Top Bishoujos of 2021

26 December, 2021

Oh well. Consistency is key. It is that time of year again where I rank the most beautiful 2D girls of anime, IMHO of course. Every year has been the issue of declining numbers. I was expecting the same but what do you know? It’s the same like last year! There are still 15 who got into my nomination list this year. Wow. Feels like an achievement. A sign that I have hit rock bottom and next year will increase? Well, let’s not count our chickens yet. After all, quality > quantity and I would like to give excuse that I have refined my taste in 2D beauty. Heh. You jealous suckers can just die with envy then. Anyway, here are the Top 10 Bishoujos of 2021 listed in alphabetical order:

1) Akane Uchimura (Iwa Kakeru! Sport Climbing Girls)

2) Angelina “Lina” Kudou (Mahouka Koukou No Rettousei – Raihousha-hen)

3) Charlotte Arisaka Anderson (Tantei Wa Mou Shindeiru)

4) Elise Jamil (Kami-tachi Ni Hirowareta Otoko)

5) Mirarose (Majo No Tabitabi)

6) Nagisa Minase (Kanojo Mo Kanojo)

7) Rika Hoshizaki (Kanojo Mo Kanojo)

8) Shino Kiryuu (Kanojo Mo Kanojo)

9) Shirley (Seven Knights Revolution: Eiyuu No Keishousha)

10) Toriko Nishina (Urasekai Picnic)

Oh wow. Imagine 3 cuties from the same anime making into the top 10 list. Heh. How dry this year must have been too. Anyway, congratulations to the top 10 and the remaining nominations in alphabetical order are: Airi Ishhiki (Mahouka Koukou No Yuutosei), Andriana Ellen Croixdeia Margarethe Emmalyn Narsham Felna AKA Nell (Dragon Ie Wo Kau),  Kyouko Izanami (Kamisama Ni Natta Hi), Liscia Elfrieden (Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha No Oukoko Saikenki) and Shia Foscurose (Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear). Of course, lifetime beauty award goes to without saying:

That’s a wrap for this year. At least I’m leaving it with much more positive feelings for the next compared to last year. Albeit it is just a bit but I guess that is still better than going to other way. Hopefully for the next year to come, assuming more animes will hit the air, this means more 2D beauties waiting to be discovered by me. Yeah. Long Live Anime Bishoujos!

Anime Awards of 2021

25 December, 2021

Hi everyone and MERRY CHRISTMAS! Special Christmas edition blog! How has it been for you, the year 2021, that is? Mixed feelings, huh? Feels like a continuation of 2020, huh? I know, it could have been much worse than this so let us be thankful and count our blessings. It is the same for the anime industry. Another year with some titles being postponed and not as many titles came out as I expected it would. They scaled down the number of animes that would air in a season. Though, this doesn’t mean or guarantee top quality animes, right? Without further ado, here are the top and best anime stuffs for 2021 as well as some of the worst ones:

Best 2021 Overall Anime Series:

Shingeki No Kyojin (The Final Season) (part 1)

Once again, this anime is back on the list and what’s more, getting the top prize. Yup, that is 2 out of 3 times this series bagged this top award already. Great action, great storyline, how can it not win with such consistency?! What are the chances that the finale next year will repeat its achievement? Expectations are high… It cannot fail, RIGHT?!

Other notable mentions:
* Akudama Drive: Mix Ocean Eleven with Suicide Squad and you get this interesting sci-fi material that is influenced by many Hollywood sci-fi greats. If only the ending wasn’t so open ended…
* Golden Kamuy S3: Third season is still a charm. Things are heating up for the rush for the elusive gold. SEASON 4 WHEN???!!!
* Maoujou De Oyasumi: Princess just wants to have a good comfy sleep. Is that too much to ask, you frigging kidnappers?!
* Grand Blue: Don’t judge a book by its cover. Might seem gay and all with guys getting drunk and stripping naked but this is one heck of a funny show!
* Imawa No Kuni No Alice: Before Squid Game, we have this. Intriguing and exciting. If only the damn cliff-hanger ending didn’t ruin it all. Can we also have the continuation via anime in addition to the live action version one?
* Munou Na Nana: Anime’s version of the once hit game, Among Us. I liked how the perpetrator goes to great lengths to cover up while the self-proclaimed detective is hot on her trails but just couldn’t put his finger on it because, you know, lacking evidence. Of course, weak ending ruining it…
* Gokushufudou: Putting all you husbandos to shame because this ex-yakuza dude is going to show you the way on how to be a good husband! Remember to pose while taking food selfies…

Worst 2021 Anime Series:

Ex-Arm

Oh. Mah. Gawd. HELLO… HELLO… WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS ATROCITY?! CAN THEY STILL REALLY MAKE BAD ANIME CGI THIS YEAR???!!! OH MY GOD!!! ARE THEY EVEN TRYING???!!! How can they make such emotionless characters from today’s CGI technology? And what plot? Oh, I forgot what it’s about anyway.

Other notable mentions:
* Gibiate: They’re trying to scare us if we allow Corona virus to mutate and turn us all into zombie monsters!!! GET YOUR JAB AND VACCINATION!!! HURRY! BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! LIKE THIS ANIME THAT IS BEYOND SAVING!!!
* Battle Athletess Daiundoukai Restart: EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN STUPID IN THIS REMAKE!!! Especially when there is no security whatsoever in such a grand galactic event. Thank goodness the villains are as dumb too.
* Idol Fight Suchie-Pai 2: Are we playing mahjong or not?
* Gundou Musashi: I was at first hesitant to put this on this list because it was so bad from its animation quality to its plot and characters, it was actually good! Had a blast laughing at all the worst stuffs so it can’t be that bad, right? Oh well, just need to mention it so I can ‘immortalize’ it here forever. Yeah…
* Hametsu No Mars: I suppose there is a reason why they didn’t make a sequel or an actual TV series, eh?
* Karen Senki: The only thing I like is the fast paced action. Everything else sucks. Including this is not actually an anime about white entitled western women fighting each other…
* Chu Feng: B.E.E.: Another cool and awesome bloody action sequence in the opening, only to be let down with some cheesy high school distraction and that incomplete ending. Heck, the Japanese dub didn’t even complete the final episode.

Weirdest 2021 Anime Series:

Tenchi Souzou Design-bu

Honestly, God asking a bunch of weirdoes to design all sorts of animals on planet Earth?! I thought the Almighty is omniscient? Now He sounds more like some lazy grandpa and stamping His approval for 90% of whatever comes out from the sketch.

Other notable mentions:
* Hataraku Saibou S2: Still feels weird to see anthropomorphize cells as living in your body.
* Vlad Love: Very random stuffs going on. Like as though the producers were high on drugs when they concocted this.
* Toshokan Sensou: Imagine military personas waging some mock war over the censorship of books. BOOKS! What has the internet have to say about that?!
* Kaifuku Jutsushi No Yarinaoshi: Admit it, you’re here to see the rape scenes, right?! If only Keyarga could tell us his secret of using his multiple dicks to f*ck his girls simultaneously. Somehow.

Best 2021 Anime Short:

Dogeza De Tanondemita

Always say please! Ask and you shall be given! That is at least in theory in how and what you must do if you want to see a girl’s panties. She’ll be pressured or taken in by your ‘polite request’ that she’ll just show it to you!

Other notable mentions:
* Colorful: Short random skits in men trying to catch a glimpse of women’s pantsu. That’s why we men never learn. Yeah, it was all worth it too.
* Guraburu: I believe Vyrn being funny as ass making this short a lot funnier as there are too many characters to even give a damn about.

Worst 2021 Anime Short:

Ragnastrike Angels

HOLY SH*T!!! PREMATURE EJACULATION LASTS LONGER THAN THIS 30 SECOND NONSENSE!!!

Other notable mentions:
* Onigiri: Uhm, what? So this is not about that delicious Japanese rice ball, huh?
* Rail Romanesque: WTF people? Why are you forcing poor train loli cuties to come up and sell merchandise just to revive the locomotive industry?! WHY?!

Most Boring 2021 Anime Series:

Super Cub

I know you love Honda Super Cubs but this is the most boring way to celebrate your 100 millionth unit sold. So boring that they had to insert several classical music which I find to be more exciting to listen to than watching Koguma changing her engine oil.

Other notable mentions:
* Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Comedy Wa Machigatteiru Kan: Uhm, you still remember what happened last season which was about 5 years ago? No? Me neither.
* Log Horizon S3: Uhm, you still remember what happened last season which was about more than 5 years? No? Me neither too.
* Horimiya: Yawn… Sure, main characters who are polar opposites are attracted to each other. But I just don’t feel the spark of romance between them. Or the other characters. Should be called Boringmiyawn…
* Seijo No Maryoku Wa Bannou Desu: If I had the most boring romance category, this would’ve topped that list. Girl gets summoned to another world. Becomes some herbalist. Falls in love with a handsome knight. And nothing much happens!
* Koi To Yobu Ni Wa Kimochi Warui: To think that a working adult guy pesters a high school girl until she finally gives in and likes him back. Aside from that being creepy, everything else feels so boring because the other love rivals gave up too easily.
* Tantei Wa Mou Shindeiru: Assistant detective trying to play the pseudo role of a detective who is already dead but technically not dead… WHAT?!

Best 2021 Anime Song:

Twinkle Trick (Mahou Senshi Louie)

A very strange moment for me as I am flooded with nostalgia after hearing this song. With the lack of any good anime songs this year (I mean, really catchy ones), it is no surprise this retro takes top spot.

Other notable mentions:
* Gibiate (Gibiate): This is why this series didn’t end up as the worst anime. The opening number is a very cool instrumental with great shamisen and electric guitar combo. Felt wasted to be played in this crappy series.
* Master Mosquiton Theme (Master Mosquiton): A jazzy instrumental piece for the OVA that is both cool and casual.
* Fortune Quest Itsuka Kanau Yume (Fortune Quest): Has a catchy retro tune to it. Can’t get it out of my head for quite a while.
* Where You Are (Vlad Love): Has that retro vibe like Bakemonogatari’s Kogarashi Sentiment.
* Shingetsu (Vlad Love): Another great instrumental but this time violins to the fore.

Weirdest 2021 Anime Song:

You You You (Isekai Maou To Shoukan Shoujo No Dorei Majutsu Omega)

Oh my. Not really into this blaring techno dance pop thingy but WTF, I can’t stop dancing to this addictive tune!!! Especially cutie high pitch voice Shera singing the lead and some annoying DJ dude as her support vocals. Somebody make me stop dancing to this tune!!!

Other notable mentions:
* Baikubu Kanyuu No Uta ~Mou Konna Norimono Iyada~ (Bakuon): How much do you love the big 4 Japanese bike manufacturers? So big to come up with this cringe song!
* Hikari Are (Nanatsu No Taizai: Fundo No Shinpan): This song… FEELS SO GAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
* Gudafuwa Everyday Slime (Slime Taoshite 300-nen Shiranai Uchi Ni Level Max Ni Nattemashita): Woah. Aoi Yuuki rapping and talking nonsensically fast!

Best 2021 Anime Character:

Dino (Gal To Kyouryuu)

Character with no lines from the dinosaur ages having fun in our modern era. Ah, such simple creature.

Other notable mentions:
* Ryougen (Gundou Musashi): Supposed antagonist turned joker character. Best part, he went to the future with Da Vinci to become comedians! This ugly fatty really cracks me up!
* Denden (Gunjou No Magmell): Might be an unscrupulous trader but only if heartless Inyou could stop ripping him off. He should trade his day job to be a comedian.

Worst 2021 Anime Character:

Inaho Hitomebore (Master Mosquiton)

This b*tch cares only nothing but herself and money. Don’t want to say anything further about her. Just mentioning her name infuriates me! Hmph!

Other notable mentions:
* Selein Hemein (Tatoeba Last Dungeon Mae No Mura No Shounen Ga Joban No Machi De Kurasu Youna Monogatari): F*cking yandere trying to get into Lloyd’s pants…
* Naoto Hachiouji (Ijiranaide Nagatoro-san): Worse than the bully herself, this wuss actually cried twice on the first episode!!!
* Reona Kisaragi (Kyuukyoku Shinka Shita Full Dive RPG Ga Genjitsu Yori Mo Kusoge Dattara): Don’t let those boobs fool you. She has an ulterior motive in asking you to do stuffs and won’t hesitate to use those twin peaks as her means. And then she’ll laugh her ass off at your misfortune…
* Yoshida (Hige Wo Soru Soshite Joshikousei Wo Hirou): Let’s give him the title of Saint Virgin already! Yes, we are all jealous this guy cannot be tempted by any sexual advances even if the cute girl herself gives him her permission! That’s the worst if you ask me! You’re not human!

A slightly revamped category list this year or otherwise it is generally and mostly the same like previous years. Yes, I thought I could do more categories or improve it as said before but looks like I couldn’t. Can I still blame a certain virus for that?! Okay then. Time to move on and look forward to next year! I mean, got to remain positive, right? How else am I going to enjoy all the good anime as well as cringe at the bad ones?!

Oh dear. Not another isekai anime. Ah, right. It’s not surprising these days since there is bound to be at least an isekai anime in every season. So, if you are bored with those kind of isekai shows whereby the main character goes on to become the greatest hero of the other world and has tons and unlimited amount of powers that make him/her look like God, don’t worry. There are those who are more than happy to lead a slow and peaceful (read: f*king boring) life in the other world. Like that slime one. No, not that reincarnated slime one. That boy who farmed slimes one. And now we have another. Don’t worry. It won’t be slimes but a pharmacist. Yup. What better way to live your life selling drugs and potions in the other world as seen in Cheat Kusushi No Slow Life – Isekai Ni Tsukurou Drugstore. But don’t expect any miracles here. I mean, the title already says all we need to expect from this one. Wait a minute. Then how can the synopsis put ‘slow and hectic life’?! Can those words even exist in the same sentence?! I hope it isn’t those kind of drugs he is selling…

Episode 1
Meet our main characters. Reiji Kirio, former salaryman, now a pharmacist running his own drugstore in this isekai world. Noela, werewolf and poster girl. Mina Fleuret, ghost who lives in this house as well as Reiji’s assistant. Alf bugs Reiji to sell this new super potion in his shop. Because unlike other potions, it doesn’t taste like trash. Yeah, he is got a fifth kid coming! Surprisingly, Reiji agrees. In no time, everyone loves the taste and there’s a beeline outside both their stores. When a mother enters the drugstore, her little daughter throws a tantrum as she is irritated from being tired. Noela plays with her to calm her down even if it means letting her play with her tail which is her weakness. Now she wants to come back here again to play with her. As Reiji goes out with Noela to do errands (WTF, Mina wants to get wool panties? Do ghosts need to wear them?), they see a crazy couple. Zeral being chased by a knife wielding Feris! Poor Reiji gets caught up in the mess. Feris continues to throw a tantrum so Reiji is forced to hear what happened. Looks like Noela has to offer her tail again while Zeral spills the beans. Apparently ever since they started dating, Feris became so overprotective that the slightest unrelated other girl he bumps into, she’ll become a monster! So he thinks something is possessing her and wants his help to make a potion to exorcise the ghost! He’ll see what he can do. Come back later tonight. So we see Reiji going home to make something. He hands Zeral the drink and the next morning, he comes by in a panic. Because Feris is so calm! So it’s not some exorcist potion Reiji gave but Landenflower tea. Because Feris couldn’t sleep, it made her irritable and emotionally unstable. Zeral thanks him by giving him a huge stack of money. He is a rich kid. If you don’t mind him, he’ll go dating with Feris now. Reiji going to explode from jealousy! Quick, somebody give him that tea! Ah, so calming. Later in the woods, Noela is reeling from the foul stench of the utsubo flower (Rafflesia?). Since only werewolves can smell them, Reiji quickly makes a natural deodorant to pour on the plant. Instantly the bad smell is gone. With Mina’s advice, they sell it and it becomes a hit overnight! Everyone using it as their toilet deodorant!

Episode 2
Alf’s kids are here to check out Noela and play with her. All the touching is making her comfortable so Reiji made a substitute fluffy tail for them. Too bad they still prefer the original. As Reiji and Noela head down to Rabbit’s Tavern run by Rena to get food, he also gives her a new potion that makes dishwashing easier. Soon, a couple of guys, Doz and Moz look like they want to pick a fight with him but their boss, Annabelle tells them to stop. Rena says that they are from Red Cat Brigade, mercenaries hired to protect this town. After Reiji leaves, Doz and Moz come running to him. Seems they are begging him to send more of his super potions at cheaper price. Because Annabelle has been sneakily drinking them, it is costing them and they don’t have money. Reiji can deliver to them for free in exchange they help spread the word of his dishwashing potion. Now they’re praying to him as the medicine god! They try it out and it works like a charm. Pay your tributes to the medicine god! Next morning, Noela is supposed to deliver them but Annabelle happens to be passing by and will take over the deliveries from now on. Am I reading too much that she might have some other motive? As Reiji picked up some medicinal seeds from the forest, he needs a plot of land to grow them. Thank goodness rich kid Zeral is willing to lend him a plot to farm. However he is told that recently crops have been ravaged even though it is fenced up. Getting the idea from the utsubo flower, he makes a smelly spray and sprays it over the fence to have wild animals stay away from the crops. Works like a charm but sensitive Noela now finds him stinky and Mina thinks he didn’t take a bath! When Annabelle is here to get the potions, she hopes Reiji can sell a few more and she’ll pay for the extras. Her henchmen then come barging in to tell the truth. Recently, tough bandits have been in town and the townspeople have been injured while fighting them. Yeah, at this rate those mercenaries will not be needed. Annabelle has been giving the potions to them. Of course Reiji will help out and after getting an idea seeing Noela crying after cutting an onion, he creates a new potion using spicy capshin peppers. Don’t get too close or it’ll sting your eyes! Oops, too late. So much so the Red Cat Brigade trio don’t want to carry it themselves and try to pass it to the other. Yeah, they take turns eventually. And of course, the potion is effective enough to ward the bandits off and send them fleeing-cum-screaming.

Episode 3
Rayne who is the butler for Lord Casty Fen Dran Valgas, invites Reiji to the mansion to meet the lord’s wife, Flam. This is the lord who rules over this town, you know. Apparently Flam wants Reiji to make an anti-aging cream for her as rumours are going about that she looks old. And he is given 5 days to make it! Just in time for her to host her dinner party. I’m sure Reiji tries some flattery but he realizes that rumours are hard to dispel (thanks to his own personal experience) so he’ll see what he can do. So he makes it in time and she doesn’t believe it?! You better believe it! If it doesn’t work, she doesn’t have to pay. She tries it and it works like a miracle. Soon the rumours dispel and a very satisfied customer is she. Soon, Elaine who is her daughter, comes looking for Reiji. WTF Mina thinks he has taken his affair with a married woman to another level by involving her daughter?! Anyway, Elaine wants him to make a love potion for her seeing he successfully granted mom her wish. She won’t take no for an answer. Nobles… Anyway, she wants it because in a few days, her family will be attending a party hosted by another noble. Ah, I see there’s a boy she likes. Reiji tries flattery again and even though she admits her cuteness, she still wants a love potion. So he makes some spray charm for her. Now she’ll level up as a lady. He helps spray some over her to test it out before Rayne comes to get her. Apparently we know where this is heading as we see Elaine blush like a tsundere towards Reiji. A few days later, Elaine returns to Reiji. Apparently she won’t be going to the party. I can see where this is going… But to give herself an excuse, she claims she wants to help around the store as it is a good chance to learn about the world. Okay then, be Noela’s assistant. Yeah, chance for wolf girl to boss somebody around. I don’t see what is wrong with Elaine’s speech as she gives a long winded and polite greeting but Reiji thinks it will creep out customers. We see Elaine enjoying the way Reiji calls her name as she blurts out her ulterior motive of wanting to secretly come to see him every night. On a hot day, Reiji makes another miracle. A cream that makes you feel like you’re in the middle of a cold blizzard! So effective that the girls are even acting like they’re being sleepy from the intense cold! Even the ghost girl. Don’t sleep or you’ll die!!! Oh damn, they used up all the cream in the bottle!

