Misutenaide Daisy

This seems like a rather strange retro title. Misutenaide Daisy has me in stitches as the synopsis tells about the main character obsessed with a girl. That seems pretty fine like in most animes with a deranged fan boy overly obsessed with the girl he likes. Until I read further into the synopsis that in her bid to own her, he tries everything in his power to do so that almost kills her! OMFG!!! WHAT THE HELL???!!! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS???!!! It sent a lot of alarm bells ringing but yeah, that is why I must check it out to see if it is true or not. Wow. Gives a whole new meaning about too much love actually kills you!

Episode 1
When Reijirou Techno finds somebody trespassing on his property, he is about to warn her but then starts to fall in love with Hitomi Matsuzawa whom he nicknames Daisy. When he goes out to meet her, she is gone. As narrated, the world is going to end with all the rising wars and disasters. Even with the cutback of nuclear weapons, the threat is still real. As per grandpa’s advice, he built an underground lab as safety. Techno creates a programme on how to meet Daisy. 3 months later, he decides to go back to school just to meet his loved one. As he spies on her, he thought this delinquent, X Yamakawa (yes, that’s his name) is going to stalk her. Actually he wants to shed his delinquent persona and be friends. However Techno puts an electrocution collar on him and ties another to a cat. If he is out of a certain range, he gets zapped. Good luck chasing that cat. In school, Hitomi and her friends, Sayori and Tami notice that nerd stealing glances at her and believe he has a crush on her. They ignore him and walk away. Noe Anii knows Techno’s crush on Hitomi but warns him she doesn’t belong to him. Now meet our first time ditzy homeroom teacher, Rarako as she comes to class in her bikini?! So summer isn’t over for her?! After taking attendance, she leaves?! During recess as Hitomi plays volleyball with her friends, she goes after the stray ball but it leads her to a strange building. This is where Techno traps her and claims Daisy is his. Writing his name on her shirt and showing document proofs she is his property?! WTF?! He claims like how one owns a pet, that person will name it and thus that is why he names her Daisy. She argues she is not Daisy but soon he claims he will protect her and puts her in a tube and filling it up with water! WTF is he drowning her?! Thanks to Anii smashing through via volleyball, she is saved from certain death. She also reminds him as long as her feelings don’t change, no documents will be proof he owns her. She throws catnip at him. Yeah, here comes the cat and Yamakawa. He clings onto Techno as revenge but Techno is wearing some barrier in anticipation of this. So the zapping goes out of control and destroys the building! Techno is left confused. He thought she wanted his help but why is she so afraid? Next day in class, Techno leaves a notice for all to see that Daisy is his property. Damn, class accept that she is engaged?! Worse, he fastens his seat next to hers. Can’t be away from his property! And everybody just accepts this flirting?!

Episode 2
Techno is happy because today is a school field trip with his beloved Daisy! But’s raining! Don’t worry. He fires a missile into the sky to clear it! OMFG! Today, Rarako dresses like a space girl. Don’t make her mad because she shoots eye beams that can melt metal! During the bus ride, as Rarako takes attendance, looks like she is referring Hitomi as Daisy from now on as per her book. If she doesn’t acknowledge, she’ll get zapped! Somehow she skips Yamakawa’s name and he feels so sad. Yeah, nobody cares about him. Daisy is forced to do things as told by Rarako or else it is zap-zap! Wondering how Anii can cycle up to the bus. But it is to show everyone that Rarako is an imposter! The real one is riding the bicycle with her! So yeah, this Rarako is created by Techno and he self-destructs her?! OMFG! WHAT?! Don’t worry, everybody survives. But is the trip ruined? Techno assures with her destruction, this will automatically send a missile from the military base. SAY WHAT?! Folks, meet the friendly and sentient missile, Mimi. She pulls the bus so everyone can continue their fun. At their destination, everyone is suspicious of Mimi. But Techno claims Mimi is not his pet and narrates how this missile saved him from drowning at the beach. I don’t even… And not to worry, it won’t explode unless he says so! Techno takes Daisy up on a ride on Mimi. Is he picking on her and threatening to drop her down?! So he claims he wants to have lunch with her. Live sheep he is going to slaughter now? Water from Europa, Jupiter? Even a mini black hole?! WTF he doesn’t know what she likes to eat?! She hints she wants to eat normal food like other girls. At first you think he is targeting her friends but his zapper makes their snacks grow to enormous size. However Rarako calls them out because their snacks is over 400 yen?! Techno points out that is not the issue. Is banana a snack or not! Since it is not in the guide… Pass!

Episode 3
During science class, Techno tries to be smart and mixes some chemicals with some unknown bacteria and some giant slug is now going to eat everybody! He manages to reduce it back to its small size by throwing sodium chloride but it slithers away into the sewer. With summer vacation around the corner, WTF Techno thinks Yamakawa will rape Daisy?! Must protect her. Soon, Yamakawa receives a package containing a dinosaur suit. He puts it on and cannot take it off. His mom and military brother, Seitarou think he is bringing shame to the family and try to kill him! Yamakawa runs off as a hologram of Techno explains he was the one who sent this suit to prevent him from getting near his Daisy. Plus, in time his cells will fuse with it! Now he is on the run from the police as the public think he is some ugly monster! That should take care of him… However Yamakawa soon returns when the class is having pool lessons. Since everyone thinks he is a joker, Techno thinks he has miscalculated. The girls including Daisy will like him! So he summons Mimi to get his zapper. He zaps Yamakawa and turns him into a giant. At the same time, it also hits that slug. Now we gonna have some Godzilla battle? Everybody tries to motivate Yamakawa to help save them. Feeling needed, he does so but gets owned. Yeah. Now they’re fused! Seitarou detects the monster and goes to bomb it with his plane. However, this will also kill everything in the 1 km radius! So, Techno has Mimi distract the missile to him and as Techno makes some adjustments, Mimi now has a missile friend?! As he is about to use the zapper, Sayori tells him not to. A struggle ensues and Daisy gets shot. Now she turns giant. But a single push destroys the slug. Because it was made out of water and has been exposed to the sun for long, it has hardened and become brittle. Thankfully, nobody is fused and Yamakawa runs away in embarrassment seeing he is in his undies. Also, Daisy reverts to normal shortly and you bet Techno loves her this size so he could hug her!

Episode 4
Daisy wakes up one morning to find a giant spider outside her window! Well, Techno perfected his zapper and don’t worry, Goro won’t harm anyone. But he kidnaps her back to his place! Be amazed how big his place is! Sorry, it’s not a haunted house! Does it even look like a haunted house?! Techno is surprised grandpa is here instead on a trip. Well, he sent his robot substitute. WTF Techno locks him in a cabinet?! Nobody gonna interrupt his private time with Daisy. Meanwhile Yamakawa is alone at the pool. So sad. He thought this thread is his hope but it is Goro’s web. Now spider kidnaps him. For some reason, Rarako is also here so Techno also locks her up with grandpa. And then Yamakawa and Goro! HOW CAN THIS CABINET FIT SO MANY PEOPLE?! But soon Daisy is shocked when a doppelganger comes to hug Techno. She is G2 and an android he made but shut down for a while. It seems G2 claims Techno is his and Daisy as the imposter. How does it feel like to be treated like that now, Techno? Actually, no different. G2 trying to sound ambiguous as they have done lots of ‘things’ together. Daisy must be shocked to hear it, huh? G2 cannot accept being abandoned by him. She blames Daisy she cannot be with him as long she is around. G2 is further saddened as Techno protects Daisy. What about the world conquest we talked about? WTF Anii is here to tell her how sometimes women must submit? G2 won’t and goes mad. Techno hugs her but she binds him together and is going to self-destruct. Techno tells Daisy to run for safety but she can’t stand him being in harm’s way. After all, he is always the one putting her in danger! So is this sympathy because G2 shuts down herself. But Techno reveals their power just got cut because they haven’t paid the bill for 3 months! WHAT THE?! HOW THE?! Daisy throws a tantrum about being in danger and all but she is glad he is safe. Others happily watching. And yeah, Yamakawa now good friends with Goro.

Episode 5
Rarako stumbles into Anii creating an android, R-1. It seems she created it to kill Techno! Previously, Techno’s grandpa met up with her to tell her how his grandson brings trouble wherever he goes and commissioned her to stop him at all costs. Thus she snuck into his school and observed everything. That was how she concluded he is too dangerous to be kept alive and must be killed. So why is she telling all this to Rarako? Dumb teacher claims she can’t remember anything! Yeah, when she can’t even remember her own students! Of course dumb Rarako messes with R-1 and interrupted some data downloading. This means R-1 goes berserk. Yeah, he is picking on people and bullying them. Meanwhile Daisy is starting to feel pity for Techno. Speaking of which, he calls her out to meet. But then it is to test some teleport trap and damn, he kidnaps her to go on a date?! He even fitted some devices on her limbs so he can control her movements! WTF?! Elsewhere, Yamakawa buys a guitar. However his family thinks he has gone delinquent and tries to kill him! WTF???!!! RUN!!! As Techno tries to force Daisy to drink together, R-1 busts in. At first you think he saved her from harm’s way. But he just wants to hug her! Yamakawa comes into the picture. He sees R-1. He thinks they can be friends. Only, R-1 beats his ass up! After that, R-1 goes dead. Out of batteries. This thing runs on batteries?! With no choice, Anii strips to her android outfit to throw Techno away from Daisy. She reveals she is an android named Annie. As one who is programmed to judge who is fit to return to society, she has judged Techno unfit and thus will be eliminated. As they fight, looks like grandpa is here. Guess what? He forgot all about it! Because of the device, Daisy starts hitting Annie. Grandpa thinks she is defending Techno and that there is still hope. Her love for him is strong! Now that Annie is no longer needed, she will self-destruct. SAY WHAT?! I don’t know, will running away change anything? When Daisy is finally freed as the device runs out of batteries (yeah, that power problem again), she slaps him for being mean. And stay away from me! Oh. That one actually hurts him a lot. Not the slap on his face, if you know what I mean. Oh Techno, you don’t mean to look this shocked?

Episode 6
What’s this? Techno having this dream he can’t be with Daisy? Well, it seems Techno has not seen Daisy in school or anywhere else for 3 days. Her friends are worried about her boyfriend but she brushes it off. But oh look, Techno is here! She tries to ignore him but what’s this? Techno is a gentleman?! Has he changed?! As he carries her bag, a group of punks try to hit on Daisy. Apparently this is all part of Annie’s plan to kill him. However Techno punches the ground and creates a crater! You bet those cowards run! Next, Annie drops steel beams at the construction site on him but he seems to be able to lift them all. Even using a giant dung beetle to roll over him! At first Techno looks like he is losing but with Daisy cheering for him, he gets that strength to roll it back. WTF Annie standing behind it?! Of course got flattened! Soon, Daisy knows something is wrong. Why is he treating her so nicely? He would’ve taken her by force already. He reveals today is the last day he can be with her. He won’t say much but it seems he is trying to tolerate some pain. Daisy thinks he is pulling a fast one. Don’t fall for it. Shockingly, he returns her bag and runs away. Instead, she grabs his hand but he escapes. She wonders if he is sick since his hand was cold. Back home, Daisy gets worried and tries to call Techno. No answer. She goes out to find him sitting at the park. Uhm, can’t move his body? And here comes Annie with her final assassination plan to kill him with her mecha? Oh sh*t, she gonna kill Daisy along too?! Although he protects her, the missiles blow him apart. Daisy sees his mechanical parts and realizes this is a robot. So he pays Techno a real visit as grandpa reveals he was out from food poisoning. She touches his warm hand and it all makes sense now. Techno happy Daisy is by his side. Not a dream. Yeah, Daisy crying but being a tsundere and scolding him to think about others. Annie is not done with her assassination…

Episode 7
Techno sees a manga of a group date and thinks this is the perfect plan to have Daisy. First, he kidnaps Yamakawa at the baseball game! Daisy thought she would have a quiet day without Techno but here he comes. So with Yamakawa, this is the group date? Technically. As they blast off on the missiles, Rarako drops in to tell Techno he is doing it wrong. A group date must have equal number of boys and girls! Yeah, she’s saying this from experience… And just like that, Techno invites her to join in. And now he brings them to Siberia. Because group dates must have skiing? Hope you bring your passports. With skiing too tough, they decide to go back but the missiles ran out of fuel. They walk about until they find a giant facility. Mad scientist Ivan thinks they are spies trying to get his work so he fires several beams to chase them away. Poor Yamakawa being used as a human shield. Rarako has this idea to dress up as an apple pedlar to sneak in. It works! Because Ivan thinks she is his mom! As they try to tell him the truth, Ivan is hell bent Rarako is his mom. Here is picture proof. OMG, Rarako thinks her genes were used to create children behind her back! However Ivan has no idea of his age or how long this photo was taken. When given a mirror, he is confused at himself. Is this grandpa?! Short flashback shows he was taken away and locked away here at the age of 5. He has never been out and continued his experiments. He thinks mom has finally visited him. When Techno further presses to tell him the truth, Daisy stops him. Leave him be, they came here for fuel. As they leave, Daisy wonders if Techno would turn out the same person had he stayed indoors like Ivan. So, she’s saying she saved him? Is she also saying she cares for him? Not like she would admit it. But looks like her friends wonder where Yamakawa is! Yup, still at Siberia. This time Ivan thinks he is his daddy! OMFG, I don’t even!!!

Episode 8
Thanks to that Siberian trip, Daisy has a cold. Her friends pay a visit just to kill time and tease her about her boyfriend. Despite her denial, they continue to theorize that Techno is weird because of his surroundings. If he grew up normally… WTF Daisy starting to imagine the married life with Techno?! They think she is lucky for Techno to choose her because she has no good traits! Hell, even if he dumps her, they won’t! Gee, thanks? Speaking of Techno, he is here! He knows she is sick and to send photos of the trip to her. Then he leaves. Her friends think he didn’t stay long because he has got another girl in mind! Worried? Well, since she continues to deny, they claim they can take Techno as theirs. Just kidding. Friends don’t that. Right? Will they? After they leave, Daisy notices medicine left by Techno. Not going to take any weird sh*t from him but eventually she does. Next day, she is all better and thinks she’ll be safe with him. WTF another married life delusion?! Surprisingly or not, Techno is here to visit her. Knowing she is better, this is also to celebrate linking their rooms to each other. Uhm, some 4th dimension thingy whatever. Why this? After holding hands and all, it is only natural this would be the next step. She tries to push furniture over her door but due to the 4th dimension thingy, no 3D objects can stop him. When mom is about to enter, Daisy fears mom will get the wrong idea and runs into Techno’s room. Yeah, look at all the monitors observing her. He adds he has been thinking a lot about her as he explains the first time he saw her, his heart was pounding. Just when you think this romantic talk would seal Daisy’s heart, he proclaims she is an alien! She is here to invade Earth and thus came to him for aid. That’s why he felt this way towards her! Thanks for choosing me so let’s conquer the world! WTF Daisy has delusions of her wrecked married life. Techno leaving her because she is not an alien and giving birth to a human child! WTF???!!! But it hurts the most as when Techno confirms he thinks her not as a human. Poor heartbroken Daisy runs back to her room and cries. Techno, this is definitely the worst move you’ve made!

Episode 9
WTF Daisy dreams of being married to Techno and then they conquer the world?! Meanwhile Yamakawa is having his peaceful life in Russia but Mimi comes by to take him back to Japan. Daisy’s pals are definitely back to mock her. Guess what? It’s her birthday today so they give her wedding pamphlets! In addition, a plushie of Techno that has an embedded calculator! Daisy then tells them what Techno thinks of her. Speaking of him, here he comes to give Daisy a necklace. He puts it on and now it cannot come off. With Mimi sending Yamakawa crashing by, this guy starts to blame Techno for his miseries. But Techno mentions the buzzword of wanting to be his friend. Yeah, gullible guy falls for it and shakes his hands. Then as he shakes Daisy’s hands, he gets repelled. Apparently the necklace is an anti-human barrier that pushes everyone except Techno away! Back home, Daisy is so sad about this. Just when she was looking forward to the fireworks festival in this yukata. F*cking Techno thinks she is longing for her alien home planet. WTF he even decorated her room with space themes?! She starts crying that she can’t go anywhere. More WTF as Techno lectures her about not being an insightful alien because there are dangerous humans all around?! He threatens not to bring her anywhere?! WHO THE F*CK IS HE?! Two can play that game because Daisy now sobs and threatens she will go back to space! That sure made Techno panic as he allows her go to the festival.

So we see him like a country bumpkin experiencing his first festival. Daisy thinks if he is able to experience it, will he return to normal? I think I know the answer… Meanwhile Yamakawa is trying to make friends with a goldfish but is interrupted by Techno. He won’t fall for that friendship ruse again since Techno wants him to shake hands with Daisy. Poor guy runs away as Techno laughs since the anti-barrier is off. This makes Daisy mad as she runs away. Her mind ponders deeply about Techno that she wanders far enough to fall into a pit and her ankle sprained. Oh dear. Will anybody help her? Techno is frantically looking for her. But the thought that she may be kidnapped and experimented on, he turns on the anti-barrier to 120%. This causes Daisy to be launched into the air. Hey, I thought it only repels humans? There were no humans so how the f*ck does it repel herself???!!! Anyway, Techno rides Mimi to catch her. F*cker still wants to blame her as Daisy in tears asserts she is not an alien and hates him. Techno claims while earthlings are strange from an alien perspective, there is nothing strange about Daisy for him. So that’s it? That’s all it takes to calm her down? The necklace breaks. But he has another one! She throws a tantrum so he throws it away. In exchange, she must promise no matter how violent humans are, she won’t return to space. Can she? Don’t go back home until Earth is conquered. Let’s always stay together. I guess Daisy is so tired of opposing she just wishes she wants to be an alien.

Episode 10
Well, well. Techno is here to pick up Daisy on his bicycle. Yeah, just when she and her friends are on their way to the pool. So the date takes precedence, right? And here they go. Literally a bicycle built for 2. Geddit? Anyway, when Techno is seemingly going to crash into the river, they disappear! OMFG, did they just pull a Back To The Future reference?! And now they’re riding through some 4th dimension. Daisy isn’t impressed so she struggles and they both fall off. They find themselves in a lab and this young kid views Daisy as his mom! Because Techno recognizes this lab as his, he thinks this is the future whereby he and Daisy got married and this is their son! However sonny (temporary name for differentiation purposes) doesn’t know who he is. He is not his father! F*cking Techno blaming Daisy for using somebody’s genes to create him?! Sonny zaps Techno and teleports him outside. Sonny returns playing with mom. WTF Daisy actually dreams about the proper married life with Techno. Such happiness. Techno is in the streets and he sees the newspaper. He realizes he has gone back in time. As Daisy happily plays mommy with him, sonny shows him some alien specimens. Daisy believes all this is because of his bad bringing up environment. So WTF he listens to mommy and releases them in town?! At this point, grandpa checks on sonny and sees an unknown woman whom he believes sonny has dragged in. Of course sonny remains steadfast Daisy is his mom when grandpa tells him mom is already dead. Shock. Sonny sets traps if grandpa dares to get Daisy. Well, grandpa will bury him alive! He laments locking him up because he is causing trouble for others. Luckily Techno returns so he uses grandpa’s zapper to teleport himself back inside. Sonny knocks out Daisy to claim hers as his. Then it’s the battle of the gizmos and obviously Techno wins. When Techno mentions if he even know how mom looks like, sonny claims she is the only person who held him because others ran away. Not sure if this is true because Techno says sonny is a stray brought home by grandpa and a clone made from his own hair. Confusing. Techno takes Daisy as they return back in time. Grandpa laments he has to keep him here for a few more years since he isn’t normal. Meanwhile monsters ravage the city… Well, will there be a future?! Looks like Techno and Daisy return to normal time. She claims she is better living in that past and believes she will live longer as long as she doesn’t marry him. She tries to walk off but he got her tied to his bicycle.

Episode 11
Uhm, Annie making a living singing songs to old folks until she gets her revenge? When an old guy requests a military song since he used to serve in it, this brings back horrifying raid memories. Then she starts to remember she was recreated as a cyborg by grandpa and this means she was once human before. Meanwhile Techno is bugging Daisy that his birthday is tomorrow because he’ll gladly receive whatever alien presents from her! Her friends tease her to give one or he’ll destroy the world! Daisy’s father returns home after a long working spell in Malaysia. But he relays the good news he no longer will be along because his family can come with him. He leaves Daisy to stay or come since she is an adult and can decide. What a dilemma. Next day at school, looks like everyone including Techno is expecting Daisy to give him a present. However it is put off because dumb Rarako interrupts because reasons. This allows Annie to put a present which is actually a bomb in his desk. Then as she hides in the closet when the students return, Techno is happy Daisy left a present. However this shocks Daisy. This is not hers and who besides her would give him a present?! Is this jealousy? Since she denies it is hers and doesn’t look happy, Techno gets rid of it by throwing it in the closet! Don’t worry, the mini explosion only affected Annie. More delusions from Daisy since she is dreaming if she gives him the present and tells him the truth that she isn’t an alien, a lovely happy ending! Annie goes to kill Techno directly in his lab. Grandpa sees what the commotion is about and is surprised Annie hasn’t self-destruct yet! Sad Annie. If that is what he wants, she’ll do it but will take his grandson with her! Grandpa activates the barrier on himself! OMFG! When she self-destructs, everything is still in place. In fact, what got destroyed is Annie’s programme. Because now she returns to herself before she turned into a cyborg. You see, Annie is grandpa’s wife and Techno’s grandma! They were escaping a bombing raid but she failed. Grandpa collected her parts and remade her into a cyborg. As the ages go by and people don’t change that easily, worried he would leave Techno alone behind, that’s why he programmed her with such a role. Annie is happy to see her grandson and hugs him. At the same point, Daisy is over to give him the present and misinterprets this scene. What not to be surprised? Weirdo kid and cyborg lady should go hand in hand together. She throws away the present and has decided. Next day, Daisy makes the shocking news to her class and announces she will be transferring to another school.

Episode 12
Techno’s concern is Daisy is going back to her alien home world?! It’s no joke! Daisy is tired of it all so she plays along. Yes, she is an alien. She is going home. Techno can stay here and do whatever he wants. But why is she crying? Techno won’t have her give up yet as he kidnaps her on Mimi back to his lab. He is going to give her the Earth! He hooks himself to the world computer whatever and then hijacks all the world’s missiles! OMFG!!! Then he demonstrates by controlling a laser beam to zap Yamakawa naked. This means his family wants to kill him for disgracing their name! Again. Run! Again. Yeah, Techno can easily do all that. Daisy wonders such absurd thin would enable him to return to society but Techno believes there is no reason for that. He is always alone but as long as she is with him, he doesn’t mind. He sets off all the missiles to several landmarks all over the world. Don’t worry, he has reprogrammed them into Mimi’s version so they’re all friendly. For now. Because now he wants Daisy to give orders to the world. Yes, the world is waiting in baited breath for it. Daisy will not do it and tries to run away but Techno captures her. At this point he has no choice but to reconstruct her so that she won’t be able to leave Earth again. Uhm, so just put her in a sexier outfit that is fitting to take over the world? Why does she look like some race queen? The grandparents try to warn Techno that he has gone overboard with what he is doing but he won’t listen. At this point, Daisy learns Annie is Techno’s grandma. Techno claims the operation has turned her into completely human so she cannot leave Earth. Uhm, what kind of operation was done to her?! We all know she was completely human to begin with, right???!!! At the same time, Techno’s consciousness start to overwhelm so he passes out. Daisy becomes worried. This isn’t what she want. She wants him to come back. Please don’t leave me alone. Apparently that is also the order given to the entire world. At first the world is confused about not being left alone but soon their twisted thinking has everyone belief they are saved from aliens! What the heck! Whatever! Daisy kisses Techno and a miracle springs because he wakes back up. All the missiles now follow Mimi as they head up into space and beyond. Yeah, true world peace because the whole damn world has not a shred of missiles! Now that Daisy and Techno are officially dating each other, they see off Daisy’s parents at the airport. They continue to date as Techno vows to turn this planet into the most beautiful thing before he gives it to her as his present.

Oopsy Daisy! Forever Be Mine: Stalk, Harass & Own…
Uhm… Erm… Ah… What… What the heck just happened?! Oh right. I know. A happy ending because both our tortured main characters ended up together and we should celebrate that. I don’t know if this would end Daisy’s torment but they seem so happy together so I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt that all of Techno’s madness has stopped. Yeah. What right do I have to go against their love for each other? After being put through a dozen strange torture-like episodes, I certain think this is the best outcome because otherwise I don’t know if I could stomach more of such cringe. So cringe and twisted the world would be put in danger once more! Yikes. Thank goodness it is all over.

Alright, the first thing that will bug everyone to hell about this series is how Techno has been a creepy stalker and constant harasser of Daisy FKA Hitomi. Yes, this has got to be the most unsettling thing ever in this anime which is unfortunately the theme and setting of the entire series. Strange is one thing but this is downright unsettling to say the least. That’s right. If you are not prepared to see how poor and dumb Daisy gets stalked and harassed by our equally dumb and persistent Techno, you better look elsewhere. Making my watching experience even more wincing is the fact Techno is a boy who is harassing a poor girl. Yes people. If this was ever aired in today’s politically correct climate, imagine all the outrage and brickbats it would get. Thank goodness this is so obscure that I bet most of you anime people out there don’t even know this existed unless you stumble upon it by accident. Like reading this blog.

I know, I know. It was all done in the name of comedy but I can’t help sometimes feel that there are shades of that Looney Tunes’ character here. You do remember Pepe Le Pew and Penelope the cat, right? How the skunk always mistakes the unfortunate cat to be his fellow lover. Flee as she might be she’ll always find herself back in his aggressive arms. Yes, this is how Techno and Daisy’s relationship look to me for the most part. If the genders were reversed, I’m sure we will give it a free pass because you know, girls always make it look cute. And then b*tch about gender reversal of the same thing. Yeah. Now that we have a boy harassing girl setting here, I can see why such a theme is not blatantly made in today’s time.

Strangely, although this series was animated way back in 1997, it was adapted from its source manga that ended its run in 1989! Wow. That is almost a decade there! I have a hunch why nobody wanted to adapt it into a TV series then and perhaps some weirdo producer thought at that time it would be a good idea to give this series a try. Even more so, the manga was a short one and only had 3 volumes. Don’t try, don’t know. And now that it has been given the anime treatment almost a decade later, we can see why it should’ve been left in obscurity that no one should know about. Unfortunately we have this now and it makes me wonder if such a disturbing story existed way back then, how much more sick and twisted dark stories there were out there and became lost in the times of history (because no internet then).

As you can see, the whole dumb plot is kept recycling by the fact that both Techno and Daisy are dumb-cum-irritating characters. Because they fall for the same trick all the time and hence, rinse and repeat the same (unsettling) jokes. Long story short, both actually like each other but their awkward actions and circumstances just complicated everything. Like Daisy, she always bluffs herself that she doesn’t like Techno. Not sure if she wants to be a tsundere but yeah, she keeps telling herself and her friends he isn’t the guy she likes but after that, you see her thinking twice about it and having her own happy marriage delusions. Yeah, that says a lot. That is why she always keeps falling into his trap and while I want to blame Techno’s inventions that almost killed her, it is that same stupidity and hesitant that got herself into such life and death predicaments. You think this is it that she has had it for him like when she cries or slaps him. Looks like she’s through. But all that is forgotten in the next episode. Yes Daisy, you are also partially to blame for almost getting yourself killed. One moment she hates him but he says or does something sweet, she changes her mind. Vice versa. Such fickleness. Oh well, when you’re in Daisy’s shoes and you’ve got a stalker like Techno, you’d be confused as hell! I wonder if Daisy has got a version of Stockholm Syndrome all the while…

Although Techno has been given his circumstances, I still find it all just dumb so as to see through this dumb stalking and harassment plot-cum-joke. I don’t know, at this point should I find it funny? Oh heck, I’m a simpleton so I’m just going to laugh it all off as one stupid joke. HAHAHAHA! There. I’m so sporting. Anyway, the way Techno acts should already be sending alarm bells to everyone. Yes, he acts so strangely that the welfare department should be knocking on grandpa’s doors! But I believe such a department doesn’t exist in this world and that is why Techno grew up to be a kooky person, believing Daisy is some alien. I mean, he created the most advanced and bizarre gadgets in his lab that might put Dexter’s Laboratory to shame. And yet he is so naïve about the outside world? Doesn’t the internet exist?! Oh right. Not in this world. Look how outdated such technology is in this anime. Imagine, CRT TVs!

Anyway… Wow. Holing up in his lab must have turned him socially stupid. The way he harasses Daisy is no joke. Sometimes I pity her but like I said previously, her own dumbness puts her at fault too. The way Techno stalks Daisy like as though he owns her, he acts a lot like an alien. Or a robot. Wow. Who gives him the right to act like she is his property! Privacy obviously doesn’t exist in his vocabulary as he does what he wants with her, almost killing her in the process in his bid to own her. Isn’t that just annoying? She keeps saying no but he presses on. Like he doesn’t give a sh*t about her feelings! Yeah, sounds like he just does all this for her attention because if he tries the usual boring way, there is no way she would even give him a second of her time and she’ll be the one dominating him. So now it is him who is dominating her. It’s amazing Daisy hasn’t turned psycho or yandere at this point! Wow. Daisy such a strong woman. Dumb woman I still stand by that! And everybody else doesn’t care because it’s just high school kids in love, right? Yeah. Everybody here is just as dumb! And the dumbest plot of all, turning Daisy into an Earthling and we all don’t even know how! Is this a roundabout way of making her stay by his side forever?! It’s like turning a foreigner into a Japanese so they can’t leave Japan ever again. Geez! Everything is so dumb!

This includes the other characters who are just as dumb as they are. Yeah. I bet they are written that way for the comedy factor because otherwise this whole setting won’t work. Anyway, first up is this Yamakawa dude who is obviously the series’ punching bag. Even written more a loser than Daisy. This guy’s perpetual running joke is to want to have friends but he always ends up alone and then breaks the fourth wall to tell us viewers of the things he is currently doing doesn’t mean he is a loner-cum-loser. Well, each time this guy comes into the picture, it means a cue for Techno to do his heartless pranks on him. Worse, his family hates him and wants to kill him for the slightest and dumbest reasons that bring shame to their honour. I think the whole family should just kill themselves. In the end, nobody cares about Yamakawa and poor guy is left to a fate worse than Daisy. I mean, even Daisy gets the guy in the end, RIGHT???!!!

Then there is Rarako who enforces our stereotype of what a dumb blonde is. Because she is a rookie teacher, she is always worried about the things she does for the first time. Well, well. So many things she has done for the first time ever since becoming a school teacher? We don’t have to worry about her because she is forgetful. Can’t even remember many of her students’ own name. Especially Yamakawa. Yeah, yet another painful point for him. This sucks. When you have a teacher like that, it doesn’t take a genius to see how the class will turn out. Speaking of which, Daisy’s pals are really true friends. Please note the sarcasm in that. They obviously have nothing better to do than to play match make with Daisy and Techno, tease her a little bit and then enjoy watching Techno does his weird stuffs on her. Yeah, some best friends I should say. Hey b*tches, at least Daisy has got a boyfriend in the end. What about you girls? Still alone? Oh well, they look fine with each other’s company.

Next on the list is Annie and I thought this would at least be some sort of respectable character. At least in the beginning when she made some sort of enigmatic appearances. No doubt some of her actions were dumb, but I thought this was the only person who could counter Techno and save Daisy. How wrong I was. After her true intention was revealed, she became as dumb as the rest. Trying to assassinate Techno because reasons. And she can’t even do a proper job! And then more plot twist! Turns out to be Techno’s grandma instead! Who would’ve known!

Speaking of grandpa, I think this is one senile dude. Perhaps the most dangerous guy who started it all. Yeah, locking a child away from the public is an unlawful imprisonment crime! But oh well, since everybody is so dumb here… He thinks he is doing Techno a big favour of sheltering him from wars and preventing him from harming others but look how he turned out? Even more so, grandpa is senile especially when it comes to Annie’s case. Uhm, if he knew she was his wife, why didn’t he just disabled the programme unless it can only be disabled via self-destruct. WHO THE F*CK WOULD CREATE SUCH A COMPLICATED TRIGGER???!!! Oh yeah. I forgot he might have dementia since I noticed there were many times he had forgotten something he started. With grandpa this quirky, it isn’t a surprise to see where he passed down those genes. And I bet Techno’s real mom and dad died because of Techno-related accident! No, not that 4th dimension time paradox thingy that Daisy is Techno’s mom! Please don’t confuse me further!

Art and animation are pretty dated. It reeks typical 90’s style animation. However I will have to point out that even so, the quality is just average. Oh heck, actually for the most part it is below average. I want to blame technological advances of that era but in that same year we had Slayers Try, Berserk, Kindaichi Shounen No Jikenbo, CLAMP Campus Detectives and Chuuka Ichiban. Sure, the characters look comical especially when you look at Techno, he looks more like a robot than human! True! Even Sayori and Tami are just well, comical. Sure, Daisy is your typical anime cutie because she is the main character but if you look closely, she too looks a bit cartoonish. Obviously the animation style is to compliment the dumb, oops I mean the comical genre this anime is supposed to be but even so, some animation scenes felt sloppy.

I wonder if Yamakawa was designed after Pokemon’s Brock. Yeah, an even more loser than that flirtatious Pokemon trainer. Do you know who Ivan looks like? I thought this was what Colonel Sanders would be doing if he didn’t started KFC! And of course Rarako is obviously for fanservice since she is so dumb, she wears her pink bikini everywhere she goes. This anime was done by Studio Deen who had better titles under their belt like the KonoSuba series, Ranma 1/2 and the original works of Fruits Basket, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni and Rurouni Kenshin. Heck, even the first Fate/Stay Night TV series which was panned by many with having bad animation, still looks better than this one. No wonder this series is so obscure like as though they were hiding this under a ton of their other anime works and you’d be lucky or unlucky if you spotted this title amidst their many titles. Oh heck, who am I kidding, Studio Deen always had this reputation of being criticized for bad animation by fans but that didn’t stop them from continuing to animate shows until today.

I have mixed feelings for the opening theme, Girlfriend: Boku No Kyouhansha by Side One. It’s a hard rock song that feels wasted on this series. This song isn’t that bad if you want some rock music. Nice and cool shrieking electric guitar playing and some lines sound like they’re from a spy movie. But associating it with this show suddenly makes it feel all strange. It just feels so mismatched. As for the ending theme, One More Chance by Yukie Nakama sounds like your typical lively anime pop of that era. I believe if you hear a few songs like from Megumi Hayashibara, you can get an idea of how such songs would sound like. And I think I can get used to listening to this one.

Overall, this is indeed an unsettling and disturbing retro anime only because a boy is doing it to a girl. This series is definitely not for everyone and for those who can see beyond this, that is those who are looking for something purely to laugh at in the name of comedy, only then one can enjoy it. Theoretically. Otherwise for even the most casual of viewers like yours truly, even though there were some funny moments (because it was dumb as hell), it was very hard not to associate this series to stalking and harassment. It’s like the core of the series. Unless you are as awkward as Techno and find it all just purely funny and nothing more than that. So be warned. Have an open mind and heart or leave them at the doorstep if you want to attempt to tackle this series. I know there are worst titles out there like hentai but this one aired over your normal airwaves and looked considerably harmless and typical. You know what they say about still waters running deep. It’s a good thing this series remains relatively unknown because like I’ve said, the controversies it would cause today. That’s right Techno. The world has not become any more beautiful but even much more dumber. And who knows? Daisy might give the orders to leave this damn planet!

Mahou Tsukai No Yome S2 part 2

The much anticipated continuation, the second part of Mahou Tsukai No Yome S2 seeks to follow up and conclude where the first part left off. Damn split cour. Hey, at least it didn’t take another 5 years! But yeah, we continue seeing Chise as a student in her new college life while her husband Elias having a role as a teacher inside the said college. And some supernatural conspiracy going on. I hope I can get through this part seeing that I didn’t really comprehend a lot of stuffs not only from the first part but the whole series itself. So I’m doing this just for completion’s sake, huh? Damn split cour.

Episode 13
Philomela tells her friends that she wasn’t supposed to be in College in the first place. Whatever grandma says, she obeys. As the Sargant family has always been serving the Rickenbacker family, this means she serves Veronica and naturally is here to follow her as her servant. But for the real reason, she doesn’t know. Philomela’s supervisor, Alcyone who is an artificial spirit makes herself known. Because College is sealed, looks like she’ll have to be with her for a while. Next day, all the students gather at the garden as they will have a mandatory lesson by Fabio and Sigrid Wachmann. Fabio materializes some monsters. They pass if they defeat it. He gives them some charm for resilience and clay to have them imagine whatever weapon they want. So they’re not going to fight with magic? He warns them they are not ready for it. So we see them fight against the monsters. Some have it easy while some struggle. Chise is surprised as she acted so decisively and has never learnt such killer move before. Since Chise and Rian quickly dispose their monsters, Fabio has them fight him. Sigrid stops the fight and passes everyone. Fabio’s closing statement is that everyone was so busy fighting for survival, they didn’t have time to think about using magic. Whatever they use to fight or even decide to flee, it is up to them to decide on how to take care of themselves. The most important lesson of all: Do not hesitate. Lesson is over but Sigrid is going to give Fabio an earful about his uncouth teaching style. Philomela doesn’t feel so good so Chise and Lucy offer to bring her to the infirmary. However she doesn’t want to go there and to be taken to her room.

Episode 14
Alcyone mentions Philomela is adverse to destroying things and by doing so, she falls ill. Chise remembers she was in this same state when they first met. Philomela continues to ask Chise for being nice towards her. After all the spying, she should be suspicious. Well, Chise thought she looked a lot in pain and only wanted to help her out. It is okay if she doesn’t want to talk about it. She’ll listen if she wants to. It’s all about the freedom. It’s hard and if you fail, you can try again. However this only confuses Philomela further. Freedom? Free to fail? Those words can actually exist? Even after Chise has left, Philomela continues to fret over this. Alcyone points out she once used to do everything she was told but now she doesn’t. Philomela feels she can’t do this anymore. Because of some new word detected, Alcyone plays a pre-recorded message by grandma to do as she is told! OMG. Meanwhile Marielle and Isaac the werewolf are in town looking for the book. This leads them to a secret room helmed by some weird mummy guy selling weird trinkets. After she pays him good, he agrees to help her find that book and will inform her if he finds it. Soon Liza receives a message from them about the whereabouts of the book: It is still inside College.

Episode 15
With the students stuck bored inside College, Violet has brought some puzzles so everyone can enjoy. When Veronica’s group arrives shortly, she too is eager to try. Philomela is reluctant but Veronica tells her to give it a go. Meanwhile Elias has a chat with Alcyone who relates of her lower analysing abilities and can’t engage with others easily. As Rian and Philomela compete in the puzzle, a short flashback of their time together doing the same thing. Of course, grandma’s trauma of telling her to study rather than playing games starts to activate. Philomela loses and this makes Rian angry. He gets rough with her, accusing she is not taking this seriously. As he walks off, his male friends try to talk to him. Isaac warning him not to impose his own ideals on others even if she acts weak for the sake of survival. For Zoe, all he can say is that he shouldn’t treat friends in such a way. Chise catches up to Philomela who is obviously in shock from everything. Chise can tell it is grandma’s orders so she asks what Philomela wants. However Philomela is still under the condition that she is not allowed to do anything. Win or lose. Chise laments she has no right words to answer her since their circumstances and burdens are very different. But she can feel the sort of closeness they have. She wants to tell her something like the way others told her she is free. Meanwhile that female wolf begs to Lizbeth about returning her children. However she gets abused. As Chise and Elias finally have time to chat, Chise starts seeing ghosts. Well, it is winter. Violet then comes to talk to her about this and finds it interesting and wants to know more. Seeing that he is bored, he suggests doing something fun. Elsewhere, Alexandra is having her hands full treating patients as more and more are coming in sick. Is it flu season already?

Episode 16
Violet organizes a kimodameshi for the students. In pairs, they must visit certain spots and get stamps and the whole event ends with them seeing a horror movie together. Chise is paired up with Veronica as she takes the chance to ask her about Philomela’s case. Obviously she knows about it but what can she do? If Chise thinks she can use her authority to change things, it isn’t as simple as that. She hints about being tied down on things and for sorcerers’ descendants, they are bound to their family from birth. She talks about Philomela being assigned to her on her first day. OMG, she vomited?! Yeah, somebody tried to poison the food. Later Lizbeth tried to have Veronica choose a few other candidates but she wanted Philomela. It wasn’t a request. It was an order. As a girl, she is easier to talk to. Veronica noted the slap Philomela got from Lizbeth for failing to notice the poison as she quickly made friends with her. After all, it was an order and not a request that Veronica wanted her by her side. Veronica id puzzled why Chise would get involved in something insignificant that doesn’t relate to her and wonders what she’ll do if she was in her shoes. Chise couldn’t answer. Rian and Violet are paired up as the latter talks about being bugged by her parents to take over the family. Some sorcerers cross-dress as part of their magic but he does so out of preference. Thus Jasmine became a boy to take his place. He adds about humans have to be taught by those protecting them but Rian is different. He has everything from the start. Rian thinks they are alike. Isaac talks to Philomela about being Rian’s friend. Isaac always loses to Rian but Rian thinks he isn’t talented himself. But he can’t bring him to hate him since he is a good person. He just sucks in thinking about others. During the movie, Isaac talks to Rian and wants him to apologize to Philomela and to also change his ways. Funny, Violet also told him the same thing. When the show is over and the students are about to return to their dorm, Jasmine thanks Violet for everything. However Jasmine doesn’t know who she is and soon she turns into a ghost! Everyone is spooked but this was all part of the programme. This ghost was a student of this place and just being an imposter. Elias sees Chise since Alexandra is asking for her.

Episode 17
Alexandra has Chise examine some crystals. They are devoid of magic as they have been absorbed. This means the attacker is still somewhere in College. Elias and Liza join them in discussing about this. Liza plans to inform the students about the situation tomorrow. As for letting affected students go home if they are not the culprit, Elias doesn’t think it is a good idea. They will be better managed all at one place. When another sick student comes in, the moment he gazes on Chise, he wants her magic and grabs her. Chise then sees a vision of some horrifying monster trying to get her. As she feels her power being zapped, Joseph then closes her eyes and tells her not to look at it. The student goes out of control but Liza subdues him. Chise is given some snacks to replenish her depleted magic. Once that happens, it seems all the sick students now feel better. For the next few days, Philomela has been quickly excusing herself to her room after class. Each time Rian tries to talk to her, too bad boys are not allowed to enter the girls’ dorm, vice versa. Because Alcyone feels she has lost her purpose in Philomela’s eyes, Elias talks to her about the roles they aren’t affix to but can take up if they wish to. With the lockdown dragging on and some students getting weary, Kevin Forbes think of doing a little detective work to smoke out the culprit. Lucy tells him off he will die since he doesn’t know the attacker. Kevin crosses the line and accuses her as the attacker due to her family circumstances. Shockingly, it is Chise who grabs him and tells him not to run his mouth. With everyone against Kevin, now he looks like a dick. He tries to cast it off as a joke but Lucy punches him seeing even if he apologizes, she won’t accept it. Lucy wonders why Chise stood up for her and since she hinted about seeing such stuffs, this makes Lucy suspicious since she didn’t say anything yet. She forces Chise to spill the beans. Veronica visits a sick Philomela. She lets her eat some sandwiches but doing so makes her throw up and feel sicker. Philomela feels scared. Everything terrifies her.

Episode 18
Silky is taking care of Joseph and he isn’t too fond of it. When a strange lady approaches and asks about some maiden, Silky covers Joseph’s eyes and hints to her she isn’t here. She then disappears. Lucy learns of Chise’s ability to dive into minds. She wants her to dive in again to double check her memories to see if there was something she missed. Chise dives back to that massacre scene. She sees a child this time who apologizes. Lucy isn’t impressed. Liza continues to close College through Christmas. Some students are not pleased with this and some think she is not serious in solving the problem to catch the culprit since she has only deployed drones to guard and has not done any intensive search. And poor Philomela can’t believe she is stuck here. When will she be free?! Hey, I thought she doesn’t know the meaning of that word! Chise gives her friends rune amulets. She bumps into Alcyone and gives on to her for Philomela who is said to be very unwell. Chise goes for her check-up and Alexandra is pleased with the progress of her curse. She also explains the basics of curses and why sometimes misfortune fall on some. As such, you don’t even need to be a sorcerer to curse someone. But there are curses that are done by the attacker to actually harm others. The attacker also suffers to some degree. As Chise’s curse is ancient and the work of a sentient entity, it seems she won’t be freed from it. Philomela’s condition gets worse. Alcyone gives her the charm and she immediately swallows it whole. Needing more, Philomela rips apart the book hiding inside Alcyone. She starts to get corrupted and turn into a monster, zapping the magic out of those she comes into contact with. Like Veronica whom she claims she has always hated. Meanwhile Chise also starts to feel ill and can sense that book and its owner are nearby. She wants Elias and Ruth to help. Rian spots Philomela in monster form and tries to stop her but is no match. She too notes how much she hates him because being with him made her feel useless. Now she enters the hall where many students are having a Christmas party. Some get their magic zapped. Liza confronts her as Philomela wants to get out of College.

Episode 19
With Philomela absorbing from the unconscious and even affecting some teachers, Liza grants her wish. Gregory the vice principal turns into a bear to attack Philomela but Alcyone protects her. Before the next attack, the female wolf jumps in to collect Philomela and Alcyone. Liza notes Philomela has been corrupted by the book for so long, there is no hope to save her as she will soon be done. Chise disagrees as it is still not right to kill her. Liza says as head of College, it is her job to look after the safety of the students and teachers. So is Chise suggesting she endanger everyone just to a single person? Maybe it is different for Chise since her courage helped her through past ordeals. But from that hand of hers, she believes she is a fool. If she really wants to save her friends, she must cast away her pathetic sense of compassion. While Chise could only grimace in frustration, Elias praises her for holding back instead of running off. He reminds her that they are mages and they must fulfil promises. Since Chise made a promise to make potpourri with Philomela, I guess that is the loophole needed to ‘fulfil her promise’. Lucy, Isaac and Zoe want to come to buy Elias will not allow it. Fabio also tags along seeing Elias won’t be held responsible for their lives. If there are any dangers, he will protect them. Suddenly Chise turns into a red dragon as Elias takes the rest into his body to protect them. Because now they are riding the dragon, following the vein lines to track down Philomela. Speaking of her, as she is breaking apart, she hands the book to Lizbeth. She is hoping to be praised for it but grandma tells Alcyone to watch her and for the female wolf to stop anyone trying to stop the ritual. Chise arrives outside Lizbeth’s estate. That strange lady approaches her. When one of the spying guards makes eye contact with her, a crow pecks out his eye! Philomela continues to be tormented if grandma would bring her parents back to life. In fact, she can’t even remember how they look like anymore. Alcyone is torn on what to do. Flashback shows the first time Alcyone came to existence by Adam, Philomela’s father and his wife, Iris.

Episode 20
Flashback shows Alcyone was summoned by Adam to take care of his child, Philomela. Due to circumstances, the parents can’t take care of her well and thus Alcyone’s help was needed. Hope she was armed with parenting knowledge! We see Alcyone doing her best as Philomela grew up in a happy and normal environment. Until one day, strange men attacked the parents. Adam knew it was his mom who has waited for Philomela to grow up and use her as hostage to bring him back to that house. Adam will not and made a final gamble of killing himself. Iris let Alcyone escape with Philomela before she gets killed by the perpetrators. Of course it won’t be for long before Alcyone got captured. Now we see Chise faced before this god known as Morrigan. Not sure what she wants from Chise but Elias promises to provide a sacrifice in the future. With the guards surrounding them, Morrigan wants Chise to make a wish. Although Elias warns her not to as they won’t know if it would be in their favour or not, Chise lets Morrigan know her wish. Morrigan then turns into her war version and kills all the guards. This allows Chise and Elias to escape and head towards the mansion. Elias releases the friends from inside as they continue their mission. However the female wolf attacks. Zoe and Fabio stay back to fight her to let the others go ahead.

Episode 21
Thanks to Zoe’s Gorgon abilities, this breaks the curse on the female wolf. She now remembers her family and all the vile things she has done. She doesn’t want to do this anymore and leaves. Chise and co enter the mansion. Alcyone is before them and she is surprised that they are here for Philomela and not the book. Their friend takes priority. Alcyone allows the kid to where Philomela is but will not let Elias pass since she believes he doesn’t care for Philomela. When they enter her room, Lucy sees spiders on the wall and realizes her family’s murder’s culprit is her. She wants an explanation and not an apology. Philomela breaks down explaining whatever she did was never enough. She was always deemed a failure. When her power goes berserk, not sure what Chise does because it’s like they are in another dimension but in child form. Chise stumbles into Philomela as they slowly pick up the pieces of her memories. This place also mixes up some of Chise’s memories. They go through Philomela’s tormented memories, mostly torture from Lizbeth whenever she couldn’t complete a task in time or below expectations. Philomela is puzzled Chise wants to help her despite she tried to kill her. Chise notes she had those same eyes. So by helping her, she might help herself. Then they meet up with Isaac and Lucy as the next scene reveals the truth and makes Lucy mad. It seems Lizbeth tasked Philomela to kill the entire Webster family although Philomela failed to do so on Lucy. Lizbeth promised her that she would bring back her dead parents. She has been strict on her only because it was for her own good. She believed Philomela can pull off the job. Lucy becomes distraught upon known Philomela is the perpetrator but the latter is more confused than before. What could she have done then? It might be easy for the rest to tell her to do as she wants because she has the freedom now. Just as Philomela pleads for help, her dark shadow reclaims her.

Episode 22
Philomela notices some of her parts have regenerated. Now that she has regained consciousness, she makes her way to Lizbeth. Alcyone loses to Elias as we see part of her memories, regretting she could do anything for Philomela. She pleaded to Lizbeth she wanted to help her but was reprogrammed for a different task instead. It is because of that spell, she realizes she failed to protect Philomela. However there is a core inside that Alcyone tells Elias not to touch yet. Flashback shows Lizbeth was always proud to serve the Rickenbacker family. One day she is told to get an heir of her own since with her talents, she would be going places and she would need to have a replacement. However it was soon discovered she cannot bear a child. Fearing she would not be recognized, I don’t know how but she did gave birth to Adam although her husband (or is it mate) died shortly after. Strangely, Lizbeth remained distant as he grew up although he was always curious about her. So one day he wanted to take in Iris as his experiment. Lizbeth didn’t give much thought about it and allowed him. Of course what happened next was unacceptable. Then tragedy struck when he shot himself. Because Philomela looked a lot Iris, Lizbeth despised her. The irony that Philomela also shares the same traits with Adam but is much inferior to him. Now, she is doing a ritual to summon a deity and a great sacrifice is needed. Speaking of which, here comes Philomela. Perfect. Chise and co wake up. They realized they have been dismembered and absorbed by Philomela but managed to put themselves back together. They rush to find her. As Philomela remains sceptical if Lizbeth will grant her wish of reviving her parents, that is when granny shows her true colours. Her wish does not matter. She wants proof of Adam’s existence and for that, his daughter will be his sacrifice. She mocks Philomela of never questioning her intentions and foolishly did all she was told. Philomela lies in the magic circle, waiting for fate to deal the cruel blow. She laments she always got her hopes up but in the end amounted to nothing. Chise and the rest are here to rescue her. However they cannot do anything if Philomela doesn’t will it. After thinking back all their kindness, Philomela pleads for help. The rest go into high gear to save her. As Elias warns Chise she cannot touch the deity, she uses Isaac’s tool to form a hammer to smash the magic circle. Lizbeth is in shock since magic stopped a deity. Philomela collapses into Chise’s arms, realizing that all she wanted was someone to help her.

Episode 23
Lizbeth cannot accept this and so she turns into that same black sh*t like Philomela, consumed by the book’s spell. She accuses all for not knowing anything and intervening. Chise stands up for Philomela. While all might make sense to Lizbeth, unfortunately Chise cannot see the same. So if Philomela is going to die for her, Chise will stop her. Lizbeth attacks but the female wolf returns to demand for her children to be returned. Lizbeth claims they are not here. No children is of concern to her except Adam. When Lizbeth attacks again, this Alcyone saves the wolf. This breaks her core. We see Adam fitting this core with a trigger. If she is destroyed out of malice, something will activate. So, uhm, Adam? Philomela is saddened that Alcyone will die but the latter tells her not to worry and gives her her memories. All contains memories of Philomela but from her point of view. Too bad Alcyone is not in it, duh. Alcyone dies. Now, this Adam is not the real Adam but a programme created in his image with all his hate. His mission is to destroy all those who hurt Philomela. But Lucy says not so fast. She hasn’t gotten her answers yet. However this Adam doesn’t view their hatred as the same and won’t hand over Lizbeth. Lizbeth gets consumed by the deity. The wolf tries to get Lizbeth back but gets struck by the deity. She is saved by Morrigan as she turns Adam into her weapon to fight it. However it seems she is just ‘dancing’ with it. Elias and Chise deduce that because this deity was summoned by a human, only a human can send it away. Thus they need that book but it has been consumed along with Lizbeth. Philomela thinks of getting it back since it has no effect on her. Lucy won’t have her sacrifice herself for this so their plan is to get it back without losing anyone. Using Elias in beast form to further distract the deity, once Philomela pinpoints the book’s location, Morrigan slashes it open. Now in Philomela’s hands, the rest lend their magic to begin the ritual.

Episode 24
Philomela’s mind gets engulfed by the book. A vision of Lizbeth happy she was born incompetent so that she could be of use to her. However Philomela breaks free herself and blames grandma for indoctrinating her so that she won’t be able to think for herself. Now that she has learnt what she can do, she will not obey her anymore. She uses Chise’s runes to cast lightning magic to strike her. Philomela returns to reality stronger than before as she and friends continue the ritual. Not sure what this monster is as it eats up the deity because Elias tells them not to look. It’s over. Morrigan is so pleased with everything, she won’t ask for more compensation and leave. A frail Lizbeth wonders why Adam didn’t come to kill her. This Adam claims the same can be said about her for Philomela. He further adds, she became so strong and accepted no one. In the end, nobody stayed by her side. His job is done so he disintegrates. Philomela is about to ask her about killing Lucy’s family when she is killed off by a little wolf. It also steals the book as it escapes. The female wolf believes it is her child and stops all those who try to interfere. Fabio goes after them and the rest can do no more since they are all exhausted. With the lockdown lifted, Philomela and friends recuperate in Elias’ home. Even Rian is here to see Philomela and is glad she is safe. Chise collects mistletoes for Morrigan. Offering to her, she reborns into a younger spirit and leaves them snowdrop flowers. Meanwhile it is hinted that the wolf cub was under orders by Veronica. Everyone celebrates a lovely Christmas at Elias’ place and for once, seeing Philomela’s great smiling face could be the best Christmas gift ever.

Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining; It’s Not Over Till The Old Lady Sings Croaks
So what are the chances of another season? Not that I am hoping for it anyway but I just want to note that it might take a while because where this season ends, this is exactly where the latest volume of the manga is at right now. Oh wow. So the anime has caught up with the source material? Looks like it. Yeah, I don’t have to worry about it getting a new season for the foreseeable future and now I can put this series to rest! No more supernatural confusions! Yahoo! I could’ve not watch this season altogether and save all the mindless b*tching and whining but oh well, you know me…

However I am left a bit confused because at the end of the final episode, they show clips of the next chapter! Hey wait a minute. I thought the anime caught up with the manga and the next volume is scheduled to be released in mid-2024? Well, there could be a few chapters after this college arc. Confusing me further were the big words “THE END” right before the next chapter teaser. When animes do that it means the show is over and no more future seasons, right?! Unless they just mean the end of this college chapter. Because as we all know well, the story of Chise and Elias is still by far not yet over. So when they announce the next chapter called Friendbane, one might assume it would be animated but it could mean just a teaser for the manga’s next chapter and nothing else. It’s like telling us to go buy and read the manga if you want to follow the story and can’t wait a few more years down the road if this assumingly ever gets adapted. I’ll take my chances. Assuming I am still interested in this series by then.

This season’s storyline seeks to address and conclude all that have been built up in the first part. So while there is not much other supernatural lore or stories (perhaps I did not notice them), at least it puts its focus on the conspiracy and mystery that has been swirling around College. I can’t say that I am impressed with the whole thing because as you all already know, I’m just confused by the whole supernatural thingy so my brains weren’t really 100% focused while watching this part either. Hence the whole revelation is perhaps just some evil grandma using her meek granddaughter to bring back her beloved dead son. And some other family got murdered in between. Oh right, lots of magic and supernatural stuffs too. Yeah, that is how I would surmise this whole arc. Nothing spectacular when I think about it. I may be missing the deeper aspects here but once again, I’m not really that kind of a sophisticated person to begin with.

Obviously the ‘star’ of this part would be Philomela herself. This girl definitely has a lot of issues pertaining to her own self-confidence and the likes. I have mixed feelings about her seeing she is always looking frail, scared, doubtful, etc. While I pity her but at the same time, can’t help feel annoyed by all that. Of course as her character and past gets fleshed out, we start to see and understand why she is always having such low self-esteem issues. We can’t entirely fault her. So much so she is programmed to think in only a certain way and seeking for help is a line that does not exist in her vocabulary. Thank goodness for the power of friendship. Yeah. That always saved the day. So when Philomela turned out to be the twist that is one of the causes for College to lockdown, it doesn’t come at all a surprise to me. I mean, with this much focus on her, there has to be something more to it. Something is wrong. And with a scheming grandma like that, you bet she is going to have a lot more prominent role for this part because she’s a good girl and we obviously want to see her getting her deserved redemption. So are we all happy it turned out that way?

Same can be said for Alcyone. This artificial fairy has been given a task to protect Philomela. So for over for the most of this part, we see her mostly fraught with dilemma whether she has done enough for her. Obviously she feels that she has not and believed that she should have done more. But with her hands tied, how could she? So just like Philomela, she too gets her redemption in the end although it wasn’t really a fairytale ending. She had to technically die so her memories could live on with Philomela. So was she useful or not? That’s for Philomela to decide. Clearly, Lizbeth being the antagonist and b*tch for this arc. All she cares about is reviving her dead son who also despises her. Was this revelation supposed to sympathize with her even if it’s just a bit? Nah. The way she used Philomela like a tool made no love lost to this old hag. The way she has scarred Philomela for the most of her life, we find that unforgivable. The way she was killed off, I guess at least our characters don’t have to taint their hands with blood.

The other character in focus is Lucy. But she does not get as much attention as Philomela. At least that is how I see the whole thing. She too has her own issues to deal with especially the massacre of her family. However, Philomela’s drama and character overshadows Lucy a lot. Sure, Lucy may still be distrustful of others. But this is nothing compared to the suffering and torment of Philomela that have been shown to us. Like as though they really want us to feel something whenever Philomela starts feeling unwell. So as revealed, Philomela and Lucy do share a connected (and unfortunate) fate in the past and that’s that.

The other characters are mostly forgettable in this part. Perhaps in the future volumes they will have a role to play but as far as this season is concerned, they aren’t significant to me. Like Veronica whom I thought would play a part in the twist but for better or worse, she doesn’t. At least not for this season. She could be even more a schemer than Lizbeth if that final scene was true to what I suspected. But that is left open to interpretation. Even I thought Fabio would be behind something but perhaps it is just being me paranoid trying to suspect everybody suspicious of being something. Yup, this means I also thought those twins had some sort of ulterior motive. Argh! Why am I feeling so paranoid! What about Rian? Where was he in Philomela’s hour of need? I thought the duo were somewhat close together when young? Well, can’t blame Veronica or Rian as they were out of action during those tense moments. It goes without saying that since this arc continues to be within the walls of the College, the other characters from the first season don’t make any appearance (Oberon, Titania) or at least a very short cameo (Silky, Joseph). Others like Renfred, Alice, Adolf and whoever you can think of are mostly MIA.

Unfortunately, fans who are expecting to see more of Chise x Elias time would be disappointed. As already pointed out, Philomela’s drama has dragged out and took a big chunk out of this season. Chise while she is of course the main heroine, she remains somewhat relevant by trying to be Philomela’s friend and extend her hand to help her despite a sceptical Philomela pushing her away so many times. Elias mainly stays in the background and doesn’t play much role unless some powerful supernatural power starts to threaten then he uses his superior power to destroy or stave it off. That’s what I mostly see his role for this season. For the earlier parts, they don’t interact with other much either and with Chise having bolder wishes to save Philomela, Elias feels like her familiar! Husband-wife or teacher-student relationship put on hold until this drama is sorted out!

The art and animation remain constant like last season. Still the gorgeous backgrounds and sceneries but I can’t fathom why some parts they used CGI, it still looks as bland as ever. Thankfully they are used sparingly although it would have been better without it. Oh well, maybe something to do with being consistent, for better or worse. Oh, this season I noticed there are a lot more darker scenes. The lighting issue, that is. Can’t see but oh well, don’t want to be clearly spooked by whatever supernatural! No wonder there were a few supernatural stuffs Elias prevented Chise and others not to see because we puny humans can’t comprehend such beings!

The opening theme is a strange one. Nemurasareta Lineage by Junna feels like the singer trying to be a diva and singing her lines at the top of her voice. Furthermore, the song itself is dramatic while the animation is a mix of cardboard cut-out drawings. Some even having this abstract feel like Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica. Yeah, it’s one really weird stage play. The ending theme, Fam by Yuyu starts off as a slow ballad before it gets louder and more dramatic with the strings before climaxing with a softer and calmer tone. Perhaps to reflect the pace of the series?

Overall, I still stand by my previous sentiments that I find this series boring and confusing. Perhaps not as confusing as previous entries seeing there is not as much supernatural terms or lore. In exchange, dragging out the drama and suffering of a certain girl so it is mixed and divided feelings for those who have watched it. Not surprising, fans of the works would shower praises with the flow of the story and characters while the naysayers will call out being draggy and nothing special. Sorry, I gave this part a chance but it didn’t change anything. Yeah, it’s hard to change a stubborn old goat when you’re at this age. Like a leopard never changing its spots, huh?

Seijo No Maryoku Wa Bannou Desu S2

I didn’t expect this to get a sequel just like many other series. But yeah, it did. So why the heck am I watching Seijo No Maryoku Wa Bannou Desu S2 when I called it one of the most boring romance animes in my books? Oh, to follow up, huh? Maybe this season will be it as our favourite main couple will finally confess and officially become one. Hopefully. After all, after watching quite a number of male targeted anime series lately, maybe it is time to take a little break and breather from all that cliché male fantasy fanservice and love and go for something more (almost) purely romantic. The kind of romance that is mainly targeted for female audiences. Maybe I’ll learn some true love here. Heh. I have a feeling that won’t be likely… Yeah, sometimes I am a mystery myself.

Episode 1
Johan shows Sei heaps of crates for her that are from Klausner’s Domain. She also receives a letter from Corinna who is grateful for her help since the forest has been regrown and the herbs that were once hard to collect are no longer so. She hopes she can visit her again. As Sei is still researching on her new cosmetics, Johan believes there will be some interested to buy so he’ll try to contact a trading company. Next day, he introduces her to Franz and Oscar who are in this trading business. They sold Sei’s previous products and it has garnered them lots of profits and popularity. But due to circumstances, they can’t release her latest products and that’s why they suggest Sei open her own trading company. I mean, who is going to interfere with a saint’s business, right? Don’t worry, the duo can help market and manage the inventory while she can concentrate solely on her research. Later Oscar shows Sei and Hawke how a store is booming very well because of some efficient sales strategy to sell that also now sells to other demographics than nobles. To thank them, he tells them of a famed café where they can enjoy some great imported tea. Looking like a date. They order coffee and drinking it has Sei reminisce about the kind she used to drink in Japan. Thinking of trying to brew some here? Do they have the right tools? When Sei tells Johan about the coffee she just had that also exists in her world, she believes there might be more of such here than she realizes. Especially rice. Craving for some now, huh? Johan suggests asking Franz since he travels around the world or she could head to Morgenhaffen, a large port city that trades directly with Salutania. Perhaps she can find stuffs that are not sold here. Time for a road trip.

Episode 2
Sei and Jude arrive at Morgenhaffen with Oscar as their guide. Because she is a saint, Johan gave her some glasses an wig as disguise just in case. It’s the reason why Hawke couldn’t come as he is quite recognizable as a knight and a disguise on him wouldn’t work either. During their sightseeing, they hear a commotion that an accident occurred on board a ship. It seems some crates fell on a crewman and he is gravely injured. No potions could heal him. The captain, Ceyran pleads for a healer and Sei wanted to go help but only to be advised not to make a scene. As we know she can’t leave it be, she gives Ceyran a potion. Trust her, it will work. Later Ceyran comes looking for her and wants to thank her for saving his crewman’s life. She doesn’t mind but he insists on repaying her. Oscar suggests buying his goods at discounted prices. Ceyran takes them to his warehouse where he stores his goods but they aren’t many since they don’t sell well here. To Sei’s delight, she recognizes many of the spices and more importantly, RICE!!! She returns home and cooks them, even sending some to Aira. A taste from their homeland! Then she invites everyone to a food tasting party using ingredients from her homeland. Our Japanese girls can take comfort in their soul food. Meanwhile Ceyran writes a letter to be sent immediately to his emperor back at Zaidera. He will be staying here for a while since he needs to find out who created this miracle potion (Sei gave an excuse it was a gift from a friend).

Episode 3
Looks like Sei has to attend a ceremony as the king will formally introduce her as a saint to other nobles. Oh yes, there’s a ball too afterwards she must attend. Sei remembers Hawke will invite her. She feels embarrassed about it and hopes he would forget about it. Too bad, he remembers. Any reason for her to turn him down? Guess not. The ceremony proceeds well and without incident. Once it is over, she returns to her chamber and it seems Liz and Rayne are here to see her since they can’t attend the ball later this evening. Rayne is also here to apologize over Kyle’s treatment over her although Sei isn’t the kind to hold such grudges as she has already been given a formal apology. As the ball is about to start, Hawke picks up Sei. Both look so dashing. I know you’re mesmerized with each other but can we move on? Despite all the training, Sei still feels nervous. Don’t worry, Hawke is with you. Then they dance and delight the crowd. Once that is over, Johan then takes over as Hawke goes to bring more ‘reinforcements’. You see, there are lots of guys out there who want to ask for Sei’s hand to dance. Would she rather dance with the guys she knows or with random strangers? Yup. And so we have Drewes and Earhart as her subsequent dance partners. So which one of the guys danced with her the best? Don’t know. Can’t say. I have a hunch… Later life resumes like normal for Sei. Johan tells her it is so because the palace has been taking care of it. You see, nobles have been sending invitations to her and the reason she has not received a single one is because the palace has been politely declining them on her behalf. Sei thought her peaceful researching days are back but talk about jinxing it because now she receives an urgent message to meet Siegfried. An important matter must be discussed.

Episode 4
It seems a prince from Zaidera is going to be an exchange student here in Salutania. It is unsure if Zaidera has got word on the saint and hence Siegfried needs Sei to keep her interactions with him to a bare minimum. This means she might have to stay at the royal capital for a while since the institute is on the list of the places he plans to visit. So they collaborate that Sei is to take leave from the institute whenever the prince visits. So the day comes as the kingdom welcomes Prince Tenyuu. After a week, Sei and Liz talk about him. Looks like he is quite a gentleman and a knowledgeable person too. Did Liz mention he is also the 18th prince from the emperor’s 7th concubine! Don’t worry, here in Salutania, monogamy is only practised! Get the hint, Sei! Also to note, it seems Tenyuu has been asking about for different medicinal plants. It could be that Tenyuu is asking a lot of questions to hide his info gathering. Which is a common practice for royalties. Tenyuu visits the institute when Sei isn’t around. After that when Sei returns, Jude updates him on the tour they gave the prince. As they talk, to their surprise Tenyuu is here! They talk a bit before he leaves. They then talk to Johan who then told them this has become an issue. You see, Tenyuu wasn’t scheduled to visit the institute and this means he snuck out by himself to do so. This has caused an uproar in the palace since they too were caught unaware so guards are assigned to keep tabs on him. Although Sei did not reveal much, there is a possibility that he may be after Sei. After all, Sei’s secret is still not known to Zaidera. Meanwhile Tenyuu confides with his subject about what he has learnt. After he visits the institute, he noticed many spoke about this person called Sei. This means she is important enough to be relied by outsiders and that everyone knows she is on leave that day. This means she could be the key that he is looking for. His next move might be rash but it must be done no matter the sacrifice.

Episode 5
Each time Tenyuu visits, Jude has to make excuses that Sei is not around. All. The. Time. You bet at this point Tenyuu must be suspicious so Johan suggests to drop the act. The next time Tenyuu visits and Sei is able to talk to him, she is mindful not to reveal too much but since Tenyuu is very knowledgeable in herbs, they could’ve gone on talking forever. Jude had to remind her it’s time. Later on discussing with the rest, they are unsure if Tenyuu is trying to gauge Sei as a saint for war purposes. Whatever the case, it must never be revealed that Sei is a saint and the things she could do. Sei feels the need to gather some info too so she talks to Franz and Oscar about getting a book of herbs from Zaidera. As they agree, they feel something amiss. They have talked to Ceyran personally and it seems he is looking for an alchemist who can make high grade potions. His backer is Tenyuu who is the one that is looking for an alchemist. When asked about the saint, Ceyran showed no interest. In fact, other people from Zaidera also share this same sentiment that the saint’s power is only for fighting monsters. Nothing more. Hence the strangest part is the prince is not looking for the saint but an alchemist. Why? Stay tuned to find out. Later Hawke comes to see Sei since he will be leaving for a while to his home to visit his parents. With Liz leaving them ‘stranded’, this has Sei spill the beans about her dilemma with Tenyuu. She doesn’t want to cause a diplomatic row by being too direct. Hawke has a plan. The next time Tenyuu visits, Hawke is also here as he asks Sei for help to make high grade potions. She has an alchemist friend who can do so. Obviously Tenyuu took the bait and eavesdropped the conversation. So later he confronts Sei and wants her to introduce this alchemist friend of hers. He reveals he desperately needs a cure for a disease we all know as muscular atrophy. You know, muscles wasting away. All his alchemists in Zaidera are unable to find that cure. The person suffering from this disease is his mother.

Episode 6
A short flashback of Tenyuu spending time with his mother and her condition is getting worse. She wishes for his happiness but of course Tenyuu’s happiness is to see mother well again. Tenyuu talks to Sei about hearing some high grade potion in Salutania and that’s why he came here to look for it. At first he thought the alchemist was her but was wrong (oh, he doesn’t know how correct he is). They talk about different potions have different symptoms and effects and if the alchemist cannot directly examine her directly, a correct solution cannot be provided. Since the alchemist cannot leave Salutania and his mom cannot survive the journey here, Sei suggests making a panacea. Later Sei talks to Johan about this and although he supports her decision to try making a panacea, the problem is that he has no authority to provide it to the imperial prince. Don’t worry about that, he’ll figure things out so go do your stuff. Sei continues to research but to no avail. Sei brings the sad news that finding the right panacea seems hard but Tenyuu understands. In fact, he received a letter of his mother’s worsening condition. He may have to cut short his studies and return to spend what’s left of her time with her. When Hawke returns, he presents some honey from his village as gift to Sei. This is when Sei hits an idea to make a panacea from different ingredients. Using her powers, she makes an apple tree mature to start working on her panacea. Siegfried summons Tenyuu as he talks about the founders of alchemy were from Salutania. Many of its recipes are lost and couldn’t be replicated but some were passed down by the royal family. He presents to him bottles of panacea. Tenyuu is reluctant to accept because he cannot repay this kindness. Siegfried notes that he might not want something now so consider this an investment because in the future he would love to become friends. A grateful Tenyuu accepts. With Tenyuu leaving soon and no time to say goodbye to Sei, Sei believes Tenyuu has received her potions. Not sure about the details but it’s done. Tenyuu hints he may know who created this panacea because there is only 1 person he spoke to about this. But it doesn’t matter because whoever that person did all she can to help.

Episode 7
Sei explaining to Hawke about the Christmas tree back in her world. Yeah, so beautiful with lights. But of course Hawke finds her beautiful while she talks about these stuffs. Later as she talks with Liz and Aira, they talk about marriages seeing ever since Sei had her debut, nobles have been swamping the palace with marriage requests. Obviously may of such marriages are not of the heart and one has to find the right way to sidestep them. Then they troll us of making it look like Liz and Aira having a lesbian moment as they wish for each other to find true love while locking lips, SORRY THEY’RE JUST PUTTING THEIR HEADS CLOSE TO EACH OTHER. With reports of monster activities dwindling, Siegfried believes it is time to think about Sei’s future. Josef who is Hawke’s older brother and a minister to Siegfried, talks to another minister about Sei’s marriage. Some want to support his family into marrying Sei because would you rather have Drewes or the Valdec family nominate a suitor? Josef then talks to Earhart and Hawke about this. As various families have already begun making a move, he is suggesting one of the 2 bachelors to be Sei’s suitor. While Earhart doesn’t mind, he believes Hawke would be more suitable. And so Hawke agrees. When asks about Drewes’ chances, Earhart immediately shoots it down because he is a maniac who only cares about magic. Nothing else. Similarly, Johan’s brother also talks to him about this and hints of him taking on Sei as his wife. Whatever repayment or putting the family at ease, Johan isn’t buying it. Johan doesn’t want to cross paths with Hawke. Later Johan goes to talk to Sei about marriage. While she isn’t really against it, she isn’t sure. Basically, she’s not ready. Johan straights up tell her to marry him but she brushes it off as a joke. She’ll sue for sexual harassment! HAHA! Oh well, Johan thought a fake engagement isn’t bad but she isn’t thrilled to have him who is like a father figure to be her husband. He tells her to think about it since her feelings are most important. And also a certain guy’s. The first image to pop up in Sei’s mind? Hawke. Oh.

Episode 8
As promised, Hawke brings Sei back to his hometown. But this is part of his mission to subjugate monsters. Also tagging along is Drewes. Sei meets his parents for the first time as they showcase their hospitality. Noting there is a hotspring in the area, Sei shows interest. Hawke promises to show her around once their mission is done. Next day, they leave for the mining village where monsters have been sighted. Just in time as they saved a few villagers from wolves. Then they talk to the mayor how the monsters are spawning from the mines. But now they are attacking settlements at the foothills. Not only their numbers are growing but they noticed a new type too: Undead ones. It is suggested that everyone evacuates the area. However with so many injured, Sei will take care in healing them and a guide will help lead Hawke and his men to the mines. Morale is boosted with volunteers coming to help. It seems because of Sei going around purifying miasmic swamps, monsters have been decreasing and this domain is the last one. This makes Sei feeling a bit anxious because she never thought there would be an end to this. Although Drewes cannot be sure, but based on historical records and what he has seen, this domain is definitely the last one. All swamps purified by her have been completely annihilated and no monsters appeared ever since. Next day as they head to the mines, wolves show up to attack. However they cannot die and still move despite being cut down. Truly the undead. Can’t kill what’s already dead, right? Then a loud roar. This huge boar monster could be the boss. However it doesn’t attack them and goes away. I think it wants them to follow. Only 1 way to find out.

Episode 9
Heading into the mines, they find some undead monsters. The deeper they go, more monsters they face. Until they reach the swamp and there’s that boar mother. Drewes wants to do an experiment and fires his purification arrow at it. No effect. Oh well, I guess this means only Sei can purify it. As everyone begins their assault, Sei starts her purification. Wow. That was easy. Didn’t put much of a fight there. On the way out as they cross a ravine, a stray monster attacks Sei as she falls down the abyss. OMG, she survived that fall and had no injuries?! She follows the breeze along the path and feels a bit gloomy over the thought she has to be protected all the time. Hawke and the rest manage to get down as they too follow the breeze. Hawke and Sei eventually meet up with each other. Why do I feel this was so we can see them hug? Then they soon realize a huge miasmic swamp nearby. This is the main one and the reason why there are still monsters around. But don’t hold your breath because this one is an undead dragon! For some added drama and tension, we see the knights fighting and defending with all they’ve got. Sei gets chased around and almost died. Her blessing protected her from certain death. Drewes almost got knocked out and Hawke using all his last ounce of strength to protect Sei. Sei then starts her purification. It took a while but everything soon ended. It is over. Phew. Now we can breathe easily. Literally too.

Episode 10
With all the miasmic swamps gone, Hawke still has his men keep watch just in case. Is there anything Sei can do? Yes. Accompany him. He doesn’t want to be apart from her again like last time. Romance finally taking off? So they hang out, look at some flowers until his men report there are zero threats. Hawke issues the order to withdraw. With the job done, Hawke’s parents hold a simple banquet to celebrate their successful subjugation. As Sei is interested in some of the foods served, Hawke brings her to the market the next day. After some sightseeing, Sei returns and cooks her specialty for Hawke’s parents to try. Mom tells her where she can go and enjoy the hotspring. Along the way, Sei mulls the idea of learning to ride a horse. It would be convenient for her to get to the palace. Sure, Hawke can teach her but this means fewer chances to escort her. Get what he means? With the declining monsters, Sei won’t be needed for a while. But Hawke notes it will still be nice to have a long ride with her. Sei enjoys the bath in the villa as she tries to stay positive with all the things she can look forward to. She notices herself f thinking about Hawke and realizes she is in love. Finally?

Episode 11
Drewes receives an invitation to a play. Obviously he is not interested until he learns from Aira that such a thing exists in her world. After a class session with Sei, he invites her out to the play. He claims he got these invitations from his family since they couldn’t attend it. The only person he can imagine inviting is Sei since he has no idea about women and yeah, they can talk about magic. Sei has her reservations but since Drewes does take care of her and she is interested to see the kind of plays in this world, she accepts. When Sei talks to Johan about this, he smells something fishy. And since this is a play for nobles and not commoners, Sei better start thinking about how to dress up. As Drewes comes to pick up Sei, Sei feels a bit awkward seeing Drewes is acting more like a gentleman. Isn’t this how one should treat a lady? At the play, we see the theatre pretty much similar to ours. Only the lights in the chandelier are light up by magic. When Sei notes about lights in her world now conveniently activated by a flip of a button, she also demonstrates with her magic how she could easily change light colours. This makes Drewes so excited like a kid! He would really love to know more. Next day, rumours are rife about Drewes and Sei being engaged. Liz casts her reservations because everybody only heard about it but not many have seen them together. Liz and Aira are worried about Sei although they remain confident the rumours will soon die out. Johan then has a private talk with Hawke about the rumours. Although he is unaware, he is not even fazed if Sei went to the play with Drewes. He knows what kind of person Drewes is and he is not concerned about it. However the most concerning thing is that he never knew Sei was interested in the play because he would’ve invited her himself. Onto serious stuffs, they believe Drewes’ family is trying to set them up and publicly push for their son’s engagement to Sei. Imagine the Grand Magus of the Royal Magi Assembly and the holy saint together. Such a nice ring. Also such great powers to gain. Johann tells Hawke to make a move fast because sometimes waiting is not enough. This is the sake for his own life and not for his family.

Episode 12
Hawke remembers 2 years ago when he was badly injured in a battle, it was Sei’s miraculous potion that healed him. So he went to see Johan in hopes to thank that person who saved his very life. The moment he saw Sei in the flesh, he knew he had fallen in love with her. The problem now is how to convey it to her. Liz tells Sei about the rumours and asks about what she thinks of Drewes. Of course nothing more than just her teacher. Liz don’t mean to make her feel in a dilemma but there is a possibility Drewes might step down from his role to honour her feelings. So better be clear and think carefully your feelings. As a woman and not as a saint. Sei is putting a lot of thoughts into this so much so she is acting weird during work. Hawke arrives to pick up Sei but waits for her to finish her lessons. However seeing her being friendly with Drewes, it makes him worried. Drewes assures her about the rumours. He is only interested in her magic. Then he whispers something inaudible to Hawke and then to Earhart. Something about the source of Sei’s power. I think I can guess what it is. Even Earhart has a hunch about it. Can you guess? After Hawke sends Sei home, he invites her to an outing because there is something he wants to show her. On that day as he brings her to the gardens of the royal family, he shows her a spot where all the plants are illuminated. He tried to replicate it like how she told him before. She is happy. He is happy. Makes him want to get closer to her. Makes him want to cherish her feelings above everything else. However he was too weak to do that until he realizes time is not on his side. Also realizing that her happiness is not only what he wants, he doesn’t want anyone else to have her. And finally he pops the question: Will you marry me! Sei hugs him. That’s your answer.

The Saint Apothecary Diaries
OMG. I thought it would never happen. Not at least for this season. Hawke finally having the balls to propose to her! Is that the end of everything?! Well, maybe I am getting ahead of myself. Because despite the proposal, it’s not like they’re getting married right away, no? Many viewers and fans are hoping for another season and my guess is that this series is far from over. It isn’t considering the light novel is still ongoing. So there will be many more volumes after this but as for the anime part, we are unsure because those big “FIN” letters at the end, it feels like the death flag that it is over. Need more? Go read the light novels! Oh yeah. If you know me, you know my answer. Bye.

Good thing or bad, it seems I don’t find this season as boring as the first. Is it because I have unconsciously set my expectations lower? Or way much lower to be precise? But still boring nevertheless. For the first arc, I am perplexed with the whole thing because a prince from across the sea comes looking for help and Sei has to secretly help him because well, you know, shenanigans and protocols of royals and nobles whatever. I felt that it all amounted to nothing much since Tenyuu left in a hurry but with some hope and that some strings were pulled to enable that. Yeah, all of that felt weird. Perhaps it was to showcase Sei not as a saint but an apothecary practitioner. Then they decide to ramp up a little bit of drama with the next arc of purifying the final miasma swamp. Yeah, the fight with the big boss dragon put us at the edge of our seats, no? NOT! They show it from dramatic angles that Sei may be done for but like yours truly being a ‘veteran’, I wasn’t really worried because I anticipated how it would all turn out. All as planned…

And finally, when Sei is made public, the mad scramble for her hand intensifies. I thought they were going to leave that for the next season and end with some sort of cliff-hanger? But I guess with all the miasmic dangers out of the way, now perhaps we can shift the series to focus more on the romantic genre. The real stuffs that the fans and viewers have been waiting for? Yes, Hawke might have proposed to her but the battle is not over yet. Sore loser nobles might want to usurp and hence the real battle for Sei has just begun. Not purifying swamps but the battle to be her husband! Oh damn. This is going to be the toughest of them all! Jealous parties won’t let Hawke monopolize the saint all to himself! Don’t count others out yet. So yeah, the front runners are Hawke and Drewes but who knows if there are other outside parties who will usurp this. After all, now that there are no more official bad swamps to purify, everybody especially Siegfried seems to be more concerned about how Sei will continue to live the rest of her life. Is that some sort of guilt of bringing her here and then mistreating her in the first season? Well, it’s good he put it some thoughts for Sei but can he just let Sei live peacefully like she enjoys it now? Oh right. She holds the saint title so yeah, can’t technically have the normal peaceful life.

I am figuring why this season is still somewhat boring is because I now remember the main synopsis of Sei wanting to live a peaceful and quiet life. That is why there isn’t much drama or intensity and if there were, it won’t last long. Sorry, no evil megalomaniac who wants to take over the world as I hoped for! As long as have rice, Sei gonna love it here. Therefore Sei being the same person as we know last season feels very much at home. On one hand it is good because we expect Sei to be the same person and has not changed much in the sense she stays true to her own character. But on the other, this makes her boring since she is more interested in researching herbs and potions more than anything else. Though, the few occasions we see her blush when Hawke getting too close to her or spew some romantic lines that would make any lady’s heart skip a beat. Ah yes, a reminder that Sei is still a woman aside from being a saint and an herbalist. A sign to give us some (false) hope that there may be some real romance happening soon. I know Hawke made the early move to seal the deal. But we’re going to have to wait for another season to see their romance flesh out. Remember, nothing is set in stone yet. While Sei’s feelings for Hawke may be the strongest (so far and for now), there is a possibility her love might change and she could fall for others! Gasp! Can’t see that coming? Can’t even imagine of such? Precisely the twist and shock factor we need for more drama! If only there was a potion for love… Nah! It must come from the heart! That’s where that power comes from, no?

And Hawke, oh yeah, he is still the ideal gentleman that girls would dream of as their ideal partner. Still the same gentleman and reliable knight we know as before but with the thought of Sei’s hand in marriage heating up, he soon won’t have the luxury of waiting and go at his own pace. In this context, while he might look like the dashing and confident knight commander, perhaps all that is just a façade as deep down he might be agonizing over this. If love was so easy, the concerned couple in love would’ve got it all wrapped up at the start of the first season! But yeah, for dramatic purposes, they have to bottle it up for more drama so as to torture us viewers too. Heh. Doesn’t it feel like that? Hawke x Sei seems to be very likely as we have seen them together so many times and Hawke doing a lot of stuffs for her sake. If that doesn’t scream love, I don’t know what is. I figured out too that the power of love gives Sei the power. Not rocket science but still a mystery. And finally all our frustrations are rewarded. Somewhat. I am envisioning Hawke’s toughest battles is yet to come. Fending off other suitors who won’t give up. Yeah. Fighting monsters or fellow men more dangerous? You decide.

Drewes on the other hand, nobody is taking him seriously now since everybody knows him as one who is just obsessed in magic and nothing else. Hence his interest in Sei is mostly because of the magic that she has that surpasses his. While his appearance this season seems to be lesser compared to Hawke, never say never because you know how funny love works. For all you know, Drewes might find himself truly falling for Sei not because of her magic affinity or pressure from his family but from the bottom of his own true heart. Hawke better start doing something if Sei ever starts to pay Drewes more attention. Johan had his chance and he even went to straight up ask her only to be shot down! But I don’t think this isn’t over yet and circumstances later on may change their opinions. Perhaps this is just to get our guard down that the 3 horse race has now turned into a 2 horse race.

As for the other characters, I felt they are lacking a lot. Understandably, Johan continues to be the good superior looking out for Sei and the same can be said for Jude. But for the other characters like Liz and Aira, they just felt forgettable. Even Earhart. Almost forgot his name! Even if they don’t appear at all, it won’t change much. Sorry, my conspiracy theory of Aira being Sei’s long lost sister did not materialize! But I guess it is best they do because a character who has been entirely missing this season is Kyle. Oh, you don’t remember him? That arrogant prince who tried to shelter Aira as the fake saint. Yeah. That’s him. I understand that he is under house arrest to atone his crimes. But seeing he doesn’t appear here, it is as though he does not even exist at all! Like he vanished to another world! Prince Kyle got isekai treatment! HAHAHA! Just kidding. Oh right, where’s that Leonhardt guy too?! Another character who didn’t show up.

Art and animation remains consistent like in the previous season. Good looking people as well as the gorgeous background and sceneries. Now I do note a bit of CGI was used although it is minimal and does not break the entire series. I could be wrong but some doors are animated via CGI? Yeah. Look at the way how those doors move. So CGI-like! This season’s new casts include Chiaki Kobayashi as Tenyuu, Shinichiro Miki as Ceyran, Ryota Ohsaka as Oscar, Nobuo Tobita as Franz and Ryotaro Okiayu as Josef. Last season’s opener was sung by Aira Yuuki and she continues to do the same this season with Semisweet Afternoon. A pretty decent lively anime pop piece compared to last season’s slow ballad. The slow ballad this season is now the ending theme, Lilac Melody by Aina Suzuki. Sounds a bit empty due to the minimal of instruments used. Just a few strings and piano occasionally played throughout the song. But still lovely nonetheless.

Overall, I still maintain this season continues to be boring although not as bad as the last. The much anticipated romance did not happen (although they leave it right till the very end) and we are graced with more of Sei’s peaceful life. Oh well, perhaps this is just the calm before the storm and maybe the next time, sh*t will hit the fan. If that ever happens, you bet I’m going to be in so much shock that my jaw will drop and break the floor! HAHAHA! So funny. Sorry I have to make such exaggerated jokes since this season is, wait for it, boring. Yeah, yeah. I know fans of the show will have lots of positive things to shower for this show but for a romance genre that the characters have not even kissed on the lips (technically last season Hawke kissing her on the hand does not count!), this is just disappointing. Oops, I mean boring. Yeah, the saint has so much omnipotent power but yet none of it about love and romance. And you thought love was like magic, huh?! Yes it is. Maybe just untapped…

Konyaku Haki Sareta Reijou Wo Hirotta Ore Ga Ikenai Koto Wo Oshiekomu

Some guy wants to teach a pure and innocent girl naughty things. Holy cow! That enough to get your attention, right? But yeah, that is basically the premise of Konyaku Haki Sareta Reijou Wo Hirotta Ore Ga Ikenai Koto Wo Oshiekomu or basically Ikenaikyo if that name is pretty long and a mouthful for you weeaboos to remember and/or pronounce. You see, when an innocent young girl has been framed for a crime that she did not commit, so what is her saviour going to do about it? Well, one thing for sure, it is not to clear her name of the crime or exact revenge on her behalf. But to teach her naughty stuffs. NAUGHTY STUFFS! Like, uhm, WHAT THE HELL?! Sure, she has been deprived of a lot of things in life from the looks of it. But seriously, naughty stuffs he wants to corrupt her with?! Sorry folks, heads up that this is not hentai or even close to it. Don’t even have ecchi elements! Can you see where this romcom is heading to? Ah yes. Makes us feel ashamed that we are the totally corrupted ones indeed.

Episode 1
Soldiers are chasing after a hot chick deep into the woods. However they caution about rumours that in this area lies a terrifying Demon Lord. Charlotte Evans continues to run until she sees a mansion before her. However she trips and passes out. Next day, Allen Crawford finds her and picks her up. He believes she is running away from abduction because he can tell those knights nearby as they attack him. Of course he swiftly dodges. Despite realizing he is the Demon Lord, they tell him to hand over this criminal and they will spare his life. Obviously he won’t so they attack him again but his spell freezes them. His hypnosis has them reveal the beams before sending them off. Once they regain consciousness, they will have no recollections of what happened. Back home, Allen sees the newspaper. Definitely Charlotte fits the description of a wicked woman gone missing. When she comes to, he further talks about her status as the fiancée to the second prince of Neruz Kingdom. Charlotte is in disbelief that nobody believes her but Allen does. He can tell if a person is lying through their eyes. This brings Charlotte to tears since he is the first person who believes her. She further reveals she is from a noble family and has been betrothed to Prince Cecil for years. During a party, he called her out to announce that she is guilty of some treason and had her locked up. Allen deduces she was clearly frame. Either the prince doesn’t want to marry her anymore or there might be another woman. As Charlotte feels unwanted, Allen wants to hire her to do his house chores. He also mentions about his past where he was betrayed. He joined a group for adventure but after undoing a seal, they deserted him and stole the treasure. Charlotte’s pity proves she is a very pure and innocent girl. This is when Allen puts a death curse on himself that if she doesn’t help him, he will die in 3 minutes! Quick decide! And so that is how she was blackmailed to work for him.

Charlotte splendidly cleans his house and to Allen, this proves nobility is just her name and she is more of a servant of the house. He tells her to do what she likes since she is done. Well, she had nothing to do but count the grains on the wood! OMFG! She reached over 20 thousand???!!! This prompts Allen to ask if she has a hobby. Bridal class. Didn’t like it very much. Always get scolded. Any happy memories? Well, her little sister, Natalia gave her some fruit… And to think Allen’s fun days at magic school were to cause disturbances with his questions and explosive spells! Allen has decided he will give Charlotte a crash course in naughtiness! Yes, naughty things are fun. He buys lots of stuffs to begin her first lesson. Charlotte reminds him they shouldn’t do bad things but he assures, they won’t do anything illegal. Huh? So the stuffs he bought her for her first naughty lesson are sweets and cakes! This is going to be her dinner! Screw unhealthy diet! If she resists, he will put a death curse on himself again. As she takes her first bite, it brings her to tears. Nobody has been this kind to her! Is she entitled to be this happy? Oh dear Charlotte. You think this is happiness? This is only the beginning! Because Allen is going to let her experience a lot of happy things till she is the happiest person in the world till she is bored of it. And she doesn’t have to return the favour. Think of it as going along with this hobby of his. Charlotte will eat the sweets but wants him to eat with her too. Because it’s better to always eat with someone. Ah, the taste of naughtiness, oh sorry, happiness.

Episode 2
What else could be naughtier than sweets? Well, Allen’s ideas all sound rubbish. Back to the drawing board. He notices Charlotte continuing to clean happily. This means she does not even talk or view ill of those who framed her. If this happened to him, he will no doubt crush them all. This could mean she has very low self-esteem and deep down still fears them. Allen is shocked when Miacha Bastetos comes into contact with Charlotte. Miacha works for a delivery company and often delivers goods he buys. Miacha finds Charlotte familiar. Well, her face is all over the newspaper. Thankfully, she is dumb enough and whatever circumstances of customers is their business. Besides, Neruz is out of their service area. Anyway, Miacha is here to deliver the potion bottles since he sells them to make a living. We learn Allen lives by himself here since he hates crowds. Also, he has a scary face and that’s how he earned the nickname of Demon Lord. He recounts one night, naughty kids wanted to check out his mansion to see if the Demon Lord’s rumours were true. They got more than they bargained for when they trespassed on his land and saw his scary face. And that’s how the word spread about. Allen also has Charlotte order anything she likes. Otherwise he’ll order everything from the catalogue! That supposed to be evil? Miacha doesn’t want Allen to bully Charlotte so she hints of letting it out sometimes. If it was her, Miacha will throw her cat punches. But this gives Allen the next naughty hint. Oh dear, that scary face again…

Next time Miacha delivers his order, turns out to be a punching bag. So the ‘naughty’ thing he wants her to do is to let out her stress and punch it. He even puts Cecil’s face on it. However Charlotte’s reaction is still meek despite Allen telling her to let out all her anger. Thing is, she isn’t even angry. This stumps Allen because she has been treated like dirt and even thrown out from her home, how is she not angry? Well, Charlotte always remains thankful to her family for taking care of her no matter what. Allen realizes the scars in her heart is too deep. He isn’t patient enough to let time heal it. Even if she lashes out, she will continue to blame herself. Thus he wants her to punch him! Eh? What?! I hope he isn’t a masochist! Since she still won’t, he uses his magic to force he hand to punch his face! Great punch. He tells her he can abuse him all she likes and he will never abandon her. Uhm, that’s a sign of masochism… After all, she is free to do whatever she wants and he will be by her side. He uses magic to heal himself. There. Nothing to fear. But since he got hurt, she gets mad for him doing something reckless. Hey, she got mad! But she looks so cute! As she has him promise not to do such reckless things (her heart can’t take it), she promises to open up. It might take time but he’ll be there for her. Miacha has been watching this and gets the wrong idea that they’re into each other so she starts suggesting getting stuffs that a baby needs. This has both Allen and Charlotte stumped. They don’t understand?! Oh ho. I guess the Demon Lord isn’t that naughty after all!

Episode 3
Eruca finally finds Allen. She is his sister. More accurately, his stepsister. Allen’s real parents died a long time ago and the Crawfords took him in. As Eruca notices Charlotte, Allen reveals the truth about her (sorry, it’s not girlfriend!). She’ll find out sooner or later so might as well let her know. When Allen explains her circumstances and what they’ve done so far, Eruca isn’t pleased. After all, it looks like he has been forcing her to do naughty things against her will. He should’ve done things that girls would enjoy. Eruca’s initial mission was to bring him home but now she doesn’t want to do it anymore and wants to stay here and also teach Charlotte naughty stuffs. This leads to a competition to see who can teach her the naughtiest stuffs! WTF. In town, Allen uses her magic to disguise Charlotte. Just a change in hair colour? Though he prefers her original blonde and Eruca wonders if he is trying to score some points. First up, they take her to shop for clothes. As Charlotte tries out some clothes, Allen wants Eruca to do some spying on the current state of Neruz and how Charlotte is treated. However he will hold off info about Cecil because if he knows the truth, he won’t hold back and storm the damn kingdom. When Eruca helps Charlotte zip her back, she sees something awful. Then she shows it to Allen. Those hideous scars over her back. Enough to make you mad? He cannot believe the kind of hate directed towards her. Hence he has decided to change his mind. He is going to exterminate them. Who? Those bugs. Yeah. We all hate bugs, right? As they continue this ‘fight’ to buy her stuffs, Allen’s poor taste has him choose lame things. The siblings are about to fight so Charlotte stops them. Fighting is not naughty. It’s just bad. They promise not to do it again. As Allen buys Charlotte a hair accessory, some punks bump into her and blames her. This doesn’t sit well with Allen but remembering Charlotte’s words, he avoids any confrontation and apologizes. He even offers to pay. However they want Charlotte’s body. This is when he snaps and beats the sh*t out of them. Don’t you dare let your filthy hands on my pure Charlotte! As the crowd cheers on him, Allen then apologizes to Charlotte for breaking his promise. However she doesn’t hate him and knows he was protecting her. This brings a huge relief to him because he thought she would hate and leave him. Was this the change in him Eruca spoke of? Eruca watching this notes she has lost the competition. It isn’t over yet as those punks’ boss shows up for some payback.

