bent on going to fight Valacirca to fulfil his promise to her. With that, she accepts and blesses him.

Episode 6
Our heroes set sail to their destination. Halfway, they switch places with Marcus and his men. This is part of Will’s plan to use them as the decoy. Because demons will be waiting for them at the front door, Will’s side will be barging in via backdoor. The gang realizes they need to past through a certain place and that is when Will points out it is where he once lived, shocking them. So yes, Will is going to visit home for a while as he disperses the foggy maze. Welcome home. After paying his respects to Blood and Mary’s grave, he goes to see Gus who gives him a scare because well, why not. I’m sure Gus is fine because the first thing he is asks is if Will is making money! You bet he is. And not as a child of some noble widow. He is the lord of his own town, mind you! Gus learns of Will’s plan and isn’t too happy. Especially when Valacirca is hired by the gods, it means Will could’ve solved this via money or offerings rather than this narrow minded thinking. Gus then meets his friends and Ghelreis knows Gus because he was one of the few fleeing dwarven soldiers whom he saved 200 years ago. Later Will asks Gus more about Valacirca. It is best to go for his old wounds because dragon scales are tough as f*ck. Because of their ancient words, they can fly fast despite their enormous size. This means in a magic battle, you will lose. Don’t even mention close combat. Gus laments Will is going to die fighting the dragon but Will is determined to fight this because he has no way to bargain with a dragon. If left alone, the dragon will cause more chaos. As for running away, apparently there is a difference between being alive and not being dead. Gus has everyone look through a secret armoury and select any weapon they want. These are all the equipment of fallen heroes who gave their lives against High King. For the weapons they choose, Gus knows the story and the wielder behind it. Will hopes to come back here with Bee once this is done so get ready all your stories grandpa Gus. Too bad, Bee isn’t Will’s girlfriend. So much about a grandkid.

Episode 7
Will gives Vindalfr his father’s dagger and believes he will put it to good use. As they stay for the night, Will visits Blood and Mary’s grave. Gus is also here to talk to him. It seems Will is leaving tomorrow morning. Once more, Gus knows Will and his friends will die seeing they are not strong enough to even be an obstacle to Valacirca. But Will would rather fight than run away seeing if he threw everything to survive, it means he wasn’t dead. After all, they have all come here knowing the risk but also didn’t come here to die. Gus is sad he can’t help them but for Will, his thoughts are more than enough. As they continue their boat ride the next day, they talk about an elven forest next to Iron Country called Lothdor. Ghelreis could remember some of the feuds between elves and dwarves. Mostly a love-hate relationship. During the Great Collapse, they secluded themselves and resisted. When they enter the area, it seems everything has rotted away. Menel and Will could tell taboo words were used by immoral demons to cause so. They have to fight serpents, enough to get away since they don’t want to attract demons with prolonged fighting. However with the change in terrain and the whole forest submerged in water, you could say they are lost. Then zombie hands pop out from the water. Will can tell they are not enemies. He knows they are in pain and says some words of comfort to ease them. Then an elven spirit seems to guide them to where they need to go. Menel then makes haste because elves’ sense of time is different AKA bad. Soon could mean a whole year or something. They hear a scream and it seems up ahead an elven lady has been attacked by a hydra. Will and co go subdue it. However the elven lady is deeply poisoned and refuses Will’s healing. She wants them to save her people in the north but Menel tells her to accept Will’s miracle first.

Episode 8
While Dinelind AKA Dine is grateful to Will for saving her life, she isn’t pleased with Menel since he is rude according to elf standards. They soon learn that the reason Dine is out here is because the elves have this pride not to abandon the sick and weak. Hence she voluntarily went on a journey to save resources for them. As she guides them to the village, the dragon’s miasma gets thicker. She explains despite the dragon is up at the mountain, it seeps through the tunnels that the dwarves made. Of course she doesn’t blame them. Arriving at Lothdor, they see many elves sick and weakened. Will goes see the chief in which he heals his coughing. He is willing to heal the rest. It might take a toll on his vitality but a few hundred is nothing to him. After he is done and resting, Stagnate comes to visit him to warn him this is his last chance to turn back. Any further attempts will have him killed. Fleeing now is not cowardice as he wants him to build up strength. Although his comrades and many others will die, their deaths will bring more followers to Gracefeel. Obviously Will declines and Stagnate is stumped that by being stubborn even more will die in the future. Will reasons that the moment he accepts his proposal, his promise and faith will be broken since he is a weak man. He knows this is all part of Stagnate’s plan to lure him to his side. Stagnate admits to that and wants him to be his right hand man. Together they will conquer the world by slaying the dragon, heroes and all the gods. Will smiles and once again declines. He will always be Stagnate’s enemy because he respects him. All Stagnate can do is say goodbye to his foolish enemy. Next day, Will sees Menel and Dine arguing. No, it’s not a lover’s quarrel. Long story short, Menel wants to heal the lord of the forest. Dine disagrees since it is too dangerous and the land is demon beast territory. She is not going to ask them to fight another battle. Will being Will, he wants to do it and gathers his men. Dine gives up arguing and gathers a few of hers to guide them. After doing so, he has the elves guide them to the entrance of Iron Mountain. He doesn’t want them to fight with them as they are weak and will only get in the way. It is humiliating but Dine accepts this reality. After opening the gate, a terrifying aura brings them to their knees. Will’s prayer saves them and it seems Valacirca has already noticed their arrival. Our brave men venture forth as Dine prays for their success and promises to repay their debt.

Episode 9
Walking through the miasmic filled pathways, they find it strange that no demons have attacked them. Then when they enter the hall, they see undead soldiers. Actually they are dwarven warriors all reduced to bones and skeletons. They think the war is still ongoing and look forward to fight. Vindalfr sadly breaks the bad news to them that their king has died and he is his grandson. They find it hard to believe that Iron Country has fallen but Vindalfr gives a rousing speech that promises to take back their land. That is why he wants them to rest. They have done more than enough. Just like that, they cross over to the other side. As they proceed, demons start to attack. These small fries are nothing until they reach the throne room. Sitting there is a demon general, Scarabaeus. Vindalfr wants to fight him since this is his fight. While Will agrees, Menel thinks the opposite. However they have no option of helping him since Scarabaeus sends his demon minions to keep them busy. A little bit of drama as Vindalfr gets owned at first. Then he powers up and kills the bug mother. Don’t celebrate too early yet as they have to clean up and fight the remaining demons. Once that is done and take a little breather, they realize Scarabaeus’ body is gone. Strange, he has been decapitated and doesn’t disappear into dust. They continue their journey, reaching the cavern. They see Scarabaeus’ body trying to seek help but then he gets squished like a bug by the dragon’s paw. Hello everyone. That’s right. It’s Valacirca in the flesh. Or scales rather.

Episode 10
Valacirca seeks their name but all are left paralyzed in fear. Will then remembers Mary’s teaching of acceptance so he calms down and tells the dragon to introduce himself first. After Valacirca does so, Will answers his question. Valacirca is nostalgic over those names because had they called him first before the demons, they would’ve been fighting on the same side. Will is shocked when Valacirca asks if he wants to make him his servant. Since they have defeated those demons, it proves that they are strong. He doesn’t want to fight strong warriors as it would be inconvenient to him. Of course he too has his ulterior motives and will seek proper compensation for being his servant. Will accuses him that if that happens, in a few years he will change loyalties and destroy everything again. Valacirca admits to that but even so, is this not a good deal? Why does he want to fight him? Show that he has it to control him. Now choose between peace or death. Wow, Will is so confused that he is asphyxiating hard. Someone help? Then he remembers Gracefeel and has been saved by her. He calms down and throws the choice back to him. Will will not choose but rather Valacirca. Will he mend his ways or not? Knowing that the peace is only limited between them, hence the only option is to change. By doing so, Will promises to protect him from all those who are hostile to him as long as he lives. Valacirca congratulates him for answering the dragon’s riddle. He is not a reckless boy trying to show off his strength or a selfish one trying to protect his own life. He acknowledges Will the same as the heroes of the old. However he refuses to change. Because what is a dragon without wars, deaths, disasters, treasures, heroes, etc. And so the fight begins. Will manages to cut through the tough dragon scales albeit it is not enough to bring the giant beast down. With magnificent teamwork from the rest, Will binds Valacirca and then recites the deadliest spell of Gus to absorb Valacirca into some black hole. So… Uhm… Is it over? Wow. This victory sure feels unsatisfying. As Will feels uncertain, he realizes the battle is not over when he feels a gush of wind coming in. Too late, Valacirca is back as the wind blows everyone back. Will realizes Valacirca uses words to transform. Come to think of it, how could something this huge enter this underground country? Will is left stunned as he further realizes this dragon has fought every kind of words in battle and won.

Episode 11
Valacirca offers Will to serve him. Refuse and he will burn his comrades to ashes. But knowing Will, he won’t and thus Valacirca offers him another solution without fighting him: Kill himself. Obviously Will will not take that option either. He will continue fighting him as all of them know the risks when undertaking this mission. Will is going to hit him millions of times till he dies. So that’s the plan? The fight resumes. Will manages to stab his old wound once but his spear breaks. Now he uses Overeater but apparently Valacirca knows how to deal with it too. The dragon blasts directly at him but only thanks to a Herald sent by Gracefeel keeps Will safe. Valacirca could’ve landed the finishing blow only to be interrupted by Stagnate. After seeing this valiant fight, Stagnate couldn’t help intervene because surely he wants to fight Will and will not let him die before that. For this crazy reason, he is more than ready to get involved. Valacirca is impressed he has 2 gods fighting by his side. However Stagnate will not give Will any protection since they are deemed enemies. However because this is Iron Country, he summons the dead souls of the fallen dwarves. As they surround the dragon, Will’s comrades return. Thankfully, they’re not dead or ghosts. The spirit of Aurvangr faces them as he gives Will his sword, Calldawn. But some souls are burning up from Valacirca’s flames and this will reduce them into nothingness and never be reborn again. This is when Gracefeel uses her blessing to bless them and then transfer them into our living warriors. Aurvangr leaves his last message to Vindalfr to take care of their people. Now they return to face Valacirca who has been kindly waiting for them to settle their business. Only because he wants them to be filled with hope and then he will crush it all and see them fall in despair. Will readies himself to kill Valacirca and keep his promise to Gracefeel.

Episode 12
The final assault begins as all sides go all out. When Valacirca breathes his miasmic gas, Will thought it is over and it will be fine if he dies alongside the dragon. However Gracefeel tells him not to give up so Will gets back up and stabs Valacirca with Calldawn. In the aftermath, Will wakes up with his comrades relieved that he is okay. The huge dragon corpse lying nearby. Good thing the dragon is not playing dead! They give thanks to the dwarven soldiers before they cross over. Will realizes his body feels different. He can crush a rock easily? Stagnate explains the dragon’s breathe has tempered with his body and now Valacirca’s blood is also flowing inside him. In short, Valacirca’s life is now intertwined with his soul. Although he is very powerful now and mere swords cannot hurt him, he must take great care to not let pride to his head or the beast will take control. Stagnate can’t be happier when Will feels indebted to him because this is way better than forcing him to submission. Gracefeel offers Stagnate to give up his ways and join her. However Stagnate will not. Stagnate further hints he wants to seduce Will’s child and wonders if he creates a female Echo, will Will create a child with that? This makes Gracefeel very angry although Stagnate notes about Rhea Silvia who creates demigod children with heroes all the time. Before Stagnate dissipates, we see the true original female form for a short while.

Now that Valacirca is slain, Gracefeel will grant any wish. Vindalfr wants the land purified from miasma. With others agreeing, Gracefeel uses her blessing to purify the mountains even as far as Lothdor. When they exit, Dine is very relieved to see they have survived. The elves are now out to play as they celebrate. Our heroes give some of the dragon’s treasures to them as Vindalfr hopes to rebuild their countries to its former prosperity. Menel will also try to seek help from his village so Dine will go with him. Stopping by the city of the dead, Gus is shocked to see all alive. Yeah, he really expected them dead, huh? Of course he notices the strange mana flow in Will and notes it is a curse but Will accepts this fate. After Will prays at the graves, Gus allows Vindalfr to keep the weapons. It is the best honour for his fallen comrades. As for Calldawn, Vindalfr says Will can keep it since Aurvangr has chosen him to wield it. Finally they return home as everyone hears the good news that Valacirca is slain. Here are some dragon scales and horn as proof! Tomorrow we celebrate this victory! Yahoo! Bee gonna be busy writing songs. One day, a couple of young adventurers want to do a dangerous job. Will advises them to take a suitable quest as well as giving them a special dagger. Never hold back in spending money on good equipment. Would you care to hear the story behind it? Sit back because it’s a long story…

Good Will’s Hunting
I am guessing that with Valacirca’s life force now inhibiting inside Will, this will avoid the gods and the likes in calling forth this creature again. After all, it is safe to say that now Will is in control of the dragon, do you not think so? This means Will can pull off some really dragon-like moves and powers in the future if he ever faces off with greater and more formidable foes. Like say, Stagnate? You bet they will cross paths again since there are unfinished business between them. But that is for another story in the future for another time. The Faraway Sequel joke doesn’t seem funny now…

Obviously this season adapts the entire chapter of the Lord of the Rust Mountains volume. Some may find it draggy as the whole seasons builds up from the meeting of the dwarves and their plight to take back Rust Mountains FKA Iron Country from a certain terrifying dragon. It’s a great season if you are into character and world building that takes time and the entire season to flesh out rather than just a few episodes. As pointed out in my opening paragraph, the light novel is still somewhat on hiatus so it is only right this next chapter also gets its full development like those adapted in last season.

This is just one of the many adventures that Will will face in the future and therefore this season serves to prove Will’s credentials as he matures and develops his own reputation ever since departing from the city of the dead and turning into an independent man. He is still far from being perfect but as I can see and remember, he has greatly improved from the person I know from last season. While it may seem a bit unrealistic that Will has levelled up considerably in the span of a few short years, but I have to remember that he has the blessings of Gracefeel and of course his dead parents-cum-guardians. And of course not forgetting Will’s stubborn iron will (pun intended) and some would call it stubbornness. Or should I say perseverance? It is what sees him through such tough life or death moments even though it may paint him as reckless. Despite all overwhelming odds that are stacked against him, Will is willing to die for his beliefs and that is what sets him apart from a lot of heroes and main characters. I bet at this point you have even forgotten that this is an isekai series and Will came from another world, right?!

Unfortunately, I just don’t feel the impact of the other characters especially those who travelled with Will to face Valacirca. Like Menel and Reystov, personally I just felt they were Will’s lackeys even though I know better that they aren’t. They just play mostly supporting roles to assist Will in his quest and fight. That’s most probably it about them for this season. My guess is that they don’t want to take away the focus on building Will’s character. Remember, what is the name of this series again? I don’t blame you if they feel underwhelming but this doesn’t mean that they are pushovers. Other characters from last season also felt minimal like Tonio and Bee who appeared only in the initial episodes but this is understandable. Can’t bring a merchant and a troubadour to a battle, right? The same can be said for Ethel and Bagley. What can a king and priest provide more in a fight?

New characters introduced like Vindalfr, somehow I also don’t feel quite the impact I expected his character to be. I’m not saying it is bad but considering this arc is about the dwarves trying to get back their homeland, I have come to expect Vindalfr to play a more significant role if not one that is of the same level as Will. Obviously Vindalfr at the start has lots of self-confidence issues as being a somewhat sheltered dwarven royalty, he also shoulders this guilt and responsibility of not doing enough for his people. Meeting Will helped restored some of that and under his guidance, Vindalfr is on track to become to new beacon of hope for his people.

In order for Will to overcome his current self, he needs a formidable foe. Valacirca is that right tonic and test to see if Will has got what it takes. There is a reason why the gods even fear this dragon and as I have seen, Valacirca is indeed as tenacious as he is terrifying as he is described to be. Unlike one-dimensional villains, Valacirca stays true to what he believes and wants. Even surprising us with some options like becoming Will’s servant. When you pit 2 stubborn characters together, you go nowhere. Thus this also seemed like a battle of who is more stubborn!

You know Will is such a great guy that even Stagnate himself (oh, so I see he was originally female as pointed out?) wants Will for himself. To a point that a former enemy would somewhat assist Will to help him vanquish a great foe. So can I consider Stagnate to be Will’s frenemy? It makes them strange bedfellows in this sense. Imagine if Will defeats Valacirca with his own power, this increases Will’s value from all sides. It is no doubt why Stagnate wants Will so badly. There is a possibility that other gods too may want him. Is there a rule that a person or at least a great hero can have the blessing of more than 1 god? I don’t know but for now, Gracefeel is going to have a rival over Will’s faith. But knowing Will, he will keep his promise to her. Unless Stagnate could offer something way better. What are the chances? As long as the possibility isn’t zero.

The action scenes are satisfactory. Might not have the most exhilarating fights since this isn’t supposed to be an action battle genre to begin with. The final fight with Valacirca understandably took a few episodes. But it’s not fighting all the way and there’s some intriguing dialogue. But yeah, I guess formidable enemies need to have their fights stretched out longer otherwise as seen and trolled by Valacirca’s fast ‘defeat’, it would’ve felt unsatisfying. And if you’re laughing at how 5 puny people can fight a mighty dragon, always remember quality over quantity. Imagine the chaos if all the dwarves who are ready to die, actually get killed. Valacirca will have a field day taking lives because they’re all like ants to him. So it’s probably for the best. Better to live with shame (and let there be hope) rather than die with honour (and in vain because it changes nothing). And also it is hard to animate hundreds of dwarves in a scene. Yeah. Oh right. That undead army. See how messy and ‘claustrophobic’ the scene was? So Will’s party sometimes feels like a video game. Pick a small RPG party and let’s go slay the dragon boss!

Speaking of the art and animation, they maintain consistent and especially the use of some CGIs in certain scenes especially the action ones. It’s not that bad and they don’t look too out of place. Even those undead dwarven soldiers do have the CGI-esque feel but it doesn’t break the entire series as a whole. After all, I don’t know if it is today’s trend that new studios will take over the ones who did the previous season. Because this sequel is now jointly done by OLM and Sunrise Beyond as they have taken over from Children’s Playground Entertainment. Thankfully there are no obvious changes in the visual styles and the backgrounds and lush sceneries are sometimes good to look at.

One surprising thing is the addition of Shouya Chiba as Will’s voice (Ayanokouji in Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E). Last season, Will had a female seiyuu voicing him (Maki Kawase) and even in his grown up form, Will was still voiced by her. It took me by surprise now that Will sounds manly. I guess Will is now an adult and no more a teen and it would be more palatable and believable to have him sound mature rather than a girly voice. Yeah. Talk about puberty kicking in. Of course the other complete change in seiyuu is Stagnate. This season the character is entirely in female form, Rumi Ookubo (Chinatsu in YuruYuri) takes over that god of death.

No other changes or additions like Will and Stagnate for other characters. The new ones this season are Gou Shinomiya as Vindalfr (Mao in Jormungund), Kenichirou Matsuda as Ghelreis (Gordon in Black Clover), Nobutoshi Canna as Valacirca (Lancer in Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works), Sanae Kobayashi as Dine (Lucy in Elfen Lied), Jiro Saito as Grendir (Magath in Shingeki No Kyojin), Hiroshi Yanaka as Aurvangr (Otogi in Nanbaka) and Kazuya Ichijou as Hiram (Hot Eye in Fairy Tail). The opening theme is Meika by Nagi Yanagi (who also sang the ending theme for the first season). Her singing trademark is there although the rock song is quite dramatic in nature. Need to pump up the hype to go fight the dragon, maybe. The ending theme is Puzzle by Kotoko and flows at a slower-cum-calmer pace. Like a homecoming song after returning from a hard fought battle. Both sound okay to me but nothing that would make me go gaga over it. But the more beautiful one is the final episode’s special ending, Ryuugoroshi No Eiyuu No Uta by Bee as it a fitting and epic finale to the saga.

Overall, a decent sequel to the series and if you love the first season, you’re going to like this one as much or even better. Still not the perfect fantasy but better than a few fantasy themed animes we had in the same season. Looking at you, a certain demon sword reincarnated high school Excalibur whatsoever and a certain gluttony based skill hero whatever. But for casual viewers, might find it a bit lost since there are already some terminologies and lore established (do you know the difference between an Echo and a Herald? And do you remember all those spells that are chanted in Latin?). I am still interested to watch this series and Will’s exploits should they have another season. What’s next after taking down a dragon? Maybe a phoenix, tiger and turtle to complete the heavenly beasts challenge. The Faraway Celestial Beasts…

Goblin Slayer S2

15 March, 2024

DOUBLE VIRGIN RESURRECTION!!! And that is how we got the sequel, Goblin Slayer S2, am I right?! Oh heck, I’m just pulling a fast one. I just wanted to say that as it was one of the strangest and most memorable things from the first season. Heh. But yeah, a series like that would be totally strange if it doesn’t have a sequel considering in today’s time that we live in. Everything must have a sequel nowadays! But hell, it took 5 years for the second season to come out! Better late than never. An even longer wait for yours truly who didn’t even see the movie sequel that came out in 2020. Yeah, I was hoping they would adapt it into a TV series like Kimetsu No Yaiba did with its Mugen Train arc. Oh well… Got to start the next season with a missing chapter from my side…

Episode 1
A reminder from first season how goblins killed the guys and raped the girls. Can you still stomach this? Now we can move on to see our pretty gang gathering. Shinkan feeling happy she might get promoted shortly. Elf and Dwarf are still arguing. Lizardman happy that the winter is over. What is today’s business for Goblin Slayer? Slay more goblins, of course! We see him buy lots of potions and then check and mark them. It never hurts to be prepared. As they leave, they bump into a rude kid who seems to be in a hurry. The gang comes back late that night. Mission successful although it was a tough one. As Goblin Slayer returns to the guild, he thought he saw a goblin. Turns out to be that rude kid (Shounen Majutsushi) sleeping in. Is Receptionist also sleeping on the job?! As Goblin Slayer reports his goblin kills, Majutsushi is seen taking notes but Goblin Slayer advises against that. Then he wants Goblin Slayer to teach him how to kill goblins but is turned down. Seeing he has nowhere to stay, he takes him back to the farm. While Ushikai has no qualms for him to stay, it seems her father is against it. In fact, because of his rude behaviour, it makes him distrust him even more and claims such rookies are no different than ruffians. Goblin Slayer is willing to put him in the shed he rent and will watch over him. This has father relent seeing he needs Goblin Slayer to get some rest. Next day at the guild, Majutsushi wants to hunt for goblins but is told to start small by killing rats first. Meanwhile Shinkan is sad because she didn’t get promoted. When she brought it up, they thought she didn’t contribute enough. It could be because she is with a group of high level adventurers. Hence it is suggested she becomes a mentor of a rookie group so as her contributions will be more visible. When Majutsushi comes to mock her, Lizardman warns him about doing so because now the entire guild doesn’t like his attitude. Majutsushi won’t lose so he claims he is going to kill some goblins. Since Paladin overheard it, she has an idea. Sure, Majutsushi can try kill some goblins but the leader of his party will be Shinkan.

Episode 2
Goblin Slayer and co go to see a dwarven client. Apparently a naughty goblin stole his toolbox. Earlier on another team of adventurers took on his request but they did not return. And that team had a female in it. See where this is going? The base of where the goblins are is a mausoleum. It’s a maze down there. They slowly take on the goblins in each room and Majutsushi can’t understand why they’re being so slow. Then as they notice a door, it is obviously a trap. As they ponder their next move, Majutsushi can’t wait any longer and opens it. Well, some horrifying body parts all fall out. His scream is the ‘trap’ that alerted the other goblins. Then a woman’s scream is heard. Majutsushi becomes impatient as he rushes in. There that woman is. Tortured via the stolen toolbox. Is this some sick twisted S&M?! Oh, there’s that big mother troll too. By luck, Majutsushi didn’t get smashed by him. With goblins coming into the picture, he could’ve been done for had not the rest come in to start the slaying party. To save the woman and retreat, Goblin Slayer has Shinkan use her holy light to temporarily blind the creatures. Since the troll is not a goblin, Goblin Slayer just burns him rather than killing him outright? Well, in that state, the troll just smashes everything, taking out probably half the goblins. When the gang reach a dead end, it seems the troll is still hot on their tails. This time, Goblin Slayer has Shinkan do another holy light and the Dwarf summoning some water spell. The immense cooling down causes the troll’s skin to crack before Goblin Slayer goes in for the kill. Right after that, it is back to more goblin slaying! Majutsushi can only watch in shock. In the aftermath, everyone comes out alive and celebrating. Though, Majutsushi doesn’t feel like doing so. Learning that the woman is alive and will make it, this is when Majutsushi blows his top. Being alive won’t do her any good. She’ll be mocked for the rest of her life. That was what happened to his elder sister. All this would not have happened had she not get stabbed by a goblin’s poison dagger. At the academy, he kept hearing others mocking his sister. He hates them. So sad he just falls asleep? So, that got your attention Goblin Slayer? What is he going to do? Going out for a night stroll? Apparently going to cry and regret at some alley?! Another victim just like him.

Episode 3
My, what a slow episode with no goblin slaying… Goblin Slayer teaching a few young adventurers on how to use a slingshot. Others are also training other young ones. Got to put in the effort. During the break, Shinkan talks to them and since Majutsushi is still adamant in wanting to kill only goblins, she relates how a friend of hers wanted to kill a dragon. Impossible. A dream. But it’s fine if it’s that. Goblin Slayer surprisingly agrees to go drinking with Lancer and Warrior. They talk about their dreams and shortcomings but for the time being, they have to do what they have to do. Majutsushi gets more magic lessons from Dwarf while Shinkan tries to invite young Rhea Fighter to join her in adventuring. As explained by Lizardman, this is to help prove herself for promotion. Rhea isn’t sure about it at first but with Lizardman pointing out she has quite a high amount of luck, they start off to ask around for others to join them. As construction of expanding the training grounds gets underway, a worker is shocked to find a goblin mound nearby. He kills the goblin but the rest overwhelm him. Goblin Slayer is about to continue training with the young ones when everyone hears a scream. It’s goblin slaying time.

Episode 4
Goblin Slayer has the young ones go into formation. If he is not back within a certain time, they have to act on their own. Hey, what are the chances he gets killed by a goblin? As he checks on the place, lots of dead human bodies. Gathering with the rest of the skilled adventurers, they discuss that there must be numerous holes popping up all over the place. However they just need to pick one and ambush them and destroy their base since the holes are all connected. The problem now is the young trainees. Can they take them along during this ambush? Warrior offers to stay back and watch them. However Shinkan also points out a group of trainees that have left earlier on. She believes the goblins who are cowards will target them. She volunteers to go save them. Better hurry, because those goblins managed to grab a girl and eat her alive?! HOLY SH*T! Worse, they are surrounded by goblins all over even on the tree top. Goblin Slayer leads the skilled adventurers into the tunnel as they get into the goblin slaying action. Meanwhile Warrior shows off his might as he cuts through a hobgoblin wandering about. Shinkan and Majutsushi’s side manage to arrive in time to save the trainees. But with too many goblins, Majutsushi is worried about casting his spell and fears letting his rage control him. But screw that because time is of essence. He uses his magic to amplify his voice. It scares off the goblin? Well, it buys time for them to retreat. No goblin slaying for him but it’s not the point of this mission today. Goblin Slayer’s idea of flooding the tunnels with the lake above and then freezing it with ice works fine. Yeah, how the heck does he know he is right underneath a lake although he claims he was here like ages ago! Does he have some GPS?! In the aftermath, Shinkan’s actions earned her the promotion she needs. Majutsushi talks to Goblin Slayer and it seems he wants to travelling around the world to get some experience rather than going to school. His goal is still to get back at those who mocked his sister although he couldn’t care less if they still act that stupid for the rest of their lives. Majutsushi still doesn’t like Goblin Slayer and he doesn’t want to be him. He would rather be a dragon slayer instead. It seems Majutsushi won’t be going alone as Rhea will accompany him. He tells them to say his name if they meet into a fellow rhea known as Burglar. Off they go and Ushikai can tell Goblin Slayer is one happy guy today.

Episode 5
After receiving a letter, Elf thinks it is the season to get married! So as the rest wonder if this would be goodbye or if her future husband allows her to go adventuring, turns out that it is Elf’s older sister who is getting married. Trolled us there. Since all is invited, looks like Goblin Slayer is forced to put his goblin slaying missions on hold to attend this wedding. Even Receptionist is invited since her colleague wants her to take a proper vacation. But first, a few goblin slaying missions to put everything in order before the leave. And so we see the usual gang killing all goblins attacking a church. Poor sisters. Where the f*ck was God when these goblins raped them?! Some even died! Dwarf picks up slabs of ancient texts. Obviously no one can read it. Goblin Slayer returns home, Ushikai learns about the wedding and she too is invited to come. The gang then head to that water town to make their preparations for the journey. Goblin Slayer sees Sword Maiden to get the slabs translated. Very ancient language. But since none containing goblins, he is not interested. You can have them. Sword Maiden is not happy since he is leaving so soon. How nice of him to get invited. Sorry, not that she can leave her place. But she warns him about the possible goblins in the area since they are heading there via river. Lots of sunken ships reported. So the gang takes a raft there as Goblin Slayer carves up lots of wooden spears. Better safe than sorry. As they travel through the valley, everyone is now on alert as they feel something big is coming. Yeah well, rocks dropping from all sides!

Episode 6
Yeah, those goblins throwing stuffs are pesky. Shinkan is going to have to tough it out with her barrier. Elf shoots her arrows and Goblin Slayer throwing his spears. They do so blindly and can hit their target? Must be hell lot of them. And why must they always fall into the water?! I thought they were staying hidden? The goblins have created a dam to block them from going further. It is then Shinkan calling upon God to break all the debris and Lizardman’s howl propelling them forward. Once in a safe area, they camp out and it’s swimsuit episode as our ladies get into their swimsuits. Lizardman not into not scaly things, Dwarf too old for this and Goblins Slayer… Is he gay? A nice night camping until next morning an elf warrior approaches Goblin Slayer and accuses him for encroaching into their land. It seems his side has taken out the goblin remnants and notes the arrows that killed some belong to their brethren. So he is the guy whom Elf’s sister is engaged to. He goes to check on Elf but sees all the beautiful ladies sleeping in their pyjamas. Rude awakening. You know the scream… He brings them to their land as he talks about the goblin activities but doesn’t care much about them. Because as elves, they have witnessed clash of greater beings like dragons, gods, demons, evil spirits, hence goblins are just so minute in comparison. He also mentions some ancient being is starting to get activate. Elves are told not to approach it since it lives in a different territory and he himself has not seen it but only its tracks. Arriving at the beautiful elven forest, Elf meets her sister who also sees Goblin Slayer in the flesh. She thanks him for taking care of her but also feel free to find better assistance. Goblin Slayer is humble and gives Elf the credit when due. Noticing a meek elf girl behind, it seems Goblin Slayer knows her and he tells her he has killed them all, bring her emotional relief. Later the sisters talk and it seems Goblin Slayer saved that girl from ogres. The sister wants Elf to stop going on dangerous adventures since the monetary reward is small. She also warns not to associate too much with lizardmen and dwarves since people might talk. So what? We’re racists now? Then there is Goblin Slayer. The songs painted him like a hero but the real deal is kinda different. Is she disappointed? Of course Elf won’t stop adventuring since it is fun and she can count on them. Suddenly a huge beast stomps through the place. Uhm, WTF this dinosaur?! Sorry Goblin Slayer, it’s not an elephant!

Episode 7
So this dinosaur punk is called Mokele Mubenbe?! Whatever. They see a goblin riding it. Time to kill it. However they can’t kill this creature because it’s like a living thing. So goblins are not living things? After killing the goblin, they rein in the big mother using old methods. I don’t know how they returned it back to its forest but whatever. Elf has a talk with her sister who is concerned with her mixing with other races. She tries to point out the very short lives of humans but Elf doesn’t care. Meanwhile the men are drinking but also talk about the possibility that goblins have created a nesting near the elves’ homes. Elf’s brother can’t believe such creatures dare do such a thing but as Goblin Slayer puts it, they might be foolish but not stupid. It could be they think the elves are living peaceful lives so they could be building a nest nearby to steal their stuffs. Then take lives and the entire village. As they talk about older sisters, Goblin Slayer blames himself as the one who made his sister stayed back at the village instead of leaving. She could’ve been better off without him. The only way is to make it up to her. Sword Maiden has deciphered the ancient texts. Looks like some strong enemy that could destroy the world. Goblin Slayer and co leave to hunt goblins up ahead. They manage to fool the goblins with a decoy as they attack the first boat that is manned by Lizardman’s skeletal puppets. As Goblin Slayer slays the goblins, he notices that these goblins are just on the watch as their attacks are sloppy and not ready for ambush. As they near this water temple, they see lots of dead elf bodies put up on display. Enough to give you the creeps. Then they enter the building and follow the pathways downwards. They arrive in a room with corpses and blood everywhere. It is possible the elves could be drinking water from blood and faeces of their dead comrades. The goblins are thinking of poisoning the water and the mastermind behind this could be a shaman goblin and skilled spell caster. After giving the bodies a proper burial, they camp for the night. Shinkan is obviously shaken from all she has seen today. Stay strong. The worse is yet to come.

Episode 8
Oh look, there’s an elevator to the top. How convenient. The numbers on the keys are somewhat associated to activate it. How smart. Once at the top, the gang burst out and start their goblin slaying action. Shinkan inhales the poison gas from the shaman and sees a vision of her comrades getting killed. Goblin Slayer getting killed by goblins? No way. She snaps out of it and starts to chant her miracle. However I don’t understand this part because she turned the shaman’s blood into water and then goes into despair about the thing that she has done. Goblin Slayer continues to praise her a good job she has done. When the time is right, all of them jump off from the edge. The bomb has set off so the water comes gushing out and flooding down on the goblins, pushing them off to their deaths. Not sure whatever explanations about it but the building will be alright and the elves who construct it will know how to clean up. Shinkan is worried if she will still be worthy of receiving miracles and that if she can still grow within a year. Well, look on the bright side. Killing all those goblins with water has unleashed a beautiful rainbow. Fabulous. Then we see some adventurers slaying monsters and Sword Maiden’s interpretation of the ancient texts that they have connected to somewhere forbidden and opened the gate to transfer to hell. Although it is sealed, it will open again. Everyone is back in time for Elf’s sister’s wedding. Such a beautiful night to remember. Everyone having a good time and as the bride tosses her wreath that symbolizes whoever catches it to get married next, we’ll leave it up to your imagination on which girl who gets it. After a few days of partying, our gang return to their home. Some time has passed and since Elf has not received any letter from her sister, it shows that the banquet is still ongoing. Live long, party hard.

Episode 9
A short flashback when Sword Maiden was younger, she was part of a ragtag group of adventurers exploring dungeons and slaying really tough demons. But to her relief, hey, no goblins! Yet! Now we see Goblin Slayer’s side fighting against a sea serpent. Apparently they received a request to exterminate sea goblins (?!) since people have been complaining the fisheries have been attacked by them. Well, turns out they aren’t sea goblins but uhm, friendly gillmen? Uhm, Homo Piscesians?! They point out the sea serpent at work. Goblin Slayer wasn’t interested in this because well, no goblins. But the rest couldn’t ignore this so you bet he has to tag along so as not to look like a dick. So as they fight the sea serpent, I thought it was silly of Goblin Slayer to ask if it’s a fish or snake. Well, duh! It’s in its name! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS A FISH, LIZARDMAN???!!! Because it has no poison in its bite???!!! I’m so confused! The sea serpent is killed after a hard fought battle. Goblin Slayer keep insisting to Receptionist like a broken recorder that there were no goblins. There were no goblins… There were no goblins… They split up the treasure given by the gillmen as Goblin Slayer takes the seashell for Ushikai. She happily receives it. Soon Sword Maiden calls upon Goblin Slayer. Another goblin exterminating mission? Actually, she is supposed to head to a meeting in the royal capital but the path has been sighted with goblins. Hence Goblin Slayer’s job is to escort her and not exterminate them all (although she would very much like him to do it). As the journey begins and they camp out for the night, Sword Maiden tries to get close to him. I’m not sure if she is insecure or has other hidden agenda but damn those goblins show up. She hides in the carriage as the rest fight back and eliminate them in a pincer attack. It is Goblin Slayer’s intention to kill them all. In the end, as he counts the corpses, he finds the number few and believes there are others out there since this one is a wandering tribe. He cuts off one of their back since it has a tribe mark behind. Then they arrive at the royal capital. A beautiful place as this is Goblin Slayer’s first time here. He wished he could’ve brought his sister here.

Episode 10
A princess is left fuming and bored staying in her room. She wants to go out like her brother. Mind you, her brother his the king of the royal capital! So when he returns, she gladly greets him but this is just a ploy so she can sneak out tonight. With Sword Maiden and co arriving safely, now what else is there to do? Goblin Slayer wants to research and Sword Maiden’s face lights up, happy to take him to the library. Too bad Dwarf wants her to put that off because he wants the guys to go drinking! Wow. Now she’s so dejected. During the drinking, Goblin Slayer pondering about life so Dwarf and Lizardman talk to him about the meaning of life since they have lived longer. Meanwhile Elf accompanies Shinkan to pray at the grave of an ex-comrade (and Majutsushi’s sister). Then they go relax at a bath. Shinkan notices someone watching her. During the bath, a girl comes up to Shinkan to ask what it’s like being an adventurer and the kind of equipment she has. After hearing enough, she leaves. But soon Shinkan realizes her clothes and gears have been stolen. Reports from the staff that they saw a priestess walking out. So yeah, this place has no locker security? This was bound to happen… Shinkan realizes it’s that person who was watching her since she finds her money pouch at her stack of clothes she left behind. Shinkan is in tears because her precious chainmail praised by Goblin Slayer is stolen. And she has to wear this oversized gear. Later Sword Maiden visits Goblin Slayer to give him a book he wants to research. So he is not going to company a crying girl? Well, I bet Sword Maiden wants his company more. He talks about a dagger he received from his dad. A good dagger. But he somehow misplaced it. Sword Maiden says she will be having a meeting with the king tomorrow and will bring up this issue.

So we see the men bringing up several issues while he was gone. This includes the strange religion of God of Wisdom that is apparently not the same as God of Knowledge spreading its teachings as well as the completion of several training facilities in various cities and guilds. Then Sword Maiden brings up no sign of disarray in the world although there are more displaced people and orphans. And also her friend’s clothes have been stolen and to exterminate all goblins! Well okay, the king will have someone look into it. Suddenly an emergency message. A girl in a priestess garb hitched a ride with a merchant outside the kingdom walls. But soon they were attacked by goblins. The merchant managed to run away and ride back here but that poor girl he realized to late is the princess has been kidnapped! Obviously the king needs to do something but not blow this scandal out of proportion. Imagine what others would think if they send a full squad just to save his little sister who went straying herself. As they deduce the goblins are making their nest up north, Sword Maiden believes that is where the Dungeon of the Dead lies. They rest need a trustworthy person to deal with the goblins and they appoint her to handle this. Uhm, Sword Maiden looking scared? But no fear, somehow Goblin Slayer has heard it all and he will take on this case. It’s personal. Sword Maiden is so relieved.

Episode 11
The king summons that group of adventurers to check out some fallen stone in the mountains up north. If they are bad, then take it out. Before Goblin Slayer’s group leaves, Sword Maiden hands them a well drawn map of the dungeon. It seems the 4th level is where the heart of the dungeon lies. If they plan to go further deeper, they will die. Hence she gives Goblin Slayer this ribbon amulet. Once they depart, her assistant wonders if she wanted to return to adventuring. However she notes that she has become a coward and weak. Perhaps this is a sign to move on. Goblin Slayer’s group reaches the carriage as Shinkan retrieves her staff. They are unsure if this attack on the princess is staged or not. If it’s the former, it’s sloppy as hell. Outside the dungeon, they make their plans before heading. The usual ambush by goblins and wolves as they head deep into the dungeon. With too many of them, Goblin Slayer pours fuel and burns them and the rest gets sucked into his teleportation scroll to be dropped from somewhere high. Meanwhile the group of heroines are fighting a hideous monster. They are baffled goblins fell and died from the sky. Goblin Slayer’s group rides the elevator down as Elf picks up multiple footsteps and some weird smell. It is believed to be some sort of ritual being performed and is best they don’t breathe in. As they enter the chamber, they see lots of goblins and dead human bodies around. In the middle is where our princess lies. Miraculously she is still alive. And the ringleader goblin isn’t a shaman but a priest. It makes a barrier to protect the centre while the other goblin goons attack the invaders. Shinkan starts to get a bad feeling as her protection isn’t working. Then as she looks around, she realizes the princess is not being offered but as a sacrifice. All those dead humans for bloodletting. She calls upon her miracle to dispel the barrier. Goblin priest tries to take her hostage but you know what? Goblin Slayer walks over like a boss, kicks him in the nuts and kills him! OMFG!

Episode 12
Shinkan rushes over to the princess and sees she is fine. Princess gets emotional and breaks down in tears. Goblin Slayer and Lizardman try to figure out the strange ritual. They believe it is to summon some dark god. I wonder if they jinx that because the goblin priest suddenly a huge hand rips out from his body! Shinkan recognizes it as the hand of a greater demon. So I’m taking that everyone is screwed. The hand starts creating a cold blizzard. This weakens Lizardman considerably. Hey, he is reptile after all. Dwarf conjures an ice wall as the rest drink some potion to warm up. Think fast on what to do next because the hand smashes the wall! It can move too! Goblin Slayer has a plan. Having Shinkan act as a distraction, Goblin Slayer then pours petroleum. It’s too cold to light a fire so it slips. But is that all? As Goblin Slayer tries to rein it in, Shinkan uses the key to open the elevator shaft before the hand slides down. As it tries to crawl up, Shinkan calls forth a barrier to block it before the rising elevator squashes it. Wow. That easy? But okay. They take out the remnant goblins on the way out. Shinkan seeing the princess’ pitiful state, reminds of herself when she started out. When they exit the dungeon, real sh*t hits the fan as hordes of goblins are waiting outside. So they’re going to die slaying goblins? Well, don’t hope for reinforcements seeing the royalty doesn’t want word to spread that their princess got kidnapped. Thankfully, Sword Maiden and her group of warriors have arrived to slay the goblins. Goblin Slayer told her about it and it was up to her to take action. Meanwhile we see the happy masterminds discussing how they set all this up. Using the kidnapped princess as sacrifice to resurrect a dark god and in turn it will breed with something across the stars to conjure something more terrifying. If this fails, they’ll spread word of the kidnap and hence the princess’ engagement will fail as many would think she has been tainted. Their discussion ends when Knight of Diamonds (the king?) crash into the place to put a stop to their wicked ways. Back home, Shinkan rues about being stronger but Receptionist relays the good news that a certain princess has decided to become a devout faith of Shinkan. It’s not that she will become a nun, more like she wanted to be like a certain priestess. This brings tears to Shinkan’s eyes. Goblin Slayer returns home as he accepts his never ending fate to slay goblins. Yeah, we figured it out from his name. This path will remain unchanged as Ushikai welcomes him back.

Unwelcome: Attack On Goblins
Oh? Nothing changed? So can I assume that in the even that there is another season, we will be expecting more or less the same thing? After all, what is the name of this anime again? Which also so happens to be the name/nickname of our main character. So yeah, a premonition of the future. Quite simple. Fight goblins, slay them, rinse and repeat. Oh yeah. Goblin Slayer. Nothing changed. Nothing will change. So simple and understandable, don’t you think?

Honestly, this season feels a little underwhelming. I don’t know, maybe it is because I expected something more. But instead I got a season that divides itself into several mini arcs. Well, not exactly a bad thing but I suppose today’s generation might find it hard to follow an entire cour’s worth of plot. Haha. Just kidding. But seriously. So basically this season we start off with a bunch of trainee adventurers in training (kiddie fest?), followed by a return to Elf’s hometown for a wedding (WTF that dinosaur rampage felt so out of place) before the finale of a big royal capital adventure with a kidnaped princess to boot. Yeah. Basically that’s what this season is all about. Nothing really spectacular if you ask me. Heh. What was I expecting? Goblin Slayer coming face to face with the ultimate goblin adversary, the Goblin God! The one who creates all goblins to rape all women in this world! OMFG. Yeah. Dream on.

Perhaps the perception that this season is going to be gorier and more terrifying has been etched in my expectations. After last season’s opener whereby terrifying goblins raped terrified women, the tone has been somewhat set for this series. Sure, there are lots of goblins getting killed, smashed, sliced and the likes. But it was nowhere near the level of goriness I remembered from last season. There weren’t even such controversial scenes of women getting raped and even so, those disturbing scenes of women being tortured and turning into goblins’ playthings are for a couple of few seconds. True, still disturbing on its own right but it so rare that I think you have better chances of finding a unicorn! Just exaggerating but you get what I mean. Like I’ve said, I’ve come to expect the unsettling theme this series has to offer but as far as I have seen, they’re mostly lukewarm. And to think they put up that same warning of graphic violence at the start of every episode… Yeah, the newer generation must be so weak!

The characters are a mixed baggage. For Goblin Slayer and co, they’re pretty much the same people we know from the first season. To even quote it in Goblin Slayer’s words: Nothing changed! You said that right. Goblin Slayer living up to his name to slay goblins without any mercy. What else do you expect of him? Since he is only interested in slaying goblins and not much of other races, uhm, will he do it if that particular creature identifies itself as a goblin? Oh no! Keep identity politics out of this anime!!! Dwarf and Elf’s banter this season seems to have toned down a bit and they don’t jab each other as much as I remember they used to last season. If I remembered that correctly, that is. Cheese loving Lizardman still fights on the frontlines with Goblin Slayer to add more offensive power while Shinkan continues to struggle with self-esteem issues albeit not that bad. She still shows signs of vulnerability but she’s learning and gaining experience from each outing.

Another reason why I felt this season is underwhelming is because if you remember last season, Goblin Slayer and co were fighting a formidable goblin champion. Goblin Slayer almost died and his comrades almost got done in. Yeah, that was nail biting and distressing. But the gang was nowhere close to any such dangers this season. Despite the drama angles showing they might be in danger, there was never a second I felt they would be knocking on death’s door. Even the final episode where they fought a huge demon hand, perhaps it only took us by surprise because it was an unprecedented enemy. But after a while and calming down, you realize that it wasn’t so much of a threat either. Yeah, it got defeated by an elevator! Sheesh. So perhaps last season as a new ragtag group, they were still rookies. Now that they have adventured numerous times together, they have better teamwork and experience. Good for them but for us viewers, pretty much bland and numbing to see them doing their usual goblin slaying.

This season showcases a bit more on Sword Maiden but nothing conclusive. Though, it shows that she is even more insecure than before because of her past trauma. It makes her feel a lot more vulnerable than before. If she had the tenacity like Goblins Slayer, she would be his female version seeing she wants all goblins dead! Too bad the way she is now, she doesn’t have the balls (technically!) to even face them. It makes me wonder if she likes Goblin Slayer because she helps gives her a peace of mind by killing goblins or truly of the romantic kind. Well, you do notice some of her advances at him, right? But that guy obviously has nothing but killing goblins on his mind. That’s why even Ushikai and Receptionist continue to play the waiting game. Maybe once all the goblins have been killed. Then maybe. Just maybe… Hence that trip back to Elf’s hometown felt like some sort of excuse to have a bit of fanservice and remind us that they are still around. Otherwise they would have fallen into obscurity. There’s only so much a pretty face and boobs could do. Oh never mind, at least we got to see Ushikai’s tits up close. Gee, thanks?

One of the surprises this season for me was I thought Majutsushi was going to become Goblin Slayer’s new teammate. Hence this season’s new permanent character. Then what do you know? He decided to go on his own journey. It made me wonder what the heck his character was for and that the entirety of the first mini arc for this season. Is it just to link him with one of Shinkan’s dead comrades? Is that it? Some goblin related tragedy? So that Goblin Slayer could have some sort of connection? Oh you know, both guys have dead sisters caused by goblins. Uh huh. Wow. So pitiful. In a way, it felt redundant but my guts tell me that in future stories, they will meet up again.

As we all know, one of the unique things of this series is that all the characters here are identified based on their profession. While it is great for those who can’t remember characters’ names (sometimes I am guilty of this) but once there are too many characters and some seemingly have overlapping jobs, that’s when the confusion starts. You don’t know how to label them unless the characters somewhat mentions it. Especially in the final arc at the royal capital, there are a lot of new faces. Since I’m not well versed in fantasy themes, I guess I’m going to have to label them on how they look. Like that king’s counsel who has a dog head character… Too bad everyone else are humans… Oh God… Trying to identify them is going to be a pain!

I want to note something about the art and animation, although mostly consistent with last season, however I noticed that many of the action or rather goblin killing scenes, they felt rather stiff. Perhaps another reason why this season feels underwhelming. Yes, the violence and blood are there but watching them slay goblins with such stiff animation, you could say it took some of the enjoyment out of it. Not sure if this is because Lidenfilms took over from White Fox that caused the drop in this segment.

Voice acting, last season’s casts are retained and of course there are lots of new ones this season. As said, the lack of character having real names now contribute to my confusion so yeah, I don’t know which adventurer or fighter is which. They might have to go so far as to add more descriptions like Long-Red-Haired-Female-Warrior-With-Scar-On-Her-Left-Cheek-In-A-Skimpy-Dress-Wielding-A-Big-Black-Sword-And-Wings. I hope it doesn’t get that long and complicated!!! Anyway, the few new ones that I would note include Mariya Ise as Majutsushi, Sayumi Suzushiro as Rhea, Shinichiro Miki as the king and Rina Hidaka as the princess. The opening theme, Entertainment by Mili tries to sound epic with all those epic choir voices. But with the singer’s voice sounding strange, this dramatic piece comes off as weird rather than epic. At least the ending theme, Kasumi No Mukou E by Yuki Nakashima despite being a generic rock outfit at least sounds more decent.

Overall, this season did not impress me and if I should go so far as to call it a disappointment. I expected more even though I should have known better myself. Well, a series of this calibre should have at least taken things up a notch or to the next level. It did not and what we mostly got is watered down goblin massacring numbness and the likes. Controversial or not, it is up to us to decide. I don’t know, I keep blaming current generation for being snowflakes and unable to take the heat and that’s why things didn’t go all out as it was supposed to. To be fair, the light novel is still ongoing so in the future they might adapt another season. Not sure how many years that would take, though. We’ll see when the time comes. But as far as this second season is concerned, unfortunately I wasn’t slayed at all. Yup, nothing changed.

Looks like another really familiar plot. Now where have I heard this kind of scenario again? Character in the past is weak or losing. Decides to reincarnate himself many years or rather centuries into the future to be awakened as a stronger version. However things have vastly changed. Although he is still stronger but the people of the current era has either weakened or using a totally different concept. Yeah. I know I heard is somewhere before too and I’m too freaking lazy to name it. Because Seiken Gakuin No Makentsukai also shares this very similar notion. And why do they always have to make it a high school theme too? Old new kid in town need to relearn all that has changed through the millennia? Yeah, history lessons are going to be a killer… Oh wait, what’s this about his original timeline not included in history lessons and records? Oh never mind. Just train up using new holy swords to fight new age monsters. With his group of girls harem. School days never been this fun…

Episode 1
Looks like the fate of good versus evil is about to be decided. The heroes advancing on the last stronghold left of the Demon Lord who laments either his other comrades have long fallen or betrayed him. The only thing left for our Ains-sama Demon Lord is to go into slumber and awaken only 1000 years in the future. Fast forward a millennia later, we see Riselia “Selia” Ray Crystalia and her maid, Regina Mercedes exploring some tomb ruins. Like all such people do, just simply touch anything suspicious! Selia opens a secret chamber to see a huge crystal before her. Flashback shows before the Demon Lord went into slumber, he went to see Roselia and vowed to find a human child as vessel for her power. And just like that she left him. Now our Demon Lord awakens to some noisy sound. WTF, Selia thinks she can break through this hard crystal with her pea shooter?! Demon Lord thinks she is some grave robber and soon breaks out from his slumber. He soon realizes he has taken form of a human child and looks especially like the hero, Leonis “Leo” Magnus. Did his reincarnation fail? He assumes that role and probably another awakening as Selia smothers him in her boobs. Selia is kind enough to share her food but Leo will keep her company to find out more about this time line. Apparently enemies of mankind known as Void has popped up 64 years ago and she thinks Leo is a victim, kidnapped and encased here. Hence Selia was here to conduct investigations on Void. Don’t look now because there is one ogre Void materializing. Seriously, Selia thinks she can do damage with her pea shooter?! At least Regina’s hand cannon packs a punch! This is more like it! Leo is stumped because her firepower (which isn’t magic) is equivalent to some high level magic. As they escape, more wyvern Voids pop up. Selia protects Leo and gets fatally killed! Leo is not amused this mere human protected him. How dare you do this to my info machine. So Leo summons his staffs and easily defeats the Voids. Though, he notes his strength has reduced tremendously. Leo then uses his basic spell to heal up Selia. Yes, back to life. Selia doesn’t know what happened but she’s glad everything is okay. However she is stumped when he explains his sorcery. Only then Leo realizes humans in this era relies on magic technology and has little to no magic power. Rendezvousing with Regina, they return to base as Regina tries to sexually tease him and turn him into a pervert?! Leo is amazed with the last human’s stronghold, Seventh Assault Garden (7AG). It was built to fight against Voids and it houses countless holy swords used for that fight.

Episode 2
Flashback 6 years ago when a heavy assault was launched on the Third Assault Garden (3AG). Civilians stayed safe in a bunker. A young Selia and Regina were there too. But in the aftermath, although the civilians stayed safe, the entre place is destroyed and all the holy knights that included the whole of Selia’s family perished. Leo further learns this stronghold is a mega float that goes around to hunt Voids. Selia will go do some registration so that he can enrol in the Excalibur Academy. Those who show such potential have to enrol there. Alone for a while, Leo summons his familiars from his shadows, Shary the maid and Blackas the wolf. Leo is frustrated things have turned out this way. The plan was to rebuild his army and bring humanity to its knees. And now we have human advancing in technology and a new enemy to begin with? He has his familiars to gather more info on the humans while he does the same by infiltrating as an academy student. After getting his ID, Selia takes him around the place. Yes, it is way bigger and much more technologically advance than his own fortress! As Selia brings him back to her dorm, they stumble into this typical senpai bully, Musel Rhodes. Obviously this guy mocks Selia for having no holy powers despite being in a lineage of one and he wants her to join his platoon. Obviously Selia rejects him. He doesn’t take that too kindly and starts to harass her. Leo can’t stand this and uses a sliver of his magic to force him to his knees and warn him not to touch her. He wanted to fight back until Elfine “Fine” Phillet threatens to show video proof of his harassment. Bye. Selia introduces Leo to Fine who is a data analysis of Selia’s platoon. Leo learns more that based on merits, platoons get better dorms. So you can say that Selia’s dorm isn’t the best but it looks comfortable. Yeah, poor Leo doesn’t even know how the toilet works or bathe himself. Then Selia sexually assaults him in the bath. JUST KIDDING!!! Yeah, time to force in some Selia fanservice. After all, Leo is only a kid, RIGHT???!!! No shame needed! When Selia suddenly starts to feel weak and drop dead, Leo activates something to return her back to normal. Then he apologizes about healing her. That was a lie. He cannot revive the dead. That’s right. The real Selia is actually dead!

Episode 3
Even 2 years ago, Musel was trying to court Selia into joining his platoon but of course Regina was there to shoo him off. Selia was bitter she couldn’t summon a holy sword and it wasn’t to keep that scumbag off her back. Leo explains to Selia that she needed his blood to replenish her mana. Explaining himself as a reincarnated ancient sorcerer, he only had that choice of saving her and now she is his minion. In fact, it went better than expected so now she is more like a vampire queen. Selia also takes this chance to explain how her entire family killed when Voids attacked her homeland. She and Regina stayed safe in a shelter and in the aftermath, Excalibur took them in. As they go have lunch, to Leo’s dismay, his ultimate gold coin has no value! What’s this about credits and silver? Curses, he saved so much to build up his army… Then they see Sakuya Sieglinde beating up pesky bouncers. It seems she gambled all her money last night and they want some payback. Yeah, they got it in a different way. She is part of Selia’s platoon and her ultimate goal is to kill all Voids because they destroyed her home and killed everybody. Another revenge case. During Leo’s magic inquiry, Leo overdid it and instantly destroys the drones, causing everyone to be shocked. Instead of preparing for another alternative simulation, Musel suggests fighting him. So basically in this team match, if Musel wins, Selia joins his side. Otherwise he must give up on her forever. During the mock fight, Selia gets paralyzed by Musel’s spell. Because of her great will to protect Leo, not only she breaks out of it but summons her own holy sword. Finally. As she breaks his holy sword, the coward gives up. Back at the dorm, Selia wants Leo to help make her stronger and although she doesn’t get this minion thingy, she thinks he wants her to play his big sister. Selia and co celebrate Leo’s induction into the platoon as well as Selia getting her holy sword. Leo gets analysed by Fine as she explains about her holy sword. She was once an attacker but saw some of her friends die in a Void attack. Her holy sword lost its abilities after that and she subsequently joined Selia’s platoon. Later Leo finds some correlation between outbreaks of Voids and locations of his ancient battles. Blackas reports some massive power plant that powers the floating island so Leo wants to get his hands on it. As for Shary, it seems nobody knows about him or the great war that happened before. Though, she is jealous Leo has undertaken another minion.

Episode 4
Flashback when Leo was a human and a hero! After the defeat of some Demon Lord, he was tasked to fight some gargoyles in some lowly village. However it was a trap as his fellow humans killed him. It seems Leo didn’t want money and riches but rather the idea of taming monsters was just too much for the nobles and royals to handle. So what better way than to kill him off, right? That was when Roselia popped up before him and asked his opinion if the world is just. Well, Leo had a hunch this would happen and accepts the sh*tty world as it was. Since Roselia wanted to rebel against the world and had her eyes on him, she revived him to join her. Fine contacts Selia about some meeting of the higher ups today on their off day. It seems some marine survey team has gone missing and the meeting could be a coincidence. So we see these people talk about the survey team that they have lost contact with and the possibility of some Void that has mutated. Yeah, not really sure what’s going on but a follow up order by the commander to further investigate. Obviously. Meanwhile Leo trains Selia. To help her become stronger, he summons his lowly skeleton minions for her to train. Easy pickings. As thanks, she wants to treat him to a great restaurant she knows. Meanwhile Sakuya sees Blackas and finds this doggie outside the dorm. She makes friends and even gives him a name. Mr Fluffy Wuffy Black Fur?! After buying a few food stuffs, Selia takes Leo to the orphanage that she frequents. The kids are impressed with Leo but why the sad face? He notes this is the place Selia wants to protect while reminiscing that his own place is gone. The place he wanted to protect is no more. As the follow up team investigates, looks like whatever Void thingy they were looking for is now missing. Then in the food storage, lots of strange vines everywhere and it seems a small vibration can be felt all over 7AG.

Episode 5
Flashback when Leo was still a hero and 12 years old to boot, a city was being attacked by monsters. Arakael Degradios wanted to use magic to burn everything including the citizens and then let Tearis Resurrectia heal them later. However Leo won’t allow that and singlehandedly defeated all the monsters by himself. He was successful as the crowd cheered on him. But Arakael feared that with such power, he will dig his own grave. Fine contacts the higher ups about her findings. Long story short, they seem pretty surprised that a Void might have infiltrated the place. And as for why they didn’t detect it, how it got in and other stuffs, didn’t really understand all that technicality but it seems this one has intelligence as it moves rapidly through the underground maintenance systems. Looks like it is heading towards the core crystal and it might trigger a Stampede. You don’t think those puny humans could stop those vines and branches from invading, huh? Well yeah, too late. Time to turn this place into a fortress and evacuate the citizens to the shelter. So sorry to cut your day at the orphanage. The alert is sounded as portals now open above and Voids flowing out. Those puny turrets can take them all? Looks like a video game… Selia has no time to be traumatized and needs to face reality. Obviously it is also for Leo to strut his stuff as he pulls off his devastating magic moves. Too bad in this form, it slows down his chanting and from the way I see it, it is not really that efficient in taking down the Void, although he did take down a mega colossal Void. I wonder what class is that Hydra one. When the ground splits asunder, vines start to grab all over Selia and pull her in. This is not the kind of tentacle rape I envision! Then the vines start to talk and call out to Leo. Leo knows this is Arakael.

Episode 6
Flashback when Leo just awakened as a Demon Lord, he revelled in his new powers. To celebrate his victory, Roselia gave him a gift. It was a holy sword but since it would be unfitting of it, she turned it into a demon sword. But there is a condition if he were to use it. Now Leo knows that Arakael is using Selia to bait and lure him in. He’ll play his game. Leo and Blackas discuss how Arakael have changed and now he is some Void monster. Because he is resurrected, it could mean that Roselia is alive somewhere out there. Leo puts a protective barrier on the orphanage and then has Shary help protect Selia’s pals fighting the relentless Void waves. Leo and Blackas charge into the core crystal to face Arakael who has taken over the entire place. Arakael is shocked to know Leo did not perished a thousand years ago. He claims he is going to rebuild the world with the Empty Star and that is why he has been chosen to do all this. Not that Leo cares for all that now. Because this place is Arakael’s domain, their magic grows weaker. Selia realizes she cannot be a damsel in distress and needs to help fight. She tries to resist all the roots tying her down. Enough for Leo to find her and then throw her a little of his blood to power her up into a vampire queen and break free. Arakael uses his ultimate magic that will burn everything down including himself. Hence Leo needs Selia to buy him time as he makes his preparations to kill this guy for good. This time he is going to use his demon sword. And the condition to unleash it? To protect his kingdom. Gee, that sounds so flimsy but I guess if Leo is going to claim this whole place and citizens as his own, then I suppose it is. The ultimate slash from Dainsleif destroys every bit of Arakael. This means no more new Voids and the rest are slowly whittled down. Yeah, the higher ups are even surprised they survived this damn thing! You mean they didn’t have hope?! You people got lucky. Selia and Leo reunite with the rest of their friends. In the aftermath, Selia wants to drink a bit of Leo’s blood since she consumed too much energy. He allows it and her friends walk in to see this unholy stuff. How is she going to explain her way out of this?!