Episode 4
WTF?! Noela lost to a squirrel?! Turns out it is poisoned but nothing like Reiji’s potion to heal it. As thanks the squirrel sends rokushou nuts to his place. As Reiji visits Rabbit’s Tavern, looks like Rena and her father just chased away this fatty dude, Fernando. Care to hear what happened? He just opened a restaurant in town and is trying to buy out his competition. Of course Rabbit’s Tavern will not be sold. The idea is to make something that customers would want. Ah, rokushou nuts. Rena’s father is surprised he has those because it is very high grade and chefs around the world can’t find it! So yeah, they’re going to make their own sauce. However Noela ate most of the nuts! Time to go find the squirrel. Despite not finding it at first, the smart squirrel must’ve read the plot and left a huge pile of those nuts. Soon, customers are streaming into Rabbit’s Tavern. Even Fernando wants to try. No jumping queue! He tastes it and is ecstatic. He realizes Rabbit’s Tavern owner didn’t make this or else they would’ve done this from the start. He believes it is Reiji and goes talk to him to get him to sell the sauce. Money will not motivate him as Fernando pleads to at least tell him where he got it. Will he believe the squirrel story? Anyway, Noela leaves him a bunch of those nuts so either way, it is fatty’s loss. When Feris comes to see Reiji, she is complaining Zeral hasn’t been getting on with her! Is it because there are other women?! Oh dear. Calm down. Seems Feris wants him to make an aphrodisiac potion. Can he refuse? First, Reiji goes to ask Zeral. He tries not to be too direct for confidentiality purpose but gets irked with rich guy’s answer. Reiji creates Emotion Drive! Really? ED?! How the hell does he know it works? Has he tried it out? Mina accidentally drinks it and wants to get horny with him! Guarantee she won’t die of embarrassment! To make matters worse, Noela feeds Anabelle the same and now she feels naughty too. Threesome is okay?! And how does Reiji now that anti-poison potion he fed the squirrel would work?! He has Noela fetch it but she breaks the bottle. Oops. Not sure how he lasted all night but next day, Mina is squirming with regret. Didn’t say he didn’t warn you. When Zeral comes by, Reiji gives him drink it. Works like a charm. Oh no. No gay stuffs! In the end, Zeral and Feris are happy together. Yeah, Reiji feeling annoyed seeing them like that.

Episode 5
There is going to be a hunting festival-cum-competition in town. Soon, an elf girl named Ririka enters Reiji’s shop seeking for his help. You see, her brother, Kururu has been the defending champion for many years. But since this year he is on the management side, she is tasked to take over his role. Reiji can see where this is going so he tells her off there is no potion to make her archery skills better! Yup, her arrow shooting skills suck. So Reiji is now her trainer? Oh well, he watches her shoot and she shoots everywhere except the target! Even Noela hits all her target! Is this her first time?! Noticing her hands are injured, Reiji gives her a potion to sooth the pain and this time she can shoot better. He also tells her to use a shorter bow to help improve her accuracy. As the tournament starts, Ririka follows through with Reiji’s plan. Apparently Reiji has made a potion that will lure the beasts to her. So she won’t be going hunting but the beasts will come to her instead. All you monsters line up and get shot one by one! Must be the easiest video game… The potion is too potent and can’t stop attracting beasts. At the end of the day, Ririka wins by a mile but instead of giving her victory speech, she runs all the way to Reiji’s shop. She wants to thank him but upon reaching there, she gets cold feet and runs away. Our suspicions confirmed as Ririka realizes she is in love with Reiji! Next day, Kururu comes in to thank Reiji on her behalf. He has a feeling they’ll be meeting again. Hopefully no gay stuffs… As Mina can never leave the house, each time she does, she returns to the sofa in the living room. Ghost girl so depressed… Reiji then finds out this house was remodelled after she became a ghost. Well what do you know? A secret room beneath. He finds a brooch belonging to the Fleuret family. They experiment with it as Mina returns to it after leaving a certain distance. As long as she has it, she can now go anywhere she wants! Hooray! Group hug! So easily solved. With Noela having stomach ache because of her curiosity to eat things off the ground, Reiji makes a potion for her but has her promise not to do that again. While it does help relief her stomach ache, if she ever breaks that promise, she’ll have to pay a price. That is, the effects of that medicine will make all food taste extremely bitter after that. And Noela learns the hard way. Soon, this medicine is used to help keep strays from rummaging through the garbage. Who feed the medicine to those strays in the first place anyway?!

Episode 6
OMG! Noela using her full strength on the knife to chop cabbage?! The knife broke! Don’t tell Reiji. Actually he saw the whole thing. But won’t be mad. Hence he goes out to the store to buy a replacement. But this place is dark and gloomy. He thought nobody is around but is spooked when Paula wakes up since he is being too noisy. Paula knows him since she is a frequent of his energy potion. Due to requests from the townspeople to fix their armour, she has been having sleepless nights trying to fix it. If there was only some sort of liquid that can make them stick… Oh yeah. Reiji will get on to it. And so he comes back with a super glue. Sticks like hell and won’t come off! Wow! Then stupid Noela plays with it and has her fingers stuck. Messing about more, her hand gets stuck to Reiji’s. Not that she dislikes it. Now they can be together forever! Of course Reiji creates another potion to unstuck them. Noela so sad… Next day when Paula comes in to give her thanks, Reiji doesn’t recognize her because she is in her dress. Of course her complexion is better as she slept well. Thanks to his adhesive, she finished an entire month of workload. Don’t be fooled by that cute demeanour. Her attitude is like of an old man! But soon she comes back complaining nobody comes to her shop. Those who did, left without buying anything. Oh right. It’s dark and gloomy! And since she is bugging Reiji, I guess he has to come help her. Yeah, even help clean her shop! If she can’t get Mina or Noela as her assistants, maybe Reiji? When he sees some items worn down, he makes a polishing potion to help make some shine. Now everything is so shiny! All we have to do is wait for customers to stroll in… But soon she is back complaining nobody stops at her shop! Well, this place is out in the countryside so you bet adventurers don’t stop by here often. She thinks of building a dungeon or something. Is Reiji supposed to do that?! Then he trolls her for being a pain in the ass for a long time but she gets the last laugh after teasing him he felt bad for thinking so. Meanwhile Garou Ejil who is the king of hell has been addicted to Reiji’s potions. Because his servant won’t buy as much as he wants for fear of getting too addicted, he imprisons him. Now he will have to get those tasty drinks himself.

Episode 7
Ejil uses lots of his magic to teleport himself to Reiji’s store. However he has no money. Sorry, Reiji isn’t doing charity. Not even going to give you 1 for free even if you’re the Demon Lord! Ejil threatens to destroy the shop but the smart capitalist pig says doing so means nobody will make the potions anymore. And just like that he becomes meek. The moment he sees Noela, he falls in love with her. He wants to marry her but Noela rejects him and likes Reiji instead! The ended quickly. Damn Ejil cursing Reiji again getting in his way. He tries to give half the world to him. If he conquers it. Not working. Okay, okay. So if money is what you want, he’ll get it. A few days later, Ejil returns with a bag. Turns out it wasn’t everyone respecting his Demon Lord role and donated. They pitied him and gave pittance. Yeah, not enough to cover a potion but Reiji will give him out of pity. Ejil’s greatest dilemma because accepting it means acknowledging he is pitiful. He tries to give it to Noela but she rejects. So pitiful, Reiji thinks of giving a freebie as souvenir! Should he take it?! Next desperate attempt, he wants to learn how to make the potions and wants to work under him. Okay. Whatever. Ejil tries to impress Noela at work (not working) but treats Mina indifferently (she ignores him). Since Ejil really wants to know Noela’s true feelings (he thinks Noela is tsundere?!), Reiji creates a potion that will hear one’s thoughts. Damn, he really made one?! Whoever drinks it, others can hear the thoughts. He tests it out on Noela. Works fine. Ejil’s turn to hear. Whatever she says are the same with her thoughts. In short, she still rejects him. Mina then accidentally drinks it. The gang are about to find out the horrible truth. On the outside, Mina is sweet but her thoughts are dark! Damn, is she a delinquent?! Scary! The rest go to great lengths to appease her. Ejil can’t run away. No, your shift isn’t over. We’re in this together! At the end of the exhausting day, Reiji knows he can’t sell it. We can all foresee the problem when couples quarrel, right?

Episode 8
Casty, Elaine’s father summons Reiji. Looks like recently Elaine has been avoiding him. But he blames Reiji for trying to steal his daughter?! He tries to explain about puberty. This has Casty remember he found Elaine’s pantsu mixed up in the laundry. Yeah, see where that headed? Elaine then takes Reiji away to chat in her room. Don’t need to spend any more time with this dirty old man. She really hates your guts now, huh? Reiji can tell despite she regrets the harsh things she said. Reiji gets an idea about Noela’s doll scent. Hence he makes an odourless soap for Casty. Oh damn, the soap does more than just do away with body odour?! F*ck! Casty is now a younger version of himself! WTF?! No wonder Elaine freaking out who this guy is! Since Elaine is clinging on to Reiji, I guess he has to play along. Yeah, Reiji acting as the villain trying to steal Elaine away. Heck, Elaine actually loves this and wants to elope! But with daddy saying lots of loving stuffs that tugs the heartstrings, in no time Elaine is jumping back into his arms. Just like that, father and daughter are back. A few days later, Reiji receives a thank you letter as well as a warning to stay away from Elaine. Time to explain it is all just an act. Yeah, could have won the Oscars… We see Reiji nursing Mina because she is sick. HOW THE F*CK CAN A GHOST BE SICK?! I know she is died of an illness but this is too much. As Mina regrets causing others trouble with her sickness, you bet Reiji is going to do something about it. After convincing Ejil to get all the ingredients he need in exchange to touch Noela’s tail (too bad she’s not in the mood), he creates a potion and then gives Mina her mom’s diary he found in the basement. WOAH! THE POTION CREATES A HOLOGRAM REPLAY OF MOTHER’S THOUGHTS???!!! ARE YOU SURE HE IS JUST A PHARMACIST???!!! We see mother stressed out taking care of Mina. She is angry her illness never cured. Mina also mad and thinks it was a good thing she died first. But soon, mom regrets Mina died because she could’ve been a happy child. She misses her now that she is gone and couldn’t give her the brooch that is handed down for generations in the family. It signifies finding happiness. Wow. Just enough to reveal this important moment before the effects wear off. Mina is glad her mom’s feelings reached her. But I suppose she still has some regrets because otherwise she should’ve gone over. Reiji remembers meeting Mina here for the first time. She wanted to be friends with those who stayed here but everyone was afraid to make contact with her. I guess Reiji isn’t afraid of ghosts, huh? And with her wish for those who live here to be happy, Mina is satisfied. So when she gonna cross over?

Episode 9
Time to take a break and go picnic-cum-fishing by the lake! Yeah, did Ejil just invite himself? Of course the ladies in swimsuit, Ejil just died seeing Neola’s cuteness. Did he go to heaven? DEMON LORD WENT TO HEAVEN! Let that sink in! As Reiji fishes, he thought he caught a big one but it turns out to be a cute girl. WHAT?! Actually, Vivi is the spirit of the lake and she is quite a pessimist and sceptic. Ejil tries to assert his authority over her but apparently Noela’s word is law so you better not bully her! Vivi is treated to eat with them but she remains sceptical they harbour some ulterior motives. She then reveals that she used to have humans who come here to offer her food at the shrine. However she only ate them and did nothing in return. In time, humans stopped coming here. And with the increase in monsters around the area, you bet the lake was soon deserted. Also, Vivi must maintain low temperature or else she will revert into her liquid form. Hence Reiji and co stay with her near the lake as Reiji suggests a fishing competition. In the end, Mina-Noela pair wins. Reiji thinks of taking some back for Rabbit Tavern and the rest Vivi can use for food. Of course pessimist Vivi thinks that is weird. Why so considerate? After all, humans always expect something in return after offering. She feels useless she cannot reciprocate those wishes since she is a useless spirit. Reiji using the right words, yup, we’re friends so there is no need to pay back. So as not to leave her alone, Reiji suggests coming to work in his shop. Her temperature problem? No problem. Conveniently he has this gel that maintains that coolness. SOLVED! Now she gets to work at his shop. Ejil is her senior. Trying to boss her around? How does that impress Noela? Until Vivi points out Noela is her friend so now he is the one who is sucking up to her. One day Paula and Anabelle are talking to Mina about maintaining the beauty of a woman. They rope in Reiji and voila! He creates a hair remover cream for them. Apparently naughty Noela has some ideas on her own. The next day she is seen hiding her tail and when caught, it is bald! She used the cream without his permission. Don’t worry, it’ll grow back, right? Oh, the cream is supposed to not make hair grow too?! Noela cries harder and seeing how much she regrets it all, our alchemist creates a hair grower for her. Yeah, it’s that easy. Hopefully Noela will learn her lesson.

Episode 10
What’s this? Annabelle being a Spartan trainer for Mina, Noela and Vivi? Don’t you dare talk back to your officer and give me 10 laps around the town! Yesterday, Vivi bugged Reiji for a potion to make her stronger. He advised against relying on potions. With Annabelle coming into the store at the right time, this prompts Reiji an idea. So as the girls start running, Noela drags Reiji to run with them. It’s more fun, right?! There goes Reiji’s plans to take it easy and nap! Yup, Reiji being the slowest of the lot gets his ass hit by Annabelle’s wooden sword! Next is push ups. Reiji wants to escape but Vivi won’t let him. What about our promise to be strong together? LIES! Reiji manages to excuse himself by claiming he is going to me a strong potion. So while the girls tough it out, Reiji creates his potion. He then returns. Noela drinks it and starts to buff up! Woah! Even Reiji doesn’t think it could work this fast! Hilarious moment as Noela is so muscular, her voice deepens and she can hear her muscles speak! Bring back the old Noela! Oh sh*t! Even Mina is muscular! Now her abs are talking to her! Undo! UNDO!!! Yeah, wait for an hour… Luckily Vivi didn’t take it since she is too tired. So I guess Reiji learns his lesson that this isn’t a good way to get stronger. Yeah. No shortcuts. Ejil thinks Noela doesn’t like him as their relationship hasn’t progressed. Took you long enough to figure out, huh?! He pleads to Reiji for a potion. Can medicine solve this?! Reiji doesn’t think so but seeing Ejil is desperate and that good vibes among his employees is important, he’ll see what he can do. So he talks to the girls about Ejil. Noela outright saying all the things she doesn’t like about him. But it hit Reiji when Noela says Ejil doesn’t smell like him. Hence Reiji comes up with a potion for Ejil to take slowly to replace his cells to smell like him. A week later, time to put it to the test. They blindfold Noela to see if she can sniff the real master. She hesitates at first. A sign showing it is working. After another sniff, she picks Reiji correctly. But how? When she was sniffing Ejil, she heard some perverted panting. Yeah, dead giveaway. Ejil still happy nevertheless and wants to pour this potion on himself every day to be sniffed! I guess this pervert is the problem, huh? Noela beats him up and still doesn’t like him. But with Reiji asking them to be nice to each other, oh well, can defy his words.

Episode 11
Paula has been eating for free at Reiji’s place. Since when did he become a restaurant? But one day she didn’t show up. Reiji goes to check on her and sees she is studying. Looks like she needs to renew her item identifying licence and is burning the midnight oil. And since he is here, she wants him to make a potion that will not let her fail! Yeah, the exam is tomorrow morning and in the next town over so she thought of cramming it. Oh damn, with those puppy dog eyes, you bet Reiji is going to do something. And so Reiji makes one that won’t make you forget what you study for 24 hours. All that is left for Paula to work hard. A few days later, Paula returns and has passed her exam. She wants to thank him by giving him a kiss but you know, Noela will not allow that. So I guess she’s staying for lunch then. Vivi thinks Mina’s skin is perfect. Yeah, she’s a ghost. But you know, ladies would like to have something that makes their skin smooth and look all young. Just leave it to Reiji as he creates a gel that blocks out UV rays. Now they can play in the sun without worrying about damaging their skin. Because Vivi applied too much on her face, she has Reiji touch it since it is bouncy. Oh man, Reiji seems to find it addictive! Like those bubble wraps, huh? Of course jealous Noela also wants to have a piece of it. So this is better than her fluffy tail? Ejil too wants to have his share but thankfully Reiji’s absolute words make him stop. Soon, rumours of this gel spread as one by one the characters start coming in to buy this gel. So popular it has become that Reiji raked in the profits. Enough to cover his soaring food expenses. Yeah, Reiji sure had this product monopolized… Lastly, we see Reiji hating his previous life. He didn’t want to go to work and was agonizing so badly about it. Then it’s like suddenly he just pops up in this isekai?! Wow. How the?! I didn’t know wishing that hard could do such miracles?! Yeah, still more believable than Reiji making his miracle potions. HAHAHA!!!

Episode 12
Elaine invites Reiji to her family party to appreciate everyone in town. While Noela and Mina are excited for it, the opposite is true for Reiji. You see, in his previous world, he has bad experience with that so he isn’t up for it. But since Noela and Mina are looking forward to it, I guess he’ll go too. But what will he wear? No worries. Ejil will help him out. Noela disapproves of it and beats him up. Soon, Doz and Moz come looking for Reiji. Looks like Red Cat Brigade is also invited. Because Doz can’t hold his liquor, he wants Reiji to make a potion to increase his tolerance. The last time Doz drank a little, he passed out and woke up in some barrel. Annabelle laughed her ass off. Hence he hopes to show off to her this time. After making a potion and having Noela to deliver it, Paula then brings in Ejil’s servant who has been looking for him (Ejil never said anything about his part time job). Seeing how Reiji has complete control over Ejil, he calls Reiji as the Great Demon Lord! Oh sh*t! Now he ranks higher?! He can leave Ejil in his care. That night, Ejil dreams of how much he hates his previous job. Yeah, just like that he is whisked to this world. Don’t even know how he got those clothes. Wasn’t he wearing a suit? Nearby, he sees an injured wolf with a pack of potions. Noticing it tastes bad, Reiji uses his new medicine knowledge to create a better potion and save the wolf. The wolf then turns into Noela (again, how the f*ck did she have those clothes if her wolf form is naked?). Grateful, Noela decides to follow her master who saved her life. And since Reiji isn’t sure about this world, I guess he needed her help. Reiji and his ladies are at the party. All the young ladies crowd around Reiji and trying to offer themselves to him. After all, he is the guy who created all that wonderful youthful products, right? And of course Feris still psychotic and trying to kill Zeral for talking to another woman! Can they both leave? Doz shows off his drinking skills to Annabelle. Wow. She’s stunning and looking different in a dress. Kururu dances for the evening and did he just wink at Reiji? Ejil who was late and left out in the cold, his servant takes pity on him so they have their own party outside. Mina and Noela take Reiji to dance. He doesn’t find this all bad as long as they’re happy. After all, this world gave him a chance to enjoy life.

Breaking Fad: Fool Mental Alchemist
You know, as much as I wish and pray as hard as Reiji did, I AM STILL STUCK HERE IN THIS REALITY WATCHING ANIMES INSTEAD OF BEING A COOL HERO IN ANOTHER WORLD!!! Yeah. This has got to be the best ever transfer from the evil abusive Earth to the happy fantasy isekai. No need to die and reincarnate. No need to be summoned by some magic. He just popped out like that out of nowhere into another world. Uh huh. Run out of creative ways already, huh? Then this one must take the cake. Because it’s not like we’re going to be impressed of how Reiji comes to this world, right? For the laziest and lamest of reasons, this was how it was done. No questions asked. It’s like that. Just accept it. Oh well, if he is happy with the slow life, so be it.

So either you’ll love or hate this series because the story isn’t anything much. I mean after all, we’ve already been told in the title itself as the synopsis that this was going to be the slow (but somehow hectic) life of Reiji in the other world. Hence every episode feels a lot like random standalone fillers that you could watch at any chronological order. Wait. I take that back. You can’t really do that since many of the supporting characters will recur again in later episodes. But yeah, the overall of this series doesn’t have a proper plot to begin with. So it was really silly of me to think there would be some sort of twist in the end. But if that were to happen, it would’ve broken its rule to have Reiji lead a slow and peaceful life. So no pending doom of the world ending or some evil megalomaniac trying to take over the world. I’m sure his old bosses must be panicking to realize their trusty corporate slave is missing. Hah. Yeah, isn’t the slow life the best? Everybody can stay safe and have fun every day! Hooray! Banzai for the slow (boring) life!

