Need another fantasy sword and sorcery anime? You got it. Add an academy that teaches a group of diverse friends to hone such skills. Check. Mysteries and conspiracies also abound. Got that covered. Nanatsu No Maken Ga Shihai Suru didn’t come as anything striking to me. The dilemma of me whether to skip this one has been on my mind for a considerable while. And because of that, it means the only to bust away such dilemma is to, you’ve guessed it, watch it and judge for myself. I know, it sounds dumb like always but if I left that quandary hanging with no resolve, it might bug and haunt me again with the same tormented feelings many years later down the road. Besides, isn’t this already a sign indicating to just (STFU and) go watch it? For better or worse. My guts are one thing but I should have known better…

Episode 1
Oliver Horn makes his way to Kimberly Magic Academy. We see a few other main characters making their way there. They watch the welcoming parade of monsters when somebody plays a prank on Katie Aalto and forces her legs to run towards a troll. Troll goes berserk but is stopped by samurai girl, Nanao Hibiya. She intends to take on the troll but Oliver knows it would spell her doom so he has the rest help him out with his magic plan to create a diversion. It is successful to take the troll’s attention away but Nanao did not run and instead knock out the troll. When she did so, her hair changed from black to completely white. Whatever innocent colour or it is called, all I know is that Oliver says it means she is going to be a great mage. The ceremony begins with headmistress, Esmeralda giving her speech. She warns them their life is in their own hands. Because 20% of the students at the end of their 7 years here will end up being consumed by magic. Meaning they get corrupted, go crazy and some committed suicide. But it is all up to you to achieve greater heights. During the welcoming banquet, our main characters get acquainted and introduce each other. We have Michela “Chela” McFarlane from a very famous magic clan; Katie who is into animals; Guy Greenwood who is into plants; Pete Reston whose family do not have any magic (I suppose he must be a real smart guy because he is always reading and that’s how he got into this school, right?); Oliver who comes from another great family clan and he has family members at this school; Nanao who was about to be killed in battle but saved by Chela’s father who is an instructor at this school, hence she was recommended to attend. Oliver is up very early one morning and goes for a walk. He notices someone watching him and calls out to her. Teresa Carste is tasked by his brother to watch over him and if he needs her assistance, feel free to call her. Oliver is shocked to see Nanao bathing in the public fountain. Oh sorry, purification a she calls it. More shocking, the scars all over her body. Her pose and all reminds Oliver of something similar. He lends his coat for her to cover up. Although he finds her strange and innocent, but he also smells blood on her that cannot be wiped away.

Episode 2
First day of class begins. Pete showing off he knows much about the history of magic and some students are already sniggering the nerd he is. Luther Garland will have some students duel each other so Nanao volunteers. When Richard Andrews volunteers to fight her, Oliver gets a bad feeling about this guy and usurps him to fight Nanao. He knows he was to guy who stood there watching during the troll incident and did nothing. Richard gets met when Oliver points this out so Chela offers to fight him instead. Oliver begins his fight with Nanao and can’t hold back. However she starts crying and this forces him to get serious. But before the fight finishes, Garland stops them. Seeing the intensity of this match, Chela and Richard withdraw from their match. Later Nanao thanks him for facing her seriously and wants to duel him again. However Oliver is not pleased and refuses. He will never fight her again for he doesn’t want to kill her nor to be killed by her. Then under some magical biology class by Vanessa Aldiss, the students are to feed the right amount of magic into silkworms. Because too much will turn them into vicious monsters. Everyone except Nanao is doing fine. But the worrying one is Katie because as an animal lover, she is trying her best to save every last one. And then when the final one flopped, she still thinks she can save it but gets bitten, forcing Oliver and Chela to intervene, causing them to lose points for intervening. Later Oliver talks to Katie as she relates why she will always try to help any animals or demi-humans. She cannot accept the rationale of mages exploiting anything that has no human rights to their benefit. All Oliver can say is about the harsh reality of this world and that what she has seen is just a fraction. Though, it is her choice if she wants to remain the way she is. Later when Pete claims he lost some book, Oliver and Chela quickly help him to find it. Although it is found, suddenly the landscape changes. As Kimberly is built upon some maze, the hallways turn into a maze after sunset. Not to fear, students getting lost is common but thankfully there are instructors and seniors who are patrolling. But they encounter upperclassman, Ophelia Salvadori. Olivia and Chela are cautious about her since her pheromones have a very seductive effect. It might not work on them but it does on Pete. They quickly take him away and won’t accompany her. However another upperclassman, Cyrus Rivermoore won’t allow them to just leave.

Episode 3
Apparently Ophelia and Cyrus hate each other’s guts. They summon their monsters to fight each other. The rest take this chance to escape. Nanao comes to join in the battle but the whole farce is stopped by Alvin Godfrey the student council president and Carlos Whitrow. Leaving the labyrinth, Oliver then lashes out at Nanao because she intended to fight and die in that battle. The rest cool him down and let Nanao explain her story. She starts about this battle she was fighting. There was endless killing. She reached the enemy’s general and wanted to fight his son who was said to be the best. However she was pointed out she just easily slain him. The general was sad of his son’s death and ordered his men to kill her. But that was then Chela’s father popped up to prevent that and invited her to Kimberly. Nanao comes from a school of thought about fighting to kill someone you respect and admire. That term is called shiawase. It is something she has been looking for. She was happy when she fought Oliver but then subsequently he turned her down and she got all weird about it. She is unsure she has fallen for him or his sword. All Chela can advise is that she will come to find a new way to live and proof is that she is here and alive so it’s not a dream. So let’s make fun memories together, okay? Next day, Nanao is obviously too close to Oliver. Not that he hates it. Then some lesson from Garland about the current Spellblades and those who are trying to invent new ones to defeat existing ones. As they practice, Richard still wants to settle a score with Oliver. He agrees but Nanao wonders if he will lose on purpose because she feels it from him. Later Chela talks to Oliver that Richard is her childhood friend. Both were always compared to each other so he has developed that fear of losing his place. Soon a commotion as Katie confronts Snape Darius Grenville because he wants to kill that troll. He is not amused she is vouching for a life that would probably kill many if left to live. She claims she will convince it not to kill but he laughs at it and teaches her a lesson with this painful spell. Garland and Vera Miligan come to stop him as they tell him the investigations are still undergoing so the troll is still an important piece of evidence. Besides, right advocates are no longer a small group so you bet there is going to be trouble if this gets out. Grenville backs down for now. Oliver and Nanao get a challenge letter from Richard.

Episode 4
Katie is trying to talk to that troll. Yeah, even trolls can get depressed. However this has many students mock and badmouth her. Guy wants to give them a piece of mind but Oliver doesn’t believe it is worth it. Until those mockers continue to do so in Katie’s face, Oliver blows his top. Nanao and Guy join him to blow them away. Sure, they get detention but now almost everyone else is against them and this will affect their duel with Richard. When they head over to the colosseum to face him, Richard puts up a display of killing kobolds. Turns out they will not be duelling as Richard feels he will not get his deserved honour in that. Instead they will hunt kobolds brought into the ring and the one who kills the most kobolds wins. Obviously Richard is a veteran in that. Nanao gets mad and chastises everyone for enjoying such blood sport. She gets booed but she lives. This fight is not worth her blade. But chaos soon ensues because inside the kobold’s cell is a divine creature known as a garuda. Yes, it starts slicing everyone! From the looks of it, this isn’t part of the plan. Even the audience can’t run since the loose kobolds are attacking them. Richard gets scared and runs away. Only thanks to Nanao blocking the attack. Nanao and Oliver put up a gallant fight against this mad creature. Oliver gets injured and retreats to heal himself. He sees Richard cowering there. Richard can’t understand why they can fight that monster. Have they no fear? Well, Oliver does but can’t say for Nanao. That is why she has to help her to teach her what it means of being normal. Besides, Nanao was hoping to see him fight. Oliver returns to assist Nanao and they need to end this quickly. Oliver will be the diversion to create an opening for her. Just when things get desperate and Oliver going to allow the garuda to wound him, Richard is the one who returns to help prevent that. This allows Nanao to decapitate the garuda and end the madness. The duo thank Richard who reveals he wasn’t actually afraid to fight but rather the loss of being an embarrassment to his clan since they put high hopes on him. The duo continue to praise him with all the honours and consider him as a comrade in arms so I think it’s safe to say that they’re friends now. Or at least Richard won’t be holding such petty grudges against them.

Episode 5
The friends discuss about the garuda attack and basically it was an attack on conservatives who don’t want to give their rights to demi-humans. It could also be retaliation from demi-human rights activists for that troll incident. Hence this might spark a war but Kimberly won’t do anything about it since it happened in the labyrinth and they’ll view it as students having their little arguments. They shift their topic to praise how good Oliver was. So Chela wants to give him a victory kiss?! When Nanao learns about it, she gives him a quick one and wants one in return! Interrupted by Oliver’s cousin, Shannon Sherwood who is here to say hi. During Grenville’s magic class, some students have trouble with their experiments so Oliver was quick to help solve all of them before it blows up. This earns Grenville’s attention. He notes his talents but warns him to choose his friends carefully. Later Richard talks to Oliver to warn him about Grenville. This guy has a very shady reputation like stealing results from his students and publishing as his own. Oliver will soon get an invitation from him. Tempting but think twice before accepting. His friend also wants to talk to them. She is the one who pulled that troll prank on Katie. She did so since her family thinks activists like her are an embarrassment. However she didn’t think it would go out of hand. Katie continues to talk to the troll and to her surprise, he can actually speak. The troll warns her not to come here anymore. As Oliver and Nanao talk about the troll incident, it seems from Nanao’s point of view, the troll was trying to run away rather than going berserk. This opens up a new perspective for Oliver as he realizes Katie is in danger. Too late, she is kidnapped. The troll gives the description of that person. As they make their way, Oliver narrates about some past project about activists trying to make demi-humans smart so as they could have the same rights as humans. But the project was scorned by many. Perhaps someone is doing that secretly in Kimberly. Not surprisingly, it is Vera. She has kidnapped Katie to examine her brain for her talents (since she managed to get the troll to talk). Don’t worry, she’ll put it back and release her once she is done. Of course Oliver won’t allow that. Vera does some powerful magic that is easily dispelled by Oliver. She further introduces herself as a rights activist and wants to raise demi-humans’ status in society. Yes, demi-humans is her biology major.

Episode 6
Oliver and Nanao team up to fight Vera. She is formidable and can handle both of them at once. Even more so she has this magic eye whom they must avoid contact at all cost. Eventually Oliver realizes Vera has a hidden magic and Nanao might be falling for her trap. However Nanao severs that hand where that hidden eye is. Because Nanao is unaware of what she has done, Oliver deduces that her sword allowed her to break through some space-time and distance and cut her opponent first. So it doesn’t matter how fast the eye could travel because speed has no meaning in the face of that sword. He believes is a Spellblade that doesn’t match the existing ones and could be the seventh. In the aftermath after Katie is saved, she learns of Vera’s fate. She might have started out with good intentions but seeing Katie making to troll talk, she got greedier. Because the troll has showed some intelligence, it will not be disposed as a unique specimen. Katie is glad everything worked out and kisses Oliver and Nanao. Katie stays positive on the path she takes and this makes Oliver cry? Well, he is happy he got to protect somebody.

Later Grenville summons Oliver so as to clean up some students who died while doing some research. Oliver then questions him about the troll incident because he is not a biology teacher and yet he wants to get rid of it like as though he wants to bury some evidence. But he finds it odd Grenville is helping Vera. It seems Grenville wants to eliminate stupidity from mankind. To do that, he must find a way to change human intelligence. Thus he is planning to use the same techniques on humans but now he feels disappointed he won’t get demi-human samples. Oliver then changes his tone and asks for his alibi on a certain date. Grenville soon takes it that he is targeting him from the start. They fight but Oliver could see all the different future outcomes. Most end in Oliver’s death so he picks one that has him emerge victorious. After he slays him, he reveals he is the son of the woman he slew that night. Grenville is in shock not to realize he is her son. Yeah, they don’t do look alike so it worked in Oliver’s favour. Oliver then tortures him with various pains that he did upon his mom until he says the right word. That word is to end this so Oliver kills him. Big brother Gwyn and Shannon check on him and despite Oliver’s determination to use this special ability till it kills him, they note he only has very limited numbers to use it so don’t do so unless necessary. Like some weird cult sh*t, all the other comrades gather around as they coronate Oliver as their next leader. It seems their goal is to kill every last one of those traitors who betrayed and killed Oliver’s mom, Chloe. The remainders are: Vanessa, Frances Gilchrist, Enrico Forghieri, Demitrio Aristides, Baldia Muwezicamili and Esmeralda. But Oliver is left to remember Nanao’s words that swords wield out of revenge bring no joy but only those out of mutual love. Time to test whether if she is right.

Episode 7
Esmeralda and Chloe’s killers are having a discussion among themselves as they note Grenville has been missing for 4 months. It is safe to assume that he is dead. She wonders if one among them killed him or could it be a student. Either way, that person has made an enemy of her and will only regret their stupidity. One night, Pete wakes up and finds himself with boobs?! WTF?! Hence throughout the day, he is acting strange and telling his friends not to get near him, making them feel weird. Then there is Stacy Cornwallis and her attendant, Fay Willock who are relatives of Chela. They have been ignoring her ever since enrolling at Kimberly. Dustin Hedges will teach the students how to ride a broomstick. Apparently broomsticks are living things so they’ll hover close to you if they like you. There are many who like Nanao but it seems there is one stubborn broomstick Nanao takes a liking. In short, they hit it off as they ride wildly into the skies. This brings back memories for Oliver because his mom used to ride like that. The friends talk about Grenville who has been missing in the labyrinth (the official story) but are soon interrupted by Theodore (Chela’s father) who is here to teach them alchemy. Then the next class of magic engineering by Enrico, he has the students diffuse some bomb box but since time runs out, it explodes. Oliver protect Pete from the snakes but nothing fatal. Oliver then privately talks to Pete and from his action all day, he knows he has switched sex. Some phenomenon called reversi due to one unsure of their sexuality but because of that, best of both worlds means his spells are more powerful. Carlos heard it all and gives Pete and invitation. Oliver accompanies Pete into the labyrinth as Alvin leads them to a secret party that is a gathering of students having this reversi condition. The students mingle with each other to make each other feel more comfortable with their sexuality and this makes Pete feel a lot better. Although he won’t change rooms (for fear of being alone at Kimberly), maybe just a simple curtain to separate their beds.

Episode 8
Not sure what beef Tullio Rossi has against Pete but it makes the latter mad enough that during practice, Pete fights him with emotions and that made him lose. As he wants his friends teach him to get stronger, Oliver and Chela argue over which of their styles to be taught. Sorry Nanao, your input isn’t considered! Katie suggests they both teach him so they make a compromise. Tullio then comes up with a game to see who the strongest first year is. Each will be given a medal and the winner of the fight takes it. The 4 with the most medals move on to the finals. Evelynn Odets challenges Nanao and thinks as long as she can keep her distance and use her magic, it is an easy win. Too bad Nanao’s swordsmanship is way better than that as she takes this win easily. As Oliver is invited to have tea with Gwyn and Shannon, he stumbles into Ophelia who talks to him for a while. She warns him not to adventure too much and should be studying like a student. Meeting up with Gwyn and Shannon, they discuss if Nanao is the 7th Spellblade. Oliver has no proof but his guts tell him so. Even more so, the broom that chose Nanao belonged to Chloe. Oliver is confused about his obligations to help Nanao so Gwyn tells him to forget the complicating feelings stuffs and concentrate on being himself. On his way out, Tullio wants to fight him. They begin as Tullio dominates Oliver at first but eventually loses. So I guess he is out of the running. Oliver commends Tullio’s unique fighting ability and hopes he learns some basics to hone it further since his skills will soon hit its limit. He is telling him this since he envies him for his talent. Oliver views his own skills were not of product of his own talent. After that, Joseph Albright challenges Tullio and is going to take everything from him.

Episode 9
Pete is in pain. It seems the magic has not gotten used to his body in his female form so Oliver administers some pain relief. Pete then comes out to the rest of his pals. Chela then administers some magic in his womb to store extra magic. During practice, Stacy seems to have some beef with Pete. Try as he might, Pete couldn’t land a blow. He feels depressed but his friends note how much he has improved. Even Tullio offers his praise on his improvement. Only Stacy remains mad and now she is for Chela, thinking she taught Pete their basic style which in some way humiliates her. Huh? WTF is her problem? Katie then gets her own workshop in the labyrinth and brings her friends there. It seems she disagrees to the rate in which demi-humans are killed at Kimberly for nothing and wants to make a name for herself to change the rules and make this place a haven for fauna. Along the way, they meet a lot of strange labyrinth creatures, some traps and a weird group of students eating as much meat as they can? They’re the labyrinth gourmet club and they invite them to eat but they’ll pass. The friends heard stories of Kevin Walker as he got lost in the labyrinth of 6 months. By the time he surfaced, his funeral was already held! They also go to buy some ingredients for food before finally reaching the workshop. Looks like a really good place as a secret base. They have so much fun camping that Chela suggests giving their group a name. Nanao has everyone raise their swords and because it forms some sort of rose, from today onward they shall be known as Sword Roses.

Episode 10
Katie brings the troll now named Marco to join them. She got Vera’s help, though. A rude awakening from Pete since Vera’s chopped off hand has now taken a life of its own! Is this Thing?! Vera was the one who helped secured this workshop for Katie as she is interested to see her potential grow. As Sword Roses continue to explore the labyrinth, Stacy and Fay show up to challenge Chela and Oliver. But Joseph butts in and wants to make it 3 on 3 with Nanao. Fay thinks this is a good deal seeing Joseph is after Nanao and this will increase their chances in taking down Chela. As the fight begins, Oliver quickly goes to fight Joseph. This leaves Chela and Nanao to team up against Stacy and Fay. Joseph is able to decipher the kind of moves Oliver makes and thus his fighting style. Stacy reminisces about pleading to her uncle in keeping Fay as her servant who was supposed to be killed. Since Stacy wants to win so badly, Fay tells her to just order him so since she is his owner. With that, he turns into his true werewolf form. Chela realizes that Fay being a half-werewolf has some disabilities and that means being in extreme pain in this form. She cannot understand why she would make her partner feel so much pain just for this fight. More flashback showing Stacy has always wondered why her uncle never accepted her. Is it because she is not his true daughter? In that case she vowed to get her real dad back from them. She is jealous of Chela who has everything. Nanao reminds Chela about the wrong way she is showing her kindness. Since they are going all out to fight her, they too must fight at their full strength or it will be an insult to them.

Episode 11
Knowing that he can’t best Joseph, Oliver tries to drag out the fight and wear down his concentration. This pays off. Chela bests Stacy and this reduces the latter to tears. Hope she isn’t a sore loser. As Chela seeks an explanation why she always hated her, Fay admits it isn’t her fault to begin with. As Stacy is from a branch family, she thought by killing Chela, she would take her place. Obviously a silly theory that won’t work. Making it sadder is that Chela and Stacy share the same blood and are considered sisters but their family tradition doesn’t allow them to do so. And with irony, the harder Stacy works and excels more, the more father shunned her. Like as though it made him realize his own blood was inferior to Theodore. So all this was to show she was more talented than Chela to have Theodore accept her as his daughter but come to think of it, even if she was successful, that wouldn’t happen either. Nanao tells Stacy that it would be impossible for her to become Chela because she is not. Instead, she wants to be her friend and get to know her as Stacy. So now they’re friends? Okay. Now it is Joseph’s turn to tell his past. He had a servant girl when he was young. He always beat her in chess but she never gave up and studied until she beat him one day. Despite the loss, Joseph felt satisfied. But when he told his father about it, he got beaten up for half a day! His servant was never seen again and her entire family was rid of! That day he learnt that his victories do not belong to him along but his family. Thus he will not accept this loss as he summons killer bees to get them. The gang stays safe in Guy’s vines but it won’t last. Oliver has a plan but Chela also has an idea. That is to reveal her true form as she is half-elf. This allows her to use some advance magic that would’ve put a lot of strain on normal bodies. After the bees are taken out, Nanao faces Joseph. Time to make him taste what true defeat feels like. This is a fight between them and no family or gods can take this victory or loss. Eventually he loses but accepts it. So now he is friends too? As they return, magical beasts attack. Unfortunately, Joseph, Fay and Pete get kidnapped. When Oliver returns to report to the student council, they too already know about this as there have been many reports of such. They also know that Ophelia is behind this as she has been consumed by the spell.

Episode 12
Guy is impatient. Are we going to sit here and do nothing? Yeah. Seems like it. But it’s better than rushing in and lose their lives. Even when they go talk to some of the teachers of assistance, basically they’re saying that they can’t be of help and they have to figure it themselves. Hey, you were warned when you signed up at Kimberly. Now we have Chela wanting to head into the labyrinth herself as atonement or she can never face Pete again. Better to minimize their losses this way. Oliver wants to come but she wants to do it alone. He won’t approve of it. So he’s her father now? But now there is the issue of Katie and Vera. Katie has agreed to be Vera’s experiment assistant in exchange for her help. Once more, Oliver being Katie’s father or something to object to that even if Katie herself agrees to it. Vera warns that they have very slim chance in defeating Ophelia. But she can help train them to increase that chance by 1%. As Vera’s research depended heavily on Grenville, now that he has gone missing, her research has hit a dead end. That is why she is interested on Katie. Aside training them, she will help find Ophelia’s lair. As Vera takes Oliver, Chela and Nanao into the labyrinth, she explains more on Ophelia’s family. Basically they believe they are related to the succubus and attempted to create a perfect life form. They failed and the succubus is de facto extinct. As seen, a lot of mana is needed to create a chimera. Ophelia needing a lot of chimera, she could be trying to create something more terrifying. Thing is, the mana she specifically needs is the male sperm. Well, this is bad news because if she finds out Pete is a reversi, she might get rid of him. Meanwhile Gwyn and Carlos lead a small team into the labyrinth to find Ophelia. They bump into Kevin who has mapped a lot of the area and it lightens their work to find Ophelia. Our trio watch first hand as Vera teaches them the tactics on how to deal with tougher labyrinth monsters. This is the minimum they have to do if they want to get past it and save Pete. Essentially, their teamwork in different areas will play a key role in defeating the monsters. They arrive in the next layer of the labyrinth which is a forest.

Episode 13
Flashback shows Ophelia was always alone. Every guy she talked to went crazy. Until Carlos. More jungle adventures we see from Vera guiding Oliver and co. Then they come across a lord of a region. Vera talks to it to let them pass. However it shows hostility as she prepares to take it down. Luckily Nanao continues to talk with it and just like that it lets them pass. Apparently it is wounded and would like to avoid any more fighting. Plus, Nanao explaining about the aura and scent one gives out. Magical beasts can sense that so one must confront them with a calm and sincere heart. Well, too bad for that magical beast because it got decapitated by a chimera! Now we see the trio showing off the fruits of their training as they cooperate to make their first big kill. When they camp for the night, Vera asks Oliver why they are risking their lives to save Pete whom they’ve only known for a very short time. Oliver recounts the incident when Marco went berserk during the parade. Nobody would’ve blamed Pete had he run but he chose to stay and fight with them. Considering he comes from a magicless family, he must be the most scared among them. That incident marked the beginning of the friendship for Sword Roses. Another thing Vera points out is that she is interested about Oliver. No, not in the romantic sense! Unlike others, it seems he is a plain guy but when in battle, his fighting becomes equal as his comrades. So what made up that gap in talent? Don’t worry, she won’t pry further and is just concerned as his senior. Now that Joseph has awakened, he now understands Pete’s condition as he is not affected by Ophelia’s perfume. In this desperate situation, Joseph, digs out orbs hidden inside his own body (OUCH!) and gives them to Pete. OMG is he killing himself with this move? Oh well, perhaps better than being Ophelia’s guinea pig. Anyway he is entrusting his life to Pete to use this orbs when he sees fit to escape and get help.

Episode 14
Heading into the final layer, the land is a thick marsh. Vera teaches them how to walk on water and this in turn will be useful so they can evolve into walking on air. As they get going, Cyrus attacks them. They think he is after Ophelia’s research and since they just want to rescue their friends, they can join forces. Cyrus refutes that so Vera believes he wants to be Ophelia’s last visitor before her funeral. Chela manages to summon a chimera to keep Cyrus company as they use this chance to escape. As explained, when someone’s spell goes out of control, there will be a last person to witness their last moments. That person is called the last visitor and sometimes may be consumed by the spell. Now we see Ophelia’s flashback. When she first came to Kimberly, everyone stayed away from her because of her strong succubus perfume. Carlos was her only friends but Alvin tried his best to do the same. But each time he approached her, to avoid being seduced, he kicked his own crotch! Every. Single. Time. To a point where he doesn’t even react anymore. Sure, there are better methods to handle this but this pain is nothing in comparison with the hell she has lived with. Ophelia then soon joins his group who watch Kimberly that includes Tim Linton and Lesedi Ingwe. A shy Ophelia soon grows in confidence as she participates more often in the watch. However there are a group of students who still dislike her. So one day they confront her to accuse her of manipulating Alvin with her charms. Lies obviously. After calling her names, they hint that they will acknowledge her if she is stronger. That was when she hit the button of no return. She activated her spell to consume them. She became lustier and her body even more bodacious, radiating even more sex appeal. When Tim confronted her about this, he too became a victim and it made Alvin sad. The time is right for Pete as he bursts out from his cage. Once outside, he uses a flare in hopes of somebody noticing his position.

Episode 15
Everyone sees Pete’s flare. But the one who reaches him first is Oliver’s group. Naturally Pete breaks down in Oliver’s arms. He was scared all along. But put all that fear in the backseat for now. Because they’ve got psycho Ophelia to deal with now. As Ophelia claims she has reached the peak of a succubus, Vera tries to negotiate to let them go seeing it’s not like they want to interfere with her plans and that she can’t do anything with a reversi like Pete. Too bad Ophelia is no longer rational and locks everyone in her Grand Aria. In this world cut off from the rest, all the rules bend to Ophelia’s will. Also pulled into this Aria is Stacy. Everyone fights off her chimeras while Vera seemingly tries to piss her off about her failed love life. With Ophelia mad and attacking Vera, this is to let Ophelia see her magic eye and get petrified. Too bad it doesn’t work. Vera continues to mock her as Ophelia continues to pierce through her body. Oliver and the rest launch a final attack to kill Ophelia. But before Nanao could land the fatal blow, she sees Ophelia’s crying face and hesitates. She gets owned. Nanao realizes Ophelia is just a child and it’s against her policy to kill one. So we’re all screwed and going to die now? As Ophelia laments her love life, Alvin and Carlos break in. Carlos approaches Ophelia despite being beaten up. Carlos sings to end it all. As Carlos made a pact with Ophelia’s family, something about him having his male reproductive system remove since young and hence his voice ‘frozen’ at that point became resistant to any types of sexual magic. They both embrace and get consumed by the magic. Alvin says goodbye to Carlos. The survivors return to the surface and life returns to normal. Oh heck, this is already the norm for everyone. Oliver hasn’t forgotten his path of vengeance and believe he is still on the right track.

Live By The Spellblade, Die By The Spellblade
Sorry, no fairytale ending. At least for Ophelia and preventing it from being an outright tragedy as childhood friend didn’t let her die alone. I thought they might pull off that sort of ending of saving her but I guess the kind of grim and dark atmosphere this series has, it is a reminder of the dangers and risks that students will face as long as they are at Kimberly. And since Ophelia wasn’t part of Oliver’s group, I guess that’s okay. She won’t be missed. Hahaha! Sorry… Anyway, I’m glad it is all over. Any more of it and I too may be consumed by the magic madness known as confusion. Good grief.

To be honest, I am quite confused with the storyline and plot of this series. Yes, the light novel that this anime is adapted from is still ongoing and there are more chapters that have yet to be adapted. But as far as this anime version is concerned, personally I thought it was all over the place and somewhat directionless. I know it is not fair for someone like me who has not read the source material to be saying such things but oh well, you know how it is for people like me who don’t read. Yup, first impression counts and I would say that this anime did not really impress me. Even more so with the confusing plot. If I have to summarize what this show is all about, it would be simply about a group of friends attending a magic academy and having some sort of random adventures and fending off disbelievers who want a piece of them. Yeah. That.

For the most part, I would say this first season feels a lot introductory as obviously we are introduced to a lot of stuffs like the setting, terminologies and the characters. Oh boy, there are a bunch of characters and we’ll get to that later. The closest plot that got me interested was the one whereby Oliver’s true goal here is to avenge the death of his mom. So yeah, it’s like he has already created a hit list of all those responsible and will be taking his time to pick them out slowly one by one. Unfortunately as my guts would have told me a long time ago, this will not be the case for the rest of the series. That is why we have detours and other random side plots especially the season ending with some sort of rescue mission and turning busty buxom Ophelia babe into some misunderstood villainess. So yes, Oliver slowly carrying out his secret agenda would have been the more interesting plot that I was looking for in this series but I guess everything would have ended too quickly had Oliver did all that instead of biding his time to set things up and build rapport. I believe it is for the better for the overall story but in terms of my enjoyment, very unfortunately it took a nosedive. To think this season had a strange number of 15 episodes. But I guess those extra episodes didn’t do jack sh*t to improve my sentiments. My, how fussy I am, huh?

One thing that also impeded my enjoyment are the various terms they used here. I’m not saying they are tongue twisting but they sound so alien and it adds to my ‘torture’ and hence my brain don’t really start remembering them. WTF this weak excuse but yeah, here I thought only sci-fi genres I will have such problems but it turns out if a series is too much fantasy, looks like I have a problem with the terms too. But hey, at least I remember that tonitrus spell is. A basic spell of just shooting basic lightning! Yeah, they spammed enough of that for me to remember. Last and not least I want to point out if not all of you viewers would already have noticed, the setting of this fantasy world is heavily inspired by Harry Potter. Sorry, I’m not a fan of that fiction to make deep comparisons and analysis but it was enough for me to think if Harry Potter got an anime version, this was it. Only big difference is that the students aren’t placed in different houses! Yeah, Mashle already did that so… We have flying brooms here but no Quidditch as per copied in Mashle so…

Moving on to the characters, I am also primarily confused by them. Heck, there are a hell lot of characters here although mostly are minor. Thing is, the way they show them feels like they are as of importance but as far as this anime played out, it feels like it leaves more to be desired. Like that obnoxious Richard guy, it felt like he was going to be a thorn in Sword Roses’ side. Oh you know, he could be this anime’s version of Draco Malfoy. But after he got ‘tamed’, he fell into obscurity. Oh well, better he being a repented insignificant than some persistent annoying dick. And then there is that Tullio guy whom I am also confused with his intentions. But you know what? Anime already reaching its end so it doesn’t matter. While there are a few like Vera who seemingly play more supporting roles in later episodes, the rest just fail to impress at least at this point in time. So what about that Kevin dude who wanders the labyrinth by himself? Or Stacy being some jealous misguided relative of Chela? Or Carste who is always working from the shadows like as though she is Oliver’s shadow secretary. Too many unanswered questions in the end so I just screw it all.

It doesn’t help that the sextet of Sword Roses too don’t make much of an impact in my books. They are only so because well, they’re the main characters. So to sum them up, we have Oliver (typical main character with revenge guy), Chela (elf girl), Katie (beast girl), Guy (plant guy), Pete (trans guy) and Nanao (samurai girl). There. To put it bluntly. So yeah, the typical ingredient that as a group of besties, they do things and care for each other. So while it may look like some draggy affair, I suppose this way is better than rushing things so in later chapters we can vouch for them being close friends in times of crisis. We are also being enlightened briefly about some of their past but it is not enough to make me feel like I want to support them. It’s all bits and pieces that the light novel has probably done its part in fleshing them out later. But as I have said, as far as this anime is concerned, a lot is left much to be desired. Can we consider Marco as their pet mascot now? Sorry people, not cute like your Pokemon, Digimon or Hamtaro so please don’t be a racist. Heh.

Although the action bits are part of this series, sad to say that I am not impressed with it either. Yes, all those flashy moves and some spells to go with it to add some spice. But at the end of the day, our young heroes always end up victorious because it is in the script. And yes, a bit of blood and gore too although it won’t affect your wellbeing unless you’re a weak ass wuss. If there is one thing that I really dislike about such fighting sequences, they ramp up the volume of the sound effects. I thought it was my hardware problem but thankfully it is not. So unfortunately I have to annoyingly turn down my volume because the clashing and even the damn background music suddenly becomes very loud. I know, I know. They want to increase the tension and drama of the intensity of the scene. Too bad it just annoyed the hell out of me.

To further nit-pick, want to bet that Nanao is the 7th Spellblade or something? Oh don’t worry, I already Google it so I’m already spoiled. Thing is, this Spellblade thingy still feels confusing. At least to me. From what I understand, it is supposed to be some super move that cannot be blocked. Oh you mean like those special uncounterable moves in fighting video games? Must be so badass, huh? Yeah, like we seen Oliver’s case but I’m still left confused. Not awe. Just confused. So this is the invincibility of his Spellblade? Uhm. Whatever. And to think there are 6 known ones but nobody knows who they are. Then how the f*ck do they know?! It just feels so flimsy. Especially when I did my short Google search to find out more, it had to gall to state it is not known except for the fact that it ‘exist’! WTF. That sure killed my motivation to do any more research. Unfair to conclude so but yeah, whatever. And to think that I thought the Sword Roses would be the ones mastering the Spellblades but that’s just my fault for me to go so far and assume all that. Come to think of it, the anime title might have trolled us all. How is it the f*ck the reign of the 7 Spellblades?!

I have mixed feelings for the art and animation department. Well, at least for the most part it looks pretty standard with the characters looking like your conventional Japanese anime character. Also with the fantasy setting and Harry Potter influence, mostly the atmosphere of Kimberly feels dark and eerie. Well, we were warned about what this school is about and it isn’t going to be a walk in the park. Especially in the labyrinth where it is all mostly dark, what a way to hide all the visual shortcomings. Just kidding! But oh well, got to be pleased with all the special effects of magic during the action sequences. It’s more than just some flashy light show. Done by J.C. Staff, you know at least there is at least some quality assured with this veteran studio.

Voice acting is also rather okay. Nothing that impresses me much. Hearing a few recognizable voices like Ai Kayano as Ophelia, Hochuu Ohtsuka as Enrico and Satoshi Hino as Alvin did little to bright up my day for this series. The rest of the huge casts are Atsushi Tamaru as Oliver (Ayato in Gakusen Toshi Asterisk), Yuka Nukui as Nanao (Serina in Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha No Oukoku Saikenki), Misuzu Yamada as Chela (Koushi in Megami-ryou No Ryoubou-kun), Riho Sugiyama as Pete (Jessica in Kinsou No Vermeil), Shinsuke Sugawara as Guy (Kei in Flying Witch), Hitomi Ohwada as Katie (Ryouko in Machikado Mazoku), Ai Kakuma as Vera (Rossweisse in High School DxD), Atsuko Tanaka as Esmeralda (Motoko in Ghost In The Shell), Kaori Maeda as Stacy (Shizuku in Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai), Kazutomi Yamamoto as Carlos (Yumoto in Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Love), Makoto Furukawa as Joseph (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Hiroki Touchi as Grenville (Lily in Fairy Tail), Shouya Chiba as Richard (Ayanokouji in Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E) and Tastumaru Tachibana as Fay (Mori in The God Of High School).

Kenka by Kujira Yumemi featuring Mimizuku & Fukurou as the opening theme tries to sound dramatic and epic. Oh you know, it starts off quite grand to get you into the feel that this is going to be some great and big Hollywood-esque movie wannabe. Over the top orchestra strings and vocals, but the rest of the song just sounds pretty average to me. Then there’s the ending theme that is also sung by the same singer, Aim. Another epic and dramatic piece wannabe but with a slower pace and a bit of hip hop-like elements. Still doesn’t impress me, though. The better one is the special ending song for episode 7, Beyond Fate by Mion Yano. A string filled slow piece, it has medieval-like vibes which also suits the dark nature of the series and the powerful vocals give the song more impact.

Overall, I am not impressed with this series although it is only from an anime standpoint. The light novel is still ongoing and my guess is that there are more revelations over there than what has been adapted. So another season for a chance to change my mind? All I can say is that if you want to watch and enjoy this, you have got to be an enthusiast in the fantasy genre. Or else if you’re a casual viewer, you’re not going to appreciate what is going on. It just doesn’t have to be this anime but others that are heavily and deeply rooted in fantasy vibes. Need time and dedication to invest and understand the world. Otherwise, it will all be just pretty meh. At this rate this series won’t be more than just a Spellblade. It will just spell (its) doom! HAHAHA!!! Sighs. Sorry to end it with a bad pun.

Oh no. Not again. Looks like it is going to be a trend. Every season now is going to have at least one villainess anime. Oh you know, the kind where somebody obsessed playing a dating sim gets killed off and be reincarnated as that game’s main villainess. Oh boy. It’s like we can’t get enough of it. And so this season it is the turn of Higeki No Genkyou No Naru Saikyou Gedou Last Boss Joou Wa Tami No Tame Ni Tsukushimasu. Damn. Even the name is getting freaking longer. A mouthful for you to pronounce or scared your tongue will get twisted in unimaginable ways? Yeah, thank goodness we have Lastame as its nickname. Phew. But same ol’ formula of our reincarnated villainess trying to change her doom flag by doing charity and be a heroine. Yeah, can’t blame such people of not sticking to the script!

Episode 1
Look who died and been given the villainess treatment? Yeah, some girl so obsessed playing her favourite otome game, Our Ray Of Light (ORL), that she died in an accident. Now she is reborn as the first born princess of the kingdom of Freesia, Pride Royal Ivy. As we already know, she is the despicable villainess of the game. She crossed many paths and caused many hardships for her people until she was eventually killed by the main heroine and her lovers. So as she tries to talk to father, Albert about her sister, Tiara, it seems from the way he says things, the flow of the story is not following the game as she remembered. Pride explains about Freesia’s rule to ascend the throne and usually females helm that because of the power known as precognition. In the game, she correctly guessed Tiara as her sister very early on and this gave Pride to right to succeed the throne (at this point, both sisters have not even met and lived separately). It is Tiara who is ORL’s main heroine and she used her power to help the people unlike Pride who doesn’t even think much of it. Then she remembers something. Pride does a dangerous stunt to climb out of her window to yell Albert to not get into that carriage. Its broken wheel will soon cause his death. Her servants pull her back before she falls. Albert tends to a crying Pride as she notes if he wants to punish the servants for not stopping her, punish her instead since she acted on her own will. Pride treats everyone well, much to their surprise. Their views on her have improved. Pride thinks the story has changed since father is still alive.