Episode 7
The city undergoes reconstruction. Leo tries to get access to the vault to get more info but some spirit stops him for lack of credits or permissions. However thanks to Regina’s hacking, they manage to enter as Leo learns that spirits are now artificial and manmade. The original ones were gone when Void invaded. They get a message to attend a commendation ceremony for a select few. It will take place on SS Hyperion and hosted by the imperial princess, Altiria Ray O’ltriese. Meanwhile a few races include Bastea Colossuf (black lion), Jakt (elf), Gerdr Honzak (werewolf), Jiraf (leopard – a leopard named giraffe…???) and Elza (goblin) known collectively as Alpha Wolf Alliance (AWA) are planning to hijack SS Hyperion and abduct Altiria so as to free their brethren imprisoned in the capital. They are approached by dark elf, Sharnak who can help them achieve that. She gives Bastea a holy sword that powers him up. In exchange, she wants the holy sword users alive to be sacrificed to some goddess. Selia and her platoon (minus Regina) board the ship but stumble into this haughty Fenris Edelritz. Typical childhood friend and b*tch trope. AWA kill some guards to steal their faces and impersonate as them. Yeah, this ship has the princess and you think security will be tight everywhere…

As Leo studies the documents, he comes to believe that somebody is deliberately trying to cover up the past as there are no mentions of the wars, the heroes or Demon Lords. Even more so convenient as many of the documents got lost during the Void invasion. Shary comes to report on how this ship operates but soon Leo is distracted by Selia. In a swimsuit! Swimsuit episode?! Leo declines to go swimming with them so she takes it he can’t swim. He can teach her. Poor Leo has to suck up his pride and learn swimming. Yeah, don’t want those orphanage kids to best him in swimming, no? Bastea kills Altiria’s closest aide and takes her hostage. Right before the ceremony begins, the other AWA members hold all the guests hostage. Leo decides to go do some investigation and disappears into his shadow. Well, those terrorists didn’t do a headcount on their hostages? Especially the holy sword wielders whom they’re supposed to keep alive?! Altiria is forced to set the ship to the capital. But there are Voids detected ahead. Don’t want to fight them now, right? However Sharnak tells her to remain on course since her goal is to taint the holy sword wielders for the offering. She doesn’t care less about AWA’s objectives. Bastea gets mad and tries to kill her but she burns him. Nobody suspecting why the ship is leaving way ahead of schedule? Luckily Altiria’s pet manages to find Regina outside. She gets the message and jumps on board. Leo is lost but stumbles into Regina. She pleads to save her little sister. So Regina is royalty related?!

Episode 8
As explained, according to some stupid legend, anyone born some red shining star in the sky brings bad luck. In accordance with their stupid law, such child must be killed. But Duke Crystalia begged to the king for the child not to be killed. He agreed and the child was left abandoned in the forest. Shortly, Lord Edward who was one of Crystalia’s sons, took that child home. To hide her identity, she serves as Selia’s maid. And so that’s pretty much about Regina’s royalty secret in which only her comrades knows. She is here to see her sister from afar and is briefed by Leo about the situation. So Altiria’s pet is called a Carbuncle and looks like some discount Eevee and this spirit is what pilots the ship? Whatever. They go to the deck to see nobody around. The ship is powered by artificial spirits. The only way is for Regina to have some telepathy communication with Altiria. Masquerading herself as some spirit medium, Altiria tells her to prioritize the ship. Hence Regina must make way to the lower deck to take control of it while Leo promises to rescue the princess. Fenris causes some scene. Don’t even know how the f*ck she manages to tackle Gerder with her hands tied! This is the much needed distraction needed for Selia and Fine to disarm the bomb and destroy the detonator in Jakt’s hand. Wow. This easy to take down AWA?! Must be a joke.

But the ship has entered a Void reef and now mermen are attacking the ship. Our heroines go protect the citizens and there is one Brain Eater showing up. This is one ugly octopus mother. Sakuya wants to leave this one to her. Regina takes control of the ship to turn it around to safer waters although the Void attack is still relentless. Luckily Shary from the shadows help protect the humans when things get too overwhelming. Leo contacts Selia to go protect Regina as he updates her on the situation. Sharnak forces Altiria into the plane and they’re going to take off. Too bad for stupid Jiraf being left behind and killed by the Void. The plane cannot take off seeing Leo is using his magic to bring it down. Sharnak doesn’t believe he is the Demon Lord and attacks. Magic doesn’t work on him, silly. Because he was the one who created that magic! He forces her to spill the beans. Trying to corrupt the holy sword wielders to sacrifice them to some goddess to make a demon sword. But before she could spill that goddess’ name, she is killed off by a Demon Lord slayer sword, Zolgstar Mezekis. Well, this sword is now some Void Lord and can teleport. Oh Leo, you mean to look this shock? Surprisingly Regina takes control of the ship’s arsenals and fires away. So this stops the sword in its tracks? With Selia coming to aid Leo, this gives him enough time to summon Dainsleif and the rest is history. In the aftermath, Altiria rewards and praises the heroines. But Leo and Regina did not attend due to circumstances. Altiria ‘understands’. Leo is back home with sores all over his body. Regina nurses him and gives him a peck as thanks. Just don’t tell Selia.

Episode 9
Humans are trying to smoke out the remnants of AWA. Suddenly they are temporarily petrified by Demon Lord Zol Vadis (LEO?!) and he wants these fugitives to pledge their loyalty to him. Having no choice, they agree so he provides them a place of refuge to train up. All the epic awesomeness is ruined when Selia calls Leo for his whereabouts. Dang. Gotta go! Now we see some capture the flag battle between Selia’s platoon and Fenris. Let’s say everybody is all over the place. Fenris wants to settle whatever score with Selia and confidently goes to face her instead of protecting her flag. Selia gets owned at first but the script says she will have a comeback so Selia breaks free from her icy chains and defeats her. Did Fenris get so scared that she fainted?! Anyway, it’s Selia’s win so now she can have some bragging rights. The victory boosts their morale as they vow to keep up the good work. They could sure use some teamwork. WTF they allow Leo to bath with them?! Not surprising at this point… Meanwhile a Void Lord, Nefakess (NE-F*CKERS WHAT?!) is feeding demon swords to awaken his goddess. Selia’s platoon is soon called in for a mission. Radar has picked up the appearance of 3AG. Estimation is that it will come across 7AG’s path in a week. It seems they also picked up distress signals from it but they aren’t sure if it’s malfunction or something. Hence the team is investigate if there are any survivors as well as inspect its power plant and shut down the navigation system. So why choose them? Is it because it is Selia’s hometown? Leo can tell the humans want to use Selia to make her as the hero. So I guess this means no other reinforcements. As they take a plane there, Regina hijacks Leo from Selia and digs his ears? Such pleasant feeling… This brings back memories of Roselia lying on Leo’s lap. It was then Roselia told him her time is almost up and she will disappear but reincarnate a thousand years in the future. When that happens, she hopes he could find her no matter what form she takes. He promised to do so. Landing on the ruined 3AG, seems to be pretty nostalgic for Selia and Regina. They split up but soon Selia and Leo encounter a huge Void mother. Selia couldn’t avoid a falling beam as it falls over and traps her. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.

Episode 10
It seems an elf hero named Arle Kirlesio has been transported here from a thousand years ago. She is not pleased with her new and different surroundings although she vows to complete her mission. She is then confronted by Nefakess who believes she is here to destroy the goddess’ vessel. This gives himself away as the goddess’ guardian so Arle wastes no time in attacking him. However he has no time to play with her so he sends his huge Void to fight back. Leo manages to teleport Selia to safety as he fights this angel Void. He notes it is trying to mimic angel magic so he is going to show who’s boss and destroys it with his superior magic. When he tends to Selia (regeneration will take a while from such injuries), suddenly ghosts pop up! Selia recognizes the crest and they serve her family. William Richmond is glad to see her again and apparently they are the ones who sent the distress signal. However it is not to be rescued but as warning. At this rate, 7AG will experience a similar fate as 3AG since a new Void Lord has appeared here. Damn, these ghosts can summon a limo for Selia to be chauffeured back to her old mansion?! Don’t mind the slow speed. Thank goodness for Leo’s undead horses to pull it faster. Meanwhile at Regina’s side, they stumble into Arle. Thinking she is a survivor, however Arle attacks them as she thinks they are Nefakess’ underlings. Sakuya fights her but soon stops the match after noticing she is injured. Selia can’t contain herself and drinks Leo’s blood. Sorry, this scene doesn’t look sexy at all. Leo is ‘saved’ when Fine contacts Selia. They exchange info and agree to meet up at her old mansion. Leo then gives Selia a dress. Wearing it amplifies her physical attributes but it takes a lot of mana so use it wisely. As the rest treat Arle, Fine wants to know about her because she is not in the database of 3AG or 7AG. She says she is given a task to vanquish the goddess. She doesn’t want to be associated with them anymore but with those injuries and growling stomach, you bet she can’t go anywhere. Selia arrives at her old mansion. Destroyed. Lots of memories flooding through her mind. Since she is getting emotional, the ghosts put up some hallucination to rebuild the place so she could see even fonder memories with father. Wow. So real. But then Nefakess pops up. Selia wonders if he is a survivor. However he gets insulted for being mistaken as a human and attacks her! Once again, Selia’s injured. Oh Leo, have you finished your own reminiscing and get your ass over here!

Episode 11
A bit more in detail as we see a young Selia distraught her family was going off to fight the Void. Father told her to remember her duties but also mentioned about the Demon Lord in the fairytale. He will appear in their most needed hour to defeat the Voids. No kidding. Now, keeping Selia safe from Nefakess’ blast are 3 undead warriors of Rognas named Amilas, Dorug and Nefisgal. They are Leo’s subordinates and summoned via key chains Leo gave her. Nefakess is surprised Leo’s magic surpasses his. When a loud roar is heard, Nefakess believes his role is over. Tearis who played a role in all this will awaken and destroy the world. Nefakess escapes as Leo remembers his as a retainer to one of the Demon Lords. A huge angel Void Lord pops up and Leo can tell she is made from the flesh of Tearis who was one of the heroes. Everyone fights the smaller angel Voids but it keeps regenerating until they realize they have to finish off the head. Like zombies? Okay. When Leo’s ultimate fire spell doesn’t even burn Tearis, he needs Selia to buy time so he can prepare Dainsleif. However as he readies to use it, the sword resonates and he hears Roselia’s voice coming from Tearis. Did Roselia turn into a Void Lord?! He cannot accept this and gets reckless. Because of that, he gets pierced by one of the projectiles. Lying in Selia’s arms, he wants her to escape. Feeling guilty of what he made of her, he wants her to drink all his blood and escape as he remembers the other promise Roselia wanted him to keep: If she ever turned into something else, she wanted him to kill her. Obviously Leo will not abide by that. He is confused if Roselia got corrupted by the Void, why was his resurrection needed? There is no point being here if Roselia isn’t herself anymore.

Episode 12
Thanks to Selia’s blood, Leo revives as he deduces her blood must be the trigger that has him remember those memories. Therefore this demon sword was given to him to guide his fate. He vows not to fail. Of course now he needs to take care of the Void Lord but he needs time. William and the rest are willing to fight alongside them. Thus Leo gives them possess his skeleton warriors as a vessel to fight. They need to buy him time as he powers up Dainsleif. Everyone fights the angel Voids and meanwhile Fine’s side, they manage to start up their vehicles as they make way to where Selia is. Along the way, they encounter those angel Voids but thanks to Shary keeping them at bay from the shadows, they are at least guaranteed an uninterrupted ride. When they arrive near to the Void Lord, Arle then unleashes a powerful blast that injures it. This is the much needed assist Leo needs because it’s about time Dainsleif is ready. He fires a holy light (from a demon sword?!) that disintegrates the Void Lord and all its minions. With the battle over, William and the rest have no more regrets and cross over to the other side. They hope Selia will continue to keep their house name flying. Everyone reunites and what great coincidence, Fenris’ group arrives to pick them up. Gee, it’s like they avoided the entire fight entirely. On the way back, Leo cannot help wonder why the elf hero is in this era. Noticing Selia reading a fairytale about the Demon Lord, she explains how it goes. Well, certainly the Demon Lord doesn’t breathe fire! Nonsense! But this proves that even the true legend is erased from history and reduced to some childish tale. The ultimate nonsense? Everyone defeats the Demon Lord and lives happily ever after! Trash tale! Back home, Leo talks to Blackas and Shary about Nefakess. The next time they see him, they’ll have to force him to spill the beans because certain that Void Lord was a fake Roselia. As for Arle, she is being detained at a medical facility and remains unconscious. Fanservice time as Selia comes in dressed in a towel and sits next to Leo before raping him drinking his blood. Does she have to make it sound so pervy? Fine trying to uncover any relation of recent events. And what’s this? A certain file protected with heavy layers of protection. Suspicious! Arle wakes up and realizes since she has not faded, it means her mission is done. Then she breaks out so easily! Oh well, I guess they don’t place guards at medical facilities. Leo reminds us all about his vow to find Roselia and will continue to dominate until every last human territory belongs to him.

Dull & Void
As expected nothing gets really resolved. More questions than answers. So if that is how they want to play series in today’s time, so be it. Because I’m not going to bother with them at all! Hmph! Everyone can continue to play house until the next Void threat and then they can switch mode and play heroes of justice and cut down some monsters before going back to their usual lives. Rinse and repeat. Wow. Living in such an era must be so exciting. Thank goodness I’m not. But instead I got this kind of anime instead. Yeah, come to think of it, I don’t know who got it worse. Whatever.

Once again, I have to admit that I am not impressed with this season’s storyline despite having some sort of potential and development. But I am figuring those interesting bits felt more like to keep us viewers watching in hopes that there would be some sort of big twist or reveal in the story somewhere. Sorry, even if there was, it was so miniscule in comparison that it wasn’t worth the value for this season. For instance, one of the biggest questions surrounding this whole era is what happened to the thousand year history. Obviously somebody must have had a hand in changing history textbooks. That sounds very likely but since nothing concrete came of it, I’m going to call my conspiracy that Leo actually got the isekai treatment!!! Why this future has no history of his past? And why are there different monsters called Voids terrorizing the land? Because he is in another world, silly!!! OMG! So until they make some sort of concrete evidence, I’m going to go with my ‘superior’ conspiracy theories. Yeah. Sounds more interesting that way!

Therefore as I can see for this season, the plot just meanders everywhere and went nowhere at the same time. Confusing? Yeah. So was I. Like I said, they tried to keep us viewers glued to this series with the enigma of what has significantly changed in this era but no real answers in sight. Hence for the most part of this season, we see Leo awakened from his thousand yearlong slumber, gets picked up by a couple of cute girls, joins a group with cute girls, fumbles his way through his new discoveries (although with his Demon Lord powers he manages to get by), fights some Voids, protects his subjects, rinse and repeat. So are we closer to find out what those Voids really are? Not really. I’m going to bet since they come via opening portals, hence they must be from another world, right?! OMG. Isekai monsters attacking our isekai humans! Or maybe it is judgment day for these homo sapiens and God has sent his angels to destroy us all. Hey, don’t believe those make believe angels from Hollywood whereby they look freaking beautiful and gorgeous! Real angels in the bible are freaking hideous!!! Reality check!

Sorry but not sorry, the characters themselves are boring and generic as they can be. As we all veterans know, we’ve seen Leo’s character and setting somewhere before in past animes. Oh you know, main character goes into slumber so he can be a more powerful version of himself in the future. And since his power isn’t 100% fully awakened, hence this form as a kid which also serves as total plot convenience. Because as a kid, nobody takes him that seriously. Yet. Nobody gives him the attention he deserves. Yet. He’s just a kid so ignore him. Furthermore, it gives an excuse for some fanservice moments. I mean, Leo is a kid, a young boy. Hence everybody’s mind set is that little boys don’t do sexual assaults and thus a very safe bet. Uh huh. Nobody freaks out (as in call in the cops) when they change and hell, they even invite him to bathe together naked in the bath!!! OMG! These girls are so f-*cking trusting!!! It’s the only way this show can bait viewers with its fanservice. Otherwise it will be close to none. Therefore Leo x Selia romance feels unlikely at this point because it would be some creepy shotacon fest if you ask me. Sheesh. So big sister role is the most we get now. Oh, what was I talking about again? Oh right. Leo. So anyway, as he makes adjustments to his new life in the future, he also learns a few new things but there’s nothing that his old rudimentary magic cannot do to save the day. You know, lost ancient magic or science will always best the ones that are being used today. I don’t know why, but it’s always the case.

Then there is Selia whom I am going to call out as the reincarnation of Roselia. Yeah, notice the similarities in their name for starters? This is the reason why Leo was inclined and drawn to her in the first place, right? Why would some Demon Lord like him save a puny human like her? Something about her that has him unconsciously care for her. And that is because she is Roselia! Don’t they look the same too? Oh heck, many of the female characters have that one kind look. So yeah, Leo promising Roselia to search high and low, till the ends of the Earth to find her and here she is right under his nose. I won’t be surprised if they make this reveal. I would be if they don’t. Anyway, Selia being a kind hearted woman is typical for her main character. Remember, she sticks close to Leo mainly because she is dependent on his blood. In a way, forcing both characters to be dependent on each other. One mistake I predicted was that I wasn’t expecting her to get her holy sword so soon. Perhaps towards the end of the season where she would have some sort of awakening but I guess she needed to get her own holy sword fast just to dispel naysayers like me and as well it would be more palatable to see her go into action with a proper weapon. AND NOT WITH A FREAKING PEA SHOOTER! Yikes.

The rest of the other girls in the platoon fail to be memorable and to me, they’re there just to show that Selia has her own bunch of trustworthy friends she can rely on. First, there’s her maid Regina who yeah, plot twist, royalty related! So what does that do to her or anything for the story? Nothing. They trolled us by making her sound like some pervert (remember, she wanted to turn Leo into a pervert?!) but that died out fast and became forgettable. Then there is Sakuya because every group needs a swordswoman. So uhm, what’s this about her that she hates Voids and wants them all dead? Is she the Eren of this series? Kill all Titans Voids! Yeah, so, what of that? Nothing. Then there is Fine because every group needs some sort of intelligence gathering character and that’s what her character is for. So how does that affect everything else? Nothing. Don’t forget the childhood trope. Because girls like Selia must have one and make that the rivalry kind. That’s you, Fenris. B*tch girl just wants to tops Selia in everything but so as not to make her as bad as she sounds, in moments of crisis, she is pretty useful. But other than that, does her character do anything more besides to introduce her to this setting? Nothing.

With Leo as a Demon Lord calibre, obviously he is going to have a few loyal underlings. While Blackas may be serious and the pet mascot of the series, the more amusing one is Shary. I believe she is the ‘best’ character (term used very loosely) otherwise the series would’ve been even more boring with its bland characters. You see, this selfish maid subordinate only wants nothing to be in Leo. Heck, she could be in love with him for all we know. Therefore when Leo gives orders or comments that are somewhat against her wishes, she would often make snarky remarks or click her tongue. You could say that she is the only one who would dare talk back to her master. Even calling him an idiot right in his face! Much to our little boy’s chagrin. Eventually she is forced to do his orders but not really in a happy mood to do so. Yeah, they should have more Shary moments but I guess this anime is not about her. You know she is going to be an amusing character because at the end of every episode, Shary and Blackas host a very short comical segment in which they will do silly stuffs just for laughs. And it’s the only time they can get more screen time. All I can say is that Blackas is the one bearing the brunt of the pranks but his poker face means he takes it all in good sport.

While Nefakess may be one of the antagonists of the series, the funny thing that I want to point out about him is the pronunciation of his name!!! OMFG! I still can’t believe it. Here I was thinking it would be said as Ne-FAKE-ess. But when I heard his name first pronounced, OMG really, Ne-F*ck-Ass!!! SAY WHAT AGAIN???!!! Ne-F*ck-Us or was it Ne-F*ckers???!!! OMFG!!! IT’S SO DAMN HILARIOUS THAT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING MY ASS EVEN AS I TYPE THIS!!! SAY IT ISN’T SO!!! But yeah. That’s how it is. Anyway, appearing so late into the season, he didn’t make quite an impact. This includes that elf girl who is just forgettable except that she is being distrustful. So she was sent to the future? Why do I want to scream isekai treatment? Understandably, Altiria’s moment so was that we could have a plot twist moment of Regina being her sister and that the sisters will have some sort of closure in knowing the other is okay despite not meeting face to face. What happened to that Musel guy? Will that be the last we hear of him? It feels like he is the stepping stone so that Selia can get to the next level after getting her holy sword. Good riddance. Better be Leo’s plaything than his! HAHAHA!!! Oops!

The action bits aren’t mesmerizing. They’re pretty boring to watch and nothing that exciting. I mean, Leo already has powerful spells to begin with and even some he was the creator of them. So when lowly Voids come to attack, do you think they stand a chance against this magic master? Think not. Even with Selia as his assistant slicing her sword, it all just feels boring. Regina shooting her cannon, Sakuya doing more sword dancing and Fine, whatever she’s doing with those floating balls orbs! Yawn! At time when the moment gets seemingly hopeless and that death might be the next result, here comes Shary to the rescue and then back into the shadows once more. Oh geez. And it’s like one big messy affair with Voids appearing all over the place so we see some sort of light show of bullets all over the place. And yeah, Voids turn to dust when they die so at least that helps in the effort of not cleaning up their corpses after the battle! Yawn! Even with more powerful Voids or Void Lords, sure, a bit of drama and fight but nothing like Leo and sometimes the teamwork of his platoon could do to help overcome the situation. And now seeing Leo has unlocked Dainsleif, I feel that he could be using this trump card too many times to save the day, which makes it boring. OMG. Don’t tell me he is going to use Dainsleif against Tearis. Yup, he does. Makes me wonder if he will have another ultimate trump card sword hidden to fight Void Gods. If those actually exist.

Art and animation are pretty standard. Cute looking girls especially. But I do want to note that the girls’ cuteness have this one kind look. At first I thought this series were created by the same authors who wrote Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai as I could see shades of those characters here. Such as Fenris having an uncanny resemblance to Sena whereas I swear Selia could be the grownup version of Maria. Did Kobato run away and become Regina here? Same case for Yozora, is she masquerading as Sakuya? Shary and Yukimura are maids so… With so many of such characters having such resemblance, it was obvious I would start to think that way. Turns out I was wrong and it was only a coincidence they look so. Oh well. At least that Carbuncle still looks like a discount Eevee in my books. Some CGI employed but as far as I noticed, they are only limited to Voids. Could have been better but at least they don’t look hideous. Well, some Voids do look ugly but that’s only because they’re monsters, right? Stop accusing me of being racist! Then there are those undead skeletons from Leo. They don’t look horrible but as always, could’ve been better. I don’t b*tch-cum-complain so hard because they’re, well, just skeletons. Heh. I would also want to point out that with the limited animation, this is one of the reasons the action sequences look a bit boring. Once again, could’ve been better. This anime is done by Passione who did Renai Flops, Ishuzoku Reviewers, Isekai Meikyuu De Harem Wo, Citrus and High School DxD Hero. So if you see some art style similarities, now you know why.

Voice acting, seems I only recognized Hochu Ohtsuka as Jakt, Sayaka Ohara as Tearis and surprisingly Atsushi Abe as Nefakess. I had my reservations of Yui Ishikawa as Selia but yup, that’s her. Chiwa Saitou as Arle eluded me since I haven’t heard her for a long time so I’m losing touch. This includes Marina Inoue as Leo. I fear I’m starting to lose touch of her voice as she is this close to sounding generic in my books… The other casts are Aya Suzaki as Regina (Mako in Kill La Kill), Honoka Kuroki as Sakuya (Ruise in Seiren), Hiromi Igarashi as Fine (Yuri in Overlord), Arisa Nakada as Shary (Iori in Tachibanakan To Lie Angle), Tomofumi Ikezoe as Blackas (Franken in Francesca), Ai Kakuma as Roselia (Eris in Mushoku Tensei) and Hina Kino as Altiria (Alas Ramus in Hataraku Maou-sama S2). 1000-nen Ai by Chiai Fujikawa as the opening theme sounds like another one of those bland and generic rock beats. Yururi by Kaho as the ending theme didn’t exactly impress me either since it has this hip hop beat that isn’t quite to my liking. Oddly in the ending credits animation, I noticed Shary is part of Selia’s group as they hang out and do fun stuffs on a girls’ outing? My guess it is to replace Leo so it doesn’t look like a shota having a harem of his own and make us otaku virgins fly into a fit of jealousy rage! HAH!

Overall, this series is just average and perhaps even wading the lines of mediocrity. At this point, I’m so numb in seeing such shows that, how should I put it, I would say it is just one of those kind of shows of the season. Always saying that it could have been better but if I were to be put in the production’s shoes, how different and better would I make it? Yeah. So be thankful I have got some pseudo harem, some action bits and the freedom to criticize it didn’t live up to my standards. Maybe they should put this series into deep slumber and then awaken it 1000 years in the future to see what needs to be changed by then. If anime still exists then. If mankind still exists then!!! Oh wait, never mind. You can’t change mediocrity no matter how long time has passed.

Oh no. Not again! But yes it is. Another season, another villainess theme. That’s right. Somebody dies and gets reincarnated into a dating sim. This season we bring you Watashi No Oshi Wa Akuyaku Reijou. However this one differs slightly from the previous reincarnated-into-a-video-game’s-villainess shows. You see, whoever that lucky-cum-unlucky person who died from the usual black company culture of overworking, this time she gets reincarnated as the game’s heroine. However the character that she actually loves and admires the most is the game’s villainess. Hence the title of this anime as she is going to conquer the villainess’ heart and make her all hers. A non-yuri game gonna be yuri-fied? Oh boy, why do I have a feeling that this will be an even quicker doom flag for the poor villainess!

Episode 1
You know the drill. Rei Oohashi works in a black company. Her only respite is playing her favourite otome game, Revolution. Many times. Over and over again. Well, at least she didn’t die because one day she just finds herself inside the body of the protagonist, Rae Taylor! She is happy with this isekai treatment! Even more so, she is in love with the game’s antagonist, Claire Francois! Despite Claire’s numerous attempt to bully her, Rae actually loves it and considers it an act of love! OMFG! Is this not creepy?! The more Claire bullies her, the more Rae is impressed! Please, torment me more! Rae’s friend, Misha Jur is a fallen noble and warns her about getting too involved with Claire. However Rae reveals why she loves Claire because despite all the bullying, there is a line she doesn’t cross. Claire will only sully her own hands with the bullying and in a way, hides her real fragility via intimidation. Can you not love that human side of her?! Twisted. The bullying continues as Claire won’t give up. This means putting up with more of Rae’s twisted love. Since this is an otome game, we are introduced to the princes of the Bauer kingdom who also attend this school: Rod, Thane and Yu. Rae knows Claire loves Thane and tries to set them up. However this only makes an embarrassed Claire deny and in a way, sounds like a rejection. Because of this humiliation, Claire vows to bully her until she submits in tears! Well, I doubt it but whatever. As she thinks on how to take her bullying to the next step, she realizes with the exams coming, she throws down a challenge to Rae. If Rae loses to her, she must leave school. Rae doesn’t see any merit to participate but I guess it won’t hurt so she agrees. But if Claire fails to beat her, she must do 1 thing she asks. So we see them take different exams. When the results are out, shockingly Rae beats Claire in the general curriculum (Rod is tops if you want to know). You bet Claire knows everything from top to bottom because of all those doujinshi games too! For the etiquette exam, Claire thumps Rae by a mile (Yu tops it if you’re interested). Finally for the magic exam, to everyone’s shock, Claire is in first place and her score is immeasurable?!

Episode 2
The teacher explains because of this, Rae has been exempted from the overall exams (which means Rod takes first place followed by Yu and then Claire). So later with the princes, they discuss about Rae’s immeasurable stats and this could mean Rae is one of those rare talents that possesses 2 elements instead of 1. That’s right, in the game, Rae has the highest level in earth and water element. Claire thought the challenge is off but Rae reminds her the exact words of the challenge. This means Claire failed to beat her and thus she loses. Claire is about to except whatever perverted schemes but to her surprise, Rae’s wish is for her not to give up. Or would she prefer some perverted wish? And so Claire swears to God on that. As Claire holds an interview for her own personal maid, WTF Rae is one of the candidates! She wants to reject her but it seems she did better than the rest. When she complains to her father, Dole about it, he at first agrees but then Rae starts to spout some buzzwords. Dole then talks to her privately. After a while, he tells Claire that Rae will be her maid. This girl can be trusted. No buts about it. Claire continues to protest but Dole tell her to prove herself by keeping a hold on this wild horse. Claire relents and gets strict with Rae that she must do that is told. Gladly. Rae is now Claire’s maid and the other maid whom Claire has been with since young is Lene Aurousseau. She is more like a big sister than a maid. When Claire refuses to eat some veges, Rae is willing to eat it like an indirect kiss. Claire quickly swallows them up! That sure worked. Then there’s the bath time with Claire but don’t worry, nothing perverted. Yet. For starters, Rae just nose bleeding like hell. Before bedtime, Claire wants to know Rae’s intentions. She believes there is an ulterior motive for all this. However Rae says she truly loves Rae since she is cute. That’s about it. Claire refuses to believe it so Rae vows to prove it.

Episode 3
Rae plays chess with Rod and it seems she almost beat him. He finds her a good rival but tells her she need not hold back the next time. Then as Rae plays with Claire, Yu comes to check on them and suggests they play poker. As explained, Misha and Yu are childhood friends. Despite Misha’s family falling into hard times, she continues to admire him. Rae tries to rig the match to bring them together but with Yu being sharp and impressed on Rae’s skills, this makes Misha a bit jealous. Rae then brings Claire to secretly hear Thane play his harp. But Claire pops out to praise him. A bad move because in the game, that decreases his fondness for her. Since he was just passing time and had nothing to do with being a good king, Rae suggests playing a king’s game. Of course Rae and Lene rig it so as to make Claire and Thane get together. So when they are forced to kiss, this is when Thane puts his foot down. This game has nothing to do about being a good king. Rae admits it doesn’t and it is to see who would realize that. Since he refuses an unreasonable order, it shows he is a good king. Thane is not impressed with this testing. Later as the girls dine together, Misha brings up the topic of being homo! Basically, whether or not gender plays a role when it comes down to who you fall in love. For Rae it does because she will never fall for a man. This leads to them talking of why she tried to pair Claire with Thane. They thought she was in love with Claire. Rae explains she never expected Claire to return or accept her feelings. She is just happy to be by her side. Her end goal is not to be by her side but for Claire to be happy. This means she is happy with the way things are now. Then we hear some girls badmouth about Rae and this brings up some unpleasant memories about how the people she loved never returned her love. She felt the more she fell in love, the farther they become and hence she chose to stay quiet just to be with them. But this only encouraged their prejudice so the only thing she could do was to make jokes and laugh it off. Surprisingly Claire tells off those girls by making it look like an accident. Misha didn’t expect Claire to stand up for Rae but as Lene puts it, they were just convenient to vent out her frustrations since she had done something unintentionally wrong and it left her feeling unease. Rae wonders if Claire hates her. Of course she does! Even so, Rae will still continue to love her.

Episode 4
Torrid teaches the students about magic. We are enlightened about each element’s different uses, strengths and weaknesses against each other. Rod and Yu approach Rae and talk to her about the upcoming academy knights’ exam. They resolve conflicts between students and fight monsters that creep into the school grounds. Basically it’s this world’s version of student council. Rae doesn’t have any interest in it because it is one of those events where the heroine ends up with one of the princes. Until she is given the idea of being able to protect Claire as a knight. Wow. She’s in. Even more so, Claire shows interest in joining. Even better for Rae since Claire will be her knight in shining armour! As they continue magic practice, suddenly a huge slime attacks. Torrid tries to handle this himself as the students run for cover. Obviously Rae has seen this coming as she goes to support Torrid with her earth magic. With the slime trap. The other students help to defeat it. But in a turn of events, the slime grabs everyone. Tentacle rape?! This is one of the moments Rae dislikes because one of the princes will save her and this will be her romantic interest for the rest of the route. She wills it until there is a Claire option?! Although she got grabbed by its tentacle, somehow she got freed. Feeling weak, she gets back on her feet when Thane gives her the motivation she can take it on. With his support, she destroys the slime and frees everyone. Everyone praises Claire as their hero. In the midst of it, Rae walks into the forest to see a little baby slime cowering in fear. She knows they killed its mother who was just protecting it. In return, she will be its mother and forms a familiar pact. She names it Ralaire. Uhm, Rae + Claire? With Claire thanking Thane and while the mood seems to be going good between them, Rae doesn’t want to interrupt but accidentally steps on the branch. Claire rushes to her to scold her for the usual but is also concerned if she is hurt. It makes Rae happy when Claire praises her for a job well done. Rae secretly raises Ralaire in school with the help of Misha.

Episode 5
Claire soon finds out about the little slime and wants it disposed. She is not amused despite the few tricks. But when Ralaire transforms into a little sculpture of Claire, Rae pounds on the lies that it takes the form of anything beautiful (in actual fact it mimics its surroundings to protect itself). With that, Claire accepts Ralaire. Can’t do anything about the name, though. Claire, Rae and Misha along with the princes decide to take the academy knights’ exam. Claire using this to resume their challenge under the same terms. Lorek Kugret the captain the academy knights takes the successful candidates to the battlefield where they will be pitted against each other. One of the matches include Thane vs Yu. Yu starts off strongly but Thane uses his ingenuity to break free and get the better of him. Next match has Misha against Rod. It ends with Rod’s victory since his magic overwhelms Misha and she used up too much oxygen and can’t carry on. Finally it is Claire vs Rae. Claire is confident of beating her but of course Rae being her fanatic knows every move she makes. She squirms and is impressed in whatever moves Claire does. Claire even goes so far as to unleash the most powerful fire magic she has. This only resolves Rae not to lose to her and so it ends unceremoniously as Rae drops Claire deep down a hole she makes. Claire won’t give up until Thane tells her to since she is no match for a dual caster. Lorek then calls Rae the winner and that’s the end of that. But good news, everyone passes and are inducted as academy knights regardless whether they win or lose. Claire wants to get over with her penalty so Rae tells her to never give up. Eh? Same like before? Yes. Same as before. Once again Claire swears to God for that. Rae has a feeling she forgot something. Yeah, Ralaire is somehow in the hands of Thane.

Episode 6
Academy knights brainstorm on what to do for foundation day. Basically it’s their school’s version of cultural festival. Rae has this idea for a cross-dressing café. Lorek is against it but Rae manages to convince the rest to support. Wouldn’t you like to see the other in a different cross-gender outfit? Don’t you just love democracy? Claire realizes too late she has to wait on people too… Lambert who is academy knight’s vice captain as well as Lene’s brother, talks to Claire and Rae about handling some disturbances between the students. Especially those between nobles and commoners. He also hands them a task to solve some haunting incident in the school kitchen. You scared, Claire? Then it shouldn’t be a problem. So that night as the duo patrol about, suddenly Rae gives Claire eat this chocolate cake of hers. She wonders how she could make such delicious food if she is serving her most of the time. Then it occurs to her that Rae is that haunted figure spotted since she has been coming here every night to bake this. Heck, she even camps here! And the mysterious wet hand is just actually Ralaire. Claire has enough of this foolishness and wants to go home. Uhm, the hallways are looking dark and scary. Claiming she is tired from all the yelling, Claire returns to sleep next to Rae. Flashback shows Claire was sad when mom Melia had to leave on some duty on her birthday. Melia promised to make it up to her but Claire threw a tantrum and hated mom for it. The servants celebrated birthday with her and gave a brush so she could brush Melia’s hair. This made Claire happy. However Melia died in an accident. This made Claire very sad since she did not have the chance to apologize. Well Rae, do you find Claire cute crying in her sleep? Rae ropes in Lene to help make some recipes for the festival. As Lene knows a lot on recipes, Rae can’t fool her so she has her keep a secret that she wants to make something for Claire. But that secret won’t last as Lene breaks it to Claire. And that is why she is here to help test whatever they’re making. This crème brulee sure hits the spot. Oh Claire, you’re going to get fat if you insist for more! The trio have a great time although Claire getting a bit jealous that Rae and Lene are a bit close to each other.

Episode 7
Thane has Rae and Lene teach them the finer points of waiting. This doesn’t sit well with some nobles. So you think it’s an easy job? Wait till Spartan Lene beat into you some proper maid training! In your loudest voice now: Welcome home, master! The festival is here. The girls are looking gorgeous as butlers but for the guys in maid outfits, I’d say they’re an iffy case. One of the customers is a prince from the Loro Kingdom. This selfish fatty wants some dodo bird delicacy in which of course is not available. Rae is in a pinch as the events of the game, one of the prince will come bail her out. Yeah, start of the romantic route. But thankfully it is Claire who bails her out as she speaks fluent Loro language to appease that guy. The case is solved as Lene remembers something similar. Claire took her to a shop to buy her a new dress. A Loro guy got insulted just because Lene was around. Claire defended her and spoke in his language. He realized the circumstances and the status of Claire’s family and decided to overlook this manner. While Lene was apologetic for causing her trouble, Claire reminded her because she served her, she is the highest ranked commoner and must take pride in it. With Claire having her break, Rae offers to take her around the festival grounds. Rae is stopped by a commoner named Matt who is interested in recruiting her into his movement to fight for equal rights between nobles and commoners. However Claire is not amused and rubbishes it all. With Rae agreeing to such rights, Claire wonders if she actually believes their cause. Rae surprises her with an amulet as a charm to help realize her love for Thane. Confused Claire doesn’t understand why she is doing this so Rae hints about how Claire saved her and that her happiness is more important than her own love. Yeah, those black company stories and how playing such otome games as her only sanctuary from reality. Soon, a commotion between nobles and commoner movement. Dede Murray who is Yu’s attendant attacked Matt’s side.

Episode 8
Rae goes to talk to Matt at the infirmary. Looks like he is badly burnt and now has a negative views on nobles. He refuses to cooperate despite Rae assuring the academy knights’ stand are equal. But he starts to talk that his movement talked to Yu on this idea. Dede didn’t like it and confronted them about this. Both said something out of line and when Dede took out his wand, it went out of control and burnt Matt. On Dede’s side, he never meant to do it and just wanted to intimidate. His wand has been sent for inspection and it seems nothing was wrong with it. This incident has led a group of commoners protesting outside the school grounds. As the princes discusses the situation with the girls, Rae narrates a bit on their history. Especially Yu’s mom who is the current queen was previously a cardinal of the church (Rod and Thane came from a different mother who was the previous and late queen). The marriage between them hoped to strengthen the kingdom but somehow the church grew more in power. As the church is the dominant religious force in the kingdom, hence their teachings are very much in line with the commoners’ beliefs. Thus it is speculated why they were trying to recruit Yu. For now, both sides will explain and appease the nobles and commoners about the situation in their school. However the ire grows as Dede’s punishment is house arrest for a week. Commoners view it as a slap on the wrist as they grow more furious. Academy knights talk about the church financing the movement while making it look like they’re helping the nobles. After all, they want to take power from the royal family and weaken the nobles. Thane suggests Yu talk to his mom but she has rejected his audience. This causes a rift between them until Claire points out what if this is all part of the plan to make the brothers fight. They realize this won’t do them any good so for now they will do what they can to protect the school grounds.

Later Rae talks to Claire and wants her to stay in her room till tomorrow. She knows the school will be attacked tonight. Claire is shocked about this. Even so, she won’t stay quiet. Rae puts her to sleep and trusts Lene will stay hidden with her in her room. That night, somebody knocks out the guards so the commoners barge in. Luckily the princes get in their way. Meanwhile Rae confronts the mastermind behind it all: Lambert. She knows he was the one who set everything up including the malfunction of Dede’s wand. Actually there’s nothing wrong with it. Just because he is in charge with maintenance of tools, he gets away with it via false reporting. Rae has no proof of this accusation. However she realizes Lambert doing this is against his family and kingdom’s wishes. His family has been entrusted with some mining rights and have amassed quite some wealth. So doing this will ruined it all. Hence he is doing it because Lene is held hostage. Turns out Lambert loves his sister as a lover and of course like homosexuality, it is forbidden. Lene stops Rae from revealing more as she takes Claire hostage. So much for that trust. Rae hopes Lambert will give up and she’ll try to do something about it. However Lambert believes that person is fearsome. If he fails, Lene will be killed. Ralaire frees Claire and she continues to tell them to give up. The mastermind pops up and eggs Lambert to call forth the monster. This is bad because this has not happened in the game. Uncharted territory. He further entices Lambert with promises to help the siblings escape this kingdom and they can forever be free lovers. Lambert gives in, believing it is too late to turn back. He summons a chimera so Rae and Claire have to run. However Claire believes Lene is her responsibility and will take care of this mess rather than wait for the military. They manage to freeze it temporarily and as Rae is at her usual twisted love for Claire, something feels off about it.

Episode 9
Rae becomes bait as she runs around to let the chimera chase her. This is to buy enough time for Claire to finish casting a very powerful spell. Her full focus is a must because a little slip up will be enough to kill Rae as she’ll be caught in the crossfire. Don’t worry, Rae fully believes she can do it. And she does. The chimera is killed. The perpetrator shows up to kill Claire but Thane protects her. He then escapes believing he has done enough. Because Thane is poisoned and is going to die. Only, Rae heals him! With the siblings arrested, Rae knows the Nur Empire is behind this based on the kind of poison they used. Obviously this is all later part of the game as this kingdom is their main enemy. With this incident over, the commoner movement dies down and it is a fact the Aurousseau will be stripped of everything and the siblings put to death for treason. However with Claire and Rae getting the chance to have an audience with the king and queen, this is part of Rae’s plan to have Claire request for their wish to spare the lives of the Aurousseau siblings. The king confides in his minister, Salas who stands firmly on the matter to punish severely this grave heinous act as it is the fundamental rule of law. Even if Claire argues of the great contribution they have done over the years, Salas maintains their crimes are too great to be offset by their works. All hope seems lost until Thane steps in to speak. This incident was caused by the belief from commoners of the injustice of nobles. If they fail to show that they don’t look down on commoners, the same thing will happen again. While this might upset the nobles, be reminded that commoners far outnumber them. This is also to show they stick by their meritocracy values. With that, the king decides to exile the Aurousseau. Claire and Rae can’t contain their happiness after that. The day comes when the duo see the Aurousseau pack their bags and leave. Lene and Lambert have been disowned but as long as they are alive, they can get by. They see them to talk and say a few last words. But Claire refuses to say goodbye as she believes they will meet again. Lene apologizes and thanks them for everything. Claire will always be her master. After they have left, Rae gives Claire and unauthorized hug. This is so that she can cry and from this proximity, Rae cannot see her tears. Better take up this offer… Then it’s back to more silly Rae I-love-you shenanigans.

Episode 10
Claire is still sad about Lene’s departure. Sorry Rae, can we stop with the seemingly sexual harassment jokes? Soon, Claire receives word that her sister, Manaria Sousse is returning. She is the first princess but has been ousted from the battle for succession. Obviously Claire admires her a lot and you bet Rae is not impressed. The banter between Claire and Rae amuses Manaria and she finds her amusing. Flashback reveals they aren’t really blood sisters. After Claire’s mom died, she was sent to live with a distant relative for a while. That was when she met Manaria and she helped soothe her loneliness and vowing to protect her always. Manaria continues to wow everyone in school since she excels in everything. Although Manaria is also interested to know Rae since she is amusing, Rae narrates that in the game, Manaria is one of the very few precious allies. However since Rae prefers Claire more and Manaria always gets in the way, she is her enemy! Love rival, if I should say? Soon Rod wants to test Manaria’s skills so they engage in a mock magic battle. It ends with Manaria overwhelming him. Rae could tell she used her speciality, Spell Breaker. Basically, analysing one’s magic composition and then breaking it down. In other words, a magic nullifier. Magic that erases magic. Claire picks up Rae’s jealousy and the latter does not bat an eyelid to admit it! Yes, Rae is serious about her. In that case, Claire challenges her to bring her some Flowers of Flora on the scales. According to legend, 2 men fought over the love of a priestess. Both were told to bring something to be weighed on the divine scale. The one who brought flowers won and the loser went on to be the nation’s king. Since then, the Amour Ceremony has been performed in accordance to this legend. So Manaria is asking about this and as learns from the princes about Rae’s unrequited love. Claire makes it clear if she is going to love the same gender, she would definitely pick Manaria over Rae! That’s your clear signal of rejection. Worse, Manaria starts to get real close to Claire. Much to Claire’s delight but Rae’s chagrin. She’s doing it on purpose, right? Rae trying to hold in her jealousy as she counts prime numbers! Hey, at least not reciting pi numbers!

Episode 11
Manaria takes over whatever Rae does and obviously the latter is seething mad jealous. But what can she do? Claire seems happy and if that is the case, so be it. Strangely, Claire’s lackeys then talk to Rae and hopes she can continue to be by Claire’s side no matter what. They heard some rumours about Manaria’s not so good reputation. Wow. If Claire’s lackeys are vouching for Rae, this can’t be good. That night, Manaria talks to Rae and admits that she was doing everything to provoke her. Because Rae has somewhat given up on Claire’s love, Manaria finds it disappointing. So is this how far your love for Claire is? In that case, she is not fit to love Claire at all. She’s just running away by accepting it all. Obviously, Rae can tell she wants to pick a fight with her and if it’s a fight she wants, a fight she’ll get. Next day, Manaria and Rae have a mock battle witnessed by other students. Whatever spells Rae casts, Manaria is quick to counter. Finally Manaria does her ultimate move by combining all her magic attributes to zap Rae. Claire sees blood on Rae and gets worried. She quickly rushes to her side. Although Manaria heals her, Claire is not happy she overdid it. Rae realizes she has lost. In the aftermath, Rae seems to keep her distance from Claire. When Claire confronts her about it, she is not amused to find out that duel with Manaria was a fight over her. She is not a prize! Rae went so far as to say Claire will have all her needs taken care of by the person she admires and thus no need for this commoner maid. Claire is mad with such shameless insult and chides her for sulking like a child. At this rate, she is not fit to serve as her maid. Okay then, Rae quits. Is that what she really wants? Okay then, Claire releases her from her service and thanks her for everything. But it will be Rae’s fatal mistake as she sees tears welling up in Claire’s eyes. Forget about making her happy, making her cry is an unforgiveable sin! As they part ways, Claire is sad that now Rae too is leaving her alone.

Episode 12
Manaria confronts Rae for being a coward and running away. Rae of course blames her since she was the one who stole Claire from her. Manaria reasons even if all these didn’t happen, Rae will still end up breaking up with Claire. Whatever Rae’s reasons in wanting to make Claire happy, Manaria isn’t buying it. She knows it better as she herself has experienced something similar. A brief explanation that she was in love with a maid and held back her feelings until she couldn’t. It his hinted she raped her and after that the maid ran away. Manaria tried to cover up her own feelings by visiting brothels but it made things worst. She regretted hurting and losing her. Now if Claire is hers, she’ll toy with her as she pleases. If Rae disagrees, then challenge her via the scales at the ceremony. However the catch is if Manaria wins, Rae will be hers! Claire tries to look for Rae but she learns she is busy hunting monsters. To take her mind off Claire? Well, definitely she has a lot on her mind as she fights this tree monster. During the ceremony as many try their luck with the scales. Misha asks Claire about her opinion on Rae. Not good ones at first but with her praising Rae for the person she is, Misha is glad she is finally smiling. She also wonders if she would choose Rae if she wins. However as a noble with pride, she cannot bow her head to a commoner. Yeah, it’s complicated being a noble.

Manaria has obtained Flora and Rae is no show. Thinking she has won and about to kiss, Rae pops up. Is Rae serious because all she got is a twig?! But as she puts on a scale, it turns into a huge tree! Definitely it tips the scales. In the game, this twig from the tree monster is a secret item. As for how it could surpass Flora, Rae reasons that flower is the weightiest known. It just means that there is something else that could surpass it. Rae then pledges her love to Claire no matter what and she accepts. This is when Manaria laughs. She reveals her target was Rae all along! Oh my. Rae getting a taste of her own medicine! How does it feel to be loved by an annoying girl?! Before Manaria could kiss her, Claire takes her away. Rae is hers! Then back to the usual nonsense with Rae clamouring all over Claire as she resists like hell. Ah, back to normal. In the aftermath, with Manaria’s loss, she decides to return to the capital and resume the fight for her throne. Maybe she can win back Rae if she wins this. Then everyone teases Claire as they will support her love for Rae. So same sex marriage is allowed? As Manaria leaves, Rae is left to ponder the talk she had with her. Because Manaria wants to know who Rae is. How she knew about the Nur Empire’s poison and this special tree. Is she a spy? Rae rejects it but also refuses to tell. All she can say is what she is doing is for Claire. Because this is to avoid the day she gets publically executed. Rae returns to harass Claire with her love right in front of everyone who finds this so amusing. Yeah, best entertainment ever.

Hello, I Love You…
From the way I see it, Claire’s doom flag won’t be happening the way Rae is harassing her with her super genuine love. How can you have time doing evil things when you are busy fending off the dumb advances of a dumb commoner?! Yeah. That’s how I figure it. Rae-Claire shenanigans is what everybody else seems to have come to accept because when they are happy, everybody is happy and the whole kingdom is at peace. Besides, no YouTube entertainment here so everyone is going to have a blast watching the duo interact and all the drama that comes with it. Uh huh. Better than any YouTube content that’s for sure!

Although I am not impressed with the storyline, however I am not bored with it either. Obviously it would have been a big bore if the entire series was about Rae trying to bug and harass Claire into becoming her lover. No doubt that Rae continues to do that, but it is not the entirety and the backbone of the series. Had it actually been like that, every darn episode trying to showcase Rae and her sleazy attempts to harass Claire into submission and accepting her love, not only would it have become such a big bore but a hell a lot of annoying. Yes, Rae would have easily become the #1 most annoying character of the year in my books! But thankfully, it does not play out that way and with the few events taking place as per the game, it helps gives this series somewhat of a direction. Although like I have said, I am not entirely impressed with it because it is well, that dreaded doomed-villainess-in-a-video-game plot.

I don’t blame Rae for taking a liking for the villainess character because I am sure that most of us today probably share the same kind of guilt of liking the baddies. Oh you know me on a personal accord, in the Transformers series I seem to prefer the Decepticons/Predacons to the Autobots/Maximals. Yeah, probably the baddies have better and cooler designs than the good guys. But anyway! Rae continue to harass Claire like nobody’s business, it’s like she only has that privilege to do so. After all, she was handpicked and chosen to be Claire’s maid. Rae being this super harasser is perhaps the only way to get Claire’s attention and reaction. If she was being docile and bottles up her feelings, accepting this one sided love, I believe Claire wouldn’t even bother to take notice of her. So what a neat way to get psychological by being the joker and clown, it gets on Claire’s nerves and being the prideful woman she is, she won’t let this sit by quietly. And so it is a win-win situation for both Rae and Claire because as you can see their relationship draws closer to each other. Claire caring more about Rae than just being a simple maid of hers. Of course, the same ol’ harassment continues because would you prefer to see a stuck up unsmiling Claire face or one that flusters in embarrassment? The choice is obvious. All in the name of love! Really, love makes you do the strangest and dumbest of things.

Sometimes Rae taking too far with her harassments, she looks and sounds so much like a retard. It is annoying at times but I figure this is also probably a façade to hide her true feelings. Imagine if this joker was being serious, you think Claire would have taken her seriously? And so by being an annoying fool, Rae gets the reaction she wants as well as getting to hide her true love for Claire. Although Rae has many times straight up admit right in Claire’s face that she really wants and loves her but you see Claire always brushes it off like a joke, right? So yeah, being the annoying retarded clown she is seems to work best.

It is obvious that like most villainess, Claire is not entirely bad. Just misunderstood. Sure, the game painted her as one but as we delve a bit deeper into her past, we can see why. You can also say that with Rae being obsessed around her and all those harassments, it keeps Claire from turning into an actual villainess. I don’t think having a lesbian route was part of the game and if that is the case, Rae is now entering uncharted territory with Claire mostly warming up to her (although her pride forbids her from admitting it). Imagine the irony in the context of this anime, Rae is the one who is acting like the villainess because of her constant pestering while Claire feels more like a bully victim from all those unwanted an unsolicited actions. But at the end of the day, no matter how strained their relationship, you can vouch that the relationship between Claire and Rae are genuine and not because of some fake NPC programming on some secret route. Or is it? Essentially, Claire accepting Rae is only because she lives up to her promise of not giving up, right?

This is more evident with the introduction of Manaria towards the end of the season. Like as though they needed some sort of ‘antagonist’ to end the season and to ramp up the drama and tension. You know, something to rock the boat and test how strong the bonds between Rae and Claire. Obviously Manaria is trying to pick a fight with Rae. But I have to wonder at times could Manaria just like Rae herself, playing the role of the villain so as to ascertain and solidify their relationship even further? I mean, right now, Claire and Rae’s testament of their relationship is mainly due to all the harassment. Take away that, what will Claire and Rae’s bonds be? And so with a formidable rival that really threatens to take Claire away for good, this prompts Rae to take action to secure that Claire will be forever hers. So we’re really going down this lesbian route, huh? And so I was right on the money. There is no way in hell that anybody’s love for Claire would be greater than Rae’s, right? Though, I didn’t see it coming that Manaria was actually gunning for Rae. It was good to see a different side of Rae when she was actually pushed to the edge and getting her own harassment medicine. The irony Rae told Claire not to give up but she herself almost gave up. Oh right, that promise is only for Claire.

The other characters don’t really feel impactful and in fact, they feel quite negligible. Take for instant the princes. They are supposed to be the main characters and love interests of the game. However there is a good reason at least in this series’ context why they feel insignificant. As Rae wants to increase her romantic chances with Claire, she has tried to avoid important events in the game that would obviously lead her character to choose and become the lover to 1 of them. Therefore as I can see, Rae is doing her best to avoid all that and so far the princes may have find Rae to be interesting but not enough to actually want her to be by their side. Now we see them in the end being amused with Rae-Claire antics and that they’re even smiling while watching all that! Oh well, better this than Rae ending up with one of them? Then there is Misha too who I feel is just forgettable except for the fact to let us know that commoner Rae has a fallen noble as a friend. But other than that, her character contributes nothing significant to everything and is just well, one of those friends. Just like Claire’s lackeys (damn, can’t remember their names).

Then there were Lene and Lambert whom I thought would also be insignificant characters. Just some side characters that we won’t ever think much of. Like Misha. But oh well, they were used in some plot twist and my conspiracy theory says it is to do away with these characters so we don’t have to worry about them in the future. Oh you know, Lene has always been by Claire’s side since young. Even if Rae and Lene are friends, think about it, when it comes down to the love and attention of Claire, there can only be one. That’s right. They’re still rivals in that sense although we don’t see them get down and dirty to over Claire. But I’m just saying that as long as there is another person near Claire, it would be harder for Rae to monopolize her completely and with one obstacle out of the way… Yeah, you can guess it. Who is all hers now?

Before I forget, even that slime is forgettable. You think Ralaire would be some sort of pet mascot to the series but just like the rest of the characters, this little piece of cute blob seems as insignificant and not memorable. I do not see the point of having such a cute creature as their pet and it does no jack sh*t ever since it got domesticated by them. At least for this season. So for now I’m just going to say that they wanted to force this series to have a pet mascot and this slime got the part. Yeah, of all creatures. But I guess it’s better than a talking little furry animal!

For the art and animation quality, all seems really high quality and obviously the characters have to be looking gorgeous and beautiful. They are after all from a dating sim game. So yeah, as typical as they can get, for example, Claire looking very much like your typical prideful noble because of her blonde hair and of course those killer drills. Or oversized croissants. Or silkworm cocoons. Take your pick. Yeah, why do such ladies must have this kind of hairstyle? Is it me or does Misha look like a grown up version of Ilya? Must be just me then. My only beef is that the princes don’t really look like princes. Well, for starters, Rod looks like some sort of delinquent because of his spikey hair! WTF?! Thane looks like some sort of stoic evil boss while Yu looks more like an idol for shotacons! Holy f*ck?! WHAT?! This anime is done by Platinum Vision who did Koroshi Ai, Servamp and Kono Oto Tomare.

For the voice acting, I only recognized Nana Mizuki as Manaria. I couldn’t be more surprised to realize much later it was Youko Hikasa’s voice behind Yu seeing she is in quite a lower voice and that evaded my detection. The other casts are Yuu Serizawa as Rae (Kaname in Tonikaku Kawaii), Karin Nanami as Claire (Meiya in Muv-Luv Alternative), Aimi Terakawa as Misha (Kasumi in BanG Dream), Kenn as Rod (Jinbei in Mushibugyou), Daisuke Namikawa as Thane (Rock in Black Lagoon), Ikumi Hasegawa as Lene (Aisha in Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha No Oukoku Saikenki) and Naoya Miyase as Lambert (Sajou in Yumemiru Danshi Wa Genjitsushugisha). Rae and Claire become a duet and sing the jazzy fanfare opening theme, Raise Y/Our Hands. Doesn’t sound too shabby but can be weird at times because Rae singing in her character meaning she sounds a bit like a (cute) retard. The duo also sing the ending theme, Optimum Combination. Not as lively as the opener but it still does have its fair share of fanfare and funky bass lines. Once more, Rae singing in her retard character role…

Overall, this is just okay in my books. Especially when I still can’t look at any other way that Rae is just one big annoying retarded bully trying to get into Claire’s pants. I’m not sure what this psychological term they used but using the same constant and habitual repetition (in this case, Rae’s harassment) until the victim finally gives in. Yeah, it feels a lot like that. The way this villainess theme is creeping up every season, in no time it is going to be up there with those dreaded isekai animes themselves. So the only way for a doomed villainess to be saved is to love or be loved? I don’t know about the power of love that is always believed to prevail over everything. But imagine if Claire finally becomes Rae’s lifelong partner. Real true ending? Yeah, there are things that are much worse than death itself.

Boushoku No Berserk

3 March, 2024

Many of us eat to live. But for some, they live to eat. Sorry folks, while that may sound like a joke for those whom we called glutton, Boushoku No Berserk is by far anywhere or anything near a comedy genre. Our main character has been given a blessing-cum-curse. A power that could devour the abilities of others but at the same time it is like a drug overdose. Oh you know, you need to consume more of whatever in order to maintain the same levels of sanity or else you’ll go crazy or die something like having a drug overdose. Yeah, the food expenses must be racking up his tab real bad, huh? Sorry, that’s not supposed to be funny either. Thankfully he can consume monsters to satiate his basic appetite but where can he find such an endless all you can eat buffet? Then again, there’s no such thing as a free lunch in this world.

Episode 1
A Mexican dude is being chased by goblins. Won’t somebody help our amigo?! Oh yes, adventurers to the rescue! Meanwhile Fate Graphite is a poor servant working for the holy knights. He curses his useless gluttony skill that has his stomach always growling. Those arrogant bastards from the Vlerick family, Rafale, Memil and Hado, abuse him and feel they have the right because he is a nobody. Thanks to the kind-hearted Roxy Hart, they stop this embarrassment. Unlike the rest, Roxy treats Fate with dignity and hopes the next time they bully him, he will tell her. Obviously Fate can’t burden her and will keep it to himself. One night, he sees thieves sneaking in. He reports to Roxy who switches her guard duties with him so she could nab them. When one of them breaks free and runs towards Fate, he is forced to kill him. To his surprise, his gluttony skill activates. Roxy is thankful for his help and wants to share the credit but obviously Fate doesn’t want trouble and prefers her to take it all for herself. Later as Fate ponders about this skill activation, he thinks with this improved stats he could kill monsters. Hence he goes to buy a weapon but since he is poor, the merchant ignores him and lets him look through the bargain-cum-trash bin. Fate appraises many of the swords and they’re all worthless. Until one named Greed starts talking to him! He tells Fate to make him his and promises to be worth his time. Meanwhile Memil complaints to Rafale about Roxy’s actions, like as though she wants to take Fate into the family. She wants her punished. However Rafale cautions her about complicating matters. Because Fate is replaceable and that the Vlerick and Hart families are the 5 core families of that support this kingdom. Besides, Rafale is more importantly studying ways to become immortal! Greed brings Fate to the goblin field where he easily kills all of them. As explained, Fate’s gluttony skills steal the stats of others unlike the normal way of levelling up. The downside that he cannot gain experience to level up. Greed knows as he is like him and wants him to keep this skill a secret as it defies all laws. As he returns to town and gets paid for the goblins he slew (more than the amount he made for the 5 years he has been here!), he bumps into a bandit taking a young girl away. He can read her mind that she wants to be rescued. The answer is obvious. He is not going to let somebody suffer and tails them to the hideout where the bandit laughs with glee this loli is going to be the holy knights’ new toy.

Episode 2
As narrated, Laplace created the world but before she went home, she gave everyone some skills. Too bad a poor orphan boy doesn’t understand why he got a useless one so the reason being it was a time when there were no monsters. Yeah. Perhaps better than it’s a test from God. Our sister is still worried Sahara isn’t home. She’s about to be somebody’s toy… Fate saves her but the bandit knows he will be doing this. They face off and with Greed’s guidance, he slices through him and forces the name of the person who arranged for this: Hado. Fate is kind enough to feed Sahara before sending her back to the orphanage. He is surprised because he never got thanked before in his life. Next day, Fate begins his first day working at Roxy’s mansion. First she takes him to see her dad’s grave. Apparently he got killed 5 days ago after encountering a divine dragon. Because of that, Roxy is now slated to take over as the head of the family but rumours are swirling if she can keep the families together like Mason did, especially with those wicked Vlerick siblings around. Roxy introduces Fate to her head maid, Haru who is strict about manners. Too bad, Fate’s first time eating meat so you bet all those manners get thrown out of the window. Fate has been working here for a week and has made friends with the other servants. When Roxy calls to talk to him, the way she calls him reminded him of his dad who also died in a monster hunt. But Fate soon suddenly passes out. He wakes up in his room and it is already night time. Greed explains that now that his gluttony skill is activated, he must keep killing to feed it or risk starving to death or lose control of himself. He can tell when it activates as his eyes are glowing red. Like now. In this state, weaker preys will be terrified and paralyzed. Thus Fate is able to kill lots of goblins but his hunger is still not satiated. Time to move deeper into the forest to kill hobgoblins. When he is done, he now encounters the goblin king. He fights and defeats it. Greed then tells him he can transform into a new form if he hands over all his stats. All? What was his name again? Seeing Greed as his valuable partner, Fate agrees and feels all his stats taken away. Greed now turns into a magic bow. He tests it on a fleeing hobgoblin. Works like a homing arrow too. Fate leaves the reward at the orphanage. They won’t go hungry for a while.