But the think that really annoys me is how Reiji has this God-like ability to make any potion he makes works. This is the part which I find really baffling and more like a plot convenience. Not sure if Reiji is being overly modest to claim he is just a pharmacist but yet he can perform God-like miracles in the form of his potion. I mean, look at it this way. How the f*ck in the whole wide world can he create a potion that works on his first try?! I MEAN, HOW???!!! I am not sure what education background he has got but from what I see, he was just an ordinary salesman in his previous life. He didn’t even study medicine, so how the hell does he even have the slightest knowledge in pharmacy?! Even if I am not in this pharmacist business, common sense tells me that there are going to be lots of trials and errors before coming up with the intended product. But as we see here, Reiji actually makes them work on his first try!!! UNBELIEVABLE! SO SUGOI!!!

If that doesn’t convince you, it feels like he knows what kind of ingredients to get! Like as though he was just not bothered to make them until a client came to request something. Then he just uses his head to think what kind of ingredients are needed. Without much effort to even gather them! Wow. So convenient! This world sure has all the ingredients he needs. And to make things worse, he doesn’t even test most of his end products so how the f*ck can he confidently say that they work when he gives it to his clients???!!! I don’t know what science this world operates and maybe that is why Reiji is like God. Yeah, maybe there are scenes we don’t see but it sure makes a hell lot of no sense to see Reiji coming up with the final product in no time. Even more so within the same day! F*ck! Is making potions that easy for him?! I’m surprised nobody is asking him to make a potion for immortality because I bet Reiji can do that too. F*cking pharmacist might as well elevate himself to God status since he is somewhat playing God himself. And to think there are no other rivals or even any job close to Reiji’s one. Remember, the slow life. Damn if he was a greedy motherf*cker, he could easily monopolize this drug business and be the lord of this rural village. Oh wait. Didn’t the title mention something about being a cheat pharmacist… Yeah, it feels like he ‘cheated’ in some ways to make those potions…

Uh huh. It feels like an insult to see that same recycled scene and montage when Reiji goes to make his miracle potion or gel. You know, the one where they play the fun and lively fanfare while we see snippets of Reiji doing, uhm, things. Some of them not even relating to make the intended potion. I mean, WTF we see him chopping up some vegetables?! And what’s this he is, uhm, playing air conductor with his fingers or something? Sometimes, they even throw in montage of Mina and Noela having fun with each other. Yup, nothing to do with the potion making at all! Oh damn, you’re misleading everyone to think you’re making the final product! And finally when all that is done, we see Reiji holding the final product in the form of some glowing light orb sphere whatever that is! Voila! Here it is! Utter nonsense. So WTF. Yeah, I guess this is necessary so as to see the ‘effort’ Reiji puts in to make that unbelievable potion instead of popping out from thin air. Sheesh.

Of course, of course, the last episode revealed that when he was whisked away to this world, he was instantly given appraisal and medicine making skills. That is why you can see all those fairies holding up the notices on screen to tell us what kind of plant or animal Reiji is looking at. So this is his appraisal skills, huh? Sounds so much like plot convenience. Still, doesn’t explain how or why the f*ck Reiji was whisked to this other world and given this skill. Hence I can’t speculate if it was God who helped him because he saw how pitiful his previous life was and decided to help out. None of that. Suddenly just like that, Reiji got a new skill and a new life. That sounds so ridiculous… Even with his awesome medicine making skills, it still feels like BS that he doesn’t need to test them at all. Everything is alright at first go. Because his appraisal probably said so. Well, whatever. As long as he is having fun with his slow life.

As for the characters, if you just look purely in the context of this anime and its genre, they’re pretty likeable and cute in their own way. But otherwise, if you’re expecting something more, you’d be pretty much disappointed. Yeah, I’m saying that because I was trying to resist myself from expecting more from them. Like Reiji himself, I’ve already said what needs to be said about his God-like potion making skills. So why even bother to make him an isekai character? Well, maybe it is that same reason why he has superior potion making skills. Most of the comedy comes from Reiji’s sarcasm and his comebacks because you know, some of the other characters are, uhm, dumb or expect too much from him (especially placing their faith in making miracles for them), so you bet Reiji has something to say about that. Other than that, Reiji is pretty average. Which is pretty okay because it’s the slow and simple life he wants, right?

For his assistants, what else can I say? Noela may strike as the pet mascot of the series but I see her mostly as a dumb retard. The only reason we overlook this is because she is just cute and kawaii in her role so we forgive her and let her do her antic. Being loyal to her master is one thing but sometimes I find that wanting his attention and doing silly stuffs to go about it or even showing her jealousy could feel irritating at times. But course, she’s so cute and has a fluffy tail so we close a blind eye. I kept wondering the first time Reiji met her, why was she injured and why was she having a bag of potions. What was she doing there? Who was her previous master? You know what? Don’t think too much and just accept this like it is. This is the setting of how Reiji and Noela met. Don’t ask further. You mustn’t. Mina looks like she is going to be one of those cliché and boring character of a good girl. Yeah, it was nice to see she actually has a dark side and damn, I would actually love to see her in this mode for the rest of the anime. Too bad, slow life, remember, people. Even more so she acts more like a human than a ghost so much so we forget she is one. I mean, she doesn’t walk through walls as often as we think she should. Don’t want to freak out others? At this rate, nobody should be even afraid of her. It’s a small town and everybody knows everybody, right?

What makes no sense for me is the episode that solves why she cannot leave this place. Because if she returns to the brooch each time she leaves the house, why is it on the sofa and not near the brooch which is kept underground directly beneath the sofa? At least pop up on its drawer or something. I mean, there is a considerable distance between the sofa and the brooch. So when Reiji tested it, she pops back up close to the brooch. Huh? Yeah, it feels like a flimsy reason to free Mina so that she could go beyond her boundaries. Taking the cake is that she doesn’t even know about the secret basement. Sure, the house was remodelled after she died. But did she not notice the basement?! If she could go through walls and stuffs, could she have at least discovered the basement?! Something not right. But whatever. I don’t care now because the more I think, the more headache I’ll have. Can Reiji create a potion for me so that I won’t have headaches thinking about trivial stuffs like this?

The other characters just play their minimal roles because it would be utterly boring to see Reiji and his assistants’ antics only. Hence they give Reiji something to do (not necessarily helping his business since I noticed he helps them out of charity mostly) and thus those incredible miracle potions we see in every episode. So yeah, what are the chances that Reiji has accumulated his own harem? No potion made these girls have a soft spot for Reiji. So we have the tomboyish Annabelle to the bratty Elaine and the other joker who is Paula to the low self-confidence Vivi and shy Ririka. Too bad Rena isn’t part of that harem as depicted in the end credits. Did they run out of space to put her in the picture? Whatever. Then they troll us with Kururu who could’ve awakened some bromance but thankfully Reiji isn’t some sort of hard gay. Phew. Better to have a harem of cute girls than a single gay elf! If you need another dumb comic relief character, Ejil has got that covered since his one-sided love for Noela feels a lot more cringe than anything else. Imagine the great Demon Lord stooping this low and becomes a ‘slave’ for a human all because in the name of love. I don’t think any potion can cure his dumbness but okay, stay like that as you are. I wonder if the constant rejection from Noela, he has turned into a masochist and accepts Noela’s punishments as a new form of love. Boy, he is sure turning into a degenerate. Any chance Reiji could make a potion to cure this idiot? Oh right. There is no cure for idiots! But Reiji the medicine god might smash that belief, you know…

Art and animation are pretty okay. On first looks, the characters do look a bit cartoonish as they lean more towards the cute and kawaii design. Hence you might think that this is a show for younger audiences as the colouring and hues are vivid and bright. If there is a character design I have to pick a bone with, it is Noela. Actually it is more of because, is this wolf girl wearing just knickers as her pants?! Not as sexy as your typical pantsu but really, she’s wearing knickers out in the open?! Oh well, I guess that beats her in her birthday suit, right? And the other thing about Mina being a ghost. Normally in Japanese anime when a character is a ghost, the feet are mostly faded. Here, it is her cowlick (if I should call that protruding part of her hair) that is fading. Sure, Mina isn’t a Japanese character (although technically she is still an anime character) so I find it weird that this indication is at the top instead of the bottom. Yeah, it’ll look creepy if we see Mina floating all the time instead of walking since she is quite a main supporting character. We have to treat her as a human and not a ghost! For more cute illustrations, at the end of every episode, different illustrators share their illustrations for us to enjoy. This anime is done by EMT Squared who has done some similarly cute looking animes too like Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear, Kuma Miko, Urahara and Nyanko Days.

Voice acting is pretty okay. Didn’t recognize anybody in particular and at first I thought Tomokazu Sugita made his cameo as Fernando but it turned out to be Teruyuki Tanzawa instead (Reon in Haikyuu). The other main casts are Jun Fukushima as Reiji (Kazuma in KonoSuba), Risae Matsuda as Noela (Kaoru in Toji No Miko), Akane Kumada as Mina (Eren in Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken), Mariko Higashiuchi as Annabelle (Kanegami in Nourin), Satsumi Matsuda as Elaine (Jinko in Nana Maru San Batsu), Seika Hirose as Paula, Saori Oonishi as Vivi (Aiz in DanMachi), Yuka Watari as Ririka, Reo Nakanishi as Kururu and Fumiko Uchimura as Ejil (Mavis in Watashi Nouryoku Wa Heikinchi De Itta Yo Ne). I think the opening theme, Kokoro Hayaru by Akane Kumada is too lively a rock piece for this slow life anime, isn’t it? No? Okay, must be just me then not finding this song appealing enough. So should a slow and calming piece be played for the series then? Well, too bad the ending theme, Mainichi Kashimashi Pharmacy by Noela and Mina although plays at a slower pace, it still an upbeat, fun and lively song. Everybody is happy, right? I have a feeling I’ve heard this song or at least parts of its tune from somewhere before… Or maybe it’s just me…

Overall, if you want to watch something simple and nothing complicated for the season, this is your answer. Aside from the nonsense that Reiji makes all his potions workable in a short span of time as well as satisfy all his customers and thus his 100% success rate, this show is fun and bubbly, makes you happy if you purely look into this context and nothing else. Don’t put up too much expectations for this series or you’ll definitely be disappointed or worse, become bored. After all, the slow life is not for everybody. And also, if Reiji could solve people’s problems with his miracle potions, he would be putting a lot of people out of a job and ruined the economy. Sorry to ruin your reality but life itself is a bitter pill to swallow. But I’m sure Reiji could make something that would make life better… Too bad he is in the other world and we’re not. So suck it up because there are no shortcuts and cheats to life!

N/B: Though, anime is my cheat and drugs for escapism to another world!

Tantei Wa Mou Shindeiru

19 December, 2021

Oh no. Not again. Looks like I didn’t learn my lesson the last time. Obviously I was going to give Tantei Wa Mou Shindeiru the skip because you know, detective genres aren’t my cup of tea. Even the synopsis wasn’t that appealing to me. BUT! Yes. There’s always that but exception. Looking at the promotional poster and how cute those 2D chicks were, you bet I’m going to sign this up mainly not for the story or the characters but those kawaii girls. Sighs. I mean, yeah, that was how I ended up watching Kyoukou Suiri, another detective-like anime with a cute girl as the protagonist. And now the same mistake was made again. Just because they had hot girls on the promotional poster. Double sighs. I bet any mystery cases with me will be easily solved in no time.

Episode 1
Kimihiko “Kimi” Kimizuka is on a plane when the air stewardess asks if there is a detective around. Sure, he is a detective but he is not going to volunteer himself. You see, he is a trouble magnet and often gets into troubles. This time somebody whisked him onto the plane with a suitcase to be delivered. The girl sitting next to him, Siesta says she is one and then proceeds to drag Kimi as her assistant. They are taken to the cockpit where the lone hijacker, Bat wants them to play a game. Guess why he hijacked this plane and he’ll spare everyone’s life. If not, he’ll snap the pilot’s neck and everyone will die. Not valuing his own life? The thrill is to put his life on the line. Siesta then answers: It’s because he is bored and has too much time on his hands. It is evident since he himself said it. Bat laughs as accepts that answer even if it’s not the correct one. He is willing to be arrested when the plane lands. You think things will go back to normal but Siesta is aggravating the situation by further analysing that Bat is scared to die. Because it is too easy for him just to give in to a girl like her and she thinks he has been ordered by someone to do this. If he fails, he dies too. So he thought if he quietly surrenders, he might not die. How does she know all this? She knows him beforehand and the hijacking. Even his comrades who ordered him to do this. A good detective handles that case before the incident even occurs. Bat then turns his ear into a monster tentacle and tries to attack them. Siesta explain this guy is from SPES, a secret organization that produces androids with superhuman powers to covertly menace the world. Bat is facing punishment for betraying SPES. Gee, I wonder if there’s enough space at the back of the airplane for the passengers to evacuate as they fight in the first compartment. Can Siesta jump and dodge so effectively and Bat doing damage without breaking the plane? Kimi has an idea but needs her to buy him time. He comes back with that suitcase. Inside is a rifle in which Siesta uses to defeat Bat. She pretends she has killed him so he is no longer SPES’ target. He tries to attack her but his tentacles disintegrate. Her bullet is special and is made from her blood. It makes him unable to defy her. On the ground, Kimi wonders how she made that bullet so fast. Actually she made it beforehand. After all, she was the one who set up Kimi with the suitcase to board this plane. Remember what a good detective is, right?

Now Kimi is further bugged with Siesta staying at his place! Damn, this guy really attracts trouble. She wants him to be her assistant and fly around the world but he keeps rejecting her. And she keeps staying. So we see them trading sarcasm until Kimi points out a case in his school he needs to solve. Apparently there is this outbreak incident where that urban legend Hanako abducts you and turns you into one of them. This has been happening lately with students especially from the track and field disappearing. Even from home. Then they deviate talking about Kimi’s normal boring life that he wants most. She thinks he is a lonely person with no family and friends. I guess she’ll be taking the case? Kimi is surprised that his school now is having a cultural festival. Funny, he didn’t even help. Did it happen during his misfortune? Boy, they sure didn’t bother to tell him. They go around and looks like they’re having fun. Are they on a date? Time to visit the toilet stall that sparked the Hanako outbreak. As they wait, they hear somebody coming. Oh, it’s that bunny guy that they met outside the school gates. He runs. They chase. Not sure about Siesta’s logic that they need to camouflage themselves too and hence they start dressing up. Don’t they have a culprit to catch? In the end, sorry Kimi, not a cat maid outfit she is wearing. But a lovely wedding dress! You’re the groom. Can she run in this? They spot the culprit trying to escape the school grounds. So long and this is as far as the culprit gets? Don’t tell me Siesta is going to jump out of the window! Don’t worry, her shoes are special. It can fly! Woah! In the aftermath, we see Siesta and Kimi explaining the truth behind it. Apparently a drug that elevates mood and improves condition was making its rounds. But because of its memory impairment side effect, thus many skipped school. Hence addicted students turned to selling it to get money to buy it. The drug is made from some flower pollen and hence the sneaky Hanako moniker was used as cover up. Siesta points out that SPES may have a hand in this and extends her offer for Kimi to join as her sidekick. He asks what are the benefits of doing so. But he already knows why she needs him. As a trouble magnet, more incidents with SPES will occur. Hence the only rewards she could offer are those improvised on the spot. He is about to turn down whatever she says but she offers she will protect him. Well, since it has reached this point, might as well.

Episode 2
Nagisa Natsunagi is bugging Kimi if he is the legendary detective. After sticking her hand in his mouth and letting his face sleep in her boobs, can he say no? Even if he denies, she shows proof of articles about the cases he solved (although they didn’t name him directly, it is most likely him). Nagisa needs him to find someone she wants to meet. However, she doesn’t know who! It all began a year ago after receiving a heart transplant. As a kid, she had a serious heart disease. Until last year a suitable match came and saved her life. Kimi believes that she wants to meet the owner of the heart or someone close to her saviour. Although not scientifically proven, there have been reports of people taking after the character of the organs they received after surgery. He thinks this case is solved because it is not her who wants to meet the heart’s owner by a memory from another lifetime that has nothing to do with her. Nagisa is not happy with that answer. Even if this heart saved her, she still wants to meet that person and pay back the favour. As they meet up, Kimi catches a thief in action. Then he hands him over to detective Fuubi Kase. She isn’t impressed it is him again because 3/4 of cases in this area got him mixed up in it. Fuubi is also the person whom Kimi wants Nagisa to meet. Why her? She is different than other detectives because of her resolve. After hearing her out, Fuubi unfortunately says they aren’t doctors but thinks someone can help them out. She lets them in a special prison to see Bat. Nagisa has her reservations about this guy being an android. Until he shows his ear tentacle. Kimi wonders if he has met Nagisa’s heart’s owner. What is faster than telling her? He attacks her heart and his tentacle disintegrates! OMG! That’s Siesta’s heart inside her?! Kimi is in shock and tries to brush it off as coincidence. But Nagisa hates that answer and slaps him. She claims this is a yearning and even after death, Siesta wanted to see her. Hence Kimi is the person she is looking for. Kimi hugs her as he remembers all the crazy international escapades he did with her. That was 4 years ago and they did that stint for 3 years until she died before him! In the aftermath, Kimi thinks Fuubi knew and set this all up but she plays ignorance. Kimi tells Nagisa that her heart may not be hers but she is free to live her own life. He thought she grabbed him from the back but turns out to be an eye-patch loli seeking the help of the legendary detective.

Episode 3
Rising idol Yui Saikawa needs his help to stop a thief from stealing her family’s heirloom, a sapphire necklace. Uhm you want to shout that out louder so the public can hear you? Nagisa claims she is the detective and this guy is just her sidekick. But since they’re busy today, they’ll hear her out tomorrow at her place. Back home, we hear Nagisa’s narration about feeling alone for so long and that it feels like she’s been looking for someone. When she was young, she was always ill and hence that feeling of wanting to put on running shoes and sprint around. That wish became so desperate one day and that’s how she ended up seeing Kimi. Kimi and Nagisa are at Yui’s huge mansion as she divulges the details about the upcoming thievery. The thief left her a note in advance to warn her about the steal. Hence she wants them to help prevent it. As she will have a live concert on that day, all her security guards are actually her fans! Not enough manpower, huh? So why not take it to the police? They can’t act on just a threatening note. I suppose she can’t dangle some money for them, huh? Principles. As or why she herself is requesting this, you see, her parents are dead and she is now the family’s head. Yui then shows them the necklace and as Nagisa excuses herself to toilet, Yui continues to mess with Kimi with weird pervy jokes. Funny idol. Funny guy. On their way home, Nagisa reveals she had a dream about Siesta. Anyway, they were fighting and Kimi thinks he is the source. Nagisa flusters and refutes that they were fighting over him. So Nagisa agreed to take up this case because of money? Need to buy a new swimsuit? But she assures him she won’t die easily. Easier said than done? The day before the steal is Yui’s rehearsal. Damn, Kimi dressed up in full idol gear to go watch her?! What’s this about being dedicated to the job?! Even as Yui performs before the empty stadium, Kimi is cheering her like a true crazed fan! The cringe on Nagisa’s face… Yeah, she’s going to be good at retorting. Then one of her songs that is about the sapphire, Kimi believes this is where Yui seals up her secret. After the rehearsal, a suspicious fan tries to attack her but fled. After advising Yui to beef up security on her concert as well, Kimi seems to have figured it out that Yui has been lying.