But soon, Albert brings in a commoner, Stale who will from this day be Pride’s younger brother. He is in chains to prevent him from using his teleport powers. As a contract to make him subordinate to her will soon happen, Pride remembers the game in which she tricked an illiterate Stale to sign a contract to make him her absolute slave. She even lied about doing so to allow him to see his mom. That night Pride tries to free Stale with this key but he won’t accept it as he fears his mom will be punished if he escapes. Also, he is replaceable so it’s not point doing it. Hence he has resigned to his fate to be ordered around by her. After the ritual, Pride treats Stale very well like her real little brother. Having lots of fun every day until one day he collapses. Don’t worry, he’s just sick. As he still yearns for his mother, Pride could remember her atrocious self in the game forcing Stale to kill his own mother. She hugs him and feels sorry for him being separated from his mom. She promises to not hurt anyone as long as she lives. So in the event if she becomes an evil queen, she wants him to kill her.

Episode 2
In the original story, after Stale was forced by Pride to kill his mother, he wanted to kill her but couldn’t because of absolute obedience. With Pride continuing to mock him, he wanted to die than live this hell. However she ordered him he cannot take his own life and thus more hell for him. Stale wakes up from this dream but couldn’t remember much about it. As Stale continues to be sceptical of Pride since he wonders if she is afraid of something, Pride then ushers to give him something. It is a letter from his mom. She has made arrangements so he can at least write a letter to her once a month. This is must however be done in absolute secrecy. Stale breaks down and all his doubts on her blown away. He vows to repay all that with kindness and serve her for life. One day, he overheard Chancellor Gilbert Butler talking bad about Pride to a few men. Not sure what his problem is, Stale wanted to report this to the rest but realizes he won’t be heard. Hence the only way is to improve himself as he learns everything all that he needs to know. At this point he will accept nobody but Pride as the future queen. It is Tiara’s birthday as Pride and Stale meet the former’s sister for the first time. Pride still has this unsettled feeling in her heart because in the original story she is the heroine loved by everyone. But after interacting her and finding she is oh so cute and adorable, they’re like best sisters now. Pride makes a very moving speech that has everyone applauding. This has her mom, Queen Rosa announcing Pride as her successor. Later when Gilbert talks to Pride and congratulates her, it seems Stale can detect some sort of sarcasm from his words so he steps in to warn him. Gilbert then wants to talk about politics with Pride but her Albert knocks his head and takes him away. Too early for a young lady. While mother is happy with Pride’s change, she can’t help feel uneasy because in all her many predictions, she could only see a troubled future. Albert assures she will become a great queen.

Episode 3
3 years have passed. Pride notes that Stale does not have bitter memories of his mom and Tiara is living peacefully with them. It could be the story has changed. However there is something she needs to ascertain. For the first time she picks up a sword and spars with the instructor and easily defeats him. In the game, Pride as the last boss has this cheat mechanism in which she can masterfully imitate anything she watches once. This only proves that the story might be proceeding as usual and she might reach her guilty sentence sooner than expected. Pride and Stale go to visit the royal knights. However only the vice, Clark Darwin is here to greet her as the captain, Rodrick Beresford is away on a sudden joint training with his newbies at the border of a neighbouring country. As Pride continues to observe the knights in training, suddenly a distress message from Rodrick that rebels opposing peace between the nations started attacking Rodrick’s group. No casualties but many are injured. Pride takes this chance to assume commanding role. Her priority is to save her people so she has Stale use his teleport abilities to transfer medical supplies and ammo. All is going well until Pride foresees a vision in which the unstable cliff top will crumble, killing many on both sides. She orders their retreat. Everybody does but why is Rodrick still there? Turns out he is trapped among the rubble. With the outnumbering rebels relishing to kill him, Rodrick is going to die with honour. However his son, Arthur (WTF he looks like some street urchin?!) barges in and cannot accept this. While he screams his head off, Rodrick can only note the inevitable. He will still die but at least he will go out like a true knight. Arthur is in despair as he pleads for the knights to save his father. Pride has no choice as she will enter the battlefield. A reluctant Stale teleports her after she promises to return safely. Once arrive, oh damn, it’s like she really activated her cheat code and destroys all the rebels with her swordsmanship and gun totting skills! OMFG!!! Unbelievable! Flawless victory! Then she catches the mastermind and has Rodrick cling onto him tightly. Then she whispers in his ear to do something if he wants to get out of this alive. He is forced to since the cliff is now crumbling.

Episode 4
In the original story, when Rodrick died, Pride called his actions foolish and didn’t care for his death. This made Arthur angry that everyone was expendable to her. He vowed to take his father’s place and exact revenge. Now Pride and Rodrick still lives thanks to the mastermind’s ability to summon rocks and protect them. With everyone relieved, however Rodrick still has tons of questions to ask Pride. So after arranging for a private audience, he asks several questions like how she got here and how she knew of the events. But in the end, he chastises her for acting recklessly and denying the honourable deaths the knights have lived for. Hence she should not have acted for their sakes. While she admits that is true, she also tells him to STFU. Because he was not the only one she rescued. Imagine if he dies, how many more in the future will die without his protection. Even they are knights, they are still people of her country and as such, lives for the sake of her people. All in all, she also apologizes for her actions. Clark then sincerely thanks her for saving Rodrick because they would’ve lost a precious friends. The other knights also get down on their knees to do the same. This in turn leads Arthur to do the same but he also admits he has a special power but not used because it was deemed fit for a knight. He has regretted for being a useless person who can’t save his dad. But after Pride’s heroics, he vows to train and improve. He wonders if he can become honourable like his father. Pride is confident he can. But upon knowing he is one of the main characters in the game and the one who overpowered Pride in the end, he whispers to him if she ever betrays the people, do not hesitate to slit her throat. Pride then attends to an emotional Rodrick who thanks her for saving him as he gets to see his family and friends. Arthur is confused with Pride’s words but vows to protect her and make her stay on the right path.

Episode 5
Arthur has always admired his father from young and even harboured ambitions to be like him. He trained hard with him and was happy that his special powers awakened although it seemed it was more suitable for farming. However many others didn’t think so and just like that he decided to give up his knight dream and become a farmer?! What the hell?! But thanks to Pride’s recent actions, he decided to return to his old dream again and pick up the sword. For the first time in many years as he does so and trains with Rodrick, he bests his father. Rodrick realizes he has more talent than him. Pride makes a surprise visit to the knights’ base and everybody swarms her like a celebrity. She is here to return Rodrick’s coat. Arthur is caught by surprise that she is here and now he’s acting like a shy boy. Surprisingly, Stale wants Arthur to be his training partner. The buzzword to get stronger must really resonate with him. Back home, Stale and Arthur start their sword spar. Naturally, Arthur bests him. This has Stale wanting Arthur to take the knight exam and become a royal knight as soon as possible. Arthur is confused since he doesn’t see why Stale is being supportive of him. It is all to protect Pride. He reveals that recent battle was Pride’s first. Although Pride is stronger than all of them now, there will be a time she will reach her limits. Stale believes Arthur will be one who will become stronger than her and protect her. After all, Pride will continue to do reckless stuffs and it’s like she is afraid of something. Stale adds they are both the same. If Stale is the shield to protect Pride, then Arthur is the sword. Arthur may not get it all but he agrees to it. They will help and teach each other. Yeah, now they’re like best friends already.

Episode 6
Rosa summons Pride and Ivy because since they have some info on that mastermind. He is Val and has been involved in kidnapping of knights in a neighbouring country. As the future queen, Rosa wants Pride to pass her first judgment on Val. Pride realizes this is to test her capabilities so she confronts Val and reads to him all his wrongdoings. And as for what sort of punishment to be exacted, she notes the various options and its consequences. Then she lets Val speak on how he wants to be executed. Because he doesn’t want to die and will go so far as to serve her, she has him sign a Fealty Contract with her. This means she cannot disobey her and any other rules set in the contract. But later, she releases him from that contract but imposes a few conditions. A shocking one being putting Tiara’s safety above hers. Pride’s decision to release him is because it doesn’t make sense for him to be her subject. Since he wanted to live, she wants to give him a chance to do that. Tiara takes this the wrong way and thinks she is weak as she thought Pride as the future queen should be the one who needs more protection. Pride apologizes for making her feel that way but this is what she feels right now and she loves her as much as she loves Stale. She wants to be their big sister till the very end. Pride and Ivy go watch Stale and Arthur train. Then they go pick flowers as reward for their hard work. In return, the guys also make beautiful wreaths for the sisters.

Episode 7
After 2 years, Arthur is now officially a royal knight. Gilbert seems to be pestering Pride to approve some law that would mandate people to report their special ability. However Albert takes him away to talk. Pride and Stale go to eavesdrop and it seems Gilbert’s wife, Marianne is dying of an incurable illness. Gilbert has played his part and done all he can and looks like he cannot wait any longer. That is why he is desperate to find one that heals. In the game, Gilbert is a secret character and his ability is to manipulate his age. Obviously Pride used him for her own gains until he is no longer useful to her. He worked under her in exchange for her promise to enact a law to find a special ability user who could heal his wife. Although the law was enacted, Marianne died. As a result of some virus, Gilbert became stuck as an old man and all those with special abilities became slaves of Pride or be executed. Next day, Gilbert is missing. Pride then remembers today is the day Marianne dies. They manage to find Gilbert trying to hire thugs to find anyone with the healing ability. The thugs try to pull a fast one but Pride and Stale to the rescue. Pride tells him of the tragedy. Flashback shows Gilbert meeting Marianne who is the daughter of a count. As she was always confined to her room, she secretly snuck out. They enjoyed their time together until she revealed she already has a fiancé. In 4 years where she turns 16, she will have to marry her fiancé. A few weeks later, Gilbert’s ability awakened. He promised to come back for her and worked her to be Rosa’s chancellor. Now with higher status, he was able to get Marianne’s hand in marriage. That happiness is short-lived as she is struck with the disease. She accepted her fate and was happy with all the times spent with him but apparently he wasn’t.

Episode 8
Stale is willing to cut down Gilbert seeing Marianne is the root of all evil. However Pride stops him. Stale is shocked that even in such times, she is going to forgive Gilbert. After that, Pride rushes to get Arthur because she needs him to use his power that would change his life forever. And she is unsure whether it will work or not. Arthur will do as she says since she saved him so he is willing to lay his life down for her. As Gilbert is distraught that Marianne is moments away from death, Arthur uses his ability to heal her. And just like that she is no longer at death’s door. Pride notes Arthur’s power to heal not only crops but all living things. This realization will not happen in 5 years but now she has changed the course of the story. Hope it will be for the better. A very grateful Gilbert is willing to accept any punishment as he admits all his wrongdoings. While she cannot forgive him for all that he has done, she cannot entire blame him either. She wants him to disclose it to her parents and since he is distraught that no one will pass judgment on him, she will have Marianne and his maids forget about today. They are to devote themselves to serve the country for the rest of their lives. Pride remembers in the original game, since Gilbert is able to manipulate ages, he will end up with Tiara even after everyone has long passed on. Gilbert vows to serve the nation till the end of his life. Back home, Stale wonders if Arthur will change profession seeing his power is more suited to be a doctor but Arthur remains steadfast to be a knight. Arthur knows Stale has been holding all in and allows him to vent out his frustrations. Uhm, pillow fight? Oh, they’re throwing clothes and stuffs too. Basically, Stale still hates Gilbert for everything and blames himself for failing to protect Pride. Arthur disagrees because he has been protecting her ever since and even supporting her. Since he cannot be always protecting her, that is why Arthur is here to help. Both renew their vow to get stronger. While Stale is still sore about Gilbert, can’t ruin this happy party since Gilbert officially announces his marriage to Marianne.

Episode 9
On the way back, Pride and co are shocked to see Val collapsed in the streets. They bring him back to question him and he seems very reluctant to tell. Of course because he is still under Fealty Contract, he is forced to spill the beans. Apparently there’s a couple of kids, Kemet and Sefec who have been kidnapped for trafficking. He pleads for help although he doesn’t want theirs. Pride further infuriates him as she places him under house arrest. Pride will of course help him since in this context he has come all the way to seek her help. Later they visit his room (all trashed up to vent out his frustrations), he remains stubborn he doesn’t need their help. This has Tiara ask why he wants to save them. So that he could live off them comfortably. Pride wonders if he wants to use those kids as his own slaves because of the contract. I guess it is all too much for Tiara to handle so Pride has the guys escort her back while she further talks to Val. He claims his shame is the main cause of preventing him to seek her help. In that case, does his shame take priority over their lives? No. She then has him explain how he met the kids and it seems they think he is someone safe to stay with and has followed him everywhere he goes. Val also explains some of the special abilities they have. Seeing Val’s parents abandoned him and he couldn’t care less for his men who died at the cliff, Pride poses the question if Kemet and Sefec died. Who he care about it? He claims he hates thinking about it and then starts beating himself up. He even blames Pride for not executing him then. He would not have experienced such pain had he died. He starts crying and getting emotional as Pride hugs him. She too gets emotional as she realizes Val cares for these kids. Something that is precious to him other than money or his own life. Only, he doesn’t know of such concept and that is why he is suffering like this.

Episode 10
Val delivers some replacement to the traffickers and offers himself by demonstrating he is a special user. Obviously they tie him up too and have no intention of keeping their word. Of course this is all part of the plan to infiltrate their organization. Gilbert turns the rest into kids and with fake aliases, they will infiltrate the cells to free all the kidnapped kids. So yeah, easy for Stale to teleport some baddies back to the cell at the capital so the knights can interrogate them of their hideout. Val leads Stale to various cells so he could teleport the kidnapped to safety. Meanwhile Pride and the rest are being thrown in another cell and as luck would have it, Kemet and Sefec are here. You can tell it’s time since they can’t stop worrying about Val. When a guard tries to shut her up, Kemet uses her water ability to blast him away. Why didn’t she use that previously? Stale stumbles upon a special prisoner. It seems Powell is isolated from the rest because of his zapping electricity powers that he cannot control. He is also mad that everyone has ostracized him because of that and has no faith in living. Stale can relate a lot to him. Despite getting burnt by his zapping, he still pushes forward to try and save him. That is why Pride would have done since that was how she saved him. Stale further gives him hope the country will change under Pride. Powell is shocked with his persistence until his zapping stops. Once Stale teleports him away, he collapses. The royal knights arrive as they fight the bandits and rescue many more. But they are faced with the boss who can manipulate chains and he holds Val as hostage. How to fight against this dirty trick? Well, Pride initiates her cheat code! She slices through his chains with only a sword and deflects his bullets! Boss wants to take everyone down with him but Pride won’t kill him to dirty her hands. She lets Alan do the honours instead. But it isn’t over yet as somebody is bombing the place.

Episode 11
When Val finds Sefec, it seems Kemet is trapped behind the rubbles. Val’s power is unable to clear the huge rubbles so he starts digging. He is so furious, so desperate that he doesn’t want Pride to order him. Though, she orders him to let the rest get away safely. Outside, Pride rues she doesn’t know what happens next as this wasn’t part of the game. With Sefec desperately trying to get back in and the guards stopping her, Arthur notices something. Soon, Pride returns to Val. Although Kemet is still alive and is visible via the small hole of the rubble, Pride tells Val to hold Kemet’s hand and then to use his powers. To his surprise, the entire cave now changes its shape. This allows Kemet to be freed as they head back outside. It seems Arthur has deduced that Kemet’s power is to amplify the powers of those whom he touched. Because Sefec’s water ability is now like a pea shooter compared to when she blasted the baddies then. It seems the true perpetrators hiding via invisible balloon drop more loads of bombs. Sefec falls off the broken cliff so Val saves her and falls to his death instead. As usual, life flashes before his eyes. An orphaned who stole and picked fights to live, until the day he met his match and became a subject of Pride. Then as he rebuilt his life, he stumbled upon Sefec and Kemet who were also bullied. He didn’t care for them but as the kids were around him, others dare not bully him. They continued following him as he even gave them their current names based on their estimated age (so Val is Egyptian?). Then they started living together although Val stops short of calling them a family. One day, that chain boss kidnapped the kids and told Val to bring more if he wanted them released. He couldn’t fight back because of Pride’s orders. Now he believes despite all the hardships, life wasn’t so bad after all. To his surprise, Pride comes diving down to save him. Then she summons Stale to teleport them back up. Easy. Val is emotionally reunited with the kids.

Episode 12
Everyone is safe although the perpetrator is still not found. Investigations are still ongoing. With Val returning way faster from a delivery trip to another country, this has Pride wanting to appoint him as the royal express delivery. She also promises to create a school for his kids. She will not force him and the choice is his. So why is she surprised when he agrees to it? Wasn’t it her offer in the first place? He further shows his loyalty by kissing her feet and teases her by licking it! Hey, he is not allowed to hurt her so this is fair play. He also has something to say to the rest of the boys that make them feel embarrassed with this adult talk. Later Arthur spars with Gilbert and can’t best him. Initially Stale turns down his offer to duel him too but after being mocked, he joins Arthur to take this cocky guy down. Well, they still can’t. Val returns from another delivery to see this. He thinks they’re all fighting over Pride now. Val then mistakenly takes Pride’s hand instead of Kemet, shocking Stale and Arthur. That zapped the motivation out of them. Kemet wonders if Val hates Pride because he thought he likes her. He just says things are just the way it is. His face is red when he says that. Pride cheers on Stale and Arthur. Embarrassed at first, they convert it into power and finally defeat Gilbert. Later the boys talk and again they’re blaming themselves for their shortcomings in not being able to do something to protect Pride in that cave. The other would disagree otherwise. In the end, they’re glad to have each other around. Both remember how much Pride has done for them and so they vow to become even better people than they are now. They’ll protect Pride even more.

Pride & Last Boss Prejudice
Yes, yes, we get it. You guys want to repay Pride so much for what she has done to save you. We understand all that so can you stop reminding-cum-spamming us with all that resolve of yours? Well, maybe it is good to have such vigour to show that they haven’t lost a sliver of that motivation but sometimes I fear they are going to declare that vow so much and then fall a bit short like that rescue mission and then start beating themselves they should’ve done better. Well come on. You’re just kids. Even Pride. Yes, she’s exceptional. You don’t have to match that. Just be yourself and do what you can. I believe Pride will still accept and praise you for your efforts. Just don’t turn this into a tragedy. Like the first word of this series’ title. Heh. And where’s the big bad villain for the next plot who is supposed to show up in the end for a cliff-hanger?! None? Oh well, need to keep that positive high spirits till the end.

To be honest, I wasn’t the least bit excited in watching the whole thing. Yeah, so why the heck am I watching it? To see how similar it is to Hamefura and all those other similar animes that have been adapted. Yes, that is the ever strange reason for me to check this out. So it wasn’t really surprising that Pride is trying to change her villainess character to avoid her doom and there are no twists and turns in the story about it. Which makes the whole experience somewhat boring seeing Pride is now taking on the role of the heroine in trying to change herself and ultimately her kingdom for the better. Which is the whole plot of this season. Can this be considered world building then? Of course deep into the season, you won’t even feel like it is part of the game anymore as Pride has made so much changes to herself, that she is walking through uncharted territories. Sure, that faint possibility that she might turn evil for whatever reasons. I’m sure if that ever happens, all the bonds and goodwill she has created during those foundation years would pay off as now it is everyone’s turn to repay her kindness and save her. Thus avoiding that death fate. Oh wow. Even I can write for this genre too!

The characters are pretty basic and as expected from this kind of genre. No real surprises. Even villains when given a chance will turn over a new leaf because they’re not as evil as the Demon Lord and as humans they too can make a change. Pride leading this example all the way. Of course as viewers we would already know that because she has played the game, she knows the routes like the back of her hand. Then the basic formula of trying to change all that to save herself and ultimately the other characters whom in the game have exploited and manipulated so much that she would’ve been a fitting bride for the Demon Lord! No, wait. Make that the Demon Lord reincarnate herself! Ah yes, and so Pride turning into the best queen the kingdom will have might be a good thing for the people. But it is just freaking boring to us viewers at least to yours truly. But hey, have to admit that at least Pride isn’t as annoying as a retard as Catarina!

To have Pride stand out and as I put it, plot convenience, she is made to have this last boss cheat code that allows her to do superhuman stuffs and abilities whenever the going gets tough. But thankfully this is not spammed throughout the series and it is mostly by Pride’s own charm and confidence in her words that assures the one she speaks through to put their beliefs in her. In a way, I can’t call out Pride for cheating since it is by her own effort that she has helped changed her subjects. Despite she has been totally helpful in making her people love her, I’m sure she can’t be 100% flawless as there will be some whom she has accidentally stepped toes on. Yeah, so where’s the next villain so we can elevate Pride into a heroine status? Not this season.

One thing I want to note that is strange about this world is that despite being a fantasy one and with magic, there are no monsters or such fantasy beasts to be seen. At least we are not shown them because the series mainly focuses on Pride’s feats and other good deeds. Therefore it was a bit a strange experience for me to watch this series under such a genre but with no dragons or monsters to slay or fairies in sight. Yeah, I guess the true monsters are humans, eh? Which feels like this whole series like a Victorian setting but with a bit of magic. On a trivial note, the game’s abbreviated name feels like a funny meme. ORLY?! OH REALLY?! Sorry, I just wanted to quip that.

From the way I look at it, this isn’t going to turn into some sort of cheesy reverse harem series like in Hamefura. At least it is not so obvious. So far Stale and Arthur are the running mates but as far as I can see, they are playing supportive roles to help Pride rather than fighting for her hand in marriage. The thoughts and worries on their mind are mainly about how they could protect and repay the person who saved them and gave them a new lease of life. In this context, it feels much better so we don’t have those reverse harem shenanigans that would’ve cheapen the whole experience. If those 2 or too kiddie for you, then Gilbert and Val have a manlier feel. As ex-criminals, Pride’s kindness have turned them over a new leaf so they too like Stale and Arthur, will be lending their support to their princess and future queen. And as adults, they get to do kissy stuffs. Oh you know, showing their loyalty by kissing her bare feet! Yes, it also to make Pride blush like hell so that we can squeal over how cute she looks when totally embarrassed! So maybe when Stale and Arthur have grown up a little bit more and their teen hormones start kicking in, maybe we’ll have those harem shenanigans. Right now, the kids are too young to be in any sort of adult romance!

And the most side-lined character goes to… Tiara! Ah yes, originally the heroine of the game when Pride was the antagonist. Now she has been relegated to a useless side character and it feels like she is only around to look cute. I am afraid and fear that because of Pride’s greatness and achievements, this might exacerbate Tiara’s fragile emotions of feeling useless. Hence she would slowly turn into the real villainess and antagonist of the whole story! Didn’t see that one coming, did you?! But I feel that won’t come to being and even in the remote chance it would, the loving sisterly bonds will help bring her back in no time and all that drama will die down and become a distant memory like as though it has never happened in the first place. Yeah. But really, in this context where Tiara’s role and character has been relegated so much, she feels negligible. Even Maria the supposed heroine in Hamefura became friends with Catarina and had a reasonable amount of screen time. Tiara is now like the cute little sister of the protagonist. That is all.

Art and animation are pretty standard affair with everybody looking pretty good like your typical anime bishoujo and bishonen characters. Nobody here looks that ugly. Not even the bandits. They make have the looks of a typical bad guy but they don’t look that ugly. The other thing that I can take comfort in is that this series has no CGI! Or at least there are none that I noticed. After all, there are no monsters in this series and thus don’t have to showcase those lame CGI effects. I don’t know, I feel that sometimes studios use this to test out their CGI. Yeah, now I got no bad CGI factor to b*tch about! This series is done by the relatively new OLM Team Yoshioka whose only previous work is Fantasy Bishoujo Juniku Ojisan To.

Voice acting, didn’t expect to recognize a few whom I know such as Junichi Suwabe as Val, Hiroki Yasumoto as Rodrick, Koji Yusa as Gilbert, Hiro Shimono as Alan and Kikuko Inoue as Rosa. Unfortunately I did not for Haruka Tomatsu as Tiara. Yeah, it’s been a while since I heard her so I’m starting to lose touch. The other casts are Ai Fairouz as Pride (Power in Chainsaw Man), Maaya Uchida as Stale (Rikka in Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai), Junya Enoki as Arthur (Nasa in Tonikaku Kawaii), Toshihiko Seki as Clark (Senketsu in Kill La Kill), Toshiyuki Morikawa as Albert (Naraku in Inu Yasha), Mao Ichimichi as Sefec (Bada in ClassicaLoid), Shizuka Ishigami as Kemet (Mito in Shokugeki No Souma) and Reina Ueda as Marianne (Ariel in Mushoku Tensei).

Somehow I just feel that the opening theme, Kyuuseishu by Tsukuyomi just doesn’t fit the series. This is some fast paced rock piece and I thought it would’ve been the kind of song that would go with series like BanG Dream. I also feel the singer’s voice sounded one kind. With the song at a frenzied pace, it is like as though like they’re trying to hurry and finish the song. Personally, it isn’t a bad song but still not my cup of tea. The ending theme, Pride by ChoQMay fares slightly better since it is a slow-moderate pop piece. Also, I find the singer’s voice to be one kind. Sounds a bit close to Nano Ripe…

Overall, I am not really impressed with this series and even more so coming from this genre. Everything is within expectations and predictable. The characters and the story as well as the art direction (must always have good looking people in fancy clothes, right?). So it’s a bit of a bore unfortunately. Oh dear, is this going to be the second most abhorred genre after isekai?! I don’t know. Time will tell. And as you could guess by the time of this blog, there has already been another villainess anime out airing. Yeah, we can’t really get enough of those, huh? While it is great that our main characters turned heroines from villainess are trying all they can do cheat death, my take is that as long as this genre keeps churning out such shows every season, they too can keep avoiding death as long as possible. Better be alive and sh*tty/crappy/garbage than dead and all forgotten.

Mushoku Tensei S2

23 February, 2024

At first I was in a dilemma whether to wait for the whole season to come out and binge it at one sitting or should I just watch the first half first. Well, that’s the problem when the much anticipated Mushoku Tensei S2 decided to split itself into 2 cours. And yeah, at this point it is safe to say that I have chosen the latter seeing the flurry of animes that I wanted to watch so I just needed to get this out of the way first to ‘lighten the load’. Even more so the next part only comes out 6 months later! Holy sh*t! Am I going to wait half a year for the rest of the second half to come out so that I could watch it at one go or at my leisure? No way! I’m not that patient anymore! I’ll deal with this first half first! HAHAHA!!!! Sighs…

Episode 0
Well, not a recap episode! Thank goodness! So where has the wing brought Sylphiette? Looks like the kingdom of Asura. Just in time as she crashes into a monster boar and saves Ariel from certain doom. So as Sylphiette wakes up in a room, Ariel tells her that her hometown is no more and all whom she knows are scattered or dead. Instead of punishing her for trespassing the palace, Ariel makes Sylphiette her bodyguard. Do so and she promises to find her family and friends. With a new pair of shades also comes a new name: Fitz. Ariel along with Fitz and Luke attend a party by Lord Pilemon. Attending it too is her half-brother, Grabell Zafin Asura. You can tell the siblings don’t like each other. After all, Grabell is the heir to the kingdom. As many suspect Fitz to be shady (she doesn’t even speak), some try to communicate with her but this makes her panic and clumsy. Almost caused a scene had not Ariel’s quick thinking of singing before the crowd to distract them. Later Grabell talks to his friend, Darius Silva Ganius about Ariel’s popularity. Because of that, she is in a way a threat his succession for the throne. Darius hints of taking action so Grabell leaves it to him. Fitz continues to learn and be by Ariel’s side. However, because of the constant nightmares she heard she has, Ariel offers her to sleep together to ease it. Sorry to get your yuri hopes up because she’s just teasing Fitz. Ariel hopes she can ease Fitz’s problems since she is grateful the day she came into her life. In fact, she saved her. Both girls feel at ease as they sleep. But deep in the night, Fitz notices someone looking at them! Oh sh*t! This is not horror movie! Turns out to be an assassin trying to kill Ariel. Thanks to Fitz’s quick reflex, she manages to defend and fight back, even blowing the assassin out of the room. Not sure if that scantily clad babe is dead but the threat is over. Fitz is slightly injured from the poison but it isn’t fatal. She is cured in no time. This leads to a discussion with Pilemon that there are enemies in the palace. Who knows when they’ll strike again. Hence he suggests she flees. Ariel is forced to accept reality. She is going to forge ties with foreign dignitaries and her time. When it is all right, she will return as ruler of her kingdom. She relieves Fitz of her duties since she coerced her into this and failed to keep her promise. She will not burden her anymore. But Fitz wants to stay with her because she considers her as her friend. She wants to follow her on her own free will. Ariel makes the journey across the snowy mountains with Fitz and Luke.

Episode 1
Rudy is travelling and he is so depressed that Suzanne had to ask why he has been sighing. Yeah, he doesn’t feel like answering and this rudeness makes Sara lash out at him. So you want an answer? He claims he is looking for his mom who was a victim of that mass teleportation incident. Well, that sure dampens the mood a whole lot more. Suzanne tries to cheer him up by telling about the northern countries that they are heading to. Upon arrival at Basherant, Rudy continues to be depressed. So much so he wants to deregister his party and take a dangerous job alone. This is when Suzanne invites him to join hers. Obviously Sara not happy but Suzanne takes him to meet the rest of her party, Counter Arrow that includes Timothy, Mimir and Patrice. These guys are nice fellows but of course Sara once again doesn’t really like Rudy. So why he keeps staring at her? Well, in a way her personality is quite similar to Eris. The quest begins with Timothy casting his spell to take out the monster grizzlies. But then Rudy feels something is wrong as he puts his ear and listens to the ground. Suddenly everyone is surrounded by other grizzlies. The best option is to retreat but they are surrounded on all sides. Rudy is willing to die, seeing he thinks he will lose everything anyway. However he is saved by Suzanne. Then he watches the rest fight tooth and nail with all they’ve got to survive. At first he is puzzled why they are struggling so hard but then he realizes the answer has been obvious to him all the time. Rudy now gets his mojo back as he summons the biggest fireball and destroys all the grizzlies. In the aftermath, Suzanne thanks him otherwise they’ll all be dead. In contrast, Rudy thanks her for letting him join her party. When they return to the guild to claim their reward, many are not happy with these outsiders. Until Timothy buys them all drinks since this is their first success. And just like that everybody changes their tune to love them! Even more so when they make Rudy the star of the team. Later Rudy reminisces how Roxy took him in and taught him everything. He still has those things and cannot betray her teachings. Despite far apart, he is not alone and he has had it worse than this before. He stops moping and burns Eris’ clump of hair to move on. Still keeping the panties, though.

Episode 2
Rudy buffs himself up and offers to help others. This is to build up his reputation in hopes his name will reach Zenith. He continues to join Counter Arrow on their quests. This time, collecting scales dropped by snow drakes in some cave. Suddenly the place is swarmed by them so everyone fights back. But halfway into that, they are usurped by Soldat Heckler as he and his Stepped Leader party finish off the rest. When Timothy tries to thank him, Soldat punches him, thinking they were taking his prey. Apparently their quest was exterminating snow drakes infesting in a different cave. However it seems the caves somehow linked up and thus this misunderstanding. When Counter Arrow is back celebrating, a drunk Soldat comes to apologize. However he calls out to Rudy and his fake smile because those eyes are always looking down on others, like as though he is the one who got it worst. He hates brats who is running away from something. Since it all rings true, Rudy can do nothing but sit there and give his fake smile. Soon, Rudy learns that a quest by Counter Arrow has gone awry. Mimir is dead and Sara missing. The rest are feeling guilty for abandoning them and can’t do anything to save them because of the stormy blizzard. Well, guess what? Rudy sets off on this journey alone. His magic clears the blizzard sky! Then as he looks for Sara through the forest, he thinks about Soldat’s words, wondering if this is all just part of his redemption to make himself feel better. Then he finds Mimir’s corpse and some accessory belonging to Sara. Assuming she is dead? Well, looks like she is not but held captive by some monster tree? Had it not attacked Rudy, he might not have found her and gave away her location. Rudy saves her and then heals her up in a cave before they return home. When they return, Counter Arrow learns of Rudy’s heroic deeds. But Suzanne lashes out at Rudy for doing something so reckless. Ironically this time, it is Sara who comes to Rudy’s defence. Timothy is grateful and wants to repay him but Rudy claims they are the ones who saved him and have done a lot for him. Especially the strange feeling of saving Sara, he felt like he was being saved instead. Hence Rudy wants to call it even.

Episode 3
What has changed? Rudy working more frequently with Counter Arrow. He is getting more popular. Sara getting closer to him and talking more. Wow. She’s really this close to him. Uh huh. Even inviting him out for a date! He’d be a dumbass not to accept! During all that, she’s been sending strong signals to him. Very strong. In fact, she wants to go back to his place. Instantly get on the bed and allows him to do anything he wants! Not a trap! Oh yeah! We’re going to have sex! OMFG! SEX!!! But wait… Something is wrong… OMFG you kidding me?! He can’t get it up?! HOLY SH*t?! Don’t tell me he is impotent?! Or ED! Because of that, Sara leaves. She claims she is only doing this to repay her debt to him and she’s not into him or anything. Why does she sound like a tsundere? Why does she sound so disappointed. Oh well, back to square one since Rudy is back being depressed. So as Soldat comes to mouth him off as usual, Rudy punches him as he pours out his woes of being dumped. He even wants Soldat to punch him back but at this point, it’s so freaking awkward. What has a cocky guy got to do but listen to his problems. Basically, Rudy is still sad Eris left him right after they did their first time. Soldat can try to help him out and that is bringing him to a red light district. Elise, one of the top prostitutes there serves him. She is grateful to him for helping her sister some time ago. But soon the session is over. Yup, still can’t get it up. Elise believes he is frightened by women. You sure he isn’t impotent? The only thing left is to drink all night. By morning as they leave, a drunk Rudy tries to reconcile the whole thing by badmouthing Sara. Then of course the cliché moment that she is there and heard the whole thing. Obviously she is hurt and slaps him. Don’t want to see his face ever again. Well, it’s not the slap that hurts the most. Oh man, Rudy going to be depressed again. Before he kills himself, Soldat stops him. He tells him to go after Sara and explain. But Rudy is so tired of this, he doesn’t want to do anything anymore. Soldat suggests he takes some time off and go home. Can’t. Too far away. In that case, Soldat invites him to join his team as they are leaving for Neris soon. Rudy accepts this offer for a change in pace and realizes Soldat isn’t such a bad guy he thought to be. Meanwhile, Rudy’s great deeds have reached the ears of Elinalise. She now knows where to find him.

Episode 4
Rudy goes hunting with Soldat’s group. Rudy landing the killer blow to a dragon that earns him lots of praises. Soon, Elinalise finds Rudy and of course the latter doesn’t know who she is. He gets excited when she introduces herself as well as Paul’s comrade and a friend of Roxy. He wants to know more but she sends him mixed signals by flirting with him. He is willing to take the bait until she notices a pendant he has that is similar to hers. It belongs to Sylphiette. She is here to tell him the good news as she knows where Zenith is. Apparently in the labyrinth city of Rapa in the Begaritt continent and is working as a labyrinth explorer. He also learns that Paul as well as Roxy have also formed a party to look for her. Because Rudy feels assured of Roxy, he decides to stay here for the time being to hone his skills. After all, walking to Begaritt by foot takes about a year and now it is winter. Well, he has to put up with Elinalise’s f*cking every damn day!!! OMFG. She probably has slept with every guy in town!!! Doesn’t that make you jealous!!! Yup, Rudy have to admit he has a serious case of ED!!! Who wouldn’t want to f*ck with this hot babe!!! Even more so, she pays the guys to keep the relationship platonic! How much more can Rudy take it?! One day, Rudy gets an invitation letter from Ranoa Magic University. Jenius the vice principal is inviting him to join as a special guest. This means he is exempted from classes and tuition. He can use the facilities there to his heart’s content to do research. Needing some verification, he talks to Konrad (one of Soldat’s comrades) since he studied there although dropped out. Basically it is a good deal. This has Rudy remember his original goal was to save up and go there with Sylphiette (the reason he tutored Eris, remember?). However he thinks of honing his skills first and thus will pass up this invitation. That night, Hitogami appears for the first time in 2 years in his dreams to talk about this. It seems like he is running his mouth on how pathetic Rudy is right now. Sure, he might have gotten a bit of muscles but his magic barely improved and he got dumped by a few girls. Hence if he goes to Begaritt now, he will surely regret it. Hitogami wants him to take up the offer at Ranoa to research on the mass teleportation incident. Doing so will also cure his ED! For real?! Yeah, he better take that offer. Because waking up with naked Elinalise next to him and his little guy is still dead… And so, Rudy and Elinalise begin their journey to Ranoa after bidding goodbye to Soldat who hopes to meet again in the future.