Episode 3
Roxy dresses so plainly is because she is going to town to do a secret inspection. Oh, she takes Fate along to be her escort. See where this is also going? So yes, it looks like a date between the young ones and Fate has to tell Greed to STFU each time he teases him, making Roxy think he was saying it to her! Then a holy knight pops up. Yeah, everyone giving way and getting scared. Such great timing Fate’s stomach growls. Somehow he gets offended. Roxy defends him by pretending to be his girlfriend who cooks for him. Is everybody so blind or only recognize a holy knight by their uniform?! They think Roxy is a holy knight but eventually think she isn’t because holy knights don’t cook! WTF?! WHAT DA F*CK???!!! Then a few more scenes that make them look like they’re dating. Until Roxy hears people talking about some wandering monster and asks for more info but is told to ask somebody else. So, this secret inspection is to find out that monster that has been wandering around the capital recently. Yes, that is you Fate! The duo then patron Fate’s usual bar and the barkeeper is surprised Fate is still alive. He has not been around lately so he thought he died. Then another usual customer who also has the latest info, shares the rumours going about that the wandering monster is a lich. Hence the holy knights are taking direct action to deal with it. This is bad for Fate because guess what will happen if Roxy finds out the true culprit. When other bar patrons come in, they try to hit on Roxy. She shows her strength and it is only then they realize who she is. They apologize in fear and even willing to give all their money! Roxy is sad the knights’ reputation has come to this. She vows to continue her father’s dream and this has everyone believe in her. This also has Fate vowing to follow her until her dream comes true. Returning to town, they see the Vlerick bullying a lost child. Obviously he gets scared so Roxy takes over to return the child to his lost mom. Then she asks Rafale of not informing her about the hunt and his excuse is that he thought she is grieving for her late father. Since she is okay now, she wants to be in the loop. As they return the lost child, Fate remembers being lost as a kid too. A kind holy knight helped him back (Roxy?). They realize the day is getting late so they go home and no choice have to face Haru’s scolding. Greed tells Fate about this magic mask which warps perception. So yes, good to hide his identity during his chow time. Meanwhile those darn holy knights are like in some secret cult meeting as Rafale begins discussing their excursion into Galia.

Episode 4
Fate has been killing so many goblins, others start to fear him as he earns himself a reputation known as Corpse. Roxy has another mission for Fate. Sorry, not a secret inspection but to accompany her back to her vineyard estate. Grape harvesting season. Fate is introduced to her sickly mom, Aisha who asks Fate what he thinks of Roxy. As an employer. He swears to follow her till the end of his life. This makes Roxy embarrassed so she retreats to her room. Well, short of mom giving her daughter’s hand in marriage! As Fate talks to the guards, it seems Roxy isn’t just here to harvest the grapes but to hunt monsters too. In this point when the foods are ready for harvest, kobolds usually come from the valley to search for food. Soon, Fate stumbles into a woman with the same red eyes as him. She believes she was too early and will allow Fate to kill the kobolds to have him owe her one. Roxy believes she is a survivor from Galia. The land was once famed for its military might but a surge in monsters caused it to collapse and many to die. Next day, the grape fields have been ravaged. Roxy and her knights scout where the kobolds are resting. To their horror, they also see a different one which is bigger and scarier. Kobold king? As Greed puts it, a crowned beast. A powerful monster born from accumulated aggression over time. Fate knows Roxy cannot deal with this so he has to settle this tonight. He goes to fight the kobolds and then does all he can and even offer 10% of his stats to Greed to activate the much needed skill to kill it. But soon as it ends, Fate is in danger of going crazy as he consumed something that is of higher quality, he is being overloaded. This is worse than starvation so he has to forcefully control it. Next day, everyone inspects the death scene and have no idea who caused this. At least Roxy thinks it’s that Galia girl so for now Fate’s identity is safe. As Aisha notices Roxy putting a different expression with Fate around, she hopes he can support her because he has the heart and not status. Aisha has not much time left and wants him to be there for Roxy. This has Fate ponder if he has the right to do so since he is deceiving everyone. Worse, now goblins cannot satiate his hunger. Then he hears news that Hado is leading an expedition to eradicate Corpse and another expedition to Galia in which Roxy is part of. He tries to advise Roxy not to do this but she has decided on it. It is believed they want Roxy gone since the Vlerick family views the Hart family as nuisance. Nobody can stop them once they’re gone. But Fate will stop them from causing suffering to others as he prepares to fight Hado.

Episode 5
Hado’s men think they can best Fate but obviously get owned. Yeah, they got scared and run away. Now Hado is left as he is shivering in his armour. Even more so, Fate unmasks himself. Hard to take what Hado says seriously when he is shaking like that. Obviously Fate toys with him and breaks his sword. Where’s all that mockery now? Then he uses Greed as an arrow to finish him off. With all his limbs torn and lying there with a slow painful death, Fate asks him about Roxy before finally killing him. Now that he has gotten Hado’s skill, Fate is not thrilled he has the merits now of being a holy knight. Of course he wouldn’t want that. Greed has also evolved into his next stage, a scythe that can cut through everything. Did he make a pun about wanting to cut short Roxy’s trip to Galia? And soon Roxy leaves her estate as all her servants sadly bid her farewell. Well, she’s going to be away for 3 years! Although Roxy left Fate a letter of recommendation, he will not accept it. Instead, he leaves the estate too as he is going to follow Roxy from the shadows and support her. Roxy addresses the knights who will be with her. Among them including a friend she knows, Miria as well as Mugan who served Mason and is now out to avenge his death. Meanwhile Raine and her scientist partner study the wounds inflicted on the goblins by Corpse. They realize it is no ordinary weapon and could only be done magically by the one of the Weapons of Mortal Sin. Only someone powerful enough could wield it and she would love to see who that person is. Fate arrives in Tetra and he doesn’t have nice memories of this place. Yeah, got bullied. He saves a guy from being bullied since he was trying to hire them to fight monsters but they laugh off at his paltry sum. That guy is Set and the village chief’s son who once bullied him too. Flashback shows Fate was living here peacefully with his father until he got killed. The village chief deemed him useless and exiled him. Although Fate still resents it all, this was the place he had memories with his dad so he accepts Set’s request to fight monsters. But it seems the chief still thinks he is useless and would rather sacrifice him to the monsters. Back at Set’s place, Fate learns Set is a changed man after getting married. Yeah, he has a daughter now. He learns about the monsters attacking could be gargoyles. They are smart creatures who will attack in swarms after their scouting. Fate soon passes out as Greed realizes the chief drugged his food and really wants to sacrifice him to the monsters. Speaking of which, they’re here.

Episode 6
The party is getting started with the villagers getting eaten left and right. That include Set’s dad who ironically becomes the sacrifice. Heh. No love lost. Set manages to create an antidote to wake up Fate. Once he learns of the situation, time to jump into action and put his scythe to the test. Long story short, he devours those gargoyles’ skills and levels up. In the aftermath, the entire village is ruined and not many survivors that include Set and his daughter. Fate analyses the soil and finds it is pretty useless to grow anything now. Set wants Fate to punch him to atone for his bullying. Okay. Here’s a big one. Now we can move on. Set will try to find a job in town and look after his kid. As Fate continues his journey, bandits want to rob his carriage but are given the Team Rocket treatment by that Galia girl. She thinks Fate still owes him and rides with him to the next down. She knows about him because those with skills or weapons of Mortal Sin should. She is Myne of wrath and her weapon is Sloth. Man, mixing the skills and weapons are going to confuse me one day. Arriving in town, they see this outgoing holy knight, Rudolph Lanchester impressing the ladies. Apparently it is also to put up a show to prepare and welcome Roxy’s team. Eh? They haven’t arrive? Looks like with the amount of supplies they’re bringing, their journey is slowed. Behind closed doors, Rudolph is a dick as he kills off those who displeases him. As Fate and Myne look for an inn to stay, they notice different people have different marks on the back of their necks. A caste system? At the inn, Greed explains more to Fate about this Mortal Sin thingy and of course gluttony is the top of it since it can overturn the levelling system. So to help control his gluttony before it goes berserk, more hunting and this time the sandman creatures. Night is just getting started as he even saves a group of adventurers from a crowned beast. Bard is impressed with his skills so Fate introduces himself as Corpse. Myne is not happy Fate defeated the sandman because she claims the reward is hers? Oh well, he is forced to share it. Rudolph wants to forcefully claim Fate as his. Myne claims Fate is hers first and gives him Team Rocket treatment! Oh dear. That hole in the wall! Better run to the next town!

Episode 7
Perhaps Fate teased Myne a little too much. Yup, all that eating and it didn’t grow a certain body part. Thanks to that, the carriage got destroyed. Fate has to be charged extra but thank goodness they arrived at the next village. Fate stumbles into the village chief, Aaron Barbatos who wants to fight Fate if he wants to stay here. Fate loses. However Aaron agrees to let them stay here provided Fate trains under him. Greed suspects something fishy since he is also doing this without anything in return. Fate trains under him while Myne just eats whatever food she can find! Soon, Fate sees a family portrait. Aaron’s son, Luke looks exactly like him. Just slap a blonde wig and you won’t tell the difference. Aaron eventually tells the real story that 15 years ago while he was away on official orders, his son was left to guard this village. Unfortunately everyone was taken down by a crowned beast. It is a lich and now it occupies the castle he once lived in. Oh wow. 15 years of staying in that castle and nothing else? You bet Fate wants to go there and great timing, his gluttony skill is activating. Aaron would love to join him too as they cut down the skeleton guards until they reach the ballroom. Aaron is shocked to see everyone including his family fine as they welcome him home. Greed of course can tell it is an illusion. They can cut through this but this will not bring salvation to the dead souls as they will forever be trapped in hell. Eventually Aaron can tell it is a trick as Luke tries to kill him and blame him for always only thinking of work. Father and son clash while Fate tries to find the lich. Yeah, this discount Ains-sama. Aaron soon joins him as they both join hands to take down the lich. Aaron says his final goodbye to the soul of his wife and Luke. A final touching family reunion. Once that is done, they take care the skeleton remnants outside. Aaron pays Myne as promised for helping to guard the village while they were away. Myne intends to rebuild the village with this money. It is then Aaron remembers Myne. He met her 50 years ago and still looks the same. Myne claims she is a phantom that cannot die. Fate also mentions a similar curse he has to Aaron, although he doesn’t give away much. Aaron has something important to tell him but only when he is done with his mission and after he returns here again. Meanwhile Rafale has found the philosopher’s stone. Truly it can heal all. Then he received the bad news that Hado is dead and the one who done him in, Corpse is rumoured not to be a monster but a human warrior.

Episode 8
Fate wonders if Greed knows about Myne and Sloth. However he refuses to say since he will understand if he travels enough with her. Just when Fate has left town, Roxy’s side arrives. They are greeted by Aaron and to Roxy’s surprise, he is the one who helped her parents named her. Aaron hints that somebody helped him to defeat the lich lord but because he promised that kid to keep a secret, he cannot say his name. To Aaron’s shock, he learns Mason is dead and that is why Roxy volunteered for this. He is willing to teach her and improve her skills. Myne and Fate arrive at this desolated and abandoned town. There is a cocoon right in the middle and this is where Myne wants Fate to repay his debt. Inside that cocoon is a chimera and it was used as an experience by Galia’s military to test out biological weapon. She believes they can defeat it since it is in its larval state. When it awakens, Fate sees a girl etched in its core. Oh, don’t hesitate now. That will kill you. He is in a dilemma to devour her because her soul will forever be tormented. Myne has to tell him that is no human and just a monster wearing a human skin. The only way is to destroy it. They start attacking but the chimera can regenerate. Despite Sloth being able to cut through the hardest things, it takes a toll on Myne’s agility. This is where Fate comes in to assist and finish the job. Oh man, did the chimera just evolved to its final form or something? Angel wings! With Fate dealing a crucial blow, it tries to flee. To prevent it from regenerating, Myne throws Fate up as he deals the fatal blow into the core. He also sees memories of this girl. Oh the usual, kids in some weird experiment sh*t. The chimera is dead but Fate feels no pleasure in devouring it. As Greed puts it, it is because he devoured the same kind. In the aftermath, Myne builds a grave for her fallen friend. She might not remember much about her but all she knows is that anyone who turns into a chimera must be killed. Fate fears one day he will turn like that. If that happens, he wants Myne to kill him. She hugs him and agrees. Fate has levelled up and this time Greed can turn into a shield. This is where both part ways as Myne will stay here to rebuild the village. Fate journeys alone until he reaches Babylon, the city that serves as a fortification fortress buffer for Galia. Hmm… Very tough and high walls to keep out monsters. Just like a certain Titan series, maybe!!! Soon after he arrives, Roxy’s team does to. As the crowd welcomes her, Fate senses someone with murder intent to kill Roxy.

Episode 9
Roxy meets Northern Alistair who is the holy knight in charge of Babylon. He laments he wasn’t able to save Mason despite serving by his side. Meanwhile Greed is bugging Fate to get this pretty scabbard for him. Even the store owner, Jade Stratos seems to want him to buy a few gears after appraising his equipment. But guess what? It costs so much that it freaks the hell out of Fate as he runs away! So I guess he needs to go hunting to earn that kind of money. A few adventurers want him to team up with them for the hunt but Fate prefers to work alone. With his getup, they think he is an ex-knight and don’t want to mess with him. Fate heads to the battlefield and fights the orcs. Yeah, just ram his shield all the way! Easy kills. When he takes his killings back to the guild to cash in. Those adventurers try to play dirty and claim he stole their prey. Of course they get rough so Fate beats them all up. Subsequently, Roxy and her men come in. She thought he is responsible for this but learns the truth. She is willing to close an eye on this as she feels responsible for the degradation of Babylon’s morale. She asks his name so by habit he accidentally says Corpse. Since she advises him to take care of his appearance, Fate feels embarrassed and runs out. Roxy’s words are like God. So better take care. Then he bumps into Jade again who has heard about everything. It seems he wants strong people like him to help advertise his gear. Fate sees no reason to refuse and agrees to work with him. And yes, at a much cheaper dirt price he gets to wear his finest gears.

Later as he patrons the bar, he can’t seem to keep his eyes off the barmaid, Eris. To his surprise, she knows his true identity and has been observing him since at the capital. It is without a doubt she is also a wielder of a Mortal Sin. Lust in particular. I can see why everyone would lust for those jugs. Uh huh. Better endowed than Roxy! Anyway, she claims she is second generation and doesn’t get along with first generation like Myne. Boobs the issue again? Then she talks about the chimera. She is unsure who moved it but there are more from Galia. Seeing how weak the knights have become, it won’t be any surprise if they start to mature, right? But Eris’ real business is something else. As she is the guardian of Babylon, she will do anything that benefits the kingdom if its effect will take place in centuries. In short, Roxy will die in Galia. This makes Fate mad. There is no way he is going to let Roxy get killed. She explains about the aggression that builds up for monsters, the same is true for humans. With Roxy’s death, all the people’s aggression of the death of their beloved knight will build up and give birth to a new type of power in the future. Her death is necessary for the kingdom’s future. Fate is pissed at this idea. There is no way in hell that Roxy’s death will be good. He leaves mad and claims he will protect Roxy no matter what as Eris notes the plan is already in motion and nothing can stop it.

Episode 10
Roxy receives word that the expedition team sent to Galia has not returned from near the great ravine area. What else? Quickly, mobilize a rescue team! Meanwhile Jade tells Fate that the magic crystals he needs to make the scabbard, the supply has suddenly stopped. No problem. He can go get it themselves. Where? Galia. Near the great ravine area. Oh. I can see where this is going. As Fate fights his way through the monsters, when he takes a rest, he sees a vision of that dead chimera girl he slew. Must be something haunting nightmare as those he killed like Hado are pulling him into some pool of blood. Well, nothing like snapping out of that nightmare to go kill a few crowned beasts. While fighting them, he finds something odd. It’s like the crowned beasts aren’t targeting him and as though they’re being controlled by something. Meanwhile Roxy’s side are being attacked by monsters. Stupid Miria trying to protect her Roxy that she gets injured. Now Fate is here to save the day. Stupid Miria still not a hint of gratefulness. With Fate pointing the weird emblems on these monsters, they deduce that the monsters seem to be targeting Roxy. Fate believes it is Eris’ fault. After they part ways, Fate stumbles into a petrified monster. He sees Eris ahead. Even more so, a chimera buried in some rubble. But don’t worry, this one has no core. When he hears fighting from Roxy’s direction, time to go save her again. Yeah, Miria being dumb again. So desperate to protect Roxy that she gives everyone trouble. Oh look, Mugan got hurt trying to protect her. Hope you’re okay. Once more, Fate just in time to save the day as he takes on the few chimeras. Since he has experience, he tells Roxy how to defeat them. Their combo defeats one but before they could do the same for the last one, the ground caves in. As you would expect, Fate-Roxy spending some time at the bottom together. She learns he is the one travelling with Myne and finds it amusing he reminds her of someone similar. Yeah, would you like to know? Fate must be happy she has not changed but his curse starts to act up. He runs away and stumbles into the chimera. As he tries to kill it, he sees visions of Roxy as the core. He will not be fooled and mercilessly overkills it. Doubling the reward, magic crystals nearby. Since he doesn’t even know, she enlightens him that magic crystals are formed via crystallization from such monsters. Then they reunite with everyone.

Episode 11
What’s this? Roxy challenging Fate to a duel because of complaints received that he went violent on 56 other warriors? Did Fate get framed or something? The only way to settle this is for him to join the holy knights. That way, nobody will pick a fight with him as he claims. Of course Fate refuses since he has got to have his freedom. And so that is how their duel starts. Fate fights with his scabbard on. With the magic crystals specially made for it, it allows him to use some holy knight technique. Fate could have easily won had he not get distracted by Roxy’s keepsake that he almost broke. This allows Roxy to rebound for the win. She wonders he has learnt that technique from Aaron. She hints of wanting to help him but Fate claims he will handle his own problems. He laments even at this point, Roxy is still being considerate of others. Mugan then talks to Fate about the chimeras. They believe somebody else is controlling them. It seems his daughter, Raine is a fellow scientist trying to study this. When Fate hopes she could research more, Mugan takes it the wrong way that he wants him to introduce his daughter to her. So he wants to kill him? WTF?! Speaking of Raine, she heard about Rafale holing up and studying up the philosopher’s stone. She believes while it gives any healing power, its side effects are dominating the owner’s mind and body.

Fate remembers Myne telling him for him to exceed his current strength, he must reach Domain E, where the powers of the divine dragon lie. But push too hard and his skills will overwhelm him and he’ll lose control. With a death march heading towards Galia, Roxy leads her troops to fight it. Fate is confident they can handle it. But he detects and underground slime monster heading towards them and since they are so focused on the death march, they’ll be wiped out. Fate intercepts it and finds that emblem on it. This big mother tries to let its small fries keep Fate company while it heads towards Roxy. Eventually Fate uses an untested move on it. He finds it strange it has no effect until he realizes the mastermind behind it all controlling his perception. This guy similar like his getup is Eris? Uhm, I think not… Well, he is a Mortal Sin wielder and his weapon is Envy. So as they fight, Fate realizes the need to get stronger and Greed tells him to get to Domain E to be immune to attacks of others. Desperate, Fate levels up enough to cut this guy’s mask. And what do you know? It’s Northern! Why am I not surprised! But wait! Northern claims he is only half right. But now he summons a divine dragon to attack Roxy. Can Fate save her in time? Because Northern revels in keeping more slime monsters as his company. Wow, see that fear on Roxy’s face as she is about to be the dragon’s mincemeat. But wait! She is saved! By the fate of Fate of course! Pun intended! So powerful the blast, it only cracks his mask?! Oh well, cue for Roxy to realize it’s her lover boy. Uhm, will Fate worm his way out of this one? Nope. Hi Roxy, long time no see.

Episode 12
Roxy is shock to see his red eyes. Fate apologizes for everything and runs off with an excuse he’ll buy her time to escape. Oh Fate, if you only knew how sad you just made Roxy! You just made her worry and cry again! But now Fate has to deal with Northern. Fate loses an arm and is about to be killed by him but psyche! This Fate is just an illusion as the real one kills him from behind. So he sacrificed an arm just for this, huh? Suddenly Fate enters another dimension. Oh, it’s Luna, that chimera core girl he killed. She thanks Fate for killing her and if you’re wondering why this divine dragon didn’t go berserk while Fate was fighting Northern, she was holding it back as much as she can. Now at her limits, she warns him not to devour this divine dragon or he’ll lose himself. Thanks for the warning but he can’t let it roam free either. Bye Luna. Back to reality, Fate uses Greed as a projectile to throw it at the divine dragon. Hey, only 1 arm. Then he uses his ultimate skill to destroy it for good. The threat is over but now he has to pay the price. Don’t say he wasn’t warned. In his final moments, he uses all his stats to reset Greed to his lowest levels in case he goes berserk in using him. But here conveniently comes Myne. Didn’t think she’ll keep her promise so soon. Fate allows her to kill him but wait! Roxy saves him! She won’t allow this selfish act. Fate realizes perhaps he always wanted to be saved by her. Now you got your wish. Even a lap pillow! So let’s go home.

For a week he is asleep. And when he wakes up, Myne and Eris visit him. They are here to return Greed to him. Myne forgot to pick him up and some monster carried him off. Myne was busy dealing with Envy. You see, Envy was mind controlling Northern and the one who came up with this plan to kill Roxy. As such weapons cannot be destroyed, Myne threw him to the far end of Galia. Yeah, like that would solve anything! Anyway, now what Eris was a fool to believe in that plan, the kingdom will enter a new era since the divine dragon is gone. They need Fate’s help and he can’t refuse. Fate only agrees when Eris swears never to harm Roxy again. After all, they need to get out of here before she returns. Hearing her name further activates his gluttony. When Roxy visits, Fate is gone. At least he left a letter apologizing of keeping this a secret and thanking her for everything. Roxy reminisces that day when she met a young Fate (so that knight was indeed her). It was because of him she felt proud of being a holy knight and continued to uphold her values as one. She hopes to be reunited with him again and when that happens, she will be stronger. Meanwhile Memil tells Rafale of Corpse’s real identity. However he is not fazed and returns to his research. Obviously he has gone insane from all the researching. So now we see Fate expending a few stats and using some secret art to heal his arm! OMFG! That easy?! With Greed levelled up and Fate into Domain E, he wants a new scabbard to match his awesomeness. Where to get all that money? You know the drill. Kill more monsters. And here is a swarm to get started.

Fate/Slay Nightcap: You Are What You Eat
So is Fate like shifting the goal post? Oh you know, he was supposed to protect Roxy but then with what happened, now he wants to get as far away from her. Yeah, probably for the best. With his gluttony skills going out of control, perhaps he’ll more than just devour her. Oh you know, devour her as in turning into a big bad wolf and sexually assaulting her!!! HAHAHA!!! JUST KIDDING!!! And with this kind of ending, I don’t know what to feel but I suppose it’s supposed to be happy because I’m glad this atrocity is over. Whatever next mission that Mortal Sin wielders need to undergo as teased by Eris, she can keep it a secret because I’m not interested anymore. So long!

Honestly, the story for this season feels mediocre and if I should put it, everything just felt introductory. My guess is that with some of the potentials, developments and mysteries surrounding whatever that is going on this season, it is just to serve as possibility if they ever want to do another season. Hence if you ask me, this season felt like it didn’t go anywhere except introduce the settings and concepts, that is all. The first few episodes obviously introduced us to Fate and his fate (pun intended) of becoming a Mortal Sin wielder. While that was pretty much understandable, the middle parts of the season felt like one weird road trip. Fate travelling to a few small towns along the way and encounter-cum-help whatever problems at hand before moving on. I mean, this part really felt out of place. I suppose it is to help build up his level and in a way serve as some sort of training but it just felt flat in my eyes. After all, Fate and Roxy being the most important and the 2 main characters of the series were apart from each other! WTF. The final stretch with the incident at Galia to close this season. So I don’t blame you if you feel this season was somewhat underwhelming in terms of today’s standards. Yeah, by our veteran standards, we need more than this to stimulate and keep us entertained! Oh my, have we been done in by the gluttony curse too?

As for the characters, unfortunately they are mostly bland and boring. Like Fate himself who is pretty basic with what makes him the main character. Oh you know, tortured past (that or amnesiac character, take your pick!), finds hope by the only or few people who treated him human, finds some sort of super weapon or power, rises up to the occasion and becomes his own heroes of justice. Yeah. That. I think I can create a few more of such main characters with that kind of generic line. So yes, Fate isn’t anything special in particular. Just that he has this obsession with Roxy and that he must get stronger to protect her. Just short of saying he is in love with her. But hell yeah, the way he is turning into some glutton monster, will there be true romance? Knowing Roxy’s personality, I think it does. Oh boy, Beauty and the Beast. Gluttony version. Heh. And so what keeps Fate keeping the faith and going strong is probably the only girl in his life. How lovely. Of course accompanying and guiding him is that sarcastic talking sword, Greed. Not much is known about him except he likes to do wise cracks that will cause Fate to tell him to STFU, in a way almost making other people think he is a madman for talking to himself! But unfortunately Greed being his sidekick, he doesn’t feel entertaining either. Yeah, what was I expecting? Some sort of Disney sidekick or something? Anyway, the pair are just being boring. To think this gluttony thingy is going to be like some drug overdose, he has to eat more and more to achieve the same level of sanity, oh well the only good news that is he won’t be putting on extra weights and fats from overeating! HAHAHA!!! Sighs…

Of course we have to talk about Roxy, the living saint-cum-angel in this world that is full of corrupted and evil people. Trying to troll us there is some sort of romance going on but from the way I see it, it’s not going to happen very soon. True, Roxy is God sent because amidst turbulent times, she continues to care for others than herself. In a way, staying true to Mason’s teachings and his daughter. But sometimes I worry that she might putting up a calm façade and all that pain especially the heart breaking agony of losing her father has been welling up in her heart like a time ticking bomb. I fear it will all blow up and we will see her true colours. Scarier than any corrupted holy knight, monsters, crowned beasts or chimera put together! Yikes. I hope I’m wrong. And that Roxy is just being the Roxy we all know. On an unrelated note, I would really want to see Roxy’s embarrassed reaction and was hoping Aisha asking Fate to marry her daughter! “Dear Fate my boy, what would you say if I give my permission to give my daughter’s hand in marriage to you?”. Oh boy. I can imagine Roxy’s embarrassment right now… HAHAHA!!! I’m so evil!

The other characters are a mixed baggage and I feel they aren’t going to be memorable in the long run. Take for instance, Myne. Her slacker attitude may be amusing at first but that gets old pretty fast. Sometimes she gets pretty annoying because she is a bit selfish. She only exists during Fate’s solo travel to Galia. So it’s like they needed to have a weird pair travelling together an in absence of Roxy, here, have Myne. There is more about Myne than meets the eye and so far she has only teased her with her origins. Definitely they will cross paths in the future and it’s not the end yet. After all, as a Mortal Sin wielder, she too has dropped a few hints for Fate but not entirely revealing everything. Yeah, I suppose that will take away all the fun and mystery. Eris came late into the picture and as another Mortal Sin wielder, piles on more questions than answers about the people who are having such status. So I bet there will only be 7 such people in the world, huh? Can we have 2 different people having the same mortal sin? Eris feels underutilized having entering the series so late (I guess I’ve been trolled by the promotional poster that Myne and Eris would be part of the harem group). If Roxy and Myne are too ‘flat’ for your fanservice taste, here, have someone that is way mature…

Then there is Miria who should easily be a candidate for being the most annoying character of the year award. This girl is obsessed with Roxy and it would’ve been okay if it was done properly. However it wasn’t so she comes off more irritating than anything else. Not even cute. I don’t know about their past but it’s like Miria feels she has this right to monopolize Roxy’s attention or something. So is she lesbian or what? Making her close to being hated is her ungratefulness of Fate coming to her rescue while her obsession put everyone else in danger. Yeah, I guess this is the kind of controversial character we need than the other bland characters. Mugan is a pretty decent guy until of course this is to link Raine as his daughter. Nobody’s perfect. Dumb doting father he is if you ever want to know his flaws.

It is no secret that many of the holy knights here are corrupted as f*ck and many abuse their authority for their own gains. It would have been interesting if Rafale and Memil had more screen time and show the evilness they are becoming but I guess as far as this season goes, they’re just laying the groundwork for next time. I mean, the Vlerick siblings have always long tormented Fate and it would be just deserts to see them get what they deserve. Alas I felt that should that happen very soon, in some ways the story would have ended. You know, Fate getting his revenge on his tormentors and that’s the end of the whole thing. Sure, monsters still abound and all but as long as those cruel siblings are still around, this gives Fate extra motivation to protect Roxy. Of course not all holy knights are bad but they are scarce like in Aaron’s case as his role has been relegated to be a training teacher for Fate and Roxy. And yes, the ‘reward’ is to have him get over his family’s death and move forward. And some holy knights are just clowns AKA comic relief. Rudolph anyone? Yeah, what happened to this dude?

I can’t say that I am impressed with the action scenes. After all, it goes without saying in a genre like this. I don’t know about you but I’m just bored in seeing Fate slash monsters after monsters even if they are stronger ones. Sure, Greed guides him but that’s so much about it. Fate levels up and can turn Greed into other forms of weapon if he offers enough stats but this is just for some visual variety. Each form has its own unique moves but I don’t find them memorable. After all that monster slashing, it gets numbing after a while. True, there are blood and gore after the monster gets cut down but I won’t be comparing it to gorier animes like Shingeki No Kyojin or Elfen Lied. The goriest one would be dying Hado without his limbs but that’s about it. And then there’s those stats that Fate uses to appraise monsters. Well, each time I see them I just want to scream, “It’s over 9000!”. HAHAHA!!! Sighs…

As for the art and animation, it’s just pretty standard. My beef is that there are quite a few scenes that are a bit dark and hence not being able to see much. Especially during the action scenes fighting monsters in the wastelands or something. It gets a bit too dark. There’s a bit of CGI too but only confined to the monsters. Not sure to thank the dark scenes but I won’t go so far as to say they look bad. Even the chimera was looking rather okay and damn, I thought they were rejected Gundam models or what! Speaking of character designs, why the heck does Roxy look like a smiling version of Aiz from DanManchi?! Oh, make her slimmer too! And if you ever seen that obscure retro anime Soul Link, you’ll wonder if Myne’s design was inspired from Karen of that anime. Yeah… Imagine if Rimuru is bustier and more feminine, voila! You get Eris! No kidding! And does Memil look like Mira from Shuumatsu No Harem? Must be just me. Oh what’s this? Some of you think Memil look like Honkai Impact’s Elysia? Whatever. Didn’t play that game. This anime is done by A.C.G.T. who did Freezing, Orient and Dies Irae.

Voice acting, I only recognized Takehito Koyasu as Aaron, Ayako Kawasumi as Aisha and Jun Fukuyama as Rudolph. Tomokazu Seki as Greed, he is hovering in between serious and comical sometimes so I couldn’t pick him out. The other casts are Ryota Ohsaka as Fate (titular character in Hataraku-Maou-sama), Hisako Toujo as Roxy (Chiaki in Hinako Note), Misato Matsuoka as Myne (Tsubaki in Rokudou No Onna-tachi), Hitomi Sekine as Eris (Koyuzu in Edomae Elf), Mariko Honda as Miria (Kurimu in Seitokai No Ichizon), Takahiro Miyamoto as Mugan, Daisuke Hirakawa as Rafale (Makoto in School Days), Makoto Koichi as Memil (Sakura in Lycoris Recoil), Toshiyuki Toyonaga as Northern (Tsukumo in Nanbaka), Ayaka Nanase as Raine (Atena in Megami-ryou No Ryoubou-kun) and Yuu Hayashi as Jade (Ryuunosuke in Haikyu). The opening, Jekyll & Hyde by Everdream feels bland and generic as a rock music. The same band also sings the ending theme, Ao No Genseki, a slow dramatic pop piece that doesn’t really impress me either. On a trivial note, I noticed the final episode (the one Fate regenerates his arm), the BGM sounds like a spoof of a popular BGM from Fate/Stay Night. Hmmm… Could it be just me?

Overall, this series just feels lacklustre and it would’ve been slightly better had they had more episodes to flesh out the characters and plots. Unfortunately this is what we got for this season and you know what they say about first impressions, right? Thus this is just another one of those action fantasies using the overly used trope of the mortal sins (from Fullmetal Alchemist, Trinity Seven, Tate No Yuusha No Nariagari, Re: Zero Kaara Hajimaru Isekai Seikatsu and even Nanatsu No Taizai that’s in the name of the series itself!). Yeah, I bet all of you could easily name the 7 deadly sins but not its virtuous counterparts! Thanks anime for that. Uh huh. Not impressed as usual. Yeah, maybe it’s my sin of envy that’s making me feel so. Dang, if only gluttony was useful to eat away all my problems…

I may have been one of those who got tricked. Oh, you know. The big busty character should be the mom and the loli character her child. Who’d knew it was the other way round. Yes, people. Only in anime that mothers can look like a little girl and thus satiating the legal loli definition, bringing joys to sick lolicon lovers all around the world. Heh. But yeah, looks can be deceiving and it is definitely the case for Dekoboko Majo No Oyako Jijou. As usual, mother and daughter are not actually blood related but they’ve grown up close enough to be even closer than those with real blood ties. Heh. But don’t worry. This is not some complicated family drama. It’s comedy and whole lotta fun for the family! The daily (mis)adventures of the loli mom and busty voluptuous sexy daughter! Wowee! Something is definitely mismatched here.

Episode 1A
Many years ago, Alyssa the witch picked up an abandoned human and raised her to be her own. Well, who would have thought that this cute little loli is Alyssa the mom and this huge busty curvy babe is Viola the daughter! In town shopping together, Viola bugs mom to buy some phoenix summoning stone. Since she won’t, she throws a tantrum. Embarrassing. Alyssa is forced to as she patrons the shop of Lira. Oh yeah. Being a parenting is hard, right? Must be in their rebellious teen phase. If you’re like Lira, she’d smack her son’s butt until it becomes a six pack?! With many guys trying to flirt with Viola, obviously they back out seeing how unfriendly she is. Of course Viola thinks they want to flirt with mama and vows to protect her. Especially from those sick lolicons! Back home, Alyssa’s friends pay a visit, Giriko and Luna. Viola shows them the phoenix she summoned. This discount Big Bird? Anyway, the friends despite being over 200 years old just like Alyssa, doesn’t like being called aunty. Sister is always the better word, right? Alyssa tries to talk to Viola about dating since she is of that age. This makes Viola misinterpret that mama has found a guy she loves. That will not do! Fearing she will be stolen, she begs her not to and is willing to create this golem as papa! Alyssa clears the air that she has never considered dating. She is always happy with her.

Episode 1B
Viola wants to summon a familiar. So Phoenix wasn’t enough? Well, Alyssa can’t afford to keep fancy beasts so how about something more standard? Too bad Viola thinks such creatures will steal mama’s love! Especially cats! If she needs something soft, here are those boobs! Oddly, Viola wants to summon those that can shoot laser beams? Asking about her friends’ familiars, Giriko has a snake and Luna, well, BDSM men?! Alyssa soon tells her to think about summoning a familiar because it is a huge responsibility and she needs to take care of it. Take it from mom who has raised her since an infant. Next day, Viola has given a lot of thought about this and would start on a flower seedling instead. Too bad Phoenix feels left out and thought he was only summoned for fun! So I guess he is staying. He also helps to tend to the seedling and proves he can do better like, uhm, stretching his neck into the skies?! When Alyssa returns and trips on a cucumber, Phoenix gets scared just like a cat.

Episode 2A
Lira reminisces when Alyssa came in with Viola. Apparently she waited for a long time for someone to pick her but since none showed up, Alyssa decided to take care of her by herself. After all, it was dangerous to leave a baby human filled with lots of magic power all by herself. Lira would love to break every bone of that irresponsible parent who abandoned Viola. But she is willing to help Alyssa raise Viola. After all, she has the boobs the breastfeed! We see Lira offering weird Spartan advises whenever Alyssa was at her wits end to calm a crying Viola. Alyssa sometimes felt useless as a parent and compared herself to Lira due to all the mistakes she made. But thanks to this, Lira has also paid more attention to detail. Maybe, a bit too much. Yeah, she cooked a huge pot of rice for baby food! Sure, every family raises their kid differently. And if they’re smiling, it means you’re doing it right. Lira wants her son to come meet them but since he is too busy holing up in his room and being rude, she rushes up to beat the sh*t out of his ass! Yup, different parenting method there.

Episode 2B
Fennel the merchant elf once again pays a visit to buy some herb stocks. However Viola dislikes him and you bet the duo have a lot of hate with each other. Obviously over Alyssa. She thinks he is trying to score with mama and yes, he does have a crush on her. It all began when they first met and he joked to Viola to think of him as her dad! Alyssa always have to apologize for Viola’s rudeness. So we see all the weird pranks Viola tries to pull off on him just to make him irritated. Too bad it hurts as hell when Alyssa mentions they are just normal friends and nothing going on between them. Viola not convinced, though. One time Fennel almost got a heart attack to hear about papa. It’s that golem. Phew. He wants to say something that will make Alyssa notice him but he flubs his lines. Lame. This allows Viola to tell him why he never got rid of him once and for all. Because he is such a loser, he cannot get anywhere! But she can’t let her guard down and will continue to irk him. It gets worse with Phoenix as Viola’s accomplice to torment Fennel. Sorry, that’s not a friendship kiss when he stuck his whole head in his mouth! Poor mama has to apologize and scold them again. As Fennel leaves, Alyssa thanks him for everything and hopes he’ll keep caring for Viola. I guess that’s the sign that it is no competition when it comes to Viola.

Episode 2C
Fennel is not going to play this shady jinn eel fishing game that Viola has hatched. Eventually he is forced to because she claims there is this secret photo. He assumes it is some picture of Alyssa so you bet he is going to put all his effort to reel in an eel. Something seems to be amiss with this whack-a-mole clone and as he is going to reel in the big golden eel, it turns out to be Phoenix. He soon realizes she was never going to let him win in the first place. Just to embarrass himself.

Episode 3A
Alyssa’s friends are here to visit. Oh, Luna brought her familiars! Send them home! Not safe for kids! As the friends show their old photo album, Viola would love to see mama in her younger days. Well, she looks exactly the same. So we see them being weird, especially Giriko and Luna who were doing really weird and shady stuffs so much so Alyssa always had a hard time trying to look out for them. But of course they also helped her a lot especially when she got bullied. She is thankful to have friends like that. Apparently this is enough to make Viola jealous. Because she thought they have friends she doesn’t know. Who? Oh, those BDSM men in the album! Okay aunties, time to go home before loli mom blows her top!

Episode 3B
Viola is in denial that she is sick! Too bad Phoenix can’t help much since an immortal like him has never been sick! Eventually she has to admit that she is as she envisions her cute little cells fighting against the alien virus! Time for some healthy chicken soup. No, it’s not you Phoenix taking a hot bath!!! As Viola sleeps, sometimes this gives Alyssa some bad memories. Because in that state, her magic goes out of control. The dream manifests itself and somehow they abuse Alyssa. Phoenix prepares a bucket for Viola to puke out excessive magic built up although it is explained it is not puking. I don’t get it. As Alyssa needs to go to town to get supplies, Viola doesn’t want to be left alone. Especially for fear Alyssa will be kidnapped! Here, at least take papa golem with you! Phoenix puts a sleeping spell on her. Hope it is safe. Then a small strange dream as we see a woman abandoning baby Viola and hopes she will only hate her. Viola wakes up and asks mama if any dream manifested. Not in particular. Next day, Viola is all back to normal. Too bad Phoenix caught her cold since he is her familiar. I guess there’s a first time for everything. Flashback 10 years ago when Viola thought she wetted her bed and manifested strange stuffs. Especially a water spirit attracted to her magic and wanted to be friends. Alyssa told her about spirits as well as other stuffs like fairies and mythical beasts. This inculcated some interest in her so she wanted to bring a bunch home and live with them! Sorry, this isn’t going to be a zoo…

Episode 4A
Glind the orc wants Fennel to introduce him to a girl. They’re best friends, right? Who has helped him set up his business? Oh well, Fennel introduces Viola to her and you bet she isn’t happy. Of course he is forced to swallow his pride if Viola is going to play along with this date thingy. And so here they are having this date at the café. Glind might be totally falling for her but of course Viola is just being sarcastic and finding any chance to pull a fast one. In the end, with Viola talking so much about her mom since her interest is all about her, Glind would love to meet her too. Too bad Fennel and Viola take it the wrong way he wants to hit on mom! He promises not to but they think Alyssa is not good enough for him! Which is it?! At least Viola is being honest that this relationship will never progress beyond friendship. So there you have it, Glind. Later Fennel talks to Glind and it is obvious he is pushing him to be Fennel’s lover because if that violent girl gets a boyfriend, Alyssa’s overprotectiveness may be lesser and this means he will have a chance with mama. 2 birds with 1 stone. Oh boy, Viola heard that… When Viola brings Glind to meet Alyssa, poor orc says he will never defy Viola! Phrasing! What just happened?!

Episode 4B
When Viola sees Alyssa with an egg, she thinks she just laid one! Oh silly! It is the egg of the lizardkin. It seems they left her to take care of it for a while since they have their own business to attend to. Along with Phoenix, they talk on how they should care for it. Like singing to it or reading a book. They also talk about how it will turn out once it hatches. Seriously Viola, a seaweed? At the end of the day, Alyssa returns the egg to its rightful parents who are grateful for their help. The mom lets Viola carry it. At first she is scared in fear of dropping it but looks like she is doing pretty fine. This gives Viola hope to support it till it turns into a seaweed. Eh? What?

Episode 4C
Fennel is happy to get invited for dinner with Alyssa. Happy too soon as he steps on Viola’s trap that whisks him away to the playground. So is this some grudge for that café date with the orc? Well, she puts it this way. Since he went out his way to introduce a friend to her, she is doing the same to him. Yeah, this plant monster who literally wants to eat him! And also, this should have him back off mama for the time being. So if Fennel is going to reject this plant’s ‘kindness’, please note those kind of people are those that mama hates the most! So will he accept this new friend? Oh well, he gets eaten…

Episode 5A
Fennel rushes all the way to Alyssa’s place. Yes, Viola is out shopping so this is his chance! But look who is here? It’s Glind! Here to repair some furniture and also requested by Viola to keep Fennel in his place! There goes his plan. So the trio talk about some elf culture and lore. Sorry to destroy your fantasy about elves as Fennel explains the reality of the elf village. Like all those hot elf babes are just old MILFs who married young. Uhm, new awakening for Glind? And also they are good in archery because they had nothing else better to do. Alyssa remembers staying there during her days learning magic and that was how she met Fennel. In the end, she loves the village so this makes Fennel suggest she should return with him to his homeland. Well, Viola’s back and overheard the whole thing. She takes it as he wants to die in his homeland! We can see how this will turn out.

Episode 5B
Alyssa and Viola go to help do some potato digging at the farm of Lira’s husband, Pound. But what’s this? Potatoes running everywhere?! Well, Pound wanted to do selective breeding and since his crops weren’t doing well, he sought help from Giriko. Well, now we know the cause of this mayhem. Alyssa wants to call Giriko to fix this but Pound won’t allow her. He claims they are like his children as he has put in the effort to raise them. Yeah, time to meet a few strange ones like the Ouroboros kind sucking on its own tail, a potato that is burning by itself and even a mermaid version! You thought the slime one is normal? Wait till you see it turn into a hand! This farce is put to an end as Lira beats up her baka husband and using the Excalibur potato to destroy everything. Eventually Giriko returns them back to normal and looks like everybody will be having potato based diet for a week. One day, Alyssa is shocked to see a mandragora in her garden that she didn’t plant. Viola has her hide in the shed and be quiet. Then there is a couple of giant potato monsters fighting each other and gobbling up the other weird mandragora. Apparently Giriko wanted Viola to test this potion on mandragora so she splashed the whole thing in the garden. So it’s her fault again. The only way to catch them is to have them wear out from the battle. Just when it looked like it is going to end, they combined instead and is even deadlier! Time to call Giriko and put a stop to this. But for a while, Viola now has a strange obsession with combining.

Episode 6
Viola is shocked there is talking butt! Well, sorry to break it to you, she’s a fairy. And her name is Hip. What… Anyway, she needs their help. She takes them to the mansion of Anna Fiatoio and has a beautiful flower garden. The problem seems to be suddenly no flowers are blooming and so Anna has tasked them to investigate. It seems the root of it is Hip’s brother, Ketts (Sweet Cheeks?!). Oh God, another butt! Oh man, this butt is very angry and distrustful of outsiders. He is the one who made the flowers stopped growing. Why? It seems Anna has a boyfriend named Torino and oh man, he looks like one of those sleazy useless dudes! Hence taking away the flowers is his sign of protest until they break up. Let’s not jump to conclusions so they take a peek into Torino’s life via this magic mirror. Well, well… He is actually a very good man! Don’t judge a book by its cover! Ketts is still unconvinced and thinks he is a human trafficker?! With Anna returning, Viola thinks the fairies should take to each other. However Anna is stumped. In short, Anna like any normal humans with no magic, cannot see fairies. Flashback shows Ketts has always watched over Anna since young since she loves hanging out in her father’s garden until the day he died. In some ways, he comforted her with the flowers but essentially, Anna doesn’t know about the fairies. Ketts realizes his err and will end the protest to make the flowers bloom again tomorrow. But it seems the next day the witches return and this time they have a suggestion to have Anna see fairies. However they need her approval. They talk to her if she has felt any presence in the garden. Anna starts off by saying how much she loved her father’s garden and even when he died, it brought her some peace. She believes there is a presence but believes it to be of her father’s because that presence has always been watching over her. In the end, Ketts doesn’t want his selfishness to cause her to grieve further and will quickly restore the place. After all, knowing that someone is watching over her even though he isn’t her father is good enough. And so the flowers bloom again. Ketts notes that it is not that he wanted to be her father nor her love as gratitude. But for her to be happy. Soon Viola gets a letter from Anna about getting married and they’re invited. Hip and Ketts may be lonely for a while but Viola stays positive that one day Anna might awaken to some power to see fairies.

Episode 7A
Viola bakes chocolate cookies that look like turds?! Alyssa can’t help stare in disbelief and is in a dilemma to tell it to her because she put all her heart and soul into making it. Then it turns out to be those jinn eels. Alyssa is so ashamed of herself for thinking in such a way that she is acting strange. But still, she cannot bring herself to look at these shapes as turds. Perhaps bake them in different colours? Yeah, now we have colourful turds! Jinn eels, you mean! Even so, Alyssa can’t bring herself to think otherwise. Bad mother? Eventually, the gang gathers and enjoy these delicious turds cookies together.

Episode 7B
Viola reading a story for someone to go to sleep. Who? It’s the sandman!!! Yup, there he is in the flesh sitting dejectedly in the corner. Sandmann relates he is having trouble sleeping lately. Lots of stress. Oh you know, adult stuffs like his wife leaving him and age related problems. Because of his insomnia, he crashed into Viola’s room during his flight. Not sure why he can’t use his own sand magic but I guess it’s laced with drugs or something. Don’t worry, he used the proper dosage on others. And no Viola, shooting beams won’t solve anything! Even if she suggests using Phoenix’s beams, he is away vacationing so can’t bother him. More stress when Sandmann notes his rival, Ole Lukoje being flash in his job. Yeah, he pours milk on your eyes. Go read up on the legend. Uh huh, Viola prefers that one, huh? Milk > sand. So as they try to put him to sleep, looks like a horror movie because his big sleepless eyes keep staring at us! Then he warns us about sleeping better because it effects health, etc. IS HE TRYING TO HINT US LATE NIGHT OTAKUS SOMETHING???!!! Eventually he wants to leave so as not to further impose on them. There is only 1 thing left for the ladies to try. The next morning, they take him to see a doctor who prescribes him what needs to be done. So in the end, always seek professional help rather than doing it yourself if unsure. Sandmann is grateful and gives Alyssa a bottle of sand. Alyssa then tells Giriko about it and she starts getting dramatic on how much money it fetches so keep it safe and guard it at all times! Because of that, Alyssa can’t sleep a wink…

Episode 8A
Luna pleading to Alyssa to teach her to cook. Of course Alyssa stays adamant in not doing so. She knows better as her cooking always blows up the kitchen! It’s not about the money and compensation, Luna! Yeah, rich witch even has her own chef to cook meals for her. Since Viola feels bad to send her away without so, I guess Alyssa has to relent for her daughter. So we see Luna doing very simple cooking. Somehow all of them end up becoming living things?! Not sure what process we missed in between! She then offers Phoenix to taste and he turns into a different bird?! Later as they clean up, Alyssa knows that this cooking is only a diversion because whenever such happens, something is on her mind. Indeed. Luna had a vision of a certain someone coming. This sends Alyssa into panic mode. Then one of the foods blows up. Our characters stay safe thanks to Phoenix’s barrier. Kitchen destroyed. But Luna compensates as promised.

Episode 8B
Since Phoenix remains this strange bird, mother and daughter take her to see a doctor. While Sheeta is quite reasonable, it is Kicla who is the kooky one since she is fascinated by Phoenix and wants to do lots of experiments. At times, she starts going crazy and about to lose herself so Sheeta has to get tough on her to restrain this mad woman. Phoenix is impressed with her will to gain knowledge and allows to be studied upon. Of course as we would come to expect, Kicla will be making lots of weird requests like wanting to see his private parts (and she’ll show him hers?!) as well as turning it into some love triangle soap drama because Phoenix is closer to Viola. Sheeta is this close in beating the sh*t out of her! Eventually after all the exams and the results are… They still know nothing on what caused Phoenix’s change! The real doctor returns to examine Phoenix. Yeah, sorry for Kicla and please don’t so. First he asks if Phoenix has taken a dump. Speaking of which he hasn’t and by doing so, he returns to normal! Oh my, quick flush it away before Kicla scoops it up!!! As they return home, Phoenix feels his body is heavier. Kicla sticking to him… B*tch not gonna let him go!

Episode 8C
Fancy our favourite children folklores have been given this series’ version of twists? Like Snow White. Evil queen Viola asks the magic mirror who the fairest of them all: Alyssa! She agrees! Fennel being given a choice on what axe to take after dropping his in the lake. Well, is plant monster an axe?! Alyssa as Red Riding Hood and Fennel the wolf. Nobody is going to get close to her mama when Viola is some badass machine gun totting bodyguard! In another version, Fennel is now the hunter and Viola the wolf. Oh man, don’t think he could get close to our mama either…

Episode 9A
Since Alyssa is still worried about a certain someone coming, this has been bugging Viola. So she asks Luna and Giriko but they aren’t giving her any answers. Desperate about that person may be a homewrecker or something, she goes to ask Lira but she too has no idea. So they talk the possibility of that person could be her ex-boyfriend. Or ex-girlfriend? This attracts a hot looking hunk, Auri as he claims he is looking for Alyssa. This idiot tries to hit on Viola but Lira beast him up for all the cheesiness. Believing he is the homewrecker, Viola tries to strike first by saying she is Alyssa’s daughter and all. This sends Auri into shock and he soon ‘dies’. Victory? Then Alyssa comes in and to her shock, what is her daddy doing here???!!! OMG, Auri is her papa???!!! So he is here to visit his daughter. After hearing them out, his shock was because Alyssa had a daughter despite not being married. It seems father and daughter have not been in contact with each other since Alyssa picked up Viola. This is because she believes daddy would not allowed her to take Viola in. Damn right he wouldn’t. He claims she is still too young to rear a child and should continue be his girl. Alyssa intended to introduce Viola eventually but always had to reconsider since he is a bad influence. So, why hasn’t he contacted her in 16 years? Apparently he was arrested! Bad dad? Some flirting with somebody and he got framed but his case got dismissed. Alyssa not impressed. Well, here are some bad memories of when she was a kid, he told some adult experiences to Luna and Giriko. Viola impressed with Auri now? Lira is surprised he accepts his granddaughter quickly. Strangeness runs in the family because you see, Auri’s wife is his sister?! HOLY SH*T?! WHAT?! Actually, he helped co-parent his sister’s daughter. So technically Auri is the uncle? Auri decides to leave so as not to trouble them. Alyssa somewhat wants to forgive him and let him stay for the night. Until she learns he was trying to hit on Viola. Out you go and don’t come back! Back home, Alyssa tells Viola about grandma. She once visited soon after Alyssa picked up Viola but has never seen her since.

Episode 9B
All of you who suck in drawing even Phoenix can take heart that Viola and Phoenix host a drawing song on how to draw this legendary bird. Follow the instructions carefully. Because for Alyssa, she drew Phoenix in a realistic fashion! Perfection!

Episode 10A
Pound tries to get his son out from his room but he remains stubborn to stay in there. So he calls Viola for help. First she tries to entice him with some interesting stories but it backfires and now he wants to stay in even more. Not sure what the heck this nipple topic is all about next but Pound lets some monster twist his nipples?! WTF?! With patience running out, Viola thinks of resorting to violence. Obviously Pound will not allow her. This is the reason why he called her for help. Before Lira gets back and beats the sh*t out of him! She calls Phoenix to talk to him but his lecturing just makes him depressed. Soon he gets clean why he won’t get out. In fact he was afraid to say why in fear of them laughing. Viola assures him nobody will laugh and promises to beat whoever laughs. Turns out he has a bedhead. Uhm… Well, Lira’s back so you bet she beats the crap out of her son! Bandaged all over but hey, nobody laughed at him! Was it worth it? Now Viola is working hard to make a potion that fixes bedhead.

Episode 10B
Lizardkin Guita’s baby is hatched so it’s time to take the cutie to the park for his debut. But also here is this b*tch woman, Lady. She is Lira’s childhood friend or rather enemy and is always on her nerves. As usual, she spouts her usual b*tch crap and Lira is not too amused. In actual fact, Lady is a tsundere who is in love with Lira. However each time she tries to speak, it all comes out messed up like as though she wants to find trouble with her! This means instead of trying to be nice and praise Lira, she challenges her to see which of them can socialize more. Lira sees no point in participating but since Lady is being haughty, she accepts and the loser must never come to this park again. When Lady sees Alyssa and notes how close a friend she is to Lira, she gets jealous. Only, Viola senses it all and threatens her! So we see Guita trying to socialize with weird groups. A group of daddies and jinn eels? In the end, Alyssa announces the results: It’s a tie. While the mothers were doing great, they failed to consider the needs of their babies and they didn’t have much fun. So both scored zero and it’s a draw. Both sides start to apologize to each other as Alyssa tries to set up Lady to shake hands with Lira. Lady wonders if Alyssa knows her true feelings. What a great lady. Don’t love her too much because Viola can sense it and won’t allow it! But as expected, Lady screws up and slaps away Lira’s hand. B*tch mode activated as she claims it’s not like she likes this loser. She runs away while lamenting her stupidity but is somewhat happy since she got to touch Lira’s hand. You bet Lira wants to beat up her sorry ass. So is this friendship or not?

Episode 11A
Alyssa and Viola head out for errands. This means Phoenix is left home alone with Doku Koala. As the senior, Phoenix tries to teach Koala the basics. However this little marsupial is very confronting and aggressive. Even after being fed, he is more aggressive and starts causing a mess of things. Phoenix tries to be a gentleman and teach him stuffs but it’s just not working out. Eventually Koala misses Viola and wants to see her badly as Phoenix finally lulls him to sleep. When the ladies get back, they see the place in a mess and they think Phoenix didn’t do a good job being a senpai. Understandably, Phoenix now throws a tantrum and wants to quit being a senpai!

Episode 11B
With all the good food and being fed every day, you bet Phoenix has grown huge and fat! Sure, Phoenix’s extreme answer is to not eat for year but the rest suggest improving eating habits and exercise. So who invited Kicla to help out with this? I guess she invited herself. You sure she’s not here to experiment on the big bird? Maybe… She wants to suck his fats out anyway… Thankfully she has an exercise regimen for him. At the lake, WTF Kicla already out of breath? Somebody needs the exercising… So we see Phoenix do a few exercises like running, swimming and push-ups but with hilarious effects. At the end of the day, Kicla also comes up exercising plans for the ladies for them to stay fit. Phoenix thanks Kicla and also apologizes since he thought she was only here for his body. She notes, when she sees his family worrying about him, it makes her want to help. So Phoenix follows the recommended regimen. And now he turns into a small little bird! I don’t even know… But the ladies are now desperately trying to fatten him up back to shape.

Episode 11C
Our virgin boys (Fennel and Glind if you don’t know who I’m talking about) must be desperate. Desperate to let Auri out of his cell so he can give them some tips on how to get dates. You sure you picked the right guy? I mean, this skirt chaser is flirting with women for totally different reasons. So aside having a handsome face, Auri talks about being considerate of others. Then he narrates his experience of being turned into a woman by his sister as an experiment. Thus you can’t say he is wrong that he understand female emotions better than them. After a few talk and basically our virgins realize there is no secret to it all, Auri does mention there is a shortcut to it. I don’t know what this scene is about but he is going to make them his toys? Is he going to rape them or what?! You bet they’re shivering in their pants! Luckily Alyssa is nearby and she beats him up to stop this farce. Alyssa so disappointed… His reputation has further tanked.

Episode 12
Alyssa still not wanting Auri to get close to Viola. Bad influence! With Giriko and Luna here for entertainment, Auri realizes they have known about Alyssa having a child all along but chose not to tell him since Alyssa wanted them to keep a secret. Then he realizes that Fennel would also know. He calls that elf to get his ass here to get his beat down! Otherwise he will go over there and kill him! Viola would love grandpa to kill him but of course sweet Alyssa will not allow any bullying on him. Viola tries to warn Auri that Fennel is trying to hit on mama. What?! Auri approves?! He knows Fennel and it is better than some random stranger jerk, right?! Though, he still doesn’t think he will have any chance with her. Auri soon goes into despair that Glind also knows about this. It’s like he is the last one to know. So gonna call him and beat his ass up? Viola wonders about grandma and it seems Alyssa finds it hard to describe her. Yes, she is a witch and not a monster! However she gives off this mysterious aura as Alyssa remembers her giving some great advice in raising a child. Grandma is a great person who wished happiness for every moment in her life. Then they go over photos of baby Viola. Yeah, let’s reminisce those days. WTF Auri taking it all out on Fennel? You thought Giriko and Luna have it hard trying to care for Viola (little baby doesn’t want her aunties to go but as soon as mama returns, she forgets them and rushes to her!), you should’ve seen her treating Fennel. Yeah, how many times has he withstand her kiddie beatings? Worse, one day walking with her in the street, Viola claimed he was a stranger so super old granny thought he was a kidnapper and beat the sh*t out of him!!! Then Auri talks about Alyssa as a baby. Always sick but yeah, he was still a bad influence on her. As Viola is still a baby in the eyes of the adults, the same can be said for Alyssa in Auri’s eyes. Phoenix commends them for doing a good job and to him, all of them are still babies in his eyes. Uhm, WTF this big galaxy hug? Nice and warm… In the aftermath, the townspeople still mistakes Viola as the mom and Alyssa the child.

Growing Pains: Everybody Loves Alyssa!
There is nothing happier than a dysfunctional family continuing to be a dysfunctional family. It’s the only way that they can stay happy and make us laugh at the same time. I highly doubt things will change because if it would, there’s going to be a hell lot of resistance. Like Alyssa getting a real life partner to settle down with! Oh you bet our Viola will never ever going to allow that even if God has decreed it Himself! So stay healthy and happy via status quo. Everybody wins this way. Yes they do.

Those wishing for some sort of storyline and plot to follow might be disappointed because there is basically none here. In fact, reading the synopsis should already give you a hint on how this series would play out. Unless you’re a newbie in the world of anime. Hey, what do you expect? Viola’s real parents suddenly showing and being the repentant parents they are, want to reclaim Viola back into their fold? And hence the battle of custodies inside and outside of court! Lots of tension and drama as well as confused feelings welling up from both sides of the divide. Uhm… Oh gee… That’s actually kinda possible… I can actually foresee imagine that… But nah! It’s not that kind of anime! Hence it was pretty much expected from my side that the series will mainly be random skits and double that as most of the episodes are divided into 2 separate skits so the funny moments don’t overstay its welcome. Once we’re done with that joke in that particular skit, leave it behind and let’s move on to the next fresh one.

Without an actual storyline to follow, it falls on the characters to deliver the charms and I should say they don’t disappoint. Obviously as the series is of this comedy genre, wacky personalities are to be expected. You’ll cringe and laugh at them but I guess that is how they play out. Most of the characters stay the same from start to finish so once you get to know the character, you can pretty guess how he/she pretty much acts for the rest of the series.

So let’s start off with our main mother and daughter pair, Alyssa and Viola since the series mostly centres around them. Obviously Alyssa is your good natured witch-cum-mom who wants the best for her adopted daughter. Smothered with so much love, probably that contributed to Viola being overly possessive about her mom. Nobody is going to take her away from her beloved mommy! I bet she would even kill just to protect that privilege! But don’t worry, it’s not that kind of anime so nobody is going to die here. Hopefully. Viola may look like a busty mature woman but she has a mind of child and that means she likes all those kiddie stuffs like monsters and robots, sometimes making her a little bit like a tomboy. But that’s okay, no matter what Viola turns out, Alyssa will always love her, right? Not as much as Viola loves mommy… I hope the irregular witch won’t turn into an irregular b*tch… Lolicon lovers out there better not fawn too much over Alyssa if you know what is good for you! Viola will make sure you turn into teen or MILF fetish!!!