Episode 4
Kimi and Nagisa arrive at Yui’s concert in full swing. They still think they have a song more before the finale to look for the culprit but looks like Yui changed the line-up and sings the all-important song. They desperately go searching. Do they even know who they’re looking for?! Kimi narrating that the real target is Yui herself. Because behind that eye-patch is a very valuable sapphire fake eye. With all the noise, Kimi calls out to Bat to pinpoint the culprit’s location. Yeah, can’t miss that shady hooded character with the crossbow on the balcony. As the song ends, Kimi saves Yui from the crossbow fire. At the backstage, she thanks them and reveals the truth. Blinded in her left eye since young, she had low self-confidence so her parents bought this sapphire eye for her. At the same time she went into this idol job and became much happier. But the gloom came back when her parents died. Hence during this song, she makes a special performance by taking off her eye-patch as a sign to show her parents in heaven that she is here. Now, anyone might think that the case is solved but Kimi goes a step further by asking her about the penalty for failing to kill them both. Yui acts dumb as Kimi presses that her secret might be out but not her lie. Further proof as he calls Fuubi who then confirms her team has disarmed a bomb at the vault that would’ve killed them. Yes, the duo are the other targets. Kimi suspected this because Fuubi doesn’t know anything about the threat letter. Kimi believes she isn’t from SPES but threatened by them. Her fake eye is valuable as it could see through stuffs. Kimi and Yui pull out their gun at each other. Kimi’s further suspicion of Yui stems from her perfect depth movements and judgments despite having most of her visions from one eye. Uhm, did she not get used to it? He went so far as to test that by setting up that fan to attack her during rehearsal. He believes SPES will still take her fake eye even if she kills them both. As Yui breaks down from the thought of not being able to live without her parent’s memento, Nagisa wants them to become friends. Even though she tried to kill them, Kimi believes it will benefit both of them. Because now SPES wants them both dead, it is better for them to stick together. Can she say no after all this? Meanwhile Charlotte Arisaka Anderson is looking for Kimi. Flashback shows when Siesta was still alive, Charlotte and Kimi didn’t get along well. But Siesta wanted them to compensate for each other’s weakness. You know, Kimi for his brains and Charlotte for her fighting prowess. Of course Siesta herself is superior in both many times fold. She hopes they will get along with each other for the long term. And on that same day is when Siesta died.

Episode 5
Yeow! Siesta in a swimsuit! Oh yeah! Gawking too much at her dynamite body to not pay attention that what they’re talking. Uhm, some emerald they need to steal, whatever. Yeah, those boobs! Eh, make some money out of it, whatever. Oh yeah, show me that ass! Ahem. Back to serious business, we see Siesta and Kimi investigating the case of people’s heart being ripped out by a killer named Cerberus. Of course the plan involves using Kimi as the bait. Yeah. So as Kimi waits in the hotel, late that night, somebody visits his room. No cause for alarm, just Charlotte. Looks like Siesta told her to help him. But Kimi soon realizes this is an imposter as Charlotte has never referred to Siesta by her name. So this is Cerberus. A shapeshifter. Tonight is a full moon so he is in werewolf mode. Cerberus wants to take Kimi’s heart as part of his mission. Kimi fends off enough before Siesta comes barging in and pumping a few bullets in him. He tries to escape, lamenting he just needs 1 more heart to complete his mission but is killed off by Hel instead. She’ll just take his heart then. Who this girl? She is the leader of SPES. Before Siesta could should her, she is hypnotized. Before Kimi knows it, he is in a room and Hel having a chat with her. Something about the Sacred Writ that is some prophetic sculpture. It seems Hel wants Kimi to be her partner. He isn’t actually a trouble magnet but causes trouble to manifest. By partnering with her, she hopes to save this world. According to the Sacred Writ, Kimi will eventually join her but no harm in having him join her early. Of course he turns her down. Then she shows him a huge monster. This is a biological weapon for terrorism as it spews toxic gas. It doesn’t need provision as it was already fed with all the hearts. Hel just wants to show him what comes next just to convince him why he’ll be her partner. At this point, Kimi has freed himself and vows she will be stopped now. Of course not by him. Great timing too as Siesta riding a mecha breaks down the wall to come to her sidekick’s rescue.

Episode 6
So did Siesta stole it from the government in her bid to rescue her sidekick? Never mind. Get in. We’re saving the world! Note it is a bit tight since it is only a single seater. Monster vs mecha, let’s see who wins. However the monster retreats and the mecha gives chase. They talk about the destiny given to them. I evil, so I destroy world. I good, so I save world. When the monster surfaces and starts spewing toxic gas, Siesta ejects Kimi and does a kamikaze move by ramming into the monster. In the aftermath, Siesta is still alive but Kimi scold her for doing such reckless move. He needs her to take responsibility for making him join her international escapades so he won’t hear crap about her dying on him. Lovely ‘proposal’ interrupted since Hel isn’t dead. She is about to hypnotize Siesta but it backfires and stabs herself instead. So the pocket mirror did the reflection trick? As Hel can’t die yet, she calls out to Chameleon and just like that she disappears. With Siesta considerably injured, Kimi has to nurse her. Can’t have her dying on him. Siesta laughs since it’s like he loves her so much. Okay Kimi, don’t spoil her too much. On his way back after getting apples, he sees a girl sleeping in a box, Alicia. She wakes up and thinks she will be attacked. She’s waiting… As expected, Kimi is no lolicon. Turns out she has amnesia and doesn’t remember much. Hope she enjoys all the apples he bought… When Kimi returns, he sees Siesta trying to make the base for an apple pie. Oh dear. Should he tell? Worse, Alicia then comes in clad in only a towel. Awkward. Well, it was raining on the way back. You can tell Siesta is mad despite that smile. Lolicon. There goes your chance of seeing Siesta in an apron ever again. After learning of Alicia’s case, Siesta agrees to help her search for her identity. But it won’t be for free. She wants her to work as a detective. This means food and shelter will be guaranteed. Alicia still isn’t sure. She doesn’t have confidence as a detective. Oh, she can boss around Kimi. Accepted! Conveniently it’s time to get back to work as Fuubi mentions Cerberus might be resurrected as there is a new victim with a harvested heart. But Siesta thinks it is Hel. Fuubi also has some clues that might lead them to Hel and an item that could bring down SPES. An item called the Eye of Sapphire.

Episode 7
Alicia is raring to go as the legendary detective! Yeah, she’s running here and there like an active kid while Kimi has a hard time catching up to her. She quickly jumps to whatever catches her interest and Kimi has to clean up or remind her otherwise. Damn, this is the hardest babysitting job ever. 2 weeks passed and now they are celebrating Siesta’s recover although they still didn’t get the Eye of Sapphire. Some small talk, here and there. Alicia wants to go find it now since she is reminded but since it is getting late, she’ll do it tomorrow. Then they troll us some adult time with Kimi and Siesta. Uh huh. Are they going to do it or now? It’s hard not to think otherwise since Siesta keeps jiggling her cleavage in our face! But too bad for those really expecting something. All that cock teaser ends up with nothing much happening. Next morning when they’re sober, Siesta gets embarrassed upon realizing what happened last night. She takes out a huge syringe with memory erasing effect! Stick out your arm! Oh sh*t! This is not the hentai play he signed up for! Luckily saved by the bell because Alicia rings on their door. Apparently she has something more important than finding the Eye of Sapphire. She gives Kimi an eye-patch in hopes he takes care of his vision first. Since his injury with Hel, his left eye’s vision has been slightly affected. It’s the reason why he kept losing Alicia during the babysitting. Siesta somewhat feels ashamed for not showing such consideration but Kimi accepts that she is just human. Kimi then gets a call from Fuubi. However it seems she did not talked to them about the Eye of Sapphire. Wait a minute. Who was that Fuubi they talked to then?! Kimi then realizes something is wrong because that Fuubi then somehow had the lighter she previously handed to him. The plot thickens…

Episode 8
Kimi and Siesta discuss if Fuubi was Hel in disguise. Did she have shapeshifting abilities? Siesta mentions that as androids, they have a core. Taking it means one inherit those powers and Hel could’ve inherited Cerberus’ power and mission. Either way, they still have to put a stop to this. Alicia wants to join in the help but Siesta wants her to sit this one out as it is getting more dangerous. 4 people are already dead. After all, she was just a substitute detective. Alicia remains stubborn and will prove to it she is the real deal. Okay then. Alicia jumps with joy because if she is successful, Kimi will be hers! Oh no, what have you done, Siesta… Don’t look now but there is a fifth victim now. They talk to the mother of the victim who is obviously distraught that her only pride is gone. Siesta sounds harsh in asking tough questions but it is Alicia who soothes her. Later explains about the way she conducts thing. Basically she’ll do whatever it takes to take down Hel and hence asking whatever needs to be asked. Kimi then talks to Alicia. He gives her a ring she wanted so much so she plays a mock wedding for him to put it on her finger. I guess he is a lolicon. Siesta ‘stops’ this ‘wedding’ and although admits she needs to rethink her methods, she believes her way is still right. One night, the lolicon can tell Alicia is in danger and goes to find her. He sees her lying unconscious in an alley. Next to her a bloodied unconscious cop. Kimi takes Alicia to hospital and leaves the rest to Siesta. F*cking lolicon. Alicia looks pretty fine in hospital. She freaks out upon learning Kimi had a tracker on her (the ring) and that’s why he knew where she was. Yeah, it detected her body vitals too! Asking why she is obsessed in doing all this, she claims she remembers only darkness and boringness. When she experienced the wonders of life, she thought she could be reborn as a new person.

Kimi stays with her but wakes up in the middle of the night to find her gone. He tracks her down to the chapel but finds Siesta there. She gets down to the bitter truth that Kimi might know it as well. Hel is impersonating as Alicia. Possibly the cop was attacked by her and the knife weapon on the crime scene came from their kitchen. What about Fuubi the imposter? How can Hel be in 2 places? Alicia was there too. Cloning technique? Siesta believes Hel has an accomplice to pose as Fuubi. Time to find out from Alicia herself. Yeah, she too had this feeling of something like that. She thinks she has an alter ego because she can’t remember her other times. It could be those times she was committing crimes. Kimi tries to claim she is human despite she claims she is nothing but bad news. Can’t stay with him anymore. After this emotionally charged drama, Alicia finally loses her consciousness and attacks Kimi. Siesta quickly subdues her but before she can finish her off, Kimi points his gun at Siesta. What are you doing, lolicon???!!! This falling out allows Chameleon to retrieve Alicia. He is so kind to tell them where their base is and to come get her. So I guess Kimi and Siesta both feel like idiots. They reconcile that they’re both right and it’s fine that way. Now to go buy some apples, make the greatest apple pie and tea and then rescue Alicia. They have all the time in the world, right?

Episode 9
With Charlotte, they head towards SPES’ base. Kimi and Charlotte infiltrate the base and are shocked to see corpses all over. Then the boss turns out to be a shapeshifter. He is actually not human and actually a seed from outer space. His mission is to spread its seeds for survival and naturally that means eliminating humans who get in his way. Wow. Now it makes sense, doesn’t it? Note the sarcasm. When Seed hints Hel is not in this base, Kimi and Charlotte realize Hel could be with Siesta now. They rush back but Chameleon stands in their way. Charlotte fights him so that Kimi could find her. Kimi sees Siesta lying dead on the ground. He applies CPR but before he could do the mouth one, she springs back to life. Did she troll him? Apparently she fought Chameleon earlier on and realizing she was no match for him, she feigned her death by stopping her heart. Don’t even ask how! This cute drama is interrupted because now they have to fight Hel. From her explanation, it is confirmed that Alicia is her other personality generated from all the experiments done on her. Hence Alicia is like the vessel to take in all the pain and anguish. Siesta fires at her but only grazes her shoulder. Hel tries to put up Alicia’s act but this doesn’t convince Siesta. As they fight and Hel about to finish her, she is thrown off balance when Siesta accuses her of lying. She deduces Alicia was the first being and Hel was the imposter who tried to get close to SPES. She did so perhaps she wanted some attention, somebody to love her. Thus Hel envies Alicia. Hel denies all this and hypnotizes both of them to kill each other. However that did not happen because of the twisted logic that they trust the other more than themselves. HUH???!!! WHAT???!!! Fight continues but interrupted by that biological weapon monster. Siesta saves Kimi from being its fodder but it is Hel who kills it, wondering how the hell it escaped from the lab. It’s called plot convenience. With Hel losing too much blood, she then rips out Siesta’s heart. Kimi offers his but Hel reminds him about he will become her partner one day and that’s why he must live. An angry Kimi tries to punch her but he couldn’t. He gets madder when Hel asks his relationship with Siesta. Cue for flashbacks of all the fun things they did together. Gee, that’s a longwinded way of saying he loves her. Kimi then passes out and the next thing he knows, he is in his own bed.

Episode 10
Nagisa narrates how she sometimes dreams of Siesta. Due to their different personalities, they often end up arguing but Siesta always wins. Yui thanks her detective pals with a trip on a huge luxury liner. But on this liner is also Charlotte. This is the first time they’ve met since Siesta’s death. She doesn’t like Nagisa and thinks she’s just pretending to be a legendary detective despite inheriting Siesta’s heart. Nagisa disagrees but whatever. Charlotte will be the one who’ll take Siesta’s dying wishes. So as Yui takes Nagisa to the pool to cool off, Kimi talks to Charlotte. It seems before Siesta died, she told her one of her bequests and her investigations led her to believe one of them lies on this ship. So I suppose her gambling losing streak wasn’t it, huh? Charlotte asks him about taking up Siesta’s role. He says he can’t because he was picked to be her sidekick and will always stay that way. They part ways since they’ll use their own way to find the inheritance. Later Kimi wants to talk to Nagisa alone. You bet she is going to have the wrong idea because she dresses up nicely for it! Look at her disappointed face when it was not what she expected. Yeah, it’s about Charlotte, huh? Anyway, Nagisa explains why she wants to take up Siesta’s role because when she was young and sick, she was afraid she would never leave her room and die like that. So when she got this new heart and breath of life, she thought she had found her new freedom but realized she could only live by relying on Siesta. Next morning, an announcement says that Nagisa is held hostage at the lounge. But when Kimi and Yui head there, only a note saying to bring the bequest at the deck at 8pm or else. The duo go to search for it but they don’t really have any clues on what it is to begin with. I suppose that is why we waste some time about Yui talking and trying to give Kimi some hope. She thinks of becoming the sidekick of the sidekick. And will she take another sidekick then? Feels like a joke. On the deck, Kimi calls out to Chameleon. There he is, threatening to drop Nagisa overboard. Kimi laments he would give the bequest but doesn’t even know what it is. Chameleon then gives him a choice to either save Nagisa’s life or the rest of the passengers. If they wanted the blood of the legendary detective dead, why the f*ck give this choice?! Anyway, Nagisa says to shoot her and save the passengers. I guess that sad face reminds him of Siesta. So yeah. F*ck all that. Some crappy philosophy on how she should live her life. He has decided. Nagisa cannot die before him. Then he fires his gun.

Episode 11
Kimi shoots Chameleon’s tail and sends Nagisa falling into the sea. But wait. Yui catches her in her speedboat. All as planned. Then a short flashback of Kimi and Siesta because well, we need to remember how Siesta’s smile was so worth of it for him. Kimi sounds like he has a death wish but Chameleon now in his monster mode won’t die with him. He rants his plan to kill him and then torture the girls and kill them. Kimi still taking pot shots at him? What if he runs out of bullets? Don’t worry. Charlotte is here! Fuubi piloting the helicopter so Charlotte can fire her machine gun arsenal away. Do we need her to remind us that she hates him but since Siesta chose him, she has no choice but to rely on him? Anyway, Chameleon then strikes the helicopter’s fuel. He disappears. Can’t see me, haha! Don’t worry, using Fuubi’s lighter, they burn the deck! How the f*ck did Chameleon get on fire?! You mean he was just standing around?! Kimi and Chameleon try to kill each other but the latter breaks a hole in the ground as they fall through. Damn, the helicopter must have unlimited fuel since it is still leaking while still hovering over the ship! Cue for Kimi to have flashback the moment Siesta died fighting the monster. Before Hel could kill him, Siesta then suddenly takes over her body. Well, she absorbed her heart, right? As Siesta won’t have long to maintain this form, she tells Kimi what he needs to do. Basically it would’ve been easy to kill Hel and just that. But since Alicia mentioned about wanting a normal life, you see where this complication? Yeah, she planned all this from the start. One day when Alicia awakens, she wants him and her to take down SPES. Kimi refused to accept this and is happy to have Siesta in any form or conscience. However he is weakening from the flower pollen of the monster. Yes, this was how that drug was made. Siesta is confident she’ll do his part and promises that she will return one day to see him. It might take some time or a very long one, but she’ll be back. And with Kimi remembering Siesta’s final wish for him to take down SPES, he gets up to have a mortal combat with Chameleon. But that won’t happen since a special bullet is fired into the beast. That similar sarcastic chide. Is Siesta back? Yup. But in the form of Nagisa. Hey, whose heart is she having, remember? Welcome back. I guess Siesta has awakened from her siesta! Sorry for the bad pun.

Episode 12
Flashback when Siesta took over Hel’s body, she mentions her regrets that she didn’t want to die since she still wants to see him laugh and all. But the next time he wakes up, she’ll be gone and she needs to find a new name for this new identity that she’ll become. So back on board the ship, it’s time for a long and strange reunion with Kimi and Siesta as they fight Chameleon. Uh huh. It’s like fighting this baddie feels like a mockery and just secondary. Because all that running around and taking pot shots at the monster, they can still concentrate and banter each other with sarcasm and embarrassing moments. Would you like to know what happened after that nearly sex incident? Siesta also reveals that it was Nagisa who pleaded for her help to help Kimi. This also serves as one long weird goodbye. She praises him for managing to stand his ground over the years and also to nurture his friendship with the other ladies. As for the sex part, though nothing actually happened, Siesta admits she would like to try it once with him. Oh, that’s supposed to attract our attention from all this boring talk?! At this rate Chameleon is transforming into Godzilla and damn we don’t even see how they take him down!!! All those pot shots did something?! Or they used some magic?! Whatever. I don’t care now. In the aftermath, Kimi talks to Charlotte and mentions about his meeting with Siesta. Then he goes to meet Nagisa who is having trouble deciding if she should continue this detective business. He tells her how she let Siesta took over her body on her own volition. Siesta was against it seeing the entire body doesn’t belong to her. Except the heart. She thought it would trouble him if she showed up again but Nagisa tells her to see it for herself. Kimi notes Nagisa’s special ability to awaken the emotion in others like she did so many times to him and Yui. He tells her to continue this detective business. Nagisa intends to since she has been tasked by Siesta. Not only her but with him, Yui and Charlotte to take down SPES. That is her inheritance. Yeah, who would’ve guessed her dying will is her inheritance. They try to get our attention again after all this boring talk with Nagisa hinting to come to her room for some adult activities. Only, the announcement sure wrecked that because it is calling for any detectives on board. Déjà vu definitely. Sex will have to wait. Last scene shows Siesta naming her new reincarnation as Nagisa.

Dead On Arrival
ZzzZZZzzzZZzzz… Yawn… Oh… It’s over?! It ended?! It is done?! Hooray!!! Oh man, the final episode felt one long boring ride that somehow it felt as long as the first episode which almost had an hour of running time! Damn, did I just experienced Einstein’s relativity of time here?! Damn, it’s like they want to dedicate the final episode as a big reconciliation between Kimi and Siesta because you know, that legendary detective left so suddenly without saying goodbye, now this is a chance for them to say their goodbyes properly. Or else Kimi will never get over it and move on. Yeah. Then Siesta’s dying wish of taking down SPES will never materialize. It might not be an epilogue for Kimi because despite the detective already dead but not her dying will that is forever, I’m glad that’s the end of the road for me and all those who weren’t too impressed with this pseudo detective series. Now we can wake up and go do other stuffs! :-).

Like I have said before, the story isn’t anywhere near interesting to me. Making it even more boring is how the so called detective deductions don’t really feel like, uhm, detective deductions. Maybe it is because I am very much a big simpleton so such complicated mind deduction stuffs don’t really get me thinking. But anyway, from the way we see the detectives handle Yui’s case and even the first episode airplane hijack, it all just feels very iffy. I don’t know, perhaps there is too much dialogue in trying to explain the deduction. Therefore coming off to me as just reading from the script and pulling it out from the air. It sounded very much like that to me. In other words, I wasn’t even the slightest impressed and mostly I was like “Oh, so that’s it? Whatever”. Yeah. That kind of feeling. It just felt mediocre and uninspiring.