Episode 4
Allen recognizes this guy as Megath. When Allen reveals who he is, suddenly Megath is overcome with fear as he prostrates himself and begs for mercy! As explained, his father is the chairman of the country’s largest magic academy. Allen became the youngest graduate at 12 and then became a teacher. It is from there he also earned the Demon Lord nickname. Megath has his goons know their place. While Allen is okay with that, he cannot forgive for causing trouble to someone. But he is stumped as he wonders about his relationship with Charlotte. What is Charlotte to him? A freeloader? A second sister? Aha. A woman who is important to him. Gee, that’s a weird way of saying girlfriend! Back home, it seems Allen is depressed. Not because of what he said. Apparently Charlotte has a wish to go to town again but alone. Although she retracted it, a confused Allen who didn’t want her to do that eventually allowed her. Hey, she is allowed to do whatever she wants, right? Of course Eruca and Miacha have a simple solution: Tail her in the shadows! Despite having a map, Charlotte gets lost. This fears the stalkers since she is entering a dangerous turf run by the gang Serpent Fang and their leader is Groh. Not wanting to ruin her first adventure, Allen has an idea. When Charlotte enters the turf, Groh and his men surround her. You think she is done for but suddenly they welcome her! Previously, Allen went ahead to beat up all those guys and warn them to treat Charlotte nice! Charlotte notices their injuries and even offers potions to heal them. The guys are so touched they even promise to mend their ways! As they ask her relationship with Allen, she thinks hard and views him as her master. Sounds naughty… She also notes he is a kind man. So kind he taught her a lot of naughty stuffs and they even do some all night long! Phrasing! She meant snacks and video games, RIGHT?! As Charlotte moves on, the stalkers notice she will be entering even more dangerous turfs. Well, you know what Allen is going to do. Yeah, beat the sh*t out of them all! Once the coast is clear, they stop spying and allow Charlotte to do whatever shopping. Later when they meet up, she brings the hair accessory owner along. She thanks Allen for beating up those gangs because they have been a nuisance. While Allen remains humble, she still appreciates his help. Charlotte has bought gifts for Eruca and Miacha. Why none for Allen? You breaking his heart. Actually, she doesn’t know what he wants despite he always cared for her. He has to point out that anything from her would’ve made him happy. Are you blaming her?! For now she can help fix his broken clothes and hopes he can tell her what he likes so she can get them next time.

Episode 5
Charlotte hints of wanting to take a trip. Though she notes spending time with him here she likes best. After all, doing naughty things once in a while is great and not every day. This has Allen thought that his goal in this naughtiness thingy is not to corrupt her but to let her experience the joy she never had. Are we disappointed?! Such great timing as Miacha is here to grant them tickets to a seaside resort. As they take a carriage there, we see Eruca and Miacha tailing from a distance. On pretence that Eruca will start her Neruz investigation, it was just a ploy because she was the one who got those tickets and these busybodies are going to witness how they’ll take their relationship to the next level! It seems there are places Charlotte wants to go as a child but she couldn’t say. Allen understands and will not pry further and will listen whenever she feels she wants to tell him. He will go wherever he wants. Upon arrival at the resort, the duo are shocked that they have this lover’s package. Obviously. No wonder the staff thinks they’re married. I think even the word couple is enough to make Charlotte go dizzy. They visit the open air bath as the staff takes Charlotte away to rent a swimsuit. Not as risqué but damn, Charlotte still looking sexy. They have fun throughout the day as the busybody continues to watch. At the end of the day, relaxing at the hotspring with a great view of the sunset. The naughty thing they do? Eat ice cream in a hotspring! With his magic to make ice cream not melt fast, this has other customers wanting to the same. With sales tripled, the staff is grateful and recommends a few sightseeing spots. One of them a hill where fenrir reside but since it is their breeding season, they aren’t around. Hence the zoo is suggested and it seems Charlotte shows interest. As they retire to their bedroom, obviously a single bed. The busybodies eavesdropping in the next room and hope something juicy will happen. But we all know better. They sleep on the same bed (hey, it’s big enough) and find it hard to fall asleep. Allen casts a sleeping spell on her. But when he realizes he is looking at her physical attributes and skin, he gets casts a wider sleeping spell on himself, effectively putting those busybodies to sleep too. Next morning, Charlotte wakes up and is happy she got to talk to her late mom in her dream. Allen is glad because he too was in that dream and promises to protect Charlotte.

Episode 6
Now we’re visiting the nearby zoo. Allen uses his magic to speak to some animals and bribes them to let Charlotte pet them. But that won’t be necessary as Charlotte is naturally attracting all of them! Man, she’s like a goddess! So much so the animals are scorning at Allen to stay away from their goddess! Later Allen talks to Charlotte about her hidden talents as a magical creature tamer. While Allen can only do so on lower ranked animals, really talented ones can tame creatures like fenrir. Soon a staff seeks help from them as she believes they are tamers. The zoo’s director is glad to see them and knows the Crawfords. He shows them a wounded fenrir cub they’ve captured. It is angry and won’t allow them to treat it. Allen tries to talk to it but it won’t listen and remains agitated. Allen lets us know that fenrir are rare and protected species. Harming one gets you prison time. But since its fur and bones are good magical equipment, this has not stopped poachers. Worse, this cub’s mother has located them and is on her way. Knowing that no matter what they do, they look like its abductors, Allen will go talk to the mother. As Charlotte wishes to help by talking to the cub, Allen gives the green light. Not too long ago she was like a doll who listens to every word he says. Now she is able to fight back on her own. Miacha and Eruca may be chilling but their holiday is over as Allen confronts them. He knows they’ve been following him and will put them to work.

Allen may be able to deal with the smaller cub siblings but the huge mother is a tough nut. She is not willing to listen to him and continues her relentless attack. This is when a talking hell capybara named Gosetsu pops up. He knows about Charlotte. He snuck out of a zoo and wandered till he stumbled upon Charlotte. However Allen showed up to rescue her. Gosetsu then learnt what happened and continued to observe her and realized in order to protect her, he must eliminate Allen. My, a jealous capybara? Gosetsu is not impressed he is corrupting her instead of saving her. Gosetsu’s plan is to destroy Neruz. Do you think that will make her happy? Gosetsu calls him naïve because that nation is the cause of her pain and she will reduce it to ashes. He is the one who told the fenrir that they took their cub. Charlotte arrives with other animals and it seems this cub is now healed and tamed. Allen is amazed at her talents which took him half a year to master. She translates the cub telling its mother that Gosetsu told them Allen is a poacher. Now all the fenrir turn against Gosetsu but the capybara remains adamant for Charlotte to come to his side since he will only bring her more misfortune. Charlotte dismisses that and corrects him that Allen gave her a place where she could finally live. She will not forgive him for speaking ill of Allen. Now Gosetsu resorts to taking her by force. Allen fights and defeats him seeing Gosetsu’s method will only cause her more pain and that teaching her naughty stuffs is his privilege. Gosetsu gives up thinking their love for each other is strong! Before they leave the resort, Miacha and Eruca have returned and captured the real poachers. Since they are unrepentant, Allen puts some defence magic on them and lets the fenrir rip them as much as they want. Don’t worry about dying. But here comes the pain!

Episode 7
As they leave for home, it seems the fenrir cub wants to join them. Since mamma gives her blessing and Charlotte would love to have this little doggie, Allen thinks it is a good thing to have more family members. Yes, that includes you too, Charlotte. But looks like they will have another family member inviting himself to join: Gosetsu! Charlotte’s bodyguard and family, eh? Oh well, we just want to know when the baby comes next! HAHAHA!!! The fenrir is named Lu and is now spending more time with Charlotte. Gosetsu mocks Allen that now he has less time to teach naughty things to her. True, but he is glad she has a goal now. Since Charlotte has an affinity for tamer magic, Allen teaches her. She has improved so much to the level where she can now do beast conversations. She puts the spell on Lu and voila! Now Lu can speak! Though, Lu still hates Allen for some reason. Now, if you’re wondering why Gosetsu has been speaking like normal since his debut, he claims he has lived long enough and self-taught himself the human language! To celebrate Charlotte’s success, Allen creates an outdoor bath. Sorry, he discriminates against capybaras. Only humans and fenrir allowed! In that case, Gosetsu uses a magic spell to turn him into a smoking hot babe! OMFG! Fapping material???!!! As they take a break, Charlotte is curious about the mansion’s previous owner. Allen is unsure of that since the previous owner, which is an elf, disappeared 30 years ago. Not sure if that elf committed suicide from failed experiments, but Allen bought it at a much cheaper price. You would think Charlotte is starting to get scared thinking this place is haunted. Actually, there are mushrooms popping up all over the outdoor bath now! Poltergeist event? Suddenly a dark elf pops out from the basement and warns them not to steal her mushrooms!

When she realizes the situation, she introduces herself as Dorothea Grimm Wallenstein. Yes, she is the previous owner and has not realized she has been hiding for 30 years! Oh well, you know how long an elf lives, right? Sorry Charlotte, she is still not a ghost! My, clinging onto Allen hard, isn’t she? Boobs! Anyway, Allen realizes the legal implication since the owner is still around as well as there are no other places for Charlotte to stay. He wants to buy the mansion from her. Okay. Deal. That was easy. However she doesn’t need money. She needs help! Oh damn, and you thought paying money would be the easiest way. Seeing Charlotte wants to help, Dorothea is ecstatic. Or would you rather leave the mansion? So now we listen to Dorothea’s back story. She was a famous author, writing many genres and winning many accolades. But one day she was tackling a romance genre and got stumped. A writer’s block. When deadline came, she had not even wrote a single word. Fearing her scary editor, she ran and hid in the basement until today! Thus you can see where this is going when she hints Allen and Charlotte as her new material? If you’re too dumb like them to guess, to make it short and sweet, she wants them to play a lovey-dovey couple for her romance novel. Is this the naughty thing that we’ve been waiting for?!

Episode 8
Fancy seeing Allen and Charlotte in a romantic play? Well, if Dorothea isn’t some strict ass director cutting things that don’t go like her script. Like how Allen uses magic to carry Charlotte to avoid touching her. Each time Allen wants to call it quit, the mansion ownership is a useful threat. You think Allen would think Charlotte is also tired of this charade. Apparently she doesn’t mind doing it with him! And so he sucks it up for the long (acting) ride. Next up, they have to act like newlyweds. Charlotte’s natural cuteness is killing him! Thanks to that, his reaction goes off script many times. CUT! Next scenario casts the pets as high school delinquents as Allen must save Charlotte from them. Allen might have overdone it as his magic gives them a good whack. Allen is confused with this next romantic line because it mirrors somewhat in real life: What is Charlotte to him. He thinks back of all the things they’ve done together and finds excuse that this is just acting. Hence the twisted logic he isn’t telling her how he feels. But he still adlibs and says he is her guardian. CUT! Next scene is Cinderella story. Charlotte as the titular character, feeling close to home? Anyway, the highlight is the dance scene since it is hinted Charlotte isn’t acting but enjoying this. Everyone praises Charlotte’s perfect acting but none for poor Allen. But instead of the glass slipper scene, Allen gives back her lost hair accessory. Once again, you wonder if they’re acting or really putting out their confused feelings for each other. Before the crucial moment, the wall explodes. Who this scary guy? Well, it’s Dorothea’s editor! You can’t hide from him! He never thought she would still be hiding here and wasted 30 years of his life! Yeah well, she set up a super magic barrier that no one could even detect. Now she has to face the music as he takes her back. He pays for whatever damages and leaves. Dorothea pleads for help since she will be drowned! Oh you jest. That would be too lenient. He is going to throw her into the volcano! That supposed to motivate her for a romance novel? Whatever. Bye. But Allen and Charlotte can’t rest yet as Eruca suddenly pops up. It seems Natalia is in trouble.

Episode 9
Flashback shows after Charlotte’s mom died, the Evans took her in. Everyone including the maids treated Charlotte badly although she tolerated them all. The only exception was Natalia as she wanted to become friends with her stepsister. Now we see them on a ship but not to Neruz, but to the magic academy. Yes, this whole island belongs to the school like a mini kingdom. It seems Natalia is studying here but Eruca wants to bring them to see their parents first, something Charlotte panics over. Need to greet them properly. Oh, she’ll be fine. It is Allen that Eruca is worried. You see, 3 years ago, Allen quit everything and left the island. En route to doing that, he fought with his dad in an epic magic battle for 3 days and nights! You bet that left a huge crater on the other side of the island! Yeah, it’s a sightseeing spot now. Shortly, they see a fight among students breaking out. A handsome guy easily defeats both sides. What do you know? He is Allen’s (step)dad, Harvey. I KNEW IT! Back home, Harvey is glad Allen brought home his girlfriend. Allen wants to refute that but with hints from Eruca, he believes she has prepared something for this. So he also hints to Charlotte to play along. Charlotte introduces herself as Allen’s girlfriend and the one who taught her many naughty things! Harvey isn’t surprised seeing Eruca has already told all about her. He hopes they can even marry and settle then. And then think of that offer. Oh you know, he wants Allen to take over his position as the headmaster of this academy. Of course Allen still refuses it. While that title brings honour, Allen doesn’t want the baggage that comes with it. What baggage? See this cute little girl? That’s not Allen’s other sister. It’s his (step)mom, Liselotte! OMFG! Harvey wants to retire so he can get lovey-dovey with his wife and perhaps get Allen another (step)sibling!

Enough of the embarrassing stuff. What about Natalia? It seems the Evans are in turmoil so sending Natalia abroad to study is just a cover up till things blow over. It has been 3 months since she is here. Since she was using a fake identity, they didn’t know until recently. And then there are factions in school fighting. How are they related? They show footage Natalia of being surrounded by gang members. Guess what? She beats them up for bringing the wrong bread! OMG. Natalia the head of her gang! Being a bad girl is worse than being a naughty girl? While Harvey respects the students’ freedom, he doesn’t want to use force. Hence Allen is called since he was a troublemaker and what better than it takes one to know one, right? He hopes he can talk to her since Natalia is going a bit aboard. Though, she still treats her lackeys with respect and kindness. Before Charlotte starts blaming herself if she is the cause of Natalia going bad, Allen agrees to talk to her to stop her misbehaving. Even if this encounter might be painful for Charlotte, she still wants to see Natalia as she is her only happy memories in that household. She will regret it if she runs away. Liselotte has prepared rooms for them to stay. Obviously this is the safest place, right? And you bet they’ll share a bed! It’s only natural as they are lovers, right? Or are they lying? Because mama hates liars and who knows what she’ll do to them! So sweet dreams. No time to argue about this since Charlotte is tired and needs to wake up early tomorrow so let’s just tug in early.

Episode 10
Well, now they can’t sleep. Allen tries to use his sleeping magic but it does not work. That’s right. Eruca has learnt from the last time and has spent a lot on this bed that has magic nullifier. She is eavesdropping next room and hoping they’ll get humping! So as they awkwardly talk, Charlotte asks what he was going to say to her during Dorothea’s scenes. Yeah, this guy is fretting over it and starts thinking the kind of answer he should say and the things he wants to do with her. They aren’t naughty, by the way. Similarly, Charlotte feels she has no right to such since she is still a wanted person. Both conclude this goes beyond naughty. So they just end it there and went to bed. You bet Eruca is not happy that nothing happens. She wants to do something about it but Liselotte tells them to be quiet. Or else! Next day, Allen with Charlotte (disguised as his assistant, Charlo) go to see Natalia who of course gets defensive. Allen wants to be her private instructor but she declines and leaves. WTF Charlotte so happy she could ‘talk’ to Natalia that she is in tears?! You bet this sends the wrong signal that sensei just made her assistant cry! Allen sees her correct a teacher’s formula in class. Since she is such a genius, Allen suggests Natalia help teach Charlotte some magic. She sees no reason to decline. During lunch, the pets visit. This surprises everyone because they are very friendly with Charlotte. This stumps Natalia because if she is this talented, why need her help? Of course Charlotte credits the pets as amazing themselves and she has nothing to do with it. She is further stumped since Charlotte even cares about what she eats. Why care so much for her? As Allen puts it, she has a sister her same age so Natalia reminds her of her. This has Natalia wonder if the Evans sent Allen but he assures they didn’t. He deduces she is studying magic to be free from them. Partly. They might be nobles in name but a horrible family. When he tries to bring up Charlotte’s name, Natalia shuts him down. Don’t ever say that name.

Soon, a cocky rival of another faction, Chris comes here to warn Natalia about beating up his lackeys. She tells him off they weren’t even a challenge and if he wants to fight, make an appointment. When a few of his guys bump into Charlotte and are unapologetic, Natalia immediately beats them up! Forget about an appointment, she’ll beat their ass right now! Allen stops her since the cafeteria is no place for a fight. Natalia is not amused since it’s like he doesn’t care for Charlotte. Of course he does. He teleports all to another dimension as he teaches the few rules to Natalia about fighting. Allen easily defeats all of Chris’ goons and ties them all up. He is about to dump to biggest and nastiest fireball as a lesson to not mess with them again until Charlotte nullifies it. Allen and Natalia both get lectured by Charlotte. She is happy they got angry on her behalf but this is too much. Beyond naughty! You better apologize now or do you want to see Charlotte’s angry face! And just like that, this spat is over and we’re back to happy people. Allen notes this is all part of Charlotte’s growth because now she can use a spell against him when she couldn’t hit a punching bag before. Allen has also done some study on Natalia’s background. Apparently she took in outcasts as her lackeys and of course some resented that. She mentions she just wants to hone her skills and to do that, people like Chris are her convenient targets. Now that Allen knows her problem, he has a suggestion. Sorry, it’s not to get along with others. She must conquer this academy and become its ruler! Oh sh*t! This is way beyond naughty!

Episode 11
Natalia learning diligently from Allen on how to reign supreme! Not sure about this dungeon showdown, we don’t get to see it but once again Natalia wipes Chris’ butt all over the floor. Gosetsu and Lu train Natalia’s lackeys to be stronger. Natalia hates salad but eats them all out of concern for Charlotte. There. Finished them like an adult. Okay. Here’s another bowl! OMG… Natalia is eager to teach Charlotte her magic and can start tomorrow morning. That night when they carry Natalia back to her dorm to sleep, they notice a bag that looks important to her. It is imbued with magic so touching it may trigger traps. I can’t believe the gang stay and watch her sleep all night! Perhaps to note how precious the bag is since she cuddles it while sleeping. Next morning, Charlotte wakes up early for her promised lesson. With Charlotte improving a lot, this reminds Natalia of her old times. She wants to show Charlotte her bag but looks like it is missing. Chris is believed to be the perpetrator as he left a letter challenging her if she wants her bag back. If that is what he wants, so be it. She hopes Charlotte will not tell Allen. However it is her lackeys who do so since Natalia has not showed up in class. Even Charlotte has gone missing. One of Chris’ lackeys turn up to seek Allen’s help. He confirms Chris summoned Natalia to the forbidden dungeon for a challenge and slipped that letter last night. He further reveals Chris was a genius until Natalia came along. She bested everything he did and obviously his pride will not stand for that. He vowed to beat her no matter what it took. Allen will head to the dungeon himself and has Gosetsu tell Harvey just in case. The rest will be on standby. Chris and Natalia have a showdown in the dungeon. He drops her back down the abyss and challenges whoever retrieves it first wins. Obviously Natalia wins again but now a chimera shows up. This is the dungeon’s boss. Chris is so scared he runs. But they are trapped and can only hide. Chris tries to take responsibility to fight it but it backfires and he gets knocked out. Luckily Charlotte is here to save the day and gives some breathing space as her magic scares the chimera away. Charlotte is worried about Natalia. Even if she is strong, she is still a child. Natalia is still confused why she cares so much about her but Charlotte cannot say she is her sister. Allen enters the dungeon, hoping Salamander has not awakened from its laying period.

Episode 12
As Natalia notes about her big sister, she claims that criminal status is all a lie to frame her. But what she hates most is herself who failed to protect her sister and how the family cut ties with her instead. She has always regretted not being able to help her and that’s why she wanted to study magic so when she grows up, she’ll help her. After that incident, Charlotte’s stuffs were all thrown out. The only thing left Natalia salvaged was this bag that belongs to her. Since it has her magic, she hopes to use some detection magic to locate her. However she knows a creep is holding her hostage and is jamming her detection. Once she finds him, she’ll beat the sh*t out of him! Oh my. Allen in danger! But what do you know? Chris overheard the whole thing and is now in tears! Ashamed of himself for doing such trivial matters. Good thing he has repented but now a big problem is at hand. Salamander is here! Charlotte tells Chris to take Natalia away (since her feet is injured) while she stays and distracts the beast. When Salamander fires, the blast affects Charlotte and this dispels her disguise. Natalia confused her sister is here. Thankfully, Allen to the rescue. Nothing is madder than a Demon Lord who sees his beloved hurt! After a single knockdown, Salamander starts being docile and loving Allen? You see, Salamander is actually Allen’s pet he raised from young! Outside, Chris repents his actions and will accept any punishment. Natalia and Charlotte have their moment of reunion. Charlotte apologizing for the deception but Natalia is glad to see her sister again. Because inside the bag is a favourite book that Charlotte often reads to her. Well, now she can read it again. Time for a great emotional sisterly hug! But now Natalia’s anger turns to Allen as she believes he is the creep who prevented her from finding her sister! Zap! ZAP! Liselotte disappointed they’re not dating but as Eruca puts it, they truly love each other. For now they can only watch over them until they are ready to tell each other their feelings.

Back home, Allen and Charlotte ponder about the confession they wanted to say that night. Just in time Miacha interrupts since they have an unknown package. A magic spell that summons. And out from this portal comes Natalia! Oh wow. She wanted to visit Charlotte so badly so she sought Eruca’s help and thus this surprise. More bad blood between Allen and Natalia over Charlotte. So this isn’t fighting but passionate communication? Uhm… WHAT?! Soon, Dorothea returns. It seems her romance novel is a hit and now she is hoping to write a sequel. So any developments from you guys? Well, actually her editor has been bugging her for a sequel so she is back here to hide. Please hide me! To Allen’s dismay, everybody has decided that Natalia will be staying over (to keep watch on that pervert, but of course). And so we have a happy dinner. The more the merrier. That night, Charlotte dreams of being locked in the basement by her (step)mom after accusing her of stealing that she did not do. It’s a dream so Allen breaks through and rescues her. Waking up from this in the middle of the night, she notices Allen still up and sits with him. He has an idea to do something naughty that can only be done at night. Sorry folks! It’s not what you think because it is stargazing while drinking a nice cup of warm cocoa! But wait. The mood seems right as they get closer to each other. Preparing for a kiss! This is it. The naughtiest moment we’ve been waiting for! Only for Allen to call out the rest because he knows they’re spying on them! Oh shucks. What a waste. Natalia, Lu and Gosetsu cooperate to take down their enemy as Allen won’t hold back anymore. Bring it on. Meanwhile, a spy reports to Cecil about Charlotte’s whereabouts. He orders her immediate capture.

Charlotte’s Web (Of Oppression): The Naughty Professor & Little Miss-chief
So the prologue is now done. I assume things are going to get even naughtier when Neruz comes for Charlotte. Yeah, that will be way beyond naughty. In fact, the entire kingdom is more than just naughty. They’re pure evil for doing this to our girl! At least that is the story we see from our side. So until the next season arrives, we are going to assume that more or less the same happy days for Allen, Charlotte and co, doing naughty stuffs and everybody smiling away like nobody’s business. Yeah. It’s so wonderful being naughty. Naughty = Happiness? But I know coffee is not tea. Geddit?! Not. Tea. Naught-tea. Naughty… Sighs, sorry for bad naughty pun…

Okay, first thing I have to call out about the term ‘naughty’ being used here. In short, it is just misleading! Yeah, obviously to bait people like yours truly to check it out. But I assure you that it is not that kind of definition that we think it is. So much so I want to use that meme of they keep using that word, I don’t think it means what it means! I don’t know if this is this kingdom’s definition of the word naughty but it certain is misleading. Therefore when Allen wants to teach her naughty stuffs, it is actually more about teaching her about how to be happy. Yeah, so I am thinking why not say he wants to teach her how to pleasure herself! HOLY SH*T! I think I made it sound even worse!!! But seriously, the more correct term would be he wants to teach her how to enjoy some of the simple things in life and be happy. Yeah. That. Perhaps that sounds too long and thus it is surmised as naughty. Uh huh. Sounds trendier, maybe. After all, girls of such status must be so prim and proper to a T that the slightest deviation would mean they are uncouth and uncultured. My, it’s so hard being a noble.

As you can see, there is not much of a plot. Yet. This entire season dedicates itself to see the development between Allen and Charlotte. Call it a bore or nothing new but I suppose this way, it proves that all that we have seen them done things together, it gives a solid support that vouches their relationship is genuine and true. Now we are just waiting for them to confess their feelings to each other. Of course we veterans now it will be a long and crucial waiting game. If it was this fast, it will be no fun and things would be over. Therefore in all the episodes, we see them in close proximity or doing stuffs that people in love usually do. Yes, those ‘naughty’ bits are actually the usual cliché stuffs that we can see everywhere else in this genre. Yes, doing those ‘naughty’ stuffs makes them get closer to each other and also gives us the much wanted reaction between the duo. Oh you know, being very shy and flustering like mad till their faces are as red as a tomato. That. Naughty, naughty, aren’t we? Or is it just the usual romcom tropes? Don’t be fooled by the next episode’s preview where the narration sounds ambiguous enough to make it sound like something naughty might happen. I assure you, it is not. Clickbait material, yeah… And here I initially thought aside sexy bits, Allen was going to teach Charlotte do other naughty stuffs like playing pranks on old folks and doing ding dong ditch! WHERE WAS ALL THAT???!!! Oh right. That’s not naughty. That’s just plain evil!

So yeah, diehard romanticists may die in frustration to see their romance unfolding at a snail pace but then again, why the rush? It is ironic that Allen wants to teach her naughty stuffs but the whole thing somewhat backfires in the sense that with both of them being so embarrassed with each other, it just brings them closer. Take for instance during Dorothea’s directing moments. Do you not agree with me that Allen and Charlotte are looking more natural as lovers when not acting? Hell yeah, it is even better than the fake acting! But you have to wonder for Charlotte, is she even acting?! Yeah, how convenience for this acting thingy to cover up her feelings or at least Allen sees it as an excuse not to think what it is.

Allen might be a genius in magic but he is a noob in love. There are moments when he is just so dense like holding Charlotte’s hands whenever he has a eureka moment. He doesn’t realize his actions but for Charlotte who is just purer than snow, this evokes that flustering emotions. The reverse is somewhat true too. Whenever Charlotte is in her natural and kind gentle nature, she is just so lovely that it makes Allen’s heart skip a beat. So do you see the misses both of them have in this game of love? True love, definitely. But they’re having a hard time getting their feelings across and I suppose that is to frustrate us and keep the charade going on for as long as possible. I mean, yeah, who wouldn’t love to see more of Charlotte’s cute blushing! One more time, my fair lady! Awww, how cute!

Contrary to his ‘terrifying’ nickname, Allen is very well much like many other anime protagonists. Basically a good person. He can be a little crude at times but more than often ever since Charlotte came into his life, obviously he starts to change a little as now he puts his thoughts in taking care of and protecting her. As opposed to whatever his intentions in teaching her naughty stuffs! I tell you, this misleading word has been done to death! He has the power to change the landscape since he possesses very high magic affinity but chooses not to go down the violent path all because he wants to respect Charlotte’s wishes. If he can’t do anything simple as that, he is in no way qualified to protect Charlotte at all. So yeah, the real Demon Lords are the ones who ostracized Charlotte, right?

And now my dear Charlotte, she has changed a lot but still remains largely the same. Confused? You do notice at first that she was a very insecure and fragile girl with no will of her own. Like a puppet. But as she spends more time with Allen (the process of naughty-sizing, if I should call it?!), she has grown to be more mature and independent. She now has wishes and desires she wants to achieve and she doesn’t need Allen to tell her what to do (or that lame threat Allen will kill himself?). While she has grown into this strong woman, at the same time a big part of her remains unchanged as she is still humble, meek and above all, caring and selfless. This core part of her has not changed and it is easy to see why many has fallen for her charms. Notice how many are friendly with Charlotte but remain somewhat hostile towards Allen for some reasons? Looking at you, Lu, Gosetsu and Natalia! Therefore everything that has happened or why things get done is because Charlotte wills it and everyone obliges her wishes. Makes me want to sing Bryan Adams’ (Everything I Do) I Do It For You!

It is yet to be seen or revealed this season what crimes or treason Charlotte have been framed for. Thus I am guessing that when the time comes as her past catches up to her, although she will still be traumatized, this time she is stronger to tackle and face it head on unlike before. So yes, Allen and her friends have helped much in her development. But I am sure that Charlotte will overcome this greatest trial when it catches up seeing how saintly and angelic Charlotte is. No wait. Make that godly! Charlotte is your goddess! Besides, we might all smile and our heart go ~kyun if Charlotte pouts or gets mad. Cute, right? I don’t think we want to see her actually getting mad because that would be the most terrifying thing in the world! Oh man, I can’t imagine if Charlotte actually loses her temper! I don’t think it will happen considering Charlotte’s personality but the possibility isn’t zero. Overall, because Allen and Charlotte met each other, they both have become vital to each other’s development and it was all a blessing in disguise. Now we’re just waiting with much excruciation for them to make it official. Oh come on, don’t tell me you don’t know already?! Rest assured (or unfortunately), no harem shenanigans in this not-so-naughty love story. Just a food for thought, if Santa is going to give presents to them, will she be on the naughty or nice list? Oh heck, it’s a no-brainer. Charlotte my dear will always be nice no matter what!

With this much focus on the duo, the other characters are mostly relegated to being supporting casts and nothing really more. After all, everybody loves Charlotte, right? Who would dare hate her? These characters are proof that Charlotte’s kindness has spread far and wide regardless of who she is. Her circle of friends and family continues to grow and by the time Cecil or the Evans come get her, she has her own faithful followers to help fight back with her. Don’t you dare touch our goddess! So we have delivery catgirl Miacha to genius wizard Eruca to a couple of intelligent pets to a famous novelist who was once the mansion’s previous owner and now her own little sister has free access to visit Charlotte any time she wants. Even Allen’s parents are behind her so if Neruz wants to get funny with Charlotte, bring it on because there will be hell to pay and more. So yeah, while these characters, some look like they are freeloaders and just here to have fun, just like a certain pair’s genuine love, their friendship and loyalty to the goddess is as authentic as it can be. The more the merrier, right? What a waste of space in Allen’s mansion if it doesn’t house lively (and weird) characters!

Art and animation are standard. It looks pretty bright and vivid, the colours and hues and the character designs are your typical cute Japanese characters. Though, I thought Allen’s character design looked familiar. Heck, thanks to his hair split between black and white, I thought Boku No Hero Academia’s Todoroki escaped here! Even more so there was a scene when Allen’s face was half covered in red blood! OMG! Todoroki???!!! I have to admit that Charlotte may look cute but she still looks as bland and plain like any other blonde anime girls! It’s not blasphemy against the goddess, okay! As for Natalia, she has this strange resemblance to Mia from Tearmoon Teikoku Monogatari. Both ran in the same season so, uhm, parallel universe? On a trivial note, do you not think Eruca and Miacha’s uniform is a bit naughty? Baring their midriffs? Is this supposed to distract us or something? Like Gosetsu’s hot babe transformation?! I do notice a bit of CGI but thankfully it is only confined to very small scenes such as carriages. Not to say they look good but at least it is not crappy. Phew? This anime is jointly done by Zero-G (Isekai Nonbiri Nouka, Tsugumomo) and Digital Network Animation (Kimi Wa Kanata).

The other factor attracting me to watch this series is the cast. When you have Tomokazu Sugita as Allen and Saori Hayami as Charlotte, big and recognizable names in the current voice acting industry, how can you not be interested?! At least I know I am. Well, the thing for me is while Tomokazu Sugita sounds as trademark as he can get, Saori Hayami on the other hand sounds too overly cute. Not to say it is a bad thing but sometimes I have this feeling that she is trying too hard to make Charlotte have this innocent and shrieky squeal to her voice and that it gives me the impression that she is struggling to make Charlotte sound meek and fragile. She could be voicing in this manner on purpose but I just can’t help feel that way whenever I hear Charlotte’s (cute) voice. The other casts I recognized are Naomi Oozora as Miacha and Nobuyuki Hiyama’s cameo is Megath. Almost missed Marina Inoue there as Chris. Only recognized her a bit later and only so because in the same season, she voiced another similar young boy character (Leo in Seiken Gakuin No Makentsukai).

The rest of the other casts are Lynn as Eruca (Ayano in Engage Kiss), Kaori Maeda as Natalia (titular character in Kaijin Kaihatsubu No Kuroitsu-san), Rika Nagae as Dorothea (Mitsuha in Rougo Ni Sonaete Isekai De 8-manmai No Kinka Wo Tamemasu), Ryotaro Okiayu as Gosetsu (Byakuya in Bleach), Atsumi Tanezaki as Lu (Anya in Spy x Family), Akari Kitou as Liselotte (Nezuko in Kimetsu No Yaiba), Hikaru Midorikawa as Harvey (Lancer in Fate/Zero) and Makoto Furukawa as Cecil (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai). The opening theme, Ikenai Etranger by Yui Hizuki tries to have this naughty vibes. More accurately, playful vibes. Apart the jazzy vibes, some parts of the song sound a bit chaotic as well as dramatic. I don’t know, somewhat reminds me of Calendrier from Tasogare Otome x Amnesia but to a slightly faster pace. As for the ending theme, Saori Hayami graces Graceful World with her character’s voice. Sounds pretty decent this dramatic ballad. At least not as weird as the one I heard her sing in RWBY: Kyousetsu Teikoku despite she hitting the high notes in the end.

Overall, this show is just your typical romcom series and there is nothing naughty about it! The closest fanservice we get is Charlotte in her swimsuit and that is not even close to being risqué. The most our couple has done are hold hands and slept in the same bed but as you would have come to expect, nothing much happens. We should have known better but we always have this minute hope that maybe something naughty would surprise us despite the overwhelming odds it would not. And then when it really doesn’t, we get disappointed. What a vicious circle for us with naughty thoughts! So if you like your shows where couples who are in deeply love with each other but are too dense to realize it themselves, have fun and being happy together, this should be right up your alley. No actual corruption or depravation actually occurred. No cute, innocent and pure girls were corrupted or depraved during the making of this series. So I guess wishing for a lingerie episode would be way out of the question, huh? That’s not naughty. That’s just perverted! And perversion is bad! Ecchi nano wa ikenai to omoimasu! Oops, wrong anime!

P/S: Can we stop abusing and misusing the word naughty already! It has lost its context here!

Kimi No Koto Ga Daidaidaidaidaisuki Na 100-nin No Kanojo

They say that some are late bloomers. Good things come to those who patiently wait. And only after one has tasted a lot of failures, only then one can taste the fruits of success. Well, apply that to a romcom harem anime. Kimi No Koto Ga Daidaidaidaidaisuki Na 100-nin No Kanojo AKA Hyakkano (because it’s a freaking ridiculous long name to remember and say each time) has our main male protagonist as a serial loser in love. Every girl he has confessed to in his life has utterly rejected him. Yeah, that should have been a sign to say to give the f*ck up! But nope. He did not. So as ‘reward’ (or curse as I see it), some god of love whatever appeared before him to tell him the good news that he will soon have 100 soul mates! I don’t know why or how f*cked up that is but it’s your cue to have a harem theme and get all the girlfriend problems and hijinks started. Can he handle having 100 girlfriends? Or is he doomed to fail and always be the same miserable loser? Well, my guts know better…

Episode 1
At the end of the graduation of his middle school, Rentarou Aijou confesses to the girl he likes but gets rejected. Well, that was his 100th rejection! So how can a guy confessed to 100 girls in his middle school years? Well actually, his first confession (and rejection!) was when he was 8 months old! F*cking lecher! Thus he gets desperate to pray at the shrine. And what do you know, this shrine’s God pops up! With a turd hairstyle, it’s hard to take him seriously… Anyway, he claims Rentarou’s romance will begin in high school and he will find his soul mate there. However he will find 100 of them there! So after the opening ceremony of his high school, he bumps into Hakari Hanazono and Karane Inda. You bet they are going to be soul mates because all felt that tingly sensation (as mentioned by God). The girls have taken a liking for him as it descends into a ‘competition’ as they feign their sprained ankle so as to get them to the infirmary. WTF Rentarou punching himself for making a misery to others?! In the end, all walk finely there. But then the girls hear some superstitions in romance about finding a 4 leaf clover. Guess it’s not hard to see what they do next. And so they spend 4 hours looking for that elusive clover! Rentarou tries to be nice and give them a drink. Karane being the tsundere runs away after accepting. Hakari is slyer as she thinks of getting an indirect kiss. She claims she can’t finish it and for him to help her drink half. Oh no worries, he bought one that is smaller size. Uhm, actually she still can’t finish it so please drink the first one. After doing so, Hakari panics and spills the whole thing. There goes her first (indirect) kiss. When he offers to help clean up, that is when Hakari confesses she loves him. Too bad this is cut short with Karane’s return. So she bought lots of drinks in return? Anyway, she won’t lose out and sums up her courage to also confess to him. And now the dreaded moment: Choose which one he wants to date!

Obviously Rentarou can’t decide so he seeks God’s advice. What is the precedent for this? Well, none. You see, his case was an exception. Usually there is 1 soul mate to everybody. During Rentarou’s birth, God was watching some anime. He was so touched and wrote 100 in his soul mate section instead of 1! WTF WHY IS THERE A BOX TO FILL IN A NUMBER FOR SOUL MATES???!!! But that’s not the worst part. If the soul mate is unable to find and lead a happy life, they will die. Oh sh*t. Now Rentarou can’t choose because choosing the other means the other would die! Gee, thanks God. Hence he thinks of rejecting them both and then secretly date them in secret. Next day as he confronts them, he wants them both to be his girlfriend! Last night’s solution wasn’t going to fly. Because the girls put all their heart into their confession, as one who did the same for 100 times, he should know better. That is why he will not choose as he loves them both a lot. Proof as he has found 2 of those clovers! No wonder his clothes are dirty. With him saying the right romantic words, Hakari agrees to this. With their love so great, two-timing isn’t going to be an issue, right? As always, Karane won’t lose out and agree to the same. Rentarou is so happy with his life. Just a reminder, he has 98 more soul mates to deal with… Welcome to hell…

Episode 2
Rentarou so happy he has got 2 girlfriends, he is talking to a pole?! As usual, Hakari and Karane fight to be with him. Don’t worry, he has a hand each. Upon arriving at school, they see this horrifying act of the vice principal, Baba An chasing a boy for flouting some rules. You see, whoever gets caught by her receives her punishment via French kiss! OMFG! Is she some tongue monster?! Yup, that definitely scarred him for the rest of his life. This leads to the girls talking about kissing. Because Rentarou has not gotten his first kiss, you bet this is going to be a fight to get it. During the break, we see them trying their tricks to kiss him. From sharing Pokky sticks and testing his temperature, the girls trying their best to outdo the other. Rentarou then realizes what they are fighting over. But don’t worry, he already has come up with a plan. So yesterday’s sleepless night was for this? So basically, this freaking confusing scenario in which they have to blindfold and based on some random dice just so they won’t know who kissed who first. But it’s going to be hard because Rentarou will definitely know it is Hakari because of her boobs while it would be Karane because the tsundere starts beating him up, thinking he caressed her elsewhere. So they have to restart each time. Because Rentarou gets into sexy situations with Hakari or gets beaten up by Karane. Wow. Didn’t know kissing is such a hard thing to do! As the girls continue to fight over it, Rentarou feels bad. Blaming himself for the cause of it, he is going to let Baba kiss him?! OMFG! ARE YOU SURE?! Luckily the girls stop her before the irreversible and that monster runs away thinking some inspector is coming. Can’t lose her income so she can smooch hot guys at the host club! Oh my. Rentarou reasons he’d rather throw his first kiss away if his girlfriends are going agonize over it since he wants them to get along. The girls in sync, say they would rather have their rival kiss him instead of that monster! Rentarou is happy with this and he has a simpler solution for all this: All of them kiss together. It was his first idea but since the girls would also be kissing each other, well it’s a good thing to know they aren’t yuri! And so the trio kiss together. Yeah, looks like some weird UFO summoning cult! Next day at the library as Rentarou is looking for a book, he stumbles into petite Shizuka Yoshimoto. Number 3…

Episode 3
It seems librarian Shizuka is so shy that she points out to sentences in a book for Rentarou to read that reflects her thoughts. Also, it seems she is in the same class as him. Did he not notice? She helps him picks out tons of romance books that he likes but since the library card system is down, she lends him her favourite book that she always reads. That night, he reads the romance story of a knight and a princess separated by fate. Rentarou the knight and Shizuka the princess? Is this a foreboding of something? To be continued in the next volume. Next day, he seeks Shizuka for the next volume so she lends him to him. As thanks, he buys her a drink and talks about the book. He is also amazed that she knows the book so well as she could always flip to the right page and line for the words she want to say. Shizuka is surprised that he doesn’t shun her. This gives her hope as she waits to give him the next volume but a few days passed and he has not come to see her. Then she sees this heart breaking scene. Rentarou spending time with Hakari and Karane. It then occurred to her that he already has a boyfriend. Sad. I guess he needs to spend some time with his girlfriend than reading books. Flashback shows she was always bullied because of this quirk of hers of not speaking. Even her mom was enraged at this freak who can’t speak normally. It made her realize nobody has time to talk to a freak like her. One evening, Rentarou surprisingly visits Shizuka to give her an e-book version of this. Strange. It was never released electronically. Well, Rentarou typed it word for word for her! A special software helps turn it into an audiobook. Rentarou is particular about this because she is so busy pointing the lines and the reader has to read it, their eyes never met. With this, they can talk and look at each other in the eye. Shizuka is so moved that her first respond is to say I love you. However she can’t impose on him as she hints she knows he already has girlfriends. Rentarou realizes the meaning of this so he too genuinely confesses he loves her. If fate stands in their way, just break through it! Yeah, just quote it from the book. And so, Rentarou introduces Shizuka as his new girlfriend to Hakari and Karane! Oh dear. How will this go? Karane is obviously pissed. Like she needs more competition. But Hakari is so impressed he has not dumped them despite finding a new love! Rentarou assures his love for them has not diminished and will love them all equally. Because if he doesn’t, he will commit seppuku! So we’re okay with this addition to the harem? Okay. Because 97 more to go…

Episode 4
Rentarou introduces the girls to each other. Well, he knows the girls’ quirky habits so much that the girls themselves don’t even know! I don’t know if I should be impressed or feeling creepy. Since Hakari and Karane are at usual quarrelling to talk to Rentarou, Shizuka stays quiet and keeping her distance. Rentarou observes this and he needs to break the ice. And so a game of old maid whereby the loser gets tickled by the winner? Yeah, the girls ganging up on him… First round, Rentarou wins. Karane loses. See her happy tsundere face to get tickled. Yeah, that lewd face. Next round, he also wins but this time Hakari loses. Another happy girl with a lewd face. Third round, this guy is on a streak. Now it’s Shizuka’s turn. He tickles her but she can still type out her quotes? Must be really good in this. Finally, Rentarou loses. Too bad for Karane and Hakari, it is Shizuka who wins. But she just pokes him? After that, Rentarou excuses himself to the toilet. This has Karane confront Shizuka. She’s not happy. Basically, she can tell Shizuka is holding back just because they are around. Shizuka admits to it and believes as a newcomer, she must know her place. After all that scary yelling, maybe Shizuka needs to speak from the heart. She claims she is scared. Especially if Rentarou starts comparing them. Essentially, Shizuka believes she is not as gorgeous or cute as the duo. Of course they claim Rentarou isn’t that shallow and his love runs deeper than that. Because now they are his girlfriends, they are on equal footing. It seems this is all part of Rentarou’s plan as he watches the girls mingle naturally. He knew that at this rate, the girls will never get closer to each other and had to do something. When he returns, the girls want Shizuka to redo his tickle on him. Don’t hold back this time. Also, Shizuka wants to be kissed. After a lot of shy moments, Rentarou gives her a great one. This also has Hakari wanting another kiss. Ask and you shall be given! What about you Karane? After lots of tsundere moments, she too gets one. None left out. Everybody is happy. What a great day. Rentarou is so lucky to be alive.

Episode 5
The test results are out. But Rentarou forgot his phone in the classroom and returns to get it. He sees Nano Eiai studying alone. The moment their eyes met, it’s that loving feeling. Telling her about the results, she finds it meaningless to go look at it because she knows she is top. And so Rentarou returns to the rest and notices Nano being actually top of the grade and with perfect scores in all subjects to boot. His girls tell him there is a rumour she is actually a robot who strives for perfection. Yeah well, not like they even talk to their own classmate, right? During science class, Rentarou is paired up with Nano. He observes her strange observations and deductions of things. Basically, she doesn’t do things that she deems meaningless or inefficient. Those are her buzzwords. When Rentarou accidentally gets a small cut on his finger, she sucks on it! She’s good in her tongue! At least this is the most efficient way to treat his small cut. Good thing Rentarou’s girls are busy with their own lab to see this. Later Rentarou tries to thank and treat her but of course, those buzzwords again and she sees no merit in having fun. Back home, she cannot get her mind out of Rentarou. She is feeling strange and can’t fathom why she sucked his finger. So recite pi to calm down? How much time has she wasted! Therefore next day, she confronts Rentarou and says she loves him and wants to enter in a relationship. He will be glad to but she rejects! Is this a joke? Actually she wanted him to reject but since he failed, she’ll do it. She further adds about the meaningless of teen romance as it leads to marriage and childbirth, both of which she doesn’t need. Obviously Rentarou has been rejected 100 times before so this is not going to put him down. Thus he wants to go out with her for 1 day to prove all that. Otherwise he will give up on her.

So at the amusement park, they go to various attractions and of course Nano can’t understand all these meaningless stuffs. During the Ferris Wheel ride, she seems scared of heights so Rentarou sits next to her while holding her hand. At the end of the day, Nano admits she had fun but ultimately it was a day of no value. In that case, Rentarou will burn all these instant photos taken of them. Suddenly she stops him. Rentarou explains now she knows she has something she doesn’t have and can’t lose it. Something that can’t be defined in words or numerical value. Because of it, she doesn’t want to lose it. Nano in tears. No, it’s not Rentarou breaking her heart! He further adds such fun moments is what makes their lives meaningful. Now Nano is set that she is in love with him and wants to go out with him. Gladly. It is then she suddenly kisses him. Is there a meaning to that?! Well, she has learnt that not giving a damn of what has value or not is more efficient for her in fulfilling her desires. She’s trying to say she doesn’t understand love so screw it I wanna have fun, HAHA! Sighs… Now the big problem looms as Rentarou introduces Nano to his girlfriends and wants to induct her formally into his hall of girlfriends. Surprisingly, they don’t object. No meaning to do that, RIGHT?! Since they’re all interested in their amusement park date, because Nano now wants to go as his girlfriend and not as a try-out, Hakari has this perfect place they can go to this weekend. It’s the pool. Oh yeah! Pool episode time!

Episode 6
Karane pondering which swimsuit to get. Pool date is here. Full blown swimsuit episode we’ve been waiting for! Yeah! How these lovely chicks in swimsuits? Gorgeous. But wait. Karane is all covered up. She claims she is feeling cold and wants to sit out. Uhm, okay. The rest head into the pool as Nano and Hakari fight over Rentarou. They’re bolder now as they both let him touch their boobs. Too bad they killed him. They need to revive him but they can’t seem to pass the kissing part on the CPR. Meanwhile Shizuka gets lost on her float and ends up on an island inside the pool. She sends out SOS but nobody gives a f*ck. Hakari and Nano rush to find a lifeguard but are stopped by sleazy guys who want to hit on them. When one goes for Hakari, Nano pokes his eyes. Now his buddies want payback. Nano will stay with them so Hakari could find a lifeguard. She claims if anything happens to Hakari, Rentarou will be sad. Her reason is that Rentarou has dated her longer and via pecking order, he will care more for her. Obviously Hakari dismisses that theory. It is because she hasn’t been dating him for long, she doesn’t understand him. Hakari steps in to claim they will not go out with those guys. Just when they’re about to get rough, Rentarou returns to protect his girls. They don’t believe both are his girlfriends and dare him to kiss. Both girls kiss him. That enough proof? The guys don’t want to have anything to do with these crazy whores so they leave. They ask how he knows about this. Apparently Karane saw the duo in trouble, went to find Rentarou. He is in the midst of being dead but instantly revived and head to them when she said they’re in trouble. Now they need to find Shizuka. Better hurry. Her handphone battery just depleted. Panic. Although she could hear him looking for her, Shizuka knows she must use her own voice. Despite eking out a soft one, he manages to pick it up and saves her. As reward, she kisses him. Back to Karane, Rentarou knows Karane’s issue of comparing herself to Nano and Hakari. That’s why she covers up. She continues to have inferior complex to all so he forces her covers off. Hope all that slap is worth it. Obviously he finds her cute and the moment is right for them to kiss. That completes today’s kissing combo with all his girlfriends! They return to the rest and their real pool date begins.

Episode 7
While in a rush, passing by the chemistry lab, Rentarou locks eyes with a busty chemistry babe. He knows she is his next soul mate and when returns to the lab the next day, only this drug crazy loli, Kusuri Yakuzen. She has him drink her experimental drugs like turning him into a human magnet. A ploy to hug him too. Now they’re stuck like this for 10 minutes and she needs to go to the toilet… Don’t worry, she wears diapers… She is not ashamed to reveal she loves him and then says the tea he drank earlier was laced with love potion to make him fall for her. But he starts to vomit it out? She is sad thinking he doesn’t like her. On the contrary, he wants to tell her his emotions without the drugs. But the effect starts making him go into seizures. The only way to administer to antidote is via kissing? When he is cured, she now begs for him to date her. That is when she reverts to her true busty form. Apparently this is her real form. Her failed drug testing on immortality caused her to be in this loli state. She is also his senior and president of the chemistry club. Now Rentarou introduces his latest girlfriend to the rest. Hardly surprising at this point, right? She has different drugs for the girls to try out. Karane gets offended about this bust up drug. Hakari takes this sexy drug thinking it would make her sexier but it turns out it melts her clothes because nothing is sexier in your birthday suit, right?! A drug to have Shizuka have bunny ears and one that has Nano’s hair as extended limbs. Though, she doesn’t mind going bald but since Rentarou loves her hair, no more drugs! As they have tea, Kusuri realizes they have taken the wrong tea. It was meant for Rentarou but the girls drank it. Now they turn into kissing zombie monsters! They’ll stop at nothing until they kiss Rentarou! And they also achieve superhuman strength! Don’t let them catch you because you’ll be stuck kissing forever! Apparently Kusuri wanted to have a real kiss with him but looks like it has backfired. Some flashback shows because she always messed up, eventually everyone left her. Of course they must be given an antidote before the drug circulates throughout their body and they’ll permanently be in this state. That’s about an hour. WTF Resident Hazard: Kissage???!!! Is this a game or what?!

Episode 8
The Biohazard game begins. Kusuri needs to get to her lab to make the antidote. But now what? Baba going to punish them for running? Well, Kusuri’s face melting drug accidentally gets poured on her face! What kind of foundation did she use since the acid has no effect! At least it puts a stop to her schemes. Can’t let others see her true form! With the zombie girls splitting up to pincer Rentarou, he too splits up with Kusuri. Shizuka chases him but trips. Rentarou feels bad and takes her to the infirmary to patch up. Then she pins him down and starts kissing him. Feels like eternity but he manages to break out and hangs her up on a hanger to escape. Next, he is caught by the teamwork of Hakari and Karane. As they take turns kissing him, soon they start arguing about it. Then he realizes something… He makes them kiss each other! Oh damn, this gonna be a lesbian show?! But this gives him the time needed to escape. As he enters the lab, Nano is already waiting! So he hides in the closet outside. Well, Kusuri is also hiding here! Are we doomed? You think Nano won’t target Kusuri but seeing she is their comrade, she might. Kusuri thought Rentarou should be the bait to lure Nano away so she could get in the lab. But knowing Nano is smart, that won’t work. With Kusuri starting to cry that she has caused trouble like always, she is willing to stop making drugs forever. Until Rentarou gives her some encouragement, she remembers she has an antidote with her. You thought she would administer it to Nano but she drinks it herself! This is to turn her back into her usual form as Nano doesn’t recognize her. She will then approach and tie her up. Well, too bad she blunders and gets tied up instead. Rentarou rushes out as Nano gives chase. You think locking behind the door will keep you safe? She breaks through! Here’s Johnny Nano! Then the kissing hell begins. Bad end? Luckily Kusuri has finished her antidote and gives Nano drink it. Thanks to Rentarou running around to buy time till Kusuri’s drug wears off. The others are given the antidote as they return to normal. Hakari and Karane would definitely want to forget about their hot lesbo moment. Kusuri cries and feels bad about causing everyone trouble. Rentarou vows to fix whatever mess she creates since her passion is what he loves about her. A happy Kusuri kisses him. Kissing game complete and over.

Episode 9
Rentarou and his girls at the flower park. There is this bouquet toss event in which the one who gets it will get to dress up in a wedding getup and have a picture taken. See where this is going? However Hakari suggests the girls working together and then draw lots to see who gets to be the lucky bride since they are facing stiff competition from this gorilla girl. Yes, she and her gorilla men are going to dominate this! The one who throws the bouquet is Baba?! So she’s an ex-shot putter?! As she throws far, gorilla woman starts playing dirty. Although physical harm is not allowed, she claims she is training with her men and thus tossing them around. Hakari goes to challenge her to keep her busy. As her goons start fanning the bouquet their way, Shizuka is so light that she floats too?! The girls catch her but dang those boobs form as cushion and rebounded her! Right into Rentarou’s arms. In the end, Rentarou’s side wins. Now to draw lots. All part of Hakari’s plan to rig the whole thing. In order to make it believable that it isn’t so, she needs to pick someone to go first. That person is Nano and being the efficient girl, she’ll take the stick that is closest to her. However miscalculation, Nano claims it is more efficient to draw lots together! Well, well. The devil’s luck because Hakari still wins! Kusuri starts crying and throwing a tantrum and Hakari is willing to give it to her. Kusuri changes her mind and lets her be the bride. And they all have a great group photo.

When it’s over, Hakari personally talks to Rentarou to request a single wish of hers: Please break up with me. Rentarou is baffled and now something is wrong. But after he changes, Hakari is already gone. Some car has instantly picked her up. Noting something is really wrong, he goes to her place. Didn’t know it is a huge mansion! He sees her at the window and tries to get her attention. She then calls him to tell the truth: Mother has found out about her relationship. She disapproves of it and is going to send her away to another school. He wants to talk things out but Hakari notes how scary her mom is. Because she is so filthy rich, she uses money to bend things to her will. Speak of the devil, there she is. She warns Rentarou to never come here again and threatens she can get rid of him any time. Then a guard takes him away and tells him he is powerless as a kid to change things. As Hakari begs to mom about this, she is once again warned that she could do something to Rentarou so Hakari is forced to obey her 100% so as nothing would happen to him. As Rentarou curses his powerlessness, he realizes he still can’t give up. So he talks to the rest about this. His plan is to break Hakari out tonight and elope to another town despite everything seems impossible. He doesn’t know when they will return but he hopes they will wait for them and promises to come back. Of course the girls call BS on this. They’re all in this together, right? That’s right. All of them are going to help him save Hakari. Let’s go!

Episode 10
Our gang sneaks into the compound. Since Hakari’s handphone is not returned, Rentarou plans to throw a ball at her window to get her attention. Only, he missed and now the pet cat gets it. Trying to catch it, huh? Better hide before the security finds you. Knowing they have a pet cat, Nano realizes there is a pet door. Not even Kusuri can enter so how? Nano uses pebbles from the garden to flick it up at the right angle and pressure to turn the knob till it opens! OMFG! She’s way advanced than a robot! Of course this sores her nails to they help her bandage it. After all, she is doing this not because she owes Hakari but she wants to save her. But right upon entering, there is a pet dog! Strange, why does it not bark? It’s just growling? The rest evacuate outside until they realize too late Shizuka has been paralyzed with fear. Her doom? Shizuka decides to sacrifice herself! Shockingly, the dog starts licking her. Nano explains dogs’ instinct to protect the weak like infants that supersedes protecting their invaded territory. Kusuri throws a potion to her for the dog to drink and sleep. Well, Shizuka drinks it! Guess what? Dog sleeps beside her too! Don’t worry, a potion to wake her up… Then in the corridor, if not for the pet cat triggering the alarm, the rest would’ve been caught by the infrared sensors. Yeah, the guards are dumbfounded it’s this damn cat again. Hakari gives Rentarou special eye drops to see the sensors. The downside is that he can’t see anything else! Then they learn she was supposed to send this invention to some overseas country in some contest to be part of some research team. Kusuri chooses not to because Hakari is more precious a friend than any dream research team. Rentarou sees the infrared sensors… They’re everywhere! Tom Cruise can’t even make it! But noticing the ceiling felt lower, it’s because there are chandeliers there and obviously no sensors there. They need 2 people pressing against each other to get through. Yes, Rentarou and Karane. Semi-69 position? Well, long story short, they did it despite Karane at times want to bail since his face is rubbing against her stomach all the time.

The duo finally arrive outside Hakari’s room. The moment they open the door, the alarm sounds. What kind of a monster would put an alarm on her daughter’s room to prevent her to escape?! End game because security surrounds them and brings them to mom Hahari’s room. She remains them as they are seeing that they are Hakari’s friends. Disposing them would make her sad but if they do anything stupid, she will not hesitate to do so. Rentarou asks for her blessings so Hahari scoffs at his empty promises. She explains she had Hakari when she was 13 during middle school. You see, there was this person she was so in love with but he fell ill and was doomed to die. Hence Hahari had a baby as prove that he was real. After he died, Hahari raised Hakari on her own and no doubt she truly loves her, she was still no replacement for her dead lover. Every day she asked herself if this was the joy of life that she truly wanted. Thus out from this experience, she doesn’t want Hakari to end up regretting like her. Not especially with a man who has multiple girlfriends! Damn, Rentarou crying over her tragic story? Now that the tears wash off those eye drops, their eyes meet for the first time. Oh my, it’s that lovely effect. Suddenly Hahari blinded by love again wants to go out with him! Oh sh*t! Lolis, teens and now a MILF! RENTAROU YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!

Episode 11
Karane calls out to Hakari being the girlfriend of her daughter’s boyfriend. So, uhm, it was all just a mom’s joke?! To prove Rentarou is telling the truth, she will have him sit on this ‘sophisticated’ lie machine. To test its trustworthiness, Karane becomes the guinea pig. Don’t lie about your boob size… And when asked about her love for Rentarou, it’s a lie?! Rentarou dying and losing blood like nobody’s business. Turns out she must explain in detail and how wide her love for Rentarou is in order for it to be true. Rentarou revives! He also does the same confession for her. So as the machine picks up the truth in Rentarou’s love for Hakari, Hahari scoffs it off. It is a machine after all. You’re breaking the machine’s heart! When a maid reports Hakari going to jump off and kill herself, Karane takes Hahari hostage. Chance for Rentarou to go save Hakari. What about Karane? She believes he’ll come back for her. Rentarou arrives in time to talk to Hakari. He wants them to run away but she remains sceptical that doing so, they will never be free as long mom lives. For Rentarou, a life without her would be worse. When both realize they love each other, Hakari now paralyzes with fear since she is this close to falling down. Then she slips. Rentarou fast enough to grab her. WTF the other guards doing?! WHY THEY NO GRAB HIM?! He won’t let go and they both fall. Rentarou uses his kick on the wall so they could fall into the fountain nearby. Damn, must be a deep fountain. Thankfully Nano dives in to bring them out. Once safe, Karane slaps Hakari. That’s for all the troubles. Hahari realizes Rentarou has been true to his word and now hopes he will take care of her daughter. But Rentarou realizes all this was an act all just for Hakari’s sake. She played the villain to be hated by her own daughter. Knowing this will bring her misery, Rentarou also wishes to make Hahari happy. Uhm, so he is going to date her?! Oh my. This is going to get complicated. Dating your girlfriend’s mom too! Since it’s late, mom invites them all for a bath. Yeah, fanservice time as we see the busty ones strutting their assets. Before Hakari ‘dies’, she retreats to Rentarou’s room. Not so bad as she gets some time with him. Uhm, putting her head on his tummy? Embarrassing but lovely. Could’ve gotten steamier had not Kusuri enter so they cover it via some push-ups. Then a pyjamas party as Rentarou can’t contain himself with all the girls looking cute and sexy. Then as he helps Hahari to get water, it seems mom can’t hold on any longer. She wants him to come to her room… Oh…

Episode 12
OMFG! Trolling us with ambiguous scenes of Rentarou and Hahari in sex positions!!! Is he going the MILF route???!!! When the rest realize he is taking too long, they go to check it out. Can’t miss it from Hahari’s room. That loud sexy scream! And it turns out Hahari cross-dressed Rentarou as a girl and he looks so cute! Now the girls are loving him even more! Since he ‘died’, Hahari has Nano dressed as a man for a wakeup kiss! I don’t know, it worked. Having a field day? It doesn’t stop there because as Rentarou goes to bath, the girls want to peep on him! OMG. Only Shizuka opposes so they tie her up in a futon and continue with their holy activity. Mission Impossible? Dangling from the window sure scares the hell out of him because it looks like a ghost! Trying to use the secret stairs in the attic to peek? Well, they start screaming thinking there is a mouse but it’s just the cat. And Rentarou thinks the attic is haunted! Shizuka can’t untie herself but she can still roll. Rolling too fast, she ends up crashing inside the bathroom. Rentarou spooked at first to see a ghost before realizing this is Shizuka. Yeah, the irony she is the only one who saw his dong! As he carries her out for help, the other girls are acting suspicious. Karane being a tsundere accidentally reveals their goal. And so they all get lectured… As they play cards, Hahari remembers something and goes off. Rentarou senses something amiss and tails her. Oh, she’s praying at her late husband’s altar. He goes to pray with her. He asks if she was lonely after his death and many men had approached her, why did she not marry them? It seems Hahari has lingering regrets. She still loved her late husband and couldn’t forget about him. She reels that she is now cheating on him by loving Rentarou. He hugs her and says she can love 2 people at the same time. Who cares what others says as long as your love for someone is real. Just let it all out and make it known. Because if his love for her stops for real, just tell him. He will do the same for her. She hugs him and wonders if he will kiss her. But she remembers her late husband never did it because he wanted her to do so with someone she truly loves. As she tries to change the subject, Rentarou gives her a great kiss.

At night as they sleep, Hakari goes to sleep next to him. She feels it’s like the last time she’ll be with him. However he kisses her and assures her will always be there for her. She wants him to hold her as they sleep. But deep in the next as he wakes up, WTF Hakari and Karane holding and kissing each other???!!! OMFG!!! Do we need some lesbian time???!!! Rentarou makes his way to the corridor and before him is Hakari’s dad???!!! A GHOST!!! However he is not spooked. Yeah, after what he has seen, this guy is nothing. He looks like a nice person. But dad is mad and wants to lecture him about taking away his wife and daughter! Of course he has seen his actions and of all the men that approached his women, he was the only one who is serious. Therefore he trusts him and hopes they can watch over their girls for a long time. Rentarou further goes on to thank him for making Hahari happy before he was born and bringing Hakari into the world. OMG. Rentarou so much a saint this is making dad crossing over! No more regrets! Sorry Rentarou, look after his girls by yourself. Next morning, Rentarou wakes up to wonder if that was all a dream. But he is glad everyone made it together. So you think this is where Rentarou’s date with Hahari ends? Not yet. Because Hahari has bought the entire school and becomes the new chairperson! F*cking rich people!

Kanojo Mo Kanojo Mo Kanojo Mo Kanojo Mo Kanojo Mo Kanojo
Well, if you think all those girls Rentarou passed by in the final scenes are his potential girlfriends in the future, I guess this means we’re getting another season, right? Oh wait. WE ARE GETTING ANOTHER SEASON!!! Holy f*ck!!! I didn’t expect this series to have one. At least not this soon but oh well, we need to see and prove that Rentarou’s love is endless and that he will show us all that he can provide both quality and quantity when it comes to the matters of the heart. No number of girls or the limits of everything physical can stop Rentarou from loving them all equally! This guy is a saint! No, he is God! God of love!!! OMFG!!! Don’t worry all you lonely girls out there or those finding love. Rentarou will definitely save you from your loveless doom! Sorry I’m not a girl so…

So what else to expect from this kind of series? With Rentarou’s expanding harem, obviously each episode is going to showcase how he deepens his bonds with his girls. This is how such genres operate. Not really a solid plot to begin with and no storyline to feverishly follow. Just the everyday shenanigans from the gang. Of course in order not for it to be a total bore, some kind of drama is needed. If I should say, the threat of Hakari being taken away forever serves as this season’s mini arc. You don’t appreciate the things you have once you lose them, right? Not saying Rentarou doesn’t love Hakari as much but the thought of her never coming back again only serves to prove how much he loves her and would rather risk his life dying to get her back than live a void and empty life without her. Wow. If only real life was like that! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Have to remind myself I got no girlfriend so that is DEFINITELY not possible! Sighs… :’(… Uhm, oh, anyway… I’m guessing the other girls need to have their own drama of never being with Rentarou again so as to have some sort of plot? Maybe in the next season. If other newer girls don’t overshadow them…

The one little thing that I have beef with about the setting of this series is how God screwed up and made Rentarou to have 100 soul mates. Obviously a dumb ploy for this series’ setting but it makes me wonder how this 100 girlfriends will be achieved. At first I was confused why the first 100 girls he confessed to prior to his high school life rejected him. So I thought maybe this clause will only activate in high school or after getting rejected 100 times. Well, we didn’t see any other fine prints on the soul mate clause, right? So okay, his romance will begin at high school. However as we have seen throughout this season, he only has accumulated like 5 girlfriends from his school. I believe there are a few hundreds more girls in his school so I’m wondering why they don’t fall for him instantly like Hakari and Karane first did. Unless they have to look directly and straight into the eyes. So, Rentarou doesn’t look at his other girls, even his female classmates directly at their eyes when they talk? Does he even talk to them?! This is very strange. Because if that was the case, he would’ve gotten 100 girls on the first day of high school easily. Are there some other conditions that would trigger this soul mate thingy? I don’t know but my best guess is that by accumulating his harem slowly, this better fleshes out the characters so that we can see the bonds they make as each episode passes. Imagine if all 100 becomes his girlfriend at one go during the opening ceremony or school assembly, it will be chaos! The series would be some tasteless slapstick humour that won’t be even funny anymore. And it is also impossible to animate 100 girlfriends in a screen. Yeah. That.

So it all boils down to the characters. Depending on your tastes in this kind of genre, you either love them as they tick the boxes on the different types of personalities the characters would have for variety purposes (can’t have overlapping characters like 2 tsundere girls, can’t we?), or you are going to hate this show because in such woke era, snowflakes are going to complain and b*tch about how such series degrades women as they become ‘objects’ for a single man. Even more so when Rentarou’s girls have happily accepted each other as his girlfriends and this sends signals that they are subservient to a man. That’s not empowering, right? Imagine 5 girls have to share his attention and in some cases, fight over his affection. Then they have to bottle up their feelings when they didn’t get their turn and can only watch the other girl gets her rightful attention from him. How does this anime not make women look like losers in love???!!! Well sorry for you idiotic folks, this fantasy was written for us harem lovers and we love it! WOOHOO!!! Bring on more girls to the fold, please!!!

So yes, Rentarou is just another plain guy like in most animes that have such male protagonists. Good things come to those who wait and definitely Rentarou struck lottery as Fate rewarded him for his persistence. Never give up, rejection after rejection. At first we might think Rentarou is having a swell time with his new girlfriends. After all, someone who always wanted to have one, finally when he does, he shows all the signs of eagerness, excitement and enthusiasm. Will he get bored of them eventually? Knowing the kind of guy Rentarou is, he is going to love everybody till kingdom come. Or the day death do them part. So that is why everything that the girls do together with him, Rentarou easily gets impressed. The kind of innocence when one has when one is struck by love but of course this is all exaggerated and played out for comical purposes. I’m just wondering how he will manage as he piles up his harem. For now, 5 seems to be manageable. Imagine that number blows up to 100. Or even 50. Is he going to keep a schedule on who to spend time with? Knowing Rentarou, I believe he can. Somehow. Tell me, because I also want to know! Since I have lost count how many times he kissed his girls, imagine more turning up and he has to share the smooch. Yes, this series has a lot of kisses!

And so we see Rentarou’s love for them is genuine and not putting up an act. I’m saying this because I’m sure at this point all of us would have forgotten about the dumb plot if he neglects them that they’ll die. Remember that one?! Oh sh*t. Can he make all 100 happy?! This is stressful. But you know what I’m going to say. This is Rentarou so somehow he can! Yes he can! Maybe this neglect reason was just an excuse to scare Rentarou into taking this dating thingy seriously. If so, it turned out to be unnecessary because we have already seen how true Rentarou’s love is for his girls. This make me add to my conspiracy theory that God isn’t really God and is just a senile old fool cosplaying as one. He was just babbling about love, romance, etc and Rentarou being desperate at that time fell for it hook, line and sinker. His meeting with his eventual girlfriends would’ve come naturally with or without God’s revelation. This is also why Rentarou doesn’t amass 100 girlfriends at one go. Seems pretty logic, right? But who cares about all that stuffs, we just want to see what kind of lovey-dovey stuffs they are doing so we can feel envious to be in Rentarou’s shoes! RENTAROU YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!! SWITCH PLACES WITH ME!!!

As for Rentarou’s current girlfriends, as mentioned, they pretty check off the list for the different kinds of personalities because like they say, variety is the spice of life. Need some busty and flirty girl? Hakari fits that. Your excuse for blatant fanservice. Washboard lovers and tsundere fans aren’t left out. Karane is your girl and 2 in 1 bargain. More special 2 in 1 offers because if you like a shy and quiet girl who is also loli, here comes Shizuka. Can’t decide to like loli or mature girls, why, have 1 that can transcends both! Kusuri is your answer! Mad scientist too! Finally, we have a serious and mature cool beauty for you picky ones out there. Welcome Nano to the fold. So that is pretty much about this harem for now. Of course now that Rentarou has more girls to fill in as his soul mate, there is a high chance that many of them would overlap in characters. For instance, another tsundere but this time make her busty. Oh yeah. You know that sort of ‘cosmetics’ just for the sake of more variety. I think by that time it will all be so watered down, it won’t be exciting anymore. But that is another story for another time. For the record, the last I check on the ongoing manga, Rentarou has already almost amassed 30 girlfriends! OMFG. There’s got to be a chuunibyou character somewhere, no?! RENTAROU YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!! And now that Hahari is somewhat part of the harem, oh damn, this is getting complicated! Imagine Rentarou and Hahari getting married, what would be Hakari’s relationship?! My step father is also my classmate. F*CK! Oh my, I’m getting confused thinking about this!

On a trivial note, I believe the girls’ names are derived from their personalities. For example, Nano. It makes me wonder if she is a robot in disguise because she is always talking about efficiency. Yeah, dating Rentarou has made her less efficient, eh? Not that she cares about it because it’s love that counts! Oh, where was I? Anyway, what I want to point out is her blatant name. Nano Eiai. Geddit? As in A.I. nanotechnology. So she must be a robot, no?! Then there is Shizuka that means silence and Kusuri because she is a drug maniac. So I’m having trouble for Hakari and Karane’s naming. Thus I just went with this silly reason. Hakari’s huge melons and bosoms are just so voluptuous that it’s destructive. Thus they are hakai! Karane? Her tsundere personality makes her spicy and hence karai! Oh… So it’s not that… What do you mean it stems from a common sentence used by tsundere characters?! Betsu ni anata no tame ni yattenain dakarane! Oh… And obviously Rentarou’s name is filled with love! They should’ve added suki somewhere but oh well…

Art and animation are quite okay with everything looking vividly bright and colourful. The female characters obviously look cute and beautiful although I would say they lean more towards the kawaii side because of their cutely roundish features. Sometimes looking a bit cartoonish. Just look at Kusuri in loli form… Of course there are some exceptions because Baba definitely looks ugly as f*ck and I believe she is an alien disguised as a human! This creature wants to take the seeds of young hot men so you young guys out there better beware this sex maniac!!! Also, I thought I see shades of other anime characters in them like I thought Nano looked like the titular character in Komi-san Wa Komyushou Desu. I also thought Rikka from Chuunibyou Demon Koi Ga Shitai made a comeback and ditched her chuunibyou and eye-patch as she returns as Shizuka. Pink haired girl + busty boobs. Uhm, Hakari is Super Sonico in disguise?! Kusuri = Mitama from Kaminaki Sekai No Kamisama Katsudou? Did Taiga from Toradora grow up to become Karane? Come to think of it, the girls here seem to have uncanny resemblance to the ones in Tenpuru! Or maybe it’s just me. This anime is done by Bibury Animation Studios who did Go-toubun No Hanayome S2, Azur Lane, Maohu Shoujo Magical Destroyers and Black Rock Shooter: Dawn Fall.

For the voice acting, I’m delighted to hear Shigeru Chiba as God and he hasn’t lost his funny voice ever since time immemorial. Yeah, this bugger still around so God bless his good ol’ soul. And the only other seiyuu I recognized is Akira Ishida making his cameo as Hakari’s dad/Hahari’s late husband. The rest of the other characters are Wataru Katou as Rentarou (Touka in Yuusha Ga Shinda), Kaede Hondo as Hakari (Echidna in Yuusha Yamemasu), Miyu Tomita as Karane (titular character in Gabriel Dropout), Maria Naganawa as Shizuka (Kanna in Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon), Asami Seto as Nano (Chihaya in Chihayafuru), Ayaka Asai as Asai (Hazuki in Hibike! Euphonium), Sumire Uesaka as Hahari (Sanae in Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai) and Kujira as Baba (Otose in Gintama).

The opening theme, Dai Dai Dai Dai Daisuki Ni Kimi E by the quintet of Rentarou’s harem is your typical lively anime pop to get you into the romantic overdrive mood. Oh who am I kidding? It is as frenzy as Rentarou’s love live. The ending song, Sweet Sign by Nako Misaki flows at a slower and calmer pace although it is filled with some special effects that makes it sound a bit weird. Otherwise just sounds ordinary to me. The more amusing one is the special ending for episode 11. Yeah, it’s like a joke. With a long ass name of Kyou No Ending Wa Watashi Ga Kai Tottara Suki Ni Shite Ii Wa Yo Ne, obviously love struck Hahari sings about her love for Rentarou. The song and even the animation is a mix of fantasy, folklore and rock. WTF everybody running with their hands up in the air. Are they carrying Rentarou’s invisible love?! RENTAROU-CHAN… RENTAROU-CHAAAAAAN!

Overall, this series is funny and enjoyable if you are a harem lover. Obviously a guy’s fantasy to have as many girlfriends and for him to love them all equally and they all love him back too. Yeah, a nice escape from reality from us single dudes… With another season already announced, not sure how many ‘lucky ones’ will be featured because as I have said, the manga already has him accumulated almost 30 chicks so how they will animate and fit in more girls and the possibility of diluting screen time of his older girlfriends for newer ones could be a problem that we can foresee and fear. Sure, they can just bring in 4 or 5 more and make this series keep going till season 6… Yeah… So what is this anime, a girlfriend version of Pokemon? Gotta love ‘em all! Hell yeah. I also wonder if his dick can handle all of them in bed. Sorry if I should start thinking so because having so many girlfriends and sex doesn’t cross your mind, something is wrong! Hey don’t blame me. After all, this series is also for fanservice purpose, right? I’ll leave that for the dark side of the internet to figure it out… Now I’m wondering if God actually made a mistake and left the soul mate section blank on my paper. Oh well, gotta look at it positively that blank could mean infinite possibilities! Not bad! But infinity multiplied by zero is still always zero. Oh… :’(.

Kanojo Mo Kanojo S2

Well, well, well. I shouldn’t be surprised but I guess I was. I didn’t expect shows like this to have a sequel but I guess it did. Kanojo Mo Kanojo S2 I suppose is to help lonely virgin otaku guys to continue dreaming that a guy could have his own harem of beautiful babes and live with them altogether. Screw the morality of being faithful because cheating and two-timing are not an issue if you have permission and approval of the girls, AM I RIGHT?! Who is society to determine that only 1 man and 1 woman should live the rest of his/her life happily ever after? The more the merrier! Screw your strong and independent women mind set and whatever women’s rights! This is what guys want! This is the dream we want to live out! And so we continue dreaming while watching this fantasy continues to make us even more miserable and feeling lonesome… Oh yeah, (*with dead fish eyes*) we’re so happy right now…

Episode 1
Wow. Shino has a chart of Naoya’s complicated relationships. She’s staring at it intensely. And she vows to stop this farce. Wow. Who made her moral police? Then she gets a call from Saki. Obviously she is in no mood to talk to her but suddenly Saki claims naked Naoya is sniffing Nagisa’s panties?! This works like a charm as Shino makes her way there. You see, the happy couple (should I say triple?!) wanted to enjoy summer break soon. However there is remedial classes if one fails 3 subjects. As Saki is confident she isn’t that dumb, however Nagisa is in panic mode. Summer break together might be ruined. So you bet the panic button was pressed as Naoya trained her to just memorize. Obviously not working. In fact, Saki is more than happy if she fails because it means she’ll get more time with Naoya alone. Yeah, trying to feed false facts to Nagisa’s studies! And thus with no avenues left, Saki is forced to call Shino over to help tutor Nagisa. However Shino soon realizes that they are living together and she blows her top. She doesn’t look convinced that they claim their relationship is wholesome. Naoya is so desperate he will do anything. Including deleting this sexy pic of her at the hotspring. Eventually she relents (obviously we know why) and Nagisa barely passed her exams. Phew. Summer break saved! And so the request Shino wants is to stay with them during the break. This is to keep an eye on them. Call it optimism or plain dumb because Naoya thinks she is doing so to help analyse and improve their relationship! However this makes Rika sore! Who this b*tch and why does she get to live with him?! Does Naoya love her?! (Obvious denial from Shino).

Since Rika is still left out, she takes action into her own hands and barricades herself in front of Naoya’s door! Nobody enters! She continues to throw childish tantrums. Geez, this is getting annoying. Who is Naoya going to call to solve this? No, not the police. Her little sister, Risa. Let’s go home onee-chan. Next day at school, Rika drugs Naoya’s drink and kidnaps him back to her room. YOU MEAN EVERYONE JUST FREAKING LET HER???!!! When he wakes up, Rika explains the reason to date her: By doing so, he’ll get to have a cute little sister-in-law (because Naoya is an only child). Dumb excuse but whatever. Risa is no impressed but does all the cute things with Naoya. OMFG. Is she going to convert us all to lolicons?! Even more so, Risa has her own MeTube followers! In fact, more than Rika! And she doesn’t even have to flash her boobs. Definitely lolicons! In the end, Naoya is more rational because what would others think if he dates her only for her sister! Yeah, it doesn’t quite cut it. He claims both of them are cute and only wished Risa was his sister. Oh well, at least he called Rika cute. Simpleton. So each time Rika does that barricade shenanigan, call our mini Sailormoon to get her back. This is getting embarrassing. Worse, Risa even has Naoya contacts. Not even Rika has any. Please share! NO! One day, our dumb blonde is back and shows them a legal rental agreement. Why? Because she has rented the house next door! She’ll do what it takes to stay with him! HAHAHA!!! But now she is close to broke so keep making those MeTube videos…

Episode 2
Shino arrives for her stay. And she is already not impressed with everyone being sloppy. So now she’s going to play their mother? Noting her very different personality than Saki, time for a flashback when they first met. Saki was impressed with Shino because she’s a pretty girl with boobs smaller than her! OMFG! WHAT?! Shino being smart, athletic and beautiful, won’t let such boobs size get to her, right? Yeah, if Saki doesn’t keep on nailing the point that girls with small boobs like them should stick together! Even when Shino told her how different their lives were and will probably not see each other again after graduation, Saki didn’t care for all that and still wanted to become her friend. And so that’s how they became friends. About 1 month into their friendship, Naoya popped up to confess his love for Saki. Saki rejected this creep at first but it seemed Shino loved the honesty in his eyes. He kept being persistent as Shino even noted he should try others. Hint, hint? She even advised him to try a different approach but because he still wanted to let Saki know his feelings, this drew Shino even more to him. She even went shopping with him to pick a right present for Saki’s birthday. Who knows how he’d screw up if she wasn’t there. Then at a clothing shop, he has her try on as reference. Saki then came in browsing so he had to hide with Shino in the changing room. Already half naked. Naoya thought Shino was a nice person since she was trying to help others. Shino felt conflicted and told him not to say such to others except Saki. At the end of the day, he bought a ribbon for her as thanks for her troubles. Then she teased him not to get too close to her or she’ll fall for him. He actually thought hard about it! After a few persisting, Saki eventually accepted Naoya’s love.

Now Shino sees Naoya sleeping. Unguarded. Perhaps she’ll kiss him to get over him and move on. Well… Saki sees this! Oh sh*t! How to worm he way out? Uhm… She was trying to pick out his nose hair! Thank goodness Saki is dumb to believe that! Shino regrets her actions in the bath as she vows to end this two timing. As you would’ve guessed, Naoya comes in as she comes out. Another naked moment. Damn, he tries to call the police to turn himself in for voyeurism! Shino tries to stop that and she falls on him. Too bad if Saki sees this… OH SH*T SHE DOES!!! Thankfully Saki continues to be dumb and thinks Shino is having some clumsy streak. First day on her stay and already this much has happened. At night, a big welcome party for Shino but she’s not impressed. She came here to end their flirting and she doesn’t see the point of this. Don’t argue with idiots. Because Nagisa feels sad she worked hard on her cooking for 3 days. Oh my, don’t want to be a dick and refuse her. She finds the cooking great but soon realizes the lack of nutritional balance. Shino cooks some vegetables and this impresses Nagisa. But upon learning Nagisa improved her cooking for Naoya, Shino blows her top again. Especially when she already knew Saki was dating him. Do you not think the hell that she has put Saki through? Yes, she does think about it, but she really wants to be with Naoya. Shino tells her to quit this if she feels guilty about it. Nagisa continues to assert she loves Naoya and all. She has no intentions of breaking up. This makes Shino hate her even more and so she promises to break them up. Nagisa vows she won’t. Yes she will. No she won’t. This is going to be a long night…

Episode 3
Shino tells Saki to use the upcoming fireworks to set the mood and get closer to Naoya. To her shock, she learns Saki has not even kissed Naoya. What have you been doing, girl?! So she brings Saki to Naoya and wants them to kiss NOW! Hey, Naoya is willing to do it and even Nagisa is supportive of it. So what’s stopping her? Even with all the nice words from Naoya he has never stopped loving her, blah, blah, blah, what excuses Saki is going to give? Today’s just an ordinary day? Well, it seems like the mood is now right for them to kiss and as expected, Saki pushes him away. Claiming this practice is all she needs for the real deal when it comes. And so that day arrives. All our girls in lovely yukata get praised by Naoya. Except for Rika. Just weird. Is he discriminating against her?! So as they have their fun at the festival, once more Shino comes bugging Naoya to tell him to look only at Saki. Are we tired of hearing that? And then they realize that they have been separated from Saki and Nagisa. Handphone has no signal. It couldn’t get any worse seeing Naoya is bent on helping a lost kid find her friends and Shino herself has her sandal strap broke and fell. Now he is carrying both of them! After he is done with the little girl, Shino talks to him about rejecting Nagisa for Saki’s sake. Naoya had thought of that too. Even if that was the normal thing to do, he would’ve regretted it since it wasn’t an answer he came up himself. Even if he rejected Nagisa, it still doesn’t change the fact he had fallen for her. If she had found out he had feelings for another girl, this would hurt her way more than if he had told her the truth. It would be wrong of him to hide something important from her. What about you Shino? She has him leave her at the first aid station so he could continue looking for Saki. Now Naoya bumps into Rika. Oh dear. She’s trying to seduce him and get him look her way but clearly he is not interested! Even if she tries to tell him how much she loves him, sorry he isn’t into you. In fact, he is treating her coldly so as to make her give up on him. Stubborn girl won’t allow that and wants him to look at her sometimes. But the heart breaking truth as he reveals he has stopped watching her videos. Rika in tears as he explains it is not that he hates her. He still admires her but doing so is to stop him from falling for her. This gives Rika some hope that he still looks at her. The fireworks has started. Don’t worry, it’ll last for 30 minutes. Saki and Nagisa get desperate to look for Naoya but Nagisa has a plan.

Episode 4
Naoya finds Nagisa but as they are about to happily reunite, one of Saki’s friends sees them. To avoid busting their secret, they do some lame acting to get away. They managed to settle at a shelter by themselves. However Nagisa tells him that she made a promise with Saki that whoever finds him first gets to spend some time with him. And so they get close to each other by holding hands and even holding each other before realizing how embarrassing it is. And they’re not watching the fireworks. Soon, Naoya apologizes that they have to keep their relationship a secret and it is putting a burden on her. But Nagisa is okay with that. They’ll make more memories together. At this point, Saki arrives so it is time for Nagisa to switch out. Just don’t tell her what they did. It’s embarrassing. Obviously Saki is super suspicious since the honest guy says he can’t tell! She gets mad since he remains stubborn but she learns to let go. But that is short-lived since she can smell other women’s scent on him! WTF?! This makes her even more suspicious the things he did to them when she’s not around. Then as they watch the fireworks, the mood seems right to kiss. However Nagisa’s scent overwhelms it and she can’t focus, throwing a tantrum this time. Well, looks like the fireworks is over. Saki in shock. Naoya tries to salvage it by buying some sparklers but she is not impressed. Naoya soon apologizes for the two-timing trouble and that’s why he wants to know her feelings. She is not amused about it all but he continues that he needs to know her feelings right now as he wants to know more about her. She calms down as she notes how he only looked at her before until Nagisa came into the picture. She realizes him having his heart totally on her is impossible. Even so, he always said he loves her and despite all that, she still loves him for the simpleton he is. He just have to convince her about this two-timing. Naoya in tears, glad she is the one he fell in love with?! He hugs her but she gets embarrassed and calls the rest to join them playing sparklers. And so, Shino asking Saki if they have kissed. Nope. Can’t believe they forgot all about it. Wow. She really has a problem. Look how freaking disappointed she is! But she has a valid point and wonders if Saki is really serious about Naoya. Meanwhile Rika is happy with her progress with Naoya. That’s why come 31st July, she’ll kidnap him! Another psycho in the making…

Episode 5
Look who is still having problems. Yup, Shino still believes Saki must get it on with Naoya otherwise she can’t move on. Because she really wants to give up. SO JUST GIVE UP! She almost gets a heart attack when she thinks Naoya heard all she said. Luckily nothing. Then she interrogates him what happened and why he didn’t kiss Saki. Because he can’t say what happened with Nagisa, this makes her even more suspicious as she now interrogates Nagisa. To a point she forces them to redo all the things they did. Yup, all that. But no kissing. Wow. Look how lovely they are. Apparently this makes Shino mad. She wonders if they ever feel bad for Saki for doing this. Shino now believes all this would not have happened had Nagisa not come into the picture. If not for her, Saki would’ve been happy and she would have moved on. Yeah, apparently now she still can’t. Whatever. Soon, Saki receives camping gear after winning some prize. Did she enter some contest? Obviously, it’s a plot all setup by Rika. And so everybody goes camping without even knowing how to camp. WTF. With Shino still mad at everything, WTF Saki comes to grope her boobs?! Is this some kind of distraction?! So they talk about this and if Saki is really interested in Naoya. But a distress call from the guy. Seems he can’t set the tent and Nagisa can’t get the fire burning. Oh dear, are they going to die in the woods? Don’t worry, it’s Rika here to save the day as she shows these noobs how to do all that. So easy for a camping expert. It is then Naoya realizes all this is a setup as Rika further admits to this plot herself. Can’t she just go camping with the guy she loves? If they’re not convinced, Rika further cooks great food for them. To prove it is not drugged, she and Risa eat Saki’s favourite pizza. Nagisa can do nothing but burn her food. I guess it’s time to give in.

Rika then cooks for Naoya who finds the cooking delicious. Though, he asks Rika about her indifference since he tried so hard to push her away. She claims he is starting to like her. This brings a huge shock to everyone. The girls ask Naoya if he likes Rika. A long silence… Oh my… Then he admits he is drawn to her! OMFG! That’s not different than he likes her! Saki beats the crap out of him. You sure you wanna do that? Does he like violent girls? Risa is confused with everything so she asks if Naoya has a girlfriend. Once pointed out that Saki and Nagisa are his girlfriends and how they allow Naoya to two-time them, Risa slaps her dumb sister! She deserves a better man than this! With Shino trying to tell Rika not mess with other people’s boyfriend, Rika doesn’t feel a bit guilty in doing this. She isn’t giving up despite knowing he has girlfriends or is two-timing. The fact is that she loves him and her only hope is to go on the offensive till the day she takes Naoya from them. Saki and Nagisa now forming a solid alliance never to let Rika and Naoya being alone ever again. It’s about time Naoya wakes up from his sleep and explains. He admits Rika is attractive and all. Suddenly he falls back asleep again. Then the other girls follow suit. Looks like sneaky Rika has drugged the food. Just as planned…

Episode 6
When Naoya wakes up, he finds himself handcuffed to a tree. Rika is still bent in seducing him to make him fall for her while the resistance is strong for him to reject her. Basically, that’s how most of this episode plays out. She wants continue to hang out and talk with him more but he believes his love for Saki and Nagisa is more. So much so his brute strength to break the tree branch?! He is adamant that for the sake of his loves, he will go as far as to hurt her feelings. So please give up. Stubborn girl won’t and now handcuffs her to him. She teases him by putting the key in her cleavage. He actually goes for it! More Rika ranting about why she couldn’t give up on him. Look at the beautiful starry sky as distraction. And oh, it’s her birthday too. Because she is still persistent in wanting to do many things with him and in the end if things don’t turn out the way she wants to, at least she can take heart she has lived a life trying to make as much memories with him. She is prepared for it. Meanwhile the other girls have woke up and realize Naoya and Rika aren’t around. Better go look for them. Because of Rika not going to give up easily, Naoya asks her what if she has done all she can and he still hasn’t fallen for her. Obviously she’ll have to give up then. If that’s the case, he agrees to go out with her. This reverse psychology leaves Rika in shock. Sure that isn’t a trap? Naoya gives her the permission to do anything he wants. However she only has 5 months, until the end of the year to do all those stuffs. Because she is giving all she’s got, he realizes the only way he can make her to give up is to face her seriously. He must face her properly before rejecting her. Otherwise this will never end. She agrees to this and warns him she won’t give up so easily. First order, to celebrate her birthday and gaze the stars. Meanwhile the girls are lost as they worry Rika has done some sexy seducing on Naoya. Luckily he finds them. He is going tell them about Rika but Saki beats him up, knowing he is going to three-time them! Please hear him out first before you use your fist! So he tells them the plan with Rika in order to give up on her. Hence the next 5 months with Rika, he’ll go through it without falling for her to prove his love for them is greater! Oh well, can’t be help, right? It’s Naoya we’re talking about so better allow it. On the train trip back, everybody is tired out and asleep. Except for Shino. Obviously now she is doing some serious thinking. Because with Rika being this bold, she wonders if she should also be serious about Naoya so she can move on. Maybe she is more serious about Naoya than Saki. Ah, there’s your reason. You go girl. It’s your call.

Episode 7
Rika is confident of seducing Naoya as she stays over. Why, she even steals a kiss from him! You girls better up your game! Because Naoya is allowing anything as long as it’s not sex! Saki would love to kill her right now but don’t taint your hands over this b*tch. As Rika continues to dangerously flirt with him, she points out that they getting mad is because they don’t trust him. She is going to sleep in his room since you all trust him he won’t assault her, right? This gives Naoya an idea that all the girls will take turns sleeping with him. To prove he will not mess with another woman! Twisted logic but whatever. And so as they do rock-scissors-paper, the first night goes to… Lucky Shino! That night as she comes in, woah, what’s with this sexy negligee?! Is this to help train him and prove he won’t be seduced? Well, Shino wants to know if she has a chance with him so as she tries to seduce him, he rejects her. Disappointing, right? So as this ‘training’ continues, to a point where he realizes he isn’t good enough. Because he is barely keeping it since she is so attractive. So while that is it for tonight, at least Shino can take heart that she still has a chance. Rika is up next. She boasts she is going to do lots of sexy stuffs until she hears Naoya mentioning he almost gave in to Shino. Should’ve worded that better but now Rika panics. The seduction was just to make him notice her but if he really attacks her, oh my. Your plan backfired? She is going to make it tough for him. That night, she comes in wearing the most boring pyjamas. She is also filming as they sleep because if he attacks her, she’ll let the other girls know. Naoya assures he will take responsibility and look after her for life if that happens. This makes Rika want to do that so she tries to get sexy but he resists. She keeps lowering the bar but the resistance is still strong. When he mentions he prefers to like her than hate her, now at least she can sleep peacefully.

Nagisa has noticed Naoya has been spending an awful lot of time between the girls. This means he is neglecting his own health and not sleeping well. So with Nagisa’s turn tonight, she enters cosplaying as a nurse. Cute. Sexy. Uhm, is she mad? Because she makes Naoya stop all his work and forces him to rest and all. Well, Naoya likes her when she is scolding him. Because she looks cute! The angrier she gets, the cuter she gets! Doesn’t that make you sick, Nagisa? In a good way? Finally, it is Saki’s turn. She thinks of getting sexual with him to release all his pent up frustration and get ahead of the rest of the pack. But soon she learns Nagisa was taking care of him the night before. She was more concerned of Naoya’s health than advancing their relationship. Such a goddess! She must do better. That night, Saki returns with porn mags of girls with small boobs?! It’s no easy feat. She had to go search and find those that are thrown away! So this is her way to express her love for him? To allow him to release all that frustration? Too bad she didn’t think it would make him lust for more women! Then he wants to take a picture of her. Oh, is he going to use her as his fapping material?! Okay. Go ahead. Turns out he superimposes her face on the porn mag. Safe to say, he gets beaten up. Poor Naoya, after sleeping with 4 women, he can’t understand a single one of them!!!

Episode 8
With Rika hanging her huge bra outside, our flat chesters aren’t too happy about it. What if Naoya is seduced by this? What better way than to go ask him themselves. Wow, he is getting excited! With Rika bragging and the rest not amused, Naoya claims if they show theirs, he will be more excited. So with this watch that measures heartbeat, Rika’s one rises his rate up to 180. Nagisa than shows hers and this makes his rises up to 220. Saki is mad and all as she doesn’t want to lose out to Nagisa even if she beats Rika. Naoya claims it will be the same. So when she takes off her bra, true enough it reaches 220. Oh Shino, wondering what yours will be? She accidentally slips and has her boobs on his face! I’m sure that would break all records but luckily Naoya beats himself up and it stops at 219. Phew? Now Shino really thinks she has a chance with him. Soon, Saki wants to go to a beach. Sorry, Hawaii is far too expensive. With Naoya’s budget, they can settle for Okinawa for 1 night. But soon, Saki realizes this isn’t enough. She needs 2 nights. So how? Before Naoya goes to ask Rika for money, Shino stops him and makes the call to her dad. Well, she has a villa there and daddy says okay for them. There. Saved some money. As Saki hopes to get some BBQ, she is reminded about kissing Naoya. Wasn’t that her goal? Now that they mention it, she’ll do it. But what’s this? Shino isn’t even bothered and thinks they’ll fail! Soon all the girls take up the challenge to see who can kiss Naoya first.

So as they shop for swimsuits, everyone seems to be pleased with the swimsuit he has chosen for them. Of course Shino is in a dilemma to choose her own or Naoya’s choice. She doesn’t want others to know about her crush but is okay drawing a little attention from him. Just then, Rika pulls her aside and asks if Shino has a crush on Naoya. This shocking move makes Shino panic as she desperately tries to change the topic. But Rika sees right through her. Rika has been observing her and knows something was up when Shino slept with him. Since Shino continues to deny, Rika threatens to tell Saki. I mean, it’s not like she likes Naoya, right? Cornered, Shino is forced to admit she has a crush on him. Oh dear, she just fell into the trap. Because now Rika wants her to help her get more time with Naoya on the trip in exchange of not telling the rest. It’s all worth the slave driving, right? If she does her part well, Rika will be considerate to let Shino spend some time with him. She tempts her that she can get some time with him and this has Shino agree to cooperate. However Rika mocks her as stealing her friend’s boyfriend. But if that’s not the case, is she aiming for three-timing? Oh Shino, what’s your true goal here? Can’t let Rika rat on her? Since Shino sounds really desperate if she has a chance, this gives Rika more chance to mock her that she doesn’t even consider her as her rival since she can’t even tell the guy she likes her feelings. After all, Rika went all out to seduce him and he doesn’t react. So a loser like her, what can she possibly do by relying on luck? Wow. This b*tch running her mouth but she’s not wrong! This makes Shino mad and vowing she’ll claim Naoya. Or at least not letting this b*tch have it. We’ll see. For now, the cooperation is on.

Episode 9
Taking a plane there, well it looks like Naoya has fear of flying. Rika tries to use this to her advantage to calm him down. With Saki trying to stop her, Rika hints to Shino to do something. So she hugs him and suggests all should calm him down. Ah yes, what a lucky bastard he is having all the girls hold him. When the plane starts to enter some minor turbulence, he starts to panic and now it is his turn to hold everyone in his arms to protect them. I doubt this would cushion anything but I guess the girls love how close they are to him. Thankfully no plane crash as Naoya would think! They arrive safely and at Shino’s villa. Then it’s time to showcase their swimsuit. Naoya is excited to see all of them. Except Rika of course. School mizugi seems pretty plain. Sorry Rika, he isn’t the pervert you envision him. Time to change and talk about strategy with Shino. Naoya spends some time with Saki as she hints she wants to kiss him. Too bad we get trolled again as she goes to swim. Now it’s Nagisa’s turn to spend time with him. However she hints she wants to help him get closer with Nagisa and get that kiss. She has been having fun since becoming his girlfriend and would like to let Saki have a slice of this happiness. Sure, Naoya so impressed but is this the sleazy reason for him to go hug Nagisa for her consideration? I guess so. Nagisa getting some skinship points there. Obviously Rika and Shino are watching this and no way in hell Rika is going to allow this. Shino better do her bidding or she’ll expose her love. When all gather, Naoya openly tells Saki to somewhere, just the 2 of them. The rest obviously know it is to kiss. Since he is making his move, Rika hints to Shino to do something to stop them or else she’ll blab to Nagisa. Shino is forced to head into the water and purposely lose her top. She screams to Naoya for help to retrieve it or some party bros will do unholy stuffs to her. Obviously he obliges. To keep him here, she tries to pull down his pants and feign a cramped leg. She gets more than she bargained for as he hugs her. But the cramp is now for real so she punches and knocks him out. Rika collects him and locks herself with unconscious Naoya in his room. Nothing is going to stop this b*tch’s plan now.