I wonder if Phoenix is the pet mascot of the series considering how cartoonish his looks. But yeah, if he was drawn in a surreal form even if it is for comical purposes, I don’t think we can handle how majestic he looks! Anyway, being a familiar of Viola, he helps take care of the household and sometimes provides advice since as some legendary bird, he has lived long enough. I don’t remember how Koala was summoned and before I knew it, it was already part of the family? Did I miss something somewhere? Hey, at least better than their ‘father’. Oh you know, that clay person whom Viola created just in case mommy needs a daddy. It’s like they call him one moment but the next second, oh sorry you’re not needed anymore. Yeah, some sort of running joke…

Then there is Fennel who wants to be Alyssa’s lover but no prizes in guessing who is always cock blocking him. That’s right, it’s often the father who is not amused when his daughter is dating some boy. But in this case, the daughter is the one stepping up to that role and not going to let any man (not just you Fennel) to get an inch closer to mommy dearest. Yeah, it’s like she has monopoly rights over mom. Well, keep trying. But I’m old enough and a veteran to know how it will all turn out. Then you have the lonely orc Glind who just wants to find a girl to date and Alyssa’s crazy witch pals. Thank goodness Luna doesn’t come around often or her BDSM fetish might be a bad influence on Viola. Perhaps the character you don’t want to mess with is Lira because she’s really a fierce woman and her muscles are tell-tale signs she is stronger than you pipsqueaks. This woman doesn’t hesitate to get violent if she’s not amused with you. Beating you up is always an option! Just ask her henpecked husband and her son whom we have never seen his face. I guess every family has their own different ways of upbringing. Different strokes for different folks. If you need daughter-who-is-not-impressed-with-father trope, Auri’s your guy. Better late in finding out the truth rather than never, no? It’s a wonder with all the bad influence, thank goodness Alyssa didn’t turn out like him. Even at such a young age, she can feel disgust with his methods.

While it may be surprising that this series considerably has a small amount of main and supporting casts, the rest are mainly guest characters and only appear for a single episode before they are never heard of again. From those butt fairies to that insomniac sandman and a certain tsundere b*tch. Yes, more quirky characters to laugh at and although they won’t be appearing anymore (or rather as often), I bet this doesn’t mean that we would hear the last of them. The most memorable one being Anna and the butt fairies’ episode because that was really heart-warming and touching in the end. And you thought this entire series was going to be slapstick all the way, huh? And yes, don’t judge a book by its cover!

Art and animation are pretty standard but with the colouring and hues vividly bright and colourful, one might mistake this to be targeted for younger audiences. Especially Phoenix’s design that is just so cartoonish (don’t forget those jinn eels too) and so out of place if you compared to the rest. But of course when you have Luna’s BDSM servants, fairies that look like butts and a perverted nurse, it is anything for little kids. Don’t be fooled by Alyssa’s cute loli looks. Unless you’re a lolicon… Then better watch out because Viola is going to get you!!! This anime is done by A-Real and I don’t blame you if you haven’t heard of them. Aside from Kenka Banchou Otome, they only animated the dreaded Urawa No Usagi-san and its even more dreadful sequel, Musashino as well as that sleazy Iya Na Kao Sare Nagara Opantsu Misete Moraitai. Yes. That pantsu show. But don’t expect to see any panty slips from Alyssa. Because Viola is going to gorge your eyes out and smash your brains flat if you do so!!!

Voice acting, it seems there are a bunch of recognizable seiyuus. The one taking the cake is Aoi Koga as Alyssa. Well, if you know how Kaguya-sama sounds like in her scatterbrain mode, this is what Alyssa feels like. Kaguya-sama 24/7. No kidding. Then there are Nana Mizuki as Viola, Junichi Suwabe as Auri, Romi Paku as Lira, Daisuke Ono as Glind, Yui Horie as Hip, Yuuki Kaji as Ketts and Miyuki Sawashiro as grandma. I was sure Kana Hanazawa as Lady but WTF it’s not? Instead she’s the narrator and Kotono Mitsuishi was the voice of Lady. Are you sure they did not mix up that one?! I’m pretty cocksure it’s Kana Hanazawa’s voice as Lady! What do you mean it’s not! Yeah, she’s the narrator alright… Somehow evading my radar is Aki Toyosaki as Sheeta and to my ultimate surprise, Ikue Ohtani is Koala?! I wouldn’t have guessed it in a million years since Koala has no spoken dialogue and only huffing and growling. And so Pikachu and Chopper has become a poisonous koala!!! OMG!!!

The rest of the casts are Takaya Hashi as Phoenix (Inuarashi in One Piece), Takayuki Kondou as Fennel (Oishi in Prince Of Tennis), Katsuyuki Konishi as Pond (Fuegoleon in Black Clover), Akira Sekina as Luna (Kuon in Tenkuu Shinpan), You Taichi as Giriko (Anzu in Prison School), Minako Kotobuki as Kicla (Tsumugi in K-ON!), Rika Nagae as Anna (Mitsuha in Rougo Ni Sonaete Isekai De 8-manmai No Kinka Wo Tamemasu) and Takaya Kuroda as Sandmann (Dagger In Show By Rock). As we all veterans know about Nana Mizuki’s powerful vocals and she herself has been a successful singer, therefore it is only right for her to show off her talented singing chops via opening theme, Sugar Doughnuts. Personally, I only find this rather okay. I mean, this piece feels a lot like a jazzy fanfare and some funk in it. But the ending theme is weirder. If you are familiar with the comical nature of Hamefura’s first season’s opening theme, it is somewhat the same vibes here. Because yes, it is Angela singing Welcome. It has this silly carnival atmosphere feel to it so it’s only apt for our characters doing their cute dance to match the liveliness of the song.

Overall, I find it quite a funny and entertaining series, tickling my bones and in some ways also creeping me out. Oh you know, Viola being super obsessive about her mom! If you can look past that, it’s all in the name of comedy, right? Well, I don’t think it will be anything near funny for Viola… But this anime should be right up your alley if you want something light-hearted to watch (don’t mind the slapstick comedy like Viola and Lira violence) rather than following some convoluted plot that has more than 100 episodes, a handful of zany characters then this should be a recommended series of the season to watch. Season of the (dekoboko) witch? Uhm, Tweeny witches maybe? Sorry for lame witch puns… Hey, I’m not trying to steal Alyssa’s heart or anything, okay!

Need another fantasy sword and sorcery anime? You got it. Add an academy that teaches a group of diverse friends to hone such skills. Check. Mysteries and conspiracies also abound. Got that covered. Nanatsu No Maken Ga Shihai Suru didn’t come as anything striking to me. The dilemma of me whether to skip this one has been on my mind for a considerable while. And because of that, it means the only to bust away such dilemma is to, you’ve guessed it, watch it and judge for myself. I know, it sounds dumb like always but if I left that quandary hanging with no resolve, it might bug and haunt me again with the same tormented feelings many years later down the road. Besides, isn’t this already a sign indicating to just (STFU and) go watch it? For better or worse. My guts are one thing but I should have known better…

Episode 1
Oliver Horn makes his way to Kimberly Magic Academy. We see a few other main characters making their way there. They watch the welcoming parade of monsters when somebody plays a prank on Katie Aalto and forces her legs to run towards a troll. Troll goes berserk but is stopped by samurai girl, Nanao Hibiya. She intends to take on the troll but Oliver knows it would spell her doom so he has the rest help him out with his magic plan to create a diversion. It is successful to take the troll’s attention away but Nanao did not run and instead knock out the troll. When she did so, her hair changed from black to completely white. Whatever innocent colour or it is called, all I know is that Oliver says it means she is going to be a great mage. The ceremony begins with headmistress, Esmeralda giving her speech. She warns them their life is in their own hands. Because 20% of the students at the end of their 7 years here will end up being consumed by magic. Meaning they get corrupted, go crazy and some committed suicide. But it is all up to you to achieve greater heights. During the welcoming banquet, our main characters get acquainted and introduce each other. We have Michela “Chela” McFarlane from a very famous magic clan; Katie who is into animals; Guy Greenwood who is into plants; Pete Reston whose family do not have any magic (I suppose he must be a real smart guy because he is always reading and that’s how he got into this school, right?); Oliver who comes from another great family clan and he has family members at this school; Nanao who was about to be killed in battle but saved by Chela’s father who is an instructor at this school, hence she was recommended to attend. Oliver is up very early one morning and goes for a walk. He notices someone watching him and calls out to her. Teresa Carste is tasked by his brother to watch over him and if he needs her assistance, feel free to call her. Oliver is shocked to see Nanao bathing in the public fountain. Oh sorry, purification a she calls it. More shocking, the scars all over her body. Her pose and all reminds Oliver of something similar. He lends his coat for her to cover up. Although he finds her strange and innocent, but he also smells blood on her that cannot be wiped away.

Episode 2
First day of class begins. Pete showing off he knows much about the history of magic and some students are already sniggering the nerd he is. Luther Garland will have some students duel each other so Nanao volunteers. When Richard Andrews volunteers to fight her, Oliver gets a bad feeling about this guy and usurps him to fight Nanao. He knows he was to guy who stood there watching during the troll incident and did nothing. Richard gets met when Oliver points this out so Chela offers to fight him instead. Oliver begins his fight with Nanao and can’t hold back. However she starts crying and this forces him to get serious. But before the fight finishes, Garland stops them. Seeing the intensity of this match, Chela and Richard withdraw from their match. Later Nanao thanks him for facing her seriously and wants to duel him again. However Oliver is not pleased and refuses. He will never fight her again for he doesn’t want to kill her nor to be killed by her. Then under some magical biology class by Vanessa Aldiss, the students are to feed the right amount of magic into silkworms. Because too much will turn them into vicious monsters. Everyone except Nanao is doing fine. But the worrying one is Katie because as an animal lover, she is trying her best to save every last one. And then when the final one flopped, she still thinks she can save it but gets bitten, forcing Oliver and Chela to intervene, causing them to lose points for intervening. Later Oliver talks to Katie as she relates why she will always try to help any animals or demi-humans. She cannot accept the rationale of mages exploiting anything that has no human rights to their benefit. All Oliver can say is about the harsh reality of this world and that what she has seen is just a fraction. Though, it is her choice if she wants to remain the way she is. Later when Pete claims he lost some book, Oliver and Chela quickly help him to find it. Although it is found, suddenly the landscape changes. As Kimberly is built upon some maze, the hallways turn into a maze after sunset. Not to fear, students getting lost is common but thankfully there are instructors and seniors who are patrolling. But they encounter upperclassman, Ophelia Salvadori. Olivia and Chela are cautious about her since her pheromones have a very seductive effect. It might not work on them but it does on Pete. They quickly take him away and won’t accompany her. However another upperclassman, Cyrus Rivermoore won’t allow them to just leave.

Episode 3
Apparently Ophelia and Cyrus hate each other’s guts. They summon their monsters to fight each other. The rest take this chance to escape. Nanao comes to join in the battle but the whole farce is stopped by Alvin Godfrey the student council president and Carlos Whitrow. Leaving the labyrinth, Oliver then lashes out at Nanao because she intended to fight and die in that battle. The rest cool him down and let Nanao explain her story. She starts about this battle she was fighting. There was endless killing. She reached the enemy’s general and wanted to fight his son who was said to be the best. However she was pointed out she just easily slain him. The general was sad of his son’s death and ordered his men to kill her. But that was then Chela’s father popped up to prevent that and invited her to Kimberly. Nanao comes from a school of thought about fighting to kill someone you respect and admire. That term is called shiawase. It is something she has been looking for. She was happy when she fought Oliver but then subsequently he turned her down and she got all weird about it. She is unsure she has fallen for him or his sword. All Chela can advise is that she will come to find a new way to live and proof is that she is here and alive so it’s not a dream. So let’s make fun memories together, okay? Next day, Nanao is obviously too close to Oliver. Not that he hates it. Then some lesson from Garland about the current Spellblades and those who are trying to invent new ones to defeat existing ones. As they practice, Richard still wants to settle a score with Oliver. He agrees but Nanao wonders if he will lose on purpose because she feels it from him. Later Chela talks to Oliver that Richard is her childhood friend. Both were always compared to each other so he has developed that fear of losing his place. Soon a commotion as Katie confronts Snape Darius Grenville because he wants to kill that troll. He is not amused she is vouching for a life that would probably kill many if left to live. She claims she will convince it not to kill but he laughs at it and teaches her a lesson with this painful spell. Garland and Vera Miligan come to stop him as they tell him the investigations are still undergoing so the troll is still an important piece of evidence. Besides, right advocates are no longer a small group so you bet there is going to be trouble if this gets out. Grenville backs down for now. Oliver and Nanao get a challenge letter from Richard.

Episode 4
Katie is trying to talk to that troll. Yeah, even trolls can get depressed. However this has many students mock and badmouth her. Guy wants to give them a piece of mind but Oliver doesn’t believe it is worth it. Until those mockers continue to do so in Katie’s face, Oliver blows his top. Nanao and Guy join him to blow them away. Sure, they get detention but now almost everyone else is against them and this will affect their duel with Richard. When they head over to the colosseum to face him, Richard puts up a display of killing kobolds. Turns out they will not be duelling as Richard feels he will not get his deserved honour in that. Instead they will hunt kobolds brought into the ring and the one who kills the most kobolds wins. Obviously Richard is a veteran in that. Nanao gets mad and chastises everyone for enjoying such blood sport. She gets booed but she lives. This fight is not worth her blade. But chaos soon ensues because inside the kobold’s cell is a divine creature known as a garuda. Yes, it starts slicing everyone! From the looks of it, this isn’t part of the plan. Even the audience can’t run since the loose kobolds are attacking them. Richard gets scared and runs away. Only thanks to Nanao blocking the attack. Nanao and Oliver put up a gallant fight against this mad creature. Oliver gets injured and retreats to heal himself. He sees Richard cowering there. Richard can’t understand why they can fight that monster. Have they no fear? Well, Oliver does but can’t say for Nanao. That is why she has to help her to teach her what it means of being normal. Besides, Nanao was hoping to see him fight. Oliver returns to assist Nanao and they need to end this quickly. Oliver will be the diversion to create an opening for her. Just when things get desperate and Oliver going to allow the garuda to wound him, Richard is the one who returns to help prevent that. This allows Nanao to decapitate the garuda and end the madness. The duo thank Richard who reveals he wasn’t actually afraid to fight but rather the loss of being an embarrassment to his clan since they put high hopes on him. The duo continue to praise him with all the honours and consider him as a comrade in arms so I think it’s safe to say that they’re friends now. Or at least Richard won’t be holding such petty grudges against them.

Episode 5
The friends discuss about the garuda attack and basically it was an attack on conservatives who don’t want to give their rights to demi-humans. It could also be retaliation from demi-human rights activists for that troll incident. Hence this might spark a war but Kimberly won’t do anything about it since it happened in the labyrinth and they’ll view it as students having their little arguments. They shift their topic to praise how good Oliver was. So Chela wants to give him a victory kiss?! When Nanao learns about it, she gives him a quick one and wants one in return! Interrupted by Oliver’s cousin, Shannon Sherwood who is here to say hi. During Grenville’s magic class, some students have trouble with their experiments so Oliver was quick to help solve all of them before it blows up. This earns Grenville’s attention. He notes his talents but warns him to choose his friends carefully. Later Richard talks to Oliver to warn him about Grenville. This guy has a very shady reputation like stealing results from his students and publishing as his own. Oliver will soon get an invitation from him. Tempting but think twice before accepting. His friend also wants to talk to them. She is the one who pulled that troll prank on Katie. She did so since her family thinks activists like her are an embarrassment. However she didn’t think it would go out of hand. Katie continues to talk to the troll and to her surprise, he can actually speak. The troll warns her not to come here anymore. As Oliver and Nanao talk about the troll incident, it seems from Nanao’s point of view, the troll was trying to run away rather than going berserk. This opens up a new perspective for Oliver as he realizes Katie is in danger. Too late, she is kidnapped. The troll gives the description of that person. As they make their way, Oliver narrates about some past project about activists trying to make demi-humans smart so as they could have the same rights as humans. But the project was scorned by many. Perhaps someone is doing that secretly in Kimberly. Not surprisingly, it is Vera. She has kidnapped Katie to examine her brain for her talents (since she managed to get the troll to talk). Don’t worry, she’ll put it back and release her once she is done. Of course Oliver won’t allow that. Vera does some powerful magic that is easily dispelled by Oliver. She further introduces herself as a rights activist and wants to raise demi-humans’ status in society. Yes, demi-humans is her biology major.

Episode 6
Oliver and Nanao team up to fight Vera. She is formidable and can handle both of them at once. Even more so she has this magic eye whom they must avoid contact at all cost. Eventually Oliver realizes Vera has a hidden magic and Nanao might be falling for her trap. However Nanao severs that hand where that hidden eye is. Because Nanao is unaware of what she has done, Oliver deduces that her sword allowed her to break through some space-time and distance and cut her opponent first. So it doesn’t matter how fast the eye could travel because speed has no meaning in the face of that sword. He believes is a Spellblade that doesn’t match the existing ones and could be the seventh. In the aftermath after Katie is saved, she learns of Vera’s fate. She might have started out with good intentions but seeing Katie making to troll talk, she got greedier. Because the troll has showed some intelligence, it will not be disposed as a unique specimen. Katie is glad everything worked out and kisses Oliver and Nanao. Katie stays positive on the path she takes and this makes Oliver cry? Well, he is happy he got to protect somebody.

Later Grenville summons Oliver so as to clean up some students who died while doing some research. Oliver then questions him about the troll incident because he is not a biology teacher and yet he wants to get rid of it like as though he wants to bury some evidence. But he finds it odd Grenville is helping Vera. It seems Grenville wants to eliminate stupidity from mankind. To do that, he must find a way to change human intelligence. Thus he is planning to use the same techniques on humans but now he feels disappointed he won’t get demi-human samples. Oliver then changes his tone and asks for his alibi on a certain date. Grenville soon takes it that he is targeting him from the start. They fight but Oliver could see all the different future outcomes. Most end in Oliver’s death so he picks one that has him emerge victorious. After he slays him, he reveals he is the son of the woman he slew that night. Grenville is in shock not to realize he is her son. Yeah, they don’t do look alike so it worked in Oliver’s favour. Oliver then tortures him with various pains that he did upon his mom until he says the right word. That word is to end this so Oliver kills him. Big brother Gwyn and Shannon check on him and despite Oliver’s determination to use this special ability till it kills him, they note he only has very limited numbers to use it so don’t do so unless necessary. Like some weird cult sh*t, all the other comrades gather around as they coronate Oliver as their next leader. It seems their goal is to kill every last one of those traitors who betrayed and killed Oliver’s mom, Chloe. The remainders are: Vanessa, Frances Gilchrist, Enrico Forghieri, Demitrio Aristides, Baldia Muwezicamili and Esmeralda. But Oliver is left to remember Nanao’s words that swords wield out of revenge bring no joy but only those out of mutual love. Time to test whether if she is right.

Episode 7
Esmeralda and Chloe’s killers are having a discussion among themselves as they note Grenville has been missing for 4 months. It is safe to assume that he is dead. She wonders if one among them killed him or could it be a student. Either way, that person has made an enemy of her and will only regret their stupidity. One night, Pete wakes up and finds himself with boobs?! WTF?! Hence throughout the day, he is acting strange and telling his friends not to get near him, making them feel weird. Then there is Stacy Cornwallis and her attendant, Fay Willock who are relatives of Chela. They have been ignoring her ever since enrolling at Kimberly. Dustin Hedges will teach the students how to ride a broomstick. Apparently broomsticks are living things so they’ll hover close to you if they like you. There are many who like Nanao but it seems there is one stubborn broomstick Nanao takes a liking. In short, they hit it off as they ride wildly into the skies. This brings back memories for Oliver because his mom used to ride like that. The friends talk about Grenville who has been missing in the labyrinth (the official story) but are soon interrupted by Theodore (Chela’s father) who is here to teach them alchemy. Then the next class of magic engineering by Enrico, he has the students diffuse some bomb box but since time runs out, it explodes. Oliver protect Pete from the snakes but nothing fatal. Oliver then privately talks to Pete and from his action all day, he knows he has switched sex. Some phenomenon called reversi due to one unsure of their sexuality but because of that, best of both worlds means his spells are more powerful. Carlos heard it all and gives Pete and invitation. Oliver accompanies Pete into the labyrinth as Alvin leads them to a secret party that is a gathering of students having this reversi condition. The students mingle with each other to make each other feel more comfortable with their sexuality and this makes Pete feel a lot better. Although he won’t change rooms (for fear of being alone at Kimberly), maybe just a simple curtain to separate their beds.

Episode 8
Not sure what beef Tullio Rossi has against Pete but it makes the latter mad enough that during practice, Pete fights him with emotions and that made him lose. As he wants his friends teach him to get stronger, Oliver and Chela argue over which of their styles to be taught. Sorry Nanao, your input isn’t considered! Katie suggests they both teach him so they make a compromise. Tullio then comes up with a game to see who the strongest first year is. Each will be given a medal and the winner of the fight takes it. The 4 with the most medals move on to the finals. Evelynn Odets challenges Nanao and thinks as long as she can keep her distance and use her magic, it is an easy win. Too bad Nanao’s swordsmanship is way better than that as she takes this win easily. As Oliver is invited to have tea with Gwyn and Shannon, he stumbles into Ophelia who talks to him for a while. She warns him not to adventure too much and should be studying like a student. Meeting up with Gwyn and Shannon, they discuss if Nanao is the 7th Spellblade. Oliver has no proof but his guts tell him so. Even more so, the broom that chose Nanao belonged to Chloe. Oliver is confused about his obligations to help Nanao so Gwyn tells him to forget the complicating feelings stuffs and concentrate on being himself. On his way out, Tullio wants to fight him. They begin as Tullio dominates Oliver at first but eventually loses. So I guess he is out of the running. Oliver commends Tullio’s unique fighting ability and hopes he learns some basics to hone it further since his skills will soon hit its limit. He is telling him this since he envies him for his talent. Oliver views his own skills were not of product of his own talent. After that, Joseph Albright challenges Tullio and is going to take everything from him.

Episode 9
Pete is in pain. It seems the magic has not gotten used to his body in his female form so Oliver administers some pain relief. Pete then comes out to the rest of his pals. Chela then administers some magic in his womb to store extra magic. During practice, Stacy seems to have some beef with Pete. Try as he might, Pete couldn’t land a blow. He feels depressed but his friends note how much he has improved. Even Tullio offers his praise on his improvement. Only Stacy remains mad and now she is for Chela, thinking she taught Pete their basic style which in some way humiliates her. Huh? WTF is her problem? Katie then gets her own workshop in the labyrinth and brings her friends there. It seems she disagrees to the rate in which demi-humans are killed at Kimberly for nothing and wants to make a name for herself to change the rules and make this place a haven for fauna. Along the way, they meet a lot of strange labyrinth creatures, some traps and a weird group of students eating as much meat as they can? They’re the labyrinth gourmet club and they invite them to eat but they’ll pass. The friends heard stories of Kevin Walker as he got lost in the labyrinth of 6 months. By the time he surfaced, his funeral was already held! They also go to buy some ingredients for food before finally reaching the workshop. Looks like a really good place as a secret base. They have so much fun camping that Chela suggests giving their group a name. Nanao has everyone raise their swords and because it forms some sort of rose, from today onward they shall be known as Sword Roses.

Episode 10
Katie brings the troll now named Marco to join them. She got Vera’s help, though. A rude awakening from Pete since Vera’s chopped off hand has now taken a life of its own! Is this Thing?! Vera was the one who helped secured this workshop for Katie as she is interested to see her potential grow. As Sword Roses continue to explore the labyrinth, Stacy and Fay show up to challenge Chela and Oliver. But Joseph butts in and wants to make it 3 on 3 with Nanao. Fay thinks this is a good deal seeing Joseph is after Nanao and this will increase their chances in taking down Chela. As the fight begins, Oliver quickly goes to fight Joseph. This leaves Chela and Nanao to team up against Stacy and Fay. Joseph is able to decipher the kind of moves Oliver makes and thus his fighting style. Stacy reminisces about pleading to her uncle in keeping Fay as her servant who was supposed to be killed. Since Stacy wants to win so badly, Fay tells her to just order him so since she is his owner. With that, he turns into his true werewolf form. Chela realizes that Fay being a half-werewolf has some disabilities and that means being in extreme pain in this form. She cannot understand why she would make her partner feel so much pain just for this fight. More flashback showing Stacy has always wondered why her uncle never accepted her. Is it because she is not his true daughter? In that case she vowed to get her real dad back from them. She is jealous of Chela who has everything. Nanao reminds Chela about the wrong way she is showing her kindness. Since they are going all out to fight her, they too must fight at their full strength or it will be an insult to them.

Episode 11
Knowing that he can’t best Joseph, Oliver tries to drag out the fight and wear down his concentration. This pays off. Chela bests Stacy and this reduces the latter to tears. Hope she isn’t a sore loser. As Chela seeks an explanation why she always hated her, Fay admits it isn’t her fault to begin with. As Stacy is from a branch family, she thought by killing Chela, she would take her place. Obviously a silly theory that won’t work. Making it sadder is that Chela and Stacy share the same blood and are considered sisters but their family tradition doesn’t allow them to do so. And with irony, the harder Stacy works and excels more, the more father shunned her. Like as though it made him realize his own blood was inferior to Theodore. So all this was to show she was more talented than Chela to have Theodore accept her as his daughter but come to think of it, even if she was successful, that wouldn’t happen either. Nanao tells Stacy that it would be impossible for her to become Chela because she is not. Instead, she wants to be her friend and get to know her as Stacy. So now they’re friends? Okay. Now it is Joseph’s turn to tell his past. He had a servant girl when he was young. He always beat her in chess but she never gave up and studied until she beat him one day. Despite the loss, Joseph felt satisfied. But when he told his father about it, he got beaten up for half a day! His servant was never seen again and her entire family was rid of! That day he learnt that his victories do not belong to him along but his family. Thus he will not accept this loss as he summons killer bees to get them. The gang stays safe in Guy’s vines but it won’t last. Oliver has a plan but Chela also has an idea. That is to reveal her true form as she is half-elf. This allows her to use some advance magic that would’ve put a lot of strain on normal bodies. After the bees are taken out, Nanao faces Joseph. Time to make him taste what true defeat feels like. This is a fight between them and no family or gods can take this victory or loss. Eventually he loses but accepts it. So now he is friends too? As they return, magical beasts attack. Unfortunately, Joseph, Fay and Pete get kidnapped. When Oliver returns to report to the student council, they too already know about this as there have been many reports of such. They also know that Ophelia is behind this as she has been consumed by the spell.

Episode 12
Guy is impatient. Are we going to sit here and do nothing? Yeah. Seems like it. But it’s better than rushing in and lose their lives. Even when they go talk to some of the teachers of assistance, basically they’re saying that they can’t be of help and they have to figure it themselves. Hey, you were warned when you signed up at Kimberly. Now we have Chela wanting to head into the labyrinth herself as atonement or she can never face Pete again. Better to minimize their losses this way. Oliver wants to come but she wants to do it alone. He won’t approve of it. So he’s her father now? But now there is the issue of Katie and Vera. Katie has agreed to be Vera’s experiment assistant in exchange for her help. Once more, Oliver being Katie’s father or something to object to that even if Katie herself agrees to it. Vera warns that they have very slim chance in defeating Ophelia. But she can help train them to increase that chance by 1%. As Vera’s research depended heavily on Grenville, now that he has gone missing, her research has hit a dead end. That is why she is interested on Katie. Aside training them, she will help find Ophelia’s lair. As Vera takes Oliver, Chela and Nanao into the labyrinth, she explains more on Ophelia’s family. Basically they believe they are related to the succubus and attempted to create a perfect life form. They failed and the succubus is de facto extinct. As seen, a lot of mana is needed to create a chimera. Ophelia needing a lot of chimera, she could be trying to create something more terrifying. Thing is, the mana she specifically needs is the male sperm. Well, this is bad news because if she finds out Pete is a reversi, she might get rid of him. Meanwhile Gwyn and Carlos lead a small team into the labyrinth to find Ophelia. They bump into Kevin who has mapped a lot of the area and it lightens their work to find Ophelia. Our trio watch first hand as Vera teaches them the tactics on how to deal with tougher labyrinth monsters. This is the minimum they have to do if they want to get past it and save Pete. Essentially, their teamwork in different areas will play a key role in defeating the monsters. They arrive in the next layer of the labyrinth which is a forest.

Episode 13
Flashback shows Ophelia was always alone. Every guy she talked to went crazy. Until Carlos. More jungle adventures we see from Vera guiding Oliver and co. Then they come across a lord of a region. Vera talks to it to let them pass. However it shows hostility as she prepares to take it down. Luckily Nanao continues to talk with it and just like that it lets them pass. Apparently it is wounded and would like to avoid any more fighting. Plus, Nanao explaining about the aura and scent one gives out. Magical beasts can sense that so one must confront them with a calm and sincere heart. Well, too bad for that magical beast because it got decapitated by a chimera! Now we see the trio showing off the fruits of their training as they cooperate to make their first big kill. When they camp for the night, Vera asks Oliver why they are risking their lives to save Pete whom they’ve only known for a very short time. Oliver recounts the incident when Marco went berserk during the parade. Nobody would’ve blamed Pete had he run but he chose to stay and fight with them. Considering he comes from a magicless family, he must be the most scared among them. That incident marked the beginning of the friendship for Sword Roses. Another thing Vera points out is that she is interested about Oliver. No, not in the romantic sense! Unlike others, it seems he is a plain guy but when in battle, his fighting becomes equal as his comrades. So what made up that gap in talent? Don’t worry, she won’t pry further and is just concerned as his senior. Now that Joseph has awakened, he now understands Pete’s condition as he is not affected by Ophelia’s perfume. In this desperate situation, Joseph, digs out orbs hidden inside his own body (OUCH!) and gives them to Pete. OMG is he killing himself with this move? Oh well, perhaps better than being Ophelia’s guinea pig. Anyway he is entrusting his life to Pete to use this orbs when he sees fit to escape and get help.

Episode 14
Heading into the final layer, the land is a thick marsh. Vera teaches them how to walk on water and this in turn will be useful so they can evolve into walking on air. As they get going, Cyrus attacks them. They think he is after Ophelia’s research and since they just want to rescue their friends, they can join forces. Cyrus refutes that so Vera believes he wants to be Ophelia’s last visitor before her funeral. Chela manages to summon a chimera to keep Cyrus company as they use this chance to escape. As explained, when someone’s spell goes out of control, there will be a last person to witness their last moments. That person is called the last visitor and sometimes may be consumed by the spell. Now we see Ophelia’s flashback. When she first came to Kimberly, everyone stayed away from her because of her strong succubus perfume. Carlos was her only friends but Alvin tried his best to do the same. But each time he approached her, to avoid being seduced, he kicked his own crotch! Every. Single. Time. To a point where he doesn’t even react anymore. Sure, there are better methods to handle this but this pain is nothing in comparison with the hell she has lived with. Ophelia then soon joins his group who watch Kimberly that includes Tim Linton and Lesedi Ingwe. A shy Ophelia soon grows in confidence as she participates more often in the watch. However there are a group of students who still dislike her. So one day they confront her to accuse her of manipulating Alvin with her charms. Lies obviously. After calling her names, they hint that they will acknowledge her if she is stronger. That was when she hit the button of no return. She activated her spell to consume them. She became lustier and her body even more bodacious, radiating even more sex appeal. When Tim confronted her about this, he too became a victim and it made Alvin sad. The time is right for Pete as he bursts out from his cage. Once outside, he uses a flare in hopes of somebody noticing his position.

Episode 15
Everyone sees Pete’s flare. But the one who reaches him first is Oliver’s group. Naturally Pete breaks down in Oliver’s arms. He was scared all along. But put all that fear in the backseat for now. Because they’ve got psycho Ophelia to deal with now. As Ophelia claims she has reached the peak of a succubus, Vera tries to negotiate to let them go seeing it’s not like they want to interfere with her plans and that she can’t do anything with a reversi like Pete. Too bad Ophelia is no longer rational and locks everyone in her Grand Aria. In this world cut off from the rest, all the rules bend to Ophelia’s will. Also pulled into this Aria is Stacy. Everyone fights off her chimeras while Vera seemingly tries to piss her off about her failed love life. With Ophelia mad and attacking Vera, this is to let Ophelia see her magic eye and get petrified. Too bad it doesn’t work. Vera continues to mock her as Ophelia continues to pierce through her body. Oliver and the rest launch a final attack to kill Ophelia. But before Nanao could land the fatal blow, she sees Ophelia’s crying face and hesitates. She gets owned. Nanao realizes Ophelia is just a child and it’s against her policy to kill one. So we’re all screwed and going to die now? As Ophelia laments her love life, Alvin and Carlos break in. Carlos approaches Ophelia despite being beaten up. Carlos sings to end it all. As Carlos made a pact with Ophelia’s family, something about him having his male reproductive system remove since young and hence his voice ‘frozen’ at that point became resistant to any types of sexual magic. They both embrace and get consumed by the magic. Alvin says goodbye to Carlos. The survivors return to the surface and life returns to normal. Oh heck, this is already the norm for everyone. Oliver hasn’t forgotten his path of vengeance and believe he is still on the right track.

Live By The Spellblade, Die By The Spellblade
Sorry, no fairytale ending. At least for Ophelia and preventing it from being an outright tragedy as childhood friend didn’t let her die alone. I thought they might pull off that sort of ending of saving her but I guess the kind of grim and dark atmosphere this series has, it is a reminder of the dangers and risks that students will face as long as they are at Kimberly. And since Ophelia wasn’t part of Oliver’s group, I guess that’s okay. She won’t be missed. Hahaha! Sorry… Anyway, I’m glad it is all over. Any more of it and I too may be consumed by the magic madness known as confusion. Good grief.

To be honest, I am quite confused with the storyline and plot of this series. Yes, the light novel that this anime is adapted from is still ongoing and there are more chapters that have yet to be adapted. But as far as this anime version is concerned, personally I thought it was all over the place and somewhat directionless. I know it is not fair for someone like me who has not read the source material to be saying such things but oh well, you know how it is for people like me who don’t read. Yup, first impression counts and I would say that this anime did not really impress me. Even more so with the confusing plot. If I have to summarize what this show is all about, it would be simply about a group of friends attending a magic academy and having some sort of random adventures and fending off disbelievers who want a piece of them. Yeah. That.

For the most part, I would say this first season feels a lot introductory as obviously we are introduced to a lot of stuffs like the setting, terminologies and the characters. Oh boy, there are a bunch of characters and we’ll get to that later. The closest plot that got me interested was the one whereby Oliver’s true goal here is to avenge the death of his mom. So yeah, it’s like he has already created a hit list of all those responsible and will be taking his time to pick them out slowly one by one. Unfortunately as my guts would have told me a long time ago, this will not be the case for the rest of the series. That is why we have detours and other random side plots especially the season ending with some sort of rescue mission and turning busty buxom Ophelia babe into some misunderstood villainess. So yes, Oliver slowly carrying out his secret agenda would have been the more interesting plot that I was looking for in this series but I guess everything would have ended too quickly had Oliver did all that instead of biding his time to set things up and build rapport. I believe it is for the better for the overall story but in terms of my enjoyment, very unfortunately it took a nosedive. To think this season had a strange number of 15 episodes. But I guess those extra episodes didn’t do jack sh*t to improve my sentiments. My, how fussy I am, huh?

One thing that also impeded my enjoyment are the various terms they used here. I’m not saying they are tongue twisting but they sound so alien and it adds to my ‘torture’ and hence my brain don’t really start remembering them. WTF this weak excuse but yeah, here I thought only sci-fi genres I will have such problems but it turns out if a series is too much fantasy, looks like I have a problem with the terms too. But hey, at least I remember that tonitrus spell is. A basic spell of just shooting basic lightning! Yeah, they spammed enough of that for me to remember. Last and not least I want to point out if not all of you viewers would already have noticed, the setting of this fantasy world is heavily inspired by Harry Potter. Sorry, I’m not a fan of that fiction to make deep comparisons and analysis but it was enough for me to think if Harry Potter got an anime version, this was it. Only big difference is that the students aren’t placed in different houses! Yeah, Mashle already did that so… We have flying brooms here but no Quidditch as per copied in Mashle so…

Moving on to the characters, I am also primarily confused by them. Heck, there are a hell lot of characters here although mostly are minor. Thing is, the way they show them feels like they are as of importance but as far as this anime played out, it feels like it leaves more to be desired. Like that obnoxious Richard guy, it felt like he was going to be a thorn in Sword Roses’ side. Oh you know, he could be this anime’s version of Draco Malfoy. But after he got ‘tamed’, he fell into obscurity. Oh well, better he being a repented insignificant than some persistent annoying dick. And then there is that Tullio guy whom I am also confused with his intentions. But you know what? Anime already reaching its end so it doesn’t matter. While there are a few like Vera who seemingly play more supporting roles in later episodes, the rest just fail to impress at least at this point in time. So what about that Kevin dude who wanders the labyrinth by himself? Or Stacy being some jealous misguided relative of Chela? Or Carste who is always working from the shadows like as though she is Oliver’s shadow secretary. Too many unanswered questions in the end so I just screw it all.

It doesn’t help that the sextet of Sword Roses too don’t make much of an impact in my books. They are only so because well, they’re the main characters. So to sum them up, we have Oliver (typical main character with revenge guy), Chela (elf girl), Katie (beast girl), Guy (plant guy), Pete (trans guy) and Nanao (samurai girl). There. To put it bluntly. So yeah, the typical ingredient that as a group of besties, they do things and care for each other. So while it may look like some draggy affair, I suppose this way is better than rushing things so in later chapters we can vouch for them being close friends in times of crisis. We are also being enlightened briefly about some of their past but it is not enough to make me feel like I want to support them. It’s all bits and pieces that the light novel has probably done its part in fleshing them out later. But as I have said, as far as this anime is concerned, a lot is left much to be desired. Can we consider Marco as their pet mascot now? Sorry people, not cute like your Pokemon, Digimon or Hamtaro so please don’t be a racist. Heh.

Although the action bits are part of this series, sad to say that I am not impressed with it either. Yes, all those flashy moves and some spells to go with it to add some spice. But at the end of the day, our young heroes always end up victorious because it is in the script. And yes, a bit of blood and gore too although it won’t affect your wellbeing unless you’re a weak ass wuss. If there is one thing that I really dislike about such fighting sequences, they ramp up the volume of the sound effects. I thought it was my hardware problem but thankfully it is not. So unfortunately I have to annoyingly turn down my volume because the clashing and even the damn background music suddenly becomes very loud. I know, I know. They want to increase the tension and drama of the intensity of the scene. Too bad it just annoyed the hell out of me.

To further nit-pick, want to bet that Nanao is the 7th Spellblade or something? Oh don’t worry, I already Google it so I’m already spoiled. Thing is, this Spellblade thingy still feels confusing. At least to me. From what I understand, it is supposed to be some super move that cannot be blocked. Oh you mean like those special uncounterable moves in fighting video games? Must be so badass, huh? Yeah, like we seen Oliver’s case but I’m still left confused. Not awe. Just confused. So this is the invincibility of his Spellblade? Uhm. Whatever. And to think there are 6 known ones but nobody knows who they are. Then how the f*ck do they know?! It just feels so flimsy. Especially when I did my short Google search to find out more, it had to gall to state it is not known except for the fact that it ‘exist’! WTF. That sure killed my motivation to do any more research. Unfair to conclude so but yeah, whatever. And to think that I thought the Sword Roses would be the ones mastering the Spellblades but that’s just my fault for me to go so far and assume all that. Come to think of it, the anime title might have trolled us all. How is it the f*ck the reign of the 7 Spellblades?!

I have mixed feelings for the art and animation department. Well, at least for the most part it looks pretty standard with the characters looking like your conventional Japanese anime character. Also with the fantasy setting and Harry Potter influence, mostly the atmosphere of Kimberly feels dark and eerie. Well, we were warned about what this school is about and it isn’t going to be a walk in the park. Especially in the labyrinth where it is all mostly dark, what a way to hide all the visual shortcomings. Just kidding! But oh well, got to be pleased with all the special effects of magic during the action sequences. It’s more than just some flashy light show. Done by J.C. Staff, you know at least there is at least some quality assured with this veteran studio.

Voice acting is also rather okay. Nothing that impresses me much. Hearing a few recognizable voices like Ai Kayano as Ophelia, Hochuu Ohtsuka as Enrico and Satoshi Hino as Alvin did little to bright up my day for this series. The rest of the huge casts are Atsushi Tamaru as Oliver (Ayato in Gakusen Toshi Asterisk), Yuka Nukui as Nanao (Serina in Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha No Oukoku Saikenki), Misuzu Yamada as Chela (Koushi in Megami-ryou No Ryoubou-kun), Riho Sugiyama as Pete (Jessica in Kinsou No Vermeil), Shinsuke Sugawara as Guy (Kei in Flying Witch), Hitomi Ohwada as Katie (Ryouko in Machikado Mazoku), Ai Kakuma as Vera (Rossweisse in High School DxD), Atsuko Tanaka as Esmeralda (Motoko in Ghost In The Shell), Kaori Maeda as Stacy (Shizuku in Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai), Kazutomi Yamamoto as Carlos (Yumoto in Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Love), Makoto Furukawa as Joseph (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Hiroki Touchi as Grenville (Lily in Fairy Tail), Shouya Chiba as Richard (Ayanokouji in Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E) and Tastumaru Tachibana as Fay (Mori in The God Of High School).

Kenka by Kujira Yumemi featuring Mimizuku & Fukurou as the opening theme tries to sound dramatic and epic. Oh you know, it starts off quite grand to get you into the feel that this is going to be some great and big Hollywood-esque movie wannabe. Over the top orchestra strings and vocals, but the rest of the song just sounds pretty average to me. Then there’s the ending theme that is also sung by the same singer, Aim. Another epic and dramatic piece wannabe but with a slower pace and a bit of hip hop-like elements. Still doesn’t impress me, though. The better one is the special ending song for episode 7, Beyond Fate by Mion Yano. A string filled slow piece, it has medieval-like vibes which also suits the dark nature of the series and the powerful vocals give the song more impact.

Overall, I am not impressed with this series although it is only from an anime standpoint. The light novel is still ongoing and my guess is that there are more revelations over there than what has been adapted. So another season for a chance to change my mind? All I can say is that if you want to watch and enjoy this, you have got to be an enthusiast in the fantasy genre. Or else if you’re a casual viewer, you’re not going to appreciate what is going on. It just doesn’t have to be this anime but others that are heavily and deeply rooted in fantasy vibes. Need time and dedication to invest and understand the world. Otherwise, it will all be just pretty meh. At this rate this series won’t be more than just a Spellblade. It will just spell (its) doom! HAHAHA!!! Sighs. Sorry to end it with a bad pun.

Oh no. Not again. Looks like it is going to be a trend. Every season now is going to have at least one villainess anime. Oh you know, the kind where somebody obsessed playing a dating sim gets killed off and be reincarnated as that game’s main villainess. Oh boy. It’s like we can’t get enough of it. And so this season it is the turn of Higeki No Genkyou No Naru Saikyou Gedou Last Boss Joou Wa Tami No Tame Ni Tsukushimasu. Damn. Even the name is getting freaking longer. A mouthful for you to pronounce or scared your tongue will get twisted in unimaginable ways? Yeah, thank goodness we have Lastame as its nickname. Phew. But same ol’ formula of our reincarnated villainess trying to change her doom flag by doing charity and be a heroine. Yeah, can’t blame such people of not sticking to the script!

Episode 1
Look who died and been given the villainess treatment? Yeah, some girl so obsessed playing her favourite otome game, Our Ray Of Light (ORL), that she died in an accident. Now she is reborn as the first born princess of the kingdom of Freesia, Pride Royal Ivy. As we already know, she is the despicable villainess of the game. She crossed many paths and caused many hardships for her people until she was eventually killed by the main heroine and her lovers. So as she tries to talk to father, Albert about her sister, Tiara, it seems from the way he says things, the flow of the story is not following the game as she remembered. Pride explains about Freesia’s rule to ascend the throne and usually females helm that because of the power known as precognition. In the game, she correctly guessed Tiara as her sister very early on and this gave Pride to right to succeed the throne (at this point, both sisters have not even met and lived separately). It is Tiara who is ORL’s main heroine and she used her power to help the people unlike Pride who doesn’t even think much of it. Then she remembers something. Pride does a dangerous stunt to climb out of her window to yell Albert to not get into that carriage. Its broken wheel will soon cause his death. Her servants pull her back before she falls. Albert tends to a crying Pride as she notes if he wants to punish the servants for not stopping her, punish her instead since she acted on her own will. Pride treats everyone well, much to their surprise. Their views on her have improved. Pride thinks the story has changed since father is still alive.

But soon, Albert brings in a commoner, Stale who will from this day be Pride’s younger brother. He is in chains to prevent him from using his teleport powers. As a contract to make him subordinate to her will soon happen, Pride remembers the game in which she tricked an illiterate Stale to sign a contract to make him her absolute slave. She even lied about doing so to allow him to see his mom. That night Pride tries to free Stale with this key but he won’t accept it as he fears his mom will be punished if he escapes. Also, he is replaceable so it’s not point doing it. Hence he has resigned to his fate to be ordered around by her. After the ritual, Pride treats Stale very well like her real little brother. Having lots of fun every day until one day he collapses. Don’t worry, he’s just sick. As he still yearns for his mother, Pride could remember her atrocious self in the game forcing Stale to kill his own mother. She hugs him and feels sorry for him being separated from his mom. She promises to not hurt anyone as long as she lives. So in the event if she becomes an evil queen, she wants him to kill her.

Episode 2
In the original story, after Stale was forced by Pride to kill his mother, he wanted to kill her but couldn’t because of absolute obedience. With Pride continuing to mock him, he wanted to die than live this hell. However she ordered him he cannot take his own life and thus more hell for him. Stale wakes up from this dream but couldn’t remember much about it. As Stale continues to be sceptical of Pride since he wonders if she is afraid of something, Pride then ushers to give him something. It is a letter from his mom. She has made arrangements so he can at least write a letter to her once a month. This is must however be done in absolute secrecy. Stale breaks down and all his doubts on her blown away. He vows to repay all that with kindness and serve her for life. One day, he overheard Chancellor Gilbert Butler talking bad about Pride to a few men. Not sure what his problem is, Stale wanted to report this to the rest but realizes he won’t be heard. Hence the only way is to improve himself as he learns everything all that he needs to know. At this point he will accept nobody but Pride as the future queen. It is Tiara’s birthday as Pride and Stale meet the former’s sister for the first time. Pride still has this unsettled feeling in her heart because in the original story she is the heroine loved by everyone. But after interacting her and finding she is oh so cute and adorable, they’re like best sisters now. Pride makes a very moving speech that has everyone applauding. This has her mom, Queen Rosa announcing Pride as her successor. Later when Gilbert talks to Pride and congratulates her, it seems Stale can detect some sort of sarcasm from his words so he steps in to warn him. Gilbert then wants to talk about politics with Pride but her Albert knocks his head and takes him away. Too early for a young lady. While mother is happy with Pride’s change, she can’t help feel uneasy because in all her many predictions, she could only see a troubled future. Albert assures she will become a great queen.

Episode 3
3 years have passed. Pride notes that Stale does not have bitter memories of his mom and Tiara is living peacefully with them. It could be the story has changed. However there is something she needs to ascertain. For the first time she picks up a sword and spars with the instructor and easily defeats him. In the game, Pride as the last boss has this cheat mechanism in which she can masterfully imitate anything she watches once. This only proves that the story might be proceeding as usual and she might reach her guilty sentence sooner than expected. Pride and Stale go to visit the royal knights. However only the vice, Clark Darwin is here to greet her as the captain, Rodrick Beresford is away on a sudden joint training with his newbies at the border of a neighbouring country. As Pride continues to observe the knights in training, suddenly a distress message from Rodrick that rebels opposing peace between the nations started attacking Rodrick’s group. No casualties but many are injured. Pride takes this chance to assume commanding role. Her priority is to save her people so she has Stale use his teleport abilities to transfer medical supplies and ammo. All is going well until Pride foresees a vision in which the unstable cliff top will crumble, killing many on both sides. She orders their retreat. Everybody does but why is Rodrick still there? Turns out he is trapped among the rubble. With the outnumbering rebels relishing to kill him, Rodrick is going to die with honour. However his son, Arthur (WTF he looks like some street urchin?!) barges in and cannot accept this. While he screams his head off, Rodrick can only note the inevitable. He will still die but at least he will go out like a true knight. Arthur is in despair as he pleads for the knights to save his father. Pride has no choice as she will enter the battlefield. A reluctant Stale teleports her after she promises to return safely. Once arrive, oh damn, it’s like she really activated her cheat code and destroys all the rebels with her swordsmanship and gun totting skills! OMFG!!! Unbelievable! Flawless victory! Then she catches the mastermind and has Rodrick cling onto him tightly. Then she whispers in his ear to do something if he wants to get out of this alive. He is forced to since the cliff is now crumbling.

Episode 4
In the original story, when Rodrick died, Pride called his actions foolish and didn’t care for his death. This made Arthur angry that everyone was expendable to her. He vowed to take his father’s place and exact revenge. Now Pride and Rodrick still lives thanks to the mastermind’s ability to summon rocks and protect them. With everyone relieved, however Rodrick still has tons of questions to ask Pride. So after arranging for a private audience, he asks several questions like how she got here and how she knew of the events. But in the end, he chastises her for acting recklessly and denying the honourable deaths the knights have lived for. Hence she should not have acted for their sakes. While she admits that is true, she also tells him to STFU. Because he was not the only one she rescued. Imagine if he dies, how many more in the future will die without his protection. Even they are knights, they are still people of her country and as such, lives for the sake of her people. All in all, she also apologizes for her actions. Clark then sincerely thanks her for saving Rodrick because they would’ve lost a precious friends. The other knights also get down on their knees to do the same. This in turn leads Arthur to do the same but he also admits he has a special power but not used because it was deemed fit for a knight. He has regretted for being a useless person who can’t save his dad. But after Pride’s heroics, he vows to train and improve. He wonders if he can become honourable like his father. Pride is confident he can. But upon knowing he is one of the main characters in the game and the one who overpowered Pride in the end, he whispers to him if she ever betrays the people, do not hesitate to slit her throat. Pride then attends to an emotional Rodrick who thanks her for saving him as he gets to see his family and friends. Arthur is confused with Pride’s words but vows to protect her and make her stay on the right path.

Episode 5
Arthur has always admired his father from young and even harboured ambitions to be like him. He trained hard with him and was happy that his special powers awakened although it seemed it was more suitable for farming. However many others didn’t think so and just like that he decided to give up his knight dream and become a farmer?! What the hell?! But thanks to Pride’s recent actions, he decided to return to his old dream again and pick up the sword. For the first time in many years as he does so and trains with Rodrick, he bests his father. Rodrick realizes he has more talent than him. Pride makes a surprise visit to the knights’ base and everybody swarms her like a celebrity. She is here to return Rodrick’s coat. Arthur is caught by surprise that she is here and now he’s acting like a shy boy. Surprisingly, Stale wants Arthur to be his training partner. The buzzword to get stronger must really resonate with him. Back home, Stale and Arthur start their sword spar. Naturally, Arthur bests him. This has Stale wanting Arthur to take the knight exam and become a royal knight as soon as possible. Arthur is confused since he doesn’t see why Stale is being supportive of him. It is all to protect Pride. He reveals that recent battle was Pride’s first. Although Pride is stronger than all of them now, there will be a time she will reach her limits. Stale believes Arthur will be one who will become stronger than her and protect her. After all, Pride will continue to do reckless stuffs and it’s like she is afraid of something. Stale adds they are both the same. If Stale is the shield to protect Pride, then Arthur is the sword. Arthur may not get it all but he agrees to it. They will help and teach each other. Yeah, now they’re like best friends already.

Episode 6
Rosa summons Pride and Ivy because since they have some info on that mastermind. He is Val and has been involved in kidnapping of knights in a neighbouring country. As the future queen, Rosa wants Pride to pass her first judgment on Val. Pride realizes this is to test her capabilities so she confronts Val and reads to him all his wrongdoings. And as for what sort of punishment to be exacted, she notes the various options and its consequences. Then she lets Val speak on how he wants to be executed. Because he doesn’t want to die and will go so far as to serve her, she has him sign a Fealty Contract with her. This means she cannot disobey her and any other rules set in the contract. But later, she releases him from that contract but imposes a few conditions. A shocking one being putting Tiara’s safety above hers. Pride’s decision to release him is because it doesn’t make sense for him to be her subject. Since he wanted to live, she wants to give him a chance to do that. Tiara takes this the wrong way and thinks she is weak as she thought Pride as the future queen should be the one who needs more protection. Pride apologizes for making her feel that way but this is what she feels right now and she loves her as much as she loves Stale. She wants to be their big sister till the very end. Pride and Ivy go watch Stale and Arthur train. Then they go pick flowers as reward for their hard work. In return, the guys also make beautiful wreaths for the sisters.

Episode 7
After 2 years, Arthur is now officially a royal knight. Gilbert seems to be pestering Pride to approve some law that would mandate people to report their special ability. However Albert takes him away to talk. Pride and Stale go to eavesdrop and it seems Gilbert’s wife, Marianne is dying of an incurable illness. Gilbert has played his part and done all he can and looks like he cannot wait any longer. That is why he is desperate to find one that heals. In the game, Gilbert is a secret character and his ability is to manipulate his age. Obviously Pride used him for her own gains until he is no longer useful to her. He worked under her in exchange for her promise to enact a law to find a special ability user who could heal his wife. Although the law was enacted, Marianne died. As a result of some virus, Gilbert became stuck as an old man and all those with special abilities became slaves of Pride or be executed. Next day, Gilbert is missing. Pride then remembers today is the day Marianne dies. They manage to find Gilbert trying to hire thugs to find anyone with the healing ability. The thugs try to pull a fast one but Pride and Stale to the rescue. Pride tells him of the tragedy. Flashback shows Gilbert meeting Marianne who is the daughter of a count. As she was always confined to her room, she secretly snuck out. They enjoyed their time together until she revealed she already has a fiancé. In 4 years where she turns 16, she will have to marry her fiancé. A few weeks later, Gilbert’s ability awakened. He promised to come back for her and worked her to be Rosa’s chancellor. Now with higher status, he was able to get Marianne’s hand in marriage. That happiness is short-lived as she is struck with the disease. She accepted her fate and was happy with all the times spent with him but apparently he wasn’t.

Episode 8
Stale is willing to cut down Gilbert seeing Marianne is the root of all evil. However Pride stops him. Stale is shocked that even in such times, she is going to forgive Gilbert. After that, Pride rushes to get Arthur because she needs him to use his power that would change his life forever. And she is unsure whether it will work or not. Arthur will do as she says since she saved him so he is willing to lay his life down for her. As Gilbert is distraught that Marianne is moments away from death, Arthur uses his ability to heal her. And just like that she is no longer at death’s door. Pride notes Arthur’s power to heal not only crops but all living things. This realization will not happen in 5 years but now she has changed the course of the story. Hope it will be for the better. A very grateful Gilbert is willing to accept any punishment as he admits all his wrongdoings. While she cannot forgive him for all that he has done, she cannot entire blame him either. She wants him to disclose it to her parents and since he is distraught that no one will pass judgment on him, she will have Marianne and his maids forget about today. They are to devote themselves to serve the country for the rest of their lives. Pride remembers in the original game, since Gilbert is able to manipulate ages, he will end up with Tiara even after everyone has long passed on. Gilbert vows to serve the nation till the end of his life. Back home, Stale wonders if Arthur will change profession seeing his power is more suited to be a doctor but Arthur remains steadfast to be a knight. Arthur knows Stale has been holding all in and allows him to vent out his frustrations. Uhm, pillow fight? Oh, they’re throwing clothes and stuffs too. Basically, Stale still hates Gilbert for everything and blames himself for failing to protect Pride. Arthur disagrees because he has been protecting her ever since and even supporting her. Since he cannot be always protecting her, that is why Arthur is here to help. Both renew their vow to get stronger. While Stale is still sore about Gilbert, can’t ruin this happy party since Gilbert officially announces his marriage to Marianne.

Episode 9
On the way back, Pride and co are shocked to see Val collapsed in the streets. They bring him back to question him and he seems very reluctant to tell. Of course because he is still under Fealty Contract, he is forced to spill the beans. Apparently there’s a couple of kids, Kemet and Sefec who have been kidnapped for trafficking. He pleads for help although he doesn’t want theirs. Pride further infuriates him as she places him under house arrest. Pride will of course help him since in this context he has come all the way to seek her help. Later they visit his room (all trashed up to vent out his frustrations), he remains stubborn he doesn’t need their help. This has Tiara ask why he wants to save them. So that he could live off them comfortably. Pride wonders if he wants to use those kids as his own slaves because of the contract. I guess it is all too much for Tiara to handle so Pride has the guys escort her back while she further talks to Val. He claims his shame is the main cause of preventing him to seek her help. In that case, does his shame take priority over their lives? No. She then has him explain how he met the kids and it seems they think he is someone safe to stay with and has followed him everywhere he goes. Val also explains some of the special abilities they have. Seeing Val’s parents abandoned him and he couldn’t care less for his men who died at the cliff, Pride poses the question if Kemet and Sefec died. Who he care about it? He claims he hates thinking about it and then starts beating himself up. He even blames Pride for not executing him then. He would not have experienced such pain had he died. He starts crying and getting emotional as Pride hugs him. She too gets emotional as she realizes Val cares for these kids. Something that is precious to him other than money or his own life. Only, he doesn’t know of such concept and that is why he is suffering like this.

Episode 10
Val delivers some replacement to the traffickers and offers himself by demonstrating he is a special user. Obviously they tie him up too and have no intention of keeping their word. Of course this is all part of the plan to infiltrate their organization. Gilbert turns the rest into kids and with fake aliases, they will infiltrate the cells to free all the kidnapped kids. So yeah, easy for Stale to teleport some baddies back to the cell at the capital so the knights can interrogate them of their hideout. Val leads Stale to various cells so he could teleport the kidnapped to safety. Meanwhile Pride and the rest are being thrown in another cell and as luck would have it, Kemet and Sefec are here. You can tell it’s time since they can’t stop worrying about Val. When a guard tries to shut her up, Kemet uses her water ability to blast him away. Why didn’t she use that previously? Stale stumbles upon a special prisoner. It seems Powell is isolated from the rest because of his zapping electricity powers that he cannot control. He is also mad that everyone has ostracized him because of that and has no faith in living. Stale can relate a lot to him. Despite getting burnt by his zapping, he still pushes forward to try and save him. That is why Pride would have done since that was how she saved him. Stale further gives him hope the country will change under Pride. Powell is shocked with his persistence until his zapping stops. Once Stale teleports him away, he collapses. The royal knights arrive as they fight the bandits and rescue many more. But they are faced with the boss who can manipulate chains and he holds Val as hostage. How to fight against this dirty trick? Well, Pride initiates her cheat code! She slices through his chains with only a sword and deflects his bullets! Boss wants to take everyone down with him but Pride won’t kill him to dirty her hands. She lets Alan do the honours instead. But it isn’t over yet as somebody is bombing the place.

Episode 11
When Val finds Sefec, it seems Kemet is trapped behind the rubbles. Val’s power is unable to clear the huge rubbles so he starts digging. He is so furious, so desperate that he doesn’t want Pride to order him. Though, she orders him to let the rest get away safely. Outside, Pride rues she doesn’t know what happens next as this wasn’t part of the game. With Sefec desperately trying to get back in and the guards stopping her, Arthur notices something. Soon, Pride returns to Val. Although Kemet is still alive and is visible via the small hole of the rubble, Pride tells Val to hold Kemet’s hand and then to use his powers. To his surprise, the entire cave now changes its shape. This allows Kemet to be freed as they head back outside. It seems Arthur has deduced that Kemet’s power is to amplify the powers of those whom he touched. Because Sefec’s water ability is now like a pea shooter compared to when she blasted the baddies then. It seems the true perpetrators hiding via invisible balloon drop more loads of bombs. Sefec falls off the broken cliff so Val saves her and falls to his death instead. As usual, life flashes before his eyes. An orphaned who stole and picked fights to live, until the day he met his match and became a subject of Pride. Then as he rebuilt his life, he stumbled upon Sefec and Kemet who were also bullied. He didn’t care for them but as the kids were around him, others dare not bully him. They continued following him as he even gave them their current names based on their estimated age (so Val is Egyptian?). Then they started living together although Val stops short of calling them a family. One day, that chain boss kidnapped the kids and told Val to bring more if he wanted them released. He couldn’t fight back because of Pride’s orders. Now he believes despite all the hardships, life wasn’t so bad after all. To his surprise, Pride comes diving down to save him. Then she summons Stale to teleport them back up. Easy. Val is emotionally reunited with the kids.

Episode 12
Everyone is safe although the perpetrator is still not found. Investigations are still ongoing. With Val returning way faster from a delivery trip to another country, this has Pride wanting to appoint him as the royal express delivery. She also promises to create a school for his kids. She will not force him and the choice is his. So why is she surprised when he agrees to it? Wasn’t it her offer in the first place? He further shows his loyalty by kissing her feet and teases her by licking it! Hey, he is not allowed to hurt her so this is fair play. He also has something to say to the rest of the boys that make them feel embarrassed with this adult talk. Later Arthur spars with Gilbert and can’t best him. Initially Stale turns down his offer to duel him too but after being mocked, he joins Arthur to take this cocky guy down. Well, they still can’t. Val returns from another delivery to see this. He thinks they’re all fighting over Pride now. Val then mistakenly takes Pride’s hand instead of Kemet, shocking Stale and Arthur. That zapped the motivation out of them. Kemet wonders if Val hates Pride because he thought he likes her. He just says things are just the way it is. His face is red when he says that. Pride cheers on Stale and Arthur. Embarrassed at first, they convert it into power and finally defeat Gilbert. Later the boys talk and again they’re blaming themselves for their shortcomings in not being able to do something to protect Pride in that cave. The other would disagree otherwise. In the end, they’re glad to have each other around. Both remember how much Pride has done for them and so they vow to become even better people than they are now. They’ll protect Pride even more.

Pride & Last Boss Prejudice
Yes, yes, we get it. You guys want to repay Pride so much for what she has done to save you. We understand all that so can you stop reminding-cum-spamming us with all that resolve of yours? Well, maybe it is good to have such vigour to show that they haven’t lost a sliver of that motivation but sometimes I fear they are going to declare that vow so much and then fall a bit short like that rescue mission and then start beating themselves they should’ve done better. Well come on. You’re just kids. Even Pride. Yes, she’s exceptional. You don’t have to match that. Just be yourself and do what you can. I believe Pride will still accept and praise you for your efforts. Just don’t turn this into a tragedy. Like the first word of this series’ title. Heh. And where’s the big bad villain for the next plot who is supposed to show up in the end for a cliff-hanger?! None? Oh well, need to keep that positive high spirits till the end.