Episode 5
Arriving at Ranoa, Rudy goes to see Jenius. Elinalise needs to go find some men to f*ck since the journey was sparse in picking some up! Yeah, got to f*ck on a regular basis to fend off her curse! As Jenius welcomes him, he would like Rudy to demonstrate his wordless incantations. In fact, there is another student here who can do so. She is Fitz and obviously Rudy doesn’t recognize her since she is dressed up like a man. But not too sure if Fitz recognizes him. Rudy easily defeats Fitz and he thought he might have gone too far to embarrass her. He promises to make it up to her later. Rudy and Elinalise are part of the new students enrolling at Ranoa as Ariel who is the student council president, addresses and welcomes them. As Rudy is free to do as he wish, he still needs to attend the mandatory homeroom class once a month. There, he is reunited with Zanoba who is glad to see his master again. The rest of his seniors in this class include Linia Dedoldia who is Gye’s eldest daughter, the strange Pursena who claims she is the same circumstances with Linia, and the self-proclaimed magic genius Cliff Grimoire who knows all about Rudy because Eris told him. Obviously she is not at Ranoa. Zanoba claims there is one more student but she is given exemption as she is always holed in her research. She’ll eventually come out so Rudy will have that chance to meet her. As Rudy goes to start his research at the library, he stumbles into Fitz. She learns of his cause and refers him to some books that he might be interested. But well, can’t tell he is here to cure his ED! Later when Luke sees Rudy, because Rudy doesn’t recognize him, Luke has to say his full name: Luke Notos Greyrat. This means he is Rudy’s cousin as he is under Paul’s branch. Zanoba explains to Rudy about Luke being a student here is actually to protect Ariel who lost her place to fight for the throne and studying here is just a pretext to flee. As Rudy returns, a white panty floats down into his hand. Suddenly all the girls surround him and accuse him of being a panty thief. How is he going to get out of this since that gorilla girl is really bent on making an example of him. Fitz comes to his rescue, claiming she was doing Ariel’s laundry and dropped that. Somehow Fitz’s word is law so the girls fear retribution and let Rudy go. Fitz helps heal Rudy and the latter truly believes she is a nice person and will definitely treat her with utmost respect.

Episode 6
Care to here Rudy’s boring narration of his monotonous school life? Yeah, it’s all about the routine. He continues to join Fitz in the library and it seems she too she is researching on that mass teleportation case. She claims someone she knows was a victim but was found. Though, she hadn’t had time to go look for that person and wants Rudy to help her in her research. As they continue talking, Rudy finds himself attracted to her smile. Oh man, starting to get worried he will swing that way? What does his little guy say about it? Oh right. Still limp. With Zanoba begging Rudy to teach him sculpting, obviously Zanoba has no magic talent so Rudy teaches him the most primitive form of carving. Too bad with his brute strength, such delicate work with hands too isn’t possible. Despair. Rudy confides in Fitz about this so she suggests getting a slave. Rudy will go check out the slave market this weekend and since Fitz is hinting she is free, wanna come? You bet. So the trio head down town and see the slaves being exhibit. Needing someone with dexterity in their hands, Fitz further suggests getting a young child since it is best to teach the child magic at a young age. This was how Rudy developed so much mana since he started casting when he was basically a toddler. The slave trader has a young dwarven girl who fits the description. However she is malnourished as her family is sold off to repay some debts. Plus, she doesn’t speak human language and is illiterate. They go check her out as Rudy talks to her. However she is unresponsive. He knows too well those looks in her eyes indicates she is in despair and longs for death. This brings back painful memories of those tormented days of his. Hence Rudy claims he can make her life better despite knowing the fact he cannot bring her true salvation. Then she starts to eke out that she doesn’t want to die. This is good enough for Rudy to buy her. Since she doesn’t have a name, they need to give her one. Rudy asks Zanoba’s opinion and he opines Julius seeing this was the baby brother he accidentally killed with his strength. And so she will be called Juliette or Julie for short. They get permission from the university for Julie to live with Zanoba and wait on him. By day, Rudy teaches her language and wordless incantation magic. Sculpture making plan on track.

Episode 7
Now it’s Fitz’s turn to narrate her routine. Nothing much but she can’t help have thoughts on Rudy lately. Julie is making some great progress after a month. But soon disaster struck. You see, when Rudy asks Zanoba about that Roxy figurine, he starts to panic. And to Rudy’s horror and anger, it is in pieces!!! How did this revered figurine turned into such shambles! Explain yourself! Well, when Zanoba enrolled here, Linia and Pursena challenged him to a duel. Both wagered their most prized possession. No guess what happened next. Rudy is still mad but will teach those beast girls a lesson. So he confronts them and starts to mock them. Short tempered Linia takes the bait as she lunges at him. Obviously Rudy could see all her movements and easily defeats her. Soon the same for Pursena who is trying to escape. They are tied up and locked in Rudy’s room. What’s the punishment going to be? He gropes Pursena’s boobs. Any response from the little fellow? Nope. Still as silent as ever. The girls don’t know the weight of the crime they have done as Rudy tells it to them how they’ve desecrated his goddess. Here is the revered holy altar with Roxy’s panties in it that he worships! OMFG! They start to panic and even accuse the other while Rudy tries to think of a punishment. So he goes to see Fitz for an idea that will leave him satisfied and they will bear no grudge. She has an idea. When they return, the girls are still tied up but soiled themselves where they are! Stinks. After cleaning up, they continue to look down on Fitz so Rudy’s word is law to make them know their place. Fitz then draws on their face. They have to be on their good behaviour or she’ll make this paint permanent as tattoo on their face. After they leave, Fitz notes it was just a ruse and it’s just cheap paint. Fitz hangs out in his room as Rudy’s curiosity grows that she never takes off her shades. She trolls him about taking it off but backs down, claiming she is under orders from Ariel not to show her face. And that’s the end of that.

Episode 8
Rudy trying to molest Linia?! Well, keep it down because Cliff can’t concentrate on his studies! Soon, Rudy sees Cliff being bullied by several students. He tells them off and they go away, not wanting to find trouble with him. Later, Cliff calls out to Rudy and it seems he has fallen for a girl. Eh? What? Don’t tell me Rudy is going to be his messenger or something. Turns out the girl he has fallen for is Elinalise! Oh dear. Cliff wants him to introduce him to her seeing they know each other. And so Rudy goes to ask Fitz for advice. Despite what Rudy thinks of Elinalise, another person might have another view. So it’s best to let them meet up and express that. Don’t worry, Rudy is just introducing them and what they do after is up to them. And so Rudy introduces Cliff to Elinalise. Not really hoping this will turn out well and even Elinalise needs to have a word with Rudy. Is he trying to pimp her? Well, if she doesn’t want to, she can turn him down. Rudy won’t feel sore about it. Next day, Rudy is shocked to see Cliff and Elinalise close to each other! They have decided to become a couple! She couldn’t turn him down after his manly proposal. What about her curse? She’ll try to control it. Yeah. Whatever makes them happy. Rudy notes that this is a season where the beast people fight each other to take over the head of their family. Basically, it’s their way of proposing. Rudy wonders why Linia and Pursena lock themselves in their room and wrote a letter to leave it up to him. Because they are princesses of their tribe, many want to challenge them. So to avoid that, they claim Rudy is their boss so many are challenging Rudy now! Of course he can defeat them easily but look at that long queue of challengers! Must be tiring. But soon all are defeated by this Demon Lord Badigadi AKA Badi. This eternally laughing dude is Kishirika’s fiancé and wants to challenge him after the greatness Kishirika told him. As they wait for Fitz to bring his staff, Rudy asks if he knows Hitogami. None. Before the duel begins, Rudy makes a plea not to kill him if he loses. It’s because he fears for his life after nearly being killed by Orsted. The laughing stops. Did he hit a nerve? Badi then suggests Rudy hit him with 1 shot with all he’s got. If he gets wounded, it’s Rudy’s win. Rudy accepts and puts all his magic and power in this single drill. Badi is sent flying! Don’t worry, he is alive. Badi declares him the winner. But it’s now his turn. Eh? What? Badi punches him! Don’t worry, Fitz can heal that big bruise. Next day, Rudy thinks all that craziness is over but wait till he sees Badi is now a student here! Not a laughing matter! That shirt might be ripping anytime soon…

Episode 9
Fitz gets more worried about Rudy. So much so Ariel is also taking notice about it. To her shock, Fitz has not told Rudy about her true identity for fear he might have forgotten about her. Ariel leaves it to Fitz to do whatever she wants when it comes to Rudy. Rudy continues his research and this mass teleportation looks more like summoning. The only thing is that you can’t summon people. He asks Fitz for anyone specializes in summoning so she points out to a particular girl, a special student known as Silent Sevenstar. When he goes to see her, immediately he recognizes her. It’s Nanahoshi! He gets so scared and tries to run! Well, he passes out. He makes up with Fitz next to him but Nanahoshi is here too. While he is still scared, she assures him Orsted won’t come to kill him. Yet. Then she shows him 2 names: Akito Shinohara and Satoshi Kuroki. He wants to know which of these name is him. None. But it proves he can read Japanese because Nanahoshi claims she too is from his world. Shizuka Nanahoshi. When she unmasks herself, Rudy might have recognized her. She was the girl he saw across the street before he got hit by a truck. Nanahoshi wants to be friends with him since she finds it assuring that she isn’t the only one sent here. However unlike him who got reincarnated, she got teleported after being hit by a truck. Also, she hates this world and wants to go back. When she came here 5 years ago, she was dumped in the middle of Asura and Orsted picked her up. She doesn’t think Orsted summoned her. She spent a couple of years learning the language and all before spending a year travelling around the world to find clues to return to her world. None. It seems they used ancient teleport circles but Nanahoshi cannot divulge much about that. During her journey, she met a man who also claimed he was summoned by someone. Rudy wants to know who but she claims that guy wanted to remain anonymous.

She further adds as they are foreign objects in this world, any changes will have them erased. Now she is here researching these magic circles by herself since no one can do so as none has ever done it before. She also lacks any sort of mana and even though it has been 5 years, she has not aged although that doesn’t mean she is immortal. She hopes to make a deal since they both have something the other wants. Because she wants to go back to her world, she needs an enormous amount of mana for her experiments. Hence Rudy will be her experiment and in exchange, she’ll tell him what he wants. He agrees and wants to know about that mass teleportation. She doesn’t know about it but thinks she is probably the cause. While Rudy is not surprised since he had a hunch but relieved to know it wasn’t his fault to begin with, suddenly Fitz gets mad and starts attacking her. Nanahoshi is protected by her ring barrier as Fitz continues to blame her for all the sufferings she had. After Rudy restrains her and says Nanahoshi is also a victim, Fitz apologizes for her outburst and Nanahoshi for not wording it better. Nanahoshi continues that she is unsure of it nor what anyone would gain from doing so. Even Orsted said nothing of this sort happened before. She has an idea of what caused it and that’s why she needs Rudy’s help and mana. Rudy needs time to think about all this and ends today’s conversation. On the way back, Fitz asks him about his opinions on Nanahoshi. She still rubs him the wrong way in a some ways, brings some relief to her.

Episode 10
Fitz feels more distant to Rudy. Even more so he shares a special bond with Nanahoshi and that they are emotionally closer to each other. Starting to be depressed? Thanks to Rudy’s bout with Badi, many students now keep their distance from him. Cliff asks Rudy about cursed objects so he explains the one from the Superd legend. It helps him realize something. Rudy continues to experiment with Nanahoshi. Basically she draws a magic circle and he puts some mana into it. All failures. She hopes to have one that will summon a person from their world. Her logic is that by doing so, she can send herself back. Of course she would want to prevent another disaster but this experiment will likely give her a clue on how it occurred. Rudy receives a letter from Soldat. He is in town so he hopes to meet up. What a great reunion. In town, Rudy bumps into Luke and Fitz. It seems Fitz avoids him and Luke is the one doing all the talking. Rudy gets the point and leaves. Somewhat he felt hurt and needs somebody to talk with about it but thinks none would be a good listener. Then he sees Fitz at the library. This time she is acting normal. She claims her avoidance was because she was on duty and thus forbidden to speak as her voice sounds childish. Although Rudy has his reservations, it is good to know that Fitz doesn’t hate him. Rudy continues to think more of Fitz until he realizes that he is in love with her. Yes, he thinks he is in love with a man. He tries to ask more about Fitz via Jenius but he is given the gag order by his superiors. So as Rudy ponders about asking Fitz out in case she is a woman or even at least jerk off to her, to his surprise she almost heard that. The shock has them fall on top of each other. It is then Rudy realizes Fitz is a woman. Fitz denies and runs away claiming she is a guy. But the best part? Rudy realizes he got a bit of an erection! Although it doesn’t last long, he believes Fitz could be the cure. Whatever circumstances Fitz acting like a man, he will respect it and continue to treat her so. Thus he can’t get intimate with her now. Slowly but surely. At least there is hope now for his ED!

Episode 11
Luke confronts Rudy about Fitz’s identity. Knowing he is on to him, Rudy feigns ignorance. He even goes so far as to say he is afraid to challenge them in whatever and that’s why he is supportive in what he is doing now. Soon Fitz is called by Ariel. She too knows about Rudy realizing she is not a man. Although she sees nothing wrong in that, the problem is that Fitz is taking her own sweet time. It’s annoying to see nothing happening and so she is forced to intervene. After reminding her that she is her friend and not her servant, Ariel has her state what she wants to do now. Fitz wants to be with Rudy. However she feels she cannot recover from the shock if he doesn’t remember her. That is why she is here to help her think through this. They talk about the most memorable moments Fitz has with him. It is that moment when Rudy realized she wasn’t a man after forcefully stripping her in the bath. That was unforgettable. Then she asks what kind of relationship she wants with him. Uhm, Fitz ranting about some sexual fantasies with Rudy?! Oh wow. That really is her desire? Before she discusses the plan, she warns Fitz that if she chickens out this time, she will be banned from contacting Rudy ever again. So the first step is to get Rudy to go adventure with her through the forest to get some flower for Ariel in some challenge. Rudy wanted to hire others and use his connections so Fitz had to protest and hint that it should be just them. Fortunately he gets the hint. Then as they trek through the snowy forest, Fitz starts to make it rain and Rudy can’t seem to make it stop. So they head to take shelter in a cave. Rudy has no qualms getting naked to dry himself but he sees Fitz shivering in the cold. Trying to be considerate and not look while she dries herself, she continues to do nothing. He is going to leave the cave but she stops him. She claims she can’t undress herself and wants him to do it for her. Okay. He slowly takes off her clothes. Finally, he takes off her shades. Recognize her? Yes. Are you Sylphiette? It is then she breaks down emotionally in his arms. How long have she waited for this day. He hugs her as she continues crying, confessing she has loved him and even more so now. She wants to stay with him forever.

Episode 12
Rudy can’t believe how he couldn’t recognize Fitz as Sylphiette. Were they like 2 different people? Anyway, he realizes she might go away again if he doesn’t tell her how he feels. After he confesses, they kiss and now it’s the big one. Oh yeah! SEX!!! But wait… OH SH*T! F*CKING ED!!! OMG! HIS DICK BETRAYED HIM AT THE MOST CRUCIAL MOMENT!!! Obviously he is depressed and even begging for forgiveness. Can you blame him? 3 whole f*cking years of ED! But Sylphiette isn’t offended at all. They spend some time together talking about the old days and Sylphiette explaining her circumstances. A good news is that Rudy’s little brother sometimes can get it up although it doesn’t last. This means he knows he still has it but cannot control it. There’s still hope. When Sylphiette returns to report to Ariel, the latter thinks it all failed. Well, she would be surprised. Even more so after learning Rudy’s ED and why he is here in the first place. Now Luke seems to understand why Rudy is docile. Not that the girls would get it anyway. He vows to do something about this. Soon, he returns with an aphrodisiac. Due to the mass teleportation, its manufacturing method was lost. So the few that was left soared in prices and he kept this as a last resort in case he needed some emergency funds. But since Sylphiette has saved him many times, he is giving it to her as token of appreciation. Be warned, it is very strong and a man could lose himself. He suggests Sylphiette take some too if she can’t keep up. I suppose she needs it since Luke was also blunt to say Sylphiette lacks any feminine charms! Proof is that Luke doesn’t even have feelings for her! It is the family’s tradition that men fall for busty women!

So with renewed confidence (somewhat), Sylphiette goes to visit Rudy in his room to celebrate their reunion. Obviously both getting nervous until she lets him drink the aphrodisiac and she herself has a bit too. And then it starts to kick in. Rudy wants to get it on. Okay. Itadakimasu. Sorry folks, we have to use our imaginations what happened next. Next morning, Rudy wakes up alone in his bed. Sylphiette gone. Some blood on the sheets. He starts crying. Oh man. Did he fail? Soon Sylphiette returns. She just went out to thank Ariel and Luke. Rudy starts to hug her. Now it is his turn to be a cry-baby. Those tears, it means his ED is cured! Then he goes to officially see Ariel for the first time. This is to thank her for everything and in return, he will assist her in any way. Although he would prefer not to get involved in family politics, however it is a different story if his loved one is involved. So this means he will be supporting Ariel. Although he still has a duty to find his lost family members, Ariel says he can continue to do so and her own affairs can wait till she is done. Now she truly asks him what he wants to do. She hints now that his ED is cured, is this goodbye to Sylphiette? With great resolve, Rudy says he will marry Sylphiette. A shocking proposal as Ariel now asks Sylphiette her answer. Yes, she accepts. Now that she will be his future wife, Ariel gives her permission to no longer dress like a man. Embrace your femininity. In exchange for this, Ariel will make use of Rudy’s reputation and likewise he can use hers.

Erectionless/Jerkless Reincarnation
That’s the problem when you watch a split cour series and now I have to wait for the next part to come out! Ugh! Feels so long… Thank goodness. Better for me to feel that way and it proves that this sequel is still as highly interesting as the first. Yeah, imagine if it turned out all sh*tty and boring, I wouldn’t have such impatient sentiments and wouldn’t even care if the next part comes. Thus with all the interesting developments so far, I would say that I am now quite interested to see what the second half has in store. Just need to be patient. Yeah, imagine me learning how to be patient again via split anime cours. Sheesh…

As seen, this sequel moves the plot along very nicely albeit it feels a bit slow. After all, the first quarter sees a lost Rudy trying to get back on his feet with some random group of adventurers and the rest of the bulk of this season showcases him studying at Ranoa as a special student. I would say that it has not merely solved anything and instead it has opened up a lot more possibilities and developments for future plots. Maybe that is why I felt impatient. Especially with the introduction of a handful of new characters that didn’t really go anywhere. Hence if I look back at this season, I would say that nothing really much progresses in terms of the storyline. Therefore it felt strange that they had to throw in that distraction known as Rudy’s ED as some sort of mini plot for this season! Yeah, life was definitely HARD!!! HAHAHA!!! Oops, sorry for bad pun. I wonder if this ED thing is to reflect his previous life’s incident because he was bullied for having a small dick which led to his traumatized and hikikomori state before he died. Whatever. But yes, thank goodness it was somewhat solved in the end because I’m sure it will leave a bad taste in our mouths if this impotency thingy was brought forward to the next part. Uh huh. No wonder all the naughty bits were pretty much toned down this season. Aside from Rudy keeping Roxy’s pantsu in his altar as his idol of worship. Oh right. Almost forgot about Elinalise’s hyper sexual activeness! Sure, no sex scenes but you can’t help imagine such stuffs when you have a woman so f*cking horny!

Of course the biggest accomplishment for this season is the reunion of Rudy and Sylphiette. I suppose if there was a plot for this season, this would be it. So yeah, it’s like a bit of a draggy drama and affair as Sylphiette FKA Fitz trying to wait out and play the waiting game until Rudy remembers her. Well, in a way not rushing this is a good thing because at the end when everything works out fine and now the duo are reunited, we can look back and vouch for the genuineness of their relationship. The irony that Rudy is already living out his dream of going to a magic university with Sylphiette right under his nose. Now it’s like killing 2 birds with 1 stone! The other being the cure of his ED, of course! Things are looking up for Rudy! Now he has bagged his childhood friend as his wife. What more can he ask for?

Character wise, Rudy obviously being the main character, we have seen him grown since the first season as a kid. Although there is more room for improvement, his life isn’t a bed of roses and we definitely see the efforts he put in. In a way, you could say that whatever outcome that led him to where he is today is mainly because of the efforts he put in. Sylphiette was sorely missing for a big chunk in last season and it feels like this season was her redemption. Like anybody who fears being forgotten, the reason why this whole drama dragged out until Ariel had to step in and give the ultimatum to take action or else. I suppose if a guy doesn’t remember a girl, it would be equally as bad if not worse when a girl rejects a guy. And so all that baseless fears were for naught and a happy ending for our happy couple. Oh sorry, make that a good start.

Speaking of missing, viewers would obviously notice the absence of a certain main character from last season: Eris. Fans of Eris can cry over her no-show but whatever. Because of that, in a way it makes the whole series felt like it had turned towards a new direction. It’s like this series has changed slightly. Because the first season had them as kids. Now at least we see Rudy has grown up into a respectable (term used loosely) teen and he has mature in some ways. There’s no feisty woman by his side this time for all the shenanigans. However with Sylphiette’s drama, I felt that Eris’ absence was blown away and at times, I believe I wasn’t even thinking about her or how she’ll come back. In fact, I can now see with Rudy getting engaged to Sylphiette, it is a very high probability he will cross paths with Eris again in the future and I wonder what kind of reaction these characters will have. After all, it is still premature to accuse that it was Eris who made Rudy impotent. I mean, the coincidence was there. And then the heavy drama with Sylphiette in the final 2 episodes helped cured it. So am I not expecting some sort of bloodbath the next time both girls actually meet!

As you would also have noticed, this season also sees the absence of a lot of characters from the first season. So much so you might have forgotten them if you don’t force yourself to think back what happened to them. Many too did not even have any visual appearance this season. You guys still remember that Ruijerd dude? The one who guided Rudy and Eris back home when they got blown away by the mass teleportation? Then there is the rest of Rudy’s family members. Paul, Lilia, Zenith and his sisters, Norn and Aisha. You still remember those cute girls? Oh, what about crazy girls? Sorry, this season is not Kishirika’s either. Other than cute girls, remember that brute girl? Oh actually that muscle woman Ghislaine who was Rudy’s teacher in the fighting department. And yes, who could forget about Rudy’s master, the great Roxy. Sorry, that (broken) figurine of her doesn’t count as her making an appearance! So yes, all these characters and more were sorely missing here but with the ongoing drama, I hardly felt their absence.

Of course, not all were side-lined and some do recur like Zanoba and Elinalise who are given more screen time this season. Sort of. Well, Zanoba has turned into some sort of perverted lackey for Rudy and Elinalise’s strange curse that has her sleep around with men sure will raise some eyebrows if it is an excuse for her to satiate her endless promiscuity. The more important one is Nanahoshi. Damn, should’ve guessed her moniker at Ranoa is actually her name directly translated into English! Anyway, her cameo gives an important insight and direction as well as intrigue to Rudy’s previous life and perhaps this world. It is one of the biggest revelations this season so I hope that more can be fleshed out in the next part. Hitogami only made 1 stinking episode of appearance and he is even more a mystery than before. But I guess for now his absence is needed because as pointed out, don’t want to divert attention away from Rudy-Sylphiette/Fitz drama. It’s not like we’re going to get any straight answers from him, right?

This season also introduces a handful of new ones. As pointed out, these new characters have really gone nowhere yet and it just felt like they were for introductory purposes this season. For instance, Linia and Pursena felt like Rudy’s reluctant lackeys. Julie has been bought to wait on Zanoba but more remains to be seen about her. Yeah, she’s pretty amusing (and cute) with some of her reactions. Then there is Cliff. Who the f*ck this guy? I don’t know, but it’s like he is the cure to Elinalise’s self-prostitution because just like that, they’re now a couple. Imagine if Elinalise continues to f*ck around, how annoying would that be? Who is this Badi guy? I don’t even know why he is needed but I guess it’s for some future plots. Then there is Soldat who might be cocky but he’s a good guy and now he is good friends with Rudy. Probably in future plots, they’ll go adventuring again. What happened to Counter Arrow? Especially Suzanne and more importantly, Sara? I believe I won’t be seeing the last of them but ever since Rudy enrolled at Ranoa, they have been close to forgotten. After all, Rudy realized his ED when making out with Sara and then it was like she wasn’t amused. Imagine the first guy you slept with was limp. But she was the turning point in Rudy’s life and I would say it was for the better at this point in view.

Art and animation remain consistent and it’s good to note that they still maintain that quality. Especially the backgrounds and sceneries. I’m more impressed with the breath taking views rather than the character designs. Oh well, it just feels pretty iffy the character looks. Even with Rudy growing up into his teens and he has put on a bit of muscles, he still looks a bit weird. Last season’s seiyuu’s are retained and new ones joining the fray. Nice to hear Yuu Kobayashi as Suzanne although her character is very much calm and subdued. The new casts are Kousuke Toriumi as Soldat (Nozel in Black Clover), Reina Ueda as Ariel (Lemon in Mashle), Kazuyuki Okitsu as Luke (Nagare in K), Shion Wakayama as Nanahoshi (Mie in Suki Na Ko Ga Megane Wo Wasureta), Ai Fairouz as Linia (Takechiyo in Hanyou No Yashahime), Minami Tanaka as Pursena (Mary in Kakegurui), Taiten Kusunoki as Badi (Drakken in Edens Zero), Ryota Ohsaka as Cliff (Marco in Shingeki No Kyojin), Sumire Morohoshi as Julie (Koyori in Hand Shakers) and Haruka Shiraishi as Sara (Asirpa in Golden Kamuy). Unlike last season, this season’s opening credits animation is fixed. But for the song, Spiral by Longman, sounds more like some generic rock piece rather than the medieval fantasy or Celtic tunes like the last time. Even the ending theme, Musubime by Yuiko Oohara (who sang all of the themes in the previous season) feels more like slow rock.

Overall, this season is highly interesting with all its developments and characters despite not being anywhere conclusive. Heck, even though the novel series it was based on was way done in 2015, last time I briefly checked this adaptation so far only covered about 1/3 of the entire series so there is still a long way to go. Since I am quite impressed with this season, it is obvious without saying that I will be looking forward to the next. And obviously if you are those who aren’t impressed with that first season, you should stay away from this one as it might exacerbate your misery. And lead to ED! Stress and anxiety can lead to ED, you know! So while I wait for the next season, maybe I’ll go watch a few ecchi fanservice shows just to keep in check and prove I have no ED! Serious! Thank goodness I still got it!

Anybody has any more good ideas for the isekai genre? Okay then. We’ll just make it as cliché as it can get. Ordinary guy being worked to death in a black company gets isekai treatment. Gets overpowered after being reincarnated in the other fantasy world and lives out the rest of his days happily with his harem. And to top it all up, let’s even make the title as obviously and generic as possible so that viewers can tell right away it is another isekai anime. That’s right. Level 1 Dakedo Unique Skill De Saikyou Desu doesn’t even try to hide the fact and it’s so blatantly obvious what this show is going to be all about. Sure, it might confused us about being overpowered at such a paltry number but remember, it’s only a measurement. For example, do you know how long 1 light year is? ONE FREAKING LIGHT YEAR!!! ONE!!! The power of one, people.

Episode 1
Emily Brown is puzzled. After killing a level 1 slime, it drops a human named Ryouta Satou instead of bean sprouts. His is as confused as she is. He learns that in this world everything is dropped by monsters. Depending on the monster’s level, it drops different items. There’s a screen that can show your stats and as such, Emily’s skills are all so low level. Level 1. Ryouta also tests his and in addition to his level 1, to his surprise, other skills are S-rank and its rank is quite low. But when he tests out killing slimes, he realizes S-rank indeed ranks higher than A-rank. So as she makes soup for him, it brings him to tears. How long has it been he has eaten a warm food with somebody? Short flashback shows he died overworking in a black company. He laments nothing he did paid off. Emily hugs him and believes it will in the end. Because Emily has no home and camps wherever she is, Ryouta then part ways and heads to town. He learns more about the system of this world. He kills more slimes to earn more money. Enough for him to finally rent a decent house for Emily to stay! This is thanks for the soup. A house for a soup? I don’t know… She is shocked that he is giving it to her. Emily is concerned since he worked himself to the bone. It’s obvious, his bags and bruised hands. Hence she wants to always make soup for him. If you don’t get it, she wants him to stay here with her. Can he say now? Ryouta gets more info from the guild’s receptionist, Erza Monsoon. Especially a new dungeon called Nihonium that just popped up. She tries to flirt with him but too bad he didn’t get the hints and rejects here whatever offer. Ryouta explores the dungeon and fights skeletons. They drop seeds. However Emily cannot touch them or even have such drops when she kills a skeleton. He believes this is a dungeon only for S-rank. With Ryouta continuing to level up his HP and always coming home to a warm Emily welcoming him back, Ryouta soon believes it is time for him to take on the level 2 slimes. They drop carrots. At first many adventurers mock his level 1 ability. Including this cute bunny girl, Eve Callusleader (you mean as in Call-Us-Leader???!!!). Yeah, she hates low levels. Then later she pops up at his home to reiterate that and also confess she loves him. WTF?!

Episode 2
WTF, Eve tries to chop his head? No effect. Then she does the same to a random guy and he takes some serious damage! She is puzzled despite his low level, he doesn’t take damage. It is revealed she loves carrots. Because of Ryouta’s carrot haul, she followed him back and wants to eat them. So uhm, care to join us for a carrot dinner? At least Ryouta can be happy he has company for dinner because in his previous life he was always eating alone. Even continues to follow Ryouta in his dungeon quest. Heck, she forces him to give her carrots! Dead or carrot! He manages to convince her to wait at the guild and he’ll bring her some after he is done. He does so and shocks everyone in the guild. Erza explains that Eve has a very fearsome reputation and thus nobody gets close to her. But she is also picky of what kind of carrots she eats. This means those she approves, the guild will definitely want to buy it. Erza will gladly buy Ryouta’s carrots at a much higher price. Eve continues to bug Ryouta for more carrots but she’ll have to wait for tomorrow for more. During his dungeon crawling, he sees an autocratic old guy being real tough on his students. He claims it is for their own good but Ryouta knows better. He too had such experience. His boss would say it was for their good but it was rarely all worth it. When that guy badmouths carrots (because he sees Ryouta and co having carrot lunch), Eve goes to tell him off. Not wanting to risk something untoward, he leaves. Since Ryouta can only carry so many carrots, Erza suggests he get a magic cart so he can carry more items. He shops for one and even the cheapest one is costly. But soon a stray monster attacks the town. It’s a giant gorilla! Everybody is making a run for it. Even adventurers. Because strays do not drop items, they’re not risking their lives. So they’re going to just let the town get destroyed? Ryouta will not allow this and goes to fight it. He has Eve and Emily help keep it at bay before he delivers the knockout blow. Everyone cheers and thanks Ryouta, something he never received before. He is confident he can do things for others. Ryouta then hears the sound of a dropped item. I thought strays don’t drop items? Then he remembers maybe like some monsters only drop items for certain levels. He goes to check it out…

Episode 3
The gorilla dropped a gun. Then he tests it out by shooting zombies. Hmm… Does this remind you of a certain video game? Ryouta finds this useful and uses the gun to aid Emily in defeating monsters. They advance to the next floor and this time the monsters are cockroaches that drop huge pumpkin! It seems the sight of roaches will turn Emily into some mean killing machine! She’ll lose her humanity! Oh my, Ryouta has to kill all of them to keep her humanity! Does he have infinity bullets to kill them all?! Looks like… But as they leave the dungeon, some of their pumpkins are eaten and more roaches spawn from it. Oh my, Emily going to go berserk. If Ryouta is out of bullets, use his good ol’ hands to kill ‘em! Later he talks to Erza about it as she explains any dropped items left behind will spawn monsters. Hence this has Ryouta wonder if it is possible to force strays to spawn. He tests it out and finds something odd when it doesn’t work. Erza further adds that a single type of monster can only appear on 1 level. If it leaves that level, it will disappear. This is to stem spawning of strays. Now Ryouta tries this out with some tweaks. He manages to do so and now receives ice bullets. Even more useful to help Emily in fighting monsters. One rainy day after leaving another dungeon for home, Ryouta and Emily stumble into a merchant and bodyguard arguing about his dropped luggage in the ravine. It’s too dangerous to down to pick it up but they have to hurry before monsters spawn around it. Eventually the merchant gets possessed by the monster and is done for. Ryouta shoots him. The bodyguard will take responsibility to destroy the luggage. This brings back unpleasant memories of his black company. His colleague was forced to everything from scratch again and as much as Ryouta wanted to help, he too had his own pile of work and was thinking of himself. But now it is different. He shoots to freeze it before Emily destroys it. Because of that, Emily’s level goes up.

Episode 4
Ryouta kills a rare monster that drops a necklace. He gives it to Emily and he trolls us thinking he is proposing to her. But of course, the necklace doubles the items dropped and that’s that. Disappointed? Emily is. Soon, Ryouta discusses with her about moving to a new place that is nicer. Of course they have to save up a bit. When Ryouta is at the guild trying to sell his bamboo shoots, Eric Macy wants to have one. She eats it and finds it very good and now she wants to buy the whole thing from him. She pays good but Ryouta can’t help feeling disappointed with the amount. Erza then wants Ryouta to sign a contract with the guild. You see, Eric is a famous epicure and the food she approves fetches a high price. Because Ryouta’s bamboo shoots will become famous, she wants to exclusively sell them. He agrees. Back at Nihonium, Ryouta witnesses Princess Margaret killing the monsters with her men. One of her attendants mentions about the recent research that these monsters actually dropped something than nothing. What do they drop? Air! I kid you not! So she’s collecting air in these boxes?! I don’t even… Ryouta remembers to go buy a magic cart but looks like Olga is sad because her dad, Orton has not returned since he left to get some flower ingredient. Ryouta might know where he is and they find him unconscious there. So he’s just sleeping? What is it about something blocking his way? Anyway, he is unable to get this flying rock which he wants to insert into his prototype. Ryouta has an idea on how to get it for him. With that, Orton completes the magic cart and gives it to Ryouta free as reward for saving the town. Now they can collect a lot of items. When Ryouta returns to the guild to sell, he sees a ruffian accusing Erza of not appraising his goods properly. Ryouta intervenes and proves she judged everything correctly. He isn’t happy still and is going for violence but a simple slap knocks him out. Later Erza is still reeling from the shock and feels bad Ryouta has to always rescue her. She gives him a kiss. It’s personal rather than her job. Does Ryouta get the hint? Once Ryouta has enough money, it is time to pack up and move. However he thinks of keeping this old one too because he wants to protect the memories they made. It might be expensive but I suppose they can earn more money. And so the duo happily move into their new house. And why is Eve is also here?! Where there is carrot, there is bunny! Don’t worry, Emily made lots of it for her.

Episode 5
A hot guy named Neptune is looking for Ryouta. He wants to arm wrestle him after hearing about his strength. Ryouta accepts the challenge and to his shock, finds Neptune to be quite a strong person himself but ultimately Ryouta wins. Neptune is impressed and then suddenly attacks him but Ryouta luckily blocks. Turns out to be another test and since Neptune is further impressed, he invites him to join his team which is the strongest in this town. Obviously Ryouta turns him down as he doesn’t want to join some flashy group but to live a peaceful life with Emily. You heard that, Emily? Continuing his dungeon raiding, once again he stumbles into Margaret’s group. Her retainer explains to him about this new Pandora’s Box they have. Apparently it automatically sucks up drops and its owner’s face is also easily implanted on the cover. He gives a few boxes for Ryouta to spread the word. But Ryouta instead uses it to test for strays. He loads it with a few seeds and brings it outside the dungeon to spawn them. He then kills them to obtain his special bullets. This means with different strays, he has accumulated a bunch of special bullets. But soon Emily comes to warn him about a magic storm approaching. Erza then explains more about this rare phenomenon in which everyone’s magic will be nullified. Depending on the size of the storm, its effect can be felt outside its perimeter and even inside dungeons. That is why many magic users are taking a break today. But soon a new adventurer, Reyes comes in pleading to save his partner, Rosa who is trapped in some dungeon. Yeah, nobody gives a care to help him. Not even Neptune. But of course our Ryouta wants to be the hero Emily says he is. Please tell him the details. Ryouta makes his way there and uses his bullets (which isn’t effected by the storm) to destroy the monsters that get in the way. He finds Rosa but is out of bullets. Always like this, huh? When Emily and Eve heard what happened, they rush to help him. For Eve, it’s about the carrots. For Emily, Ryouta reminds her of her late mom. She was a kind person who cared about her comrades until the day she died fighting a dragon. They find him and fight the monsters to allow Ryouta to replenish his bullets. Outside and safe, Rosa is badly injured and Reyes’ magic can’t heal her. Don’t worry, Ryouta has a special bullet that heals! Ryouta thanks Emily for saving him but she credits imitating what he has always done.

Episode 6
And just like that, Eric now loves Ryouta’s watermelons and as usual, Erza wants him to sign an exclusive contract on that. She then tells him the need to get a licence if he wants to go further to lower dungeon levels. So after passing with flying colours, he wants to test something. He turns a stray into that gorilla and easily defeats it to get another gun. Because now with 2 guns in hand, it seems mixing different bullets together can have different effects! Like how an ice bullet and fire bullet will become an erasing bullet! I don’t know the logic anymore… And then there is this strike in some dungeon, Ryouta confronts them and shoots them sleeping bullet which is the result of fusing 2 healing bullets. His heroics has gained the attention of Clint Gray, the dungeon chief of Secro. He wants to enlist Ryouta’s help to fight for a new dungeon, Selen that has popped up halfway with a neighbouring country, Hetero. As that country drops livestock (MEAT!), this dungeon will drop 50% meat and 50% vegetables. You see, whoever owns the dungeon is important because it can determine a town’s economic health. If Hetero gets it, there will be tax on the products. Of course if Ryouta’s help, if they win this, it will be tax exempted but don’t fear, even if they lose, Ryouta will still be paid. Ryouta gladly accepts the mission and brings along Emily as they make their long journey there. As they camp for the night, OMFG how did Emily put so much stuffs in her backpack?! Is this Doraemon’s magic pocket?! They can even live in luxury! As Emily is going to burn the trash because these can become strays too, Ryouta has an idea to test his new homing bullet. Arriving at Selen, they see the trash from adventurers piling up faster than a tired Celeste can burn them. Ryouta fears for her because this reminisces of his black company. They go to advise her to rest but she claims she can do it. Oh dear, now she collapses!