Even more so, the title feels like a big troll. I mean, it isn’t technically lying to us but when you have the main character already dead, how else can you feature her again? Why, in flashbacks of course! And this is what half of this episode is about. It would be really odd for a series without having one of the main characters who is supposed to be a main character, right? And of course the technical loophole that Siesta isn’t really dead yet because of her special heart that has her live in whoever has it. So it wasn’t a surprise to me that Nagisa was technically Siesta herself because once the shapeshifting riddle of Hel was exposed, it didn’t take me long to question about Nagisa. I mean, if Hel took Siesta’s heart, how the heck did it end up in Nagisa? Why would Hel do some heart transplant and give it to some random high school girl? Oh wow. I figured that out so fast even before the big revelation. I’m feeling so smart now!

Even when Alicia first popped up, my guts were ringing like hell who this character is because she wasn’t featured prominently anywhere at all. Okay, maybe the opening scene of the ending credits animation gave a big hint but that is only if you put the pieces of the missing puzzle together. I mean, Nagisa and Yui are seen here and there but Alicia? Who is she? Who the heck this random loli character? Could it be… Hel?! Gasp. Why do I have such thinking in the episode that Alicia debuts?! Well, true enough, we saw what happened. I guess I spoilt myself. Not sure if I’m feeling so proud that I deduced the whole thing or if this was so flimsy written that a dumb guy like me could even decipher the mystery and so called big twist. With her character around, it gives rise to the moral dilemma of not killing of Hel because doing so means killing an innocent loli. That wouldn’t make a good detective, right? I know the connotation of detectives and seigi no mikata (allies of justice) don’t really go hand in hand with each other even though they should but I guess it’s to show that our detectives here have a conscience. Yeah, we sleep better when no lolis were killed off during production!

The characters feel boring. Even the dynamism between Kimi and Siesta felt boring. It’s like they want to make something funny of the interactions between them but it comes off as weird. The irony that they are almost polar opposites in their thinking and ideals but eventually they come around to work and trust each other. Can I call it plot convenience? Because like Kimi, I think he is just an idiot in love with Siesta. He is just using this assistant and sidekick excuse of his to continue what he is doing. This series wouldn’t have materialized if Kimi really did not give any f*cks about Siesta and carried on with his normal life. But here he is, still b*tching about his dead detective boss and the excuse to take down SPES extends his reason to do this paltry detective job. If there were any lapse in his memories, we can blame those flower pollens he inhaled then because what convenience they are as they to alter memories. Yeah, your convenient plot twist playing its paltry role here. You smart people may have seen this coming, right? Also smart enough to note the figurative speech at play here that the legendary detective might be physically dead but as long as her dying will is carried out, she isn’t technically dead. Hence she’ll forever live in our hearts. Ah. Memories work like this too, you see…

Siesta on the other hand sounds like she is smart and maybe she is. She claims she always made preparations and is many steps ahead, hence she can proudly claim that many of her cases are solved because she already put in a lot of effort before it even begins. Yeah, I know it’s a good way to prepare because if you want something to turn out the way you want, might as well architect and design your methods that leads to so. The so called big revelation and twist in the cases we see here. Or maybe she is just pretty lucky. Uh huh. Makes me wonder if Kimi as a trouble magnet, his bad luck has been orchestrated by Siesta since birth! You don’t know what Siesta is capable of. And also, they troll us about the Kimi x Siesta romance because with Siesta’s sometimes poker face and ambiguous actions, it feels like she is leading him but in the end it just turns out to be some sort of nothing burger. After all, you don’t want to have that kind of character in Kimi whereby he can’t move on because he is in love with a dead woman, DO WE???!!!

The other characters are pretty meh either. To help fill in Siesta’s shoes, hence you’ve got Nagisa so we viewers can eventually tell that it is a time period that Siesta has passed on. Well, sorry but Siesta has always been inside her all along. The biggest clue is her heart inside her but we don’t know how it works until the series nears its end. So Nagisa is actually Siesta who is actually in Hel’s body who is actually the other side of Alicia. Oh damn, four characters in one body?! I can’t write this sh*t up anyway! Too bad they also try to troll us with some romance potential but with Kimi more preoccupied with thoughts on Siesta, Nagisa drops to the next tier. Although technically Nagisa is Siesta so I guess just a different form? Oh f*ck it, this is becoming more complicating. And Yui, maybe another extra loli character won’t hurt. The assistant of the assistant. Okay. Whatever. Being a target of SPES provides a reason good enough for her to be part of the detective ragtag.

Charlotte. I have to admit that this is the pretty face that suckered me into watching this show. I am not sure if it is a good thing or not because Charlotte feels a lot very lacking in this series and feels a lot like a side character. As the series focuses mostly on Kimi-Siesta dynamism, Charlotte feels like the third wheel and is mostly left out unless plot convenience calls for her to show up. To prevent this show from being seen as a harem, hence Charlotte’s distrustful stance against Kimi. But she could be tsundere. Who knows? It’s not like we know anything about her character, right? How did she end up working under Siesta? What are her origins? All that not really answered but I suppose I shouldn’t complain because even if they flesh her out, my bet is that I’m going to find something to nit-pick about her. Yeah. So just stand there and be the pretty dumb blonde for me to gawk at. Thus the other good thing about her making minimal appearances is so that I won’t get distracted spacing out gazing at her blonde beauty. Heh. Sighs.

The same can be said for this Fuubi character. She is another underused one just like Charlotte. I mean, why need someone like her when Siesta is already doing a fine job as a detective? Don’t need overlapping characters. Overlapping loli characters okay but not characters like these. Heh. So perhaps somebody to handle the police work, huh? Sometimes I feel like she may be just biding her time as a background character and then in the final stretch of the series, they’ll spring a surprise or two about Fuubi and it’ll be another one of those big twists we’ll never see coming. Let’s say Fuubi piloting a helicopter was not the surprise that I was expecting.

The antagonists are just f*cking pathetic and one dimensional. Like Hel herself who is supposed to be Siesta’s ultimate rival but I don’t even see that kind of dynamism between them. They’re just weird girls on different ends of the good and bad spectrum who need to take each other out because why not. Cerberus and Chameleon also feel like they needed some sort of mini antagonist for the arc itself so that we can have more Kimi-Siesta flashbacks and see more unseen footage of them talking together in the past. Hey, 3 years is a freaking long time and a lot of things could have happened in between. Bat is as forgettable, serving whatever he needs to do whenever he is needed. I mean, SPES really going to let this failure live? Whatever.

Speaking of SPES, it feels like one of the most clichéd moment that Seed being the so called antagonist and big boss of SPES. So they’re like alien seeds trying to spread themselves all over the universe, huh? Is that what SPES stands for? Seeds Propagating Everywhere from Space?! HAHAHA!!! I made that up but hell I’ll be damn surprised if that is actually what it stands for! So okay, it is not fair for me to say this antagonistic organization is useless. Because there are a lot of things we don’t know about it and it is not entirely fleshed out properly either. In a way, it keeps the enigmatic charm (if I should call it that) of SPES because you’ll wonder what kind of secret underground organization this is and why does it want to give mankind a bad day. Until that seeds from outer space thingy. Damn, I though this could be a bad plot from the 30’s or something. But yeah, at this point I don’t even care how bad or dangerous this organization is because the way they played out the final episode to focus on Kimi and Siesta, it’s like nothing really else matters.

The few action scenes here are just passable and it’s not the main element of this series. But some of them could get a little bit bloody although the blood colour seems to be adjusted to make it not look like blood. Well, I guess Cerberus and Chameleon are monsters so don’t expect them to have normal dark red blood like us normal humans do. The most disappointing one I thought was the final battle between Kimi and Siesta against a monstrous Chameleon. They really usurp this battle series to drag out the melodrama between them. Hey, this is not a battle action series to begin with. Not sure if they were breaking its own rules too because Siesta shot Chameleon with her special bullet. So Chameleon shouldn’t be attacking her but he did. And after shooting so much and evading this angry reptile, the dynamic duo somehow managed to kill him? Did he eat too much bullets or ripped a vein because he was just so angrily charging at them? Well, it’s not explicitly shown if he is dead so we’re free to draw our own conclusions. I’d like to believe he is dead to save future trouble of bringing him back for future plot conveniences. Basically, that’s my way of saying I don’t really care.

As you would have already known, the great looking characters are the reason why I checked out this series. Yeah, sure the girls look cute but the other art and animation just feel rather okay. I mean, it is pretty standard, so what is else there to complain? On occasion some nice special effects but like those pollens fluttering but that’s so much about it. On a trivial note, Yui’s twin hairstyle colour reminds me of BanG Dream’s Pareo. And why does Chameleon look like Bleach’s Gin Ichimaru?! This anime is done by Engi who did Uzaki-chan Wa Asobitai, Hataage! Kemono Michi and Full Dive.

There are a few recognizable seiyuus here like Ayana Taketatsu as Nagisa, Takehito Koyasu as Chamelone, Jouji Nakata as Cerberus and Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as Bat (suppressing himself hard enough so we won’t try to pigeonhole him as Kirito). The other casts are Saki Miyashita as Siesta (Miki in Houkago Saikoro Club), Arata Nagai as Kimi (Kokoriki in Nanbaka), Kanon Takao as Yui (Aku in Maou-sama Retry), Yumiri Hanamori as Hel (Nadeshiko in Yuru Camp), Saho Shirasu as Charlotte, Maria Naganawa as Alicia (Kanna in Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon) and Mai Fuchigami as Fuubi (Nagisa in Ansatsu Kyoushitsu). The opening theme is Koko De Ikiteru by Mary x jon-YAKITORY. Didn’t like this rock song and is that why all that abstract colourful geometric shapes in the opening credits animation to distract you? Swirling shapes! Swooshing shapes! What the heck is going on?! At least the ending theme, Kodou by Nana Kagura is more bearable as it is more of a slow rock. But I didn’t really like it either as I feel the singer’s voice is soft and weak.

Overall, this series is definitely a disappointment. It is not even a good detective series to begin with and many I bet watched this only out of the curiosity from the title itself. So yeah. Now we got our answer. Sort of. Technically already dead but not. If that isn’t bad enough, the characters are just boring and not memorable. The only plus point are the cute girls but I bet many of you out there don’t share the same sentiments. So now that I have got my curiosity satisfied, it is time to bury this anime forever and make this series take a siesta forever. Let it stay dead! Don’t you dare attract trouble by making a sequel out of this! What stays dead, stays dead. No resurrection business, okay! And don’t you even dare turn this into a zombie flick just to f*ck with us either! I’ll be damned if Siesta ever comes back as a ghost! Please, don’t! This series isn’t the least worth of representing the least bit of Siesta’s heart, if you know what I mean. Because Kono Anime Wa Mou Shindeiru!

Gokushufudou part 2

18 December, 2021

And just like that, Gokushufudou part 2 is back! And I thought it would take a few more months but I guess they couldn’t wait. Yeah, wait any longer and I would probably forget how this ex-yakuza is now a househusband but just that his yakuza style of interacting hasn’t gone away and is permeating every inch of his new peaceful lifestyle. Anyway, what surprised me was that I thought this was the second season. However as you can see in its title, it is actually the second part of the first season! No wonder it looked suspicious and weird when they call it part 2 instead of season 2. No wonder the first season, oops, I mean the first half looks pretty short. Oh damn, after splitting cours seem to be the norm for certain anime series, now they are going to split the season itself! Wow. This definitely surprised me. I never expect they would split the same season like that and it is a first for me. But hey, at least I can now complete the series, right?

Episode 6
* There is a Policure event at a mall. Miku wants a photo of it so badly but only those who partake in the event. Well, if she wants it. Tatsu volunteers and the host sees his scary face. She feels obliged to pick him and thinks he’ll kill her otherwise. So, Tatsu is getting involved with the fight between Policure and those monsters, eh? Well, violence is bad! Conflict breeds conflict! He rolls down the carpet and serves tea. Let the reconciliation begin! Uhm… What… The… F*ck… So I guess everybody still gets the handshake and photo, huh?
* Tatsu just got a microwave oven and will use it to expand his cooking possibilities. However Masa accidentally trips on it. Broken? How to make his bread now? Well, use the rice cooker! So we hear Tatsu narrate like a boss how to use it until the bread is baked. Only, it’s too hot! Masa slams it in his face!
* Tatsu notices smoke coming out from his neighbour’s room. Turns out to be Bob trying to BBQ inside. Bob invites to join him but looks like it is too smoky. Put out the fire! Bob laments he loves Japan and came all the way here but misses his good ol’ American BBQ. Don’t worry. Tatsu will show him how as he prepares all the stuffs outside. Suddenly the police show up and tell him they can’t do this. Tatsu tackles them so as Bob can continue to eat the meat. Too bad it is not cooked and he can’t eat rare meat like sushi…
* Miku got tickets for a nature farm park and wants to go. Tatsu feels sceptical that adults like that could have fun. But upon arrival, we see them having the time of their life. Until it rains. Time to go home. Bummer.
* Tatsu and Miku are at the beach when a volleyball comes flying in Tatsu’s face. Oh, it’s that volleyball yakuza team. Miku doesn’t like how Tatsu isn’t manly enough as he lets them step all over him. So she wants a match, huh? Yeah, we’re seeing them pulling off epic combo moves named after furniture for their ultimate win! The power of being a couple! Tatsu protecting his wife from an incoming shot. That manly enough for you?
* Looks like Tatsu is a teacher and everyone else his student. Not sure what this home economics is but he has everyone pick a stencil and apron to draw on them. Torajiro is against this sissy thingy until Tatsu points out he is scared. So once everyone has got their apron designed, it’s time to head down and get some cooking started!

Episode 7
* Business isn’t doing well for Torajiro as he notices the trend now is tapioca. Hence he asks Tatsu for help. Yup, Tatsu using his connections to help Torajiro get the best tapioca ingredients. Then he becomes his coach on how to make the best tapioca balls. Once done, now they can put this in his milk tea and make a killing. Well, lots of people would have bought from his store if those yakuzas don’t look so intimidating! Yeah, the only ones who brought from them are yakuzas… Who are the sissy ones?!
* Tatsu is going to take Masa and take down the strongest organization in the country with thousand over members. Of course, it is just a 100-yen-like store. Tatsu teaching him all the weird items there but clearly Masa didn’t do his homework and doesn’t know a single thing.
* Tatsu creates his own picture story to tell the children at the event at the bookstore. The story is the classic Momotarou but of course with a yakuza twist. All sounds fine and well until the ending whereby the demon is going to get his finger cut as penalty. Luckily the bookstore staffs step in to give a different and brief happy ending. Sorry Tatsu, whatever next part he has in mind has been cut short.
* Tatsu helps Ryota with his homework. Yeah, yakuza examples… Because Ryota needs to make a pen holder for his independent research, Tatsu goes all out to get the wood and everything. Oh sh*t! Did he just give Ryota’s house a total makeover with this furniture?! All just for a little pen holder?! Stylish. And then something about some colourful soap to grow something and he too goes to make it. Ryota hands in his report and I’m sure the teacher is unsure what the heck is happening.
* Tatsu is in some discussion with the other housewives. Whatever problems they have, Tatsu has also faced them but in extreme fashion. However it is all during his times in the yakuza. But the ladies think it is Miku who is being some controlling queen. Then Miku calls Tatsu. Of course their talk is about cooking but when they hear words like cutting and burning things, you bet they think he is having a tough time. So they try to encourage him that if he has any problems, feel free to come talk to them.

Episode 8
* Oh no. Another yakuza out for Tatsu’s blood. But don’t worry, Goda is an ex-yakuza too and he has turned into a rapper. Uh huh. He is having a freestyle rap battle with Tatsu in the streets! Yeah, everyone wondering what’s happening. Oh damn, Goda feeling down when Tatsu ‘insults’ his shirt? Okay, let’s play nice. Then they rap about the butcher. Yeah, this buff guy isn’t impressed. Goda fails to rap nicely so the butcher then takes his mic and starts singing. Promoting his meat, huh?
* Before Miku leaves for work, she tells Tatsu to take it easy. In that case he will. But we see him just doing shortcuts in his usual chores. Then here comes the master of slacking, Masa. Yeah, this guy just got fired from his job. So he teaches Tatsu how to slack. Tatsu eventually can’t take it and needs to go back to work but demonic Masa will not let him go! Slack more!!!
* There is a Halloween costume contest in which the first prize is the hotspring. And the second prize is a year worth of rice supply. Wanna bet which attracted Tatsu? So looks like he isn’t the only one here for the rice. Hibari and Torajiro too. Hibari and her family do some abacus stuff while Torajiro is whisked away for his costume is too bloody. Masa is ignored because yeah, he is just covering himself with plastic bag. Finally the Tatsu-Miku duo as they cook some pumpkin dessert for the judges. In the end, a cute little girl wins. Oh well…
* Tatsu and Miku eat at a buffet. Tatsu planning how he will handle this ‘battlefield’ as he watches Miku masterfully being the pro. Then there’s some weird showdown with Torajiro but nothing will prepare them from a gang of housewives who push their way through to get the desserts they want. In the end, these men can’t hold a candle to them and leave empty-handed. Good for Tatsu, Miku has saved some desserts for him. Oh Miku!
* Miku’s parents visit. What horrifies Tatsu is that Miku and her father start cooking together! Just like old times, huh? Stop desecrating his holy kitchen!!! Yeah, it’s going to be tough when father and daughter bond over their reminiscing of old times. When Tatsu thought he has lost it, mom then comes in to handle it all like a pro and make them step in line. Tatsu has nothing but respect for her.

Episode 9
* Looks like Tatsu has a cold. Hence he tries all the weird stuffs to make himself better. Yeah, we see yakuza versions of his white blood cells fight against the virus! Oh no! Tatsu going to lose! Until Miku the goddess steps in to save him. She takes care of him until she gives him drink this weird drink. Oh sh*t… Is this poison?! I think she just killed both his white blood cells and virus. Next morning, he feels fine. Only, a little bit of stomach ache…
* Masa is broke for the New Year so he thinks of spending time with Tatsu in hopes of getting some money. They play all the traditional New Year games as Masa trying to drop hints that he needs money. Too bad Tatsu didn’t pick any of that up until Ryota arrives. Tatsu gives him some money and this sends Masa into despair.
* Tatsu, Miku and Masa walk into a bar… Sorry, it’s not that kind of joke. Or maybe it is going to be one. Because soon, Miku and Tatsu get drunk as Masa is forced to put up with their shenanigans. If that isn’t bad enough, Torajiro is also here and that bugger is also drunk. This guy is sad over anything that falls over… Yeah, it’s so chaotic that I think Masa is going to lose it any time…
* During cooking class, there seems to be a new yakuza amateur joining in. However Hirono is adamant in making his own chocolate cake and won’t let Tatsu help. However he keeps making mistakes and gets frustrated. Then Tatsu tells him to use his heart in baking. And just like that, Hirono gets inspired to create the chocolate cake to give for his Valentine special. Turns out to be his yakuza boss, Kunimi.
* Yuriko who is Miku’s friend got married a year ago but is facing financial woes. Don’t worry, Miku has the right person to help her. Yup. It is Tatsu. That’s right. He is going to teach her to use her body to make money. And that means cycling fast to the sales event and buy them all in time! He also teaches her more household stuffs and also doing the finances. Yuriko then explains there is this shady withdrawal her husband made from the account. When her husband returns, he explains that because their anniversary came up, he wanted to buy something for her. Yeah, what a nice bracelet this is. I guess Tatsu and Miku are not needed anymore. Time to take their leave and let this happy couple be.
* As Miku is on her way to work, suddenly some doggie character crashes into her. What’s this about mafia aliens coming down to take over Earth? Whatever. Miku will do it. Don’t look now but there is a mafia dude here now. Instead of running away, Miku asks the doggie for the transformation stuffs. Uh huh. She transforms into a magical girl and gives her opinion about the dress and all. The mafia gets impatient so she tells him off about the proper protocol. That kind of lecture, I bet aliens will think twice invading Earth! And of course, this is all just Miku’s dream. Sweet dreams.