Episode 10
Shino tells Saki and Nagisa what’s going on so they race to go find the spare key. With Naoya awakened, he is shocked to hear Rika’s reason for kidnapping is because she doesn’t want him to kiss Saki. Who says being a pretty girl makes it legal?! Since he wants to kiss so badly, she’ll do it. On his cheek. While it doesn’t break the promise of sex, this isn’t going to cut it for Naoya. So she goes kissing on his neck and then his chest! Naoya could’ve been taken in by all this but seeing how embarrassed she is, this brings him back to his senses. By the time Saki opens the door, Rika already heard them coming in and escapes via window. Thankfully, Naoya’s chastity still protected. Later, Rika roping in Shino for their next plan. She suggests having him eat garlic. Genius. So as Rika tries to force the whole pan of fried garlic rice down his throat, Shino is alone at the cliff, lamenting if only she had the courage. Well, speak of the devil, here Naoya is! He notices she still takes care of the ribbon he bought her and even being a good friend to Saki. She could’ve chosen another better school but chose to be with her. Of course the actual reason was so that Shino could be with him. The thought of she would have more chances if she’d stay with him. She hates herself for being pathetic. As she gathers up her courage to confess, fate says no-no and blows her ribbon into the sea. She dives in to get it but when she does, the wave swallows her. Naoya dives in to save her.

They resurface but on an uninhabited island. So, Shino’s first thoughts is to live here forever and bear lots of children?! Well, the main island is just opposite so there goes your castaway life. Since it is too dark to swim back, they’ll stay here. So they try to do some survival but Shino gets into sexy fanservice bits like her butt falling on his face when she tries to get the coconut or the plant stripping her top off. Yeah. But it was all fun as she wishes time with him would stand still. With night fall, it is getting colder so Naoya tells her to strip from her wet swimsuit while he makes fire. She does so and starts thinking despite all that happened, nothing will change if she continues to hide her feelings. Then she sits next to him, back to back. He gets concerned of this action even if he is safe bet. Noting Naoya won’t fall for her even if she is naked, she needs to have confidence in other ways. So she starts telling him she has a crush on someone. However he doesn’t know and so does Saki. She is afraid to confess for fear of causing trouble to others. She tried to give up but she couldn’t. She shouldn’t have fallen in love in the first place but it backfired. She keeps falling in love even more. Naoya notes she is a very considerate person. Because she cares a lot more than just wanting to date the person she loves. Shino then realizes his hands are sore from trying to start the fire. She starts to get emotional he did this all for her. Then she falls on top of him. His kindness has pushed her to the brink and so she kisses him. On the lips. Stark naked.

Episode 11
How will Shino worm her way out of this one? Well, she says it’s her first kiss. Yeah, she screwed up. Then she sums up her courage to confess. It’s now or never. But he has to stop her since she is naked. Oh. After a little breather, Naoya wonders everything that has happened has been an accident like always. She hints they weren’t. However now she collapses from fever. I hope it wasn’t the kiss that was too hot to handle! Meanwhile the other girls are still searching but Rika tells them some witnesses saw them get washed away. So I guess this means they can stop their meaningless search now. Next morning, Naoya notes Shino’s fever getting worse. Desperate, he carries her and swims all the way back! It seems possible but knowing Naoya, it isn’t. So, Shino going to fall for him even more? Looks like she’s burning up and not from the fever. This has her realize she wants to be with him and will try harder. Once they reach land, Naoya is out of energy. Not sure but Shino looks fine now. Then she sees a frantic Saki coming to get him. That look that Shino herself has never seen. And the real heartbreaker as Saki kisses Naoya. I guess that’s the reality check for her. Back at the villa, Rika is obviously pissed knowing that Saki and Naoya already kissed (mission accomplished!). Rika then confides with Shino. Spill the beans on what happened or she’ll expose her. Well, nothing much happened. Except for the accident of showing Naoya her boobs, holding hands, sitting back to back naked by the fire and yeah, a kiss. Wow. That’s something! But unfortunately, Shino didn’t get to confess because she fell ill and even more so she can’t after seeing Saki’s serious love for him. When everyone gathers, Shino has a big announcement: She is going to transfer to another school. She won’t be around them anymore so she hopes Saki and Naoya could take care of each other. Shino’s excuse is that she doesn’t want to catch more of Saki’s stupidity but a mad Saki will not accept that. Uhm, Saki doesn’t even deny she is stupid?! Hence Saki starts name calling her and badmouthing her puny boobs just to get her to reveal the truth. Even molesting her boobs?! With Naoya holding his girl back, Shino escapes. Later Rika catches Shino hanging out alone. She too calls her out for making that dumb move. Oh dear, Shino crying for real? She believes she has hurt her friend a lot since her original plan was to move on from her crush. In the end, she believes it is for the best that she leaves. Especially letting go of Naoya :’(.

Episode 12
Well, Rika mocks her she can never let go of this and will be back to square one. Perhaps if she asks, Naoya would accept three-timing. And if that’s not the case, does this mean Shino was never serious about him? Rika even goes so far as to call her a loser! Shino tries to prove it by deleting his photo on her phone and throw away her ribbon. Only the latter she hesitates. With Rika texting Naoya, here comes to gang. Shino tries to run but Naoya grabs her. He hints he knows about her feelings and holding it back for Saki’s sake. As long as she doesn’t say it, this thing will never end! Uhm, is he pressuring her into saying?! As Shino thinks Saki will be upset, Naoya admits he is not a very good person. Otherwise, do you think he would have allowed this two-timing?! And so now the dramatic reveal… Shino starts off about how she has hid her feelings all this years and have come to accept fate. She says it clear that she has a crush on Naoya. Instantly he rejects her! OMFG, Saki in shock? Did she not see this coming? Actually, Saki always thought Shino has a crush on her because she’s so nice to her! WTF?! Both friends break down and hug each other, apologizing for not realizing or telling what was supposed to be said. Next morning, everyone is looking awkward. Except for Rika. She’s laughing her ass off at the lame rejection. Oh well, good news for her if there’s one less rival, right? As Saki forces Naoya to make it up to her, they talk and Naoya immediately apologizes for the harsh rejection. He promises to make things normal between her and Saki again. While she continues to like him, he further apologizes he can’t reciprocate his feelings because he is trying to make Saki and Nagisa happy. That is when she suggests if that is the case, can he make her happy too? Oh, is she asking for three-timing?! Naoya thinking hard about this?! Shino even screams towards the sea that she wants to be Naoya’s girlfriend! Blame who she got this stupidity from?

On the way home, Saki is in so much shock. I guess she asked the wrong person (Nagisa) about her thoughts on two-timing. Yeah, so confused. And what’s this? Cutie pie Shino waiting for Naoya and has baked him some cookies? It seems Shino is willing to support Naoya, Saki and Nagisa to become happy. Unlike Rika, she will not steal him to make him hers. Only when he is done making them happy, then perhaps he can focus on making Shino happy. So, uhm, she’s like a concubine now? Even if she can’t be by his side, she still wants to. Shino also apologizes to Nagisa for lashing out at her when it was all just her jealousy. With Shino assuring she will support them, Saki asks about that moment on the deserted island. Oh my. Saki gets mad and suspicious seeing Shino cannot say it. With Rika threatening to tell, Shino sums up her courage to say it through her own mouth. She kissed him. Naked. And that earns Naoya some triple punch combo from Saki! And the combo continues! Shino blames herself for the ambush so Saki now gropes her boobs?! But all this has left Nagisa depressed. She is the only one who didn’t kiss Naoya. Saki and Shino try to give her some hope that she will have that chance. In fact, why not kiss him now. But angelic Nagisa thinks it is pointless. As usual, Rika stokes some fire that at this rate she isn’t going to kiss him despite being his girlfriend. Nagisa tries to hold in her anger (and she looks cute at it) and vows to get one with him. Naoya just wakes up and thinks of giving it one to her now! I don’t know, did this solve anything?

Sharing Is Caring?
Oh man, what a sappy final episode drama. It’s only right since we’ve come a long way (just 2 seasons only) for this. And finally the harem is complete? Well, it actually didn’t go anywhere but with Shino coming full circle with her feelings, it makes things less complicated seeing now it is out in the air that all the girls love him and no sneaky business of hidden feelings. I wonder how society and the rest of their schoolmates will perceive them. But that is a problem-cum-story for another day or another season. I mean, it’s not really just going to end like that, right? We want to see how Naoya makes his women happy! I wonder if he can take some tips from another similar anime that ran in the same season, Hyakkano…

I kinda expected more or less what is going to happen in this season. After all, it is that kind of anime. Naoya trying to continue his two-timing (four-timing to be more technically accurate) ways and make his girlfriends (and other girls) happy in cheesy ways. Yeah, not that I dislike that kind of plot because otherwise, why would a loser virgin guy like me keep watching animes and genres like this seasons in and seasons out? So yeah, didn’t really place much hope on the storyline and everything was within expectations. Well, there was a remote chance I thought they would add a new character into the mix but looking at the promotional poster, it is status quo. Don’t want to add to the complication there is already.

Obviously this season focuses a lot more on Rika and Shino. If I should say, it is their turn and season. After all, Saki and Nagisa had theirs last season so it would be meaningless if they continue to flesh out the duo and leave the rest behind. Sure, if that happened, it would have made stronger bonds and relationships between them but I figure it wasn’t going to be that sort of anime. Naoya has to be fair to all the girls! Therefore Rika and Shino fans can rejoice seeing they take a bulk of the spotlight this season although I won’t go so far as to say that Saki and Nagisa have been neglected. They are still there as usual but do not make as significant an impact as they did last season. Well, maybe a little at the start (during the fireworks festival) but that is about all. Just a little focus on them before the season moves on to Rika and Shino.

First off with Rika, it really seems that she is going full steam ahead to get Naoya’s heart. In a way, she is like the series’ antagonist and I wouldn’t really classify her as a dumb blonde (although at times she does show a little of that). With Rika being more aggressive in her actions (can I say she’s like a b*tch?), this keeps the other girls on their toes because who knows what kind of daring moves she will pull considering Naoya have made that strange time limit dating deal. You bet she’s pulling out all the stops to get what she wants and she’s not pretty shy about it. Though, I was confused that during the night when the girls are supposed to take turns sleeping with him, why did she panic and get scared about Naoya being some sex maniac? I thought she was one would not mind it and in fact welcome it. That only made me confused if Rika was actually serious in loving Naoya because all that talk about sex and flirting, then she baulks like that? Maybe it has something to do with the rules. Oh you know, the condition Naoya had her agreed to date her was no sex. So perhaps sex cannot be initiated by her but it is all okay if he does it? Hmm… Maybe.

The one I have mixed feelings for is Shino. Oh boy, she is a very confused girl. At first she was pretty annoying because it was like she was playing the moral police to want Saki and Naoya to be exclusively be an item. Of course as we’ll find out, it was just some lame excuse so she could move on from Naoya. My, what a high wall she has set up. It’s like she’s not interested in moving on from Naoya, am I right? Each time she complains about this so that she can move on, I just wanted to scream to her, “JUST DON’T MOVE ON THEN!!!”. It was pretty evident if this was going to be her character for the entire series, she would be very annoying. Yes, even more annoying than Rika because hey, at least this blondie has got the balls (oops!) and stays true to her feelings. Sure, can’t compare Shino and Rika because they are like day and night, oil and water, cats and dogs. You get the idea.

I didn’t actually see this coming because of Shino and Rika’s vastly different personalities, it never occurred to me that they would form an alliance. Albeit it feels more like Shino being blackmailed into becoming Rika’s lackey or something. This may be a blessing in disguise or a curse because I would say this would be the turning point in Shino’s (pitiful) life. At least in the context that she is able to at least think about her feelings for Naoya and at least try to take some sort of action. And here I was thinking Shino’s character role will be reduced to some sleazy fanservice girl since she is the only one who shows her boobs and naked body to Naoya several times by accident. OMG. It’s like fate trying to tell her something! So with Shino forced to be Rika’s partner in crime, instead of stopping the other girls from getting closer with Naoya, she got some quality time with him. Like I said, blessing or a curse, now that Shino has a taste of what it’s like to be with the guy she loves, this also serves to confuse more of her feelings. In a way, it was good because now she doesn’t have to give a f*ck about her best friend’s feelings as she too wants a slice of happiness. But then oh well, reality has to hit hard and confuse her more that perhaps her fellow hinyuu onna actually seriously loves Naoya more than her. So maybe it’s time to move on…

Therefore it was really heart breaking for Shino who has gone through a lot in this short span of time but hey, you know what they say, right? Better to love and lost than never to have loved at all. When the drama culminates and Shino making that heavy decision to even leave school just to get out Naoya out from her system, I don’t know what to feel anymore. Here I was being annoyed at her uptight attitude at the start. But the more this drama played out and the consequences that I have seen, the more my heart goes out to her. So yeah, thanks to this drama, even a veteran like yours truly is now feeling pretty confused! Even at one point I was thinking to even see b*tch Rika exposing Shino’s secret in front of everybody so that I could see Shino break down and cry! Shino’s crying face and tears would be priceless! HAHAHA!!! I AM SO EVIL!!!

Of course as seen in the finale, that evil wish of mind will not come to be. Shino letting out her true feelings, it brings an end to all the bottled up feelings but at this point I am still confused about her. Because now Shino has descended into some sort of romantic retard? Oh I don’t know. In one way she looks cute but on the other hand, it’s like she downgraded herself to be some sort of slut. Oh you know, she’ll do anything she can to support the rest and she’ll get whatever leftover love from Naoya. After all, Shino had her dignity being a smart girl. But after staying in this house and with Saki has her friend, I have to agree her stupidity has been passed on and even smart girls like Shino is no longer immune. Like they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em! So, welcome to the club, Shino! But in the end, I believe the confession was a good thing as it has lifted a lot of burden from her shoulders. She no longer has to give a damn and just stay true to her feelings. Say goodbye to all those rollercoaster ride of emotions. Now she can stay a cute retard. I think that is the best for her character.

And Naoya, you got to hand it to him that he is true to what he says. His earnest and straightforward honest personality is perhaps what makes the girls here want him. So yeah, he may be a retard and loud when he suggests and sets his mind in doing something (no matter how dumb it is or it is prone to complete fail), but hey, at least he has got girls liking him! Saki continues to be the brute woman and doesn’t hesitate to get violent if she gets mad. Naoya still tolerates her but oh well, I guess this is love. To balance them out, Nagisa continues to be the kind hearted angel that melts everyone’s heart. Aww, look how sweet she is. What nice perfect family harem we have here. Are we not jealous yet? Just waiting for the day she gets her kiss with Naoya. Don’t want to be the biggest loser now, does she?

The only new character added to this is Risa. Oh yeah, who wouldn’t love a cute loli like her? But I think it is for the better that she doesn’t make much appearance or else she would have stolen our hearts and many would vouch for Naoya x Risa pair! Oh no! Say it isn’t so. No doubt, Risa is cute in every way and possibly the one with more sense at least compared to her sister. Who could forget the way she snaps at Rika for wanting a guy who already has not 1 but 2 girlfriends! Value yourself better! You deserve better than this! Oh Risa, if you only knew what genre this anime is about. So yeah, Risa’s most prominent ‘appearance’ is during the next episode preview where she helps narrates and shows a few clips via her Risapon TV.

This season’s art and animation remain consistent in the first season although this season had a change in studio, SynergySP taking over from Tezuka Productions. I don’t see any obvious difference and even if there was, it would be negligible too me. Maybe those damn cute 2D girls blinded my but what the heck, they still look pretty as before so that’s all I care. Heh. The only new addition to the voice acting is Aoi Koga as Risa. I was surprised to know it was her. To be fair, I’m still in the midst of trying to familiarize with her voice so unless she is like Kaguya-sama, any deviant would have me easily miss her. This season’s opening theme, Dramatic Ni Koi Shitai by Hikari Kodama, I can’t really say I like it because it sounds like one of those slutty K-pop music. At least that is how the song starts off. And they add in some synthesizer and dubstep effects which just feels weird and generic. The same can be said for the ending theme, Forira by Claris. Already as generic it can sound, some lines the singer tries to sound sultry but it just doesn’t work for me.

Overall, this season is not any better nor any worse than the first. It just sets out what it needs to do and that’s that. So if you’re a girlfriendless virgin otaku and want some dumb harem romcom fun, this show has that potential to satiate your needs. So yes, I still find this entertaining despite what many others still continuing to say how such harem shows degrades women. Yeah, it gives me hope that perhaps I one day could get a (2D) harem of my own and live the dream. Thank you Shino for giving me such hope. Thank you reality once more for waking me up from my dream. Sighs. Time to go watch more trashy harem animes to cover up this emptiness.

Keikenzumi Na Kimi To Keiken Zero Na Ore Ga Otsukiai Suru Hanashi

It is every guy’s fantasy to date the hottest and most beautiful girl ever. And even get lucky to sleep with her. And that is how Keikenzumi Na Kimi To Keiken Zero Na Ore Ga Otsukiai Suru Hanashi (AKA Kimizero if that is too long ass for you to pronounce or remember) baits viewers like yours truly to take a look. Not only posting a pretty chick on the poster but hinting the possibility of having sex on their first date?! Oh wow. It’s got to be more than that, right?! Of course, veterans like yours truly should have known better. How this kind of genre plays out. It’s just your pretty average love story of 2 people from 2 different backgrounds as they genuinely grow closer with each other. Add some misunderstanding and jealousy for the drama and you’ve got it all covered as a typical romance series. Sorry folks, don’t get your hopes up for any sex. Yeah. We guys can only dream…

Episode 1
Ryuuto Kashima is your typical loser and girlfriendless kid. Obviously he is in the same class with the school’s most popular and charismatic girl, Runa Shirakawa. Obviously all guys dream of dating her and what’s this? She’s a horny woman?! One day while hanging out with his equally loser pals, Yuusuke Ijichi and Ren Nishina, they make a bet that whoever among them scores the best will have to do what the worst has to say. Eh, what?! Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Yeah, I bet they want to penalize him. And true enough, Ryuuto scores the best so those losers tell him he must confess to the girl he likes. Not wanting to betray his friends, he puts a letter in Runa’s shoebox and initials his real name (so as not to sound like a creep). She actually turns up. He is embarrassed like hell but manages to eke out his courage to confess he likes her. Embarrassment at all time high, he wishes she would turn him down but surprise motherf*cker! She accepts him to be her boyfriend! The biggest losers are Ryuuto’s pals. They must be so dead now as Ryuuto snagged the grand prize! Runa and Ryuuto walk home together as she allays some of his fears that she is a faithful person when she is in a relationship and that she too has her own limits on the guys she likes. Like she doesn’t like those who don’t wipe off their sweat? Uhm… Okay… Whatever… Ryuuto still can’t believe this is happening and claims he has never dated before and has no experience whatsoever. No worries. That’s the reason they’re dating, right? To get to know each other. Things are moving fast as she brings her back to her place and her room. TOO FAST BECAUSE SHE STARTS UNDRESSING AND THINKS HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX!!!!! OMG!!! SHE IS CASUAL ABOUT IT AND THINKS IT IS WHAT BOYS WANT???!!! Unfortunately for us viewers, virgin boy turns her down because he wants a meaningful relationship. He wants to wait till the time is right. Then as they talk he realizes that it could be that it wasn’t Runa who broke off her relationship with previous guys but rather the guys got bored of her and dumped her. So did they have sex or not?! I don’t know about those guys thinking if she is willing to have sex on the first date, this means she is easy and hence they don’t want her. WTF LOGIC???!!! WHY DIDN’T THEIR LIBIDO TAKE OVER???!!! So she agrees and if they really carry on like this, they may actually really fall in love with each other. And don’t worry about Ryuuto go screwing other girls if she refuses to let him have sex. Because he has no other female friends! So just let her know when he is ready and she’ll be there for it. Oh wow. Such great sex service. Now Ryuuto is regretting it he should’ve laid her!!! You had your chance!!!

Episode 2
So now Ryuuto’s pals learn about what happened on his first date and already lecturing him he should’ve laid her? Yeah, that makes Ryuuto the biggest loser, huh? Since Ryuuto wants to keep their relationship wholesome for now, the friends will let him live this dream for a while seeing nerds like them don’t even have the luxury to get close to such popular girls. With Runa continuing to talk more with Ryuuto, this makes them stand out and noticeable. Especially those death stares from Runa’s friend, Nicole Yamana. So Ryuuto talks to Runa about this to keep their interactions in school less. This means hanging out together during weekends? She invites him to go out with her and so sorry, it’s not to a love hotel. It’s just shopping for clothes. Got your hopes a little high up there, huh? She notices he wasn’t into the shopping but he claims he was more distracted in watching her shop because she looks cute doing so. It makes him happy. Wow. Sounds like cringe but look at how she is blushing. Since Runa is often busy attending to any messages on her handphone, not sure what logic Ryuuto has to think that this relationship is not going to last. Especially when she calls him to meet the next day. Yup, he thinks they’re going to break up. It was good while it lasted. So as he prepares to face reality as he faces her, she surprises him with a matching handphone cover set to celebrate their first week anniversary of dating. Gee, so is sex available for a decade long anniversary then???!!! JUST KIDDING! Anyway, Ryuuto is so happy but also feels ashamed he didn’t trust her. He is glad to have her as his girlfriend. Along the way home, he tells her he once tried to confess to a girl in middle school but she turned him down as she only viewed him as a friend. She thinks it is fine because had they started dating, theirs would never have materialized. When a sports car zooms past, Ryuuto gets all nerdy explaining it and realizes she is left in the dust wondering what the hell he is saying. This has Runa explain that just like a sports car, she wanted to grow up fast like her parents but it never worked out and that’s why all those breakups. She might try to look mature but is still a kid at heart. Ryuuto assures her that sports car aren’t just for speed. It is to make the driving experience fun. So Runa is like the sports car he likes? Weird but okay. As long as they have fun. Yehh, wanna ride her?! What am I saying?! Next day, the class gets a new transfer student. Maria Kurose looks familiar? She is that middle school girl who rejected Ryuuto. Oh…

Episode 3
Ryuuto hopes she doesn’t recognize him since it’s been a while. Yeah well, here’s an empty seat next to him. And yes, she remembers him. His obvious tactic is to stay far away from her if he knows what’s good for his relationship with Runa. But now he bumps into Nicole and she still looks mad. She has him hang out with her just to tell him about Runa’s birthday next week. Yeah, she’s mad he doesn’t know. But whatever. Just get her some presents. He asks what she likes and instead of asking Runa herself, his intention is to surprise her. When he meets Runa the next time, it seems in her circle of friends, they have posted a recent pic of him and Nicole hanging out, looking like they’re dating. Is she jealous? But Ryuuto explains this birthday stuff so she lets it slide. As agreed, she agrees to go out with him. As per Nicole said, Harajuku is her favourite place so he takes her there and Ryuuto blabs about bubble tea seeing he too learnt is her favourite stuffs. Yeah, too technical on all those terms. It shows he did his research, eh? But don’t make Runa space out like the universe again! They try various bubble teas and even share an indirect kiss. I bet this one tastes the sweetest! Soon, he realizes he doesn’t have any money left to get her a present. However she decides to take this plan of their outing. It is the most memorable thing they have and she’ll always treasure it. Best birthday ever. At school, Ryuuto hears nasty rumours about Runa like she dumps her guy after he does all her bidding and that she never pays for her own food. These are all lies because Ryuuto knows her better. Who’s spreading them? When Nicole approaches Ryuuto, oh damn his friends bolt! Are they criminals or what?! Anyway, Ryuuto thanks her for the advice. Then later in class, Maria seems to get closer to him. She hints back then, she didn’t know much about love and dating. Now she views him as special! Get the hint! Ryuuto stays faithful and claims he already has a girlfriend. Sorry for the heartbreak, darling. But he won’t say who. Later he sees her follow a guy into a room. Apparently that guy wants her to go out with him but she declines since she already has a boyfriend. He wants to know who that is but she won’t tell. Not because she wants to keep it a secret but hints her boyfriend is shy and she is respecting his feelings. That guy thinks she is dating a losing and is embarrassed to tell others. She rejects that notion because if the whole world knows who he is, she won’t be embarrassed the slightest. Back in class, Maria tells Ryuuto about those bad rumours of Runa’s ex. This has Ryuuto blowing his top as he dispels every lie about her. How does he know? Because he is her boyfriend! Yeah, everybody heard that!

Episode 4
Runa confirms that herself and in a way, dispels all the rumours. WTF, Maria runs away? Ryuuto goes after her and when he catches her, he realizes she is the one who spread the rumours. But why? Surprise plot time: Maria is Runa’s twin sister! Wait. WHAT?! Although they are fraternal twins, when their parents got divorced, Maria took on her mother’s maiden name since she went with her. Basically, Maria is jealous of Runa since she is an extrovert and cheerful girl unlike Maria who is just an introvert and gloomy. Because Runa is more loved by everyone, thus Maria’s train of thought that she will never be happy unless she becomes like her. Well, looks like that isn’t going so well seeing Runa is still well loved in school. Ryuuto understands Maria’s feelings because he too was like her. Until he met Runa, his life changed for the better. He hopes Maria will meet someone she truly loves and aspire to be a person that person will love. Later Ryuuto talks to Runa about exposing their relationship. He couldn’t stand others talk bad about her and needed to do something. As for Maria’s case, it’s not like she wanted to keep a secret but the timing wasn’t there. She assures she is a good girl. As Ryuuto is ready to receive all sorts of backlash, surprisingly everyone in school just went about in their normal way. They hang out more as Ryuuto continues to rant about his favourite game streamer. Oh no, she’s going off into the universe again. Ryuuto then confides in his pals since he wants to kiss her. WTF. You want to make them die of jealousy? Well, he’ll settle for holding hands instead. So at this park date, he tries to hold her hand during boating but fails many times. In the end, she thinks he wants to break up because of his serious expression. Yeah, this was always the sign when her exes wanted to break up. Of course he says it isn’t so. They go for another boat ride and this time she surprises him with a kiss. Then they head home holding hands. Waiting for the sex part… Meanwhile at Maria, she is somewhat relieved that Ryuuto said he doesn’t hate her. His words still resonate in her mind. How to become the girl he loves? Well, she now plots in stealing Runa from him! Oh dear. The b*tch is back!

Episode 5
1 month dating anniversary, what’s the reward going to be? The beach! Oh yeah! We all know what to look forward to seeing! Meanwhile Maria tries to get Ryuuto to help her study but he keeps rejecting her since his schedules are busy. He even won’t give his contacts. So when will he be free? No reply… Beach date is here. Oh yeah! Sexy Runa so sexy! At the end of the day, they need a place to stay and since this inn is quite pricey, they have to share a room. Runa doesn’t mind… Then as they sleep, she is the one who asks if he wants to have sex! The chance is here again! Do not fail! She doesn’t mind doing it since she has started to like him more when they first started. After all, she is going to love him even more and have more feelings, she is willing to go all the way with sex too. It’ll be good for her body and heart! His answer: Tonight we just sleep and he’ll wait until she is ready for sex. Wait. WHAAAAT???!!! WHY?! He is doing abstinence because he loves her. Holy f*cking sh*t! Is he some saint now?! Well, you blew another chance. But at least hey, he gives in to her request to hug. When they return, Nicole summons Ryuuto. Here, have some free food. Uhm, something bad going down? While she is happy that Runa is happy with him, she warns him about the 2 month jinx. You see, all Runa’s exes dump her after 2 months either by cheating on her or went cold. Yeah, really those exes are scumbags whatever their excuses may be. She hopes Ryuuto won’t end up the same way. His assurance makes Nicole feels assured. Soon, Ryuuto gets a call from Maria. Oh, it is actually Runa. She is visiting her mom’s place and her phone battery died so she is borrowing Maria’s. It seems there is something urgent and wants him to meet at school right now. He goes to meet her at the gym storeroom. Runa wants to have sex. Wait. WHAAAAT???!! Did her feelings change so suddenly?!

Episode 6
As she hugs him, he can instantly tell this isn’t Runa but Maria in disguise. Yeah, I figured it out too. Can’t miss that eye mole! And that voice! And perhaps those boobs!!! Maria claims she wants to do it with him and go as far as to pretend to be Runa just to be his. She promises not to tell anyone. Not even Runa. Heck, she doesn’t even have to be his girlfriend. Just choose her for once. This time. Thankfully, our virgin boy decides to stay faithful to Runa. Can’t betray her. Also, it won’t be fair to Maria. So apparently she is not doing this to get revenge on Runa but she truly loves him. When she called out to her spreading those lies, he was being honest and sincere. He was the first boy who confronted her like that. He is so kind not to stop for Runa’s sake but hers as well. Turning her down in a way protected her. Even if they did it, she still won’t be like Runa. She knew all this was wrong but yet tried her luck because she loves him so much. Now she knows what it was like in his shoes when she rejected him. It hurts like hell. She apologizes for everything and cries on his shoulder. Next day, the school is rife with rumours that Ryuuto cheated on Runa because there is a picture of him with Maria that night. Well, it wasn’t Maria who did it. So when Runa confronts him about this, she only realizes Maria was that girl who rejected him. Not sure why she gets so sad that she runs away. Yeah, Nicole had to slap him on her behalf. What the heck did he do?! He didn’t have time to explain himself!!! Ever since, both have not been in contact as Ryuuto drowns himself with cram school. His pals are probably being gay together at the beach when they spot Runa with a new guy. They send a pic to Ryuuto and instantly he ditches cram school to head down there! Well, turns out this guy is her uncle, Mao! DAAAAAAAMN!!!!! They talk things out as Ryuuto reveals Maria’s confession and owns up to what he has done to make her sad. Runa realizes it is her fault and should have known better he is not like other guys. She kinda understands why Maria fell for him. Long story short, they’re back together again and their relationship saved. She brings him to her grandma’s house to meet her. She hopes he can stay with her here until summer break ends. She took up a part time job at Mao’s beach house so they can also have fun at the beach. Going to be the best summer ever.

Episode 7
It is not a dream to live in the same roof with a beautiful girl and have her wake you up! Damn are we so jealous! Ryuuto helps around the beach house. Runa talks about her dreams to have her family reunited and live happily like before. But since that sounds almost impossible, her dream is to make her own family. So she wants to have lots of kids, huh? Oh Ryuuto, better start thinking about your future seriously too. Ryuuto and Runa continue to shop and cook together. This will be the best summer vacation ever. Meanwhile Maria’s mom thinks of going back to see grandma. But when Maria heard that Runa is there with her boyfriend, she immediately claims she has other plans and can’t go. When Runa learns about this, she is sad and thinks Maria is trying to avoid her. Despite their different personalities, she still likes her. She really wants to get along with her but at this point it proves difficult. Ryuuto thinks she needs more time but when it comes down to it, she will understand where Runa is coming from. Runa hopes Ryuuto can be friends with Maria with her. Runa believes Maria might reject her if she is too direct and thought she won’t be her sister but start out again as her friend. That night, the duo visit the festival and have their fun. But before the fireworks begin, why is Runa crying? She looks sad. Apparently this isn’t her first experience. She has done all that with her exes and laments this should all be her first time with him. She wants those previous memories erased. Well, can’t she be happy that it is her first time WITH Ryuuto? Great time for him to give her a ring he bought as a souvenir. He thinks it isn’t enough but it is more than enough for Runa. Ryuuto hopes they can have first new experiences together as they used to live in different worlds before they started dating. Gotta stay positive. To cap a perfect evening, the fireworks begin as they confess their love and share a kiss.

Episode 8
Ryuuto invites his friends to play airsoft with Runa and hers. Basically the guys having a nice time being in the company of the girls. Typical virgin reactions. Just a simple praise is enough to send these noobs into ecstasy. Heh. A little insight from Nicole giving an account on her first boyfriend (now separated). Quite the memorable guy who loves music: Buddhist sutras! OMFG! The friends part ways and since Ryuuto and Runa still have time, they continue their date. In the Ferris Wheel, great mood for them to kiss. How does this one taste like? Peach tea scent. With them dating for an unprecedented 3 months, it is time for another anniversary. What to get? But Luna says they should grow out of it seeing she is now truly in love with him and being with him is more than enough. Yeah, I figure you love each other so much, you don’t keep count of the score anymore. When Ryuuto is at cram school, the moment he sees Maria entering, holy sh*t, he ducks for cover! He even tries to crawl out!!! OMG, is this that bad?! Luckily this guy, Shugo Sekiya helps him out. Thanks to that, he wants to hear the whole story. Seeing Ryuuto’s goal is not to make Maria more anxious than she is now, Sekiya agrees to help him. Since he hangs around in this area often, he can warn him whenever Maria shows up. Must be great entertainment for a repeat student, eh? As the class decides on the committee for the cultural festival, it seems nobody is eager to volunteer. Until Maria. Shortly after, Luna also volunteers.

Episode 9
With Runa volunteering, her friend Akari Tanikata also volunteers who in turn suggests Ryuuto be part of the team. Does he have a choice to say no? Well, Runa is in, so what else reason does he need? For the final person, he ropes in Ijichi because he knows he has a crush on Akari. So as they start brainstorming together, Maria and Runa’s ideas are like day and night. Will Ryuuto be caught in between? In fact, he notices he seems to prefer Maria’s ideas more. Though, he pretends to stay neutral. Then the talk with Sekiya, I think it doesn’t help much except a brief history of how he changed his hairstyle and became like where he is today. Ryuuto tries to get some advice from his teacher (as the sports festival preparation is also overlapping) but it’s like she’s just telling him to make a decision. WTF. On his way back, he bumps into Maria at the train station. She lets him know her mom got divorced the second time and hence no reason for her stepdad to pay her tuition. You may think she chose this school that Runa is in to spite her but it’s not. Surprise, it’s for her to be happy. Sure, there are things they don’t agree on but with Maria facing a lot of hardship, she doesn’t want Runa to go through the same thing. She wants her to forgive her and to be by her side. Ryuuto is glad that her grudge on Runa has dissipated. He truly believes Maria wants to get along with her but just doesn’t know how. During the sports festival, we see the students in action. Notably, Runa during the scavenger hunt chooses Ryuuto because the paper says to take the person she loves. It’s no secret, right? Maria is looking forward to the cheerleading segment as she is part of it. In fact, she invited her mom who took the time to take leave to come see her. But when Maria sees mom talking to Runa, WTF she runs away? With Maria not turning up, Runa and Ryuuto know something is wrong and go look for her. Ryuuto finds her at the rooftop. So what’s her problem? Mom doesn’t know their complicated relation? Is that it? Apparently this: Maria still loves Ryuuto and she doesn’t want him to make her fall for him even more. She understands his feelings but also doesn’t want to get rejected again. What are the chances Runa heard all that? For the final decision on the cultural festival’s poster, why is it the sisters and teachers are making Ryuuto the tie breaker? So as he remains indecisive, Runa tells him off to stop lying. She doesn’t like it when he lies. Well in that case, he goes for Maria’s design. There. Happy? Uhm, why everybody looking gloomy?

Episode 10
Well, we see this coming. A gloomy Runa thinks Ryuuto and Maria are better off with each other, dating each other. Runa doesn’t blame him since it was her who wanted to be kind with Maria. Stopping short of breaking up, Runa says they shouldn’t contact each other for a while and runs away. Ryuuto doesn’t go after her because he doesn’t know what to say. In school, Runa completely ignores Ryuuto. Although Nicole knows about it, surprisingly she doesn’t snap at him. She’s putting on this sad face and laments the bitter reality of love and dating. It’s not a game. What a disappointment. Soon, Akari comes to Ryuuto for help. She saw Runa hanging out with a sugar daddy! What?! He bought a freaking expensive branded bag for her? Sorry, it’s not Mao. Ryuuto wonders if it’s that because would Runa be one who would have a sugar daddy? That’s why as a friend, Akari needs his help to find out. Okay. So he calls Sekiya for help. So during the school’s cultural festival, when they stumble into Akari, she points out he is the sugar daddy she saw! Before Ryuuto could point his finger he is one of Runa’s ex, Sekiya makes it clear he is actually the ex of Runa’s friend, Nicole. That day, Runa came to him to talk, nothing else. Sekiya explains his dating history with Nicole. That time she was a straight and nice girl. But he dumped her so he could fool around with others. It couldn’t come at a worse time since her parents were divorcing and he did nothing to help her. He knows he has hurt her and that’s why he has no right to see her. Ryuuto believes there is still a chance to forgive those mistakes and move on. They get news that Runa and Nicole are being hounded by guys who want to hit on them. Yeah, why must it be such jerks? Ryuuto and Sekiya waltz in like a boss to take their girlfriends away. Well, at least this resolves Sekiya and Nicole’s relationship because now they’re back together again. Seeing such great love story, this gives Ijichi to confess to Akari. However no fairytale ending for this guy. The moment he does so, Akari lectures him about taking this lightly because they don’t know each other well. Sure, it hurts to get rejected but it also hurts for the rejecter too. So too bad. Confession is not a game and forcing your love on someone else. Ouch. So as the guys bum out about this, this makes Ryuuto realize all is not lost with Runa yet. So he goes to find her and he explains what happened. That bag was given by grandma. She thanks him for this misunderstanding, Nicole is back with Sekiya again. In fact, she believes life is too short to avoid the one you love. So we’re going to do all the things we like together? Yeah, we’re going to live a pretty long life…

Episode 11
Nicole and Sekiya are back together like a happy couple. Can we say the same for Ryuuto and Runa? Let’s hold our reservations first… Next day in school, Nicole relays the bad news: Sekiya dumped her?! WTF???!!! In the next cram school, Ryuuto talks to Sekiya about this. Well, it seems he fears that by spending too much time together, he might fail to make the grade again. So he wants to concentrate on his studies? Studies > girlfriend. Besides, he knows the way Nicole is acting, she wants to eventually have sex! SO YOU’RE PASSING THAT UP TOO?! Sekiya thinks Nicole will be okay since she has close friends but Ryuuto begs to differ because he is worried of saying the wrong things to hurt Runa. Even at this rate if he doesn’t have any other female friends, he is fine with it since he was always an introvert. Meanwhile Runa and Nicole meet up and shed tears for each other. But it seems Runa too is feeling the pressure. Like as though Ryuuto is being distant recently. Later as Ryuuto and Maria coincidentally meet, he hopes not to meet like this again. She agrees since although she loves him, Runa loves him more and she doesn’t want to ruin that. So as consolation, he says she was at least the first girl he fell in love with. That supposed to make her better? I guess so. Shortly, Ryuuto calls Runa but then hears Maria’s scream. A molester runs away and the only thing Maria losses is her earring she kept in a bag. Next time Runa and Ryuuto meet, he wants to explain why he was with Maria but she doesn’t want to hear it. Because she gets straight to the point and wants to break up! HUH?! WHY?! I don’t understand this part but it’s going to be sappy drama as Runa explains all the great things they’ve done, blah, blah, blah. I don’t understand her logic if she enjoyed them so much. So this is what you call inexperienced? Anyway, Ryuuto starts crying! He can’t accept this! There were things he did wrong in the past but he still loves her and all. He wants her to tell him everything even if it’s awful or painful. And just like that, they hug and agree to continue dating each other. Ugh. Really sappy drama. So as they reconcile, Runa tells him about this earring the sisters had. They thought they could wear it together once they grew up but she believes Maria threw it away. Ryuuto notices the similarity and goes find it. WHAT THE HELL THIS BS, they actually find it where Maria lost it?! So it proves Maria still cares, right? In class when Maria is being commended for some outstanding prize, this is when Runa reveals the truth to everyone she is her twin sister. This is a chance to return the earring. Both sisters reconcile and the friendship plan is a success.

Episode 12
Runa now shamelessly displaying her love in public for Ryuuto. She hints there is something she wants to do on Christmas night. Oh yeah! Sorry to disappoint you horny Ryuuto (and you perverts out there), it is actually wanting to get her parents back together again. She and Maria have been planning this, hoping their family would get back together again like old times. So why involve Ryuuto? She wants to introduce him to her dad. Meanwhile in school, Ijichi has slimmed down! OMFG! He’s now a handsome hunk! He looks like a favourite K-pop star that Akari likes! So wanna confess to him? Obviously she can’t because turned him down and doing so would make her look lame! But she definitely likes him now! Meanwhile Nishina tries to confess to Nicole but she shoots him down that she already has a boyfriend. You mean she is still waiting on her ex? Ryuuto is now nervous thinking he will meet Runa’s dad. I don’t think practising with a Santa statue could help! So when Christmas night is here, mom is surprised but when dad comes in, he has a bigger surprise. Who this new woman? Oh, he is getting remarried?! He thought if Runa wanted to introduce Ryuuto, he too have to get serious. This causes Runa a lot of grief as she thought the family would come back together again. Ryuuto brings her home. She is so sad she doesn’t want him to leave her tonight. She is willing to do sex. Please don’t abandon her! Ryuuto gives in and hugs her. Oh yeah. Damn she’s hot! I mean, literally hot! As in burning up! Oh my, Runa’s sick! Ryuuto rushes her to bed and takes care of her. Nishina still won’t give up on Nicole but he sees her barging into Sekiya’s cram school (he’s sleeping anyway) to tell him that she is willing to wait. Long story short, they’re back again. Nishina gives up and joins Ijichi watching their favourite online game streamer. The best way for introverts to nurse a broken heart. Next morning, Runa feels a lot better. Ryuuto tries to cheer her up by dressing as Santa and giving her an earring. She laughs since her dad once did this. But she no longer needs him as she has Ryuuto. Later Runa talks to Nicole about her undying love for Ryuuto. Strangely, he didn’t take advantage of her when he was sick. Nicole points out it seems she wanted to have sex and if she is fantasizing a lot about Ryuuto lately, it really means she is in love. Lust, is it not?! This gives Runa hope to look forward that there is still that first time she can share with Ryuuto. On another date with Ryuuto, she dresses up as a maid at a cosplay booth to take pictures together. She is doing so because wants to turn him on and do it with him. Aren’t you the lucky one, Ryuuto? It’s all in your hands now… Or pants rather?!

My Usual Story: The Experienced Me Gets Trolled By The Inexperienced Me
Sorry folks, looks like we aren’t going to be there when Runa and Ryuuto share that special first time. Don’t you just feel envious and mad that you have waited for the entire season for it and they went nowhere near it?! GGRRRRR!!!! We get it already. You love each other so much. Especially a girl this hot and beautiful and she’s already having dirty thoughts! So let’s do it! JUST DO IT! Oh look at the time. We’re out of episode and at the season’s end. Thanks a lot for the cock teaser. Now we otaku virgins can go to bed crying feeling empty. For the record, thankfully I did not. Phew?

Well to be honest, I wasn’t expecting much from the story. After all, it is that kind of romcom genre. Everything was pretty average and passable. The usual story of our main couple getting to know each other, the more they spend time with each other, the more they fall in love for real. Don’t forget to throw in love triangle from some added drama. All pretty basic at this point. But after reaching halfway, I felt that the story had started to wander and lost its direction. Meaning, it felt like it didn’t know where to go after Maria’s advances were rejected by Ryuuto. I don’t know what they’re trying to play up here but I suppose it is more of Ryuuto-Runa drama because the second half felt draggy and like as though it was limping towards the end of the season. It was unnecessary as it was confusing. Runa and Ryuuto had it good between them. Like as though nothing would really tear them apart. Not even Maria. And then suddenly what do you know? Runa wants to break up?! What the hell? Is this the kind of season finale drama we need? Otherwise it would have been a very boring end to the season as we see our happy couple being so happily in love with each other without a care in the world that it just makes us all virgin otaku viewers jealous. Yeah. Must be that.

Having Maria trying to do NTR on Ryuuto was perhaps the spiciest and the most ‘interesting’ part of the story and everything else just pales in comparison. Unfortunately for the sake of a good happy ending, that didn’t come to be and so we’re left with utterly a boring and typical romcom anime series. Imagine if Maria was a little bit more pushy and won’t give up in trying to take Ryuuto, perhaps the series would have been a little bit more interesting. After all, both sisters are like night and day. Oh heck, such polar opposites are even hinted in their names! Then she just gave up the fight because knowing loyal Ryuuto won’t budge and that’s the end of everything. Then they try to also divert our attention with Sekiya-Nicole romance. Well, it all happened in a flash. Literally. One minute you find out they were once dating each other, the next they got back together and then soon after, no fairytale ending and then they break up! And then they’re back again. Wait. What the hell?! It makes me wonder if the author has experience in this area. Whatever. They love playing this back and forth waiting game, huh?

And so the characters themselves are pretty average. Boring, if I should say myself. Ryuuto perhaps being one of the many and countless anime protagonists who are your plain guy with nothing special. But strikes lottery and the grand prize by dating the most if not one of the most beautiful and popular girls in school. Now where have I seen such a plot before? Hajimete No Gal comes to mind. Obviously first time virgins like him would very much like it and so he does his best to keep his girlfriend happy. Yes, it’s typical. Expected. Boring. And then there is Runa oh wow, who would have thought she’d be this naïve in the dating game. How many umpteenth boyfriends she already had? And then they baited us to think she’s some kind of loose girl because she doesn’t flinch when wanting to have sex with Ryuuto. OMG. Really?! For real?! Thankfully the power of doutei and refrain trumps instant sex gratification and so we’re left disappointed in our pants.

So sorry folks, this isn’t hentai and therefore definitely no sex scenes here. Even if we always fall for the trap and false hope into seeing something despite knowing better! SOMETHING! Yeah, I guess even veterans like me still continue to fall for such obvious baiting. We’re so inexperienced when it comes to this. Really. So is sex the only thing that people like us understand?! I don’t know, but don’t go ranting passionately all the technical stuffs of certain hobbies. Because we’ll be staring into space blankly like everyone else here. You people know what they’re talking about? But yeah, we continue to fall for the trap and have been trolled the umpteenth time Runa hints about sex but the damn virgin just pushes her away and we get so disappointed in the end! Always the right time, huh? Well, keep waiting!

Ironically if I have to say, Runa having gone through so many breakups, she should have been a lot more experienced but the way I see it, she still acts as though she is inexperienced. Yeah, this coming from someone who is even more inexperienced! Heh. Anyway, my guess is that she is so because Ryuuto is a hell lot different than her previous exes. As far to my understanding, it is a very strange logic that they dumped her for being too easy. Even more mind boggling, they didn’t even have sex with her?! If they dumped her after sex then it is understandable because jerks will be jerks. This makes those exes even looking more like losers! So with Runa ending up with Ryuuto, it is perhaps a blessing in disguise since obviously he is different from the rest and cares a lot for her. Thus her ‘inexperience’ is because he is not like other jerks and this is her first time dating a genuine guy who truly loves her.

And like I’ve pointed out, that final stretch drama of wanting to break up, that was unnecessary and my guts tell me that she was just jealous. She was just acting like a child throwing tantrum and jumping the gun too soon. She thought Ryuuto would love Maria more but that’s just her childish talk. So yeah, perhaps Runa is inexperienced in the jealousy department. Had Ryuuto actually gone with it, man, I can foresee the role reversal. Runa may be regretting her actions and trying to steal back Ryuuto. Then we might see the sisters quarrel big time. Another scenario is that Maria may not be impressed and would accuse Ryuuto of having no honour. She dumps him. Ryuuto back to being alone again. He lost both girls this time. Hmm… Hey, on second thought, I think this alternate plot looks more interesting! I WANT TO SEE THIS ONE, OMFG!!!

Other characters come in as disappointing and boring. Like Maria, it was interesting to know that she was the first girl Ryuuto fell for and got rejected. Like having a buyer’s remorse, she wanted so bad to have him back just to get back at her sister. If the rest of the season was about evil Maria trying to steal Ryuuto, perhaps the series would’ve been slightly interesting but it would have gotten annoying too if I know my own guts as well. Maria was desperate to be better than Runa in some ways that her desperation to get Ryuuto back by her side wasn’t out of love. It was obvious. Even pretending to be Runa and baiting us with sex, oh yeah that’s the buzzword, now we know why guys can’t understand women, RIGHT?! Then it all turns out when she realizes she loves her sister more and doesn’t want to bring harm, she made her final peace with Ryuuto before finally becoming a docile and boring character. Oh well, at least the sisters got back together on good terms again. Yeah, it would be unsightly if the beautiful sisters continue to fight over a plain guy!

At first Nicole comes off to me as strange. Like as though she has a problem with Ryuuto. Oh you know, she always has this I-am-not-impressed looks and gives Ryuuto the stare that might just scare the hell out of him. Maybe in a way she is socially awkward because we know Nicole cares about Runa a lot. Not wanting her to go through another typical breakup, this is why she is somewhat looking sceptical at Ryuuto. Because she too as we have seen, has undergone her own breakup that she has not gotten over. So there might lie our answer to why she looks grumpy at times. Then it felt like convenience and distraction her ex is Sekiya and that whole stint towards the end was just weird. Imagine getting dumped by the same guy again. TWICE. Oh Nicole, aren’t you a loser? OOPS! DON’T BE MAD AT ME! Anyway, sometimes you want to call Sekiya for being an idiot for doing so but I have to look at his point of view. Yeah, that needing to pass to the next grade may seem BS. So my guess is that the real reason is that since he has dated her and knows he cannot make her happy (like sex?!), it is better they part ways. Better sad now than regret later. Seems reasonable. Sort of. But happy ending cliché says he can do it and so now he has to shoulder both responsibility of passing his exams and having a girlfriend. Yeah, wait till you reach parenthood, a whole new hell awaits! HAHAHA!!! Oops, sorry. Got to remember Sekiya is into Buddhist sutras so yeah, that’s where his holiness stems from. Still BS to me…

Then there are Ryuuto’s friends who are well, just there to elevate Ryuuto’s status so that he can’t really be classified as the same introvert losers as they are. Oh just kidding but it felt those characters were something along those lines. It was really strange they try to pair up Akari with Ijichi. Like as though they were going to give us similar otaku nerds some kind of hope that we too have a chance. Oh yeah, Runa and her friends are really open minded, the way they hang out with each other and all. Vibes seem good. And then Ijichi mans up and does his confession. Well, what do you know? Not only a rejection but a scathing lecture about love! Holy sh*t! Doesn’t that make you want to crawl back into your manhole and safe zone! Not to label Akari as a b*tch, but her actions seem quite reasonable. Unlike Runa and Nichole who have it bad in the dating game, Akari doesn’t want to make the same mistake and so she’s cautious. It’s not that she is against hanging out against nerds. But if you want to be serious, you have to show some commitment and not just empty words. So yeah, Akari is quite sensible otherwise her character would’ve been close to being obscure and forgettable. And now Ijichi has physically man up to Akari’s taste and now the tables are turned. It felt all her credibility flew out of the window the way she squealed at him like that. So, what was it again about looks and love? You were saying, AKARI???!!! Which means, if Ijichi goes back to being chubby, that love is gone? How shallow. It’s like she loves him for his K-pop looks only. At least, it still leaves a possibility for this pairing. Finally so as not to make Nishina look like a forgettable loser with no one to pair with, at least he tried. Now he knows and can wear that ‘badge/scar of honour’ proudly.

Art and animation are pretty okay. It is mostly clean and the visuals are mostly bright and colourful. Yes, thank Runa and her gal pals for being this flashy and colourful. They make everything look bright compared to Ryuuto and his dull looking pals. Really. I could feel all their colourfulness filling and taking away all the monotonous ambience the guys have. No wonder the girls here look pretty cute. In 2D sense, that is. It’s a reason why I got baited in watching this series. Heh. You should know by now I’m a sucker for a pretty face. Heh. This anime was done by Engi who did Uzaki-chan Wa Asobitai, Tantei Wa Mou Shindeiru, Hataage! Kemono Michi and Otome Game Sekai Wa Mob Ni Kibishii Sekai Desu. Now you know why their trademark visuals of bishoujo looked familiar, eh?

For the voice acting, Natsuki Hanae once again as a high school dating character as Ryuuto (I don’t know why he reminds me of the titular character in Masamune-kun No Revenge. Is it because I just recently saw that anime?). Aoi Koga as Maria, sounds a little bit like Kaguya-sama while Daisuke Sakaguchi as Nishina, sorry no vocal comebacks like Gintama’s Shinpachi. I almost missed up but there it is, Nobuhiko Okamoto as Mao. As long not sounding like crazy Accelerator, probably would miss his voice. The other casts are Saori Oonishi as Runa (Kaori in Arifureta), Ayaka Fukuhara as Nicole (Sayaka in Kakegurui), Tomori Kusunoki as Akari (Makima in Chainsaw Man), Tomoaki Maeno as Sekiya (Junichi in Amagami SS) and Fukushi Ochiai as Ijichi (Kimura in Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san). The opening theme, Love You Tender by Maaya Uchida is your generic and lively rock song. Nothing special to me. The same can be said for the ending theme, Aikotoba by Alia. Same generic and lively rock vibes. Personally if you ask me, both songs sound to have more noise than music. Yeah, not impressed with the ‘screeching’ electric guitar play.

Overall, this series is just average and unfortunately became boring as it reaches its end. Nothing much really happens that would even so much so constitute a game changer for the series itself. Not to mention some dumb unbelievable moments too (for plot convenience, I guess) but I can live with that. Sort of. Think this will be different than the rest of the romcoms out there? Think not. It’s the same. For the umpteenth time, those who have watched enough animes continue to be fooled by the possibility of sex with a pretty girl and even if we knew it wasn’t going to happen, we always had that wish to see how far it would go only to be disappointed in the end. Yeah, we’re still inexperienced no matter what. Too bad watching so much of such shows in this genre didn’t increase my experience level at all. Maybe I just need to watch more… Just in case… So are we ready to go rent a girlfriend if we’re so desperate to have one? Oops, wrong anime!

Yumemiru Danshi Wa Genjitsushugisha

You have loved something with all your heart, passion and soul for a very long time. However the return on investment isn’t paying off so you decides to call it quits. Cut your losses. But now that ‘investment’ seems to be doing better now after you have left. What now? That’s what I thought of for Yumemiru Danshi Wa Genjitsushugisha. In this case, boy likes girl for a very long time and is very open about it. Not so for the girl. Realizing this is going nowhere, he stopped the ‘harassing’ and with the newfound ‘freedom’, finds the company of other girls. Stop being a dreamer and become a realist. And now that girl seems to be giving confusing hints that she might want him after all. Should he go back? Should he not? Love is sure one heck of a confusing dream and reality!

Episode 1
Wataru Sajou is very much in love with fellow classmate, Aika Natsukawa. This is not even a secret and the whole school notices it. However the feeling isn’t mutual. Every day he keeps being persistent to ask her to a point she tells him off to stop being her stalker. Then suddenly he changes. It’s like he no longer has that bugging enthusiasm and this makes all his friends worry. Did all the rejection cause him to act like that? Soon, Rena Aizawa goes to chat with him for a while. He didn’t think much about it but soon there are rumours swirling that he has switched girls and is now targeting Rena. Not that Rena is saying anything to refute that either. Kei Ashida (Aika’s best friend) talks to Sajou about Rena. Her network tells her that Rena already has a boyfriend and they were both in love with each other until they recently broke up. Later when Rena comes to talk to Sajou, Kei starts to talk about the reasons she broke up. But Rena tells her off not to badmouth her ex and storms off. Sajou catches up to her to talk things over. He thinks it is time to move on as Rena also explains about why she broke with her ex because of some words he implied about her that she didn’t like. Sajou then talks about there was a girl he liked before he fell for Aika. That girl mocked him and brought her boyfriend to beat him up. Sajou was sent flying and his face rammed into Aika’s boobs. So that’s how he fell for her? She straightened things out and it was also her kindness that made him love her. And although such feelings aren’t there anymore, he still wants to support her as her fan. With that, Rena believes he knew she had an ulterior motive for this but she promises to end it and won’t do any more strange things. Rena soon gets back with her ex. Aika makes a surprise visit to Sajou’s home. So she finds it weird that he is not being weird?! Is there a problem that he is no longer chasing her and become too reasonable?! Well, even if he asks her to go out with him, would she? Thought so. He promises not to harass her anymore and they can restart again by being normal classmates. He asks if there are any friends of hers who would be interested in him. She is not impressed with that and runs off! With the change in seating arrangements, Sajou and Aika are no longer together and separated. A good start to move on and not bother her. But Kei notes he needs to take responsibility as Aika has no girl friends since Sajou was creepily attached to her. This means he needs to help make her some friends.

Episode 2
Sajou is soon met with Rin Shinomiya of the morals committee. It seems her junior, Yuyu Inatomi was spooked by him when he tried to help her. Yeah, she ran away like she saw a ghost! Anyway, from what I understand about Rin’s talk with Sajou is that she fears Yuyu is getting to be more pessimistic. Rin tried to help her but she failed because like many others who would think the same way, Rin only does it because Rin is Rin. Sajou gives some advice to keep her team’s morale going. But next day, it seems Rin and Yuyu are waiting in his class. Everyone is afraid to enter! Until Rin comes out to talk to Sajou himself. It seems Sajou used his friend’s name, Takurou Yamazaki to impersonate himself. So uhm, this is to help Yamazaki because he likes Rin? So in their room as they clear the air about this prank, the topic soon shifts about meek Yuyu worried and troubled about rejection his help to other day. She feels sorry about it and hopes to fix her insecurities on men. I guess it’s no big deal for Sajou so good luck and ganbare. When he returns, he sees Aika now having a group of friends of her own. Guess he wasn’t even needed in the first place. Now Sajou is called by his sister, Kaede who is in the student council vice president. She makes him help out since her department is busy. To motivate him, she’ll buy him a porn mag?! Is that a joke?! Aika’s friends plan to visit her home. Sajou doesn’t plan on coming. She seems disappointed. She tries asking again but Rin interjects so as to thank him for the advice because it was of great help and now she is able to support Yuyu. But now a new problem crops up. Yuyu is depressed that she isn’t able to get him to show that he understood. What she wants to know is his real opinion on this. He admits he was disappointed at Yuyu’s inconsistent resolve and apologized not because for his sake but rather she got fed up with herself by all her sense of insecurities to a point she would reject a person’s kindness. In order for her to get over that insecurity, she used that incident on him as a stepping stone. If it was a bad thing, she wouldn’t have brought Rin along but it gave her the encouragement. Rin praises him for being good at reading people and he credits it for just looking at 1 person until he stopped doing that.

Episode 3
Seeing Sajou is all by himself, Yamazaki forcefully invites him to mingle in his group. So as they talk like normal, suddenly Aika comes up to them and is not impressed. Especially with Sajou. She forcefully takes him away to a room alone. Oh dear. She looks mad. Sajou is thinking back of anything he did to offend her. Too many?! It seems she is hinting that she doesn’t like him talking to the other girls in Yamazaki’s group. Before he can answer, she tells him off not to take this the wrong way and runs away. Yeah, can’t blame him if he gets confused by the whole thing. Soon, Sajou is called by the student council president, Renji Hanawa. He has Sajou describe himself (he thinks he is just a normal guy) before asking the reason why he stopped pursuing the girl he had a crush on for many years. Apparently it seems because of Sajou’s change in behaviour, this has affected Kaede in some ways. In short, she thinks her actions have caused his behaviour to change and she is feeling guilty about it. So yeah, Hanawa has arranged for the siblings to talk it out. At the rooftop, Kaede is surprised to see her brother. Sajou tells what happened and then has her name 10 good traits about him. Can’t do it?! But she could quickly name all the normal things about him! What Sajou is trying to tell her is that, it was true he got very passionate about something. However he cooled off and that is by his own choice. However she still feels guilty for that change as she feels it is just strange for him to give up on the girl he is crushing just like that. She promises not to make fun of him or say unreasonable things. However Sajou wonders if she is trying to be a real big sister now. This isn’t the Kaede he knows and if she changes to that, it won’t be that person he knows. He tells her off to stop doing such annoying things. But at this point, Aika has eavesdropped the whole thing. She barges in and tells off Sajou not to talk bad about her sister. Apologize! What is she?! Their mother?! Wow, she’s really mad at him for that! But soon she realizes she has been following and might give off the wrong impression. So once again she runs away. Kaede returns to being normal. Back home, Sajou teases her by taking pictures of her eating his buns he bought for her. Maybe he can sell these. Well, he’s going to get what’s coming as Kaede takes up a baseball bat…

Episode 4
Aika talks to Kei about the other day her friends came to her house. So why is she sad? Apparently her little sister, Airi warmed up to her friends before she did. So is she feeling sore? She doesn’t understand she feels. Even more so about Sajou. Though, she claims he is an annoying stalker. You mean was? As Sajou eats lunch alone, next table is Rin, Yuyu and Ayano Mita. Rin doesn’t want him to eat alone but he doesn’t want to join this ‘dangerous’ line-up. But since Yuyu invites him, he joins in although Ayano doesn’t trust him and yes, she mistrusts men. Sajou notes Yuyu has changed. Did Rin make her play some otome games? No way. Yuyu is like her wife while Ayano her, uhm, mom? Rin believes Yuyu needs to be exposed to more men so as to learn they too have their good side. Takaaki Sasaki is in despair because he’s own sister seems to be texting and calling him many times when he is not around. Buranko? He is somewhat envious of Sajou and his sister since they somewhat ‘understand’ each other with just few words. Sasaki then tells him his intentions to get to know Aika better but Sajou will continue to keep his distance. Hence he weighs in on Aika being a good match for him. Later Aika wants to talk to Sajou personally. So uhm, what’s with this interrogation if she claims it isn’t important? Because she’s asking him where he eats lunch and with whom. Usually alone but today it was with Rin. So, what’s his relationship with her? Just normal. Yeah, pretty awkward. Then she talks about him changing his hair colour since first impressions count. Because she notes if his hair was brown at that time, she wouldn’t have called out to him. Did she just admit her preference? Sajou goes to dye his hair black. Kaede will help! Forget about worrying his hair coming off. What about his head! Thankfully it’s still there. With the exam results out, Sajou’s placing has dropped tremendously. Out of the top 50. Kei is even proud to be in the top 100! Yeah, she was below 200 previously! Aika on the other hand has improved a lot and she is 2nd in the grade. He notes the transfer student, Claudine Marika Shinonome taking top spot. Aika laughs when she sees Sajou’s dyed hair. He is shocked and almost died of a heart attack. A joke but Aika doesn’t get it.

Episode 5
Sajou notices Claudine trying to look for Aika. So he goes to tease that blondie until she gets irritated and leaves. On a rainy day, Sajou saves Aika from being splashed by an inconsiderate driver by blocking it. But that resulted in him getting sick in class. He sleeps through the first few periods. And when he wakes up, he still feels bad. He gets permission to head to the infirmary but he collapses! Oh the drama. Some flashback about his past where he often puts up an act different than his usual character. Then some accident happened and the appearance of Aika. Resting in the infirmary, Aika and Kei are assured he has a cold and overstrained himself. Aika couldn’t concentrate in class and keeps thinking about him. Later the duo visit him again and looks like he is awake but staring into space. Aika feels guilty of what happened but he doesn’t want her to get close so as not to spread the cold to her and eventually Airi. Yeah, still reeling from the headache. You know it’s a big thing when even Rin and Kaede comes to check on him. Next day he obviously stays home but gets a surprise visit by Aika and Kei. Everybody was worried since he didn’t even replied the group message. Yeah, it reached triple digits! Next day when he is well and back in class, he has to put up with Claudine who once again wants to see Aika. When she does, to cut things short, she is running for student council presidency. But as a first year, she is at a disadvantage compared to seniors. Because Aika is cute, she wants her as her poster girl and support her campaign. Sorry, but Sajou has to tell it won’t work because Aika stands out a lot. This means people will think she is the one running for presidency and not Claudine. The clincher is when Sajou says that Aika is cuter than her! Claudine takes her leave since she doesn’t want to attract bad rep. But now Aika is filled with embarrassment. Sajou actually doesn’t see the problem. Because she should be numb by it given the countless times he told how cute she is in the past. Well, now it’s different since he sounded so confident. Aika tells him off about this embarrassment. But he notes she is even cuter! That’s it for her. Don’t look at me! Runs away in embarrassment. Kawaii.

Episode 6
Rin wants Sajou to join the morals committee. At this rate, the seniors will retire and their goal to have guys join it will go unrealized. Too bad Sajou doesn’t want to shoulder that responsibility and turns her down. But WTF, Yuyu being nice to him so Rin and Ayano get jealous and blame him?! WTF?! Is this morally correct?! Well, he just got his hair ruffled but nothing that Aika can fix later on. With the summer break here, because the school will have some tour during that, there will a few students who will need to come back to help out. Sajou and Aika are one of the candidates. Sajou didn’t get pick and the unlucky one goes to Hiroto Tabata. However because of his cram school, Sasaki offers to swap places with him. Aika is also chosen and Kei is not too happy Sajou is being indifferent about it. As Sajou works as a bookstore keeper, he spots a young boy being bullied outside. He goes to help him and realizes he is Sasaki’s younger brother, Kouta. Then his sister, Fuuka comes to pick him up and is very grateful for Sajou’s help. Yeah, quite a pleasant lady. Feel like falling in love? Back home, Kaede asks Sajou if he still intends to join the morals committee. No? Then join the student council. He almost choked on his drink. He doesn’t want to but Kaede believes in his administrative skills and wants him to think about it. As Sajou continues his job, Fuuka comes to visit. It is to thank him for the other day and give a present as thanks. Then they chat for a while and obviously she hints she takes a liking for him. Because she hopes to come back again. By all means, please do. Sajou opens the present and thinks it would be some elegantly laced handkerchief. Turns out it has animal prints. So does Fuuka see him as a child?

Episode 7
Fuuka and Sajou on a date at the beach?! Well, she came into the shop one morning and asked about things, he made some suggestions, she looked like she wanted to go and so here they are. Meanwhile, Aika, Airi and Kei have the same idea to head to the beach. They wanted to invite Sajou too so as to act as a bag carrier but looks like he isn’t home. So we see Sajou and Fuuka at the beach. Fuuka dropping hints on this guy. Then they are at this craft store to get something. He wants to get it as a birthday gift for an acquaintance so Fuuka wonders if she is girlfriend. He denies it and explains about his unrequited love. While he felt nothing gained during his years chasing after Aika, however had he not fall in love, he would’ve remained a child. Not sure about this seashell he wants to craft to give to Aika but as long as he can see her smile, everything is okay. Even if she doesn’t like it, the important part is that he gave something to her. But Sajou has the biggest shock of his life when he learns Fuuka is actually not a college woman but a middle school girl! OMFG! Those freaking proportions really warped his perception! Fuuka soon asks about him doing his best for someone who doesn’t love him back. One day if she falls in love, maybe she’ll understand. Yeah, now she’s asking if this is that kind of love. But he thinks after hearing his story, maybe it’s better not to fall in love? As they leave, Sajou couldn’t complete the gift. But he promises the next time, he’ll get something for her. Meanwhile Aika and co are having their fun. She thought she saw Sajou. Must be her imagination. Sajou gets a surprise text from Kei that it was a waste he didn’t come with them to the beach. Because here is a pic of Aika in her swimsuit!

Episode 8
With Sajou’s part time term coming to an end, obviously a poster to hire a new replacement. That person is Mina Ichinose who is Sajou’s classmate and a very shy and quiet girl. The owner welcomes her and hires her on the spot! Apparently she is a regular customer so that old guy is happy to have her. Of course Sajou can’t just leave and needs to teach her the ropes. Well, let’s just say she is so meek that you wonder if she is going to be okay when he’s gone. Is she going to get emotional on everything? Then an arrogant customer walks in. Can’t he just STFU?! Although Sajou manages to smooth things over, too bad Mina is so freaking traumatized and in tears! He had to tell the owner as emergency. His wife talks to her but eventually Sajou talks to her. He is in a dilemma whether to make her quit but eventually thinks it is best for her to do so. However she starts crying and begs not to force her to quit! She’ll do anything! Gee, this is awkward! So I guess Sajou has to call Kei and Aika for some advice. I think he doesn’t want to sound like a dick so he puts it ambiguous first. I made a girl cry and beg, what should I do! Be more specific! It sounds like he is guilty of something. So eventually they give their advice. Next day, it seems Mina is a changed person and can handle things herself without breaking down. She saw some videos last night on customer service so it really helped. During the break, he asks why she is so adamant on this job. To be independent. She wants to be detached from her older brother (who is that huge guy from the morals committee – bet you can’t tell they’re related) whom she loves so much. Sajou gets more than he bargained for as he starts to hear her continue about this issue. Apparently they started to interact less when he started having a girlfriend. And then one day when she came home, she saw him making out with his girlfriend! Oh my! Too much unwanted info for Sajou to hear!!!

Episode 9
Sajou may have regretted hearing this but he realizes that the brother whom she loves so much, now his girlfriend has taken her place so she wants to detach herself from him. Letting all that out has got a positive effect on her since Mina is now working much better. After Sajou introduces Fuuka, since they’re both bookworms, Fuuka eagerly becomes Mina’s friend. She might be a little bit scary talking enthusiastically like that… To help train Mina deal with customers, Sajou and Fuuka act like troublesome customers but nothing serious that would lead to trauma. Back home, Sajou realizes Mina has been talking a lot to him because there is no one in school she can talk to as she is always by her own. Mina continues to work but those memories of that day her onii-chan brought back Yuri Hanaoka was traumatizing enough. Yeah, the way she was close to him and even using their utensils! No wonder she couldn’t take it. One day, it seems her brother has found her where she works. He wants to talk but Mina cowers behind Sajou! Seeing those eyes that need help, Sajou has all of them talk in a more appropriate place. Sajou explains the relationship he has with Mina is nothing more than just senior-junior other than being classmates. Onii-chan has always wanted to apologize to her and was trying hard to find her. It seems the siblings are not on talking terms since that day. He hopes Mina can come back and do stuffs like they used to together. What about Yuri? She is an understanding woman and won’t steal her place. In fact, Yuri is also here to help convince Mina to come back. She doesn’t want this to be the reason their family relations sour. Even more so, taking up a job that doesn’t fit her personality. With Mina staying silent, Sajou talks on her behalf. He tells them Mina is doing a great job. Plus, it’s not like they expect Mina to stay the same and always be by their side. One day she is going to leave the nest and that is natural. In the end, they shouldn’t decide Mina’s future until she explains it herself. They understand and leave. Mina rues Sajou has to stand up for her again. He explains that he doesn’t get all that family circumstances thingy but as his senior he has watched her and she did her best. Despite all the trials and tribulations, she continued to work hard. If all that came to nothing, there is no way he would be okay with it. Well, he just made her cry. Not sure if she’s offended or happy… With Mina talking naturally with Fuuka, her training period is over and now she becomes a full-fledged part timer.

Episode 10
Sajou confused about Fuuka acting like a high schooler while Mina acting like a middle school girl is the least of his worries. Because Kaede wants him to help her with the school tour. It seems there were lots of applicants so the ones who got selected aren’t going to be enough. Plus, she wants him to take responsibility for rejecting Rin. Not joining the morals committee, that is. And so Kaede is never hearing the end of it, Rin complaining to her about it! So she forces her brother to call Rin and volunteer himself to help. At first Rin declines but I guess Kaede is abusing Sajou behind the phone so Sajou would ‘gladly’ want to help out. Sajou meets Rin at school as she tells him the job he needs to do during the tour. Meanwhile Sasaki seemingly tries to hit on Aika. But she has to reject his invitation, citing excuse she needs to take care of Airi. What’s with the long sad face, Sasaki? But now we see Aika’s side of the flashback when she first met Sajou. When he made that blunder then, she went to help him not out of pity or kindness but rather because no one helped him and only stared in shock, she ended up seeing herself in him. Next day, Sajou thanked her but also confessed he wanted to go out with her. Obviously she rejected him. However that did not dampen Sajou’s spirits and for the longest time, he continued to be with her and offered his help. He maintained his optimism and all. Thanks to this ‘stalking’, Aika gained some friends. Looking back, thanks all that, it felt like some burden was lifted off her shoulders. Sajou continued his usual positively stalking ways and Aika remained unimpressed in certain ways although she was satisfied with the way things were going in life. Aika is so deep in thoughts about Sajou that even Sasaki can tell! He asks her about it and did it hit a nerve? Well, Aika can’t believe she said it herself that she misses him! Then she sees him in school. She goes after him. I don’t know if this is funny or what because she keeps missing him! She’s running here and there and all over the place but can’t seem to actually catch him?! Is this some Twilight Zone or something?! And then when she does, she crashes into him. In a hurry?

Episode 11
The duo awkwardly talk. She learns he has been working with Mina and asks some stuffs but doesn’t ask further. This makes him feel even more awkward. Then she asks him about that photo Kei sent him and needs him to hand his handphone over so she can delete it. This causes her to fall close to him. Looking romantic. Until Kei shows up. The trio talk. Not really sure what it is since I don’t really understand. Then Aika and Sasaki handle a group of middle school girls in their school tour and among them is Fuuka. As they go around, they see a group of middle school guys trying to harass Rena. Aika goes to tell them off and doesn’t need such people in their school. The boys regret their actions and apologize. The school tour continues until they see Sajou. This delights Fuuka as she goes to greet him. It gets more complicated as she puts him on a pedestal for all the things they’ve done together. Yeah, why does she have to make it sound so ambiguous? Sajou knows he is in serious sh*t. So much so, Sasaki knows the chaos that will come after and ‘abandons’ Sajou with Aika. See that Aika smile? Sajou is so dead meat. But of course she’s no savage beast so she goes for diplomacy. With Kei, they talk about that issue and make him spill all the beans. In the end, Aika wants him to hang out with her too. I mean, if he could hang out with so many people, might as well add her to his list. Sounds good to Sajou.

Episode 12
On a rainy day, Aika takes shelter in the bookstore. So she’s here to see him? She sounds a bit jealous Sajou is close to Fuuka and Mina. This little struggle causes her to trip as he catches her. Hope the rest don’t take this the wrong way. Also, she is here to ask him to come to her house. You think he’d reject that?! So yeah, Sajou is outside her house all nervous. Thank goodness Kei ringing the doorbell or he’ll be standing out there forever. Ready or not, ding dong! Sajou meets Airi for the first time. He gets tired out since she is so energetic! This cute little thing has never been like that. I mean, she’s jumping all over him and riding him like a horse! OMG. I hope no lolicon awakening. Yeah, safe to say, Airi takes a liking for him. Heck, Kei even teases and poses the question if Airi would like a big brother! Then Sajou also meets her mom but since time is short, they’ll talk next time. Hey, at least there is next time! So as Aika walks with Sajou, she talks about how school life has been enjoyable lately. It wasn’t always like this. Before Sajou could blame himself, she hints that if not for him, school life wouldn’t have been fun. Then she also hints despite all the fun things she has experienced, it is not the same as before. Because he wasn’t there. Sajou claims he doesn’t want to be a hindrance but Aika quickly points out he is where she belongs! Is this some sort of confession? Cue for fireworks to scare her so she could huddle close to Sajou. How romantic. Want to stay like this forever? Apparently not. So why is Aika still looking sad? She wants him to come talk to her like before. Because she gets thrown off if he is not there with her. I believe that settles it. A bit shy at first but they walk home holding hands. There’s a start. New school term starts. Sajou and Aika walking to school together looking shy and all. But at least they can still laugh together.

The Realist Is Still A Dreamer Boy
It seems they had to drag out the final episode between Sajou and Aika so as to remind us how this whole ‘mess’ started. Yeah, with all that talking and drama, it feels like a roundabout way for Aika to ask Sajou to continue stalking her. Oops, I mean, just short of saying it exactly for him to date her. I’m sure all hesitation and doubts will be blown away and cleared if she just said that. But I suppose it has gotten to a point where it is awkward for them to be awkward so it’ll take a little bit more of awkwardness to see if they really want to go the way as an official couple. Is this reality? Is this a dream? All just pretty confusing and trolling to us viewers! But yeah, we all should know better.

Well, I have to be honest, I don’t know what the heck is going on. I thought this was going to be some sort of romcom with Sajou and Aika miscommunicating with each other and hence lots of those cliché moments of misunderstanding. Well, it was not. Honestly, I don’t even know how to summarize what this series about. I read that some opined this had the same vibes as Oregairu. Well, to a certain extend I agree. Because both are confusing as f*ck and I don’t f*cking understand what the heck is going on! So if I really had to summarize what the plot of this series is about, it would be Sajou trying to move on, makes friends with other girls and also helps solves whatever issues they have and at the same time, Aika getting worried he is paying more attention to other people than her. Yeah. I think that is what the whole thing is about. Boring!!!

Sad to say, the characters do not impressed me and just leaves me confused or bored. Or both. Take Sajou for instance. As the main character who gets rejected by Aika all the time and never having lose his mojo and optimism on her, suddenly he decided to have a new direction in life. Which is pretty normal seeing nobody wants to be a loser forever. Then he goes about in his normal life, trying to be less flashy when he was trying to court Aika. Understandable. But then the script says he must bump into a few other girls with their own problems because now no longer a dreamer but a realist, he somewhat uses his realistic approach to help solve them. Most of the time, I don’t really get it and for the most part, it sounded like Sajou didn’t want to get into too deep in their problem but still has this responsibility to see it through otherwise it will somehow haunt him. So being the nice realistic guy, offers a bit of 2 cents worth of sound advice and yeah, problem somewhat solved and possibly the girls having some sort of feelings for him. I may be wrong in that analysis but hey, I’m just freaking bored! In short, Sajou isn’t anything special a main character to me. Not impressed.

As for Aika, she is starting to have this annoying vibes because the guy who was her rock solid stalker, oops I mean supporter, someone who was always there for her, suddenly just decided to walk away from it all. Well, well. Doesn’t that make her lonely. Yeah, I bet it is. That is why she is having that worried looks all over her face as she often steals glances of Sajou or worry about his whereabouts. It’s like she’s being a tsundere but without the tsun because she is trying to hint that she actually likes him from her words and actions but can’t actually say her true feelings because reasons. And so this whole drama of Aika being some worrywart for Sajou drags out for a dozen episodes. I see it as her fault for not returning his feelings and now you want it back? Be glad he is still a friend supporting her in some ways but not as feverishly as before. But it seems she wants more now. So do you want him or not? It seems so because she can’t be herself if he isn’t around. Oh, but he is around and she’s acting like this? Confusing. Yeah, it’s strange to see Aika putting up a sad face most of the time. Until she truly gets her feelings across him properly, Aika is going to be one helluva annoying girl in my books. After all, if it is going to be the guy who stalks her, might as well be the one whom she is familiar with. Hey, Sajou wasn’t just any stalker. He WAS Aika’s stalker! He is her safe zone! HAHAHA! Sighs… But I can imagine if Aika wants him back and be honest about it, I believe Sajou would still want to come back to her fold. The ball is in your court, Aika…

I don’t know if Kei is like the third wheel between Aika and Sajou. I think not. She mediates between both of them with her very sporting-like behaviour. Without her, the interaction between the duo might be even more awkward and who knows? Maybe all this would never have happened in the first place. Kaede feels like a very pushy person who is always imposing on her little brother like as though she is doing it for his own good but it certainly is for her own benefit. I’m not saying she is a bad person but it’s because she is his elder sister and holds the vice position in the student council, somehow it gives her the authority to boss him around. I don’t know. Does Sajou have a choice in turning her down? Yup. I thought so.

Then the rest of the other characters or should I say the girls, even more forgettable. I feel that they met Sajou and have their problems solved in such a manner so as to increase his reputation and in a way makes Aika jealous and even more so in wanting him back. That’s the only role and reason I can see for their existence. Apparently there is no romantic connection here as far as I can see. Not even for Fuuka. Just trolling us. After their role is done, they fall into obscurity. Like Rena being the first one but everything happened and ended in the first episode itself! I thought she would be a mainstay or at least a reasonably formidable character for the rest of the season but I guess I was wrong. Then next came Yuyu, which I believe she wasn’t even making proper appearances. What I meant is that Rin is the one who was always seeking Sajou. Even after Yuyu’s case was done, Rin continued to be the one who liaised with Sajou rather than Yuyu, making her even more forgettable in my books. Then double trouble in Fuuka and Mina but everything turned out pretty meh. But not as disappointing as Claudine. The way she projected herself, like as though she was going to be the next problem but that faded away and nothing came out of it. Perhaps in future chapters of the novel. But not the anime. In fact, there are way more characters (as I briefly Google about the series) that don’t appear in the anime. So perhaps that is why these girls feel unsatisfyingly inadequate in the adapted animation.

For the art and animation, I think I want to go ahead and label this as mediocre. Don’t let the cute looking girls fool you. Sure, everybody here looks cute and even more so Airi who might convert some into lolicons. Thank goodness I’m not one of them. But anyway, other than such kawaii eye candies, the animation itself leaves a lot to be desired. Often I noticed the animations and facial expressions are very stiff and thus the characters making odd looks or movements. Therefore I am in a dilemma if Aika looks like that because of her character’s emotions or because of the second rate animation. Even more so, the characters have this one kind look and some looking close to each other that I mistake them for the other. Like Sajou and Sasaki, Rena and Yuyu. Maybe I need to have my eyes checked. Nah! There’s nothing wrong with my eyes! But at least the background and sceneries are pretty decent. Better looking than the characters’ animation if I should say. This anime is jointly done by Studio Gokumi and Axsiz who have done many anime titles together like Jidou Hanbaiki Ni Umarekawatta Ore Wa Meikyuu Wo Samayou, Kiniro Mosaic, Shuumatsu No Harem and Seiren.

Voice acting, didn’t recognize anybody in particular (except for Mikako Komatsu as Kaede) nor am I impressed with anybody too. The casts include Naoya Miyase as Sajou (Sei in Futsal Boys), Akiho Suzumoto as Aika (Natsuha in The Idolmaster Shiny Colors), Yumiri Hanamori as Kei (Nadeshiko in Yuru Camp), Kaori Ishihara as Rin (Reki in HIdan No Aria), Yukari Anzai as Yuyu (Momo in Release The Spyce), Iori Saeki as Mina (Menou in Shokei Shoujo No Virgin Road), Minami Kurisaki as Fuuka (Pipi in Watashi No Oshi Wa Akuyaku Reijou), Genki Muro as Sasaki (Magna in Black Clover) and Karin Nanami as Claudine (Meiya in Muv-Luv Alternative). The opening theme, Paraglider by Kaori Ishihara sounds like generic anime pop rock and the same can be same for the ending theme, Yume Wa Mijikashi Koiseyo Otome by Akiho Suzumoto. On a trivial note, the ending credits animation seems very high quality only because they used actual photos of the sceneries and superimpose it with our 2D characters. Like I’ve pointed out, if only the episode proper itself was this high quality for the characters at least I wouldn’t have any qualms…

Overall, I have only myself to blame for having some sort of expectations for this kind of series and then it turns out way differently than what I expected. But still, it is boring and confusing and although it is no Oregairu it is still boring and confusing! So I guess the lesson learnt here is that you don’t know the value and worth of something until you lose it. And that second opportunities do not come around the second time so strike when the iron is hot! Aika missed the boat despite all the obvious signs and it’s like she’s stuck in the past rather than moving on. Thank goodness that ship has not sailed that far so she’s able to jump aboard although she may fall short a bit. Heh. What the heck did I just say? But yeah, Aika feels a lot like the dreamer girl here. Just like me, an eternal dreamer who always keep dreaming there will better animes to watch but the reality is that many of them are just crappy sh*t. And to keep watching them every season, maybe I’m not a dreamer or a realist. Just plain dumb :’(…

Suki Na Ko Ga Megane Wo Wasureta

When you keep forgetting stuffs, there must be something wrong with your brain, right? Oh, who am I to say? I keep forgetting many things my whole life! But anyway… Imagine if you are in love with a girl. But she always keeps forgetting her glasses. For some reasons. And she is as blind as a bat without them. Hence the much needed romantic trolling to for close proximity between the characters. I could only think of that for Suki Na Ko Ga Megane Wo Wasureta. Sometimes forgetting the most important daily item in your life could be a blessing to others.

Episode 1
Kaede Komura tells us that he is in love with Ai Mie, so to be clear we don’t form any other weird conclusions. He sits next to her in class and despite her weird behaviour, he has fallen for her. But one day she seems to have forgotten her glasses. So don’t mind her glaring at you angrily. She’s just squinting. But yeah, how does she even get to school if she cannot see?! As she can’t see clearly and is struggling around, he offers to share his textbook. Obviously with Mie putting her face so damn close, his heart is beating too fast and feeling uncomfortable. I mean, he likes it but damn, this is still too close. Then she also puts her face really close to his so as to see his face. Nah. Couldn’t see a damn thing. Then as he heads home, he finds Mie putting on his shoes?! Wrong shoes of course. Already blind, she was grappling around with the other shoeboxes so I guess she got tired and put on this pair which is his. Which is also too big for her feet. Komura helps find her own shoebox but there’s a frog in it?! Don’t worry, she doesn’t mind. Just not into that slimy feel after that. Noticing her shoelaces untied, he helps to tie it for her. She thanks him for helping her a lot today. She gets close to his face so as to remember him. Nope. Still can’t see. Later Komura learns she lives very near to school and that’s how she manages to arrive safely. He hopes that she would forget her glasses again. Next day, true enough it happened! Actually, she accidentally stepped on them! Oh man, did Komura just curse her! But she is still adamant to play dodgeball! Can she?! Komura wants to take responsibility by standing in front of her. Yeah, got hit. Out you go. In class, Mie totally falls asleep as the teacher calls her name. Komura needs to wake her up but fears touching her. Luckily Komura manages to fool him by claiming she forgot her glasses and that she needs to be this close to her textbook, hence not sleeping. Then she wakes up, takes another close look at Komura and thinks he is her dad?! Is she still in dreamland?! Yup, she then falls back to sleep but this time on his shoulder. Wow, an excruciating moment where Komura wants it to last forever. As Komura gets used to her face close ups, he thought she can’t see his blushing face but couldn’t be more surprised when she claims she can see his face now. Divine retribution?

Episode 2
The forgetful disease strikes again! Actually, her glasses broke, remember? Worse, Mie is on lunch duty with Komura. Can she give exact portions without seeing? Komura once again has to play her support and wouldn’t mind taking over but Mie insists she will do it. So she’s serving stew and giving everyone more potatoes but less meat. Komura wonders if she is keeping them for herself. But she soon says she is keeping it for him as thanks for his help. Lunch couldn’t be tastier. Yeah, the curry lover just became a stew lover. You wonder why Mie has never tried contacts after being ‘blind’ for so long. Well, she is afraid of them. Nevertheless she tries to put them on. Since she is still scared, Komura announces he will protect her even if she can’t see. Did he just make that announcement public? Her smile is the clincher. When Mie has a glasses on, why is she squinting? It’s stuffy outside and it’s fogging her glasses. When she sees a stranger in class, she panics. Komura points out he is one of their classmates. He just had his glasses on. This has Mie wonder if others will recognize her too. It doesn’t matter as long as Komura does. You bet he will. Mie soon exchanges contacts with him in case she needs to call him for help if she forgets her glasses. So this is going to be habitual? Why can’t she ask her family? Too embarrassing. I guess she isn’t with him? And so the first message to meet up in town. Uhm, how she make it here without her glasses? Somehow she lost them?! This means Komura has to hold her hand throughout. Like a date?! At a café, she can’t even see the cake before her and miss?! SERIOUSLY?! IS IT THAT BAD?! Komura jokes he can feed her but she really opens her mouth! Do it! So they head to a spectacle shop to get a pair. After getting her new glasses, she still wants to hang out with him since now she can see him. Date extension! Good thing this isn’t all a dream. Yeah, Komura pinched himself so hard it hurts. A bit sick, Mie wears a mask to school. It fogs up her glasses. When Komura is gone for a while, she now notices the other classmates but can’t help think of Komura. So when he gets back, he is puzzled she is glassless. Uhm, she forgot them?!

Episode 3
Komura seeing Mie acting like a cat. Obviously she forgot her glasses and thought this plastic bag is a cat! Komura resisting to take pictures but feeling pity for her, he starts to meow. To his surprise, she pets him thinking he is a cat before realizing it is Komura. Did you see a kitty around? What do you think? In class, Komura is disheartened to see Ren Azuma helping Mie with her stuffs. Obviously he is a handsome and popular guy. Then when she thanks Komura, Azuma corrects her. This makes her embarrassed because she really thought it was him. Now a serial forgetter, her friends tell her not to squint too much. Next time Komura sees her, she’s having such beautiful eyes. Of course it won’t last long as she is back to squinting. Mie trying to have Komura train her to do shiritori. As it gets more intense, she ends it with his name. Technically she lost but Komura lost in many other ways. On class duty, Komura notices a cockroach next to Mie. So as not to startle her, he has her come closer to him. Then a classmate saw it and screams. Mie panics and hugs him all over! On another day, Mie forgot her glasses but it’s on her forehead! When she realizes so, she accidentally drops it. Now she allows Komura to put it back on but why does it look like she is waiting for a kiss! He manages to do so but after all the flustering and embarrassing feelings. A girl dropped a love letter and Mie picked it up. As she can’t read, Komura helps her. Oh, it’s for Azuma! Then she goes back to class to directly give it to him before everyone! Now everyone is abuzz about Mie liking Azuma and when some ask, Mie doesn’t bat an eyelid to say she likes him. Of course Komura wonders she meant a different like. This makes Komura jealous as he starts to overthink. But realizes in comparison he is nothing as Azuma is better than him in many aspects. So when he tries to ask her, she asserts she does. Though, she can’t understand why so many are asking her this. But she says she is quite attached to Komura so it is not a surprise that she likes him too. Oh, now he is wondering what kind of like that is. Azuma then gives a reply letter to Mie. Can’t read. Do the honours, Komura. WHAT?! Even Azuma is asking him. He peeks into the letter as it says Komura likes Mie. Azuma then clears the air to others that Mie only delivered someone’s letter for him. And Mie is waiting on what the letter says. Uhm… Thanks for delivering the letter?

Episode 4
Mie chose the wrong coffee at the vending machine. Black. She gives it to Komura to drink. Does he not like it? Well, he is more worried about the indirect kiss! Eventually he chickens out and says he doesn’t like it. Komura is late for school. As he runs, he also sees Mie running. OMG, is she running blindly?! Thinking he is a stranger, Komura notes her messy hair but then Mie is worried about it because she doesn’t want Komura to see it. Oops. Hey, how can she see the light is green to cross the road! Mie has been tasked to change the bulletin board flyer. It’s a bit high so she can’t reach. Komura helps but he too can’t reach. Eventually it is Azuma who helps solve it. Komura laments he was only a bit taller but Mie doesn’t want him to get taller. Otherwise she can’t be this close to his face! Seriously? Komura praying to God he won’t grow! During class, some classmates notice a cloud shaped like a heart. But because the strict teacher is telling them to focus and Mie once more forgot her glasses, she gives up. Noting she wanted to see it so much, back home Komura sends her a pic of it and it made her day. Mie brought her glasses but seems to have misplaced it. Narumi Someya calls out to Komura as she has found Mie’s glasses left in the bathroom sink. She then puts them on Komura’s face. Dizzy from the thick lenses, in order to regain his balance he does a wall slam on her. Mie returns and how the heck could she see this?! She tries to push Komura away but she looks so cute in doing so that it’s funny! Komura once more accompanies Mie to the glasses shop as she is going to buy another pair as replacement. As she tries many, she asks for his opinion. Komura is taking this really seriously so he doesn’t want to give half assed comments. Too bad it mostly comes out as lame and generic. He apologizes for not being useful. Noting he is stressed about it, she puts on a pair and gives the nicest smile. This will do. But next day, did she forget her glasses? Well, she slept with it on and it broke. Oh dear.

Episode 5
It’s Valentine’s Day and Komura hopes he could get chocolates from her. Speaking of her, she overheard it! You want what? He fears being rejected means the end of him. But luckily she doesn’t have her glasses, she doesn’t catch on the surrounding theme is Valentine. As they shop together, Komura tries to distract her from the various Valentine offers. But soon she realizes what is happening and puts the puzzle pieces together. Then she asks if what he said then was he wanted Valentine chocolates from her. He thought this is it for him but she says she is planning to give chocolates to her friends including him. So is he supposed to be happy or sad? In class, Mie gives her chocolates to everyone. When it is Komura’s turn, she has given all and has none. She feels embarrassed as Komura contemplates of confessing to her. But then she wants him to wait for her after school. Due to today’s embarrassment, she will do anything he asks for. Anything. In that case, he wants her to listen to him. Obviously he wants to confess but he panics and his voice can’t come out. Maybe next time when he can say it properly and when she can see his face. She’ll note to not forget her specs but then he changes to when he is ready for it. She accepts and will be waiting. Then she realizes she has one in her pocket and hands it to him. Komura vows to confess by next year. Hopefully. A month later, because Mie ate too many chocolates, every girl’s nightmare of gaining weight! So you bet she wants to hold that off and hopes Komura can stop her if she gets the temptation to binge on it. Too bad, Komura can’t give his White Day chocolates now. Then Azuma casually gives it to her. This tempts her to eat one and gives excuse she can’t see and thought is her cough drops. The same thing happens when other guys do the same. When she really can’t take it anymore and is going to eat Azuma’s, Komura gets desperate. If she is going to eat, why not eat his? Perfect timing for his White Day gift. She eats it and puts on the greatest satisfactory smile. Thank you, Komura. He isn’t sure if this is victory or defeat.

Episode 6
Mie has filled up some stamp card and needs to post it. Of course she forgot her glasses and Komura will be happy to accompany her there. However when his friends invite him to hang out at a new video arcade, he turns them down. Mie notices this and soon changes her mind she’ll be okay alone so he can do whatever he wants. So as she tries to get on her day without bothering Komura, obviously she fumbles her way through. Soon he finds out the reason she is doing so as he notes she is trying to be considerate to him. But she also notes that it makes her happy when he is around and can’t help to have him for herself. You heard that right. Eventually he accompanies her to post the card. He too notes he wants to have her for himself. It is the new school term as Komura and Mie will be seniors. Because others note Mie looks angry, Komura realizes only he has gotten used to her glares. He thinks of helping her look less tense. Not sure tickling her hands would help her or make him even more nervous. Because when his name is called to get an award, he starts feeling nervous. But he thinks back of all the great times with Mie, that calmed him down. Yeah, how time flies when you’re having fun. It’s a good thing Komura and Mie are in the same class for their third year although their seating is now separate from each other. While he is at the back, Mie is at the front. At least she has Azuma to help. Yeah, he’s being casual with her. Then she realizes she got her seat number wrong and moves. Now neighbours with Someya, can Komura’s heart rest in peace? He notices she can’t help steal glances at him. Is she worried about him? But soon, Komura’s neighbour, Yuika Hibuchi gets up and talks to Mie. It seems she can’t see well and wants to switch places. Mie agrees. And so, Komura and Mie are back to being neighbours again. But will she be alright? She too has vision problems. True. But she switched because she doesn’t want to get caught dozing off in class! And also not wanting to be caught for looking back at him in class. Is she trying to say something?! Komura is too afraid to ask at this point!

Episode 7
In today’s art class, as usual Mie forgets her glasses. They have to pair up and draw each other faces. So can Mie draw Komura from her memory? Be my guess. Oh my, he looks cute! Or is this how she actually sees him?! Mie may have remember to bring her glasses to day but forgot to take them home and left it right on her desk! So when Komura sees this, he texts her about it. She is okay to leave it there but since it is the weekend and he is worried it will be broken, she gives permission to take it home with him. Yeah, he feels like as though he is bringing a part of Mie home, huh? As he puts it in his room, obviously he can’t focus because each time he sees the glasses, he sees a full vision of Mie. But don’t worry about Mie, she has a spare glasses back home. Afraid it might be dirty, she calls him to check. He panics more. But otherwise it’s a normal conversation. As Mie’s glasses continue to sit nicely in place, Komura can’t sleep. For the entire weekend! In class, a classmate points out Mie has got a bed head. As she didn’t bring her glasses, she didn’t know and now she panics as class will soon start. Will she look bad? Obviously for Komura, she looks cute. She then asks his opinion. Since he says she looks fine, in that case she won’t mind it. When Komura’s shoulders ache, she wants to give him a shoulder massage. I believe it is not her assurance why she is good at it that is making him worry. So he lets her and it is of course better than heaven. Once done, she writes it in her note that this is one of the things she can do for him as he is always helping her. Now he wishes she would add to be by his side in that list. Getting a bit greedy? Mie tries to wake up Komura sleeping in class before it starts. Since he isn’t waking up, she takes a closer look at him. Examining his face, hair and eventually touching his hand. Oh, he is now awake. Oops. Awkward! She claims since she has her glasses on, she thought of taking a better look at him. Uhm… Okay… Still awkward… In that case, he can examine her all he wants. That’s going too far!

Episode 8
On a rainy day, Mie forgot her glasses. Yes, stepped into a puddle. Wet socks. Not really liking it. She takes it off and wants to throw it away. Komura is forced to continue looking at the rain. Mie wants Komura to push her on the swing. Best chance to touch her? But after he gets it going, he realizes she might be exposing herself and abruptly stops it. Their face close to each other. Of course Mie assures she is wearing shorts underneath but can’t help wonder if Komura stopped was because she was heavy! Deep one night, Komura suddenly gets a call from Mie. What gives? Actually she called the wrong number. She is having a sleepover at her friend’s place. She wanted to go to the toilet but couldn’t find her glasses. She went in the dark but gave up and got scared. She thought she called her friend’s number. She wants him to keep her company by singing a song because they saw a scary movie. So the school song is supposed to calm her down? Well, she’s laughing. Komura senses her mom coming and fears she might find out he is still awake. So he starts muttering and whispering to Mie. She gets a bit of a shock as his whisper sounded so close. When the close is clear, Komura keeps her company till she returns to bed. She returns the favour and whispers to him too. Can he sleep for the rest of the night? When Komura follows a stray cat into school, he stumbles into a girl trying to confess to Azuma! Quick, hide! Worse, the cat is with him and purring! Even worse, Mie is coming into the picture! She’s actually looking for the cat! Meow! The cat goes to her and Komura hopes they will stay that way. Too bad the cat goes off and with Mie going to walk into the line of sight of the confessor, Komura quickly pulls her towards him. Then they hear the girl confessing to Azuma but only to be turned down by him since he is in love with someone. But it’s still awkward for Mie and Komura. Though, Mie actually knows what is going on. Komura thinks of going for it someday. Why does it sound like a fancy way of never?!