To be honest, I wasn’t the least bit excited in watching the whole thing. Yeah, so why the heck am I watching it? To see how similar it is to Hamefura and all those other similar animes that have been adapted. Yes, that is the ever strange reason for me to check this out. So it wasn’t really surprising that Pride is trying to change her villainess character to avoid her doom and there are no twists and turns in the story about it. Which makes the whole experience somewhat boring seeing Pride is now taking on the role of the heroine in trying to change herself and ultimately her kingdom for the better. Which is the whole plot of this season. Can this be considered world building then? Of course deep into the season, you won’t even feel like it is part of the game anymore as Pride has made so much changes to herself, that she is walking through uncharted territories. Sure, that faint possibility that she might turn evil for whatever reasons. I’m sure if that ever happens, all the bonds and goodwill she has created during those foundation years would pay off as now it is everyone’s turn to repay her kindness and save her. Thus avoiding that death fate. Oh wow. Even I can write for this genre too!

The characters are pretty basic and as expected from this kind of genre. No real surprises. Even villains when given a chance will turn over a new leaf because they’re not as evil as the Demon Lord and as humans they too can make a change. Pride leading this example all the way. Of course as viewers we would already know that because she has played the game, she knows the routes like the back of her hand. Then the basic formula of trying to change all that to save herself and ultimately the other characters whom in the game have exploited and manipulated so much that she would’ve been a fitting bride for the Demon Lord! No, wait. Make that the Demon Lord reincarnate herself! Ah yes, and so Pride turning into the best queen the kingdom will have might be a good thing for the people. But it is just freaking boring to us viewers at least to yours truly. But hey, have to admit that at least Pride isn’t as annoying as a retard as Catarina!

To have Pride stand out and as I put it, plot convenience, she is made to have this last boss cheat code that allows her to do superhuman stuffs and abilities whenever the going gets tough. But thankfully this is not spammed throughout the series and it is mostly by Pride’s own charm and confidence in her words that assures the one she speaks through to put their beliefs in her. In a way, I can’t call out Pride for cheating since it is by her own effort that she has helped changed her subjects. Despite she has been totally helpful in making her people love her, I’m sure she can’t be 100% flawless as there will be some whom she has accidentally stepped toes on. Yeah, so where’s the next villain so we can elevate Pride into a heroine status? Not this season.

One thing I want to note that is strange about this world is that despite being a fantasy one and with magic, there are no monsters or such fantasy beasts to be seen. At least we are not shown them because the series mainly focuses on Pride’s feats and other good deeds. Therefore it was a bit a strange experience for me to watch this series under such a genre but with no dragons or monsters to slay or fairies in sight. Yeah, I guess the true monsters are humans, eh? Which feels like this whole series like a Victorian setting but with a bit of magic. On a trivial note, the game’s abbreviated name feels like a funny meme. ORLY?! OH REALLY?! Sorry, I just wanted to quip that.

From the way I look at it, this isn’t going to turn into some sort of cheesy reverse harem series like in Hamefura. At least it is not so obvious. So far Stale and Arthur are the running mates but as far as I can see, they are playing supportive roles to help Pride rather than fighting for her hand in marriage. The thoughts and worries on their mind are mainly about how they could protect and repay the person who saved them and gave them a new lease of life. In this context, it feels much better so we don’t have those reverse harem shenanigans that would’ve cheapen the whole experience. If those 2 or too kiddie for you, then Gilbert and Val have a manlier feel. As ex-criminals, Pride’s kindness have turned them over a new leaf so they too like Stale and Arthur, will be lending their support to their princess and future queen. And as adults, they get to do kissy stuffs. Oh you know, showing their loyalty by kissing her bare feet! Yes, it also to make Pride blush like hell so that we can squeal over how cute she looks when totally embarrassed! So maybe when Stale and Arthur have grown up a little bit more and their teen hormones start kicking in, maybe we’ll have those harem shenanigans. Right now, the kids are too young to be in any sort of adult romance!

And the most side-lined character goes to… Tiara! Ah yes, originally the heroine of the game when Pride was the antagonist. Now she has been relegated to a useless side character and it feels like she is only around to look cute. I am afraid and fear that because of Pride’s greatness and achievements, this might exacerbate Tiara’s fragile emotions of feeling useless. Hence she would slowly turn into the real villainess and antagonist of the whole story! Didn’t see that one coming, did you?! But I feel that won’t come to being and even in the remote chance it would, the loving sisterly bonds will help bring her back in no time and all that drama will die down and become a distant memory like as though it has never happened in the first place. Yeah. But really, in this context where Tiara’s role and character has been relegated so much, she feels negligible. Even Maria the supposed heroine in Hamefura became friends with Catarina and had a reasonable amount of screen time. Tiara is now like the cute little sister of the protagonist. That is all.

Art and animation are pretty standard affair with everybody looking pretty good like your typical anime bishoujo and bishonen characters. Nobody here looks that ugly. Not even the bandits. They make have the looks of a typical bad guy but they don’t look that ugly. The other thing that I can take comfort in is that this series has no CGI! Or at least there are none that I noticed. After all, there are no monsters in this series and thus don’t have to showcase those lame CGI effects. I don’t know, I feel that sometimes studios use this to test out their CGI. Yeah, now I got no bad CGI factor to b*tch about! This series is done by the relatively new OLM Team Yoshioka whose only previous work is Fantasy Bishoujo Juniku Ojisan To.

Voice acting, didn’t expect to recognize a few whom I know such as Junichi Suwabe as Val, Hiroki Yasumoto as Rodrick, Koji Yusa as Gilbert, Hiro Shimono as Alan and Kikuko Inoue as Rosa. Unfortunately I did not for Haruka Tomatsu as Tiara. Yeah, it’s been a while since I heard her so I’m starting to lose touch. The other casts are Ai Fairouz as Pride (Power in Chainsaw Man), Maaya Uchida as Stale (Rikka in Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai), Junya Enoki as Arthur (Nasa in Tonikaku Kawaii), Toshihiko Seki as Clark (Senketsu in Kill La Kill), Toshiyuki Morikawa as Albert (Naraku in Inu Yasha), Mao Ichimichi as Sefec (Bada in ClassicaLoid), Shizuka Ishigami as Kemet (Mito in Shokugeki No Souma) and Reina Ueda as Marianne (Ariel in Mushoku Tensei).

Somehow I just feel that the opening theme, Kyuuseishu by Tsukuyomi just doesn’t fit the series. This is some fast paced rock piece and I thought it would’ve been the kind of song that would go with series like BanG Dream. I also feel the singer’s voice sounded one kind. With the song at a frenzied pace, it is like as though like they’re trying to hurry and finish the song. Personally, it isn’t a bad song but still not my cup of tea. The ending theme, Pride by ChoQMay fares slightly better since it is a slow-moderate pop piece. Also, I find the singer’s voice to be one kind. Sounds a bit close to Nano Ripe…

Overall, I am not really impressed with this series and even more so coming from this genre. Everything is within expectations and predictable. The characters and the story as well as the art direction (must always have good looking people in fancy clothes, right?). So it’s a bit of a bore unfortunately. Oh dear, is this going to be the second most abhorred genre after isekai?! I don’t know. Time will tell. And as you could guess by the time of this blog, there has already been another villainess anime out airing. Yeah, we can’t really get enough of those, huh? While it is great that our main characters turned heroines from villainess are trying all they can do cheat death, my take is that as long as this genre keeps churning out such shows every season, they too can keep avoiding death as long as possible. Better be alive and sh*tty/crappy/garbage than dead and all forgotten.

Mushoku Tensei S2

23 February, 2024

At first I was in a dilemma whether to wait for the whole season to come out and binge it at one sitting or should I just watch the first half first. Well, that’s the problem when the much anticipated Mushoku Tensei S2 decided to split itself into 2 cours. And yeah, at this point it is safe to say that I have chosen the latter seeing the flurry of animes that I wanted to watch so I just needed to get this out of the way first to ‘lighten the load’. Even more so the next part only comes out 6 months later! Holy sh*t! Am I going to wait half a year for the rest of the second half to come out so that I could watch it at one go or at my leisure? No way! I’m not that patient anymore! I’ll deal with this first half first! HAHAHA!!!! Sighs…

Episode 0
Well, not a recap episode! Thank goodness! So where has the wing brought Sylphiette? Looks like the kingdom of Asura. Just in time as she crashes into a monster boar and saves Ariel from certain doom. So as Sylphiette wakes up in a room, Ariel tells her that her hometown is no more and all whom she knows are scattered or dead. Instead of punishing her for trespassing the palace, Ariel makes Sylphiette her bodyguard. Do so and she promises to find her family and friends. With a new pair of shades also comes a new name: Fitz. Ariel along with Fitz and Luke attend a party by Lord Pilemon. Attending it too is her half-brother, Grabell Zafin Asura. You can tell the siblings don’t like each other. After all, Grabell is the heir to the kingdom. As many suspect Fitz to be shady (she doesn’t even speak), some try to communicate with her but this makes her panic and clumsy. Almost caused a scene had not Ariel’s quick thinking of singing before the crowd to distract them. Later Grabell talks to his friend, Darius Silva Ganius about Ariel’s popularity. Because of that, she is in a way a threat his succession for the throne. Darius hints of taking action so Grabell leaves it to him. Fitz continues to learn and be by Ariel’s side. However, because of the constant nightmares she heard she has, Ariel offers her to sleep together to ease it. Sorry to get your yuri hopes up because she’s just teasing Fitz. Ariel hopes she can ease Fitz’s problems since she is grateful the day she came into her life. In fact, she saved her. Both girls feel at ease as they sleep. But deep in the night, Fitz notices someone looking at them! Oh sh*t! This is not horror movie! Turns out to be an assassin trying to kill Ariel. Thanks to Fitz’s quick reflex, she manages to defend and fight back, even blowing the assassin out of the room. Not sure if that scantily clad babe is dead but the threat is over. Fitz is slightly injured from the poison but it isn’t fatal. She is cured in no time. This leads to a discussion with Pilemon that there are enemies in the palace. Who knows when they’ll strike again. Hence he suggests she flees. Ariel is forced to accept reality. She is going to forge ties with foreign dignitaries and her time. When it is all right, she will return as ruler of her kingdom. She relieves Fitz of her duties since she coerced her into this and failed to keep her promise. She will not burden her anymore. But Fitz wants to stay with her because she considers her as her friend. She wants to follow her on her own free will. Ariel makes the journey across the snowy mountains with Fitz and Luke.

Episode 1
Rudy is travelling and he is so depressed that Suzanne had to ask why he has been sighing. Yeah, he doesn’t feel like answering and this rudeness makes Sara lash out at him. So you want an answer? He claims he is looking for his mom who was a victim of that mass teleportation incident. Well, that sure dampens the mood a whole lot more. Suzanne tries to cheer him up by telling about the northern countries that they are heading to. Upon arrival at Basherant, Rudy continues to be depressed. So much so he wants to deregister his party and take a dangerous job alone. This is when Suzanne invites him to join hers. Obviously Sara not happy but Suzanne takes him to meet the rest of her party, Counter Arrow that includes Timothy, Mimir and Patrice. These guys are nice fellows but of course Sara once again doesn’t really like Rudy. So why he keeps staring at her? Well, in a way her personality is quite similar to Eris. The quest begins with Timothy casting his spell to take out the monster grizzlies. But then Rudy feels something is wrong as he puts his ear and listens to the ground. Suddenly everyone is surrounded by other grizzlies. The best option is to retreat but they are surrounded on all sides. Rudy is willing to die, seeing he thinks he will lose everything anyway. However he is saved by Suzanne. Then he watches the rest fight tooth and nail with all they’ve got to survive. At first he is puzzled why they are struggling so hard but then he realizes the answer has been obvious to him all the time. Rudy now gets his mojo back as he summons the biggest fireball and destroys all the grizzlies. In the aftermath, Suzanne thanks him otherwise they’ll all be dead. In contrast, Rudy thanks her for letting him join her party. When they return to the guild to claim their reward, many are not happy with these outsiders. Until Timothy buys them all drinks since this is their first success. And just like that everybody changes their tune to love them! Even more so when they make Rudy the star of the team. Later Rudy reminisces how Roxy took him in and taught him everything. He still has those things and cannot betray her teachings. Despite far apart, he is not alone and he has had it worse than this before. He stops moping and burns Eris’ clump of hair to move on. Still keeping the panties, though.

Episode 2
Rudy buffs himself up and offers to help others. This is to build up his reputation in hopes his name will reach Zenith. He continues to join Counter Arrow on their quests. This time, collecting scales dropped by snow drakes in some cave. Suddenly the place is swarmed by them so everyone fights back. But halfway into that, they are usurped by Soldat Heckler as he and his Stepped Leader party finish off the rest. When Timothy tries to thank him, Soldat punches him, thinking they were taking his prey. Apparently their quest was exterminating snow drakes infesting in a different cave. However it seems the caves somehow linked up and thus this misunderstanding. When Counter Arrow is back celebrating, a drunk Soldat comes to apologize. However he calls out to Rudy and his fake smile because those eyes are always looking down on others, like as though he is the one who got it worst. He hates brats who is running away from something. Since it all rings true, Rudy can do nothing but sit there and give his fake smile. Soon, Rudy learns that a quest by Counter Arrow has gone awry. Mimir is dead and Sara missing. The rest are feeling guilty for abandoning them and can’t do anything to save them because of the stormy blizzard. Well, guess what? Rudy sets off on this journey alone. His magic clears the blizzard sky! Then as he looks for Sara through the forest, he thinks about Soldat’s words, wondering if this is all just part of his redemption to make himself feel better. Then he finds Mimir’s corpse and some accessory belonging to Sara. Assuming she is dead? Well, looks like she is not but held captive by some monster tree? Had it not attacked Rudy, he might not have found her and gave away her location. Rudy saves her and then heals her up in a cave before they return home. When they return, Counter Arrow learns of Rudy’s heroic deeds. But Suzanne lashes out at Rudy for doing something so reckless. Ironically this time, it is Sara who comes to Rudy’s defence. Timothy is grateful and wants to repay him but Rudy claims they are the ones who saved him and have done a lot for him. Especially the strange feeling of saving Sara, he felt like he was being saved instead. Hence Rudy wants to call it even.

Episode 3
What has changed? Rudy working more frequently with Counter Arrow. He is getting more popular. Sara getting closer to him and talking more. Wow. She’s really this close to him. Uh huh. Even inviting him out for a date! He’d be a dumbass not to accept! During all that, she’s been sending strong signals to him. Very strong. In fact, she wants to go back to his place. Instantly get on the bed and allows him to do anything he wants! Not a trap! Oh yeah! We’re going to have sex! OMFG! SEX!!! But wait… Something is wrong… OMFG you kidding me?! He can’t get it up?! HOLY SH*t?! Don’t tell me he is impotent?! Or ED! Because of that, Sara leaves. She claims she is only doing this to repay her debt to him and she’s not into him or anything. Why does she sound like a tsundere? Why does she sound so disappointed. Oh well, back to square one since Rudy is back being depressed. So as Soldat comes to mouth him off as usual, Rudy punches him as he pours out his woes of being dumped. He even wants Soldat to punch him back but at this point, it’s so freaking awkward. What has a cocky guy got to do but listen to his problems. Basically, Rudy is still sad Eris left him right after they did their first time. Soldat can try to help him out and that is bringing him to a red light district. Elise, one of the top prostitutes there serves him. She is grateful to him for helping her sister some time ago. But soon the session is over. Yup, still can’t get it up. Elise believes he is frightened by women. You sure he isn’t impotent? The only thing left is to drink all night. By morning as they leave, a drunk Rudy tries to reconcile the whole thing by badmouthing Sara. Then of course the cliché moment that she is there and heard the whole thing. Obviously she is hurt and slaps him. Don’t want to see his face ever again. Well, it’s not the slap that hurts the most. Oh man, Rudy going to be depressed again. Before he kills himself, Soldat stops him. He tells him to go after Sara and explain. But Rudy is so tired of this, he doesn’t want to do anything anymore. Soldat suggests he takes some time off and go home. Can’t. Too far away. In that case, Soldat invites him to join his team as they are leaving for Neris soon. Rudy accepts this offer for a change in pace and realizes Soldat isn’t such a bad guy he thought to be. Meanwhile, Rudy’s great deeds have reached the ears of Elinalise. She now knows where to find him.

Episode 4
Rudy goes hunting with Soldat’s group. Rudy landing the killer blow to a dragon that earns him lots of praises. Soon, Elinalise finds Rudy and of course the latter doesn’t know who she is. He gets excited when she introduces herself as well as Paul’s comrade and a friend of Roxy. He wants to know more but she sends him mixed signals by flirting with him. He is willing to take the bait until she notices a pendant he has that is similar to hers. It belongs to Sylphiette. She is here to tell him the good news as she knows where Zenith is. Apparently in the labyrinth city of Rapa in the Begaritt continent and is working as a labyrinth explorer. He also learns that Paul as well as Roxy have also formed a party to look for her. Because Rudy feels assured of Roxy, he decides to stay here for the time being to hone his skills. After all, walking to Begaritt by foot takes about a year and now it is winter. Well, he has to put up with Elinalise’s f*cking every damn day!!! OMFG. She probably has slept with every guy in town!!! Doesn’t that make you jealous!!! Yup, Rudy have to admit he has a serious case of ED!!! Who wouldn’t want to f*ck with this hot babe!!! Even more so, she pays the guys to keep the relationship platonic! How much more can Rudy take it?! One day, Rudy gets an invitation letter from Ranoa Magic University. Jenius the vice principal is inviting him to join as a special guest. This means he is exempted from classes and tuition. He can use the facilities there to his heart’s content to do research. Needing some verification, he talks to Konrad (one of Soldat’s comrades) since he studied there although dropped out. Basically it is a good deal. This has Rudy remember his original goal was to save up and go there with Sylphiette (the reason he tutored Eris, remember?). However he thinks of honing his skills first and thus will pass up this invitation. That night, Hitogami appears for the first time in 2 years in his dreams to talk about this. It seems like he is running his mouth on how pathetic Rudy is right now. Sure, he might have gotten a bit of muscles but his magic barely improved and he got dumped by a few girls. Hence if he goes to Begaritt now, he will surely regret it. Hitogami wants him to take up the offer at Ranoa to research on the mass teleportation incident. Doing so will also cure his ED! For real?! Yeah, he better take that offer. Because waking up with naked Elinalise next to him and his little guy is still dead… And so, Rudy and Elinalise begin their journey to Ranoa after bidding goodbye to Soldat who hopes to meet again in the future.

Episode 5
Arriving at Ranoa, Rudy goes to see Jenius. Elinalise needs to go find some men to f*ck since the journey was sparse in picking some up! Yeah, got to f*ck on a regular basis to fend off her curse! As Jenius welcomes him, he would like Rudy to demonstrate his wordless incantations. In fact, there is another student here who can do so. She is Fitz and obviously Rudy doesn’t recognize her since she is dressed up like a man. But not too sure if Fitz recognizes him. Rudy easily defeats Fitz and he thought he might have gone too far to embarrass her. He promises to make it up to her later. Rudy and Elinalise are part of the new students enrolling at Ranoa as Ariel who is the student council president, addresses and welcomes them. As Rudy is free to do as he wish, he still needs to attend the mandatory homeroom class once a month. There, he is reunited with Zanoba who is glad to see his master again. The rest of his seniors in this class include Linia Dedoldia who is Gye’s eldest daughter, the strange Pursena who claims she is the same circumstances with Linia, and the self-proclaimed magic genius Cliff Grimoire who knows all about Rudy because Eris told him. Obviously she is not at Ranoa. Zanoba claims there is one more student but she is given exemption as she is always holed in her research. She’ll eventually come out so Rudy will have that chance to meet her. As Rudy goes to start his research at the library, he stumbles into Fitz. She learns of his cause and refers him to some books that he might be interested. But well, can’t tell he is here to cure his ED! Later when Luke sees Rudy, because Rudy doesn’t recognize him, Luke has to say his full name: Luke Notos Greyrat. This means he is Rudy’s cousin as he is under Paul’s branch. Zanoba explains to Rudy about Luke being a student here is actually to protect Ariel who lost her place to fight for the throne and studying here is just a pretext to flee. As Rudy returns, a white panty floats down into his hand. Suddenly all the girls surround him and accuse him of being a panty thief. How is he going to get out of this since that gorilla girl is really bent on making an example of him. Fitz comes to his rescue, claiming she was doing Ariel’s laundry and dropped that. Somehow Fitz’s word is law so the girls fear retribution and let Rudy go. Fitz helps heal Rudy and the latter truly believes she is a nice person and will definitely treat her with utmost respect.

Episode 6
Care to here Rudy’s boring narration of his monotonous school life? Yeah, it’s all about the routine. He continues to join Fitz in the library and it seems she too she is researching on that mass teleportation case. She claims someone she knows was a victim but was found. Though, she hadn’t had time to go look for that person and wants Rudy to help her in her research. As they continue talking, Rudy finds himself attracted to her smile. Oh man, starting to get worried he will swing that way? What does his little guy say about it? Oh right. Still limp. With Zanoba begging Rudy to teach him sculpting, obviously Zanoba has no magic talent so Rudy teaches him the most primitive form of carving. Too bad with his brute strength, such delicate work with hands too isn’t possible. Despair. Rudy confides in Fitz about this so she suggests getting a slave. Rudy will go check out the slave market this weekend and since Fitz is hinting she is free, wanna come? You bet. So the trio head down town and see the slaves being exhibit. Needing someone with dexterity in their hands, Fitz further suggests getting a young child since it is best to teach the child magic at a young age. This was how Rudy developed so much mana since he started casting when he was basically a toddler. The slave trader has a young dwarven girl who fits the description. However she is malnourished as her family is sold off to repay some debts. Plus, she doesn’t speak human language and is illiterate. They go check her out as Rudy talks to her. However she is unresponsive. He knows too well those looks in her eyes indicates she is in despair and longs for death. This brings back painful memories of those tormented days of his. Hence Rudy claims he can make her life better despite knowing the fact he cannot bring her true salvation. Then she starts to eke out that she doesn’t want to die. This is good enough for Rudy to buy her. Since she doesn’t have a name, they need to give her one. Rudy asks Zanoba’s opinion and he opines Julius seeing this was the baby brother he accidentally killed with his strength. And so she will be called Juliette or Julie for short. They get permission from the university for Julie to live with Zanoba and wait on him. By day, Rudy teaches her language and wordless incantation magic. Sculpture making plan on track.

Episode 7
Now it’s Fitz’s turn to narrate her routine. Nothing much but she can’t help have thoughts on Rudy lately. Julie is making some great progress after a month. But soon disaster struck. You see, when Rudy asks Zanoba about that Roxy figurine, he starts to panic. And to Rudy’s horror and anger, it is in pieces!!! How did this revered figurine turned into such shambles! Explain yourself! Well, when Zanoba enrolled here, Linia and Pursena challenged him to a duel. Both wagered their most prized possession. No guess what happened next. Rudy is still mad but will teach those beast girls a lesson. So he confronts them and starts to mock them. Short tempered Linia takes the bait as she lunges at him. Obviously Rudy could see all her movements and easily defeats her. Soon the same for Pursena who is trying to escape. They are tied up and locked in Rudy’s room. What’s the punishment going to be? He gropes Pursena’s boobs. Any response from the little fellow? Nope. Still as silent as ever. The girls don’t know the weight of the crime they have done as Rudy tells it to them how they’ve desecrated his goddess. Here is the revered holy altar with Roxy’s panties in it that he worships! OMFG! They start to panic and even accuse the other while Rudy tries to think of a punishment. So he goes to see Fitz for an idea that will leave him satisfied and they will bear no grudge. She has an idea. When they return, the girls are still tied up but soiled themselves where they are! Stinks. After cleaning up, they continue to look down on Fitz so Rudy’s word is law to make them know their place. Fitz then draws on their face. They have to be on their good behaviour or she’ll make this paint permanent as tattoo on their face. After they leave, Fitz notes it was just a ruse and it’s just cheap paint. Fitz hangs out in his room as Rudy’s curiosity grows that she never takes off her shades. She trolls him about taking it off but backs down, claiming she is under orders from Ariel not to show her face. And that’s the end of that.

Episode 8
Rudy trying to molest Linia?! Well, keep it down because Cliff can’t concentrate on his studies! Soon, Rudy sees Cliff being bullied by several students. He tells them off and they go away, not wanting to find trouble with him. Later, Cliff calls out to Rudy and it seems he has fallen for a girl. Eh? What? Don’t tell me Rudy is going to be his messenger or something. Turns out the girl he has fallen for is Elinalise! Oh dear. Cliff wants him to introduce him to her seeing they know each other. And so Rudy goes to ask Fitz for advice. Despite what Rudy thinks of Elinalise, another person might have another view. So it’s best to let them meet up and express that. Don’t worry, Rudy is just introducing them and what they do after is up to them. And so Rudy introduces Cliff to Elinalise. Not really hoping this will turn out well and even Elinalise needs to have a word with Rudy. Is he trying to pimp her? Well, if she doesn’t want to, she can turn him down. Rudy won’t feel sore about it. Next day, Rudy is shocked to see Cliff and Elinalise close to each other! They have decided to become a couple! She couldn’t turn him down after his manly proposal. What about her curse? She’ll try to control it. Yeah. Whatever makes them happy. Rudy notes that this is a season where the beast people fight each other to take over the head of their family. Basically, it’s their way of proposing. Rudy wonders why Linia and Pursena lock themselves in their room and wrote a letter to leave it up to him. Because they are princesses of their tribe, many want to challenge them. So to avoid that, they claim Rudy is their boss so many are challenging Rudy now! Of course he can defeat them easily but look at that long queue of challengers! Must be tiring. But soon all are defeated by this Demon Lord Badigadi AKA Badi. This eternally laughing dude is Kishirika’s fiancé and wants to challenge him after the greatness Kishirika told him. As they wait for Fitz to bring his staff, Rudy asks if he knows Hitogami. None. Before the duel begins, Rudy makes a plea not to kill him if he loses. It’s because he fears for his life after nearly being killed by Orsted. The laughing stops. Did he hit a nerve? Badi then suggests Rudy hit him with 1 shot with all he’s got. If he gets wounded, it’s Rudy’s win. Rudy accepts and puts all his magic and power in this single drill. Badi is sent flying! Don’t worry, he is alive. Badi declares him the winner. But it’s now his turn. Eh? What? Badi punches him! Don’t worry, Fitz can heal that big bruise. Next day, Rudy thinks all that craziness is over but wait till he sees Badi is now a student here! Not a laughing matter! That shirt might be ripping anytime soon…

Episode 9
Fitz gets more worried about Rudy. So much so Ariel is also taking notice about it. To her shock, Fitz has not told Rudy about her true identity for fear he might have forgotten about her. Ariel leaves it to Fitz to do whatever she wants when it comes to Rudy. Rudy continues his research and this mass teleportation looks more like summoning. The only thing is that you can’t summon people. He asks Fitz for anyone specializes in summoning so she points out to a particular girl, a special student known as Silent Sevenstar. When he goes to see her, immediately he recognizes her. It’s Nanahoshi! He gets so scared and tries to run! Well, he passes out. He makes up with Fitz next to him but Nanahoshi is here too. While he is still scared, she assures him Orsted won’t come to kill him. Yet. Then she shows him 2 names: Akito Shinohara and Satoshi Kuroki. He wants to know which of these name is him. None. But it proves he can read Japanese because Nanahoshi claims she too is from his world. Shizuka Nanahoshi. When she unmasks herself, Rudy might have recognized her. She was the girl he saw across the street before he got hit by a truck. Nanahoshi wants to be friends with him since she finds it assuring that she isn’t the only one sent here. However unlike him who got reincarnated, she got teleported after being hit by a truck. Also, she hates this world and wants to go back. When she came here 5 years ago, she was dumped in the middle of Asura and Orsted picked her up. She doesn’t think Orsted summoned her. She spent a couple of years learning the language and all before spending a year travelling around the world to find clues to return to her world. None. It seems they used ancient teleport circles but Nanahoshi cannot divulge much about that. During her journey, she met a man who also claimed he was summoned by someone. Rudy wants to know who but she claims that guy wanted to remain anonymous.

She further adds as they are foreign objects in this world, any changes will have them erased. Now she is here researching these magic circles by herself since no one can do so as none has ever done it before. She also lacks any sort of mana and even though it has been 5 years, she has not aged although that doesn’t mean she is immortal. She hopes to make a deal since they both have something the other wants. Because she wants to go back to her world, she needs an enormous amount of mana for her experiments. Hence Rudy will be her experiment and in exchange, she’ll tell him what he wants. He agrees and wants to know about that mass teleportation. She doesn’t know about it but thinks she is probably the cause. While Rudy is not surprised since he had a hunch but relieved to know it wasn’t his fault to begin with, suddenly Fitz gets mad and starts attacking her. Nanahoshi is protected by her ring barrier as Fitz continues to blame her for all the sufferings she had. After Rudy restrains her and says Nanahoshi is also a victim, Fitz apologizes for her outburst and Nanahoshi for not wording it better. Nanahoshi continues that she is unsure of it nor what anyone would gain from doing so. Even Orsted said nothing of this sort happened before. She has an idea of what caused it and that’s why she needs Rudy’s help and mana. Rudy needs time to think about all this and ends today’s conversation. On the way back, Fitz asks him about his opinions on Nanahoshi. She still rubs him the wrong way in a some ways, brings some relief to her.

Episode 10
Fitz feels more distant to Rudy. Even more so he shares a special bond with Nanahoshi and that they are emotionally closer to each other. Starting to be depressed? Thanks to Rudy’s bout with Badi, many students now keep their distance from him. Cliff asks Rudy about cursed objects so he explains the one from the Superd legend. It helps him realize something. Rudy continues to experiment with Nanahoshi. Basically she draws a magic circle and he puts some mana into it. All failures. She hopes to have one that will summon a person from their world. Her logic is that by doing so, she can send herself back. Of course she would want to prevent another disaster but this experiment will likely give her a clue on how it occurred. Rudy receives a letter from Soldat. He is in town so he hopes to meet up. What a great reunion. In town, Rudy bumps into Luke and Fitz. It seems Fitz avoids him and Luke is the one doing all the talking. Rudy gets the point and leaves. Somewhat he felt hurt and needs somebody to talk with about it but thinks none would be a good listener. Then he sees Fitz at the library. This time she is acting normal. She claims her avoidance was because she was on duty and thus forbidden to speak as her voice sounds childish. Although Rudy has his reservations, it is good to know that Fitz doesn’t hate him. Rudy continues to think more of Fitz until he realizes that he is in love with her. Yes, he thinks he is in love with a man. He tries to ask more about Fitz via Jenius but he is given the gag order by his superiors. So as Rudy ponders about asking Fitz out in case she is a woman or even at least jerk off to her, to his surprise she almost heard that. The shock has them fall on top of each other. It is then Rudy realizes Fitz is a woman. Fitz denies and runs away claiming she is a guy. But the best part? Rudy realizes he got a bit of an erection! Although it doesn’t last long, he believes Fitz could be the cure. Whatever circumstances Fitz acting like a man, he will respect it and continue to treat her so. Thus he can’t get intimate with her now. Slowly but surely. At least there is hope now for his ED!

Episode 11
Luke confronts Rudy about Fitz’s identity. Knowing he is on to him, Rudy feigns ignorance. He even goes so far as to say he is afraid to challenge them in whatever and that’s why he is supportive in what he is doing now. Soon Fitz is called by Ariel. She too knows about Rudy realizing she is not a man. Although she sees nothing wrong in that, the problem is that Fitz is taking her own sweet time. It’s annoying to see nothing happening and so she is forced to intervene. After reminding her that she is her friend and not her servant, Ariel has her state what she wants to do now. Fitz wants to be with Rudy. However she feels she cannot recover from the shock if he doesn’t remember her. That is why she is here to help her think through this. They talk about the most memorable moments Fitz has with him. It is that moment when Rudy realized she wasn’t a man after forcefully stripping her in the bath. That was unforgettable. Then she asks what kind of relationship she wants with him. Uhm, Fitz ranting about some sexual fantasies with Rudy?! Oh wow. That really is her desire? Before she discusses the plan, she warns Fitz that if she chickens out this time, she will be banned from contacting Rudy ever again. So the first step is to get Rudy to go adventure with her through the forest to get some flower for Ariel in some challenge. Rudy wanted to hire others and use his connections so Fitz had to protest and hint that it should be just them. Fortunately he gets the hint. Then as they trek through the snowy forest, Fitz starts to make it rain and Rudy can’t seem to make it stop. So they head to take shelter in a cave. Rudy has no qualms getting naked to dry himself but he sees Fitz shivering in the cold. Trying to be considerate and not look while she dries herself, she continues to do nothing. He is going to leave the cave but she stops him. She claims she can’t undress herself and wants him to do it for her. Okay. He slowly takes off her clothes. Finally, he takes off her shades. Recognize her? Yes. Are you Sylphiette? It is then she breaks down emotionally in his arms. How long have she waited for this day. He hugs her as she continues crying, confessing she has loved him and even more so now. She wants to stay with him forever.

Episode 12
Rudy can’t believe how he couldn’t recognize Fitz as Sylphiette. Were they like 2 different people? Anyway, he realizes she might go away again if he doesn’t tell her how he feels. After he confesses, they kiss and now it’s the big one. Oh yeah! SEX!!! But wait… OH SH*T! F*CKING ED!!! OMG! HIS DICK BETRAYED HIM AT THE MOST CRUCIAL MOMENT!!! Obviously he is depressed and even begging for forgiveness. Can you blame him? 3 whole f*cking years of ED! But Sylphiette isn’t offended at all. They spend some time together talking about the old days and Sylphiette explaining her circumstances. A good news is that Rudy’s little brother sometimes can get it up although it doesn’t last. This means he knows he still has it but cannot control it. There’s still hope. When Sylphiette returns to report to Ariel, the latter thinks it all failed. Well, she would be surprised. Even more so after learning Rudy’s ED and why he is here in the first place. Now Luke seems to understand why Rudy is docile. Not that the girls would get it anyway. He vows to do something about this. Soon, he returns with an aphrodisiac. Due to the mass teleportation, its manufacturing method was lost. So the few that was left soared in prices and he kept this as a last resort in case he needed some emergency funds. But since Sylphiette has saved him many times, he is giving it to her as token of appreciation. Be warned, it is very strong and a man could lose himself. He suggests Sylphiette take some too if she can’t keep up. I suppose she needs it since Luke was also blunt to say Sylphiette lacks any feminine charms! Proof is that Luke doesn’t even have feelings for her! It is the family’s tradition that men fall for busty women!

So with renewed confidence (somewhat), Sylphiette goes to visit Rudy in his room to celebrate their reunion. Obviously both getting nervous until she lets him drink the aphrodisiac and she herself has a bit too. And then it starts to kick in. Rudy wants to get it on. Okay. Itadakimasu. Sorry folks, we have to use our imaginations what happened next. Next morning, Rudy wakes up alone in his bed. Sylphiette gone. Some blood on the sheets. He starts crying. Oh man. Did he fail? Soon Sylphiette returns. She just went out to thank Ariel and Luke. Rudy starts to hug her. Now it is his turn to be a cry-baby. Those tears, it means his ED is cured! Then he goes to officially see Ariel for the first time. This is to thank her for everything and in return, he will assist her in any way. Although he would prefer not to get involved in family politics, however it is a different story if his loved one is involved. So this means he will be supporting Ariel. Although he still has a duty to find his lost family members, Ariel says he can continue to do so and her own affairs can wait till she is done. Now she truly asks him what he wants to do. She hints now that his ED is cured, is this goodbye to Sylphiette? With great resolve, Rudy says he will marry Sylphiette. A shocking proposal as Ariel now asks Sylphiette her answer. Yes, she accepts. Now that she will be his future wife, Ariel gives her permission to no longer dress like a man. Embrace your femininity. In exchange for this, Ariel will make use of Rudy’s reputation and likewise he can use hers.

Erectionless/Jerkless Reincarnation
That’s the problem when you watch a split cour series and now I have to wait for the next part to come out! Ugh! Feels so long… Thank goodness. Better for me to feel that way and it proves that this sequel is still as highly interesting as the first. Yeah, imagine if it turned out all sh*tty and boring, I wouldn’t have such impatient sentiments and wouldn’t even care if the next part comes. Thus with all the interesting developments so far, I would say that I am now quite interested to see what the second half has in store. Just need to be patient. Yeah, imagine me learning how to be patient again via split anime cours. Sheesh…

As seen, this sequel moves the plot along very nicely albeit it feels a bit slow. After all, the first quarter sees a lost Rudy trying to get back on his feet with some random group of adventurers and the rest of the bulk of this season showcases him studying at Ranoa as a special student. I would say that it has not merely solved anything and instead it has opened up a lot more possibilities and developments for future plots. Maybe that is why I felt impatient. Especially with the introduction of a handful of new characters that didn’t really go anywhere. Hence if I look back at this season, I would say that nothing really much progresses in terms of the storyline. Therefore it felt strange that they had to throw in that distraction known as Rudy’s ED as some sort of mini plot for this season! Yeah, life was definitely HARD!!! HAHAHA!!! Oops, sorry for bad pun. I wonder if this ED thing is to reflect his previous life’s incident because he was bullied for having a small dick which led to his traumatized and hikikomori state before he died. Whatever. But yes, thank goodness it was somewhat solved in the end because I’m sure it will leave a bad taste in our mouths if this impotency thingy was brought forward to the next part. Uh huh. No wonder all the naughty bits were pretty much toned down this season. Aside from Rudy keeping Roxy’s pantsu in his altar as his idol of worship. Oh right. Almost forgot about Elinalise’s hyper sexual activeness! Sure, no sex scenes but you can’t help imagine such stuffs when you have a woman so f*cking horny!

Of course the biggest accomplishment for this season is the reunion of Rudy and Sylphiette. I suppose if there was a plot for this season, this would be it. So yeah, it’s like a bit of a draggy drama and affair as Sylphiette FKA Fitz trying to wait out and play the waiting game until Rudy remembers her. Well, in a way not rushing this is a good thing because at the end when everything works out fine and now the duo are reunited, we can look back and vouch for the genuineness of their relationship. The irony that Rudy is already living out his dream of going to a magic university with Sylphiette right under his nose. Now it’s like killing 2 birds with 1 stone! The other being the cure of his ED, of course! Things are looking up for Rudy! Now he has bagged his childhood friend as his wife. What more can he ask for?

Character wise, Rudy obviously being the main character, we have seen him grown since the first season as a kid. Although there is more room for improvement, his life isn’t a bed of roses and we definitely see the efforts he put in. In a way, you could say that whatever outcome that led him to where he is today is mainly because of the efforts he put in. Sylphiette was sorely missing for a big chunk in last season and it feels like this season was her redemption. Like anybody who fears being forgotten, the reason why this whole drama dragged out until Ariel had to step in and give the ultimatum to take action or else. I suppose if a guy doesn’t remember a girl, it would be equally as bad if not worse when a girl rejects a guy. And so all that baseless fears were for naught and a happy ending for our happy couple. Oh sorry, make that a good start.

Speaking of missing, viewers would obviously notice the absence of a certain main character from last season: Eris. Fans of Eris can cry over her no-show but whatever. Because of that, in a way it makes the whole series felt like it had turned towards a new direction. It’s like this series has changed slightly. Because the first season had them as kids. Now at least we see Rudy has grown up into a respectable (term used loosely) teen and he has mature in some ways. There’s no feisty woman by his side this time for all the shenanigans. However with Sylphiette’s drama, I felt that Eris’ absence was blown away and at times, I believe I wasn’t even thinking about her or how she’ll come back. In fact, I can now see with Rudy getting engaged to Sylphiette, it is a very high probability he will cross paths with Eris again in the future and I wonder what kind of reaction these characters will have. After all, it is still premature to accuse that it was Eris who made Rudy impotent. I mean, the coincidence was there. And then the heavy drama with Sylphiette in the final 2 episodes helped cured it. So am I not expecting some sort of bloodbath the next time both girls actually meet!

As you would also have noticed, this season also sees the absence of a lot of characters from the first season. So much so you might have forgotten them if you don’t force yourself to think back what happened to them. Many too did not even have any visual appearance this season. You guys still remember that Ruijerd dude? The one who guided Rudy and Eris back home when they got blown away by the mass teleportation? Then there is the rest of Rudy’s family members. Paul, Lilia, Zenith and his sisters, Norn and Aisha. You still remember those cute girls? Oh, what about crazy girls? Sorry, this season is not Kishirika’s either. Other than cute girls, remember that brute girl? Oh actually that muscle woman Ghislaine who was Rudy’s teacher in the fighting department. And yes, who could forget about Rudy’s master, the great Roxy. Sorry, that (broken) figurine of her doesn’t count as her making an appearance! So yes, all these characters and more were sorely missing here but with the ongoing drama, I hardly felt their absence.

Of course, not all were side-lined and some do recur like Zanoba and Elinalise who are given more screen time this season. Sort of. Well, Zanoba has turned into some sort of perverted lackey for Rudy and Elinalise’s strange curse that has her sleep around with men sure will raise some eyebrows if it is an excuse for her to satiate her endless promiscuity. The more important one is Nanahoshi. Damn, should’ve guessed her moniker at Ranoa is actually her name directly translated into English! Anyway, her cameo gives an important insight and direction as well as intrigue to Rudy’s previous life and perhaps this world. It is one of the biggest revelations this season so I hope that more can be fleshed out in the next part. Hitogami only made 1 stinking episode of appearance and he is even more a mystery than before. But I guess for now his absence is needed because as pointed out, don’t want to divert attention away from Rudy-Sylphiette/Fitz drama. It’s not like we’re going to get any straight answers from him, right?

This season also introduces a handful of new ones. As pointed out, these new characters have really gone nowhere yet and it just felt like they were for introductory purposes this season. For instance, Linia and Pursena felt like Rudy’s reluctant lackeys. Julie has been bought to wait on Zanoba but more remains to be seen about her. Yeah, she’s pretty amusing (and cute) with some of her reactions. Then there is Cliff. Who the f*ck this guy? I don’t know, but it’s like he is the cure to Elinalise’s self-prostitution because just like that, they’re now a couple. Imagine if Elinalise continues to f*ck around, how annoying would that be? Who is this Badi guy? I don’t even know why he is needed but I guess it’s for some future plots. Then there is Soldat who might be cocky but he’s a good guy and now he is good friends with Rudy. Probably in future plots, they’ll go adventuring again. What happened to Counter Arrow? Especially Suzanne and more importantly, Sara? I believe I won’t be seeing the last of them but ever since Rudy enrolled at Ranoa, they have been close to forgotten. After all, Rudy realized his ED when making out with Sara and then it was like she wasn’t amused. Imagine the first guy you slept with was limp. But she was the turning point in Rudy’s life and I would say it was for the better at this point in view.

Art and animation remain consistent and it’s good to note that they still maintain that quality. Especially the backgrounds and sceneries. I’m more impressed with the breath taking views rather than the character designs. Oh well, it just feels pretty iffy the character looks. Even with Rudy growing up into his teens and he has put on a bit of muscles, he still looks a bit weird. Last season’s seiyuu’s are retained and new ones joining the fray. Nice to hear Yuu Kobayashi as Suzanne although her character is very much calm and subdued. The new casts are Kousuke Toriumi as Soldat (Nozel in Black Clover), Reina Ueda as Ariel (Lemon in Mashle), Kazuyuki Okitsu as Luke (Nagare in K), Shion Wakayama as Nanahoshi (Mie in Suki Na Ko Ga Megane Wo Wasureta), Ai Fairouz as Linia (Takechiyo in Hanyou No Yashahime), Minami Tanaka as Pursena (Mary in Kakegurui), Taiten Kusunoki as Badi (Drakken in Edens Zero), Ryota Ohsaka as Cliff (Marco in Shingeki No Kyojin), Sumire Morohoshi as Julie (Koyori in Hand Shakers) and Haruka Shiraishi as Sara (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy). Unlike last season, this season’s opening credits animation is fixed. But for the song, Spiral by Longman, sounds more like some generic rock piece rather than the medieval fantasy or Celtic tunes like the last time. Even the ending theme, Musubime by Yuiko Oohara (who sang all of the themes in the previous season) feels more like slow rock.

Overall, this season is highly interesting with all its developments and characters despite not being anywhere conclusive. Heck, even though the novel series it was based on was way done in 2015, last time I briefly checked this adaptation so far only covered about 1/3 of the entire series so there is still a long way to go. Since I am quite impressed with this season, it is obvious without saying that I will be looking forward to the next. And obviously if you are those who aren’t impressed with that first season, you should stay away from this one as it might exacerbate your misery. And lead to ED! Stress and anxiety can lead to ED, you know! So while I wait for the next season, maybe I’ll go watch a few ecchi fanservice shows just to keep in check and prove I have no ED! Serious! Thank goodness I still got it!

Anybody has any more good ideas for the isekai genre? Okay then. We’ll just make it as cliché as it can get. Ordinary guy being worked to death in a black company gets isekai treatment. Gets overpowered after being reincarnated in the other fantasy world and lives out the rest of his days happily with his harem. And to top it all up, let’s even make the title as obviously and generic as possible so that viewers can tell right away it is another isekai anime. That’s right. Level 1 Dakedo Unique Skill De Saikyou Desu doesn’t even try to hide the fact and it’s so blatantly obvious what this show is going to be all about. Sure, it might confused us about being overpowered at such a paltry number but remember, it’s only a measurement. For example, do you know how long 1 light year is? ONE FREAKING LIGHT YEAR!!! ONE!!! The power of one, people.

Episode 1
Emily Brown is puzzled. After killing a level 1 slime, it drops a human named Ryouta Satou instead of bean sprouts. His is as confused as she is. He learns that in this world everything is dropped by monsters. Depending on the monster’s level, it drops different items. There’s a screen that can show your stats and as such, Emily’s skills are all so low level. Level 1. Ryouta also tests his and in addition to his level 1, to his surprise, other skills are S-rank and its rank is quite low. But when he tests out killing slimes, he realizes S-rank indeed ranks higher than A-rank. So as she makes soup for him, it brings him to tears. How long has it been he has eaten a warm food with somebody? Short flashback shows he died overworking in a black company. He laments nothing he did paid off. Emily hugs him and believes it will in the end. Because Emily has no home and camps wherever she is, Ryouta then part ways and heads to town. He learns more about the system of this world. He kills more slimes to earn more money. Enough for him to finally rent a decent house for Emily to stay! This is thanks for the soup. A house for a soup? I don’t know… She is shocked that he is giving it to her. Emily is concerned since he worked himself to the bone. It’s obvious, his bags and bruised hands. Hence she wants to always make soup for him. If you don’t get it, she wants him to stay here with her. Can he say now? Ryouta gets more info from the guild’s receptionist, Erza Monsoon. Especially a new dungeon called Nihonium that just popped up. She tries to flirt with him but too bad he didn’t get the hints and rejects here whatever offer. Ryouta explores the dungeon and fights skeletons. They drop seeds. However Emily cannot touch them or even have such drops when she kills a skeleton. He believes this is a dungeon only for S-rank. With Ryouta continuing to level up his HP and always coming home to a warm Emily welcoming him back, Ryouta soon believes it is time for him to take on the level 2 slimes. They drop carrots. At first many adventurers mock his level 1 ability. Including this cute bunny girl, Eve Callusleader (you mean as in Call-Us-Leader???!!!). Yeah, she hates low levels. Then later she pops up at his home to reiterate that and also confess she loves him. WTF?!

Episode 2
WTF, Eve tries to chop his head? No effect. Then she does the same to a random guy and he takes some serious damage! She is puzzled despite his low level, he doesn’t take damage. It is revealed she loves carrots. Because of Ryouta’s carrot haul, she followed him back and wants to eat them. So uhm, care to join us for a carrot dinner? At least Ryouta can be happy he has company for dinner because in his previous life he was always eating alone. Even continues to follow Ryouta in his dungeon quest. Heck, she forces him to give her carrots! Dead or carrot! He manages to convince her to wait at the guild and he’ll bring her some after he is done. He does so and shocks everyone in the guild. Erza explains that Eve has a very fearsome reputation and thus nobody gets close to her. But she is also picky of what kind of carrots she eats. This means those she approves, the guild will definitely want to buy it. Erza will gladly buy Ryouta’s carrots at a much higher price. Eve continues to bug Ryouta for more carrots but she’ll have to wait for tomorrow for more. During his dungeon crawling, he sees an autocratic old guy being real tough on his students. He claims it is for their own good but Ryouta knows better. He too had such experience. His boss would say it was for their good but it was rarely all worth it. When that guy badmouths carrots (because he sees Ryouta and co having carrot lunch), Eve goes to tell him off. Not wanting to risk something untoward, he leaves. Since Ryouta can only carry so many carrots, Erza suggests he get a magic cart so he can carry more items. He shops for one and even the cheapest one is costly. But soon a stray monster attacks the town. It’s a giant gorilla! Everybody is making a run for it. Even adventurers. Because strays do not drop items, they’re not risking their lives. So they’re going to just let the town get destroyed? Ryouta will not allow this and goes to fight it. He has Eve and Emily help keep it at bay before he delivers the knockout blow. Everyone cheers and thanks Ryouta, something he never received before. He is confident he can do things for others. Ryouta then hears the sound of a dropped item. I thought strays don’t drop items? Then he remembers maybe like some monsters only drop items for certain levels. He goes to check it out…

Episode 3
The gorilla dropped a gun. Then he tests it out by shooting zombies. Hmm… Does this remind you of a certain video game? Ryouta finds this useful and uses the gun to aid Emily in defeating monsters. They advance to the next floor and this time the monsters are cockroaches that drop huge pumpkin! It seems the sight of roaches will turn Emily into some mean killing machine! She’ll lose her humanity! Oh my, Ryouta has to kill all of them to keep her humanity! Does he have infinity bullets to kill them all?! Looks like… But as they leave the dungeon, some of their pumpkins are eaten and more roaches spawn from it. Oh my, Emily going to go berserk. If Ryouta is out of bullets, use his good ol’ hands to kill ‘em! Later he talks to Erza about it as she explains any dropped items left behind will spawn monsters. Hence this has Ryouta wonder if it is possible to force strays to spawn. He tests it out and finds something odd when it doesn’t work. Erza further adds that a single type of monster can only appear on 1 level. If it leaves that level, it will disappear. This is to stem spawning of strays. Now Ryouta tries this out with some tweaks. He manages to do so and now receives ice bullets. Even more useful to help Emily in fighting monsters. One rainy day after leaving another dungeon for home, Ryouta and Emily stumble into a merchant and bodyguard arguing about his dropped luggage in the ravine. It’s too dangerous to down to pick it up but they have to hurry before monsters spawn around it. Eventually the merchant gets possessed by the monster and is done for. Ryouta shoots him. The bodyguard will take responsibility to destroy the luggage. This brings back unpleasant memories of his black company. His colleague was forced to everything from scratch again and as much as Ryouta wanted to help, he too had his own pile of work and was thinking of himself. But now it is different. He shoots to freeze it before Emily destroys it. Because of that, Emily’s level goes up.

Episode 4
Ryouta kills a rare monster that drops a necklace. He gives it to Emily and he trolls us thinking he is proposing to her. But of course, the necklace doubles the items dropped and that’s that. Disappointed? Emily is. Soon, Ryouta discusses with her about moving to a new place that is nicer. Of course they have to save up a bit. When Ryouta is at the guild trying to sell his bamboo shoots, Eric Macy wants to have one. She eats it and finds it very good and now she wants to buy the whole thing from him. She pays good but Ryouta can’t help feeling disappointed with the amount. Erza then wants Ryouta to sign a contract with the guild. You see, Eric is a famous epicure and the food she approves fetches a high price. Because Ryouta’s bamboo shoots will become famous, she wants to exclusively sell them. He agrees. Back at Nihonium, Ryouta witnesses Princess Margaret killing the monsters with her men. One of her attendants mentions about the recent research that these monsters actually dropped something than nothing. What do they drop? Air! I kid you not! So she’s collecting air in these boxes?! I don’t even… Ryouta remembers to go buy a magic cart but looks like Olga is sad because her dad, Orton has not returned since he left to get some flower ingredient. Ryouta might know where he is and they find him unconscious there. So he’s just sleeping? What is it about something blocking his way? Anyway, he is unable to get this flying rock which he wants to insert into his prototype. Ryouta has an idea on how to get it for him. With that, Orton completes the magic cart and gives it to Ryouta free as reward for saving the town. Now they can collect a lot of items. When Ryouta returns to the guild to sell, he sees a ruffian accusing Erza of not appraising his goods properly. Ryouta intervenes and proves she judged everything correctly. He isn’t happy still and is going for violence but a simple slap knocks him out. Later Erza is still reeling from the shock and feels bad Ryouta has to always rescue her. She gives him a kiss. It’s personal rather than her job. Does Ryouta get the hint? Once Ryouta has enough money, it is time to pack up and move. However he thinks of keeping this old one too because he wants to protect the memories they made. It might be expensive but I suppose they can earn more money. And so the duo happily move into their new house. And why is Eve is also here?! Where there is carrot, there is bunny! Don’t worry, Emily made lots of it for her.

Episode 5
A hot guy named Neptune is looking for Ryouta. He wants to arm wrestle him after hearing about his strength. Ryouta accepts the challenge and to his shock, finds Neptune to be quite a strong person himself but ultimately Ryouta wins. Neptune is impressed and then suddenly attacks him but Ryouta luckily blocks. Turns out to be another test and since Neptune is further impressed, he invites him to join his team which is the strongest in this town. Obviously Ryouta turns him down as he doesn’t want to join some flashy group but to live a peaceful life with Emily. You heard that, Emily? Continuing his dungeon raiding, once again he stumbles into Margaret’s group. Her retainer explains to him about this new Pandora’s Box they have. Apparently it automatically sucks up drops and its owner’s face is also easily implanted on the cover. He gives a few boxes for Ryouta to spread the word. But Ryouta instead uses it to test for strays. He loads it with a few seeds and brings it outside the dungeon to spawn them. He then kills them to obtain his special bullets. This means with different strays, he has accumulated a bunch of special bullets. But soon Emily comes to warn him about a magic storm approaching. Erza then explains more about this rare phenomenon in which everyone’s magic will be nullified. Depending on the size of the storm, its effect can be felt outside its perimeter and even inside dungeons. That is why many magic users are taking a break today. But soon a new adventurer, Reyes comes in pleading to save his partner, Rosa who is trapped in some dungeon. Yeah, nobody gives a care to help him. Not even Neptune. But of course our Ryouta wants to be the hero Emily says he is. Please tell him the details. Ryouta makes his way there and uses his bullets (which isn’t effected by the storm) to destroy the monsters that get in the way. He finds Rosa but is out of bullets. Always like this, huh? When Emily and Eve heard what happened, they rush to help him. For Eve, it’s about the carrots. For Emily, Ryouta reminds her of her late mom. She was a kind person who cared about her comrades until the day she died fighting a dragon. They find him and fight the monsters to allow Ryouta to replenish his bullets. Outside and safe, Rosa is badly injured and Reyes’ magic can’t heal her. Don’t worry, Ryouta has a special bullet that heals! Ryouta thanks Emily for saving him but she credits imitating what he has always done.

Episode 6
And just like that, Eric now loves Ryouta’s watermelons and as usual, Erza wants him to sign an exclusive contract on that. She then tells him the need to get a licence if he wants to go further to lower dungeon levels. So after passing with flying colours, he wants to test something. He turns a stray into that gorilla and easily defeats it to get another gun. Because now with 2 guns in hand, it seems mixing different bullets together can have different effects! Like how an ice bullet and fire bullet will become an erasing bullet! I don’t know the logic anymore… And then there is this strike in some dungeon, Ryouta confronts them and shoots them sleeping bullet which is the result of fusing 2 healing bullets. His heroics has gained the attention of Clint Gray, the dungeon chief of Secro. He wants to enlist Ryouta’s help to fight for a new dungeon, Selen that has popped up halfway with a neighbouring country, Hetero. As that country drops livestock (MEAT!), this dungeon will drop 50% meat and 50% vegetables. You see, whoever owns the dungeon is important because it can determine a town’s economic health. If Hetero gets it, there will be tax on the products. Of course if Ryouta’s help, if they win this, it will be tax exempted but don’t fear, even if they lose, Ryouta will still be paid. Ryouta gladly accepts the mission and brings along Emily as they make their long journey there. As they camp for the night, OMFG how did Emily put so much stuffs in her backpack?! Is this Doraemon’s magic pocket?! They can even live in luxury! As Emily is going to burn the trash because these can become strays too, Ryouta has an idea to test his new homing bullet. Arriving at Selen, they see the trash from adventurers piling up faster than a tired Celeste can burn them. Ryouta fears for her because this reminisces of his black company. They go to advise her to rest but she claims she can do it. Oh dear, now she collapses!

Episode 7
Ryouta doesn’t want the same thing that happened to him to happen to Celeste so he shoots her to sleep. By the time she wakes up, she sees Ryouta and Emily taking care of the trash and strays. Heck, Emily even cooks for her and it brings tears to her eyes. Ryouta goes to see Duke who is overseeing Secro’s side for Selen. Don’t really understand how this fight for the dungeon plays out but Ryouta is amazed with the plan since it was built around him. He’s the Secro’s ace after all. As they head down, Secro has got their hands on some monster. However the Hetero side, Harvard and Eugene are waiting for them to slip up so they could steal the drop. When Ryouta shoots the monster but then it regenerates, Eugene then goes in for the kill. Luckily Ryouta is fast enough to kill the monster so the win remains with Secro. With this win, Duke rewards Ryouta handsomely since he deserves it. With that bonus pay, he manages to buy a ring for Emily that she wanted. It’s a good this world has a different type of proposal system, no? Ryouta and Emily continue their dungeon crawling. However Hetero’s side is waiting for Ryouta to kill this rare monster because they know he has very high rare drops. Ryouta won’t play into their hands but he can’t let them take this win. With Emily temporarily taking off the ring (because it boosts her stats), she is the one who deals the finishing blow (her rare drops skill is paltry). Once again Hetero goes away empty handed. Later Duke tells Ryouta that Hetero will send more reinforcements. Ryouta’s idea is to end the battle before the day ends by fighting fire with fire. It is a risky move but Ryouta is willing to gamble and pay back that loss to him. But as we all know, it all went well and it’s like Secro has already won this battle. As Ryouta goes to do more hunting by himself, Eugene and some Hetero guys surround him so as to teach him a lesson. Too bad their magic nullification doesn’t work as Ryouta can still use his guns. And yes, Ryouta can do martial arts too! Ryouta then heals the men. He understands where they are coming from and even gives them permission to attack him if they have nothing better to do. He’ll heal them after kicking their ass. You’re welcome.

Episode 8
Celeste returns to burning more garbage. Of course with her low magic power, she starts to collapse again. Ryouta heals her but with their faces so close, it makes her heart pound like hell. See where this is going? Ryouta further helps her to burn the garbage. Yeah, those bullets sure come in handy. But there’s only a limit because the garbage soon piles up more than he can destroy. This is because a dungeon master has appeared and hence more resources were used since no one is allowed to approach the dungeon. So how are they going to defeat it? Wish for it to go away?! Well, looks like a team is specially formed to take it out. As Ryouta goes to see Duke, it seems has hired Neptune’s team for it however there is a problem. Because of the agreement and rules, both Secro and Hetero must jointly take it out together. You see, Hetero isn’t making an effort to pick a team. The longer a dungeon master lingers around, it will change the ecology of the dungeon and thus affecting the drop items. This will bring the whole situation back to square one and it works in favour of Hetero. Who wrote such sh*tty dungeon rules?! Ryouta will end this himself but not sure what dumb rules they mention. Ryouta will try to get adventurers to join him but it will be hard. Nobody wants to join him since they are only here to profit from the tax exempt items. Selfish pricks. But don’t worry, Emily and Celeste will join him. But who is going to burn the garbage? Eugene has taken over her role and is doing fine. The trio head into the dungeon. No monsters. A dungeon master scared them all away. Then here comes the dungeon master. A horse. No, it’s a bicorn! Hey, it has 2 horns! We all know how this will turn out. A bit of drama and struggle that includes the bicorn reducing all their stats. This causes Celeste to be weakened and cannot help any further. With Emily taking care of her, Ryouta goes solo. Long story short, he defeats it. The golden horn it drops, Ryouta gives it to Celeste and now she can use her magic unlimitedly. With the day saved and everything back to normal, apparently Neptune is the one not satisfied so he confronts Harvard and blames his bullying that caused him his chance to fight Ryouta. Will that be the last we see of him? Next day before Ryouta returns home, he wants Celeste to join him. Funny, because she too has thought of joining him! With Emily’s approval, now Ryouta can grow his harem. Oops, I mean number of friends.