Episode 7
Ryouta doesn’t want the same thing that happened to him to happen to Celeste so he shoots her to sleep. By the time she wakes up, she sees Ryouta and Emily taking care of the trash and strays. Heck, Emily even cooks for her and it brings tears to her eyes. Ryouta goes to see Duke who is overseeing Secro’s side for Selen. Don’t really understand how this fight for the dungeon plays out but Ryouta is amazed with the plan since it was built around him. He’s the Secro’s ace after all. As they head down, Secro has got their hands on some monster. However the Hetero side, Harvard and Eugene are waiting for them to slip up so they could steal the drop. When Ryouta shoots the monster but then it regenerates, Eugene then goes in for the kill. Luckily Ryouta is fast enough to kill the monster so the win remains with Secro. With this win, Duke rewards Ryouta handsomely since he deserves it. With that bonus pay, he manages to buy a ring for Emily that she wanted. It’s a good this world has a different type of proposal system, no? Ryouta and Emily continue their dungeon crawling. However Hetero’s side is waiting for Ryouta to kill this rare monster because they know he has very high rare drops. Ryouta won’t play into their hands but he can’t let them take this win. With Emily temporarily taking off the ring (because it boosts her stats), she is the one who deals the finishing blow (her rare drops skill is paltry). Once again Hetero goes away empty handed. Later Duke tells Ryouta that Hetero will send more reinforcements. Ryouta’s idea is to end the battle before the day ends by fighting fire with fire. It is a risky move but Ryouta is willing to gamble and pay back that loss to him. But as we all know, it all went well and it’s like Secro has already won this battle. As Ryouta goes to do more hunting by himself, Eugene and some Hetero guys surround him so as to teach him a lesson. Too bad their magic nullification doesn’t work as Ryouta can still use his guns. And yes, Ryouta can do martial arts too! Ryouta then heals the men. He understands where they are coming from and even gives them permission to attack him if they have nothing better to do. He’ll heal them after kicking their ass. You’re welcome.

Episode 8
Celeste returns to burning more garbage. Of course with her low magic power, she starts to collapse again. Ryouta heals her but with their faces so close, it makes her heart pound like hell. See where this is going? Ryouta further helps her to burn the garbage. Yeah, those bullets sure come in handy. But there’s only a limit because the garbage soon piles up more than he can destroy. This is because a dungeon master has appeared and hence more resources were used since no one is allowed to approach the dungeon. So how are they going to defeat it? Wish for it to go away?! Well, looks like a team is specially formed to take it out. As Ryouta goes to see Duke, it seems has hired Neptune’s team for it however there is a problem. Because of the agreement and rules, both Secro and Hetero must jointly take it out together. You see, Hetero isn’t making an effort to pick a team. The longer a dungeon master lingers around, it will change the ecology of the dungeon and thus affecting the drop items. This will bring the whole situation back to square one and it works in favour of Hetero. Who wrote such sh*tty dungeon rules?! Ryouta will end this himself but not sure what dumb rules they mention. Ryouta will try to get adventurers to join him but it will be hard. Nobody wants to join him since they are only here to profit from the tax exempt items. Selfish pricks. But don’t worry, Emily and Celeste will join him. But who is going to burn the garbage? Eugene has taken over her role and is doing fine. The trio head into the dungeon. No monsters. A dungeon master scared them all away. Then here comes the dungeon master. A horse. No, it’s a bicorn! Hey, it has 2 horns! We all know how this will turn out. A bit of drama and struggle that includes the bicorn reducing all their stats. This causes Celeste to be weakened and cannot help any further. With Emily taking care of her, Ryouta goes solo. Long story short, he defeats it. The golden horn it drops, Ryouta gives it to Celeste and now she can use her magic unlimitedly. With the day saved and everything back to normal, apparently Neptune is the one not satisfied so he confronts Harvard and blames his bullying that caused him his chance to fight Ryouta. Will that be the last we see of him? Next day before Ryouta returns home, he wants Celeste to join him. Funny, because she too has thought of joining him! With Emily’s approval, now Ryouta can grow his harem. Oops, I mean number of friends.

Episode 9
Celeste is turning heads in Secro. Even Erza is looking pretty panicky that Ryouta has got a beauty in his party. Just that it is not you, Erza! HAHAHA!!! Ryouta shows Celeste how he gets his special bullets and hopes she can keep it a secret. Then another rare stray terrorizes town. Nothing like Ryouta and co can do to stop it, right? It drops a useful pouch. Unfortunately, the fight has caused Emily’s hammer to break. She thinks she can fix it back to save money but she accidentally breaks it further. Time to really buy a new one. So while Celeste accompanies Emily to shop for a new hammer, Ryouta goes dungeon crawling. Noting Margaret isn’t doing well, her subject says her air boxes aren’t selling well. So why not sell something else? WTF Ryouta suggests her panties?! Don’t laugh, they actually believe it! So he suggests rings. Then he helps her in trouble. Grateful Margaret wants to give her first ring to him? Ryouta learns that money dropped in dungeons can also become stray. So he experiments on it and after killing the stray, turns into some potion. But he won’t have any use for it since it boosts drop rates. Wondering where Eve is? Yeah, she’s tired of eating yucky carrots and goes to find Ryouta. She keeps missing him until now. Carrots NOW! Finally she gets her treat so Ryouta asks her comrades. It seems she hates her own bunny girl clan and claims they only want other stuffs. Flashback shows Eve only ate meat when others tried to tell her to eat other things. One day, she stumbled into a young boy who got the isekai treatment. They hang out together and one time fought a monster that dropped a carrot. She didn’t like vegetables but after he forced her to feed it, she started liking only carrots. She thought of him as her good comrade until he suddenly disappeared and returned to his world. So that left a bitter taste in her mouth. Ryouta tells her to get her own carrots. Too bad her drop rates are low. He then hands her this potion. Eve now can get delicious carrots on her own. However he points out this potion only he can obtain. Oh no. How? Suddenly she begs to join his party! Just like that, she doesn’t think of it as bad! Ryouta relents since she won’t shut up. And just like that, Eve is Ryouta’s newest member. So much of love is flowing through Eve eight now…

Episode 10
Because of the passing magic storm, Celeste tends to feel sick. The solution? Ryouta buys a house that is magic storm proof! Oh well, I guess he’s got the money. Ryouta and co continue to raid more dungeons and there is one that drops a rare crystal. He sells it to Erza who buys it at a very high price since the festival is nearing. Then as Ryouta practises alone and some stats of his increases, this makes him ponder how people learn magic. As stated, people do so by levelling up and since Ryouta can’t, there is fruit that allows him to do so. However he has a better idea and turns that fruit into a stray. The stray turns into a metallic version of Ryouta and when defeated, turns back into that fruit. So he eats it and obtains some wind cutting spell. And some spell that can help his friends level up too. How convenient. When he returns to the guild, there is a new girl, Alice Wonderland (seriously, that’s her name?!) asking around to join a party. She is turned down due to her low level. But a cocky veteran adventurer is about to accept her when Ryouta intervenes. He will have Alice join his group instead. Can’t have this guy brainwash this cutie into one of his slaves. And just like that, Ryouta gets a new member. The duo go adventuring together as Alice reveals she is born in the dungeon. It seems she has the abilities to sense where the monsters are as well as can read some of their thoughts. She quickly turns a skeleton and slime to become her cute familiars. Needless to say, Bonesy and Jiggly will also be part of Ryouta’s family.

Episode 11
Ryouta and Emily go enjoy themselves around the festival. Some stalls are selling boxes that drops strays to help improve one’s level so Ryouta buys one to help improve Emily’s. When they go back in town, a stray monster attacks. As usual, Ryouta and co go to fight it but it seems it gets bigger whenever they land their attacks. Luckily for them, Neptune is here to help and with that, the stray is defeated. Neptune once more asks Ryouta to ditch his girls and join his family. Obviously Ryouta is not gay and turns him down once again. Then they continue to have fun at the festival that includes taking part in fighting monsters in the arena as well as playing fireworks. Yes, that exists here too. And what’s this about Eve eating meat?! It’s not carrot! Oh well, I guess even rabbits need to have some variety in their diet. At the end of the day, Alice seems to be like in a trance. Ryouta snaps her out of it and learns she felt someone calling to her from the direction of Nihonium. Soon Clint calls Ryouta over as there is another crisis. All the dungeons here have stopped dropping stuffs. This has never happened before and they don’t know how long this will last. Since Ryouta always gets good rare drops, I guess Clint is at his wit’s end to seek those who can help with this. So as Ryouta and his girls explore the dungeon, it seems it is true the monsters they kill now do not drop anything. Oh Eve, what do you say about carrot is dead? But wait. Ryouta’s kill did drop something. Then he remembers some words his girls said and Alice’s weird behaviour last night. So he figured it out? He runs over to Nihonium and finds this Japanese kimono chick who is supposed to be Nihonium’s dungeon master and is responsible for this latest phenomenon. What prove does he have?! He starts attacking her but she easily dodges. Time for Ryouta to sweat a little because his moves don’t work on her.

Episode 12
It won’t be long before Ryouta figures out something. You see, whenever she attacks him, she becomes corporeal. This allows his bullets to stick into her although it does no damage. However her moves are slowed and in no time Ryouta defeats her. Phew. What a hard earned fight. Is he so injured and can’t move that Emily had to fire his own healing bullet just to save him? Whatever. Obviously she is worried he got himself injured but Ryouta assures he is fine now. Like always. The rest of his worried harem is here to pick him up. Next day, Ryouta hears out Margaret’s problem. Despite her very high level, her stats are still like sh*t. Don’t understand what is happening because of a crystal that dungeon master dropped, he gives it to her and now she levels up! Some late bloomer thingy since her level grades are ranked quite high up. Whatever. Now Margaret would like to give all her firsts to him. I’m very sure that includes her virginity but luckily Ryouta is not a greedy man because he feels it is not right for him to take that much! Oh you said it! Then he has this great idea to turn strays into leftover experience crystals in which he gives to his girls. Yup, they too level up in no time. Now they are the talk of the town, everybody praising how awesome this team is. They do more quests and earn lots of money to buy magic carts each. Orton’s latest model allows anything that can fit in to be sent over to the guild automatically without them having to go back and forth. They’ve got so much stuffs that Erza is now officially working just for them! Soon a party but what the heck is everyone else doing here? Neptune, Margaret, Olga, Orton, Clint, might as well call in the whole town! Oh right. The more the merrier. There goes Erza’s welcoming party. Too bad she can’t have Ryouta all to herself! And if they run out of food, just head to the dungeon and kill a few quick ones! You bet Ryouta is having the time of his life.

Skill Level Matters Not, Is Nothing But A Number…
Oh yeah. You bet Ryouta wants to continue staying here and doing this because this pays well and hell a lot more than his previous dead job! Who’d knew this dungeon exploring job and killing monsters are such an easy and profitable task. Too easy when you’re such a freaking overpowered character! No challenge. I bet if a Demon Lord shows up threatening to destroy the world because the adventurers have milked and mined the dungeons dry, Ryouta will pull an easy victory because the force is with him! Aren’t we all envious of this guy! GRRRR!!!!!!! Too bad I was hoping for a last episode twist like how that kimono clad dungeon master could be his ex-boss and thus Ryouta falling into some despair or going into overdrive berserk beast mode taking out his frustrations! Isn’t that why he had no qualms in fighting her and could kill her easily? Is he not curious of all the strange monsters that he has encountered, this one looks like a human and wearing a clothing from his world! Are you not curious to think this might be his dead mother?! Oh never mind. Not that we have seen much of Ryouta’s flashback in his previous world either. It’s like they don’t want us to know about it. But oh man. That twist would’ve been more exciting but oh well, bland normal ordinary life is what Ryouta wants.

It should be no surprise at this point that there is no clear storyline from this kind of anime. After all, what was I expecting in the first place? Ryouta to become some sort of legendary hero to rise up to a Demon Lord threatening to destroy the world? Because of his low numbered stats, he is often looked down upon but they’ll regret it since he would soon hand their asses to them never to judge a book by its number. Heh. Thank goodness that didn’t happen. So instead we have this boring flow of Ryouta living out his seemingly happy life in this new world. Happily experimenting and getting new items from his drops, powering him up even more in the process. Sometimes, some sort of crisis like fighting over dungeon territory or that magic storm. However there is nothing that Ryouta cannot overcome since at the end of the day, it will all turn out okay. Nothing that puts us at the edge of our seat. At least for veterans like yours truly. Yawn! I can’t believe I sit through a dozen episodes for all that but what the heck, I’ve done so for the same in many such similar isekai series so I shouldn’t have the right to complain.

Making it even more confusing are the lore and rules of this world. In short, I still don’t really understand how the system works. Especially the dungeons and their drops. I’m sure it was explained somewhere but unfortunately I was so bored that my brain wasn’t on recording mode and as good as I didn’t pay attention. So yeah, my bad. Can somebody once again enlighten me about drops being left outside of dungeons turning into strays? Don’t bother, I won’t listen either. All I know is that those rare drops and whatever convenient successfully results from it, it all serves as some sort of plot convenience for Ryouta to use later and power up more. How convenient. Still don’t understand his special bullets and even mixing them can have different effects. Okay. Whatever. You’re the boss and main character of this series. And to think different dungeons drop different objects based on some theme. From vegetables to meat, I’m waiting for a dungeon that drops sex toys and accessories! Oh yeah! I’ll bet there’ be a long queue of horny adventurers eagerly trying their luck on those drops! On a trivial note, the mid-intermission eye catch must be cringe since it is some short ‘funny’ burst of quip by the characters. It probably flew over my head and that’s why to me it looked a lot more cringe than anything funny. Yeesh.

Speaking of the characters, all pretty boring and generic. Forgettable and cliché too. What else can I say about Ryouta? He already checks all the boxes for the typical ingredients that is needed for a main character in an isekai genre. Such a pitiful character who has been worked to death must be given a chance to shine in his second chance in life and that is why Ryouta is now living happily and freely. Because of his past, he feels sympathy for those he sees who are going through the same thing he was. Yeah, it got personal somehow. Thus an excuse to create his own family (fancy name for his harem) and also to help others in trouble. Because Ryouta doesn’t struggle so much and everything he does seems to be so magically convenient, it makes it hard to root for him and he becomes a really generic and boring character. Hence it doesn’t matter what level he is because just like age, it is only a number. We should all judge a person by his/her character, right? Yup, and so I judged Ryouta to be one helluva plain and boring main character! Yeah, even his surname is freaking bland…

Moving on to his harem, Emily being the first in his family seems to be like waifu material since she is a good cook and all. Pretty boring (equivalent to her commonly boring surname). The only thing that makes her stand out is how she keeps miscalling Ryouta as Yoda! Oh WTF?! His Japanese name is so hard to pronounce, huh?! Sorry, no great Ryouta quotes like “May the drops be with you”, “You will only find what you bring in” or “Do or do not. There is no try”. It would’ve been more amusing had they parodied this but oh well. Then there’s the annoying b*tch bunny girl AKA Eve. She really gets on my nerves because she thinks she is so high and mighty but depends Ryouta solely for her delicious carrots. She acts as though she is the boss and keeps mocking Ryouta as low level. Bite the hand that feeds you, huh? But I’m sure Ryouta isn’t such a bad guy to discard this bunny girl who is always living at her own pace. Yeah, maybe that is why Ryouta is keeping her since she is living freely as she wishes. The annoyance is just a small price to pay. As long as have carrots, everything good. Then there are Celeste and Alice who came in after halfway and I’m not sure what to make of them except to blow up Ryouta’s harem number. What’s this about Celeste being some great intel gatherer? Don’t really see her doing that. So what about Alice being able to have monster sensing abilities? I guess it is to make Ryouta’s hunting easier. Nothing will get in their way now!

Other characters are pretty forgettable too especially all those that make their cameos a short while. Yeah, hard for me to remember their names too but since they’re so minor, I don’t really bother (still remember Eric? What’s her role again?). I thought Neptune would play a bigger role than being someone with a pretty face who is out to court Ryouta to join his team. Understandably, don’t want to take the spotlight away from Ryouta so he is relegated to just helping him whenever the plot calls for it. Better be an ally than an annoying rival, right? Because of that, Neptune just feels boring as a side character. I wonder if Ryouta’s harem has a limit or if he is still open to take more girls in. Well, it’s pretty predetermined which girls will be part of his family based on the opening credits animation so spoilers alert. What I’m trying to say is that Erza seems to be the one who has been showing some keen romantic interest in Ryouta but can’t bring herself to tell him (and also he is dense) so don’t blame anybody but yourself when your invitations or flirting fail.  Isn’t that why she always bugs him to do exclusive business with the guild? It’s just a cover up and an excuse so she can still see him. Maybe if she would be honest and go straight up to him to say she wants to be part of his family, high chance Ryouta won’t turn her down. And looks like now she has been incorporated into his family. Good for her. Now she can fight for her place with the others! Good luck. The other curious one being Margaret. Not sure if it’s her running joke to see her struggling to kill monsters while her subjects support her. But her character feels so out of place and it feels like she only exists to give Ryouta some ideas of his own. So what are the chances for Ryouta to have a princess in his harem? Sorry, not in the opening credits animation so I guess that fate was not meant to be. Keep waiting for that first giveaway…

Sad to say, the action bits are also as boring. We all already know Ryouta is so freaking overpowered and with his guns, he is basically untouchable. No low level monsters can escape from their fate whenever they face Ryouta. And if there is one that needs more than a few shots, time for some teamwork action. Boring! Because all Emily does is just hammer away with her giant hammer and Celeste using her magic. All just feeling very paltry as there are literally no challenges that Ryouta and his girls cannot overcome. Yes, those dungeon monsters are a dime a dozen and they are all mostly so easily taken care off. I think even if you are a beginner with no experience, just have the right minimal equipment or weapon would be sufficient to kill them and get some drops. You could say this world’s dungeons are so mild compared to those we see like in DanMachi as there are no boss level creatures or big events that would even draw a huge group of adventurers to work together to take down the mighty beast. None. Just plain ol’ boring small groups like Ryouta minding their own businesses. Heck, even Ryouta sometimes goes solo by himself. That’s how freaking easy it is and I bet he could’ve done so even without his overpowered abilities.

Moving onto the art and animation, I think disappointing should be the right word. Sure, it might look like today’s conventional Japanese anime but the overall quality feels inferior. At times the animation is stiff and more often I noticed the characters’ features are simplified. Worse of all, I noticed some inconsistencies in the animation. Like as though the animators didn’t like this project and wanted to get it over with and hence a quick job. Maho Film helming this project, I thought they could’ve done better. Especially when they did Kami-tachi Ni Hirowareta Otoko and Uchi No Ko No Tame Naraba Ore Wa Moshikashitara Maou Mo Taoseru Kamo Shirenai. Oh, these animes have cute looking lolis too but I can’t say the same for this one because Emily and Alice sure don’t look as cute as those aforementioned. Before I forget, there is a bit of CGI too but those are relegated to dungeon monsters and they don’t look too out of place. I’m not saying it’s a masterpiece but its minimal and limited use on these is probably what saved the series from being a total visual abomination. Not by a lot, though.

Voice acting didn’t impress me either. Didn’t recognize anyone in particular except for Hiro Shimono as Neptune. Even so he is quite tame. I’ll be damned if he really goes into joker mode like Zenitsu. The rest of the other casts include Kaito Ishikawa as Ryouta (Iida in Boku No Hero Academia), Rin Kusumi as Emily (Hiyori in Slow Loop), Marika Kouno as Eve (Yumina in Isekai Wa Smartphone To Tomo Ni), Saori Oonishi as Celeste (Kaori in Arifureta), Kanon Takao as Alice (Hermit in Edens Zero), Mai Fuchigami as Erza (Nagisa in Ansatsu Kyoushitsu) and Yuuki Kuwahara as Margaret (Yue in Arifureta). The opening theme, Chase Me by Nora from Konya Anomachikara sounds rather okay with some hip hop elements and generic manufactured pop music. The same can be said for the ending theme, Tambourine No Naru Oka by Airi Miyakawa. Personally, I felt the singer’s voice is a bit flat and she’s saying too many words in her lines like as though a full stop doesn’t exist in this song. Then there’s that weird frenzy special effects sound in the beginning and also throughout the song, the electric guitar can’t stop giving those, uhm, electric guitar strumming effects in the background.

Overall, yet another mediocre and disappointing isekai themed anime that should come to me as no surprises at this point. Everything is so boring from the plot to the characters and for the animation quality to be substandard, it just shows you that something is really wrong with this genre. Or rather, what the heck is wrong with me to even go pick and watch this kind of show. Yeah, looks like my drop rates of watching good animes totally suck. My unique skill of watching crappy animes makes me disappointed at all levels! “That is why I fail”! No wonder. Because, “Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny”! I guess it is impossible for me to “Unlearn what I have learnt”. Now I truly know what it is to “Feel the force… Of disappointment”!

Hataraku Maou-sama S2 part 2

17 February, 2024

There was this confusion at first. The finale of Hataraku Maou-sama S2 is this the second part or is this the third season? Well, based on the numbering of the episodes, I guess it is safe to say that it is the former. Makes sense since the whole thing is a continuation from where things have left off at the end of the second season and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for years for the finale to come out, right? Speaking of which, thank goodness this is the final! Now I can get over this series and move on with my life! Yeah. This is the final part, RIGHT???!!!

Episode 13
A quick reminder that the demon realm was a lawless place before Satan came along. And Lailah giving Maou the power to know about the world. Finally, MgRonald is reopened! It’s about time. Maou so excited with its upgraded features. Damn, he feels good to be back! When the girls go to have their girls talk, Maou doesn’t care since he is preoccupied with Alas Ramus. However it is not the case for Ashiya. He is suspicious they are doing something behind their backs. If eavesdropping wasn’t enough, he tailed them but soon lost them. Heck, even calling Rika and giving her false hope! Just asking if Emi has been acting weird lately! How disappointing. So the next time the same thing happens, this time Urushihara helps out by using a modern tracker. This leads them to a bathhouse but the guys can’t enter since it has a protective barrier. No perversions today. It couldn’t be a worse timing as they get a letter from Miki-T. Oh sorry, it’s a CD. But thankfully, it’s just to tell them to weed the backyard and she’ll deduct this much from their rent. This also gives the guys an idea. So after all that hard work, time to go take a bath, right? Not sure why the girls can’t put off whatever their secret meeting but Suzuno claims they can’t hide it forever from them. So in the bath, the guys hear ambiguous stuffs from the girls’ side. What kind of training are they doing? Sorry, I think they’re just trolling us if this is about making their boobs bigger! Soon we see this is all part of the training to help Chiho control her power. Maou is so curious now that he is willing to risk police arrest just to head over to check it out. Luckily that won’t happen as Emi reveals the truth. Even if this is not her concern, she still wants to help. Hence the training to control this power has caused her to tire out each time. On the way back, Chiho reveals to Emi that when she got possessed, she also saw a strange memory that doesn’t belong to her. From the way she describes, it seems it could be Emi’s dad. However he utters a word “aciethalla”. Too bad Emi doesn’t know what it means too.

Episode 14
With MgRonald back in business, Chiho might want to tone down her loud voice in greeting customers. Don’t want to scare them away to their competitor, no? Maou tries to learn from Kisaki on how to make great coffee so she explains her dream to be a barman. She lets him sign up for this course to be a barista. Chiho talks to Suzuno about Emi’s change in behaviour. She explains about the truth she has learnt and is lost since her whole life has been about duty and revenge. This might be good for her as it takes her focus off Maou. As for relying on Sariel, Suzuno doesn’t think it’s a good idea since that guy has shrivelled up to a shadow of his former self after that rejection. One night, Maou and Emi bump into each other and she sounds grumpy and in a bad mood. He is not impressed and further stokes the fire until well, she starts having tears in her eyes. It is then Maou thinks of taking over this world again. Emi is not impressed because what about it after he achieves that? Maybe he’ll plunge the world into despair. This makes her even madder because she thinks he doesn’t actually mean it. If he was really a cruel Demon Lord, she wouldn’t be suffering this much. She accuses him of not really wanting world domination but rather for someone to acknowledge him doing something big. Before Maou can counter that, he is whisked away. Before him is fellow demon Farfarello and a little samurai kid, Erone who is human. Farfarello claims his side has captured Ente Isla’s strongpoint and wants Maou to return. Obviously Maou declines. Suzuno realizes too late there is a barrier and now Chiho is missing. Sariel says this isn’t any barrier but one that distorts space. Chiho is now with Maou as Farfarello thinks Maou has abandoned his kind based on what Chiho says. Maou explains he was wrong about world domination then and only thought of expanding his territory. If he continues that path, the hero will kill him and demons will fall. Farfarello vows they won’t make the same mistake but Maou continues to reject him and orders him to return. Farfarello gives Maou some magic orb that will restore his heart to his former ferocity. Maou will hold onto it for now. Sariel breaks the barrier and when Farfarello learns who Emi is, he tries to run but she catches him and threatens him to go back quietly. Because if he tries anything funny, she’ll kill him now. Erone comes to aid him and it seems he is powerful enough to fend off Suzuno singlehandedly. But when Emi is about to strike him, Alas Ramus stops mom. Don’t hurt him. This allows Farfarello and Erone to escape. Emi thinks Erone is like Yesod. Alas Ramus confirms he is. Yesod is to Alas Ramus as with Geburah is to Erone.

Episode 15
Maou and co discuss about this and defeating Farfarello will not solve anything since doing so will have another person taking his place. The problem now is that because Maou defended Chiho, he might take her as hostage since she can’t fight. Hence Chiho pleads for Sariel to help train her. He sees no benefit in this until she promises to help him get back with Kisaki. Let’s start training now! So as Sariel trains her in using her voice via singing, Maou and the guys talk how they are taking a gamble with this plan to convince Farfarello that Chiho is on their side. On the way back, they bump into Kisaki who starts talking about her dreams. Not sure what it’s supposed to mean but I figure it’s to give them some hope that it is never too late to chase your dream and are reachable from each small step. Kisaki also takes this chance to unban Sariel from MgRonald since it would be unfair to use her feelings to hurt SFC. But she warns him if he pulls off another stunt like that and hurt her crew, she’ll sue his pants off. Sariel is over the moon. Maou and Chiho attend a MgRonald class. During that, Erone shows up to personally talk to Maou about his intentions about studying. I suppose Japan is a great place to study and prepare for conquest! After that, Erone pops up before Chiho and wants her to come with him. She agrees. Maou rendezvous with the rest and they believe Erone is behind this since they cannot detect her missing presence. With Sariel’s help, he pinpoints Erone’s barrier.

Erone has taken Chiho to see Farfarello. He is surprised she agreed to come. Why? He might have hurt her if she resisted. As he turns into his true form, Chiho explains about Maou’s goal to learn something in Japan for his conquest. Because he doesn’t know what to do, that is why he is learning. She is also trying to find out why he wants to invade Ente Isla. However he is curious why a human would want to help demons. She claims this is not about humans vs demons. In fact, she wants to help Maou achieve a different kind of conquest. A world where both Satan and the hero don’t have to kill each other and both humans and demons can live in peace. By this time, Maou has found them and wants an explanation. Farfarello claims he wants to hear his story from a third party. Maou scolds them that they can ask him anything. He won’t run or hide. Showing Farfarello money, he claims this is more powerful than magic. Once he builds its meaning, they can use it for his world conquest and won’t need magic anymore. Then he has Emi and Suzuno transfer some celestial power into him with the help of Chiho’s singing. This turns Maou back to his true form. Although such force would poison a demon’s body, because Maou is in human form, it had an opposite effect. Now that Farfarello is convinced, he is willing to accept any punishment. But Maou won’t do that. He wants him to return and tell Barbariccia about the new 4 generals by his side: Ashiya, Urushihara, Emi, Suzuno and Chiho. Uhm, isn’t that 5 people?! Emi and Suzuno not too happy but Chiho is over the moon with this ‘promotion’. Farfarello will return with this great news to boost the demons’ morale. With Emi still b*tching about it, Maou tells her to continue watching him so she can truly judge if he is her true enemy or not. Thus, follow him and he’ll show her a whole new world. Too bad the way he says it is so ambiguous and misleading, it makes Emi and Chiho mad. Looks like he has another conquest to clear. Personally, this one feels so much harder…

Episode 16
Alas Ramus wants to sleep over at Maou’s place. And so an argument ensues between Maou and Emi. Basically she is against it because Maou’s place doesn’t even have a decent futon. She doesn’t care about the guys but think of their baby if she is going to sleep here! So yeah, futon shopping! As Urushihara checks the places to shop for one, Maou gives Suzuno some crocodile meat as part of the repayment. Look at how her face lights up. They also talk about because Alas Ramus and Emi fused, they can’t be too far away from each other. Hence with Emi staying here, the rest might have to find somewhere else to sleep. Our lovely family take a train ride for the futon shopping. You bet Emi is going to wince each time people think they’re a couple. Oh, is she going to put on that stupid shocked face each time others refer them to a family? Apparently. Didn’t know futon shopping is so expensive. Well, next door has some that is dirt cheap but it is just for day naps. It ends without any futon being bought but the ‘family’ hang out together. Yeah, really start to look like one. Emi noting her dilemma of doing her duty as a hero or mother (why not both?!) because if Maou becomes the father than the Demon Lord, her job would’ve been much easier. Is she trying to say something?! When Ashiya learns Suzuno left her favourite box of udon packs to them, he feels something is wrong. Could she be going on a journey? Well, she’s not in. Only one person to call for advice. Oh my, poor Rika getting another false hope from Ashiya’s call! Emi is so annoyed that on the train back, Maou slept on her shoulder! She’s pissed! Then Chiho spots them. What are you doing? The baby always speaks the truth, right? Papa and mama picnic together. Going to sleep together. Buying futon! Oh dear. There’s only so much a poor girl can take before she dies of a heart attack! It gets worse with Alas Ramus crying, thinking papa and mama are fighting. Such public drama. As they return, Ashiya tells them Suzuno is missing. They knock on her door and no answer. But soon Chiho could hear something from inside and as they open the door, Suzuno is crying in the dark. Apparently she made some udon curry with that crocodile meat. But she tripped and spilled it all over her favourite kimono. In shock, she gave away her udon to stay away from it for a while. She’s been crying alone ever since. Oh well… As Rika is also having uncertain feelings, Emi calls Emeralda since she too is uncertain over her duty to defeat the Demon Lord. Emeralda hints of a change in pace so Emi believes visiting Ente Isla to sort out her feelings might be a good idea.

Episode 17
Emi tells the gang she wants to go home for a while to sort out her feelings. So as the days passed, soon they get worried as Emi hasn’t returned on the day she said she would. Suzuno asking Maou if he has heard anything but nothing. He suggests contacting Emeralda but it seems she too cannot be contacted. Then with the rest suggesting Maou should overload himself with celestial force, he starts thinking they want to go save her. This is when he says he doesn’t care what humans do on Ente Isla. If they kill each other, it is to his advantage. Hence if Emi is in trouble, it is not his problem. Suzuno then asks what if Chiho is the one who is in trouble. He says his conclusion wouldn’t change. Really? Because yeah, Chiho heard all that. She is sad that he is lying and not the kind of person who breaks promises. Especially when he made them part of his generals to show them a new world. She is the one who asked Suzuno to check on him so sorry for tricking him. Ashiya then talks to Maou that nobody would win a fair fight against Emi. This means if they found out she is in Ente Isla, they might play dirty and take somebody hostage. He calls out Maou’s move to name the humans as his generals and send Farfarello home as unwise even if it was to protect Chiho and prevent more demons from showing up in Japan. They think that humans there might get mad thinking Emi and Suzuno betrayed them and that Emi did all this to protect Chiho. If there is someone who wants Emi more than her fighting prowess, it is the angels. As Maou goes to take some driving licence test, he meets a strange father and daughter, Hiroshi and Tsubasa Satou. Tsubasa trying to sniff him?! You bet it freaks him out. Yeah, he smelled familiar. Meanwhile Rika visits Ashiya. No, she’s not desperate for him. Actually, Emi has been away from work for so long and she is worried since she has not contacted her since a week. But that is what shocks the rest. Because Emi has been gone for 3 weeks. Rika shows them an unknown phone call and that voice definitely belonged to Emi. She sounded like she was in a rush. Suddenly a distress call from Chiho. No time to explain. Suzuno and Urushihara start to fly there. Rika can’t believe her eyes in seeing this.

Episode 18
A Malebranche demon is seen wandering about at Chiho’s school. Sorry students, this isn’t cosplay. Chiho tries to contact Maou but it isn’t connecting. Maybe she’ll try Suzuno. What’s worse than Tsubasa trying to smell Maou? Why, trying to lick him! WTF?! She realizes he is the one and takes off her hat. Recognize this hairstyle? Yes, Acieth Alla is Alas Ramus’ big sister. That’s right. The baby is the big sister! So this Hiroshi guy can’t be human too, right? He then converses in Maou in their Ente Isla language. When Maou claims he is looking for Emi, he starts getting frantic as he too is looking for her. As you would have guessed, he is Nord, Emi’s father. Maou is soon contacted by Suzuno who tells him to get his ass right to Chiho’s school as she has sent an SOS. Don’t worry, Acieth can fly them there! Screw the public seeing them! Meanwhile Chiho tries to talk to that demon, Libicocco (better pronounce his name right!). Although he is happy Satan is still alive, he cannot accept his new generals. He is also here to cause havoc as told. Yeah, he is burning down a few houses! Just in time for Suzuno and Urushihara to drop in. Elsewhere, Ashiya is having it hard to explain to Rika about all this. I don’t think she’ll buy that energy drink testing crap! Maou then returns so as to put Nord here before flying off with Acieth. Ashiya and Nord converse in their own language. Nord explains he would’ve remained a farmer till he assumed responsibility to deliver Acieth to the chosen one his wife told him. That chosen one could be Maou. Putting the pieces together, Ashiya knows he is Emi’s father. Rika can’t stand being left out and demands an explanation. Ashiya starts off revealing Emi’s real name and isn’t from Japan. Heck, she is not from this world. If she can’t believe all that, then it will be hard to proceed further. But they soon realize the place is surrounded by some army. Ashiya recognizes them as Efzahan’s second highest knight squad. Nord believes they couldn’t be after him seeing he won’t be here if he had not met Maou. So Ashiya? Maybe. Because he thinks the attack on Chiho’s school is a diversion and that the enemy was targeting all along. Meanwhile we see Amane returning to the city.

Episode 19
Urushihara watches Suzuno fight Libicocco. He finds something off. The way he fights, he will eventually lose. Like as though this is a distraction for something. Eventually he loses but Suzuno will not kill him since she has changed. Suddenly fireballs rain down from the sky. Urushihara protects them but takes damage. The girls are surrounded by angel knights. Gabriel’s? No, archangel Chamuel. Meanwhile Gabriel’s side has disabled Ashiya and Nord. He tries to take them back but Rika is trying to stop them. So she’s not afraid of angels? I guess she’s not Christian… Anyway, not sure why an angel disobeys Gabriel’s orders not to kill her but luckily Amane returns in time. She claims she owns this place and has the right to do something if outsiders cause trouble. Gabriel agrees to leave as long as he can take Ashiya and Nord. Kidnapping them? Well, returning them to where they belong. As a huge wind barrier is protecting Chiho’s school, the only way for Maou to get inside is to kiss Acieth? Just trolled us. Just linking their foreheads together. It is then she realizes he is Satan. Libicocco wants Chiho to hand over her shard if she knows what is good for her. Suzuno reminds Chiho never to do that and fights everybody with deadweight Chiho on her back. Eventually she gets wounded as Libicocco seizes Chiho. Before Suzuno gets killed, the return of Maou to save them. He even pulls out a sacred sword to kick those angels’ ass. Chamuel then becomes a rabid mad dog trying to kill Maou but fails. Gabriel is here to pick up Chamuel and as apology, fixes all the damages and rewrites the memories of all those unrelated. That easy. Maou has to restrain Acieth since she too is on the verge of becoming rabid to kick Gabriel’s ass. As the angels leave, Gabriel admits Emi is in their custody. Maou and his injured comrades return home and learn from Amane what happened. Amane tells him Ashiya left him a message. Something about the gates of hell at some art museum. Maou then realizes something. Ashiya has been doing some research on it and it looks possible they can open that gate with an amplifier. Everybody is willing to go on this big rescue mission but what is bothering Maou? He needs to find someone to cover his shift! Oh my, that’s the least of his problems now! We see Emi and Alas Ramus fine in some room in heaven. Orba is also here and tells her that her dad has arrived. As the stage has been set, as long as Emi does as she is told, he will do no harm.

Episode 20
When Emi arrived at Ente Isla with Emeralda, the latter parted ways seeing she is going to look more into Orba as he is viewed as a hero here. They will only meet up a few days later. So welcome back to Ente Isla where everything is so backwards and it makes you appreciate the good life and advancement in Japan! I can understand why Alas Ramus is throwing up a fuss. Yucky food! Emi sees her father’s cornfield and is filled with hope that she can find him. One day, Alas Ramus runs through an invisible barrier and ends up at some house. It seems this house has the same scent as Emi. Emi then asks who her mom is. Lailah. Oh. You mean that question never crossed her mind before?! This agonizes Emi as she wonders why mom saved Maou and then scattered the shards. Trying to put them back together now? Alas Ramus thought she sensed Acieth but starts crying when upon realizing she is gone. This causes the barrier to break and Orba and Raguel to find them. Learning that her father is in their custody, Emi has no choice but to go with them. Suzuno returns with a couple of scooters! Oh, so they’re going to ride this around in Ente Isla?! So does it have gas there?! I guess better than flying around and gain unwanted attention. Because opening the gate requires a lot of power, only Suzuno and Maou will head there. After all, Urushihara has confirmed with Gabriel that Emi, Alas Ramus and Nord are all there at Efzahan. At MgRonald, when Sariel steps in, Acieth suddenly tries to attack him but Maou recalls her. Then they talk to him as Sariel notes Gabriel tried to bring him back but he refused. Then he goes on to say how he doesn’t care for anything else except for Kisaki and lives his life just for her. Creepy. Though, he admits despite he has done nothing to the Tree of Life directly, he reveals heaven’s true goal in messing with it: To prevent a true God from being born on Ente Isla. Maou and Suzuno get ready as they ride their scooter into the gate. Is it me or does it look funny?!