Episode 9
It’s time for the field trip. Komura’s friends know he wants to be in Mie’s group. Has been looking at her for some time. Now he needs to balls to go ask her. Similarly, Mie’s friends know she wants Komura to be with her. Always helping out when she forgot her glasses, eh? So the friends come to an understanding to join each other and now their group is complete. On the day itself, Mie is running late, tripped and broke her glasses! But don’t worry. She has a spare. Phew. But soon she realizes it is a fake souvenir she bought the last time! Oh my. So Mie tries hard not to be a bother and pretends like as though she could see but obviously Komura knows better. But it gets bad at one point she got lost and separated. Luckily Komura comes to her aid but at this point, she starts crying because she’s always bothering him. Heart breaking. However he assures he likes to help her. Short of a confession but that will do. On the way back, Mie avoids talking to him and he wonders if she hates him for saying all that (including his silly wish of wanting her to forget her glasses every day). Back in school, so as not to bother him too much, Mie sums up her courage to wear contacts. She isn’t used to it yet and needs some time to adjust. When one of her friends is suspected to be in love with another guy, this has Mie ponder its meaning. So, it’s like want to be in a relationship? So next time she sees Komura, she takes a good close look at him. Looks happy when she forgets her glasses. Seeing his embarrassed face, it looks similar like her friend in love. She wonders if this means she is special to him. She smiles noting it would be great if he is. Because he is to her. Would you like to know?

Episode 10
Because Mie has been putting her face too close to Komura’s, Someya gets the wrong idea they are kissing! Of course other students help dispel that misconception but Komura can’t help feel embarrassed by that. Subsequently, Mie continues to actually stare at him point blank while Someya too is watching from afar! Someya then bugs Komura to reveal the truth that they have kissed but with Mie getting into another blind accident, Komura accompanies her to the infirmary. Then she starts talking and asking him about stuffs. Feeling chatty today? It’s because she noticed he has been hanging out with Someya so she didn’t have a chance to talk to him. Oh man, did Komura feel he just neglected Mie?! Then she says she wants to at least see his face once a day. He is fine with that. Look at him as much as you want! Later Mie has her hair stuck in some locker hole. She wants to rip it out or cut it?! Komura won’t allow that and will cut it for her. But uhm, why is he breathing so hard?! And it’s done. Mie then allows Komura to brush her hair and help tie it up. There’s a first time for everything. She drops ambiguous hints about wanting him to brush her hair every morning. At school? Or at home? She’s not confirming it. Must be frustrating for him to be left hanging. While preparing for the cultural festival, it seems Mie wants Komura to take a break with her. Really? Then alone in a room together, she shuts the door. Well, she wants to take a look at his face. I guess today’s quota isn’t met yet. He wants to change the place but she won’t allow him. It’s fine here. He lets her take a good look close up. Well, don’t close your eyes. How else are you going to see her beautiful face?! Could’ve lasted longer because time’s up. Komura, are you keeping time on how long you can stare at each other’s face?! As they return to their class, Komura’s face has some stain marks. Mie’s hands have those same stain marks. See the connection? Maybe Azuma did. Or maybe not. Just go wash it off.

Episode 11
Komura notices Mie looking for something she lost. A piercing? Does Mie have piercings? His mind starts to wander until he notices she doesn’t have any at least on her ears. Then the piercing turns out to be a small bead in which she is going to use it to make some plushie for the cultural festival. As the students make a final push for the festival’s preparation, initially Mie can’t stay late. But Someya continues to bug Komura about the kiss and Mie doesn’t like them being close so she says she can stay much later. But soon, Komura realizes a few missed calls from Mie’s handphone by her mom. When Mie sees the missed calls, she instantly leaves. Komura follows her. He notices she is having trouble finding her own shoebox so she just wears her own gym shoes and leaves in a hurry. Komura continues to be a stalker but it is heart breaking as he hears her cry halfway. After she returns home, Komura knows she will be down tomorrow and needs to do something. So he enters her home and claims to return her shoes. He says he took the wrong shoes by accident and that’s why Mie was late to go home. He leaves as he thinks his act was pretty suspicious. WTF he thinks Mie’s mom is pretty?! Is he turning into a MILF?! Next day, Mie seems to be happy and more importantly, Komura doesn’t look like a stalker so he’ll accept that. The festival gets underway. Komura gets embarrassed as Mie keeps staring at his boring and plain display for a long time. And she has her glasses on! The duo then hang out alone outside as they talk about stuffs. Oddly, she still wants to see his face despite having her glasses. Mie thinks she might have been too demanding recently and could be getting carried away. She’ll hold back from looking at his face. But Komura believes that is not the case and the reason is more of a personal selfish reason. Hence he wants to look at her face too and surprisingly she easily agrees. And so he takes a good look. Damn, it really brings tears to his eyes. That beautiful, huh? Then she mentions how Komura reminds her of her dad since he is a nice person. Is that supposed to be disappointing or a relief?

Episode 12
The dreaded career survey. You bet Komura has no dreams. Mie shares hers but as she shows, he accidentally sees a young Mie in the picture behind. Cute. Although she too claims she has no dreams, perhaps one of them was to become a bride. But sorry, not the kind who will marry her dad! And if she sees Komura as her dad, oh well… Komura goes home and looks through his old albums to see if he had any such old dreams. An office worker. Yeah, you bet he has no dreams at all! Practically he has no memories of it all and no self-awareness until he fell for Mie. During home economics, Mie is paired with Azuma. You bet Komura is jealous and can’t concentrate on his own. Worse, Azuma makes a coin token and other friends start to reveal to Mie about Komura getting depressed about losing a token at the arcade. Amusing. And what’s this about giving all his winnings to mom? How sweet. After school, Mie wants to meet with Komura to give him these token cookies she made. So that dissipate all his anger for today. But she gets worried she might be a bit slow because Azuma hinted something like that. Leave it to Komura to talk positively about her and the confidence he has on her. As Komura still can’t get mini Mie out of his mind, he searches his own photo album. Yeah, embarrassing photos falling off the bars from mom. Somehow he brought that pic to school and it fell out. Azuma sees it and won’t hand it back. Then he lets Mie sees it. Well, she didn’t bring her glasses so she is squinting real hard. After school, she meets him at the park so that she could see the photo. Yeah, now she brought her glasses. Too bad he left it in his desk. Want to go get it? Nah. Instead she has him try to do the bars. Failed at first, he doesn’t want this to be lingering in Mie’s memories and finally does a perfect loop. She snaps a selfie of them and then tries to do one herself. Don’t worry, she’s wearing shorts but Komura still can’t stop nose bleeding.

Episode 13
Mie brought her glasses. Oh, it’s just for fashion so it has no power. She lets Komura try it. She is even willing to lend it to him and has a case. Oh, her real glasses in here. Now they look like they have a matching set! And she won’t allow him to take it off for today! With Mie tying a different hairstyle, Komura can’t help stare at her. Then there’s one time she tied it in a messy way, a rice got stuck on it. He points it out to her but it exposes him that he was staring at her. Since she cannot find the rice, she just untied her whole hair. Then her hairstyle is almost similar to another girl, Komura almost mistakenly identifies her. Mie not looking pleased. Then he realizes staring isn’t all about looking. It’s all about the feel since Mie hints she he has been staring… On the way back, Mie asking things Komura likes. After they part, he sees her talking to an old friend from elementary. Well, they seem friendly. Breaks your heart, huh? This has Komura ponder his place with her is mostly when she forgets her glasses. He fears she might forget him one day. How to make her remember him? Oh silly, ever thought of giving her your photo?! With the holidays coming up, they have to study for the exams. But what is worse than studying for it? Well, Komura claims he has holiday plans with his family. Wow. Mie looking depressed. This has Komura continue to ponder if she will remember him. Because the day she stops forgetting her glasses, it would be the day she forgets about him. Then she has him hang out with her at the playground. So why cram into this small space together? Ah, just to troll us so that they can look at each other’s face this close. Lovely. Then she suggests taking a selfie. Well, at least she has this picture to look back on and remember him. Before they part, he wants to tell her something. Sorry, it’s not a confession but rather he wants to see her again tomorrow. Or sometimes soon. He reasons even if she starts to remember her glasses, he has to make the effort to be by her side. Flashback shows a young Komura did meet a young Mie at a store. Yes, already as blind without her glasses. Apparently a classmate stole it as a prank. From what she said, that boy liked her and wanted to be her husband. Mie thanked Komura for his kindness and assured she has gotten used to forgetting her glasses too. Even so, she thought her husband should be a kind boy like him.

Love Is Blind: Heart Of Glass(es)
Well, nothing much happens. As expected. The usual unfounded worries and anxieties of a certain boy if a girl would forever remember him. Heh. Why worry about that when he should be worrying about how to make her his girlfriend! Isn’t that the best way for a girl to stay by a guy’s side? Or is that too high a hurdle for him? Yeah, considering Mie mostly views him as some sort of father-like figure, I suppose that is good enough for a wuss like him. Status quo. Don’t rock the boat. As long he can see her (pun not intended) for the foreseeable future, he’s okay with it. And since she’s okay with it, so I guess we’re going to be okay with it. And so it is with this strange irony that a pair of glasses or rather the absence of it is what keeps their relationship burning strong.

As shows of this such, there is no solid storyline or plot as we can see that in each episode, it is divided into several seemingly independent skits. After all, a big part of the series hinges on the joke of Mie forgetting her glasses so that we can have Komura panicking and having his usual scatterbrain monologues whenever she gets up too close to him. You think at this point Mie would have done something to address this issue but right up till the end of the season, she somehow still manages to forget them. For obvious entertainment reasons. Imagine if that issue is solved, there won’t be a lot of excuses for close proximity between Mie and Komura. I wonder how it will play out. Because like I’ve said, for most of the part (for better or worse), the main ingredient to keep this running joke is for Mie to somehow forget her glasses. So there is a chance that one might get bored with this formula. Although that it is not every time that she forgets them. But most of the time when the plot calls for her to put her face real close to Komura’s.

Although Mie has given her reasons, the ability to keep forgetting her glasses is just absurdly astonishing. I mean, it is the most important thing in her life and yet she is able to carry on her life without it for the most part. Sure, she got the layout of her home and school memorized. But to think she can actually carry on without realizing her vision is f*cking blurry, now I have to call that BS and crap. Sure, it’s all for the plot as mentioned above. This proves that Mie might be still dreaming and her visions are in dreamland rather than in reality. I understand she might find contacts to be uncomfortable but has she considered eye surgery? Not sure how much it costs and but I also bet the family might not have enough money to pay for such corrective surgery. Your daughter’s future and vision depends on it! Is money the issue here?! Oh sorry, it’s all about putting her face so darn close to Komura and see that guy fluster like hell. So yeah, keep forgetting them. May I suggest Komura to always carry a spare for her? I think he may already have thought about that but I can guess his ulterior motive in not doing so…

So yes, a huge portion of this series focuses on Mie and Komura’s interactions with each other. It is funny, it is cute but sometimes it gets a bit boring because the formula has been done to death. Shall I repeat it again? Just in case you FORGET. Mie somehow has forgotten her glasses. This allows for Komura to improvise whatever shenanigans because this also allows him to be close to the girl he loves but she is so close and without any self-awareness of such close proximity, this turns Komura into some panicky chicken with overthinking thoughts (the supposed punchline and joke) and flustering emotions. A roller coaster ride of emotions. On a side note, Komura could be a great comeback comedian… With so many of such incidents, I believe he prefers the status quo because it gives an excuse to be with her. That’s why he is still so chicken in moving on and asking her out. Sure, a big feat and every guy would fear rejection from the girl he loves. But at least in this way, he can still be with her in the most awkward of positions and reasons. Yeah, love so weird sometimes.

As for Mie, I have another of this conspiracy theory why she keeps forgetting them: She does not! She purposely did not bring her glasses because she wants to be close with Komura! She is actually in love with him! There are many signs and teasers that hint she is. Oh come on! Do you not think a girl like her who has been THIS CLOSE to a guy, not actually take a liking for him?! Or is she testing the limits of friendzone! I think not! Look at how many times she puts her hands on his face! It’s like preparing to kiss him or something! What kind of excuse is that even if it is to look closer at his face! I mean, like in Cinderella’s illogical case where the prince couldn’t identify her face except for the glass slippers she wears, the same can be said for Mie. COULD SHE NOT IDENTIFY KOMURA BY HIS VOICE?! Or does he sound like any other guy?! Plus, even that fatherly comments I believe in a way is not to keep Komura in place but a hint that she might want him to be more than just a father! Do you not think so! Be better than a father. Be a boyfriend and future husband! Therefore I truly believe that she is actually in love with him and she is using this forgetfulness to rely on him so that she could be close to him. That’s the simple truth. It is only because without her glasses, she squints a lot and this makes her look a bit fierce to others. We all know how freaking cute she is with those huge doe-like eyes, no? Yeah, it’s one of those rare moments to be cherished forever to see Mie with such a cute smile! Making Mie even cuter is that when she panics, notice she makes weird but cute sounds? Yeah…

It only makes me ponder how long can this charade be kept up. Uh huh. Is this going to continue way past after they graduate and into college life or working life? Because if so, then I have to highly recommend Mie to get her eyes checked. It would have become more of an annoyance then. Don’t mind Komura, he’ll never get bored with her or see her in a bad light. I just hope when they get married to each other, Mie will bring her glasses or at least wear contacts. Lest she ends up walking down the wrong aisle and marrying the wrong guy! Oh wait. In fact, it’s so funny I want to see it!

There aren’t many other characters in this series. I mean, can’t get in the way of Komura-Mie moments so I guess in that context it is understandable. But even with a few, they don’t really make much of an impact. Like Azuma who is some hot looking guy. You think he is there for some love triangle shenanigans but I assure you that he is more supportive in bringing Komura and Mie together and they don’t even know it. He’s quite a cool cat and perhaps he even enjoys seeing the duo interact with each other for all we know. Then there is Someya who is supposedly Azuma’s female version for love triangle shenanigans. She’s a bit imposing but once again, if you think she is a threat to Komura-Mie relationship, you’re way off the mark. Thus I believe she is there and sometimes being a bit too close to Komura just to make Mie react or do something. Teasing us that she does indeed have feelings for Komura. Oh heck, what are the chances that the whole class and school actually knows Komura likes Mie and vice versa? We’re just too engrossed and focused on them to take notice about that.

Surprisingly, the art and animation of this series is very high quality. Oh my goodness. For a romantic comedy series, they sure put in a lot of effort to make the backgrounds and sceneries look very real. I’m sure they are not real clips and superimposed. Even more so, you can see those air particles floating about. Wah! Such great animation quality! But! I do notice something about the colouring and hues. Although not permeating throughout the series, there are a few scenes in which the colouring and hues are a bit out of place. And it is no surprise that this anime was done by GoHands. Yes, the studio that made the crappy Hand Shakers and W’z (but also the critically acclaimed K). It is this studio’s trademark to make weird colouring and hues. Not as abundant and obvious as seen in Hand Shakers and W’z, but there are such moments. As for the character designs, they look a bit simple and well, child-like. High school kids are still kids, right? Sometimes they look so generic especially for background characters, I thought they mostly look the same. But I can’t seem to take my eyes off Mie’s fuzzy, messy and moja-moja hairstyle. Uh huh. It’s like she’s got a lot of hair on her head…

For the voice acting, looks like I only identified Ami Koshimizu in her cameo as Komura’s mom. Because I was so damn sure it was Jun Fukuyama behind Azuma’s voice. Too bad it is Ryohei Kimura (Tsubasa in Kyoukai No Rinne) and I suppose Jun Fukuyama was too busy voicing a certain vending machine anime in that same season. Heh. The other casts are Mashahiro Itou as Komura (Kyoya in Bokutachi No Remake), Shion Wakayama as Mie (Takina in Lycoris Recoil), and Shino Shimoji as Someya (Ubukata in Renai Flops). The opening theme is Name by Tsuzuri, a generic anime pop rock. The ending theme is much more amusing. Megane Go-round by Masayoshi Ga Megane Wo Wasureta (the duet of Komura and Mie) because it has this jazzy fanfare and Broadway-like feel. A reminiscence of Shinigami Bocchan To Kuro Maid songs.

Overall, I’m sorry that this series failed to break any new ground and the trope of a main character who keeps forgetting her glasses so as to be played out to death its comical and nearly romantic trolling situations, it gets tiring after a while. You hope there would be some progress at the end of it but all those close proximities only serve as an illusion to make us think that they have gotten closer to each other. They’re not. It’s more like status quo since the start. There are tons of other similar animes like this (Boku No Kokoro No Yabai Yatsu, Kubo-san Wa Mob Wo Yurusanai to name a few) so if you like such animes with strange excuses for the characters to be together, be my guest. As much as I want to scoff and laugh at Mie for forgetting her glasses, I have to remember that I’m such an absentminded person too. Hopefully I won’t forget that I have watched this anime by the time next season rolls around! My memory is not that bad! Too bad I can’t even remember what I ate last night… Even more unfortunate there is no cute girl to assist me on that. Or cook for me… My life is so forgettable… :’(.

Horimiya: The Missing Pieces

Wait a minute. You mean it isn’t over yet? I thought the anime already ended? Well apparently, Horimiya: The Missing Pieces adapts chapters from the manga that did not make the cut in the anime. That’s right. What an excuse to make another season solely to adapt chapters that were left out. So now we’re going to be confused with the timeline and sequence order because it is going to be bits and pieces, all over the place. Just kidding. Maybe. But yeah, we’re going to feel so complete by watching these missing chapters. Now our imperfect lives can be finished and have fulfilled meaningfulness. Where would we find peaceful closure if this had not arrived any sooner? Yeah, I’ll probably watch another romcom, but here I am…

Episode 1
* The gang’s class trip to Kyoto. Miyamura and Ishikawa are locked out of their room since Iura has the key. But turns out he is inside their room sleeping! Because the guys are going to shower first before dinner, Miyamura is worried getting naked means exposing his tattoos. He tries to make excuses to bathe later. Iura seems very pushy so Miyamura pleads to Ishikawa to help. His excuse given: Miyamura is on his period! OMFG! There goes his reputation. Miyamura goes back but Hori lets him shower in her room since her friends are away. She knows he isn’t that kind of guy.
* Remi accidentally splashes water on Miyamura. But as he dries himself with the towel, she is perplex that he is always covered up and doesn’t take off his clothes. She even notes the many instances he is always covered up and refused to join other guys in activities that show the skin. This has her suspicious that he may be hiding something. Aha! She touches his chest. She thinks he is a girl in disguise! Should he be happy his secret is still safe?
* Ishikawa and Miyamura arguing the best kind of clothes on a girl? Ishikawa thinks it is sailor uniform while Miyamura is more into the blazer. Yeah, there’s this weird fantasy dream of Miyamura in a sailor uniform. So much so they drag Sengoku into this argument. He opines the jersey. Athletic wear is good, right? They give him the looks as Ishikawa thought he is into swimwear. Hori is eavesdropping. Got all that written down?
* Miyamura and Sengoku are horrified as they learn from their teacher, Shin Yasuda that the boys are on pool duty and nobody can opt out without a good reason. They wonder if they can keep their clothes on. Miyamura tries to give excuses why he can’t come: He is on period! Not buying it. In that case, he doesn’t have a swimsuit. The school will provide one. Regretting enrolling here? Yasuda notes not doing that he wouldn’t have met Hori! What is Sengoku’s excuse? His arm exploded… And so the duo are still doing pool duties but they keep their clothes on. The other guys wonder why they are still fully clothed and think they can’t swim but they give dumb answers on how they are masters of the water and all. Can we just stick to that period and arm explosion excuse? It’s summer so there’s bound to be some explosions…

Episode 2
* Sports day is coming so you bet Sengoku and Miyamura are going to do some rain dance and hope it rains that day. Kouno also dreads that day because last year’s cheerleading was an embarrassing disaster. This year she has to do it again. Yup, rain dance time. Later she practises alone and is having trouble with it. Yoshikawa comes to guide her despite both will be on different teams. It doesn’t matter as long as they’re having fun.
* It’s amazing Kouno hasn’t died of stress or lose her sh*t yet. Yes, it is cooking class somehow Sengoku and Remi can actually make a mess out of everything! EVERYTHING! Kouno must be very patient… Their team is already still at this stage when everyone has already completed everything. It ends with Remi creating some poisonous fumes… Ventilation! So how will they fare for the next class? Gather up all your patience again, Kouno. You’re gonna need ‘em. As usual, making a simple dish as curry, the duo can just screw up. Luckily no big disaster this time. In the end, the duo realize how much they suck at cooking so they worry if anyone will marry them. Kouno assures that if they don’t, she’ll marry them both! Oh my…
* In class Hori sees Miyamura talking to another girl. Oh sh*t. Somebody is going to die! Ishikawa feeling the chills of her murderous intent! Later Miyamura clears the air that he forgot his book so that girl was just sharing it with him. Yeah Miyamura, you don’t have to be that scared of Hori. Later Yoshikawa teases Hori that she was jealous. She denies she was and it was actually murderous intent! Let’s stick to jealous, please?
* When Hori is helping to paint boards for the sports day, it got a bit chilly so Mizouchi lends his jacket to cover her bare legs. When Miyamura comes by and sees this, obviously he is jealous so he swaps the jacket with his sweater. Then he wears the jacket. Hori returns the jacket once it is done. Miyamura smirking that Mizouchi will not know the difference between their warmth. Hori teases him as jealous but he denies. Mizouchi suspects something amiss because if he lent it to her to cover her legs, why are the sleeves the warmest?

Episode 3
* Sports day is here. All bright and sunny. Because of that, Sengoku giving his speech like a zombie.
* For the girls’ hurdle, Hori is up with Remi. Remi throwing a challenge that if she wins, Miyamura belongs to her?! When the race starts, oh damn, Remi fast like the win! Hori gets clumsy and knocks down one of the hurdles. Must hurt. Remi obviously wins but with Hori propping up last place, Miyamura cheers for her. This embarrassment makes her run faster and thankfully she didn’t finish last. In the end, Remi was just joking about stealing Miyamura since she already has Sengoku. She lets the lovers be together.
* For the tug of war, Sawada is confident her team can win despite her petite size. Well, her team lost. Too bad she couldn’t let Hori see her side win.
* The boys’ obstacle race. Remi, Kouno and Miyamura join in to cheer on Ishikawa. I’m sure he doesn’t mind the girls but Miyamura?
* Cheerleading. Hori and Yoshikawa’s side dresses up and cheers like gang delinquents. Obviously Remi and Kouno’s side who are more feminine wins the hearts of the boys. But Miyamura is in despair as he couldn’t see Hori in a cheerleading outfit.
* Due to a guy out with a cold, a teacher pleads for Miyamura to take his place for the scavenger hunt. Thus Hori is shocked to see him in this race. Strangely, both grab Sengoku as their target as they inch to the finish line in last place. Hori needed a student council president but the skinniest guy Miyamura could think of is him?
* For the kibasen, it is Miyamura vs Sengoku. The latter is good in evading his attempts. In a last ditch attempt, Miyamura lies that he sees someone sitting on his shoulder! Sengoku is forced to look and this allows Miyamura to snatch his headband.
* After the event, Miyamura is shocked to see Hori in a cheerleading outfit. She thought of wearing it to take a group photo with the girls. Miyamura doesn’t mince his words to call her cute so she runs off embarrassed. For once, Miyamura felt a lot of fun at the end of the day.

Episode 4
* Hori, Miyamura, Souta and Kyousuke are sharing a kotatsu. However it seems when Miyamura wants to go to the toilet and realizes he can’t leave because their legs are entangled! So each time one of them tries to move, it will bring absolute pain to the other. Only Souta not affected and sleeping like a baby. Yeah, good being small and short. After a few struggles, they finally untangle themselves. Next time to solve this problem, they sleep parallel to each other.
* Sengoku is out for an errand and bumps into Kyousuke. Oh boy, Kyousuke forces him back home. You could say he got kidnapped. Sengoku and Miyamura talking in their sleep about some RPG game so Hori has to wake them up with some encounter event. Panic, aren’t they?
* Hori sees a message on Miyamura’s phone about meeting up with someone to confess, she gets worked up until she learns it is from Shindou. A whack on Miyamura’s head sure made him wake up. Yeah, she’s mad alright although she claims she isn’t. Then he peels an orange for her but not sure about this quota she has and won’t eat it. He threatens to kiss her if she doesn’t do it. Before she could complain, here comes the kiss. Actually just to feed her this orange via mouth. She is confused why he does so until she thinks of some yaoi scene. Mad again…
* Going through old photo albums, the guys see a past picture of Sengoku and Hori. Together in a kiddie pool. Lolicon? Sengoku believes Hori isn’t perturbed about changing in front of him because there was one time she used the student council office as so even when he was around. It wasn’t a big deal for her but when asked if it was Miyamura, she definitely wouldn’t.
* Hori thought she bumped into Sengoku at the convenience store. Turns out to be his father, Takeru. Such striking similarities. Because of that, he too mistook Hori as her mom. After all Hori’s parents and Takeru went to the same high school together.
* Once again Kyousuke the serial kidnapper ‘kidnaps’ Sengoku and his dad back to his home. Looks like the rivalry is heating up. Frenemies? Then Takeru tells his son he doesn’t need a girlfriend because it will interrupt his studies. Oh boy. Should anybody tell him? Well, that look on Hori’s face, she’s dying to break this secret! Then the dumb dads start to argue and reminisce their old school days. Sengoku wants them to STFU but as Hori points out, would they rather talk about his girlfriend? Keep reminiscing, please! Miyamura feels pity for this guy since he is at the mercy of this family. On the way home, Takeru continues to remind his son not to have a girlfriend. Especially one who is like Hori. There’s no way he could tell him now, huh?
* Hori eating too much oranges so Miyamura claims her nails will turn orange. She doesn’t think so and feeds him. Then she proceeds to lick her fingers. There. It’s all clean now. Dripping with saliva? Think not.

Episode 5
* Iura doesn’t look impressed because yesterday he got a call from a guy named Kitahara yesterday looking for Motoko. Obviously she is not happy he didn’t pass the phone to her. Obviously big brother doesn’t like any guys hitting on his sister so he doesn’t want her to bring him here even if it’s to study. Asking if she likes him, she gives sheepish excuses how it’s not like that. So as she prepares for his arrival for the study session, to her dismay Iura returns home early from school. This is what happens when your brother doesn’t have a girlfriend. He is not going to let anything fishy happen! By the time Kitahara arrives, he sees the siblings in a sword fight! While Motoko is embarrassed and apologizes for this farce, it seems Kitahara has taken a liking for Iura. So cool! And so we see Kitahara being impressed and paying more attention to Iura even if that guy is being rude and poor Motoko is confused.
* Eventually Motoko blames Iura for the change in Kitahara’s character. Bring back the old Kitahara she knows! Because every time she talks to him, it’s like he isn’t interested in her but somebody else. What if talking to her reminds him of Iura?! She blames him for having his genes that don’t look so cute (that’s why he has no girlfriend!) although he claims everyone in school calls him cute.
* In school, Iura is having this dumb discussion with his friends. Eventually the cat is out of the bag that Kitahara likes Iura. This gives everyone the wrong impression that Iura stole Motoko’s boyfriend or something! Iura is forced to say he prefers girls. Sengoku? And him too. Accidentally he says that when he comes in and the whole thing gets even messier and confusing. Would the issue be solved if he gets a girlfriend? Can a figurine be counted?
* Iura is late for school and runs to school in cliché fashion with bread in his mouth. He bumps to Yoshikawa who is also doing the same. What a bummer. Ishikawa too but he is eating onigiri. Oh, Miyamura has more ‘class’ as he is eating meat buns. The quartet is shocked to see Sengoku late but he claims he is early. Did they not get the message? They only have classes in the afternoon as the morning session the middle schoolers are visiting. Sengoku is here only for student council duties. Feeling so relieved, they wished they had enjoyed their food.
* Iura spots Kitahara lost and asking for directions. As he hides, Ishikawa gives him the directions. Too bad the girls call out to Iura hiding and give him away. It gets awkward for Iura as Kitahara spots his senpai. Iura panics and yells at Kitahara only to be whacked by Yasuda for being rude. I hope this doesn’t traumatized Kitahara. Kithara asks the girls if Iura has a girlfriend. They giggle and wonder if they should respect Iura’s wishes. Because Kitahara needs to go back after lunch and can’t join them, he isn’t impressed seeing Iura’s relieved face. Yasuda takes it from here and for the first time Iura couldn’t be more thankful to sensei. With Iura being exhausted from all this, the rest then put the pieces of the puzzle together that he might be gay for him. Iura is going to go crazy…

Episode 6
* The guys are having a sleepover at Sengoku’s place. However it is so small and cramped, Sengoku is having trouble where he should sleep! Miyamura is already sleeping like a log. Eventually with a little discussion, they thinks Miyamura and Sengoku should share the loft space. A bit cramped but they can fit in. At this point, Sengoku gets curious to know what is underneath Miyamura’s shirt. And as he is about to do that, Iura sees this and misinterprets the whole thing! Sorry to bother! I guess trying to explain just trying to take of his shirt only made it worse. Eventually Ishikawa suggests moving the table so they can have bigger space. Yeah, why did they not think of that!
* Next morning, everyone is awake except Miyamura. Sengoku and Iura jump on him, curious to know what is underneath that shirt. At this point he is awake and gets scared with this seemingly gay actions. Luckily he manages to get out and excuse himself to the toilet. Sengoku then bugs Ishikawa about Miyamura’s secret. By the time Miyamura returns, the rest laments about his case of bazooka shooting out of his solar plexus. Thank Ishikawa for covering you.
* In class, Sengoku has another idea to get Miyamura take off his shirt. On pretence to change into a warmer jersey, Miyamura is unaware of this plan and goes ahead. However Ishikawa to the rescue once again as he makes a distraction. Sengoku falls for the bait and by the time he looks back, he is already done changing. Sengoku then asks Miyamura straight on what he is hiding on his skin. Miyamura takes it the wrong way and excuses himself.
* On a cold day, Sengoku walks home with Remi. I guess after many hints and he doesn’t get it, she finally tells it to him to hold her hand. There. Warm enough? As they walk holding hands, now she gets greedier and wants a hug. He gives her one. A kiss? Nope! Not going there.
* Hori and Yoshikawa see Sengoku leave with Kouno. They thought it was odd at first but who cares, right? Until Remi asks them if they have seen Sengoku because she’s supposed to be with them. Then it hit them as they panic, trying to hide the truth. Even Ishikawa and Iura are surprised to see the duo at the café together. Could it be Sengoku is cheating on Remi? Too bad Sengoku busts them and admits today he doesn’t intend to walk home with Remi. Iura teases to expose but that scary face will have him keep that secret not to tell Remi. The entire outing is for Kouno to get premium cookies for Remi is she did well in her test. Though, Remi claimed she wasn’t motivated by material things and she eventually did well, Kouno shares the cookies with her. Don’t bother sharing with Sengoku because it’ll mean less share for them. Kouno is so mean!

Episode 7
* Kouno is shocked at a manga’s plot twist. Too bad it continues next week. She can’t wait for it. When she goes to the bookstore to get it, it is all sold out. Despair. However it seems Yanagi bought the last copy and he is happy to give it her as he claims he bought it out of boredom. Grateful, somehow she notes he looks like a character in the manga. She thought he felt weird but actually he thought she thinks he is effeminate. Kouno and Yanagi seem to bond closer because of the manga. However she tries to keep her distance so as not for others to get the wrong idea.
* Yoshikawa reads a manga whereby the characters swap genders. Then she starts to imagine her friends swapping genders too. This also has her think if she too swapped genders, how would she used the bathroom. Can she just do use it? As Yoshikawa is at the library, she remembers she forgot something and this causes her to shout aloud. This startles Yanagi coming in, dropping his books. She helps pick them up and their hands touch. His hand is cold while hers is warm. When she meets up with Ishikawa, she tells him about her cold hands so it’s like some sort of challenge as he claims his is colder and puts his all over her face?! She notes despite his hands are cold, but when with her, they warm up.
* Miyamura notices Sawada being bullied as b*tches throw her scarf outside the window. Miyamura then tells off those bullies and it sure made them mad. Sawada explains how she was ostracized because of her different opinion. She thinks Miyamura doesn’t understand since he has his own friends. Miyamura claims he didn’t beg to have friends. He advises her to ignore them and if they come begging to be friends, she would have won.
* Sawada puts up some recruitment poster. How did she reach such a high place on the bulletin board? Sengoku and Remi understand her plight but they want to take it down. In that case, Sawada sits on his shoulders to remove it. Then he brings her to the main entrance because this is where many will converge and will notice the poster rather than at a secluded spot. Sawada thought this was only reserved for seniors but no rule ever said that. Sawada is grateful for their help. Back in class, a few classmates thank Sawada because thanks to her poster, some are interested in checking the club out. But they wonder if she has connections with the student council since she was able to get it done so quickly. Just friends.

Episode 8
* Yanagi lost his contacts on the floor so Ishikawa is helping to look for it. Sengoku couldn’t come at the wrong time and angle because it looks like Ishikawa is prostrating to Yanagi as though he has done something wrong!
* Not sure why Hori gets mad when Miyamura is able to call Yanagi by his first name so casually. Because she wants to do it too? Yanagi is waiting for the bus home but it doesn’t show up. It is a cold day too. Then this weird play by Remi acting as a stranger to flirt with him while Hori protects him? Turns out it is to buy time so Miyamura could buy snacks and drinks for all of them to keep him company as he waits for the delayed bus.
* The friends learn Yanagi seems to have a problem waking up in the morning. He claims some supernatural event destroying his alarm clock that prevents him from waking up but we all know better. So the friends suggest calling or texting him to help wake him up. Next day, his alarm did ring and Yanagi did shut it off. However the clock is upside down so he thought it is still way too early and goes back sleeping. And when the friends call, he hangs up! Eventually he manages to get up. He doesn’t need their help and can do it on his own. But little does he know, his alarm clock is busted…
* Sengoku wants to be friends with Yanagi but is too scared. Ishikawa points out if he acts more like Iura, things might work out. So uhm, tickle Yanagi? After being forced to try it, Sengoku wants to test it on Ishikawa first. Yeah, Ishikawa felt molested! Stop! It gets worse when Miyamura gets the wrong idea of him being a pervert. Sengoku scolds him but now they think he is a bully. So as the rest tease Sengoku, Yanagi doesn’t think he is that kind of person. Wow, they look a lot like friends. Miyamura continues to mention Sengoku the pervert so this has him blow his top and starts scolding him. Yanagi notes they get along so well.

Episode 9
* Yasuda fell asleep despite many attempts by Terajima to wake him up. This allows a few girls to mess with his hair. When he goes to class and berates them about their bad grades, it isn’t because his students are in shock of his words. WTF he is sporting short twintails?! Everybody trying to telepathically wish for someone to ask him but whoever that brave soul is soon chickens out. Yoshikawa is running late and enters class to see this. She starts laughing, causing everyone to break into laughter too. The cat is out.
* Yasuda confronts Nakamine about taking the key to some room. He claims he didn’t but apparently he forgot it was in his pocket. Turns out he has also many other keys he thought he lost! Is this some sort of magic trick?! A whole bunch of keys from his pocket just drop out! But that important room key is now missing…
* Yoshikawa sees a line of dropped keys. All coming from Nakamine. She sees his pocket has a hole and offers to sew it. As she does so, a jealous Yasuda and Ishikawa are watching outside. What is the meaning of this? Eventually when she is done, it seems she wants to touch his hand. Ishikawa can’t take it and starts banging the window. Later he learns she was just trying to read his palm. Care to have yours read? He wonders if she has read palms of others. Not many in particular. Good. Because he doesn’t want others to think she is weird. She takes it the wrong way.
* Yasuda thinks the guys are doing something dirty in a class. Something that is bigger the better? Hold on to your horses. They’re just admiring some cake they brought. So as he confiscates it and lectures them, the guys change topic and want to know where he lives. Even giving their opinions about his uninteresting girlfriend whatever. I guess all that was a distraction since he lets them off the hook. Even manage to have him look after the cake till they get back. Uh huh, he puts it in the science prep fridge.
* Not sure how but Sengoku and Hori fell asleep in a room and now they’re locked in! Sengoku’s batteries are dead. Hori is awake and she is furious. Luckily her phone is working so she makes a call. Once Yasuda opens the door, they immediately bolt out to the toilet. Then he lectures them about this. But isn’t it his fault for not checking before locking up? Anyway, Yasuda thinks something illicit is going on behind them and wants them to strip so he can test! Luckily Terajima will not approve of this. She lets them go and will have a long talk with Yasuda. Next day when Miyamura learns this from Hori, he is more worried about Sengoku! Did anything happen to him? You bet Hori is furious! What is the meaning of this?! But what’s this? Yasuda telling her that violence is not the answer? Oh my. He has changed and now like Buddha! Is this what Terajima’s lecture can do?! Scary. Hori so impressed! Too bad Yasuda returns to normal the next day.

Episode 10
* Ichirou Watabe is obsessed with Miyamura?! Snapping pics like him like there’s no tomorrow! Apparently he is the only other guy who wears glasses and he finds it cool. If that isn’t weird, wait till you realize Hori could smell Watabe’s scent on him and she doesn’t like it! Miyamura then calls Shindou over and wants him to close his eyes. He won’t say he will do. Oh sh*t. Eventually he sniffs him like Hori. Don’t find any difference. Watabe continues to take pics of Miyamura in action. This gives Ichikawa the creeps so he asks if he is in love with Miyamura. It goes beyond that. Even if Miyamura has a girlfriend and a friend from other school, Watabe continues to be impressed. Later, Hori is so mad that she is almost a psychotic killer! Although there are other guys’ scent on him, Watabe’s scent is the strongest and she doesn’t like it! OMFG! What’s her problem?! He hugs her to calm her down. He notes he can’t tell if she hangs out with other guys or girls. In other words, how can he tell if she is cheating? If she does, she’ll tell him! What the…
* Miyamura and Hori are fighting. The former feels he isn’t wrong and won’t apologize. That earned him a slap. But did he hit her back? She snapped so hard and banged her head on the wall. Hori complains to the student council. The simple solution is for her to apologize since she was at fault. They fear what will happen if Miyamura stops caring for her. Worrying. But Hori still mad! The duo are still at each other in class and it is tiring out Ichikawa and Yoshikawa. Eventually he goes to talk to her (after she skipped class because she is sulking) and despite he is very nice and polite, she remains arrogant and haughty although she admits her wrong. She must be really embarrassed despite all her tantrums, he continues to smile and repeat how much he loves her.
* With Miyamura’s usual clothes in the washer, he wears a hoodie to school. Iura thinks he wants to become like him and tries to teach him to be as hip. Unfortunately Hori warns him not to become like Iura. Later when Hori sniffs his hoodie, this makes Miyamura on his guard. He keeps his distance. Next day when he wears his usual clothes, Hori smells it and is happy to have her familiar Miyamura scent. He admits the hoodie he borrowed from Shindou since he left it at his place. After she notes his scent is her favourite, he kisses her. I wonder if she can remember tastes too…

Episode 11
* Sawada bugging Miyamura about Hori’s favourite colour. It’s for Valentine. Better tell her or she won’t leave! In school, a classmate asks Sawada if she is friends with the seniors. It seems she is interested in one of them and wants to give her chocolates for Valentine. Imagine to Sawada’s shock it is not Miyamura or Ishikawa or even Sengoku. It’s Iura! WTF?! Apparently this shy girl can’t go talk to him directly and hopes Sawada would be the intermediary. As she doesn’t know if he likes chocolates, Sawada doesn’t mind going to ask him. So when Sawada does so, this shocks everyone. Are you sure this is true?! Yeah, Iura having his hopes up that Sawada wants to make chocolates for him. Until she puts on that disgusted face that she isn’t and leaves. Poor Iura so confused! But the guys are relieved. Order is back. Sawada then tells her friend so they go shopping for some. She is nervous that in the event if she can’t give to Iura, maybe Sawada can accept them.
* Hori confiding in Kouno on the kind of chocolates to make for Valentine. It’s a secret so don’t tell anyone. She lends a recipe book and back home Hori gets started. Meddling family members please leave her alone. Once done, she lets them try. Souta finds it bad! There goes her morale. But the rest tastes them and find it is okay. So it all depends on the person taste. Sorry Hori, it’s not so clear cut whether it is good or not. Hori goes back to Kouno but she’s getting a little hysterical to get some true answers. All Kouno can say is that the taste does not matter. Miyamura will be happy to receive anything she makes.
* Miyamura is giving obligatory chocolates to both guys and girls. Then he asks Hori to come to his place after school. Miyamura then serves his cake for Hori. Happy Valentine’s Day. Because he didn’t know how to wrap it, the reason he invited her here. It would be more suspicious if he went to her place. This only makes Hori more nervous because she was so absorbed about her own cooking, she wasn’t thinking on how to wrap hers either. So she just gave hers to him and of course he likes it. But she notes that since Miyamura put his heart into this cake, it tasted like happiness.
* Sawada sees her friend and it seems she failed to give Iura her chocolates. She laments Sawada helped her so much and went through all the trouble. Sawada then tells her to give them to her. It won’t be a waste that way since she promises to eat it all. She does so as Sawada also gives her chocolates to her. Though, it is obligatory. But her friend says it is not and rather a friendship chocolate.

Episode 12
* A flashback of Kyousuke and Yuriko during their high school years. They’re pretty close but not looking like they’re dating. Until one day a girl confronted Yuriko to stay away from Kyousuke. He tried to tell that b*tch off and was even going to hit her. Yuriko told him a man should not hit a woman. But then proceeded to slap that b*tch! Because she’s a woman so it’s an exception. And yeah, so that slap on Miyamura’s face by Hori warranted this flashback, huh? Poor Miyamura, the slap is now starting to hurt a lot!
* With Kyousuke accusing Hori of gaining some weight after a bit too much of mochi, she tries to prove otherwise by wearing Souta’s shirt? Too bad dad has called Miyamura here and he sees this cutie pie. Embarrassing. It leads to dad and daughter having some loud argument.
* Hori accuses Souta of making a mess but the latter claims he is going to clean up. Not believing him, they soon start arguing and with Kyousuke and Miyamura being dragged in and siding Souta, this makes Hori pout as she doesn’t want the guys to touch her! That’s her only line no matter what the guys do to pacify her. Don’t touch me. But she’ll allow Souta to touch her.
* Souta wants to play some pretend spaceship. Step out of this mat and you die! Miyamura wants to play so much! Yeah, cold hearted Hori pushes him out and then becomes the evil captain just to teach him about life? What a cruel woman. Souta then returns and smacks her head for revenge. Oh dear. Hori is mad. You’re dead meat this time.
* Souta helps around the house but when he is washing the utensils, Hori scolds him because it is dangerous since there is a knife among it. This makes Souta sad as he cries and seeks solace in big bro Miyamura. He advises both of them nicely and now what? Hori too starts crying? Oh man, he has got to console both of them now! Later Miyamura again tells Hori that he should’ve told Souta in a better way and tone. She says she doesn’t like it if he isn’t on his side. On the contrary he is. Because he too gets mad if she does something wrong. But sorry, he’s not going to yell or smack you!
* Souta is going to read to his family about what he wrote about his family since the teacher liked it. So which family member he wrote? Miyamura. WTF… This is so awkward…

Episode 13
* Since Hori is sleepy and they’re almost late for their graduation day, Miyamura takes the liberty to do Hori’s hair. To her shock, buns?! Well, I guess it’s the only thing he knows how to do and besides, doesn’t she look cute? She thought she looks weird but soon all the girls in class are saying how cute she is. She’ll allow him to do her hair next time. But next time she does his hair, she uses the iron and puts some braids on.
* Sengoku and Kouno are packing up the student council office. Sengoku had a hard time putting up a heavy box on the cupboard but the other guys easily take it down, undoing all his efforts. With almost everyone else coming in with some heavy box, this makes Sengoku sad that nobody else is weaker than him! Until Yoshikawa comes in with the heaviest box. Sengoku tries to help. Well, barely. Hey, at least everyone else admits they can’t carry it themselves.
* We see this weird perception of Hori as she meets and interacts with her friends. Until one day she dropped her phone underneath Miyamura’s seat. Not wanting to bother him, she tries to get it herself. But soon he noticed and picked it up for her. And that was the first time they found each other. She narrates about the destiny that would have brought them all together no matter what they have done. Long before, she was too shy to make eye contact with Miyamura. But now they can laugh and even touch each other. They don’t know what the future holds but they know they’ll be there for each other. It feels they can go anywhere they want.
* One early morning, Hori calls Miyamura to come over. Yeah, 4 hours late… He think she is mad but turns out she has her hair cut short! She thinks she looks like a boy and even more so he hesitated to say she’s cute. He too would like to cut his hair short. And now they both sport the same short hair and Kyousuke thinks they’re breaking up. On the contrary! Maybe Kyousuke would get one himself but definitely won’t let his daughter do it!

Tattered Pieces…
So are we truly done with this series? Are there any more chapters left out? Well, I don’t know. Because are we getting another season since the manga has already ended back in 2021? Maybe not enough chapters for a single cour but what the heck, it’s not like I am a fan of this series to begin with. Maybe a few OVAs to milk a little bit more of those extra bucks…

Seeing this season adapts missing chapters from the manga, obviously the story will not run in a linear fashion or related to each other and would most likely be standalones. I’m pretty sure you can see it in any chronological order and still be not clear which event happens first unless you’re a hardcore fanatic of the series and have memorized every chapter (I think you can Google and search for its order if you so wish to watch it that way). So the good news is that casual viewers can just hop in and watch without having to follow any sort of story. Light bite size fun. Although each episode follows a certain theme (as hinted in the episode’s title). They’re mostly pretty random and it feels like some sort of an extension of the first season. Or rather, some additional bonus material. But if you’re hoping to see something more and some sort of progression between the characters, then you’ll be sorely disappointed.

Personally, the jokes and skits are a hit and miss to me. More misses than hits, if I should say. Like I said, I am not a fan of the series so when they make some sort of joke or the punchline, I don’t really get it or find it funny. There’ll be question marks popping up on top of my head more than anything else. Some were a riot for example that episode being Iura mistaken as some sort of gay. Yeah, that one was pretty fun. Oh sh*t. Am I saying that I find gay jokes funny?! Am I fond of gays or a homophobic?! But yeah, if only every other episodes were like this, I would have had a much more enjoyable time but alas it is not.

Character wise, they’re mostly the same people we know from the previous season and not much changes. Still got to note the vastly different personalities for our titular characters. Yes, Miyamura is very nice, polite and soft spoken whereas Hori likes to blow her top and is very aggressive. I guess this is one of those love stories where opposite attracts. In a way, it makes them both slightly annoying. Miyamura who is an only child seems to be a pacifist and loves to take part in the weird activities of Hori’s household. Sometimes it makes him look like a retard. Too strong a word? Maybe child-like. Okay, so that at least is understandable. But for Hori, it’s like she has no more restraint in her emotions and would love to lash out whenever she gets the chance. She is so feisty and short tempered that it makes her somewhat annoying. I know, both are trying to challenge the typical stereotypes that tattooed persons are bad while smart and pretty girls are proper. Yeah, if they switched bodies, then normalcy is preserved. But who are we to say? It’s their lives and if they are happy being so, so be it.

The other supporting characters also are rather okay and have their moments to shine. Some more than others. Like Iura who continues to be the series’ joker and Sengoku I feel like he is some sort of meek bully victim despite being the student council president. I think he allows it for everyone to tease him since he doesn’t fight back. But other than that, the rest are pretty basic and nothing really much that stands out. Whether it is Ishikawa or Yoshikawa, Remi or Kouno. Even if Sawada has even way less appearance compared to the other characters, but at least hers showcased an important factor that she managed to make a friend of her own. But no clues on whether Shindou still failed his exams and will once again have to stay back another year.

Personally, I find this season’s opening theme, Shiawase by Omoinotake to be weak compared to the first season. Oh I don’t know, maybe the singer’s voice sounds a bit gay. Furthermore, the tune doesn’t sound anything special. At least the ending theme, URL by Ami Sakaguchi sounds a bit livelier and while I may not like it very much but I’ll still choose to listen to this than the opener. But the more interesting one is special ending theme for episode 7, Dokuro Ninja Konoha by the duet of Kouno and Yanagi. Yeah, sounds like your song for ninja themed animes! Oh heck, I think it would fit sentai shows perfectly too.

Overall, I still maintain my first season’s sentiments that this season also feels as mediocre. Sure, some funny moments but that is not enough to change my mind entirely about the series. I am only guessing that hardcore fans of the series would enjoy and appreciate this and would welcome this season as extra material that did not make the cut the first time round. Otherwise, just another ordinary series for other casual viewers and especially those who did not watch the first season but jumped directly into this might be confused about the characters and their peculiar relationships and interactions with each other. So was it a good thing to animate omitted chapters from the manga? Oh I don’t know. There are so many memories, bits and pieces in my life I couldn’t remember. It’s a good thing it is that. For better or worse. No wonder my life so incomplete. Even more so without all the average and disappointing animes I have watched through the years.

Uchi No Kaisha No Chiisai Senpai No Hanashi

Wait a minute. Is this some sort of sequel to Senpai Ga Uzai Kouhai No Hanashi? Because well, Uchi No Kaisha No Chiisai Senpai No Hanashi looks pretty darn similar in some ways. We have a petite girl and her colleague who is a much bigger in stature than her. Both work in a typical office. See their interactions with each other. See where this is going? But I suppose that is where the similarity ends. Because if the former’s petite female is too ‘flat’ for you, this one ramps up the curves! BOOBS, if you don’t know what I’m talking about! Oh, and make her the senpai too! Oh yeah. I could see where the abuse of power is coming from now! Just kidding! But yeah… Notice me senpai!!! Like how I noticed those tits!!!

Episode 1
* Shiori Katase pats the head of Takuma Shinozaki after he does a good job. As you can see, Katase is Shinozaki’s senior although she is petite, damn she got a pair of sugoi dekai tits!
* Working at the computer all that has stiffen Katase’s shoulders. Shinozaki hints of massaging it for her but realizes it might make things look erotic. Surprisingly she offers to massage his. Yeah, his big shoulders so stiff and hard. She wonders if her tiny hands can make him feel good! BETTER PHRASING, SENPAI!
* Shinozaki is nervous to do a presentation so Katase calms him down with that kanji writing on the palm. She does it for him, though. Did that make him even more nervous?
* Chinatsu Hayakawa is asocial and doesn’t want to come to the company’s drinking session as invited by Shinozaki. Aiko Yamagishi stares at them and wonders if they are dating because they are so close. They quickly deny it. Later Katase also talks to Shinozaki about this. He explains Hayakawa is his childhood friend and despite going to the same schools together, they also ended up working in the same company. Is that a curse? But what’s this? Katase feels jealous? OMG. Does Katase have feelings for him? Turns out she wants to be Hayakawa’s friend too. Shinozaki regrets his arrogance.
* Shinozaki notices Katase never getting mad. Well, she can scold others without being mad. Like now as she does to him. Why? Because he worked hard and never told her?! So yes, he must do so each time so that she gets a chance to praise him for his hard work.
* Katase abusing her authority to give a beer she mistakenly bought to Shinozaki? Then she also wants to use that same power abuse to treat him to dinner. Since it is getting a little cold, he lends her his jacket. Oversized. She soon returns it otherwise she will be intoxicated with his scent. Of course she gives excuses that others might see them like this.
* On his way to work, Shinozaki catches Katase trying to meow at a cat in the bushes. He fakes a purr and she thinks there is another cat. Then she gets very embarrassed after realizing he was making fun at her. As punishment, he will be a cat today. Yes, meow!

Episode 2
* Katase arrives early at office. Her pen accidentally rolled down underneath Shinozaki’s desk. As she goes to pick it up, he arrives. Misunderstanding. She tries to get out. Bumped her head. Now she’s resting on his lap. Worse, their boss Chihiro Akina and even Hayakawa sees this and get the wrong idea.
* Akina thinks Katase and Shinozaki are in love with each other. But to be sure, he tails them after work and follows them to some restaurant. There is nothing more in this world he loves than supporting those in love. So, he’s like a busybody and has no life of his own? He sees them together but they are oblivious to all the cliché romantic signs. Until Katase tries to stretch and look outside the window and being this close to Shinozaki makes him fluster. Katase gets the wrong idea when Shinozaki wants to stay a little longer but he meant he will walk her back to the station. Akina has had his fill of today’s romance and ‘dies’. WTF.
* Shinozaki thinks Katase forgot her umbrella so he decides to share his. He tries to strike up a conversation but asks awkward questions. Of course she says he doesn’t need to talk if he doesn’t want to. They talk about their speaking habits, etc. When they’re going to part, Shinozaki is willing to lend his umbrella but she has her own. Well, she just wanted to talk to him.
* Shinozaki is sick so Katase feels a bit guilty and decides to pay him a visit and nurse him back to health. Obviously he is the happiest man alive as Katase notes she can be more than just a big sister. Uhm, you mean like a mom too?!
* Shinozaki wants to buy a thank you gift for his senpai and seeks Hayakawa’s advice. I guess she isn’t impressed with his ideas. She suggests giving her something that will stick around and remind her of him. Shinozaki feels nervous to give the present but eventually does. It’s an apron. He hopes she can use it at home. Her home, not his, silly. Anyway, he still hopes she can visit again another day. The good mood has Akina suggesting giving them the rest of the day off!

Episode 3
* Akina remembers the time when Shinozaki first joined the company. Well, it wasn’t really all that long ago. So we see the flashback of him introducing himself for the first time and being made Katase’s junior. She is of course happy to have a kouhai. While she might look scary at first, eventually she will reveal her happy and cute side. It wasn’t just Shinozaki who was nervous as the new guy but Katase too as she worries about being a good senpai. But don’t worry, they’ll laugh and learn a lot from each other. Akina feels nostalgic about this but the duo obviously feeling embarrassed.
* Noticing that Katase wants this plusie, Shinozaki offers to play this crane game and get it for her. So as he starts, we can see Katase’s eagerness. But when he fails, she goes into gloom mode. Yeah, so cute. This cycle can’t repeat itself forever as Katase sets a budget. So on the final try, Shinozaki wins big as he also gets a couple of other plushies together. As the plushies look like them, they Katase thinks of naming it after themselves. First name basis? She’s okay with it.
* Yamagishi calls Katase, Shinozaki and Hayakawa because the company is going to make a new Meowtaro game (it’s their company’s mascot) so she needs some input on love and romance. Yes, it’s going to be a dating sim. Obviously the trio has no experience in romance. Shinozaki wonders if the story of Hayakawa meeting her prince charming is it. Time for her to relate the story. When she first came for interview for this company, her shoe broke. Prince charming AKA Akina then helped to fix it. When it’s her turn for the interview, she was delighted to see him as one of the interviewers. As the rest do not know that prince charming’s identity, Hayakawa drops the subject and leaves them hanging.
* Despite only being plushies, Katase is being conscious about it especially the one that represents Shinozaki. Turning the plushie the other way so as not to watch her changing? And then an accident has the dolls end up in a compromising position. Is she fantasizing all that?! Better stop yourself before you fall into depravity.

Episode 4
* Hayakawa is on her way to a cosplay event. Only, Akina sees her! Hi girl, whatcha doing? Hayakawa fears he will start teasing her and calling her creepy but surprisingly he finds it cool and starts spamming how cute she is. She hopes he can keep this a secret from anyone else. Sure thing. He finds her to be even cuter and this makes her even more embarrassed. Because of that, she can’t concentrate on work and can’t help think about her secret being exposed. And then Akina invites her out to dinner. Just the 2 of them. There is something he wants to tell her. Oh dear. Not a date, right? Just a normal dinner, right? And so everything goes on normally until he tells her the need to tell her something. So it sounds like he is going to confess to her but turns out he is now in love with this cosplay thingy and wants to attend a cosplay event with her! He’s already got a camera ready to take pics of her! The more embarrassed she gets, the more he spams how cute she is. Amazing she isn’t dead…
* Hayakawa and Shinozaki interacting like normal. Katase teasing Akina that Hayakawa might be getting closer to Shinozaki. However the joke is on her as Akina is tormented between the choice of Shinozaki x Hayakawa or Katase x Shinozaki! She hints Akina x Hayakawa option but he misinterprets and thinks Katase x Hayakawa! Akina still has the last laugh as he hints she might be worried Hayakawa getting too close to Shinozaki.
* Hayakawa talks to Shinozaki about Akina finding out about her cosplay. They’re childhood friends so he already knows. But he doesn’t think that is the problem. True. It’s a good thing he doesn’t know she draws BL!!! Speaking of the devil, here he comes?! Did he hear?! Yeah, he whispers, what the heck is BL!
* Halloween spirit. Katase teases Shinozaki to feed her a chocolate. Too bad, shy boy took too long so she eats it herself. However she starts to feel strange. Oh great. It has alcohol. Drunk Katase then starts kissing Hayakawa! Akina can’t stop taking pics! So she is a kissing machine when drunk? What are your chances, Shinozaki?! Then she wants to say something to Akina. Turns out she is just grateful for all he has done. Now it’s Shinozaki’s turn. Uhm, she’s crying?! Does this mean he is always causing trouble for her? Actually, he has now become a reliable person unlike before. So, she’s like his mom now? But feel free to still rely on her. She gives him a big hug. Akina can’t stop taking pics. Akina takes this chance to ask Katase what she thinks of Shinozaki personally. With her face so red, she claims she isn’t sure… Akina confused. Hayakawa wants him to delete that yuri kissing pic. Oh, you mean the one he already set on his home screen background?!

Episode 5
* Katase and Shinozaki see some animal sleepwear on display. They start thinking how cute the other would be if they put it on. Of course, getting embarrassed with those thoughts. A reporter then wants to interview them for being a couple for her online channel. Too bad they’re not dating. She gets depressed because all those she tried to interview aren’t a couple. So she keeps bugging them to pretend to be one and won’t leave until they do so! Katase agrees to play the part although she realizes she has no experience in being a girlfriend. After a few questions, the reporters ask about their first kiss. Panic time. Should they lie and make this up too? Then she asks Shinozaki is he thinks of putting up another persona to play the boyfriend. Wow. Acting like a playboy and getting all touchy with Katase. Must be so convincing, she thinks it is real. Then she realizes he is putting all his effort into this pretend play and is proud of him. Finally, the reporter wants a kiss. So Katase pulls him close and makes it look like they’re doing so (blocked by her purse). Later the duo thought the reporter’s website isn’t that famous and nobody would see it but oh well, everyone in office has seen it.
* After the company holds a Christmas gathering, Katase and Shinozaki walk home together as they talk about their childhood Santa experience. As it is getting cold, Shinozaki realizes she doesn’t have gloves so he thought of keeping her close to make her warm. Turns out she has a pair. That was almost embarrassing. She has one for him but it is incomplete. Will be completed next year for sure. Then she gives him an animal sleepwear she bought as his present. He too thought of the same thing. After exchanging gifts, the mood seems right for them. But a camera flash ruins it. Oh my, Akina and Hayakawa have been watching them?! Hayakawa pointing out Katase being bold for discussing the sleepwear. Katase claims it is so they can take pictures and show each other. This leads to them exchanging contacts. Yes, Akina and Hayakawa too. Back home, Katase tries out the sleepwear and finds it a bit short. So she’s asking the Shinozaki plushie for his opinion? No answer but she has an idea on how the real one will respond.

Episode 6
* Fancy Katase as a sexy little Santa? Oh yeah! Too bad it’s just Shinozaki’s dream. Aww, shucks!
* As the deadline for her BL is nearing, Hayakawa’s assistants are all busy. But don’t worry, Akina can help! He proves he has the skills and since she is short of manpower, what choice does she have? Thanks to his help, she makes it for the deadline. Akina couldn’t have put it in a more ambiguous way that this is the product of their love! During the exhibition, an old friend of Hayakawa visits and she can’t help think Akina is her boyfriend in which of course she denies greatly. It doesn’t help when Akina keeps saying ambiguous stuffs to continue making her think so.
* Shinozaki and Katase talk with each other over the phone as the former invites the latter to visit the shrine. All this has Shinozaki’s elder sister, Yutaka suspect he has a girlfriend. While he denies, Yutaka learns this senpai of his is a woman and so she concludes he has found a girlfriend.
* Suddenly Katase is a stray cat put up for adoption?! So cute, Shinozaki can’t help pet her. But wait! She is acting like a cat and starts touching him all over too! Death by cuteness. And yeah, turns out it is all a dream. Strangely, Katase too has this dream and from her side, it seems she can’t control her body and did what she did. That was one helluva crazy dream to start the new year.
* As Yutaka continues to suspect her brother having a girlfriend, she asks him a series of quizzes to find out his taste in women. Fluffy meowy smiley cat girl? She decides to check her out and follows Shinozaki as he meets up with his colleagues at the shrine. Seeing how freaking cute this tiny senpai is, instantly Yutaka goes to hug her all over. This is called background check? Oh, can she take her home too? Certainly not! Akina then introduces himself and explains how great the pair works together. How would she like to get a little sister? She can if her brother marries her! Instantly Yutaka gives her approval for marriage as she and Akina bug them for a wedding date as well as argue who should give the speech at their wedding! Hayakawa notes she has not changed and goes into a frenzy whenever she sees something small and cute. This is why Yutaka doesn’t mess with her. Don’t worry, Akina won’t make her feel left out as he pets her head and claims she is also small and cute. Then goes back with wedding plans discussion with Yutaka. Hayakawa puts her foot down and protects Katase. Let’s resume the shrine visiting, please.

Episode 7
* Katase realizes she has grown a bit taller and wants Shinozaki to guess. He observers her and thinks it is a change in shampoo. So this makes her mad? She gives him another hint. A body growth. Oh dear. Why does the boobs seem like the most obvious answer? He gives up so she reveals her height. Then he notes about the boots she is wearing. So that is what make her taller. She feels embarrassed about it and remains seated and sulking.
* Satoshi Ishiyama from the PR side wants Shinozaki to do something for him. Luckily Katase returns to tell him off not to pile on unnecessary jobs for her subordinate. Ishiyama runs away but then sends an email to him if he still wants to do it in secret. Katase waltzes over to his side to give him an earful. If he really needs something done, he must speak to his superior first so that they can work things out. Well then, in that case he will.
* Hayakawa doing a job requested by Ishiyama. Akina pops up to check on her and tells her she shouldn’t just accept assignments on her own. She might be nice in helping others out but that is just being taken advantage of. Basically, that’s not very nice. He will have a word with Ishiyama and this brings Hayakawa to tears, shocking him for the first time.
* As Akina takes Hayakawa out to dinner, she flusters when he sits next to her. For some reason, she asks for his romantic history but as he relates, nothing eventful. It is one reason why he feels happier in cheering on someone else’s love life. Yutaka is eating alone next table and wants to join them. She sits too close to Akina, causing Hayakawa to feel uncomfortable. This has Yutaka have the wrong idea that Hayakawa wants her to sit next to her and so she does. Both Akina and Yutaka try to make the other sit next to Hayakawa in which Hayakawa eventually makes them both sit together.
* Shinozaki has a big shock when he wakes up as Yutaka is on him. She wants pics of Katase. He claims he doesn’t so she tells him to get some. On whose orders? Akina’s! Since when they became buddies?! Yutaka then steals his handphone and sends a message to Katase requesting for a pic. Katase is shocked at first but soon gets a message from him about the truth. In that case, does he still want one? Katase snaps a pic of herself but soon realizes the embarrassment. In a dilemma to send, eventually Shinozaki has something to do. This makes Katase conflicted. Yutaka makes amends to Katase by sending various pics of Shinozaki! Including one in the bath… When he was a baby!
* Shinozaki when meeting Katase on his way to work, is embarrassed about his sister’s act yesterday. He panics and says he still wants a pic of her. But she has a better suggestion: Let’s take one together. Akina approves of it and will help them take one. Both are nervous as hell as they stand next to each other. Hayakawa didn’t miss out on the action as she has roped in for the group photo. This is sent to Yutaka who feels left out. She wants to be in on this picture too!

Episode 8
* Hayakawa laments not enough vacation time after the New Year. If there was only extended holiday to head to the hotspring and relax. Of course there is the paid leave and everyone gets the idea to go there together.
* At the inn, there is also a pool. Shinozaki wonders what kind of cute swimsuit Katase will don. Looks like she went for the mature looks. Feast your eyes on those melons! Akina could make his compliment so easy but Shinozaki is panicking like hell on thinking what to say without sounding like a pervert. He thinks he can cover that by taking a swim together. However Katase rejects. At first he thought she doesn’t want him to see her in a swimsuit but the actual fact is that she doesn’t know how to swim. She relates that she almost drowned when young and thus the phobia. Don’t worry, Shinozaki will provide a few basic lessons. Shinozaki then has leg cramps. He almost drowns until Katase dives him to save him. She was scared about him dying. During this, he top comes undone. He manages to catch and tie it back. But she seems not impressed. Shinozaki thinks she wants an apology and more but it’s not actually that…
* Katase feels embarrassed by the whole thing and hopes to regain her honour before bed. But too bad she got drunk during dinner and is now all over Shinozaki. Akina and Hayakawa leave the room to let them be. You’re on your own. The only way Shinozaki can deal with this is to play along until she tires out. Well then, it’s going to be a long night as she spoils him like a kid. When he pretends to be sleepy, she puts him to bed. Looking like a compromising position. At this point, Hayakawa and Akina are returning and it will be bad to see them like this so they hide in the closet. With Katase still drunk and making noises, he has to quiet her down. This has his hand on her boobs. This shock noise has Hayakawa think the room is haunted! As Katase is crawling out, Shinozaki dumps the sheets on her. Now she looks like a ghost! Run! Katase is now asleep. The coast is clear. However she is holding onto him and won’t let go. So when the rest come back with the inn manager about a ghost, they see this compromising position. Akina quickly calls Yutaka. It’s wedding time!

Episode 9
* Akina has Katase and Shinozaki head down to the basement to get some merchandise for their next event. Little do they know, they stumble into an office romance between Masao Yoshida and Yuri Ito. Seeing the couple want to get even more risqué, this forces our duo to go hide in the closet. Yup. How cramped. And you bet they have to hold it in with such close proximity as Katase’s boobs are touching all over him. How long are they going to fool around? Dunno. But Shinozaki has an idea to text them using the group chat so that they can leave. Too bad Katase’s phone is in the back of her skirt. He can’t reach it unless. Yeah. Slowly wrap your hands around it to take it. Eventually it works as those lovebirds flee, thinking they might be caught for slacking. Shinozaki and Katase leave their cramped space but very embarrassed. Even more so this causes them unable to sleep at night.
* Next day, Shinozaki wants to see Katase later to tell her about something. Hence she starts to worry if this would lead to some sort of confession. Then as she talks to the other girls about office romance, they discuss about the different types of guys would be about their girl. Katase imagining Shinozaki in these different personalities. So she prefers the infantile one? Yeah, it might make her look like a shotacon… Ito is here to brag how both men and women can change each other. Then both the dumb couple start to make out in full display of their affections! Too shocking for Katase to handle? Yup, she imagines herself and Shinozaki like that. No way! It’s too dumb!
* Shinozaki waits for Katase to arrive and indeed he wants to confess to her. When she arrives, she immediately talks about staying as good colleagues because she doesn’t want to become completely dumb! This shocks Shinozaki so he is forced to play along and hopes they’ll be good colleagues. Yeah. We’re on the same page. Such heartbreak.
* Fancy seeing Katase as a magical girl! Yeah, fighting against the new Demon Lord in town AKA Shinozaki. So he is kind enough to give his name card, huh? And there’s one time she can’t transform so our professor Hayakawa has an older version she could use. Turns out to be a very skimpy outfit! An excuse for Shinozaki to take his leave because he wouldn’t want to fight her not at her best.

Episode 10
* Uhm, we’re still continuing this magical thingy?! Oh well, Akina decides to become a spy and work under Katase so that he could give some info to Shinozaki. Yes, Katase values loyal men! That useful enough?
* With the company having another competition among the rookies, the winning group will get a trip to a luxury resort in Okinawa. Katase remembers Akina winning the award in his first year. Later as Shinozaki talks to Ishiyama about this, this leads to a change in topic about Ishiyama wondering how far Shinozaki has gone with Katase. Has he not felt her boobs already?! This talk is interrupted by Akari Kurusu who is currently the most promising rookie this year. She thinks they’re doing sexual harassment so Ishiyama tries to handle this by claiming Shinozaki and Katase are already dating. Did he just made it more complicated? Kurusu returns to her manager, Shinobu Takatsukasa whom she admires greatly. She talks about her rivalry with Akina and he always bested her. Although Akina has slowed down and Takatsukasa continued to rise, she still can’t forget his talents. That is why she has talked to the boss if Kurusu wins this competition, she will have Akina transfer to her department! Of course Shinozaki won’t have that and will win. Well then. May the best rookie win. Shinozaki goes back to see both Katase and Akina very relaxed. Better up your game.
* As part of Shinozaki’s idea, his team visits a kindergarten to mingle with the kids. The highlight is this lonely girl, Marin. Shinozaki and Katase play with her and soon she wants to play house. Katase can foresee Marin might pair them as husband and wife but well, she gets the role of the pet cat. Is that much worse? Marin will be the mom instead! Kitty tries to get in between daddy and mommy! Mommy orders kitty to lie on daddy’s lap! Oh my. Is this even worse? But how does it feel? Then as they continue playing, naughty boy Tomo goes to bully her. Obviously Shinozaki knows he likes her so he tells her to be nice to the girl he likes. He does so but she’s still ruing from his bullying and now bullies him back! Oh kids… As the adults return, Katase can’t help think of Shinozaki’s words. Then she gets conscious as he treats her nicely. Death by niceness?

Episode 11
* Shinozaki is working so hard that it is obvious it is affecting his health. Katase talks to him it isn’t all about winning so just do your best. Meanwhile Takatsukasa is happy with Kurusu’s work but why doesn’t Kurusu seem happy? In fact, when Shinozaki bumped into her, she ran away in tears. Thinking she must be with lots of pressure, he hopes Katase could talk to her.
* Katase talks to Kurusu who is very defensive at first. But after a few ice breakers, Kurusu can’t stop talking? The big reveal shows that Kurusu sucks at drawing. She has tried it for a long time and it didn’t get better. She doesn’t want to disappoint Takatsukasa but Katase says to tell her the truth. Nobody is going to mock he for putting in the effort. After all, she must tell her superior if there is something she isn’t good at. Kurusu does so and starts crying. Takatsukasa and realizes she has been putting pressure on her. She then rallies the rest of her team to support Kurusu.
* On the day of the presentation, Katase getting nervous instead so it is Shinozaki’s turn to calm her down. Kurusu is here to thank Shinozaki but also renew their rivalry. It is then Katase learns about the manager snatching deal. Why did he not tell her?! Apparently Akina and Hayakawa already knew. Shinozaki reasons that he has been under her guidance and feels he will not lose.
* During the presentation, Hayakawa presents while Shinozaki is in a cat mascot outfit, using the friendship theme in their presentation after their kindergarten stint. Katase getting a bit jealous as there are lots of other girls having a feel of the mascot! At the end of the presentation, she confronts him and wants a big hug too. Then it turns out the person behind it is Akina! Shinozaki swapped out to do some last minute data fixing thingy. She can have her big hug with Shinozaki now. Not!
* The boss announces the winner. But it seems Shinozaki and Kurusu are tied with some excellence award (not the main prize). Kurusu feels sad since Takatsukasa won’t be able to get Akina. Oh, she forgot all about it due to the intense competition! Besides, this made her realize that to strive for greater heights, she needs her valuable subordinates more. Anyway, the big rookie prize goes to Yuusuke Yamagishi?! OMFG! WTF?! The least motivated person wins the big prize?! So frustrating…

Episode 12
* Katase hints to Shinozaki to do something naughty after their company’s drinking party. Well, it’s to go eat ramen. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! Sure baited you horny viewers there! But then they heard other people talk about eating ramen late at night improves one’s libido. Oh sh*t…
* Yamagishi has created a Meowtaro game. Well, she anthropomorphize them as hot guys! Too bad Kurusu hates it! Not cats, not good! So as they test play it, it seems certain lines follow exactly the same as that Shinozaki-Katase’s failed confession. This makes them both panic as they think some sort of rejection has happened. However with Yamagishi giving some opinions about the game, the duo realize it is not over yet and they still have a chance. So as Shinozaki ponders if their relationship would forever be senior-junior, he manages to get ‘permission’ for her to ask her out for shopping or even send a text for no reason. Hey, at least they’re friends, right? I hope this doesn’t give the term friendzone and new meaning.
* However with both of them still feeling shy to ask each other such, obviously they start to panic. Something must change! They need a good timing for that. And it seems with the Golden Week holidays coming up, Yamagishi making suggestions of going to the amusement park. This gives our duo some ideas (including some naughty bits of bathing together at the hotel?!). The gang even plan to go there as a group but since their schedules do not match, they will have to wait for another time. However this gives Shinozaki the perfect chance to ask Katase out to the amusement park. Gladly.
* As Shinozaki prepares to go out, Yutaka keeps bugging him about this date with Shiori. Though, he keeps denying and this is just an outing with friends! Can’t be a date if you haven’t confessed or go out steady yet, right? Right. Shinozaki and Katase meet at the amusement park and have their fun. When it’s time to leave, they are shocked to see Yutaka, Akina and Hayakawa there too. Well, since Shinozaki said it is an outing for friends, she called Akina who in turn called Hayakawa to join in. At least, they can help take a picture of them together.

No Love Is Too Small For A Big Heart
Sorry, looks like they’ll have to continue to be the senior-junior relationship for now. Not ready to rock the boat yet. This way, they can continue to have more fun before taking the plunge. Oh you know, the path of no return when a man and a woman gets married! HAHAHA! As long as the official confession doesn’t happen, anything (and a lot) can happen. Yeah, enjoy your single life together for now. Especially this dating. Oh sorry, this friendship. I’m sure not everybody is lucky to have a cute (and busty) petite senpai. Shinozaki you lucky bastard!!!

If you do not like shows with a heavy plot to follow, then this one is very ideal because shows of such genres literally have no plot at all. Generally, it is the shenanigans and antics of office workers. To be it in a very broad and general sense. Of course, hinting and trolling us with some office romance between the characters but that is so much about it. Every episode here is random and doesn’t necessarily affect the next. Safe to say you can see it in almost any order and still won’t lose much. After all, it is mostly Shinozaki getting his guidance from Katase. The duo work closely together but too close sometimes (okay, make that many times) that the close proximity will have sparks flying be all over. And then there’s those meddling co-workers or rather their manager who really wants to get them together and almost catching them with their pants down. And you thought the office life was helluva boring. Unless it’s a black company…

Our main characters, Shinozaki and Katase are just like any other characters of the genre. They are lovable in their own ways. Hence the ‘charm’ of the series is to see them getting close to each other in various circumstances as they blush and get embarrassed with their close proximity. It is obvious from the start that they both like each other but I guess the thought of an office romance especially one between a superior and worker might be frowned upon because of the abuse of authority. I mean, imagine the perspective of an outsider. Shinozaki getting close to Katase just to earn some favours from her and vice versa. Doesn’t that look like abuse of authority to you? So yeah, they have to be cautious about it but in the meantime, we all know they’re just making us frustrated with all the trolling. Short of confessing to each other, here, have all those blushing and embarrassed moments as our reward for watching their cutie act.

Other than that, it seems the other don’t want to be seen as some sort of a loose person to the other. Often as we see, Shinozaki and Katase would habitually start to overthink their actions which may lead the other to think it is more than just that. So they have to forcefully stop it and react with all the blushing and flushing so as the return the situation to normalcy. It happens so many times and you wonder why they still aren’t an item. Oh right. That superior-worker relationship takes precedence. So it’s going to be a while to see them dating each other unless they resign! Until then, keep on entertaining with those cute tomfooleries and silliness.

Obviously trying to bait some viewers into watching this is of course Katase herself. Unlike the other aforementioned series in which the female leads is small and flat, Katase is small and busty. Makes you wonder if all her growth went into the boobs instead! So yes, she is the poster girl of the series and providing the much needed eye candy and fanservice-cum-motivation for guys to keep watching this series till the end. To make up for her petite size, she is big in her heart. Oh heck, those boobs are in the way to see the goodness of her heart! HAHAHA!!! Sighs…

To make her even cuter, sometimes she turns into some sort of a cat. Cuteness level ramped up to off the charts! However I want to point out something about her whenever she is in this mode. You see, whenever Katase is a happy kitten, she wags her tail! I mean, a cat wagging its tail?! I thought only dogs wag their tail feverishly like that?! Basic knowledge says when a cat wags its tail, they are annoyed or unhappy. Even so, they don’t wag their tail this fast. So it gives a whole lot of confusion to me since I thought she might be a dog. But nope, she’s a cat. And she keeps wagging her tail like a dog. Uhm, so is she cat dog?! ARGH! I’m so confused! But hell, cat logic doesn’t apply here. It’s Katase we’re talking about! Because her boobs already defy gravity and physics, so screw this cat behaviour too! As long as Katase is cute, we approve! Now give us more meowing cuteness, Katase style!

The trolling romance between Shinozaki and Katase might be cute. But to make this series even funnier and a whole lot wackier, this is where Akina comes in. Ah yes, there is always that strange meddling nosy person. While Akina is not a bad person per se, it seems he really wants to get both of them together. He has this uncanny ability to just pop up anywhere and at any time, surprising us with his straight smiling face! Is that scary or what? So much so, I think he might be some sort of angel or a cupid disguised as a human! I guess it is always easier to watch and support the love of others than your own. What was it again about his own love life? Never mind. Because it’s more fun to watch Shinozaki and Katase getting together. He gets his kicks from it and it’s like he has no other stuffs in life and only enjoys this. And he’ll be there waiting when you least expected it. Watching with glee…

They also want to hint another office pair: Akina and Hayakawa but this one feels a lot secondary compared to Shinozaki and Katase. More often, it feels like Hayakawa is dragged into this flow of antics rather than on her own volition. Because Akina has helped her out many times too, considering there are some circumstances that put them together, what are the chances of them being an item? Too bad Shinozaki x Katase pair still steals the limelight so either way, Hayakawa will have to be secondary whether she likes it or not. To add fuel to all the madness, Shinozaki’s sister AKA Yutaka is equally as feverishly mad as Akina when it comes to the matters of her brother. Yeah, the duo can be partners in crime to set up Shinozaki in some romance antics. Like as though big sister has no love life of her own. Yeah, who would want to date and marry this crazy woman! So the next best bet for her is to see her little brother succeed in this romance area. You can tell as she is very impatient in wanting to marry him off and get her hands on the cute Katase as her sister in law. Wedding bells when? Keep waiting then.

The other minor characters are also wacky but do not take much of the spotlight away from the main ones. Like Ishiyama who is just annoying (in a funny sense) because he keeps bugging others to help him. Then there is Yamagishi of the PR department who is just so unmotivated. I mean, a guy in the PR section lacking enthusiasm? I wonder how this company’s image survived. Then there’s the real office couple of Yoshida and Ito to remind us all that it can still happen. But don’t spend too much time with each other during company’s hours. That’s not productive! And of course Kurusu and Takatsukasa, another example how a good manager can boost the morale and productivity of their worker with the right support. Thank goodness this is not a black company, eh? Such good companies will spawn good workers and will bring more profits to the company. Ah, how we wished there were more companies like that in the world. So what do black companies get? Their unhappy workers die and get the isekai treatment! HOLY SH*T!!! SAY IT ISN’T SO!!!! But I guess everybody here I assume is having a happy life because with not much back stories on the characters, it makes them a whole lot simpler rather than a complicated character. Yeah, it’s not that kind of anime. So character development? Heck, we’re even having a hard time pushing through Shinozaki x Katase romance!

Art and animation of the series are quite bright and clean. But the character designs may look a bit cartoonish as their looks have a more simplistic design. At first glance, it might look like a show for younger audiences but then again after seeing those huge racks from Katase, obviously it is not. This anime is done by Project No. 9 who did animes with cute girls like Ro-Kyu-Bu, Ryuuou No Oshigoto, Shachiku-san Wa Youjo Yurei, Tenshi No 3P and Watashi Noryouku Wa Heikinchi De Tte Itta Yo Ne. So don’t be surprised to see such cuteness trademarks in here.

Voice acting is pretty decent as I only recognized Hiro Shimono as Ishiyama. That trademark goofy idiotic voice, can never miss it. But somehow I did for Mikako Komatsu as Yutaka :’(. Anyway, the rest are Hina Tachibana as Katase (Maina in Oshi Ga Budoukan Ittekuretara Shinu), Yuuki Shin as Shinozaki (Jinn in Edens Zero), Nobunaga Shimazaki as Akina (Shido in Date A Live), Yumiri Hanamori as Hayakawa (Nadeshiko in Yuru Camp), Hina Yomiya as Kurusu (Yamada in Boku No Kokoro No Yabai Yatsu) and Yuuki Urushiyama as Takatsukasa. The opening theme, Honey by Touya Kobayashi sounds like a generic anime pop rock. It feels like I’ve heard this kind of tune somewhere before but I just can’t put my finger on it. The same can be said for the ending theme, Sugar by YU-KA. Just your average pop song with some great guitar strumming but once more, feels like I’ve heard the tune from somewhere before. Feel free to help refresh my memory.

Overall, just another funny office romance comedy like as though this is the boobs version of Senpai Ga Uzai Kouhai No Hanashi. Lots of heart-warming moments if you include Katase getting embarrassed and pouting like crazy after that! Otherwise it is pretty basic and not too heavy for those who want to watch something light and funny and not invest in a series that has too many characters and long dragged out stories (looking at a certain pirate series!!!). Yeah. Don’t we all just wish we have a great supportive (and busty cute) boss like Katase? As well as a great company that has great work environment? Ah yes. How sweet. Forgive me for sounding sceptical because all that seems more probable as fantasy than real. Even dying in a black company and getting the isekai treatment sounds more realistic than this!

Kanojo Okarishimasu S3

Hello folks. I can’t believe it. But it’s here. Because the world’s most hated simp is back for yet another season! Ah yes, who would’ve guessed that Kanojo Okarishimasu S3 would happen. I know, from the way things ended in the second season, it was only right another sequel would happen. But we didn’t believe it could. But it did. And so now we’re here once again, being jealous and seething with anger-cum-jealousy as the plainest guy gets to date a few hot (rental) girlfriends while trying to hold in his sanity-cum-libido. Yeah. Don’t we all just want to be this guy? Too bad reality is for us and it sucks hard while Kazuya gets to continue his dream fantasy. Yeah, this season gives us losers another excuse to continue our infuriation…

Episode 25
Kazuya goes to see some crowdfunding expert and is given the lowdown on everything. Yeah, not as easy as it seems. With Kazuya’s amateurish setup and all, this isn’t going to fly. Back home, Kazuya talks to Chizuru about this bad news and she thinks he should take this advice. As for using her real name, she is keen on doing that because her dream is going to be an actress so she needs to use her name. Her real friends will not be concerned about it and she won’t pay heed to those who badmouth her. As Kazuya is impressed with her, this talk is interrupted when his other next door neighbour pops up to tell them to not keep talking like this at the balcony. It’s bothersome. If they are going to do this, why not just start dating? With Chizuru calling this off, you bet Kazuya is going to have a grudge on this new neighbour. Next day in college, he bumps into her. Oh, so you mean Mini Yaemori also goes to this college and is a first year? He pulls her aside to talk to her about keeping quiet about this relationship thingy while trying not to reveal too much. Surprisingly she gets it because she too has special relationships with someone and wouldn’t like it if someone talks bad. Apparently it’s some 2D waifu. Oh well… Back home, Kazuya is racking his brains on this crowdfunding thingy. How to consult Chizuru if their balcony meetings are off? Well, she texts to come over. Why panic? I thought this was what he wanted? Better start cleaning up the place! And so she is here, even reminding him this isn’t a date but to discuss the crowdfunding. Come back down to earth. So as Kazuya gives all the figures, obviously he gets distracted by her well-endowed body. Uh huh. Never been this close during normal rental times! Yeah, she’s a walking bomb shell! WMD, Weapon of Male Destruction! You said it, Kazuya! Returning to the serious discussion, he thinks of letting her grandma know about this. She is okay with it since she wants to make her dream come true. With Kazuya’s stomach growling, Chizuru whips up a rice omelette for him. Have to get the ingredients from her place since his has none! Better appreciate the food the angel made for you! More crowdfunding talk as Kazuya pledges to use his savings for this. It’s his dream too so he can use the money as he wishes. Though, not very much… As Chizuru leaves, Ruka is at the doorstep! OMG! Explosions gonna start this late at night?!

Episode 26
Alright. Let the Ruka ranting begin! Accusing them of this and that, is she going to lose it once she sees what happens inside his room? Oh boy. Now she’s crying. For now, things are calmed down when Chizuru says she’ll explain everything. So let’s go inside and talk about this like adults, okay? It seems this whole drama has been witnessed by Mini and now she knows Chizuru is a rental girlfriend. Chizuru explains the movie that Kazuya is trying to help her make. He too apologizes for not telling her. So I guess the only way is for Ruka to give her approval is if she is also in on this project. Need all the help you can get, right? With this settled, Ruka wants Kazuya to choose whose cooking was better. Oh great. Another landmine. After some deliberation, he goes with Ruka. Obviously making her the happiest girl. That smug Ruka looks that screams I-have-won-b*tch! Chizuru being mature and not resorting to any childish reactions and playing it cool. Next day, Chizuru talks to grandma about the movie and she gives her blessing. Grandma wants to thank Kazuya for all this and previously she was worried about him. She also cautions Chizuru about everyone has their flaws and imperfections. Kazuya isn’t perfect either but she can vouch that he is the perfect guy for her. Kazuya gives the great news that the crowdfunding has been given the green light. So, why the long face, Chizuru? Then she puts on the nicest smile to say he is a nice guy. Yeah, that gave him lots of motivation. Soon, the crowdfunding is a hit with already 33 backers and hitting 120 grand in one night. Now the real challenge starts as they haven’t got a script ready yet. That night as he goes out to get some food, suddenly Mini pulls him into her place. WTF is she trying to seduce him?! After regaining her composure, she then reveals the video she recorded over that Ruka drama! Oh sh*! Needing to protect Chizuru, he will do anything and explains the whole thing. Mini is impressed with everything and wants to call him master?! She clears the air this isn’t for blackmail but self-defence since it will be handy if she ever gets dragged into anything messy. Like how?! She also shows him her room filled with cosplay stuffs. She is a cosplayer and live streamer although not a very famous one. Mini claims Chizuru is in love with him because it has been a year and he’s a loser, right?! Ouch. He denies it but she will support his love all the way. I hope that won’t affect his work.

Episode 27
Kazuya has got the perfect script for the movie and has Chizuru read it. The duo then go meet Tabuse (Kazuya’s senior from a film club) to discuss about the filming. Originally the club already had plans to do some shooting during the summer but with Kazuya begging like hell, was he going to refuse? But soon, the crowdfunding is losing steam. Oh dear. Mini comes in to bug Kazuya about his progress with Chizuru. That is when she finds out about the movie and offers to help since she has some experiencing in crowdfunding. She takes a look at what he has done and will analyse it. Later that night since he is so determined to make this movie a success, she calls for a strategic meeting. That’s right. Chizuru and Ruka are here too! Oh dear. Ruka obviously not impressed. WHO THE F*CK THIS WOMAN???!!! Despite assurance they have no romantic relationships, Ruka is not convinced and trying to assert she is the real girlfriend. The serious discussion begins with Mini stating some of the strategies like creating a few more tiers and more importantly, Chizuru can use some of the items she doesn’t want as rewards. Chizuru agrees to it. No dirty thoughts, please. Kazuya is tasked to hand out flyers as promo but I guess he isn’t having a good time since nobody wants to take from him unlike Ruka. So happen to pass by is Sumi. IS SHE STILL RELEVANT?! On her way to meet up with her dad, she finds out what Kazuya is doing. She wants to help him and so she ekes out the loudest voice she can (which is also soft but cute) to attract people to take the flyers. Mini is in Chizuru’s room to scout for items to be used. This qipao looks like the biggest prize. And before Mini can open the lingerie drawer, you bet Chizuru is using all her might to prevent that and us from fantasizing what colours she wear!!! NOOOO!!! But soon Mini asks if she has a boyfriend. Obviously not. What about Kazuya then? Just a good guy. That is when Mini says Kazuya likes her. No, not as a person. Chizuru continues to deny it as she has asked him in person before and he denied. Mini believes the situation has changed but Chizuru looks unconvinced as she claims he is not stupid to get serious about a rental girlfriend. Yeah, maybe she is the one who is stupid for not facing reality!!! Mini adds that among the guys she has dated, has she ever considered one who would make her happy for life?

Episode 28
Kazuya is confused since Chizuru is giving him weird looks and the cold shoulder. Chizuru tells Umi about her crowdfunding project. As Umi has a lot of followers, a retweet may help her cause a lot. He agrees to do it but in exchange wants her to attend a play with him. As Kazuya frets about Chizuru’s strange behaviour and thinks she is fed up with him, Mini is acting suspicious that she might know something. Then she spills the beans of what happened and Kazuya ‘died’ at that point. But what’s this? Chizuru texting him and wants to discuss something? Apparently is that ‘date’ with Umi thingy. You see, this play happens on the final day of the crowdfunding in which all of them are to hand out flyers. Umi already had plans to go with someone but that someone couldn’t make it and since the tickets were hard to get, Chizuru told him she would think about it. Kazuya is definitely against it as he thinks Umi is being a playboy. However Mini wants her to go in exchange for the retweet. Mini argues this is a small price to pay for something huge in return. I mean, is Kazuya okay in failing this project? Look at this as another rental girlfriend point of view. She’s got a point. And so Kazuya reluctantly agrees. So while Chizuru goes out on that ‘date’, the rest hand out flyers and Kazuya can’t concentrate. His mind only on Chizuru. At the end of the play, Chizuru is very fascinated with it. She laments and knows Umi wanted to come with his girlfriend but she got sick. However he says he lied. He already broke up with her a week ago. Oh. Besides, he thinks they aren’t compatible as he prefers girls who are more into plays. Get the hint? Chizuru tries to excuse herself. Got some business elsewhere. Umi then says he has reserved a posh place for them to dine and would love to hear her opinions about the play. Kazuya is losing hope when Chizuru turns up. He really wants to know what happened. Nothing. Music to his ears. Flashback shows Chizuru turned Umi down for dinner. So he asked her if she loves Kazuya. She denied and claimed he is just some guy in the same college making a movie with her. But Umi noted she has become more cheerful these days. He thought it was her grandma getting better. He wondered if she likes guys who changed things for her. Flashes of Kazuya. Think hard… She said she doesn’t like him. But she doesn’t dislike him either. At the end of the day, a miracle happens as their crowdfunding not only reach its target but went over it by 30 grand.

Episode 29
The filming begins. Chizuru and Kazuya give their opening statements. Kazuya thought his speech was weird but when Chizuru starts clapping, the rest follows suit. During filming, a cicada is being noisy and interrupting the shooting. I understand Kazuya offers to go buzz it off from the bridge but could he not get a little closer instead of having to stretch so much like that? Yeah, cicada gone but he falls into the river. WTF. Don’t worry, he survives. The very emotional crying scene of Chizuru is so real that it brings many crew members to tears. This has Kazuya worry that they live in different worlds. You bet his insecurities are acting up again so during the break, he talks about how different they are to Chizuru but surprise, surprise. She has not regret meeting him ever once although many times she felt like she wanted to punch him. Which she already has. So you see my Kazuya boy, there is still hope for you. Kazuya is soon in a pinch because Tabuse has other shooting commitments and will leave the final filming scene to Kazuya. It is not difficult in filming this last scene so he can do it himself. Yeah, very likely this guy trying to setup Kazuya with Chizuru on an overnight trip! Kazuya then seeks Mini’s help and she will gladly help out. Then he calls Chizuru and surprisingly she agrees. On the day they meet at the train station, suddenly Mini calls and claims she can’t come. Hence only Kazuya and Chizuru board the shinkansen. Something fishy is going on. You bet. It was all a trap set up by Mini to make them both be together. She believes Chizuru’s opinions of him have increased and strike while the iron is hot! Plus, what’s this about she thinks tonight may be the night Chizuru is feeling horny and wants a man’s touch?! You’re sure making life difficult for Kazuya?! But hey, is this not what he wants so what gives?! Chizuru also can tell they’ve been set up despite Mini showing ‘proof’ that she is sick. What about Ruka? Since Mini told her she got sick, the shooting is cancelled. Yes, this happy girl thinks this trip is also cancelled! You bet Kazuya can’t tell her the truth because we all know how she’ll become faster than Superman and fly all the way down here. With rage! So while Kazuya is obviously nervous being alone and next to her, Chizuru is playing the cool cat although we can see that she too is panicking inside but only because she is an actress so her acting’s damn good. Arriving at the destination, Chizuru seems to be saying something strange and cryptic which makes Kazuya confused. Especially what Mini said about all this…

Episode 30
We’re here at the resort. Yeah, Kazuya going to have a spike in his heart rate from overthinking. Get your mind out of the gutter! Going to be hard. Because Mini has only reserved 1 room for them to stay! Sure, he can book another room but it is very costly. Chizuru doesn’t see the room sharing problem. After all, they did sleep in the same room before, REMEMBER?! So the day goes by with nothing really eventful happening except of course Kazuya’s overthinking mind. Then as night falls and they prepare to shoot the last scene, Chizuru insists of telling him something. Is this it?! As we should have already know better, she explains about her grandpa died 3 years in an accident. That’s why she wanted to make a film for grandma to see so that it would also reach him. Then she got sick and she thought of giving up. But then Kazuya came. She will thank him with her acting. And so it is with her first class acting that Kazuya cried during the whole shooting. Thankfully not tears of rejection! Kazuya’s mind continues to overthink even during the bath. I guess he was thinking so much today, he fell asleep like a log. Only Chizuru can’t sleep and she’s annoyed… Next day, they take the bus home. Nervous Kazuya tries to have a small talk only for Chizuru to ask how things are going on with Ruka. And Mami? Oh, does she have to bring up her name?! I thought she was forgotten! Anyway, Kazuya answers that he doesn’t want to lie to his family anymore and the next girlfriend he brings will be the true one from the bottom of his heart (that’s you Chizuru). That is, if his heart can still take it because Chizuru falls asleep on his shoulder! This guy gonna have high blood pressure so young… Well, if he can only confess his love when she’s awake… Upon arriving, what’s this?! Ruka is seen wanting to go on a trip with him! She sensed something wrong yesterday and grilled Mini who spilled the beans. Oh my. Now you bet she wants to do everything again but 100 times more than Chizuru. Chizuru lets him handle this sh*t as she excuses herself to the toilet. Can Kazuya’s heart take this pressure? Because he has no more money and has other plans tonight, Ruka has him make a promise. On her upcoming birthday, he’ll give her what she wants. Gulp.