Episode 9
Celeste is turning heads in Secro. Even Erza is looking pretty panicky that Ryouta has got a beauty in his party. Just that it is not you, Erza! HAHAHA!!! Ryouta shows Celeste how he gets his special bullets and hopes she can keep it a secret. Then another rare stray terrorizes town. Nothing like Ryouta and co can do to stop it, right? It drops a useful pouch. Unfortunately, the fight has caused Emily’s hammer to break. She thinks she can fix it back to save money but she accidentally breaks it further. Time to really buy a new one. So while Celeste accompanies Emily to shop for a new hammer, Ryouta goes dungeon crawling. Noting Margaret isn’t doing well, her subject says her air boxes aren’t selling well. So why not sell something else? WTF Ryouta suggests her panties?! Don’t laugh, they actually believe it! So he suggests rings. Then he helps her in trouble. Grateful Margaret wants to give her first ring to him? Ryouta learns that money dropped in dungeons can also become stray. So he experiments on it and after killing the stray, turns into some potion. But he won’t have any use for it since it boosts drop rates. Wondering where Eve is? Yeah, she’s tired of eating yucky carrots and goes to find Ryouta. She keeps missing him until now. Carrots NOW! Finally she gets her treat so Ryouta asks her comrades. It seems she hates her own bunny girl clan and claims they only want other stuffs. Flashback shows Eve only ate meat when others tried to tell her to eat other things. One day, she stumbled into a young boy who got the isekai treatment. They hang out together and one time fought a monster that dropped a carrot. She didn’t like vegetables but after he forced her to feed it, she started liking only carrots. She thought of him as her good comrade until he suddenly disappeared and returned to his world. So that left a bitter taste in her mouth. Ryouta tells her to get her own carrots. Too bad her drop rates are low. He then hands her this potion. Eve now can get delicious carrots on her own. However he points out this potion only he can obtain. Oh no. How? Suddenly she begs to join his party! Just like that, she doesn’t think of it as bad! Ryouta relents since she won’t shut up. And just like that, Eve is Ryouta’s newest member. So much of love is flowing through Eve eight now…

Episode 10
Because of the passing magic storm, Celeste tends to feel sick. The solution? Ryouta buys a house that is magic storm proof! Oh well, I guess he’s got the money. Ryouta and co continue to raid more dungeons and there is one that drops a rare crystal. He sells it to Erza who buys it at a very high price since the festival is nearing. Then as Ryouta practises alone and some stats of his increases, this makes him ponder how people learn magic. As stated, people do so by levelling up and since Ryouta can’t, there is fruit that allows him to do so. However he has a better idea and turns that fruit into a stray. The stray turns into a metallic version of Ryouta and when defeated, turns back into that fruit. So he eats it and obtains some wind cutting spell. And some spell that can help his friends level up too. How convenient. When he returns to the guild, there is a new girl, Alice Wonderland (seriously, that’s her name?!) asking around to join a party. She is turned down due to her low level. But a cocky veteran adventurer is about to accept her when Ryouta intervenes. He will have Alice join his group instead. Can’t have this guy brainwash this cutie into one of his slaves. And just like that, Ryouta gets a new member. The duo go adventuring together as Alice reveals she is born in the dungeon. It seems she has the abilities to sense where the monsters are as well as can read some of their thoughts. She quickly turns a skeleton and slime to become her cute familiars. Needless to say, Bonesy and Jiggly will also be part of Ryouta’s family.

Episode 11
Ryouta and Emily go enjoy themselves around the festival. Some stalls are selling boxes that drops strays to help improve one’s level so Ryouta buys one to help improve Emily’s. When they go back in town, a stray monster attacks. As usual, Ryouta and co go to fight it but it seems it gets bigger whenever they land their attacks. Luckily for them, Neptune is here to help and with that, the stray is defeated. Neptune once more asks Ryouta to ditch his girls and join his family. Obviously Ryouta is not gay and turns him down once again. Then they continue to have fun at the festival that includes taking part in fighting monsters in the arena as well as playing fireworks. Yes, that exists here too. And what’s this about Eve eating meat?! It’s not carrot! Oh well, I guess even rabbits need to have some variety in their diet. At the end of the day, Alice seems to be like in a trance. Ryouta snaps her out of it and learns she felt someone calling to her from the direction of Nihonium. Soon Clint calls Ryouta over as there is another crisis. All the dungeons here have stopped dropping stuffs. This has never happened before and they don’t know how long this will last. Since Ryouta always gets good rare drops, I guess Clint is at his wit’s end to seek those who can help with this. So as Ryouta and his girls explore the dungeon, it seems it is true the monsters they kill now do not drop anything. Oh Eve, what do you say about carrot is dead? But wait. Ryouta’s kill did drop something. Then he remembers some words his girls said and Alice’s weird behaviour last night. So he figured it out? He runs over to Nihonium and finds this Japanese kimono chick who is supposed to be Nihonium’s dungeon master and is responsible for this latest phenomenon. What prove does he have?! He starts attacking her but she easily dodges. Time for Ryouta to sweat a little because his moves don’t work on her.

Episode 12
It won’t be long before Ryouta figures out something. You see, whenever she attacks him, she becomes corporeal. This allows his bullets to stick into her although it does no damage. However her moves are slowed and in no time Ryouta defeats her. Phew. What a hard earned fight. Is he so injured and can’t move that Emily had to fire his own healing bullet just to save him? Whatever. Obviously she is worried he got himself injured but Ryouta assures he is fine now. Like always. The rest of his worried harem is here to pick him up. Next day, Ryouta hears out Margaret’s problem. Despite her very high level, her stats are still like sh*t. Don’t understand what is happening because of a crystal that dungeon master dropped, he gives it to her and now she levels up! Some late bloomer thingy since her level grades are ranked quite high up. Whatever. Now Margaret would like to give all her firsts to him. I’m very sure that includes her virginity but luckily Ryouta is not a greedy man because he feels it is not right for him to take that much! Oh you said it! Then he has this great idea to turn strays into leftover experience crystals in which he gives to his girls. Yup, they too level up in no time. Now they are the talk of the town, everybody praising how awesome this team is. They do more quests and earn lots of money to buy magic carts each. Orton’s latest model allows anything that can fit in to be sent over to the guild automatically without them having to go back and forth. They’ve got so much stuffs that Erza is now officially working just for them! Soon a party but what the heck is everyone else doing here? Neptune, Margaret, Olga, Orton, Clint, might as well call in the whole town! Oh right. The more the merrier. There goes Erza’s welcoming party. Too bad she can’t have Ryouta all to herself! And if they run out of food, just head to the dungeon and kill a few quick ones! You bet Ryouta is having the time of his life.

Skill Level Matters Not, Is Nothing But A Number…
Oh yeah. You bet Ryouta wants to continue staying here and doing this because this pays well and hell a lot more than his previous dead job! Who’d knew this dungeon exploring job and killing monsters are such an easy and profitable task. Too easy when you’re such a freaking overpowered character! No challenge. I bet if a Demon Lord shows up threatening to destroy the world because the adventurers have milked and mined the dungeons dry, Ryouta will pull an easy victory because the force is with him! Aren’t we all envious of this guy! GRRRR!!!!!!! Too bad I was hoping for a last episode twist like how that kimono clad dungeon master could be his ex-boss and thus Ryouta falling into some despair or going into overdrive berserk beast mode taking out his frustrations! Isn’t that why he had no qualms in fighting her and could kill her easily? Is he not curious of all the strange monsters that he has encountered, this one looks like a human and wearing a clothing from his world! Are you not curious to think this might be his dead mother?! Oh never mind. Not that we have seen much of Ryouta’s flashback in his previous world either. It’s like they don’t want us to know about it. But oh man. That twist would’ve been more exciting but oh well, bland normal ordinary life is what Ryouta wants.

It should be no surprise at this point that there is no clear storyline from this kind of anime. After all, what was I expecting in the first place? Ryouta to become some sort of legendary hero to rise up to a Demon Lord threatening to destroy the world? Because of his low numbered stats, he is often looked down upon but they’ll regret it since he would soon hand their asses to them never to judge a book by its number. Heh. Thank goodness that didn’t happen. So instead we have this boring flow of Ryouta living out his seemingly happy life in this new world. Happily experimenting and getting new items from his drops, powering him up even more in the process. Sometimes, some sort of crisis like fighting over dungeon territory or that magic storm. However there is nothing that Ryouta cannot overcome since at the end of the day, it will all turn out okay. Nothing that puts us at the edge of our seat. At least for veterans like yours truly. Yawn! I can’t believe I sit through a dozen episodes for all that but what the heck, I’ve done so for the same in many such similar isekai series so I shouldn’t have the right to complain.

Making it even more confusing are the lore and rules of this world. In short, I still don’t really understand how the system works. Especially the dungeons and their drops. I’m sure it was explained somewhere but unfortunately I was so bored that my brain wasn’t on recording mode and as good as I didn’t pay attention. So yeah, my bad. Can somebody once again enlighten me about drops being left outside of dungeons turning into strays? Don’t bother, I won’t listen either. All I know is that those rare drops and whatever convenient successfully results from it, it all serves as some sort of plot convenience for Ryouta to use later and power up more. How convenient. Still don’t understand his special bullets and even mixing them can have different effects. Okay. Whatever. You’re the boss and main character of this series. And to think different dungeons drop different objects based on some theme. From vegetables to meat, I’m waiting for a dungeon that drops sex toys and accessories! Oh yeah! I’ll bet there’ be a long queue of horny adventurers eagerly trying their luck on those drops! On a trivial note, the mid-intermission eye catch must be cringe since it is some short ‘funny’ burst of quip by the characters. It probably flew over my head and that’s why to me it looked a lot more cringe than anything funny. Yeesh.

Speaking of the characters, all pretty boring and generic. Forgettable and cliché too. What else can I say about Ryouta? He already checks all the boxes for the typical ingredients that is needed for a main character in an isekai genre. Such a pitiful character who has been worked to death must be given a chance to shine in his second chance in life and that is why Ryouta is now living happily and freely. Because of his past, he feels sympathy for those he sees who are going through the same thing he was. Yeah, it got personal somehow. Thus an excuse to create his own family (fancy name for his harem) and also to help others in trouble. Because Ryouta doesn’t struggle so much and everything he does seems to be so magically convenient, it makes it hard to root for him and he becomes a really generic and boring character. Hence it doesn’t matter what level he is because just like age, it is only a number. We should all judge a person by his/her character, right? Yup, and so I judged Ryouta to be one helluva plain and boring main character! Yeah, even his surname is freaking bland…

Moving on to his harem, Emily being the first in his family seems to be like waifu material since she is a good cook and all. Pretty boring (equivalent to her commonly boring surname). The only thing that makes her stand out is how she keeps miscalling Ryouta as Yoda! Oh WTF?! His Japanese name is so hard to pronounce, huh?! Sorry, no great Ryouta quotes like “May the drops be with you”, “You will only find what you bring in” or “Do or do not. There is no try”. It would’ve been more amusing had they parodied this but oh well. Then there’s the annoying b*tch bunny girl AKA Eve. She really gets on my nerves because she thinks she is so high and mighty but depends Ryouta solely for her delicious carrots. She acts as though she is the boss and keeps mocking Ryouta as low level. Bite the hand that feeds you, huh? But I’m sure Ryouta isn’t such a bad guy to discard this bunny girl who is always living at her own pace. Yeah, maybe that is why Ryouta is keeping her since she is living freely as she wishes. The annoyance is just a small price to pay. As long as have carrots, everything good. Then there are Celeste and Alice who came in after halfway and I’m not sure what to make of them except to blow up Ryouta’s harem number. What’s this about Celeste being some great intel gatherer? Don’t really see her doing that. So what about Alice being able to have monster sensing abilities? I guess it is to make Ryouta’s hunting easier. Nothing will get in their way now!

Other characters are pretty forgettable too especially all those that make their cameos a short while. Yeah, hard for me to remember their names too but since they’re so minor, I don’t really bother (still remember Eric? What’s her role again?). I thought Neptune would play a bigger role than being someone with a pretty face who is out to court Ryouta to join his team. Understandably, don’t want to take the spotlight away from Ryouta so he is relegated to just helping him whenever the plot calls for it. Better be an ally than an annoying rival, right? Because of that, Neptune just feels boring as a side character. I wonder if Ryouta’s harem has a limit or if he is still open to take more girls in. Well, it’s pretty predetermined which girls will be part of his family based on the opening credits animation so spoilers alert. What I’m trying to say is that Erza seems to be the one who has been showing some keen romantic interest in Ryouta but can’t bring herself to tell him (and also he is dense) so don’t blame anybody but yourself when your invitations or flirting fail.  Isn’t that why she always bugs him to do exclusive business with the guild? It’s just a cover up and an excuse so she can still see him. Maybe if she would be honest and go straight up to him to say she wants to be part of his family, high chance Ryouta won’t turn her down. And looks like now she has been incorporated into his family. Good for her. Now she can fight for her place with the others! Good luck. The other curious one being Margaret. Not sure if it’s her running joke to see her struggling to kill monsters while her subjects support her. But her character feels so out of place and it feels like she only exists to give Ryouta some ideas of his own. So what are the chances for Ryouta to have a princess in his harem? Sorry, not in the opening credits animation so I guess that fate was not meant to be. Keep waiting for that first giveaway…

Sad to say, the action bits are also as boring. We all already know Ryouta is so freaking overpowered and with his guns, he is basically untouchable. No low level monsters can escape from their fate whenever they face Ryouta. And if there is one that needs more than a few shots, time for some teamwork action. Boring! Because all Emily does is just hammer away with her giant hammer and Celeste using her magic. All just feeling very paltry as there are literally no challenges that Ryouta and his girls cannot overcome. Yes, those dungeon monsters are a dime a dozen and they are all mostly so easily taken care off. I think even if you are a beginner with no experience, just have the right minimal equipment or weapon would be sufficient to kill them and get some drops. You could say this world’s dungeons are so mild compared to those we see like in DanMachi as there are no boss level creatures or big events that would even draw a huge group of adventurers to work together to take down the mighty beast. None. Just plain ol’ boring small groups like Ryouta minding their own businesses. Heck, even Ryouta sometimes goes solo by himself. That’s how freaking easy it is and I bet he could’ve done so even without his overpowered abilities.

Moving onto the art and animation, I think disappointing should be the right word. Sure, it might look like today’s conventional Japanese anime but the overall quality feels inferior. At times the animation is stiff and more often I noticed the characters’ features are simplified. Worse of all, I noticed some inconsistencies in the animation. Like as though the animators didn’t like this project and wanted to get it over with and hence a quick job. Maho Film helming this project, I thought they could’ve done better. Especially when they did Kami-tachi Ni Hirowareta Otoko and Uchi No Ko No Tame Naraba Ore Wa Moshikashitara Maou Mo Taoseru Kamo Shirenai. Oh, these animes have cute looking lolis too but I can’t say the same for this one because Emily and Alice sure don’t look as cute as those aforementioned. Before I forget, there is a bit of CGI too but those are relegated to dungeon monsters and they don’t look too out of place. I’m not saying it’s a masterpiece but its minimal and limited use on these is probably what saved the series from being a total visual abomination. Not by a lot, though.

Voice acting didn’t impress me either. Didn’t recognize anyone in particular except for Hiro Shimono as Neptune. Even so he is quite tame. I’ll be damned if he really goes into joker mode like Zenitsu. The rest of the other casts include Kaito Ishikawa as Ryouta (Iida in Boku No Hero Academia), Rin Kusumi as Emily (Hiyori in Slow Loop), Marika Kouno as Eve (Yumina in Isekai Wa Smartphone To Tomo Ni), Saori Oonishi as Celeste (Kaori in Arifureta), Kanon Takao as Alice (Hermit in Edens Zero), Mai Fuchigami as Erza (Nagisa in Ansatsu Kyoushitsu) and Yuuki Kuwahara as Margaret (Yue in Arifureta). The opening theme, Chase Me by Nora from Konya Anomachikara sounds rather okay with some hip hop elements and generic manufactured pop music. The same can be said for the ending theme, Tambourine No Naru Oka by Airi Miyakawa. Personally, I felt the singer’s voice is a bit flat and she’s saying too many words in her lines like as though a full stop doesn’t exist in this song. Then there’s that weird frenzy special effects sound in the beginning and also throughout the song, the electric guitar can’t stop giving those, uhm, electric guitar strumming effects in the background.

Overall, yet another mediocre and disappointing isekai themed anime that should come to me as no surprises at this point. Everything is so boring from the plot to the characters and for the animation quality to be substandard, it just shows you that something is really wrong with this genre. Or rather, what the heck is wrong with me to even go pick and watch this kind of show. Yeah, looks like my drop rates of watching good animes totally suck. My unique skill of watching crappy animes makes me disappointed at all levels! “That is why I fail”! No wonder. Because, “Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny”! I guess it is impossible for me to “Unlearn what I have learnt”. Now I truly know what it is to “Feel the force… Of disappointment”!

Hataraku Maou-sama S2 part 2

17 February, 2024

There was this confusion at first. The finale of Hataraku Maou-sama S2 is this the second part or is this the third season? Well, based on the numbering of the episodes, I guess it is safe to say that it is the former. Makes sense since the whole thing is a continuation from where things have left off at the end of the second season and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for years for the finale to come out, right? Speaking of which, thank goodness this is the final! Now I can get over this series and move on with my life! Yeah. This is the final part, RIGHT???!!!

Episode 13
A quick reminder that the demon realm was a lawless place before Satan came along. And Lailah giving Maou the power to know about the world. Finally, MgRonald is reopened! It’s about time. Maou so excited with its upgraded features. Damn, he feels good to be back! When the girls go to have their girls talk, Maou doesn’t care since he is preoccupied with Alas Ramus. However it is not the case for Ashiya. He is suspicious they are doing something behind their backs. If eavesdropping wasn’t enough, he tailed them but soon lost them. Heck, even calling Rika and giving her false hope! Just asking if Emi has been acting weird lately! How disappointing. So the next time the same thing happens, this time Urushihara helps out by using a modern tracker. This leads them to a bathhouse but the guys can’t enter since it has a protective barrier. No perversions today. It couldn’t be a worse timing as they get a letter from Miki-T. Oh sorry, it’s a CD. But thankfully, it’s just to tell them to weed the backyard and she’ll deduct this much from their rent. This also gives the guys an idea. So after all that hard work, time to go take a bath, right? Not sure why the girls can’t put off whatever their secret meeting but Suzuno claims they can’t hide it forever from them. So in the bath, the guys hear ambiguous stuffs from the girls’ side. What kind of training are they doing? Sorry, I think they’re just trolling us if this is about making their boobs bigger! Soon we see this is all part of the training to help Chiho control her power. Maou is so curious now that he is willing to risk police arrest just to head over to check it out. Luckily that won’t happen as Emi reveals the truth. Even if this is not her concern, she still wants to help. Hence the training to control this power has caused her to tire out each time. On the way back, Chiho reveals to Emi that when she got possessed, she also saw a strange memory that doesn’t belong to her. From the way she describes, it seems it could be Emi’s dad. However he utters a word “aciethalla”. Too bad Emi doesn’t know what it means too.

Episode 14
With MgRonald back in business, Chiho might want to tone down her loud voice in greeting customers. Don’t want to scare them away to their competitor, no? Maou tries to learn from Kisaki on how to make great coffee so she explains her dream to be a barman. She lets him sign up for this course to be a barista. Chiho talks to Suzuno about Emi’s change in behaviour. She explains about the truth she has learnt and is lost since her whole life has been about duty and revenge. This might be good for her as it takes her focus off Maou. As for relying on Sariel, Suzuno doesn’t think it’s a good idea since that guy has shrivelled up to a shadow of his former self after that rejection. One night, Maou and Emi bump into each other and she sounds grumpy and in a bad mood. He is not impressed and further stokes the fire until well, she starts having tears in her eyes. It is then Maou thinks of taking over this world again. Emi is not impressed because what about it after he achieves that? Maybe he’ll plunge the world into despair. This makes her even madder because she thinks he doesn’t actually mean it. If he was really a cruel Demon Lord, she wouldn’t be suffering this much. She accuses him of not really wanting world domination but rather for someone to acknowledge him doing something big. Before Maou can counter that, he is whisked away. Before him is fellow demon Farfarello and a little samurai kid, Erone who is human. Farfarello claims his side has captured Ente Isla’s strongpoint and wants Maou to return. Obviously Maou declines. Suzuno realizes too late there is a barrier and now Chiho is missing. Sariel says this isn’t any barrier but one that distorts space. Chiho is now with Maou as Farfarello thinks Maou has abandoned his kind based on what Chiho says. Maou explains he was wrong about world domination then and only thought of expanding his territory. If he continues that path, the hero will kill him and demons will fall. Farfarello vows they won’t make the same mistake but Maou continues to reject him and orders him to return. Farfarello gives Maou some magic orb that will restore his heart to his former ferocity. Maou will hold onto it for now. Sariel breaks the barrier and when Farfarello learns who Emi is, he tries to run but she catches him and threatens him to go back quietly. Because if he tries anything funny, she’ll kill him now. Erone comes to aid him and it seems he is powerful enough to fend off Suzuno singlehandedly. But when Emi is about to strike him, Alas Ramus stops mom. Don’t hurt him. This allows Farfarello and Erone to escape. Emi thinks Erone is like Yesod. Alas Ramus confirms he is. Yesod is to Alas Ramus as with Geburah is to Erone.

Episode 15
Maou and co discuss about this and defeating Farfarello will not solve anything since doing so will have another person taking his place. The problem now is that because Maou defended Chiho, he might take her as hostage since she can’t fight. Hence Chiho pleads for Sariel to help train her. He sees no benefit in this until she promises to help him get back with Kisaki. Let’s start training now! So as Sariel trains her in using her voice via singing, Maou and the guys talk how they are taking a gamble with this plan to convince Farfarello that Chiho is on their side. On the way back, they bump into Kisaki who starts talking about her dreams. Not sure what it’s supposed to mean but I figure it’s to give them some hope that it is never too late to chase your dream and are reachable from each small step. Kisaki also takes this chance to unban Sariel from MgRonald since it would be unfair to use her feelings to hurt SFC. But she warns him if he pulls off another stunt like that and hurt her crew, she’ll sue his pants off. Sariel is over the moon. Maou and Chiho attend a MgRonald class. During that, Erone shows up to personally talk to Maou about his intentions about studying. I suppose Japan is a great place to study and prepare for conquest! After that, Erone pops up before Chiho and wants her to come with him. She agrees. Maou rendezvous with the rest and they believe Erone is behind this since they cannot detect her missing presence. With Sariel’s help, he pinpoints Erone’s barrier.

Erone has taken Chiho to see Farfarello. He is surprised she agreed to come. Why? He might have hurt her if she resisted. As he turns into his true form, Chiho explains about Maou’s goal to learn something in Japan for his conquest. Because he doesn’t know what to do, that is why he is learning. She is also trying to find out why he wants to invade Ente Isla. However he is curious why a human would want to help demons. She claims this is not about humans vs demons. In fact, she wants to help Maou achieve a different kind of conquest. A world where both Satan and the hero don’t have to kill each other and both humans and demons can live in peace. By this time, Maou has found them and wants an explanation. Farfarello claims he wants to hear his story from a third party. Maou scolds them that they can ask him anything. He won’t run or hide. Showing Farfarello money, he claims this is more powerful than magic. Once he builds its meaning, they can use it for his world conquest and won’t need magic anymore. Then he has Emi and Suzuno transfer some celestial power into him with the help of Chiho’s singing. This turns Maou back to his true form. Although such force would poison a demon’s body, because Maou is in human form, it had an opposite effect. Now that Farfarello is convinced, he is willing to accept any punishment. But Maou won’t do that. He wants him to return and tell Barbariccia about the new 4 generals by his side: Ashiya, Urushihara, Emi, Suzuno and Chiho. Uhm, isn’t that 5 people?! Emi and Suzuno not too happy but Chiho is over the moon with this ‘promotion’. Farfarello will return with this great news to boost the demons’ morale. With Emi still b*tching about it, Maou tells her to continue watching him so she can truly judge if he is her true enemy or not. Thus, follow him and he’ll show her a whole new world. Too bad the way he says it is so ambiguous and misleading, it makes Emi and Chiho mad. Looks like he has another conquest to clear. Personally, this one feels so much harder…

Episode 16
Alas Ramus wants to sleep over at Maou’s place. And so an argument ensues between Maou and Emi. Basically she is against it because Maou’s place doesn’t even have a decent futon. She doesn’t care about the guys but think of their baby if she is going to sleep here! So yeah, futon shopping! As Urushihara checks the places to shop for one, Maou gives Suzuno some crocodile meat as part of the repayment. Look at how her face lights up. They also talk about because Alas Ramus and Emi fused, they can’t be too far away from each other. Hence with Emi staying here, the rest might have to find somewhere else to sleep. Our lovely family take a train ride for the futon shopping. You bet Emi is going to wince each time people think they’re a couple. Oh, is she going to put on that stupid shocked face each time others refer them to a family? Apparently. Didn’t know futon shopping is so expensive. Well, next door has some that is dirt cheap but it is just for day naps. It ends without any futon being bought but the ‘family’ hang out together. Yeah, really start to look like one. Emi noting her dilemma of doing her duty as a hero or mother (why not both?!) because if Maou becomes the father than the Demon Lord, her job would’ve been much easier. Is she trying to say something?! When Ashiya learns Suzuno left her favourite box of udon packs to them, he feels something is wrong. Could she be going on a journey? Well, she’s not in. Only one person to call for advice. Oh my, poor Rika getting another false hope from Ashiya’s call! Emi is so annoyed that on the train back, Maou slept on her shoulder! She’s pissed! Then Chiho spots them. What are you doing? The baby always speaks the truth, right? Papa and mama picnic together. Going to sleep together. Buying futon! Oh dear. There’s only so much a poor girl can take before she dies of a heart attack! It gets worse with Alas Ramus crying, thinking papa and mama are fighting. Such public drama. As they return, Ashiya tells them Suzuno is missing. They knock on her door and no answer. But soon Chiho could hear something from inside and as they open the door, Suzuno is crying in the dark. Apparently she made some udon curry with that crocodile meat. But she tripped and spilled it all over her favourite kimono. In shock, she gave away her udon to stay away from it for a while. She’s been crying alone ever since. Oh well… As Rika is also having uncertain feelings, Emi calls Emeralda since she too is uncertain over her duty to defeat the Demon Lord. Emeralda hints of a change in pace so Emi believes visiting Ente Isla to sort out her feelings might be a good idea.

Episode 17
Emi tells the gang she wants to go home for a while to sort out her feelings. So as the days passed, soon they get worried as Emi hasn’t returned on the day she said she would. Suzuno asking Maou if he has heard anything but nothing. He suggests contacting Emeralda but it seems she too cannot be contacted. Then with the rest suggesting Maou should overload himself with celestial force, he starts thinking they want to go save her. This is when he says he doesn’t care what humans do on Ente Isla. If they kill each other, it is to his advantage. Hence if Emi is in trouble, it is not his problem. Suzuno then asks what if Chiho is the one who is in trouble. He says his conclusion wouldn’t change. Really? Because yeah, Chiho heard all that. She is sad that he is lying and not the kind of person who breaks promises. Especially when he made them part of his generals to show them a new world. She is the one who asked Suzuno to check on him so sorry for tricking him. Ashiya then talks to Maou that nobody would win a fair fight against Emi. This means if they found out she is in Ente Isla, they might play dirty and take somebody hostage. He calls out Maou’s move to name the humans as his generals and send Farfarello home as unwise even if it was to protect Chiho and prevent more demons from showing up in Japan. They think that humans there might get mad thinking Emi and Suzuno betrayed them and that Emi did all this to protect Chiho. If there is someone who wants Emi more than her fighting prowess, it is the angels. As Maou goes to take some driving licence test, he meets a strange father and daughter, Hiroshi and Tsubasa Satou. Tsubasa trying to sniff him?! You bet it freaks him out. Yeah, he smelled familiar. Meanwhile Rika visits Ashiya. No, she’s not desperate for him. Actually, Emi has been away from work for so long and she is worried since she has not contacted her since a week. But that is what shocks the rest. Because Emi has been gone for 3 weeks. Rika shows them an unknown phone call and that voice definitely belonged to Emi. She sounded like she was in a rush. Suddenly a distress call from Chiho. No time to explain. Suzuno and Urushihara start to fly there. Rika can’t believe her eyes in seeing this.

Episode 18
A Malebranche demon is seen wandering about at Chiho’s school. Sorry students, this isn’t cosplay. Chiho tries to contact Maou but it isn’t connecting. Maybe she’ll try Suzuno. What’s worse than Tsubasa trying to smell Maou? Why, trying to lick him! WTF?! She realizes he is the one and takes off her hat. Recognize this hairstyle? Yes, Acieth Alla is Alas Ramus’ big sister. That’s right. The baby is the big sister! So this Hiroshi guy can’t be human too, right? He then converses in Maou in their Ente Isla language. When Maou claims he is looking for Emi, he starts getting frantic as he too is looking for her. As you would have guessed, he is Nord, Emi’s father. Maou is soon contacted by Suzuno who tells him to get his ass right to Chiho’s school as she has sent an SOS. Don’t worry, Acieth can fly them there! Screw the public seeing them! Meanwhile Chiho tries to talk to that demon, Libicocco (better pronounce his name right!). Although he is happy Satan is still alive, he cannot accept his new generals. He is also here to cause havoc as told. Yeah, he is burning down a few houses! Just in time for Suzuno and Urushihara to drop in. Elsewhere, Ashiya is having it hard to explain to Rika about all this. I don’t think she’ll buy that energy drink testing crap! Maou then returns so as to put Nord here before flying off with Acieth. Ashiya and Nord converse in their own language. Nord explains he would’ve remained a farmer till he assumed responsibility to deliver Acieth to the chosen one his wife told him. That chosen one could be Maou. Putting the pieces together, Ashiya knows he is Emi’s father. Rika can’t stand being left out and demands an explanation. Ashiya starts off revealing Emi’s real name and isn’t from Japan. Heck, she is not from this world. If she can’t believe all that, then it will be hard to proceed further. But they soon realize the place is surrounded by some army. Ashiya recognizes them as Efzahan’s second highest knight squad. Nord believes they couldn’t be after him seeing he won’t be here if he had not met Maou. So Ashiya? Maybe. Because he thinks the attack on Chiho’s school is a diversion and that the enemy was targeting all along. Meanwhile we see Amane returning to the city.

Episode 19
Urushihara watches Suzuno fight Libicocco. He finds something off. The way he fights, he will eventually lose. Like as though this is a distraction for something. Eventually he loses but Suzuno will not kill him since she has changed. Suddenly fireballs rain down from the sky. Urushihara protects them but takes damage. The girls are surrounded by angel knights. Gabriel’s? No, archangel Chamuel. Meanwhile Gabriel’s side has disabled Ashiya and Nord. He tries to take them back but Rika is trying to stop them. So she’s not afraid of angels? I guess she’s not Christian… Anyway, not sure why an angel disobeys Gabriel’s orders not to kill her but luckily Amane returns in time. She claims she owns this place and has the right to do something if outsiders cause trouble. Gabriel agrees to leave as long as he can take Ashiya and Nord. Kidnapping them? Well, returning them to where they belong. As a huge wind barrier is protecting Chiho’s school, the only way for Maou to get inside is to kiss Acieth? Just trolled us. Just linking their foreheads together. It is then she realizes he is Satan. Libicocco wants Chiho to hand over her shard if she knows what is good for her. Suzuno reminds Chiho never to do that and fights everybody with deadweight Chiho on her back. Eventually she gets wounded as Libicocco seizes Chiho. Before Suzuno gets killed, the return of Maou to save them. He even pulls out a sacred sword to kick those angels’ ass. Chamuel then becomes a rabid mad dog trying to kill Maou but fails. Gabriel is here to pick up Chamuel and as apology, fixes all the damages and rewrites the memories of all those unrelated. That easy. Maou has to restrain Acieth since she too is on the verge of becoming rabid to kick Gabriel’s ass. As the angels leave, Gabriel admits Emi is in their custody. Maou and his injured comrades return home and learn from Amane what happened. Amane tells him Ashiya left him a message. Something about the gates of hell at some art museum. Maou then realizes something. Ashiya has been doing some research on it and it looks possible they can open that gate with an amplifier. Everybody is willing to go on this big rescue mission but what is bothering Maou? He needs to find someone to cover his shift! Oh my, that’s the least of his problems now! We see Emi and Alas Ramus fine in some room in heaven. Orba is also here and tells her that her dad has arrived. As the stage has been set, as long as Emi does as she is told, he will do no harm.

Episode 20
When Emi arrived at Ente Isla with Emeralda, the latter parted ways seeing she is going to look more into Orba as he is viewed as a hero here. They will only meet up a few days later. So welcome back to Ente Isla where everything is so backwards and it makes you appreciate the good life and advancement in Japan! I can understand why Alas Ramus is throwing up a fuss. Yucky food! Emi sees her father’s cornfield and is filled with hope that she can find him. One day, Alas Ramus runs through an invisible barrier and ends up at some house. It seems this house has the same scent as Emi. Emi then asks who her mom is. Lailah. Oh. You mean that question never crossed her mind before?! This agonizes Emi as she wonders why mom saved Maou and then scattered the shards. Trying to put them back together now? Alas Ramus thought she sensed Acieth but starts crying when upon realizing she is gone. This causes the barrier to break and Orba and Raguel to find them. Learning that her father is in their custody, Emi has no choice but to go with them. Suzuno returns with a couple of scooters! Oh, so they’re going to ride this around in Ente Isla?! So does it have gas there?! I guess better than flying around and gain unwanted attention. Because opening the gate requires a lot of power, only Suzuno and Maou will head there. After all, Urushihara has confirmed with Gabriel that Emi, Alas Ramus and Nord are all there at Efzahan. At MgRonald, when Sariel steps in, Acieth suddenly tries to attack him but Maou recalls her. Then they talk to him as Sariel notes Gabriel tried to bring him back but he refused. Then he goes on to say how he doesn’t care for anything else except for Kisaki and lives his life just for her. Creepy. Though, he admits despite he has done nothing to the Tree of Life directly, he reveals heaven’s true goal in messing with it: To prevent a true God from being born on Ente Isla. Maou and Suzuno get ready as they ride their scooter into the gate. Is it me or does it look funny?!

Episode 21
Emi’s strange dream of trying to find everybody missing and when she finally found Maou, he kills her! Is this a premonition? Orba has Emi don her armour and be the commander of the army who will go slay the demons and retake their city. Hear all the cries of hope? Yes, people are putting all their faith in her. Maou and Suzuno ride their scooter and camp out during their journey. She asks of his intentions to invade Ente Isla. He explains about the demon realm being sh*tty and all. When he managed to reunite it, he realized his miscalculation. You see, demons rely on magic to live and bringing peace while doing away with all the chaos also did away the magic. Knowing the realm would starve if he did nothing, that is why he invaded Ente Isla to restore their depleted resources rather than destroying it. After the invasion, he did his research on humans but just couldn’t get it. Until he stepped into Japan. He only realized humans need food to survive and not magic. So that became the basis for society structure for humans. He felt his sins were betraying the trust of his subjects and drove them to their deaths. His atonement is to be their king until he dies. Suzuno becomes God to absolve him of his sins? Or his guilt? As the campaign against demons rages on, Emi is prevented from taking part. Then she suggests to have the demons surrender but Orba disagrees since it is like allowing demons to live. But looks like without her help, the demons are routed.

Meanwhile Gabriel talks to Ashiya who knows about his plan to have him fight the humans. Gabriel only needs him to keep fighting Emi as long as he can. Ashiya then talks to Farfarello and Barbariccia and chastises them for being duped by heaven into this. They should’ve listened to Maou’s orders and returned to the demon realm instead of wasting lives of their brethren. Barbariccia then points out it seems the shard’s power also works on demons. Realizing that Nord doesn’t have his holy sword, Ashiya can see what Gabriel is planning too. That’s right, Gabriel has waited 2000 for this chance of a new Demon Lord to be born. Albert stumbles into Maou and Suzuno after hearing rumours of weirdoes riding scooters. He tells them of Emeralda’s fate. The day she was supposed to meet up with Emi, she got hauled up by the church. They branded her an apostate and all this was to cover up Orba’s wrongdoing. But it is her position that guaranteed Emi and Albert’s safety. He tried to see Emeralda after that but was prevented any form of contact. Maou suggests they join forces. He tries to demonstrate Acieth by turning her into a sword but it seems she is only able to transform into a small one. She claims Maou is preventing her. Is he? He then starts to vomit and feel sickly. Only then Suzuno realizes something strange. Maou has returned to Ente Isla but why is he not in his original form?

Episode 22
Chiho talks to Amane and wants to know if she is related to the Tree of Life. She claims she is half. Her dad is a sephirah but her mom is human. But Miki T is a child of sephirah just like her dad. Speaking of which, she returns and warns Chiho learning the truth won’t change anything. Even so, she doesn’t want to regret not knowing anything if she keeps running away. Emi’s side easily defeats Malebranche’s leader as Ashiya and his demons have a war strategy meeting. Maou is throwing a tantrum since he won’t be doing anything? Damn, he is even willing to beat up Acieth who is sleep talking about food?! Maou wonders why the heroes let him live peacefully in Japan. They did consider attacking him but Albert felt it was to respect Emeralda and Emi’s wish. Albert is also somewhat grateful to Adramelech. In a battle, he was prepared to die but Adramelech said he will not commit mindless massacres nor killed civilians for fun. Even when Albert requested a one on one fight with him, Adramelech refused such cheap warrior pride. It made Albert think that these demons were more humans than them. Suzuno and Albert’s mission now is to save Emi and the emperor. She believes she understands both sides enough to pull this off. Maou talks to Acieth about stuffs. But WTF she ate too much and vomits, and that vomit propelled them into the sky and then into the forest lake?! Is this supposed to be a joke?! Emi is shocked to learn that Ashiya is leading the demons. She realizes this is all part of Orba’s plan seeing Ashiya is the only demon general whom the heroes never defeated. Doing so will save Nord. But too bad, Maou isn’t here. So why is Emi looking so sad? Because yeah, she has an emotional breakdown since she is conflicted and hates doing all this. She is so lost and doesn’t know what to do anymore. It’s bad when Alas Ramus has to tell her papa will come and Emi even pining her hopes for Maou to come and save her! But soon Emi is called because Ashiya has sent a letter. Well, the rest can’t read this ‘cryptic’ message in Japanese. At first it doesn’t make sense to Emi. A vow to payback for some tofu. Then she realizes the meaning of this code. It means Maou will come and a warning to withdraw if they want to survive. She wants to head into battle immediately and oh boy, she is so relieved to know Maou is coming for her.

Episode 23
Suzuno and Albert take a secret passage underneath the palace and come out inside the royal toilet. As they go into the bed chamber of the emperor to seek an audience, they find it strange as he is not responding. Unfortunately, Gabriel won’t let them interfere in their plans and teleports them far away to the distant western continent. As ‘reward’, he tells them the emperor is not sleeping here but somewhere else. This is just Nord. Emi begins her fight with Ashiya. Orba tries to stop her since Ashiya is provoking her but Farfarello and Barbariccia stop the old fart from interfering. Emi apologizes for the many demons she has killed but Ashiya notes they are powerless to stop things. As Acieth is feeling better, the crest on her forehead starts glowing, an indication Alas Ramus is fighting. Maou is surprised to learn that she could fuse with anyone because she notes there were a lot of bad side effects fusing with Maou like the loss of his power. It means they were a bad match and she would’ve been more suited to Chiho or Urushihara. This means that it isn’t the sephiroth aren’t the mistletoe but everyone else with knowledge. It’s time to make their move so, uhm, ride scooters? At this point they’re worried about being discovered? As the angels watch Emi’s fight, Chamuel is agitated that Emi hasn’t used to full power of the sephiroth since doing so, Ashiya will not stand a chance. In the case she becomes exhausted, the angels will butt in. Yeah well, it’s been 7 hours of Emi vs Ashiya! Maou and Acieth ride through the guards. You better get out of the way since insurance doesn’t cover you blokes on Ente Isla! Even throwing firecrackers at those chasing them. They’re this close and still riding their scooter? Why not ditch it and fly?! Oh right. Don’t want to wreck it. But it seems the scooters are sturdier than the palace doors! Ram right through it! Maou finally meets Emi and Ashiya. Emi acting weird and apologizing for all the trouble. Awkward. She gets emotional as Acieth brings Nord to her. Finally reunited with her father. Alas Ramus is also happily reunited with hers and also Acieth. Sorry to interrupt this touching reunion but looks like they have to deal with the angels now.

Episode 24
With Emi deciding to side with Maou, Maou insults the angels especially Raguel and considers him lower than Sariel because at least that fallen angel is doing things via his own merits. Meanwhile, what a convenience that Suzuno and Albert stumble into the fake inquisition of Emeralda and put a stop to it to save her. As Maou and Ashiya fight the angels, Acieth notices the shard in Emi is no good. But then she notices it starts to resonate with Ashiya’s. Not sure about the logic of exposing it to magic rather than celestial force, Emi steals it from him to give it to Acieth. Because of that, she now gets to power up Maou and she becomes his holy sword. So apparently there’s some explanation about the sephiroth and that such sacred stuffs are not only limited to heroes and angels and that’s why everybody has got a misunderstanding over it. Not that I understand it either. Suzuno uses her authority to apprehend Orba as she reveals the revelation that there are no real angels and those so called angels are actually humans. You can buy some wings at the mart and call yourself one! Really? She also adds the angels are the one who brought terror to the land and not the demons. If they don’t believe, the emperor is here to vouch for her. Maou defeats the angels and he won’t kill Gabriel just yet. Not until he brings him back to Japan to spill the beans. With everything over, Emi tries to apologize to Maou but he claims it is not her fault to begin with. She only did it because she is the hero and he the devil. After all, there are other people whom she owes an apology for like Chiho and Rika. When they’re back in Japan, Chiho can’t contain her happiness to go see them. Gabriel is handed over to Miki-T and Amane. Rika sees Emi to tell her the bad news that she has been fired. On the bright side, Rika still remains her friend. More good news as Nord finally wakes up. Not a dream. Father and daughter finally reunite. Then everyone has a good meal together.

Devil In Her(o) Heart: Every Hero Has Demons
Uhm… Is that it? Is that really how it all ends? Why does it all feel so flimsy and unsatisfying in the sense that they just ended it for the sake of ending it. I mean, so many stuffs were left unexplained and it was all so rushed. A quick check over the internet as I discovered it seems there is some epilogue and whatever answers to unanswered questions because it ends with Maou ending up with somebody (I shall not spoil it here!). So oh my, are we going to have another season or not?! Perhaps it is not likely and maybe they might just do a few OVAs to cover that. But whatever. I’m so confused and bored that I’m just glad I’m done with this series. Assuming this anime’s season is the last one!

Honestly, I don’t understand what’s going on this season. Actually, I don’t see where the heck it is all going. Rather, I was so bored that perhaps I wasn’t paying actual attention so it could be my bad that my mind was shut off halfway and didn’t understand what’s going on. So yeah, this is supposed to be the final stretch but it felt like one long draggy affair to that finale. In fact, I believe there were a lot of questions that were not answered like Lailah’s goal and the likes. Again, I only have myself to blame since I wasn’t paying full attention. Hence this final stretch feels a bit odd because Emi has been separated from the family-cum-gang about halfway. Then it becomes another draggy affair to go and rescue her. Not even sure why Orba is doing this (don’t really remember, though) and the curious circumstances surrounding angels and humans were possibly from the same race and demons could be too, eluded me like a slippery eel. Whatever it is, I’m glad it is all over!

When you think about angels not really being angels and are just human beings (what a convenient and boring revelation), you have to wonder what are the demons then. Are they humans too? If they’re just some other races, I sure don’t see elves and dwarves around! And where’s even Lailah?! I thought she would show up for some major plot twist but she’s nowhere to be seen. I wonder if the producers forgot about her. And this sephiroth and shards thingy not really fully explained either and why does Efzahan looks so much like ancient China! At least the Chinese influence is so strong and it makes you wonder if there were refugees in the past that ran over to Earth and started a new China. Sorry, went off tangent there but those are some of the more pressing questions bugging me. Anyway, I don’t care anymore. I’m glad it is all over!

So I guess reading comments of this season from the internet, I could say that the fans and viewers are really split on this. Some say it is good and way better than the first season (I bet these people are just simps of Chiho) and the other team is saying everything went downhill and is all just sh*t. Yup, make a guess which faction I belong to. I have not read the light novel source (that ended back in 2020) but those who read it said the ending was sh*t. Yup, just like the one we got here in this adaptation. So it begs the question should it have gone for an original anime ending? I don’t know, either way the series is already like sh*t to me so it doesn’t make a difference. Whether our gang is going to happily continue play this pretend family thingy or Maou goes berserk and destroys the world and everybody else. Yeah. That. For better or worse, I’m glad it is all over. Now, I hope they don’t f*cking animate the other spinoffs of this series! WTF they have a high school spinoff and, uhm, a cooking version?! Please, NOOOO!!!!

I don’t know what to say any more about the characters but I guess I’ll try for closing purposes and keep it simple. Basically Maou trying to redeem himself for the mistakes he did when he tried to unify his people. And yeah, I find it really strange that it is Japan that thought him about all the societal stuffs. Hey, at least this proves that humans have some sort of worth then generally being selfish scumbags. So how is he doing? He is hanging on there and at this rate he might climb the corporate ladder or something. I don’t know, why not try to impose this on his fellow demons? Imagine demons working in an office job or serve food… Yikes. Casting away magic and conquest all for scraps of paper? It’s all about the money. YIKES! As for Emi, looks like she isn’t as irritating as in previous season since she is away. But in some ways she is a bit pitiful because of her conflict to get revenge on Satan for killing her father. And now the fact it isn’t so and her father is still breathing, you could see where the dilemma stems from. Like as though she isn’t sure of her purpose in life anymore. Well, good thing it all turns out well in the end. So is she ready to continue to play the role of mama? Wedding bells with Maou when? This should happen if they’re going to prove coexistence between races is possible! Or would you rather be a racist!

I thought Chiho would play some prominent role here. Because I’ve forgotten already whatever power she has and even so, it felt wasted because she was left out from the final stretch. So I really don’t know, did they forget her or it is all just some red herring. Alas Ramus not as annoying as last season since she makes less appearance but still annoying, though. Acieth also equally feels the same but to a lesser degree. Don’t know why I find her my pace attitude to be amusing but still better than Alas Ramus. Yeah, the other shards of sephiroth feel wasted because like Erone, where the heck was he? And what’s this about Miki-T and Amane being related to that? Oh yeah. Great plot twist. I knew they were strange people but somehow for them to be related to this isn’t surprising and somehow it took all my little zest out of them. Will Rika and Ashiya end up together? Still more probable than Sariel and Kisaki!

For the demons, Ashiya being given more screen time towards the end so that we don’t pigeonhole him as someone who freaks out whenever Maou goes over the budget or buys unnecessary stuffs. Like how we did for Urushihara as a hikikomori NEET who loves shopping online. Sure, he has some uses as a fallen angel but he is mostly the former. Remember Camio? No? Yup, me too. I suppose this is just to assure us that somebody is keeping the order in the demon realm during Satan’s absence. Why do they even need to introduce Farfarello and Libicocco is beyond my understanding but I guess it is to show that the Maou has some more allies considering the humans and angels have theirs. Sorry, still need to do double takes in spelling and pronouncing their names! For the angels, can I say better to know the devil than the angels? They could be the devil in disguise and for Gabriel, what is this about his goal to create a new Demon Lord? Does God exist or not? Who the f*ck this Chamuel? Why he so angry at Maou? Did Satan kill his sister or family or something? Raguel still there. With his afro and shades. Doing nothing. F*ck yeah, there are many other more characters that I am close to forgetting but I’m not just going to bother with it anymore. And they all just lost to Maou like that. Oh right. They’re just humans with wings.

Until today, I still cannot get over the downgrade of the visuals of this series, which is also the biggest issue that many of those who saw the first season umpteen years ago have. Yes, the visual quality for this part still sucks ass sh*t hard! I know we all love consistency but please not that only applies to good quality. It is one of the biggest put offs I had while I was watching this season and the last. The biggest demotivation factor that contributed to why I was just freaking bored in watching the whole thing. Story didn’t appeal to me so I wasn’t listening. Now the visuals look like sh*t too and I can’t spend 100% of my eyes watching this garbage, CAN I?! So yeah, sometimes I have to roll my eyes away in fear in staring too long at this crappy garbage animation will cause them to melt and fall off! But seriously, how can they still make such horrendous animation quality today?! Look at how freaking ugly and simple Chiho is! Don’t know about you Chiho simps but she’s a turn off. Good riddance this is all over.

Well, having Tomokazu Sugita voicing as Farfarello sure didn’t help much. I thought Eri Kitahara was back as Acieth something sounded a bit off about her voice. Too bad it’s not her but Madoka Asahina (Kominami in Bokutachi Wa Benkyou Ga Dekinai). The other new casts joining in include Atsushi Ono as Nord (Orochi in One Punch Man), Chikahiro Kobayashi as Chamuel (Sugimoto in Golden Kamuy), Megumi Han as Erone (Sumire in Chihayafuru) and Kenji Nomura as Libicocco (Reystov in Saihate No Paladin). Well, it’s good to know that after all these years, Nano Ripe still sounds the same as always. Yeah. Not good at least in my books. Here she sings the generic anime rock opening theme, Hikari No Nai Machi. And when the opening animation credits starts off with a distraught Emi in tears and emotionally crying, that isn’t a good sign and doesn’t bode well with me. As for the ending theme, Bloomin by Liyuu sounds more like an idol pop because if you don’t know, Liyuu is that Keke girl from Love Live! Superstar series.

Overall, this season has been really disappointing, even more so everything that led up to that bland and strange ending. The whole point is to get everyone together again as a family. Term used in the loosest sense. I’m only glad that this is all over and I can finally take heart that I can put away this anime in one of those boxes that I will never open again until many years into the future for posterity purposes! Heh. So can we say that this series is done for good? Unless… They decided to do a remake to fix that sh*t quality visuals! OMFG!!! PLEASE, NO!!! I want to resign from this series forever! Can it stay that way! When you have a great Satan renouncing his Demon Lord title to work part time at a fast food joint or a great hero taking on a normal office job, and then they both ‘marry’ each other and play family, come to think of it, these characters have a better life than mine! GRRR!!! But I won’t give up my full time otaku hobby for all that!

As we all already know long before, a certain popular slime series is going to have a third season. So what better way than to remind us all of that with a side story to binge on since all episodes were release at once: Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken: Coleus No Yume. Taking place between the first and second season, our slime main character gets embroiled in a distant kingdom’s conspiracy plot. Well, I guess this is better than a recap episode!

Episode 1
A few days left before Rimuru’s term in Freedom Academy is over, he is summoned by Yuuki. As usual, this guy wants Rimuru to do him a job that involves the Kingdom of Coleus. That nation is now embroiled in a battle for succession between the older brother, Souther who is the crown prince as well as Aslan who is the son of a concubine. The thing is, Aslan is a great adventurer and has convinced the local guild to rebel and now they have declared independence. As Coleus is part of a group of nation’s council, it seems they are not keen on diplomacy or interference from the rest so they have to respect that. Hence Rimuru’s job is to go investigate and see what the deal is on both sides. Of course he won’t do it alone and Yuuki will send another adventurer to help him, Paulo. Based on the info they get, Yuuki and the guild will see whose side they want to support. Before Rimuru departs, it seems Jeff knows he is heading there and is even willing to write a letter of recommendation. Jeff also knows about Rimuru doing and undercover investigation and suggests using an alias in which Rimuru uses Satoru (his original name). Jeff hints that the letter is to introduce Rimuru but whatever he does as Satoru is none of his business. After that, Yuuki brings Rimuru to meet Paolo. Quite a loud guy. You could say he is more brawn than brains and he is also broke! Yeah, looks like Rimuru has got to take care of him too other than being the team leader! And so the duo travel to the desert kingdom as Rimuru imparts some of his knowledge to Paolo, wowing him. Upon arrival, they meet Chiffon who turns out to be Jeff’s sister and is married to Marquis Barak Jahil. Rimuru now sees the connection why Jeff wants him to come here. Of course it is not to take Chiffon back but to discuss guild matters. Rimuru tells what is needed about his mission and thus he can’t make the decisions. Barak will not interfere but is willing to help. Chiffon then wants Rimuru to visit Princess Zenobia who is currently bed ridden with some illness. Perhaps he could help find a cure. Next day as she brings him there, they come across Gustav who is the court’s physician. It seems Gustav and Chiffon don’t like each other and the former thinks she brought a scammer (Rimuru) here and will report to the king. Suit yourself. As Rimuru sees Zenobia, he realizes she is blind. After analysing her condition and shockingly it is just mainly malnutrition, he lets her drink some honey. And just like that after a sip, she can now see!!! OMFG!!!

Episode 2
Souei reports his findings to Rimuru especially about Aslan’s great fighting abilities and Paolo has been slacking and drinking at the bar. Because Paolo has also been badmouthing Rimuru while drunk, at least the suspicions on him are off. Rimuru has dinner with Barak and Chiffon when Aslan decides to pay a visit. He has heard news of Zenobia being cured and is here to give his thanks to Rimuru. He mentions he intended to support Souther when he becomes king but he has changed especially when Zenobia fell ill 3 years ago. They got desperate enough to hire Gustav but even he said there was no hope. Strangely, the king their father also fell ill but none are allowed to see him. Aslan theorizes that many including Souther is under Gustav’s mind control. More coincidence because 3 years ago, Souther too was sickly when suddenly he became strong. Hence Gustav might be a vampire and this whole thing isn’t just about a kingdom’s succession struggle but a plot by Valentine to sabotage humanity’s defence zone (something about Souther being given Zeinblood that turns one into a vampire too). Barak uses some art of his to break free of the unsuspecting charm around him and his wife. At least Zenobia didn’t turn into a vampire and thanks to Rimuru’s medicine, it helped stemmed that process. Their priority now is to take out Gustav the traitor.

As Rimuru also hides in Zenobia’s room, he sees Souther visiting her and he is very worried about all the troubles that had befallen on her. Rimuru finds it strange since this is not how he was painted. As Souther leaves, Rimuru could sense a great aura that Souther has been hiding. He further eavesdrop that Souther is going all out to wipe out Aslan’s faction. Rimuru is then caught by Zenobia. She knows who he is but little slime guy pretends to be Satoru. She tells him that her brothers are like little boys crying out for help. The real problem is Gustav because she sensed something about him. Worse, her father has not visited her since she fell ill and guess what? Gustav is his trusted friend. Rimuru hides as Gustav is seen coming in. It seems he puts Zenobia to sleep in hopes of further refining her soul as well as making Rimuru as a living sacrifice. Although Zenobia is asleep, she can telepathically communicate with Rimuru and he hopes he can save her brothers seeing their powers have been given to this evil man. Rimuru later discusses his next actions with Benimaru and Souei. As predicted, Gustav is going to pin Zenobia’s poor health on Rimuru. This will cause the brothers to fight each other and they have to stop that. Rimuru will have his men stop Aslan’ side from meeting up. Soon, Rimuru is arrested but that is of course his body double. He then transforms into a handsome rebel known as Satoru as he takes Zenobia away. Obviously he gives himself away to spread some fake info. Benimaru and Souei confront Aslan and his men who are prepared to head out for battle. Both keep Aslan and Barak at bay until Rimuru arrives.

Episode 3
Rimuru heals Zenobia before the brothers. As shocked as they are, they learn both have been duped by Gustav and even more so, been fed false info by their good friend, Carl. Speaking of him, here he is laughing that he almost witnessed the brothers kill each other. He calls Gustav to take their next action. Gustav takes Souther’s vitality, making the traitors even more powerful as Archdemons. Gustav then takes Zenobia hostage while he lets Carl kill the rest. Aslan protects his brother from Carl’s fatal blow. But no brotherly tears or dastardly evil laughter. Because Rimuru shocks everyone by healing Aslan and then has Souei and Benimaru join in to fight him. Paolo realizes he has been useless and needs to act now. Gustav panics upon seeing Carl losing. Needing to protect Zenobia as his vessel, he steals all of Carl’s essence. As he powers up, Paolo kidnaps Zenobia. Gustav chases him but is stopped by Luminous. He doesn’t think much of her and fights her. Realizing she is much more powerful than him, he doesn’t want to die before achieving his goals. So he uses up all his power to summon his master, Ultima who possesses Zenobia’s body. It seems Luminous and Ultima know each other. The feeling is not mutual. Both have an epic magic fight but since it gets nowhere, Gustav thinks he has achieved something by summoning her. However Ultima scoffs off he did nothing since all this was done using her own power. Since he is a disappointment, she will not leave traces of evidence behind and finishes him off. Ultima will settle this next time and disappears.

Luminous then tells Paolo to take the credit for defeating Gustav. The rest realize Carl has reverted back into a frail human. They see Zenobia fine but find it hard to believe Paolo defeated Gustav. But whatever. Threat is over. Rimuru then quickly leaves to return to his clone sitting in prison. When the brothers go release him and ask him for the honey, they realize he and Satoru are the same person. So the gig is up as everyone talks to Rimuru and knows the great nation he is ruling now. They let him know that when they went to apprehend the king, it seems he has already died. Evidence left behind showed he did summon those Archdemons. This is to make the sons fight each other so that he could possess the body of the winner to extend his own life. Well, he got what’s coming as flashback shows Luminous killed him for this foolish act. In the aftermath, Souther ascends the throne with Aslan appointed as his minister for military affairs. Zenobia is totally cured while Paolo decides to stay back since he has been scouted to be the captain of the knights. Rimuru returns to report to Yuuki. All is well. But Yuuki has a new mission for him… NOT HEARING ANY OF THIS CRAP!!! Now, Rimuru has turned into a Demon Lord, Coleus wants to secure diplomatic relations with him.

Slime Of The Desert
I have a feeling that this whole spinoff was just to introduce the rest of the Primordial Demons (which Guy and Diablo are) even if it was just their short cameo at the end of the series and they might make proper appearances come the next season. So either they become part of Rimuru’s minister or cabinet, or they become the greatest foes that he will have to face. Either way, we all know how it will turn out seeing Rimuru is so overpowered and there is nothing that he cannot do. So yeah, let’s expend his Tempest nation and add more characters to his expanding family! And to think the promotional poster fooled us into thinking that Luminous and Ultima will be the main stars when they only made super short cameos at the end of the final episode. Were we duped or just over hoping for something?

Well, 3 episodes aren’t anything much to tell but it’s the same ol’ formula of Rimuru getting involved with something big and then in a way has a hand in solving it with his miracles or overpowered abilities. However this time I feel that Rimuru doesn’t play much of a prominent role. Sure, healing Zenobia’s blindness is one thing (and a reminder that Rimuru is God!), but for the rest of the typical conspiracy plot of outsider Archdemons making brothers of the throne fight each other for an ulterior agenda, it is basically Souther and Aslan who eventually rise up to the occasion to do what is necessary to thwart the tragedy. Rimuru and his merry men just did the minimal and played the supportive role. Oh heck, even that idiotic Paolo claimed a bigger credit even though he didn’t do no jack sh*t! And what’s this he borrowed money from Rimuru and didn’t pay back? Oh my, how’s that conscious coming along for you? For better or worse, I guess it is a good thing that Rimuru stays out of the limelight because who knows what troublesome sh*t mess he’ll get into if he becomes the hero. Nothing like his overpowered couldn’t fix but that isn’t the point.

I don’t have anything else much to say about this short one but I suppose it’s all just pretty average to me. It’s just pretty okay in my honest opinion seeing that I’m not really a fan of the series despite being awed in the first season. But I noticed all that enthusiasm has started to wane seeing how the cliché of overpowered isekai main characters tropes have permeated the industry throughout the years and seasons. My simple dream is that the next season won’t suck as bad. Just enough to keep me entertained. I’m sure that is the most simplest of task that a simple slime like the great Rimuru could easily accomplish, right? Otherwise, I’ll call it the OMG Disaster. Heh. Sorry. Bad pun.

Irrashaimase (Welcome)! Oh, you know how Japanese love their vending machines. In fact, they have the highest vending machines per capita in the world and use it more than any other people in the world. Ah, such conveniences. Because with every damn thing that has been thought out to be given the isekai treatment, it is time to honour the ubiquitous vending machine with its own isekai story! Hah. I made that up. But yes, I kid you not. Guy dies and reincarnates into a vending machine in the other world! Don’t believe me? It’s literally in its title, Jidou Hanbaiki Ni Umarekawatta Ore Wa Meikyuu Wo Samayou. And now, the isekai people can learn and enjoy the convenience and goodness that all comes inside one huge blocky machine! Kouka Wo Tounyuu shite kudasai (Please insert a coin)!

Episode 1
Look who died and got the isekai treatment? Yeah, this dude remembers he was riding his bike and following a truck carrying a vending machine. It got loose and slammed onto him, killing him. Now he realizes he is reborn as a vending machine? Sure, he is a vending machine maniac but is this a blessing or curse? Damn, he can’t move. He takes a look at the inventory and stuffs he has and it seems he can replenish points with coins. That’s right. Feed money to this vending machine to get the stuff you want and in return the money converts to replenish his skill points. He is soon attacked a by a frog monster. He is persistent in tearing this machine and HP is draining fast. Worse, he calls his buddies to whack it! Luckily going through his skill set again, he manages to use some blessing to put up a barrier until the frogs leave. A few days later, a lost and hungry hunter girl, Lammis stumbles into this vending machine. She inserts a coin to get some food. Seeing how delicious it is, she spends more. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone because both parties are now replenished one way or the other. So happy this dude, he can change the menu for her to buy more stuffs. Lammis notes he can only say limited words and talks to him via yes or no style. She decides to take him back to her village to meet Hulemy. Don’t worry, she’s a strong girl and carrying him is no sweat. The guards outside her village are relieved she is still alive as she introduces this vending machine. Curious at first, once they make their first purchase, they become hooked. Since Lammis found this machine, according to local laws, it is hers to keep. Lammis returns to the inn as Munami is glad to see her alive. As she has no money to bring it to see Hulemy who lives on the surface, she has to work here. In the meantime, the vending machine is placed outside the inn and it is attracting lots of people. Lammis alternates of placing Boxxo (vending machine dude’s new name) in front of the inn and at the guard post at the gate. She doesn’t mind as it makes them happy. Yup, Boxxo being happy in this strange world as a vending machine, serving many with his greatly priced canned foods.

Episode 2
Who is this bear dude before Boxxo now? Lammis recognizes him as the director of the hunter association. It seems he needs Lammis’ help to join an expedition to wipe out the frog fiends. So what’s Boxxo got to do with it? It is a mission that will take days so he needs her to carry it as their food supply. The leader of the hunter group, Kerioyl is curious about Boxxo because even Lammis doesn’t understand how it gets refilled. He gets his assistant, Filmina to analyse it but she detects no magic and just a block of iron. As the group makes camp, Boxxo getting his business with everyone lining up to buy hot cups of tasty food. Many bond over dinner like Lammis making friends with Shui. Bear talks to Lammis about bringing Boxxo into battle. While Lammis can fight, she is worried about Boxxo. However Boxxo claims he can fight. So they’ll both join the frontlines. The big battle begins. Lammis can fight better with Boxxo as her weight. Boxxo helps by putting up barriers when the enemy gets too many. Eventually they manage to deal with the horde but there is more in the frontlines. But with some hunters injured, Lammis and Boxxo are to provide aid to them. Boxxo giving out free water bottles. Bear talks to Kerioyl about the unusual number of frog fiends and this could only mean a frog king has appeared. That night when Lammis is away for a while, a thieving soldier tries to pick into Boxxo. He manages to trick this guy by dropping a free bottle and then land a hot can on him. He gets mad and wants to tear him apart but Lammis has returned and apprehends him. Soon, the frog king is here. They are in no shape to fight. Lammis tries to pull the cart of injured hunters herself. Frog king is catching up. Boxxo has an idea but it seems he cannot properly articulate it to Lammis. After dropping her a cola bottle, he turns into a different machine that expends mint candies. You know what happen when Coke mixes with Mentos, right? Too bad Lammis and the rest don’t get what he is trying to say. The thief gets scared so they shove all the candies into his move. Choking, they pour in some cola and that’s when they see the effect as Lammis now gets what Boxxo is trying to say. Using this new ‘firepower’, they manage to keep frog king at bay before the vanguard returns to kill it. Mission is over as everybody heads home.