Episode 21
Emi’s strange dream of trying to find everybody missing and when she finally found Maou, he kills her! Is this a premonition? Orba has Emi don her armour and be the commander of the army who will go slay the demons and retake their city. Hear all the cries of hope? Yes, people are putting all their faith in her. Maou and Suzuno ride their scooter and camp out during their journey. She asks of his intentions to invade Ente Isla. He explains about the demon realm being sh*tty and all. When he managed to reunite it, he realized his miscalculation. You see, demons rely on magic to live and bringing peace while doing away with all the chaos also did away the magic. Knowing the realm would starve if he did nothing, that is why he invaded Ente Isla to restore their depleted resources rather than destroying it. After the invasion, he did his research on humans but just couldn’t get it. Until he stepped into Japan. He only realized humans need food to survive and not magic. So that became the basis for society structure for humans. He felt his sins were betraying the trust of his subjects and drove them to their deaths. His atonement is to be their king until he dies. Suzuno becomes God to absolve him of his sins? Or his guilt? As the campaign against demons rages on, Emi is prevented from taking part. Then she suggests to have the demons surrender but Orba disagrees since it is like allowing demons to live. But looks like without her help, the demons are routed.

Meanwhile Gabriel talks to Ashiya who knows about his plan to have him fight the humans. Gabriel only needs him to keep fighting Emi as long as he can. Ashiya then talks to Farfarello and Barbariccia and chastises them for being duped by heaven into this. They should’ve listened to Maou’s orders and returned to the demon realm instead of wasting lives of their brethren. Barbariccia then points out it seems the shard’s power also works on demons. Realizing that Nord doesn’t have his holy sword, Ashiya can see what Gabriel is planning too. That’s right, Gabriel has waited 2000 for this chance of a new Demon Lord to be born. Albert stumbles into Maou and Suzuno after hearing rumours of weirdoes riding scooters. He tells them of Emeralda’s fate. The day she was supposed to meet up with Emi, she got hauled up by the church. They branded her an apostate and all this was to cover up Orba’s wrongdoing. But it is her position that guaranteed Emi and Albert’s safety. He tried to see Emeralda after that but was prevented any form of contact. Maou suggests they join forces. He tries to demonstrate Acieth by turning her into a sword but it seems she is only able to transform into a small one. She claims Maou is preventing her. Is he? He then starts to vomit and feel sickly. Only then Suzuno realizes something strange. Maou has returned to Ente Isla but why is he not in his original form?

Episode 22
Chiho talks to Amane and wants to know if she is related to the Tree of Life. She claims she is half. Her dad is a sephirah but her mom is human. But Miki T is a child of sephirah just like her dad. Speaking of which, she returns and warns Chiho learning the truth won’t change anything. Even so, she doesn’t want to regret not knowing anything if she keeps running away. Emi’s side easily defeats Malebranche’s leader as Ashiya and his demons have a war strategy meeting. Maou is throwing a tantrum since he won’t be doing anything? Damn, he is even willing to beat up Acieth who is sleep talking about food?! Maou wonders why the heroes let him live peacefully in Japan. They did consider attacking him but Albert felt it was to respect Emeralda and Emi’s wish. Albert is also somewhat grateful to Adramelech. In a battle, he was prepared to die but Adramelech said he will not commit mindless massacres nor killed civilians for fun. Even when Albert requested a one on one fight with him, Adramelech refused such cheap warrior pride. It made Albert think that these demons were more humans than them. Suzuno and Albert’s mission now is to save Emi and the emperor. She believes she understands both sides enough to pull this off. Maou talks to Acieth about stuffs. But WTF she ate too much and vomits, and that vomit propelled them into the sky and then into the forest lake?! Is this supposed to be a joke?! Emi is shocked to learn that Ashiya is leading the demons. She realizes this is all part of Orba’s plan seeing Ashiya is the only demon general whom the heroes never defeated. Doing so will save Nord. But too bad, Maou isn’t here. So why is Emi looking so sad? Because yeah, she has an emotional breakdown since she is conflicted and hates doing all this. She is so lost and doesn’t know what to do anymore. It’s bad when Alas Ramus has to tell her papa will come and Emi even pining her hopes for Maou to come and save her! But soon Emi is called because Ashiya has sent a letter. Well, the rest can’t read this ‘cryptic’ message in Japanese. At first it doesn’t make sense to Emi. A vow to payback for some tofu. Then she realizes the meaning of this code. It means Maou will come and a warning to withdraw if they want to survive. She wants to head into battle immediately and oh boy, she is so relieved to know Maou is coming for her.

Episode 23
Suzuno and Albert take a secret passage underneath the palace and come out inside the royal toilet. As they go into the bed chamber of the emperor to seek an audience, they find it strange as he is not responding. Unfortunately, Gabriel won’t let them interfere in their plans and teleports them far away to the distant western continent. As ‘reward’, he tells them the emperor is not sleeping here but somewhere else. This is just Nord. Emi begins her fight with Ashiya. Orba tries to stop her since Ashiya is provoking her but Farfarello and Barbariccia stop the old fart from interfering. Emi apologizes for the many demons she has killed but Ashiya notes they are powerless to stop things. As Acieth is feeling better, the crest on her forehead starts glowing, an indication Alas Ramus is fighting. Maou is surprised to learn that she could fuse with anyone because she notes there were a lot of bad side effects fusing with Maou like the loss of his power. It means they were a bad match and she would’ve been more suited to Chiho or Urushihara. This means that it isn’t the sephiroth aren’t the mistletoe but everyone else with knowledge. It’s time to make their move so, uhm, ride scooters? At this point they’re worried about being discovered? As the angels watch Emi’s fight, Chamuel is agitated that Emi hasn’t used to full power of the sephiroth since doing so, Ashiya will not stand a chance. In the case she becomes exhausted, the angels will butt in. Yeah well, it’s been 7 hours of Emi vs Ashiya! Maou and Acieth ride through the guards. You better get out of the way since insurance doesn’t cover you blokes on Ente Isla! Even throwing firecrackers at those chasing them. They’re this close and still riding their scooter? Why not ditch it and fly?! Oh right. Don’t want to wreck it. But it seems the scooters are sturdier than the palace doors! Ram right through it! Maou finally meets Emi and Ashiya. Emi acting weird and apologizing for all the trouble. Awkward. She gets emotional as Acieth brings Nord to her. Finally reunited with her father. Alas Ramus is also happily reunited with hers and also Acieth. Sorry to interrupt this touching reunion but looks like they have to deal with the angels now.

Episode 24
With Emi deciding to side with Maou, Maou insults the angels especially Raguel and considers him lower than Sariel because at least that fallen angel is doing things via his own merits. Meanwhile, what a convenience that Suzuno and Albert stumble into the fake inquisition of Emeralda and put a stop to it to save her. As Maou and Ashiya fight the angels, Acieth notices the shard in Emi is no good. But then she notices it starts to resonate with Ashiya’s. Not sure about the logic of exposing it to magic rather than celestial force, Emi steals it from him to give it to Acieth. Because of that, she now gets to power up Maou and she becomes his holy sword. So apparently there’s some explanation about the sephiroth and that such sacred stuffs are not only limited to heroes and angels and that’s why everybody has got a misunderstanding over it. Not that I understand it either. Suzuno uses her authority to apprehend Orba as she reveals the revelation that there are no real angels and those so called angels are actually humans. You can buy some wings at the mart and call yourself one! Really? She also adds the angels are the one who brought terror to the land and not the demons. If they don’t believe, the emperor is here to vouch for her. Maou defeats the angels and he won’t kill Gabriel just yet. Not until he brings him back to Japan to spill the beans. With everything over, Emi tries to apologize to Maou but he claims it is not her fault to begin with. She only did it because she is the hero and he the devil. After all, there are other people whom she owes an apology for like Chiho and Rika. When they’re back in Japan, Chiho can’t contain her happiness to go see them. Gabriel is handed over to Miki-T and Amane. Rika sees Emi to tell her the bad news that she has been fired. On the bright side, Rika still remains her friend. More good news as Nord finally wakes up. Not a dream. Father and daughter finally reunite. Then everyone has a good meal together.

Devil In Her(o) Heart: Every Hero Has Demons
Uhm… Is that it? Is that really how it all ends? Why does it all feel so flimsy and unsatisfying in the sense that they just ended it for the sake of ending it. I mean, so many stuffs were left unexplained and it was all so rushed. A quick check over the internet as I discovered it seems there is some epilogue and whatever answers to unanswered questions because it ends with Maou ending up with somebody (I shall not spoil it here!). So oh my, are we going to have another season or not?! Perhaps it is not likely and maybe they might just do a few OVAs to cover that. But whatever. I’m so confused and bored that I’m just glad I’m done with this series. Assuming this anime’s season is the last one!

Honestly, I don’t understand what’s going on this season. Actually, I don’t see where the heck it is all going. Rather, I was so bored that perhaps I wasn’t paying actual attention so it could be my bad that my mind was shut off halfway and didn’t understand what’s going on. So yeah, this is supposed to be the final stretch but it felt like one long draggy affair to that finale. In fact, I believe there were a lot of questions that were not answered like Lailah’s goal and the likes. Again, I only have myself to blame since I wasn’t paying full attention. Hence this final stretch feels a bit odd because Emi has been separated from the family-cum-gang about halfway. Then it becomes another draggy affair to go and rescue her. Not even sure why Orba is doing this (don’t really remember, though) and the curious circumstances surrounding angels and humans were possibly from the same race and demons could be too, eluded me like a slippery eel. Whatever it is, I’m glad it is all over!

When you think about angels not really being angels and are just human beings (what a convenient and boring revelation), you have to wonder what are the demons then. Are they humans too? If they’re just some other races, I sure don’t see elves and dwarves around! And where’s even Lailah?! I thought she would show up for some major plot twist but she’s nowhere to be seen. I wonder if the producers forgot about her. And this sephiroth and shards thingy not really fully explained either and why does Efzahan looks so much like ancient China! At least the Chinese influence is so strong and it makes you wonder if there were refugees in the past that ran over to Earth and started a new China. Sorry, went off tangent there but those are some of the more pressing questions bugging me. Anyway, I don’t care anymore. I’m glad it is all over!

So I guess reading comments of this season from the internet, I could say that the fans and viewers are really split on this. Some say it is good and way better than the first season (I bet these people are just simps of Chiho) and the other team is saying everything went downhill and is all just sh*t. Yup, make a guess which faction I belong to. I have not read the light novel source (that ended back in 2020) but those who read it said the ending was sh*t. Yup, just like the one we got here in this adaptation. So it begs the question should it have gone for an original anime ending? I don’t know, either way the series is already like sh*t to me so it doesn’t make a difference. Whether our gang is going to happily continue play this pretend family thingy or Maou goes berserk and destroys the world and everybody else. Yeah. That. For better or worse, I’m glad it is all over. Now, I hope they don’t f*cking animate the other spinoffs of this series! WTF they have a high school spinoff and, uhm, a cooking version?! Please, NOOOO!!!!

I don’t know what to say any more about the characters but I guess I’ll try for closing purposes and keep it simple. Basically Maou trying to redeem himself for the mistakes he did when he tried to unify his people. And yeah, I find it really strange that it is Japan that thought him about all the societal stuffs. Hey, at least this proves that humans have some sort of worth then generally being selfish scumbags. So how is he doing? He is hanging on there and at this rate he might climb the corporate ladder or something. I don’t know, why not try to impose this on his fellow demons? Imagine demons working in an office job or serve food… Yikes. Casting away magic and conquest all for scraps of paper? It’s all about the money. YIKES! As for Emi, looks like she isn’t as irritating as in previous season since she is away. But in some ways she is a bit pitiful because of her conflict to get revenge on Satan for killing her father. And now the fact it isn’t so and her father is still breathing, you could see where the dilemma stems from. Like as though she isn’t sure of her purpose in life anymore. Well, good thing it all turns out well in the end. So is she ready to continue to play the role of mama? Wedding bells with Maou when? This should happen if they’re going to prove coexistence between races is possible! Or would you rather be a racist!

I thought Chiho would play some prominent role here. Because I’ve forgotten already whatever power she has and even so, it felt wasted because she was left out from the final stretch. So I really don’t know, did they forget her or it is all just some red herring. Alas Ramus not as annoying as last season since she makes less appearance but still annoying, though. Acieth also equally feels the same but to a lesser degree. Don’t know why I find her my pace attitude to be amusing but still better than Alas Ramus. Yeah, the other shards of sephiroth feel wasted because like Erone, where the heck was he? And what’s this about Miki-T and Amane being related to that? Oh yeah. Great plot twist. I knew they were strange people but somehow for them to be related to this isn’t surprising and somehow it took all my little zest out of them. Will Rika and Ashiya end up together? Still more probable than Sariel and Kisaki!

For the demons, Ashiya being given more screen time towards the end so that we don’t pigeonhole him as someone who freaks out whenever Maou goes over the budget or buys unnecessary stuffs. Like how we did for Urushihara as a hikikomori NEET who loves shopping online. Sure, he has some uses as a fallen angel but he is mostly the former. Remember Camio? No? Yup, me too. I suppose this is just to assure us that somebody is keeping the order in the demon realm during Satan’s absence. Why do they even need to introduce Farfarello and Libicocco is beyond my understanding but I guess it is to show that the Maou has some more allies considering the humans and angels have theirs. Sorry, still need to do double takes in spelling and pronouncing their names! For the angels, can I say better to know the devil than the angels? They could be the devil in disguise and for Gabriel, what is this about his goal to create a new Demon Lord? Does God exist or not? Who the f*ck this Chamuel? Why he so angry at Maou? Did Satan kill his sister or family or something? Raguel still there. With his afro and shades. Doing nothing. F*ck yeah, there are many other more characters that I am close to forgetting but I’m not just going to bother with it anymore. And they all just lost to Maou like that. Oh right. They’re just humans with wings.

Until today, I still cannot get over the downgrade of the visuals of this series, which is also the biggest issue that many of those who saw the first season umpteen years ago have. Yes, the visual quality for this part still sucks ass sh*t hard! I know we all love consistency but please not that only applies to good quality. It is one of the biggest put offs I had while I was watching this season and the last. The biggest demotivation factor that contributed to why I was just freaking bored in watching the whole thing. Story didn’t appeal to me so I wasn’t listening. Now the visuals look like sh*t too and I can’t spend 100% of my eyes watching this garbage, CAN I?! So yeah, sometimes I have to roll my eyes away in fear in staring too long at this crappy garbage animation will cause them to melt and fall off! But seriously, how can they still make such horrendous animation quality today?! Look at how freaking ugly and simple Chiho is! Don’t know about you Chiho simps but she’s a turn off. Good riddance this is all over.

Well, having Tomokazu Sugita voicing as Farfarello sure didn’t help much. I thought Eri Kitahara was back as Acieth something sounded a bit off about her voice. Too bad it’s not her but Madoka Asahina (Kominami in Bokutachi Wa Benkyou Ga Dekinai). The other new casts joining in include Atsushi Ono as Nord (Orochi in One Punch Man), Chikahiro Kobayashi as Chamuel (Sugimoto in Golden Kamuy), Megumi Han as Erone (Sumire in Chihayafuru) and Kenji Nomura as Libicocco (Reystov in Saihate No Paladin). Well, it’s good to know that after all these years, Nano Ripe still sounds the same as always. Yeah. Not good at least in my books. Here she sings the generic anime rock opening theme, Hikari No Nai Machi. And when the opening animation credits starts off with a distraught Emi in tears and emotionally crying, that isn’t a good sign and doesn’t bode well with me. As for the ending theme, Bloomin by Liyuu sounds more like an idol pop because if you don’t know, Liyuu is that Keke girl from Love Live! Superstar series.

Overall, this season has been really disappointing, even more so everything that led up to that bland and strange ending. The whole point is to get everyone together again as a family. Term used in the loosest sense. I’m only glad that this is all over and I can finally take heart that I can put away this anime in one of those boxes that I will never open again until many years into the future for posterity purposes! Heh. So can we say that this series is done for good? Unless… They decided to do a remake to fix that sh*t quality visuals! OMFG!!! PLEASE, NO!!! I want to resign from this series forever! Can it stay that way! When you have a great Satan renouncing his Demon Lord title to work part time at a fast food joint or a great hero taking on a normal office job, and then they both ‘marry’ each other and play family, come to think of it, these characters have a better life than mine! GRRR!!! But I won’t give up my full time otaku hobby for all that!

As we all already know long before, a certain popular slime series is going to have a third season. So what better way than to remind us all of that with a side story to binge on since all episodes were release at once: Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken: Coleus No Yume. Taking place between the first and second season, our slime main character gets embroiled in a distant kingdom’s conspiracy plot. Well, I guess this is better than a recap episode!

Episode 1
A few days left before Rimuru’s term in Freedom Academy is over, he is summoned by Yuuki. As usual, this guy wants Rimuru to do him a job that involves the Kingdom of Coleus. That nation is now embroiled in a battle for succession between the older brother, Souther who is the crown prince as well as Aslan who is the son of a concubine. The thing is, Aslan is a great adventurer and has convinced the local guild to rebel and now they have declared independence. As Coleus is part of a group of nation’s council, it seems they are not keen on diplomacy or interference from the rest so they have to respect that. Hence Rimuru’s job is to go investigate and see what the deal is on both sides. Of course he won’t do it alone and Yuuki will send another adventurer to help him, Paulo. Based on the info they get, Yuuki and the guild will see whose side they want to support. Before Rimuru departs, it seems Jeff knows he is heading there and is even willing to write a letter of recommendation. Jeff also knows about Rimuru doing and undercover investigation and suggests using an alias in which Rimuru uses Satoru (his original name). Jeff hints that the letter is to introduce Rimuru but whatever he does as Satoru is none of his business. After that, Yuuki brings Rimuru to meet Paolo. Quite a loud guy. You could say he is more brawn than brains and he is also broke! Yeah, looks like Rimuru has got to take care of him too other than being the team leader! And so the duo travel to the desert kingdom as Rimuru imparts some of his knowledge to Paolo, wowing him. Upon arrival, they meet Chiffon who turns out to be Jeff’s sister and is married to Marquis Barak Jahil. Rimuru now sees the connection why Jeff wants him to come here. Of course it is not to take Chiffon back but to discuss guild matters. Rimuru tells what is needed about his mission and thus he can’t make the decisions. Barak will not interfere but is willing to help. Chiffon then wants Rimuru to visit Princess Zenobia who is currently bed ridden with some illness. Perhaps he could help find a cure. Next day as she brings him there, they come across Gustav who is the court’s physician. It seems Gustav and Chiffon don’t like each other and the former thinks she brought a scammer (Rimuru) here and will report to the king. Suit yourself. As Rimuru sees Zenobia, he realizes she is blind. After analysing her condition and shockingly it is just mainly malnutrition, he lets her drink some honey. And just like that after a sip, she can now see!!! OMFG!!!

Episode 2
Souei reports his findings to Rimuru especially about Aslan’s great fighting abilities and Paolo has been slacking and drinking at the bar. Because Paolo has also been badmouthing Rimuru while drunk, at least the suspicions on him are off. Rimuru has dinner with Barak and Chiffon when Aslan decides to pay a visit. He has heard news of Zenobia being cured and is here to give his thanks to Rimuru. He mentions he intended to support Souther when he becomes king but he has changed especially when Zenobia fell ill 3 years ago. They got desperate enough to hire Gustav but even he said there was no hope. Strangely, the king their father also fell ill but none are allowed to see him. Aslan theorizes that many including Souther is under Gustav’s mind control. More coincidence because 3 years ago, Souther too was sickly when suddenly he became strong. Hence Gustav might be a vampire and this whole thing isn’t just about a kingdom’s succession struggle but a plot by Valentine to sabotage humanity’s defence zone (something about Souther being given Zeinblood that turns one into a vampire too). Barak uses some art of his to break free of the unsuspecting charm around him and his wife. At least Zenobia didn’t turn into a vampire and thanks to Rimuru’s medicine, it helped stemmed that process. Their priority now is to take out Gustav the traitor.

As Rimuru also hides in Zenobia’s room, he sees Souther visiting her and he is very worried about all the troubles that had befallen on her. Rimuru finds it strange since this is not how he was painted. As Souther leaves, Rimuru could sense a great aura that Souther has been hiding. He further eavesdrop that Souther is going all out to wipe out Aslan’s faction. Rimuru is then caught by Zenobia. She knows who he is but little slime guy pretends to be Satoru. She tells him that her brothers are like little boys crying out for help. The real problem is Gustav because she sensed something about him. Worse, her father has not visited her since she fell ill and guess what? Gustav is his trusted friend. Rimuru hides as Gustav is seen coming in. It seems he puts Zenobia to sleep in hopes of further refining her soul as well as making Rimuru as a living sacrifice. Although Zenobia is asleep, she can telepathically communicate with Rimuru and he hopes he can save her brothers seeing their powers have been given to this evil man. Rimuru later discusses his next actions with Benimaru and Souei. As predicted, Gustav is going to pin Zenobia’s poor health on Rimuru. This will cause the brothers to fight each other and they have to stop that. Rimuru will have his men stop Aslan’ side from meeting up. Soon, Rimuru is arrested but that is of course his body double. He then transforms into a handsome rebel known as Satoru as he takes Zenobia away. Obviously he gives himself away to spread some fake info. Benimaru and Souei confront Aslan and his men who are prepared to head out for battle. Both keep Aslan and Barak at bay until Rimuru arrives.

Episode 3
Rimuru heals Zenobia before the brothers. As shocked as they are, they learn both have been duped by Gustav and even more so, been fed false info by their good friend, Carl. Speaking of him, here he is laughing that he almost witnessed the brothers kill each other. He calls Gustav to take their next action. Gustav takes Souther’s vitality, making the traitors even more powerful as Archdemons. Gustav then takes Zenobia hostage while he lets Carl kill the rest. Aslan protects his brother from Carl’s fatal blow. But no brotherly tears or dastardly evil laughter. Because Rimuru shocks everyone by healing Aslan and then has Souei and Benimaru join in to fight him. Paolo realizes he has been useless and needs to act now. Gustav panics upon seeing Carl losing. Needing to protect Zenobia as his vessel, he steals all of Carl’s essence. As he powers up, Paolo kidnaps Zenobia. Gustav chases him but is stopped by Luminous. He doesn’t think much of her and fights her. Realizing she is much more powerful than him, he doesn’t want to die before achieving his goals. So he uses up all his power to summon his master, Ultima who possesses Zenobia’s body. It seems Luminous and Ultima know each other. The feeling is not mutual. Both have an epic magic fight but since it gets nowhere, Gustav thinks he has achieved something by summoning her. However Ultima scoffs off he did nothing since all this was done using her own power. Since he is a disappointment, she will not leave traces of evidence behind and finishes him off. Ultima will settle this next time and disappears.

Luminous then tells Paolo to take the credit for defeating Gustav. The rest realize Carl has reverted back into a frail human. They see Zenobia fine but find it hard to believe Paolo defeated Gustav. But whatever. Threat is over. Rimuru then quickly leaves to return to his clone sitting in prison. When the brothers go release him and ask him for the honey, they realize he and Satoru are the same person. So the gig is up as everyone talks to Rimuru and knows the great nation he is ruling now. They let him know that when they went to apprehend the king, it seems he has already died. Evidence left behind showed he did summon those Archdemons. This is to make the sons fight each other so that he could possess the body of the winner to extend his own life. Well, he got what’s coming as flashback shows Luminous killed him for this foolish act. In the aftermath, Souther ascends the throne with Aslan appointed as his minister for military affairs. Zenobia is totally cured while Paolo decides to stay back since he has been scouted to be the captain of the knights. Rimuru returns to report to Yuuki. All is well. But Yuuki has a new mission for him… NOT HEARING ANY OF THIS CRAP!!! Now, Rimuru has turned into a Demon Lord, Coleus wants to secure diplomatic relations with him.

Slime Of The Desert
I have a feeling that this whole spinoff was just to introduce the rest of the Primordial Demons (which Guy and Diablo are) even if it was just their short cameo at the end of the series and they might make proper appearances come the next season. So either they become part of Rimuru’s minister or cabinet, or they become the greatest foes that he will have to face. Either way, we all know how it will turn out seeing Rimuru is so overpowered and there is nothing that he cannot do. So yeah, let’s expend his Tempest nation and add more characters to his expanding family! And to think the promotional poster fooled us into thinking that Luminous and Ultima will be the main stars when they only made super short cameos at the end of the final episode. Were we duped or just over hoping for something?

Well, 3 episodes aren’t anything much to tell but it’s the same ol’ formula of Rimuru getting involved with something big and then in a way has a hand in solving it with his miracles or overpowered abilities. However this time I feel that Rimuru doesn’t play much of a prominent role. Sure, healing Zenobia’s blindness is one thing (and a reminder that Rimuru is God!), but for the rest of the typical conspiracy plot of outsider Archdemons making brothers of the throne fight each other for an ulterior agenda, it is basically Souther and Aslan who eventually rise up to the occasion to do what is necessary to thwart the tragedy. Rimuru and his merry men just did the minimal and played the supportive role. Oh heck, even that idiotic Paolo claimed a bigger credit even though he didn’t do no jack sh*t! And what’s this he borrowed money from Rimuru and didn’t pay back? Oh my, how’s that conscious coming along for you? For better or worse, I guess it is a good thing that Rimuru stays out of the limelight because who knows what troublesome sh*t mess he’ll get into if he becomes the hero. Nothing like his overpowered couldn’t fix but that isn’t the point.

I don’t have anything else much to say about this short one but I suppose it’s all just pretty average to me. It’s just pretty okay in my honest opinion seeing that I’m not really a fan of the series despite being awed in the first season. But I noticed all that enthusiasm has started to wane seeing how the cliché of overpowered isekai main characters tropes have permeated the industry throughout the years and seasons. My simple dream is that the next season won’t suck as bad. Just enough to keep me entertained. I’m sure that is the most simplest of task that a simple slime like the great Rimuru could easily accomplish, right? Otherwise, I’ll call it the OMG Disaster. Heh. Sorry. Bad pun.

You have loved something with all your heart, passion and soul for a very long time. However the return on investment isn’t paying off so you decides to call it quits. Cut your losses. But now that ‘investment’ seems to be doing better now after you have left. What now? That’s what I thought of for Yumemiru Danshi Wa Genjitsushugisha. In this case, boy likes girl for a very long time and is very open about it. Not so for the girl. Realizing this is going nowhere, he stopped the ‘harassing’ and with the newfound ‘freedom’, finds the company of other girls. Stop being a dreamer and become a realist. And now that girl seems to be giving confusing hints that she might want him after all. Should he go back? Should he not? Love is sure one heck of a confusing dream and reality!

Episode 1
Wataru Sajou is very much in love with fellow classmate, Aika Natsukawa. This is not even a secret and the whole school notices it. However the feeling isn’t mutual. Every day he keeps being persistent to ask her to a point she tells him off to stop being her stalker. Then suddenly he changes. It’s like he no longer has that bugging enthusiasm and this makes all his friends worry. Did all the rejection cause him to act like that? Soon, Rena Aizawa goes to chat with him for a while. He didn’t think much about it but soon there are rumours swirling that he has switched girls and is now targeting Rena. Not that Rena is saying anything to refute that either. Kei Ashida (Aika’s best friend) talks to Sajou about Rena. Her network tells her that Rena already has a boyfriend and they were both in love with each other until they recently broke up. Later when Rena comes to talk to Sajou, Kei starts to talk about the reasons she broke up. But Rena tells her off not to badmouth her ex and storms off. Sajou catches up to her to talk things over. He thinks it is time to move on as Rena also explains about why she broke with her ex because of some words he implied about her that she didn’t like. Sajou then talks about there was a girl he liked before he fell for Aika. That girl mocked him and brought her boyfriend to beat him up. Sajou was sent flying and his face rammed into Aika’s boobs. So that’s how he fell for her? She straightened things out and it was also her kindness that made him love her. And although such feelings aren’t there anymore, he still wants to support her as her fan. With that, Rena believes he knew she had an ulterior motive for this but she promises to end it and won’t do any more strange things. Rena soon gets back with her ex. Aika makes a surprise visit to Sajou’s home. So she finds it weird that he is not being weird?! Is there a problem that he is no longer chasing her and become too reasonable?! Well, even if he asks her to go out with him, would she? Thought so. He promises not to harass her anymore and they can restart again by being normal classmates. He asks if there are any friends of hers who would be interested in him. She is not impressed with that and runs off! With the change in seating arrangements, Sajou and Aika are no longer together and separated. A good start to move on and not bother her. But Kei notes he needs to take responsibility as Aika has no girl friends since Sajou was creepily attached to her. This means he needs to help make her some friends.

Episode 2
Sajou is soon met with Rin Shinomiya of the morals committee. It seems her junior, Yuyu Inatomi was spooked by him when he tried to help her. Yeah, she ran away like she saw a ghost! Anyway, from what I understand about Rin’s talk with Sajou is that she fears Yuyu is getting to be more pessimistic. Rin tried to help her but she failed because like many others who would think the same way, Rin only does it because Rin is Rin. Sajou gives some advice to keep her team’s morale going. But next day, it seems Rin and Yuyu are waiting in his class. Everyone is afraid to enter! Until Rin comes out to talk to Sajou himself. It seems Sajou used his friend’s name, Takurou Yamazaki to impersonate himself. So uhm, this is to help Yamazaki because he likes Rin? So in their room as they clear the air about this prank, the topic soon shifts about meek Yuyu worried and troubled about rejection his help to other day. She feels sorry about it and hopes to fix her insecurities on men. I guess it’s no big deal for Sajou so good luck and ganbare. When he returns, he sees Aika now having a group of friends of her own. Guess he wasn’t even needed in the first place. Now Sajou is called by his sister, Kaede who is in the student council vice president. She makes him help out since her department is busy. To motivate him, she’ll buy him a porn mag?! Is that a joke?! Aika’s friends plan to visit her home. Sajou doesn’t plan on coming. She seems disappointed. She tries asking again but Rin interjects so as to thank him for the advice because it was of great help and now she is able to support Yuyu. But now a new problem crops up. Yuyu is depressed that she isn’t able to get him to show that he understood. What she wants to know is his real opinion on this. He admits he was disappointed at Yuyu’s inconsistent resolve and apologized not because for his sake but rather she got fed up with herself by all her sense of insecurities to a point she would reject a person’s kindness. In order for her to get over that insecurity, she used that incident on him as a stepping stone. If it was a bad thing, she wouldn’t have brought Rin along but it gave her the encouragement. Rin praises him for being good at reading people and he credits it for just looking at 1 person until he stopped doing that.

Episode 3
Seeing Sajou is all by himself, Yamazaki forcefully invites him to mingle in his group. So as they talk like normal, suddenly Aika comes up to them and is not impressed. Especially with Sajou. She forcefully takes him away to a room alone. Oh dear. She looks mad. Sajou is thinking back of anything he did to offend her. Too many?! It seems she is hinting that she doesn’t like him talking to the other girls in Yamazaki’s group. Before he can answer, she tells him off not to take this the wrong way and runs away. Yeah, can’t blame him if he gets confused by the whole thing. Soon, Sajou is called by the student council president, Renji Hanawa. He has Sajou describe himself (he thinks he is just a normal guy) before asking the reason why he stopped pursuing the girl he had a crush on for many years. Apparently it seems because of Sajou’s change in behaviour, this has affected Kaede in some ways. In short, she thinks her actions have caused his behaviour to change and she is feeling guilty about it. So yeah, Hanawa has arranged for the siblings to talk it out. At the rooftop, Kaede is surprised to see her brother. Sajou tells what happened and then has her name 10 good traits about him. Can’t do it?! But she could quickly name all the normal things about him! What Sajou is trying to tell her is that, it was true he got very passionate about something. However he cooled off and that is by his own choice. However she still feels guilty for that change as she feels it is just strange for him to give up on the girl he is crushing just like that. She promises not to make fun of him or say unreasonable things. However Sajou wonders if she is trying to be a real big sister now. This isn’t the Kaede he knows and if she changes to that, it won’t be that person he knows. He tells her off to stop doing such annoying things. But at this point, Aika has eavesdropped the whole thing. She barges in and tells off Sajou not to talk bad about her sister. Apologize! What is she?! Their mother?! Wow, she’s really mad at him for that! But soon she realizes she has been following and might give off the wrong impression. So once again she runs away. Kaede returns to being normal. Back home, Sajou teases her by taking pictures of her eating his buns he bought for her. Maybe he can sell these. Well, he’s going to get what’s coming as Kaede takes up a baseball bat…

Episode 4
Aika talks to Kei about the other day her friends came to her house. So why is she sad? Apparently her little sister, Airi warmed up to her friends before she did. So is she feeling sore? She doesn’t understand she feels. Even more so about Sajou. Though, she claims he is an annoying stalker. You mean was? As Sajou eats lunch alone, next table is Rin, Yuyu and Ayano Mita. Rin doesn’t want him to eat alone but he doesn’t want to join this ‘dangerous’ line-up. But since Yuyu invites him, he joins in although Ayano doesn’t trust him and yes, she mistrusts men. Sajou notes Yuyu has changed. Did Rin make her play some otome games? No way. Yuyu is like her wife while Ayano her, uhm, mom? Rin believes Yuyu needs to be exposed to more men so as to learn they too have their good side. Takaaki Sasaki is in despair because he’s own sister seems to be texting and calling him many times when he is not around. Buranko? He is somewhat envious of Sajou and his sister since they somewhat ‘understand’ each other with just few words. Sasaki then tells him his intentions to get to know Aika better but Sajou will continue to keep his distance. Hence he weighs in on Aika being a good match for him. Later Aika wants to talk to Sajou personally. So uhm, what’s with this interrogation if she claims it isn’t important? Because she’s asking him where he eats lunch and with whom. Usually alone but today it was with Rin. So, what’s his relationship with her? Just normal. Yeah, pretty awkward. Then she talks about him changing his hair colour since first impressions count. Because she notes if his hair was brown at that time, she wouldn’t have called out to him. Did she just admit her preference? Sajou goes to dye his hair black. Kaede will help! Forget about worrying his hair coming off. What about his head! Thankfully it’s still there. With the exam results out, Sajou’s placing has dropped tremendously. Out of the top 50. Kei is even proud to be in the top 100! Yeah, she was below 200 previously! Aika on the other hand has improved a lot and she is 2nd in the grade. He notes the transfer student, Claudine Marika Shinonome taking top spot. Aika laughs when she sees Sajou’s dyed hair. He is shocked and almost died of a heart attack. A joke but Aika doesn’t get it.

Episode 5
Sajou notices Claudine trying to look for Aika. So he goes to tease that blondie until she gets irritated and leaves. On a rainy day, Sajou saves Aika from being splashed by an inconsiderate driver by blocking it. But that resulted in him getting sick in class. He sleeps through the first few periods. And when he wakes up, he still feels bad. He gets permission to head to the infirmary but he collapses! Oh the drama. Some flashback about his past where he often puts up an act different than his usual character. Then some accident happened and the appearance of Aika. Resting in the infirmary, Aika and Kei are assured he has a cold and overstrained himself. Aika couldn’t concentrate in class and keeps thinking about him. Later the duo visit him again and looks like he is awake but staring into space. Aika feels guilty of what happened but he doesn’t want her to get close so as not to spread the cold to her and eventually Airi. Yeah, still reeling from the headache. You know it’s a big thing when even Rin and Kaede comes to check on him. Next day he obviously stays home but gets a surprise visit by Aika and Kei. Everybody was worried since he didn’t even replied the group message. Yeah, it reached triple digits! Next day when he is well and back in class, he has to put up with Claudine who once again wants to see Aika. When she does, to cut things short, she is running for student council presidency. But as a first year, she is at a disadvantage compared to seniors. Because Aika is cute, she wants her as her poster girl and support her campaign. Sorry, but Sajou has to tell it won’t work because Aika stands out a lot. This means people will think she is the one running for presidency and not Claudine. The clincher is when Sajou says that Aika is cuter than her! Claudine takes her leave since she doesn’t want to attract bad rep. But now Aika is filled with embarrassment. Sajou actually doesn’t see the problem. Because she should be numb by it given the countless times he told how cute she is in the past. Well, now it’s different since he sounded so confident. Aika tells him off about this embarrassment. But he notes she is even cuter! That’s it for her. Don’t look at me! Runs away in embarrassment. Kawaii.

Episode 6
Rin wants Sajou to join the morals committee. At this rate, the seniors will retire and their goal to have guys join it will go unrealized. Too bad Sajou doesn’t want to shoulder that responsibility and turns her down. But WTF, Yuyu being nice to him so Rin and Ayano get jealous and blame him?! WTF?! Is this morally correct?! Well, he just got his hair ruffled but nothing that Aika can fix later on. With the summer break here, because the school will have some tour during that, there will a few students who will need to come back to help out. Sajou and Aika are one of the candidates. Sajou didn’t get pick and the unlucky one goes to Hiroto Tabata. However because of his cram school, Sasaki offers to swap places with him. Aika is also chosen and Kei is not too happy Sajou is being indifferent about it. As Sajou works as a bookstore keeper, he spots a young boy being bullied outside. He goes to help him and realizes he is Sasaki’s younger brother, Kouta. Then his sister, Fuuka comes to pick him up and is very grateful for Sajou’s help. Yeah, quite a pleasant lady. Feel like falling in love? Back home, Kaede asks Sajou if he still intends to join the morals committee. No? Then join the student council. He almost choked on his drink. He doesn’t want to but Kaede believes in his administrative skills and wants him to think about it. As Sajou continues his job, Fuuka comes to visit. It is to thank him for the other day and give a present as thanks. Then they chat for a while and obviously she hints she takes a liking for him. Because she hopes to come back again. By all means, please do. Sajou opens the present and thinks it would be some elegantly laced handkerchief. Turns out it has animal prints. So does Fuuka see him as a child?