Episode 31
While waiting for the movie to be edited and set a screening date, it’s time for the birthday date with Ruka. Yeah, I figure we need to have some Ruka time to satiate Ruka fans. So we’re starting off with a pool date. Why the panic face, Kazuya? Ruka so cute and hot in her swimsuit that she is literally making every guy jealous. Noting this, Ruka decides to make his heartbeat go faster. And that is the cliché moment of rubbing suntan on her back. Do you want to refuse?! Yeah, whatever crap logic he is not touching her but just applying cream. Whatever. Cue for us to hear Ruka’s squeal as Kazuya controls himself to do it. Back is done. Now do her legs. How long and what constitutes legs? Let’s find out. So as Kazuya psycho himself he can keep going, oh well, cream runs out. Time to go back to the pool. Well, definitely it sets Ruka’s heart racing higher than usual, right? Then she has him spend on her. Yeah, burning a hole in his wallet might just give a different kind of heartbeat. Heart attack when? Then when she hints of giving her a present, sorry girl, he didn’t buy any. Throw tantrum! Yeah, she’ll eat whatever he has on his plate then. While hanging out at the seaside, Kazuya apologizes for all the lies and thus she doesn’t have to go out her way to like him. She claims he is the only guy for her although he still feels bad for dragging her into this movie project. She admits at first she did sympathize with Chizuru and her grandma but thought of using this to get close to him. But during the shoot, she saw everyone worked so hard on it and it set her heart racing. She felt happy to help out. In the end, it wasn’t a competition with Chizuru. Now Ruka really wants a gift. Kazuya’s gutter mind thinks she wants a kiss or something more but it’s to call his first name without honorifics. Okay, I guess. Now she can’t stop calling him. And she thinks she has got a decisive victory over Chizuru. It’s still about the competition… Now we see Chizuru visiting grandma as she tells her about the movie’s completion. Also there is Sumi. Chizuru is shocked to hear she helped out in the flyers distribution as Kazuya never told her all this. Sumi congratulates her because without her dream or Kazuya’s support, this wouldn’t have come true. Chizuru introduces Sumi to grandma. After she leaves, grandma notes she has more friends now ever since meeting Kazuya. Chizuru denies and starts complaining all about Kazuya during filming. But she’s smiling? Grandma notes true love begins when one is having time of your life talking about them. Chizuru quickly denies. We all know better…

Episode 32
WTF Mini wants to celebrate Kazuya’s loss of virginity?! Wait till she hears they haven’t done it! Unbelievable! So as they keep talking outside the corridor, this of course has Chizuru coming out to warn them about bothering others. But they manage to distract her with talk about the movie and just like that she’s talking normally with them. Until of course a certain yandere shows up! Oh Ruka, don’t you just feel left out! Once more, here she is to assert she is the true girlfriend. Nothing much to see here. Return back to your rooms, you b*tches! One day, Chizuru brings her grandma out with Kazuya so as to recce the cinema that will be screening their movie. Grandma being very happy and emotional about this and it makes Chizuru embarrassed although she’s quite happy inside. Kazuya making some cool statements to be there for Chizuru. If only grandma had recorded it so as to show it to Chizuru! When Kazuya takes a toilet break, grandma asks Chizuru if she is suffering from chasing her dream. Apparently when grandpa told Chizuru to chase her dream in acting, grandma wasn’t pleased. Therefore grandpa said if he dies first, he wanted her to ask Chizuru this question because there is no way he would want Chizuru to suffer. Grandma now admits he won because Chizuru is a strong girl that no reality can bring her down. Chizuru goes to thank Kazuya again for his help. But when they return, grandma has collapsed! Oh my. This looks bad. That shocked and fear on Chizuru’s face. That’s not acting, RIGHT?! They manage to get her to hospital as Kazuya is now worried like hell. Well, Chizuru is even cooler than him despite telling him the bad news from the doctor that she might not even make it through. So as Chizuru continues her monotonous talk that she is okay with it, Kazuya definitely isn’t. This is when he suggests telling grandma the truth about their relationship. Chizuru is against this because she doesn’t want her to be in pain. However Kazuya is prioritizing Chizuru’s feelings first. Will she be able to live with herself if grandma dies? Because this isn’t what grandma would want. He is even okay with grandma hating him. Anyhow, Chizuru rejects that idea. Kazuya knows better grandma will not hold a grudge and Chizuru’s actions prove that by keeping up this act, she will regret it later if she doesn’t come clean. Then he realizes there is something he can do for her and bolts out of the hospital.

Episode 33
As Chizuru ponders if she should reveal the truth to grandma, she also laments how everything she did is too late. She wished she could’ve seen the movie. Well, here is Kazuya making that happen. Because he just barges in and fixes up the projector and lets the movie from his laptop run before leaving without saying a damn word. Grandma has some sort of reaction as she comes back to life. But her mind is still fuzzy and thinking about the past. Though, it was just for 10 minutes and the rest of the movie she fell back into unconsciousness. Once the movie is over, Chizuru continues to ponder if she should tell the truth. As she is about to say something about the lie, however she realizes she couldn’t and starts breaking down. She doesn’t know what to do anymore. That is when grandma once more comes back to life and this time she talks to Chizuru. Knowing that she is worried sick about something, she talks about the grey line between what is right and what is wrong. Eventually, she is happy Chizuru has grown into a strong woman and should live a fruitful life. Give Kazuya her thanks. Big emotional hug. I love you. Oh man, hope you get a box of tissues ready for this tearjerker! Next day we see Kazuya telling Mini what happened and she’s bawling like hell. But should he be with Chizuru? Nah. She’s busy preparing for the wake :’(. Flashback shows after Chizuru left the room, Kazuya asked if she was alright and vowed to be there for her no matter what. But she gave the sweetest smile and kept on walking. He felt strange like as though nothing in her changed. Oh you don’t know what’s happening inside. Kazuya and his grandma attend the wake. Seems grandma didn’t stay long and make her prayers quick. After all, she will be joining her soon. She notes Chizuru being a very strong woman who fights her way through without complaining. Hence Kazuya as her boyfriend must think what he can do for her. Easier said than done as back home, he is back to his usual fretting and overthinking of what he could do. Well, maybe this would. Hey, won’t know if you don’t try.

Episode 34
SUMI SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN! And that is what today’s episode is. Yes, Kazuya still needs to date and since he can’t bug Chizuru, rents out Sumi instead. Of course this is all to ask her for advice. So when she hears what happened, she can’t help cry (silently!). For starters, she takes him along on a train trip to the beach. So they’re extending this rental time? Sumi claims she wants to help Chizuru too and thus they are going as friends. Hard for Kazuya to see it that way. Along the way, we see them play this weird finger game to kill time and it is only so because I guess we can’t forget Mami exists as she explains to us how this childhood game goes about. WTF. Once arriving at the beach, it is short-lived as soon Sumi takes the lead in walking towards the tower nearby. Damn, Kazuya catching his breath?! This guy is so unfit while Sumi doesn’t break a sweat! So at this tower, they’re going to look at the sea? Uhm, okay. Note all the guys claiming how cute Sumi and saying it in front of their girlfriends! OMFG. Sumi tries to shout at the ocean but is too meek. Kazuya manages to do that. Then it is back to the beach as they play in the water before Sumi writing in the sands her advice about cheering up Chizuru. Then it hits Kazuya on what to do next. Thanks Sumi, best date ever. Back at work, Kazuya tells Ruka about Chizuru’s grandma’s passing. She feels awkward too because of their rivalry and at the same time wants to do something to help her. Then she realizes she might be giving Kazuya the wrong idea. Cheering up the wrong girl, huh? Too bad, seeing how hell bent he is, she can’t play the b*tch to stop him, no? Kazuya then goes to ask his boss for some advance because he wants to cheer up some girl. Boss gives his blessing and some advice that guys exist to cheer up girls. HUH?! Kazuya works hard and not even Ruka has the heart to interrupt him. Because once he is ready, he is going to rent Chizuru and go on the best date ever.

Episode 35
Here is our lovely Chizuru out on a date Kazuya requested. Oh well, as long as he pays up, she can be his (rental) girlfriend the whole day! Why would she not enjoy her day? It’s his money, right? Cough it up! Yeah, but that guy is so panicky while Chizuru being the cool cat. Like taking her shopping for clothes, not sure what the deal is for him because she wants to wear the outfit he chose for her right now. He’s paying for it, right? And more jealous comments from guys who wished this chick was theirs. During the movie, he couldn’t concentrate much on it because he was like paying too much attention to her hand holding his? Thank goodness Chizuru enjoyed it a lot. The smile on her face doesn’t like. Or does it? During lunch, Kazuya continues to be fidgety so Chizuru gets honest with him. She knows he is trying to make her feel better about her grandma’s death. But she still thanks him for what he did with the projector. Not the ideal but close to what she hoped for. Next he takes her bouldering. I bet he loves to see her in tighter clothes. Yeah, let those curves shine! However Kazuya being unfit, during the stretching, it’s really killing him! That and being this close to Chizuru and all her body parts just touching him, damn, the stretching is more tiring and exhausting! Both had a great time and Kazuya can thank his prior research for this. Then he takes her to an expensive crab restaurant. Holy crab! It’s burning a hole in his wallet! Since he claims it is okay, don’t blame Chizuru if you’re further broke. Probably seeing her happy face makes it worth all the money. Last on the schedule is playing fireworks. But the sparklers remind her of her happy days with grandpa and grandma. And oh dear, it could be she is at her limit as Kazuya catches her crying. I don’t think it is tears of happiness… :’(.

Episode 36
Kazuya’s heart sinks upon seeing those tears. Though, Chizuru is quickly back to her excellent acting like all that never happened. This has our simp start to realize this date was never able to cheer her up in the first place. With Chizuru being cheery and even saying he might end up with a real girlfriend soon, it then turns into a talk about his ideal girlfriend. You want to know what ideal is? Yeah, describing the kind of girl Chizuru is. Including when she always scolds him when he is wrong and liking her when she smiles best. This makes Chizuru think about her late grandparents. And then the dam bursts. She breaks down in tears. THIS WHAT YOU WANT, KAZUYA?! She cries so hard in his arms until she has no more voice! I hope you’re happy now! Next day in his room, Kazuya seemingly having his usual overthinking ‘regrets’. Did he do what was right? It only serves to prove that Chizuru isn’t 100% made of steel and that he truly loves her. He wants to support her. Yeah, we heard it so many times already! So deep in his thoughts, he didn’t even realize Mini has heard everything! She bugs him for the details. He tells but leaves out the crying part. She tries to egg him to date her like normal. As usual, the simp gives dumb excuses about this rental girlfriend thingy. No more status quo, huh? Lucky bastard manages to escape before it gets ugly.

Then he panics when he sees Chizuru in the flesh. But what’s this? She’s acting like normal! Because she’s asking about opinions about this Sunday’s screening. Eh? Was last night just a dream? And so Kazuya continues to be stressed if last night’s performance was just an act since he told her his ideal girlfriend! Better buck up, dude. Meanwhile Chizuru talks to her makeshift altar for her late grandparents. Mostly about Kazuya. Though, she did admit that she felt so much better after crying out before him. But not sure if she is in denial as she thinks back about his ideal girlfriend. Because she finds it weird. That’s you too, right? In the aftermath of the screening, Chizuru is given a standing ovation by the crowd. Tabuse later talks to her personally about managing to show her late grandma her movie. He somewhat knew about all this because that night, a desperate Kazuya barged into his place to borrow his projector. Kazuya asks Chizuru about her future plans. Seems she wants to continue acting as she believes grandma is somewhere watching. She also vows to have more fun. I wonder if Kazuya is part of that plan… This smile of hers makes Kazuya feel assured. Is there any room for doubt? Once again he has been thought by her to move forward in life. We see the rest of the characters living their lives normally. But the most curious one is Mami meeting up with Kibe at Kazuya’s grandma’s liquor store!

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Well, it took the final episode to sort out the feelings of Kazuya and Chizuru. At least, the future and direction in their life. Not necessary if they want to include each other in their life but my guts tell me it will be very likely. So yes, with Chizuru’s grandparents no longer around, it could be that she would finally be free of those ‘shackles’ and perhaps have a different outlook in life (rather than her actions is mostly based around her wishes for grandma). Oh you know, perhaps it’s time to get a real boyfriend? Maybe next season should confirm it? So next season when?

It is safe to say that this season’s story is very well focused on Chizuru. It’s like they need to streamline her character and remind us that she isn’t just going to be a rental girlfriend forever. Therefore it feels way much lesser the harem shenanigans (although not completely) like as though it almost didn’t exist. After all, it would have been the same boring affair if the same antics were played again this season. So for the much needed change in pace, the heart breaking turning point in Chizuru’s life that would almost turn this series from a cliché romcom to a tearjerker. Well, at least when her grandma passed on. And you thought in such animes, grandmas or grandparents go on to live forever! Heh. Just kidding. But RIP, grandma.

Chizuru fans rejoice as she takes up a big bulk of the spotlight this season as she gets it going by taking steps in making her first movie to make her dream come true (which technically and sadly did not happen). So much so that it is like they’re trying to set in our minds that it would be definitely Chizuru x Kazuya. From the perspective of an outsider, Chizuru remains a very strong woman in such times but it can be seen that she is fragile on the inside. You know what the Japanese saying about a person have 3 types of faces and there is 1 of them that you only show yourself. This perfectly describes Chizuru in this case. She puts up the best poker face and acting that is worthier than any A-list Hollywood actresses! Heh. Who knows how long she would last. It’s not like she can put up this act forever, you know. I fear at one point she may break down entirely and it will be heart breaking to see that. But I feel that should happen because she should just let it all out rather than bottling up and then move on.

Can we say that Chizuru is actually in love with Kazuya after all these? The signs are there. Like thinking too much of him and even declining Umi’s offer. Doesn’t that say a lot? It is just that her poker face and pride kept confusing things and the reason why she doesn’t admit it. After all, when you have been in denial for so long, it makes it harder for you to face the truth until it hits you hard in the face. Like grandma’s death. Now that grandma is gone and the love of her life ceased to exist, who else to fill that lonely gap? That’s right. It’s love, isn’t it?! Who can provide that the best? Make a guess. Too bad grandma isn’t here to see her granddaughter walk down the wedding aisle. Oops. Got a bit ahead of myself there. There is a reason why this show is called so and not rental bride/wife!

Kazuya tries to redeem himself this season by being Chizuru’s support. I mean, uhm, moral support because he has already given her a lot of financial support during those rental periods. HAHAHA!!! Anyway, one might wonder if he is to blame for exacerbating Chizuru’s miseries. Of course it is not but had he not taken the first step to make Chizuru’s first film, all this would not have set in. However had he not, things would have stayed the same and she would not have moved on. So yes, Kazuya did play a big supporting part in helping Chizuru stay afloat. Despite still being the same guy, it doesn’t hide the fact he has done a lot for her and ultimately himself. Yeah, can’t entirely blame him as a 100% loser now because he did something good (unlike us critics who can only badmouth him as the greatest simp!). Just that he is too scatterbrain and overthinks everything especially his close proximity to Chizuru or any other of the girls. Can’t blame him, Chizuru is way out of his league compared to him who is just a plain normal loser guy. Obviously anyone in his shoes would start to panic and have strange delusions. So I’m in a dilemma if Kazuya would mature up the next time. I mean, no more his usual overthinking and panic attacks. Imagine Kazuya being such a cool gentleman that would actually make Chizuru truly fall for him. Will that be the same Kazuya we know (and spite)?! Oh my. Such quandary.

As things have gone this season, this pushes the rest of the other girls in the harem trailing from afar. Ruka being the closest competitor can’t hold her candle towards Chizuru. At least for this season. That meagre single episode of having Kazuya all to herself isn’t going to change anything drastically as far as I can see. Because of circumstances (Chizuru’s grandma’s death), she and the rest are relegated to playing second fiddle until this tragedy passes over. I mean, don’t want to sound like a b*tch and take advantage of the situation, right? This might make Kazuya hate her so that’s a big no-no. By preserving their humanity, they fell further behind in the race to Kazuya’s heart. Yeah, it’s tough being in a harem.

Sumi is still around but more or less the same. She might have not made a direct impact on Kazuya but her little help builds up over time. Because of that, we are not inclined to think that Sumi would be a forerunner to Kazuya’s heart. As long as she remains shy and need to sum up a lot of courage just to eke out a few audible words, we don’t think she would be a game changer. But hey, at least Sumi is still relevant in that sense as she maintains her same personality and role. Because the most disappointing one goes to Mami. I mean, she has literally fallen off the radar and is close to being non-existent! Oh Mami, where art thou?! Here I thought she would be making her move. Oh you know, turning yandere and killing everybody! HAHAHAHA!!! Oh heck, I think Ruka has more chance of turning yandere! Yikes! But damn, Chizuru’s tragedy usurped everything and now Mami has been close to forgotten. Yes, falling even way behind Sumi in the pecking order. I guess the showdown with Chizuru last season would have to wait. With that last scene being a curious teaser, it tells that it isn’t over yet but for this season, she is a huge disappointment (although Mami haters would love her absence).

This season adds a new character, Mini. I thought it would be an even messier affair to add another girl to Kazuya’s harem but apparently she is just staying as Kazuya’s apprentice. Whatever that means. Not sure if she is just being like Chizuru, holding back and putting up the greatest acting. Because she knows Kazuya’s heart is set on Chizuru. No point going after a guy who likes who already has his heart on someone else. The best thing to do is to support the guy you love and wish him happiness. That is why Mini is hell bent in making Chizuru an item with Kazuya. She is also the reason why Kazuya has taken some steps with her and Chizuru being convinced that Kazuya might be her man. So are we disappointed with Mini’s role as the annoying troublemaking neighbour? On a trivial note, for some reason, she has a blue strip of hair which is the same colour of Ruka’s ribbon. And since they both also spot the same black hair, now I’m visually confused between the duo! Why you make them look so similar???!!! Is she Ruka’s long lost sister or what???!!!

The opening theme is Renai Millimeter Film by Halca (she sang the opener for the first season). It is quite a high energetic pop song but just average in my books. Meanwhile the ending theme is End Roll by Amber’s and it is to a slower pace and also not really to my liking. But I prefer the ballad version for the episode when Chizuru’s grandma’s life was hanging by a thread. That one really kicked in the emotions. Also to note, the ending credits animation now is 100% on Chizuru. This destroys my conspiracy theory (and hopes!) of last season whereby all the girls were happily flocking together like best friends without Kazuya! So I guess it won’t be happening in this timeline! With Chizuru being the only girl in this segment, it further pushes the narrative of Kazuya x Chizuru, no? As for the voice acting, this season adds Yuu Serizawa as Mini (Kaname in Tonikaku Kawaii).

Overall, this season is surprisingly more focused and has a direction! Although it mostly caters to Chizuru’s fans. At least it isn’t some sort of sleazy fanservice harem romcom like in previous seasons and in that sense, this season is a lot more respectable. However also in that sense, it is also boring since there are no catfight chaos! Oh man, please be respectful. Somebody’s (fictional) grandma just died! Okay then. Let me mind my own business and go find my own girlfriend online. I think I’m ready for it. Wait. What’s this?! Error 400: Bad girlfriend request. FFFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Tenpuru

When you think of a temple, one would normally think it is a place of sacredness and spiritual worship. Prayers and sacrifice. No dirty thoughts or desires of the flesh would naturally come to mind. Unless of course an anime decides to defile all that holiness! Holy sh*t indeed. Tenpuru is your fanservice anime of the season and yes, it’s about a guy trying to get rid of his earthly desires by staying at a temple but finds it the most challenging challenge ever because there are young gorgeous chicks living there! Now do you see where this is going! But don’t worry, this is not the first time a temple themed anime gets sullied. Amaenaide Yo did it almost 2 decades ago way back in 2006 and hence this anime is now a timely reminder to remind us that nothing is safe when it comes to rule 34. Yeah… Prepare to be spiritually corrupted!

Episode 1
When Akemitsu Akagami was young, his father told him no one can live on loneliness. And with that, father left the family to go meet other women around the world! Damn, Akemitsu impressed with daddy?! Many years down the road, we see him leading a proper and boring life! He wants to stay single forever! Yeah, father left a bad reputation that has women think the family is some sort of sleazebag. No girlfriends needed! On his way home, some rice barrel hits him. Yuzuki Aoba goes to check if he is okay. He runs away? Back home, he is smitten with her! He has changed so much that now he stares at girls and even go to mixers! With his life getting out of control, he decides to wrest it back by becoming a monk and denounce all earthly desires. With his uncle’s recommendation, he heads to a temple and to his shock, Yuzuki greets him?! Well, being clumsy and revealing her sexy sides causes him to ‘die’. So he wants to marry her now, eh? So after they calm down and she asks about his hobbies, he wonders if this is a trick question to get him admitted. He excuses himself to the toilet but finds a cat, Nyagosuke stuck in the well. He tries to get it out but falls on. Cat is okay and got out, though.

Yuzuki calls Kiki for help. She doesn’t know what to do with this weird guy in this arranged marriage meeting. Arranged marriage? Kiki says the guy she is supposed to meet is right here with her! Oh sh*t. Could that guy be a ghost?! So when her sister, Tsukuyo returns, Yuzuki warns her about a ghost! Here comes Akemitsu all bloodied! Run for your life! Worse, he trips and gropes Tsukuyo’s boobs! Yuzuki dropkicks him as the girls run. They run past youngest sister, Kurage but she faints at the sight of this ‘ghost’. Mia Christoph comes out of her room to see the commotion only for him to crash into her as he fondled her boobs! Kagura Baldwin can only laugh at this mess. Yuzuki realizes this guy isn’t a ghost and knocks him out with a punch. With Kiki returned, she clears up the misunderstanding. Furthermore, this temple for men has been converted into a nunnery. Didn’t his uncle tell him that? Claiming both at fault, Kiki will have Akemitsu stay and train here as a monk. While some girls disagree, Kiki claims to have free labour. Not wanting trouble, he leaves. Because Kurage’s translation of Nyagosuke that he isn’t a bad person, Yuzuki goes to talk to him. Missed the last bus home. She invites him to stay at the temple and still remembers him the first time they met. So as they introduce themselves, his name sounds familiar… So back at the temple, Akemitsu is grovelling for forgiveness. That’s right. His father stole this temple’s money and ran away! He claims he will repay it. Will the girls buy it? They are putting to a vote on whether to trade him as a slave or organ trade! Better idea is to make him sell his dignity and since he is going to be working here for a long time, he is going to repay it all with his body!

Episode 2
What she meant is working here to pay off his debts! So as Yuzuki shows him around, the other girls discuss about a strategy to kick him out. Kiki suggests using the seduction strategy. Oh you know, the one whereby you seduce him with your body. Okay. So who is going to do it then? Everybody votes Tsukuyo since she is most well-endowed. First, she tries to say something bad about his cooking but damn, he cooks better than all of them! Wish he could cook for you forever? Then she forces him to do menial jobs but it seems he does it all better. Then the waterfall meditation (sorry, it’s just Tsukuyo using a big hose), he could’ve froze to death in this winter season but after seeing Yuzuki in her school uniform, it warms his heart! WTF logic?! Then as he baths, Tsukuyo starts stripping. I guess it has come to this, huh? The plan is to get him to sexually assault her and in good timing, Yuzuki will come in and see this. Of course Tsukuyo gets embarrassed and trips. He saves her from those falling boxes and accidentally kisses her and lands on top of her. At this time, Yuzuki enters and sees this. Oh my. She tells him to get out. Well, that was easy. Next few scenes, Tsukuyo notices Yuzuki avoiding her. After confronting her, it seems looking at her reminds her of Akemitsu’s dick?! So as they reconcile and think all of the recent events weren’t his fault, better hurry because Kiki says he has packed his bags and left. Yeah, Akemitsu trying to surrender to the police but they tell him to get lost! His own home? Well, it is already rented out. Have fun being homeless under the bridge.

So as Akemitsu rues his fate, Yuzuki finally finds him. She clears the air that what she meant was for him to leave the bath and not the temple. Learning that he is an adult and older than her, she tells him that he should rely on others and she is willing to teach him too. He realizes she is a simpleton when she gives her first lesson about nobody should live alone. Tsukuyo is also here to apologize. Everything is fine now, right? She hands him a bill for 5 million. That’s the kissing fee. It’s her first kiss, you know! Oh damn! With Akemitsu back, this shocks Mia so much that she faints! As Yuzuki and Tsukuyo bathe, Kurage talks to Akemitsu about her sisters being dumber in the past. She then says being a pervert is also okay because it is only being human. After all, the sisters are daughters of a monk and for that to happen, sex has to occur, right? Heck, she even claims Yuzuki is a closet pervert and that she won’t mind if Akemitsu peeps on her! Seriously!? Just kidding! She was just teasing as this used to be Yuzuki’s job. Like she said, previously she was dumb but she started being perfect and Tsukuyo even maturing a little, it made Kurage sad. She prefers her sisters dumb and that’s why she is grateful for Akemitsu coming here as he made them turn back to their old ways! Gee, is that a compliment?! Dangerous loli… She is going to show him Yuzuki bathing and of course he won’t allow that. But it’s a trap as he traps and accidentally opens the door. Nice naked bodies… I wonder if there is a charge for this… Thankfully, he just got beaten up. While this case is ‘solved’, a new issue crops up. Mia now accuses him of making this temple fall into depravity. Look who is having the high moral ground now?!

Episode 3
Mia challenges Akemitsu to a duel. If she wins, he will be castrated! Guess what?! He is actually okay with it?! Anyway, the challenge is a Japanese sword fight. Is this what foreigners think of Japan? As Mia charges, Akemitsu realizes he doesn’t need a sword to block and will use his own hands. But then, her sarashi starts to come loose. Yup, he grabs those boobs instead! An embarrassed Mia loses and so she will be the one receiving the penalty. Kagura suggests this book of penances. Akemitsu should’ve made it clear he wanted that book instead of Mia’s boobs! Poor girl misinterpret those ambiguous lines and runs away with her face red. That night as he is sleeping, Mia comes to smother him with her boobs. Need to get the job done so as not to be seen as running away. Akemitsu is of course in shock and wonders if this is a dream. It’s not because Kagura is recording it all! Poor Mia runs away again. But this time Kagura sets both of them up and locks them in some room. Mia trying to keep her distance even if Akemitsu is trying to offer a blanket since the night is getting colder. He gets too close and she pushes him away, fearing he will turn her on. Did we hear that right?! Time for flashback. You see, she comes from a line of well-known family. However her parents taught her that the family must be surrounded by hot and sexy people. Being the innocent kid she was, she doesn’t know the deeper meaning and her task of finding 100 lovers made everyone wary of her. Safe to say, she had no friends and it took her some time to realize that implication. Only Kagura was her friend but as we know, she too had lots of screws loose. One day, she suggested going to Japan because this zen Buddhism thingy is the trend. With this nunnery open only to women and her family is not known here, Mia jumped at this chance. All went well until of course Akemitsu came. Back to square one. Mia realizes he is not to blame and she should pack her bags and leave. But WTF he is crying after hearing her ‘pitiful’ story! He too tells his story and she too is in tears. Both agree to help each other out. Cue for Kagura to open and suggest doing this penance the entire night.

Next morning, Yuzuki wonders what Kagura is recording. Yeah, don’t the duo have to make it sound so ambiguous like they’re making out?! Actually they’re playing Twister as penance. Uh huh. Grappling with each other’s body the whole night! I wonder how Yuzuki is going to fare… Okay, not good. Akemitsu gets punished as usual. But soon, no time to fool around as Kiki reminds Yuzuki of her arranged marriage meeting. Akemitsu helps to rush her to take the bus. Yuzuki explains that because the temple has no male head, the girls are supposed to vacate it. Thanks to Kiki, they can stay longer but that too won’t last. Hence this arranged marriage is to assure everyone can continue staying here. Yuzuki claims that she is doing this on her own will. They missed the next bus and even if a kind soul manages to lend them his scooter, it runs out of gas! For some dumb reason, they mistake a truck to be a bus and get on it. Yuzuki is about to lament her fate the temple but Akemitsu won’t be throwing in the towel yet. They’re going to bust out at the next light and borrow this truck. Haven’t you heard? He has got some truck driving skills! Oh dear…

Episode 4
Akemitsu manages to hijack the truck and steps on it. But does he really have to crash it?! Just in time for the marriage meeting. After Yuzuki goes off, a nun forces Akemitsu to work on the temple grounds. Yuzuki sees Hoan Kijo and as the talk begins, she is disheartened to see Akemitsu nearby. Yeah, she’s making her nervous. Worse, the nun claims she is sick and forces Akemitsu to play the matchmaking role on her behalf! Oh damn. At first, Akemitsu seems reliable. But each question he asks and Hoan giving his normal reply, for some perverted reasons, he keeps thinking about sexy Yuzuki. Ah yes. There’s our fanservice. Hoan notes his honesty and this has Yuzuki remember about the teachings that lying is bad. Hence she tells Hoan that she doesn’t intend to get married. Flashback shows Kiki suggesting to pretend to be engaged and then call it off. Yeah, sounded like a scam. Yuzuki furthers explain to Hoan the dire situation her temple is in. WTF Akemitsu trying to commit seppuku to take responsibility for the state of the temple?! Hoan suggests shutting down the temple for the good of everyone. Akemitsu then pleads to him to reconsider. Thus Hoan throws him all sorts of what if questions. Akemitsu will fully support Yuzuki no matter what. The next few lines from Hoan sounds like he is making Akemitsu say marriage vows?! Will you remain with her in sickness and in health?! I DO! And so Hoan agrees to lend his name in this engagement only if they prove to him that they can do all that. Later Hoan talks to that nun who is hinted to be Yuzuki’s mom. She is not pleased since he was supposed to convince her to shut down the temple. He claims she brought an interesting boy, the same reason why she got him involved because she’s curious about him, no? With no train, busses or taxis running this late, I guess the duo will have to stop at… The love hotel?! Akemitsu trying to resist his unholy desires but before he knows it, he books a room already?! Plus, Yuzuki saying things that might aggravate his libido?! Then as he bathes first, she watches porn?! WTF?! Akemitsu deliberates with his angel and demon side. Both want him to get down and dirty with Yuzuki!!! When Yuzuki is done bathing, she sees Akemitsu tied to the S&M contraption. He thinks this will keep her safe from him but apparently she isn’t pleased, blindfolds him and goes to bed. Good luck if he ever needs to go to the toilet…

Episode 5
Yuzuki explains what happened last night to Tsukuyo. Yes, nothing happened at the love hotel. Tsukuyo also warns her not to let their classmates know about Akemitsu living with them. Yuzuki don’t actually see the problem so Tsukuyo had to put her foot down on that. In class, Tsukuyo’s friends are bugging her about her boyfriend. What boyfriend? You know, they one they saw her kissing underneath the bridge! Each time Tsukuyo tries to clarify this, she almost gives away herself. Worse, Akemitsu is here to deliver her forgotten lunch! Instantly she knocks him out and takes him to the infirmary before any damage can be done. But she has to hide him underneath the sheets as her friends come to check on her. Yeah, fanservice time as Akemitsu is forced to huddle close to her. Can’t breathe with those suffocating boobs! Yeah, her friends are worried since she looks so much in pain. But they are also here to ask her about her returning to the archery club in which she declines. After they leave, Akemitsu asks her about this so she claims she is on a break. He wants to do something that will have her resume archery but as she struggles, she falls over him. Then her friends return and see this…

Akemitsu sees Yuzuki doing archery and joins her. After that he goes talk to Tsukuyo. He claims he has done all his chores and hence she is free to resume her archery. However she clears the air that she doesn’t want to do it anymore and continues to dodge the question when he asks more. Then she goes to visit her old club and nostalgia takes over. Playing air archery? Yeah, Akemitsu is here too. Now she really talks about why she isn’t doing it anymore. Apparently Yuzuki was a great archer but had to quit because of her temple commitments. Despite all that, she is just a high school student. She fears she can never do all that her sister can do. Akemitsu then takes Tsukuyo back to watch Yuzuki do archery. In short, she actually sucks big time! But wait. Tsukuyo sees her as being cool?! Then everyone reveals the true facts about Yuzuki being a dud in archery (and sucking at everything else too!). Kurage went further to explain that Tsukuyo’s excessive love for Yuzuki blinded her reality. More importantly, Yuzuki is not under stress and is having fun every day. Yuzuki hopes Tsukuyo is free to choose what she wants to do and sometimes coach her on archery. Later Tsukuyo talks to Akemitsu that she has decided to return to archery and thanks him for it. But that hickey mark he left on her boobs is there. How to take responsibility? Don’t want to increase his debt, huh? She trolls us all that she is going to kiss him but just writes a big pervy word on his forehead. Now they’re even. Tsukuyo returns to her club. Her friends tease her when Akemitsu comes to deliver her lunch. She claims he isn’t her boyfriend but family. Poor friends, they’re so confused!

Episode 6
It’s every girl’s nightmare. Yup, Yuzuki steps on the weighing scale and… Now she calls an emergency meeting with the other girls and claims the scale is cursed! Because a higher value is displayed! They noticed this has been happening since Akemitsu moved in. Must be those delicious meals. Now they brainstorm on what to do. The most viable solution is to exercise. Besides pilates giving us good fanservice, this tires the girls out so it’s no good. The only other option is dieting but they don’t want Akemitsu to find out. Kurage then points out she likes his cooking and is willing to trade her family member for it. Hence she wants Tsukuyo to marry Akemitsu since Yuzuki is already engaged. Tsukuyo then suggests Kurage to marry him herself. Why, she never thought of that! She’ll go flirt with him now! Stop her! In the end, Akemitsu cooks very delicious Japanese sweets. Can’t resist… And so the scale is put out of order. Yeah, for everyone’s sanity… One day, Akemitsu sees Yuzuki with an axe and thinks she is going to execute him! He tries to feed her with delicious food but no reaction and she’s looking annoyed. Then he finds out from Kiki that she is under training to become a priesthood. Yeah, Yuzuki just failed in her teizu training (prostrating for 2 days?!) since she only held out for 2 hours. Part of that training is chopping firewood (not your execution, Akemitsu) and not making a sound during eating. At this rate, she is too clumsy to even become a priest. Since Akemitsu looks like he wants to join her, Kiki allows it. Mia too. Of course Kiki forgot to explain the tokudo part. The steps need to be undertaken to become a priest. This means Akemitsu is not a priest and just a guy living in the temple grounds! Shock! A miracle for him to keep his sanity while staying with sexy chicks. Akemitsu notes Yuzuki has made a lot of progress but Kiki claims she has done even more. Usually a student undergoing tokudo will study for 1 year before undergoing it but Yuzuki is attempting it in 6 months. Remember, she has school life to juggle. And so Akemitsu and Mia will also undergo tokudo with Yuzuki together. But soon Hoan visits. Akemitsu is overthinking he is trying to get his way with Yuzuki. Now of all times? Well, aside of wanting to see her temple comrades, he has serious business. Why is Kiki acting hostile and like a delinquent to Hoan? Anyway, after hearing Yuzuki isn’t a priest yet, Hoan wants Yuzuki to become a priest in 3 months or the engagement is off.

Episode 7
The training begins. The gang wonders if Kiki is serious because she’s asking what colour pantsu they’re wearing. It has to be white because that symbolizes purity, right? And since none of them have that colour, they’re going commando. Better hold those dirty thoughts. First up is this zazen mediation. No dirty thoughts now. Could’ve been a breeze had not Akemitsu’s mind starts wandering when he hears the girls giving out sexy moans. Next is writing calligraphy. As Akemitsu has experience and his writing is good, he is to coach Yuzuki. But the thought of her boobs being close to him causes him to spill his ink on his crotch. Mia wants to wipe it?! Fail. Then the trio have to sleep together as part of the training. Obviously, dirty thoughts get in the way. Flashback shows Kiki asked Hoan about this rush. He told her that in 3 months, there will be sect meeting at this temple. As it was a decision made by the higher ups, he hoped his engagement will not be for nothing. The trainees obviously didn’t sleep a wink as Kiki changes the training regimen to have them go into the sauna together. This would’ve obviously build some resistance to the opposite sex but of course, dirty thoughts get in the way as usual. They try to distract themselves talking other topics. So WTF Mia discovers she has a fetish for Adam’s apple?! Yuzuki tries to hide all those that has been bugging her by claiming she has no worldly thoughts. She also can’t say that she feels a bit jealous seeing Akemitsu and Mia getting closer to each other.

Kiki has them take a short break from training. As Christmas Eve is approaching, this makes Akemitsu sad. Why? On this day his father would try to share his time with his lovers. Safe to say, it’s a bloodbath and poor Akemitsu got traumatized from all the fighting. Yuzuki suggests they go out together on that day so Akemitsu can pick a present. Looks like he is having a swell time. Then they hit a Buddhist specialty store to look at the beads on sale as a formal one is required in important occasions including their tokudo. Mari is the store owner and Yuzuki’s friend so she recommends a few including those for marriage. She is under assumption they are dating. Only then Yuzuki realizes this misunderstanding. But Akemitsu has found the present he needs and since Yuzuki is glad for him, he realizes she was trying to cheer him up. Back home, the girls discuss how the year has gone by and they’ve changed so much. Other than the girls getting sexier, the biggest change is of course the arrival of Akemitsu. It seemed like a distant memory that they once ganged up to kick him out but now nobody wants him to leave. However later we see Kagura’s true colours. She still finds Akemitsu a nuisance and will stamp him out.

Episode 8
It’s a temple. So why are they celebrating Christmas?! After dinner, the gift exchange session is randomized. While Kurage gets Tsukyuo’s mittens, Tsukuyo gets Yuzuki’s kokeshi which is actually a vibrator! Yuzuki gets Kurage’s marriage registration letter! If only Akemitsu got that! The rest got their own presents. Gee, Akemitsu was going to pawn his own organ?! Yeah, that has got to be worth at least 5 million! Anyway, Kagura wants to exchange gifts with him. A CD of sexy pics of Mia?! Just kidding. She’s got a hotspring ticket for everyone. Later Yuzuki and Akemitsu make their prayers, Yuzuki is grateful he came because nobody has smiled like this ever since dad left the family and mom went to the head temple. Then they personally exchange gifts and are surprised to find the same prayer beads recommended by Mari. Nice mood ruined with Kiki coming in with a big news. With the sect meeting attending by bigwigs, this means a temple inspection is in order. This they have to find a way to repair their principal figure! No money! Yeah, don’t waste time cracking their heads on that because they all head down to the hotspring to enjoy first. So this worldly desire is acceptable? Anyway, you can tell Kagura has definitely threatened the staffs for the stay. Akemitsu gets a different treatment as he is given a welcome drink, not knowing it is an aphrodisiac. Now enjoy the fanservice of the girls in bath and your obligatory boobs groping session. Is this all part of enlightenment?! Akemitsu is in a pinch, he didn’t realize the bath is a mixed area and his dick is full hard on! He needs to get away but Kagura spots him. Dead. But she ignores him. Actually, she hints to the other girls what they will do if he is caught peeping. They’ll beat him up of course! However, they will also talk to him because they believe there must be some sort of reason. This makes Akemitsu feel like a fool for not trusting them. So he goes to make himself known? Yeah, that dick must have scared them! In the end, they mostly forgive him.

The rest return to the temple but Kagura wants to stick around. Mia too. Kagura forces Akemitsu to also stay. Then in the bath, she tries to seduce him. Big boy tries to resist and even hits his own crotch. Kagura is at a loss. She reveals she is the one behind all the pranks and now her seduction doesn’t even work on him. Why is she so adamant in kicking him out? It seems if he is in the way, her plans of making Mia an erotic queen will not materialize. She wants Mia to have sex with 100 men?! Akemitsu doesn’t get it. Mia is against this plan and if Kagura is too, why is she assisting Mia’s family in achieving this? At this point, Mia sees them so close and gets embarrassed. But she thinks of joining in? Kagura hypnotizes both of them out. Later Kagura explains that she is from a family that serves Mia’s family from behind the shadows. She cannot disobey that order. However Akemitsu believes it is not too late to join Mia and fight back. Kagura then asks the reason why he is working at the temple. Sure, to clear his debts but what happens when that is done. And since he is here to also defeat his desires that plagued his family, he is just like Mia who ran away from home. Kagura makes a suggestion that she will take on all his debt and even pay for the principal figure’s repair. In exchange, he must move out. This is the easiest way to save the temple. What say you?

Episode 9
The gang pounds mochi for New Year. But does Kurage have to really tell it in a dirty fashion?! Because of that, it makes Akemitsu conscious. Yeah, these girls have soft ‘mochi’ too! Worse, the girls soon come back dressed as Playboy bunnies! Apparently this is real?! Well, when Kagura says it is… More fanservice shenanigans of pounding the mochi until Yuzuki gets back and she’s not pleased with everything. Of course we learn all this is part of Kagura’s lie and Akemitsu is now certain that she really wants to kick him out. That night, Kiki talks to Akemitsu about Yuzuki’s tokudo ceremony is coming up soon. Once she becomes the head of the temple, it is all up to Akemitsu if he wants to carry on his alone or leave. Of course she notes Yuzuki would be happy if he would stay with her. Also, when Yuzuki becomes the head, Kiki will have to leave for her own family temple. During New Year, Akemitsu and the girls visit the shrine. Tsukuyo trying to give hints to Akemitsu to compliment her kimono but he doesn’t get it until she points it out. And when he spams how cute she is, she gets embarrassed. Can’t understand girls! Then he also tries to do the same to the rest but they impart some lesson on how to compliment a woman’s beauty. Tough being a man and woman, eh?

We see Kagura praying at the shrine as she tells us once more it is her duty to guide Mia to become an erotic queen. When she first met Mia, she was rebellious and against her family wishes. This stumped Kagura because it would’ve been so much easier to follow their directive. So she talked to the head and suggested to bring Mia to Japan and live in a nunnery. As part of her reverse psychology, the lack of men may have Mia craving for more. The idea was acceptable but Kagura was given a task that Mia must sleep with 100 men in Japan. Hence she is to record that conquest and send evidence back every 3 days. Hence Kagura has disguised herself as several men to send those fake photos back. Until Akemitsu came into her life and he made Mia more cheerful. Akemitsu confronts Kagura. He has his answer. The best solution is to leave but he will not. So how will he pay? Well, things will work out somehow! Plus, he promised to be with Yuzuki. Kagura seems okay with this and would have accepted this until he notes about being able to keep his promise to Mia. This makes Kagura mad because she believes he is in love with Yuzuki. Mia is truly in love with him but it is only one sided. Because of that, she may be deeply wounded and won’t recover. She scoffs at him to not talk as if she knows Mia. WTF Akemitsu laughing? Because he has never seen Kagura mad! She says she’s not mad! She is! He believes she isn’t betraying Mia because they seem genuinely happy together. Plus, she acted because she cared deeply about her. To shut him up, Kagura kicks him in the crotch! She returns to the rest who are talking about ways to make fast money. Mia believes in Kagura that she can find the best solution. Well, just doing her job.

Episode 10
Mia realizes by just mentioning Kagura’s name, Akemitsu shrivels in fear. WTF her conclusion is for them to make out?! Kagura tells a white lie that Akemitsu is a nice guy. This has the simpletons think everything is okay. And then Mia locks them both in the shed to make out. WTF. Kagura thinks of seducing him because the moment he attacks her, he’ll be kicked out. But he is keeping his distance and then it hit her. She will make Akemitsu fall for Mia and bring him back to her family. Thus she wants to be friends with him. Tsukuyo dreams of making out with Akemitsu. But when she wakes up, she is clinging onto Kurage. Obviously she has to bribe her to keep this embarrassment a secret. But soon Tsukuyo realizes Mia has been very close to Akemitsu lately. Would you like to know? Kagura shows them a footage of them having sex! Actually, it’s that Twister game in the shed. Obviously Tsukuyo jumps to the wrong conclusions. Hence Tsukuyo brings in Mia for interrogation. She asks directly if she loves Akemitsu. She denies anything of that sort. If they are close only because they are the same training partners so it makes sense. However Mia continues to claim Akemitsu is the most handsome guy and would like to marry him since she is always turned on by him. Punishment time. Tsukuyo gets embarrassed and even more so when Kagura points out she is jealous. The tsundere denies having feelings for him. Speak of the devil, here he comes. WTF Mia now in S&M bondage?! Then Kurage somehow has Kagura’s camera. Tsukuyo is too late to stop her from watching the unholy act. But Kurage can tell it is a game they’re playing. Tsukuyo is embarrassed and once more has to bribe her to keep things quiet. But soon an emergency. We’re out of rice! Don’t worry, Yuzuki will go around asking for tributes. She brings Akemitsu and Mia along as he talks about fate. Everything happens for a reason. Too bad all they visit, nobody gives them any rice. Giving excuses or laughing at their pathetic act. But their last stop is an injured lady who is waiting for them. She knows Yuzuki and has already prepared her tributes. Her children are naughty and love boobs?! Akemitsu talks to her as she notes how Tsukina (Tsukuyo’s mom) was around and collecting tributes, nobody dared defied her. She was tough but everyone felt safe. It is unknown why she left and is rumoured to be at the main temple. In the end, the gang is prepared to ship loads of rice barrels. Akemitsu remembers this is the first time he met Yuzuki and yes, all about fate. He hopes to support her but looks like she doesn’t need help and carries all the barrels home by herself!

Episode 11
Akemitsu really wants to help Yuzuki. He needs to find a part time job but it looks like a requirement is a contact. He doesn’t have a phone of his own and he can’t burden the temple. So he goes to see Yuzuki to borrow her phone. But what’s this? Yuzuki in maid outfit?! If I were him, I’d give into my desires right now!!! HAHAHA!!! Anyway… After he manages to survive all the lewd imaginations from her suggestive poses, he tells her his intentions. However she shoots it down and wants him to concentrate on training rather than working. Yuzuki further adds this is her burden alone. So she wants to be like her mom who did everything herself? She sounds even more impossible when she claims she wants to double her work shifts. When she is already this tired? She claims she is not. Until Akemitsu points out her clothes, she gets embarrassed?! She did not realize she was wearing this?! It seems her friends suggested her this maid café work and lent her a dress. She tried it on last night but fell asleep?! Both soon start arguing about Yuzuki’s tiredness. Yuzuki then dares him to massage her. Oh my. See where this is going? We all know he has godly hands and fingers, right? Yuzuki, be prepared to be orgasmed! And as you would expect, such strange ambiguous noises as Tsukuyo hears from outside. She barges in only to see them now in wrestling position? Yuzuki continues to fall asleep midway through their argument. When she claims it is all eventually none of his business, that is when Akemitsu says he’ll do as he please. This means asking Tsukuyo out on a date tomorrow! Wait. WHAT?! And because of that, Tsukuyo has a strange dream of Akemitsu marrying her and then consummating! She wakes up from it, head butting poor Kurage across the room! This is going to be costly… As she dolls herself up and wondering when he fell for her, she realizes she is just overthinking when he shows up in his usual temple clothes. Yup. Just overthinking. Relieved or disappointed? Until he compliments how beautiful she looks. She accompanies him to go buy a phone. She is totally embarrassed since everybody else is getting the wrong idea they are dating. She keeps reminding herself she is just overthinking. But her heart is so confused since he also treats her very nice. He exchanges his first contacts with her. No deeper meaning. Since he doesn’t clearly say why he bought a handphone, once again her mind starts to drift about some midnight sex. You sure it’s about that? Indeed, she gets a text from him but it’s to thank her for today. Then another strange dream of Akemitsu dumping her for another woman. This time Kurage comes prepared with a concrete! OUCH! The most painful wakeup call…

Episode 12
Yuzuki thinks Akemitsu is mad since he hasn’t talk to her since. She thinks of apologizing until she sees him happily returning from his date with Tsukuyo. Why must she run away? Ah… Even Kiki knows something is wrong and talks to Akemitsu about it. But after all that great advice, when Kurage mentions somebody is leaving the temple, Kiki goes into overdrive mode to extort money for that departure! Too late, Yuzuki has already seen them off (they wanted to change the place of their family grave since this temple is inconvenient) and without taking any money! As they also noted they don’t trust this temple anymore, Yuzuki takes this upon herself to work harder. However Kiki tells her she won’t train her anymore. Why? Figure it out yourself. I hope she didn’t have a grudge on that money issue… Yuzuki tries to put up a fake happy front to assure everything is still alright. Then everyone gets distracted with Tsukuyo having Akemitsu’s contact. We want it too! As Akemitsu begs to Kiki to reconsider, he soon receives a distress call from Tsukuyo that Yuzuki is missing. Oh my. Where to start looking? Obviously she has fallen into depression. She remembers mom suddenly telling the sisters to move out because the temple is done for. But when Yuzuki claimed she will take over it, mom brushed it off because she cannot save it. That is why Yuzuki has always been trying to work hard so she could be that perfect person mom thinks.

Akemitsu finds her under the bridge. Yeah, the same homeless spot he was. He realizes she has been trying to be strong and although she is stronger than him, she is actually quite frail. He gives her a big hug. Yuzuki is back in her own bed as Akemitsu talks about her telling him not to live alone. He once thought of that but she tore that idea down. Yuzuki continues to blame herself as not good enough but Akemitsu denies. She has done a lot and because he also loves this temple as much, he wants to help her. He wants to be involved in her life! Could he have phrased that any better? Now she remembers the reason she stayed because she loved this temple. It was that simple. The other girls have heard and barge in. They scold her for making them worried and also assure that they want to help because they too love this temple. They then tease her for being left out since everyone here already has Akemitsu’s contacts! Yuzuki then talks to Kiki and now knows the reason. It’s because she lost sight of what’s important. Hence she panicked and worried on what others would think about her. She wants to return to training and Kiki agrees after she returns back to health. Later Yuzuki talks to Akemitsu. She is giving up looking for part time jobs and will continue to ask supports for donations. It is tougher but it is still better than sacrificing herself because that won’t do anything any good. They will all protect this temple together. Life returns to normal and this includes Akemitsu getting into ecchi situations with the girls. Be gone, worldly desires! I think this is going to take a while…

Special 1
Well, what do you know? Akemitsu and Yuzuki wake up one morning to find themselves they have switched bodies! Oh Yuzuki, didn’t know his dick was this big, huh? Oh Akemitsu, you should know Yuzuki’s boobs are this big! Then when Kurage comes in wanting to seduce Akemitsu (Yuzuki) with her loli body, turns out this is actually Kagura! As revealed, she got a shady potion to turn Mia into a pervert but look what happened. Now we see Mia recording herself in sexy lingerie and poses! Yeow! But Yuzuki and Kagura aren’t surprised and they know this is Kurage. Yeah, never had such voluptuous body before. Then they heard a scream. Well, it’s not from Akemitsu trying to change himself blindfolded! Rather, Kiki licking Kagura? Oh, the cat is now Kiki and Tsukuyo is now Kagura. And of course Kiki is now Nyagosuke. And by deduction, Kurage is in Tsukuyo’s body. Soon, everyone reverts back. Noticing that Akemitsu is not with them and that he was in Yuzuki’s body, they go into her room only to find her tied up BDSM style?! How the f*ck was he thinking he could change clothes this way?!

Special 2
Oh my. Akemitsu marrying Yuzuki at the altar with Kiki as the priest? As he is about to kiss her, turns out to be Hoan?! WTF?! He and his goons try to attack and close the temple but here is Kagura in a sexy spy catsuit to save the day as she takes Akemitsu and run. They end up on the moon? Then as she tries to have sex with him and strips, he falls off into the ocean. Mermaid Tsukuyo saves and brings him to shore. Oh, now she wants sex too?! Yeah, those fish fins must be fake as she strips naked! But then a quicksand swallows him and now he finds himself in a love hotel with Kurage. Oh, she too gets naked as her body transforms into a busty version to get down and dirty. Before that could happen, Mia barges in and tries to kill him with a samurai sword. He runs but now bumps into Kiki. Yes, it’s her turn to strip to f*ck him. But he gets caught and tied up in a love hotel. Mia and Kagura are going to do BDSM stuffs to him. Sexy nurse Yuzuki won’t allow it and just like that, everybody ends up in the bath. All the girls use their skin and body to rub on him. The only thing getting dirtier from all this cleaning is the mind! Clear your thoughts! Suddenly vines appear from the bath to grab all of them! Tentacle rape scene! Even Akemitsu gets that treatment! With his crotch exposed, the girls are not impressed so Kagura kicks it! OUCH!!! And as I have expected, all this silly nonsense is a dream because Akemitsu has fallen ill and all the girls are worried what kind of dream he is having. Because he looks like having fun… In fact, the girls agree to keep this a secret as all of them are guilty of wiping sweat from every inch of his body and let’s say some of his body parts reacted in a healthy way. I can see why Akemitsu’s goal of abandoning his worldly desires is still a pipe dream…

The Body Is A Temple For The Ecchi Soul
Will shows like this get another season? No, not DVD specials or unaired episodes, but another season? Your guess is as good as mine. After desecrating the holiness of the theme, unless you want more heads to roll, go ahead, be my guest and continue. Because all of us are corrupted anyway so it won’t make any difference. No sequel? No problem. We’ll just find another ecchi series filled with godly fanservice to satiate our worldly desires! Yeah. Nobody can live on without hentai! It’s our enlightenment to the world! Oh sorry, escapism. Don’t you hold me to all that! I made that all up!

I don’t see there is any actual plot for this series. Of course it doesn’t. We’re all here for the fanservice, right?! Whether it is about Akemitsu trying to get over his earthly desires and lust or Yuzuki being engaged to Hoan so that she became the next head of the temple, that is all just a setting so that we can have more temple shenanigans AKA fanservice. It felt all of that didn’t really matter as long as each episode sees Akemitsu getting into some sort of unwitting lewd situations with the girls. To think they used the Buddhist temple and religion as theme for this anime, I wonder how many religious zealots are mad. Not that I care. But yeah, to desecrate such a holy theme, they might as well do away with the temple thingy and convert this place of worship into some sort of sorority or hostel! That would make a lot of sense but not so much in the context of this anime.

So are we happy with the level of fanservice offered here? It all depends. Newbies may find it too much to handle while veterans who have seen way more would find this quite mild. I mean, when you compare this to a certain healer anime and a certain immoral guild anime, this one looks like a baby. Personally, I feel they are pretty standard and don’t break any new grounds. Sorry people, no bare tits and I don’t even think there’s an uncensored version or director’s cut of it. Use your imagination, people! It only feels very risqué because they are using a temple theme. Otherwise, all the panty shots, boob shots, suggestive sexy poses and naughty bits are pretty much standard affair. All within expectations. To think that there are 5 hot young lovely babes staying at this temple and so much fanservice is given within that short amount of time, even the staunchest Buddhist believers will immediately be corrupted and return to the sins of the flesh! Adding more fanservice value is how the mid-intermission has some strange suggestive sayings. For example, “No one who walks stealthily is up to any good” or “A trick up the sleeve”. While it might sound pretty normal, however such sayings are accompanied with sleazy and suggestive pictures. Is your mind and libido confused now? And then there is the next episode preview which is actually about the girls talking very suggestively. Are you ready to ditch your holy life now and return to being an immoral person?!

Character wise, what else is there more to say especially when the series is mostly about fanservice? So yes, Akemitsu as your typical male character in a fanservice-cum-harem genre, usual script says that he has to accidentally stumble into fanservice-y situations because life is so much more exciting that way. It’s like the gods are cruel enough to play such pranks and test his limits to see how far his resistance can go. Heh. It is understandable he wants to clear his family name over his dad’s past sexual atrocities and legendary status as some immoral lecher. But I guess it runs deep in the family’s blood. You see, each time Akemitsu gets ‘tested’, he starts to bleed a huge amount of blood. It is amazing that he hasn’t died of blood loss at this rate. If not, the girls in pretty suggestive poses will have his inner thoughts and demons straying to the naughty side. And to wake himself up from depravation, punches himself. Another round of bleeding. Rinse and repeat cycle. Heck, it happens in every episode so you have to ask if this is really working for Akemitsu.

This is both good and bad. Because it proves that Akemitsu is a young healthy man and getting turned on by such buxom babes shows he isn’t gay! However it also means all his training amounts to nothing since he still gets turned on by the slightest sexy. I don’t expect him to turn into a holy monk overnight or within a few months, but at this rate, nothing has changed. But what if that really happens? A serious Akemitsu with no more earthly desires is such a boring person! He isn’t a human anymore! Alas as such, Akemitsu is still a good natured person and is willing to help the girls in any way he can. Also, he has a debt to clear off. So stay as you are for now, Akemitsu. The girls need you. Also to cook, to clean… Such a useful guy…

As for the girls living at the temple, it’s wrong for me to say this but I get a feeling they only exist to provide Akemitsu all the sexy fanservice! HAHAHA!!! Not accurate but you get what I mean. Each with their own quirky personalities so that we can have a variety of funny fanservice and be entertained by their antics. Like Yuzuki who is perhaps having the most erotic body among the ladies, she tries to play the big sister and shouldering the heaviest responsibility. However they also make her a little dumb for, wait for it, fanservice shenanigans. What else, right? She’s trying to shoulder a huge responsibility to take over the temple. It remains a mystery why mom disapproved of her but eventually relented. Otherwise, Yuzuki and the girls wouldn’t be staying here, right? I feel Kiki may have intervened but whatever. So the important is that Yuzuki shouldn’t try to live up to her mom’s expectations but do what she can. As long as she loves this temple, it shouldn’t be hard to keep things running. Well of course, still need the money. I’m sure Buddha isn’t going to drop a stack of cold hard cash before the temple’s doorstep, would he?!

Initially the 2 girls who hated Akemitsu at first have now become the frontrunners in being his girlfriend. How the tides have turned. Tsukuyo has been received a lot of mixed and confusing signals from him but that is mainly because of her doing lots of unnecessary overthinking. So it also proves she is also dirty minded, right? Mia being another dumb blonde second only to Yuzuki, she doesn’t view Akemitsu as a romantic interest but rather a training partner. However with her twisted upbringing, she is portrayed as some of a psycho slut. Yes, another excuse for dumb fanservice antics.

Then there is Kurage who is most honest when it comes to all matters including naughty bits. She doesn’t hide the fact that she wants to get intimate with Akemitsu but unfortunately in order to not turn us all (including viewers) into some sort of criminal (because damn she’s underage!), that is why she is not taken seriously and no sexy fanservice shenanigans on her. Plus, her monotonous expressionless face reminds me of Renge from Non Non Biyori (but not as charming!) as she can only wait till she grows up if she is really serious on her feelings for Akemitsu.

Lastly, the most devious girl among the pack, Kagura. She might troll us all with her ditzy and dreamy outlook but she is quite scheming. She is the only one who doesn’t harbour any sort of interest in Akemitsu but I predict all that might change the more she tries to get things her way and only to backfire because we all know of his tenacity. Then she’ll be all head over heels for him. Heh. Such lofty delusions. But for now, she is like the silent troublemaker but only for Mia. She’s like the puppet master trying to pull the strings and turn Mia into a queen of slut and dumb Mia is just following through. Could’ve worked out smoothly had not been for that meddling Akemitsu!

Not forgetting Kiki, she’s currently the caretaker of the temple. It’s like she is needed because for adult supervision. In the loosest context. Otherwise it will be deemed suspicious if a bunch of teens are staying in a temple. So yes, she’s got the body too and sometimes boldly teases Akemitsu with it. But rest assured, it’s not for any serious romantic purposes. Certainly she deserves better than Akemitsu, right?! Nyagosuke feels a lot neglected and forgettable. Little kitty is supposed to be the pet mascot of the series but its presence is negligible (often sticking with Kurage). Animal cuteness shall not overshadow the human fanservice!

The art and animation are just average. I have to admit that some scenes look pretty simplistic like those whenever Akemitsu goes into shock or stunned expression. However with the fanservice shenanigans in our faces, we overlook this department. Not to say the fanservice animation quality is best in the world but it is decent (oh the irony) to divert our attention from the average animation quality. This anime is done by Gekkou, a relatively new studio whose only other works at this point is Isekai One Turn Kill Neesan.

Voice acting is also average as I only recognized Jun Fukuyama as Hoan. I didn’t realize it until much later because Yuzuki’s mom is voiced by Kana Asumi?! Not her trademark voice (she’s in a much lower voice) and she doesn’t have much lines (obviously) but the credits indeed listed her. The rest of the other casts are Masayuki Akasaka as Akemitsu (Kibe in Kanojo Okarishimasu), Aimi as Yuzuki (Kasumi in BanG Dream), Yuu Serizawa as Tsukuyo (Yumemi in Kakegurui), Madoka Asahina as Mia (Kominami in Boku-tachi Wa Benkyou Ga Dekinai), Sumire Uesaka as Kagura (Sanae in Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai), Nanami Yamashita as Kurage (Sue in Isekai Wa Smartphone To Tomo Ni) and Chiaki Takahashi as Kiki (Nanami in School Days). Heck, even the very minimal appearing Nyagosuke has got its own seiyuu, Chika Anzai (titular character in Hitsugi No Chaika).

The opening theme is Bonnou Paradise by Aimi. It’s a rock piece but personally I feel it is chaotic and frenzy all over the place. Don’t worry, fanservice shenanigans in the credits should distract you. There are a few ending themes. The main one being Itsuka Wa Mangetsu No You Ni by the Aoba sisters trio. Another rock outfit. Once more, get distracted by all the girls in sexy outfit or lingerie and feel free to ignore the song. Feeling corrupted yet? Then there is Culturegap Temptation by the duet Mia and Kagura. More like a lively denpa song but sorry, no delicious fanservice here. Just the boring animation of the characters running and running and running… fanservice here. No wonder it’s so boring. Finally there is Oidemase Mikazukidera by the temple’s lovely quintet babes. Another lively denpa song (is it me that all these songs sound somewhat the same?). And sorry too, no juicy fanservice. So boring. GIVE ME MAH FANSERVICE!

Overall, you watch this series for the nonsensical fanservice and nothing else. This series aimed to do that and only that. If a certain healer anime is too controversial and a certain isekai dungeon anime is too boring, this one fits right in between although it is just like many other similar animes in the genre. Plot and character development here are not important as long as the girls get to show their lewd side and satiate our horny libido. There is all there is to it. No need to crack your brains for anything deeper because it is just us as typical humans to crave for earthly desires. It is as such that makes us human. And of course, this show doesn’t intend to convert people into this religion although anime doesn’t give a f*ck on what it desecrates or makes fun of. Yeah, would you be surprised there are way more extreme hentai than this in this theme? (Bible Black comes to mind…). But I have to disagree and can disprove about this series’ second title that no one can live on loneliness. Look at me. I’m your biggest example! :’(. Oh sorry, ecchi animes like these keep me company at lonely times. But still lonely as f*ck. :’(

Shinigami Bocchan to Kuro Maid S2

Will the curse be broken this season? Who knows? That is why we have Shinigami Bocchan to Kuro Maid S2 to find out if all the mysteries and curses can be solved so that our main characters can continue to live happily ever after. Well, my guts say it isn’t and there will be more complications and drama to go with it. Otherwise, it would not have been the greatest curse for our titular character. Hopefully Alice doesn’t tease him too much that he can’t restrain himself into finally touching her. But as we all know, this guy’s resistance to temptation is freaking strong, putting all the monks at the monastery to shame!

Episode 13
Bocchan trying to Alice by making a house of cards? Yeah, see it crumble. Isn’t there something more important he should be doing now? Like trying to get rid of the curse? Because mom gave him the deadline to do so before spring or she’ll have Walter be the heir. Not that he is against it and in fact he prefers Walter to take over. He just wants to rid of this curse. We see Cuff being part of a circus troupe. Another excellent show so fellow performer, Hugo is impressed. He thanks her for introducing him to this circus as it is more interesting than pickpocketing. Now he wants to earn a proper living and support his family. Yes, this kid wants to marry Cuff but Zain isn’t going to allow that. Zain wonders how long Cuff wants to stay here. Well, as long as their identities don’t get busted. She can stay here and lead a normal life but Cuff still prefers to be with Zain. Cuff then drops by Bocchan’s mansion. Only here she can go overboard with her magic! With this magic pool that Zain swiped from the witch world, they can now have their own watery fun. Ah yes, girls in swimsuits. Zain must be so pissed to be missing out this fun. I guess Cuff’s fire got a bit too hot and Bocchan feeling a bit of heat. He almost collapses and nearly touches Alice. Dangerously romantic. Once done, Cuff leaves and lets them have this pool. She also gives them a gift from Zain. Not sure, but please try it out. So Bocchan’s the guinea pig? Opening the box, they get absorbed into it. Looks like this world has Bocchan’s desires. Alice is much interested to know it all. Taking notes… So from Playboy Alice and a whole lot of other costumers she wears, going through more doors sees more of his desires. Embarrassing for him but fun for her. Other desires include Viola being a little sister reliant on him and a piano recital before a full stage. Finally, a door that is supposed to be his deepest desires, Alice takes a peek. Is that Alice in a wedding dress? She won’t let him see it and ambiguous puts it as this is how he wants to see her. Back in reality, that’s enough sweet dreams so Bocchan has Alice put away the box for good.

Episode 14
Bocchan and Alice playing their own mini golf. Can Bocchan follow her instructions when she’s so distracting with her flirting? WTF we have a musical for this golf too?! Meanwhile Viola wants to try makeup on Walter since mom wouldn’t let her do it. He agrees. WTF he thinks he is now so cute that he wants to go to Bocchan’s place and play a prank on him?! And so Viola introduces this new maid who is obsessed with Bocchan. It seems Bocchan and Alice haven’t notice this is Walter yet. So Walter tries to lift his skirt to seduce him but no reaction from Bocchan. He thinks this is normal for maids. Then playing golf, Walter hints of wanting Bocchan to go out with him if he hits a hole in one. He does so and now wants to marry him?! This makes Alice panic for a second that she flusters. Rare moment of Alice cuteness there. Of course Bocchan rejects Walter, claiming he is in love with someone. I guess Walter gets fed up and runs away. And they still couldn’t guess it is him despite his scream. Yeah, maybe he wasn’t cute enough. As Hugo tries to curry favour for Cuff and even promising to become the man for her, obviously Zain doesn’t like this and tries to stop him. But he notes the idea of ditching Cuff if his identity was busted. But since she wants to stick with him, I guess he’ll stay. When Alice is serving Bocchan tea, suddenly Daleth’s magic summons his mind to meet her. It seems she wants him to persuade a witch who excels in using time magic for her. Do that and she’ll help break his curse. She is obviously referring to Zain and knows that burning of the logbook. Bocchan can’t do that because he promised as a friend. We take a detour to hear Zain narrate about his early life. Because of his great magic, he was sent to live in the human world to avoid witches from abusing his power. That was when he met Cuff and spent time with her. He showed his magic by restoring things back to normal. One day, witch hunters killed their parents. Cuff was sad and Zain promised to use his magic to bring them back to live. He failed. Not even magic can change fate. Although Cuff accepted it, Zain hated his magic ever since because he couldn’t protect he smile. Daleth clarifies that she cannot break his curse but knows this witch who can do it. Not sure if it will succeed but as long as there is hope, right? Bocchan returns to reality and he panics about what Daleth said. Noticing a business card in his hand, it has a picture of an octopus.

Episode 15
Bocchan wonders if Alice can see ghosts. Because he heard someone whispering to her! Alice denies and Bocchan thinks this is out of consideration not to frighten him. Well, she mentions a ghost bride just moved in… Although Bocchan can’t see her, the bride explains her regret that on her wedding day, her betrothed bought the ring that is of the wrong size. She got so sad and ran away that she tripped and died! Bocchan offers her to take the many rings he has since it is from this mansion and he doesn’t know whom they belong to. The bride possesses Alice and she gets really bold and flirtier towards Bocchan. He of course escapes otherwise he can’t control himself. The bride then realizes she still loves her husband and made a big issue out of this petty thing. She will wait for him when his time comes and will cross over now. The owner of the octopus card will be coming soon. You think Bocchan can protect Alice like this? He plans to drive whoever away because he doesn’t want to owe Daleth a favour. As he has promised Zain, he cannot reveal much to Alice. Then here comes that said person. Amelia is not a witch but an octopus born with magic. She claims she can try to break the curse for him but Bocchan turns her down so as not to owe Daleth. Amelia explains isn’t as bad as she looks since she doesn’t know how to express herself. As for being the boss of her world, everyone puts her up to it. Amelia then talks of her own love story as she was married to a human 10 years ago. Though, it was all just formalities. She attacked the ship but was defeated. Her husband-to-be (the ringmaster) saved and hid her from other crew members. One thing led to another and although they’ve parted, she still loves him and hopes to see him again. Since it would be a waste for Amelia coming all the way here, Bocchan accepts her offer to try out something and if successful, will find other ways to make it up to Daleth. Amelia explains about the curse being like a film and will just rip it off. She shows her magic by turning the place underwater. Swimming with the fish? Yeah, there’s a musical about it too. Sorry, it’s not Under The Sea! As Amelia tries to rip off the curse, she feels a powerful backlash. The curse sticks onto him like a leech. Amelia believes only 1 witch is powerful enough to inflict this: Sade who is Daleth’s twin sister. Bocchan doesn’t know anything about her and wonders if Daleth wants Zain’s power to resurrect her. With nothing more can be done, Amelia returns to the sea. Bocchan thinks of visiting Zain to ask more questions. They promise to go to many places once the curse is broken.

Episode 16
Cuff talks to Zain about Viola liking older men. Will she be sad if the one she loves die first? Viola’s reply was she would rather be sad than the one whom she loves. As Cuff doesn’t want to be alone, she wonders if Zain will always be with her. For her, you bet he will. Bocchan and Alice are in town trying to find their way to the circus as they bump into Hugo. Hugo thought Bocchan is another guy trying to hit on Cuff! Hugo isn’t afraid of Bocchan’s curse and is in fact fascinated with it. Oh heck, even the ringmaster wants Bocchan to join the circus and use this ability of his! As Zain is not around, Bocchan and Alice temporarily be part of the circus act. Bocchan trying to do some juggling and would’ve been better had he concentrate on it and not on Alice’s sexy! Meanwhile Daleth shows Sharon’s body to Keto. It seems she is not dead as her heart is still beating but in a very long sleep. She wants her to return to normal. For that, she needs to get Zain. She is planning to go to the human world to get that genius back and wants Keto to come and bring along her partner, Teto as well. With hot girls like them, Zain will be more amenable to talk. Daleth then has this nightmare that Sade noted their faces look so alike and it’s hard to tell apart. Hence Sade making some changes to her face! With Zain returning, Bocchan talks to him about Daleth coming for his magic. Zain realizes the gig is out so he plans to leave the city. Without Cuff? He thinks she can blend in with the humans. Can he really leave Cuff? For her sake, he can. As the circus gets underway, Zain watches but is confronted by Teto and Keto. Daleth is here too. Yup, disarmed by all those delicious boobs. Daleth wastes no time in wanting him to come back to the witch world to use his powers. Surprisingly Zain agrees but can only come in 2 days as he wants to say goodbye to Cuff. But as Daleth leaves, she knows he is lying and has no intention of coming. If he really intends not to use magic, she’ll make sure he is forced to.

Episode 17
Hugo brings Cuff to Zain as requested. He thinks he wants to confess so little boy mans up and be mature, wishing Zain to make Cuff happy. Goodbye my love. Zain starts thanking Cuff. This has her mad because she believes he wants to leave her. As she leaves, he confesses he loves her. Got her attention. But soon she runs away before he could explain. As the circus begins, Cuff and Zain acting strange with each other, Bocchan knows something has happened. A huge man eating plant then starts to wreak havoc. This is the work of Teto and Keto as ordered by Daleth to ruin the circus. But the crowd thinks this is part of the show. This is when Zain tells Cuff about the truth. However she tells him not to use his magic no matter what. Bocchan’s touch easily destroys the plant but the goons can create more to keep them company. Cuff goes to search for Daleth when Zain sees a young version of Cuff. Obviously an illusion made by Daleth to force him to use his magic because it is making him guilty that he cannot protect her. When Cuff is about to fall from a high place, this has Zain realizes he needs to use his magic to save her. Only he can do it. So he stops time and saves her from her fall. She is happy when he says he will use his magic to protect her from now on. Then she kisses him. That’s her answer to his confession. He wants more but all he gets are punches. As his magic won’t last, they won’t have time to look for Daleth. So time resumes and they make it as though it was all just an illusion. The crowd is so amused. Later Daleth approaches Bocchan and Alice. She claims Zain using his magic is also good for Alice because this is going to wake up Sharon. Alice’s mom dead in an accident was a lie told to her. Cuff punches Daleth, revealing her scarred face. This makes her scared as she escapes. When the circus is having their own party, the ringmaster points out Zain and Cuff as witches. This could only explain the events that has happened. However he finds them cool, making Zain’s efforts to keep it all a secret in vain. That is when the ringmaster confirms Amelia is his wife and is glad to know she is doing fine. Cuff and Zain make it official that they’re a couple now. Greedy Zain wants more kisses but is showered with more punches! Bocchan and Alice leave with Cuff giving a big hug to the latter. Obviously none for Bocchan. Cuff reminds Zain never to leave her again.

Episode 18
Bocchan and Alice return, much to Rob’s joy. Yeah, he was feeling pretty lonely since they were away for 4 days. But no hugs! Meanwhile Walter notices Viola has put on some weight. Not that she cares. Until he mentions Rob prefers thin girls. Time to go on a diet. However it seems like she is having a hard time and she wants to give up. But Walter will not let her give up and says all those encouraging words that he once said to her before when she was young. This gives her some inspiration to continue losing her weight. Obviously this is all part of Walter’s plan to become better than Bocchan. Yeah, still hate being #2. Alice and Bocchan give Rob some souvenirs. Rob feels he is a lucky man who isn’t lonely in the first place. In return, Rob gives Alice a book he drew of Bocchan when he was little. Alice goes through the book and sees all the cute drawings while squirming with glee. Zain’s first date with Cuff at the zoo. Hardly romantic because Hugo is tagging along! And he’s like the little moral police trying to prevent Zain from doing unholy stuffs towards Cuff. I guess it’s better that way because whenever Zain asks to feel her boobs, she returns it with a punch. Zain and Cuff want to go visit Bocchan and Alice. But as they make their way there, a heavy blizzard engulfs the place so they have to take shelter in a cave. Cuff suggests doing something only they can do. Sorry to get your hopes up but it’s nothing spicy. Just guess what animals she is making from her flame magic. Are they turning this into a musical too? Cuff also knows he was thinking about Daleth. True. He can’t imagine what she is plotting next. She promises to protect him too. As he doesn’t regret using his magic, he thinks of using it to go back in time and break Bocchan’s curse. You’ll never know if you don’t try. If the curse isn’t Bocchan’s fate, then it is possible they can break it. Of course this means fighting the strongest witch AKA Sade. They’ll have to get stronger. Next morning as the blizzard has stopped and they’re going to fly back to town, Cuff gives a surprise kiss. That sure gave him a wakeup call. Didn’t like it? Of course he does! She did that as she doesn’t know when they’ll be alone again. I guess such kisses are more valuable than the ones he requests.

Episode 19
Another storybook magic Bocchan and Alice find themselves in. This time, Little Red Riding Hood. This little brat tells them to defeat the big bad wolf and she’ll give them any reward. So why is Bocchan dressed like a wolf? To get that baddie’s guard down. The duo see the wolf sleeping soundly in the cabin. Alice playing out lines as we know until she slowly changes them as she flirts with Bocchan. So much so the wolf gets mad for straying from the lines. Then seeing Alice reminds him of his mum so he becomes a baby and cries in Alice’s bosoms about being ostracized by his pack. Now that this is over, Red Riding Hood won’t give Bocchan his reward since he didn’t technically defeat the wolf. Now get out of this story! Now we see Walter agonizing over the fact that mom and Viola always loved Bocchan more. Even till this day, mom is still waiting for Bocchan to break the curse and come home. Swearing he is not his replacement and will beat him, Walter has obtained a shady robe in town that allows him to connect to the witch’s world so as to find out about his curse. Similarly, Alice wants to go there too to ask Daleth directly about what she said. Keto and Teto lament Daleth has holed herself up in the church ever since. They can’t begin Sabbath. They also blame Bocchan for this. Walter heard this and agrees with them. Speaking of which, here comes Bocchan and Alice. As the witches detect somebody watching, they spot Bocchan. Bocchan becomes the decoy to let them chase him and has Alice follow Walter.

Walter can’t understand why Alice stays by Bocchan’s side. She is happy to be with him as she notes Walter is similar to him a lot. Well, that nearly killed him. Then a naughty imp steals her pendant. Walter decides to help her get it back. Why so kind? He was trained to be nice to girls. That’s all. In this strange hide and seek, Walter can’t help be infuriated by this imp as he mocks him being the second son and all. But when cornered, Walter knows this one is the younger twin because he doesn’t mock him. Walter even advises him to no do as everything his older twin says and can get back at him. After getting back the pendant, the imps start their own petty quarrel. Walter sneaks into the church and sees Daleth agonizing over Sade’s cruel ways that left her scarred. She cannot forgive her for that. Walter interrupts her lamenting and understands how she feels. He forces her to uncover her scarred face and finds it beautiful. He too has scars like hers but his is unseen. She asks how he deals with it. He accepts it because although he cannot change the fact he is Bocchan’s replacement, he can work hard to become better. Nothing will change if you don’t look towards the future. As Alice and Bocchan have been caught, Daleth thinks it is time to face her demons. She goes out maskless to face her fellow witches. They cheer and welcome their beautiful leader back.

Episode 20
Viola visits Cuff and Zain since the circus has got a lion for their new act. You sure the lion is friends with Cuff? It’s like eating her… Before the show begins, Viola and Cuff hang out in town. Viola then watches Cuff in circus action and notes she is like a different person. Now back to the witch world, now that the animosity is gone, Daleth takes the humans to see Sharon’s body. Daleth now blushing each time she peeks at Walter. Thinking of making him take responsibility? Bocchan is willing to hand over the heir to Walter but this makes him upset. He is not going to accept things given on a silver platter and will take it from him instead. Daleth shows Sharon’s body in a coffin and reveals her death via accident was a lie by Rob. As Sharon was placed in a powerful sleep curse by Sade, the problem is that she doesn’t know how Sade died and that’s why she wanted to wake up Sharon to find out more. Bocchan then asks about why he was placed with the curse. Daleth shows them her side of the memories. In the old mansion, they see a young Bocchan talking to Sharon. But watching nearby in the woods are Sade and a very timid Daleth. Since Daleth still has trauma on this, she can’t go further. She promises to give them more info in exchange they don’t come back to Sabbath. She also hopes to come see Walter. Back home, Alice finds a genie lamp. The genie is a sexy Arabian Alice? Well, the genie has no form and took Alice’s form. Of course, 3 wishes. Bocchan wants his curse gone. Granted. Really? That easy? As proof, he can now touch something without withering. But as pointed out, the curse only shifted to someone else. Hence for the final wish, Bocchan takes back the curse because he cannot live with the regret of shoving his curse to make someone else happy. And it seems that person who temporarily got his curse was Rob. And he thought some superpower awakened in him when part of the garden he tended started withering. Before Alice goes to bed, she hints to Bocchan by the window to kiss her. They both do. So this is what kissing a glass feels like? Well, their heart was beating so fast, they didn’t even notice how cold it was.

Episode 21
Viola trying to teach Cuff the alphabets since she can’t get past F. But soon she remembers G because as Zain told her, it’s the size of her boobs! Walter notices Daleth outside his place and invites her in. She talks to him about Gerbera (Bocchan’s mom) coming from a strict family and thus she tried to uphold her strict noble values. Until of course Sharon came into her life and she talked and smiled a lot. Now she’s back to before perhaps what happened to Sharon came as a huge shock for her. Alice talks to Rob about his lie. But she understands it was to protect her because she would’ve been sad had she known the truth then. She wants to know more about the nuns so Rob explains they have been coming to the mansion when Bocchan’s grandpa was still alive. Not sure about this deep faith he was in but grandpa was also very close with Alice although they’re more like friends. After grandpa died, they both rarely came and everything fell apart after Bocchan got cursed and Sharon taken away. Daleth sees Zain. She believes being his friend will also benefit her instead of being an enemy. She needs him to find out more about Sade since he has the logbook. Cuff is at Bocchan’s place, preparing a surprise party for Alice. It’s the 2nd anniversary since Alice came to live with Bocchan. Alice is happy with this surprise as Cuff gives her a dress as her present. After the party is over, as Alice returns to her cabin, it seems there is a hole in the roof. The wood must’ve been decayed. Keto offers to fix it but in the meantime, go somewhere else. Obviously, she sleeps in Bocchan’s room and being the gentleman he is, lets her sleep on his bed. The floor is too hard for him to fall asleep so he talks to Keto. She explains that Daleth isn’t cut out to be the boss of witches and is barely holding the place up since Sade put her up to it. She prefers her to live her own life although she has her reservations about Daleth paying too much attention to Walter. Bocchan asks if all witches hate humans. Many do because of the old witch hunt. But if Daleth wants to be friends with humans, many are willing to follow her order. With the roof fixed, Keto hopes Alice can call all their girl friends to party here. Only, in her excitement she wrecks the roof. Back to fixing. Hugo stumbles into his old pickpocketing buddies who badmouth the circus. He goes after them but they are soon beaten up by strange people who claim they were trying to steal their stuffs. The boys run as Hugo reminds them to lay their hands of the circus. Then he finds it strange those strange people have disappeared.

Episode 22
What’s this about boobs vs thighs?! Zain admits he loves all kinds of boobs but can’t see why Bocchan would love thighs. Well, his dream is to lie on Alice’s lap. So which does Rob prefer? The smile. Alice is given a flying broomstick by Keto. Soon, Zain and Cuff are here to temporarily stay in this mansion. Apparently strange people were looking for them so the ringmaster sent them here. It is presumed those people want to use his time magic. Later Zain returns to logbook to Bocchan as he tries to find more clues about Sade. However they are soon interrupted by this strange kid, Nico. Actually he claims he is much older. He touches Bocchan and it seems he lives although is repelled. Zain knows he is a wizard, humans born with magic. Nico explains that he was cursed by Sade into immortality. Since touching Bocchan didn’t kill him, it proves this immortality curse is stronger. He also reveals he is the one who killed Sade. He explains he and his small group of wizards lived quietly in a small village. Until Sade showed up to say humans have no business in magic. She turned Nico into a child before placing this immortality curse. The wizards continue to observe her and realize she is a very dangerous person. They decided to kill her but Sade was very powerful and put up a very formidable fight. In the end, it was sheer numbers that killed her. Many died and Nico survived only because of the curse. Hence Nico has been looking for Zain so he can use his magic to go back to that time before he was cursed. Because he wants to kill Sade again! Zain is in no obligation to help him so Nico talks about his wasted magic potential. If he comes to the wizardry school, he could learn to hone it better. And Bocchan too could learn how to use some magic weapon. Zain refuses everything until Nico says there are girls in his school. Count him in!

Speaking of which, Alice and Cuff are fighting against this old woman, Ichi. However Cuff always loses to her. Obviously, water beats fire any time! She admits this was a test to see how strong they are and invites them to their school. Nico then returns and introduces Ichi as his lover. At this point Zain feels deceived! Where are all the young girls! Nico assures there are at his school. He is very sure they will come. The wizards leave via Flea. Who the f*ck this ugly looking chubby kid who looks like horrible version of Fairy Tail’s Ichiya?! But damn, his unicorn form is beautiful. Bocchan isn’t done yet because even if they do go back in time, he doesn’t want to kill Sade. Nico claims his touch will be the one who will kill her although he isn’t sure if it will work. However Bocchan maintains he doesn’t want to kill anyone. Despite the curse causing him a lot of hell, taking a life shouldn’t be easy and he can’t kill Sade just because she is an evil witch. In fact, he wants to be friends with her. What is else there for Nico to say? See you at the wizardry school. So I guess it’s decided. Everybody is going to learn magic.

Episode 23
Bocchan goes through the notebook. There is an entry by Sharon who is happy about Sade’s arrival. It proved that they’re friends. But the rest of the entries are nothing much so he wonders what Daleth wanted to hide. Meanwhile Walter is practising his shooting on targets with Bocchan’s face. Brutal. Daleth finds it cool! Viola spots them and brings them in to talk. She can’t understand why she likes that loser but respects her decision. Viola wants to help use her makeup to hide the scars (so magic can’t?) but Daleth feels traumatic about it so Viola just hugs her. In the end, Daleth just says hi and leaves. Walter didn’t hear Viola’s insults because he noticed Daleth was smiling. When Viola visits Bocchan, she feels he is hiding something as he is acting strange. She finds a female uniform. He tries to hide his wizardry school enrolment by claiming he is into cross-dressing but Viola isn’t even surprised. But with Cuff here, she accidentally spills the beans. Now Viola wants to go to wizardry school too. As long as she gets out of that house. The whole gang take a train too. It seems for a condition for Viola to go, she must bring Walter. Mom was understanding enough as it is their chance to see the world. Cuff and Zain also reveal to Viola they are witches but she is the least bit surprise. Daleth is secretly tailing them because she thinks Walter is on a trip to see another girl! Man, she’s turning into a stalker! At the school, they meet Nico the headmaster and Ichi her vice. The other senior students are Sarah Sunroad, Millie, Pfeifer and Evelyn. So Zain, you happy there are cute girls here now? The other teacher is Flea. Don’t laugh, he is popular with these girls! Zain so envious! Walter talks to Bocchan about the whole going back in time to face Sade thingy. Bocchan although still disagrees with Nico’s plan to kill her because he just wants to talk to her. Zain and Ichi talk, the former understanding why Cuff wants to be stronger. Ichi will personally train Cuff every night to make her stronger. Bocchan and Alice say goodnight to each other before turning to bed. Class starts tomorrow. Daleth and Keto camp outside the school since a barrier prevents them from entering.

Episode 24
Ichi trains Cuff to fight her water counterpart without using magic. She loses as Ichi notes she is overthinking. This is all part of her training to strengthen her mental mind so she can use her magic in greater ways. After theory lessons from Flea, Ichi trains everyone in combat. He gives them a strange item to figure out how to use it. Only Walter manages to figure out it works like a rapier so Ichi gives it to him. With Daleth breaking into the school, Nico spots her and fears Sade has return. So he confronts her and asks about it. Daleth plays along and claims she is Sade and has returned from hell. Nico gets mad as he attacks her but his magic is nothing to Daleth. After all, all wizards’ magic are just copies from witches. With Nico’s blurting about his encounter with Sade, Daleth learns more about her sister’s fate. When Ichi and Keto arrive to even the odds, Daleth decides to stop playing and reveals her true self. And just like that, Daleth and Keto become students in this magic school? How is she holding up sitting next to Walter? Can she concentrate on lessons? That night, Zain and Daleth call Bocchan and Alice to join them to go back to the past to confront Sade. Zain has made preparations and thanks to this school, it made it easier to control his magic. Bocchan asks Daleth if Sade can read minds. It is the reason why she tried to hide that logbook. It seems she cannot say and is still under Sade’s spell. The reason she is helping them is only to break it. They return in time when Bocchan was living in his family’s mansion. Zain stumbles into Sade who instantly can tell he is from the future. As Daleth notes, indeed Sade can read minds. Sade starting to look and act scary as she asks Zain about love. She hints there is someone she loves but is on the verge of dying. She wants to be with that person forever but everyone keeps getting in the way. So she kills everybody? Yes, she’s going to kill him too but luckily Daleth saves her. Sade still recognizes those fearful eyes of her sister. Meanwhile Bocchan and Alice stumble into his grandpa, Victor. They claim they are not thieves and make their way out. But they are soon pulled in by Zain because they need to escape as Sade has caught on them. Sade wants to come with them to the future but Daleth pushes her out. Sade notes Alice as Sharon’s disgusting daughter. Returning safely in time, Zain doubts Bocchan can be friends with that psycho. Daleth hopes their meeting won’t alter the future in which for now it seems it doesn’t. Bocchan is still adamant to keep his promise to be friends with Sade. Meanwhile a great teaser as Sharon wakes up from a nice long nap?!

Nothing Is Certain But Death Touches & Sexy Flexes
Well, is there going to be another season? The final one? After all, as I have checked, the second season has adapted about halfway of the manga that has already ended in mid-2022. So yes, of course there is going to be another season! After all the developments and the way things ended this season, it would be a shame to be an Alice and tease the hell out of us. Especially the very curious final scene of Sharon waking up! Oh my, what if Sharon was never under any spell, but rather just ate something that put her to sleep for 10 years! OMFG!!! I’m so curious to find out! Next season, please come faster! Can Zain take me to the future to satiate my curiosity???!!! ZAIN WHERE ARE YOU!!! Okay then. Looks like I have to wait just like everybody else.

This season’s story moves along at a reasonable pace. This means dragging out Bocchan’s curse and unfortunately this season did not see him being cured. Of course with such revelations, it sets up the next plot and step in which Bocchan and his friends need to take to finally bring an end to this curse of his. After all, if the curse was so easily broken, the story wouldn’t have dragged out this long, wouldn’t it? While this season also has the usual Alice teasing Bocchan, this season focuses a bit more on Zain and Cuff. The kind of relationship they have and the direction they want to take it. Albeit I still see that they are very much the same people when they were introduced to. Also the final stretch of this season, it was a surprise to me because I never would have guessed that the gang would end up in a magic academy. And I thought there wasn’t going to be any sort of high school clichés and the likes. But here we are. I suppose we need some sort of change of pace because it would be boring if it was still the same Bocchan’s mansion or the witches’ world.

Character wise, Bocchan and Alice continue to be the same. It is a tough call to say their relationship has further evolved because as long as Bocchan cannot touch her, the same status quo remains. This means the usual cock teasing flirts we often see in the first season. I don’t know at this point if it should be funny or irritating because well, Alice is so smokin’ hot and sexy, she’s doing this to make him happy (which he does) but always has to hold back because of his curse. Can see but no touch. At this rate, Bocchan is going to be the best temptation resistor in the entire world! It is probably the reason why Alice is so confident with her flexes because she knows Bocchan would be very careful and considerate enough to not touch her. But even if it happens via accident, I don’t think she wouldn’t mind as hinted in last season. Sometimes it feels like she too is having it hard holding in all her love for him and the only way to let some steam loose is to tease him like that. Another point that elevates Bocchan to sainthood is his intentions to be friends with the very witch that cursed him. Having suffered from the effects of his curse for a very long time, he doesn’t want to pile any more misery even if it his enemy. So it is a good thing because like they say, an eye for an eye makes the world go blind, right?

Hence now the question now shifts to this Sade character as the perpetrator of Bocchan’s curse has now been identified. It brings up a whole set of new questions on why Sade is doing this and why Bocchan was targeted. Apparently he wasn’t just her sole target as Nico claimed to be her victim too. Thus there are lots of mystery surrounding Sade’s intentions and since her actions do not make sense, I want to classify her as a deranged and mad woman. Even going so far as to scar her own sister’s face and scarring the rest of her life. Something just doesn’t add up. I’ll be damned if Sade wasn’t the real culprit but a third unknown sinister force. A sister whom they thought died at birth! TRIPLETS!!! Isn’t that why such a powerful witch like Sade can just die? Oh damn, I really hope this isn’t the case. But for now, Sade is portrayed to be an insane woman. It could be just an illusion or maybe she actually is the true antagonist. Only time will tell all.

As mentioned, Cuff and Zain get more spotlight this season mainly because of them joining a circus. While they have made it official with their relationship, they still mainly remain the same. Because Zain is still a lecherous pervert who still want to grope boobs! He even dares to be like this even before Cuff! Or maybe he just wants Cuff’s reaction to beat him up? A twisted way that she cares and loves him? The other game changer is that he is now going to use his magic to protect Cuff instead of sealing it away forever. It would be good since it gives him more flexibility and options when the times call for it.

One of the strangest development would be Daleth. Here I was resigned to think that she would be the series’ final boss and antagonist. But surprisingly, I guess like many others, I misunderstood her. Her awkward actions make it look like she is a villainess but I guess as far as the story goes, she isn’t. After the fateful incident of being unmasked, that became the real turning point for her. Because now it is just plain weird to see Daleth turned into a very different person! Oh my, how love can actually change a woman! Witch or human, she is still a woman and thus not exceptional when it comes to matters of the heart. I don’t know which version of Daleth I prefer because the new Daleth is now like a love struck stalker and so different from the initial Daleth we were introduced to. Sure this is the same person?

The other character being given more prominence is Walter. It is still his running joke that he hates being called second or anything that refers to the number two! Yes, even to the point of altering Nico’s name to Sanco! Get the joke and point?! Anyway, Walter proves that he isn’t some guy who is just jealous or obsessed in taking his big brother down. Yes, he still is but at least he has his pride and justifiable actions to back him up. Very assuring he won’t cheat his way to beat Bocchan and wants to do it fair and square and with his own abilities. And of course, the weird romance blossoming between him and Daleth. His gentlemanly act is enough to melt any girls’ heart but I guess Daleth was the lucky one. In a way, his charm helped saved her from being scarred for life. I have a feeling that all that love will slowly fill up her heart and replace the fear and trauma Sade inflicted her. So Walter doesn’t know it already? I mean, he is #1 in Daleth’s heart! NUMBER ONE!!! REJOICE!!!

Other recurring characters don’t feel too significant. Like Rob who just feels forgettable as well as Viola. Not much of anything they can do this season but oh well, you can’t give every character the same and equal screen time. Sorry Viola fans, she’s cutely annoying here. That’s about it. Bocchan’s mom is still moody as ever but she’s not a complete strict b*tch as surprisingly she allows her children to go to magic school. What’s her name again? So hard to remember… I think it rhymes with gerbil or something… Oh it supposedly means a flower and not a hamster?! Shucks… As for the new characters, they’re rather okay for now but some remains to be seen if they’ll play a big part in the future. Like Hugo, the ringmaster and his living separately wife, Amelia. Then there is Keto and Teto who are underlings of Daleth but it only seems Keto is the one who is appearing way more than her lesbian partner. She follows Daleth around more while Teto seems to be MIA like forever. She only appeared during the attack on the circus. Introducing late this season, the wizards of Nico, Ichi and the weird Flea. I suppose I can consider this as training arc? Because Bocchan and co are going to power and level up before the final boss fight! HAHAHA!

This season maintains the 100% CGI animation. So if you’re still not a fan of anime being done this way, sad for you purists. I am willing to accept as long as it is done right and so far the CGI here remains consistent with last season (J.C. Staff did the prequel and obviously helmed this sequel). While the characters’ movements may look weird in terms of CGI context, however it doesn’t break the series entirely. In other words, watchable. I mean, traditional 2D or modern CGI, we’re not going to hate Alice’s boobs, right?! I’m sorry, what are we talking about again? Okay never mind. Anyway, I also find it weird that the wizard academy’s uniform is all dressed in black. WTF are they attending some sort of funeral?! But it doesn’t make a difference for Alice since she has always don black to begin with.

As last season’s seiyuus are retained, the new ones joining this season include Yuko Kaida as Sade (Ryomou in Ikkitousen), Haruka Yamazaki as Keto (Ruka in Hayate No Gotoku), Rui Tanabe as Teto (titular character in Ryuugajou Nanana No Maizoukin), Shizuka Ishigami as Hugo (Mito in Shokugeki No Souma), Masaaki Mizunaka as the ringmaster (Ryuuen in Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E), Reina Ueda as Amelia (Maria in Tomodachi Game), Natsumi Fujiwara as Nico (Damian in Spy x Family), Masako Katsuki as Ichi (Tsunade in Naruto), Mitsuo Iwata as Flea (Marchosias in Shakugan No Shana), Miyu Yoshizaki as Millie, Miyari Nemoto as Pfeifer (Sazanka in Kunoichi Tsubaki No Mune No Uchi), Mayuko Kazama as Evelyn (Yashiya in Rokudou No Onna-tachi) and Banjou Ginga as Victor (Senzaemon in Shokugeki No Souma).

Just like last season, the duet of Bocchan and Alice perform this season’s opener, Kimi To Revue. A rather okay pop piece but it could be just me because the duo singing in their character’s voice, makes the entire song sound weird. Is bland and flat the correct word? Bland + flat = weird? Furthermore, also like last season, some episodes have short insert songs by the duo. Some are fun like that Amelia’s underwater magic experience but mostly they all have that same one kind sound because well, Bocchan and Alice are singing it. With a few of such musicals, I’m sure they can turn this series into its own separate musical series. And yes, the piano scores are still nice to listen to. The ending theme, Hoshikuzu Requiem is by Nasuo and is more of a slow-moderate pop piece. However I find the singer’s voice to be struggling in singing the song. Not sure if it is intentional since she sounds like struggling to hit certain notes (which aren’t that high). I also seem to notice she is trying to catch her breath in some lines. Not sure if the line has more words than usual or if she’s trying to make it sound breathy.

Overall, the sequel is a decent watch and a satisfactory follow up to the first season. More character development as the story proceeds smoothly at a reasonable pace. Of course, more of Alice’s dangerous flirtatious teasers from time to time to remind us all that even having such voluptuous assets and curves, it is all a huge waste if one cannot touch all of it! Uhm, wait. I mean it’s all just 3D CGI effects so you’re never going to ever feel ‘em up no matter how much you touch your screen! Damn, we just as cursed as Bocchan who can’t touch her! HAHAHA!!! Sighs… At least Bocchan has a companion who cares for him. What do I have? Cursed to be alone forever… :’(. And the worst part is that I put that curse upon myself (T_T).

Masamune-kun No Revenge S2

It’s back. Vengeance has never gone away. Staying low and in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to return. Yeah, who would’ve guessed that Masamune-kun No Revenge S2 would grace our screens 6 years after the first season aired! That’s a pretty long time for a revenge but I suppose that is how the sweetest revenge works. It’s basically a patient and waiting game. Yes, the fat chubby kid who got rejected by the cute rich girl he likes, now he has turned into a smoking hot handsome hunk and he’ll soon get his revenge by making her fall head over heels for him before dumping her and breaking her heart. Such a perfect revenge plan, no? Yeah, it would. If real love didn’t get in the way. I think I can see where this is going…

Episode 1
We continue where we left off. That’s right. Masamune’s class trip to Paris! Bonjour! You bet our favourite loli mom, Kinue is saddened by her boy’s departure. As Masamune fantasizes in getting revenge on Aki in this City of Love, Aki surprisingly wants to talk to him privately later. Be there or be square. Masamune is in shock since he didn’t anticipate this. Soon they both bump into this French girl. Pardon by French, but will that translation app help? Don’t worry, Muriel Besson speaks perfect Japanese! Uh huh. There it is. Your typical foreigner girl who loves Japanese culture. She claims he is the perfect Japanese guy whom she is looking for. Yes, she is drawing her own romcom manga and wants to learn more about Japanese high school students. She lets them see their work and of course there are lots of questionable stuffs. When she wants to use Masamune as her model in her manga, he turns her down claiming they are only visiting students and besides, Aki is his girlfriend?! Play along, please! But soon the duo are confronted by MIBs. What is the French word for mafia again? And then they play a live video by Frank Besson. Yes, he is Muriel’s older brother who is currently away in Japan for a business trip. He isn’t happy they turn Muriel down because if there is anything he hates most in the world and the #1 sin, it’s making Muriel disappointed. Siscon! Hence he wants them to teach Muriel the essence of romcom if they know what is good for them. Later Masamune talks to Yoshino about how much she set up all this. Apparently none. He thinks it is a good thing if Aki is taking her own initiative. Yoshino agrees to help him and keep other hindrances away. Meanwhile Kanetsugu is still cursing Masamune for getting in his way. He believes money solves everything and thus his ‘fishing’ plan to catch money with love just to preserve his family’s name. Masamune and Aki go see Muriel the next day. Masamune tries to point out all her flaws in her manga but she doesn’t really get it. So she tries to demonstrate such love with him. Aki breaks them up before she really kisses him. So Aki will show her how it’s done. Too bad she didn’t think that far. Because, now what?! Are they going to demonstrate instead?! Meanwhile Yoshino is trying to keep Kanetsugu busy. However he smells something fishy so she admits she wanted to be with him and hence trying to keep him away from Aki. Unfortunately he doesn’t buy this. He knows she is a traitorous b*tch as he has photo proof of her alliance with Masamune.