Episode 10
* Looks like Policure is having a limited promo event in which you’re supposed to say a secret code at a toy store and they’ll give it to you. Because Miku will be at work and she wants it real bad, she has Tatsu memorize those words and get it for her. Of course when you have a yakuza say it, how do you think it will sound like? As he makes his way, he gets distracted by lots of things. So far so good remembering the sentence. Until that is, he arrives at the store. Damn, he forgot! He tries to say a few lines but it is freaking out the clerk since he sounds threatening! Until an otaku helps him remember. He thinks that there is a rumour that if 2 people say another secret code, they’ll get a rare card. Tatsu is in on this since he wants to impress Miku. So they head to the next store and say that code. With posing too! Too bad it is already out of stock. They only got embarrassment.
* As Tatsu takes his former boss’ dog out for a walk, doggy doesn’t want to go in a certain direction and as Tatsu pulls, it pulls a funny face. Tatsu takes pics and sends to his boss. Need more! Then he bumps into Kunimi who is also walking his dog. They start petting each other’s dog but when that is not enough, Kunimi takes them to some dog barn so they can all have fun!
* Tatsu and the café master patron a café to get some new ideas for the menu. When they return, Tatsu makes some honey lemon chicken sandwich. Master eats it and it brings back some memories of his youthful days. So the punch line is some bee landing on his crush? And also a new creamy chai in which brings back memories of his travelling days in India. So the punch line is how ashes fell and burnt his leg? Master leaves so Tatsu tries it out. Memories come flooding about how he met Miku. Was there a bee on her too?!
* Masa has cavity and doesn’t want Tatsu to know or he’ll drag him to the dentist. So he lies he had a fight with 50 guys. But that won’t fool Tatsu. Masa assures he brushes once every day but apparently that isn’t enough by Tatsu’s standards. Masa then says why he can’t go to the dentist because he was betrayed by his mom. She said to bring him somewhere but brought him to the dentist instead. Of course Masa won’t have this crap and hauls him over to the dentist. Masa mans up and gets his cavity done. He won’t be alone. Because Tatsu will join him soon!
* Tatsu has a tough time sleeping. I guess counting yakuzas and eliminating them in this battle royale survival won’t do. Hearing nature sounds also won’t help as he keeps thinking of the illegal stuffs yakuza does there. He ends up making a full salmon meal. Just when he is about to sleep, suddenly a loud thud wakes him up. Gin the culprit?
* Gin talks to a crow and is envious it can fly. So Gin suggests using its claws to carry her and make it as though she is flying. The crow warns its claws will hurt but Gin brushes it off. Okay. Then it really starts to hurt. And Gin makes it sound like it is the crow’s fault.

I Married A Mobster
Wow. Isn’t that sweet and funny? At this point I am not sure if they will make more episodes as there are no announcements whatsoever. Which means I am left confused and irritated to wonder in the event if there will be more, will it be part 3 or season 2? If it is the former, damn they do sure know how to f*cking break up a single season and stretch it to so many parts like how yakuzas chop up people into so many parts and throw their bodies in the sea!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oops… Anyway, if there are more episodes to come, I will be fine watching them again. Be it part 3 or part 7 or season 2 or season 10, as long as we can see Tatsu in his usual antics, it won’t be a problem how many parts or seasons this series will break into.

So yeah, this second part feels so much like home with the first. Well, duh. If you love how things played out in the first part, you’ll definitely continue to love at all the shenanigans and antics that this second part has to offer. Basically, it is just another continuation so if you are those type who is expecting something that is really different, I’m sure you’ll feel that disappointment. But Tatsu being the guy who never changes will definitely put a smile on your face as we see him go about in his daily life as a househusband but still having those gangster-like personality. I guess some old habits die hard. He may scare the sh*t out of many other ordinary citizens in this series (although he means no harm and definitely has good intentions) but we’ll be laughing our asses off. Imagine, having the world’s friendliest yakuza is the same like having Casper the friendliest ghost ever. Okay, sorry for the bad example but you do get what I mean, right?

Just like the last season, uhm, I mean the first part, each episode is divided into very short skits so an episode can cram in like about 5-6 random acts. It is both good and bad because within the average 3 minutes per skit, sometimes there’ll be a lot of things going on. Then the punch line comes first and then the skit ends before the next one quickly starts. It’s like the series is flashing past you. Even more so if you binge watch this in 1 sitting like yours truly. Before you know it, this whole second part is over! Damn, was I having fun laughing? So if you are the kind who are slow in digesting what just happened, you might miss the punch line and realize too late while the new one starts its run. Yeah, I know it is irritating but I guess it is the way of the yakuza to come and hit you fast and hard before leaving, right? Okay, so I made that one up. Hey, but I guess these short skits are still a pretty reasonable amount of time for many to enjoy and laugh out loud. Yes, I’m saying this because of my recent stint with Ragnastrike Angels. Damn that series only lasts 30 seconds per episode! F*CKING 30 SECONDS!!! Can Tatsu fix something about this?!

If I have to nit-pick more about this series, is that some characters feel forgettable mainly because I was expecting something and it didn’t live up to that. For instance, Bob as the only new character introduced in this part, I thought he would be on the same level as Masa but unfortunately he felt more like a minor side extra character. Unless you tell me this is his role. I was also expecting Hibari to be more prominent this season but unfortunately I feel she had more prominence in her debut in the last part than this one. It could be me but does Gin feel a lot more obscure this time? I believe there are only 2 short skits that are dedicated to this pet cat and it was really odd that one of them being the final skit of this second part. I don’t know if that is supposed to be the cliff-hanger since I thought Tatsu and some of the gang will go out with a bang. Hence my crazy conspiracy theory that there could be more parts or seasons in the future because technically it doesn’t feel like it has ended yet. Uh huh. A random skit with the cat in focus? WTF?!

Then the other characters like Miku, she’s probably the one wearing the pants in the household as you can see that her word is law and whatever Tatsu does, he does it for her. Not to say Miku is an overbearing wife and I’m sure she has no ill will, probably she’ll lose herself a bit whenever it comes to Policure. And our ever yakuza who has now discarded violence and believe in pacifism, he’ll go all out to do it just for her love. Yeah, it is a good thing that love is blind for them as she doesn’t even see a bit of his yakuza nature that is permeating throughout the way he talks and walks. Speaking of which, is it me or do I notice that Tatsu is having less stylish poses this part? And of course you can’t discount that dumb follower of his, Masa. Basically he is another big idiot. Enough said. Now I kinda remember, aren’t there any other yakuza organizations and members trying to gun for Tatsu’s neck for revenge? Yeah, I don’t think his nickname as the Immortal Dragon popped up anywhere in this part. Oh well, this guy making so much peace in his life, you bet those violent bloodthirsty yakuza dudes are going to stay far away from him for now.

For those who are seeking an improvement in the animation quality, well, you’re going to be disappointed. It’s still the same ‘glorified slideshow’ anime that was in the first part. Well duh, do keep in mind that this is the second part and not the second season. Consistency, baby! After all, the series is meant to be like that and personally I have no qualms even if some scenes look mostly like picture boards. So yeah, it’s like their trademark already. Voice acting remains the same with Kenjirou Tsuda still rocking as our Immortal Dragon. I recognized some new ones like Tomokazu Sugita as Bob as well as Kana Asumi as Yuriko. It’s going to be a waste to have them cameo here with only a few lines and not have any more parts or seasons to follow up. Another damning proof that this is definitely the second part and not the second season is that the opening and ending themes remain the same. Sorry for those expecting new ones. But yeah, it’s still fun to hear the hard rocking Shufu No Michi and the enka rocking Goku Fufukaidou.

Overall, this second part is very much as enjoyable as the first. If you laugh your ass from the first one, you’ll still do the same for this one. Not sure when the next part or season will arrive because I read somewhere that the anime has adapted a lot of the manga’s chapters already. Yeah. Got to wait for more source materials or do you want to risk it and animate non-canon anime only episodes? In the meantime, this series might not change society’s overall perception on those scary Japanese thugs but if there is one yakuza guy who knows how to keep the peace without resorting to actual physical violence (just with some crass style), then you know who to go to. After all, Tatsu still puts many of us to shame when it comes to every day home economics and stuffs. Better than all those YouTube videos! Those only can show you so much. But Tatsu gives you extra service and goes all the way! Perfecto! Yup, I know who to look for if I need some lessons in househusband. That is, if I can get a wife first… :’(.

Generator Gawl

17 December, 2021

Well people, what would you do if you could go back in time to change history? More specifically to stop an impending third world war?! Would you jump at that chance? Well, seems to be the case for the main characters in Generator Gawl. Oh God. Not another one of this sci-fi time paradox time travelling thingy to confuse with my mind. But I guess that will have to do for me since this is one of those, you’ve guessed it, very long outstanding animes that wasn’t so much on my must watch list and more on the very iffy side of the list. Always on the back burner of my mind, in and out from my lapsing recollections from time to time. Never gave it much thought and priority until I realize that, yeah, not many retro animes left to watch these days as what I want to watch I have already watched. Okay then. Another retro one to check off the list.

Episode 1
A stormy night. Perfect to cover some fight between some dudes and a monster bug. Next morning, it is all clear blue skies. Those guys, Gawl Kudo, Ryo and Koji Suzuki are walking around town and asking where to get info. Clearly, they are not from around here. Koji peeks at the newspaper to notice the date: September 2007. As Ryo and Koji try to access the database of the city from a phone booth (A FREAKING PHONE BOOTH!!!!), Gawl goes around to find something to it. This fast food joint looks appetizing. However the way he weirdly stalks outside has one of the staffs, Masami Shippou claim he is a pervert trying to take indecent photos of the cute girls here. I guess she doesn’t believe his story that he is hungry and has no money. It’s the cops for you! After Ryo and Koji ascertain some lab structures in the Ring Tower, they go look for Gawl only to see the police apprehending him. Because Gawl calls out to them, I guess they’re his accomplices too, huh? At the police station, the officer seems very sympathetic towards them as he thinks they are from some orphanage based on their ID. Oh damn, this officer such a good guy that he has arranged some place for them to stay and is willing to be their big brother! As he brings them there, Koji tells Ryo about today’s date. This is startling because they’re supposed to arrive here a full year ago. Now they only have 3 months left. Some wormhole obstacle thingy might have prevented them from arriving at the exact date. They have to act fast or their pursuers will come after them. Just like last night. Flashback shows the monster bug attacked them and captured Ryo. In order to save him, Gawl turned into some mecha form and took it down. The trio arrive at the apartment. Guess what? Masami lives here! You bet she and Gawl are not going to get along. She calls her mom, Keiko about these stalkers. Koji shuts Gawl up as he and Ryo play the polite part and hopes they’ll accept them as their tenants from today. I know Masami is in shock but Gawl too?!

Episode 2
Okay, Masami and Gawl are still at it. She doesn’t want him to live here. He doesn’t want to stay here. Koji shuts him up so that Ryo can work his pretty boy magic to beg for forgiveness. Since Keiko has authority, she accepts their stay and shows them their room. The trio are also in the same school as Masami as she takes them to tour the place and introduces some of the important buildings like Central Mountain and Ring Tower. When Ryo asks if she knows a researcher named Takuma Nekasa, she heard the name before. She knows him as a guy who never comes out of his lab. Gawl who has been trying to catch a butterfly stumbles into a greenhouse. He meets Natsume Chigira and is it me or does Natsume laugh weird? You can tell they are on the right track to be friends but look who is here to interrupt? Yup. It’s that witch Masami who thinks Gawl is going to do something hentai to her best friend. What a small world. Ryuko Saito who is their homeroom teacher, advises her about using such strong language. During class, Ryo and Koji are superb. Damn, are they the teachers? Gawl as usual is sleeping… During the break, the trio tries to get into the computer room but it is locked. Masami thinks Gawl has brought the duo on his perverted schemes. Yeah, why the f*ck is the girls’ toilet next to the computer room?! Gawl then spots some ominous clouds. He tries to get there but Masami won’t let him go. Hence Koji and Ryo make Masami show them around town so that Gawl go head to some construction site and fight a monster bug. Apparently such monsters are called Generators. Gawl transforms into time to defeat it. As he leaves, Natsume spots him as she is taking a shortcut. All that fighting has the beams loose so it is going to fall on her. Luckily Gawl pushes her out of the way and gets partially buried. The rest are waiting for Gawl at home. Can’t start dinner without him? Keiko wonders if Masami ‘bullied’ Gawl again today. Wow. Daughter feeling guilty, huh? She thinks of searching for him but that’s not necessary. Natsume has brought back a wounded Gawl. How did she get him out of the rubble? Masami heard from Natsume what happened so the least she could do is help tend his wounds. Thanks for saving her friend. So now you see he has some good points too? Meanwhile Ryuko needs Takuma to hurry up his research before any more obstacles show up. Yeah, this zombie is just typing away in his computer…

Episode 3
The trio having their meetings in the toilet? Well, the whole place is equipped with surveillance cameras so this is the best place to discuss things without being watched. WTF. You tell me if the school is trying to observe its students, they still respect their privacy?! Hey, at least it keeps a suspicious Masami out! It seems she is quite wary about them. As Koji and Ryo are top of their fields, Gawl seems useless. Every student in this school has at least 1 skill in which it is honed but not Gawl. She needs to uncover this mystery. Natsume wonders why she is so infatuated with especially Gawl so she claims a tenant’s actions reflects the reputation of the landlord. Are you sure it isn’t anything more than that? During PE, Koji hacks into the computer system. But he couldn’t download in time as a strange man is seen nearby. Before a fight could enter, both flee because the police is here to check on the break in. You mean they thought some faculty stuff just carelessly left the window open?! Koji later tells the trio about his failure. However he also states there is a Generator here but knows he won’t engage in them, the reason why he also fled. Since the Generator knows where he was, he was probably using the school’s surveillance system to watch him. Hence Koji does his hacking in the public computer. Finished just in time before the police starts to suspect something. With this, Koji then brings Gawl to a dumpsite because their next move is to fight the Generator. So as Koji waits for Gawl to finish his fight, he realizes Masami has tailed them. He tries to distract and shield her from the fight but Masami saw Gawl’s super jump. She gets even more suspicious when Koji tells her to go away since it’ll get dangerous. You mean Gawl is doing something dangerous? Gawl finishes his fight and returns injured. More questions spammed so Koji lies that Gawl has some super athletic ability. It is secretly funded by the government and since he has no other abilities, he is shy about it and comes here to practice. Luckily Masami bought into that and apologizes for tailing them the whole day. Now trying to give words of hope, huh? Back home, thanks to Gawl fighting the Generator as distraction, Ryo manages to get data on Takuma. Now they can confront him. Masami comes in to give Gawl her special stamina food as well as pills to help Koji’s stomach. Yeah, she thinks he has got some stomach problem and has to drag his friends with him to the toilet. Koji can’t help feel so amused with this and laughs his ass off!

Episode 4
Ryo has a nightmare of Gawl turning into a monster and starts killing people. He tries to stop this but realizes that he is the one who did this to Gawl. So while Gawl and Masami’s arguing is pretty normal, Koji can tell Ryo is not himself as he is spacing out too often. Ryo is worried they are wasting time like this. The more they stall, the more the secret will be revealed. Ryo is not confident he isn’t as strong as them. Ryo really doesn’t feel well so he skips class. But he actually goes to see Takuma in his lab and sees the Include Cells he is researching on his PC. Sure those aren’t some fancy MS Paint job? HAHAHA!!! With Takuma here, he talks about the evolution of life and the weakness of cells. Ryo really wants to get rough on him to tell him to stop this but that is just all in his head. Takuma is adamant in making stronger cells so that humans can live stronger so they don’t go extinct like dinosaurs. When Ryo tries to warn how dangerous it is, Takuma tells him scientists shouldn’t be bothered with what is morally right. People will eventually pass judgements. Since Takuma is having a headache, he needs Ryo to live. Ryuko is here and warns Ryo about this place being off limits to students. Ryo runs away in despair. Flashback (or is it future flash?) in which we see Ryo and Koji supervising an experiment on Gawl. He is infused with Include Cells and all. He is made to fight a Generator and all his stats surpassed expectations. However when things run afoul, Gawl goes berserk and overkills the Generator, almost destroying the lab. Subsequently, Ryo is shocked that what was supposed to be Ryo’s final experiment, the superiors had them continue it. In the end, Ryo was too weak to object. In present time, the rest come to find Ryo sitting alone so they cheer him up by eating together. Well, Gawl doesn’t want to eat Masami’s fancy food and prefers Natsume’s simple bento! Masami so broken hearted and their quarrelling is expected. Koji knows Ryo went to see Takuma. Ryo feels the irony that he created Gawl and now he is going to destroy that research. Koji tells him not to worry because Gawl understands everything. See them still quarrelling? That’s right… So reassuring…

Episode 5
Cultural festival at the school. Masami serves a big Chinese-French combo cuisine to the guys. Yeah, she is hell bent in entering a cooking contest and NEEDS THEIR SUPPORT! Well… Tastes okay… But Natsume’s simple cooking tastes better!!! OMFG! Hence the need for Masami to remind them to still support her!!! YOU GUYS BETTER!!! Ryuko is here and seduces all the males here to come to her biology symposium. Yeah, the guys spamming personal questions. If you need to know, she’s still single! Then it’s Masami’s turn to pose a biological question about a woman’s attractiveness. Ryuko answers it in a biological sense about living things passing on their genes via mating and to protect them as superior. Masami seems to object to something but can’t bring herself to say it, almost making a fool out of herself. Then Koji asks if love and conscience are just devices to propagate genes just as she claimed, let’s say in the future a gene pool has been established and that those genes can be protected without relying on marriage, will love and kindness disappear in society? Koji opines that mankind needs love so Ryuko wonders if he is a romantic or idealist. I guess all this complicated stuff is too hard for Gawl. He sneaks out with Natsume as they play goldfish scooping. A weird lady shows up and challenges him and so begins an epic goldfish scooping game. Why the heck must they have a melodian in the mouth?! Anyway, the challenge eventually takes them to a sentai play stage. Everybody so awed at Gawl’s accidental sentai pose that they want him to transform! Okay. If you insist. Yeah, nobody will suspect he is fighting a Generator, right? Great special effects! Meanwhile the cooking contest gets underway. Masami worried Gawl isn’t here? Ryuko is also in this contest but she keeps bugging Masami about her earlier question. She poses if Gawl isn’t human but a monster, will she still accept him as her friend? Damn that zoom in on Ryuko’s evil face like she is expecting an answer! After a long pause, Masami says yes. Human or not, he is her tenant and I suppose something even more? Oh look, Gawl’s here in time. In the aftermath, Masami didn’t win but Gawl claims today’s cooking of hers was the best so far. Was it because he’s hungry after all that fighting? Yeah, she allows him to stay as long as he wants even if he is a monster. Hope she just didn’t say that for fun. Meanwhile Koji talks to Ryuko and is enlightened by her teachings and hopes to receive more guidance. Likewise for her.

Episode 6
Ryo continues to worry since this is taking too long but Koji advises they have to wait for the right moment. However Ryo is still anxious since Gawl’s body will soon take its toll for transforming too much. No cause for worry for now when they see Gawl in his usual ‘healthy’ quarrelling with Masami. Uhm, maybe we should we worried they actually quarrel this much! Meanwhile a Generator almost kills a maintenance worker. Damn, this Generator looks like a cross between a discount Spike from Cowboy Bebop and Excel’s Nabeshin?! Anyway, this Generator is created by Ryuko and she is disappointed he used too much power and should restrain himself. So back to the lab for retuning. Yeah, this guy is itching for action but Ryuko tells him to be patient till the time is right. Once it is done, Ryuko tells him to capture the guys without killing them. Can he? We shall see. After the guys see off the girls (Natsume accompanying Masami to her work place to change her shift times), they then go face off with this Generator at the park. However the fight soon strays into the city. Yeah, the fast parkour fighting within the shadows has nobody noticing them. Of course the fight has to end up near where Masami works. As Natsume is waiting outside, Gawl sees her and this distraction costs him dearly. He gets taken out and drops before Natsume’s feet. Masami just exited the building and now the Generator wants to kill them. Oh Gawl, are you still sleeping?! Luckily the girls dodge the blades. Then it starts flashing some lights?! This time Gawl is so determined he managed to get back up and take the fight elsewhere. He manages to kill the Generator off as he ponders those lights because it paralyzes them. He also noticed his arm evolving into something else then. Next day, the news report some monkey escaped from the lab and was taken care of. Masami tries to tell what she saw but I guess nobody believed her. Natsume not a reliable witness since she doesn’t remember much. Yeah, Gawl teasing Masami for having a memory worse than a monkey! We can see what’s happening next… Meanwhile Ryuko confronts Koji and warns not to change the past. Koji wonders her plan. Then they walk away. Wow. That’s as anti-climactic this drama can get.