Episode 3
When they return, they are shocked to see their village partially destroyed. But don’t worry, despite the destruction, the village has well prepared defence and has taken out the twin headed snake monster. So with reconstruction going on, Boxxo does charity for tonight and dispenses free food and drinks. Soon, Acowi from the exchange house and her assistant, Gocguy show up as they heard somebody is hogging all the silver coins. That’s you, Boxxo. They would like to exchange his silver coins for gold. But how can they do that? Well, you insert a gold coin and Boxxo will dispense the change in silver. Bear then talks to Boxxo privately. During this construction period, there will some species that will be in heat too so he needs Boxxo to have contraceptive and hygiene products. Does Shirley know what a condom is?! Don’t worry, it comes with instructions! Then there is this rich bratty girl, Suori who is always abusing Boxxo. Not sure what her beef is as this time she wants to load rocks into him?! Luckily her SPs take her away. Boxxo thought he would have a nice time ogling at ladies at the bath. Well, if you like furry animal ladies! Boxxo has a gambling version. Some grandpa has tried many times to get a free drink from it but always misses. Until his granddaughter hits the jackpot. She gives the free drink to him but notes she has been happy since she gets to see him. Awww, how sweet! Bear gives Boxxo a mission. As he can camouflage into his surroundings, he needs him to observe as there have been a spate of crimes increasing lately. As he hides outside the association, Suori and Lammis have a showdown before him. While Lammis doesn’t think she own Boxxo, Suori believes Boxxo will have time spent better at her magnificent mansion. She also thinks Boxxo isn’t just an ordinary magic tool. Lammis too isn’t sure but since he understands and responds accordingly, he is probably the same like other humans. Suori vows to get enough money to buy Boxxo. In the meantime she’ll leave it in Lammis’ care to polish him up real good. Boxxo pops up, surprising Lammis. She is willing to tell him her whole day.

Episode 4
Well, Boxxo got kidnapped. At first he didn’t think of anything when a few shady guys came to ask his permission to bring him somewhere on pretence their boss is opening a shop. He should’ve sensed something wrong when that thief is part of this group. Nevertheless he agreed and only realized he is kidnapped as they’ve been travelling on the road for 8 hours! Then they meet the bandit boss who has his men try to take money out of him. Because the thief knows he can repair himself no matter how much damage he takes, they start trashing Boxxo. Of course they can’t actually break him as it’s not part of the plan. Boxxo’s revenge is to serve them the worst drink in his menu! Eventually the bandits leave Boxxo in the care of Hulemy. She is also kidnapped by them and is tasked to study Boxxo. Being the smart girl she is, she can deduce who Boxxo is and how he works. Boxxo shows a few of his tricks and it impresses Hulemy. That night, the baddies come in while she is sleeping to teach her a lesson. Boxxo then churns out porn mags to change their mind. Phew. Because she is also not well fed, Boxxo treats her to a lot of tasty snacks. But soon, the bandit boss tells her she has only 2 days to figure out how to get the money out of Boxxo or else. But during this time, Boxxo dispenses health care products so Hulemy can take care of her hygiene. Hulemy can tell Boxxo is thinking of escaping but she believes it is futile. As she cannot fight, escaping blindly into the forest filled with monsters is like a death wish. Although she isn’t scared of dying, it is a better chance they put up with this and see what the bandits want. Soon, they are rudely awakened with heavy fighting outside. Definitely it is Lammis and her party in search of Boxxo. Can’t miss her loud scream. When the roof collapses, Boxxo initiates a barrier. He can’t keep this up but luckily with the bandits’ loot, Hulemy feeds some coins to power him up. Hulemy soon collapses because the barrier is air tight. Boxxo puts out oxygen masks for her. On a trivial note, Boxxo tells us this was real back in the old days of Japan. With the bandits defeated, Lammis is finally reunited with Boxxo. She is overwhelmed with emotion and won’t let him go. Can’t risk another kidnap?

Episode 5
Hulemy explains to Boxxo that Lammis never stopped looking for him. This stems from an old trauma. They come from a village that was ravaged by monsters. Only they were the survivors as Lammis’ incredible strength somehow saved them. But that also became her weakness because she was too scared to do anything and has regretted ever since. Suori sees Hulemy with a request. Influential merchant families will gather to showcase their magic items. The one who planned it is her rival, Kanashi. Hence she needs Hulemy’s help and Boxxo. At the gathering, we see Suori and Kanashi having a loli b*tch showdown. So young so b*tchy. We’ll see who will have the last laugh. As everyone starts showcasing their weird items, finally it is Suori’s turn. Her magic engineer showcases this golem. Everyone is impressed but Hulemy could tell he has dabbled in something forbidden. This means he has captured and trapped a soul inside it and the worst case scenario is it will go berserk and destroy the entire town. Which is what happening now! All the SPs can’t do no jack sh*t to stop it but Hulemy could easily do so? No wonder she’s the master. With everyone heaping praises on her, Suori gets the laugh last over Kanashi. Munami and the other restaurant guys hold a meeting. The famous Chains Restaurant will be opening a franchise in their town and they know it is bad for business. I guess that’s why they need Boxxo’s help along with Lammis and Hulemy. As they visit the shop, the owner even invites them to work with him but they decline. They try out the food and it tastes pretty average. Perhaps they have gotten used to Boxxo’s food? In another meeting, Munami and co now cook different foods to be added to their menu. As Boxxo cannot taste, Lammis and Hulemy do the honours. Boxxo helps out by dispensing snacks like spaghetti, burgers and takoyaki. They love it so much and start incorporating it into their dish. Then they set up stall outside Chains. At first nobody wants to try it out. But because the queue to Chains is long, many give up as they try the street food and soon fall in love with it. Soon, they attract more people and Chains closed its doors due to poor sales. Soon Kerioyl requests Boxxo to join him on a mission but he declines. However Kerioyl will keep that option open. Boxxo is more concerned about Lammis. Does she want to do it? To cheer her up, he dispenses flowers.

Episode 6
Is a vending machine a good place for romance? Well, Boxxo notices a girl liking one of the guards so he gives her lots of freebies to cook for him. She is so happy that seeing her cute smile makes his day. Lammis seems to agree to join Kerioyl’s scouting quest on some crocodile monster. Hulemy also tags along since she is knowledgeable about the ecology. During the journey, I guess it is to showcase more of Boxxo’s different versions, including one that dispenses camping equipment! After his men came back with some info from a preliminary scouting, Filmina wants Kerioyl to go take it out because it could pose a threat to humans. You know what it eats when it gets hungry, no? Of course, the crocodile monster fetches a high price. Because Boxxo can dispense a huge amount of ice, Hulemy gets an idea. As Boxxo continues dumping ice into the river to force the crocodile monsters out so it is easier for the hunters to kill, Kerioyl and his men along with Lammis trek on for their hunt, leaving Hulemy behind with Boxxo. She explains to him that every stratum has its own boss and nobody knows what triggers it nor how long it takes. But with the recent disturbances, Bear thinks one might appear. Soon Kerioyl and co are seen running back for their lives. It’s that big mother crocodile monster after their asses. With Lammis out, they are forced to only rescue Hulemy and only return for Boxxo another time. Good thing or not, the monster is now targeting Boxxo. Despite the thick barrier he made, he is bumped far away by it. Must have lost a lot of HP from that. Boxxo dispenses some chicken meat for it. Since it takes the bait, he flushes out more. Oh damn, the monster just swallows Boxxo entirely! Noting his HP is decreasing fast inside its acidic stomach, Boxxo starts to combine some ingredients to make it inflammable. Yeah, a fiery explosion that kills the monster outright. Boxxo is safe from being a meal but the ground starts to split as Boxxo falls through. The only thing on his mind is that he can imagine Lammis’ crying face.

Episode 7
As Boxxo falls, he turns into a machine that dispenses balloons. If that doesn’t help, turn into a cardboard machine! OMFG! Serious?! Boxxo falls into the next level of the stratum which is a maze. Thanks to defeating that monster, he earned a million points and can conveniently level up. Which means more weird machines he can transform into. Including one with vacuum sucking abilities to suck up the special coin the monster dropped. However such transformation is limited to a couple of hours and he must revert back to his original form. As he sits there, he notices a group of little doggies being chased by a menacing group of orcs. Boxxo shoots bottles at them to make them run away. At first the doggies are scared of Boxxo since it talks. But he manages to win them over by giving them free food. Once they’ve got a taste of it, they buy more food and eat their fill. Boxxo learns the quartet (Mikenne, Suco, Pell and Short) are on quest to defeat this stratum’s boss to get some great reward. Attempts by Boxxo to hint that he can communicate with them fails since they cannot get he is responding to their questions due to his limited vocab. To move around easier, Boxxo now has wheels so the doggies can push him. Boxxo tries to use his barrier to communicate but they think he is against them. Oh well, food to do the trick to get them back to his side. With the orcs coming back for revenge, Boxxo turns into a gasoline machine to make it slippery. However a huge flaming skeleton pops up and devours the orcs before leaving. This is the floor boss? Good luck trying to defeat it. That night as they sleep, Boxxo notices flaming skulls approaching. He wakes the doggies up and gives them water to help defeat them. But still, they think Boxxo is just a machine spouting pre-programmed lines! As they continue their journey, the doggies could smell Bear close by. They also talk about some brute woman. That’s you, Lammis. And true enough, an emotional Lammis reunites with Boxxo. I wonder how many HP he lost with that hug. The whole gang is here and Kerioyl is safe because he would never hear the end from Lammis after he ‘abandoned’ Boxxo. Hence the search to look for him. Bear thanks the doggies for guarding Boxxo. Then he lets them know he has a conscious of his own. They test it out and is in shock that he has understood all that they have said the entire time. Now you get it?

Episode 8
We’re not done with this level yet. You see, there is a legend that if you get to the most bottom level, you’ll get your wish granted. However there are other conditions to fulfil like defeating a stratum boss and obtaining its coin. Kerioyl has a few such coins but in order for his entire team to have their wish granted, he needs more. Since Boxxo is in possession of one, he too can have his wish granted. Perhaps become human again? Since Lammis agrees to work with him on this mission, Boxxo’s answer is the same. Bear then explains the plan. They have created a huge hole to lure the flaming skeleton to fall inside. However its flames can still burn and vaporize so they need some powerful water magic to put out the flames. Boxxo transforms into some spray machine. So is he going to fill up that big hole?! Yeah, it took days and it is nowhere near the desired level. Remember, Boxxo can only remain transformed for 2 hours per day. Change of plans as he starts dumping ice. That night, Lammis asks him if his wish is to become human again. Boxxo thinks hard about it and realizes his worth is only because as a vending machine, he can supply lots of cool stuffs. If he returns to a human, he’ll be useless. So yes and no. Next day, the gang lure the flaming skeleton into the hole. They prepare for the immense heat but nothing happens. Turns out Boxxo wasn’t dumping ice but dry ice. With carbon dioxide all around, no oxygen to fuel the flames. They have to do some hard hitting to defeat it. Yeah, Boxxo is the heaviest, right? He survived the fall to this stratum too. Obviously Lammis will not allow Boxxo to be further hurt. They think of going down and finish the job but Boxxo is against it. As carbon dioxide is still lingering, they will die of its poisoning. Hence Boxxo turns into a porn mag version! Embarrassed Lammis hits him away but it’s all part of the plan as Boxxo turns into some heavy version and pummels right through the skeleton! That easy! He sucks up the coin and uses balloons to float back up! WOAH! Kerioyl wants the coin but is reminded it is Boxxo’s right to keep it since he defeated the boss. In that case, Kerioyl will buy it from him and offers a very generous amount. Boxxo agrees since it is quite a lot and he doesn’t need 2 such coins.

Episode 9
Bear has tasked Lammis, Hulemy and the doggies to survey the perimeter of the labyrinth stratum. But they won’t be doing it alone as there is this handsome adventurer, Mishuel who will be joining them. But of course he too has his own insecurities (like how he comes to this stratum because fewer people come here). Nothing like Boxxo to help calm this guy down with some drinks. But as they continue their survey, it becomes evident that Mishuel feels uncomfortable around unfamiliar people, contributing more to his anxiety. Lammis is not well but yet she pushes herself hard. Boxxo failed to pick this up sooner but of course now he can dispense some wet wipes to cool her. Oh heck, he can also turn into a laundry machine to wash clothes! Is a laundromat a vending machine?! When they sense a few human adventurers, Mishuel believes they are after him but won’t tell the reason. As he is still sceptical about Boxxo’s barrier, they demonstrate to him. Took a lot of points but at least he is now convinced. So when they encounter those humans, Mishuel tells them not to harm his comrades. This means he is going to defeat them all. Obviously with Boxxo’s contraptions, those guys are soon defeated. In the end, Mishuel is grateful so Lammis suggests he joins Kerioyl’s group seeing he is looking for people with talents regardless of their past. He’ll take up on her advice but still can’t help worry about meeting new people. When our gang return home, some thought Boxxo had been working as a vending machine. It turns out fake vending machines were placed at where Chains once stood. Yeah, people behind it were cooking the stuffs! Soon they went bust after the real Boxxo returned to business.

Episode 10
Munami decides to hold an eating contest to celebrate the end of that hoax vending machine incident. However they fear gluttons like those doggies and Shui. Not sure about Boxxo’s proposal about using cola during the contest but contestants will also have a choice to drink water. And so the contest begins with the doggies from the first block advancing the finals whereas Lammis and Shui in the second block doing the same. As the finals begin, Boxxo turns into a jukebox to liven up the atmosphere. In the end, it is Shui who wins it and the grand prize is that she gets Boxxo all to herself for the whole day. Along with Lammis, they head to the original stratum to meet all the orphanage kids that Shui lives with. Time to dispense some charity as Boxxo gives them lots of free food and drinks. He also dispenses lots of fun items, washes their clothes and even fills up a hot bath for them. Later Shui comes to thank him for everything and explains the origins of this stratum. For those who want to explore other dungeon strata, this is the first place you enter as you must find some transport circle. If one is unable to do that, then one has no business in moving to other strata. This means those who cannot make it are left behind like these abandoned children. Her wish is for everyone to be happy. That night, bandits try to steal Boxxo. Instead of alarming the others, he turns into a washing machine and shoot ice?! Well, that scared them away. Next morning, Boxxo replays a footage of last night. The director is not happy these former hunters have decided to turn into a life of crime. She is going to teach them a lesson. She returns with all smiles and reassures they will never come back again. Shui explains the director was her teacher who taught her various stuffs and she once adventured with Bear. Boxxo thinks Shui will one day become like her.

Episode 11
Lammis is filled with fear! Because Kerioyl’s next mission is to head down to the dead stratum to defeat its undead boss. No use hiding it, Lammis definitely has phobia of scary things and she’s trying hard to deny that she isn’t. Can’t fool us. She’s certainly afraid. I mean, who else is going to carry Boxxo, right? So everybody heads down there. Except Filmina. Why? She’s scared of those stuffs too. Oh Lammis… They stay at a town and the hostess could be the scariest looking. Yeah, Lammis just fainted. How to carry her to her room? Don’t worry, Boxxo can turn himself smaller! OMG! Why does he not do this all the time?! Oh right. Time limit. As Boxxo is placed out of the inn, he notices by night fall, lots of zombies and ghosts haunt the place. He tries to shoot salt and other prayer items but I guess it doesn’t work in isekai! What if they just want to buy something?! Oh right. The dead don’t carry money! Next day, the hostess talks to Boxxo about how the undead envy the living. Boxxo is left unharmed since he is deemed not dangerous. Eh? I thought it’s because he isn’t a living thing?! Technically. With Lammis still scared, Hulemy suggests training her. Yeah, just walk through the place alone. See how fast Lammis chickens out? But as long as she has Boxxo, she’ll face her fears better. Boxxo plays some music and gives off nice aroma to help her calm her nerves. Next day, Kerioyl has returned with more help, namely the doggies and Mishuel. The latter is joining his group on a trial basis. The gang continue their mission and fight the undead along the way. As Boxxo is placed outside the inn every night, he notices a young zombie kid. Not wanting his bloody hands staining all over, he gives a free drink. Well, zombie kid just bites bottle! This process repeats for a few nights. Well, Boxxo somewhat enjoys this. One day, they have a night mission. Kerioyl’s guys spot the zombie kid and kill him. Though, they are confused why he has a coin. Boxxo understands although is sad with the outcome. He realizes the zombie kid must have observed how to purchase from a vending machine and wanted to do the same. The gang then discusses about the stratum’s boss and is believed to be a great magic user. So the best way to defend against such magic? Boxxo, right? I guess that’s the real reason he is brought along. But with everyone agreeing to do this job, they party for the night. Got to keep the good vibes flowing.

Episode 12
The gang analyse all the enemies before them. Don’t worry. Boxxo transforms into a petrol dispenser and you can guess what they can do with the inflammable liquid, right? Then they fight off the skeleton mage who starts throwing all his magic at Lammis but she fights back with her might. Yeah, it’s not magic. Then she trolls us by hinting of slamming Boxxo onto him. Turns out to be a dropkick. That sure finished him off. However he is not the stratum’s boss and is absorbed by the real deal. The undead king known as Netherlord. Mishuel tries a sneak attack from behind but he saw it coming and Mishuel takes a hard hit. Soon everyone goes down and he won’t let anyone escape. He then zaps and kills off Hulemy and Shui! Lammis in despair and rage as she fights Netherlord but it is no use. Boxxo has a plan but fears Lammis would lose her life if this gamble fails. But since Lammis believes in him, Boxxo’s doubts are blown away. So, he transforms into a balloon machine to propel Lammis close to Netherlord so she can dropkick on him? Just broke his arm, that’s all. Netherlord is impressed she could touch him and is interested to see how this develops. He disappears, hoping to fight them another time. But now it is a race for time because how can Hulemy and Shui be saved? They’re dead?! Oh, Boxxo turns into a defibrillator machine! Thank goodness for the instructions on how to use it. With the high electric shock and some CPR, Hulemy and Shui revive! What a great relief. Everyone returns and reports to Bear so he thinks Netherlord is just a general serving the Demon Lord. Basically there is somebody more powerful than him! He will talk to other stratum leaders about this and has everyone rest up. Mishuel feels powerless in that fight but the doggies give him hope to fight with them again. Alongside with lots more powerful warriors! Kerioyl has also been thinking. If it was his wish, he would be reckless and wouldn’t care if he dies. But now he fears it will cost the life of his comrades. However they assure him this is what they decided and will always follow him. As Boxxo blames himself for the last battle and that everyone has been lucky so far, Lammis thinks not because it was him who has always protected them. Thanks to him, everyone pulled through. Hulemy and Shui kiss Boxxo as thanks! Isn’t this embarrassingly awkward and weird?! Here Lammis, have a go too! Still embarrassing! No wonder Boxxo wants to remain a vending machine!

Convenience In A Boxxo: Don’t Leave Home Without One
Atari ga detara mou ippon (Congratulations, you have won another one). Well… Looks like… Ooatari (You’ve won)! That’s right. We’ll be getting another season! Yeah, we sure hit the jackpot with this vending machine, don’t we? This means Boxxo and his merry friends will have another chance to take on Netherlord and other more powerful beings. Yup, a chance to showcase more of Boxxo’s abilities in the future. Boy, are we so lucky to have Boxxo around.

For this season, there doesn’t seem to be a clear storyline or a solid plot. Well, it is already hinted in the title about Boxxo wandering about in the dungeon. So that itself already tells us that there isn’t going to be some sort of storyline to follow and as we have seen, most of the episodes are just random skits of Boxxo accompanying Lammis and other adventures in their strange adventures in this isekai’s strange stratums and levels. I mean, when you have a vending machine as your main character, what else can you do about it? Therefore Boxxo is just here as he makes people happy and brings smiles to their faces with his delicious treats and useful-cum-resourceful items. That’s your Japanese vending machine for you.

Of course I have to call out a lot of BS and scream plot convenience about Boxxo’s super abilities. I understand this isekai and he just can’t be a normal vending machine. So for him to turn into different types of vending machines may be a shock at first but when he really could just transform into many and various block of machines, I think that is just too much. Firstly, I don’t know how the whole thing even works. It feels very iffy and flimsy a reason. Oh you know, people put in their coins which serves as nourishment for Boxxo to gain points so he can level up or expend them later for other abilities. It just confuses the hell out of me and all I could see is the plot convenience to pull the adventurers out of a punch when the time calls for it.

So why doesn’t he just transform to such great conveniences all the time? Oh right. That time limit per day thingy. How convenient. Still, it feels like a lame excuse to nerf Boxxo because otherwise he’ll be transforming into so many forms, we’ll eventually forget his original form. Zannen (How unfortunate). Yeah, and put those strange skill point numbers so as to limit what Boxxo can do. But nothing at this point that Boxxo can’t expend because I am guessing the people in this stratum are so rich and feed Boxxo with all their coins. Despite Boxxo also does a lot of charity and give free treats from time to time. So is Boxxo not the ultimate overpowered main character already?! I don’t know, at this point I am wondering if there is not a version that Boxxo has not transformed into. Don’t be surprised it will be a weapon dispensing box that is enough to take down the Demon Lord!

Making the whole affair a bit stranger is the fact that Boxxo in the eyes of these characters, remains a huge heavy chunk of block. But so as not to bore us viewers, we get to see Boxxo’s different side. At least his cartoonish eyes overlapping his product display window. Remember, Boxxo cannot move on his own and his speech is very limited and pre-programmed in the eyes of others. Therefore when he ‘moves’ or makes dialogue and sometimes with snarky remarks or comments, it is just for us. So gee, is Boxxo like breaking the fourth wall? But yet everybody treats him like a normal comrade and communicate with him normally. Especially Lammis. If you’re an outsider and see her converse with a vending machine herself, you’d think she is a mad woman! So it is definitely strange that despite Boxxo have the abilities to dispense great foods and items, he somehow can’t turn himself into human or properly communicate. Could he just f*cking turn into a vending machine that dispenses some speech programme or artificial limbs?! What do you mean they don’t have that?! They have vending machines that sell used women panties in Japan, RIGHT???!!! Ahem! Before I wanted to make dirty jokes and quip how Boxxo should dispense condom, damn they already got that covered. Now I’m just waiting for the vibrator or other sex toys!

Character wise, I guess they’re pretty okay but nothing too deep about them. If you would love your characters with some sort of development, you’d be disappointed here since there is almost none. I mean, take a look at Boxxo already. What else can we say about him? Overpowered as f*ck but the only problem is that he is an unmovable block that can’t properly communicate (save for using those limited lines as codes). He gets a good reputation seeing he helps others many times whether it is providing them with good things (business or charity) and also has proven himself in some ways pivotal in scaring or defeating the enemy. Yeah, it is a good thing the people of this world have this magic block on their side. Life would have been so much blander without Boxxo around. It may not contribute to any points but I’m sure the kisses will rev up his morale and who knows? Convert them into skill points! Hey, anything impossible is possible with him. So keep those kisses coming. Aren’t we so jealous of a vending machine! And you thought same sex kisses were lewd or kissing animals was weird, the mother of all kisses, kissing a vending machine! Now I’ve seen everything! Oh, can he turn into a kissing booth?

Boxxo’s companion, Lammis is definitely a strong woman. Literally! Making her the strongest and the only one who can carry Boxxo around without breaking a sweat is the much needed convenience so that we can witness the strange dynamism between them. My mind can’t help ponder if she is going to start some sort of romantic relationships with a machine! It will be totally weird! No, just creepy! I don’t think innocent Lammis would go that far but it cannot be denied that she is quite close to Boxxo and is for most of the time with him. They’re like almost inseparable. Sometimes the way she cares so much for him and have panic attacks when he goes missing, it makes me feel like Boxxo is her security blanket. I don’t think I would go so far as to say that she would be overly possessive of Boxxo and that she claims him 100%, but it’s like the end of the world when she doesn’t know about Boxxo’s status or whereabouts. After all, she was the one who found Boxxo first so technically she has that right to claim ownership of him.

As for the other characters, unfortunately I feel they’re barely there and most of them aren’t quite memorable. Hulemy unlike the rest of the characters have no fighting abilities but she is a genius. Uhm, don’t see her display that but I guess she is something seeing she is childhood friends with Lammis. My guess is that having this role, in the future there is a possibility she will be using this genius to turn Boxxo into a human. Though, there is a point to ponder if that happens, will Boxxo be useful to everyone. I’m sure that based on all the people he has met, they won’t scorn him just because he can’t give them good treats anymore! Will they?! So Boxxo whether human or vending machine form, I believe these people aren’t so black hearted to abandon him.

Even if Kerioyl seems to be a nice and understanding guy, sometimes he sounds like he has his own agenda but eventually it is all for the greater good. I mean, do you all notice that whenever they are planning to undertake missions and they need Boxxo, they always politely have to note and ask for his permission? Well, Boxxo is like some sort of a magic item to them and furthermore, he is not a resident of this world. Hence they do not actually know he is a human in his previous life so in the event if they’re being rude or selfish, they might fear incurring the wrath of some deity or higher being. Worse, imagine if Boxxo stops giving them good stuffs because they offended him! Yeah, it would be the ultimate nightmare when a vending machine eats your money! HORROR!!!

Anyway, back to the characters, as I said many don’t really leave much impression on me and it’s just perhaps to showcase the many characters that Boxxo has met and the many people he has made happy with. Why not? He can give you anything! ANYTHING! What more could a vending machine ask? So characters like Bear, Filmina, Shui, Mishuel, the doggies and other characters whom I don’t even remember their names, they’re just pretty basic. Sure, all have their own quirky behaviours but with Boxxo and Lammis hogging the limelight, they sure fall into obscurity fast until the next (short) screen time. And what happened to Suori? I thought she would play a more prominent role but I guess I was just overthinking and after that incident, she is never seen again like as though she never existed to begin with. Sure, a very short cameo in the last scene but it doesn’t amount to anything. On side note, it’s just sad that her rival Kanashi is named so. No wonder she lost… Sad…

Art and animation are pretty standard. Even though the characters are typical conventional Japanese anime style of today’s era, sometimes they look a bit cartoonish especially the girls like Lammis, Hulemy and Shui. That’s because I noticed that some scenes have a drop in quality and the characters looking a bit simpler than they should. But the overall tone, colouring and hues are quite bright and colourful (save for a few dark scenes) and this could be easily mistaken as a cartoon for younger audiences. This anime is jointly done by Studio Gokumi and Axisz who have both produced many animes together like Kiniro Mosaic, Tonari No Kyuuketsuki-san, Seiren, Yumemiru Danshi Wa Genjitsushugisha, Koukaku No Pandora and Shuumatsu No Harem.

Voice acting, delighted to hear Jun Fukuyama as Boxxo and it’s been quite a while I’ve heard him play a main role instead of some supporting or cameo ones. Others I recognized include only Kazuya Nakai as Kerioyl, Ai Kayano as Filmina and Sho Hayami as Netherlord. The other cats are Kaede Hondo as Lammis (Echidna in Yuusha Yamemasu), Shiki Aoki as Hulemy (Homura in Edens Zero), Atsushi Miyauchi as Bear (Niji in One Piece), Miyu Tomita as Shui (titular character in Gabriel Dropout), Takuya Eguchi as Mishuel (Hikigaya in Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Comedy Wa Machigatteiru), Yuuko Okui as Munami (Ayano in Yumemiru Danshi Wa Genjitsushugisha) and Shizuku Hoshinoya as Suomi (Fina in Kami-tachi Ni Hirowareta Otoko).

The opening theme can’t be more aptly named. That’s right. It’s called Fanfare and it has lots of it. Sung by Bradio, however the thing that catches my attention is that this song feels a lot like disco. Or at least there are some parts of the song have me thinking that American band, Earth, Wind & Fire made some cameo collaboration here! Or did they sample some parts of Boogie Wonderland here?! But the lively and hip pace of the song makes it quite nice and sometimes makes you want to get up and do a little bit of dancing. As for the ending theme, The Usual Soup by Peel The Apple, it feels like a children’s song? At least it has that vibe since the song is quite simple and bubbly.

Overall, personally this anime is rather okay in my books. Sure, it has its funny and entertaining moments but it is yet another typical isekai genre with an overpowered main character and the storyline is not much. Yes, I could say the characters are bland too. Also to nit-pick, I couldn’t enjoy all those delicious treats Boxxo served so gee, is this actually a food themed anime too?! Zannen. Yeah, this world’s isekai food is so bland, they have to get their moment of happiness from a vending machine. Good for you Boxxo, to be loved by everyone! That’s so isekai main character-ish. So yeah, you bet he’ll be around the next time to serve up more tasty treats and nifty items because it’s the only way to feed his need to be needed. Arigatou gozaimashita (Thank you very much). Mata no goriyou omachishiteimasu (Please come again) for next season then.

Funny. It was one of those old anime series that just slipped my radar somehow. Did it slip my thoughts too? I heard of Sora Wo Miageru Shoujo No Hitomi Ni Utsuru Sekai for a long time but somehow can’t remember why I never bothered to watch it or even put it on the back burner of my watch list. Not even during those dreaded Corona virus lockdown times. Ugh. Such awkwardness. I might have actually and really forgotten all about it until recently when I accidentally stumbled upon it. Lucky me or what? And I thought it was related to Sora Wo Kakeru Shoujo but I was so wrong. Nothing to do with it 100% except for the very similar title that confused me. No time leaping here. Just probably some dimension hopping. Maybe. Heh.

Episode 1
As narrated, a war over a power known as Akuto rages on. Yumemi Hidaka looks like an ordinary girl. She goes to school with her friends, Ichiko Ono and Suzume Imamura. It seems Yumemi herself can only see floating islands that others couldn’t. Then suddenly out of the blue, this guy with red hair, Munto claims he has found her, the girl of destiny. He wants her to lend her powers but some barrier prevents him. She tries to get her to come with him but time is out as Yumemi returns to reality. Obviously, her friends did not witness all that drama. Munto laments he needs that power as flashback shows Gass, the guardian of time asking him about his plans to save the Magical Kingdom. Because if he is going to break the rules of time, he won’t let him go. However he won’t stop him since the world’s fate has been decided and stopping him won’t change anything. Because Akuto is running out, Gass wonders what Akuto saw since he is going in that darkness filled world. Munto said he dreamt of a girl. Similarly, Ryuely the prophet of the Magical Kingdom told Toche her disciple that Munto’s vision of a girl will save the world (although this prophecy caused Ryuely her sight). It seems this power is needed to open Heaven’s future. Otherwise, it will fall and crash to the lower worlds below, making everything disappear. Thus Munto has left to go get it. Toche remains sceptical if this girl really holds the key. Meanwhile Gass defends Magical Kingdom against the United Army led by Leica. This event is being discussed by the elders at the United Army HQ in Heavens. They are not amused that Gass is an Outsider and he is interfering. The longer this battle lasts, the more Akuto they will lose. Hence they must quickly destroy Magical Kingdom so they can manage the remaining Akuto. When they receive news that Munto has left for the lower world (that is without Akuto – which is Earth, right?), they think Magical Kingdom’s king has gone crazy with this suicide move. However United Army’s commander, Gntarl thinks Munto is scheming something.

In school, Suzume tells her friends that she is going to get married to her boyfriend, Kazuya Takamori tomorrow. WTF?! She is only 13! Is this the legal age of marriage in Japan???!!! Obviously Yumemi and Ichiko worry about her so they think of checking out this Kazuya guy seeing he has a reputation of being a troublemaker. The elders narrate how Heaven was the closest beings to God when Akuto was at its fullest. They could use Akuto as they please but little do they know, it wasn’t going to last forever as they thought. Despite knowing this, Heaven continued to waste Akuto. Then it got too late when they lost their future and hope. They started wars in fear of losing Akuto. But soon they started to realize it wasn’t worth it so they sealed their powers and have up their desires, living frugally and utilizing the remaining Akuto to the fullest. Despite so, Akuto continues to deplete rapidly and there is now fear Heaven is in danger of disappearing. In order to not let all their efforts go to waste, they need to find a solution. They believe Munto and his Magical Kingdom that overuse Akuto are the source and hence must be swiftly eliminated to stop the decline of Akuto. Although word is that Munto still lives, they think in that world he is going that is without Akuto, he will soon disappear. Of course Gntarl it isn’t simple as that and all this could be just a distraction. Just to be safe, he is going to send this ugly motherf*cker automaton to fight him. This will at least wear him out until he dies. Yumemi and Ichiko ask around until they find Kazuya at the river bank.

Episode 2
Gntarl demonstrates the automaton’s power. Destructive. Meanwhile Kazuya confirms he will be marrying Suzume here. He explains about his life. Basically forever alone. Eventually he felt useless and not needed by his family or society and wanted to kill himself. It was Suzume who saved him. It helped open his eyes. There is a wall before him that he cannot overcome and he needs Suzume for it. Hence the marriage is just symbolic and a starting point for them to move on. The friends sympathize with him but don’t drag Yumemi into this mess. Kazuya believes in Suzume and her capacity since her hand pulled him out from his miserable life filled with trouble. So for him to move forward into the future, there is something he needs to get past and Suzume told him a place he needed to go. So tomorrow their new future begins from here. He assures them he truly loves Suzume. As the friends return, Yumemi experiences another vision from Munto. He is getting desperate for her to lend her powers to save their worlds. She is brought back to reality with Ichiko’s intervention. Yeah, looks like now she is going to have to worry about Yumemi’s mental state of health.

Back home, Yumemi asks mom her opinions should she marry tomorrow. Why? Does she love somebody? Not really. In that case she isn’t ready and should only think about that once she is an adult with responsibilities. This only further confuses Yumemi because since she is a child, does not have any responsibilities? Oh right. Do your homework! After all, she doesn’t have the capacity to live on her own yet. As Yumemi ponders mom’s words in bet, yet another pesky visit from Munto. I get he is desperate but does he have to sound very rude and pushy? No wonder Yumemi is reluctant since heck, she doesn’t even understand what is going on? I mean, he wants her to lend her power but HOW?! WHAT POWER AND HOW TO LEND?! But I guess the buzzword for her is future and responsibilities so she wants to know how to fulfil that. Too bad time is up as Yumemi returns to reality. Next day at school, Kazuya comes in as Suzume elopes with him. Oh damn, the entire teaching faculty go into panic mode as they scramble! Yumemi and Ichiko try to tail them but along the way, oh no it’s that damn Munto again. Once more, PLEASE LEND ME YOUR POWER! I keep telling you, HOW THE F*CK IS SHE GOING TO DO THAT?! She doesn’t even understand what the f*ck Akuto is?! Another interruption breaks this. Of course this is thanks to the automaton attacking as Munto is forced to deal with this first. Kazuya and Suzume are seen swimming across the river. I hope they’re not going to drown themselves!!!

Episode 3
Some teachers are trying to stop them but hell, they can’t even swim?! Yumemi and Ichiko seeing this, they cheer on the duo to keep pushing forward. Yumemi remembers the things Suzume has done for her when she was in trouble. Because she has never lost faith, they too need to believe in her as she has never doubted them. At this point, all the other classmates have also arrived and start cheering on for them. The duo arrive safely on the other side. The teachers reprimand them although the rest continue to give their support at how amazing their feat was. Meanwhile there is only 1 pillar left holding up Magical Kingdom. It won’t do much as the floating island starts to fall. It is at this point that this island becomes visible to the Earthlings below. Wow. Must be a plane?! Oh God, is a plane that big?! Seeing all this, Yumemi now believes it is her turn to protect her world and future. Not sure where she is running to but in the end she ends up to where Munto is. He defeated to automaton but at a great cost. He is now going to disappear. Yumemi wants to help him so he tells her to believe in her own power. Because he does. Yumemi tries to reach him but a barrier stops her. She doesn’t give up and fights against the force. This shocks the watching elders and the Magical Kingdom’s prophets because she is an ordinary girl with no Akuto or even any equipment and yet she is breaking through this barrier. Eventually their hands touch and causes a great explosion. Actually, the break in the barrier causes Akuto trapped in both worlds to flow into the other. So in short, everything returns to normal. Yumemi wakes up in Ichiko’s hands. So now you believe about the floating islands? Yes, everybody saw it and the whole world is now abuzz trying to figure out what it is. Yumemi is unsure of Munto’s fate and his world. But at that moment where everybody saw the same sky as she always did, this is why she believes one day they will meet again.

Episode 4
Munto returns to Magical Kingdom and his subjects celebrate his victory and his promises kept. However as Ryuely puts it, he might have restored Akuto to Heaven and prevented its destruction but is this the future he wants? 1.5 years have passed as Yumemi and her friends are doing fine. But now we see Munto leading his warriors against the country of Horguze. Heck, in fact ever since the restoration of Akuto, the countries have started to fear losing it and trying to wage war on everybody. Yes, it’s a civil war right now in Heaven. The elders can do no sh*t as their advice has fallen on deaf ears. So their only hope is to rely on Gntarl? Speaking of which, he is trying to get Yumemi for himself but Gass confronts him. Noting the marks on his body, it seems Gass has been relieved from his position. Because of that, he is cursed and his body will soon be destroyed. He is no longer an Outsider. Gntarl theorizes he helped Munto by breaking the taboo and let him go to that world because it was the only way to save Heaven. He assures he won’t make the same mistake as Munto and will bring eternal prosperity to Heaven. Unfortunately Gass doesn’t see it that way and is here to stop Gntarl. Gass is weakened although he takes out many of Gntarl’s ships. Though, that won’t stop this guy from advancing his plans. Munto once again leads his men against the persistent Horguze. Ryuely is worried about him because ever since his contact with Yumemi, he seems to be afraid to reach out to her again. When they first touched, all her memories poured into him and became afraid of her fleeting existence. As he fights their king, Gridori, surprisingly Leica (from Ender nation) is here to help him. She suggests a truce and form an alliance since their enemy is the same. But looks like Gass won’t let Munto do that. He will handle this war for him as he throws Munto down to the lower world. He wants to see his dream.

Episode 5
Yumemi continues to space out into the sky and this worries Ichiko. Despite everyone coming to a conclusion that floating island was a mirage, maybe it hasn’t ended yet for Yumemi as she can still see them. Then as the friends work part time at a shrine belonging to their classmate, Takashi Tobe, when Yumemi goes near a sacred rock, she felt the same sensation when she contacted Munto. As she tries to further touch it, she is shocked to see a vision of an unconscious Munto. What is he doing in this world? Vision snaps so she calls it a day. Back home, she continues to feel sad and uneasy. Like Munto, she too has received his life memories during the contact. We see Munto being born during the Akuto crisis. His parents sacrificed himself to stem it and viewed their child as their future who will bring order back. However the elders viewed it differently and called him a cursed child who took the life of his parents. Because of that, they blamed him for bringing danger to Heaven. Hence the United Army will not obey Magical Kingdom anymore. Munto was enraged although he never gave up hope. Not even when Gass and Ryuely told him how they saw the sealed fate of Heaven. Because Munto vowed to continue to search for that ray of hope, Ryuely needed to see beyond her limited prophecy and hence sacrificed her sight so that she could become his eyes. Ichiko calls Yumemi to soothe her. She talks about how Yumemi could see the floating islands since young but Ichiko wanted to see it so much and when she couldn’t, she cried. Hence Yumemi was being considerate each time the friends go out, she always brought an umbrella no matter the weather. Last year she got her wish by seeing it although it was just for a short while. Ichiko believes her world is too far from hers. It’s not a place they can go. Also, she thinks thinking too much of it won’t make her happy. What she is trying to say is that her friends are reachable and will be there for her rather than those floating islands. So please stay with them. But Ichiko is still uneasy. She still keeps hearing voices and seeing things over and over again. Was it not over? She pleads for Ichiko to save her. So as the friends and other classmates hang out at the park, all is fine and normal until Yumemi starts to go into that usual trance mode again. Ichiko tries to snap her out of it but this time Yumemi claims she needs to go somewhere and won’t run away. Suzume vouches for that. Let’s run away together like we did before. Suddenly a huge blast rocks the place. Yumemi senses it is Munto.

Episode 6
Several blasts occur around the place. Can’t imagine the casualty rate… Yumemi runs in search of Munto while her friends go after her. It seems the blasts are actually pillars from Gntarl’s ship. Munto realizes Gntarl’s plan to use this to kidnap Yumemi. However he notes this incident will cause Yumemi’s heart to reject it and create some collision in the barrier. Not sure what it means but I’m guessing it’s bad! Yumemi finally finds Munto and wants to help although the latter claims she can do nothing now. She calls out to his lies because she can tell both worlds are in danger and if she doesn’t help, both worlds will be destroyed. Her friends now call out to Yumemi and wants her to come back. However Yumemi insists on going so as to protect their future. She hopes to have fun with them when she gets back. Yumemi goes with Munto as their contact causes both their times to merge, dealing a great damage to Gntarl’s ship. This impact also causes some shock through Heaven. Munto then shows Yumemi this beam of light that they must return to before it closes. That light represents the bond connecting their worlds. They need to turn it into an entity and doing so will restore the cycle of Akuto. Hence she must believe in her own strength to achieve this. As long as they yearn for tomorrow, the future will never close. Essentially, don’t give up. Because Gridori is not amused with this farce, he attacks Munto. Munto leaves Yumemi in the care of his magician comrades while he goes face off with that madman. Gridori has also summoned his golems to try and take Yumemi but the magicians do all they can to protect her. Gridori is vexed that the previous king left everything to Munto whom he claims is weak. Munto accuses Gridori he is weak because he has nothing to protect. Gridori rubbishes that thought because as one of Heaven, they take whatever they want from weaklings and let none of it go. He will be the only ruler of Heaven. Meanwhile Leica and others are trying to save Gass but Gass has some tricks up his sleeve. Don’t tell me he is going to sacrifice himself.

Episode 7
Gridori seems to be winning but of course, Yumemi unleashes a great power to overturn that. Furthermore, Gass is going to take down Gridori with him and entrusts the future of Heaven to Munto. Gass disappears with Gridori, war is over, Munto lets out a frustrated scream. However Heaven is still in danger of being destroyed. Yumemi wakes up in Magical Kingdom. To make preparations, Munto takes her to see Ryuely who then has Toche give her a tour around their land. She learns more about Akuto and how her heroic acts last year saved Heavens. She’ll try her best again this time. Meanwhile the elders have seen Yumemi’s amazing power and realize they must not attack Magical Kingdom and only watch over Munto. However Gntarl rejects that idea because they should be capturing that girl and crystalize her to stabilize her power and save Heaven. The elders reject that so Gntarl scoffs at them their non-action means Heaven has no future. The elders soon forbid him to take action on behalf of United Army so Gntarl screws them and takes actions into his own hands. He will not let Heaven’s future be left in Munto’s hands. Munto now shows Yumemi memories of Heaven’s past. The origins of how this advanced human civilization created and controlled powers known as Akuto that is composed of feelings, dreams and wishes. Absolute power corrupts so they got too indulged and intoxicated in it and even killed off breeders of Akuto. They even went so far to cross time into other dimensions to steal it. This led to the creation of Heaven which is basically formed from the ugliness of pillaging Akuto from other planets. The rebels/slaves waited for the day to attack them to regain their future. To prevent this, the then king of Heaven sealed off space and time and burnt the lower worlds, cutting off all communications too. He also created a guardian of time who are actually cursed deities with greater powers but no interactions to the outside world (hence their nickname Outsiders) to protect themselves. Ironically, it became an obstacle to saving Heaven later on. Gass realized this and went against his fate and Heaven so as to bring back Akuto’s circulation to Heaven. Now this light is the connection he left behind. If successful, both their worlds will restore the cycle of Akuto. Yumemi is in shock after hearing this but wonders if this is the right thing to do. Munto replies they cannot undo the sins of the past but they can create a new future to make up for it.

Episode 8
While Munto tries to buy time at the light pillar, Yumemi goes to see Ryuely for her preparations. Ryuely mentions that they need to give form to that light. What exactly is that form, Yumemi must look into this mirror and her spirit will be reflected in it. She must face and accept it. Only then the preparations will be completed. Yumemi sees her own world being destroyed. Oh boy, it’s turning into a disaster flick! Jokes aside, she also sees her friends trying to save her. Uhm, how the f*ck do they know how to do that?! Anyway, she hears Ichiko blaming herself for not believing in Yumemi and because of that, she went alone and shoulder all the burden by herself. Then Ichiko and Suzume lose their balance and plunge to their death. Yumemi in distraught as she starts to face her own inner darkness. She is about to succumb to it until she hears Munto’s voice to believe in herself like she always did. Open up your future! Just like that, Yumemi turns into some spirit to save her friends and bring them back up to Magical Kingdom. The friends are happily reunited as Ryuely notes she didn’t even see this future. She hopes Yumemi can give shape to the future she wishes for. Ichiko tries to apologize to Yumemi for not trusting her and wants to come along till the end of the world. At this point, is there a reason to reject her? Now they’re going to head to that light. Uhm, are they going to fly there? Apparently yes. I believe I can fly! Before that, Munto’s subjects come to admire the new princesses and also hope they can save Munto who is doing all the work to save everything but of course reality is he can’t keep this up forever. The girls soon take it to the skies.

Episode 9
The flight didn’t last long as they free fall. So did they stop believing in themselves?! Thanks to Toche’s winged golem familiar, it catches them and brings them to where Munto is. Before Yumemi could help him, her friends are kidnapped by Gntarl. He is amazed her friends have the same power as her and thus a huge source to help restore and save Heaven. He calls out to foolish Munto that his methods will not save Heaven and that he is just wasting his time. Munto’s hands are tied. He can’t stop whatever he is doing because doing so will cause this light pillar to break and both worlds to crash. Yumemi won’t abandon her friends either but she knows what to do. Believe in her. As she walks towards Gntarl, he uses his power to crystalize her. However the process stops halfway as Yumemi tells him that even if he does this, trapping a person’s heart and feelings will do the whole thing no good. She vows to protect everything she loves and breaks out of it. Gntarl looking shock. So I take it he is out of tricks, huh? He is going to crystalize her friends instead but Yumemi lets out one huge blast to free them. Then she lectures him about protecting his own spirit and those important to him. Must be embarrassing for an old fart to get lectured by a young girl and just like that, he gives up! Well, maybe it is too late as the light disappears. Munto meets Yumemi’s friends for the first time. She assures him the future he wants to protect is still here. Some innuendo that trolls us about each other’s feelings but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. With the light out, how are they going to fix the worlds that are crashing? From the memories, Yumemi has figured out that everything in the world was built out of spirits. So they have to create back that light using the spirits. Yeah, so simple that nobody even thought about it. And so the quartet join hands and some great magic happens. Uhm, did both worlds collide?! In the aftermath, we see everyone returning to their normal lives. It seems Heaven now exist in the same plane as Earth. So yeah, there are floating islands and too bad for the islands that crashed onto land! My condolences whoever’s houses were sitting there! Also, there is going to be a first conference between representatives of both sides. However Munto who is Heaven’s representative is missing. Hope he didn’t get cold feet. Ryuely could sense Akuto flowing normally between both worlds although much time and understanding is needed as Akuto from both sides still need to solidify as one. This is the next challenge Munto must undertake and that is why it is important he completes that preparation. Until then, they shall wait for his return.

Let Akuto Be Done Though The Heavens Fall
Well, I have to be honest, I wasn’t really impressed with everything. I just thought the whole thing felt mediocre from start to finish and nothing that spectacular. Obviously this is me watching this retro at this point in time and having watched so many anime series throughout the years, this one that came out way back in 2009 just wouldn’t quite cut it by today’s standards. After all, it’s your standard anime affair with magic and fantasy elements and obviously a young protagonist shouldering the burden that would change and save the fate of not only her world but another. So are you impressed with that? Good for you if you do. But for me, nah.

You see, there were a couple of OVAs released a few years prior to the TV series and I did contemplate to watch that first. However it was a good thing I read a few reviews and comments that the TV series was really nothing new except a rehash of those OVAs. Yup, recycled scenes and the likes. Safe to say, if one has not watched those OVAs (the first one coming out in 2003 followed by its sequel in 2005), you wouldn’t lose much. They added a few extra scenes when they compiled it into a TV series. So yeah, that at least saved me some time instead of watching a rehash of something. And get this, after this TV series ended, there was a movie sequel finale! Say what?! However it was supposed to be some director’s cut and added new footages in addition to the strange and somewhat incomplete ending of the TV series. Well, thank goodness I read the reviews again and basically they lied about the new scenes. Basically none. More recycled content and even if there were new scenes, it was just for a few seconds and not towards the ending. So yeah, more time wasting just to milk your money. Heh. No wonder there were no more follow ups or sequels of this original story (whatever Munto needs to prepare) and I take it they run out of ideas on how to dupe viewers. Heh. But of course I can’t be 100% sure about the recycled bits as I did not watched those prior OVAs and movie so I’m just taking their word for it. I believe in them! Saves me time and energy and I don’t have to crap and talk trash on this series again! Phew!

There isn’t really a deep storyline now that I look deeper into it and I felt that the TV series just dragged out whatever drama. That is why it is so odd with only 9 episodes. Yeah, can’t even stretch it to a dozen because that will be just wasting money. I made that up. But anyway, the first half is all about trying to get Yumemi’s mysterious power to flow through Heaven but that stupid barrier just keeps getting in the way. Obviously a girl like Yumemi who has been having weird visions and seeing floating islands stuffs since young, she would be doubting herself if she has been going crazy all the while. Hence the hesitation. Even more so that distraction story about Kazuya symbolically marrying Suzume, I wonder what the heck was that for?! It did not actually contribute anything to the main story and after it was done, the whole thing was kinda forgettable. It just served as a small stepping stone to boost Yumemi’s self-confidence. That is all. Because seeing kooky Suzume doing strange things that defied society with Kazuya, this had Yumemi make a decision to do what needs to be done. She is after all the main character. So yeah, that was what this whole side distraction was about. Because now that she believes in herself, she can go save both worlds.

And then for the second half, everything has gone mad in Heaven and everybody fighting some sort of stupid civil war because they’re the chosen one or something. And thus the power of Yumemi is once again needed to end this mindless bloodshed and of course save both worlds from being destroyed. It is all about the future, right? That’s basically it. So believe in yourself and protect the things you love. That is all the prerequisites needed to secure your future and your world. Thank goodness it works in anime because in real life, not so. Yeah, better stop being pessimistic since this is all fantasy and that’s what we’re here for, right? To run away from the dregs of reality and revel in the marvel of fantasy freedom! Wohoo! Anyway… With the convenient memory-cum-story of the world’s origins, it is good to know that those people up in their high horse have now come crashing to the ground and be grounded in reality. Time to move on and mingle with the lower castes. Sorry, Heaven supremacists are so yesterday’s philosophy.

I suppose they want to hint to us that absolute power corrupts and that is why selfish people in Heaven continued to be drunk on whatever this power was supposed to be even though it was dwindling. Yeah, once you get a taste and hold of that power, you never want to let it go. Forever. So it was kinda dumb but also aptly named that this source of power is called Akuto. Oh you know, ‘aku’ meaning evil in Japanese but I doubt people in Heaven know Japanese and could be just a coincidence. A very huge coincidence. People fighting to control over this root of evil (sorry, it’s not money in this case) and preserve whatever it is in Heaven, it was just funny to note that. So now that the ‘evil’ spirits are flowing freely in both worlds, I surmise it will give rise to evil hauntings and supernatural incidents, hence forming exorcism squads and purification models to rid of these evil spirits that plague the worlds. Sorry, got ahead of myself. Thank goodness I wasn’t hired to be the scriptwriter of the sequel.

The characters are mostly a miss with me. Yumemi being your typical heroine being thrust into deciding the fate of her world and thus the entire series sees her being turned from a meek girl with low self-confidence into one who begins to take hold of her destiny. All she needs to do is to believe in herself. Then there is Munto whom I have a feeling is bad in communicating with others. Like in the first half, he sounded very pushy in trying to force Yumemi to come over to his side to help. Sure, desperate and short of time. But the way he says it all, it is just scaring her away. He isn’t such a bad person once you get to know him but he isn’t much of a talker to begin with. He tries to shoulder everything by himself seeing he is king of Magical Kingdom so he takes it upon himself to do what is necessary. He didn’t read the script that he needs some girl power to save the day. Sure, he got scared after using her the first time. So shouldn’t he be taking responsibility of her instead of trying out methods that don’t work by himself? Glad things turn out nicely. Otherwise… Who knows? Munto might be marrying Yumemi to keep the future. They’re both the same, right? After all, Ichiko has Takashi and Suzume married to Kazuya, guess which pair is left?

Other characters felt forgettable. Their roles are mostly minimal like Ryuely who is supposed to have clairvoyance but it felt like a rip-off seeing there are futures she can’t see. So did she waste her vision? Oh wait, is it me or does Ryuely in the second half looked like she has her sights back? She doesn’t look as blind. What’s this Toche for? Somebody who exists to give Yumemi a brief tour of the Magical Kingdom. Magical mystery tour… Sorry, bad pun. Yumemi’s friends also exist so as to have her something to protect and this makes a character stronger, right? Yes people, always believe in your friends. Gass felt like some plot convenience because whenever Munto is in a pinch, this guy intervenes to save the day. So they got rid of him so as not to troll us once more with this tactic but by this time, the show’s over. I believe Gass even had a young apprentice that I think is supposed to succeed him. Yeah, she looks like a discount Shantae but whatever. Good thing or not, Gass ended this cursed position by breaking all the taboos. The price to pay for being a fan boy of Munto. Heh. Munto has also a bunch of loyal subordinates, but they felt more like Disney supporting characters than anything else. Yeah. That. Tell me what is Leica’s role again? Gntarl feels like the series’ much needed antagonist and while it is unfair to label him so because all he wants is to save Heaven, which is basically trying to preserve those holier-than-thou sacredness, which is basically being the bad guy. Trying to kidnap young girls for their power even if the cause is supposedly noble, is a big red flag so I guess we’ll just condemn him to being a baddie. Too bad no big epic fight in the end. Just restoring the light rather than young magic king and old fart strategist having some MMA slugfest showdown. Heh.

I have to note something about the animation quality. It really sucks! Okay, that is me being an extremist but to tell the truth, I wasn’t actually impressed. This anime was done by the legendary Kyoto Animation and they brought us a lot of great retro hits like Kanon, Clannad, Air, K-ON! and of course the (once) super popular Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu. It is no surprise to see some of the character designs like Yumemi having that similar trademark looks like female characters in Clannad or Air, so much so I thought she was a reincarnation of that character in this series! But anyway, the overall animation quality is bad just to say the least. In fact, it is quite inconsistent and in many scenes, it felt like the visuals were simple and lacking in details. Like as though they wanted to do a fast job and just skipped QC. Hence a lot of downgraded quality in a lot of scenes that look way too simple than they should. I am not sure if this was the quality in the prior OVAs but I can tell you the TV series was disappointing in this department and it really showed. Yikes.

They also used a whole different set of seiyuus in the TV series compared to the OVA. Good for me to hear the voices of old veterans once more like Daisuke Ono as Munto, Norio Wakamoto as Gntarl, Tetsu Inada as Gass and Kikuko Inoue as Yumemi’s mom. (What’s this I read Rie Kugimiya and Sayaka Ohara were voices of Suzume and Ryuely respectively in the previous OVA?). The rest of the casts include Mai Aizawa as Yumemi (Ayano in Lucky Star), Chika Horikawa as Ichiko (Izumi in Itsuka Tenma No Kurousagi), Hiromi Konno as Suzume (Sae in Amagami SS), Ryouko Tanaka as Ryuely (Hikari in School Days), Megumi Matsumoto as Toche (Kunikida in Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu), Fuko Saito as Leica (Hazama in Ansatsu Kyoushitsu) and Shinya Takahashi as Kazuya (Kouhei in Rokudou No Onna-tachi). The opening theme, Anemoi by Eufonius sounds pretty much like the songs they sing in other animes like Clannad and True Tears. Yeah, I thought I was hearing the same song… The ending theme, Hikari To Yami To Toki No Hate by Ceui is a slow dramatic piece and she also sings the special ending song for the final episode, Kokoro No Tsubasa which has almost similar vibes.

Overall, this TV series is rather just mediocre and not one of Kyoto Animation’s best works. In fact, it is so forgettable that perhaps it was a good thing that their other hits have overshadowed this disappointment. This means no remakes or rehash in the foreseeable future. So far so good! Hope they keep it that way. Let the flow of Akuto circulate within those worlds alone and let it not seep through to ours! Or maybe we lack such great creative power and juice and that is why current animes are all so bad and crappy. Will somebody take hold of destiny and break through the barrier and let those creative concepts and ideas flow and permeate the industry once more and save anime as a whole?! Anybody?! Oh well, I guess we’ll be happy and satisfied to watch more garbage series in the future.

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore. With a name like Jitsu Wa Ore Saikyou Deshita, it is damning proof that the current anime trend and season is now flooded with all sorts of isekai shenanigans. Uh huh. With the title obviously stating that the main character being the strongest, oh yeah, you know what the deal is going to happen. Loser guy in real world dies, gets reincarnated as an overpowered main character as approved by God who does some obvious dumb mistake for some reason. Claims to do things for his own selfish reasons and to protect that interest of his but his actions are all typical heroic strokes that further pushes him up the heavenly pedestal in the eyes of others. Yes, the isekai trend is still going strong and the strongest of the genres, people!

Episode 1
You know the drill. Some hikikomori loser scorned by society dies in his room. Not surprising, hot goddess babe pops up to tell him he has been selected for reincarnation and will be given overpowered skills in this new fantasy world. You bet he is going to accept this sweet deal to relive his peaceful life. Born as Prince Reinhardt, the royal family is pleased. But when a mage takes his magic aptitude, his level is very low and has only barrier magic! For fear of embarrassment, the king abandons his own child and just to keep this a secret. Poor Reinhardt is left to fend for himself in the forest. Meanwhile it is revealed the goddess made an error. Like always! Because this world’s magic cannot go more than 3 digits, guess what his level 1002 looks like? Yup. Oh, she forgot to give him some elemental powers too. A giant wolf tries to eat him but luckily his barrier saves the day. When he uses his magic about to drop the cliff on her, Flay gives up. She wanted to eat him to replenish herself but seeing he is so powerful, she decided to give up. In order not to be viewed as a loser, Reinhardt refers himself as Haruto (since this German name is so hard to pronounce) and is the Demon Lord reincarnate! Flay now wants to be his master. Since Haruto is hungry, he wants to suck on milk? Flay turns into a hot woman form but she can only produce breast milk if she is mating. Uhm, you expect a baby to have sex with you?! Luckily this human, Gold Zenfis passes by and is willing to give some milk. It seems he lost a baby child and for whatever reasons, cannot accept the abandonment of this one and will take him in. Since Flay cannot leave her master, Gold is willing to accept her as their attendant. And for 9 years, Haruto is living in Gold’s household that includes his wife Natalia and little sister Charlotte. Strangely, Charlotte is fearful of Haruto but not Flay. Natalia hopes he won’t hold it to heart since Charlotte has no boys around her age to mix around. The plan is for Haruto to sneak away and that’s why he has studied some magic and created a life-like robot in his image. But today is not that day as Gold has him train with the sword. Surprisingly, Haruto can dodge like a pro and even his attacks are powerful. As Haruto continues to wonder about his magic level, Gold talks to Natalia and suspects he may be a demon. It could be the reason why Flay follows him. But strangely, he has no horns or tail. No matter what, they promise to give Haruto a happy life.

Episode 2
Gold returns with his men, all mostly injured. It seems they have been ambushed by bandits despite taking precautions and making well preparations. Haruto cannot stand this sight so he goes to secretly heal all of them! Wow! Miracle! It doesn’t stop there. He uses his surveillance to pinpoint where the bandits are hiding and then flies over there with Flay to force info out of them. It seems they are soldiers from the neighbouring country with a mission to disguise as bandits and cause mayhem. But with the border security so tight, how did they get in? Ah yes, an accomplice. Someone who wields more authority than Gold. Since that is all they know, Haruto thanks them by telling Flay to burn everything down! No mercy! So as Gold receives news of this mystery, he thinks it is Flay’s doing. However Charlotte has a different thinking. She confronts Flay and asks who Haruto really is. Because last night she saw them flying out. Then she went to check on her brother and saw him sleeping in his bed (his clone). Flay gives the story that he has a very awesome aura. Because she can’t reveal more, Charlotte now follows Haruto everywhere he goes. But each time he tries to talk to her, she runs! Isn’t that cute? One day, Natalia and Charlotte are to leave for some annual festival in the city. Their carriage gets ambushed. The bandits has goals to kidnap them. Mother and daughter run but it seems someone is telling Charlotte and giving her directions where to go. In a cave, Natalia leaves Charlotte there to go find help. However bandits surround her. Natalia is resorted to taking he own life but luckily Haruto has arrived. You bet he is mad! DIE! Charlotte then confronts him and wants to know if he is that mysterious hero of justice (as explained by mom). Well, Haruto plays along with it. Yes I am but please keep it a secret. Charlotte is impressed and is willing to lie to father to help him. Well, okay. Whatever. As Gold asks Haruto for his opinion, he manages to give hints that there is a rat within the empire. Gold thinks it must be that woman making her move. But a huge surprise because now Charlotte takes a liking for Haruto. She hugs him and loves him! Oh my! Oh well, as long as she doesn’t hate him, it is okay. Apparently a new rival for Flay…

Episode 3
Charlotte sticking to Haruto like a leech. Well, better than hating him. Learning that he is studying ancient magic, Charlotte guides him to the library where there are books about it. This leads him to talk about anime. Little girl so impressed she wants to watch! And WTF he sets up his old account here on this TV to let her watch some anime?! How is this even freaking possible?! Anyway, she doesn’t know Japanese but damn, after a few hours, she masters the language?! They’re lying to us Japanese is an easy language!!! Anyway, you bet Charlotte has turned into an otaku nerd! Next anime please! So much so, Haruto imposes a 3 hour limit per day and damn, she’s so depressed! One day, Gold and his men set out to find and exterminate the bandits. This has Charlotte asking why Haruto doesn’t join them. Yeah, you guessed it all those heroes of justice anime has influenced her. With those innocent doe eyes, you bet Haruto cannot disappoint her as he does his own transformation scene into his own hero of justice. Is this Code Geass rip-off? Since she wants to see him in action, he goes to find the bandits and beats them up. Then he stumbles into Gold and his men who want to know his goal. Haruto makes up whatever and leaves. Charlotte impressed as always and so Haruto continues this charade until he earns the nickname, Black Knight. As Haruto has completed his clone, even Charlotte can’t tell the real one. Too bad this clone also acts like him because he doesn’t want to do his bidding! Soon, a visit by Princess Marianne and her very arrogant and cocky Prince Laius. Laius thinks Haruto is scowling him and wants to duel. He looks down even on Marianne’s advice to not shame himself as he thinks of her as just a political marriage tool. Haruto obliges and takes a beating at first (don’t worry, he infused himself with armour). But with ‘permission’ from Laius to fight back, Haruto shows his true colours and whips his ass. Care to surrender now? Marianne asks about his true level but Haruto says it is what it is. Haruto is left to wonder if his real parents are looking for him. Why? They abandoned him, right?