Episode 2
Kanetsugu threatens to tell so she dares him. But it’s not to Aki but to their parents. Imagine the chaos it will turn out if their parents get involved and Yoshino will be relieved from her duties. So be a good girl and stay quiet for now. Back to Masamune and Aki, they’re not sure how this will play out so for now they’re walking and holding hands. Muriel observing from afar. Should be good material. Then they try to feed each other but their pride is too big so they can’t go ahead and ditch the whole thing. This creates the perfect opportunity for Aki to tell him what she has to say and how she ended up like this. Flashback when Aki was a cute little loli and Masamune a chubby little guy, she found him at the front of her gates being bullied. Of course she chased the bullies away and lent him her handkerchief. Yeah, got his snot all over… Next day, to thank her, he gave her some exquisite chocolates but she’s actually quite bored of it. You see, her parents were always fighting and they only get only just to win Aki’s affections. Like as though it is a game and the winner is the one who gets Aki. Masamune felt so bad for her and started crying. He wouldn’t like it either if it was his parents. Aki continued to hang out with him and train him to be stronger. Uhm, getting chased by her dogs?! Well, at least it was fun and Aki was laughing genuinely. Eventually with her help, Masamune got back on those bullies. But at that time, Aki’s parents were already in the midst of divorcing. Masamune hugged her and promised to stay by her side this time. But that was the last she saw of him. Perhaps he wanted some help to get back at the bullies. In the end it was unrequited love for her. This leaves Masamune in shock because this was not how it went nor remembered. So we see Masamune picking flowers for Aki when those bullies returned. He rushed back to Aki’s place for help and that’s when she rejected his love and called him Pig’s Foot. Hence that Dead or Love Plan. Masamune is upset all over this but Aki is not having this sh*t either. They go their separate ways. Oh dear, Muriel in a pinch now. Masamune returns to his friends while Aki returns to cry on Yoshino’s shoulder. Yeah, she ignores Kanetsugu on her way there. Meanwhile Muriel is going to draw a new manga. One with a happy ending. You mean her original didn’t have any such intentions?

Episode 3
We’re back in Japan. Our ‘lovers’ are still mad so Aki is eating her heart out while Masamune is exercising his heart out. He is still pissed she acted like she doesn’t know the whole thing so Yoshino assures she will try to smooth things over with Aki. Neko then talks to Masamune and learns what happened in Paris. Because he is still bent on dumping Aki as revenge, Neko views that as not love. Hence she hugs him. Because it wouldn’t be considered as cheating if he is not in love with Aki in the first place. However Masamune realizes Frank’s goons around so they have to run. Why do they always have to run into a dead end? Cornered, Frank shows up in person. He isn’t happy how they left Muriel behind. Well, school trip’s over, right? Gotta return. But good thing is, he isn’t here to kill them. He hands him a manuscript Muriel worked on feverishly after that. This one was inspired after that, uhm, disaster if I should call it? Basically this manga is exactly like that past between Masamune and Aki. However it ends differently on a happy note, both of them reunited and ended up together after being separated. Of course this makes Masamune suspicious. As the story started out happy, it ended happy. The same can’t be said for reality. Then he realizes something when he looks at this from a different perspective.

Kanetsugu hangs out with Aki and her friends. We see Kanetsugu being desperate to save his sister, Sumire who is hospitalized and they’re running out of money. Thus he feels he is the only one who needs to go through all this tradition crap instead of her. With Aki’s friends not amused that something bad happened with Masamune, Kanetsugu tries to go in for the kill and convince her to look his way. This makes Aki lose her temper although she calms down and excuses herself to the toilet. The friends confront Kanetsugu about the promise not to pursue Aki. But then he shows them the pic of Masamune and Yoshino together. He lies about Aki being hurt for this betrayal. Flashback shows when Kanetsugu met Yuisaki at some party, realizing she is the secretary to the Adagaki family, he rushed back home to find some old contract made by his grandpa and the previous Adagaki head. He made a vow to marry into their family and suck their funds dry. With Aki returning, Kanetsugu continues to play the gentleman and assures he will always be by her side and will wait until she is ready. Meanwhile Masamune talks to Yoshino at her place. He realizes when Aki rejected him at that time, was it really he or somebody else? Come to think of it, there was another kid her age living in the same place. Because Aki doesn’t remember this Pig’s Foot nickname, how does Yoshino know it? Ah yes, the big revelation: Yoshino disguised herself as Aki to play that cruel rejection!

Episode 4
Masamune thinks Aki may be playing dumb but he wants to hear it from Yoshino. Meanwhile Kanetsugu is on a private date with Aki. Initially her friends didn’t approve of this as they think he was up to something sneaky. He claimed that this is to help separate Masamune from her completely. The friends thought of using that photo but Kanetsugu advised to use that as a last resort. Because this would affect Yoshino and in turn affect Aki. In the end, they may make it harder for Aki. Their target is Masamune. They need to separate him from Aki so he needs them to keep Yoshino away. The trio agreed. Back to Masamune, he is in shock as Yoshino admits that it was her in Aki’s disguise. Why? Because she hated him. Flashback shows during that time, Yoshino was sick due to chickenpox. She initially revelled in that freedom since she was always at the receiving end of Aki’s bad moods. But soon she grew bored and then when she saw how Aki having fun with Masamune, Yoshino became jealous. How can this fat kid be happier than her?! After some time, Aki became sick. Despite her parents were still fighting, Aki was not afraid of their divorce because she had Masamune. Ugh. That name. Yoshino worked so hard under her and this is the thanks she got? So when Masamune came to Aki’s place for help, Yoshino dressed up like her and told him off.

But that wasn’t the end of it. After that, Aki fell apart as Masamune went missing. She became sad and Yoshino regretted her actions. As Aki started hating guys, Yoshino tried to find Masamune but to no avail. Until that day he transferred into this school. She recognized him. She wanted to help him in hopes of making up to Aki. Hey, he is out for revenge, remember? She believes that if he knows the true Aki, he cannot hate her. Right now, she is on a date with Kanetsugu. As Yoshino’s movements are being monitored, she cannot move. Hence she is relying on him to save her. A confused Masamune is forced to take action. As he arrives at the park, those 3 stooges are in Masamune’s way. They call him names and to stay away from Aki, even showing the photo as proof. Masamune tells them to STFU and doesn’t care if he is trash because he is anyway. But he asks, who is going to save Aki from Kanetsugu’s lies? Poor girls are so confused so they just tell him where Aki is. Kanetsugu and Aki are enjoying themselves. She notes about her sister in hospital. Kanetsugu refuses to ask for help as he cannot repay that debt. However because he came back to her, she is willing to do anything to help. So please ask. As Kanetsugu is about to do so, Masamune pops up and punches him in the face! Then he tells off ‘ugly’ Aki that if she is going to date someone like Kanetsugu, why not just date him instead!

Episode 5
Kanetsugu won’t take this lying down and fights back. He accuses Masamune of always being the popular guy. But he digress with that and tells the truth about being the fat bullied kid. It is then a shocked Aki realizes who Masamune is. Kanetsugu calls out Masamune’s bluff but here comes another shocker: Aki sees Kanetsugu’s boobs!!! OMFG!!! KANETSUGU IS A GIRL???!!! Kanetsugu runs away, claiming a call from the hospital. Now that the truth is out, it is awkward between Aki and Masamune. And because he ‘requested’ she dated him, she will have him see through that. Kanetsugu returns to Sumire’s side at the hospital. Despite the cat out of the bag, she is relieved that everything is over. At school, a girl tries to confess to Masamune but is turned down. She heard about rumours of him dating Aki but doesn’t mind being his second! Masamune gives her the slip and his water bottle? This will even do for her! Neko comes to tease Masamune about this and before he could apologize (since she too is a ‘victim’), she won’t let him answer yet. She wants to see how this turns out. Basically, going to enjoy the mess that comes after… Masamune is shocked to Kanetsugu working as a cafeteria lady! Talking to her, she explains after that incident, she ghosted everyone and the school took her in for this job out of pity. She is now flat broke after selling her home and all. Her plan to fish for Aki’s household’s finances failed. Yeah, truly Plan F. Fishing. Finance. Failed. Flat broke. However she feels relieved now she doesn’t have to keep up her family’s appearances. She had to lie to others. She wants him to take responsibility by marrying her but obviously that was a joke. Masamune meets up with Aki. Some weird meeting at the gym storage. All I remember is him touching her face and the mood was looking pretty good. Until Yoshino steps in and perhaps saw it all. Time for Masamune to go. Later he thinks back that all this wasn’t Aki’s fault and Yoshino is very remorseful. He has not one to hate. Yeah, so what his life purpose now? Meeting up with Yoshino, Masamune is pretty lost on how to date and needs her advice. She tells him Aki’s birthday is on Christmas Eve. Also, she doesn’t want to meet up like this anymore. This will be their last.

Episode 6
Masamune pretends to guess Aki’s birthday and she lets him know it is on Christmas Eve. He suggests to celebrate that day by going out with her. She agrees. Since he can’t rely on Yoshino, he needs to do his own research on what to do on such a day. Well, asking his family members isn’t a good idea. They have their own lofty ideas and experiences he doesn’t want to hear. How about manga? Yeah, too cliché that it isn’t even giving off the Christmas feel. So he asks Kojuurou and he gives some good suggestions. That day is here as Masamune takes her to the movies. Thankfully, not a zombie flick this time and she sits right next to him instead of many seats away. Yeah, she still got emotional in the end with this touching doggie story. He is supposed to bring her to some famous sweets place but looks like it burnt down this morning. Other similar places look full and can’t accommodate them and since he doesn’t want to give up, where’s the best place to eat and rest? Care to come to his home? Oh, so he wants her to meet the family? Are you sure about this? But back home, looks like nobody is in. Yup, he didn’t get the message mom won some raffles prize to the hotspring. Lonely Christmas for him. Or is it? Yeah, home alone with a girl. Is this intentional? A misunderstanding. Meanwhile a short glimpse of Frank having the time of his life spending Christmas with Muriel. Because he is going to Japan again, she wants him to get all the doujin stuffs on her list. Sure. Anything for you my dear imouto! Masamune tries to make tea but couldn’t find any. Yeah, mom has snacks all over the place but not tea? They eventually make pancakes and hot cocoa. Is Masamune okay with all that sugar? Because she spams more sweet condiments and thinks it is for him, he thinks she got the wrong idea. So he brings her to his room. All the gym equipment and that old photo of them together. She is happy he still keeps it but he says it is not the point. Because he wanted to change, he is where he is now and doesn’t want to go back to that fatty again. He wonders if he is worthless now. Cliché moment as she trips and he falls over her. Then his stomach hurts as he excuses himself to the toilet while she goes home. But he notes that the last time he had this, hives didn’t break out. This means he cannot touch Aki. Aki returns home looking sad as Yoshino wonders if her date wasn’t fun. She denies but why is she looking sadder? Even asking if she has any appeal as a woman. Her thoughts are confused as she saw Masamune’s book of revenge on her.

Episode 7
Masamune sees a doctor over his condition and is told that it is uncommon for his hives to pop out even when the stress level is low. With nothing else to do on New Year, he joins Kojuurou and Futaba in visiting the shrine. We see a flashback from Neko. When she was a little girl and attending to a relative’s wedding, she met a chubby Masamune. Obviously that kid was only interested in eating. Where’s the meat?! Damn, he hid a huge drumstick in his pocket and offered it to Neko?! No wonder she is hiding behind her mom. Neko also joins the trio visiting the shrine and doing the usual New Year stuffs. Next day, Neko is done with her usual check up at the hospital when she stumbles into Masamune. He too getting his check up. She offers him a ride to her home to tell all about it. So as she learns about his hives and stress, he is still worried about Yoshino because she has been ignoring him since. Neko believes he is in a burnout syndrome phase. His whole life was dedicated to this revenge plot but now it is over, he is reeling from that shock. Even if he is going out with Aki, he doesn’t actually love her. Even if he used to love her but is that past that important? She reveals that she met him when he was younger at a relative’s party. This means she met him even way before Aki. Obviously he cannot remember. But he still remembers about rejecting Neko right here then. Even if her original intention was dishonest, she’s not going to mock the person she’s been since. She can now say this without hesitation that the past doesn’t matter because she is in love with him right now. She wants him to cast aside his pretences and preconceptions and stop blaming himself. She is about to kiss him but Shidou won’t allow this and will extinguish this fool at once. Neko assures no mistakes will happen. Masamune realizes his hives are gone. Later as he thinks about Neko’s words, he saw somebody tripped. Oh, it’s Yoshino. Awkward.

Episode 8
Yoshino runs away but sprains her ankle. When Masamune tries to carry her, she punches him. She tries to continue walking but obviously it’s just painful to watch. Meanwhile Aki’s friends are worried. Ever since that incident, they have been wondering if she is really dating Masamune and if her feelings are true, could it be she would think of them as a nuisance? The only way is to ask her directly, right? Yeah. Easier said than done. So when they meet up, they try to ask her but they chicken out and say something else. Aki is of course puzzled by their weird behaviour until they finally ask her directly about her feelings for Masamune. Because of her shy girl reaction, they truly believe she is in love with Masamune. Masamune carries Yoshino until the park. She learns about that disastrous birthday date and while he tries to act like it’s normal, she tells him Aki has been depressed ever since. Of course he knows but he notes his body isn’t cooperating. Then as she pinches his face for being pathetic, he realizes something. He starts to touch her all over (?!) and even hugging her. Care to explain before you give off some misunderstanding? Well, no hives breaking out. Then he says the one thing he shouldn’t have said: He shouldn’t have gone out with Aki since he had the most fun planning stuffs with Yoshino. Obviously she beats him up. Later he regrets saying it because for both these girls’ sake, he should never have said it and can’t take it back. Meanwhile Aki meets Kanetsugu on the streets and they talk. Kanetsugu apologizing for all that has happened but Aki is still reeling from the fact she wasn’t aware she was hurting someone all the while. Kanetsugu knows who she is talking about and says from experience she thought maintaining the family’s financial power and status was the only way to protect her family and would do anything for it. However she was only lying to herself. When this got busted, she realized all that meant nothing. All that mattered was her sister’s smile and now she feels free. Hence the only thing Aki can’t do is to lie to herself as she doesn’t want her to end up like her. Aki returns home and learns about Yoshino’s sprain. She tries to treat it. Uhm, looks pretty nasty. Can she? But Yoshino is now affected by Masamune’s words. Why did he have to go say something stupid like that? Then we see Yoshino flirting and dating with Masamune. Thank goodness just his dream! Realizing too late that some feelings should never have been accepted.

Episode 9
Valentine’s Day is coming up. No harm starting early. Aki is testing chocolates from various shops as her snacks until Yoshino points out it all seems like a Valentine rehearsal. Why not make some herself? Eventually she makes some cookies rather than the usual chocolate. Chinatsu trying to pester Masamune to test some of her chocolates. He declines seeing he doesn’t want to run extra miles to burn off those calories. Then she asks if he is not going to eat chocolates from his girlfriend and be a dick. In that case, he’ll test taste hers, right? On that day itself, Kojuurou manages to give Neko his chocolates (uhm, aren’t girls supposed to give guys?) and Aki gives hers to Masamune. Masamune ponders all his hard work to be a hot guy, then he screws it all and eats Aki’s cookies. Then he goes on a date with Aki to eat all the delicious things with her. Yeah, it’s like building back all he missed out. Screw those calories! Going to be like his chubby self again? Chinatsu and Kinue talking about Masamune eating a lot recently and think it is thanks to his girlfriend and can’t wait to meet her. Next time Masamune meets Neko, she notes he has put on some weight. He doesn’t mind it, though. Asking about his hives, he claims he has no issues with it. It is not fatal so there’s nothing to worry about. Later Neko calls Aki to meet her. It seems she wants her to break up with Masamune for she knows he doesn’t love her since he is in pain and his heart lies elsewhere. He is only obliging as he is tied down by his past feelings. Aki will not agree to that but also knows what Neko says is true especially after seeing that revenge note. So why did she still go out with him? Because she loves him. At first there were a few strange things about him. But as she dated him, she started to understand him better. So it doesn’t matter if he hates or loves the past or present her. Either way she can’t let him go for this is who she is. Hence she is in the same boat like Neko whose feelings are only 1 way. Neko is confused as Aki believes her feelings for him are more deeply rooted than she thought. After Aki leaves, Neko catches Kojuurou eavesdropping the whole thing.

Episode 10
Yoshino knows something is wrong. That sad Aki face. She tells her what happened especially the fact that Masamune had no feelings for her and only did this out of hate. This makes Yoshino sad as she spills the beans on the truth. Kojuurou confronts Neko on what she said to Aki. It seems she is fine becoming the villain for both Aki and Masamune. She thought he would also hate her but obviously he doesn’t. He is just worried about her. Neko adds that although she doesn’t regret what she said, she does feel a bit guilty. It makes her wonder what kind of person she is. To Kojuurou, she is an honest and kind person. Likewise, Aki doesn’t hate Yoshino. Because she has told the truth, she won’t doubt him anymore and can face him on how she truly feels. She makes a surprise call to Masamune and wants to go out on a date. That guy panics. Nothing planned yet. Especially White Day coming up. Google it now! But rest assured, she wants him to let her handle the planning. So as he ponders about for ideas on what to give her for White Day, I suppose baking stuffs with his family won’t do. So hanging out with Kojuurou for places with the best gifts for White Day presents, he is unsure on what to pick but eventually he does. Masamune meets up with Aki on their date. He is stumped the first stop is a convenience store. Then she calls out to a staff and introduces herself. Remember her? He does. Then she also introduces Masamune. Remember this guy whom you bullied before? It took a while but he remembers and is shocked to see his transformation. He apologizes for all the bullying. Outside, Aki has found where the other bullies are but Masamune doesn’t want to meet them. She claims he has gotten stronger and has managed to change. This makes him start to cry?! Perfect time for him to give his present to her. However she says she can’t accept it. With a smile, she says it is goodbye for them. Oh damn! Masamune getting rejected?! His plan backfired?!

Episode 11
It has been 4 days since Masamune is absent from home. The friends are worried that something is wrong. So when they ask Aki about it, she too doesn’t know. Except for the fact that they’ve broken up. WHAT?! The shock on Yoshino’s face, looks like she too doesn’t know. Yoshino is in despair and pleads to Aki this won’t do. Sorry servant girl, you don’t decide for me. And that’s that. After school, the worried friends go visit his home. Chinatsu greets them and the house is in a mess. Our loli mom has secluded herself in Masamune’s room and crying for his return. I don’t know if this is supposed to be cute or pitiful. Yeah, mom has stopped functioning as a human! Chinatsu explains a week ago, suddenly Masamune packed his bags and left for grandpa’s place in Shinshu. They surmised something must have happened during that date. After they leave, Yoshino accuses Neko for putting weird things in Aki’s head and in fact, she must be very happy this happened. Soft b*tch slap. Don’t run your mouth. Neko points out that Yoshino too has been deceitful because she has known his feelings but yet sent Aki to him. Just to protect herself and lied about her own feelings. Neko breaks down and claims she has nothing. Before this become untoward, Aki has Futaba send Neko home while she has a talk with Yoshino. Basically, asking her if she likes Masamune. Yoshino denies but Aki remains persistent and suave to make her realize her true feelings. Her own happiness is for her to decide. Don’t worry about that. She gives Yoshino her last order to go tell Masamune her feelings. Uhm, so is Yoshino going to run all the way to Shinshu?! After that, Aki sheds a few tears. A burden off her shoulders? Or is it? Yoshino takes a train and reminisces the moments when Masamune transferred to this school and the times they had together. Pretty fun, eh? Meanwhile Masamune is having a discussion with his chubby self. He claims there is no enemy and that they had the wrong idea about something. Once his vision is done, he is shocked to see Yoshino coming in. This is no hallucination. Quickly she goes to give him a big hug and before he could say anything, here comes the kiss!

Episode 12
Well, you know Kinue is back to normal since her darling boy is back! And what do you know? Yoshino and Masamune are seemingly dating? With the new school year, our gang are now seniors. Futaba, Neko, Kojuurou and Yoshino end up in the same class. Kanetsugu making her proper appearance now as a female student. Aki is in another class but she thought it is hell because with her is Masamune. While she continues to eat alone in the gym store, Masamune comes in wanting to apologize. However Yoshino takes him away. Awkward. Before you start accusing Yoshino of turning into a possessive b*tch, it seems this is all part of a plan as she tells him to be patient and now is not the time. But soon, Yoshino is shocked when Aki gives herself a new makeover. Can we get used to her short hair now? Yoshino breaks down as she reveals this is all a trick. She forces Aki to head to school where Masamune is waiting for her. Yoshino recounts and now understands how Aki must’ve felt. Aki finds a letter from Masamune addressed to her. She thinks he is doing the same as she did and must be a trick. She is going to give him an earful as she goes to find him. When she does, she tells him off not to apologize for dating Yoshino. But the big revelation: He isn’t dating Yoshino. Eh? What? Well, she did ask him but he turned her down as somebody else is already in his heart. He explains initially his plan was to get revenge on Aki. But after he found out the truth, he was lost on what to do. As for the letter, she opens to read it, he is asking her to be his girlfriend. Unsure at first, she wonders if he can kiss her. Does he need to do warm up for that?! Anyway, he proves he can do it but too late for Aki to change her mind. At the end of the cultural festival, Masamune and Aki are dancing together. Neko and Yoshino reconciled. Yoshino explaining Masamune viewed her as his master and that’s why his hives didn’t break out for he felt safe around her. Neko takes a swipe at that because it means Masamune saw her as a woman. Yeah, the big joke is that neither of them ended up with him. Got to keep smiling and move on. Masamune formally asks Aki to dance with him. Not out of revenge but out of respect.

Loving Well Is The Best Revenge
Is it me or does the last few episodes felt rushed? But it is safe to say that we can put this whole revenge story to rest now because it is over! Yahoo! Hooray! I don’t know, I just felt a big relieved to finally put this series behind me. A cliché happy ending that is to be expected because otherwise it will never end. Now we can leave this series behind in the recess of our memories! Good riddance.

Honestly I wasn’t really impressed with this season’s story. After all, it was supposed to resolve whether or not Masamune will get his revenge or will it be left on yet another cliff-hanger for another season. Heh. The latter not possible seeing the manga just ended back in 2022 and we don’t want to drag out this revenge story for another season because viewers nowadays have short attention span. Heh. Thank goodness it all ended. However the real gripe that I have (and as many others that I have briefly read from their comments) when Masamune and Aki started dating for the first time, it’s like as though the plot started to meander. Or rather, the author didn’t know how to go it from there and was just winging it. It felt weird and fake at the same time. Because all the while we thought it would be Masamune getting his revenge although for the sake of Aki fans and good happy ending, that is not possibly be likely. And then all of a sudden, they threw out this revenge thingy and well, uhm, started dating each other. Well, well. What a contrary to the title, eh? So much so, some said that the third season of Kanojo Okarishimasu (which ran in the same season) has way better story than this! So a plain simp better than a handsome hunk revenger?

To add spice to the drama, hence the strangeness of adding Yoshino into this romantic mix. I am guessing that her character was supposed to be the series’ plot twist and shocker. Because we were all brainwashed to think Aki was the little b*tch who cold heartedly rejected Masamune and never thought it could be anybody else. Unless you’ve been sceptical from the start. So with the huge revelation and the truth about Yoshino and the fate that led Masamune to be who he is today, it was obvious they might play up the next step of Yoshino actually harbouring true feelings for him. And that played a part too in making this season as it inches to its final stretch, rather weird too. Imagine the irony that Yoshino who once hated the chubby kid for getting into Aki’s good books. Masamune under the wrong pretence thought it had always been Aki as the culprit. So the unlikely alliance formed between Masamune and Yoshino. Spend too much time with each other and there’s the danger of love weaving its way into the hearts. In the end, Yoshino fell for Masamune because of all the fun times spent together. She never showed it because of her poker face and social standing as a maid. That’s why we don’t suspect her too.

I suppose it would’ve been a great disservice to the entire series if they actually had Masamune ended up with Yoshino so I guess it is better for our beautiful main characters to once again be together but this time with their true feelings. It’s the kind of happy ending that everybody has come to expect instead of the alternative version whereby Masamune actually dumps Aki, feels pretty good about it but then realizes he was being a dick and feeling empty. Everybody loses in the end. Would we like to see that kind of alternate ending?! So we’re letting Yoshino deal and get over what has been bugging her in the first place. Once that is done and everyone has made peace to this fact, only then can Masamune and Aki date each other truly with no lies in between. Who’d knew love was such a complicating ritual-cum-mess.

The rest of the other drama this season also felt a bit weird. Like the Kanetsugu’s plot just ended so abruptly and then he ghosted everyone. Until today I still don’t really get about his family circumstances and why she is so desperate in marrying into Aki’s family. For the money and status of course but well, the whole thing felt like it was something of significance to the entire series but when Kanetsugu’s schemes come to light and Masamune mans up to ask Aki to date him, that was the end to this part. Felt a bit anti-climactic. Then there’s the trip to Paris which also felt redundant. It could’ve been anywhere in Japan but I guess they needed some sort of legendary city of love. This was just a small part to have Masamune and Aki realize that they’re not on the same page of the story. Then there’s the short showdown between Neko and Aki that well, didn’t lead up to anything spicy. Sorry Neko, it still proves that you’re a secondary character. No usurping of Masamune whatsoever.

The revelation of that traumatic night for Masamune was revealed early so as to have him start questioning if what he is doing has been correct all along. Sure, he was jilted before and it doesn’t matter who, does he have the right to pile on that misery to others? So yes, while he was dating Aki for the first time, it felt like there was some sense of hesitation because he already achieved his first goal to date her. Even throwing away years of strict dieting and turning into a glutton disciple. Having fun, aren’t we? And then it backfires when Aki breaks up with him first. That’s got to hurt from all sides. Aki too has been under the wrong impression as she is very confused about whether having the right to love him or not. Then there’s the guilt that she caused him a lot of pain although it wasn’t really her fault to begin with. And that’s why all these messy shenanigans and rushed drama fest right until the end.

I don’t know, some would say the whole series was perhaps just to set up Neko and Kojuurou together! Too bad we don’t actually see that but we can just feel it. But it felt like the next best alternative seeing Neko can’t get to Masamune’s heart despite a few seemingly bold attempts. What are the chances that this is actually the real revenge of the story? Neko ending up with Kojuurou and being happy! Better than being miserable and playing the waiting game for Masamune to turn to her! Now that he did not choose her or Yoshino, it gives them at least some closure to move on. They could form some sort of consolation club as Masamune’s losers. Heh. Maybe not. I wonder if they’re waiting like vultures. The day Masamune and Aki actually break up, they’ll swoop in to take that place. Sorry folks, not sticking around to find out. But so as to have Masamune and Aki end up together, many of the other gets pushed aside. Sorry folks, I guess there is a reason why this show isn’t called Masamune-kun No Harem.

I felt Muriel is such a redundant character. I thought she would be playing a more active role but heck, she doesn’t even appear much or at all after our characters return to Japan. Like I’ve said, it could’ve been done anywhere but I suppose they need to showcase a foreigner who loves Japan’s greatest export. It’s not like Muriel is a game changer to the series or anything. It might look like she is the goddess of love because she ‘changes the tragic love story to a happy one’ in her manga. Seriously, I don’t see any real bearing on the series. It could’ve been anyone too to make Masamune and Aki act out like real lovers but I guess they had to go with fanatic French girl. After that, she faded into obscurity and we all forgot about her like as though she never existed in the first place.

After Kanetsugu is done, her character feels so redundant too. But I guess it is to showcase and hint that she too was under pressure to live up to expectations. So her liberation could be an example to Masamune and Aki who still clung on to their nonsensical beliefs. At least the good thing about her is that she is freed from these shenanigans earlier on and don’t have to give a f*ck about prestige anymore. As long as you have the things you love, everything else can f*ck off. And of course special mention needs to be said for Kinue. Can’t believe that a mom looks this young and petite, small enough to be your baby sister! F*cking anime corrupted my judgment! I don’t know if she is cute or pitiful to see her stop functioning as a normal human when she temporarily lost her dear son. Maybe both. So will she get her revenge when he comes back? Knowing Kinue, she wouldn’t.

Art and animation remain consistent as in the first season. Silver Link continues to helm the sequel and it should be no surprise because in recent times, sequels are usually taken over by another animation studio and sometimes the animation visuals and quality can be obvious. Yeah, I can’t believe I’m still grumpy about a certain sequel that is of a certain part timer devil series! I can’t really accept such ‘downgrade’! But anyway, thankfully there are none such obvious differences here. Because 6 years is a long time in anime years and anything can change. This means the entire cast that played their respective roles in the first season are all retained back in the second. The only additions are Miku Itou as Muriel (Miku in Go-toubun No Hanayome) and Yasuyuki Kase as Frank (Kankuro in Naruto). Ayaka Oohashi (voice of Aki) who sang last season’s opener, continues to do the honours this season. But, Please Please sounds like a very high powered and energetic song since she is singing on the top of her voice. I would say this is quite a blaring song. Choucho who sang last season’s ending theme is also retained for this season. Twilight Little Star sounds pretty generic as a moderate anime pop and nothing that special to me.

Overall, what a lacklustre end this season came to be. I don’t know, is it because I expected something more? Maybe. Because in the end everything turned out to be cliché. The so called shocking plot twist or revelation then became a bit confusing and lost all for the sake of the final stretch drama. Some romcom this turned out to be, huh? He’s got a heartbreak, she’s got a heartbreak, they’ve got a heartbreak, EVERYBODY’S GOT A HEARTBREAK! Now make up and be happy! So in the end, it’s not about the revenge. It’s just wanting to be accepted and finding the true love they’ve always wanted. Yeah, revenge feels like such a sophisticated word now and it’s being wasted on this series entirely. Yeah, nobody died nor any bloody murders occurred! HAHAHA! Just kidding. Sighs… But sorry folks, this revenge doesn’t taste sweet at all. It’s not even bitter. Just tasteless. Ugh.

Boku No Marie

After my weird and short stint with I Dream Of Mimi, that series recommended me to another weird retro OVA, Boku No Marie. This one isn’t technically a computer girl but an android girl. Oh never mind, they’re generally the same thing because they’re so life-like and anime kawaii, right? But instead of our titular character being bought in some dark alley from a shady person, this one was created out of a home lab by some nerdy genius kid. Dexter’s Laboratory this isn’t but yeah, back in 1996 when robot sex dolls were just a pipedream, the only way for a nerd who can’t get a girlfriend is to make one himself!

Episode 1
Nerdy mad scientist AKA Hiroshi Karigari is just steps away from creating his perfect android girl. Despite being in the tennis club of his university, he doesn’t actively take part in its activities. Well, he has set up various cameras around the perimeter so that with all the pictures he took of the girl he is crushing on, Marie, he can create a 360 degrees image of her in which this android girl is supposed to be. Legal or not but it’s freaking weird! So to complete his masterpiece, he is trying to figure getting women’s underwear without looking suspicious?! Can’t just waltz into a lingerie shop like that, huh? Stealing is no go too. Ah, the safest method: Order via mail! And so his masterpiece is now complete. Next morning, he gets a rude awakening when this android girl also named Marie is now awake! Strange. He did not switch her on. She claims it was bad to put her on standby or recharging mode for too long. Plus, it seems she already went out of the house and nobody could tell the difference. Of course that won’t do for him so he forbids her to leave the house. After he goes to college, she realizes he forgot his tennis racquet. She goes to deliver it and it was one of the strangest moments when both Maries have their eyes met! Who are you?! You look exactly like me! Hiroshi manages to smooth this over and claims this is his sister. Yeah, she was born yesterday! Luckily the rest took it as her birthday was yesterday. Tennis club manager, Tanaka has this idea since android Marie wants to play tennis with human Marie. The loser will date the winner’s partner. This means if human Marie loses, she’ll date Hiroshi and if android Marie loses, she’ll date Tanaka. Basically a win-win for the guys? So as it starts, android Marie just standing there. Uhm, not in her programme on how to play Tennis? Android Marie remembers her counterpart telling and hinting that she likes Hiroshi. She also notices he is always starring at her but help can’t wonder if that is because she resembles her sister. With that, android Marie is going to have her onii-chan date Marie as she ups her game and suddenly becomes a pro and put all Wimbledon champs to shame!

So yeah, on the day Hiroshi goes out on a date with his true crush, android Marie is worried since he looks so anxious and clumsy. She tries to follow but apparently Tanaka tries to get lucky with her. Trying to drive her to a love hotel? Well, she hijacks his car to crash it before leaving on foot. WTF?! I suppose Marie doesn’t have GPS tracking so she doesn’t know where Hiroshi is. But along the way, she sees a couple of stubborn kids trying to cross the rail and the train is coming. She uses her super speed to jump in and throw them out. But to avoid being hit herself she has to jump and ride the train. Now she’s riding to somewhere else. Uhm, can’t she just jump off? Then she is further delayed when she also has to help out a nearby building that is on fire and there are some trapped residents. In the end, Marie is close to overheating. Then this weird part in which she is in the midst of that, the electrical waves somehow transmit via the staircase rails and short circuits his PDA. It’s like Hiroshi understands what is happening so he abandons his date for his android. WTF?! While Marie is happy and hugs her, she also warns that dumping his date may make her mad and she might not date him again. Too late to be thinking about this, right?! Yeah, they both don’t seem worried about it. And so the siblings have a nice bowl of ramen together.

Episode 2
Hibiki Kennou makes her money by tricking horny men. On pretence of wanting to have sex, she gives them the slip after stealing their money right before they know it. One day while she is beating up the toughest group of delinquents to protect her female friends, she is about to further punish the boss when android Marie sees this and stops her. Hibiki is stumped that Marie is stronger than her. When she tries to counterattack, Marie flawlessly dodges. Wow, she did a move that only robots can do, huh? Marie runs away. Later on as Hibiki continues to beat up delinquents and take their money, once again Marie spots this to tell her off. Luckily Hiroshi is here to stop before things get ugly. It is then Hibiki starts to fall for this weakling?! Oh look, he dropped his student ID. Back home, Hibiki asks her friends about this dilemma she is facing. They point out she is in love but she gets mad and kicks them out. Don’t want to face reality? Well, returning his ID might be a good excuse to go see him. So there he is at his university. She gets love struck upon seeing him that she trips and he catches her. She gets embarrassed and punches him before running away. Well, the ID is still with her. She tries again to visit his home but sees the unbelievable as Hiroshi is tinkering and maintaining his android. When Hiroshi finds out about this, he begs to her to keep this a secret. Okay. But on one condition. He must date her. Uhm, what?!

At the end of the date, she brings him back to her home where she drugs him! OMFG! Seriously?! Because she wants to take his virginity! Sneaky but WTF?! But she gets embarrassed and slaps him conscious. Uhm, WTF?! Take out your thing and let’s get over with it?! HUH?! He tries to run away but she won’t let him. Luckily Marie is here. Apparently Hibiki scribbled her pager number on his ID but how the f*ck could Marie traced it to her home?! Hibiki threatens to tell her secret but Marie dares her. So why is Hibiki so obsessed with Hiroshi? Hibiki admits she loves him. That was quick. And that’s the end of this weird jaunt. But next day, Hibiki isn’t done with this. When she sees both Maries looking similar, she puts the puzzle pieces together and believes the android is created in the image of the girl he likes. So she kidnaps him to beat him up?! WTF is wrong with this brute?! Marie after realizing he is missing, now knows where to find him since she placed a tracker in his glasses. So now it is going to be Marie vs Hibiki. Obviously the android is going to be better, right? Well, Hibiki can still stand her ground. Hibiki trying to employ some psychological tactic that Hiroshi will never love her since she is an android. This causes Marie to grow weak and Hibiki to take advantage. Hiroshi stops this farce by saying his loves Hibiki (because he can’t stop thinking of her?) but not now because she hurt Marie. When Marie recovers and defeats Hibiki, it is then Hiroshi remembers a young girl whom he often played at his home. That’s Hibiki, right? And then she too remembers him! How convenient! And just like that, she runs away. Hibiki is never seen for quite a while until one night she returns. She reveals why she hated him. They were always on good terms until one day playing in their inflatable pool, he pushed her away and put on the scariest face. So when Hibiki’s family moved, she thought it was a good thing never to see this jerk again. However Hiroshi doesn’t remember this. Hibiki gives her blessing to Marie. He is all yours. But then Hibiki further remembers the truth. Back then, a dog was going to attack them and Hiroshi protected her. Yeah, that bite mark still on his arm! Finally she can make her peace and move on.

Episode 3
Human Marie talks to her android counterpart about the weird dream she had. Something about switching with her exact twin to take some exam she didn’t study. Obviously the android doesn’t understand since she doesn’t even dream in the first place. So she goes back to bug Hiroshi about it and thus he installs some dreaming programme in her. WTF this ideal dream of his being a macho man protecting his perfect sister?! Cringe! No wonder Marie is not impressed and still thinks human Marie’s version is more interesting! Well, Hiroshi claims this is just an example so please, go dream on your own now. Marie goes to sleep and soon her dream starts. Yeah, she’s hoping of electric sheep?! OMFG! Well, none of that… As the dream begins, a tennis ball comes to life and laments how Marie is human because as a tool, it can’t dream or do stuffs. When Marie denies, this offends the little ball and it becomes mad. Marie then gets scared seeing her own robot hand. Next thing she knows, she is in a lab with Hiroshi making a tennis ball. Then she is free falling from the sky? Weird. She wakes up to tell Hiroshi about it but I guess he prefers to continue sleeping. So Marie goes back dreaming. This time she is in a car with Tanaka disguised in different animal outfits. He is driving with a suspended licence and talking weird sh* like trying to guess Marie’s blood type. She is an android! She has no blood! Tanaka then tries to molest her as she resists. They crash into Hiroshi’s lab as Marie beats up Tanaka. For ruining his lab, Hiroshi is going to punish her. Uhm, just a small toy of Hiroshi doing BDSM whipping on Marie? Tanaka wants to buy! Marie destroys it. Okay. Now here comes the real punishment. Another toy set. Can Tanaka buy? Marie destroys it again and then escapes in the car which can fly. Somehow Tanaka is also on board so Marie self-destructs the car and luckily the trees break her fall. She is happy to see the bird hatching.

Marie then tries to wake up Hiroshi to tell this strange dream. Hiroshi then tells his. See, isn’t it boring? What he is trying to say is that please let him sleep! Well then, back to more dreaming for Marie. Now it gets weird because she’s trying to kiss her mirror reflection?! Then it comes to life and claims she is the real deal while Marie is the imposter. To prove she is real, she knows where her heart is? Uhm, androids have a heart? Marie then wakes up with her human counterpart. She must have passed out after playing too much tennis. However human Marie starts saying she has no right to love Hiroshi and is only suited to be her sister. Android Marie is mad and will prove it by taking Hiroshi’s virginity?! Same scene like that Hibiki rape scene only now Marie replaces her. And this time the human counterpart barges in to stop this unholy act. Android Marie claims she is created by Hiroshi and thus his. To prove it, Hiroshi takes off his head! He is the android?! Yeah, now she is the mad scientist who created him! Now Marie regresses to a kid while Hiroshi is her little brother doll. She goes to school and of course the other Marie is her friend. When she tells her about the strange dream, human Marie says she intends to steal him and views her as in between their way. So when Hiroshi arrives, Marie kidnaps her into her spaceship. Android Marie then uses the tennis ball to turn it into a ship and go after her. When Marie demands Hiroshi back, she is back to reality and the tennis game with Marie just ended. Looking for Hiroshi? He’s right here. Let’s go home. Oh you mean wake up? Marie goes to talk to Hiroshi who claims he is working on a surround sound system to give her dreams even more power! However she refuses because living out the real life is way better than all that weird dream sh*t! Marie then goes to university and talks to her counterpart about dreams. Still unsure if this is a dream, Marie kisses her! Well, looks like there’s a bug in her programme.

Absolutely Sweet Marie
So there goes another weird retro OVA off my list. Well I suppose it was okay in terms of entertainment. With only 3 episodes to boot, obviously there isn’t much to tell and each episode feels like standalone and independent from each other. First episode is the basic introduction, the second episode introduces a potential love rival and the final episode was like one weird bat sh*t LCD trippy trip about anything goes! Yeah. It was all just a dream! With the episodes not really connected to each other, it is both good and bad because if you want a coherent storyline, such short OVAs are not going to be of your liking. It’s like you watch just to have some little fun and kill some time before moving on to the next big thing.

Which is really a shame because it could’ve been better had it had more episodes but that’s just me because I somewhat felt the series was okay and funny. But I suppose that was how OVAs worked back in those days. Unlike today when a series is compelled to adapt almost all its source’s chapters and volumes from start till finish, old retro OVAs just take a few chapters to animate. Hence it was like some sort of exposure and promotion to make you go take a look at the source. In this case, this series lasted for 10 volumes. So if you’re feeling a lot of chapters were missing and not adapted here, feel free to hunt for the manga and find out more shenanigans. This kind of adaptation style for better or worse I suppose has its own charm. So the story is not really too heavy to digest but at the same time it is not too deep and may sometimes leave you unsatisfied.

Even the characters here are just pretty basic and if I should say, quite shallow. Once again, with only 3 episodes, how much do you think will be properly fleshed out? Obviously android Marie gets the bulk of the limelight. As you can already see, she is the ultimate android of that era as she acts and talks like a real human girl. Heh. Some great programming. But sometimes I see the flaws in that because with her lack of knowledge in certain areas (hey, the internet wasn’t mainstream or that accessible back then), it makes Marie look more like some cute retarded girl roleplaying as an android. Get what I mean here? Obviously all that we have seen, they want to tell us that it is all not part of the programming because their unbreakable bond is the reason Marie’s love for onii-chan is genuine and not artificial programming. Yeah, I can see that happening very likely. The thing which I don’t see about Marie as an android is that oh heck, she doesn’t take diskettes or CDs! Oh my, I believe I don’t see that anywhere, not even in Hiroshi’s lab which if filled with lots of dangerous looking haphazard cables that insurance companies would find a nightmare to insure! Blame I Dream Of Mimi for having such thoughts. I don’t know whether to feel refreshed, relieved or just stumped. After all, Marie is all metal and wire parts inside but her skin is so freaking soft and nice! Maybe no diskettes or CDs that’s why…

Clearly Hiroshi created Marie because he felt he was way too out of human Marie’s league. Yeah, I wonder if he was really thinking when he made her. Because was he planning to lock her up in home 24/7 and never to let her out? It’s his own personal doll-cum-girlfriend to begin with. Not technically human so no human rights were ever broken to begin with. Thankfully, passing Marie off as his little sister that nobody has ever heard off, thankfully everyone is so considerate to just accept it. I suspect that there was Hiroshi and human Marie romance. It was just vaguely hinted at the beginning but never really touched upon again in subsequent episodes. That’s why we have that strange Hibiki character for the delinquent girl and childhood friend trope. Probably she’s a popular character in the manga and that’s why they had to give her some screen time. Just my speculation but yeah, Hibiki has got more (dangerously) romantic moments with Hiroshi than Marie? Ironic indeed. I don’t think we have seen the last of her despite the end of her episode indicates so. Maybe just in reel time. And as for Tanaka, obviously a pervert who wants to get into Marie’s pants. Reality or dream. Thankfully he is a loser and Marie somehow gets the better of him and slips away.

And yes, there is fanservice elements here and the reason why horny otaku guys in those era would gladly spend a few more dollars to get their due bare tits fanservice. Of course watching this from this point in time, I would say that the fanservice here is quite mild. A few panty shots here and there but nothing really risqué. Oh wait. I take that back. I think there is something a little risqué unlike many other ecchi or borderline hentai fanservice animes don’t even do. There are a couple of scenes I noticed where I caught glimpse of, gulp, android Marie’s pubic hair! So is there frontal nudity?! I don’t know, visuals aren’t very sharp so I can’t make out! Damn! But yes, I thought my eyes were playing tricks but I guess my hentai brain was quick to catch it. Moments when android Marie is in her maintenance mode, lying on the lab table and baring all naked. Keep your pervy eyes peeled!

Of course I’m going to blame to very dated animation visuals and quality that prevented me from truly classifying if this is hentai. True, no sex scenes but I would greatly assume that frontal nudity is akin to hentai even if no sex occurred. Anyway, on this topic of animation and art style, as I have said it is your typical anime of that era so the visuals are really from that era. Well, still much more satisfactory than some anime’s animation of today! No surprise as this was done by Pierrot whom you’ll know for great anime hits like Naruto, Bleach, Tokyo Ghoul, Yu Yu Hakusho, Black Clover and GTO. But something about the character designs bugged me at first. Initially I thought the author of this series was the one who created Detective Conan because of how similar the characters look. At least, those ears! Yeah, to me Detective Conan’s characters’ trademark will always be those ‘big’ ear lobes. Even more so I keep seeing shades of Conan and Ran in Hiroshi and Marie respectively. Then to my surprise it is not Gosho Aoyama who wrote this. Somebody else. The author who created Chokotto Sister. Oh well…

Overall, in terms of retro animes, I quite enjoyed this one. Funny and a bit weird. Although it feels rather incomplete because of its standalone nature. But I guess that is what makes such and a few retro OVAs a gem since they were wacky in their own ways. Therefore, I don’t know if I should pick an android girl from the past or one that is from modern times. Oh heck, you’re telling me I should go find a real girlfriend instead, huh?! Too bad I’m not a genius to make one of my own. Nor do I have deep pockets to order one over the internet and have it delivered to my doorstep. Sighs. Looks like back to watching more such animes for company…

Kanojo Ga Koushaku-tei Ni Itta Riyuu

Oh dear. Not another one! Well, at first it might seem Kanojo Ga Koushaku-tei Ni Itta Riyuu is going to be yet another one of those villainess trying to avoid her doom plot. After all, we already had enough of Bakarina, followed by Aho-leen and then a slightly different take on this genre via Tsunlise. Are we not done with this kind of plot yet?! But wait. This one is slightly different. Our main character here is not a villainess. I repeat, she is NOT A VILLAINESS! Phew! However, it still doesn’t hide the fact that she is now a fictional character trapped in a fictional story (hey, at least not a video game) and that her role as a minor character is one who will soon be killed and thus ushering the arrival of the story’s main character. Yup. A plot that is still about trying ways to prevent her impending death. But yeah, thank goodness she isn’t the villainess. Heh.

Episode 1
Long story short, Rinko Hanasaki dies after she gets mysteriously pushed off the rooftop. But wait! She gets reincarnated as Raeliana McMillan. With this blissful and happy noble life, why isn’t she happy? You see, Raeliana is the name of a character of a fictitious novel and gasp, she will get killed by her fiancé, Francis Brooks! Yeah, it is going to suck dying twice so you bet she is going to find a way to stop this. Although Francis gets exposed by the time the novel’s heroine appears, she’ll already be dead. Too late. Because both families are of high status, breaking the engagement on her own will be tough. So she tries to be a b*tch and irk Francis in hopes he’ll call off the engagement. Well, he is pretty fine with everything! Until one day he just shows his true colours that he can’t escape this political marriage so might as well get used to it. During the party hosted by this nation’s duke, Noah Voltaire Wynknight, Raeliana notes about the nation’s declining royalty system replaced with nobles via capitalism. Old nobles try to prevent new ones from forming via this law called Nouveau Riche Prevention Law that also prevents the transfer of noble titles. A royal seal needed to enact this law was stolen. As the nobles scramble to find a new way, that was when Noah showed up. From the kingdom’s military for generations, he is the last bastion of conservatism although he was removed from the line of succession once due to some scandal. But now he is back and is carrying the hopes of the old nobles. Raeliana decides to go make a deal with him. Meanwhile Jake Langston confronts Francis about his fiancée. He is reminded to not screw this up or he is dead. So try to get in your fiancée’s good books. Raeliana confronts Noah and wants to make a deal with him about the royal seal. This gets his attention and Raeliana knows his character well. Despite his nice looks, he is a demon inside. This is interrupted by Francis looking for her. Raeliana uses this chance to go to Noah’s side, claiming they are fond of each other. Noah gets the hint and plays along. This leaves Francis frustrated and annoyed but he won’t give up on this matter. Noah then calls out to his assistant, Whitton to investigate on Raeliana as well as to watch over Francis in case he tries anything funny.

Episode 2
Raeliana still has a bad hangover in the morning. But she has to get ready fast since Noah is here to visit her. Her life is on the line. Then she has to explain the meaning of this so she tells them she wants to break up with Francis and get hitched with Noah. She is expecting resistance since this will affect her father’s business but surprisingly they give their blessing. She’s such a good girl so she deserves this much. Well, that went well. Raeliana then visits Noah’s place. He hopes to talk some business with her but she brings up the seal’s whereabouts. Noah is actually having it! Based on the story, Noah leading the old nobles is just for show and is a pawn for the king. Only very few know this secret and this includes the heroine. However Noah loses interest and wants her to leave. When she tries to reveal more (its exact whereabouts in some grave), he tells her to get out. Raeliana fears everything will end if she leaves now. This is when she hits an idea. Something about placing the Gale family under him. Because their eldest son, Valdur is troublesome and a ticking time bomb, his best bet is to support the second son, Harrelson. Noah is interested and wants to negotiate. So as she wants him to sign this contract to pretend to be her fiancé for 6 months and after that they’ll never see each other again, he insists on her source. The same source that told her the seal’s whereabouts also told her about Francis wanting to kill her? Obviously she can’t tell and claims her source is dead and if he doesn’t agree, then forget about this contract. Surprisingly he signs it but in exchange she must play the part of his fiancée. Oh well, did she just sign her soul away to the devil? Yup, getting a feeling this is a fate worse than death! So as part of the deal, she must move into his home for bridal training. She is also assigned Adam Taylor, one of his elite guards to look out for her. The actual intention is to keep watch on her and if she tries anything funny, she’ll be dead. Some back story about Taylor in the story but I’ll skip those parts. Raeliana hangs out with her little sister, Rosemary. Taylor shows his kindness by freeing her balloon stuck on the tree. She thanks him with a sweet as Raeliana now knows he likes such stuffs and would have her maid, Elma to make more of it before she leaves. Soon, Raeliana departs for Noah’s mansion.

Episode 3
Raeliana meets Gideon Jura, the butler head as he shows her around. Oh damn, he even tells her the history of the mansion and the likes! What a tiring day! Noah talks to her that he will take care of the compensation that the Brooks family is asking. So all she needs to do is attend the bridal training. Of course he doesn’t expect her to be perfect. Similarly, she isn’t expecting him to be perfect too. Just keeping up with the appearance until this is settled. She wants to know if there are others other than them who know about this. 2 in fact. One of them is Taylor. Raeliana’s training begins the next day and of course they are all quite exhausting. Luckily being born into a noble family, she already has some training there so it’s bearable. Noah then has a ball to attend tonight and he plans to announce his engagement there. This shocks Raeliana as she is not told about this. To doll her up, Noah leaves her in the care of this tranny, Nick Maddox. Don’t judge him by his looks. Because he is a skilled makeup artist. Raeliana does look a bit dishevelled since she has been attending the bridal course. But with Nick’s magic, Raeliana is back to being beautiful again. Now she trusts him to put on his magic touches as he also trains her with different types of smiles. And behold! A very beautiful Raeliana. Noah acting indifferent is it because he is being shy that she is so beautiful? Now she can identify the smile that is just unique to Noah himself.

Episode 4
At the ball, everyone can’t take their eyes off this beauty. When guys want to dance with her, Noah refuses them. How gentlemanly? After they dance, Raeliana notices the entrance of Vivian Shamal. According to the story, she tried to win Noah’s heart but was turned down. Heartbroken, she accepted some timely proposal from the king. But when the novel’s heroine, Beatrice Tranche entered into a relationship with Noah, that’s when all gloves come off. Basically she is the story’s villainess. Raeliana fears Noah wants her to get acquainted with Vivian but it is actually with Freese Eriteal, the wife of a marquis. She is part of a group of old nobles’ wives that discuss among themselves that would affect the whole kingdom. He wants Raeliana to get invited to join that group. Raeliana agrees to do this only to make him owe her one. Raeliana fakes spilling drinks over her. But the situation gets sticky when Vivian comes into the picture. As they talk, Raeliana can tell Vivian is trying to show her supremacy over her but she isn’t about to let her have her way. Raeliana answers her in the most courteous of manners although her answers definitely irks Vivian a lot. This hostility might go on forever had not Nick come to be catty with this vixen, giving Raeliana the much needed chance to take Freese away from here. Inside a room as they clean up, Freese talks about her circumstances of marrying the marquis. Her town was struck by disasters and it is literally a ghost town now. She only came to the capital after marrying the marquis and is not used to things yet, the reason she is hanging around Vivian. With Raeliana being a smooth operator, Freese then invites her to join her group. As the ladies get ready to return to the ball, a smokescreen is tossed into the room. Raeliana is kidnapped.

Episode 5
Francis and Jake are behind this kidnapping. Flashback shows many women tried to court Francis but he would swindle them out of their money. One of them was Sophie, Jake’s sister. However she tried to kill herself to save Francis from that habit. In a bid to stop her, he accidentally killed her. So in order to ‘solve’ this, Jake told Francis to marry Raeliana for the money and then kill her. Raeliana wakes up with Jake by her side. She tries to scream for help but it’s no use. There’s nobody in this forest. Because Jake seriously could kill her, she’ll play along and be quiet. She learns that Jake is doing this for Sophie’s revenge. She believes Sophie wouldn’t want this but Jake rubbishes all that and doesn’t care. It’s money that makes the world go round, baby! When the carriage hits a rock and its wheel broke, Raeliana takes this chance to escape after making Francis feeling guilty by revealing she knew he was trying to kill her. In the woods, she stumbles into Taylor. Jake tries to ambush him but Taylor is better. Jake warns the possibility of killing him means she has to live with that guilt. After all, his family is drowning in debt and as a noble, he won’t be executed for this. Raeliana wants Taylor to capture him alive but Jake throws some potion at Taylor. This attracts a monster and this gives time for Jake to run. Taylor can handle this monster himself as he pushes Raeliana off the cliff. Gee, death again by falling? Luckily Noah catches her. Worried about Taylor? Don’t be. He just killed the monster! Jake has been arrested by Noah’s guards and as they find Francis, Raeliana spots him and then borrows Noah’s gun to get some payback. Yeah, a few shots to scare this dude out of his daylights. It sure made Raeliana’s day. As Raeliana thanks Noah for coming to her aid, Noah wonders why he got angry for her. Her death would’ve benefited him as she knows his secrets. He orders Taylor to get rid of Francis and Jake.

Episode 6
Raeliana wakes up in Noah’s bed. He is half naked. Her back hurts. Oh my. Did something happen last night? He claims she was begging for it. As she tries to escape, Noah orders Taylor to get her back. But surprisingly, he helps Raeliana to escape. Noah then has all his guards search around. The duo are still on the grounds actually. Raeliana uses the maid’s bathe to wash herself up and then dons a maid outfit. I APPROVE! Count Keith Westenberg is here to visit Noah today but because of the turn of events, Gideon has to unfortunately tell him that it is off. No matter, he will wait. Taylor leaves Raeliana in Noah’s study. It will be the last place anyone will look, right? As she goes through some of the books, she notes she could understand all this world’s languages. An ability from the reincarnation? This catches the eye of Keith because he is impressed she could read a very difficult language. Then Noah spots Raeliana and realizes why nobody was able to find her. She continues to keep her distance but he explains himself that nothing happened. Her back hurts because of riding the horse and that begging thing was her sleep talking. Since his room was the nearest, he put her to bed when they returned. Raeliana thought of holding the advantage of not forgiving him but this guy keeps nibbling her hand until she does! So all forgiven, right? Once this is over, Keith is surprised to see the side this couple he has never known. Raeliana parents visit after learning about their daughter’s kidnap. Noah assures them she is safe now and promises to protect her for the rest of his life. As Francis is put in St Bell Prison, it is the kingdom’s toughest prison. Nobody checks out from there. Hence this has Raeliana ponder if she should go through with this engagement since her threat to her life is gone. After all, it was her friend and the main heroine Beatrice who should fall for and marry Noah. So when Raeliana talks about this, Noah can tell she wants to opt out of the contract. He hopes she can still stay with him. Until she really has not further use of him. She asks if he has ever fallen in love before. Nope. He can’t because the moment you do, as a duke of the royal family, he will undertake some tremendous risk. She still hopes he will end up loving someone someday. I think we know the answer…

Episode 7
Raeliana receives an invitation letter from Freese regarding the upcoming monster hunt. When winter approaches, monsters from the mountains will come down to hunt for food. Nobles with fighting prowess will fight them to protect the land and then offer their kill to their lady. Of course Noah has never done such offering. Raeliana then notices letters she wrote to Beatrice but all were returned. Then she realizes that the change in turn of events may have caused it to happen. Originally when Raeliana died, Beatrice returned from overseas. Now that she survived, she won’t be returning. You didn’t expect your survival would be a major change in the story, did you? As suggested, Raeliana should offer her handkerchief to Noah as part of some noble thingy. Of course Noah has a reputation of never accepting them. Raeliana is deep in thoughts about how the story ended with Noah falling in love with Beatrice. So much so she didn’t realize she was next to Noah sleeping and when he wakes up, he thinks she was stealing glances of him sleeping. And she is made to apologize or does she want to get more harassment? The pillow is a great punching bag to take out her frustrations. Monster hunt day is here. Raeliana gives her handkerchief to Taylor instead and even bakes him cookies. Noah wants one too and although she won’t give it to him, he continues to bug her until she gives in. She thought he won’t bow his head to kiss her hand but he did. Here’s your handkerchief. As the nobles leave for the hunt, their ladies stay behind and await their return. Of course this means Raeliana has to be with the company of Vivian and her b*tches. As expected, they try to humiliate her but Raeliana knows better and with her smooth charisma, repels those insults back, making Vivian quite irritated. They even resorted to the childish trick of accidentally splashing wine over her but Raeliana will not give in to this immaturity. As the weather gets worse, some monsters may become more dangerous. Noah’s group has not returned yet but one of his guards, Ansley returns looking defeated.

Episode 8
Everyone thought a creoder (Cerberus?) is going to attack the place but it turns out Noah killed it and brought it back. Noah claims this isn’t the dragon Raeliana wanted but promises he will get one for her. This leaves her confused but with Vivian intensely watching, Raeliana puts up a lovey-dovey act with Noah before they retreat their room. Obviously, dissing that b*tch and make her mad. Raeliana gets clarified about the dragon thingy. The handkerchief she gave Taylor had a dragon embroidery on it. As for Ansley’s case, he sent her back early to inform her. So as not to give off weird perceptions, Raeliana shuts Noah up and has him never to speak of that misunderstand that is when they were in bed together that night. Raeliana rues her actions (of putting her hands over his mouth) because it feels like she has become closer to him. Keith talks to Noah about offering a monster to a lady, something he has never done before. Then he asks if Noah is serious about Raeliana. Nope. In that case, Keith wants to pursue her. Noah puts his foot down and reminds him of his place. Meanwhile Vivian rues that she always gets what she wants. Every man she met showered her with adoration. Until she met Noah. Always a first time for everything. Now she wants to make him regret for turning her down and can’t bear the thought he isn’t hers. So, she got this shady pendant for something? Vivian will not attend the temple, something all those who participated in the hunt would do thereafter. She was supposed to light the sacred flame but it’s now on Raeliana. Perhaps that could be the reason. Wade Davis is trying to explain to Heika Demint to just attend the temple since their funds are dwindling. Obviously this kid doesn’t want to go as he blames Wade’s stupidity because had he been smarter, that would’ve shaved 5 years worth of his studies that would have been used for the funds instead. Wade won’t give up and tries to convince him by just appearing, this is enough to make people keep donating and have the temple run for another year. His answer: GTFO. As Raeliana departs for the temple, she reads a letter from the Fyatt International School of Theology regarding her request about a student named Beatrice. No such person. Raeliana is shocked as she wonders if Beatrice came back or not. Firstly, she did so because Raeliana died. Now that the narrative has changed, we’re into uncharted territory.

Episode 9
Eugenia will be Raeliana’s guide as she stays at the temple. All her escorts cannot follow her from here on. Eugenia then has her eat this toxic gruel as part of the purification! OMG. Is she trying to kill her?! Imagine, having to eat this poison until the day of the ceremony! Is this how Raeliana dies?! As she takes a breather outside, she notices a bird drowning and saves it. Heika then tells her about how it is such fate of the bird to die since it is weakened when it entered to dome. He is puzzled since she doesn’t look sad and could it be she doesn’t know who he is? Raeliana lets the bird outside the dome and it still falls flat. Heika continues to reiterate about fate but Raeliana tells him off as long as you have the will, you can live. Oh look, the bird now takes flight. Heika scolds Wade for being unable to find Raeliana. Yeah, this lousy piece of drawing! He’ll find her himself. As Raeliana pleads no more of that toxic food, Eugenia says to go help translate transcripts in the library. Off she goes. By the time Heika returns from his futile search that probably could last a trip around the world, he realizes someone has translated his texts. Amazed with someone with such talent, he forces Wade to use his magic to trace this person. It leads to Raeliana. To prove she was the one who translated it, they speak in that language. REVERSE LANGUAGE?! OMG! Wade then introduces Heika to her. Look how disappointed and shock she is. Heika invites her to be his disciple. She humbly declines. Wade can’t understand why she turned him down and bugs Wade all the time! Wade is confused that Heika didn’t get mad and storm off to do it on his own. He is shocked that Heika accepts his suggestion to be friendlier with her. Heika realizes she still doesn’t know who she is and to open the gates to the holy land now. As preparations for the ceremony, Raeliana is given this beautiful pendant.

Episode 10
In his bid to impress Raeliana, Heika opens the gate and even has holy knights on standby. Grand. Are you not impressed? Looks like she isn’t. Remembering Wade’s words to be friendly, because has been living here for 150 years alone, this leads to the twisted thinking that he wants to become Raeliana’s grandpa! She’ll humbly decline! As Wade tries to reason with Heika, Raeliana tries to sneak away. However the pendant starts to activate. In fact, it is going to explode! It would have had not Heika stopped time and took it off. This has also turned Heika into his handsome hunk version. Later Heika and Noah talk about this. Apparently this is a rare stone that when exposed to sunlight will explode. Then it turns into an argument over Raeliana. Heika wants him to break up with her so she can stay here. Noah refuses and in fact as gratitude for saving her, he will help out with the finances by donating. Music to Wade’s ears! So it’s the battle between my fiancée and my granddaughter! As Raeliana lies in the pool, she starts thinking if it is her fate to die. Her character is after all written for that role. Noah comes to see her and he sounds very desperate in trying to get her to reveal who wants her dead. Because as revealed, Francis and Jake are already dead! Raeliana can’t tell him so he becomes pushy. She throws him into the pool to have him cool off. Once he calms down, he says that the thought of losing her made him lost his mind. This shocks her because do you think what I think he meant by that? Raeliana lights the fire at the ceremony. Heika even attending it since he usually doesn’t. He once more tries to get her to call him grandpa and this time she relents. Meanwhile we see Vivian’s brother, Justin being chastised by their father for being fixated on a certain woman. He is then told to see how Vivian is doing because it could’ve been her who got killed at the ceremony. He also needs Justin to convince her to visit the king frequently in hopes she’ll be queen one day. Justin knows father is desperate to get royal bloodline into the family. As Justin goes to see Vivian, he hears a commotion coming from her. Well, who is this guest we’re having? Why, it’s Beatrice!

Episode 11
After Noah buys Raeliana a new jewel and spend the day with her, as they return to the mansion, he receives urgent news that he must take care of. As Raeliana retires to her room, a maid talks to her about the rumours about a certain mirror. Don’t ever look straight into it because a maid did so and heard a voice talking to her. It asked what she wanted to know. Of course this is too curious for Raeliana to pass up because she wants to know where the heck Beatrice is. So that night as she confronts that mirror, she gets scared to hear something faint. She gets the spook of her life when Noah taps her shoulder. So uhm, he returned at this hour to get something he forgot and it wasn’t because he was worried about her? Still spooked, Raeliana doesn’t want him to leave as he accompanies her back to her room and even stays by her side till she falls asleep. And he can’t leave since she is holding onto his arm. At least she looks calm sleeping. Next morning, Noah makes his way to his destination. It is the place of the current king, Siatrich Newreal Chamos. Along with his aid, Naomi O’Brian and Keith gathering, they start their talk. With the current session ending, rejected bills cannot be proposed again for a few years. This means with the aversion of the Nouveau Riche Prevention Law, there is no longer a need to hide the royal seal. Then there was this plan to assassinate Chamos via feeding stimulants to his horse and throwing him off. They believe Count Bennett is behind this as he will be most happy if his majesty is dead. Chamos also thinks Noah can now call off his engagement too. But Noah is deep in his thoughts about this. Meanwhile Raeliana sees the newspaper headlines about the ending of a session. She couldn’t believe she has forgotten about this plot because the day before the session ends, Beatrice will be at the Wynknight’s family grave.

Episode 12
Raeliana tells us the story that Robert Wynknight was supposed to be the duke but died in an accident. Before his mother departed, she left that title to Noah. As we all already know, the seal is buried in Robert’s grave. This is where Noah and Beatrice will first meet and begin their journey of love with each other. Chamos knows about Noah’s deal with Raeliana. But now she can no longer threaten him, it is best to call off the engagement. However Noah says he won’t and claims he still has some use for her. This makes Chamos interested in meeting Raeliana in person as Noah notes nothing has changed since because Chamos has seen right through him. Raeliana rushes to the grave and thought is happy to see Beatrice. Too bad it’s not. It’s Justin. Oops, mistake him for somewhere else. So they drink and talk as Justin says he is here to visit his friend, Robert’s grave. Unfortunately it is missing. He talked to the keeper and was told it was moved because of the recent grave robbing. While this event never happened in the novel, Raeliana believes that this is an excuse to change the seal’s location. So is it really her fault that the story has changed? Justin tries to find out why Raeliana is here. She doesn’t give away too much but he soon deduces and finds it strange that she wants to introduce her fiancé to another woman. Strange. He doesn’t really get it but notes she should live her life in her own way. Raeliana returns home and since she has caught a bit of the cold, all the servants scramble to treat her! Yeah, like almost the end of the world. Noah returns but she can’t reveal her matchmaking reason, the reason she went out to the grave. With her fever rising, I guess this is a chance for Noah to get a bit more romantic as he carries her back to her bed. She ponders why he hasn’t break up with her yet since there is no reason to continue this contract. He tells her to sleep but she mentions about thinking of him lately and it’s not related about him being useful. Oh well, she’s asleep now. Noah steals a kiss. Next morning, she is much better but Noah caught her cold. Raeliana reads the papers of the session being over. She never thought she’d live this far to see this day but cautions this doesn’t mean she cannot be killed as there are others out for her life. But of course the most pressing question, where the heck is Beatrice?! Don’t worry, she’s around somewhere…

Indecent Proposal: Be The Victor Of Your Story, Not The Victim
Uhm, wait… Is that how it ends? Well, not so much of an ending because the story is still ongoing. But as far as this adapted anime version, it leaves a lot more to be desired. Honestly, the final episode leaves us with a lot more questions than answers. Obviously. But I felt it was quite weak to end it this way. Just a small hint of Raeliana and Noah romance but nothing solidly conclusive. Even the plot thickens at this point that would whet your curiosity but that’s about it. Like as though they might make another season out of it just in case. But no news of it at the point of this writing.

I have to admit that the story isn’t that bad and has its interesting moments. Especially I was curious to see where everything is heading as Raeliana is now going through uncharted territory that is not in the official story. Yeah, perhaps this is all a fan fiction written by a fan as an alternative to the actual published novel! Because the writer is a fan of the Raeliana character?! OMFG! What if it is this case! The fact that Raeliana isn’t a villainess and thus trying to stop flags that would lead to her doom is partly a reason why I did not find the series to be boring. Yeah, somehow if she was casted as the villainess, my mind would’ve been biased in trying to compare with other of those similar aforementioned series. But now she is not albeit she is supposed to be a minor character but in this series, she has now become a major player. Isn’t this why Beatrice is nowhere to be found? And on a trivial note, this series was actually based on a manhwa web novel. Yes, people. It’s not a Japanese manga but a Korean manhwa. Now isn’t that refreshing too?

Just like any other human who died in the real world and receive the isekai treatment, Raeliana retains memories of her former life and even more so, knowing how the story flows is some sort valuable ‘insider info’ that helped her navigate through with her life intact. Well, I only have myself to blame for thinking that Raeliana might turn into some sort of badass rebel to take on destiny like a bull’s horns with both her hands. But I suppose it is a good thing that Raeliana maintains a big part of her femininity and lady-like personality. Yeah, what was I thinking? Something like Bakarina or Aho-leen?! Thank goodness. Also, giving me such false hopes is the opening credits animation because seeing Raeliana holding and firing a gun, I thought she was going to turn into some badass action heroine. Heck, did I even see her using a gun here?! I got trolled. Though, she still has her grey matter that she uses most to turn the tide to her advantage, although I would really say that it feels more like plot convenience and lady luck contributing to her survival. Like when she got kidnapped by Francis and Jake, I just that she was just being convenient and lucky, that’s all.

And so the other ‘charm’ of this series would be to see Raeliana and Noah fall in love with each other. We veterans know better, right? They both put up the greatest Oscar worthy acting and play tough to get but in the end, we all know where their feelings lie, right? Sure, it was amusing to see the noble banter between them. Some were a bit witty and worth a few chuckles. But at the end of the day, all that interaction will definitely have them fall in love with each other for real, right? Or does the writer intend to surprise us with a plot twist?! Because as you can see their interactions might look fake and all for pretend, slowly they are taking this role too seriously because why are they being this intimate behind closed doors? Aren’t they supposed to be doing this only in public? Sure, call it that they want to make it believable but I’ll still put the money on that they have fallen for each other. Just that their excessive pride gets in the way because whoever first truly confesses, loses. Geez, is this like Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai?!

Of course Noah being the main character and the guy whom Raeliana forcefully entered this fake pact just to get away from being murdered, he too feels like he has his own ulterior agenda. Or if I should accurately say, some skeletons in his closet. A guy who doesn’t take interest in girls, the first alarm bells that will send ringing through many is that he is gay! After all, he is quite a dashing and good looking person, right? And just like Raeliana, he too has his own devilish charming side and that’s why I said it was amusing to see their banter. Sometimes he wins, sometimes she wins. But mostly he holds the upper hand. Charming. Just so you know he isn’t 100% a dick even though he mostly looks like it because I guess it’s more fun to tease a lady that way, huh? I bet that’s his way of showing his kindness. Isn’t it why Raeliana naturally falls for him rather than because it is the story plot? Oh right, technically it is because it is part of the plot. Silly me. Just want to know how long he can put up with that poker face before he breaks down and gives in to Raeliana’s charms.

I don’t know if this might turn into somewhat of a reverse harem later on but it seems likely as there are a few men who have their eyes set on Raeliana. Firstly, the very proud and my pace Heika. Might seem like he wants to have her as a granddaughter but I feel that is only for formality. After all, nobody blatantly denies him as much as Raeliana in a short amount of time, right? No wonder he is so interested in her. Not because she can mysteriously read various languages, mind you. Then there is Taylor who is assigned to be her bodyguard. While he doesn’t talk much but when it comes down if he had to choose in following whose orders, he seems to be swaying more towards Raeliana’s side. So could this tell us something about his heart that he does not normally open up to others? Then there is also Keith but there is not much we know about him. He does show an interest in Raeliana but he can’t make a move because of Noah. So can I consider him at the bottom of the pecking order? And don’t count out Justin too. Raeliana did not that he is the next most handsome man she’s seen after Noah. This says a lot, right? Imagine, trying to set up Noah x Beatrice, what if the new plot at the grave was actually Justin x Raeliana?!

Then there is the series’ main villainess who is no other than Vivian. Unfortunately, this season doesn’t flesh her out enough so she just looks like a stuck up b*tch who wants to take Raeliana down because she stands in her way to Noah’s heart. I believe she too has her circumstances but what we’ve been fed here isn’t enough to form anything conclusive. Only my conspiracy theory that she will die because she’s a villainess! And of course the biggest question mark is the character Beatrice. In the later episodes, we do see short cameos of her but at this point with the overall story changed, it is unknown if she is still the main character. Who knows? What if everything that has happened so far this season is still a prelude and the early chapters of the novel! That is why Beatrice has not turned up yet until towards the end! And I’ll be damned if the ultimate plot twist is one whereby Beatrice actually kills Raeliana for whatever reasons! What if Beatrice is the real villainess?! Don’t let that sweet innocent lady-like smile fool you! Thank goodness I did not write this story!

Other characters don’t really feel that significant and mostly forgettable. If not, just for laughs. Like Wade who has this impossible and daunting task to always remind Heika of his role but often turned down and ridiculed. Sorry, are you intellect enough to go against the great high priest? With the temple funds on the line, can’t blame him that he always takes the easy way to try to persuade Heika to just show his face and people will start pouring the money in. Yeah, proves he is too dumb to find his own ways to make money for the temple. Then there is Francis and Jake. I just felt their back story and reasoning to marry and kill Raeliana was just flimsy as it was dumb. After all, the attempt to kidnap and eventually murder Raeliana was thwarted in the first half and then it became uncharted territory from then on and we have not heard from them ever since. Oh right. They’re dead. The irony that they kicked the bucket first before Raeliana.

I have mixed feelings about the art and animation. Overall, the visuals look like it is mostly like water colour painting sketches. At least for the backgrounds and sceneries. Of course the characters are looking gorgeous in their 2D style and I don’t know if all that hotness distracted us from the jarring sketchy background. And I also don’t know if they want to show us ‘quality’ because in some scenes, we can see air particles floating all over. Wow. Such realism. But that kind of water colour sketchy background? I don’t know.

But the next one is the biggest offender that I have beef with. You know when you don’t want to put too much detail on background characters, many would save time and energy by not drawing their faces and at most, just their eyes are missing. Well, this one is way worse than this. In fact, such background characters from the shoulder upwards, the whole face is just one huge greyish shadow! And not just for 1 or 2 scenes, but all scenes! As long as you’re some unimportant background character, this is how you look like! So standard. So ugly. What abomination! OMFG! I don’t know if this is ultimate laziness but when you see it happening to the huge crowd especially at the ball, it gets really annoying and jarring. It felt like everyone got splashed with some oil or heck, they might just be shadow people or mannequins! It is the ultimate laziness that I have ever seen in recent times. Yeah, maybe they don’t want us to be distracted by other faces and have us solely focus on the main characters or those that matter. Or they want to save money or have no budget. But this is too much! Typhoon Graphics who did this series (Sengoku Night Blood, One Room, Room Mate) hopefully they would do their next project with better quality.

Voice acting feels okay as once again Yuichiro Umehara helms a very familiar and trademark voice acting role as Noah. Yes, once again if you have a monotonous sounding character that lacks emotions, this is your guy to go to for such character roles. Surprisingly, I didn’t expect to hear a bunch of seiyuus I recognized such as Akira Ishida as Heika, Ami Koshimizu as Ansley, Nobuhiko Okamoto as Wade, Junichi Suwabe as Chamos, Tomokazu Sugita as Justin and Saori Hayami as Beatrice (uhm, wasn’t she a supposed blonde main character in Bakarina’s anime too?). The other casts are Yume Miyamoto as Raeliana (Shiho in Tomodachi Game), Shuuichirou Umeda as Taylor (Izumi in Kawaii Dake Ja Nai Shikimori-san), Yumika Yano as Vivian, Shunichi Toki as Keith (Fukuma in Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu), Daisuke Kishio as Francis (Suginami in Da Capo series), Hiroyuki Yoshino as Jake (Mic in Boku No Hero Academia) and Mirei Kumagai as Freese (Xiuying in Shenmue The Animation).

The opening theme, Survive by MindaRyn is a rock outfit. However, personally I feel that it isn’t suitable for this series’ genre because it would’ve been way more fitting had this song being played in the battle shonen animes like Naruto, Bleach or even Black Clover. Yeah, the rock song is too dramatic and edgy for this kind of show as I am already envisioning characters in a typical epic powerful battle while this song is being played! Yeah. That. As for the ending theme, Always And Forever by Serra feels like some slow rock ballad. It feels even weirder for me as the singer tries to hit the high notes and some parts she is singing at the top of her voice as the background orchestra music makes the song even more dramatic. Thus I prefer much the special ending song for episode 6, Fireworks by MindaRyn. It is a slow and beautiful ballad sung entirely in English. This one evokes more emotions from me than those aforementioned.

Overall, a pretty decent and interesting story in its own right. While it may sound close to Bakarina, Aho-leen and Tsunlise, it stands out on its own (albeit not much) by not taking the villainess route. Yeah, that word has somehow become a thorn to me for this genre. It could have been better had not for the atrocious animation quality which I believe became the straw that broke the camel’s back for many viewers. Otherwise a rather reasonable anime to watch if you also want a bit of pseudo romance between good looking main characters. So do we all now know the reason why Raeliana’s ended up at the duke’s mansion? Well duh! Obviously to get away from her murderer by being in a fake engagement with him! Isn’t that what it is all about? Because now the burning question that I am dying to know is why Rinko ended up being pushed off from the ledge!

Kubo-san Wa Mob Wo Yurusanai

There’s always that one person in class who has a very faint presence. Oh heck, how do we even know that person is there since we don’t even notice him/her to begin with? And so this is a case for a certain kid in high school. For some reasons, nobody actually notices him despite being physically present and he probably doesn’t even mind being oblivious. Such blissful and quiet life where nobody bugs him! Heh. Except for one. Only the titular character in Kubo-san Wa Mob Wo Yurusanai seems to notice him and is always talking-cum-teasing him. See where this is going? There goes his quiet life…

Episode 1
Junta Shiraishi narrates his presence so faint that nobody notices him. Even if they do, they get shocked. Damn, you sure he isn’t a ghost?! However the only person who notices him is Nagisa Kubo. Yes, the one of the school’s smart and athletic girls. She teases him to sit in a different way during class since nobody notices. He does so on his knees. So far nobody notices. Then he stands up on his chair. So far so good… Until the teacher tells him to sit down and everyone now stares at him. Embarrassing. Kubo can’t stop laughing. If he’s not mad, care to do it again? She points out he is the main character and she is his heroine. As Kubo walks home with her friends, they too don’t realize much about Shiraishi and thinks he is always playing hooky. Even Shiraishi’s mom (MAMMA MIA MUMMY-KO NOTO!!!!) took a while to notice his return.

Next day, Kubo seems mad. Uhm, what he do? Please guess. Recollecting this morning’s events, after buying stuffs from the convenience store, he saw Kubo at the gates. She said hi but he thought it was to her friend and so he continued walking. Yeah, can’t figure it out. As punishment, she sits on his lap. Nobody would notice, right? Since she is in a good mood now, she forgives him. Still can’t figure out what he did? She whispers it’s a secret, causing him to run and hide. She wonders if he is like a toy to her. But she’s not telling either. It’s no fun if you tell everything. We know better.

During class, Kubo suggests Shiraishi answer a teacher’s question to be noticed. Since he sees no reason for that, Kubo then volunteers to answer the question. But soon claims she doesn’t know the answer but Shiraishi does! Okay boy, so what’s your answer? Don’t worry, Kubo actually knows the answer and lets him know. She hopes he’ll cover her back when it’s her turn. Well, it’s her turn this soon. She doesn’t know the answer. Help, Kubo? Too bad he doesn’t know either!

Kubo sees Shiraishi at the park and of course goes to hang out with him. He was actually supposed to go buy a game that was released but he was busy trying to get free tissues along the way in which of course nobody noticed him, so he forgot about buying the game. She then wants to take a pic of him since her phone doesn’t recognize his face. She makes a bet on the distance they need for their face to be recognized. Closer. Even closer. This close? Yes, it registers. Kubo wins. As the winner, he needs to give his Pine contacts. She suggests they hang out together and perhaps he’ll get more tissues with her. Back home, Shiraishi didn’t expect Kubo to contact him about hanging out. So that wasn’t a joke? Kubo seems to be waiting for his answer after noticing he read her message. As she leaves her room, her sister, Akina notices her good mood. She wants to tease her after noticing her very adorable face. Maybe next time. Kubo obviously can’t hide her happiness because Shiraishi replied and agreed to hang out with her.

Episode 2
Imagine, Shiraishi needs to signal to his classmate when he reaches the finish line to take his time. Later when Kubo meets him, he keeps his distance for fear his sweat stinks. She isn’t. She gives him some wipes to wipe off the smell. Now they smell the same. Later her friends, Tamao Taira and Hazuki Kudou notice Kubo being in happy mood. Something happened? She won’t tell. But it’s obvious it is written all over her face.

Shiraishi tries to go get the latest manga of Sword x Magic (Sword Art Online?). Wow, imagine this invisible that the automatic door doesn’t even detect you?! Well, as Kubo watches him moving about, they soon realize the door needs to be tapped to be opened. Embarrassing. But not sure why he is hesitating to do that so now she pops up to help him push it. Hi there. As he keeps on talking about this favourite manga of his, Kubo is amazed and wants to borrow it from him. Then she asks what time he leaves his house when he goes to school. Despite living close to each other, he always goes off early and that’s why they never run into each other.

Kubo tries various hairstyles to see which one looks nice on her today. Of course this is cue for Akina to tease her that something good has happened. Kubo won’t say but Akina can read her like a book. Noting she used some expensive beauty products, she wonders if she has a crush on somebody. Kubo tries to leave early but is told what’s the rush if today is just an ordinary day! Kubo can’t stand her anymore and leaves. Because Kubo was too early, she had to wait at a certain point so she could make it look like she bumped into Shiraishi along the way to school. Since they have time, they sit at the park and chat. Hazuki and Tamao come by to talk to her and they didn’t notice Shiraishi at all until Kubo points it out.

Shiraishi narrates the normalcy of nobody ever noticing whenever he walks on the streets. Yeah, even when a car splashed water on him and his protected a girl from being splashed, nobody freaking notices! But he thinks this is good since nobody had to see this embarrassment. Except, Kubo saw everything. Bad luck? However he forgot his keys to his home and since mom won’t be back so soon, he wants to head to the park to wash himself. Kubo invites him to her place since it is much closer and there’s warm water. Be sure the keep the laundry. Shiraishi is done with cleaning himself and changing his clothes. Just in time since mom is now home. She wants him to dry his hair first before he leaves. Well, Kubo looking sad he left and Shiraishi was he trying to control his emotions all this while?

Episode 3
Kubo talking about the ideal height difference for a couple. She stands a step higher than him to demonstrate that ideal gap. Shouldn’t it men supposed to be taller? She doesn’t mind. However what she prefers most is that they are of the same height. Later as Shiraishi plays with his little brother, Seita at the park, Shiraishi has no presence at all that the woman thought Seita was playing alone. And then get spooked when Shiraishi points out that he is here. Kubo then comes by and is introduced to this adorable little kid. He wants her drink so she gives it to him. Shiraishi teaches him some proper manners so Seita wants to share it. After Kubo drinks, Seita wants his brother to share too. However Shiraishi doesn’t want to. Gonna make Seita cry. So he pretends to do so and this bluffs the little kid. Kubo wonders why he won’t drink it. Could it be he is afraid of an indirect kiss? Shiraishi pretends not to hear that.

Shiraishi goes to the bookstore to buy a manga magazine. However this edition has a hot bikini babe on its cover so it would be embarrassing if someone he knows sees it. But there are guys hogging the place so he has to wait till they leave to get a copy. Noticing a misplaced erotic magazine, he gets curious to take a look. After all, nobody notices him, right?! But before he could take a peak, the store clerk who is no other than Akina notices this and teases him for being naughty. Shiraishi is spooked. To think that people only with the Kubo name can see him?! Yeah, he doesn’t know who she is. After he buys the mag and leave, Akina notices he dropped his student ID. When she goes back, she shows it to her sister and pokes more fire as she claim this kid was looking at a magazine with a babe with big boobs. Next day, Kubo shows him his lost ID card and will give it back to him but in return, she wants to know if he likes big boobs. Eh… What? That is when he pieces the puzzle together and realizes who Akina is. Before he can explain himself, she returns it to him and calls him a pervert. Poor Shiraishi, claiming he is innocent and it is all a misunderstanding.

Kubo asking Shiraishi if he still remembers their promise to hang out. So are there days he is free? In fact, every day! So there is one day she would like to hang out with him. After he agrees, he only realizes that day is Christmas. So nervous, he came 30 minutes early and had to dodge all those people who can’t see him! When Kubo arrives, she gives him a present. She hints she wanted to exchange gifts. Even setting a time limit and budget? Time to get moving. He soon returns with mittens. He is almost out of breath as he explains his choice and although it makes her happy that he thought it out very well, it makes her feel like a dick and wants to change her gift. Perhaps a brightly coloured t-shirt that says he is the main character to help him stand out. He is happy just to get something at all but this doesn’t mean he dislikes her present. Phew, avoided something there.

Episode 4
Seita watching a transformation scene for hours! Doesn’t he get bored? Well, Shiraishi was the same too and having watched too much, he literally memorized it to a T. So at the park as Seita is trying to copy that transformation move, big brother shows it how it is done. So cool! Here’s another one for the album. Well, Kubo recorded it all! Don’t mind, please continue. And please do it again. Not!

Shiraishi seems to be concerned about the weird socks he is wearing today but hey, who is going to notice, right? Oh right… With Kubo, they have to put up some banner in the class’ bulletin. But since it is a little high up, she can’t reach. Shiraishi could if he tip toes but since he doesn’t want to risk his socks being seen, he takes a chair. But it seems Kubo already notices it. When Kubo does the adjustment, that is when Shiraishi notices she is wearing tights instead of her usual socks. Well, her socks didn’t dry in time. Of course this is cue for her to tease him that he was staring at her legs all day long. Then she has him accompany her to the convenience store to try out some drinks that one can refill. Because she is unsure of the menu, she uses him as some back up angel just in case. True enough, she wasn’t aware the drink has different sizes so Shiraishi makes suggestions without being noticed by the staff. On the way back, Shiraishi offers to share his meat bun but she takes a bite out of it directly. Can he still eat that? Too bad some girls bump into him, making him drop it. They didn’t even know what they bump into?!

It’s Valentine’s Day and looks like Shiraishi is confused. Somebody left a chocolate in his desk! Wrong table? Nope. It’s his. Who would even notice him to give one? Oh… Maybe it is Kubo? Of course the best way is to ask her but he can’t so he thinks someone accidentally left it in his desk and he’ll let it be. But soon Kubo asks if someone put any chocolates in his desk. Nope. She looks happy, though. She claims whoever made those chocolates, put in a lot of effort so be sure to appreciate while eating it. Poor Shiraishi still wonders whom the chocolate is from. We all know, do we? Obviously Kubo not telling.

But now we see Kubo coming home with ingredients and wants to make chocolates for tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day. This shocks Akina because she can’t cook so can she do this?! Enough of the teasing, she’ll get this over with. Uhm, what dark matter did it turn out to be?! Don’t judge its looks… Taste it!!! Horrible! Akina teases her if there is somebody she wants to give these chocolates. Pouting Kubo says no. Obviously. Akina thinks of making some for herself. In the midst, teaching her how to do the basics and all. In the end, some turn out quite good. Yeah, she put lots of love in it, right? Later Kubo tries to thank her sister but that teasing smirk on her face, oh just forget it. And so that chocolate that came out perfect is now in Shiraishi’s hands. Obviously still wondering who made it. Enjoy.

Episode 5
Shiraishi is so invisible that he can go anywhere that has nobody and eat his lunch. So many places. Spoilt for choice. Like an adventure. But it seems Kubo can always find him to eat lunch together. Does she have a tracker on him?! So as they eat together, she tries to feed him but he quickly takes it with his hand. Not impressed. She tries to do the same to her and she gladly eats from it. How cute. Shiraishi gets the wrong idea that this bento Kubo made herself. Because now she teases him that he wants to eat her cooking. She has him tell his favourite food. Hamburger steak. For the record, hers is stew.

Kubo’s friends notice she has been glowing more beautifully. Is it because she is in love? With no reaction, they believe she doesn’t understand the concept of love yet. Tamao reels as she thinks back her first love was her own dad and wanted to marry him. Embarrassing. They continue asking if there is someone she is interested in but doesn’t have a crush yet. A reaction. Aha. She says Shiraishi. She wants to see how far his invisibility can go. However when Tamao ‘complains’ about that guy being so normal, Kubo stops her. Because that is what she thinks. There are good points about him they don’t know. So please don’t badmouth him. When ask what are his good points and she won’t tell, Hazuki throws another question what if he is seen talking to another girl. This causes Kubo to ponder deep. The friends know she is in love the way she looks but won’t tell it to her as they want to savour this reaction of hers.

Shiraishi thought he is the first to arrive in class. Too bad Kubo beast him. While they wait, she suggests listening to music. She shares hers with him. Then she wants to listen to his songs. He claims she won’t know them because it is from anime and games. That is precisely why she is asking. He shares with her and she asks more about it. He gets passionate talking about this favourite manga and anime of his. Back home, Akina notices her sister engrossed in watching this anime. Look how cute she is watching so intensely.

Apparently Shiraishi can still get people’s attention by falling down! Yeah, he did that at the chocolate store as he gets something for White Day. In class, Kubo is surprised he wants to speak to her and at somewhere else. Then he hands her the chocolates. Looks like he doesn’t know who left him that Valentine chocolate and thought Kubo knew her, the reason he is giving it to her. She learns he only got 1 chocolate for Valentine as she notes they could’ve done this in the classroom as nobody would notice. Doing this somewhere else, she thought he was going to confess to her! This causes him to panic a lot. He hopes for the person to like this gift and this makes Kubo feel very happy. He wants to know that mysterious person so she says her own name and asks if he will be happy to get such chocolates from her. Confused, she ‘blames’ him for being at fault as he is still unsure who that person is.

Episode 6
Tamao is bugging Kubo to look for Shiraishi since she needs his luck in some gacha game. Well, he is right in front of you! ARE YOU BLIND?! Kubo lies she hasn’t seen him. Well girl, better go start looking for him. Shiraishi wonders why Kubo lied so she claims that his bed hair was sticking out and didn’t want to embarrass him by having others see him. Yeah, he goes to fix it right now.

In the streets when Shiraishi drops something, a girl named Saki picks it up for him. Weird. Another girl noticed him? And boy, does she look familiar. With Akina here, she asks if he got back his ID from her sister. That is when Shiraishi realizes she is Kubo’s sister. Yes, the trademark teasing is there. This Saki is their cousin. She is a splitting image of Kubo in middle school. Saki likes her a lot and is trying to grow her hair out like her. Isn’t she cute? You bet. Akina shows a picture of Kubo in middle school and exchanges contacts to send him this pic. Back home, Akina teases Kubo about talking to Shiraishi today. Are you curious, no? So what did he say? As Saki puts it, Saki will become just as cute as her. Akina continues to tease Kubo and suggests she invite him here again. But hey, why is Saki pouting? Is she jealous that she getting along with Shiraishi very well?

Mom reminds Shiraishi to keep up with his studies because if he does badly, she’ll confiscate his games! Wake up call. So as he tries to study in class, Kubo comes to check on him. He fears he will be distracted by her teasing but surprisingly she teaches him properly. Then she teases him about the thought of teasing him. Read his mind. She suggests heading to the library tomorrow to continue their studies. Too bad he got sick the next day. For the first time he is absent in class but knows everybody won’t even notice. Of course Kubo is worried as she ponders to text him on how he is doing. What will not offend him?! So as she sends a generic message, Seita comes into Shiraishi’s room wanting to play. Accidentally he touches his phone. The sticker sent to Kubo that he misses her! Shock! Shiraishi quickly replies it was Seita’s doing. Phew? Then she texts back that she is lonely without him. Sorry, it’s Akina’s doing. Obviously a lie but it had Shiraishi in shock for a while. His temperature just went up a little.

Shiraishi is late for today’s class quiz. So is he going to sit outside for the rest of the session? Until Kubo comes out and notices him. But wait. Isn’t Kubo a bit sick? Well, she’s a bit dizzy and decides to go to the infirmary. Yeah, apparently nobody can leave their table so she has to go alone. Poor girl. She hopes Shiraishi to get into class and do the quiz. But as he thinks nobody will even notice he is there, he decides to go help Kubo since she is walking a little wobbly. Yeah, from this angle they look like lovers, the way he holds her and giving her a shoulder to lean on. He puts her into bed as she notes his warm hand. Then she instantly falls asleep. I guess it was too much for him to handle. He leaves and for once he felt like a main character.

Episode 7
Shiraishi passes his finals so no remedial classes or video game confiscation. Though, with the new semester, he is worried he will be in a different class than Kubo. Hey, nobody is even going to notice him, right? Since Shiraishi forgot his umbrella, Kubo suggests sharing with her to do an experiment. To see if people notice him when they’re together. He declines at first. So she gives hers to him and she’ll run home in the rain. Obviously he can’t let that happen and so the experiment is on. During the walk, he gets conscious to think that they look like a couple. Thank goodness with the rain, there is literally nobody on the streets. He suggests talking routes that nobody walks often. In the end, nobody saw them so Kubo wonders if this was all part of his plan to be alone together. Trapped. After they part, we see that Akina actually saw them walking together.

Shiraishi sees Saki buying lots of stuffs. He offers to help carry but she is adamant she can do it. She wants to be praised by Kubo. Noting the blisters on her hand, Shiraishi still offers to carry until they reach home where she can take all the credits. As Saki wonders about some ingredients, Shiraishi isn’t sure and texts Kubo about it. Speaking of her, she is panicking she isn’t home yet and goes out looking for her when she receives this strange text. After confirming it, Saki asks Shiraishi if he is Kubo’s boyfriend. Nope. Best friend? Nope. Way down that pecking order, girl. Classmates. Saki seems to be beaming with pride that they’re not close and even teases he might not even know Kubo’s first name. With Kubo arriving and hearing what happened, she too plays along, wondering if Shiraishi knows her first name. Say it to prove it. And so he did. Does Saki know Shiraishi’s first name? Kubo lets her know. After they part ways, Saki notes Shiraishi as a liar because they seem pretty close to each other.

Shiraishi’s sneeze has everyone notice him! But he is so bored in class, he dismantles his pen. Then he loses the spring. Kubo has been watching and giving him that WTF looks. And since they have to use it, Kubo lends her extra pen. Looking cute. Yes, she’s also using a matching one. Just don’t dismantle it, okay?

Tamao and Hazuki are having a sleepover at Kubo’s place. Tamao is feeling proud that she only failed 1 subject! With the improvement, she is confident the next time there won’t be any more fails. Then as they talk about becoming second years, Hazuki notes about changing classes. This makes Tamao sad as she doesn’t want to be separated. Tamao also points out if Kubo would like to be in the same class with Shiraishi since she talks about him a lot. Wow. Some deep thoughts from Kubo. Are you sure it doesn’t matter? Kubo tries to brush it off and go to sleep but Tamao won’t let her. Ironically, Tamao falls asleep first and petite girl occupies the whole bed?! Yeah, the duo have to make do with the futon on the floor. Later that night as Tamao wakes up and sees them sleeping there, she too joins them. Crowded. Here’s hoping they all end up in the same class.

Episode 8
Kubo’s family goes shopping for ingredients for tomorrow’s hanami. Saki is looking forward to it, obviously spending more time with Kubo. At the mart, it seems Shiraishi and Seita are there too. Saki is not impressed that Kubo is getting a bit too close to him. But who this little fella? Not sure if Seita is scared or shy when he sees Saki and hides behind Shiraishi’s legs. After Saki introduces herself, enough for Seita to come out of his hiding and offers her his, uhm, rock? Yeah, it’s his favourite rock. Thank you very much. And of course, our Akina has to come ruin the mood with her teasing because Saki is like playing big sister while Kubo is like saying big brother. She invites the brothers to their hanami. Seita wants to go. What choice does Shiraishi have? More importantly, what choice does Saki have? Yeah, private time ruined…

Kubo tries to cook for tomorrow. Yeah, we all know how much she sucks, right? Not sure what is happening and it’s like she’s in a trance so Saki goes to help her. Being with her is one thing, but even with Saki’s simple instructions, Kubo doesn’t seem to get it! Is she not fated ever to cook?! So much so, she accidentally cuts her finger. Saki feels so bad that she wants to give up so as not for her to get hurt again. This makes Kubo sad. Akina’s cue to give some sisterly advice about the importance of learning from mistakes which in turn become priceless experience. With Kubo eager to learn again, Saki realizes it was wrong for her to give up after 1 try. So as they start cooking again, Akina then asks why Kubo wants to cook. Saki is disheartened and knows why although Kubo isn’t saying. Her body language says it all. Saki won’t lose out and has Kubo feed her the first bite. Hence technically the first taste of her cooking went to her.

The hanami picnic is going on smoothly until of course Akina gets a bit drunk. Then she starts getting flirty with Shiraishi, telling him that Kubo has been trying to act like a wife. However Akina notes she hasn’t become his big sister yet and that he should address her by her name. Wow. This is the raunchiest scene so far in this entire series! This makes Kubo so mad and I’m sure if this was a different genre, Akina would have died! Everybody gets scared of her scary aura! Kubo leaves to go buy some stuffs as Shiraishi tags along. Seita thought they are fighting and wants them to make up. He apologizes to Kubo and although she claims it is not his fault, she still looks upset. With Shiraishi depressed, Seita now tells Kubo to make up. Don’t want to make a kid cry, do you? They’re back to their usual in no time but to prove it so, Seita wants them to hold hands. Really? Kubo is up for it. Ah yes, Seita holding each of their hand. What were we expecting?

Episode 9
New school term. As usual, not many notices him. Except Kubo of course. Always finding him. Yup, in the same class. Such luck. But this time his seat is next to the window. And yes, Kubo continues to be his neighbour. Later Kubo hangs out with Tamao and Hazuki as they too are glad that they are in the same class. They thought Shiraishi went to another class until Kubo points it out. Yeah, even if he sits next to them, they won’t notice!