Episode 7
While taking a break at the public bath, Natsume is still adamant on what she saw. As they leave, the gang sees a beam of light across. Natsume is suspicious and wants to go check it out but the rest claim it could be search lights from the construction. With Natsume getting a bit cold, I guess it’s time to head home. But where is Gawl? Maybe he has gone to take out the trash. Yeah, take out that creepy spider ossan Generator trash, that is! Seems Masami is also smart. She feigns forgetting her wallet and returns to go get it but it is to go find Gawl. Don’t have to look so far because she stumbles into the fight. The Generator instantly targets her! Gawl protects her and gets wounded. The Generator escapes. WTF Gawl just coolly walks away?! He later collapses from his wound. Masami find him unconscious and recognizes the wound. Back home, Gawl explains what happened and wants to know what to do next. Koji suggests playing dumb until Masami gives up. But what he meant was can they continue to live here and not drag the ladies into it. Uhm, Gawl caring about others?! Next morning, Masami goes to check on Gawl but it seems the wound is gone. He pretends not to know anything about it. Since she continues to bug him, he tells her off. She too tells him off. Don’t live here then. Get out. Fine. I won’t come back! Later Masami and Natsume talk about the possibility of Gawl being the monster but Natsume thinks there are things that people sometimes want to keep a secret. She doesn’t want them to fight. Damn, Natsume ironically crying?! As Gawl bums around, he suddenly sees visions of everything burning down. Then he spots that Generator. Time for rematch. Yeah, the fight drags on long enough that Masami realizes none of the guys are home yet. Uh huh. Worried. Goes out to look for them. By the time Gawl is done, he collapses from fatigue at the park. Oh look. Natsume is here. It seems she won’t ask questions because she understands there are some things that need to be kept a secret. But in exchange, she hopes he won’t leave Masami because it’ll make her sad. Okay. So he obliges her word? Natsume looks like she wants to say something important. Damn, I thought she was suffocating! But great timing, Masami is here to pick him up. She isn’t mad at all. So that fight this morning never existed, huh? Natsume then returns home to… Ryuko!

Episode 8
Gawl continues to fall tired from his extended fights. This worries Ryo as we hear another narration of the future. The world in the future is run and governed by Kubere. Everyone is told what to do and nobody questions it. The trio are a small group in researching Generators. Gawl was made as the subject as he had the best physical abilities than the rest. But Ryo begins to suspect something amiss and that their research wasn’t something for peace and his heart hurts for every experiment on Gawl. Back in 2007, a third world war happened and destroyed 90% of humanity. A peace was brokered between some military dictator and a knockoff Phoenix Wright to rebuild what’s left of the world into a single country. It was miraculously done in 10 years and there was a project to create Generators to help humans adapt to the harsh environment and to help be their servants in rebuilding efforts. That was what Ryo has always believed in. Until he stumbled into some data Takuma and his Include Cell discovery. And something about Auge too. He asks Koji about it and he knows nothing. So more prying and hacking (these computers have weak firewall passwords!), Ryo discovers something horrifying. Auge is some sort of military science that uses Takuma’s successful theory in the Generators to become ultimate soldiers for Kubere. This is to induce the world war and wipe out and control human population by jumping back in time. Auge then then became the ultra-political organization known as Kubere.

A shocked Ryo tells his pals about the truth behind Kubere to change history to suit their needs. He cannot stand millions of lives lost because of this. Koji cautious going back to change history because you know, time paradox thingy. What happens if a child goes back to the past to kill his own parents? Yup. Cease to exist. So even if they change history, those born after that will cease to exist. This includes them. However Ryo is so guilty over all this that he cannot accept all this. Damn, he is agonizing over it. Gawl suggests going back to change history. He won’t let Kubere do what they want to him. The trio then hack into the time travelling lab. Damn, why are there no security and how easy it is to operate this machine?! Some guards come in to stop them but nothing like a bit of kung fu chops from Gawl to send them sleeping. And just like that they head back in time. Yeah, a frustrated guard bangs on the machine after they departed, hence messing their arrival time. DAMN F*CKING MACHINE SO SENSITIVE?! Now that they have arrived here, Ryo thinks worse comes to worst, they might have to kill Takuma as they cannot continue to rely on Gawl all the time. Once more, Koji cautions about doing that because even if they kill Takuma, somebody might replace him. That could be the same with Ryuko. That’s because they noticed another guy named Kanae who is Ryuko’s assistant. He could be Takuma’s stand in or something. Hence Koji doesn’t want to spill blood unnecessarily and physical violence is their last resort. But it’s time to make their move. Masami knocks on their door to invite them to tea. Wow. She’s patiently knocking and calling them. No answer. You mean she’s not even mad the slightest? Keep knocking. Because the guys have already left for good.

Episode 9
The surveillance cameras don’t show where the trio are and Ryuko is frustrated but will eventually find them. Yup, Natsume has a camera herself and she is used to monitor the boys. Apparently they are hiding out in the sewers. Another place other than the toilet with no cameras. With Ryo getting more emotional that time is running out and Gawl is at his limit, Koji continues to play cautious due to the uncertainties. Ryo promises to protect Gawl this time. After 3 days, Koji just shows up in school like that? You bet Masami is going to grill him about their whereabouts because she has the right to know. She’s their landlord, remember? All Koji says is that Gawl is in hospital and everything else is none of her business. Masami won’t accept that but Natsume stops her from prying further. Secrets, remember? Koji then thinks it is time to see Takuma. But first he brings the girls to see Gawl to make him feel better. Damn, this is sure no hospital. But the girls are glad to see Gawl but worried with his condition. Well, just feed him your food and he’ll be alright! With the girls accompanying him, Koji and Ryo leave to do ‘errands’. They go to talk to Takuma about his research that he is currently writing and incomplete. They believe it will not be published and no one will read it. They tell the truth but Takuma doesn’t believe they’re from the future (2145) and will not listen to them to halt his research. With his level of research, this isn’t enough to destroy the world. Even if he is the one who discovers this, he isn’t the one who used it. Koji threatens of other options so Takuma dares him too. So what? You gonna kill me? That is when Ryuko via intercom is going to show them the fruits of Takuma’s research. In another room, Gawl is seen held hostage. This boy has the cells Takuma created. Ryuko claims Takuma is no longer needed. Eh? But his research is still incomplete, right? Of course. But Gawl here is the complete specimen of the research itself and she’ll be taking it. No one will change destiny. Koji realizes the mistake they have made as a Generator pops up to kill them. Koji and Ryo transform to fight it but they aren’t fighters and get owned. Gawl wakes up to see his friends in this state and with the power to protect, he busts out and easily destroys it. This surprises Ryuko as she didn’t expect him to transform in this state. Gawl is mad his pals transformed even though they could’ve died. But they didn’t. As long as they’re alive, there is still hope. Ryuko returns to her lab and needs to accelerate her plans. She’ll use Natsume next and teach those boys a lesson. Looks like a jobless Takuma is now wandering about…

Episode 10
Ryuko orders Natsume to kill the guys as she is the only one who can get close to them without any raising their suspicions. Masami so damn happy that Gawl came to school… Yeah… Meanwhile the guys talking about altering history and the possibility they won’t exist anymore. But they don’t care about that. They’re going to settle things today. Hence they tell Masami that they’re coming back to live at her place and then they’ll tell her the whole truth. Not now? Because it’s a long story. Yeah, don’t want to count your chickens, eh? Masami agrees and will cook them a feast. So be there. Kanae sees some specimen in Ryuko’s lab suddenly it’s like he has the biggest headache too. We see Natsume pondering about stuffs while the guys head to Takuma’s lab. Only before them is Kanae. Everything important has been moved. He knows about them too but Gawl isn’t the kind to talk and starts attacking. However he can’t best Kanae. Kanae reveals he was a Generator originally and was operated on a long time ago. He tells them something important in Takuma’s lab. It’s a letter from Natsume. After reading it, instantly they rush out to find her. Oh my, where to look? Kanae returns to Ryuko and tells her that her puppet has decided to defy her orders. Because friends > orders. So it’s a pretty longwinded letter that occupies almost half of this episode! I’ll just summarize the gist of it. Basically Natsume revealing she knows everything about them because Ryuko told her and after she saw Gawl’s transformation (before that she didn’t know about it). She is a puppet created by Ryuko and has done everything that she has commanded. However she decided to disobey her because she decided for the first time on her own will that friendship is important. Basically she is grateful to Masami who became friends with her. So if she killed them, Masami will be sad. She hopes they’ll prevent the war and stay by Masami’s side, live happy lives. She thanks them for giving her the courage all the time and if reincarnation exists, she hopes to come back as a normal girl. Goodbye. You know it’s going to be a long one when she even states there are so many things she wants to write but not enough time! Oh well. Time to end it. By the time the guys find her, oh damn, did she just blow up herself with the entire forest???!!! Ryuko’s unimpressed face when she loses her communication with Ryuko. Yeah, Kanae also infuriated. Not as mad-cum-sad as Gawl. He finds Natsume’s pager. Smashing it and the ground won’t bring her back. So mad this guy he transforms!

Episode 11
Gawl has gone crazy and doesn’t recognize his pals as he flees. Ryuko unleashes many Generators to kill Gawl. Kanae doesn’t think they will win as Gawl has exceeded all his stats. Even so, Ryuko will be pleased to get samples at his peak. Yeah, Gawl doing fatality moves on all the Generators he faced. Easy flawless victory. Fatality! Damn epic BGM, is that Smoke On The Water spoof?! The news reports a huge explosion at the foot of the mountains. You bet Masami’s guts telling her something is wrong and to go out looking for the guys. Masami then stumbles into one of Gawl’s fights. Yup, her guts tell her this is definitely him. The fight then shifts elsewhere as Masami is in shock. Conveniently, Koji and Ryo are here. She wants an explanation. You mean, right now?! Okay then. Oh f*ck, I thought this was going to be a long story?! Anyway, they tell about themselves from the future and that they came back in time to prevent a war. So yes, that Generator is Gawl. Bioengineered super humans who are supposed to withstand radiation and nuclear weapons. Ryuko is sent from the future by Kubere to overlook all of this. They also tell about Natsume but since she doesn’t believe, here, read this letter. Now you believe? As the city is evacuation, Gawl’s fight crashes into the scene. Now there are lots of witnesses and even the camera crew has caught footage of this giant monstrosity. With all the Generators down, the final boss left is Ryuko. She transforms and dares a mad Gawl to fight her since she wants to take over his body. Meanwhile Kanae goes to collect a Takuma in despair to go stop this. Then he goes to pick up Koji, Ryo and Masami (I guess they’re done with the melodrama). They have to follow him since he’ll bring them to Gawl. They see Gawl standing no chance against Ryuko. It doesn’t matter what came first, as long as Ryuko has the completed Include Cells in this era. The irony the trio came to stop the war but instead started it. Kanae never did anything because he was waiting for the right time, which is now, I suppose? Kanae also reveals that Ryuko is the first generation commander of Kubere and cloned herself to come back to this time. It’s all over when Ryuko does a heart ripping fatality on Gawl! OMG! Ryuko wins! Flawless victory! But then something in Gawl activates… Takuma then starts screaming in madness. When he calms down, he starts to remember. He identifies Kanae as Koji! And here’s the other twist: Kanae calls Takuma’s real name: Ryo! This time paradox thingy is getting pretty confusing!!!

Episode 12
It seems Gawl is resonating with the Ring Tower and is opening a wormhole. They can’t get near it until it stabilizes. Once it does, it will saturate and detonate. Kanae claims that he and Takuma went through this same explosion and went back further in time. Although Kanae was thrown back to 1999, Takuma went further back 20 years. The shock caused him to lose his memories. However the only thing he remembers is Include Cells and so he became a biologist in the academy to complete his research. As for Kanae, his memories were intact. In order to take down Ryuko, he changed his name and worked closely with her to gain her trust. When Ryuko introduced Takuma, Kanae knew who he was but realized he lost his memories. It was a good thing too because Takuma may have given away their real identity. Koji is upset that despite numerous chances, he never did anything to save Natsume. I guess her death to trigger Gawl’s overload and cause the wormhole isn’t the answer he is looking for. But Kanae believes it is necessary at this time for the detonation. But then, all will be thrown back in time and this will repeat again! Yeah, I imagine a town filled with thousands of Koji and Ryo!!! OMFG! Is that how it works if this thing failed again and again?! Hence their enemy isn’t Ryuko or Kubere but time. So the solution is that when the detonation happens, Gawl gets to choose what kind of world he wants to have. He can restart everything again. But right now he is in a state of unconsciousness and having a nightmare due to his loss to Ryuko. He wants the trio to wake him up and make him pray for the change. Failure to do so means repeating this whole thing again.

More technical stuffs how the trio can help wake him up because they got cells of their mother. HUH?! Long story short, they are all Natsume’s children?! From what I understand, the specimen number Kanae saw belonged to Natsume. Some artificial fertilization preservation thingy used by Kubere blah, blah, blah. My brain can’t take it anymore… Speaking of Natsume, looks like she is talking to Gawl in his dreams. Hi lonely boy. Don’t feel sad. Basically the talk is to give him hope to change destiny. Kanae lands his helicopter. While the trio goes to find Gawl, Kanae and Takuma settle their score with Ryuko as they transform. However they are old versions so they are no match for her. The trio wake up Gawl. Better hurry up and tell him to pray for the ideal world because Ryuko has disposed of the old guys and coming for them! And just like that, Gawl Super Saiyan overloads! Huge explosion!!! Next thing we see, a very peaceful city. Not sure what treaty the UN ratified for biological weapons. Who cares, right? Natsume asks Gawl why didn’t he restart everything and instead the world continues as it is. Gawl replies he likes it here and it would be horrible for everything to just disappear. Like how their own possible future was probably changed? Oh well, I guess their future had no pleasant memories like this present. Also, Natsume told him to go forward and open up destiny. So that means making new memories from now on. Yeah, we’ll make a wonderful world from now on!

Disin-gene-nuous Gene-rator Gawd
Uhm… Wow… That ending was sure quick as hell. My guess is that the dystopian future ruled by Kubere has been avoided and since that goal is achieved, there is nothing any more in particular to show. I mean, you don’t need to wrap things up nicely because what more does it tell us for Masami and the future guys living perfect normal lives in the present? That’s the best ending from the outcome we’ve got. So well yeah, I guess that works. And Kubere can’t send any more goons to the past to rechange things is because they no longer exist, right? But Gawl, Koji and Ryo does exist so how the f*ck does that work?! Did Gawl just wish for the continuation of the world but only take away Ryuko and Auge/Kubere? I think that’s it because I also don’t think that’s Ryuko’s grave they prayed to at the end. Natsume’s perhaps. RIP, Natsume. Wow, imagine just wishing for the world to be reset like that. Isn’t that God-level stuff? How sci-fi is that?! Oh dammit, I think my brain is starting to hurt as bad as Takuma’s the more I start thinking about this…

Anyway, the plot is quite simple enough. But I suppose back then in the late 90’s when most of any sci-fi futuristic anime need to have something to do with genetic engineering because that’s the way of the future then, no? Just like Geneshaft. Believe it how both these animes deal with scientific genetic engineering and coincidentally enough, sit side by side alphabetically in the anime encyclopaedia list! The thing is the plot moves along quite slowly at the start. It is a bit draggy too since it is mostly about the guys trying to blend in the current time and then trying to find the best way to alter history without spilling blood. I mean, they’re trying to prevent a third world war, right? Not right and pretty ironic if they used violence to solve violence. So the earlier parts may be slow in pace as we see them getting used to life in the present time while releasing bits of pieces of info about their intentions and goals.

When it came down to the final stretch, despite spamming quite a number of terms, I find it the most interesting because I actually never expected Kanae and Takuma to be Koji and Ryo respectively. Because you know, I thought there is some law and paradox theory that prevents you from interfering with your own self in the past?! Oh God. My head is hurting again… But seriously, it would have been damn funny to actually see the entire town filled with people like Koji and Ryo. Yeah, you’re not seeing twins or triplets. We are you from the future! Oh damn, it’ll be hilarious if they keep failing this… So I guess this twist was the only interesting one that caught my attention since I didn’t see this coming. But of course they have some sci-fi terminologies and jargons about biological engineering and the likes which I of course don’t really understand. Yeah, sciences are not my forte anyway.

There are a few things I want to question about the time paradox thingy because it feels like it doesn’t make sense to me. For instance when the trio get thrown back into the past, why the heck didn’t Kubere just send more reinforcements like future police or something to hunt them down? Like Terminator? Oh well, that’s copyrighted. Those Generators? I thought Ryuko was the one who created them? And if this Ryuko was one of the clone from the future, why did she not bring back a specimen with Include Cells back with her? It may not be perfect but heck, it is better than leaving it to Takuma to do everything, right? So for now my puny brains say it is all for the device of plot conveniences. Like Natsume’s egg artificial fertilization thingy. Oh damn, they can keep that preserved for like over 100 years in the future? Not sure if they keep on continuing to clone her egg… Whatever. As for Kanae and Takuma, if they are Koji and Ryo of the future, then who the heck are the Koji and Ryo we know? Did they go back in time before them?! If so, HOW?! Was there some cloning involved somehow?! I mean think about this, if this old Koji and Ryo went back in time, then who was the younger Koji and Ryo in the future who went back in time, right? Oh damn, this is just f*cking confusing… The worst headache so far!

I also want to bring to attention on how ‘futuristic’ such animes in those eras are. Yup, so ‘futuristic’ that the main mode of communication for Masami and her friends is a pager! OMG! That doesn’t practically exist today! Not sure if it was back in 2007 so maybe they are still around by then. But looking back in hindsight from this point in time, you could say that seeing a pager really invokes the sense of nostalgia and ancientness. Yeah, feeling so old. Oh heck, I think I spotted a couple of diskettes too! Although not the floppy kind, but yeah, diskettes!!! And look at the software programmes they made for those charts! Ancient! MS Paint can do better! It was really that ‘futuristic’ back then, huh? I was hoping to see flying cars but apparently they’re all petroleum powered ones like we still have nowadays. Oh, why aren’t there any hologram telecommunications too?! Phone booths still exist, though. Sighs. I guess that is why 2007 was picked because it doesn’t stray too far from the future and that we can still use some viable technologies in the setting. But damn, seeing the pager and diskettes sure hell made me feel old.

For the characters, they’re pretty standard and what you expect. Well, it’s the 90’s. What more to expect from that time period? That’s just me saying giving more leeway for retro stuffs. Anyway, the trio feels like an odd pair (well duh, 3 is an odd number! HAHAHA!) and their dynamism feels more like a normal team than anything close to one would expect of a bromance. Does that term exist back then? So we’ve got simpleton Gawl who is more of the brawns type, then you have Koji and Ryo as the brains but Koji being the more taciturn and emotionless rational guy compared to the more emotional and worrisome Ryo. The way they act can be considered enough to raise suspicions especially with Koji who looks quite the reserved guy he is. But I guess Koji and Ryo are pretty hot guys so nobody gives a damn. Yeah, ironically no girls chasing after them. Not sure if Masami had a hand in chasing them away behind the scenes. I don’t think so. Don’t remember seeing any girls fawning them from afar either. Yeah, girls in this era don’t even give a sh*t about hot guys from the future.

Speaking of Masami, she gets mixed up in all of this so that the whole series won’t feel like a mundane affair. After all, it’ll be boring to see 3 guys sneaking around, trying to change history and fighting monsters in the shadows. Too much manliness here. Let’s just throw in a couple of girls and soften-cum-lighten things up. You know she is in for some comical role when you see her in fuming mode, steam/smoke will shoot out from her weird bamboo-like chimney hair accessory. WTF? By pairing her up with Gawl, your natural guts will slowly tell you that with that continuous quarrelling of theirs over petty things, you bet they’re going to start to fall for each other. Unfortunately, this isn’t a romance genre so those waiting for some sort of big confession in the end, will most likely be disappointed. So they trolled us between Masami x Gawl or even Gawl x Natsume and in the end everybody loves everybody in this town so let’s have fun and make memories together first before venturing into the unknown territory of romance. That’ll be another story and alternate timeline to tell.