Episode 4
It’s already tiring enough for Haruto to play a hero of justice. And now Charlotte thinks Flay is his partner? And Flay is more than happy to play the part? Oh well… Next time they go kick bandits’ ass, behold Black Knight and Crimson Knight! Yeah, Flay getting way too violent to burn those motherf*ckers! One night as Haruto does his usual surveillance, he sees strange hooded men doing something shady with a magic circle. He goes to ask them but they attack. That’s their answer. But whatever monsters they summon, Haruto easily turns it all against them. Haruto then interrogates the leader and threatens to bury all his men alive. He reveals they are the unit under the queen consort and their mission is to assassinate Charlotte. Oh dear. It is believed that Charlotte’s magic will surpass her one day and once that happens, the kingdom might be split if Charlotte has Gold’s backing. You bet Haruto promises to give his mom hell. Laius and Marianne are friends with Haruto and Charlotte? Well, okay. Laius suspects Haruto may be a demon, at least those born between a union between a human and a demon but of course he doesn’t have horns or a tail so things are still confusing. As the kids visit the wheat field, Haruto takes this chance to talk to dad. Hypothetically he asks what if the queen is out for Charlotte’s life? Gold then realizes the impact of this. He believes her aim is to annihilate them. Obviously they can’t just eliminate her. But if she was gone, the kingdom will be in turmoil. You see, the king fell from power and many nobles tried to take his place. It is only the queen who kept it all in check. If she dies, a civil war will spark. 2 years before Haruto was born, Gizelotte was part of the king’s army who went on to vanquish the Demon Lord. She was hailed a hero and became known as the Flash Princess. They married and became popular. But now she is trying to take the kingdom for herself. Unless someone more powerful shows up. As Gold isn’t fit for politics, he believes someone cleverer would usurp her one day. That person is Charlotte. Hence Haruto vows to protect Charlotte until she is old enough to become the queen. Knowing that she will come meddling again, perhaps it’s time for a reunion.

Episode 5
Gizelotte is not amused with the recent failures. She knows Charlotte will become a threat and thinks of taking out that meddling Black Knight herself. Well, speak of the devil, he is here! Gizelotte shows how powerful she is by using several magic. However as we know, nothing beats Haruto. He easily subdues her even in a sword fight. Then he places a slave collar on her. Try to rip it off and there goes your head. He tells her to stay away from the Zenfis family if she knows what’s good for her. Until he deems her no longer a threat, the collar stays. And just like that, the queen is defeated. Because 5 years of peace have passed. But sorry, Charlotte still an anime otaku. Or maybe worse. Gold is stumped but thankful the threats on Charlotte’s life has stopped ever since but can’t help wonder what happened. Gizelotte has disappeared from the public and everyone thought she wore the collar as fashion but soon questioned if she could ever take it off. But oh well, nothing to do with them, right? You think Haruto could return to his hikikomori life but wait! Gold wants him to attend the royal academy. Yeah, school is the most hated thing from his previous life. Well, actually the king personally recommended him. In fact, Marianne was the one who proposed it. Oh, did he mention Laius is going to be in the same grade too? Yeah, so do your best and make friends. Even more so, Gizelotte may be plotting her comeback using Marianne so you know just in case. Since Gold has done a lot for him, Haruto accepts. However he can bring an attendant. It can’t be Flay and sorry mom, you can’t tag along! Haruto tries to get his clone to take his place and as expected, he refuses. Sure, he might put up an act to get expelled to show the king erred in his judgment but Haruto himself can do that too, right? The clone wants his hikikomori life too! Man, clone throwing a tantrum. Eventually the clone is forced to take his place. Haruto retreats to his secret cabin he has built at the lakes to enjoy his hikikomori life. Yeah, Charlotte comes here to watch anime too. Since it is a pain to travel here, Haruto now can uses teleport magic. However he has never tested it on a live subject. Flay suggests his clone. Uhm, that thing is alive? Anyway, his clone even refuses to do it, knowing his guinea pig intentions well. This makes Flay mad as she hops through and brings him over. See, it works.

Episode 6
Haruto still needs to go find his attendant. He stumbles upon a nearby village run by skeletons! Oh, they are the skeleton army summoned by those hooded men back then. They now pledge their allegiance to Haruto. Led by Johnny, they have also taken in stray monsters to stay. Damn, this place is huge and the irony that the undead growing food?! Haruto thinks Johnny is a nice and loyal guy fit to be his attendant. Only, he talks too much! And those damn skeleton jokes… Then there is also Gigan the golem who was also part of the hooded men’s summon. Well, a gentle giant and she’s acting like a maiden in love! Obviously too big to be his attendant. Leave it to Charlotte to call this new town Pandemonium. Anime influenced, right? Gold tells Haruto about some wounded blue dragon was seen entering their kingdom’s borders on the run from some hunt. Fearing this might cause the dragon to go on a rampage, he hopes they can scope the situation. Haruto and Flay drop in to save the dragon from the pesky hunters. At first the dragon is puzzled why Flay is obeying a human but after hearing the touching story, she understands. So the Demon Lord back story still stands? She then talks about her circumstances. As she hates fighting, she didn’t join the war between demons and humans. She secluded herself in the mountain for 300 years ago. Wow. You bet Haruto is going to love this next level of hikikomori! One day an adventurer dropped a book. She read it and found it fascinating. To feed her curiosity, she turned into her human form to sneak into a human settlement to steal books to read back in her cave. But then the adventurers found out and they attacked her. She was forced to flee her home. She accepts Haruto as her master for saving his life. And now she will be called Liza. Yeah, a lazy naming from blizzard dragon… Despite in her loli human form, sorry she’s no Kanna! Flay tries to assert she is Haruto’s #1 servant. But Haruto takes a liking for Liza as they both fly off together. Flay runs like hell to keep up with them. Won’t lose!

Episode 7
Liza is introduced to the rest of the family and they welcome her warmly. Now as a maid, Flay tries to teach her how to do her chores. Guess what? Flay is clumsy with everything while Liza excels in everything after learning it the first time! Yeah, Flay is already forgotten as Charlotte becomes best friends with her. This is when Haruto realizes Liza is the perfect attendant for him but when he sees how close Liza and Charlotte are, he couldn’t bear take them apart from each other! Soon, Charlotte becomes depressed because her favourite anime has ended. And then Haruto drops the bombshell that he will be attending school next week. This has Charlotte call an emergency meeting with her Round Table comrades! WHAT?! It consists of Flay, Liza, Johnny and Gigan. They too are in shock to hear Haruto attending school. So what’s so bad you may ask? Well, Charlotte has seen too much animes on high school. She asked Haruto about it and in short, he doesn’t have pleasant memories of it and calls it the most dangerous place. It doesn’t help when the animes tell of some secret evil student council. Yeah, there’s going to be some magic battles. To help Haruto in this, Charlotte has the ladies gather info while Johnny and Gigan further expand Pandemonium. Liza wonders if they should consult Haruto first but apparently he shall not be trifled with such small matters! But of course later Liza goes to report to Haruto as he thanks her. However Liza still believes in that evil organization at school and is all confused. Haruto then plays along that he has been acting in secret all along. This is a chance for him to make her his attendant for school. Case solved.

Episode 8
Laius might have changed since his meeting with Haruto but he is still cocky. He has worked hard and trained himself but feels he is still way behind Haruto. The reason being he wants to know why he is so strong. As for Marianne, it is hinted she has a crush on Haruto. The siblings discuss about the weird cultists in school, Church of Lucifyra. It is actually a new cult disguised as a branch of the state religion, Church of Mija. They have extremist ideologies and worship the demon and their influence is spreading throughout the kingdom. Recently they have the idea of overthrowing the monarchy and there are nobles joining and funding it. They feel that their mom may be behind this and trying to use Lucifyra to achieve some goal since she is now on bad terms with the king and the cultist will definitely exploit this. Speak of the devil, here comes Gizelotte. She still instil fears in her children as she tries to strangle Marianne, thinking she is looking down on her because of the collar! And then she wants Laius to find out all about Black Knight and report only to her. Laius has no choice but to obey. He fears he might get Haruto involved in something terrible. As Haruto and Liza prepare to embark to the royal capital, Flay is in despair. Please reconsider to choose her! No way. Poor Flay. At the outskirts of the capital, the duo see a bison chasing down a stagecoach carrying civilians. Haruto dons his Black Knight attire to the rescue. But first he sees Irisphilia trying to distract the bison but gets owned in the process. Haruto easily takes it out and heals her. With everyone impressed with him and even more so he doesn’t expect payment or even further hurt the bison, Haruto refers to himself as Shiva the hero of justice! So he is going with that name? Irisphilia wonders if they will meet again. Who knows? After a tiring day at the capital, he returns to his cabin as Charlotte suggests they all eat out at the capital. After that, Charlotte wants to date him. Haruto is surprised. A guy like him being invited on a first date?! Hey, nobody thinks they are siblings, right? Besides, they’re not even blood related. But oh yeah, date it is! They have a nice time and at the end of the day, bump into Irisphilia. She finds Haruto familiar although he pretends they never met. She then rushes off as Charlotte feels something strange about it. Haruto notes this since Liza too had the same feeling of her.

Episode 9
Learning there is an entrance exam to take, Haruto decides to take it himself and fail! Well, he doesn’t even know what some of the questions are so he just simply answers. But for those pertaining his barrier or ancient magic, he passionately writes away. Hey, can’t make it look like he is failing on purpose, right? Next is the magic aptitude test. He is taken to see the school director who is a loli. Yes, Tearietta Luseiannel is another eccentric and quirky one. As Haruto places his hand on the orb, it explodes! Haruto is happy thinking that breaking the orb will have him expelled. But Tearietta is impressed! It means the orb cannot contain his magic and his power is way off the charts! Also, she likes his answers because it’s so unique! Especially the “I don’t know” ones! Apparently this is all just a setup so she can invite him to join her as partner in her research. Obviously Haruto will not take the bait. So Haruto failed in his bid to get expelled. He leaves the rest to his clone. After the entrance ceremony, he bumps into Schneidel Halfen, the cocky student council vice. Actually, he calls out to Irisphilia for not acknowledging him. Too bad she is bad in reading the mood. He further calls out to Haruto for the same. He runs so Schneidel fires his magic at him. Haruto takes a hit but is still okay. To escape, Haruto fires his magic gun and runs before Schneidel could exact another punishment. Back home, Haruto tells this to his original self. And then soon gets a letter requesting for a duel. He cannot turn it down nor lose on purpose if he knows what is good for him. Haruto then sees Irisphilia heading towards Schneidel’s residence alone. It seems she wants him to cancel the duel because all this was her fault in the first place and nothing to do with Haruto. However that won’t do so Schneidel has her strip and dance naked. She obediently does so and of course Haruto won’t further tolerate this. Shiva moves them to another dimension. He tells Irisphilia not to be so naïve and to go home. Then he goes to deal with Schneidel. Naming all his sins, he puts on some magic curse on him. If he tries to take it off in any way, it will hurt even further. He will live with it until he atones for his sins. Schneidel is returned to his lackeys (who are obviously trying to hide their laughter seeing him in pain).

Episode 10
To Haruto’s surprise, many students are praising him for teaching Schneidel a lesson. Yeah, everyone is talking about him! What could be worse than that? Tearietta still bugging him to join her lab! But it gets worse. Laius and Marianne are also here. They all argue over Haruto to join their club. OMG. What’s happening? They think Irisphilia is also here for the same but Haruto sees this as a chance to escape. He takes her hand and runs away. I guess that’s his choice. So long, losers! Later Irisphilia asks Haruto if he is the same person yesterday. Because she couldn’t feel any magic from him (the clone) yesterday. He then asks if she is a demon but thankfully she is human. Also, it seems she wants to be friends with him as she has none. After all, she keeps bumping into him and it must be fate. She tells of her past whereby she has been abandoned many times. It could be that she isn’t good in communication. Well, Haruto believes he is not the right person since he himself has no friends. However her logic dictates that they are both the right people for each other to learn how to communicate! He then thinks he can use her to get out of school. Seeing that she is joining the research lab for ancient magic, he will join her too. Meanwhile Flay talks to Liza about the previous Demon Lord whose goal is to have demons and humans coexist together. It could be that he lost to the Flash Princess on purpose without even putting up a fight. By sacrificing himself, he would be reborn as a human and try to change their attitude from within. But the irony that he would be born from the womb of the woman who slew him. He might have lost his memories during reincarnation to prevent himself from turning ruthless. This leads to her revealing the Demon Lord’s old name: Irisphilia! Haruto takes Irisphilia home to get acquainted with Charlotte and then after that fill in some paperwork to enrol in the research lab. Wow. This much to write?

Episode 11
With Haruto in the median class and the professor giving another test, he thinks of failing this to get expelled. But with the questions so easy and even those he used to teach Charlotte, maybe he’ll just answer some correctly and get 60%. Oh well, the class did so bad and the average is actually 20%! Haruto is once again the star! Yeah, this has him advance up to the top class where Irisphilia and Laius are in. Damn, the duo fighting for his attention? But they also have to deal with their eccentric teacher, Oratoria Belkam. It seems she has taken a liking for Irisphilia and Haruto and wants them to join her research lab. Sorry, got to turn this one down. And then some sub-elements lesson which of course I don’t really freaking understand. But Haruto is able to give an excellent answer about some hidden properties. This has Oratoria really impressed that he could be some sort of genius and really wants him to ditch Tearietta’s lab for hers. Gotta say no again. What a tiring day. So he lets his clone join Irisphilia to gather at Tearietta’s lab. But why is Schneidel here too? Apparently the pain was unbearable so he came to her for help. Obviously she turned him into a guinea pig to do all sorts of experiments on him. More mumbo-jumbo on this magic thingy. In the end, the difference between modern and ancient magic is that no one today can wield the latter because they must be higher than a certain level. She interrogates Schneidel who did this to him and from his description, Tearietta put the puzzle pieces together that Shiva and Haruto are the same person. Yeah, notice the coincidence that they show up in the same area? Now she is bugging Haruto (and foaming in the mouth!) for all the juicy questions. Luckily here is Shiva! It’s a good thing the original heard it all. He reminds Schneidel to call off the duel if he wants this magic off him. Obviously he agrees. Tearietta thinks she has bind Shiva with her magic but he easily breaks out and binds her with a stronger one. She is still haughty and unapologetic. Until of course she needs to go to the toilet. Okay, I’m sorry, please let me go now! Better hurry to the toilet before the damn bursts!

Episode 12
Tearietta holds a welcoming party for the newbies. Her assistant, Polkos explains he was once her teacher. But then she started to show her genius at a very young age. After she done all that she could at home, she enrolled in this academy and he was tasked to look out for her. Eventually she never needed his teachings to begin with. Irisphilia gets drunk and all over Haruto. But nothing lewd. Hopefully. Meanwhile Schneidel is upset that all his plans are for ruined. Students will soon find out about the cancelled duel and he has went as far as to side the Lucifyra to ensure his father becomes the next king. To prevent this, he summons his special assassination squad to kill Haruto and the rest of Tearietta’s research lab. Obviously Haruto has been watching this and won’t allow this. So when the squad arrives, they are stumped the building is surrounded with an unbreakable barrier. Then their members keep getting kidnapped by suspicious doors and clones of Shiva popping up, which is of course their kidnapped members. With the real Shiva popping up, he forces everything out of them. Then he confronts Schneidel who hasn’t learnt from his lesson. Maybe he needs a punishment? Schneidel denies but there is video evidence of his plot. Desperate, Schneidel injects some syringe that turns him into a monster! Is this going to be our big epic finale fight? With Charlotte wanting to save him, Haruto puts up an act and even that spoof Gilgamesh move from Fate/Stay Night! Swords descending from the sky to slice through Schneidel and turn him back to normal! Unlimited Haruto Works! Well, at least Schneidel is no longer a threat and now a caveman retard. Flay and Liza continue to gather info from the capital. As Round Table meets again, Charlotte believes Schneidel is a puppet for a hidden student council who is further controlled by an evil organization. Sure, Haruto can deal with it all himself but they don’t know where the base of the evil organization is and that could be a burden to Haruto. Hence it is time to move in as they will infiltrate the academy. Charlotte also renames Round Table to Camelot. Of course Haruto is watching all this but ponders if what Tearietta said about an evil organization lurking in the academy is true. Also, he can’t shake the feeling that Gizelotte is behind this. For now, he will watch over Charlotte and co diligently so he can continue his peaceful life.

Kekkaishi: Unlimited Barrier Works
Eh? Uhm… Wait. Is that it? I mean, did they miss out airing another final episode or something? Let me check. Nope. Just a dozen of episodes. And no next season announced too. Hmmm… So… WTF THIS UNSATISFYING ENDING?! Oh heck, I won’t even call it an ending. It just ends like that?! WHAT THE HELL?! And you thought the series wasn’t going to get any worse or better, then they pull off one of the most unsatisfying ways to end a season just like that. How can we not be so angry! GRRR!!! No wonder I feel like I want to become Flay and just violently burn everything down!!! This is unacceptable!!! NO WAY!!!

Obviously I wasn’t putting much hopes on this series in the first place. It is after all isekai and having watched tons of it in my lifetime, I don’t think there is going to be any sort of real difference. Hence as I expected, the story itself seems meandering. I feel there is no real plot whatsoever as each episode stumbles its way through the season. I mean, what else can there be? Haruto already so overpowered since birth. The first half showcases his brilliance and genius in using magic that surpasses everyone’s expectations. Whatever threats that come to be, Haruto easily neutralizes them. Then the second half gets weirder because, high school time! Oh yeah. Looks like kids still need to attend school even in the other world. Another round of the plot meandering about. Sure, there is the curious underplot of the church and Gizelotte’s plotting revenge. But all that feels undermined and underutilized. What a waste because all we see is just Haruto fumbling his way through school. He wants to flunk but it always backfires spectacularly as he continues to be a student. Is this some sort of running joke? Is God playing a cruel prank on him? By the time he is successful in finally failing, he would already be graduated! OMG! It would be so funny that I can’t even laugh!

The characters felt like mostly nothing burger. Take our Haruto for instance. Your typical cliché main character who is overpowered as f*ck. Wants to live his dream and ideal life but the more he tries to make that happen, the more he gets dragged into whatever shenanigans because of the thought that he should just play along with it in hopes that it will yield the desired outcome at the end of the bigger picture. Good luck in trying to achieve that. Sure, he has got his own secret cabin but it feels more like some sort of getaway summer villa than his own personal hikikomori man cave. Making him even more confusing is his clone. They are so alike that I can’t tell them apart and I sometimes get confused! So perhaps it is his running joke that his clone always gets into sh*tty situations especially now that he is enrolled in the academy. Such a great achievement to create an exact doppelganger. But now it’s like arguing with himself over the things he doesn’t want to do. Yeah, either way, Haruto still has to do it! Original or copy!

Because of this penchant not to let many especially his little sister down, hence this cosplay as the hero of justice. Now, where have I seen this whole getup before? Oh right. In this light, doesn’t Haruto look like a discount version of Cid from Kage No Jitsuryokusha Ni Naritakute?! OMG. The similarities are almost uncannily similar. Guy wants to live a peaceful and quiet life. Away from the crowd and society. Prefers to dwell in the shadows. But when evildoers run amok, he dons his superhero outfit and starts acting like a typical chuunibyou. No enemies can best him as he comes out tops and with style! OMG. Do you not see how similar they are?! So is Haruto actually truly the strongest? Well, I’m just going to say that everybody else is just damn weak!

Charlotte feels like she has no business being in this anime except for the role of being and looking cute. That is all. Whatever geniuses and potentials she is said to have in the future, that is all just speculation. Because right now, all I can see her is just an anime addict! Thank goodness she is such a cutie pie or else all of us would’ve cringe and vomit with this cringe. So yeah. Charlotte now having buranko complex and she’ll do anything for the onii-chan she obsessively adores. Otherwise, she could actually be done without in this series but then it will lose all that cuteness charm. Yeah. Then there is Flay who feels more like a joker than right hand (wo)man to Haruto. She’s a bit dumb and crude but we give her a free pass because she’s a hot furry. If you’re not a lolicon, perhaps a mature lady like Flay would appease you. But yes, she is more of a hindrance to Haruto than being helpful and it’s like her running joke. Completing this mini harem is the newbie Liza. If Charlotte exists for cuteness, Flay for comical purposes, then we have Liza for some honest goodness because well, she shows to be a lot more capable and earnest in her actions and words. But too bad like I’ve pointed out, she can’t hold a candle to Kanna from Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon!

Other characters also feel wasted due to the pace and direction of this season. It feels like the need to add more weirdoes into Haruto’s life. Such as Laius and Marianne, both have taken a liking for him and it’s just freaking weird to see these royal siblings fight over him. It also remains to be seen if the duo will actually become a puppet for Gizelotte whom I believe is still a great threat. Even with the slave collar on, she holds some influence at least towards her children. Who knows how deep her hatred and revenge for Black Knight (or is it Shiva now?) runs. All I know is that we definitely haven’t seen the last of her. Schneidel feels like the bad version of Laius had he not turn over a new leaf. Yes, another guy whom we will not see the last of and there is a probability that he might team up with Gizelotte to give Haruto a run for his money. But then again, we all know the outcome, right? Uh huh. I thought Haruto’s fight with Gizelotte would last longer but I was a fool to believe in that and just like that, she got overpowered and lost. Maybe next time? Yeah, Haruto’s pacifist ways to let his enemies live may come back to haunt him in the future. And I thought he was a bit different when he mercilessly killed bandits who tried to mess with his father or family. Oh well, that was before he became a hero of justice. Some stupid unwritten law that heroes aren’t supposed to kill or take lives.

Then there is Tearietta as the mad loli professor obsessed about her research. But yeah, I figure it is still way better than having a middle aged single woman who can’t stop b*tching about not having a man in her life and always getting drunk! I hope Oratoria is not that kind of woman either! Irisphilia is a curious one because the plot twist that she could be the Demon Lord reincarnate. It could all be just a big red herring because remember, she has communication problems so she may not relay her origins that well either. Yeah, it is all just a coincidence. Otherwise as far as this season is concerned, she feels like one of those retarded characters since she is unable to read the atmosphere although she is an honest person. So yeah, now Haruto can have somebody he can truly call a friend or someone who is similar to him. But that would defeat the purpose of him being a hikikomori, right?

That’s right. The irony that he wants to live a solitary life but ends up making more connections and building rapport. Haruto is going to be super famous one day. So it’s like a twisted cruel prank by God to tell him to be more sociable because if he is going to be the same hikikomori like in his previous sh*tty life, might as well stayed in that world. There is no difference of being an overpowered hikikomori in this world! A shut-in is still a shut-in and all that powers bestowed wasted. On a trivial note, seeing this magic level is only 1002, I guess it is safe to say that it is NOT over 9000! HAHAHA!!! And can I call this a harem anime because many of the characters here just want Haruto. The most eligible hikikomori bachelor!

The art and animation are pretty standard. Lots of cute looking guys and especially girls. But the colouring and hues may be a bit light on the side although that doesn’t break anything. But if all that including some of the character designs look a bit familiar, it is because Staple Entertainment did this and their only works so far is Kinsou No Vermeil. Now do you see why Liza looks so familiar because she looks a bit like Cheryl? Or Tearietta resembles Rin. Or Irisphilia could be Elena’s long lost sister.

In the voice acting department, such a pleasant surprise to hear Yuko Goto as Natalia. So has she already reached her quota of voice acting this year? I mean, the only other anime she voiced in was that sleazy fanservice filled guy-turned-doggie anime and even that she only had a cameo as a side character. Not to say Natalia is main character but it feels she had more lines this time. If you’re wondering why Charlotte’s cuteness has been ramped up like 100% more, it is because she is voiced by Atsumi Tanezaki who also voiced Anya from Spy x Family. Yeah, now I am seeing shades of Anya in Charlotte because they sound so similar. And cute! Oh hell, are they trying to turn me into a lolicon! While I recognized Ami Koshimizu as Irisphilia, Misaki Kuno as Tearietta, Yuu Kobayashi as Gizelotte (glad to hear that trademark psycho voice of hers) and Yuuko Kaida as Oratoria, the shocking one is Nobuhiko Okamoto as Schneidel. Is that really him?! His character had a lower voice for the most part so it never occurred to me. Even if I went back to listen to his lines again. Only in moments when he was screaming, only then I picked out it was him. Strange.

The other casts are Ayumu Murase as Haruto (Menel in Saihate No Paladin), Ayaka Shimizu as Flay (Misa in Val x Love), Wakana Kuramochi as Liza (Cuff in Shinigami Bocchan To Kuro Maid), Masayuki Katou as Gold (Demiurge in Overlord), Manaka Iwami as Marianne (Mahiru in Otonari No Tenshi-sama Ni Itsunomanika Dame Ningen Ni Sareteita Ken), Shinnosuke Tachibana as Laius (Tomoe in Kamisama Hajimemashita), Nobutoshi Canna as Johnny (Lancer in Fate/Stay Night) and Chitose Morinaga as Gigan (Umiko in New Game). The opening theme is Reset Life by Lezel. Weird lively rock piece and it gets even weirder with the opening credits animation having the characters do really chaotic and weird stuffs like, uhm, dancing?! Especially that group walking one. No wonder they’re wagging their fingers after that, “No! No! NOOO!!”. Heh. The ending theme is Himi Chu Pre-love Magic by Star Shiμ’ne, a generic denpa rock song. Cuteness level ramp up as we see chibi animations of Charlotte, Flay and Liza. So I take it, Irisphilia not part of the group? Yet?

Overall, this series is just average and in a way, disappointing. While it is not all that bad because of all the dumb funny illogical and typical isekai clichés from your dumb but lovable cute characters, it obviously doesn’t stand out from the rest of the already oversaturated genre. Making it worse is the unsatisfying abrupt ‘ending’. I haven’t seen such conclusions to a series for a very long time (Gangsta, Mahou Sensou to name a few). Otherwise, I’m pretty numb from all the average isekai animes that I watch in every season WITHOUT FAIL! For some reasons. And will continue to do so for many season to come. Yeah, my loyalty to isekai crap remains strong. So in this context am I actually the strongest? Nah. More like I am actually the dumbest for continuing to fall for this nonsense! :’(.

Eiyuu Kyoushitsu

23 December, 2023

Long ago, there was a classroom for assassins. And then there was also a classroom for elite children. And then recently there was a classroom to train spies. And now what kind of classrooms do we have? That’s right. Classroom for heroes. At least, that is what Eiyuu Kyoushitsu means. I guess in a world where the Demon Lord and his minions are running rampage, we need a school that creates and hones the skills of future heroes to save mankind. Well, unfortunately this isn’t that kind of series. Sure, training to become heroes but it feels more like the daily antics and shenanigans of these hero wannabes and especially the transfer student who is believed to be the world’s greatest hero enrolling into the academy.

Episode 1
An epic fight between the hero and Demon Lord ended with both sides taking each other out. Now we see Blade as a new transfer student to Rosewood Academy to train heroes. Such an eager beaver, he wants to make friends! So he quickly makes friends with Clay, Kassim, Yessica and Claire. Wow. At this rate, he can achieve his 100 friends goal and more! However, Earnest Flaming is not impressed and thinks he is a cheat since he is here to make friends and not train to be a hero. So she takes him to the headmaster’s office only to learn that the new headmaster is King Gilgamesh himself! Her hatred for Blade increases since Blade acts casually before the king and that Gilgamesh wants to speak with Blade alone. It seems both guys know each other. Although Blade wants to live a normal school life, that won’t do for Gilgamesh as he plans to turn the curriculum upside down and turn Blade into a hero. During training class, Blade continues to make friends so an unimpressed Earnest challenges him to a fight. Safe to say with his Dragon Eater blast whatever, part of the walls get destroyed, some classmates get bruised and yeah, some bits of Earnest’s clothes get torn. There’s your teaser fanservice. So who is he? He claims he is just a normal guy. During lunch, Earnest is forced to eat humble and apologizes for her b*tch attitude while admitting his powers are real. He learns she has no friends because everyone is scared of her. With that cold demeanour, I can see why. In that case, he’ll be her friend. Back home, she seems to be happy she has made her first friend but some curse still haunts her. During another training, she goes all out and to a point she collapses. She wakes up in the infirmary after Blade carried her here. She continues to act tough and warns him to keep whatever was heard in the infirmary a secret. Blade then beats all the security bots and hack into the school’s data to find out more about Earnest’s demonic sword, Asmodeus. So he confronts her again about this secret. Despite giving her a lot of power, she is not its owner. She reveals how the sword tried to take over her body since young when she tried to touch it. She has been on a constant fight to prevent it from claiming ownership of her. Don’t worry, Blade will let her fight Asmodeus and if anything goes wrong, he can defeat it. He has proven himself already, right? And so Earnest summons Asmodeus to fight him. With Blade’s backing, she has the motivation to defeat him. Now that she is free from the curse and smiling, the other students are in shock. Yeah, look how pretty she is! That earnest face is the ticket to earn her more friends! Pun intended!

Episode 2
Sorry Earnest, Blade doesn’t even notice your changed hairstyle. Anyway, she has him watch over Sophie since he is the only person she has reacted to. So as Blade talks to her and when he tries to get training started, class has ended. Should have stopped the talking… Luckily there is time to train her after class. Later as Gilgamesh talks to Blade about having made new friends, with Sophie being the current one, Gilgamesh thinks he did so because he knew of her past. What past? You see, Sophie is actually created from a lab in some artificial hero programme to surpass the hero that is Blade. She is the 12th reincarnation of Sophitia Femto and using the forbidden and lost knowledge, she has been experimented on countless times to manifest the powers of a hero. Gilgamesh has long put an end to that organization but when he found her and took her in, she was still asking for commands. This has Blade rush out to make Sophie get back to her normal life. But WTF, he doesn’t know what normal is! So he goes ask about that. So normal means youth means love means date. Yeah. Got it. Sorry Earnest, he isn’t dating you! WTF Blade barges into the girls’ shower just to ask Sophie to go on a date with him?! Is that an order? No, but it’s important. Okay. And so we see Earnest, Yessica and Claire tail them on this so called date. Blade making a real schedule on what to do but WTF he is panicking because they are behind? Sophie is cooler in leading him. So they do cliché lover stuffs that would definitely make Earnest jealous. Yeah, just calm her down with some sweet treats. At the end of that day, because Blade considers her his friend, she reveals her secret being a test subject to be an artificial hero. She demonstrates her powers to bend the laws of physics but she cannot control them. She can also stop time albeit for only 10 seconds. This makes Blade sad that he too reveals his own past. He blames himself for this curse on her. He claims he got this heroic powers at a young age and thought it could save everyone. However he soon realized he couldn’t save everyone and even got blamed for it. He questioned the meaning of being a hero. Sophie consoles him, even if he didn’t choose to be a hero, he was still one. He did save some hero so he should be proud of that. The same reason why she was created to be an artificial hero and thus she takes pride in that. He promises not to let this past bother him as they both agree to keep this secret just between themselves.

Episode 3
Haven’t you heard? Gilgamesh brought a magical beast to the academy. Don’t look now, this dragon is running amok! And gets knocked down with a single punch by Blade! Everyone is in shock although Blade claims this is normal! In fact, this dragon is just a child and got scared separated from her parents. Soon the dragon transforms into a loli version and starts latching herself onto Blade, calling him her parent. Blade seems receptive of this idea and treating her as his own daughter! So I guess this means bathing with her means nothing. But it means something at least for Ernest. Indecent! She is named Cu Chulainn after some devoted knight. Cu now descends into a bratty child who wants Blade to only see and attend to her. Damn, he agrees?! And when she claims her loli body is enough for him and that he should stop staring at mature adult female bodies, WTF everybody takes this chance to punish Blade as guilty?! WTF?! When Cu sees Blade interacting normally with his friends, this makes her sad. She wanders off to other parts of the academy. Other students invite her to join in but she is reluctant. But of course she is back to normal once Blade picks her up. Later he asks if she wants to make friends so she corrects him about dragons are far sturdier than humans. They live and die alone. Besides, he is the only one she needs. Gilgamesh is the only other guy who can babysit her but Cu doesn’t like his prickly beard so she runs away. Blade has to go find her and sees her playing in her room. Aren’t those dolls supposed to resemble his friends?! What astonishes him is that she has dolls for every student in this academy and knows their names! Oh Blade, you don’t even know them! This makes Blade sad that he hits his head on the wall till it bleeds?! Thank goodness for Earnest stopping him. She finds out what happen as Blade realizes he has not even noticed it. Dragons cannot acknowledge anyone weaker than them as equal. Thus to recognize her as a friend, one must defeat her. He has failed to be one even after defeating her. Uhm, I thought he was the parent? Anyway, it is Earnest’s turn to lecture him about asking for help. He once did it for her and now it’s her turn to repay the favour. Blade and Earnest seek the help of other students to fight Cu. They even prostate themselves. Even their close friends come to do the same. And so the day is here where everybody minus Blade fights Cu. This isn’t unfair for the record. Because do you think it is unfair for bees to fight as a swarm?

Episode 4
Everyone work together to fight Cu. Especially attacking her blind spots. But this is all a distraction so that Leonard can dig a huge hole in which Cu takes the bait and falls into. She tries to fly out but Sophie pins her down with her gravity. Earnest then abuses her sword for power to take down the dragon. It’s easy with everyone lending their power. With Cu defeated, she is sad thinking Blade will abandon her. Of course he won’t do that. More importantly, she asks everyone to be her friend. Will they say no? Of course not. During lunch, Blade notices something different about Earnest. Yeah, she’s fat! OMG! The rest try to hint to him not to say it but he didn’t get the message. And so, poor Earnest runs away in tears. Yup, this one is on Blade. Guilty. The gang go to talk to her as she locks herself in her room. But what do they see? Earnest eating more snacks?! So this is the culprit. Turns out she got very hungry after her fight with Cu and couldn’t stop eating. Oh Blade, don’t shrug off everything after you find out that you’re still friends with her. Time for Blade to once again extend his hand to help her. That’s right. It’s training time to lose those fats. Oh wow. Earnest really struggling in her training. When she weighs herself, the machine broke! In fact, her weight goes up! HOW THE F*CK?! The only method left is to summon Asmodeus and burn off all those fats. Yeah, so sorry that the most badass fire demon is reduced to fight the enemy known as fats. It works but now Earnest is hungry as she goes out of control. Her friends looking pretty tasty… Luckily Blade stops her with his, uhm, blade. Wind version whatever. Ah there it is, Earnest back to her sexy hot body. But soon the same problem because now she’s back to being fat after continuing to eat more snacks in her room. Don’t worry, she can always burn it off, right?!

Episode 5
Maria who is a night demon seeks a favour from Blade: She wants him to kill her! Of course as she explains, there is a very powerful magic beast inside her and she has a hard time suppressing it. She feels it is going to come out anytime and wreak havoc. Aside Blade, everyone is eager to help her. In the arena, Maria dislodges all her limiters that keeps this magic beast in check. Then she turns into the Demon Lord! Everybody attacks her and if Earnest in her Asmodeus mode can’t do the job, you think the rest could? Even Blade is having a hard time and his sword broke. Until Earnest lends hers and he is able to draw out an awesome power that surprises and puts the Demon Lord in her place. Whole place destroyed but no casualties. Blade is okay but the nurse is so worried about him since he promised not to be reckless with his power as it could cost him his life. The Demon Lord AKA Mao is now a student at school. She knows Blade’s identity as a hero but will keep it a secret for his sake. Gilgamesh soon reveals Maria’s mother is human and has long died. Her father’s fate is currently unknown but now they know his identity and he is the previous Demon Lord. Woah. How did a human and magic beats bang to get a child?! With Mao taking over, there is a possibility that Maria will never return. That night, Mao forces Blade to date her since she shows great interest in him. She admits that she is attracted to him, the reason she is staying here (to also test this hypothesis of falling in love) and offers him to be her mate. They then talk about Maria who is still hiding in the recess of her mind. Mao can tell dark shadows are forming all over her heart. Maria has always blamed herself for all the misfortune. And when mom died, she started doubting if father ever loved mom and if he was the cause of her suffering. So to escape that painful thought, Mao was born. Mao is telling this to Blade as he is closer to their kind than humans. Maria’s friend, Eliza claims the pendant isn’t a sealing item. How convenient she analyses it to be some memory keepsake. It is warned that activating it may make Mao disappear, something she is okay with. So they play the pendant, a recording of the Demon Lord claiming he must leave his wife (who was currently pregnant with Maria) to face a fated foe. He allowed her to hate him for this as he did not wish for her to follow him down this bloodied path. In the end, he loved them both as much. This touching recording has Maria come out and take back her body. But in the aftermath, Mao still exists so they take turns coming out as Maria wants a future where they both exist. Now Mao can happily fight with Blade all she wants.

Episode 6
Noticing a centaur, Dione stuck with a huge load, it seems Blade knows her. Almost giving his identity away, Blade has to constantly remind her not to. She is here because Gilgamesh has assigned her to be a new instructor at Rosewood. During practice, Dione shows her chops by easily breaking through iron blacks with her spear and even melting them. Of course, almost giving her relationship with Blade away. As some of the girls are suspicious, during bath time they make Dione spill the beans. She recounts first meeting Blade when he was 5 years old. That time, he was like a wild beast who couldn’t speak. He bit her ass and the mark is still there! Although she joined Blade’s party, he forbade her to fight along his side against the Demon Lord. She thought she was weak and underwent lots of training until today. In town, a pair of huge sacred birds known as simurgh hover across the kingdom. They don’t attack humans but did Earnest jinx it because one attacked a carriage before flying off! They go talk to Gilgamesh and true enough, this idiot is the one behind it. The cargo that Dione was transporting was a simurgh’s egg! That explains the simurgh’s anger. Before you accuse him of stealing it, he explains that the simurgh eggs need a couple of conditions to be hatched. A certain height and direct sunset light. However its parents were poor in making the nest so he wants to help them hatch. Which is due tomorrow. This means, Blade and his pals have to keep the parents busy until the eggs is hatch. So we see everyone doing whatever they can to keep the big birds at bay. Until it is evening when the hoist to the top of the castle is broken. Everyone gives Blade the green light to take it to the top while they continue to hold back the simurgh. Blade is able to get it to the top with the help of riding on Dione’s back. A third simurgh pops up as it is Gilgamesh’s turn to repay the favour. It is revealed a simurgh saved his life and that is why he went through all this trouble. Too bad he got flicked away. Thanks to Sophie’s time stopping ability, this is enough time for Blade to save the egg from toppling. In the end, a pair of simurgh twins hatch. Oh dear, are they imprinting Blade and Sophie as parents?! Well, Blade has more kids now! More importantly, more friends as the baby simurgh lets him ride freely in the sky.

Episode 7
Oh my. What’s this?! Blade turned into a serial killer and killing off everybody?! Sophie is the last one standing in his way but her skills too weren’t enough as he kills her off. Of course this all turns out to be a new virtual reality training simulation courtesy from Gilgamesh. He adds an incentive for whoever is the last one standing, gets the right to use this machine as they want. Oh wow, Earnest turning into a killer as she overkills Leonard! Is this her true colours?! Final confrontation with Blade, she still loses. While Gilgamesh revels in this brilliant idea of his, Blade turns up the difficulty of this machine and then has Gilgamesh fight all the monsters and traps. Yes, he respawns when he dies too. Welcome to hell. As the students rest, it seems Clay and Kassim are down. That’s because they lost to Yessica and Claire. There’s a first for everything. Hotspring shenanigans because it’s a mixed bath because Gilgamesh allows it. This guy doesn’t even bat an eyelid to claim he wants to see naked girls or at least in their swimsuits. Hey, he is king and can do whatever he wants. He even rallies the guys to do it. Earnest who has been hiding behind her towel is forced to show off her swimsuit. Don’t worry, Blade doesn’t seem that interested. Are you gay, Blade?! Clay and Kassim still down. Fun ruined? Later Blade talks to them about the big issue over losing to girls. As you would have guessed, they are in love with their counterparts. Blade didn’t get the hint because he also notes he loves everybody. Cu invites herself to offer her 2 cents worth of opinion. Want to get girls to like you? Get stronger! Blade can train them! Meanwhile the girls are discussing about this too and feel bad about making the guys so. Should they pretend to lose next time? No, that will be worse. Oh, look who is here to offer her advice? Yup, Cu telling them to get stronger because guys love strong girls! We see Clay and Kassim under tough training from Blade. On the day they fight again, the guys vow if they win, they will confess. At first, the guys are going great guns and it looks like Blade’s training has paid off. But in the end, the girls are still better and defeats them fair and square. The guys are feeling better this time and thanks them for not going easy on them. While they made up, it seems Earnest can’t take this sh*t and lectures them about the need to be stronger just to confess. Because she can’t accept this! So, she’s talking about her own predicament?! I bet it is!

Episode 8
The girls find a strange robot around. Then when they show it to Blade, he instantly destroys it! He warns them this is a Guardian and there’s no telling when it will go berserk. Furthermore, one cannot easily destroy it. True enough, it returns the next day. But as a hot android chick? Still. Blade destroys her. But as expected, she is back. This android nicknamed Iona has a mission to destroy Blade although she is in observation mode for now. Claire then invites her to join them because everybody here wants to defeat Blade! And so we see the Blade suppression committee as Iona discloses how Blade forcefully infiltrated her intimate zone and desecrate her body repeatedly. That’s an ambiguous way of saying he infiltrated a forbidden zone. Blade did trespass the forbidden underground library but it was to do research on Earnest’s case of Asmodeus. With everyone blaming Blade, he leaves pouting, thinking nobody appreciates his effort. He was just trying to help and after all, it’s not like one can easily destroy a Guardian because its soul is kept in a separate location. As Iona explains she took a form of a girl because Blade goes easy on her, Eliza has a suggestion. Put her soul back in this body. If Blade knows that, he will not easily destroy her. And so during their fight, Iona tells Blade about this. She has severed ties with Mother and is operating independently. To destroy her means to kill her permanently. Iona goes on the offensive as Blade takes a beating. She notes he is defeated because his moves are too strong. It is also because she didn’t give him any chance to use less powerful moves. With Blade surrendering, everyone cheers over this victory.

However as Iona joins them, they note something is wrong. It seems despite her victory over Blade, as a Guardian she is supposed to receive new orders from Mother. Without one, she will go berserk of self-destruct. Because Iona has detached herself from Mother, she was deemed ineffective and there is a counter counting down to her self-destruction. The only way is for her to take on a new master. That’s you Blade. And just like that he becomes Iona’s new master. But all this doesn’t sit well with Sophie. She is jealous Iona is her overlapping character. Even more so, Blade gives orders to Iona but not her? And so it becomes a challenge to see who is worthy of Blade’s orders. Yes, strange and dumb challenges like a staring contest and even watching him go to sleep?! So as he sleeps, the duo talk about how they were always alone except for Blade who gave them his attention. He was always there for them. Ironically, they bonded over this. But soon, Blade notices something still wrong. He has Iona show her counter and damn, it is still ticking. Being her master only slowed down the countdown by a tenth. She will still self-destruct. When asks what she wants, she wants to be with them till her last moments. And so as she forms a barrier, she gives her last speech to each of the girls. Now it’s time to explode. Iona feels scared and doesn’t want to die. A teary and emotional scene from everyone vowing not to forget her. But the explosion didn’t come. Blade arrives at this party explaining he went to see Mother about it. He managed to change her mind after using a bit of force. Yeah. Even computers are scared of him now. With Iona linked back to the system, she is now free to continue existing. Iona then breaks down with full emotion, hugging her master. Will Earnest allow this moment? As long as it doesn’t take too long… Any time now…

Episode 9
Once again, everybody loses to Blade. Somehow Leonard is the last one standing. Can he be the one to defeat him? Yup, a fool to put your hopes on him because he too easily loses. So as Leonard ponders about all this, Maria talks to him on the same topic. Eventually they agree to try and take Blade down. However this won’t do for Eliza because ideals are one thing but they need to brainstorm to actually see what needs to be done. And so everyone minus Blade gathers in this committee meeting to take down Blade. We see everyone taking turns with their ideas to defeat Blade but they’re all defeated. Mostly for the dumbest reasons. With so many meetings come and go, we’re wondering if such is even effective. Oh yeah, Earnest getting desperate to take that f*cking overpowered Blade down! Even if Leonard frowns upon the idea of taking hostage (because from Iona’s case, he gave up when her life was on the line), damn Earnest is going through with it! So during class, the guys masquerade themselves as terrorists to take the teacher hostage. Because she is looking cool at that role, all the other girls fight to be the hostage. Well, the teacher lets all of them be the hostage. So will now Blade give up? Apparently he doesn’t even know the meaning of terrorists and hostage! Yeah, incorrect interpretations by Cu has Blade even more confused. Politics. Violence. Non-perishable food. Yeah. I’m confused too! So when Leonard gets really serious in cutting Earnest, all Blade need to do is swing his sword and his force disarms (and unclothes) the ‘terrorists’. Last desperate attempt as everyone gangs up to fight him. We all know the outcome. Yup, Blade easily beats everyone again. Now he thinks this terrorist is some pretend game. Can we play it again? NOOOO MOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

Episode 10
Looks like Blade doesn’t even know what a birthday is. The girls talk to Dione and learn that nobody knows Blade’s true age. As he was taken in 17 years ago, they assumed that is his first year. Also, he is named so because he was holding a sword. Imagine if he was holding something else… As they ponder what they should get him for his birthday, Gilgamesh suggests a special royal tonkatsu curry. Also, to help with their training, the whole gang is taken underground to the royal pantry. Uhm, there is a whole new wilderness and ecosystem down here! So basically they have to hunt for food and won’t leave until they hit the mark of consuming a total of 1.13 billion calories! Holy sh*t! And so this series becomes Toriko as everyone dons their loincloth and start the hunt for strange beasts. One night, Earnest tries to ask Blade about his past. He can’t remember much except that he was fighting for survival, the reason why he became stronger. Just when it looked like a romantic moment for her to confess, Claire won’t allow this indecency. HUH?! With everyone’s survival going well, Gilgamesh adds another quest for everyone. It seems they have to hunt specific ingredients and everyone is up to the challenge. Is it me or do these plants they hunt are rejected plant designs from Plans Vs Zombies?! On the final day, they are faced off with the super huge behemoth. Might sound tough and all until Gilgamesh says its meat is super delicious. Yeah. Bring that beast down! Everybody cooperate to take it down but eventually Blade and Mao combining their great technique to defeat it. A huge success. Blade is tired and hungry! In the aftermath, Blade is surprised the nurse tells him that his strength has increased. Proper exercise and dieting, huh? Blade then gets a birthday surprise by the rest. Then he is ushered in to eat the curry dish they made. At first he feels weird out for this but as he eats it, he is trying to contain his tears. A man can’t cry? Gilgamesh even had to pull back his decree of that so that he could shed some tears. Make that lots of tears. For once, Blade feels like he is truly been born in this world. Best food he has ever eaten.

Episode 11
You thought Sophie was going to use the new move she learnt but she is trying to kill Blade?! The real Sophie shows up to protect her as her imposter escapes. It seems there are 5 of them. Une, Deux, Trois, Quatre and Cinq. Each with different personalities as all claim Une failed her mission to kill Blade although she claims it was a scouting mission. On another training day, Deux now shows up to kill Blade in which he accepts this challenge. Since she can’t kill him, she seduces him instead to kill her. Real Sophie shows up mad but then Deux escapes. Later as everybody discusses about it, it makes Sophie surprised that they realize too late that there are assassins after Blade’s life. I don’t think they’re worried too. Seeing how strong Blade is, right? As the clones ponder their next move to kill Blade, they are summoned by their zombie professor and reminded of their mission to kill Blade. Only then it proves the validity of their research to clone an artificial hero. That night, Sophie faces off with Une outside the dorm. Une claims they cannot disobey orders despite Sophie warning them all of them are failed subjects. Because they are not as ultimate as Sophie, they have shorter lifespans. A short skirmish in which Sophie wins. So I guess finish the fight in another time? Blade and co now stumble into the violent but child-like Cinq. She accidentally reveals everything before beating Blade to death. Seems it was all part of the plan to lure her into the virtual world to trick her into killing Blade. Too bad she found out and now she’s mad. Destroy! She is also joined by Quatre who is another violent psycho. Not sure how the other students can help to stall them because isn’t it in the end Blade is the one who has to protect them? Quatre and Cinq then use their ultimate power to create a black hole. Sophie manages to absorb it. With both sides out, looks like they’re going to have this rematch another time. Not again! That night as Sophie recuperates in the infirmary, Blade hears her out about this artificial hero programme. Unlike Sophie who was rescued by Gilgamesh, she laments her sister clones did not have that luxury. She gets emotional to think their only sole purpose is to kill Blade. Here’s a Blade hug. Feel better? Yeah well, that night Sophie slips out and Blade must be sleeping on the job to not even know she is gone!

Episode 12
Everybody is in shock as they demand an explanation about Sophie’s dropout. Well, as Gilgamesh puts it, it is her decision. She even put it in writing. Obviously everybody wants to bring her back but Gilgamesh reminds them the reason Sophie did this is not to get them involved. Because the only way for Sophie to stop her sisters is to kill them. Otherwise they will continue to stop at nothing to achieve their mission. Even so, the answer is obvious. Yes, Blade and co are going to find Sophie. Sophie is trying to locate her sisters’ hideout but to no avail. This is when her friends arrive and Sophie tells the truth about her origins. Although the research has long been abandoned, someone stole the data and its samples and continued on his own. He continued to incubate them and gave them orders to stop at nothing until they kill the hero. If that is the case, why are they after Blade’s life then? Yeah, how nice of them to think if they can’t kill Blade, they are not worthy to kill the hero! Okay, we’ll go with that. Sophie thinks she has had her fun with them and now it’s time to settle things. Obviously they won’t let her have this narrow way of thinking. Blade has not plan but Eliza sure would. For some reason, the challenge letter for the sisters reached their base?! How the f*ck they know where it is?! And so the quintet take up the challenge to fight and kill Blade at the school’s arena. This is just a distraction for Blade to fight them until they wear out their energy. Eliza believes the mastermind is giving them orders from nearby and when his girls lose energy, he’ll make his appearance. They will then arrest him and force him to reprogram their parameters so they won’t die. Wow. That simple. But easier said than done as Blade has to fight 5 sisters who are really hell bent on killing him. His friends promise not to get involved but they do throw him some gear to boost his weapon or skill when the time calls for it. This allows Blade to tire them all out. When the last one goes out, it is revealed that their lifespan will only last till today’s sunset. Which is now! I don’t even know how Eliza found where the mastermind is but he is already dead. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED! He has died a long time ago, way before the sisters awakened. Yeah, Eliza cursing himself for not being a genius enough. Science has its limits! But don’t worry. Sophie has an idea. With Blade’s help, the sisters’ mind and soul enter Sophie. In the aftermath, all of them live but in the same body as Sophie. So take turns to speak. Now we see everybody fighting a monster as part of their training. As expected, nobody could beat it except Blade. Easy as pie. Don’t you just want to kill this monster?

The Misfit Of Great Hero Academy
I don’t know, the final felt a bit rushed, trying to give Sophie and her sisters some sort of closure and happy ending. Whatever it is, it is a happy ending and status quo, right? Nobody really dies and Sophie’s French sisters get to technically live. I suppose their researcher is French because of the way he numbers them, right?! And if he was already dead a long time ago, whose voice was it that spoke to the girls?! Don’t tell me it’s a tape recorder! Or maybe the sisters have some sort of weird bug in their programme and hear voices in their head! Whatever. Don’t want to explore that any further. With the sisters inhibiting Sophie, at least this saves space and energy. Imagine having to copy and paste 5 more Sophie in the future! Goodness gracious.

Initially I have no idea how to story is going to turn out. But if my guts were right based on the synopsis that I read, it was going to be somewhat like standalone episodes. And how true it was. There is a good and bad side to such. While it doesn’t have a very complex or complicating plot in which viewers are forced to remember and strain their brains to think (people have such short attention span these days), however with many of the episodes feel like filler episodes, it makes the whole series somewhat incoherent. Therefore it is not clear where the direction of the series is heading save for the fact that it is about Blade having fun in his high school days and making new friends. Doesn’t that all sound pretty boring? Even more so, Blade is overpowered as f*ck and this isn’t even isekai to begin with! Or is it?!

The one thing that made me feel weird was how many of the jokes felt somewhat cartoonish and close to being amateurish. For example, when Earnest was tailing Blade and Sophie on their ‘date’, the punchline reaction for the joke is for Earnest to become a human rocket and blast off into the sky complete with vapour trail smoke. I understand they were trying to pull off that punchline reaction as a joke. However they couldn’t do it in a better way and that just felt more like a whole lot of cringe instead. At least that is how I feel about it. Hence in many of such instances, those kinds of reactions have that sort of feel and obviously I’m not very impressed. Joke of the scene is one thing, but the reaction to it killed it and fell flat. Some scenes even left my hair stood on ends!

Now that the series lacks any proper plot, then the burden of making it interesting falls on the characters, right? Unfortunately, not really. I have seen so many animes throughout the years and it is going to take a lot more than this to actually heap praises on it. In short, they are mainly boring and cliché. Take our main character Blade for instance. Overpowered and has a shady past. Shady as in an unknown factor. So the only way to ‘reward’ a hero for his services in defeating the Demon Lord, is to have him attending something that he has missed out on what many people his age normally do: Attend high school. Ah yes. Youth. Therefore an entire series which is solely about Blade trying to make friends and rivals because that is the stuffs that high school students do, no? My conspiracy theory is that everybody actually knows he is the hero and just playing along because they want to continue to be his friend. Because they actually couldn’t be this dumb not to realize it all, right? OR COULD THEY?! In that case if they’re too dumb to actually realize that, they’re not capable enough to go fight the Demon Lord! Geez, no wonder everybody still struggling with whatever weird monsters Gilgamesh brings in for training!

They also make him look like a retard because there are some ordinary stuffs he doesn’t understand. Yeah, makes him look all so innocent, doesn’t it? That is why he is compensated for that lacking area in power and strength. Nobody can best him and that becomes some sort of a running joke for his fellow friends to challenge this superorganism to try and beat him but the script says they must lose. Even under special circumstances in which Blade ‘loses’, he didn’t really lose but was forced into admitting it. Just a paper loss in my perspective. He doesn’t even struggle and that’s why we don’t even relate to him. Boring. Not even his past is fully fleshed out and having said so, it must be as boring as f*ck as he was pluck from the wilderness and trained to be civilized, HUH?! And to think he got his name because of a certain weapon he was seen carrying at first. Imagine if he was holding a dildo… Yikes!

The other supporting characters especially Blade’s circle of friends are also boring and unimaginative. I believe it serves to tick off the checklist of this harem genre. Isn’t this a harem theme?! Doesn’t Blade’s girls come from all walks of life. From humans to a clone to a dragon to a demon and even a robot? Variety is the spice of life, they say. Each of them are given an episode in focus in which they will have some sort of problem or insecurities. Somehow they can’t solve it on their own and Blade has to intervene. It gets solved and now Blade is officially friends with them and part of his groupie. A big chunk of the series feels like that. From Earnest’s cursed possession of Asmodeus to Sophie being an artificial hero to Cu wanting to acknowledge to have friends to shy Mao and her split personality to Iona needing a new master to serve.

Earnest is supposed to be the main heroine (based on my guts) but she is rather forgettable and felt more like a minor background character. I have a feeling they don’t want to make the whole thing cheesy by playing up the harem clichés. But because of that, the whole thing felt boring and for Earnest who obviously has a crush on Blade, did nothing more to pursue that interest. Not sure out of embarrassment or fear of rejection, it led to her being a forgettable character. Even poker face Sophie too. But at least the final arc puts her back in the spotlight with the appearance of her clone sisters. Then there is Cu who is the most annoying character because of her selfishness. True, she is a child but she is really at her own pace and acts more like a spoilt brat and daddy Blade often complies with it. Oh yeah, she acts a bit like a retard too. But we give her a free pass because she is loli cute, right? Iona’s deadpan looks that overlaps with Sophie gives her the right to post deadpan jokes and some are naughty ones. Don’t we all love our own sex doll? Oops, I mean cute android girl.

Claire and Yessica exist only because of Kassim and Clay, right? Or is it vice versa? But I guess it is better than Leonard who is more often a punching bag. This Earnest loyalist only serves that role and be a loser so that every time he gets owned, it is all for laughs. That’s much ado about him. Eliza is the only one in the group I feel the odd one out because she doesn’t get her own focused episode like the rest. One day, suddenly she is there among the groupie and she’s supposed to be the brains of the group but I just don’t feel it that way. Just that everybody else don’t really bother to plan and think and that’s why she looks like a smart girl. She and Maria are the only ones wearing glasses after all. There are a bunch of other students in the special advanced hero class (you can tell the difference if they are wearing personalized outfits or the standard school uniform). However they don’t do much except to prop up the numbers in this class and they look more like cosplay weirdoes. Or as I would say, rejected character designs of fighting games! Gilgamesh instead of being a scary headmaster, he is your idiotic character instead. Like many glorious heroes of the past, now he is of a joker role and sometimes exacerbates the students’ problems with weird brutal trainings. Well, he is the headmaster of his own school and can laugh in a silly matter and nobody can say anything.

There is a tiny bit wee of fanservice here and it is mainly when some super powerful move is executed, to show how ‘devastating’ its effects are, parts (or all) of the students’ clothes will be ripped or blown to bits. Yeah, I wonder how many more of the same clothes Earnest has in her closet. Like as though those torn bits of clothing and showing a few skin would turn us horny veterans on. Pfft. Even Cu’s non-existent boobs makes her look weird than anything stimulating. Oh well, I guess we have the curvaceous and scantily clad Yessica, Mao and to a certain extent Iona for better fanservice. Gee, thanks?

Art and animation feel quite mediocre. In many scenes, the animation quality would feel sketchy and somewhat rough. This is perhaps one reason why I said earlier on some of the punchline reactions look amateurish. The character designs are pretty basic and looking very much standard. Some characters look strange especially those minor background characters in the special advanced class and Cu to a certain extent looking cartoonish. Adding to that effect even more is her bratty behaviour. Even the overall colouring and hues are somewhat light. It’s like they’re trying to save budget on the colouring department. This anime is done by Actas who did the Girls Und Panzer series and the Princess Principal series and movies.

For the voice acting, it’s great to hear Rikiya Koyama back again after a long absence. At least, I didn’t watch the animes he voiced in for quite a while. As Gilgamesh, he is still recognizable. Unfortunately I didn’t pick up Nao Touyama as Sophie since she was so deadpan and not in her usual chirpy trademark voice I often identify her with. If Cu’s voice sounds annoying, she is played by Hina Kino who also voiced bratty character loli characters like Alas Ramus in Hataraku Maou-sama S2 and Fa in RPG Fudousan. Now I know why the annoyance is so similar. I thought Misaki Kuno would be fine voicing this character too but oh well…

I don’t recognize any of the other casts which are Reiji Kawashima as Blade (Finn in Mashle), Misuzu Yamada as Earnest (Koushi in Megami-ryou No Ryoubou-kun), Sarah Emi Bridcutt as Mao/Maria (Yuzuru in Date A Live), Aya Uchida as Iona (Kotori in Love Live), Konomi Kohara as Eliza (Chika in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Shizuka Ishigami as Dione (Mito in Shokugeki No Souma), Eri Yukimura as Claire (Emma in Kouya No Kotobuki Hikoutai), Haruka Shiraishi as Yessica (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy), Shuuichi Uchida as Clay (Terafune in Fuufu Ijou Koibito Miman), Tomohiro Oono as Kassim (Makoto in Tomodachi Game), Tomohito Takatsuka as Leonard (Roderich in Hachi-nan Tte Sore Wa Nai Deshou), Kanna nakamura as Une (Urushi in Sore Demo Ayumu Wa Yosetekuru), Natsumi Takamura as Deux (Raiha in Go-toubun No Hanayome), Yoshino Aoyama as Trois (titular character in Bocchi The Rock), Saya Aizawa as Quatre (Castiella in Strike The Blood) and Nene Hieda as Cinq (Misa in Maou Gakuin No Futekigousha).

The opening theme is Bravery Naturally by Kaede Higuchi. Rock piece tries to sound edgy and dramatic but ended up sounding pretty generic to me. Yup, not really impressed. The ending theme is Another Self by Akane Kumada and is another rock piece although it is not as edgy and dramatic as the opener and is more moderate. But still generic and yes, not really impressed with it either.

Overall, this is a rather boring and disappointing series. Part of the huge pile of garbage that the industry churns out every season and forgettable when the next season arrives. There is no real story here and the characters are just mediocre. As I have read, one pointed out this series is just a glorified showcase of an elite classroom for chuunibyou! May I further add that all this could one be big mental asylum because all the characters we have seen are just freaking weird in their ways. I mean, the Demon Lord has been defeated, why do they even have a hero academy?! Sure, to prepare for that return in the future but the way I see it, looks like everybody here is having their second or extended childhood, having fun being high school kids again. If these people are released back into the wild, I’m sure it is the start of mankind’s doom! Don’t count on them if you want these heroes to save the world, let alone the anime industry! We don’t need heroes. We need a miracle at this point!