As the teacher is picking students for committees, it seems nobody wants to be on the environmental committee. Until Kubo volunteers. The teacher prefers a guy next and Kubo claims he didn’t see Shiraishi volunteer! Oh, did he?! The teacher is thankful he is joining again since he was on it last year and thanks to him, the flowers are blooming beautifully. Yeah, the gall of everyone else to say how the flowers bloom so without anyone tending! No choice, Shiraishi accepts again and of course Kubo will gladly learn from her senpai the tropes of this committee.

The guys are talking about how Shiraishi joined the committee only because of Kubo (so they remember him?). But soon Yuuma Sudou points out Shiraishi was on it last year. Ah, a guy who remembers?! In fact, Sudou was on that same committee last year. Although his plants died! Many times he tried to find Shiraishi for advice but it seems nobody seems to see him when asked around. So for the entire year they technically didn’t see each other! This means they have never talked before! During class, Sudou forgot his eraser. Shiraishi sitting next to him notices this but ponders if he should lend his. He brought 5! It’s like Kubo could read his mind and acts as though she wants to borrow sum. This leads to them talking as Sudou borrows one. Later, Shiraishi thanks Kubo for giving him a chance to talk to Sudou. It is his first time enjoying talking to another besides her. Kubo gets embarrassed with that critical hit and runs away. So he enjoyed talking to her, huh?

As Shiraishi is thirsty, he wants to get this new juice flavour of youth from the vending machine. Kubo spooks him and he pressed wrongly. Plain water. Yeah, on purpose she did it. This has her ask the flavour of youth differs from individual to individual. So what would Shiraishi’s youth be? He needs time to think… His life is anything but fulfilling. She claims it can be anything he wants. He further thinks deeper but the more she explains about friendship, the more he turns invisible! Out of his reach! He might make a mistake when he says he has never considered Kubo as a friend! Oh my! That pout! Oh damn, I thought he was going to say we’re lovers but that’s out of his reach! HAHAHA! Sighs… He hopes she would consider him as a friend but she has always considered him so. That sounds fulfilling enough for him. One step at a time…

Episode 10
Kubo having a staring contest with Shiraishi. Whoever looks away first loses. Oh, we know how it’ll turn out, right? Yeah. Kubo being so cute when she mentions this is the longest she has made eye contact with him, forcing him to look away. As penalty, he is to greet her good morning tomorrow. That’s it? Or does he want more? Later as Shiraishi gets some chalk dust all over him because some boys didn’t realize he was there while dusting, he washes it off as Kubo notes a spot he missed. She gets this close to him to point out. She notes his hair thicker than she thought and offers him to touch hers. Then she asks him what kind of hairstyle he likes. Ponytail, he guesses. Gotcha. Maybe she’ll try having a ponytail tomorrow. Shiraishi claims to go wash off the remaining dust but can’t help feel how silky her hair was.

Because Kubo notes he has grown taller, Shiraishi is in a bit of shock. Due to his invincible nature, nobody commented about his height. She suggests to compare their heights to see who is taller. Why use this ancient barbaric method? I mean, Kubo measures him first by holding a ruler on top of his head. Then they switch spots. There’s a gap. Sure he didn’t move the ruler? Yeah. That’s why this method sucks. Anyway, this close proximity is too much for him to handle so he runs away. He realizes too late he still has her ruler while Kubo noting they’re closer than she thought they’d be. Next morning, Shiraishi greets her good morning and returns the ruler. This makes Kubo quite happy and she feels today is going to be a great day.

Before the physical exam, Kubo wants to wear Shiraishi’s jersey. Seriously?! Yes, she is not joking. So how does this settle the height comparison? Well, obviously his sleeves are longer. So as she takes the physical exam, her friends wonder why her jersey is so baggy. She claims she borrowed it from Akina. Then she heard other girls talking how they’re wearing their boyfriend’s jersey and it has a different smell. Oh my, she’s starting to sniff this jersey… In the end, Shiraishi grew a bit taller while the girls stayed the same.

Akina bumps into Shiraishi on the streets. Sorry for that flirting the last time that pissed off Kubo. But it seems Shiraishi is on an important mission. As Seita is on her first errand, he is anxiously looking out for him. So all went smoothly as Seita buys his first eggs and comes home safely. This brings Akina back some memories when Kubo was on her first errand. She bought eggs too but on her way back, she tripped. She was inconsolable. Akina petted her head only then she stopped crying. She thinks that is the magic to stop her from crying even for today and hopes Shiraishi will be the one to do it. Back home, Akina teases Kubo by bringing up that first errand memories. Kubo is not impressed so Akina pets her head. Then she teases it would be better if her crush did it. Who was Kubo imagining that person? We’ll never know. Oh wait. We already do.

Episode 11
Shiraishi is happy that his favourite manga is now out as a movie. When Kubo learns of this, Shiraishi thought she wouldn’t be interested in it. Surprise! She is also a fan since he lent his volumes to her and wants to go see it with him. You heard that right. Going out together to see a movie. What does that sound like?! On that day as they meet, Kubo dresses up nicely and even ties up a ponytail. They take the train but it is crowded. When it gets even more crowded, the duo are shoved to the edge. While it might seem like Shiraishi is doing a wall slam on her, however he is quite uncomfortable in this position for many reasons. Yeah, too bad those inconsiderate people don’t even know he exists. But thankfully, it is just only 1 more stop to their destination so he has to put up with this close proximity to Kubo.

As they alight and make their way, a group of guys start to hit on Kubo. Yup, they didn’t even see Shiraishi there. Obviously she is uncomfortable about this. Shiraishi then makes himself known, scaring the sh*t out of those guys. Did he just pop out of the blue? Always had been here. Wondering if this dude is her boyfriend, Shiraishi is pondering about that but Kubo quickly holds his hand and says he is. It makes those guys confused since they are acting awkwardly. But nevertheless they take their leave. Kubo thanks him for helping her. Can she let go of squeezing his arm now?

At the cinema, because they didn’t book seats, there is none that will have them sit together. So they’ll go for the next timeslot then. Since they have time to kill, they go shopping first. At the café, Kubo wants to try the same coffee that Shiraishi orders. Too bad she drinks this black coffee for the first time and finds it very bitter. A taste of what being an adult is like. Thankfully, they add sugar and creamer and now it tastes a lot better. Then they hit the game centre and other stores. They had too much fun and almost missed their movie but managed to return to catch it in time. During the movie, Kubo notices Shiraishi’s enthusiastic looks throughout the duration. He’s so absorbed. At the end of the day, Shiraishi walks Kubo home and she had a lot of fun. They make a promise to go out like this together again. Shiraishi notes about what Kubo said he showed a lot of facial muscles today. But nevertheless he is still easy to read even if his face doesn’t show anything.

Episode 12
Kubo has Shiraishi take a few series of psychological questions. One includes how many flowers he envisions. One. This means the number of people he will date in life. While Kubo looks worried, Shiraishi is unsure to be happy or not. Because if that date fails, he’ll be alone for the rest of his life! So, he being pessimistic?! And there’s this question of how many kittens are playing with each other. Shiraishi says 2 but Kubo wants lots of them. Turns out how many kids you want. Oh my. Well… Kubo ends the test today and goes home really embarrassed.

When Akina makes coffee and Kubo wants some, Akina thinks she is too young to drink. On the contrary, Kubo says she already has drank it. When? She would love to hear about it. Of course it is that date with Shiraishi. But Akina thinks back on that day when Kubo was looking confident in choosing her dress as well as getting her help to tie a ponytail. While she is happy, it also makes her sad that Kubo is slowly growing up into a person whom she doesn’t know. It was just like yesterday when she was a toddler imitating her every move. So now technically she’s more like her sister now? Akina is surprised because for the first time Kubo teased her back. Yeah, it would be sad to see the day she will be given to someone else.

Today is Shiraishi’s birthday and obviously nobody knows about it. As he ponders if he will have cake, his stomach growls. Now everybody realizes he is here! Embarrassing. After Kubo’s teasing, she gives him a chocolate bar. Kit Got?! Have a break! But soon he notices she wrote happy birthday on it and then wishes him one. She even got a gift. Uhm, this axolotl is supposed to look like him? Then when he asks her birthday, she thinks she can expect a gift from him. Then she teases him he can look forward to next year for another gift. He feels so happy that he hides his face. Kubo thought she did something wrong but as Shiraishi notes, he was struggling real hard not to crack a smile before her.

Shiraishi passes everyone who doesn’t even think he is here. Yeah, one guy even thought he was imagining things! But he notes why Kubo is the only one who noticed him. Flashback shows Tamao showing her a photo album of her school’s graduation. There was this strange kid (Shiraishi) pictured as absent although he was actually in the photo. So when they came to high school, Kubo actually noticed him in the same class. She started to observe how easily everyone missed him and despite all that, his expressions were still the same. Kubo had so much fun observing, her friends thought she was laughing by herself! Kubo thought of talking to him the next time but how if their paths don’t cross? Seat changing. And so that is when it started. When Kubo first talked to him, he was in utter shock. Did you just speak to me? Yes. The rest we know is history. So fun this guy, Kubo won’t be taking her eyes off him for a while.

Nothing Much To See Here…
ZZzzZZZzzzzZZZzzz… Yawn… Oh… Uhm… Are we still around? Is he still around?! I guess so. Well… That was utterly boring! Sorry Kubo, I don’t share your same vision that Shiraishi is an interesting person. Because you’re the one whom I believe that mostly viewers prefer to care about and take notice of! Otherwise, feel free to continue to give your attention to the world’s best invisible man. Then we can all sing Frankie Vallie’s hit song, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You for you. You’re too good to be true… Can’t take my eyes off you…

Honestly, I have to be really honest in calling this series boring because I caught myself several times almost falling asleep! But I should have known better and only have myself to blame. I already read the synopsis beforehand and already have a good idea of how this anime is going to play out. Yes, as a veteran with years of watching such animes, my guts can now tell me what kind of show it is going to be. At least for this kind of genre. So it is no surprise that I find the entire series to be boring by my standards although I am very well aware and expect that a big majority of it is about Kubo teasing lonely Shiraishi. That’s right. The biggest draw factor and why would watch this is to see our cutie pie Kubo doing the teasing because she’s just f*cking cute in whatever she does and says. There. Your hearts squealing and going ~kyun after all that? Don’t you wish you had a girl in your life like Kubo? I’m sure many of us including yours truly aren’t that lucky…

So boring and so much so I think I have even drawn up a dumb conspiracy theory on why nobody actually notices Shiraishi for most of the time: It is because he is a ghost! And hence the only reason why Kubo and her family are the only ones who could see him is because they are angels! Isn’t that why Kubo always manages to find him no matter where he is?! People only do remember about Shiraishi and interact with him but noticed it is usually when Kubo is around? Angel power is causing some effect on their memories or sensory to have them temporarily think Shiraishi exists! OMFG! What kind of BS crap is this?! But it’s a lot more exciting than the usual mundane stuff, right?! It gets more ridiculous because why can Shiraishi’s mom and Seita also interact with him? Because, Shiraishi died many years ago and to stem this trauma of losing their son or brother, they continue to pretend that he is around! F*ck yeah! Shiraishi is a ghost still with regrets although he doesn’t remember it. That is why is still bound to this world and goes to school and living his life like as though he is still alive. And that is why Kubo as the angel is around to help be that cushion to soften that traumatizing effect until he comes to terms with reality and is ready to cross over. F*CKING HELL YEAH!!! But of course this is not how the real story goes and I only wish they animate an alternate spinoff based on my wishes. Fat chance… Heck, still way more believable than the final episode on how Kubo noticed Shiraishi!

As already mentioned, a big bulk of the series dedicates itself into showcasing the dynamic relationship between Shiraishi and Kubo. Thanks to her constant bugging, oops I mean company, his life is less dull and I am very sure in the future when he looks back at his high school days, he will not be feeling bitter and lonely that he had no friends or did nothing. What’s the most memorable part of your school life: Uhm… Oh sh*t! Can’t remember anything! So Kubo his saviour? Obviously with Shiraishi having a faint presence, this allows more leeway for Kubo to do a few cute pranks and teasing on him. I mean, who is going to notice, right? Hence in this context, we can fully focus our attention to see them interact without having the problem of third wheels or third parties coming in between them and ruining the fun. Heh. It sounds more and more like Kubo having a monopoly over Shiraishi. But whatever.

As we all would like to scream out, obviously both Shiraishi and Kubo like each other, right? Don’t tell me they aren’t because there is no other explanations why friends would be this close in doing such things together. I can believe that they might not understand the concept of love yet (then again, who among us does?!) since they are still young and the matters of the heart are nothing that can be easily explained in textbooks or by so called online experts. Heh. And thus the biggest reason I feel Kubo is accompanying Shiraishi is not because of the fact she pities him and doesn’t want him to be lonely, it is because she is in love with him. If a girl hangs out with you for this long, that itself is a sign, right? Shiraishi being the nice and meek guy, he can’t push her away because even if the whole world will not know it, he will still be the biggest dick if he becomes ungentlemanly and that itself would be the biggest sin in his life. The only girl who interacts with him and you dare make her cry! You’re worse than Hitler (or any other great dictators of history)! Or maybe he does actually enjoy her company and teasing despite getting trapped/cornered. Life’s not so boring now, huh? Now imagine if another girl truly notices Shiraishi and starts advancing… Oh boy, I can foresee the chaos! If so, it proves Kubo 100% has monopoly on Shiraishi.

In order for the series to not be a bore by focusing on solely them, hence the other side characters to help spice things a little. Like Akina who is the only other person whom Kubo can’t stand because she too has a nasty streak of teasing and enjoys seeing her sister’s reactions. So is Kubo doing to Shiraishi as some sort of taking out her stress? What goes around, comes around? Of course, the other reason why Akina is a pro in teasing Kubo is also because of that fact that Kubo too looks pretty cute when she pouts! Ah yes, we lucky viewers can see the best of both worlds of Kubo’s expression. That happy face when she teases Shiraishi as well as that pouting face when Akina teases her too much. But make sure you don’t cross the line and use your womanly charms to tease Shiraishi. Kubo already lets it known that Shiraishi is hers! Don’t you even dare… Then there is Saki whom I believe is infatuated with Kubo. She isn’t really fond of Shiraishi and sees him as a threat-cum-rival in taking her beloved Nagisa away from her. Hey, at least no cheesy fight in the Kubo family for Shiraishi! But seriously, one day Saki is going to have to accept the fact that one day Shiraishi is going to be her brother-in-law! Gasp!

In order for Kubo not to monopolize us with her trademark cuteness, hence we have something for shotacons too. Uh huh. Seita is the man for all you shotacons out there. Aww, doesn’t he tug your heartstrings with his innocent demeanour? Yeah, how cute. I suspect when he grows old enough, he might be dating Saki and that could be the cure for this cousin to get over her hangover when Kubo starts officially dating Shiraishi. Sure, I might be getting ahead of myself and writing their future but this seems pretty plausible. Next are Hazuki and Tamao. The biggest irony for me is that they have a more faint presence! (In this same context, it felt like Sudou too because after his debut, did he like ghosted us all?). Of course this is in terms of screen time as the irony that Shiraishi as the faint one has more screen time presence than Kubo’s friends. Personally, I feel they are insignificant and are just there to prove that Kubo isn’t a lonely girl like Shiraishi. Of course they too enjoy seeing Kubo’s expressions when she gets stumped or whatever. Oh wow. Kubo should be some sort of celebrity utilizing her expressions because nobody will be able to resist her cuteness no matter what kind of expressions she puts on! Finally, just want to note about their homeroom teacher, this frail old guy looks like he has still got it in teaching although I would think he should belong in a retirement home. I believe he is the same size as Seita and he looks so comical like as though he came out from the Crayon Shin-chan series! Serious!

Art and animation are pretty okay. Mostly the art style is quite simplistic. After all, this is of the romcom genre so it doesn’t need to be very detailed, which works well for this series. And of course, Kubo looking her cutest in all of her scenes (chibi or not) while Shiraishi is just looking plain and generic. If he was looking a bit handsome, would he be noticeable? The colouring and hues are mainly bright although it is mostly quite light and not heavy, making the whole thing looking a bit bland. However if there is one part which looks horrible, it is the ending credits animation. I don’t know what they were thinking because it is mainly some weird water colour-like mishmash abomination. No matter how cute Kubo looks, she comes off looking like as though she has some sort of strange leprosy or whatever skin disease! She looks like some malevolent spirit!!! WTF could they have animated or coloured this better?! Why you go ugly my Kubo???!!! Yikes! This anime is done by Pine Jam who did Gleipnir, Gamers, Just Because and Getsuyoubi No Tawawa.

For the voice acting, obviously the one taking the cake is Kana Hanazawa as Kubo. She is perfect in her cutie pie voice as the titular character and it matches well even more so when Kubo puts on that perfect sweet smile of hers. So if Kubo’s looks not only steals your heart, get ready for it to be double stolen as Kana Hanazawa’s trademark cute voice will definitely make you on cloud 9. Heh. Might even die of a heart attack with Kubo’s extreme cuteness! The others whom I recognized are Ayana Taketatsu as Tamao and Sora Amamiya as Saki (although very much subdued). Of course the best one goes to my favourite Mamiko Noto as Shiraishi’s mom! Not much lines but a guy like me would still appreciate her cameos. I won’t let her voice be invisible! Other casts include Kengo Kawanishi as Shiraishi (Muichiro in Kimetsu No Yaiba), Miku Itou as Akina (Miku in Go-toubun No Hanayome), Ai Kakuma as Hazuki (Eris in Mushoku Tensei), Taku Yashiro as Sudou (Ryuuji in Darwin’s Game) and Mariya Ise as Seita (Levy in Fairy Tail). More Kana Hanazawa goodness as she sings the opening theme, Dramatic Ja Nakute Mo. While the song is pretty generic, I’m sure you’ll be more captivated by her cute singing voice. As for the ending theme, it is Kasuka De Tashika by Dialogue+. A pretty moderate anime ballad and just rather average in my books.

Overall, I still stand by my decision that this series is mostly boring and no matter how cute Kubo is, it did not help bring more points for the series. Yes, Kubo is cute and that is entirely on her character and solely her character only and nothing else. Not the series. It is still a yawn fest with more or less the same formula in each episode and to say watching this series for Kubo’s cuteness feels like being some creepy perverted stalker. Yikes. Otherwise, only hardcore fans who love this kind of genre will only appreciate such shows and shower it with positive praises. You are free to like what you want but I’m out of here and won’t be returning. Unless they make another season… Damn, Kubo’s cuteness forcing me to come back… But that’s another story. Because it will be even more boring to see the same old thing with the status quo in place. Can Shiraishi man up and shock us all by asking Kubo to go out with him? Well, I can’t clearly see him doing that! XD.

Hen: Strange Love

Strange… Fate must be that because it led me to stumble upon this obscure and strange OVA title, Hen: Strange Love. The synopsis seems iffy and doesn’t say really much. But the ecchi tag as well as the steamy poster that sees 2 female characters locking lips with each other, oh you bet I’m going to sign up and satisfy my strange curiosity to find out what this damn show is all about. Strange love means… Hen ai… So uhm… Hentai?!

Episode 1
Sushiaki Karasawa sees a shampoo ad with a beautiful model. Then that same girl passes by him as he also notices she is wearing the same uniform as his college. He talks to his fellow teacher about this and is told they are not the same person. As Karasawa then reliefs a teacher for swimming class. He sees that girl, Chizuru Yoshida. He starts fantasizing about falling in love with her on the beach. Because she is wearing a very sexy swimsuit, he heads over and tries to tell her off but flubs his lines, embarrassing himself. This has other girls laugh at his nervousness as they walk away. What a loser. In class, he keeps talking to himself about her and his students find him strange. Then he realizes they make be the same person despite they have different eye colours because she was wearing contacts. He tries to return her dropped contacts while fantasizing being romantic with her. However reality hits when he asks if he is that same girl in the ad. Not sure why she gets upset and even dares him to tell the faculty. What’s this rule about students can’t get a job?! They’re college students for f*cks sakes! On the way back, it seems he notices Yoshida tailing him. WTF more delusions she wants to run away with him to marry?! Then he sees her being cornered by a yakuza. More delusions that he beats up that guy and she falls for him. However, she tells the yakuza off who is begging her to stay with him. Heck, she beats him up too! Then she confronts Karasawa and says she’ll be staying at his place. This is to stop him from ratting on her. WTF, HUH?! As he is worried about the scandal that might hit him, we see Yoshida’s badass side because a couple of noisy kids are running in the train and she purposely trips them!

Back in his place as she takes a shower, he fantasizes her as his wife. Then it’s like she treats this place like her own and goes to sleep naked! So when Karasawa strips to bath, she won’t let him?! Indecent?! SHE IS F*CKING NAKED IN HIS BED!!! THIS IS HIS ROOM! Then as she sleeps, he gets frustrated and tries to steal a kiss to get back at her. Turns out she was just pretending. Gotcha. Then she teases him to say he loves her and even hints if he wants to have sex with her. In that case, let’s play a game. Rock-scissors-paper. For every win, she puts back on her clothes. If he wins once, he gets to have sex with her. That sure motivates him but he is on a losing streak! So he pleads for one chance. PLEASE! Okay. Not like she’s going to lose, right? Oh wait, she loses! Sex, right?! It’s her turn to plead for a chance. But they’ll be arm wrestling. Obviously he beats her but this is a trap so she could handcuff him to the table. Goodnight. But that won’t stop him because he climbs on top of her with the table! Must have sex! That’s when she admits she is a virgin. That yakuza guy? Oh, he just wanted company to play games and she made some money out of it. After all, she lives on her own and that TV ad was her part time job to get some money. He calls her strange. You sure said it. Next morning as she leaves, she admits she had fun and might come back. But Karasawa is happy that she is a virgin because, uhm, marriage? But as we see, her virginity is all a lie because she is having sex with another guy!

Episode 2
So this guy that she is enjoying sex with, Hiroyuki is a rocker, eh? One night, she comes in and sees him f*cking another girl. She didn’t lose her cool but claims she won’t come back here. Hiroyuki then finishes up quickly to go after her! He claims he was just testing her to see if she gets jealous. WTF?! When new neighbour, Azumi Yamada enters the lift, Yoshida changes her mind and starts kissing him. HUH?! So, Yamada is also a new transfer student and in the same class with Yoshida. Yoshida observes her and she is quite clumsy. Later when Yamada goes to talk to her, suddenly Yoshida starts to blush. She can’t take it anymore and runs away! WTF?! Do I think what I think it is? Yup, even Yoshida has her suspicions about herself being lesbian. So she fantasizes having sex with other girls. Nope, definitely it won’t do. So that proves she isn’t lesbian, right? But when she starts imagining sex with Yamada, she starts to enjoy it and gives out a sexy moan right in the middle of class! OMFG! That night as she has sex with Hiroyuki to prove that she is only into guys, her mind starts drifting towards Yamada. Oh damn, she orgasms with the thought of her! And Hiroyuki thought he did her in! So worried about Yamada, she starts to eavesdrop next door. Yeah, the walls must be thin for her to hear Yamada talk about her. That’s when she realizes she likes Yamada. Next day before they head to school, it seems Yamada ignores her when greeted. Oh my, what happened? Then on the crowded train, Yoshida gets groped. Yamada sums up her courage to pull her away from the pervert when they arrive at their next stop. So as they talk, it is then Yoshida confesses she loves her. So it’s official that she’s a lesbian now? With their new friendship, Yoshida is like ‘stalking’ and following Yamada all around. Yeah. Creepy. Back home, she tells mom about this and she thinks Yoshida might have a case of loneliness or trouble with her family or boyfriend.

After another make out session with Hiroyuki, this time he proposes to get married. However she declines because she is not in love with him. Definitely sent shockwaves to him. So as he ponders which guy she is in love with, he also suspects it could be Yamada but it’s Yoshida we’re talking about. She loves men. But that fear comes true when he talks to her and she reveals Yamada as the object of her affection. Hiroyuki blows his top because being lesbian is bad? Not accepting this sh*t! Since she is adamant she wants to be with Yamada, Hiroyuki walks out. One day, the girls force Yoshida to help them play in some basketball tournament. Meanwhile Hiroyuki calls Yamada over and claims he has wrote a new song and needs her opinion on it. Obviously he is trying to do it with her as he plays nice and even drugging her drink! Yoshida is done with her game as she rushes home. She fears Hiroyuki is going to rape Yamada! So how to get back fast? Oh damn, she steals a bicycle?! Then she rides recklessly through the streets causing damage and near accidents! How many laws has she broken?! And when she wrecked the bicycle, she gives her panties to a skater boy for his roller blades. Definitely a steal! The time seems right as Hiroyuki gets close to Yamada. He thinks if Yoshida might give up on her if she sees them having sex. But what’s this? Hiroyuki is revealed to be Yoshida’s cousin???!!! OMFG!!! SO INCEST IS OKAY BUT NOT LESBIANISM???!!! WHAT THE HECK?! When Yoshida finally comes home she sees them in a session. Well… It is a music session! He plays his guitar while she plays her recorder. Oh damn. Yoshida so relieved she is crying. Hiroyuki so disappointed he is crying. Yamada not sure what the heck is going but since Yoshida is crying for her, she also cries! WHAT THE F*CK???!!! I guess Hiroyuki has come to terms that Yoshida being with another girl beats being with another guy!

Sex And The Hen(t)Ai!
Strange… You’re strange. He’s strange. She’s strange. They’re strange. We are all strange! Hell yeah. And what we need more is strange love?! Are you kidding me?! Well… It could have been worse! I have to admit, the whole thing is just bad. Not strange. Just bad. Yeah. Unfortunately it is not bad enough to be good. Uh huh. You know how some sh*tty animes were so bad that it is good? Well, this is not one of them. Sure, it was strange to say the least but overall it was still disappointing as f*ck. Yeah. Not so strange for me to say that. Thank goodness this had only 2 episodes. I would have been a lot stranger and far worse if this had more episodes. Sheesh.

First of all, let me point out the inferior and low animation quality. It’s just really bad. Unbearable. For example, in the opening scenes of the first episode, we are greeted with very wonky animation quality because obviously, everybody is walking in very strange manner! I believe it is bad quality! I mean, really?! Then the characters look weird. They have sharp chin and high forehead area. Reminds me of Gokinjo Monogatari but I didn’t see that show. But anyway, the characters looking so makes the whole thing look really weird. Even more so, they are lanky and so thin that I thought almost everyone here is anorexic or something. Sheesh. Thus it goes without saying that the other visuals like the backgrounds and the overall look of the animation just feels way below average. Not strange. Just below par.

Heck, even the fanservice here feels paltry. Obviously that is the selling point of this series. Yup, Yoshida’s huge melons. They are so freaking big that I won’t blame you to think that she could be moonlighting as some porn star! Not surprising or strange, considering Yoshida’s penchant for men and sex! Anyway, her tits are so big that it looks a bit disproportionate to the rest of her body. But what do we horny guys care? There’s your bare tits. Big ones too. What else do you want?! Too bad mostly ruined by the low animation quality because despite so many scenes of Yoshida’s bare tits sticking out, quite a number of suggestive and sex scenes, all fail to make the cut because of the inferior quality. Yeah, even the pantsu and lingerie they animate here feel so plain. Ugh. I believe I can even lose my libido if I were to watch more episodes of this crap! Yikes. So yeah, they baited us with naughty and sexy adult bits but they failed to deliver. So it’s not so strange to see why this series was so obscure, eh? And to think that Group TAC animated this OVA because they animated a few shows like Gakuen Alice, Grappler Baki, Miami Guns and Grenadier to name a few. Well, they also did Tokko too and I saw that recently which is bad in this department. So yeah, I guess not every show they make can have the same quality. Unfortunately this one is not it either.

The next disappointing part is the characters. Namely Yoshida herself. I am very confused with her character. In the first episode, she was this cool badass cat who teased that virgin lecturer of hers. Even if she was a jerk and a b*tch and her actions don’t make sense, at least she was kinda cool (in the loosest sense). And then when the second episode came about, suddenly she’s like a whole new different person! Just because she starts to become a lesbian, it’s like she turned into some sort of inferior high school girl in love. True, she might be confused about her sexuality because all the while she has been banging men. Or rather, Hiroyuki. And then all of a sudden Yamada comes into her life and suddenly this change in character. Now she is more annoying than anything. Damn. Look at how strange love has turned her into! Look how freaking fickle she is in regards to staying and having sex with Hiroyuki! Does she really want to stay with him? I guess so. For the sex. After all, I just got to ask if another pussy can satisfy her as much as a dick! Oh sh*t!

The other characters are as bad and as shallow as the storyline. Heck, there isn’t any real story to begin with and even if it was, it feels just dumb (the final part of Yoshida rushing back felt so). Imagine, the first episode was all about a young teacher trying to bang his student! Count how many times he fantasized over her! That’s not strange! It’s just freaking creepy! Yeah, I can’t blame him for not being able to control himself. With Yoshida having those sort of hentai tits, any straight healthy young guy would lose it. But there she was, being the ultimate cock teaser and doing no-brainer stuffs like sleeping in his room naked. Like, WTF?! Yeah, what ever happened to that Karasawa guy anyway? Did he get fired? Then in the next episode, it’s all about her confused lesbian feelings. Yamada feels like a country bumpkin and the new kid in town, fumbling her way through this friendship of hers. And Hiroyuki, oh my, this dude is her cousin?! Such relationships aren’t strange in anime but oh well. Not sure if all the girls he f*cked, his cousin is the best and that’s why he wants her to stay. After all, she is the only one who can provide him with regular sex. Hey, just like how it is better for Yoshida to be with another girl, it is also better for him to be with his female cousin than another man! HOLY SH*T!

Lastly, I want to point out the voice acting. One factor for me checking this out because Takehito Koyasu helmed Karasawa and Akira Ishida as Hiroyuki. While they aren’t their badass mode and especially Takehito Koyasu who isn’t Jojo material and a bit like a wuss, at least it is good to know that these guys are still recognizable and sound as professionals they did then and now. However it is the female characters whom I have a problem with. You see, Atsuko Kichiya who voiced Chizuru sounded a bit raw and quite amateurish that it makes her character doesn’t sound as convincing enough. Well, it is no surprise as this was the only ever voice acting role she ever did. The same can exactly be said for Ayumi Sakurai as Yamada. I don’t blame you if you never even heard of them. Because we definitely never hear from them again! It’s like they just plucked some random girl on the street to voice a couple of episodes because no other female seiyuus were available at that time. Yeah, I guess big names of that period like Kikuko Inoue or Megumi Hayashibara were too big for a sleazy and obscure low production like this, huh?

Overall, this 1997 OVA was just disappointing and not even those big boobs and sexy adult bits were enough to salvage it. They just baited us, that’s all. I had so many questions I want to ask at the end but I chose not to because at this point I didn’t care. I have to convince myself that I am satisfied with the tits this show has to offer and shouldn’t be asking for more. So for the umpteenth time, it is not so strange to see why this series is one of the many obscure titles of that era. Yeah, you’d be frightened to see tons of such obscure animes produced in those days! Yeah. Those were really strange times we lived in!

Kirara

How tragic. Imagine dying on your wedding day. But wait. What if you get a second chance? What do you mean? In that sense, you go back in time and become a ghost! Wait. What?! I know this synopsis sounds ridiculous but yeah, that was what made me curious to go watch Kirara. Our titular character just had that fate and then it got twisted enough for her to be blasted back to the past to the time when her boyfriend then just met. So we’re trying to change fate or what?

The day I became a ghost…
We see snippets of the whirlwind romance Konpei Asai and Kirara Imai. Their happy moments together and those moments where they argue and on the verge of breaking up. But don’t fear. Love will always prevail, right? And so now we see Kirara rushing late for on her wedding day when she crashed in an accident. The next thing she knows, she is sleeping next to Konpei. However he is shocked to see her and doesn’t recognize her. She claims she is Kirara but he refuses to believe her. He shows her a picture of what Kirara looks like and she is not impressed. This means he has been lying the whole time about not having this picture. As they struggle, he passes through her. Oh great. A ghost! Apparently a ghost can put on sexy lingerie? Oh well, maybe she can touch what she wants in addition of going through solids. Kirara realizes she has gone back 8 years in the past when she and Konpei first met at the university. As she tails him to the university, she sees him hang out with her old self (which is her younger version). An argument breaks out between them about the photo Konpei is having. He denies having it. Ghost Kirara comes by to confirm it. Since she is a bit flirty with him, Kirara doesn’t like it and slaps him before leaving. As ghost Kirara leaves with Konpei, she notes she didn’t want to become a ghost. But she just wanted to see him. Back home over the phone, Kirara continues to accuse Konpei about having that photo. He continues to deny until she catches him admitting that he used to have it. Ghost Kirara shows up before her, causing her to pass out for a while. After she wakes up, ghost Kirara wants to know her feelings on Konpei. Her young version denies and she knows she is not being honest. She explains when she was dying in that crashed, she prayed to God to return to Konpei’s side as she has not done anything with him. Anything?! Were they dating for real?! She regrets she has many things she wants to do with him but never materialized.

Kirara then makes a surprise visit to Konpei’s house. She gets bold as she confesses her true feelings for him. Then she proceeds to kiss him. Is this proceeding too fast?! But Konpei knows something is strange from that kiss. He knows it’s that ghost woman possessing her! Before he can tell her to get out, Kirara’s best friend, Eimi arrives to talk. However she faints as she soon sees the ghost leaving Kirara’s body. Kirara has no recollection of what happened since her ghost possessed her. Cheeky ghost Kirara claims she did something with Konpei. He claims they are lies. Embarrassed Kirara takes Eimi and leave. Both Kirara smite each other. One an old woman and the other an immature unattractive body. Konpei so confused if they are even the same person. On another day, Konpei and Kirara are supposed to meet with Eimi at the pool. But she didn’t turn up so they just continue their day. Like a date? Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Back home, ghost Kirara tries to cook for him when suddenly Kirara and Eimi are at his doorstep. This is urgent and they need to talk. Suddenly Eimi ushers in her teacher, Arthur Oshihara and his assistant, Mita. They are from the occult club. Oh boy. He sets up some magic circle to have Konpei stand in it. Then when ghost Kirara comes by, they try to trap her. Mita starts chasing down ghost Kirara in this WTF scene. In this circle, ghost Kirara cannot touch Konpei and he is told not to step out or he’ll die. Once ghost Kirara is caught, they start chanting some Buddhist lines to make her cross over. Seeing how much ghost Kirara is in pain, Konpei and Kirara put a stop to this farce and set her free. Ghost Kirara returns the favour by, uhm, exploding them? There goes Konpei’s house. Konpei goes to talk with Kirara. The mood is right for them to kiss but the ghost woman interrupts. Kirara continues to deny she loves Konpei while the ghost continues to smirk. Konpei really wonders if they’re the same person.

Ghost Of Future Past
Well, it could’ve been an okay series had not been for that really unsatisfying ending. Well, not really much of an ending but I guess it will make many viewers guess on what the hell is going to happen. Oh well, if you’re ever so interested to find out more, feel free to go find the obscure manga of the same name that it was adapted from. I’m sure it will be a rarity and already out of print. It was in the mid 90’s this short manga came out that lasted for only 6 volumes. So perhaps this anime version that came out in 2000 was supposed to be some sort of exposure and make people go check out the manga? Maybe. I could be wrong but I felt it is something of that sort. Otherwise, why make just a single OVA that has nothing resolved whatsoever?

Anyway, the story just seems pretty average. I mean, having a ghost from the future going back in time is one thing but I don’t see how this ghost Kirara is making anything better. I believe she wants to make her old self realize her true feelings instead of bottling them up all the time during their period of courtship. However the way I see it, it is like she is just sabotaging herself! What are the chances that this young Kirara eventually doesn’t want to marry Konpei because I can foresee that as long as ghost woman sticks around, Konpei might actually fall for her! Oh yeah. What a way to sabotage your own self. Funny if I start to think about it but also a bit confusing.

After all, who knows you better but yourself, right? That is why both Kirara are like different sets of people and 8 years is more than enough to change one’s character. Yes, the young and lovely Kirara is inexperienced and shy. That is pretty natural with teens at that age, no? Then we have the ghost Kirara who is more mature and bold. She probably has went through a lot for this change in character and I believe she doesn’t want her younger self to make the same mistakes. Or at least, do things that she herself couldn’t do when she was alive and with him. However that won’t be the same thing because it’s the other Kirara, not you. Oh right. Body possession. Loophole solved. But like I’ve said, it only looks like she is sabotaging herself and my bet this is where the ‘charm’ of the series is sourced from. Oh you know, Konpei getting stuck in the middle of 2 same different persons because the ghost is more bold and flirtatious while the young living one can only watch in embarrassment over all that. Turmoil ensues. There. Your much needed romcom conflict, I suppose.

Poor Konpei has to deal with 2 different girls who are actually the same person? I know, he must be damned confused too. It will get even more confusing when 8 years pass once more and Konpei will have to choose which to marry. Not sure if by then ghost Kirara would cross over but damn, I think I will have some headache thinking about that so I better stop. Especially if this whole thing is a different timeline! STOP! And since ghost Kirara can touch whatever she wants, if they make out and she bore his child, will the child be half human and half ghost? I SAID STOP!!!!! Obviously Konpei can’t kick out ghost Kirara not because he is a nice boy (of course he is) but this ghost woman is stubborn. She can go anywhere she wants and she won’t be leaving him. Hey, at least not many can claim they have a ghost hanging around them. Which is funny because the characters here freak out for a while and then act as though it is nothing. OMG it’s a ghost! After a short while, completely act like normal. Got over so fast? And to think Konpei doesn’t even freak out thinking if this Kirara is from the future and died, OMG his future wife is going to die! Is he not panicking?! Oh right, he doesn’t really believe her as his future wife. Yet.

Art and animation reeks 90’s retro anime. Unlike recent ones I saw, this one is quite passable and good enough despite looking quite dated. After all, it was done by Ashi Productions who made Ultra Maniac, Blue Seed and Macross 7 so they have some quality control there. There is also a bit of mild nudity. But those bare tits are only in the early parts of the episode. And of course, ghost Kirara wearing sexy lingerie most of the time so we can be turned on by her and turn a blind eye that she’s already a middle aged woman. Heh. What’s better than having 1 Kirara? Having 2 of them, one old sexy vixen MILF and the other a cute innocent teen. Wow. Amazing. Finally, if there is one thing that annoyed me a little, I noticed that like 90% of the show, they keep playing insert songs in the background. Not BGMs. It is a bit distracting because when you have the characters in the middle of a dialogue, suddenly they play a song with singing. Thank goodness they have this retro vibe so they’re not bad to listen. Like Smile Again by Elika which is the ending theme.

Overall, a pretty okay retro OVA. Could’ve been better if they added more episodes but unfortunately this is the only one we’ve got. And hence like many other countless such OVAs of yesterdays, this will remain buried forever in time until lucky ones stumble upon this and take a little peek. Imagine if the ghost of this anime in the future went back in time to tell the producers of how obscure this series had become, would they listen? Would they freak out? For me, if such a hot ghost babe did exactly the same thing here, my first reaction would be to turn around AND RUN LIKE HELL!!! Kira-RUN!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Sighs… Which is still much better than the alternative of my future self coming back to haunt me for all the wrong decisions I have made… Yikes!

Tonikaku Kawaii: Joshikou-hen

If a certain newlywed anime couple is still living out their happy and boring life, so much so nothing spicy is happening, how do you spice up that life? At least for us viewers to stay interested. Well, have more cute high school girls surround him! Oh yeah. Perhaps the original manga was so boring, they had to create an original series to spice things up. Uh huh. And so Tonikaku Kawaii: Joshikou-hen has our main character being tasked as a teacher of an all-girls high school. Yup. What a way to troll us with the possibility of cheating and scandals. Attractive and lecherous young chicklings, a jealous wife, a poor guy getting caught in the middle of the mess. Thou shall not commit adultery! Wow. Do I actually hope to see something like that here?! Time to test how strong the bonds of their love are for each other. A few mere cute high school girls will not wreck this marriage match-made in heaven, right?

Episode 1
Yanagi invites Nasa to become a teacher at her school to teach programming. As part of the government plans to beef up programming skills in kids, and so her school was chosen for it. However Yanagi has to prepare for her wedding and has no time for it. So the principal, Azumamiya gave her the option to bring in a volunteer teacher even if that person isn’t licensed! Desperate, aren’t we? Nasa is kind enough to help until of course he learns that Otogi High School is all girls! So as he introduces himself in class, the girls ask him some questions. How old are you. Turning 18. A cause for uproar. Then they also notice the ring on his finger. Yes. He is married. More uproar. The class only quiets down when fellow teacher, Sanae Isaka tells everyone to pipe it or she’ll whoop their asses, teacher or student! After class, Hotaru Kurenai approaches him to ask him for love advice. Woah! Too fast? She can’t ask Yanagi because she has no experience in love! Seeing Nasa is married for his age, he might be one who understands woman. So her problem is that her boyfriend is cheating on her and always comes home with a new girl. Before you can say break up, she already says that would be the easy way out and won’t have it. Turns out his ‘girlfriends’ are from anime and games. Phew? Kurenai is upset he isn’t paying attention to her but Nasa believes he is just anxious since she is pursuing him directly. Kurenai believes in him because he is trustworthy. After all, he remembered all their names before coming to class and for him to be married this young, his wife must know he is a wonderful person. When Mishio Usa asks his first name, it’s that shock look. But no worries, they claims a classmate of theirs has a weirder name. Nasa returns home and obviously Tsukasa is worried. I mean, he was surrounded by cute girls, right? We see the girls talk about Nasa and as they ponder about his wife, the best way is to see her themselves.

Kaname asks Nasa if Tsukasa is the jealous type. Don’t see where she’s going? She gives another example if Tsukasa was dressed as a bunny maid in a boys’ school filled with nudists! WTF?! But how do you feel? Anyway, this is perfect chance for him to see Tsukasa’s cuteness when she is jealous. You know, she’d be a little mad that she is the only cute girl for him. Ah, tsundere. Meanwhile Aya talks to Tsukasa about something similar. Only now Aya thinks Tsukasa should use her tsundere as a weapon on Nasa. She knows. She played tons of games. When Nasa and Tsukasa are walking alone, she asks about the cute girls. Nasa thinks it is that cue. He would love to see that tsundere reaction but doesn’t want to make her anxious. So he denies they are any cute girls but his acting is so lame, Tsukasa looks unimpressed. Well, now she’s puffing so he adamantly says he is not interested in any other girls except her. This is not acting. This is real. To prove it, I guess he must tell her how cute she is and how much he loves her. There. Happy? Unknown to them, Kurenai and Jessie Nikotama are spying on them. Nasa reports to Azumamiya and the teachers about the girls’ test score in programming. Very bad. He attributes about the lack of basic understanding and the confusion of some trick questions. You people understand what he is talking?! But don’t fear, he has created a simulator on how to prepare tailored lessons and their scores should improve. Azumamiya is so impressed and now she is dreaming her school will be the best programming school in Japan. Hence, (ab)using her power to appoint Nasa as their specially appointed educator. Later Nasa sees somebody’s genius calculation trip to the moon on the blackboard. He adds his own calculation for a return trip. Back home, Nasa talks to Tsukasa about a smart girl he might get along. Oops, now she’s a bit jealous that she is not smart enough for him! Damage control from Nasa but she continues to look unimpressed. Flirting is stopped by Kurenai who has a message from Kaguya Gekkou for him: Mind your own business.

Episode 2
Tsukasa wants to go out for some spicy ramen. You bet Nasa must have that craving or else. Now we hear Haru Miyako narrate that she has a dark secret that nobody knows: She is actually a well-known online influencer of ramen. So as she patrons this ramen stall, she is shocked to share a table with her programming sensei and his wife. She thought it is all over since he recognizes her. As a student, of course. Miyako can’t concentrate on her ramen since she got enthralled by how cute Tsukasa is. Even more so, observing the newlyweds interact, I believe the sweat is not from the ramen’s spiciness! Something else is much spicier! Back home, Tsukasa looks not impressed since Nasa’s students is indeed cute. But here comes Aya with a stupid idea. Because it is a universal fact that high school girls are cute (or else mankind has no future?!), to beat that one must become a high school girl! This means having Tsukasa wear an Otogi school uniform. Care to oblige? Aya then tells Nasa about meeting his wife at the back. He is shocked to see her in this uniform. Embarrassing but cute, no? But sorry, no pictures! I guess to make up for it, they give each other a few smooches. Yeah, it’s your fault for being this cute!

Oh my. What stupid idea Aya has now? After watching some influencer, she wants a pond in their yard. So that she can drain the water? Yeah, they have to oblige her or she’ll never shut up about it. Knowing nothing about digging a pond, I guess that’s why they need some manpower and get Nasa to do all the digging. Don’t worry, his wife will watch him dig. How manly. After a few digging, we finally have a hole. Doesn’t Nasa look freaking cool now? In school, Kurenai asks about his high school days. Don’t have. Graduated since middle school. Wow. So smart. This has the other girls wanting to come over to his place to take supplementary classes. Wait till they see he lives in a bathhouse. How does it feel to have these cuties coming by? But with Yaiba Shirogane being strict, no sexy shenanigans as her pals follow the rules to take a bath. The girls are then impressed with the sauna and decide to challenge each other. Last one standing gets free drinks from the rest. In the end, Usa wins. Everyone is feeling so good, they don’t have the mood to study anymore and leave. Tsukasa notes to Nasa that it is a good thing his students are all cute girls. Uh oh. That tone. Damage control! Instantly he says she is way cuter. Hope that does the trick. Next day, the pond is done. Good job. But now Aya wants all the water drained out! WTF?! This girl really has nothing to do…

Episode 3
Late one night, Nasa receives a message from Shirogane. I love you. WOAH!!! OMFG!!! Time for a scandal to happen! YOU BET TSUKASA IS POUTING LIKE HELL!!! Although the message is deleted, Tsukasa is still not impressed! Tsun! TSUN!!! TSUUUUUN!!! In school, Shirogane pulls him over to explain she sent the message by mistake. Of course he already deleted it has not told anyone else. Nasa must be moonlighting as a love advisor because now it is her turn to ask for love advice. When Kurenai brought her to her home, some student council president stud broke down the door and dragged her boyfriend out. They fought but ended up as best friends. So yeah, that dude was so manly so you bet she has fallen for him. Although they traded contacts, nothing happened. And that’s when she sent that message by mistake. Hence she needs his help to help tell him how she feels. Nasa isn’t sure about it so she talks to Tsukasa about it. Yeah, it’s all about strategy. So it’s like a spy game to collect data and observe the target’s weak points? And yeah, it’s not stalking when a cute girl does it! Next day, Aya is bragging how she has 100,000 subscribers. Must be tough being that famous, huh? Wit and class, huh? Then Ginga comes in, claiming he is being watched or something. Tsukasa tells him to just beat the hell out of whoever it is even if the stalker is a cute high school girl! You’ll never know! Aya doesn’t think so because she thinks if she is the centre of attention, nobody will be even targeting him. Petty argument ensues and so she will accompany him to prove it.

Nasa is talking to Shirogane when they see Ginga and Aya together. Looks like a date. Oh my, so the person whom Shirogane is in love is Ginga?! Heart break! She runs away in tears but Nasa soon clarifies Ginga is his relative and as far as he knows, Aya is not his girlfriend. This brings a huge relief to her. Although this proves she really loves him, Nasa wants her to confess to him now. She claims her mind isn’t ready so Nasa talks about the seemingly infinite space and stars. They are not and so are chances. They are only limited so make do with what you can. So yeah, where’s the best place to confess? Somewhere dark and confined? Ginga senses somebody watching him from the dark alley and heads there. Cue for Shirogane to follow. As she is about to confess to him, he turns around and punches her! Actually, it is some delinquent who has been following him! He checks with Shirogane and since she is okay, he leaves. Then she confesses she loves him. Okay. Thank you. Now he leaves. Poor Shirogane so confused. Now we hear Tsukasa’s thoughts that she might be jealous that her husband is surrounded by cute high school girls. There’s this thought he might be cheating but as all of her inner minds converge on this issue, they conclude that Nasa loves him more than anyone else. No room for doubt that he truly loves her. On his way back, he is surprised to stumble into Tsukasa who gives a flimsy excuse she was chased by a dog and since she was on this path, decided to check his school out. So yeah, she’s not lonely! Okay, maybe just a bit. But don’t worry, he admits he always misses her when they’re apart. Cue for Tsukasa’s flustering, right? Oh nope. It’s that distrusting expression! So I guess the only way is to cuddle her, right? How cute. But in public display? Yeah, some of his students see this! Oops! Tsukasa walks home and passes by Kaguya. The latter asks if her long journey has finally ended. Wow, for Tsukasa to put up that shock look, is something going on?

Episode 4
Going back 4 years, Kurenai was having problems with her exams. Last minute cramming isn’t going to do her any good. Until Kaguya points out the questions she should memorize. Thanks to that, she passes and Kurenai wonders if she did some hacking to know the questions. Kaguya denies and explains this school has been around for 100 years so it is easy to figure out what questions will come out. Whatever that means, Kurenai knew she is a smart girl. They both enrolled in the same high school as Kaguya continues to be enigmatic. Especially when asked about her parents, she says they found her unsettling and have been gone for a while. It is only right to avoid things one can’t understand. As Kaguya continues to show her brilliance, she also has this proud record of never doing any mistakes. Though, her room is messy as f*ck. As for why she never takes off her mask, she deems the atmosphere on Earth a bit unsuitable for her. So that means she’s an alien? Talking about dreams, Kaguya keeps having this dream whereby someone is crying out to her name while reaching out to the moon. She wants to help stop that misery. Now we go back to our daily love affair. This time, Aya trying to put more silly love suggestions for Tsukasa to try out. Tsukasa realizes she hasn’t told Nasa how much she loves him so you bet there’s some pressure there. So that night as she tries, obviously she’s nervous and this allows Nasa to take the lead as he mentions all her cuteness. That includes all the sweet caressing. Nice kiss. Next day, Aya trying to get some updates so Tsukasa plays it all off as nothing happened. Not convincing so she asks Kaguya’s pals for their opinions. Wear sexy underwear, huh? Suggestions not appreciated. Just get into the bath!

Back home before turning in to sleep, Tsukasa talks to Nasa. Worried guy thinks he did something wrong. She has him close his eyes and then quickly steals a kiss. Before he can seek an explanation, she says she is wearing a cute underwear. Now let’s go to bed. Obviously he can’t sleep a wink. What does that mean?! Does she want him to peek on her?! Of course Tsukasa rues saying that. Why did she go say that?! Next day, I guess now it is Kaname’s turn to give her 2 cents worth of advice on confession. She even brought her classmate, Kazumiya to demonstrate. Kaname confesses to him and like any other guy, goes into shock. If that isn’t enough, Kaname shows a bit of her sexy side to effectively kill him off. So easy. Honesty is best policy. She gives her coupons to go get ice cream. That night the newlyweds do so and Tsukasa has him guess her favourite flavour. Rum raisin. How did he know? Because he loves her! Well, well. She isn’t impressed and thinks he is cheating! But she too can guess what flavour he likes. She thinks it is the much awaited chance to confess but damn, he got distracted by something else. So close. As they sit and eat at the park, Nasa being cheeky and kiss her. Ice cream on your lips. Not fair, she smooches him many times! It causes her face to be so embarrassed that it is so cute! Then they hug each other and reassure how much they love each other. That night, Nasa realizes he is in a lucid dream of the past. He sees Tsukasa but apparently this person just looks like her. It seems she is having a headache over planning some overseas trip with her sister. But whatever it is, she will not let that dream go unfulfilled. It might be a long trip but at least it is shorter than the trip to the moon. Her journey will continue. Nasa wakes up crying, thinking she is wandering and lost forever. Instantly he rushes to go look for Tsukasa. There is that happy wife. It seems Tsukasa also had a similar dream but in place of Nasa is a farmer. She notes about a dream from long ago she thought would never end but the memories of that long journey is now concluded. Nasa hugs Tsukasa in front of Kaname. You mean to look so shock? I thought this is what she was living for?

Kawaisugi Crisis!
Oh wow. That last scene could be a big hint that this is some sort of reincarnation of that bamboo cutter story! Separated in love from a long time ago but now reunited again in today’s era! Well, that could explain a lot of things that has been going in the series especially on Nasa and Tsukasa’s first time meeting. But then again, we’ll have to wait for the next season to have make anything conclusive. I’m sure there is going to be another season, AM I RIGHT?!

Seriously, as one who wasn’t really impressed with both seasons of the TV series (yes, contrary to popular opinions, I find them boring although they are not bad), this spinoff too doesn’t make any much difference. Yes, once again, I have to call it boring. Sure, blame me for being a virgin otaku who is continuing his streak of loneliness in life :’(. But yeah, if you were expecting something really mind blowing or a drastic surprise, nothing of that sort happens. Just the same ol’ of what has happened in the previous seasons, expect more or less the same stuffs here. It doesn’t really further any plot especially the origins of Tsukasa although the end scenes greatly teased us with something as such. Alas it was nothing conclusive and probably to get our hopes up especially for those who find it boring, to take some sort of curious interest in this cryptic past dreams of our newlyweds.

Otherwise, this whole spinoff is just to showcase more of our undying love between Nasa and Tsukasa. That is all. Isn’t this what the whole series is about? The most ‘exciting’ moments come from seeing them blushing and flustering as they try to get close to each other. More bonus points when we get to see the cute embarrassing side of Tsukasa, like as though we’ve waited the entire series for this moment. Yeah. How cute. Okawaii koto… Don’t you just love to see a young couple truly and fully in love with each other? Uh huh. Feels like fantasy. Oh well… But so sorry folks, this anime is close to being wholesome so no raunchy and risqué scenes like Tsukasa suddenly stripping herself in sexy lacy lingerie just to add spice in their relationship. That’s not going to happen. At least in the foreseeable future. We all know they love each other a lot from their wholesome actions and wholeheartedness. The most, some petting, hugging and smooching. Thus they don’t need to resort to such stuffs to keep the flames of their marriage alive. Good for them. Sucks for us (horny) viewers. BORING!

This means that whatever scandalous delusions I had about the high school girls, nothing of that sort. Disappointing! The closest that came was Shirogane’s accidental text message. Oh boy. I thought that would be the game changer and the much needed ‘excitement’ we need. Yeah, the title certainly baited me to think something of that sort would happen. How will Nasa get ‘daughters’ without making out with Tsukasa? Technically, this is your answer! High school girls as ‘daughters’ so to speak. Even better, Nasa is like their love counsellor because for some reasons, the girls consider him as trustworthy in romance. Yeah, wouldn’t they like to have a whirlwind romance like him? I was once again being foolish to think that Tsukasa would hold a deep grudge for that. Sure, it is only natural for a wife like her to be suspicious and jealous. Nasa is after all still a man, genius or young. But being the greatest couple in love, this means no cheating or any sort of adultery. Boring! And to think I thought it would end with Tsukasa severing Nasa’s head and then psychotically hugging it in her ever loving arms after all the cheating as only in this way they can be together forever! HAHAHA!!! Obviously borrowed from the infamous ending of School Days anime only because with “High School Days” as the second title of this spinoff, it’s no wonder my mind drifted to think as such. Yikes.

With only 4 episodes to boot, how much can they flesh out? At first I thought that they were only anime characters as this spinoff was an original anime. Well, it’s just the story that is original. These high school girls do appear in the manga albeit in later chapters. Thus there is a whole bunch that we do not greatly know about them at this point and they seem insignificant or do not hold any important bearings. Like Miyako is some ramen nut and nothing more. What’s up with Shirogane’s love for Ginga? Well, I don’t think she would give up this easily but the way it ‘ended’ anti-climactically, it leaves more to be desired.

Of course the most interesting of the pack would be Kaguya herself. Or more accurately, quite an enigmatic character. It is greatly hinted she is not an Earthling and perhaps the same kind as Tsukasa. The final episode did give some insights on her but then again, nothing much and to me it just felt cryptic as it was confusing. Not sure if Kaguya is that person Tsukasa is looking for in that dream but then again, I might have been confused by the whole thing. Because well, in the bamboo cutter’s story, the heroine character is named Kaguya. So what if Kaguya is actually that reincarnated character and not Tsukasa?! Gasp! I smell chaos if this conspiracy theory holds true! This will be a true test of their love!

Obviously the other characters from the series were sorely missing. Hey remember, it is only 4 episodes. Most notably missing is Chitose and her maids. Like as though she never existed in the first place. Well, it is a good thing because at least we don’t have to add more complication to the story. Oh you know, this little sister might try to spy on Nasa 24/7 to find something scandalous as a flimsy excuse to break up the marriage. Oh yeah. I can actually see that if it really happens. So with Chitose’s absence, this helps to only cement Nasa and Tsukasa’s love for each other. The other character I want to note is Aya. It seems she has much more screen time here and it feels like they want to ramp up her idiocy. Like as though they needed to cement her legacy of being a lovable idiot and turning her into some sort of resident clown. Oh well, Aya being Aya. What else do you expect? As for Kaname, she is still sneaky and trying to give (unwarranted) advice to our newlyweds. Probably she gets her kicks in doing that but when seeing the real deal, she goes into shock. Did not expect to see that, huh? Felt like the joke backfired on her or something.

For the new seiyuus in this spinoff, I only noted Ayane Sakura as Kaguya but her character is very much muted (something like Sara from Spy Kyoushitsu). The other casts are Ayane Matsuda as Kurenai (debut role), Rika Nagae as Shirogane (Mitsuha in Rougo Ni Sonaete Isekai De 8-manmai No Kinka Wo Tamemasu), Koko Hayashi as Miyako (Taki in BanG Dream! It’s MyGo), Hina Youmiya as Usa (Kumi in Ars No Kyoujuu), Kaori Maeda as Jessie (titular character in Kaijin Kaihatsubu No Kuroitsu-san), Sumire Morohoshi as Isaka (Stella in Mahou Tsukai No Yome) and Megumi Han as Azumamiya (Tsubasa in 4-nin Wa Sorezore Uso Wo Tsuku).

The opening theme, Plan didn’t really interest me as it sounds generic and bland. However it is to my surprise it was sung by Saori Hayami! Although she has no lines in here, it was quite a shocker to hear it was her. Never has it crossed my mind it was her and I even once noticed she sounded like one of those unidentifiable generic singers! Going back to hear it again, yup, definitely it is her. Well, now you know the big joke is on me. The ending theme is Guru Guru Live by Akari Kitou. Sounds like one of those denpa songs with its lively and hectic pacing and strange sound effects. They trying to ramp up the cuteness because Tsukasa singing in a very cute girly voice. Maybe they added some special effects to her voice too.

Overall, if you are a fan of the series and enjoyed the TV series, this added extension will be fine. You won’t lose much if you watch this spinoff without catching the previous seasons and on the other hand, there isn’t too much of a development. Yes, Nasa and Tsukasa still acting like noobs in the married department although we can say their love has grown stronger but too bad we don’t have any measuring tool to measure how much their love has grown except for our guts. Heh. Other casual viewers like yours truly would find it boring although I have to stress that it is not actually a bad series or season. Too bad my enthusiasm for this series isn’t as grand or endless like Nasa and Tsukasa’s love for each other. Most probably their love is way longer from the trip to the moon and back. Like, more accurately, across the universe! Aww, how cute…

Mahou Tsukai No Yome S2

5 years later, here’s the sequel, Mahou Tsukai No Yome S2. Felt like a long time but since I wasn’t particularly a fan of this supernatural drama series, it came of a surprise to me. One of those series which I thought would never get a sequel although but after watching that side story OVA that came out back in 2022, that pretty much confirmed this sequel. So you know me, still have to check this out to follow up on what has happened. Though honestly, can’t remember much except the general premise of a human girl becoming the bride of a strange masked mage in some contract. Always hoping for the better… Yeah, I should know better myself…

Episode 1
Adolf talks to Chise and Elias about the former attending a college for mages and supernatural. Because of Chise’s curse as Sleigh Beggy, this is too good for the institution to pass her up. Also, they may find a way to lift her curse. While Elias is against this, she wants to know what Chise wants. In short, she wants to go in hopes she can learn and help others in the future. Elias accepts her decision but will also go with her. Adolf takes them there where they meet Liza Quillyn the president of English College. While Chise will be a student, Elias will be an instructor. After that he shows them the brief layout of this underground college before taking them to Alexandra Heath for Chise to get her check-up. In the meantime, the guys continue their tour. Renfred is shocked to see Elias here and maintains he still hates him. Though, Elias doesn’t think much of it since he doesn’t feel the need to kill him. Chise tells Alexandra about the memories of others she has seen ever since swapping her eye. A thousand years worth of it. Chise thought someone is watching her but brushes it off when she could find no one. Then she goes to the dorm section whereby she meets 4 cats who are the dorm matrons. Among the cats, she chooses Rose Lyn to guide her since she wants the freedom in her heart. Outside her room, she is in a dilemma to be rude to her roommate. Thinking she will understand, she opens the door without knocking but too bad the door hits her. Lucy Webster isn’t a sociable person so she tells Chise what is needed. And don’t wake her up as she plans to sleep until her next class. Chise gets dressed and makes her way to class. Then she stumbles into a girl collapsing before her.

Episode 2
Chise advises Philomela Sargant to take her medicine from whatever illness she is suffering. Is there one for anxiety? Well, Chise gives her some tea or herbs to calm her down. Philomela would like to repay her but since Chise hasn’t thought about that, she just hopes she could give her some feedback someday. Chise then joins Alice attending class. Chise notes Philomela is in this same class. Their teacher, Narcisse Maugham starts explaining about the fundamentals for magic. Then he points out to Chise since she is a visiting student, she doesn’t have to practice sorcery but is required to have outstanding grades in general courses. Chise soon makes friends with Veronica Rickenbacker. Chise and Alice then attend a magic class by Elias (taking on a human form). He talks and warns them about the supernatural when it comes to wielding magic. Then he has Chise and Alice demonstrate their magic. While Alice creates extreme fire, Chise is gentle and perfect. Then the rest begin practising to get a feel of it. When one of the students gets impatient because this lizard familiar doesn’t want to cooperate, the lizard then becomes hostile and tries to kill him. If not for Elias’ quick intervention, it could’ve been a tragedy. In this instance, Elias has revealed his true form as he has those who believe they have magic aptitude to continue. For those who don’t, quit now. Later, classmate Rian Scrimgeour sees Chise because he wants her to teach him magic.

Episode 3
Since Chise is looking for Elias, Rian saw him being brought away and will lead her there. Rian also notices about Alice and wants to observe her magic. She doesn’t intend to be a mage but her fairy shows up and cheekily mocks them especially Rian’s magic as rusty. Chise wonders why he wants to learn magic so badly and it is to protect someone. They arrive seeing Renfred lecturing Elias about some stuff. Narcisse then talks to Gregory that Chise is a normal girl and will not be a detriment whatsoever. Gregory reminds to keep watch on her because they need to maintain the balance. Elias and Chise join the rest of the classmates at the cafeteria. Well, I’m gonna skip the names, there’s a hell lot of them. While the gang happily enjoy their meal, Chise notices Lucy eating by herself. Also, there’s another group who is also by themselves, namely Veronica, Philomela as well as April and May Atwood. Of course not everybody in the gang enjoy each other’s company. Like Sofia Healey who thinks this friendship is useless since they’re all going to be enemies in the end. And there’s Zoe Ivey who is scared as he senses Chise and Elias as non-human. Adolf contacts Lindel that Elias has become a teacher at College. He wants to know if there were instances to harm others and wants to know the circumstances. We see Chise and Elias harvesting pumpkins and turnips for Halloween as Elias explain some of its origins. As Chise washes the fruits, Joseph comes to visit her. He still wants his eye back that is in her possession but feels too sleepy to do anything about it. Going back to bed. Soon, Stella visits her and as they walk along, suddenly a mist shrouds them. Chise and Ruth find themselves in a strange place.

Episode 4
Chise and Ruth are at a seaside cabin that Rahab stays. She claims she sensed the pendant she had given to Elias (which is now with Chise). Rahab wonders who she is so Chise says she is Elias’ teacher to teach him about humans and well, his bride. Inside her cabin, she claims this place is disconnected from other dimensions but yet connected to everything. She starts explaining how Lindel and Elias came to stay here for quite a while when they were small. One day after his wandering, Elias came here looking dishevelled. Apparently he got confused by the numerous types of humans and didn’t know who to imitate. Thus he wanted to imitate Rahab and believed doing so he will do well. So she allowed him to stay and she taught him what she knew although there were some that she couldn’t. Then one day he just left and that was the last she saw of him. Rahab notes she couldn’t teach him to smile but had taught him the concept of family. Especially a bride. So if Elias’ idea of a bride seems different, Rahab has herself to blame for not properly explaining. Chise believes Elias is smiling right now and is living decently. Though at times he might get a little giddy. Chise thanks Rahab for all that because he imitated her and she got to meet Elias. When it’s time to leave, Rahab hopes Chise won’t tell Elias they have met. She wants to continue observing him. But mages aren’t supposed to lie. Conceal the truth without lies. Rahab can’t give any more advice but hints there will be a lot of things that she can and cannot see. Chise and Ruth return to their own world and reunite with Stella. Like as though all that never happened. Elias and Chise has this centaur guy take them to a phone booth hidden in the middle of the forest. It is supposed to be some shortcut passage to the College and not many use it because you can get lost easily due to its twisted time coordinates and there are monsters known as hell hounds guarding it. They stumble upon a group as centaur guy appease them with some meat to let them pass. Chise then reads one of their thoughts, warning them not to stray from this region or they’ll hunt them down forever. They are given to eat some horrible crystal to pass. Arriving at the College, Chise asks Elias when they first met, why did he want her to become his bride.

Episode 5
Lucy might sound rude but Chise thinks it is her way of looking out for her. You think? Chise has breakfast with Rian and Isaac Fowler and learns about the 7 Shields, the 7 families that founded College. Rian’s family is part of that pillar although he has ostracized himself from it. Chise tries to ask about this Webster Tragedy as heard from Jasmine St George. However she is told there are some things she is better not known. Later when Chise and Lucy bump into Zoe, Chise asks if he is avoiding her. He ignores and walks away. Lucy thought he is being rude and takes off his earmuffs thinking he can’t listen. That is when Zoe goes crazy as he claims she doesn’t know Chise’s true form as a monster. Suddenly Zoe’s hair turn into snakes! He runs away as the girls including Isaac and Rian give chase until they find him hiding in some garden maze. Chise approaches him and surprisingly his snakes don’t attack her. After Lucy returns his earmuffs and apologizes, Zoe tells about his origins. His mom is a Gorgon from the Black Sea while his dad is a human sorcerer. Yes, Zoe is born from an egg. Because he feared the outside world, dad send him to College to get used to the outside. The earmuffs are to help him from transforming back and forth as human and snake as he is quite sensitive to light and smell. Everyone also learns about Chise’s dragon curse. When Ruth catches Philomela eavesdropping, they note her family as one of the 7 Shields and one who specializes in intelligence. Rian suggests forming a contract to not let all they’ve learnt get out. If they tell others or write it down, there’ll be some divine punishment. And so all those here agree as they make a pact and swore this to secrecy. Lucy still cannot trust Philomela and blames her for her family’s death. Later Rian confronts Jasmine about putting weird ideas in Chise’s head. Unlike him, Rian has no plans to stick with his family. Jasmine’s twin, Violet consoles her over Rian’s arrogance and suggests if things get rough, they can just find a master and run away.

Episode 6
Elias needs some time to think when Chise asks why he chose her as his bride. Elias then asks Renfred to get some references. It seems Renfred views Alice as his daughter although at the same not much of a use when it comes to magic talent. He will continue to protect her until she can find her own path. Since Alice heard all of that, that night she goes to stay at Chise’s place because she wants to ask for some advice. Not being useful to her master has hit her hard. Because how could she forget that incident when he protected her. The day Joseph came knocking on their door, she tried to protect Renfred but he protected her instead and got his left arm cut off. Joseph then borrowed that arm to make something since he wanted to take the corruption of the cat kingdom. He will return it once he is done. Now she is fretting over what Renfred said although she doesn’t hate it. Despite living with him, she has always viewed him as her master rather than a father. What about Chise? She too is confused about the master-student as well as married relationship thingy. That night, Chise talks to Elias for his answer. He says taking her in as both a disciple as bride is because since they’re both the same person, he would have one less thing to deal with. She expected such answer. But Elias adds that an apprentice eventually leaves the master. Married couples stick together, right? Chise then explains about how everyone interpret words and roles differently. Hence their relationship as married couple as well as master-student may not mean the same as others would think. It’s not Chise is unhappy with such a role. In fact she is happy because it is good to know he won’t let her go. Okay then, let’s continue this role. Next day, Alice confronts Renfred about this dad thingy. While she doesn’t oppose his thinking, but it makes him feel inferior to her. Renfred claims he has forced this lifestyle onto her without her knowing and took her in because he thought she might be useful to him. Otherwise, she would’ve led a much normal life. She disagrees because back then he chose her. Now it’s her turn to choose him. Wait. Is this Pokemon?! Anyway, she wants to protect him for his worth. He calls her a child for thinking such and she gets mad that he doesn’t get it.

Episode 7
Chise’s class is doing some boulder climbing activity as Elias watches her. Adolf talks to him about watching the different expressions of Chise that she won’t normally show him. This has Adolf reminisces some of his old memories, good and bad. Philomela soon receives a letter to come home. She takes leave to return home to see her grandma, Lizbeth who summoned her. It seems the family had no intention of sending her to College and only did so because of Veronica’s charity. As such, she cannot be an embarrassment and must excel in it. Lizbeth also beats her up a little to remind her of her place and that she is still ineptitude. Renfred talks to Adolf about the thought of wanting Alice to at least stay as a child until the time comes. But now she is 18 and it will be weird for him to be ordering her around. His wish is for Alice to not end like him or his father. Adolf notes they were trying to rush to become adults then. Maybe what kids and adults want to do aren’t that different at all, hinting Alice is trying to make herself useful for him. Renfred knows it too and that is why it is a problem. Because if he keeps pushing her away, she will just keep resisting. Chise’s class soon take part in an outdoor camping activity in the forest.

Episode 8
Initially Elias wanted to come to this camping to watch over her but Chise claims doing so will make her rely on him as she wants to train to become independent. Elias compromises by splitting himself. Well, half his face will be with her. In this pet form, he can’t do much and will be basically useless as she wished. So nothing really eventful on this camping trip. Chise seeing a few supernatural spirits including this water horse, each-uisge. Don’t ride with it because it’ll eat you when you’re drowning. That night, Chise wakes up and feeling something ominous. Lucy is gone. She goes to look for her and finds her collapsed outside. She is on the verge of death since her magic has been dried up. Chise puts her close so she can absorb some of hers. However, they are soon confronted by this monster. It’s not a centaur but a nucklavee. It just wants to kill humans and its weakness is fresh water. Chise runs but manages to stumble into Rian, Zoe and Isaac. Zoe’s snakes manages to petrify it for a while. Chise has this idea to call forth each-uisge. With Elias summoning it, Chise hopes it can lead the nucklavee to the lake. Sure, but it wants her to ride it. Rian goes with her. After each-uisge dumps the duo into the lake, it then pushes the nucklavee into it. Rian manages to get out but the nucklavee tries to take Chise down with it. As Chise isn’t resurfacing, each-uisge thinks of eating Chise but Rian uses his metal weapon to keep it at bay. Chise’s arm turns into something monstrous and slashes the nucklavee until it reduces to nothing. She doesn’t understand what happened but knows without this, she would’ve died. With Chise out of the water, each-uisge can’t eat her now and leave. However Chise lets it eat some of her hair.

Episode 9
Lucy is still unconscious but recuperating back at College. Chise stays with her as Elias talks to her about the meaning of worry. Then some strange visions and conversation between Chise and Joseph. Seth then visits Lucy after learning what happened. It is revealed he is Lucy’s brother. When Lucy looks like she is in pain, Chise tries to relief her forehead with a wet cloth. But then she starts to see snippets of something horrifying in her memories. Lots of dead people everywhere. Lucy is then awakened and not too happy to see Seth before collapsing again. Soon the entire teaching staffs are called for an emergency meeting. It seems a forbidden book in the safe has been switched with a fake and this fake has turned into dust. Though the actual original one is in England’s library. Learning that the book is The Testament of Carnamagos, Elias lets everyone knows he has read it before. As it is said to alter the character of one who reads it, Elias returned it. Part of its contents include how to become immortal, destroy them and even resurrect the dead. Liza announces they will continue their investigation and when the time comes, she’ll need everyone’s cooperation. One more thing, it seems a spider silk was found in the dust of the book’s remains. As this is highly speculated it could be from Webster, this news must not reach Lucy’s ears. Later as Elias asks about this Webster thingy, Simeon Paladilhe offers to explain. The Webster family are famous for having spiders that produce special silk that can duplicate magic books. 8 years ago, the entire family was massacred. Lucy was the only survivor and the killer was not found. All their spiders were also stolen. The eldest son who was supposed to inherit the business had no control of magic and was kicked out of the family. Despite everyone knows about this story, it is best not to speak freely about it. As Simeon returns, he gets attacked. Lucy wakes up to see Seth still with her albeit sleeping. Meanwhile enemies kill off a security guard as they’re going to finish this up quickly.

Episode 10
Simeon is tended by Alexandra who notes that had not Elias passed by, he would’ve been dead. Even more so, Elias shared some of his magic to restore his health. Simeon’s memories are fuzzy and he can’t remember what happened. The wolf enemies start to attack Lucy when she leaves the perimeter. Seth protects her and gets wounded. Even Ruth too. Elias senses Chise in danger so heads down there to fight off the enemies. Lucy recognizes them as the ones who killed her family. They admit they are here to finish the job. Years later?! Cornered, Chise is forced to take Lucy into the shortcut passage. The enemies chase them and get pounced by the hell hounds as they get eaten alive. But when Chise hears the female scream about their child, Chise promises to provide a proper offering next time. She can’t provide a human but a sheep or cow. The hell hounds let the enemy go although her mate is already dead. As Seth gets treated, Chise learns more about their past. Seth was kicked out of the family as he couldn’t use magic. They were more than happy to sever ties and do not want to be related to him. Lucy thought it was her fault since she succeeded him and holed up in her room. Until that day her family was massacred by the enemy but it seems she also saw a scared child cowering in the corner. When Seth returned, he saw the aftermath like as though Lucy killed them. Then rumours surfaced that Seth hired the enemy to take out the family. Seth never deny it since he had no backing and it was too risky for a man like him who can’t fight. All that matters now is that he can put Lucy through College and that’s good enough. Elias has Marielle look into Simeon’s case. She dives into his mind and sees some horrifying being. She believes something is continuing to zap his magic and she has seen this before as there are a couple of several similar cases. She believes someone is using Testament of Carnamagos to steal people’s magic power. Lucy is not impressed Chise helped the enemy who killed her family. However she also thanks her because now she can find out who attacked them and why. Soon, Lucy collapses.

Episode 11
It is said that no matter how much magic they supply to Lucy, it is useless as it will be drained away. Elias tries to track where the source is drained to but some force is blocking it. Elias wants to get to the bottom of this but doesn’t want Chise to get involved since it will be dangerous to her. However she argues that if he claims he is doing it for a friend (Simeon), then she too is the same for Lucy. But Alexandra supports Elias for Lucy to stay out since she is still a child and he is worried for her. To take her mind off, Lucy attends an extra class that teaches her about runes. Zoe goes to visit Lucy. Uhm, she wants to pet his snake hair? Animal therapy? Yeah, brings back memories of those spiders she used to have. After Chise goes to make good her promise to the hell hounds and provide them sheep, the centaur guy talks to her about how lucky she was those hounds settled for that. He talks about the unfairness in the world and worries for her since she is making bad bets and doesn’t think ahead, expecting things to work out in the end. He doesn’t know if she is being greedy or trying to be important because although it is fine wanting to save everyone, if she gets hurt, there are others who will hurt as much as her. When she goes to visit Lucy, Zoe is trying to stop her from going to her job and has her continue resting. Seems she doesn’t want to use Seth’s money for fear he will use it as an excuse to boss her around. They learn her job is to clean the waste tower. Failed experiments or botched magic are kept there. Students don’t normally go there but it is said that one may find very rare ores or herbs that pays well. Chise and Zoe offer to do it in her place. Does she have a choice? With Ruth keeping an eye on her, in bed so she’ll stay. Chise and Zoe along with Rian and Isaac go to the waste tower as Fabio Zaccheroni warns them about certain ores that might mesmerize them beyond. Chise is also surprised to see Philomela here. She claims she sometimes come to help here and whispers caution to Chise to watch out for Fabio. Meanwhile Lizbeth has received a letter of Philomela’s withdrawal from the College.

Episode 12
Alice continues to confront Renfred about being treated as his protected daughter. He still gives her the slips. Lucy too is having an argument with Seth and runs away. What’s wrong with these young ladies?! As Chise and the rest continue their job, Zoe gets separated and stumbles into a pair of other students. It seems they want to bully him but he shows them his Gorgon side to petrify them to escape. Fabio reveals his true nature as he confronts Chise. He is not an instructor but a mage bound to this place. He knows Chise is that girl sold at the auction and wants to get his hands on this Sleigh Beggy. However he sees a terrifying Joseph inside her and backs off. When the students are done and return to the entrance, the real instructor is shocked to learn what happened. She learns Fabio led them him and will file a complaint. He dares her and doesn’t care. Seth finds Lucy as he hugs her, admitting he is a loser who once thought he was happily freed when the family abandoned him. He thought because Lucy was loved, she was okay. But he was wrong. He apologizes. Lucy in turn also admits she forced herself to hate him since there was so much to learn and hardly thought about him. After he left, no one saw her for who she was and hated everyone. Though, they still didn’t deserve to be killed. That’s why she’ll study and master sorcery and become powerful. Chise and the rest meet up with Elias and Liza. Just in time because Lizbeth has sent her familiar here with the message for Philomela’s withdrawal. This shocks everyone although Liza is not going to hand Philomela easily and will let her stay if she wishes to continue her studies. Lizbeth continues to badmouth Philomela as talentless and a failure who can’t perform her duties. Isaac takes her to run and the rest follow suit. Liza then makes a sudden announcement the College will be temporarily sealed due to a string of attacks on its students. The cats transform into cait siths and rip apart the familiar. Lizbeth isn’t amused with all this but is please this has at least bought her some time.

The Irregular Magic At College
Well, if the ending felt somewhat strange (in fact it didn’t really end at all) and this season somewhat felt a little bit short, make that a cour too short, then be advised that there is actually going to be a second part of this sequel (which is actually airing now)! Looks like they decided to do a split cour for this season. Here I was thinking it was going to be double cours and got baffled when they reduced it to just a single cour. Did they cancel production or something? Oh right. Another part in the works. Shouldn’t be a surprise considering the development and direction of this sequel is heading, there should be more to unravel rather than just ending it after a dozen episodes.

Honestly, if I have to summarize my personal feelings and thoughts about this season in a few words, it would be boring and confusing! You fans want to hear me out first before you start throwing bricks at me or summon the Demon Lord to devour my soul? Both my sentiments can be attributed to the fact that I am not very well versed or interested in the realms of the supernatural. That’s right. You can say that my knowledge in this area is very lacking and thus this is where my boredom and confusion of the series as a whole stems from. In a way, you could say that I have wasted my time watching this because I don’t really understand the supernatural aspects of it all. Even right till the very end. Yes, there were some brief explanations but I suppose if one is interested, they can continue to do more research about that supernatural subject over the internet. I didn’t. Because I don’t want to be further spooked and have sleepless nights over something that I believe I still won’t understand after reading up! While this series is of the supernatural fantasy genre, those supernatural terms and creatures weren’t pulled out of thin air as they were taken or at least referenced by lore and myths of other cultures. Yes, I did Google up those terms but did not delve further into it. Therefore while watching and being spammed with those supernatural terms, all I could muster was just a blank reaction. Oh, uhm, yeah, whatever you say.

Aside the supernatural stuffs, there is also some sort of drama that is going on and of course which I do not really understand fully. The sequel starts off slow for me because obviously Chise has gotten herself enrolled at the College so there has got to be some introductory stuffs like the students and friends that she will make there. Understandable. But still boring. Yeah, what was I expecting? Chise to be spirited away? Even in the later half when some supernatural incidents take place to shake up the boring drama and for some much needed ‘action’, it felt slightly better but those interesting bits only lasted as long as that. Whether it is that nucklavee incident or that pair of wolves trying to complete their mission to eliminate the Webster family. Just a short burst of interesting excitement, that is all. And of course there are other plots like the 7 Shields thingy which I think could get pretty messy with different clans getting dragged into a bloody battle royale mix to fight for the right to get the Holy Grail to get their wish granted. OH SH*T! WRONG ANIME!!! Fate/Stay Yome it is not!

As for the characters, the big focus here is on Chise as she continues to sort out her thoughts and feelings after everything that has happened. While she tries to be noble and be concerned for others, but as others can see her, her actions are rather rash and she does it all without thinking about the future consequences. Only because of lady luck (AKA the script), the situation is resolved in a way that does bring something very unfavourable to her. So perhaps that is why Chise is often having that worried looks on her face? She might know about this problem but at her level, what else can she do about it? I guess it shows that despite her curse and powers she got, she is still human as she is struggling with her self-worth. Elias feels a bit more side-lined here. Often playing more of a supporting role. After all, he is still trying to understand humans and I’m not saying Chise is a bad teacher, some things that time to learn. Well, to the benefit of Elias, he has all the time in the world to learn.

The new characters don’t seem to make much impact here as I personally don’t find them memorable. At least for this season. The new friends Chise made at the College don’t really stand out. For instance, I thought Rian would have a more proactive role after that stunning request to Chise to teach him magic. What happened to that? He then is relegated to a minor character. Maybe it’s not his turn yet. Yes, he too has his own past and family circumstances but it is not fleshed out in this part of the season. Then there’s the strange Philomela who is always having that worried looks on her face. Feels like she could explode and cast a deadly curse upon the world! Again, she has some weird family circumstances but nothing conclusive although it is intriguing. For now, it is Lucy who is being focused because of her family’s massacre. But that too doesn’t feel complete so we’ll have to wait for the next part to see how it all plays out. These young ladies including Alice, they sure have some personal issues at hand, don’t they? And I’m starting to think Zoe has a thing for Lucy because she took off his earmuffs and revealed those snake hair. Strange. Do snakes and spiders go well together?

With Chise attending College, this means that many of the characters from the first season do not appear like Oberon and Titania. I’m sure there are many other characters too but obviously I would have forgotten about them at this point and won’t even remember them had I not referred to my previous blog. Yeah, even so, who that character again? Those who do appear also felt a bit paltry like Silky and Ruth. Silky continues to stay at home and watch over it while Ruth is just being like Chise’s guardian dog. Again, not very much of an impact but I guess it is better than those characters who didn’t even turn up this season at all.

For this season, Studio Kafka took over from Wit Studio. This is a relatively new company and this series is actually their first works. While the character designs largely still remain the same, however I think they look a bit weird. Uhm, can I say that their face looks a bit, uhm, fatter?! I don’t know, looking at the girls’ face like Chise, Lucy and Philomela, it just gives off that one kind look. In fact, the characters have this one kind look as the details on their face look a bit simpler. And of course being in the College filled with strange mages and supernatural beings, some characters look really strange like some sort of weird chimera like Alexandra and Simeon. Although it is a good thing they aren’t nightmare fuel. Aside the character designs, at least what I like about the art and animation quality are the background and sceneries. They still look quite gorgeous and of high quality especially the visual effects like the water and particles in the air. Sometimes I prefer to look at those rather than the characters. Though, sometimes spoiled by the weird CGI but thankfully those are very far and few in between.

There’s a host of new seiyuus joining this season in addition to those retained from the first season. Because first and foremost… OH MAH GAWD MAMIKO NOTO MAKING HER CAMEO AS THAT FEMALE WOLF ENEMY???!!! OMG IT’S HER!!! Thank goodness they didn’t kill her off… At least there’s a possibility she might return next time. Heh. The rest of the casts are Minami Tsuda as Lucy (Yui in YuruYuri), Maki Kawase as Philomela (Yuna in Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear), Seiichirou Yamashita as Rian (Cid in Kage No Jitsuryokusha Ni Naritakute), Daiki Kobayashi as Zoe (Nico in Nanbaka), Koutarou Nishiyama as Isaac (Sagyo in Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu), Reina Ueda as Veronica (Lemon in Mashle), Kousuke Toriumi as Narcisse (Nozel in Black Clover), Daiki Yamashita as Violet (Midoriya in Boku No Hero Academia), Minami Tanaka as Jasmine (Mary in Kakegurui), Mami Koyama as Liza (Big Mom in One Piece), Miki Natsutani as April, Mari Uchiyama as May, Aya Endo as Alexandra (Tchaikovsky in ClassicaLoid – note she is also the voice of Silky so could her character be Silky in disguise?), Sayuri Sadaoka as Lizbeth (Makiko in Muteki Kanban Musume), Mitsu Iwata as Simeon, Makoto Furukawa as Fabio (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Mayumi Tsukishima as Sofia, and Mitsuo Iwata as Simeon (Pyoro in Vandread).

The opening theme, Dear by Junna sounds weird. I’m not sure if this is some sort of Bollywood song because it sure has what I think are Indian or Arabian musical vibes. At least for the first half of the song. And then it becomes some generic and dramatic rock piece. Can’t say I like it very much. The same can be said for the ending theme, Mubansou by Edda. Though, it fares slightly better but this slow rock isn’t my cup of tea either.

Overall, I still stand by my assessment of this season being boring and confusing unlike many other reviewers out there who have lots of positive things to say about it. I’m not really into this genre or subject as it didn’t even spur a sliver of my interest after watching this. Good news I’m not a freaky occult nerd? Yeah. Maybe. But still a ‘refreshing’ series-cum-sequel too watch since I have been watching too many of those isekai and high school romcom types recently! Heh. Maybe I should stick with those. Those who are enchanted by this supernatural and magical tale are free to continue to heap praises on this fantasy series. It’s a free (anime) world after all. But don’t worry, I’m still giving this series a chance when the next part of this season comes around. Though, not putting too much hope on it! So I’m not sure if I am bugged with some sort of supernatural curse that has me not retaining memories of many of the animes I have watched over the years!

Boku No Kokoro No Yabai Yatsu

There is always that one girl in class or school who is beautiful, popular and adored by many guys and girls. Many dream of wanting to be in her circle of friends and some even as far as to date her. But wait. However there is one particular boy who doesn’t like her for whatever reasons. And thus harbours this deep secret dream of killing her! OMFG!!! REALLY?! That was the curious synopsis of Boku No Kokoro No Yabai Yatsu that got my attention and made me want to check out how far he can go with it. But I can already see it from miles away even before starting watching this series. This is not some sort of horror murder drama thriller. It is romantic comedy. Ah yes. See where this is going? Eventually the boy will fall in love with the popular girl and what are the chances this popular girl too has a crush on him? I guess love really ‘killed’ them.

Episode 1
Kyoutarou Ichikawa knows he is not right in the head. Because he loves to kill and wants to see dead bodies! The girl whom he detest most and wants to see dead is his classmate and school’s most popular model, Anna Yamada. Oh yeah. Can’t wait to carve up her body! During recess, he goes to the library where it is quiet. However he sees Yamada doing some weird shenanigans that definitely earned some comeback monologues. Eventually whatever she is doing, he eventually lends his cutter to her in which she eventually keeps. Oh, this potato chips bag for him as thanks? It’s empty so throw it away! Don’t you just want to kill her?! As the class does their presentation, he notices Yamada very disinterested. When it is his group’s turn, Yamada can be seen close to tears. Did he offend her or something? Then as she gets distracted outside, this causes the class to also look. Ichikawa tries to get the attention back by ripping his presentation paper? Well, it’s over, not like we’re needing it anyway. Later at the library, a hiding Ichikawa notices chubby classmate, Honoka Hara talking to Yamada for advice about her body weight. But it seems Kenta Kanzaki likes fat girls! Obviously the mood is getting good between them when Ichikawa accidentally drops a book. Trying to pass it off as a cat? Yamada goes to him and pretends to be another cat! So the rest think the cats are fighting. And so the lovebirds go off together as Ichikawa is frustrated he once again helped Yamada. Later at the bookstore, he notices Yamada disguising herself. Seems she is scaring off certain girls reading a certain magazine and also trying to mess up the placement. Ichikawa buys a copy and notes her modelling pictures inside. Throws it away. On second thought, maybe he’ll keep it. On the way to school, Ichikawa notices some guy trying to hit on Yamada. Obviously she is not interested. When he gets forceful to add her to his social media and she gives in, Ichikawa thought it isn’t his business but soon his reflex takes over as he throws his bicycle into the river to break them up?! Chihiro Kobayashi saw what happened and tells Yamada about it. So he stepped on the gas instead?! No wonder Yamada is laughing because he is a funny guy!

Episode 2
Ichikawa is frustrated seeing Yamada trying to fill up some tiny cup many times over just for her snack. And she’s spilling it all over the floor! He can’t stand it and rushes to get a cup. By the time he returns, she’s already done eating the snack. He passes it off as drinking a cup of water. She gives the rest of the snacks to him. WTF… With the heatwave, Yamada is definitely sweating, Shou Adachi wants to go up close to see her bra. Ichikawa foils this by dropping his cutter as distraction, enough to time for Yamada and friends to leave. At the library, Yamada notices Ichikawa’s fan and wants to borrow. She finds it has a nice smell. Then she gets a call from a friend and proceeds to hide under the table. Here comes Kobayashi as she is looking for her. She sits with Ichikawa (obviously panicking as a hot girl is touching his legs beneath) and talks about the good side of her friend. Like how Kobayashi is allergic to snacks so Yamada ate it outside her room under pretence of a toilet break. After also describing her good looks, Yamada comes out of her hiding and the friends go off. All that anxiety, Ichikawa now rushes to the toilet. Ichikawa’s class is doing preparations for the cultural festival. WTF he notices Hara’s boobs and wants a closer look?! Only if Yamada didn’t jump scare him as she is playing a ghost role! Soon, the class notices Yamada’s name on the tombstone painting. Ichikawa wonders if Hara has a grudge against her. However Ichikawa takes the blame for it and even spouts nonsense about accepting death! It is then Hara admits she was the one who wrote the name but all the tombstones have common names. For some reason, Yamada apologizes to Ichikawa. But since tombstones don’t look like one without names, Ichikawa writes his name on all of them! During the festival, Ichikawa sees that hot guy and his groupie trying to hit on Yamada and hers. Wow, they accepted? Ichikawa follows them but also notes this guy is cool because he helped pulled his bicycle out of the river. The tailing ends up having Ichikawa and Yamada exploring a Kyoto map exhibit. After pointing out where they live, Yamada borrows his handphone to snap a selfie of them, leaving him in his usual shock.

Episode 3
Ichikawa isn’t feeling good so he goes to rest at the infirmary. God damn! Yamada is there too?! He thinks it is perfect time to kill her but looks like she is awake. She hands him some pills for his headache. He ponders to take them and drink from the same cup. Indirect kiss? Then she leaves and it startles him. Guess he didn’t needed that drink. Since she forgot her jersey, WTF he is blaming some mind control parasite for making his hand wanting to take it? The nurse then throws it to him to give it to her. When he returns, Yamada is seen rushing back to the infirmary to get what she left behind: Her candies. Adachi talking to his buddies about sex via personality test. Then he hands Ichikawa a note for Yamada. Thinking it is a lewd question, he swaps it with a picture he drew of a heroine that is based on Yamada. See Yamada fluster. Adachi gets bolder as he has Yamada and her friends touch his fist in some sort of way. This is to indicate what kind of sex position they like?! WTF Yamada struggling to put on her shirt?! Later Yamada forcefully pries open Ichikawa’s hands thinking he stole some of her snacks. None. But Ichikawa thinks she likes the riding on top sex position?! During basketball practice, Ichikawa flusters when Yamada stares at him. As she is not concentrating, the ball hit her right in the face. Oh my, she’s bleeding nonstop! As she is taken to the infirmary, Ichikawa follows. OMG seriously, a trail of blood?! Hiding underneath the bed, he hears Yamada sobs while talking to mom (it’s serious, her bleeding still flowing!). Somehow Ichikawa feels for her and starts crying. Then she drops her wallet. He sees that drawing of his framed inside. Then he realizes he is in love with her. Next day, Yamada still turns up with school but with a huge bandage on her nose. She cries to her friends about it because her mom and manager were worried about it and it hurts her when they said such stuffs happen all the time for kids. Ichikawa feels she is most matured and then shuts Adachi and his pals up before they can make some stupid joke. Later Ichikawa notices Yamada has run out of tissues after crying a lot. Trying not to be so obvious to leave a pack for her at the library, he leaves one on each table! Yeah, she uses it to clean her fingers after eating her snacks. Oh well, at least she looks like her normal self.

Episode 4
Yeah. Ichikawa trying to figure out about the meaning of liking Yamada. Mental illness? Yeah… Later he notices Yamada trying to sneak out milk from lunch. No, it’s to feed stray cats but to mix it and make her own snack! Of course Ichikawa tries to warn her but gets roped into her shenanigans to go get a proper bowl or something. Since the home economics room is locked, they try the science lab. Wow, Ichikawa making drugs or something as he uses the beaker and other measuring instruments. They make the snack but a teacher busted them. Strange liquid spilt all over Yamada… What it looks like? Ichikawa notices Rin Kanaoya doesn’t like Yamada. Sometimes she tries to sabotage her. Then at the library, Kanaoya is there as Yamada beckons her. Ichikawa thinks of interfering but Kanaoya’s friend, Serina Yoshida stops him and makes him observe. It seems Kanaoya wants to apologize for all the troubles she caused. Including the one throwing a basketball at her and causing her nose to bleed. Well, Yamada wasn’t even aware nor does she care so they become like friends and take photos and swap each other’s face? Weird. Yamada then hitches a ride on Ichikawa’s bicycle as they talk about stuffs. Obviously Ichikawa overthinks of all the bad things but luckily none happens. On a day off, Ichikawa is forced to accompany his big sister, Kana and at the fast food, his worst fears come true as Yamada and friends are also here. He goes to buy something else as Yamada follows him and talks about his sister. Then they bought the same ice cream and she teases him for copying her. At school, Yamada is called by the teacher because the school forbids bringing snacks and Yamada is known to bring them. The school found proof of snack wrappers in the bin but Yamada denies throwing it because she always took it home. Did she just admit? Ichikawa being a busybody gets roped in by Yamada to go see the teacher together. Ichikawa using his twisted logic to explain and make Yamada look innocent since she was just answering the question straight. The teacher agrees but is impressed since Ichikawa talked a lot! Keep it up! To thank him, Yamada gives him choose one of her snacks. His choice makes her tease him for being like a little kid.

Episode 5
For a group assignments, students have to form groups of 6. Since Yamada’s side only has 4, Adachi and the guys think they can get lucky and join in. Of course the girls see no reason to pick them so they become the kings to see who can enter. By majority vote, they pick Kanzaki. He isn’t too happy since he wants to be in Hara’s group. So Ichikawa has to make some excuses that he is the brainy type and thus belongs in Hara’s group or something. So I guess the ‘smart’ ones go join that group and thus leaving only Adachi and Ichikawa to join Yamada’s group. The group of dummies, right? Of course Yamada knows Ichikawa is a smart person himself and whispers his high test score. Later Hara talks to Yamada at the library. It seems she is already going out with Kanzaki and wants some advice from her. But Yamada clears the air she has no boyfriend now and never before. So as they hang out and take pictures, oh man, Ichikawa in the background behind the library cupboard makes it look like a ghost! So he gets busted but Hara doesn’t mind. Hara thinks they have something going on. As Ichikawa leaves, he can’t stop thinking about Yamada having no boyfriend. He then realizes there is something wrong with himself and that he is in love. It is raining but Ichikawa has his raincoat. Did Yamada forget her umbrella? She wants to borrow his to go buy an umbrella. Since she forgot her bag, he rushes to give it to her. Then he is made to get her purse inside. Uhm, is that her umbrella? Oh, so it’s broken. Later he tries it and finds it working. Did she not want to admit her mistake? She returns with an umbrella and more snacks. She gives him one and then tells him the answer she never gave him: She is in love. Panic, he thinks he is referring to the snacks. Yamada’s group goes visit a manga office as their assignment. Adachi letting his perverted desires flow free. Noticing that Ichikawa is so eager to see the Baki works but is too shy, Yamada gets assertive so he can start his appreciation. Once it’s over, as they take the lift down, it got too crowded so Yamada and Ichikawa’s face are too close to each other. Uhm, door’s open, still want to freeze like that? Ichikawa then goes to the toilet, realizing that his love for Yamada is only 1 way. When he exits, only Yamada is waiting. Looks like she didn’t make it clear to the rest and got left behind. Just missed the train.