Episode 7
Fuuka and Sajou on a date at the beach?! Well, she came into the shop one morning and asked about things, he made some suggestions, she looked like she wanted to go and so here they are. Meanwhile, Aika, Airi and Kei have the same idea to head to the beach. They wanted to invite Sajou too so as to act as a bag carrier but looks like he isn’t home. So we see Sajou and Fuuka at the beach. Fuuka dropping hints on this guy. Then they are at this craft store to get something. He wants to get it as a birthday gift for an acquaintance so Fuuka wonders if she is girlfriend. He denies it and explains about his unrequited love. While he felt nothing gained during his years chasing after Aika, however had he not fall in love, he would’ve remained a child. Not sure about this seashell he wants to craft to give to Aika but as long as he can see her smile, everything is okay. Even if she doesn’t like it, the important part is that he gave something to her. But Sajou has the biggest shock of his life when he learns Fuuka is actually not a college woman but a middle school girl! OMFG! Those freaking proportions really warped his perception! Fuuka soon asks about him doing his best for someone who doesn’t love him back. One day if she falls in love, maybe she’ll understand. Yeah, now she’s asking if this is that kind of love. But he thinks after hearing his story, maybe it’s better not to fall in love? As they leave, Sajou couldn’t complete the gift. But he promises the next time, he’ll get something for her. Meanwhile Aika and co are having their fun. She thought she saw Sajou. Must be her imagination. Sajou gets a surprise text from Kei that it was a waste he didn’t come with them to the beach. Because here is a pic of Aika in her swimsuit!

Episode 8
With Sajou’s part time term coming to an end, obviously a poster to hire a new replacement. That person is Mina Ichinose who is Sajou’s classmate and a very shy and quiet girl. The owner welcomes her and hires her on the spot! Apparently she is a regular customer so that old guy is happy to have her. Of course Sajou can’t just leave and needs to teach her the ropes. Well, let’s just say she is so meek that you wonder if she is going to be okay when he’s gone. Is she going to get emotional on everything? Then an arrogant customer walks in. Can’t he just STFU?! Although Sajou manages to smooth things over, too bad Mina is so freaking traumatized and in tears! He had to tell the owner as emergency. His wife talks to her but eventually Sajou talks to her. He is in a dilemma whether to make her quit but eventually thinks it is best for her to do so. However she starts crying and begs not to force her to quit! She’ll do anything! Gee, this is awkward! So I guess Sajou has to call Kei and Aika for some advice. I think he doesn’t want to sound like a dick so he puts it ambiguous first. I made a girl cry and beg, what should I do! Be more specific! It sounds like he is guilty of something. So eventually they give their advice. Next day, it seems Mina is a changed person and can handle things herself without breaking down. She saw some videos last night on customer service so it really helped. During the break, he asks why she is so adamant on this job. To be independent. She wants to be detached from her older brother (who is that huge guy from the morals committee – bet you can’t tell they’re related) whom she loves so much. Sajou gets more than he bargained for as he starts to hear her continue about this issue. Apparently they started to interact less when he started having a girlfriend. And then one day when she came home, she saw him making out with his girlfriend! Oh my! Too much unwanted info for Sajou to hear!!!

Episode 9
Sajou may have regretted hearing this but he realizes that the brother whom she loves so much, now his girlfriend has taken her place so she wants to detach herself from him. Letting all that out has got a positive effect on her since Mina is now working much better. After Sajou introduces Fuuka, since they’re both bookworms, Fuuka eagerly becomes Mina’s friend. She might be a little bit scary talking enthusiastically like that… To help train Mina deal with customers, Sajou and Fuuka act like troublesome customers but nothing serious that would lead to trauma. Back home, Sajou realizes Mina has been talking a lot to him because there is no one in school she can talk to as she is always by her own. Mina continues to work but those memories of that day her onii-chan brought back Yuri Hanaoka was traumatizing enough. Yeah, the way she was close to him and even using their utensils! No wonder she couldn’t take it. One day, it seems her brother has found her where she works. He wants to talk but Mina cowers behind Sajou! Seeing those eyes that need help, Sajou has all of them talk in a more appropriate place. Sajou explains the relationship he has with Mina is nothing more than just senior-junior other than being classmates. Onii-chan has always wanted to apologize to her and was trying hard to find her. It seems the siblings are not on talking terms since that day. He hopes Mina can come back and do stuffs like they used to together. What about Yuri? She is an understanding woman and won’t steal her place. In fact, Yuri is also here to help convince Mina to come back. She doesn’t want this to be the reason their family relations sour. Even more so, taking up a job that doesn’t fit her personality. With Mina staying silent, Sajou talks on her behalf. He tells them Mina is doing a great job. Plus, it’s not like they expect Mina to stay the same and always be by their side. One day she is going to leave the nest and that is natural. In the end, they shouldn’t decide Mina’s future until she explains it herself. They understand and leave. Mina rues Sajou has to stand up for her again. He explains that he doesn’t get all that family circumstances thingy but as his senior he has watched her and she did her best. Despite all the trials and tribulations, she continued to work hard. If all that came to nothing, there is no way he would be okay with it. Well, he just made her cry. Not sure if she’s offended or happy… With Mina talking naturally with Fuuka, her training period is over and now she becomes a full-fledged part timer.

Episode 10
Sajou confused about Fuuka acting like a high schooler while Mina acting like a middle school girl is the least of his worries. Because Kaede wants him to help her with the school tour. It seems there were lots of applicants so the ones who got selected aren’t going to be enough. Plus, she wants him to take responsibility for rejecting Rin. Not joining the morals committee, that is. And so Kaede is never hearing the end of it, Rin complaining to her about it! So she forces her brother to call Rin and volunteer himself to help. At first Rin declines but I guess Kaede is abusing Sajou behind the phone so Sajou would ‘gladly’ want to help out. Sajou meets Rin at school as she tells him the job he needs to do during the tour. Meanwhile Sasaki seemingly tries to hit on Aika. But she has to reject his invitation, citing excuse she needs to take care of Airi. What’s with the long sad face, Sasaki? But now we see Aika’s side of the flashback when she first met Sajou. When he made that blunder then, she went to help him not out of pity or kindness but rather because no one helped him and only stared in shock, she ended up seeing herself in him. Next day, Sajou thanked her but also confessed he wanted to go out with her. Obviously she rejected him. However that did not dampen Sajou’s spirits and for the longest time, he continued to be with her and offered his help. He maintained his optimism and all. Thanks to this ‘stalking’, Aika gained some friends. Looking back, thanks all that, it felt like some burden was lifted off her shoulders. Sajou continued his usual positively stalking ways and Aika remained unimpressed in certain ways although she was satisfied with the way things were going in life. Aika is so deep in thoughts about Sajou that even Sasaki can tell! He asks her about it and did it hit a nerve? Well, Aika can’t believe she said it herself that she misses him! Then she sees him in school. She goes after him. I don’t know if this is funny or what because she keeps missing him! She’s running here and there and all over the place but can’t seem to actually catch him?! Is this some Twilight Zone or something?! And then when she does, she crashes into him. In a hurry?

Episode 11
The duo awkwardly talk. She learns he has been working with Mina and asks some stuffs but doesn’t ask further. This makes him feel even more awkward. Then she asks him about that photo Kei sent him and needs him to hand his handphone over so she can delete it. This causes her to fall close to him. Looking romantic. Until Kei shows up. The trio talk. Not really sure what it is since I don’t really understand. Then Aika and Sasaki handle a group of middle school girls in their school tour and among them is Fuuka. As they go around, they see a group of middle school guys trying to harass Rena. Aika goes to tell them off and doesn’t need such people in their school. The boys regret their actions and apologize. The school tour continues until they see Sajou. This delights Fuuka as she goes to greet him. It gets more complicated as she puts him on a pedestal for all the things they’ve done together. Yeah, why does she have to make it sound so ambiguous? Sajou knows he is in serious sh*t. So much so, Sasaki knows the chaos that will come after and ‘abandons’ Sajou with Aika. See that Aika smile? Sajou is so dead meat. But of course she’s no savage beast so she goes for diplomacy. With Kei, they talk about that issue and make him spill all the beans. In the end, Aika wants him to hang out with her too. I mean, if he could hang out with so many people, might as well add her to his list. Sounds good to Sajou.

Episode 12
On a rainy day, Aika takes shelter in the bookstore. So she’s here to see him? She sounds a bit jealous Sajou is close to Fuuka and Mina. This little struggle causes her to trip as he catches her. Hope the rest don’t take this the wrong way. Also, she is here to ask him to come to her house. You think he’d reject that?! So yeah, Sajou is outside her house all nervous. Thank goodness Kei ringing the doorbell or he’ll be standing out there forever. Ready or not, ding dong! Sajou meets Airi for the first time. He gets tired out since she is so energetic! This cute little thing has never been like that. I mean, she’s jumping all over him and riding him like a horse! OMG. I hope no lolicon awakening. Yeah, safe to say, Airi takes a liking for him. Heck, Kei even teases and poses the question if Airi would like a big brother! Then Sajou also meets her mom but since time is short, they’ll talk next time. Hey, at least there is next time! So as Aika walks with Sajou, she talks about how school life has been enjoyable lately. It wasn’t always like this. Before Sajou could blame himself, she hints that if not for him, school life wouldn’t have been fun. Then she also hints despite all the fun things she has experienced, it is not the same as before. Because he wasn’t there. Sajou claims he doesn’t want to be a hindrance but Aika quickly points out he is where she belongs! Is this some sort of confession? Cue for fireworks to scare her so she could huddle close to Sajou. How romantic. Want to stay like this forever? Apparently not. So why is Aika still looking sad? She wants him to come talk to her like before. Because she gets thrown off if he is not there with her. I believe that settles it. A bit shy at first but they walk home holding hands. There’s a start. New school term starts. Sajou and Aika walking to school together looking shy and all. But at least they can still laugh together.

The Realist Is Still A Dreamer Boy
It seems they had to drag out the final episode between Sajou and Aika so as to remind us how this whole ‘mess’ started. Yeah, with all that talking and drama, it feels like a roundabout way for Aika to ask Sajou to continue stalking her. Oops, I mean, just short of saying it exactly for him to date her. I’m sure all hesitation and doubts will be blown away and cleared if she just said that. But I suppose it has gotten to a point where it is awkward for them to be awkward so it’ll take a little bit more of awkwardness to see if they really want to go the way as an official couple. Is this reality? Is this a dream? All just pretty confusing and trolling to us viewers! But yeah, we all should know better.

Well, I have to be honest, I don’t know what the heck is going on. I thought this was going to be some sort of romcom with Sajou and Aika miscommunicating with each other and hence lots of those cliché moments of misunderstanding. Well, it was not. Honestly, I don’t even know how to summarize what this series about. I read that some opined this had the same vibes as Oregairu. Well, to a certain extend I agree. Because both are confusing as f*ck and I don’t f*cking understand what the heck is going on! So if I really had to summarize what the plot of this series is about, it would be Sajou trying to move on, makes friends with other girls and also helps solves whatever issues they have and at the same time, Aika getting worried he is paying more attention to other people than her. Yeah. I think that is what the whole thing is about. Boring!!!

Sad to say, the characters do not impressed me and just leaves me confused or bored. Or both. Take Sajou for instance. As the main character who gets rejected by Aika all the time and never having lose his mojo and optimism on her, suddenly he decided to have a new direction in life. Which is pretty normal seeing nobody wants to be a loser forever. Then he goes about in his normal life, trying to be less flashy when he was trying to court Aika. Understandable. But then the script says he must bump into a few other girls with their own problems because now no longer a dreamer but a realist, he somewhat uses his realistic approach to help solve them. Most of the time, I don’t really get it and for the most part, it sounded like Sajou didn’t want to get into too deep in their problem but still has this responsibility to see it through otherwise it will somehow haunt him. So being the nice realistic guy, offers a bit of 2 cents worth of sound advice and yeah, problem somewhat solved and possibly the girls having some sort of feelings for him. I may be wrong in that analysis but hey, I’m just freaking bored! In short, Sajou isn’t anything special a main character to me. Not impressed.

As for Aika, she is starting to have this annoying vibes because the guy who was her rock solid stalker, oops I mean supporter, someone who was always there for her, suddenly just decided to walk away from it all. Well, well. Doesn’t that make her lonely. Yeah, I bet it is. That is why she is having that worried looks all over her face as she often steals glances of Sajou or worry about his whereabouts. It’s like she’s being a tsundere but without the tsun because she is trying to hint that she actually likes him from her words and actions but can’t actually say her true feelings because reasons. And so this whole drama of Aika being some worrywart for Sajou drags out for a dozen episodes. I see it as her fault for not returning his feelings and now you want it back? Be glad he is still a friend supporting her in some ways but not as feverishly as before. But it seems she wants more now. So do you want him or not? It seems so because she can’t be herself if he isn’t around. Oh, but he is around and she’s acting like this? Confusing. Yeah, it’s strange to see Aika putting up a sad face most of the time. Until she truly gets her feelings across him properly, Aika is going to be one helluva annoying girl in my books. After all, if it is going to be the guy who stalks her, might as well be the one whom she is familiar with. Hey, Sajou wasn’t just any stalker. He WAS Aika’s stalker! He is her safe zone! HAHAHA! Sighs… But I can imagine if Aika wants him back and be honest about it, I believe Sajou would still want to come back to her fold. The ball is in your court, Aika…

I don’t know if Kei is like the third wheel between Aika and Sajou. I think not. She mediates between both of them with her very sporting-like behaviour. Without her, the interaction between the duo might be even more awkward and who knows? Maybe all this would never have happened in the first place. Kaede feels like a very pushy person who is always imposing on her little brother like as though she is doing it for his own good but it certainly is for her own benefit. I’m not saying she is a bad person but it’s because she is his elder sister and holds the vice position in the student council, somehow it gives her the authority to boss him around. I don’t know. Does Sajou have a choice in turning her down? Yup. I thought so.

Then the rest of the other characters or should I say the girls, even more forgettable. I feel that they met Sajou and have their problems solved in such a manner so as to increase his reputation and in a way makes Aika jealous and even more so in wanting him back. That’s the only role and reason I can see for their existence. Apparently there is no romantic connection here as far as I can see. Not even for Fuuka. Just trolling us. After their role is done, they fall into obscurity. Like Rena being the first one but everything happened and ended in the first episode itself! I thought she would be a mainstay or at least a reasonably formidable character for the rest of the season but I guess I was wrong. Then next came Yuyu, which I believe she wasn’t even making proper appearances. What I meant is that Rin is the one who was always seeking Sajou. Even after Yuyu’s case was done, Rin continued to be the one who liaised with Sajou rather than Yuyu, making her even more forgettable in my books. Then double trouble in Fuuka and Mina but everything turned out pretty meh. But not as disappointing as Claudine. The way she projected herself, like as though she was going to be the next problem but that faded away and nothing came out of it. Perhaps in future chapters of the novel. But not the anime. In fact, there are way more characters (as I briefly Google about the series) that don’t appear in the anime. So perhaps that is why these girls feel unsatisfyingly inadequate in the adapted animation.

For the art and animation, I think I want to go ahead and label this as mediocre. Don’t let the cute looking girls fool you. Sure, everybody here looks cute and even more so Airi who might convert some into lolicons. Thank goodness I’m not one of them. But anyway, other than such kawaii eye candies, the animation itself leaves a lot to be desired. Often I noticed the animations and facial expressions are very stiff and thus the characters making odd looks or movements. Therefore I am in a dilemma if Aika looks like that because of her character’s emotions or because of the second rate animation. Even more so, the characters have this one kind look and some looking close to each other that I mistake them for the other. Like Sajou and Sasaki, Rena and Yuyu. Maybe I need to have my eyes checked. Nah! There’s nothing wrong with my eyes! But at least the background and sceneries are pretty decent. Better looking than the characters’ animation if I should say. This anime is jointly done by Studio Gokumi and Axsiz who have done many anime titles together like Jidou Hanbaiki Ni Umarekawatta Ore Wa Meikyuu Wo Samayou, Kiniro Mosaic, Shuumatsu No Harem and Seiren.

Voice acting, didn’t recognize anybody in particular (except for Mikako Komatsu as Kaede) nor am I impressed with anybody too. The casts include Naoya Miyase as Sajou (Sei in Futsal Boys), Akiho Suzumoto as Aika (Natsuha in The Idolmaster Shiny Colors), Yumiri Hanamori as Kei (Nadeshiko in Yuru Camp), Kaori Ishihara as Rin (Reki in HIdan No Aria), Yukari Anzai as Yuyu (Momo in Release The Spyce), Iori Saeki as Mina (Menou in Shokei Shoujo No Virgin Road), Minami Kurisaki as Fuuka (Pipi in Watashi No Oshi Wa Akuyaku Reijou), Genki Muro as Sasaki (Magna in Black Clover) and Karin Nanami as Claudine (Meiya in Muv-Luv Alternative). The opening theme, Paraglider by Kaori Ishihara sounds like generic anime pop rock and the same can be same for the ending theme, Yume Wa Mijikashi Koiseyo Otome by Akiho Suzumoto. On a trivial note, the ending credits animation seems very high quality only because they used actual photos of the sceneries and superimpose it with our 2D characters. Like I’ve pointed out, if only the episode proper itself was this high quality for the characters at least I wouldn’t have any qualms…

Overall, I have only myself to blame for having some sort of expectations for this kind of series and then it turns out way differently than what I expected. But still, it is boring and confusing and although it is no Oregairu it is still boring and confusing! So I guess the lesson learnt here is that you don’t know the value and worth of something until you lose it. And that second opportunities do not come around the second time so strike when the iron is hot! Aika missed the boat despite all the obvious signs and it’s like she’s stuck in the past rather than moving on. Thank goodness that ship has not sailed that far so she’s able to jump aboard although she may fall short a bit. Heh. What the heck did I just say? But yeah, Aika feels a lot like the dreamer girl here. Just like me, an eternal dreamer who always keep dreaming there will better animes to watch but the reality is that many of them are just crappy sh*t. And to keep watching them every season, maybe I’m not a dreamer or a realist. Just plain dumb :’(…

Houkago Shounen Hanako-kun

10 February, 2024

Well, well, well… Here I thought Houkago Shounen Hanako-kun would be the sequel that I never anticipated for the series, turns out it isn’t. It’s just 4 episodes of 10 minutes each. Strange. Oh well, since it came out during Halloween season, I suppose it’s time to remember a forgotten apparition. Spooky but fun.

Episode 1A
Hanako continues to make Yashiro clean the toilet. It’s all part of the deal as his assistant and of course he won’t help. But to make it more fun, he’ll hold some bathroom festival? Yashiro not impressed so she seeks Aoi’s advice. Bring someone fun? Yeah, she brings Minamoto and his brother! Oh man, Hanako going to get exorcised tonight! Just kidding. But sorry, senpai can’t stay so this makes Yashiro sad. But Hanako assures he will stay by her side while she’s cleaning until she falls for him. Sorry, she reject him that’s not happening. Is this worse than getting killed?

Episode 1B
One day, Yashiro hears Hanako screaming for help. Why the Mokke attacking him? Well, it seems they want to kill him to become one of the Mysteries! Uhm, they want to kill by cosiness and warmness? Since there is an opening for that, the Mokke take an interview. Well, they do have their cute and nice charming personality. However their end goal is to destroy so rejected! Saddened they can’t be one of the Mysteries, it seems their obsession to destroy is actually to destroy the school so as to enslave human to make a candy plantation. A happy plantation? Yeah, they even have a CD song on it. Yashiro suggests if they want some candy, why not just have someone make it? Like, Tsuchigomori. And so they go bug him and is only released after making thousands of candies. RIP, sir.

Episode 2A
Yashiro is going to play kokkuri with her friends, Aoi, Akane Aoi (yes, this student council vice president shares the same name as Aoi but in reverse) and Lemon Yamabuki. A little bit of brief explanation by Akane on how to play the game. Now it’s summoning time. Yashiro has second thoughts about it but too late. The kokkuri summoned is… A Mokke? Yeah, it wants candy (ame) and not trying to predict the rain (ame). Akane then asks his crush. Mokke spells out Yamabuki?! Oh sh*t! Aoi not amused with this gay sh*t! Akane beats up Yamabuki to prove it but Aoi has already left. Hope you guys are happy together. Since there is no candy, Mokke just take the kokkuri accessory.

Episode 2B
Since Mitsuba wants to make friends, Natsuhiko is willing to be his. Well, his poser might have scared him off so Mitsuba goes to plead to Sakura instead. She introduces him to Hanako instead. He got the wrong idea of wanting to make a physical friend (actually trying to make a critter into one!). So Hanako agrees to be his friend. So what do friends do? Play fireworks. Seems okay until Hanako wants to know what happens when it is placed in one’s stomach! Friendship ended. Poor Mitsuba is alone again so Sakura would at least join him to do whatever he wants. I see, a group photo of this cringe pose. Hey, at least Mitsuba is happy.

Episode 3A
Looks like even apparitions can get sick. Yeah, how long has it been since Hanako is sick? Even Tsuchigomori and Yako are sick and all display different symptoms. For Hanako, he is a little bit more transparent. Instead of resting that will naturally cure it, Hanako runs around and even perhaps gets beaten up by Minamoto. Hanako thinks Yashiro comes to save him and hugs her. Apparently that’s a fire extinguisher! Holy sh*t! But wait. What’s with the Mokke? All are going to take this chance to kill him as they soon glomp all over him. Too bad in the end, they all get sick.

Episode 3B
A lost Mokke is taken back by this loli, Tiara who is of course Teru and Minamoto’s younger sister. After cleaning it up, she now claims it is her slave! Oh dear. She goes to introduce it to the rest of her brothers. I’m sure the Mokke is terrified to see the brothers because of their scary spiritual powers. Especially Teru. The terrified little one bolts out of the house but stumbles into a monster! Before it dies a gruesome death, Tiara zaps it to pieces and scolds the Mokke for going out by itself. Let’s go home and be safe and all. As narrated, Tiara possesses spiritual power that might surpass her brothers. Not as terrifying as the name she gives to this Mokke: Fairy!

Episode 4A
Suddenly Yashiro realizes she has turned into a Mokke! Others think she is a newbie so the Mokke elder confronts her and brings her to the depths of the school where he reveals the true origin of Mokke. Because they are varied, combined and transformed, basically the whole world and everybody is Mokke! WTF crap is this?! Yashiro gets scared and doesn’t believe it. She makes a run for it and wants to be human again but is surrounded by other Mokke who continue to overwhelm her to come to the Mokke side. In the end, it turns out that this is a dream and a Mokke sleeping next to her is trying to brainwash her with this fake history!

Episode 4B
Sakura takes in a helpless little monster into her Kanome Monster Nursery School. As she brings Natsuhiko into this facility, she tells him how the researchers try to raise and bring the best out of the monsters brought here. It is a tough challenge since many are immature. It seems Natsuhiko is actually an agent of a counter monster task force and infiltrated here as a newbie researcher. Sakura takes him to see various monsters and their researchers. Don’t get caught in the crossfire. Then there’s the recent addition who just doesn’t get along with researcher assigned to him. At first looks they might look like a bad match. Naturally they should be swapped but the little monster begs not to. Sakura realizes he doesn’t know how to express himself and just lets them be. Natsuhiko knows he can’t let such dangerous place exist. But he doesn’t want to see beautiful Sakura cry so he’ll let it slide and play along. Some time later, we see all the monsters doing well mingling with each other and having their own Halloween party.

Toilet Break Over…
Well, the whole thing seems a bit strange. Because it felt like these episodes were made as extra specials for the DVDs so as to get your 2 cents worth of money when you buy them. And then they realized sales of those weren’t as good too so they decided to release and air it instead. I might be wrong about it but yeah, that’s how this whole spinoff actually feels like since it is all random and has nothing to do with the actual plot whatsoever. The skits are all short and just to make you laugh and eke out at least a smile. Nothing really heavy to follow in the end.

Personally, I have a feeling these episodes want to give more time to those cute little creatures known as Mokke. They should rename-cum-hijack this spinoff as “The Mokke Show” or something but whatever. Other than Hanako and Yashiro, it seems these cute furry rabbits have much more screen time than the other characters and appear in every episode too. I mean, who could actually hate those cute little things, right?! Yeah, when can I bring back one with me! Just get ready to have some candies ready. They’re the real stars of this spinoff, no? It’s also strange for the spinoff to introduce a few new characters but I guess the more prominent one is Tiara (delightfully voiced by Misaki Kuno) because of her feistiness and innocence. Well, it remains to be seen of her potential (and cuteness!) if this series gets a real sequel in the future.

One thing I want to point out that irritated me while watching this, the character designs have many of the characters look so close together that sometimes I get confused between them. For instance, I thought Akane was Minamoto in his nerdy version but thank goodness for the power of the internet for me to do a bit of searching before I actually typed in the wrong character and then get even more freaking confused about it! Even those monsters at the nursery, I noticed one looking like a loli version of Yashiro (could it be?) and some researchers look like Hanako and Minamoto (are they?). So yeah, the series may have its unique and trademark looks but I really don’t like how they make the characters look too similar to each other in this sense.

Overall, it is a short anime to pass your time and nothing too serious about it. If you liked the TV series of this, you’ll welcome this little extension for your Halloween mood. It is like some sort of mini break or distraction seeing in the same season we have gigantic sequels airing like a certain shield hero dude, a certain goblin slaying dude, a certain eminence shadow dude, a certain paladin dude, a certain scientific genius dude, a certain spy family and yeah, horse girls. Oh yeah. What a heavy season it was. In spite all of that, be glad to know that one day we will all return to our ancestors and become one with the great Mokke! Oh no, looks like I’ve been brainwashed! True Mokke spinoff sequel when?

Toshinden

9 February, 2024

Oh wow. You know me and my love for fighting games. But somehow my luck (or should I say apathy) just doesn’t allow to watch its anime version whether it was that retro Virtua Fighter or the recent Tekken. Oh right, Street Fighter had one adapted version but I only saw bits of it during my younger days and couldn’t remember much except it was boring as f*ck drama. Even Mortal Kombat cartoons (especially those in the early days) were pretty weird. But that’s not anime anyway. And then I stumbled upon Toshinden. Ah yes, bet many wouldn’t have even heard of this old 3D Japanese fighting series as since it wasn’t as flashy or popular as its other counterparts like those aforementioned. In fact, this anime adapts the sequel of the first game which is the only entry I played of that series. Oh wow. Brings back a lot of nostalgic memories. Time to relive those button mashing days once more… Don Papa! Makenai suru! Iku zo! Call me queen!!!

Episode 1
War is over! Peace treaty is about to be signed! But wait! Who the f*ck is attacking them?! There goes peace. War is back. Handsome guy with a sword cutting down all the latest military equipment? Yeah. Believe it. Sho’s your b*tch! After that, we see Sho fighting Fo Fai in the back alley and easily defeats him since he knows all his moves. The same fate with Mondo. How the f*ck he knows my moves, dude?! Meanwhile Eiji Shinjo is looking for Gaia. It has been a year since the tournament. Looking for his brother, he was facing off with him in the finals when Chaos and Organization goons surround them. It seems the Organization wants to capture the best fighters for its next plan. Gaia of course won’t allow that and kills Chaos. He then tells Eiji to further train himself stronger before disappearing. Now Eiji laments he still cannot find Sho. But he spars with Kayin Amoh and their duel ends in a draw. They talk about Fo Fai and Mondo’s defeat and believe the Organization is making its move on the fighters of the previous tournament. It is believed Sho is the one perpetrating this. Kayin chastises Eiji for wanting to do this alone. They’re friends remember? The fact Kayin’s dad was killed by Sho doesn’t change anything between them. Rungo Irons is kidnapped by the Organization and forced to fight a very improved Chaos. He loses badly. Uranus is pleased with the progress. By the time Eiji and Kayin reach Rungo’s home, he is badly injured and his very sad wife and son by his side. Kayin suggests Eiji find Sofia because it is for sure the Organization will move against her. Kayin will try to find the Organization’s base.

Eiji arrives at this countryside and orphanage where Sofia now resides. He cuts to the chase about the Organization making its move. Meanwhile Uranus shows the progress of this Man Machine Project to her prospects who are looking forward to its completion. Learning that Eiji has made contact with Sofia, she puts her next plan in motion. Eiji wakes up from a dream whereby demanding answers from Sho joining the organization. He gets killed. Thank goodness just a dream. Talking with Sofia about his dream to fight with Sho, at least he has real memories because Sofia’s memories were manipulated and erased by the Organization. That night, Uranus controls Sofia to assassinate Eiji. He can tell she is moving against her will because of those tears. So how? He lets her whip him and then hugs her. Enough to break the spell! Sofia feels guilty for hurting him since she thought she was free from the Organization’s spell. However Uranus has sent Sho to deal with them. As the brothers fight, Eiji can now tell this is not his real brother but a clone. The fight continues and Sho is in shock that he lost to Eiji. As he is about to call for Uranus’ help, she kills him off! She reveals everything has gone as planned. This includes creating a Man Machine out from Sho and has gotten all the data she needed. This is why she used Sofia and the image of Sho against him to make him reveal all his moves. She returns to her base and further upgrades Chaos. His mission is now to hunt down the traitor Gaia. Elsewhere, Kayin has found Ellis at the circus.

Episode 2
After Ellis is done with her circus act, she meets Eiji and Kayin at the backstage. They tell her about the Organization’s plan to mass produce artificial soldiers in this Man Machine Project. So far, those soldiers are nothing. Except one of them whom Eiji fought had almost the exact same moves as his brother, Sho. Later, Chaos comes by to kidnap Ellis so as to use her as bait to lure out Gaia who has betrayed the Organization. Of course Eiji and Kayin to the rescue but Chaos gloats about himself being the completed Man Machine and that Sho imposter he fought was only at 30%. Gaia then pops up as Chaos gladly fights him. When Chaos spews his poison on him, Ellis protects him and bears the brunt. This is all part of Chaos’ plan because the Organization only has the antidote. So Gaia knows what to do if he is going to save his daughter, right? Ellis is rushed to hospital and in coma, Tracy needs them to spill the beans seeing she has been receiving strange reports and activities of lately. After doing so, they need to infiltrate the Organization’s base. But how do they know where it is? Don’t worry, Sofia knows. When Uranus took control of her, she was able to see her thoughts and caught glimpse of the base. How convenient. Meanwhile Uranus is pleased with Chaos as she uploads all the fighting data of Gaia to complete her Man Machine Project. Our heroes head towards the Organization’s base. It couldn’t be more obvious of this hi-tech towering twin towers right smack in the middle of the desert!!! They are faced with foot soldiers. Eiji and Kayin ride ahead while Tracy and Sofia stay back to fight the grunts. Too many? Don’t worry. Fans of Mondo, Rungo, Duke and Fo Fai can be a little happy with their cameo to help out.

With all the distraction, Gaia manages to sneak into the base and confront Uranus. He will kill her and take her place as the new head of the Organization. Uranus doesn’t think so as she shows him Chaos in the final stages of Man Machine Project. Basically he will just become a mindless fighting machine. She orders Chaos to kill him. Eiji and Kayin split up. Eiji enters the tower filled with prototype specimens and destroys everything. Meanwhile Kayin joins Gaia to fight Chaos but since he has data on their moves, it is tough. Now Eiji joins them and they mixing things up by using each other’s moves (uhm, don’t Eiji and Kayin basically have the same moves in the game?!) and improvising on their existing moves, eventually defeating him. Now the trio confront Uranus who blabs that they only destroyed fake specimens as the real lab is somewhere around. You mean it is close by?! She thinks she can start over with this data but it is soon destroyed by… SHO! He won’t allow her to make fake copies of him and has blown up the real lab underground. Oh heck, that was freaking easy! The whole place falls apart as Uranus flees. They’ll meet again at the next tournament. Eiji is desperate to get his brother but Kayin restrains him. Need to get out or we’re dead meat! Our heroes thank each other for the assist but next time they meet at the tournament, they’ll be enemies. Ellis has recovered thanks to the antidote although Gaia has gone missing. As always. Eiji and Kayin renew their rivalry and the next tournament will settle it. And yes, Sho is glad his brother has gotten stronger and the next tournament will be their fight! Wow. Everybody looking so forward to it. We see Eiji preparing to face off Vermilion.

All Your Moves Are Belong To Us!
Well, that was fun while it lasted. Yes, the overwhelming nostalgia of my heydays playing the game was what made this OVA a lot enjoyable. Even though it was nothing much and I believe was just something extra for fans of the game. Too bad, I can’t go back playing it anymore. My computer system is way too hi-tech to execute such a simple CD-ROM game! I guess they don’t have rollback features. Sighs…

Come to think of it, I don’t even remember the story of the game that I played. Something about the Organization having some sort of weapon tournament. I guess it wasn’t important for me back then. I just wanted to play the game. Oh heck, it was actually all in Japanese and I clearly remember how freaking bad the English translation was! Imagine, Sofia’s ending had a line saying she was sad to remember each time she cannot remember! OMFG!!! DO I STILL REMEMBER THAT???!!! Anyway, the story of having fighters being hunted down for their moves to create super soldiers and thus the tournament was just a cover up for that shady goal, now where have I heard this before… Oh right. Did Dead Or Alive plagiarise this in some ways?! After all, the first Toshinden game came out a year earlier (1995) than Dead Or Alive. Anyway, the anime’s story feels just like a setting and introductory for the next tournament so feel free to brush off the dust of your Battle Arena Toshinden 2 CD and hit those gamepad buttons again. Oh wait. I still can’t play it because my system is so advanced.

Of course when you have a series adapted from the video game, it is only right to adapt some of the signature moves of the series. Get over here! Oops, sorry wrong game. But yes, even if I do not remember much of these characters’ moves, it is good to see them being displayed here and of course Eiji being the main character, he gets most of his moves showcased. So yeah, fighting scenes are pretty okay but just to showcase their special moves. On a trivial note, my favourite character is the secret character Vermilion because he is the easiest to use! Just stand at a distance and fire the guns away! Definitely the ultimate bring a gun to a swordfight trope! Oh man. Yeah, I am guilty as hell as I could never seem to master the moves of the other characters. Yup, it was all just button mashing for me! Making it even easier as I remember, the game allowed you to assign 2 buttons to quickly execute the special moves. Press and execute. Yup, that sure made me even lazier and turning Vermilion into my main. Wow. Such crazy days. Damn, I really want to go back and use this character and spam all his easy gunshot moves!!! And spam his f*cking Overdrive move once the f*cking gauge meter is filled up! Hell yeah! Let me play all that again! Damn! No f*cking rollback feature, dammit!

What else can I say about the characters? This adaptation follows closely to the gameplay and obviously Eiji is the main star because also obviously he is Ryu’s clone and as Kayin is to Ken (both of Street Fighter fame if you don’t know). Despite not having many characters (it’s a good thing fighting game rosters back then didn’t blow up to like 30 freaking base characters unlike today!), if you are fan of other characters, you would be sorely disappointed. But hey, at least they made their few seconds of cameo rather than none. Yeah, so I have to be pleased that my favourite Vermilion only made a stinking 2 second appearance and even so, right at the end. Hence the only character in the franchise who did not appear is Master, the boss of the sequel and the well, master of the Organization. Still wondering if this character is a boy or girl… On a trivial note, I bet they didn’t adapt the third sequel because it bloated up the number of characters who are all just mainly clones of those in the prequels. Hell yeah, imagine watching a Michael Jackson clone making his cameo! You do know there was a character created in the image of Michael Jackson in this game, RIGHT???!!! And they turned the final and fourth instalment into some weird team game with new characters whom we don’t like. Ugh. No wonder I never played the sequels. Nor did the anime adapted them. Thank goodness?

Sorry Ellis fans, it’s like they don’t want to get this little fairy hurt and that’s why they got her poisoned and put in a coma, leaving her out of action in the second part that at least sees the rest of the character showing off 2 seconds worth of their chops. Yeah, how the f*ck did Rungo even recover so fast to even join them seeing he was beaten up so badly to a pulp. Even Sofia had some screen time because it would be a waste not to showcase some sexy fanservice. Don’t you just love hot blondes in tight body hugging leather suits and a whip! Oh yeah. Body for pleasure, whip for pain! Don’t roll your eyes, that’s stated in her biography! Speaking of Ellis, I still can’t believe her biography listed her as Turkish! How the heck does she have a Japanese for a father then?! Oh right, maybe adoption thingy. Or did she change nationality later on. But yeah, it still boggles my mind until this day that this girl is of Turkish nationality. Sure, they wanted to diversify the races in this international weaponry tournament (you should see how freaking diversified the nationalities were in the game’s third instalment). I mean, you have freaking stereotypes already in the cast of characters. Rungo your big burly American. Fo Fai your crazy little Chinese man. Duke your chivalrous French knight. Sofia your sexy Russian buxom babe. Even Chaos as Sri Lankan descent felt believable. But Ellis is Turkish?! OMG did they get the whole thing wrong?! Sure, she broke the stereotype but I still can’t believe it. Sheesh…

The art and animation reek of retro style anime. It is 1996 after all. Even though it is dated but at least on a personal level, it still looked good for an anime that came out from that time. Though I have to admit, this animated version still looks way better than the ugly blocky 3D graphics of the game! Hell yeah! Oh well, you know, the 90’s was a strange time for fighting games when they were just getting into and experimenting with the 3D stuffs. So it’s nice to see our characters here having the typical Japanese anime looks. And to learn that this was done by the veteran J.C. Staff, might not be one of their greatest works as they have other better animated hits but yes, at least they made this one looking decent.

Surprisingly in the voice acting department, I wasn’t expecting to hear some recognizable ones like Takehito Koyasu as Kayin, Fumihiko Tachiki as Chaos and even Kikuko Inoue as Uranus! And then there are also Tomokazu Seki as Eiji and Michiko Neya as Tracy. Didn’t recognize them at first but seeing their names in the credits, now it rings a lot of bell. Some of them who voiced their characters in the game also reprised their roles in the OVA like Daisuki Gouri as Gaia, Yukimasa Kishino as Mondo and the late Kaneto Shiozawa as Duke. Bin Shimada as Sho (Gengai in Gintama), Kyoko Hikami as Ellis (Rabi-en in Di Gi Charat series), Yumi Touma as Sofia (Urd in Aa! Megami-sama), Ikuo Nishikawa as Fo Fai (Hanner in The Irresponsible Captain Tylor) and Shinpachi Tsuji as Rungo (Makarov in Fairy Tail). Ellis fans can take heart she sings the ending theme, Makenaide Fly Away, a lively retro anime pop that reflects the liveliness of her character. On a trivial note, the game has really awesome soundtrack BGM that I still sometimes listen to today.

Overall, it seems I have talked more about the game itself than the anime? Ah yes, overwhelming nostalgia. But it is good to see the anime even though I haven’t been playing the game for decades. The game has its ups and downs but I guess it was a different time back then. And watching this retro anime from this point in time, I’m going to say it again, opened the floodgates of my nostalgic memories. Yeah, the anime is just pretty okay and average. That’s about it. But still better compared to a recent spate of weird sh*t and bizarre retro OVAs that I have watched. In that context, this one seems pretty decent in all the departments. Thank you for bringing back all the nice and weird nostalgia of the game that I once played back in the 90’s. Now if I can only find an emulator online and play Battle Arena Toshinden 2 on my high end PC, that’ll be great… My Vermilion is waiting for me to use him again! Iku zo! Hontou ni yatsu wo taoshita ka?!

Irrashaimase (Welcome)! Oh, you know how Japanese love their vending machines. In fact, they have the highest vending machines per capita in the world and use it more than any other people in the world. Ah, such conveniences. Because with every damn thing that has been thought out to be given the isekai treatment, it is time to honour the ubiquitous vending machine with its own isekai story! Hah. I made that up. But yes, I kid you not. Guy dies and reincarnates into a vending machine in the other world! Don’t believe me? It’s literally in its title, Jidou Hanbaiki Ni Umarekawatta Ore Wa Meikyuu Wo Samayou. And now, the isekai people can learn and enjoy the convenience and goodness that all comes inside one huge blocky machine! Kouka Wo Tounyuu shite kudasai (Please insert a coin)!

Episode 1
Look who died and got the isekai treatment? Yeah, this dude remembers he was riding his bike and following a truck carrying a vending machine. It got loose and slammed onto him, killing him. Now he realizes he is reborn as a vending machine? Sure, he is a vending machine maniac but is this a blessing or curse? Damn, he can’t move. He takes a look at the inventory and stuffs he has and it seems he can replenish points with coins. That’s right. Feed money to this vending machine to get the stuff you want and in return the money converts to replenish his skill points. He is soon attacked a by a frog monster. He is persistent in tearing this machine and HP is draining fast. Worse, he calls his buddies to whack it! Luckily going through his skill set again, he manages to use some blessing to put up a barrier until the frogs leave. A few days later, a lost and hungry hunter girl, Lammis stumbles into this vending machine. She inserts a coin to get some food. Seeing how delicious it is, she spends more. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone because both parties are now replenished one way or the other. So happy this dude, he can change the menu for her to buy more stuffs. Lammis notes he can only say limited words and talks to him via yes or no style. She decides to take him back to her village to meet Hulemy. Don’t worry, she’s a strong girl and carrying him is no sweat. The guards outside her village are relieved she is still alive as she introduces this vending machine. Curious at first, once they make their first purchase, they become hooked. Since Lammis found this machine, according to local laws, it is hers to keep. Lammis returns to the inn as Munami is glad to see her alive. As she has no money to bring it to see Hulemy who lives on the surface, she has to work here. In the meantime, the vending machine is placed outside the inn and it is attracting lots of people. Lammis alternates of placing Boxxo (vending machine dude’s new name) in front of the inn and at the guard post at the gate. She doesn’t mind as it makes them happy. Yup, Boxxo being happy in this strange world as a vending machine, serving many with his greatly priced canned foods.

Episode 2
Who is this bear dude before Boxxo now? Lammis recognizes him as the director of the hunter association. It seems he needs Lammis’ help to join an expedition to wipe out the frog fiends. So what’s Boxxo got to do with it? It is a mission that will take days so he needs her to carry it as their food supply. The leader of the hunter group, Kerioyl is curious about Boxxo because even Lammis doesn’t understand how it gets refilled. He gets his assistant, Filmina to analyse it but she detects no magic and just a block of iron. As the group makes camp, Boxxo getting his business with everyone lining up to buy hot cups of tasty food. Many bond over dinner like Lammis making friends with Shui. Bear talks to Lammis about bringing Boxxo into battle. While Lammis can fight, she is worried about Boxxo. However Boxxo claims he can fight. So they’ll both join the frontlines. The big battle begins. Lammis can fight better with Boxxo as her weight. Boxxo helps by putting up barriers when the enemy gets too many. Eventually they manage to deal with the horde but there is more in the frontlines. But with some hunters injured, Lammis and Boxxo are to provide aid to them. Boxxo giving out free water bottles. Bear talks to Kerioyl about the unusual number of frog fiends and this could only mean a frog king has appeared. That night when Lammis is away for a while, a thieving soldier tries to pick into Boxxo. He manages to trick this guy by dropping a free bottle and then land a hot can on him. He gets mad and wants to tear him apart but Lammis has returned and apprehends him. Soon, the frog king is here. They are in no shape to fight. Lammis tries to pull the cart of injured hunters herself. Frog king is catching up. Boxxo has an idea but it seems he cannot properly articulate it to Lammis. After dropping her a cola bottle, he turns into a different machine that expends mint candies. You know what happen when Coke mixes with Mentos, right? Too bad Lammis and the rest don’t get what he is trying to say. The thief gets scared so they shove all the candies into his move. Choking, they pour in some cola and that’s when they see the effect as Lammis now gets what Boxxo is trying to say. Using this new ‘firepower’, they manage to keep frog king at bay before the vanguard returns to kill it. Mission is over as everybody heads home.

Episode 3
When they return, they are shocked to see their village partially destroyed. But don’t worry, despite the destruction, the village has well prepared defence and has taken out the twin headed snake monster. So with reconstruction going on, Boxxo does charity for tonight and dispenses free food and drinks. Soon, Acowi from the exchange house and her assistant, Gocguy show up as they heard somebody is hogging all the silver coins. That’s you, Boxxo. They would like to exchange his silver coins for gold. But how can they do that? Well, you insert a gold coin and Boxxo will dispense the change in silver. Bear then talks to Boxxo privately. During this construction period, there will some species that will be in heat too so he needs Boxxo to have contraceptive and hygiene products. Does Shirley know what a condom is?! Don’t worry, it comes with instructions! Then there is this rich bratty girl, Suori who is always abusing Boxxo. Not sure what her beef is as this time she wants to load rocks into him?! Luckily her SPs take her away. Boxxo thought he would have a nice time ogling at ladies at the bath. Well, if you like furry animal ladies! Boxxo has a gambling version. Some grandpa has tried many times to get a free drink from it but always misses. Until his granddaughter hits the jackpot. She gives the free drink to him but notes she has been happy since she gets to see him. Awww, how sweet! Bear gives Boxxo a mission. As he can camouflage into his surroundings, he needs him to observe as there have been a spate of crimes increasing lately. As he hides outside the association, Suori and Lammis have a showdown before him. While Lammis doesn’t think she own Boxxo, Suori believes Boxxo will have time spent better at her magnificent mansion. She also thinks Boxxo isn’t just an ordinary magic tool. Lammis too isn’t sure but since he understands and responds accordingly, he is probably the same like other humans. Suori vows to get enough money to buy Boxxo. In the meantime she’ll leave it in Lammis’ care to polish him up real good. Boxxo pops up, surprising Lammis. She is willing to tell him her whole day.

Episode 4
Well, Boxxo got kidnapped. At first he didn’t think of anything when a few shady guys came to ask his permission to bring him somewhere on pretence their boss is opening a shop. He should’ve sensed something wrong when that thief is part of this group. Nevertheless he agreed and only realized he is kidnapped as they’ve been travelling on the road for 8 hours! Then they meet the bandit boss who has his men try to take money out of him. Because the thief knows he can repair himself no matter how much damage he takes, they start trashing Boxxo. Of course they can’t actually break him as it’s not part of the plan. Boxxo’s revenge is to serve them the worst drink in his menu! Eventually the bandits leave Boxxo in the care of Hulemy. She is also kidnapped by them and is tasked to study Boxxo. Being the smart girl she is, she can deduce who Boxxo is and how he works. Boxxo shows a few of his tricks and it impresses Hulemy. That night, the baddies come in while she is sleeping to teach her a lesson. Boxxo then churns out porn mags to change their mind. Phew. Because she is also not well fed, Boxxo treats her to a lot of tasty snacks. But soon, the bandit boss tells her she has only 2 days to figure out how to get the money out of Boxxo or else. But during this time, Boxxo dispenses health care products so Hulemy can take care of her hygiene. Hulemy can tell Boxxo is thinking of escaping but she believes it is futile. As she cannot fight, escaping blindly into the forest filled with monsters is like a death wish. Although she isn’t scared of dying, it is a better chance they put up with this and see what the bandits want. Soon, they are rudely awakened with heavy fighting outside. Definitely it is Lammis and her party in search of Boxxo. Can’t miss her loud scream. When the roof collapses, Boxxo initiates a barrier. He can’t keep this up but luckily with the bandits’ loot, Hulemy feeds some coins to power him up. Hulemy soon collapses because the barrier is air tight. Boxxo puts out oxygen masks for her. On a trivial note, Boxxo tells us this was real back in the old days of Japan. With the bandits defeated, Lammis is finally reunited with Boxxo. She is overwhelmed with emotion and won’t let him go. Can’t risk another kidnap?

Episode 5
Hulemy explains to Boxxo that Lammis never stopped looking for him. This stems from an old trauma. They come from a village that was ravaged by monsters. Only they were the survivors as Lammis’ incredible strength somehow saved them. But that also became her weakness because she was too scared to do anything and has regretted ever since. Suori sees Hulemy with a request. Influential merchant families will gather to showcase their magic items. The one who planned it is her rival, Kanashi. Hence she needs Hulemy’s help and Boxxo. At the gathering, we see Suori and Kanashi having a loli b*tch showdown. So young so b*tchy. We’ll see who will have the last laugh. As everyone starts showcasing their weird items, finally it is Suori’s turn. Her magic engineer showcases this golem. Everyone is impressed but Hulemy could tell he has dabbled in something forbidden. This means he has captured and trapped a soul inside it and the worst case scenario is it will go berserk and destroy the entire town. Which is what happening now! All the SPs can’t do no jack sh*t to stop it but Hulemy could easily do so? No wonder she’s the master. With everyone heaping praises on her, Suori gets the laugh last over Kanashi. Munami and the other restaurant guys hold a meeting. The famous Chains Restaurant will be opening a franchise in their town and they know it is bad for business. I guess that’s why they need Boxxo’s help along with Lammis and Hulemy. As they visit the shop, the owner even invites them to work with him but they decline. They try out the food and it tastes pretty average. Perhaps they have gotten used to Boxxo’s food? In another meeting, Munami and co now cook different foods to be added to their menu. As Boxxo cannot taste, Lammis and Hulemy do the honours. Boxxo helps out by dispensing snacks like spaghetti, burgers and takoyaki. They love it so much and start incorporating it into their dish. Then they set up stall outside Chains. At first nobody wants to try it out. But because the queue to Chains is long, many give up as they try the street food and soon fall in love with it. Soon, they attract more people and Chains closed its doors due to poor sales. Soon Kerioyl requests Boxxo to join him on a mission but he declines. However Kerioyl will keep that option open. Boxxo is more concerned about Lammis. Does she want to do it? To cheer her up, he dispenses flowers.

Episode 6
Is a vending machine a good place for romance? Well, Boxxo notices a girl liking one of the guards so he gives her lots of freebies to cook for him. She is so happy that seeing her cute smile makes his day. Lammis seems to agree to join Kerioyl’s scouting quest on some crocodile monster. Hulemy also tags along since she is knowledgeable about the ecology. During the journey, I guess it is to showcase more of Boxxo’s different versions, including one that dispenses camping equipment! After his men came back with some info from a preliminary scouting, Filmina wants Kerioyl to go take it out because it could pose a threat to humans. You know what it eats when it gets hungry, no? Of course, the crocodile monster fetches a high price. Because Boxxo can dispense a huge amount of ice, Hulemy gets an idea. As Boxxo continues dumping ice into the river to force the crocodile monsters out so it is easier for the hunters to kill, Kerioyl and his men along with Lammis trek on for their hunt, leaving Hulemy behind with Boxxo. She explains to him that every stratum has its own boss and nobody knows what triggers it nor how long it takes. But with the recent disturbances, Bear thinks one might appear. Soon Kerioyl and co are seen running back for their lives. It’s that big mother crocodile monster after their asses. With Lammis out, they are forced to only rescue Hulemy and only return for Boxxo another time. Good thing or not, the monster is now targeting Boxxo. Despite the thick barrier he made, he is bumped far away by it. Must have lost a lot of HP from that. Boxxo dispenses some chicken meat for it. Since it takes the bait, he flushes out more. Oh damn, the monster just swallows Boxxo entirely! Noting his HP is decreasing fast inside its acidic stomach, Boxxo starts to combine some ingredients to make it inflammable. Yeah, a fiery explosion that kills the monster outright. Boxxo is safe from being a meal but the ground starts to split as Boxxo falls through. The only thing on his mind is that he can imagine Lammis’ crying face.

Episode 7
As Boxxo falls, he turns into a machine that dispenses balloons. If that doesn’t help, turn into a cardboard machine! OMFG! Serious?! Boxxo falls into the next level of the stratum which is a maze. Thanks to defeating that monster, he earned a million points and can conveniently level up. Which means more weird machines he can transform into. Including one with vacuum sucking abilities to suck up the special coin the monster dropped. However such transformation is limited to a couple of hours and he must revert back to his original form. As he sits there, he notices a group of little doggies being chased by a menacing group of orcs. Boxxo shoots bottles at them to make them run away. At first the doggies are scared of Boxxo since it talks. But he manages to win them over by giving them free food. Once they’ve got a taste of it, they buy more food and eat their fill. Boxxo learns the quartet (Mikenne, Suco, Pell and Short) are on quest to defeat this stratum’s boss to get some great reward. Attempts by Boxxo to hint that he can communicate with them fails since they cannot get he is responding to their questions due to his limited vocab. To move around easier, Boxxo now has wheels so the doggies can push him. Boxxo tries to use his barrier to communicate but they think he is against them. Oh well, food to do the trick to get them back to his side. With the orcs coming back for revenge, Boxxo turns into a gasoline machine to make it slippery. However a huge flaming skeleton pops up and devours the orcs before leaving. This is the floor boss? Good luck trying to defeat it. That night as they sleep, Boxxo notices flaming skulls approaching. He wakes the doggies up and gives them water to help defeat them. But still, they think Boxxo is just a machine spouting pre-programmed lines! As they continue their journey, the doggies could smell Bear close by. They also talk about some brute woman. That’s you, Lammis. And true enough, an emotional Lammis reunites with Boxxo. I wonder how many HP he lost with that hug. The whole gang is here and Kerioyl is safe because he would never hear the end from Lammis after he ‘abandoned’ Boxxo. Hence the search to look for him. Bear thanks the doggies for guarding Boxxo. Then he lets them know he has a conscious of his own. They test it out and is in shock that he has understood all that they have said the entire time. Now you get it?

Episode 8
We’re not done with this level yet. You see, there is a legend that if you get to the most bottom level, you’ll get your wish granted. However there are other conditions to fulfil like defeating a stratum boss and obtaining its coin. Kerioyl has a few such coins but in order for his entire team to have their wish granted, he needs more. Since Boxxo is in possession of one, he too can have his wish granted. Perhaps become human again? Since Lammis agrees to work with him on this mission, Boxxo’s answer is the same. Bear then explains the plan. They have created a huge hole to lure the flaming skeleton to fall inside. However its flames can still burn and vaporize so they need some powerful water magic to put out the flames. Boxxo transforms into some spray machine. So is he going to fill up that big hole?! Yeah, it took days and it is nowhere near the desired level. Remember, Boxxo can only remain transformed for 2 hours per day. Change of plans as he starts dumping ice. That night, Lammis asks him if his wish is to become human again. Boxxo thinks hard about it and realizes his worth is only because as a vending machine, he can supply lots of cool stuffs. If he returns to a human, he’ll be useless. So yes and no. Next day, the gang lure the flaming skeleton into the hole. They prepare for the immense heat but nothing happens. Turns out Boxxo wasn’t dumping ice but dry ice. With carbon dioxide all around, no oxygen to fuel the flames. They have to do some hard hitting to defeat it. Yeah, Boxxo is the heaviest, right? He survived the fall to this stratum too. Obviously Lammis will not allow Boxxo to be further hurt. They think of going down and finish the job but Boxxo is against it. As carbon dioxide is still lingering, they will die of its poisoning. Hence Boxxo turns into a porn mag version! Embarrassed Lammis hits him away but it’s all part of the plan as Boxxo turns into some heavy version and pummels right through the skeleton! That easy! He sucks up the coin and uses balloons to float back up! WOAH! Kerioyl wants the coin but is reminded it is Boxxo’s right to keep it since he defeated the boss. In that case, Kerioyl will buy it from him and offers a very generous amount. Boxxo agrees since it is quite a lot and he doesn’t need 2 such coins.

Episode 9
Bear has tasked Lammis, Hulemy and the doggies to survey the perimeter of the labyrinth stratum. But they won’t be doing it alone as there is this handsome adventurer, Mishuel who will be joining them. But of course he too has his own insecurities (like how he comes to this stratum because fewer people come here). Nothing like Boxxo to help calm this guy down with some drinks. But as they continue their survey, it becomes evident that Mishuel feels uncomfortable around unfamiliar people, contributing more to his anxiety. Lammis is not well but yet she pushes herself hard. Boxxo failed to pick this up sooner but of course now he can dispense some wet wipes to cool her. Oh heck, he can also turn into a laundry machine to wash clothes! Is a laundromat a vending machine?! When they sense a few human adventurers, Mishuel believes they are after him but won’t tell the reason. As he is still sceptical about Boxxo’s barrier, they demonstrate to him. Took a lot of points but at least he is now convinced. So when they encounter those humans, Mishuel tells them not to harm his comrades. This means he is going to defeat them all. Obviously with Boxxo’s contraptions, those guys are soon defeated. In the end, Mishuel is grateful so Lammis suggests he joins Kerioyl’s group seeing he is looking for people with talents regardless of their past. He’ll take up on her advice but still can’t help worry about meeting new people. When our gang return home, some thought Boxxo had been working as a vending machine. It turns out fake vending machines were placed at where Chains once stood. Yeah, people behind it were cooking the stuffs! Soon they went bust after the real Boxxo returned to business.

Episode 10
Munami decides to hold an eating contest to celebrate the end of that hoax vending machine incident. However they fear gluttons like those doggies and Shui. Not sure about Boxxo’s proposal about using cola during the contest but contestants will also have a choice to drink water. And so the contest begins with the doggies from the first block advancing the finals whereas Lammis and Shui in the second block doing the same. As the finals begin, Boxxo turns into a jukebox to liven up the atmosphere. In the end, it is Shui who wins it and the grand prize is that she gets Boxxo all to herself for the whole day. Along with Lammis, they head to the original stratum to meet all the orphanage kids that Shui lives with. Time to dispense some charity as Boxxo gives them lots of free food and drinks. He also dispenses lots of fun items, washes their clothes and even fills up a hot bath for them. Later Shui comes to thank him for everything and explains the origins of this stratum. For those who want to explore other dungeon strata, this is the first place you enter as you must find some transport circle. If one is unable to do that, then one has no business in moving to other strata. This means those who cannot make it are left behind like these abandoned children. Her wish is for everyone to be happy. That night, bandits try to steal Boxxo. Instead of alarming the others, he turns into a washing machine and shoot ice?! Well, that scared them away. Next morning, Boxxo replays a footage of last night. The director is not happy these former hunters have decided to turn into a life of crime. She is going to teach them a lesson. She returns with all smiles and reassures they will never come back again. Shui explains the director was her teacher who taught her various stuffs and she once adventured with Bear. Boxxo thinks Shui will one day become like her.

Episode 11
Lammis is filled with fear! Because Kerioyl’s next mission is to head down to the dead stratum to defeat its undead boss. No use hiding it, Lammis definitely has phobia of scary things and she’s trying hard to deny that she isn’t. Can’t fool us. She’s certainly afraid. I mean, who else is going to carry Boxxo, right? So everybody heads down there. Except Filmina. Why? She’s scared of those stuffs too. Oh Lammis… They stay at a town and the hostess could be the scariest looking. Yeah, Lammis just fainted. How to carry her to her room? Don’t worry, Boxxo can turn himself smaller! OMG! Why does he not do this all the time?! Oh right. Time limit. As Boxxo is placed out of the inn, he notices by night fall, lots of zombies and ghosts haunt the place. He tries to shoot salt and other prayer items but I guess it doesn’t work in isekai! What if they just want to buy something?! Oh right. The dead don’t carry money! Next day, the hostess talks to Boxxo about how the undead envy the living. Boxxo is left unharmed since he is deemed not dangerous. Eh? I thought it’s because he isn’t a living thing?! Technically. With Lammis still scared, Hulemy suggests training her. Yeah, just walk through the place alone. See how fast Lammis chickens out? But as long as she has Boxxo, she’ll face her fears better. Boxxo plays some music and gives off nice aroma to help her calm her nerves. Next day, Kerioyl has returned with more help, namely the doggies and Mishuel. The latter is joining his group on a trial basis. The gang continue their mission and fight the undead along the way. As Boxxo is placed outside the inn every night, he notices a young zombie kid. Not wanting his bloody hands staining all over, he gives a free drink. Well, zombie kid just bites bottle! This process repeats for a few nights. Well, Boxxo somewhat enjoys this. One day, they have a night mission. Kerioyl’s guys spot the zombie kid and kill him. Though, they are confused why he has a coin. Boxxo understands although is sad with the outcome. He realizes the zombie kid must have observed how to purchase from a vending machine and wanted to do the same. The gang then discusses about the stratum’s boss and is believed to be a great magic user. So the best way to defend against such magic? Boxxo, right? I guess that’s the real reason he is brought along. But with everyone agreeing to do this job, they party for the night. Got to keep the good vibes flowing.

Episode 12
The gang analyse all the enemies before them. Don’t worry. Boxxo transforms into a petrol dispenser and you can guess what they can do with the inflammable liquid, right? Then they fight off the skeleton mage who starts throwing all his magic at Lammis but she fights back with her might. Yeah, it’s not magic. Then she trolls us by hinting of slamming Boxxo onto him. Turns out to be a dropkick. That sure finished him off. However he is not the stratum’s boss and is absorbed by the real deal. The undead king known as Netherlord. Mishuel tries a sneak attack from behind but he saw it coming and Mishuel takes a hard hit. Soon everyone goes down and he won’t let anyone escape. He then zaps and kills off Hulemy and Shui! Lammis in despair and rage as she fights Netherlord but it is no use. Boxxo has a plan but fears Lammis would lose her life if this gamble fails. But since Lammis believes in him, Boxxo’s doubts are blown away. So, he transforms into a balloon machine to propel Lammis close to Netherlord so she can dropkick on him? Just broke his arm, that’s all. Netherlord is impressed she could touch him and is interested to see how this develops. He disappears, hoping to fight them another time. But now it is a race for time because how can Hulemy and Shui be saved? They’re dead?! Oh, Boxxo turns into a defibrillator machine! Thank goodness for the instructions on how to use it. With the high electric shock and some CPR, Hulemy and Shui revive! What a great relief. Everyone returns and reports to Bear so he thinks Netherlord is just a general serving the Demon Lord. Basically there is somebody more powerful than him! He will talk to other stratum leaders about this and has everyone rest up. Mishuel feels powerless in that fight but the doggies give him hope to fight with them again. Alongside with lots more powerful warriors! Kerioyl has also been thinking. If it was his wish, he would be reckless and wouldn’t care if he dies. But now he fears it will cost the life of his comrades. However they assure him this is what they decided and will always follow him. As Boxxo blames himself for the last battle and that everyone has been lucky so far, Lammis thinks not because it was him who has always protected them. Thanks to him, everyone pulled through. Hulemy and Shui kiss Boxxo as thanks! Isn’t this embarrassingly awkward and weird?! Here Lammis, have a go too! Still embarrassing! No wonder Boxxo wants to remain a vending machine!

Convenience In A Boxxo: Don’t Leave Home Without One
Atari ga detara mou ippon (Congratulations, you have won another one). Well… Looks like… Ooatari (You’ve won)! That’s right. We’ll be getting another season! Yeah, we sure hit the jackpot with this vending machine, don’t we? This means Boxxo and his merry friends will have another chance to take on Netherlord and other more powerful beings. Yup, a chance to showcase more of Boxxo’s abilities in the future. Boy, are we so lucky to have Boxxo around.

For this season, there doesn’t seem to be a clear storyline or a solid plot. Well, it is already hinted in the title about Boxxo wandering about in the dungeon. So that itself already tells us that there isn’t going to be some sort of storyline to follow and as we have seen, most of the episodes are just random skits of Boxxo accompanying Lammis and other adventures in their strange adventures in this isekai’s strange stratums and levels. I mean, when you have a vending machine as your main character, what else can you do about it? Therefore Boxxo is just here as he makes people happy and brings smiles to their faces with his delicious treats and useful-cum-resourceful items. That’s your Japanese vending machine for you.

Of course I have to call out a lot of BS and scream plot convenience about Boxxo’s super abilities. I understand this isekai and he just can’t be a normal vending machine. So for him to turn into different types of vending machines may be a shock at first but when he really could just transform into many and various block of machines, I think that is just too much. Firstly, I don’t know how the whole thing even works. It feels very iffy and flimsy a reason. Oh you know, people put in their coins which serves as nourishment for Boxxo to gain points so he can level up or expend them later for other abilities. It just confuses the hell out of me and all I could see is the plot convenience to pull the adventurers out of a punch when the time calls for it.

So why doesn’t he just transform to such great conveniences all the time? Oh right. That time limit per day thingy. How convenient. Still, it feels like a lame excuse to nerf Boxxo because otherwise he’ll be transforming into so many forms, we’ll eventually forget his original form. Zannen (How unfortunate). Yeah, and put those strange skill point numbers so as to limit what Boxxo can do. But nothing at this point that Boxxo can’t expend because I am guessing the people in this stratum are so rich and feed Boxxo with all their coins. Despite Boxxo also does a lot of charity and give free treats from time to time. So is Boxxo not the ultimate overpowered main character already?! I don’t know, at this point I am wondering if there is not a version that Boxxo has not transformed into. Don’t be surprised it will be a weapon dispensing box that is enough to take down the Demon Lord!

Making the whole affair a bit stranger is the fact that Boxxo in the eyes of these characters, remains a huge heavy chunk of block. But so as not to bore us viewers, we get to see Boxxo’s different side. At least his cartoonish eyes overlapping his product display window. Remember, Boxxo cannot move on his own and his speech is very limited and pre-programmed in the eyes of others. Therefore when he ‘moves’ or makes dialogue and sometimes with snarky remarks or comments, it is just for us. So gee, is Boxxo like breaking the fourth wall? But yet everybody treats him like a normal comrade and communicate with him normally. Especially Lammis. If you’re an outsider and see her converse with a vending machine herself, you’d think she is a mad woman! So it is definitely strange that despite Boxxo have the abilities to dispense great foods and items, he somehow can’t turn himself into human or properly communicate. Could he just f*cking turn into a vending machine that dispenses some speech programme or artificial limbs?! What do you mean they don’t have that?! They have vending machines that sell used women panties in Japan, RIGHT???!!! Ahem! Before I wanted to make dirty jokes and quip how Boxxo should dispense condom, damn they already got that covered. Now I’m just waiting for the vibrator or other sex toys!

Character wise, I guess they’re pretty okay but nothing too deep about them. If you would love your characters with some sort of development, you’d be disappointed here since there is almost none. I mean, take a look at Boxxo already. What else can we say about him? Overpowered as f*ck but the only problem is that he is an unmovable block that can’t properly communicate (save for using those limited lines as codes). He gets a good reputation seeing he helps others many times whether it is providing them with good things (business or charity) and also has proven himself in some ways pivotal in scaring or defeating the enemy. Yeah, it is a good thing the people of this world have this magic block on their side. Life would have been so much blander without Boxxo around. It may not contribute to any points but I’m sure the kisses will rev up his morale and who knows? Convert them into skill points! Hey, anything impossible is possible with him. So keep those kisses coming. Aren’t we so jealous of a vending machine! And you thought same sex kisses were lewd or kissing animals was weird, the mother of all kisses, kissing a vending machine! Now I’ve seen everything! Oh, can he turn into a kissing booth?

Boxxo’s companion, Lammis is definitely a strong woman. Literally! Making her the strongest and the only one who can carry Boxxo around without breaking a sweat is the much needed convenience so that we can witness the strange dynamism between them. My mind can’t help ponder if she is going to start some sort of romantic relationships with a machine! It will be totally weird! No, just creepy! I don’t think innocent Lammis would go that far but it cannot be denied that she is quite close to Boxxo and is for most of the time with him. They’re like almost inseparable. Sometimes the way she cares so much for him and have panic attacks when he goes missing, it makes me feel like Boxxo is her security blanket. I don’t think I would go so far as to say that she would be overly possessive of Boxxo and that she claims him 100%, but it’s like the end of the world when she doesn’t know about Boxxo’s status or whereabouts. After all, she was the one who found Boxxo first so technically she has that right to claim ownership of him.

As for the other characters, unfortunately I feel they’re barely there and most of them aren’t quite memorable. Hulemy unlike the rest of the characters have no fighting abilities but she is a genius. Uhm, don’t see her display that but I guess she is something seeing she is childhood friends with Lammis. My guess is that having this role, in the future there is a possibility she will be using this genius to turn Boxxo into a human. Though, there is a point to ponder if that happens, will Boxxo be useful to everyone. I’m sure that based on all the people he has met, they won’t scorn him just because he can’t give them good treats anymore! Will they?! So Boxxo whether human or vending machine form, I believe these people aren’t so black hearted to abandon him.

Even if Kerioyl seems to be a nice and understanding guy, sometimes he sounds like he has his own agenda but eventually it is all for the greater good. I mean, do you all notice that whenever they are planning to undertake missions and they need Boxxo, they always politely have to note and ask for his permission? Well, Boxxo is like some sort of a magic item to them and furthermore, he is not a resident of this world. Hence they do not actually know he is a human in his previous life so in the event if they’re being rude or selfish, they might fear incurring the wrath of some deity or higher being. Worse, imagine if Boxxo stops giving them good stuffs because they offended him! Yeah, it would be the ultimate nightmare when a vending machine eats your money! HORROR!!!

Anyway, back to the characters, as I said many don’t really leave much impression on me and it’s just perhaps to showcase the many characters that Boxxo has met and the many people he has made happy with. Why not? He can give you anything! ANYTHING! What more could a vending machine ask? So characters like Bear, Filmina, Shui, Mishuel, the doggies and other characters whom I don’t even remember their names, they’re just pretty basic. Sure, all have their own quirky behaviours but with Boxxo and Lammis hogging the limelight, they sure fall into obscurity fast until the next (short) screen time. And what happened to Suori? I thought she would play a more prominent role but I guess I was just overthinking and after that incident, she is never seen again like as though she never existed to begin with. Sure, a very short cameo in the last scene but it doesn’t amount to anything. On side note, it’s just sad that her rival Kanashi is named so. No wonder she lost… Sad…

Art and animation are pretty standard. Even though the characters are typical conventional Japanese anime style of today’s era, sometimes they look a bit cartoonish especially the girls like Lammis, Hulemy and Shui. That’s because I noticed that some scenes have a drop in quality and the characters looking a bit simpler than they should. But the overall tone, colouring and hues are quite bright and colourful (save for a few dark scenes) and this could be easily mistaken as a cartoon for younger audiences. This anime is jointly done by Studio Gokumi and Axisz who have both produced many animes together like Kiniro Mosaic, Tonari No Kyuuketsuki-san, Seiren, Yumemiru Danshi Wa Genjitsushugisha, Koukaku No Pandora and Shuumatsu No Harem.

Voice acting, delighted to hear Jun Fukuyama as Boxxo and it’s been quite a while I’ve heard him play a main role instead of some supporting or cameo ones. Others I recognized include only Kazuya Nakai as Kerioyl, Ai Kayano as Filmina and Sho Hayami as Netherlord. The other cats are Kaede Hondo as Lammis (Echidna in Yuusha Yamemasu), Shiki Aoki as Hulemy (Homura in Edens Zero), Atsushi Miyauchi as Bear (Niji in One Piece), Miyu Tomita as Shui (titular character in Gabriel Dropout), Takuya Eguchi as Mishuel (Hikigaya in Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Comedy Wa Machigatteiru), Yuuko Okui as Munami (Ayano in Yumemiru Danshi Wa Genjitsushugisha) and Shizuku Hoshinoya as Suomi (Fina in Kami-tachi Ni Hirowareta Otoko).

The opening theme can’t be more aptly named. That’s right. It’s called Fanfare and it has lots of it. Sung by Bradio, however the thing that catches my attention is that this song feels a lot like disco. Or at least there are some parts of the song have me thinking that American band, Earth, Wind & Fire made some cameo collaboration here! Or did they sample some parts of Boogie Wonderland here?! But the lively and hip pace of the song makes it quite nice and sometimes makes you want to get up and do a little bit of dancing. As for the ending theme, The Usual Soup by Peel The Apple, it feels like a children’s song? At least it has that vibe since the song is quite simple and bubbly.

Overall, personally this anime is rather okay in my books. Sure, it has its funny and entertaining moments but it is yet another typical isekai genre with an overpowered main character and the storyline is not much. Yes, I could say the characters are bland too. Also to nit-pick, I couldn’t enjoy all those delicious treats Boxxo served so gee, is this actually a food themed anime too?! Zannen. Yeah, this world’s isekai food is so bland, they have to get their moment of happiness from a vending machine. Good for you Boxxo, to be loved by everyone! That’s so isekai main character-ish. So yeah, you bet he’ll be around the next time to serve up more tasty treats and nifty items because it’s the only way to feed his need to be needed. Arigatou gozaimashita (Thank you very much). Mata no goriyou omachishiteimasu (Please come again) for next season then.

Funny. It was one of those old anime series that just slipped my radar somehow. Did it slip my thoughts too? I heard of Sora Wo Miageru Shoujo No Hitomi Ni Utsuru Sekai for a long time but somehow can’t remember why I never bothered to watch it or even put it on the back burner of my watch list. Not even during those dreaded Corona virus lockdown times. Ugh. Such awkwardness. I might have actually and really forgotten all about it until recently when I accidentally stumbled upon it. Lucky me or what? And I thought it was related to Sora Wo Kakeru Shoujo but I was so wrong. Nothing to do with it 100% except for the very similar title that confused me. No time leaping here. Just probably some dimension hopping. Maybe. Heh.

Episode 1
As narrated, a war over a power known as Akuto rages on. Yumemi Hidaka looks like an ordinary girl. She goes to school with her friends, Ichiko Ono and Suzume Imamura. It seems Yumemi herself can only see floating islands that others couldn’t. Then suddenly out of the blue, this guy with red hair, Munto claims he has found her, the girl of destiny. He wants her to lend her powers but some barrier prevents him. She tries to get her to come with him but time is out as Yumemi returns to reality. Obviously, her friends did not witness all that drama. Munto laments he needs that power as flashback shows Gass, the guardian of time asking him about his plans to save the Magical Kingdom. Because if he is going to break the rules of time, he won’t let him go. However he won’t stop him since the world’s fate has been decided and stopping him won’t change anything. Because Akuto is running out, Gass wonders what Akuto saw since he is going in that darkness filled world. Munto said he dreamt of a girl. Similarly, Ryuely the prophet of the Magical Kingdom told Toche her disciple that Munto’s vision of a girl will save the world (although this prophecy caused Ryuely her sight). It seems this power is needed to open Heaven’s future. Otherwise, it will fall and crash to the lower worlds below, making everything disappear. Thus Munto has left to go get it. Toche remains sceptical if this girl really holds the key. Meanwhile Gass defends Magical Kingdom against the United Army led by Leica. This event is being discussed by the elders at the United Army HQ in Heavens. They are not amused that Gass is an Outsider and he is interfering. The longer this battle lasts, the more Akuto they will lose. Hence they must quickly destroy Magical Kingdom so they can manage the remaining Akuto. When they receive news that Munto has left for the lower world (that is without Akuto – which is Earth, right?), they think Magical Kingdom’s king has gone crazy with this suicide move. However United Army’s commander, Gntarl thinks Munto is scheming something.

In school, Suzume tells her friends that she is going to get married to her boyfriend, Kazuya Takamori tomorrow. WTF?! She is only 13! Is this the legal age of marriage in Japan???!!! Obviously Yumemi and Ichiko worry about her so they think of checking out this Kazuya guy seeing he has a reputation of being a troublemaker. The elders narrate how Heaven was the closest beings to God when Akuto was at its fullest. They could use Akuto as they please but little do they know, it wasn’t going to last forever as they thought. Despite knowing this, Heaven continued to waste Akuto. Then it got too late when they lost their future and hope. They started wars in fear of losing Akuto. But soon they started to realize it wasn’t worth it so they sealed their powers and have up their desires, living frugally and utilizing the remaining Akuto to the fullest. Despite so, Akuto continues to deplete rapidly and there is now fear Heaven is in danger of disappearing. In order to not let all their efforts go to waste, they need to find a solution. They believe Munto and his Magical Kingdom that overuse Akuto are the source and hence must be swiftly eliminated to stop the decline of Akuto. Although word is that Munto still lives, they think in that world he is going that is without Akuto, he will soon disappear. Of course Gntarl it isn’t simple as that and all this could be just a distraction. Just to be safe, he is going to send this ugly motherf*cker automaton to fight him. This will at least wear him out until he dies. Yumemi and Ichiko ask around until they find Kazuya at the river bank.