Episode 6
While Ichikawa feels he is lucky, apparently it is not for Yamada. She starts feeling sorry and even crying. This is embarrassing. To calm her down, he buys her a drink. Then they board the next train and since she fears they might get separated, she sticks close to him. Yeah. Too close. When they reunite, Kobayashi sincerely apologizes since she was supposed to look out for the team but failed. It’s okay, everybody makes mistakes. At school, Yamada introduces this manga, Kimi-iro Octave for him to read. He wants to read it at home but she insists doing it now. The struggle causes her boobs to crash into his face?! Then as she leaves, for some reason he calls out to her asking if she’ll come by tomorrow. Definitely. Back home, he ponders the position how she read the manga. He exactly knows how after snack crumbs fall off the pages. Later Adachi talks to Ichikawa to ask if Yamada has any boyfriend. Well, they’re close, right? Adachi then starts to talk all her sexy parts but Ichikawa won’t stay to listen. This has Ichikawa wonder if he likes her or not. Because if he sees her as some sort of sexual fantasy, then he must not be in love, right? One day, a horrifying sign at the library’s bulletin: No food allowed! Oh gosh! How will Yamada eat her snacks?! They discuss if someone ratted her out because otherwise, why put such an obvious sign since nobody else does it. Well, they’re not going to suspect their friends, no? So when they talk to the teacher, she mentions about finding a lozenge wrapper in the bin. Oh, so it’s Yamada’s fault? Ichikawa wonders if this means Yamada will stop coming to the library. What does he care, right? Oh, no sign is going to stop her from eating because she still brings snacks there to munch! But then Ichikawa sees a teacher coming by. Quickly he grabs her hand. Might look like an indecent scene but the teacher moves along. Saved Yamada in a way but too bet for her chocolate. Squashed. Melted. After this awkward incident, Ichikawa thought it is for the best Yamada won’t show up at the library anymore. But she still did. And with snacks! Just lesser amount of it! So that’s what she meant about laying snacks of. Just a third of it. Oh Yamada. She never changed…

Episode 7
While doing some research on Yamada on the internet, Ichikawa is shocked to learn she is on a TV show. Wait, it’s airing right now! Quick! Go watch! Oh, it’s over. Ichikawa’s confusing statement that he likes her but doesn’t want to go out with her. Which is it? During the class marathon, Ichikawa tries not to let Yamada catch up to him. Yeah, she did. Because her jersey is making her hard to breathe, she takes it off. Ichikawa notices her shirt is put on backwards. Don’t worry, she can swap it without taking it off while running! Back in class, he realizes their jerseys are swapped. It’s so obvious but nobody seems to notice it yet. How to let her know without sounding the alarm and make himself look bad? During class, Ichikawa tries to answer the teacher’s question. In the midst, he tries to hint to Yamada but she doesn’t get it. Until recess, he keeps a close eye on her and it’s almost like a heart attack game. Eventually she somewhat notices it and at the infirmary, swaps it back with him. Then some measuring shenanigans as Ichikawa doesn’t want to be measured. This causes her to trip on the weighing scale. Oh, did he see her weight? Saw but forgot! Soon, the class is abuzz that Yamada is going to star in a movie with some famous actor and director. Ichikawa notices she doesn’t look happy. The class then change seats. So close for Ichikawa as he didn’t get to sit next to Yamada. She is right in front there with Adachi. Behind her is Hara whom Ichikawa is next too. Because of Yamada’s height, she is blocking his view. So much so Hara shares her notes with her and this makes Yamada’s jealous. Later she hints this jealousy to him so he mentions all he can see is her. I think she mistook it the wrong way! But yeah, Hara later clarifies with the teacher so Yamada and Hara swap places. Yay. Ichikawa gets to be next to her. Later Ichikawa asks her about the movie and she suddenly gets excited to talk about it. Was it because nobody was asking about her role? Then she practises her lines with him. This looks embarrassing in public so better do it some place private. But isn’t this room a bit too cramp? Practice is over and it makes Yamada’s day when Ichikawa hints he will go see the movie. Ichikawa then catches that TV show. Yamada has no lines throughout the duration. Somehow he feels relieved but fears Yamada might be feeling upset. Just overthinking because next day, she happily talks about it to her friends. Yeah, lots of screen time!

Episode 8
Ichikawa tutoring Kobayashi? Yamada not pleased… Kobayashi then tells a joke about Yamada how her face got cream and because she had a hard time cleaning it, she stuffed more cream on it! Made him laugh. Kobayashi is surprised he laughed so Yamada claims he has done so on many occasions. During the teacher’s meeting with the parents, Ichikawa is disheartened to see Yamada sitting next to his mom. Yeah, they’re interacting like they’re good friends and even trading sweets. Once the meeting is done, mom talks to her son about this lovely young lady she had a chat with. Pity she didn’t ask her name. Ichikawa says it is Yamada. To his shock, Yamada was just coming up from the back. She too is in surprise so she says nothing and leaves. While studying in the library, Yamada puts a sweet on the table. Then the teacher walks in. Ichikawa needs to warn her so he tries to whisper in her ear. Critical damage… He manages to hide the sweet. One rainy day, Ichikawa forgot his raincoat and just cycled in the rain. He stumbles into Yamada who gives him some snacks. However after they part, he realizes she gave the wrong box (tampons?) so he rushes back to find and give it back to her. Ichikawa then has this strange dream of a giant Yamada and a tiny Yamada. He wakes up realizing he is sick. How long has it been since he missed school? He didn’t care for whoever is ringing at the doorbell until he realizes it is Yamada. He goes to greet her as she is just leaving and invites her for tea. Both blame themselves for yesterday’s rain that got him sick. As Ichikawa tries to change, he collapses. Yamada realizes he is taking too long and checks. She is shocked to see him unconscious and tries to put clothes on him as she also hugs him. Well, he is still in a daze. Is this a dream? When he wakes up, Kana is by his side. Well, that Yamada thing not a dream because she left a badly written get well card for him. Later, mom says she met Yamada outside the house. She was panicky for a while that she crashed herself into the pole! Ichikawa goes off to school and looks like Yamada has caught a bit of his flu. He claims he can’t remember much of yesterday and thinks it was a dream. Do tell, she wants to interpret the dream!

Episode 9
Yamada going the roundabout way to get Ichikawa to share his Line ID. Too bad he didn’t get the hint and give excuses why he can’t. Then when Moeko Sekine easily exchanges ID with him, this makes Yamada jealous. Then when Sekine claims Ishimuro wants Yamada’s ID, Yamada tries to make Ichikawa jealous by sounding like she is close to him since she lives in the same block as that bugger. It is only then Ichikawa realizes Yamada’s attempts to get his Line ID. Maybe next time, huh? Haruya Nanjou tries to get Yamada to come to his house and play some game. It seems Kobayashi is excited and wants to come so he agrees for both of them to come. Though, Yamada doesn’t want to. The friends try to warn her that Nanjou is a playboy and is going after Yamada but Kobayashi doesn’t believe. At the library, some girls try to ask Yamada if she has a boyfriend. Since they’re persistent, she yells she doesn’t and then looks at Ichikawa’s way. Oh boy. The girls get the hint and leave. Then Nanjou is seen coming by so Yamada pretends to kiss Ichikawa (at least it looked so in this angle). Nanjou sees this and leaves. This confuses Ichikawa. Soon Kobayashi realizes her friends were correct about Nanjou so she goes to apologize to Yamada and decided not to go. Because of that, Ichikawa wonders if his relationship with Yamada is only because she is using him. Well, many incidents in the past seem to look that way. As he avoids the library for several days, one day Yamada confronts him and wonders if he is mad at her. Then as she starts crying, he realizes she isn’t that kind of girl and just wanted an excuse to hate her. After assuring he doesn’t hate her, she gives him a big hug. On the way back, they talk about Kimi-iro Octave and find they like the same thing about it. She promises to lend him the latest volume next week. However she forgot to bring it and since she insists he needs to read this cliff-hanger, they need to meet up to do so (because winter break starts tomorrow). And this is where she asks for his Line ID. Meet up tomorrow.

Episode 10
On pretence to exchange manga, Ichikawa and Yamada meet on Christmas Eve. Yeah, she is dressed so pretty while he dresses like a stalker! Of course, the more you look at it, the more it looks like a date as Ichikawa starts to overthink and be very self-conscious about the whole thing. While having lunch at a café, Yamada has him record her eating. Uhm, sure she want to upload this gluttonous video up to social media? Well, she’s not uploading it. But sending it only to him! She also reminds him to look at the real deal. Woah! Too fast! Then he accompanies her shopping. In the midst of that, Kana shows up so he panics. She wants to meet her but he says now it is not the time. So Yamada reels him into the dressing room with her. Another very close proximity. Then she asks him when. Maybe another time. This makes her happy but she forgot to zip her back so he has a nice and anxious time looking at her bra line. Time flies when you’re having fun and although it was tiring, Ichikawa notes it was fun. Yamada is glad because never talked about himself this way. Then she gives him her scarf. As they take the last train home, because it is so packed, they have to keep holding hands. Don’t worry, she’ll not think of you as some creep. So much so, they forgot how to let go and continue walking home holding hands. She hopes to see him again on New Year. Ichikawa noting that his feelings may have gotten across to her. It could be that she knows he likes her. Back home, looks like an inner version of Ichikawa pops up to have him think about what he said to Yamada. Yes, the ‘not now’ part. Like as though he has a chance with her. Ichikawa gives excuses that Yamada is always touchy with her friends so she might be doing the same to him. But if she is still hanging out with him after that, then maybe it is true. It is suggested he gets himself in shape. I don’t think a few push ups will change anything. A text from Yamada scares him. So is he trying to blame these feelings on her? He brushes everything off will be fine.

Episode 11
Ichikawa’s family return to grandma’s home in the snowy mountains. However while he was walking alone, he slipped off the cliff and broke his arm. Don’t worry, it’s not fatal. So that night, he felt the need to text Yamada about it and of course she got worried and called him via video call. However Ichikawa soon realizes Kana is watching and is forced to hang up. He is expecting to be teased but I guess Kana is sleepy so it is whatever for her as she returns to bed. Ichikawa returns texting with Yamada and explains he explained their relationship to Kana as friends. For now. They continue talking as she tells him some exercise to make his arm feel better. On the way back, I guess Kana is starting to tease him about Yamada, especially that he has a chance with her. She thought she was a boy due to her bad handwriting. Kana wants him to introduce Yamada to her but Ichikawa isn’t amused. Back home, Ichikawa stumbles into Yamada. Awkward? He gives her this doggie souvenir and this makes her happy. On New Year’s Eve as he is alone at the convenience store, Nanjou sees him and has him hang out with his girlfriend and Sekine. Since he is still interested in Yamada, he tries to get Ichikawa to spill some details since the girls won’t tell him. He won’t. So after telling the girls to go get him some drink, Nanjou talks to him seriously about this. He won’t tell the girls he spilled the beans but Ichikawa still refuses. Sekine returns to ‘save’ Ichikawa as she claims they are friends and wants him to walk her home. As they do that, Ichikawa admitting he likes Yamada. But Sekine already knows. It was obvious. After Sekine left, Ichikawa feels the need to call Yamada. She is surprised he is calling her. Well, can’t say he wanted to hear her voice! Oh well, Happy New Year.

Episode 12
Ichikawa has this perfect plan to visit the shrine with his family and then hang out with Yamada too. Only, if Yamada didn’t arrive early and waiting! Kana is teasing for her brother to go meet her. Don’t bother. Here she comes! Awkward. She joins the family and at the prayer box because Ichikawa has an arm injured and can’t pray properly, she becomes his other hand to complete it. Don’t they just look cute? They are to part but Kana still wants to make a good impression on her and invites Yamada to their house. Do you think she will turn it down? Didn’t think so. Ichikawa fears Kana would find out about the doggie souvenir and tries to hide the one hanging on Yamada’s waist. Kana misinterprets he is getting touchy with her. Kana then shows all of her brother’s yearbooks. I guess some were bad memories so they stop. Kana then goes out to meet her friends. She thanks Yamada for being friends with him. Yamada wants to call Kana her sister! That sure blew her away. Now that the duo are home alone, Yamada goes through more of his old photos. Then she notices this murder book he is reading and thinks he is into psychology. Trying to get him to read her mind? She almost stumbles into that magazine that features her so Ichikawa tries to stop her and it makes them look like they’re in a compromising position. I guess that’s enough for today so she snaps some pics of his photos and hopes to show him hers. So that’s an invitation to her home, right? Back in school, he tells her that he hated coming to school and tried finding excuses to opt out of events. Those murder books he read was some sort of an armour to come to school and excuse why he won’t fit in. But these days, he doesn’t hate it anymore. He has her to thank. However she claims he should thank himself because had he not come to school, they would never have talked. They hug each other as he thanks her again. They have to break up since Sekine spots them and thinks they’re already doing it. Yamada offers him a sweet. Thanks.

Murder He Wrote: To Kill A Mocking Babe
Well, the girl didn’t die yet. So I guess this means we’re getting a second season, right? Oh heck we are! See you soon when Ichikawa finally achieves his goal and kills Yamada as he dumps her mutilated and ‘beautiful’ corpse into the sea! HAHAHAHA!!! Or we’re all just dying to see them get closer together and become and official couple. Yeah. I think that one will be a more probable follow up to this season. Sighs.

Honestly, what was I thinking? Here am I thinking that this was actually going to be the main plot or at least a big chunk of the series: Ichikawa actually fantasizing and trying to carry out gruesome ways to murder Yamada! Yes! This was what I was actually thinking would happen! Of course I would believe that in the course of all that and at the very end, or perhaps even the earliest hallway through, all his failed attempts would make him somehow realize that he doesn’t hate her and has been in love with her. Well, turns out this whole murder thingy ended as quickly as in the first episode as the rest of the season is about Ichikawa trying to give excuses why he isn’t in love with Yamada but really is. So it’s like him watching all her strange shenanigans and then slowly falling for her. Yeah. That’s basically what the whole series is about. And to think that I was also thinking this would be some sort of Looney Tunes kind of plot as Ichikawa would fail hard and get slapstick-like punishments like Wile E. Coyote while Yamada escapes flawlessly like the Road Runner, oh damn, really, what the heck was I actually thinking???!!!

So basically, I guess the whole charm of the series is about hearing Ichikawa’s monologues or as I should put it, his witty or sarcastic comeback lines as he watches Yamada do her strange activities. Some call it cute while some call it strange. Can I call it boring?! Oh hell, don’t throw brickbats at me yet. While I admit that I do sometimes feel boring (I can’t believe Ichikawa didn’t actually go and try to MURDER Yamada), but it is still not all that bad. After all, both are very quirky in their own nature so there is also some sort of fun seeing the duo interact with each other. Quirky + quirky = even more quirky! Like some sort of chemical reaction in which the result is funniness. Oh heck, I didn’t take up chemistry so sorry for bad references.

Making this whole series work is of course the dynamic interaction between Ichikawa and Yamada. Their quirkiness stole the hearts of a lot of viewers, I suppose. It is obvious from the start that both of them like each other and there are many interactions and incidents between them that screams out so. We are just being kept frustrated that they having make it official to each other and start dating each other. But I guess that is also part of the charm for us to keep coming back for more. Imagine if they confessed and started becoming a couple in the early episodes, that would take a way a whole lot of fun. Would Ichikawa and Yamada remain as they are? Because right now by teasing us with the strange interactions, they still remain who they are. I doubt they would change if they ever become official but I guess there’s a risk they will. Hence status quo is always better until they’re both ready to take the plunge. Not double lovers suicide, mind you! So take your time. We can wait until next season.

And as said and seen so many times, Ichikawa doesn’t actually hate Yamada. For whatever reasons he told us that at the beginning, that fizzled out really quickly as he is left to be drawn to all her weird antics. I mean, this guy can actually ignore her or get out of her life (like not be in the same library sanctuary with her) but he chose to stay and observe her. This already tells us a lot that he likes her, right? Of course, Ichikawa himself is socially awkward and doesn’t have many friends and thus his monologues and comebacks on Yamada are some sort of love letters to her? Heh. Sorry if I failed in trying to sound poetic there. Basically we have heard Ichikawa admit himself that he likes Yamada. But he often gives dumb excuses why he is not. I don’t know, is he trying to confuse us? But damn, he only confused himself and got into a lot of ‘troubles’ with Yamada. In view of that, I don’t think he dislikes all those ‘troubles’. Just that he feels a bit weird because of Yamada’s close proximity and how she can be touchy without a second thought. Remember, even if Ichikawa is socially awkward, he is still a guy and has some common sense in this area. Get what I’m saying?

As for Yamada, we too also obviously know and have seen that she has taken a liking for Ichikawa. Perhaps he is different. I take that as him being awkward and thus funny. I believe it is because Yamada leads a strict life or at least society expects something of her. She is after all a pretty popular model and hence expectations are to be met. That is why she harbours to be with Ichikawa as because he is technically a nobody, he has this freedom. Freedom to be himself. By being with him, she too can be herself. This includes all the snacks and sweets she loves to binge on because is he going to be some moral police and stop her? Think not. And of course, because she likes him, sometimes the weird way she speaks and actions translate to that. After all, she doesn’t want to leave some sort of bad impression despite some of her actions that are bold enough to make Ichikawa blush and hence the awkwardness. So when you have 2 people who are crushing each other and act all so weirdly, that’s our entertainment value, people. Even more so when both are almost opposites to each other. Well, you know what they say about opposites attract.

As for the rest of the other characters, they aren’t really prominent nor that memorable. I surmise that this is so that they don’t take away the focus on Ichikawa x Yamada. Because of that, we can definitely vouch the solidness of their relationship. Unfortunately because of that, this relegates many of the other characters as lesser than supporting casts. Like Yamada’s circle of friends, I don’t really know what to say about them but I guess they’re good friends with her and perhaps at most Kobayashi being the petite big sister of the pack and trying to look out for Yamada. Then there is Adachi who I suppose is supposed to be some joker or loser but good thing or not, his role is just minimal so I’m just going to cast him as an idiot. That’s all. Then there is Nanjou who could be the threat to Ichikawa and Yamada’s status quo happiness because he looks like he is trying to get Yamada into his circle but for now he is not that desperate, going so far as to rock the boat. Imagine, Nanjou is the one who kills Yamada out of jealousy! OMFG I better be wrong!

The art and animation style, I have to admit they are a mixed baggage. If I have to put it in a word, that would be strange. Especially for some characters like Yamada and Ichikawa. Don’t they look a bit strange rather than cute? Take a look at Ichikawa’s head shape. Uhm, isn’t it a bit too oval? Is this supposed to add to the effect of the strangeness of his character? Even stranger as he has spirals for eyes! Must run in the family since Kana too has them. Isn’t this a bit creepy? And then you look at Yamada. Yes, she is a cutie 2D babe. But the longer I look at her face, the stranger vibes it gives off. Oh heck, even the rest of the other characters have this strange one kind looks to it. While they may look simplistic and close to being a bit cartoonish, I still can’t help feel that they do have that one kind look. Sure, the original manga has them look like that but I suppose if that’s the case, they still look pretty weird to me. And to think that Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san looks slightly better than this. Sheesh. Weird. Note, this series was written by the same author who wrote Mitsudomoe and thus perhaps that uncanny resemblance. Also, this anime adaptation was done by Shin-Ei Animation who also did Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san and thus why I thought there were some similarities too.

For the voice acting, pretty okay as it was a pleasant surprise to hear Yukari Tamura as Kana as well as Jun Fukuyama making a cameo as Ichikawa’s inner voice. Then there is Aki Toyosaki as Hara who is a bit hard to spot since her character doesn’t have much of an appearance. And yes, Nobuhiko Okamoto as Adachi. Have to stop pigeonholing him to voice angsty characters since he has voiced many normal school characters too without hints in his voice that he is going to blow his top (like Mamahaha No Tsurego Ga Motokano Datta, Kawaii Dake Ja Nai Shikimori-san and even in Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san).

The other casts are Shun Horie as Ichikawa (Kazuya in Kanojo Okarishimasu), Hina Yomiya as Yamada (Kumi in Ars No Kyojuu), Ayaka Asai as Kobayashi (Hazuki in Hibike! Euphonium), Megumi Han as Sekine (Kahono in Black Clover), Atsumi Tanezaki as Yoshida (Anya in Spy x Family), Nobunaga Shimazaki as Nanjou (Shido in Date A Live), Yuu Serizawa as Kanaoya (Yumemi in Kakegurui) and Gen Sato as Kanzaki (Finn in High Card). The opening theme, Shayou by Yorushika is a moderate pop rock. Nothing appealing to me and sometimes sounds a bit boring. The ending theme, Suu Sentimental by Kohana Lam also has some same vibes. A bit of a ballad but I guess it’s also sometimes a bit boring for me.

Overall, this series is heart-warming and cute to watch especially if you’re into this romcom genre. Lots of smiles from the antics and shenanigans from our main couple in love because obviously love makes them all even more awkward. Yeah, it’s fun to watch how it happens to other people, right? How cute. But so sorry, no dead bodies of pretty and popular girls! I doubt it would highly turn into that kind of series. But damn, really, still can’t get over myself for actually thinking like that. Does that make me awkward? Well, I’m not so worried about the dangers in my heart but rather the dangers in my mind…

Megami No Cafe Terrace

Grandma’s café that has been running for years going to close down because our sweet lovely lady has just passed on. End of an era. End of the story! Just kidding! Oh well, looks like her grandson now has to reluctantly take over but he can’t really do so yet because somehow there are 5 cute girls living there?! Like, how?! I don’t know, but I guess Megami No Cafe Terrace is not the kind of show where these girls serve up shady services nor it is one that is going to be filled with explicit fanservice. Though, fanservice is part of the label and that’s how it baited me to watch it. Just put cute 2D girls on the promotional poster and I’m definitely sold. So our main guy here needs to find a way to keep this café running and even more so that his hands are full trying to work with these ladies, each with their own quirky persona. They should run a comedy house sometimes, just saying…

Episode 1
Hayato Kasukabe returns to the seaside café named Familia that her recently departed grandma runs. He hasn’t been back in 3 years so it’s been a while. As he sits down pondering his next move, he is in for a shock as he sees not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4 but 5 cute ladies in their underwear living here! They beat him up thinking he is a burglar. But even after he explains himself, they tie him up just in case. Folks, meet Ouka Makuzawa, Ami Tsuruga, Riho Tsukishima, Akane Hououji and Shiragiku Ono. They were working for grandma about a year ago and started living here. They know all about Hayato as grandma often talked about him. However Hayato asserts he owns this place and has the right to kick them out. Doesn’t matter if grandma called them family or not or if they paid for her funeral expenses. This is his house! Dickhead. After all, he is going to sell this place, tear it down and build a parking lot. So as the girls ponder their next move, Riho thinks of using their feminine charms to get what they want. Yeah. That’s why we are watching this show, right?! Anyway, using Ouka as ‘first sacrifice’, she is to act like his master’s maid. He is not impressed. I hope he isn’t gay. He orders fried chicken despite Ouka only knows how to make pilaf. Yeah, she burnt them all. This has Hayato calculate the losses if she was making this in an hour. I don’t know what Ami’s plan is but he points out her very revealing outfit and this sends her into embarrassment. Whatever plan just failed. That night as he baths, he expects the girls to come in to wash his back in cliché fashion. Did not happen! He remembers getting an argument with grandma before leaving. It’s why their relationship was strained. Something about him wanting to go to Tokyo University, make lots of money by having working some scumbag to the bone. Grandma pointed out he is the scumbag to think as such. Doesn’t grandma want to be rich? A little money is enough for her.

Hayato is shocked to see Akane smoking but it’s just chocolate as she claims she is writing songs for her band. Riho sets her next plan in motion. This time Shiragiku as the real sacrificial lamb. A small drop of alcohol is enough to make her drunk. In this state, she turns into a pervert! Now she seduces Hayato in his bed. Riho’s plan is to snap pics of him in compromising position and blackmail him into letting them stay. Too bad this is ruined as Ami ‘saves the day’ by beating up Hayato, thinking he did something. Luckily or not, Shiragiku has no recollection of yesterday’s incident. Hayato invites a couple of guys to take a look at this place to make an estimate. When one of them manhandles the sign, Hayato refuses to let them have it. This has the girls wonder if he changed his mind. Ouka then cooks pilaf for him. She says grandma told her if anything happens to her, make it for her grandson as it is his favourite dish. As he eats, he remembers grandma raised him on her own after his parents died in an accident. He also saw her kowtowing to a debt collector for more time and defied the odds to sell this place. This was the reason why he wanted to go to university and make more money. After he learns that the girls at together with grandma, he has them show the accounts of this place. Mostly deficit and even more so after she hired the girls. Hence he has decided to run this place in grandma’s stead. He will take a year off university and see how it goes. If business fails, he will then only sell it. As master of this house, he has the right to stay and of course they can leave. Obviously everyone is going to stay and I suppose Ouka has no choice too. What choice does she have?

Episode 2
Hayato wants to delegate the chores but everybody is complaining why they can’t do it! Yeah, grandma always does it herself. Wait. Does this mean they caused grandma’s death by overworking?! What excuses they’re giving now?! Eventually they drag their feet to do it and they look more like fooling around or not putting their heart into it. They have this chance to strike back at him as Hayato carelessly mishandles Ouka’s undergarments in the machine. He doesn’t think much about it but apparently the girls are not too fond of it. It’s your fault. Hence he is made to clean the café alone as he remembers grandma’s coffee mill and how it made the best coffee roast. Shiragiku wants Hayato to eat with them together because they’re family. Are you sure it’s nothing else? Great timing for the sakura tree to bloom so dinner’s going to be great. Before the café’s opening, Hayato is going to let the girls taste the proud coffee he makes. IT SUCKS!!! Believe it! While his pride is somewhat tarnished later Akane shows it to him how it’s done. Tastes better? Wow. It is. Hence he has to put aside his pride and asks her to teach him. Akane remembers grandma telling him how he always sulks if he doesn’t get his way although he ends up apologizing the most. She agrees to teach him and he thought he could pull a fast one to claim she looks cuter if she smiles. Challenge accepted. There’s your cute smile. Riho thought Hayato asks her out on a date but she is the lesser of 5 ‘demons’ whom he needs to bring to go meet their business associates before the reopening. We see Riho using her cute charm and charisma to have those locals look forward to the reopening. Later as they pray at the shrine, Hayato wonders what’s up with her ditzy acting so she tells him off about his sulking look. Is that how one should look while paying a courtesy call? The world doesn’t revolve around you and it’s just proper manners to show respect to those who are helping you! She’s got a point. If he is running the café like that, they’ll definitely close down in a year. This has Hayato realize grandma had way more resolve than just running the café but also to raise him. Hayato decides to go back and talk to those people again. As a reward, Riho shows him her panties???!!! WTF?! So shocked this guy he falls down the stairs! Don’t worry, he’ll be alright. Anybody who can withstand Ami’s beating can surely survive this!

Episode 3
Hayato and Ouka continue to argue. Riho warns Hayato to make up with her because it’ll be bad for business as well as working environment. Even Akane advises to be straight up with Ouka and compliment her since she is that simple. Well, it’s going to be tough because each time Ouka does something disagreeable, he blows his top. Even if it is not his intention, he ends up saying stuffs that sounds like insulting her. Then one night he catches her trying out the waitress outfit for size. Trying not to get sarcastic, he tries to compliment her dress but comes off sounding more like an insult. But wait. She’s happy? You see, she was the one who designed the dress as she is taking a fashion course to be a fashion designer. Grandma once told her that Hayato might have a sharp tongue but he doesn’t lie. And for that, she is very happy about his compliment. As everyone meets up to discuss for tomorrow’s official opening, Hayato even pays them for last month. Where did he get the money? Yes, dabbling in stocks. So easy. Later Ami talks to him about why everyone is able to get along with him is because of grandma. Just when he thought she’s the smartest one, turns out she’s the dumbest as usual because she is trying to take credit for herself that because of her, she gets to stop any fights between them. Suddenly she gets very solemn telling him that precious things are broken easily. And if it’s her fault, she is sorry. Well, well… She broke his PC and handphone! Apparently she was serving tea while holding dumbbells! No prizes to guess what happened! And then on the news, a company that Hayato invested all his money in now has some scandal and the stocks are plummeting! Nobody else got a PC around?! Just like that, all savings went to zero. No more funds for the café… Ami thinks fondling her boobs would make it up?! Heck, I don’t think selling her body would cover it!!!!

Next day, Familia opens. Some customers come in and order coffee. They remember it like the last time. The same as grandma’s. They are satisfied with it and will come back again. This boosts Hayato and the girls’ morale. Until of course that damn debt collector, Fuwa steps in. Knowing Hayato is the grandson, this jerk makes Hayato bow to him because had it not be, there was no way grandma could’ve raised him. Worse, Fuwa starts badmouthing grandma and insulting her bowing is better than her coffee. You wonder why Hayato hasn’t smacked him yet. Remembering grandma’s words once more, all customers are part of the family. But when Fuwa continues to run his mouth, it is the girls who are ready to beat the sh*t out of him but promptly stopped in time by Hayato. He claims there is a cockroach at his seat so he gets upset and WTF lifts up Shiragiku’s skirt?! Now Hayato tells him to leave or he’ll report him for sexual harassment. The other customers are willing to stand as witness so the dickhead leaves. Everyone is glad that no violence happened despite they really wanted to teach this old geezer a lesson. But that will be bad for their first day of business, right?

Episode 4
After a week, the customers are dwindling… Hence Hayato gets this idea to hold a stall at the upcoming annual Sakura Festival. However selling their usual coffee won’t do and they need a menu update. Shiragiku suggests some cookies with liqueur. Uhm, is that alcohol? Don’t worry, it will be evaporated once it is baked. Too bad that is bad enough because she also gets drunk and starts getting sexy all over Hayato. This time Riho getting mad thinking they’re flirting instead of doing real work. Meanwhile Ouka has added some new frills to the usual dress and has Ami wear it. Suddenly Hayato comes in and takes the flower headband to use it to cover Shiragiku’s boobs! We all know this won’t go well… Somebody gets pummelled again. In the end, it is Akane who gives Hayato the cookie recipes from her grandma. While Hayato, Ouka and Ami man the stall at the festival, the rest handle the main shop. Ouka runs into trouble when she bumps into a few punks. They want to hit on her but obviously she isn’t interested. I can’t believe Hayato and Ami just watched this happen. I understand Hayato but shouldn’t Ami already jump to whack them? Anyway, the punks confront the stall and definitely want to start trouble. However other stalls start to defend them and tell them to get their ass out. Next day, their stall is filled with trash. They believe those punks, one of them is Fuwa’s grandson. The normal order is to clean up and open business but Hayato decides to withdraw so as not to cause trouble to others. While Ouka blames herself, Hayato reminds her they might be withdrawing but not giving up. They head back to the café to get their mobile stall.

With Riho advertising it on social media, they are back in business as they open near the festival grounds. Now lots of people are visiting. If they run out of supplies, Ami will just rush back to the main store to get them. With some commenting on their cute outfits, Hayato credits Ouka as a designer and hopes she’ll succeed in her dreams. On the way back, Hayato will have to push the stall all the way. Just their luck, it’s those punks again. They admitted leaving those trash as Hayato warns them it is illegal to destroy property. They punch him. They mention Fuwa has ties with the police so reporting won’t do sh*t. However Hayato starts reciting some penal code about self-defence. Cue for Ami to beat the sh*t out of them! When she loses strength, one takes up a weapon to beat her. WTF she uses missiles from the headband to fire into his eyes! Then Shoryuken! I wonder what the penal code for trademark copyright infringement is!!! Hayato deals the finishing blow that they’re lucky fighting Ami. Because they’re done for if Ouka was the one pissed. That’s right. Mad Dog Ouka is the strongest gangster around! Those punks get scared and runs away. That should show them. Hayato has already recorded this conversation as proof. He got punched because he doesn’t want the stall or their uniforms to get destroyed. It’ll be a shame for Ouka who put so much effort into it. Hayato looking so cool for a second there…

Episode 5
Thanks to the festival, the crowd is back at Familia. That night, Hayato notices Riho working late. She’s trying to think of ways to promote the café but this only makes Hayato suspicious that she is working so hard. She claims grandma and this café saved her and she can do what she wants. But when he tells her to do what is just normal, she takes it the wrong way and gets emotional thinking all this hard work makes her look pathetic and embarrassing (some snippet of trauma of someone telling her that to go with it). All Hayato is saying that it is okay to live her life the way she wants. He promises to look after them. His words remind her of grandma as she ponders if it’s okay to rely on him. It’s also okay to fall in love with him. Just saying… The rest discuss about Akane and her day off. She claims she plays in a band but since she never wants to play before them, they joke it is something fishy. When Hayato is in town to get a new toaster, he overheard some girls talking how great a guitarist and vocalist Akane is. I bet there’s only 1 Akane in this whole town. So yeah, Hayato goes to watch her live indie band. After that he talks to her as we see a very rare shock and flustering emotion from her. Apparently she is embarrassed to perform before the rest. He assures her she can continue to make music while the café matters he will handle. He has also bought a CD of her song because her music moved him. Though, he comments on her band name having no impact. Moja Moja Hige Girls, he suggests?! When the girls have their day off together, they talk about Hayato. Is he an herbivore because they’re such hot and sexy girls and yet nothing happens. You want something to happen?! Even with the recent mishaps of him seeing them naked, they still think nothing will happen with this virgin boy. Then they talk about their prospects about them marrying him. Heck, they don’t even see him getting married. But wait. Akane claims she might! Even if she’s just joking, this shocks everyone because, Akane jokes? Ami fools around and crashes into Hayato as he just returns. Can a little fanservice ease the mad boy? Guess not.

Episode 6
Trolling us that Hayato and Shiragiku and doing some unholy activity together, huh?! Turns out they’re making sandwiches for the menu. Riho wants to help but Hayato thinks Shiragiku is sufficient to teach him. However the duo soon butt heads because Shiragiku wants to make the traditional sandwiches like grandma while Riho thinks the more updated and trendy version would be better. So they both make theirs for Hayato to try. However he is full from the abomination sandwiches he made earlier. He has them let the other girls try to decide while he goes to rest. Yeah, this saves him the decision of picking and offending the other. So later everybody tastes it and finds it both delicious. Of course Ami the forever glutton finds Hayato’s abomination good and wants this added to the menu too. Ouka is worried since Ami is acting strange. Even Hayato notices that she is being helpful! Akane reveals that she lost to somebody in a karate tournament. So when he talks to her about it, she admits to that. After all, that person she lost to represents Japan. Worse, her coach told her off harshly. Hayato gives some advice especially not to be stubborn by sticking to just a simple move. Just remember how she was strong when she beat up those punks. This gives Ami the much needed motivation as she returns to normal. That’s right. She is going to use other moves instead of Hadouken! Yes, that was what she was trying to pull off against her opponent! No wonder she lost and her coach was mad! Ami then accidentally drops her dumbbell on his newly bought laptop! Oh sh*t! Wanna squeeze those boobs? HAYATO SQUEEZES THEM BUT IT WON’T BRING BACK HIS LAPTOP! Ouka too picks up the dumbbell and accidentally drops on his new handphone! OMFG!!! SERIOUSLY?! Can he squeeze her boobs too?!

When the café is busy, Hayato calls Riho upstairs for help but she insists she can’t. Then he tries to get Akane or Ouka to help but Riho prevents him from walking into the room. When he forces his way, oh wow, they’re changing! Had a nice view? Now get out! The busy day ended as Hayato thinks back how none of the girls were helpful today. But then he remembers all the stuffs he told them like try not to push too hard or can’t force them to work while they have classes and some take the initiative to help him on their own accord, yeah, now he looks like a selfish dick and realizes he has been relying on them too much. He realizes they are strangers at the end of the day and not real family. He has no one left to call family. So as he goes upstairs to make this clear to them, suddenly they surprise him with a party. It was all Riho’s plan to celebrate 2 months of successfully running Familia. Everybody was busy preparing for today and that’s why they couldn’t help. In fact, that underwear scene was improvised by Riho. Noting Hayato will be sharp enough to notice the decorations, hence she told the girls to just strip as distraction! All of them are grateful for him allowing them a place to stay and call home. No more strangers, right? Yeah, they heard his whole monologue thingy too. The party gets started but it ends on somewhat a gloomy note. At least for Akane. A call from mom and she doesn’t look enthusiastic about it.

Episode 7
Ami’s boobs are sore because Hayato squeezed them too hard?! Hey, at least they still maintain its shape!!! HAHAHA!!! Sighs… Akane’s advice: Should’ve squeezed them softer… But that night, Hayato confronts Akane and can tell that she wants to quit (he could also tell she has quit her band). Yeah, her actions have been strange lately. She admits she is moving out by the month end and WTF offers him to squeeze her boobs?! Hayato, you’re making me think you’re gay!!! But Hayato needs a favour from her: Go out on a date with him tomorrow. Sorry to disappoint you, it’s just to let him know on some of the workings of the café before she leaves! Expecting to be taken to a movie or something? Then they return to Familia so Akane can brew him one last coffee. She wonders why he never asked her reason of leaving. Basically, he is not forcing anyone to tell and respects their wishes. Okay, cue for Akane to tell him. She comes from a famous trading family. Her dad died young so mom wanted her to take over and produce an heir. Yes, there is an arranged marriage for her. Of course she wanted a year off to do things she wanted before all that and now it’s been a year. Time to go home. Hayato points out her lie and he hates that. Yeah, why her coffee tastes like sh*t?! That is when other girls barge in because they overheard it too and don’t want her to leave. So what will it be, Akane? Hayato will respect your decision. She wants to stay. In that case, he’ll help her. See those genuine tears? You bet.

That day comes as Akane’s mom is here to talk to them. OMFG, she has dead fish eyes?! Anyway, Akane is shocked when Hayato tells her to tell mom herself. So she says she wants to stay. But mom isn’t convinced. You’re coming home. It looks like the whole thing ended but then Hayato starts scolding Akane. Why isn’t she saying anything? At this rate, it will happen exactly as it is. Mom is telling you to come home and she isn’t making clear her intentions. When she blames him for reneging on his promise to help her, he fires back that he will not help anyone who can’t even look at her mom in the eye and say no. That is when Akane decides to brew some coffee for mom. Meanwhile Ami reports to the rest the status: Hayato telling Akane to leave! Oh boy. Sure left out lots of details, huh?! Mom gets a taste of the coffee. Then she starts talking about her life as a diplomat and was happy with what she did and the inheritance thingy did not come across her mind. Unlike Akane who never finished what she started. If that’s the case, she would just drag her back home to be the heir. But drinking her coffee, she can clearly tell what she has been doing here and allows her to stay. OMFG, her eyes now has life! Learning of Hayato, she hints she knows his grandma. The other girls barge in to plead for Akane to stay. A little too late because the talk’s over. And Hayato got beaten up for nothing. As mom leaves, she will turn down that arranged marriage. Akane wants to marry the one she loves so mom hints she has a lot of rivals and on her family’s name, she better win! Deny all you want, Akane. Mom can read you like a book. Later Akane goes to thank Hayato by hugging him (Hayato further proves his gayness by shrugging off her hug). Had not for his yelling, things would’ve turned out differently. In fact, Hayato wanted to scold more intensely but held back a lot. Now he can drink her coffee for a little longer.

Episode 8
Summer is here so Hayato wants to enlist the girls’ help to work at the beach house he is planning to hold. Everybody is up for it but wonders where he got the funds. Well, he put 4 months of revenue into this and is going all in on this wager! Well, if the investment is already made, no choice but to go through it. So they think about the uniforms as well as the special menu. Ouka comes up with this semi-swimsuit version. A bit risqué so she teases Hayato about it. Riho won’t lose out and comes back with a real swimsuit to up the teasing. It gets worse because somehow Shiragiku gets drunk on alcohol laced wipes and is close to naked all over him. He thought Akane is back to save his skin but she just announces she is back in her band who has renamed the group as Moja Moja Hige Girls. Really. After Shiragiku makes her prototype watermelon parfait, Hayato is going to take some shots but Ami photo bombs it. Ouka already ate some and they don’t have any watermelons left. Riho then has an idea. The ladies dress in their uniform while Hayato takes photos of them with the sea as the background for their promotional material. They’re more natural when they start playing in the water. Surprisingly but not, the photos went viral. First day of the beach house, it’s a busy day so Hayato is glad he bet it right. Later Riho sees Akane chatting with Hayato. Somehow she gets pissed off thinking they are slacking and chides them. They were just discussing about some efficiency suggestions. Embarrassed, Riho continues to get irritated. See, annoyed so much that she collapses! Riho dies and gets the isekai treatment! JUST KIDDING! A nightmare about somebody leaving her. She wakes up in her room clinging onto Hayato. Learning he was concerned about her and all (yeah, don’t do this collapsing thing again, bad for his heart), a relieved Riho puts his hand on her face and apologizes. She wants him to accompany her to go apologize Akane but too bad she is on her own. Oh my, don’t get worked up again…

Episode 9
Shiragiku tells Riho that Hayato was very concerned about her after she collapsed. Riho thinks of going to thank him but sees hot babes trying to flirt with him at the counter. Of course she blows her top and Hayato gets the wrong idea she got mad for being concern. Then Fuwa’s grandson and his cohorts are here seemingly harassing Riho. Hayato gives Ami permission to scare them. I’m sure they can recognize who she is despite she wore masks of Jason, Pennywise and Ghostface!!! You guys better run like hell if you know what’s good for you. After Ami tells Riho about Hayato being concerned about her, Riho once more has a change in heart and decides to go make amends. What do you know? More hot babes trying to flirt with him. Is he that eligible? Well, we all know that kind of face Riho will make. The girls take a break as they don their swimsuits to go play in the sea. Akane hinting to Hayato that she is writing her first love ballad for summer. Care to hear the lyrics? Too bad Hayato is fishing and reeled in something big. Oh, it’s just Ami. Wasted. When some guy from the TV network is here to interview beach houses, he recognizes Riho. Well, do you not know her? She was a famous child star 15 years ago! This has some customers now remember who she is and of course some nothing her fall from grace. Riho can’t take the pressure and runs away. Obviously Riho is now feeling depressed as we see flashbacks of her pleading her dad not to go and will work harder. Then there were rumours at that time mom was overworking her and dad did not want that as he was very concerned with her health. Eventually her parents divorced and this devastated Riho. Hayato goes to talk to Riho and credits her sociable nature was something she worked hard to achieve instead of being naturally talented. Riho laments how child stars are dispensable and they looked at a new child star after she fell out of favour. She felt all her hard work only tore her family apart. Regardless of her family situation, Hayato credits her social skills as to why Familia is successful and needs it now and forever more. Therefore he is telling her not to overdo it because he is worried about her health. Those exact same words as dad said. This makes Riho bawl like a baby as she clings onto Hayato, telling him never to leave her. Next day, Riho returns to normal as the rest of the girls accept her for who she is although Shiragiku and Akane already have an idea of who she was. Riho tells Hayato to keep last night’s crying a secret. Because, well, it was just her acting! Care to act it out again?

Episode 10
What’s this? Ouka is now a stuck up uptight b*tch? She just made Ami cry?! Ami seeks comfort in the arms of Ouka after being bullied by Ouka. Eh… What?! Oh s*t. 2 Oukas?! Doppelganger?! Turns out she is Kikka and Ouka’s younger twin sister. As their parents are worried she didn’t come back for Obon, Kikka is here to check on her. Kikka doesn’t know about Familia well so she starts lashing her tongue on all the shady characters her sister has been living with. Technically, NOT WRONG! Kikka continues her tirade about their family’s prestigious Tokyo University pedigree thingy while she continues to be involved in some lowly job. With more badmouthing, cue for Ouka to slap her sister and send her running out in tears. Do as you wish. My, that’s enough family drama for today. Obviously Ouka starts spacing out and being clumsy during her shifts while Kikka is weirdly disguising herself and observing everyone in Familia. Ouka continues to ponder and blames herself for Kikka’s choices. Because she wanted to become a fashion designer and not go to a proper university, Kikka said she will do it all in her stead. Hayato then talks to Ouka that Kikka has been seen around Familia acting strangely. He is giving her the day off tomorrow to settle things. So as the sisters talk, Kikka admonishes Ouka for thinking it was her own fault that led to this. She clears the air she is doing this for herself. Ouka has been acting self-depreciating around her since and when she visited to check on her, she got treated like a villain. So she is also mad because Ouka never made cute outfits for her? Kikka breaks down after Ouka apologizes for the slap. As she brings her back to apologize for everything, oh wow, look at the sexy shenanigans the other girls are having with Hayato. Okay, maybe some other time. Thankfully Akane treats her with her favourite pumpkin cheesecake so it isn’t all that bad. That night, Ouka goes to thank Hayato for the advice. But how could he tell Kikka was not her? He was the only one who could distinguish them at first go. Even their parents had trouble doing so. Oh you see, Kikka is a lefty while Ouka is right hander. More importantly, Ouka would never have badmouthed a family member like Ami because among all of them, she is the most caring. Ouka praises him for being big hearted despite Kikka badmouthed Familia. But then, he gets all petty that Ouka never told her he too is a Tokyo University student and got accepted during high school. Dafaq?

Episode 11
As Hayato is busy thinking about his business management, Akane comes in to, let’s just say flirt with him and trying to lead him on. She hints he is being perceptive and knows one of them is in love with him. Despite Hayato claiming he is busy with managing the business and has no time for that, Akane gets flirtier. Then she trolls him about the stars and weather. You didn’t really think there was more to that, do you? Akane leaves but looking at his answer at all, she notes she’ll hold off her confession for now. With the bathroom broken, time to visit the public bathhouse. That’s right. Bathhouse fanservice and shenanigans! Time to get the ball rolling when the wagashi lady asks if they are in love with Hayato. Some disagree but it is obvious with Akane and Riho looking forlorn… With Riho’s thoughts jumbled on this, Akane then confronts her and tells her she has told Hayato she liked him. So if Riho insists she has no feelings for him, then Akane is free to get his heart, can she? After bath, Hayato accompanies Riho to do errands. While they chat, Riho’s mind is preoccupied with what Akane said. What was Hayato’s reply? More importantly, what does Hayato think of her? Then she lets it slip as she claims she is in love with him. Hayato answers that he is quite busy handling the business so he has no time to think about it although he is happy for it. So did he escape? But anyhow, it makes Riho feel happy. But soon first blood is drawn when Riho sees Akane getting too close to Hayato as she teaches him how to make coffee. Time to stomp your foot down. Akane’s smug look. Riho’s angry face. Oh sh*t. World war might start. Smart Hayato gets the f*ck out of there!!! Akane teases Riho having no feelings for Hayato as Riho counters that by claiming she does. Meanwhile Hayato in the streets hear the people talking about cute waitresses fighting over a guy! OMFG, did he actually think it’s them?! Blaming himself for being too attractive?! Before the cat fight can begin, Ami comes in to give them some mud ball and drop them because if it breaks they have to stop fighting? HUH?! Akane and Riho then reconcile. Akane admitting she was doing this because every time Riho wanted to say something, she just held back and bottled it up. So now she’s made it clear. At this time, Hayato has returned and tells them he has no intentions of having romantic relations. So stop fighting over him. However he gets confused over this mud ball thingy and thinks this is another trolling. Poor guy, runs out all confused and crying! WTF?! Akane and Riho renew their friendly rivalry that they won’t hold back. And so it begins… Late that night, Hayato catches Shiragiku searching through grandma’s stuffs.

Episode 12
Hayato thinks of coming up with a new menu. However Ouka teases him for wanting to make the girls do the job for him. But Akane and Riho agree with him because obviously they’re trying to score points with him. Later Hayato has Shiragiku teach him how to make some cake so he doesn’t have to rely on the girls when they move out. Of course this makes Shiragiku sad for him thinking such way. Aren’t they always family? He apologizes and changes his mind she can stay here anytime. Then she asks if anything happened recently. Oh you know, romantic confessions. Obviously he is a bad liar. Suddenly Shiragiku hugs him and claims she has someone she likes. But she feared of going out with him for fear of making him sad. Woah. Serious? Since Shiragiku wiped some alcohol wipes, you know what comes next. Why is it that at such moments, somebody must come in? Thankfully it’s only Akane. Oh, she’s not going to help? You sure of letting Shiragiku molest him like that? After he puts her to bed, he wonders how much of what she said was sober. As Hayato and Shiragiku in town and then they heard the local shopkeepers talking about some 3 star restaurant, this makes Shiragiku panic so Hayato knows she knows something. This prompts him to ask what she was searching in grandma’s room. Flashback time. Her father was a chef disciple under grandma. When he found Familia, he told grandma he came back to open his own restaurant. It was then Shiragiku first saw Hayato. Yeah, a rude little rascal. Grandma had Shiragiku bring some ice cream to him. Unfortunately outside she tripped and dirtied Fuwa’s shoes. Of f*ck. That scary face and tone. What can a poor girl like her do if apologies aren’t enough? Hayato splashes the hose at him. There, feel clean? Well, it made him blow his top but with other people around commenting how childish for him to get mad at a kid, he leaves in a huff. So, Shiragiku has been hiding the fact that grandma was a chef from him. Why? Well, when Shiragiku came back to work under grandma, she had her promise not to tell a secret to Hayato. Apparently what Shiragiku was trying to find were photos of grandma working as a chef in Spain. Knowing this, Hayato now knows he was the reason she quit being a chef.

You see, when grandma was working at a head chef in Spain for 15 years and helped her establishment get 3 stars, she then had plans to open her own restaurant called Anehelo. But before that worked out, she cancelled it and returned to Japan. It was the same time Hayato’s parents were killed and she took him in. So you can see why Hayato blames himself although Shiragiku begs to differ. Sure, grandma could’ve opened one right in Japan. But it had to be in a prime location like Tokyo to be at least profitable. Doing so would have left Hayato all alone here. Knowing grandma, she wouldn’t leave her grandchild alone even if she were to financially struggle. Hence Anehelo is Spanish for longing. Hayato believes the reason why Shiragiku told him about the kind of guy she would date and marry was that the only way he would figure out if grandma was a chef was if they were married since her father was her disciple. As for grandma regretting her choice, Shiragiku says no. She once asked her about it and she said she had never. Her reason for living was Hayato. He realizes he has got a lifetime of grandma’s love here in this café and he isn’t going to let it go under. Shiragiku also tells him her other promise is that to support him as his family no matter what. Nice moment ruined because the other girls eavesdrop this and are crying like babies. Poor grandma! Yeah, not Hayato. We take a peek into the future with Hayato now a father and has a daughter. It is hinted that one of those 5 waitresses her mom. GUESSING TIME! Now we go back in time as Hayato and the girls enjoy their picnic. Shiragiku notes that since she doesn’t have to keep grandma’s past a secret anymore, she is free to proclaim herself as Hayato’s girlfriend candidate! This shocks Ouka because the way she says it, there are others too?! Oh Ouka, you’re being left behind?! When is your turn?! Shiragiku gets embarrassed and accidentally drinks Riho’s wine. Oh boy. We’re done making food, can we make a baby?! OH MAH GOD, SHIRAGIKU!!!

How I Met Your Mother: 5 Girls, A Guy And A Coffee Terrace
Oh wow. So I take it they’re not going to continue and get another season? Hold on a second. It is getting another season! I mean, after teasing us like that of Hayato’s future, it is only right that we get another season so we can guess who his wife is! Yeah, they manage not to give away too much hints but my guts are ringing like hell and speculate that person he is married to could be… AMI!!! OMFG!!! MY REASON WHY!? Well, the daughter had the closest hair colour to Ami and the most damning and evident proof: She is a bit dumb!!! OMFG!!! SAY IT ISN’T SO!!! And what about the rest of the waitresses who lost out to be Hayato’s wife? They got heartbroken and committed suicide! WTF am I thinking?! HOLY SH*T! I hope the next season proves me wrong!!!

I don’t think there is any sort of proper storyline here. A guy running a café with his live-in waitresses, uhm, doesn’t that sound very boring? Sorry folks, nobody turns into secret warriors to slay some dragon king before it burns down the world! Hah! Not that kind of fantasy. In the end, it isn’t about how Hayato is going to manage the café but rather how he is going to manage his girls. Ah yes, that’s where all the drama comes in and if you’re into that sort of genre like all those sappy modern Korean dramas (?!), then you’ll likely find this one appealing too.

Obviously the whole series would have been a notch boring had it not baited us with fanservice. Ah yes, what else is there to do when you have 5 cuties working as a waitress run by a single male. That’s right. All healthy young people here. I won’t say the fanservice moments are heavy as they are shown more sparingly throughout the series and episodes themselves. On occasions if you are paying attention, then you will be ‘rewarded’ with a fanservice scene like panty flashing, bath scenes and the likes. Even some shocking ones like Riho showing her panties to Hayato. I mean, really? And if there isn’t going to be enough fanservice quota for the episode, then they just have to force it with Shiragiku and her drunken behaviour as she strips down to her birthday suit and getting all merry about it over lucky Hayato. Yeah, it’s the only reason why they wrote her character as so. There’s literally no other reason I can think of even if you can somehow change my mind on it.

Without a solid plot to go with, the series hinges on the characters. They’re mostly a mixed baggage and if you’ve watched a lot of dramas in this genre, you’ll tend to see that kind of familiar formula. Oh you know, new kid in town, nobody likes him, spend some time with the fellow, find out he isn’t all that bad since he helped them in some ways with their personal issues, feelings of the heart start causing trouble, love complicates things… Yeah. That one. So basically our characters here tick off the checklist of tropes in such genres. The main character and the lone guy (obviously the series is targeted for male audience), the feisty one, the dumb one, the shy one, the quiet one and the sneaky one. Feel free to match which characters I’m referring to.

So let’s start off with Hayato. In a sentence, he is not the most romantic guy out there. Not the kind of guy who can sweep you off your feet with his charming and suave words because Hayato doesn’t have all that. Instead, he is quite blunt and straight to your face even if it means hurting you. Despite that, he is quite perspective and observant and perhaps knows what is mostly going on. As the new manager of Familia, this is a very much needed trait. This helps keep everybody toe to line as well as helping the business to stay afloat. Imagine if he was a pervy and one of those loser types, I think the café will close down at the end of the first episode! Everyone will just leave this dude without hesitation. So yeah, Hayato having this moody looks is not because he is a heartless bastard but rather this is the kind of tough love he gives for everyone. Including himself. That’s why the final episode that fleshes out more of his grandma was so that he could not live with the guilty fact that it was him who ended grandma’s dream. Sure, it wasn’t his fault but guys like him are inclined to think like that. Thus with Shiragiku as ‘witness’ to exonerate him of such guilt, now he can move on with no regrets. Grandma can now truly rest in peace.

Sometimes you think he is too busy trying to figure things to keep the business in the black and that’s the excuse why he doesn’t have time for romance. It’s also a good formula so we don’t get distracted by romantic shenanigans if he ever so initiated them. Because it isn’t so bad if the girls were the ones who took the initiative. Because of that, sometimes I wonder if this guy is gay because he keeps resisting our cute girls as some have given very bold signals and this guy doesn’t even flinch. But then again, have to remember that Hayato is a guy so his options are limited. The gender inequality once again at play. If the roles were reversed, Hayato would’ve been hit with sexual harassment lawsuits but if the girls do it, it’s all cheeky flirty fun. Also, Hayato is already a college student and he doesn’t even have a girlfriend?! Unbelievable! I’m really starting to think he is gay! Oh wait. His moody looks. Yeah, that may have turned off a lot of college girls who want to tackle him. So staying single could be a blessing disguise for the Familia girls because Hayato without a girlfriend, they are free to pursue that romantic interest without that obstacle.

They leave it a little late but I suppose now you can clearly see the frontrunners for Hayato’s love are Akane and Riho. This is only so as the initial episodes try to build up the relationship as the characters interact with each other. I mean, it would be totally unbelievable if suddenly some of the girls take a liking for him, right? That would make the whole romantic drama a lot cheesier. Therefore with the initial episodes fleshing out all those interactions, then only towards the end it becomes justified and a whole lot believable that Akane and Riho have finally realized their feelings for Hayato. This is why the duo are the only ones who have their past and whatever issues fleshed out and somewhat resolved. The single cour isn’t enough to flesh out the rest so these two will do for now.

Akane and Riho are like day and night, their personalities are so different and hence their approach to tackling Hayato will be a lot different too. Akane is more of the quiet and reserved type, likes to drop subtle hints. Can you say she’s got some sort of communication problem? The reason why she can’t articulate her intentions clearly unless forced to and even so via other actions be it making coffee or her music. Riho is more outgoing, her bustling personality may be a big tease. Despite being a lively person, it all feels like false bravado that screams she wants some sort of attention. That’s why she is most likely the first to scream her head off at Hayato, right? Either way, all gloves are off between them for Hayato’s attention. May the best girl win? As long as this doesn’t affect their work, I suppose it is okay. Imagine drinking coffee that tastes like sh*t while watching a love triangle drama unfold right in the middle of the shop! We didn’t pay for such crap! No wonder the coffee tastes so much worse…

With the duo making the most impact, I’m not saying that the rest aren’t but in terms of the race to Hayato’s heart, there is a big gap as Akane and Riho are leaving the rest in their wake. Based on my guts, I was certain that Ouka would’ve been the kind who would have been at least the frontrunner for Hayato’s heart. You know, among the girls, she is the feistiest and butting heads with Hayato. You know it when a boy and a girl start disagreeing too many times, right? Right now, she looks more of a tsundere and I also bet that she too has some feelings for Hayato. My biggest evidence is not moments of Hayato saying something really cool that makes her react so. Rather, remember the time Kikka visited and she ran her mouth and trashed everyone with her accusations that were scarily close to the truth? One of them included as she claimed that one of them among the girls is likely in love with Hayato. She is referring to Ouka, right?! Because the twins know each other’s thoughts as pointed out and by saying that it means she is saying that Ouka is having feelings for the guy. Kikka doesn’t know Akane and Riho well at that point and while she may just be randomly shooting her mouth, that to me is the biggest hint that Ouka does have feelings for Hayato. After all, Ouka too has that moody looks that matches Hayato. Just saying…

Then there is Ami. Ah yes, every group needs some joker. She is the epitome of a dumb blonde and a muscle brain. Being the most active girl who leaps before she looks, she is responsible for a lot of dumb happenings and jokes among the group. I want to claim that this behaviour of hers is hiding and masking a very tragic past. Oh you know, an abused child from a broken family! But since they didn’t flesh out any of her past at all, I’m just going to believe that Ami is just a dumb girl. Heh. And that’s an understatement! Therefore with all her silly antics, this is easy for us to write her off as a close contender for Hayato’s heart. Really. You think Hayato will fall for this girl? So many times he is not amused with her shenanigans. Guess who is the one who broke his laptop the most times?! That’s you Ami. You’re leading the count. For better or worse, Ami being this retarded character means better rivalry and chances for those who are after Hayato’s heart. Unless you tell me this silliness is all part of an act to mask her love for him. NAH!!! She’s just a clown, baby! The way she goes into a vegetative state after running out of fuel (fancy term of saying how she doesn’t get fed) is prove that she is the group’s eternal resident joker.

Finally there is Shiragiku. They really leave it to the last episode to reveal the truth about her. But for the rest of the episode, she is what I would say still waters run deep. She may have overlapping characteristics with Akane but she is shyer in that sense. Because of her kind demeanour too, her presence is even less noticeable compared to Akane. Hence many will only remember her as the wild girl who strips whenever she gets a little alcohol in her system. Then she becomes the wildest among the pack. Best striptease ever. What if this is Shiragiku’s true personality? And that being the shy girl was just an act to cover up everything? Oh wow. It seems my theory here has everybody putting on fake masks to hide something. Anyway, in this context Shiragiku could be the most dangerous of them all. Right now she’s just a sexy streaker who wants to have fun when drunk. Thank goodness it is not some badass delinquent BDSM queen! Oh my! Now that she has come clean with her competition and announcing that she is also in the competition, Riho and Akane better not sleep on the job. It’s no more a 2 horse race, you know.

Lastly, the most important girl of the series and the backbone of everyone, you have to agree with me it is Hayato’s grandma, right? Hayato may be one thing in keeping the current family sticking together. But had not grandma laid the foundation, that glue may have worn off very fast. Thanks to grandma’s great words of advice, this is the main reason why the girls continue to stick around after her passing. Even more so when Hayato spouts the same lines grandma did, you could say those lines despite not being the most romantic catchphrases to tackle a girl’s heart, they’re the clincher that opens their heart as they find themselves drawn closer to him. Word for word. So exact. Definitely grandma’s boy. It makes grandma’s words to sound even more credible because what she says about Hayato and the likes have all come true. The only sad part is of course she is no longer around and Hayato can’t reconcile with her. Say all you want about making peace and moving forward but it would have been a lot better if all this was settled while she was alive. What’s done cannot be undone. No more chances now. RIP for real, grandma. Hayato’s grown up to be real man. Too bad she won’t be around to tease his wife like hell. Oh grandma…

While the art and animation are pretty standard because obviously all the main heroines look super cute and of the bishoujo type (where else in the world where you can get 5 super kawaii cute girls working in the same café?), however I noticed that the colouring and hues of this series is somewhat quite light and faint. It’s like the production didn’t want to waste too much money in making the visuals look vividly bright and hence the visual tones looking quite light. Are we counting on these beauties to make the visuals shine through? Well, it worked somehow. At least for me. After all, the girls themselves have different hairstyles and colour for our easy differentiation. Heh. This anime is done by Tezuka Productions so if you find the visuals somewhat (cutely) familiar, it’s because they are the same studio who made Kanojo Mo Kanojo, Go-toubun No Hanayome and Tsundere Akuyaku Reijou Liselotte To Jikkyou No Endou-kun To Kaisetsu No Kobayashi-san.

No complaints about the voice acting although I was confused when I found out that Asami Seto was the one behind Akane’s voice. And here I thought it was her voicing Ami because I was so certain that Ami sounded much like Chihayafuru’s Chihaya. Imagine to my surprise it is not. So she was behind Akane’s character and it was rather Sayumi Suzushiro behind Ami (Takemoto in Bokutachi Wa Benkyou Ga Dekinai). Yeah, so shock I am. The rest of the other casts include Masaaki Mizunaka as Hayato (Diablo in Isekai Maou To Shoukan Shoujo No Dorei Majutsu), Ruriko Aoki as Ouka (Yuuko in Muv-Luv Alternative), Aya Yamane as Riho (Benisumomo in Kunoichi Tsubaki No Mune No Uchi), Azumi Waki as Shiragiku (Fina in Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear) and Sumire Uesaka as Kikka (Shalltear in Overlord).

I don’t think much of the opening theme, Unmei Kyoudoutai by Neriame. Sounds like your generic upbeat anime pop. But the weird part is the opening credits animation whereby the waitresses are lining up and dancing. I don’t know, personally it looks more cringe than cute. If they think that such dance would be passed off as cute (because you know, cute girls prancing about), then so sorry it did not work for me. I wonder if the reason why I like the casual jazzy ending theme, Dramatic by Miki Satou is because it sounds close to the theme of an old anime series, Lovely Complex. Must be it.

Overall, this is just an average romance drama story with all the usual tropes and clichés. None that breaks any new grounds whatsoever. Because such genres might get a bit boring, that is why the harem part and the fanservice to bait male audiences like yours truly as motivation to stick to this series till the end of the season. But if you really want a café anime with some sort of romance without the sleazy drops of fanservice but with more slapstick comedy, I would recommend Working! Yeah. That one. Otherwise this is just an ordinary cup of Joe served by ordinary girls. That’s right, no goddesses or angels serving you in the café. Just ordinary girls with a touch of humanly love. Oh God, I think my cup of coffee has gone too extra sweet now… Maybe next season can reduce some of that sweetness. Oh heck, I’ll add more of that to it! More sugar and milk, please!

Ginga Ni Otonari

The sucker strikes once again! Oh, what sucker you may ask? Yours truly being a sucker for a pretty face! It’s one of those impulsive decisions on how I decided to watch an anime that I do not want to watch. And so Ginga Ni Otonari is one of those anime series that fell into this predicament. That’s right. Synopsis sounds boring as f*ck. Young kids lost their parents but a young pretty lady shows up and in some bizarre accident, they become engaged. Romance blossoms. Then there’s this mysterious vibes about her. Is she an alien? Is this like Tonikaku Kawaii? Of course I would love to pass this one up if not for the obvious pretty hot chick on the promotional poster that got me to change my mind in a second. Shameful. But yeah. That was how it’s done. Some things in the universe cannot be logically explained.

Episode 1
Well, life has just gotten tougher for Ichirou Kuga. His parents died, leaving him to take care of his younger siblings, Fumio and Machi. Despite inheriting a communal house (that they also live with cousin, Chihiro Ibusaki), can he make ends meet via mangaka? Yeah, he is already chaotic in trying to rush a deadline. But he still has hopes he can do it as he wants to put his siblings through college. A sigh of relief when his editor calls since he will have a new assistant. He goes out to meet Shiori Goshiki and brings her back to his home-cum-workplace. She begins helping him and to his surprise, she is pretty good and fast. Note, this is her first try. Oh, she learnt it all via this manga lesson book? With Shiori aiding him, he is relieved he can now finish this on time. When his siblings return, they quickly warn big bro about overworking this cutie. I bet they just want to show her around the house in this break time. She learns from them the circumstances they are in. Shiori returns to help Ichirou. She tells him she has never heard of manga until recently. Because she saw a collection in her grandma’s place and became infatuated. Especially the manga that he is working on, Alice And the Knight Of Thorns (under Ichirou’s penname, Momo-Tea Kokone). Shiori continues to help and ease his workload. Just when Ichirou thought he is done, he realizes a page missing. He frantically looks for it and finds it in a very rough draft. This will take a while and it’s already getting late. He panics about asking her to work overtime as the dilemma of taking care of his family weighs heavily on his mind. Shiori then asks him if he requires her help. If so, she will do it. He promises to pay her overtime and so they start cracking. They manage to finish it by dawn so they’re both really tired. Both fall asleep but after when he wakes up, he thought he saw a strange pen sticking out of Shiori’s back and touches it. Suddenly he experiences the universe! This makes Shiori upset, claiming touching her stinger has made them linked. She accuses of touching her body while she is asleep. He explains himself so she apologizes for jumping to conclusions. But since he is confused of that ‘tail’, she reveals herself as the princess of the Star People. Love comes before marriage? Wait. What?! Is that a joke?! Too fast for Ichirou to take it all in. She further adds how she loves his art and started copying his style. She could tell how much time he spent creating them meticulously. In a way, she is a fan of his works and hopes to start out as friends.

Episode 2
According to Shiori, it seems it is a family custom that if one touches her stinger, they’ll be engaged. It is not that Ichirou is against it but he wants her to find a proper partner and not force herself of being in love. In fact, she can choose not to be in love. But soon Ichirou falls asleep. Only when Fumio texts Shiori via Ichirou’s handphone (because she was sending details of her payment), did she find out what happened as she rushes back. It seems this fever of his is caused by her and it is some sort of retribution for being away from his betrothed. Not sure what this intention of the Great Star but now since she is close to him, his fever starts subsiding. She thought he is doing this job for the sake of his siblings but he clarifies it is not the case. He loves drawing manga and it so happens this overlaps with everything else. Then after she holds his hands, he starts feeling better and falls asleep. Shiori then sees a sign that his place is also renting rooms out so this is the perfect reason for her to move and stay here. As she also helps him with the chores, she wonders if he wants to know how to annul the pact. Then she has him accompany her shopping for clothes and books. During the break at a café, he learns that she can also telepathically communicate with her people but there is no response, probably the distance. Wow. Which faraway galaxy did she come from?! Then they talk about some island legend in which mostly everyone knows well in some children story. Some origins of some star and comet. Apparently the Star People are also something of that and Shiori’s grandma is the first Star Child and 2 generations before her. Unfortunately she passed away and now her mom has taken over her place. It was grandma who encouraged Shiori to travel while mom was against it. As Shiori still thinks of annulling the pact so that she can have proper romance relations instead of being an accident, Ichirou insists of not being too hasty. After a toilet break, Ichirou sees a few shady guys talking to Shiori about some manga. He tries to take her away but then retribution strikes and causes a small nose bleed. After he is better, she explains that such forceful contacts too can manifest as retributions along with other maladies. She blames herself that all this wouldn’t have happened had she not left the island. He quickly praises how good her drawing is so please don’t say she hadn’t done something because of someone else. She thanks him for his consideration. Ichirou also hopes to learn her customs if he is going to be with her. Back home, Shiori could’ve better phrased her lines that Ichirou wanted to know more about her…

Episode 3
Ichirou and Shiori try out an experiment to see how far they can be apart. So as he stays home and she takes the train, then he starts to feel sickly. Actually the station was too packed and made her uncomfortable. So now we know that her mood also affects him. Then they try out various cliché moves as seen in romance manga. Yeah, Ichirou feeling all anxious. Then when he tries the wall slam, his siblings enter. Oh gosh, what are you doing?! Luckily they manage to convince them they were just doing an experiment. Phew. As Shiori continues to help around the place, she notices that she hasn’t met all the other residents yet. Since Ichirou says they don’t really go out of their way to mingle, she thought of writing letters and giving them a choice of gifts. So the first one Shiori introduces herself is Chihiro when she returns home. From her, she also learns about the other residents as well as their habits. Next morning, her effort has paid off as the other residents left notes of appreciation on the bulletin board. Soon they are visited by Momoka Morikuni. She was once a resident of this place but has moved out after marrying Ichirou’s editor, Masahiro a year ago. Since Momoka is also a mangaka herself (the creator of the Master Of The Lion’s Fist manga that Shiori is currently so into) and in fact Ichirou’s master, she offers Shiori to be one of her assistants. However her manga is now mostly digital and her assistants work from home. Don’t know how to use a tablet? Shiori takes up the challenge. Later as Momoka leaves, Shiori puts the puzzle pieces together and learns that Ichirou’s penname came from her. Since he was fretting about it, she suggested using her maiden name for it. Later Ichirou feels sickly and goes to see Shiori if she is okay. She talks to him that she might be feeling jealous about Momoka and thought she holds a special place in his heart. But it’s not that she dislikes her either and she’s a good person. Could it be that she is in love with Ichirou? Oh Shiori, you don’t really mean to say that out loud, do you? So this flush of embarrassment feeling, is it from her or natural?

Episode 4
Ichirou is supposed to bring his siblings to the zoo but it started raining heavily. Bummer. The kids just go off to do their thing. Maybe next time. Sad. Ichirou takes this time to finish his manga. He tries to put in more emotion as suggested by Masahiro but then gets distracted and confused with Shiori’s confession. Similarly, Shiori has drawn several sketches of Ichirou and realizes she is really in love with him. Later she notices Fumio and Machi being down and learning what happened today, she decides to go cheer them up and play with them. But when Ichirou checks on them later, why the long face everybody? Well, Shiori tried to pick a fortune telling card from Machi but accidentally ripped it! Machi claims she doesn’t mind at all but why looking all sad? Even if Ichirou can redo and draw a new set for her, she doesn’t want him to go through all that trouble. Shiori then asks what kind of fortune teller is her favourite. Since she was planning to go to the library today, she’ll head down there to get the reference materials needed. She rather have it now than wait for a sunny day. With that, Machi also gets motivated to do her part and prepares the materials. Since it is still raining, Ichirou gets worried so he goes to look for her and finds her on her way back. She has gotten the references but has forgotten to get the book she herself wanted. With everything in order, in no time Machi has her new set of fortune telling cards again. Shiori goes out of her way to even set a stage and dress for her to play the part. Later that night, Shiori tries to tell Ichirou about her confession. He puts her on hold as he rants about the tough situation he is in now. Basically he puts his siblings first and can’t consider any romantic relationships. This means he still wants to annul their relationship. But as he further goes along this path, she starts to notice blight patterns appearing on his body. She tries to stop him, thinking this is a way to reject and fool her so there’ll be no retribution. But as he continues he is not good in this kind of thing and doesn’t want to be a burden to anyone, that is when he trolled us all as he confesses he loves her and wants to go out with her. Gladly. All those emotions must have happily knocked her out unconscious, huh? Yeah, nearly got a heart attack from that.

Episode 5
The weather is all clear for the zoo visit. This also means Ichirou and Shiori’s first real date! How you feeling right now? Ichirou also ponders telling about his siblings about this since he can’t hide it forever. Where to start because you know, Shiori is a Star People… So we see them visiting the zoo and for Shiori, it’s like one of those cliché manga romances as zoo is one of the top dating sites. With the duo being so close together, they realize their proximity and fluster. Sharp Machi picks this up and knows something is going on. This is when they reveal the truth that they are dating. Ichirou is expecting his siblings to tease them like mad but what do you know? They accept and are happy for them. Machi thought they would be in the way but of course they deny the young ones will ever be. After all, family is also very important to Ichirou and despite Shiori asking permission to spend some of her time with him, the kids give their blessings. Don’t have to be so serious about this. The zoo fun continues as our couple is now holding hands. How cute. So happy that Shiori is looking sad? Happiness can be strange. Meanwhile we take a short detour back to Shiori’s family. Oh wow. So this is where they live? Oh heck, I THOUGHT THIS WAS JAPAN!!! Anyway, it seems they have not heard her for a while and mom in particular, Miyako is not too happy of her daughter’s wandering. If any news of her is known, please do tell immediately. Back home, Shiori finds Ichirou sleeping at the dining table. She sees his nape and wants to touch it but restrains herself as she would be doing the same mistake of touching others without permission like Ichirou at first. But they’re dating now so it should be no different? Yeah, play it safe by asking for his permission. Sleepy guy gives the green light. Have fun touching it. Yeah, he must be feeling very good. She goes to bed satisfied but then realizes she has forgotten to ask him what is it that he likes about her.

Episode 6
Ichirou is feeling on top of the world after Masahiro praises his work. But why is Shiori looking down? Apparently being assistant of another mangaka, looks like her art style wasn’t what he was looking for and thus there were discrepancies. Then she goes to be the assistant of Yuuta Sano. He has this perception that she is from a wealthy family as she also admits she isn’t into this manga thingy until a year ago. But then it gets confusing when she says she is a real princess so she had to cover it up that it is a hobby she loves playing. Then their communication got a bit awkward from there. To help cheer her up, Ichirou takes her to a BBQ place. Yeah, don’t leave the siblings out. They want to eat meat too! Yeah, that’s right. Suck on that you vegetarians! Meat makes people happy! HAHAHA!!! With today so much fun, this prompts Shiori to remember her ‘boring’ life back on her island. But it wasn’t the only reason why she had a skewed perspective. As people treated her like a princess, she wasn’t able to mix with other kids her age and gave up on that idea. When Shiori wants to try harder, Ichirou feels she doesn’t need to go overboard and do the impossible. She is fine as she is. Back home, because Ichirou quickly holed up in his room, this made Shiori wonder if she careless said something to offend him. Actually, there is so much he wants to say to her put couldn’t put it right in words. Hence he gets this idea to write it down. So when he is done and goes to see her, he starts to feel embarrassed. Before he knows it, she starts reading it. Uhm, she’s crying? Tears of joy. Yeah, when a guy writes 80 pages of his feelings for you in manga format, that is a reason to be moved to tears. Well, will this be his new series?! Later Sano calls Ichirou about Shiori because when he talked to her about him, she started blushing and all. He thought she was a fan who is in love with him until Ichirou tells the truth that they are dating. All his anxieties to tell him or not was for nothing. But noting her great skills, he hopes she can be his assistant again.

Episode 7
It’s that time of year to visit the family grave. Shiori tags along as they make their prayers and ‘report’ to their beloved departed parents. Then they have a picnic, Machi revealing to Chihiro that Ichirou and Shiori are dating. Wow, feeling conflicted now? Then they talk about the departed and this has Shiori tell about her experience. Mainly her people will talk and pray together under the starry sky. Subsequently, Ichirou and Shiori alone return to pray one more time at the family grave. He talks about his father died of some illness. Since he was the kind who didn’t talk much, nobody realized it until it was too late. So this is of course to introduce Shiori as his girlfriend. Trying to receive blessings from the dead? Back home, Shiori thinks too much about the thought of meeting his parents and all. So much so she starts to develop fever. For real. Gosh, I hope this isn’t what you call love sick. So as Ichirou prepares the medicine and all, he starts to wonder if the Star People have the same health workings as humans. Well, looks like a human, talks like a human, acts like a human… Must be human! After making her porridge, he stays by her side and she very much appreciates it. She talks about her old room back home being very spacious. So this current small room of hers now is quite lovely. Next morning when she feels a lot better, she realizes he has been sleeping next to her. Is this considered as them spending the night together? Then they hug each other. Yup, feeling much better already. Thankfully they hug finish before the young ones come in to check on her. Yes, we are okay. Thank you. Machi notices Ichirou’s face red. I’m sure it’s nothing to do with getting her fever…

Episode 8
Christmas is around the corner. Ichirou asks if Shiori will be going back. Nope. Staying right here. Yeah, everybody can have a great family Christmas gathering right here. On Christmas Eve, joining them are Momoka and Sano. Momoka learns the duo are dating and then everybody joins in to tell Ichirou’s embarrassing past. Shiori of course getting more astonished as she hears them. Yeah, Ichirou is such a shy and kind dude. After the party, Shiori has a pyjamas party with Machi and Chihiro. Because during dinner she thinks she has been deceiving everyone with her ambiguous talk of her origins, now she takes the chance to reveal that she is a princess of Yobijima. Because of such obligations, she has been a burden to Ichirou in a way. The rest don’t mind if she wants to spill her secrets because they are willing to hear her out. As friends, they give her permission to keep secrets. Sure, I am thinking it is all okay so long they don’t fall for the same guy… HAH! Speaking of him, now he feels awkward eavesdropping outside! Ichirou then asks if Shiori is free on Christmas night because… Christmas date! Of course she wants to go! Yeah, their dating is at a point where it is no longer a secret, they don’t even mind saying all this in front of the kids! So as they have fun out in town, the thing still bugging Shiori is the pact. Sometimes it still stings her although Ichirou claims he has been careful to avoid any retribution lately. He has thought about it and wants to stop dating like as though they are trying it out. Hence he wants to date her with pretence of getting married. Her answer? Can I kiss you! Why, YES!!! Lots of lovers here too so PDA is not out of place. They come home early and the kids know something has happened considering how flushed they look. Shiori is in heaven relishing the softness of the kiss. WTF she times herself how long it lasted?! Well, it seemed long enough but in reality it only took 0.2 seconds?! Woah! So she practises (with her hand!) to get at least a second! Yeah, how long does that eternity last?! Yup, that is how much 1.05 seconds of a kiss feels like! But look who texted in and killed her vibe? Hi, it’s mom. F*ck.

Episode 9
Shiori tells Ichirou about mom contacting her and wants her to return. Of course she won’t because if she does, there is no telling when she will leave the island. And so they continue their happy lives through New Year and during the shrine visit, Shiori got lucky and wins the grand prize. A trip to the hotsprings! Sorry people, don’t hope for such fanservice. So after having their usual fun there, time for some drama as Shiori tells Ichirou that she left the island without her mom’s permission so you bet mom isn’t pleased. Since he is trying hard to find a way to make her feel better without necessarily going back, she leans close to him. Now you feeling better instead? Soon, mom actually calls her now. She puts it on speaker for all to hear. Immediately Miyako tells her to come back and chides her for living a life too carefree. Her entire life is here and only here. Stunned, she replies back that there are also people here who cares for her and accidentally reveals she is dating someone. Suddenly Ichirou hijacks the phone and says he is dating Shiori seriously. Miyako so in shock she hung up?! Ichirou regrets about that impulsive behaviour but Shiori couldn’t be happier. Hence Miyako has a meeting with her Star People and they all believe Ichirou to be a conman trying to trick Shiori into some marriage scam. Miyako wants to go there herself to bring her back. She is the only one who can convince her. Don’t worry, she won’t go alone as the rest of her family will also come. As Ichirou still frets about that impulsive action and might have worsened things, Shiori is fed up with this because what’s done is done. She is happy for what he has done and is a lovely person. She doesn’t want her lover to look down on himself. Oh dear, those negative feelings are now affecting Ichirou. So after a bit of rest and calming down a little, she realizes that despite they are in love, they aren’t all by themselves. They have others who also care for them as she now understands him a better. She hopes he will fight by her side and this means going back to the island to annul the pact. Deal. But when they head home, looks like Miyako and her family are already waiting for her. Time to come home, girl.

Episode 10
Oh wow, Shiori’s parents must be disappointed in seeing Ichirou. Not the kind of hustler they envisioned him to be, HUH?! Noting he has younger siblings and it is getting late too, they will continue this talk tomorrow morning. Hence Shiori and Ichirou plan what they need to do for tomorrow. Thanks to her grandma’s dying wish that Shiori be free, it’s the reason why she could set off the island. However what worries Shiori is that her family might do something to his. Therefore they are going to tell her parents to annul the pact and they will view this as them breaking up. Deceptive but it has to be done. Next morning, the duo leave early to go meet her parents. The ladies are already putting up a catty persona as Miyako starts claiming their relationship is out of the question. As the talk starts, Shiori soon accidentally reveals about Ichirou knowing about Star People and how he accidentally touched her stinger. This makes mother uneasy because those that don’t belong on the island have no right to touch her. Miyako believes she has been deceived but Shiori says it straight she never trusted her in the first place. WTF Shiori runs away? Ichirou goes to get her. He talks about he himself never had good relations with his own mother. Shiori’s dad goes to get them back and now that everyone has calmed down a bit, Ichirou starts explaining how it all happened. Miyako wants the pact to be annulled and surprisingly they agree. Of course she gets the wrong idea of what it all means behind it. In exchange, Shiori wants to stay here as per grandma’s dying wish. Miyako claims she is now gone and that the family is the one supporting her lifestyle. Drawing manga? Isn’t that kind of lifestyle rendering her useless? This is when Ichirou shows her the various works Shiori has done. Do they understand manga? He hopes they can give her some time. Dad suggests to give her a year and half her allowance. This is to see whether she can support herself. They agree to this. So see you all in 1 year. Before they leave, dad talks to Ichirou and cautions him that he isn’t on his side because Miyako is the one he wants to support. But he’ll send documents regarding the annulment as they too aren’t really sure of how it works. Our relieved lovebirds head home to their loved ones waiting. Exhausted by happy.

Episode 11
Arriving at their doorstep are Momiji Makado and Keigo Komaki. They are the ones who will help them in annulling the pact. So uhm, they’re going to use these tweezers to remove the stinger from Ichirou? Since it is going to be formal, they will also prepare the site and clothes for the ritual. Shiori tends to Keigo since he is experiencing a bad seasick aftereffects. As Momiji takes his measurements, she talks about the ritual Shiori’s grandma created and it brought tranquillity and blessings to her people. However throughout the years, the rituals have made many narrow minded and thus she had some regrets. But she soon makes him worry when she theorizes that the feelings they have might be due to the pact. Once gone, so could be that love. Oh sh*t… Shiori is also told something similar by Keigo. This is because this boy loves her and is really hoping to annul the pact so that he could marry her someday. Yeah, she’s looking really worried now. That night, Momoka calls Ichirou and in good timing, he hopes she can look after his siblings since he will be going out with Shiori for something important and Chihiro isn’t around. While she agrees to that, she also thinks he is boasting his love life. She looks it in a positive way that nobody might know what to expect when changes happen but it is fun in its own way. Shiori continues to be anxious and ponder about her life and destiny if she wasn’t a princess. She could’ve been freer and fall in love with anyone she wants. But what would she do now if Ichirou’s feelings were to change tomorrow? If the pact is the cause, then she will lose him. Next day, Ichirou and Shiori and nicely dressed. Though, she’s looking a bit under the weather. The ritual starts with Momiji giving Ichirou something to drink as Keigo films it all. Suddenly a stinger pops out from Ichirou’s forehead. Shiori is to use the forceps to extract it out. As she does so, he is starting to have second thoughts. Should he have told her more about his feelings? That he wanted her to know how much he loves her? Too late, it is out. Ritual is over. Ichirou looking like he is in stunned mode. A weeping Shiori then asks now that he is free, does he still love her? Ichirou comes to his senses and says yes! A big hug! Yup, they still love each other. This devastates Keigo but Momiji brings him away since their job is done. Let those lovers be alone.

Episode 12
Another date with Ichirou. But Shiori notices her wardrobe are all dark colours only. She goes out shopping for lighter coloured clothes with Chihiro. So as they talk about the clothes he likes, Chihiro revealing that she too loved Ichirou. As a big brother of course. They’re cousins, remember? But of course she too harbours actual romance with him since he is older, kind and thus somewhat convenient to fall in love with. Since he won’t fall for her, it is why she was free to love him. Hence she is relieved that he is going out with Shiori. So, love triangle ended before it started? There was never one to begin with! Meanwhile Ichirou sees Sano to get some fashion tips. Don’t want to look unkempt like before? A bit more of polishing and he could’ve looked like some K-pop idol! So we see the supped up lovers dating at the ice skating rink. Sorry people, no clumsy accident hijinks whatsoever. Later as Machi and Fumio play with their friends at the park, it is going to rain so the friends invite them to come play at their house. Machi declines them and heads back. Because Shiori saw the hold thing, Machi ‘threatens’ not to tells Ichirou about this. Yeah, it’s okay to keep secrets, remember? This makes Shiori wonder if she has troubles with her friends. She goes to talk to Machi about this so she assures them they are good friends. But when she claims she loves playing with Fumio more, Fumio then ditches her and goes to Shiori. This hurts Machi that she cries loudly. Trouble shooter Ichirou has to come solve this case as he learns what happens. Fumio trying to be considerate and let Machi go play with her friends and Machi coming back for Ichirou’s sake. So with everybody assuring they love everybody, this issue is blown away. Then everyone has their own private fireworks festival in the backyard. Ichirou thanking Shiori for everything. She is being modest claiming herself as the wild one while he is the cautious one that balances everything out. Now that she is free and can do anything she wants, he hopes she can keep running wildly. She agrees to that, hoping to work hard and support herself. Hopefully too, she’ll be the one to propose to him. Yeah, when and who is going to propose the big question?

Love Like The Galaxy
Well, it wasn’t so much of an ending but I guess clearing the biggest obstacle (the objecting mother, of course) would mean that our couple now have a time extension to prove themselves. 365 more days of fun and happiness. Not sure once time is over and Shiori really must go back on the dot, because they didn’t mention about extending it if she is doing very well by herself. After all, it remains to be seen if she can actually leave the island for good and never return. Yeah, that would be problematic but an issue for the future and for another day a story to tell. Right now, let Shiori live the life the way she wants, the romance she wishes for with her beloved Ichirou.

If this season doesn’t seem to be offering much of a story, well, it is only because the manga that it was adapted from is relatively new. It only started its run in 2020 so there aren’t many chapters yet and obviously not much to adapt with. Hence this adaptation might be a bit boring as it mainly sets up our main characters together and then we see the rest of the season of them being together and letting their romance blossom. Of course the drama of Shiori’s mom objecting to their relationship to spice things up a little or we’ll be drowning with all the lovey-dovey sugary sweetness from the duo. But even that feels too short and I have this guts feeling that it isn’t over yet by a long shot. After all, there are so many questions floating around my head especially about her Star People and the island they live on.

Which brings me to the next point about these Star People. It could be me not paying close attention or perhaps the series did not explain it well. Because I am confused about the origins of the Star People. Are they aliens or not? From what I can see from this anime, this isn’t the sort of series to be labelled as supernatural or even sci-fi. Aliens living in our midst? Didn’t even give off such impression. However I have this understanding and perception that they come from a faraway galaxy. But then again, seeing how close they look as humans as well as their livelihood that is so Japanese, could it be all that is just a metaphor? Star People is just a fancy name of their tribe and their island is just located a little bit further from the shores of Japan? Hell yeah, it sounded like Shiori came from a long distance to reach Japan but then how the f*ck could she have enjoyed all the latest manga especially written by our mangaka characters here? Something doesn’t quite add up.

Also, initially when Miyako and the Star People couldn’t contact Shiori because she was out of reach, it gave me that perception that they could be living in some floating island in outer space or something. But it could be no surprise since their island is far away from the mainland, they don’t have reception. Otherwise, how could Miyako and her family arrive at Ichirou’s apartment so soon? Should’ve taken light years! Heck, how did Miyako finally contacted Shiori? Did she finally install some high speed fibre broadband or the latest satellite communication dish?! HAHAHA!!! Sighs. So yeah, maybe that star and comet origin thingy could be exaggerated because if grandma was the first person and generation, then it doesn’t feel like all too long ago and that the Star People are just a newly created tribe by disgruntled humans who got disappointed with Japan’s government and system. Yeah. But that stinger thingy… Yeah, feels like some sort of flimsy excuse and to further confuse the hell out of me.

Yeah, speaking of that stinger, I suppose it is the only way to tell that if you are of the Star People tribe. However I am left to wonder if only the royalty has it or the entire Star People. Because I don’t see the rest having it or even talking about it. Perhaps it is something that Star People don’t want to brag about. Yeah, maybe it’s like their private part or something! Sheesh. Anyway, what I want to say is that this stinger thingy is like a weak excuse so as to have some sort of romance between Ichirou and Shiori. Oh you know, in other cases would be a guy sees a girl naked or in her undies and he has to take responsibility by marrying her. And you would expect it from there that the romance will blossom genuinely. So it is the same in this case because well, it’s not like the stinger gets in the way, right? Oh right, being apart makes Ichirou feel sickly. Ah yes, another great excuse for them not to be away from each other. The closer they are, the closer their hearts will be as they open up to each other. Yeah. That must be it. Which feels pretty flimsy and iffy too because we don’t exactly know how far and it is based on the whims and fancies of the Great Star, some God-like entity that we don’t know much either. Thus they have to keep each other happy so as not to receive retribution. Uh huh. Sneaky formula to make their budding love grow because they have to be good and treat each other nice. Which of course I believe without such ill effects they too will be doing so. It’s all for the sake of the drama. Are they in love because of the stinger and pact? Well, we got our answer. That’s right. True love always prevails in the end!

For our main couple in love, there are lots of flustering and new things to discover seeing this is their first time being in love. It might only seem a little boring to us because as viewers, we have seen countless of such romantic dramas in the past. It is our umpteenth time. So in the event if their lovely antics are somewhat amateurish, bear in mind that this is their first time having such experience. So yeah, the whole romance thing is unfolding at a snail pace but I guess that is the best way. Better to build all the drama than skip it all because we don’t want to see a moment where it has escalated too fast whereby they suddenly get married! Woah! Skipped lots of chapters there, did we? Also, their romance being wholesome rather than trolling us with naughty bits (like a certain angel next door who spoilt someone rotten) is also very much welcomed. So this is what an almost pure love romance looked like, huh? Yeah, a bit boring maybe…

But if there is one thing that is bugging me about Ichirou and Shiori’s romance, at least right up till the end of the series, did you notice something about them? They are still calling each other via their surnames!!! OMG! This feels a bit unrealistic! I thought towards the end they would be levelling up their relationship slightly by calling each other their first names. Well, well, well. Colour me surprised because since they are still using Kuga/Goshiki, it shows that they aren’t that close enough yet. Of course, have got to keep in mind that this whole romance story is still at its early stages and there are no rules to say one should be on first name basis while dating. But of course, it still sounds weird they call each other so even while they are dating. Maybe it hasn’t crossed their mind yet because they are so deep in love… Yeah… Then they’ll be upgrading to honey pie, pumpkin, darling…

Not sure if I can say that Ichirou and Shiori’s fate and destiny were written in the stars but from the looks of it, both have been a blessing to each other. Shiori couldn’t have come into Ichirou’s life in a more timely manner. Very trying times for him, if I should say. Being the eldest in the family and the only breadwinner, he takes the burden upon himself that he needs to see things through. While this is very kind and noble of him (and as expected too because what else you want him to be, a useless bum?), he can’t handle everything himself and was on the verge of breaking down. His younger siblings can only do so much but with Shiori entering his life, she can help look out for him and ease some of that burden. Oddly, it is hinted that Star People have some customs but I don’t really see it being explained here. Because Ichirou wanted to learn more of it so as not to cause friction with his relationship with Shiori. Funny, because at this point from the snippets I see, the Star People look more like their own Mormon community and thus nothing ‘special’ or ‘different’ about them.

I wonder if I should consider Shiori some sort of otaku because she has been hooked by the manga bug ever since being introduced to her grandma collection. Yeah, how the heck did she get them anyway? Assuming my theory that they live in a different galaxy, which f*cking courier service is able to deliver it to outer space! Uh huh. Despite a manga lover, Shiori still lacks a lot of knowledge and the know-how of the industry although her talents are very exceptional and she can adapt and become good at copying one’s art style with just a few practice. By dating Ichirou (and eventually marrying him, hopefully), this gives Shiori the very much needed freedom and break from her past and island. Like I said, we don’t know much about the customs of the Star People but from Shiori’s telling experience, it was quite stifling for her. Thus why she wanted to get out. Did grandma foresee all this and made that dying wish as a loophole for her?

Sometimes I can’t help but want to compare this to Tonikaku Kawaii because generally they look similar on the surface. Basically we see a lot of focus on the lovebirds spending quality time with each other and with each passing moment, they realize how much they love each other, wanting to do more for their partner and can’t be apart from each other. Of course a lot of things differ because our main couple here isn’t married. Yet. And also, Ichirou unlike Nasa, didn’t ‘die’ or on the verge of death at the start. Okay, maybe I take that back. With all the overworking and lack of sleep, he could have actually died had not Shiori came in as his assistant. Phew. Tonikaku Kawaii this series may not be but definitely, the couple are worthy of being as cute. Tonikaku kawaii desu. Heh. I made a pun if you didn’t get it.

The other characters aren’t very prominent and if I should go to extreme lengths to say it, they are mostly redundant. Unfair for me to say that as the series mainly wants to focus Ichirou and Shiori’s relationship. Thus relegating many to the side-lines and just playing supporting roles. Like Momoka and Sano, they’re just there to give our main duo the support when the time calls for it. With such minimal supporting roles, this also means my initial thoughts of Chihiro being a love rival vanished quickly after her (loss) admission and giving up on Ichirou. Uhm, did it even start? Well, have got to remember that this is a wholesome romance anime. So no sleazy cat fights or even any hint of cheap fanservice to bait us all in even if it’s just for a moment. Good in a way because it doesn’t cheapen the service and this makes Shiori a lot more respectable. Yeah, she’s even lovelier at this point! Ichirou you lucky bastard!!!

But if there is one character whom I find a bit weird and out of place, it is Fumio. You see, he is a child young enough to already walk and form simple sentences. Meaning, he is not a toddler. However, the way he speaks in one or two word sentences makes him feel like as though he is a bit of a retard. Oh my! I mean, is he a special child? Not that I can see nor anybody has said anything about it. Therefore it is always weird for me to see Fumio staring blankly with that slacker kind of face and then making near baby-like noises when he speaks. I mean, judging by his age and all, he should be at least form a little coherent sentence but instead comes off more like a baby. Maybe it’s just me. Then there is Machi. For a young girl like her, she is quite a sharp person. Also, she is quite mature for her age when it comes to certain thinking and understanding. Sometimes I feel that she is an older woman trapped in a body of a child! Machi knows her brother’s burden and tries to be considerate as much as she can by not being a spoilt brat. I don’t think it’s her character but at the end of the day, she is still a kid and can cry like one.

Miyako isn’t certainly the antagonist of the series although somewhat being portrayed as one. As said, there is not much we know about the Star People and even more so when Miyako herself did hint of not wanting the outside world to know about their kind. I don’t know, will they be persecuted or the government will kidnap and do hideous experiments on them? Anyway, the episode between mother and daughter is not over by a long shot and I believe there is more than meets the eye to her and the other Star People. Although the issue is resolved for now and Ichirou x Shiori romance is proceeding smoothly, let’s hope it won’t turn into that sort of romance as per the Chinese legend of Vega and Altair! Star crossed hopefully this won’t become!

Art and animation are pretty standard and passable. The art style is mostly clean and the visuals are mostly brightly coloured and vivid. Of course as you would have read from my opening paragraph, the sucker for a pretty face idiot that is of me, Shiori (if you have not guessed it yet) looks beautiful in my books. So sue me. Generally, the characters mostly have this simplistic look because yeah, look at Ichirou. Such a plain generic looking guy, right? But it is that same simple art style which somehow made Shiori and some of the other female characters like Chihiro to look a bit prettier than your normal average. Yeah. So sue me. Though, some the backgrounds and sceneries look as though they were created using watercolour. Not really jarring but with the clean and simplistic art style, they blend in nicely and you’ll hardly notice the difference. This anime is done by Asahi Production who did Shuumatsu No Izetta, Tenchi Shouzou Design-bu, Peach Boy Riverside and that dreaded Ars No Kyojuu.

For the voice acting, the only issue I have is Fumio’s voice. Voiced by Maria Naganawa, fans will instantly note who similar this character sounds to Kanna from Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon. This is one reason why I seemed to view Fumio’s character as a retard. In other words, not suitable. A mismatch. I can envision Fumio’s character being voiced by a female seiyuu who specializes in small boy’s role. But this one, definitely not close to being ideal. Then there are a few seiyuus I recognized although mostly are of the supporting and cameo roles. Like Youko Hikasa as Momoka, Jun Fukuyama as Sano, Tomokazu Sugita as Masahiro, Rie Takahashi as Chihiro (barely recognized her) and even Rie Kugimiya doing a single short cameo as a character from that Master Of The Lion’s Fist manga.

The other casts include Taku Yashiro as Ichirou (Ryuuji in Darwin’s Game), Yuu Wakui as Shiori (Sumire in Aikatsu), Rina Endou as Machi (Tsumugi in Amaama To Inazuma), Hiroko Kiso as Miyako (Alice in Sayonara Watashi No Cramer), Eriko Matsui is Momiji (Isuzu in Log Horizon) and Miharu Hanai as Keigo (Lierre in Jashin-chan Dropkick). The opening theme, Tonariawase by Chinatsu Matsumoto has this calming vibes. It isn’t a ballad but a moderate pop piece. Sounds rather okay and fits the pacing of the series well. The ending theme, Near Stella by Shiori herself is indeed a slow ballad and also gives off calming and relaxing vibes.

Overall, if you like wholesome romance stories and without all that cheap baiting crap like love triangles (ugly cat fights avoided, pride and peace maintained) and fanservice (why do girls must always use their boobs, butts and pantsu to attract the guy’s attention?!), this series is for you. Because nothing much really happens in this season, some may consider a bit boring but that’s wholesome romance for you. So it doesn’t matter how far you come from, the power of love once again proves it transcends distance. Yeah, not time and age this time. When you are in love with somebody, your heart becomes as wide as the galaxy. Unfortunately, no next door galaxy romance for me. The only galaxy I could find next door is the one of the Samsung brand! XD… And freaking pricey too!!! :’(…