Episode 2
Gntarl demonstrates the automaton’s power. Destructive. Meanwhile Kazuya confirms he will be marrying Suzume here. He explains about his life. Basically forever alone. Eventually he felt useless and not needed by his family or society and wanted to kill himself. It was Suzume who saved him. It helped open his eyes. There is a wall before him that he cannot overcome and he needs Suzume for it. Hence the marriage is just symbolic and a starting point for them to move on. The friends sympathize with him but don’t drag Yumemi into this mess. Kazuya believes in Suzume and her capacity since her hand pulled him out from his miserable life filled with trouble. So for him to move forward into the future, there is something he needs to get past and Suzume told him a place he needed to go. So tomorrow their new future begins from here. He assures them he truly loves Suzume. As the friends return, Yumemi experiences another vision from Munto. He is getting desperate for her to lend her powers to save their worlds. She is brought back to reality with Ichiko’s intervention. Yeah, looks like now she is going to have to worry about Yumemi’s mental state of health.

Back home, Yumemi asks mom her opinions should she marry tomorrow. Why? Does she love somebody? Not really. In that case she isn’t ready and should only think about that once she is an adult with responsibilities. This only further confuses Yumemi because since she is a child, does not have any responsibilities? Oh right. Do your homework! After all, she doesn’t have the capacity to live on her own yet. As Yumemi ponders mom’s words in bet, yet another pesky visit from Munto. I get he is desperate but does he have to sound very rude and pushy? No wonder Yumemi is reluctant since heck, she doesn’t even understand what is going on? I mean, he wants her to lend her power but HOW?! WHAT POWER AND HOW TO LEND?! But I guess the buzzword for her is future and responsibilities so she wants to know how to fulfil that. Too bad time is up as Yumemi returns to reality. Next day at school, Kazuya comes in as Suzume elopes with him. Oh damn, the entire teaching faculty go into panic mode as they scramble! Yumemi and Ichiko try to tail them but along the way, oh no it’s that damn Munto again. Once more, PLEASE LEND ME YOUR POWER! I keep telling you, HOW THE F*CK IS SHE GOING TO DO THAT?! She doesn’t even understand what the f*ck Akuto is?! Another interruption breaks this. Of course this is thanks to the automaton attacking as Munto is forced to deal with this first. Kazuya and Suzume are seen swimming across the river. I hope they’re not going to drown themselves!!!

Episode 3
Some teachers are trying to stop them but hell, they can’t even swim?! Yumemi and Ichiko seeing this, they cheer on the duo to keep pushing forward. Yumemi remembers the things Suzume has done for her when she was in trouble. Because she has never lost faith, they too need to believe in her as she has never doubted them. At this point, all the other classmates have also arrived and start cheering on for them. The duo arrive safely on the other side. The teachers reprimand them although the rest continue to give their support at how amazing their feat was. Meanwhile there is only 1 pillar left holding up Magical Kingdom. It won’t do much as the floating island starts to fall. It is at this point that this island becomes visible to the Earthlings below. Wow. Must be a plane?! Oh God, is a plane that big?! Seeing all this, Yumemi now believes it is her turn to protect her world and future. Not sure where she is running to but in the end she ends up to where Munto is. He defeated to automaton but at a great cost. He is now going to disappear. Yumemi wants to help him so he tells her to believe in her own power. Because he does. Yumemi tries to reach him but a barrier stops her. She doesn’t give up and fights against the force. This shocks the watching elders and the Magical Kingdom’s prophets because she is an ordinary girl with no Akuto or even any equipment and yet she is breaking through this barrier. Eventually their hands touch and causes a great explosion. Actually, the break in the barrier causes Akuto trapped in both worlds to flow into the other. So in short, everything returns to normal. Yumemi wakes up in Ichiko’s hands. So now you believe about the floating islands? Yes, everybody saw it and the whole world is now abuzz trying to figure out what it is. Yumemi is unsure of Munto’s fate and his world. But at that moment where everybody saw the same sky as she always did, this is why she believes one day they will meet again.

Episode 4
Munto returns to Magical Kingdom and his subjects celebrate his victory and his promises kept. However as Ryuely puts it, he might have restored Akuto to Heaven and prevented its destruction but is this the future he wants? 1.5 years have passed as Yumemi and her friends are doing fine. But now we see Munto leading his warriors against the country of Horguze. Heck, in fact ever since the restoration of Akuto, the countries have started to fear losing it and trying to wage war on everybody. Yes, it’s a civil war right now in Heaven. The elders can do no sh*t as their advice has fallen on deaf ears. So their only hope is to rely on Gntarl? Speaking of which, he is trying to get Yumemi for himself but Gass confronts him. Noting the marks on his body, it seems Gass has been relieved from his position. Because of that, he is cursed and his body will soon be destroyed. He is no longer an Outsider. Gntarl theorizes he helped Munto by breaking the taboo and let him go to that world because it was the only way to save Heaven. He assures he won’t make the same mistake as Munto and will bring eternal prosperity to Heaven. Unfortunately Gass doesn’t see it that way and is here to stop Gntarl. Gass is weakened although he takes out many of Gntarl’s ships. Though, that won’t stop this guy from advancing his plans. Munto once again leads his men against the persistent Horguze. Ryuely is worried about him because ever since his contact with Yumemi, he seems to be afraid to reach out to her again. When they first touched, all her memories poured into him and became afraid of her fleeting existence. As he fights their king, Gridori, surprisingly Leica (from Ender nation) is here to help him. She suggests a truce and form an alliance since their enemy is the same. But looks like Gass won’t let Munto do that. He will handle this war for him as he throws Munto down to the lower world. He wants to see his dream.

Episode 5
Yumemi continues to space out into the sky and this worries Ichiko. Despite everyone coming to a conclusion that floating island was a mirage, maybe it hasn’t ended yet for Yumemi as she can still see them. Then as the friends work part time at a shrine belonging to their classmate, Takashi Tobe, when Yumemi goes near a sacred rock, she felt the same sensation when she contacted Munto. As she tries to further touch it, she is shocked to see a vision of an unconscious Munto. What is he doing in this world? Vision snaps so she calls it a day. Back home, she continues to feel sad and uneasy. Like Munto, she too has received his life memories during the contact. We see Munto being born during the Akuto crisis. His parents sacrificed himself to stem it and viewed their child as their future who will bring order back. However the elders viewed it differently and called him a cursed child who took the life of his parents. Because of that, they blamed him for bringing danger to Heaven. Hence the United Army will not obey Magical Kingdom anymore. Munto was enraged although he never gave up hope. Not even when Gass and Ryuely told him how they saw the sealed fate of Heaven. Because Munto vowed to continue to search for that ray of hope, Ryuely needed to see beyond her limited prophecy and hence sacrificed her sight so that she could become his eyes. Ichiko calls Yumemi to soothe her. She talks about how Yumemi could see the floating islands since young but Ichiko wanted to see it so much and when she couldn’t, she cried. Hence Yumemi was being considerate each time the friends go out, she always brought an umbrella no matter the weather. Last year she got her wish by seeing it although it was just for a short while. Ichiko believes her world is too far from hers. It’s not a place they can go. Also, she thinks thinking too much of it won’t make her happy. What she is trying to say is that her friends are reachable and will be there for her rather than those floating islands. So please stay with them. But Ichiko is still uneasy. She still keeps hearing voices and seeing things over and over again. Was it not over? She pleads for Ichiko to save her. So as the friends and other classmates hang out at the park, all is fine and normal until Yumemi starts to go into that usual trance mode again. Ichiko tries to snap her out of it but this time Yumemi claims she needs to go somewhere and won’t run away. Suzume vouches for that. Let’s run away together like we did before. Suddenly a huge blast rocks the place. Yumemi senses it is Munto.

Episode 6
Several blasts occur around the place. Can’t imagine the casualty rate… Yumemi runs in search of Munto while her friends go after her. It seems the blasts are actually pillars from Gntarl’s ship. Munto realizes Gntarl’s plan to use this to kidnap Yumemi. However he notes this incident will cause Yumemi’s heart to reject it and create some collision in the barrier. Not sure what it means but I’m guessing it’s bad! Yumemi finally finds Munto and wants to help although the latter claims she can do nothing now. She calls out to his lies because she can tell both worlds are in danger and if she doesn’t help, both worlds will be destroyed. Her friends now call out to Yumemi and wants her to come back. However Yumemi insists on going so as to protect their future. She hopes to have fun with them when she gets back. Yumemi goes with Munto as their contact causes both their times to merge, dealing a great damage to Gntarl’s ship. This impact also causes some shock through Heaven. Munto then shows Yumemi this beam of light that they must return to before it closes. That light represents the bond connecting their worlds. They need to turn it into an entity and doing so will restore the cycle of Akuto. Hence she must believe in her own strength to achieve this. As long as they yearn for tomorrow, the future will never close. Essentially, don’t give up. Because Gridori is not amused with this farce, he attacks Munto. Munto leaves Yumemi in the care of his magician comrades while he goes face off with that madman. Gridori has also summoned his golems to try and take Yumemi but the magicians do all they can to protect her. Gridori is vexed that the previous king left everything to Munto whom he claims is weak. Munto accuses Gridori he is weak because he has nothing to protect. Gridori rubbishes that thought because as one of Heaven, they take whatever they want from weaklings and let none of it go. He will be the only ruler of Heaven. Meanwhile Leica and others are trying to save Gass but Gass has some tricks up his sleeve. Don’t tell me he is going to sacrifice himself.

Episode 7
Gridori seems to be winning but of course, Yumemi unleashes a great power to overturn that. Furthermore, Gass is going to take down Gridori with him and entrusts the future of Heaven to Munto. Gass disappears with Gridori, war is over, Munto lets out a frustrated scream. However Heaven is still in danger of being destroyed. Yumemi wakes up in Magical Kingdom. To make preparations, Munto takes her to see Ryuely who then has Toche give her a tour around their land. She learns more about Akuto and how her heroic acts last year saved Heavens. She’ll try her best again this time. Meanwhile the elders have seen Yumemi’s amazing power and realize they must not attack Magical Kingdom and only watch over Munto. However Gntarl rejects that idea because they should be capturing that girl and crystalize her to stabilize her power and save Heaven. The elders reject that so Gntarl scoffs at them their non-action means Heaven has no future. The elders soon forbid him to take action on behalf of United Army so Gntarl screws them and takes actions into his own hands. He will not let Heaven’s future be left in Munto’s hands. Munto now shows Yumemi memories of Heaven’s past. The origins of how this advanced human civilization created and controlled powers known as Akuto that is composed of feelings, dreams and wishes. Absolute power corrupts so they got too indulged and intoxicated in it and even killed off breeders of Akuto. They even went so far to cross time into other dimensions to steal it. This led to the creation of Heaven which is basically formed from the ugliness of pillaging Akuto from other planets. The rebels/slaves waited for the day to attack them to regain their future. To prevent this, the then king of Heaven sealed off space and time and burnt the lower worlds, cutting off all communications too. He also created a guardian of time who are actually cursed deities with greater powers but no interactions to the outside world (hence their nickname Outsiders) to protect themselves. Ironically, it became an obstacle to saving Heaven later on. Gass realized this and went against his fate and Heaven so as to bring back Akuto’s circulation to Heaven. Now this light is the connection he left behind. If successful, both their worlds will restore the cycle of Akuto. Yumemi is in shock after hearing this but wonders if this is the right thing to do. Munto replies they cannot undo the sins of the past but they can create a new future to make up for it.

Episode 8
While Munto tries to buy time at the light pillar, Yumemi goes to see Ryuely for her preparations. Ryuely mentions that they need to give form to that light. What exactly is that form, Yumemi must look into this mirror and her spirit will be reflected in it. She must face and accept it. Only then the preparations will be completed. Yumemi sees her own world being destroyed. Oh boy, it’s turning into a disaster flick! Jokes aside, she also sees her friends trying to save her. Uhm, how the f*ck do they know how to do that?! Anyway, she hears Ichiko blaming herself for not believing in Yumemi and because of that, she went alone and shoulder all the burden by herself. Then Ichiko and Suzume lose their balance and plunge to their death. Yumemi in distraught as she starts to face her own inner darkness. She is about to succumb to it until she hears Munto’s voice to believe in herself like she always did. Open up your future! Just like that, Yumemi turns into some spirit to save her friends and bring them back up to Magical Kingdom. The friends are happily reunited as Ryuely notes she didn’t even see this future. She hopes Yumemi can give shape to the future she wishes for. Ichiko tries to apologize to Yumemi for not trusting her and wants to come along till the end of the world. At this point, is there a reason to reject her? Now they’re going to head to that light. Uhm, are they going to fly there? Apparently yes. I believe I can fly! Before that, Munto’s subjects come to admire the new princesses and also hope they can save Munto who is doing all the work to save everything but of course reality is he can’t keep this up forever. The girls soon take it to the skies.

Episode 9
The flight didn’t last long as they free fall. So did they stop believing in themselves?! Thanks to Toche’s winged golem familiar, it catches them and brings them to where Munto is. Before Yumemi could help him, her friends are kidnapped by Gntarl. He is amazed her friends have the same power as her and thus a huge source to help restore and save Heaven. He calls out to foolish Munto that his methods will not save Heaven and that he is just wasting his time. Munto’s hands are tied. He can’t stop whatever he is doing because doing so will cause this light pillar to break and both worlds to crash. Yumemi won’t abandon her friends either but she knows what to do. Believe in her. As she walks towards Gntarl, he uses his power to crystalize her. However the process stops halfway as Yumemi tells him that even if he does this, trapping a person’s heart and feelings will do the whole thing no good. She vows to protect everything she loves and breaks out of it. Gntarl looking shock. So I take it he is out of tricks, huh? He is going to crystalize her friends instead but Yumemi lets out one huge blast to free them. Then she lectures him about protecting his own spirit and those important to him. Must be embarrassing for an old fart to get lectured by a young girl and just like that, he gives up! Well, maybe it is too late as the light disappears. Munto meets Yumemi’s friends for the first time. She assures him the future he wants to protect is still here. Some innuendo that trolls us about each other’s feelings but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. With the light out, how are they going to fix the worlds that are crashing? From the memories, Yumemi has figured out that everything in the world was built out of spirits. So they have to create back that light using the spirits. Yeah, so simple that nobody even thought about it. And so the quartet join hands and some great magic happens. Uhm, did both worlds collide?! In the aftermath, we see everyone returning to their normal lives. It seems Heaven now exist in the same plane as Earth. So yeah, there are floating islands and too bad for the islands that crashed onto land! My condolences whoever’s houses were sitting there! Also, there is going to be a first conference between representatives of both sides. However Munto who is Heaven’s representative is missing. Hope he didn’t get cold feet. Ryuely could sense Akuto flowing normally between both worlds although much time and understanding is needed as Akuto from both sides still need to solidify as one. This is the next challenge Munto must undertake and that is why it is important he completes that preparation. Until then, they shall wait for his return.

Let Akuto Be Done Though The Heavens Fall
Well, I have to be honest, I wasn’t really impressed with everything. I just thought the whole thing felt mediocre from start to finish and nothing that spectacular. Obviously this is me watching this retro at this point in time and having watched so many anime series throughout the years, this one that came out way back in 2009 just wouldn’t quite cut it by today’s standards. After all, it’s your standard anime affair with magic and fantasy elements and obviously a young protagonist shouldering the burden that would change and save the fate of not only her world but another. So are you impressed with that? Good for you if you do. But for me, nah.

You see, there were a couple of OVAs released a few years prior to the TV series and I did contemplate to watch that first. However it was a good thing I read a few reviews and comments that the TV series was really nothing new except a rehash of those OVAs. Yup, recycled scenes and the likes. Safe to say, if one has not watched those OVAs (the first one coming out in 2003 followed by its sequel in 2005), you wouldn’t lose much. They added a few extra scenes when they compiled it into a TV series. So yeah, that at least saved me some time instead of watching a rehash of something. And get this, after this TV series ended, there was a movie sequel finale! Say what?! However it was supposed to be some director’s cut and added new footages in addition to the strange and somewhat incomplete ending of the TV series. Well, thank goodness I read the reviews again and basically they lied about the new scenes. Basically none. More recycled content and even if there were new scenes, it was just for a few seconds and not towards the ending. So yeah, more time wasting just to milk your money. Heh. No wonder there were no more follow ups or sequels of this original story (whatever Munto needs to prepare) and I take it they run out of ideas on how to dupe viewers. Heh. But of course I can’t be 100% sure about the recycled bits as I did not watched those prior OVAs and movie so I’m just taking their word for it. I believe in them! Saves me time and energy and I don’t have to crap and talk trash on this series again! Phew!

There isn’t really a deep storyline now that I look deeper into it and I felt that the TV series just dragged out whatever drama. That is why it is so odd with only 9 episodes. Yeah, can’t even stretch it to a dozen because that will be just wasting money. I made that up. But anyway, the first half is all about trying to get Yumemi’s mysterious power to flow through Heaven but that stupid barrier just keeps getting in the way. Obviously a girl like Yumemi who has been having weird visions and seeing floating islands stuffs since young, she would be doubting herself if she has been going crazy all the while. Hence the hesitation. Even more so that distraction story about Kazuya symbolically marrying Suzume, I wonder what the heck was that for?! It did not actually contribute anything to the main story and after it was done, the whole thing was kinda forgettable. It just served as a small stepping stone to boost Yumemi’s self-confidence. That is all. Because seeing kooky Suzume doing strange things that defied society with Kazuya, this had Yumemi make a decision to do what needs to be done. She is after all the main character. So yeah, that was what this whole side distraction was about. Because now that she believes in herself, she can go save both worlds.

And then for the second half, everything has gone mad in Heaven and everybody fighting some sort of stupid civil war because they’re the chosen one or something. And thus the power of Yumemi is once again needed to end this mindless bloodshed and of course save both worlds from being destroyed. It is all about the future, right? That’s basically it. So believe in yourself and protect the things you love. That is all the prerequisites needed to secure your future and your world. Thank goodness it works in anime because in real life, not so. Yeah, better stop being pessimistic since this is all fantasy and that’s what we’re here for, right? To run away from the dregs of reality and revel in the marvel of fantasy freedom! Wohoo! Anyway… With the convenient memory-cum-story of the world’s origins, it is good to know that those people up in their high horse have now come crashing to the ground and be grounded in reality. Time to move on and mingle with the lower castes. Sorry, Heaven supremacists are so yesterday’s philosophy.

I suppose they want to hint to us that absolute power corrupts and that is why selfish people in Heaven continued to be drunk on whatever this power was supposed to be even though it was dwindling. Yeah, once you get a taste and hold of that power, you never want to let it go. Forever. So it was kinda dumb but also aptly named that this source of power is called Akuto. Oh you know, ‘aku’ meaning evil in Japanese but I doubt people in Heaven know Japanese and could be just a coincidence. A very huge coincidence. People fighting to control over this root of evil (sorry, it’s not money in this case) and preserve whatever it is in Heaven, it was just funny to note that. So now that the ‘evil’ spirits are flowing freely in both worlds, I surmise it will give rise to evil hauntings and supernatural incidents, hence forming exorcism squads and purification models to rid of these evil spirits that plague the worlds. Sorry, got ahead of myself. Thank goodness I wasn’t hired to be the scriptwriter of the sequel.

The characters are mostly a miss with me. Yumemi being your typical heroine being thrust into deciding the fate of her world and thus the entire series sees her being turned from a meek girl with low self-confidence into one who begins to take hold of her destiny. All she needs to do is to believe in herself. Then there is Munto whom I have a feeling is bad in communicating with others. Like in the first half, he sounded very pushy in trying to force Yumemi to come over to his side to help. Sure, desperate and short of time. But the way he says it all, it is just scaring her away. He isn’t such a bad person once you get to know him but he isn’t much of a talker to begin with. He tries to shoulder everything by himself seeing he is king of Magical Kingdom so he takes it upon himself to do what is necessary. He didn’t read the script that he needs some girl power to save the day. Sure, he got scared after using her the first time. So shouldn’t he be taking responsibility of her instead of trying out methods that don’t work by himself? Glad things turn out nicely. Otherwise… Who knows? Munto might be marrying Yumemi to keep the future. They’re both the same, right? After all, Ichiko has Takashi and Suzume married to Kazuya, guess which pair is left?

Other characters felt forgettable. Their roles are mostly minimal like Ryuely who is supposed to have clairvoyance but it felt like a rip-off seeing there are futures she can’t see. So did she waste her vision? Oh wait, is it me or does Ryuely in the second half looked like she has her sights back? She doesn’t look as blind. What’s this Toche for? Somebody who exists to give Yumemi a brief tour of the Magical Kingdom. Magical mystery tour… Sorry, bad pun. Yumemi’s friends also exist so as to have her something to protect and this makes a character stronger, right? Yes people, always believe in your friends. Gass felt like some plot convenience because whenever Munto is in a pinch, this guy intervenes to save the day. So they got rid of him so as not to troll us once more with this tactic but by this time, the show’s over. I believe Gass even had a young apprentice that I think is supposed to succeed him. Yeah, she looks like a discount Shantae but whatever. Good thing or not, Gass ended this cursed position by breaking all the taboos. The price to pay for being a fan boy of Munto. Heh. Munto has also a bunch of loyal subordinates, but they felt more like Disney supporting characters than anything else. Yeah. That. Tell me what is Leica’s role again? Gntarl feels like the series’ much needed antagonist and while it is unfair to label him so because all he wants is to save Heaven, which is basically trying to preserve those holier-than-thou sacredness, which is basically being the bad guy. Trying to kidnap young girls for their power even if the cause is supposedly noble, is a big red flag so I guess we’ll just condemn him to being a baddie. Too bad no big epic fight in the end. Just restoring the light rather than young magic king and old fart strategist having some MMA slugfest showdown. Heh.

I have to note something about the animation quality. It really sucks! Okay, that is me being an extremist but to tell the truth, I wasn’t actually impressed. This anime was done by the legendary Kyoto Animation and they brought us a lot of great retro hits like Kanon, Clannad, Air, K-ON! and of course the (once) super popular Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu. It is no surprise to see some of the character designs like Yumemi having that similar trademark looks like female characters in Clannad or Air, so much so I thought she was a reincarnation of that character in this series! But anyway, the overall animation quality is bad just to say the least. In fact, it is quite inconsistent and in many scenes, it felt like the visuals were simple and lacking in details. Like as though they wanted to do a fast job and just skipped QC. Hence a lot of downgraded quality in a lot of scenes that look way too simple than they should. I am not sure if this was the quality in the prior OVAs but I can tell you the TV series was disappointing in this department and it really showed. Yikes.

They also used a whole different set of seiyuus in the TV series compared to the OVA. Good for me to hear the voices of old veterans once more like Daisuke Ono as Munto, Norio Wakamoto as Gntarl, Tetsu Inada as Gass and Kikuko Inoue as Yumemi’s mom. (What’s this I read Rie Kugimiya and Sayaka Ohara were voices of Suzume and Ryuely respectively in the previous OVA?). The rest of the casts include Mai Aizawa as Yumemi (Ayano in Lucky Star), Chika Horikawa as Ichiko (Izumi in Itsuka Tenma No Kurousagi), Hiromi Konno as Suzume (Sae in Amagami SS), Ryouko Tanaka as Ryuely (Hikari in School Days), Megumi Matsumoto as Toche (Kunikida in Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu), Fuko Saito as Leica (Hazama in Ansatsu Kyoushitsu) and Shinya Takahashi as Kazuya (Kouhei in Rokudou No Onna-tachi). The opening theme, Anemoi by Eufonius sounds pretty much like the songs they sing in other animes like Clannad and True Tears. Yeah, I thought I was hearing the same song… The ending theme, Hikari To Yami To Toki No Hate by Ceui is a slow dramatic piece and she also sings the special ending song for the final episode, Kokoro No Tsubasa which has almost similar vibes.

Overall, this TV series is rather just mediocre and not one of Kyoto Animation’s best works. In fact, it is so forgettable that perhaps it was a good thing that their other hits have overshadowed this disappointment. This means no remakes or rehash in the foreseeable future. So far so good! Hope they keep it that way. Let the flow of Akuto circulate within those worlds alone and let it not seep through to ours! Or maybe we lack such great creative power and juice and that is why current animes are all so bad and crappy. Will somebody take hold of destiny and break through the barrier and let those creative concepts and ideas flow and permeate the industry once more and save anime as a whole?! Anybody?! Oh well, I guess we’ll be happy and satisfied to watch more garbage series in the future.

Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou

2 February, 2024

After all those weird, strange, crappy and trashy animes that I have watched recently (retro and current), it is that time again where I find a calming series to detoxify all that nonsense. Heh. Oh who am I kidding? Does it really work? But yes, it is that time to diversify a little and watch one since all the bizarre and sh*t show is getting too hectic. Lucky for me, I stumbled upon this retro piece, Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou. In a time when humanity is on a decline and thus humanity now living in a peaceful and quiet age, we follow a girl working at a café (that hardly gets any visitors) as she waits for her owner’s return while experiencing the idyllic life of the countryside. Sounds boring, uhm, I mean calming enough for me to check it out.

Episode 1
Alpha Hatsuseno narrates the owner of the café suddenly left her running it as he left for somewhere. When will he return? Dunno. Now we see Kokone Takatsu making her way to deliver a package to Alpha’s place. I guess in a time where there is no internet, no Google Maps and not even any e-hailing services! Eventually she makes it there and it seems the package is a camera delivered by the owner. As they chat, it now occurred to me that they are both androids! Gosh. Kokone then has a direct message from the owner to her. Uhm, so they have to kiss each other transmit the data?! Is Alpha’s memory not high enough to process it?! Yeah, I think so, the way she is tired out after that, I think she doesn’t have enough RAM! Anyway, the owner states that he might be away for a while and hence this camera for her to take photos and reminisce about things. Uhm, so really, Alpha doesn’t have much memory capacity?! I mean, this camera can take up to 300 shots. Is that enough?! The girls hang out for a while as they talk a bit about their name and origins before Kokone help her set up the camera before leaving. After that, Alpha goes to talk to Oji-san who runs a patrol station, about today. No wonder Oji-san found Kokone a bit familiar since they both look alike. Yeah well, technically they are sisters. So with Alpha wondering what kind of photos she’ll take today, she has Oji-san be her model. Seriously? How are you going to ask an old man to pose? Eventually she couldn’t and drops the idea. Despite the many sceneries she wants to take, there is one that she must take by today. It is the silhouette of the island in the distance of some northern ruins when the lavender filter sets upon during dusk. However she was so captivated by its view that she didn’t take the shot. So I guess she’ll settle for this scooter shot of hers. The only picture of the day but she’s satisfied with it.

Episode 2
As Alpha heads to town to buy a new rake, suddenly a thunderstorm and a lightning zaps her! OMG! Had not Oji-san find her, she could’ve been scrapped metal by the roadside! He sends her to the doctor. Wait, can a doctor fix an android? Oh forget it, looks like she can. So good news is that Alpha will be okay since the lightning only hit the exterior of her body and her skin only needs to be replaced. In the meantime, she has to live with the flaky skin and on the last day when Oji-san and his grandson, Takahiro come to pick her up, WTF her hair is all standing?! Is this some after effect of the surgery or something? But don’t worry. The effect will go away in a week. A WEEK! FOR AN ANDROID?! Alpha returns to her normal café life. She brews coffee while a storm is brewing. Heh. Sorry for bad pun. Coffee beans might be a little burnt but she still enjoys it while listening to the sound of the ocean. Then one day it suddenly dawned to her. The first place her owner took her. Instantly she bolts there on her scooter. Looks like it is a hilltop view of some submerged ruins. The doctor is also here so they witness this picturesque view together. When night falls, the lights of this sunken city start to turn on as it glows like a beautiful bed of flowers. But wait… ELECTRICITY STILL RUNNING IN A SUBMERGED CITY???!!! HOW IS THIS F*CKING POSSIBLE???!!! WHO IS RUNNING THE ELECTRICITY AND WHY IS THE WHOLE AREA NOT GETTING ELECTRIC SHOCK?!

Quiet Country Café

Episode 1
Alpha and Kokone hanging out together in the countryside. Nothing much happening. Then Alpha returns to her usual routine. Brewing her coffee and drinking alone. No customers as usual. As she continues to hang out, she notices the café is rundown and in need of repairs. Yeah, but repairs are expensive. Oh well, no customers so where to get money? But uhm, can’t she repair it herself? Is it not in her programme? Haha, just kidding! Then one night a big bad storm is coming. Oji-san invites Alpha to come stay at his gas station. Okay. Well, I know she is a guest but isn’t is strange for Alpha to be just taking shelter while the old man walls up his station with wooden planks? A young android resting while an old human doing all the work! Such irony! Of course as the storm rages, she is worried about her café. Yeah, did she turn off the gas, hahaha! Sighs… Next morning, storm is over. Eh? Where was Oji-san? Didn’t see him all night. Don’t tell me he got blown away by the storm! Alpha takes her belongings and returns home by foot. Well, looks like the aftermath isn’t bad. Oh, there’s her broken store sign. When Oji-san visits later, he sees Alpha playing her lute. Oh well, her café’s blown off. So how? Don’t worry, now it is outdoor café! Brilliant. This might work. Alpha then tells Oji-san she plans to travel and might not be back for a while. Hey, even an android needs some change in routine. Oji-san gives his blessing. Maybe when she gets back, she can rebuild her café. Oh wait, is this trip to see the world or gather resources to repair her café?! Alpha then goes to see Takahiro and tells her about her trip. It seems she wants to entrust him her scooter since he can ride it. Yeah, can’t bring that huge chunk of machine along. Who knows which remote parts of the world she is going to. Takahiro is now the owner of her scooter as he goes hang out with his friend, Makki who can tell he is a little worried for Alpha. Well, Alpha’s trip is just beginning.

Episode 2
We see snippets of Alpha’s travel. She narrates how meeting Oji-san, Takahiro and Kokone opened up her world. 3 FREAKING PEOPLE AND 1 BEING AN ANDROID OPENED UP HER WORLD???!!! Oh well, considering this time and ago so I guess it’s okay. Oh, did she forget about the doctor… During her travels, she meets new people, works for them for a while as she stays before moving on. When Kokone arrives for her usual visit, she is in shock! The café is gone and Alpha not around. Face of a heartbreak! Thankfully Oji-san around to explain things. Since he has the keys to her place, Oji-san tells her to stay at the café since it is getting dark. Kokone makes herself at home in Alpha’s room. Meanwhile back to Alpha as she is now… Lost! Oh well, part of the charm of wandering. Then she stumbles into a wide open space. A small shed there. She talks to the woman and learns this is an airport. In fact, her son is an android and will be arriving in an hour. Care to wait? Eager Alpha will definitely wait. Want to see a plane so badly, huh? And so the plane arrives. Alpha talks to the pilot, Nye. Eh? Why her shocked reaction to see he is male? Yeah, and his weird reply is that he notes she is female. HUH?! So as they talk, Alpha says she thought all androids were female and never knew there were male versions. Nye admits he has also not seen any other male versions around. Mainly because males are weaker and die faster. Oh… And then it seems she is curious about his crotch!? OMFG!!! THIS IS NOT THAT KIND OF ANIME!!! On that side note, I bet it is not something humongous but a paltry little weakling because you know, male robots… Sighs… Now we see Takahiro and Makki hanging out. They note about the other android, Misago whom they haven’t seen lately but she’s always naked! WTF?! Makki suggests taking a trip to Enoshima but Takahiro rejects it. Too far to go by scooter! Kokone writes a letter to Alpha and believes by the time she reads it, she’ll be home. HOW WOULD SHE KNOW???!!! And now back to Alpha as we see her selling grilled corncobs on the roadside?! Then she enjoys one while enjoying the view of Mt Fuji. Not what it used to be but she notes she likes this relaxed form. With Alpha feeling so satisfied with everything, she decides to go back to the café. Wow, that was a quick trip.

Out In The Country
Well, was all the calming or boring?! Actually I am feeling a lot more confused as there were so many questions plaguing my mind as I watched the series. So yeah, I could technically say that I was not calmed during my duration of watching this retro OVA series and also technically that due to this, I was not bored. Just a hell lot confused because of the setting and the things that I have seen here that definitely raises a lot of questions. But if the series feels incomplete and random, take note it is based on a manga of the same name. It doesn’t have much chapters but from what I can see (and briefly skimmed over its contents), definitely a lot was not animated and left out. However as I also noted, there were also glaring questions left unanswered when the manga ended back in 2006 (perhaps to maintain the enigmatic charm of the series). So I guess we’ll never know.

So yeah, because of that the story isn’t actually much. In fact, I don’t think there is a story to begin with. At least for this adapted animation. The whole thing is just watching Alpha past her time. That is all. THAT IS ALL! So they make her an android because she doesn’t age and can wait for a long time until her owner returns. Which I believe he will never. Because he is dead! OMFG! Yes, I can’t help think why he suddenly left the café to her and wanted to see the world. My most likely theory is that he is already old and about to die. Hence he wants to see the world with his own eyes before he kicks the bucket. And so our poor android girl is made to wait until kingdom come. Oh well, thank goodness for that camera and those memories that she can get by while she waits. Yeah, ever thought of adding extra RAM?

Firstly, one would start asking the obvious question of what the heck happened to this world. While it may not sound like an important question because it is just a setting for this series’ circumstances. But still, anyone curious would still ask what actually happened that caused mankind to be on a decline. Is it some war or disease that ravaged the world? Or heck, is it climate change???!!! Because as we have seen, many of the cities or towns that were once inhabited by humans are now submerged underwater and considered as ruins. Oh wow. This series was already foreboding! Some parts felt like crap and BS especially when the underwater city started lighting up! I still can’t believe that one. I believe LED lights are not widely used then! Even if this is the supposed future! The technological advances presented here are so outdated that it makes me feel old! Oh heck, I don’t think I see any such human technologies like the handphone or computer even of that era! Hell, I don’t even see a landline telephone!!! No wonder Kokone had to be barbaric and write a letter!!!

Then you start to question about the androids because they’re supposed to be so advanced but yet so human-like. I have to remind myself that this series took place between 1998 and 2002 so obviously technological advances that we see today such as the internet are not even well known or at least available freely to the public. Therefore it was mind boggling to see an android acting like a human but I guess this part is to tell us that they were created in our likeness and hence should share some of those human-like traits. Like eating and drinking coffee. Which of course conflicts and confuses me when they start doing all those stuffs and I have to go compare that obsolete technology with today’s standards. Aren’t androids supposed to help humans? Oh wait. Those are machines. Yeah. Now I get it. Hence Alpha being an android who bums around doing nothing, she’s the epitome of what humans want to live for! At least for those who want to laze around all day and do nothing.

As for the characters, unfortunately they don’t really offer much and they are mostly forgettable. As I have said, the entire adaptation just sees Alpha bumming around and doing a bit of stuffs as she waits for her owner’s return. Which I still believe he isn’t coming back like forever. Then from time to time we hear her monologue about life and the likes. Which isn’t many by the way and they don’t really hit that emotional note. So did her short journey refreshed her? Hey, why does she not want to go find her owner? Who knows? He might come back when she is on a world trip while looking for him and they might missed each other! Can’t have that! Who knows too? Maybe her owner stepped back when she was out! Time to go home.

Sometimes I want to think Oji-san is an android seeing this old guy is way tougher than Alpha. Even more so, his face is stuck eternally with that big wide smiling teeth! I think he is so old that if he shows another emotion, he might pull a face muscle! AHAHA!!! Oops, sorry. I don’t know about Kokone, it’s like Alpha needs a best friend. Android version. Then there is Takahiro and Makki who are just barely there. Takahiro might have a thing for Alpha but at the same time Makki seems to have feelings for Takahiro. Sorry, it wasn’t just fleshed out and forgettable. Even a short intro of Misago was like, “What the heck was that for?”. Speaking of which, it was kinda shocking to see her bare tits. I never thought this anime would have such fanservice but for that few seconds, yes, those are real android tits! So did Misago make her forgettable cameo for this?!

Art and animation are a mixed baggage. I wanted to say that the picturesque background was the draw of the series but unfortunately it is both good and bad. For the most part, the backgrounds and sceneries are nice to look at and it really does give the calm and tranquil feel of the countryside. However there were some animation parts which made the scene look weird like when it started raining as well as Alpha riding her scooter at night. Well, the effects made it look weird. I know, technological limitations at that time. But overall, the visuals are mainly stunning and beautiful to look at despite the dated and retro feel. However I also wanted to point out that the sequel had somewhat downgraded visuals. At least that is what I felt. Not only the characters looked a bit more cartoonish (I don’t know if polished is the right word to use) but everything seems a bit brighter as well. Then the backgrounds and sceneries have turned into pencil colour-like drawings and sketches. It is not that bad but it does feel a bit downgraded from the first season. This anime was done by Ajia-do who did Zettai Shonen, Honzuki No Gekokujou, Kakushigoto and Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo No Dorei Majutsu.

But the real treat and clincher for me for this series is the music! Ah yes, if those background acoustic guitar pickings are so familiar it is because they are all composed by Gontiti (for the first season) and Choro Club (the sequel). Oh my God. Hearing those classic and masterful pieces would send nostalgic vibes and feelings of Aria The Animation. In fact, if you put both series’ OST and mixed up all the tracks together, I couldn’t tell which song is from which series! But definitely, there is a bunch of them as I have sampled, indeed their songs still retain that familiar trademark that I have come to know and love in Aria The Animation. Even in the insert songs and ending theme (Fuwa Fura by Hekiru Shiina who is the voice of Alpha – the song isn’t all that shabby either), their trademark permeates through the piece. So yeah, one of the greatest features for me is listening to these BGMs when the story is actually too boring to sit through and watching Alpha bumming around has started to become a chore. Now, where can I find guitar tabs for these beautiful pieces…

Overall, this series is indeed calming in its own way but sorry, it still cannot hold a candle to Aria The Animation. I’m sure I am tempted to make some comparisons but I’m too lazy for that! Otherwise, this series doesn’t actually offer anything much and in an extreme point of view, a huge yawn fest. But if it was something meatier and exciting, I suppose it would have defeated its purpose because remember, it is supposed to be one of those calming and soothing anime series. Boring it may be but at least it does its job. It makes me sound envious of Alpha because she doesn’t have to work and earn money and can bum around for a long time. I want to be like her too! Oh well, can’t complain. At least I have the privilege of watching animes. That’s good enough for me. Such calming and soothing appearance. Okay then. Just like Alpha, time for me to go back home to something more familiar. Time to return to more nonsense, strange, crappy and garbage animes next week! I think I figured out why humanity is already on the slow decline…