And that goes the same for Natsume and my guts were pretty right that she was more than meets the eye. Though, I didn’t accurately pinpoint her as Ryuko’s puppet. After all, they make her sound so meek, weak and sissy, that something just feels off. I mean, look at the way Natsume and acts. It’s too girly to be acting and talking like that. My guess is that by making her this way, you will least suspect her to be of something because timid girls like her can’t be used as plot devices, right?! Yeah. And there I was waiting for the moment for the plot twist to manifest itself in her and there it was. Too bad she had to sacrifice her in the end for the plot twist. And maybe they don’t want to cheapen her sacrifice and death by cloning her back to life, huh? I thought they had some egg cells of her in the lab?! Oh well, better stay in their memories forever. That way, she’ll never die.

Ryuko being the main antagonist feels a bit iffy. Not sure why she is biding her time too. As a villainess, if she wants to get the future she wants (also the fact that she is a clone of herself from the future), shouldn’t she have just gotten rid of the guys? Is there a code for bad guys to follow? I think not. So it’s like she’s just waiting and lounging around until it’s time for the climax to make her move. I’m sure she wanted to test Gawl and get some samples but the way I see it, she had multiple chances to do that. I was also waiting for Kanae’s turn to shine, in the sense that he would play some bigger role. He is waiting there in the side-lines. Something tells me all that feels like foreshadowing. Any time now for the big twist… Yeah, I didn’t really see it coming as he is Koji’s other self. Yeah, I got more than I bargained for. Same for Takuma. You thought he is just a mad scientist but Ryo is as surprised as I am when he finds out that it was him who discovered Include Cells. Never knew he had it in him all along, huh?

The action bits feel average and it has this feel that this is some sort of pseudo tokusatsu series because of the way the Generator monsters look. After all, in every episode, it feels there need to be some sort of obligatory Generator fight. Like as though Gawl needs to fight a monster bug of the week. There’s some sort of pattern when this dude fights a Generator. He starts off with his own human form before transforming into his own Generator figure to defeat it but not before he takes some sort of damage because Generator mode puts a strain on his body. Overall, it just doesn’t feel as exciting as I thought it would be. I mean, it’s not like they’re using any super special memorable moves and most of it feels like some wrestling action, monster version.

Art and animation style feels very dated. 1998 feels like a long time, you know. Well, veteran anime studio, Tatsunoko Production made this retro piece so you can see their bits of tokusatsu influence here as well as a few Easter eggs like Evangelion. Despite the retro feel and all, I can’t help feel that some parts of the animation are quite low in quality. Like the characters’ facial features. For example, when not zoomed in close enough, the girls like Masami and Natsume have this very simplistic look on their faces. I thought they look like the characters of the Peanuts’ comic strip. Looks weird if you ask me. And some characters like Ryuko and Kanae, they look chubby from certain angles. Mind you, I’m watching this on old 4:3 aspect ratio.

Voice acting feels pretty standard. Only recognized Shinichiro Miki as Koji. Yeah, this guy has been doing voice acting like over 20 years now? Man, do I feel old. I find a weird aspect of Koji doing the narration for the next episode preview, in the sense that there is only nothing but Koji’s voice narrating a serious and solemn dialogue. No background music or even white noise behind. Just plain Koji’s voice and nothing else. Sometimes it gives off this creepy vibe and hollowness. Sure, it fits the impending dystopia narrative but the anime isn’t really that dark to be honest. Satsuki Yukino as Masami, sounds a lot like Inu Yasha’s Kagome. Well, duh… I must be starved for Mamiko Noto’s voice since I haven’t heard her in ages. So I thought she could be Ryuko when initially I knew it wasn’t. But the more I hear her, the more I started to believe that hell, it could be her! But it’s only 1998?! Was she around then?! Didn’t she debut in like in about 2000?! I didn’t care. I wanted to believe it was her! Of course reality crushed that hope as I soon learn it was Yuriko Yamaguchi (Robin in One Piece – oh, doesn’t Ryuko look a bit like an evil version of Robin?). Ah dang. So close.

The other voice acting casts are Nobutoshi Canna as Gawl (Lancer in Fate/Stay Night), Tsutomu Kashiwakura as Ryo (Harry in Outlaw Star), Konami Yoshida as Natsume (Ruri in ToHeart2), Hideyuki Hori as Kanae (Barthelomew Kuma in One Piece), Yoku Shioya as Takuma (Ryouta in Slam Dunk) and Masami Toyoshima as Keiko (Hanako in Pokemon). The opening theme is I Want Out by Yuki Saga. This edgy rock piece is quite fitting for this genre, though the singer’s voice felt like he had a few drinks the night before recording this since his voice sounds a bit raw. But I guess it’s okay for a rock song, right? The ending theme is Kore Wo Koi To Iemashou Ka by Yoshimba. A complete contrast than the opener because this is such a fun casual song. Reminds me of those old British pop songs and even more so its horn fanfare reminds me of The Beatles’ Sgt Pepper while the rest of the music reminisces something like Two Of Us also from The Beatles. From edgy rock to sleepy music. Not bad actually. Even the animation reflects so. A dark edgy montage compared to a sketchy simple chibi life. Yeah, life so strange.

Overall, not the best retro I’ve seen recently but it is certainly not one of the worst either. If you love retro animes, there is no harm in giving this one a try. After all, this anime wasn’t based on any manga or light novel but an original one. So well, good try and take on the sci-fi and time travel elements (for that time, that is) but too bad I’m still confused by everything in the end. Eventually you can’t really go back in time to undo stuffs nor change things. You can only change yourself and your actions to try and make a better future. Just like where the anime industry is right now. Can’t complain even though I do that most of the time. I mean, it could have been a lot worse, right? Imagine someone going back in time to stop anime from ever being created and now I’m watching American cartoons! I don’t think that’s too bad either ;p.

Meikyuu Black Company

12 December, 2021

Boy, do we sure loathe and hate those who don’t have to put in any effort or go slog at their everyday job. Because they inherited the money from their goddamn rich parents! GGGRRR!!! And then there are those who do not inherit such huge sums from anybody but they have the luck of making money work for them and hence they too get filthy rich without having to lift a finger and do all those mundane and menial jobs. This is the case for our main character in Meikyuu Black Company. At a prime young age he has amassed so much wealth that he is going to retire while many of us are still slogging from 9 to 5 or holding multiple jobs to pay our meagre bills! So God can be cruel and kind at the same time as this dude is whisked away to another world (oh damn, this is isekai?!) where he is forced to work in a typical black company and learn the true meaning of hard work. Or will he find a way to revolutionize the bad working conditions and turn it all into his favour? Yeah, it all boils down to money. Money, money, money, must be funny, in a rich man’s world…

Episode 1
Kinji Ninomiya has become a successful NEET! Something about saving up and doing some investments and all that paid off without having him to work. Now he is living at the top of his life and doesn’t mind if this luxurious suite becomes his grave. But that won’t do because he is suddenly whisked away to another world! Yup, he becomes a corporate grunt and is forced to work in unfair conditions. As narrated, Amuria is inhabited by demihumans and the dungeons are packed with treasures. With industrialization, demonite ores that serve as energy source became the prized item in the land. Hence Ninomiya ended up working under Raizaha Mining Corporation to help mine them. But with all work and barely any rest, can he make it without losing his mind? One day as his previous coin drops and rolls, he stumbles into something. Then he makes friend with Wanibe who often gets bullied to become his partner in crime. Apparently when Ninomiya came here, he swindled a couple of guys by selling his laptop. They came back to beat him up since it didn’t work and that was how he ended up in debt and working here. When Ninomiya goes to talk to his boss about a mining prospect, his boss is happy. This is because this is to go to deeper levels to find and mine demonite. Of course there are more dangerous monsters and the company doesn’t compensate for any injury. Ninomiya prepares his stuffs and takes Wanibe into a secret portal that leads them to a lower level in the dungeon.

They mine all the demonite they can carry and as they are about to leave, they are attacked by a dragon monster, Rim. It wants to eat them. Ninomiya forces Wanibe to become the bait and before he becomes dragon chowder, Ninomiya makes a deal with Rim. Instead of eating them, he wants Rim to protect them from other monsters as they mine for demonite. Do so and he’ll give her food that are much tastier than humans. Rim agrees and reverts to her loli form. Although this month’s demonite’s mining has their figures soar like hell, unfortunately Rim is a big eater and this means cutting into Ninomiya’s loss! Spent more money on food! Gotta go look for more money! While they are mining, they stumble into lots of magic items. Apparently this is a place where Rim does her business! So those that cannot be digested are just, well, let’s say they’re all in one piece. Noticing that Wanibe is hypnotized by one of the items, Ninomiya then hatches a devilish plan. He uses this wand to hypnotize everyone including the superiors to work hard and mine demonite for him! Even when they are at their limit, he continues to push them to work. WORK! What about the potions he bought to help replenish their energy but aren’t enough? Just dilute with water and hand them out! MEAN! As Ninomiya brags how he is enjoying this revenge by making everyone work for him, the staff breaks. Everyone is freed from hypnotism and heard Ninomiya’s arrogant words. Yup, he gets beaten up. More woes because Rim is still hungry and if she is not full, can she eat him?! High flying Ninomiya just crashed down as fast as he climbed to the top…

Episode 2
Now all of Ninomiya’s colleagues hate him. He receives a letter from the management that he and Wanibe are to be transferred to a new exploration department. We hear some organizational structure of Raizaha and even the mining division is split into several groups. One of them being elite warriors who fight and defeat monsters to pave a safe way for mining. Wanibe got into a tentacle trap so Ninomiya just threw whatever potions he had in the bag. Hence the superior summons Ninomiya. Because Wanibe will be out for a while, he is forced to do Wanibe’s work portion and all the potions he used without permission will be subtracted from his salary! One day as his job is to fill some expensive potions (worth 3 months’ pay!), as he enters the dungeon, he finds a warrior running away from a group of monster ants! Of course Ninomiya will not be his decoy to help him get away and runs together back up. He tries to call his boss for help but no reinforcements will be sent for unverified info. Plus, did Ninomiya do his job?! The ants swarm the place and the only reason why Ninomiya and warrior guy is alive is because they drank a potion that turned them into similar ants. Now they are trapped in the dungeon as the company also sealed off the exit. They might be safe for now but if they turn back, they’ll be dead meat.

Ninomiya notices an ant being abandoned after it loses its energy to carry out its job. Feeling how similar this is, he goes talk to it. He tries to coax the ant to join his side to vent his anger on the top management over bad work conditions. At first the ant is indifferent and will only obey orders but Ninomiya being the smooth talker he is, manages to convince him and then does the same to the other ants. Man, there is a sizeable amount of ants now. He rallies them all to demand for better work conditions! Thus all of them go to picket against the queen who is not amused with this nonsense. At this point Ninomiya is back being human but since he has the loyal trust of the ants, he tries to force her out as queen because she no longer has the right. But the queen laughs because that is not what is needed to rule over them. It’s power! She transforms into her huge form and scares away her slaves. Picket ended? But then Rim jumps in. Hungry. Food ant! Even the queen is afraid of her! Ninomiya manages to stop and tame her by giving his slab of meat. Because of that, the ants bow to Ninomiya and the queen is even in love with him?! In the aftermath when Wanibe is back, Ninomiya tells of his dissatisfaction. Despite surviving the odds after being abandoned by the company, all they gave him was just a certificate of commendation and they brushed everything else off. He thinks this crappy company needs a great leader like him. He is going to take over it and wants him to join his new group called Meikyuu Black Company! With Rim and the ants by his side, you bet he is ready to shake things at the top.

Episode 3
So, Ninomiya and Wanibe are on an island to be trained by some Hitler Pig instructor? What happened to the plan to use ants to mine demonite, control the company and manipulate the stocks? Beats me. So they’re put with all sorts of heinous training regimen from fighting a Cerberus to hiking up a hill without food and much more other worse stuffs. In actuality, there are a couple of dark mages using some brainwashing magic to make everyone loyal to the company. Work with Raizaha till you die! As the trainees leave the island, they are even duped to buy expensive merchandises. But on the boat back, Ninomiya and Wanibe snap out of this spell. Because Ninomiya had a hunch they’ll resort to using black magic, he and Wanibe ate some mind confusing grass. So I guess their minds can’t be further brainwashed when you’re already confused. It was a gamble but it paid off. Also, Ninomiya didn’t leave the island empty handed. It’s payback for that Hitler Pig as he put those mind confusing grass in the dark mages’ food. They bomb the island! Back at HQ, they are met with Shia Kinou who has assigned to become their superior. Wanibe knows all about this famous hero. She is flattered so much and accidentally hits Wanibe. Hospitalized again. She then takes Ninomiya to the department’s several divisions and the mart where they can buy goods for dungeon exploration. Ninomiya is not impressed. It looks like the demonite they mined are used into making these goods. Trying to make employees buy their own product with their own money simply because they can’t meet the quota, huh? Shia is not happy she badmouthed the company and will teach him a lesson. In the dungeon, she wants him to fight this monster but the monster targets her and gets killed. She then sees him being friendly with a monster ant. Suspicious that he might be a monster too, she is about to kill him when Ninomiya calls for Rim. Dinner time! Down she comes as Shia strikes her but to no effect. Rim gets mad and transforms to her mature busty form. One punch to send her flying! Shia is tied up as she is appalled that Ninomiya is working with these monsters. She threatens to report them and they’ll never get away with this. Oh? Will she? That’s because Ninomiya takes a picture of her with them. Having a good time? Now she is their accomplice and she better know what’s good for her if she doesn’t want this to spread around. So better make use of yourself and devote yourself to working for Meikyuu Black Company!

Episode 4
If it’s not bad enough that Ninomiya has spent too much money on food for Rim, the worst is yet to come as the debt collector warns him he has to clear his 5 million gold debt in a month or else! So as Ninomiya and Ninomiya head down deeper to the dungeons, Shia shows them how it’s done, dungeon exploring. When he realizes Wanibe’s tail grows back instantly, eureka moment. Hence he opens a monster farm in which people can pay to easily loot and kill them. This should cover his debt in no time. The ground then collapses, taking Ninomiya and Shia with it. We see Belza Shubach trying to recruit a new hero. Because she plans on sacrificing Shia to a monster just to generate revenue for the company. Because at this time of year, monsters who have lost most of its magic power will try to hunt those with high magic power. The company’s response is to of course feed it one with so. And so we see Shia fighting this monster but her attacks do no harm. She is injured and at this rate she will die. Because she only has 1 teleport crystal, she intends to send Ninomiya back up to the surface. Ninomiya doesn’t like this sacrifice idea and throws the crystal at the monster instead! Yeah, it is running rampage on the surface! How much loss will the company generate now? Ninomiya’s logic is that he knows the monster is somewhat targeting Shia and this is just to buy time. In no time, it will be back down here to hunt her.

Hence in the meantime, he has his ants lay out all the traps. So when the monster returns, it falls into the first huge pit. The ants then fill it up with cement. Plan failed as the monster easily breaks out. Next plan is to have Rim but she isn’t around so Shia is their next best asset. But can she fight if she is injured? Well, tie her to a pole and lead the monster to the next trap! It is the monster farm and after filling it with flammable goo, let it burn, baby! Monster still lives and panics as it shoots random beams. As Shia is still contemplating on the sacrifice idea, Ninomiya believes her inflexible thinking is due to her father. He did his research on it and discovered her father was a carefree person who went from adventure to adventure. This left Shia’s life miserable and so she thought working for Raizaha was fulfilling her life. Of course he points out all of that is none from her own personal determination since everything is about for the company. This is just working based on sense of duty. He tells her she is brainwashed by Raizaha and wants her to be free. If she doesn’t know the meaning of freedom, he’ll teach it to her. First, he throws some explosive equipment he stole from the company at the monster. And then you think he might be a hypocrite by offering himself to be eaten. But this is when Rim swoops down to easily kill the monster because nobody will touch Ninomiya her food! Well, it was a gamble worth the risk. Rim notes this monster is incomplete as it was born abnormally while she was outside. Not that it makes sense to Ninomiya now. He notices a strange contraption. Touching it, a familiar black hole swallows up Ninomiya and Rim.

Episode 5
Ninomiya wakes up back in his suite. So it was all just a dream? A big scream of relief! As he watches the news, it is reporting Rim is wreaking havoc over Tokyo for food! Oh sh*t. Many people at his door trying to find out his connection with Rim. And here’s Rim trying to eat him! Oh damn, that’s just a dream? What a relief. A priestess named Ranga approaches them and wants them to save this world. He won’t stand for this charade and has Rim break through the wall. What’s this dystopian world? Zazel who is the mayor of this town, explains about 300 years, a certain corporation brought upon this world destruction. Practising negative capitalist measures, soon the human race weakened. That is when the Demon Lord and the monsters took over the world. Humans are forced into underground ever since but with resources running out, they won’t hold on much longer. Hence it is stated in the prophecy that a messiah will come save them. Holy cow. An isekai in an isekai?! Seeing all the fanatics worshipping him, Ninomiya will not play along. This is your world so save it yourself. Zazel now resorts to threats but that doesn’t scare Ninomiya. So Zazel adds that the prophecy also mentions by saving this world, a path to Japan might open. So is this the way Ninomiya might finally return home? As shady as it seems, he reluctantly agrees to do this job. Ranga will accompany him on his journey. When Ranga gets too flirty with him, Ninomiya clutches Ranga’s crotch. Oh sh*t! RANGA IS MALE???!!! Still the cutest male around, huh? As they head out to the surface, Ninomiya realizes he didn’t go isekai. This is Amuria in the future. You can now bet Raizaha was the one behind this world destruction, no?

Ranga brings Ninomiya to the Demon Lord’s castle. Too bad it is not. It is General Ant Farm who is one of the Demon Lord’s section chief. Don’t look now but Rim is causing a rampage because she’s hungry. They are brought in to see General Ant. However he is happy to see Ninomiya and recognizes him. So, he is that ant from before?! He tells what happened after Ninomiya went missing. Some ants went their separate ways but those who stayed behind received the Demon Lord’s blessing. He also mentions of the current troubles he is facing. A human comes in claiming injustice in work. Working 8 hours per day with 2 rest days per week and have staff insurance… They can’t work in this condition?! General Ant says that they tried to give proper rewards to humans for working based on Ninomiya’s teachings but it failed. They refused to work at all! Ninomiya wonders why they can’t consult the Demon Lord. He doesn’t appear in public and only the highest ranking officers get to see him in person during board meetings. Ninomiya will help revamp everything with maximum efficiency and revenue. After renaming this place as Future Meikyuu Black Company, he does an overhaul to the corporate structure that incorporates carrots and sticks. In no time, those lazy humans started to love work. Viva labour! Ninomiya then returns to the underground city. So sorry Zazel, he has a lot more fun and to gain by siding with the Demon Lord. As the new deputy assistant section chief and director of new business development, he is now going to rule over this town.

Episode 6
Hotspring fanservice! Oh yeah! But wait. Ranga is male. FFFFUUUU!!! As Ninomiya brags about his next plan to get onto the board members so he can see the Demon Lord and find a way back to Japan. However, a few top executives of the Demon Lord do not like Ninomiya for he is threatening their position: Rou Gine, Power Ash and Zechs Haller. They plan to take him down to safeguard their own interests. Power goes to unleash a giant worm to attack him. Too bad Rim defeats it immediately and the worm wants to join him! Doesn’t hurt to have more manpower. Defeated. Next, Rou will have Ninomiya cultivate a barren land. No matter how hard he tries, nothing will grow. Oh, the worm ploughs through it efficiently and makes the soil fertile! Defeated. Finally, Zechs is going to fine info on Ninomiya first. NO INFO ON THIS DUDE?! But wait. Ranga, hehehe… He approaches him and claims to know about his past. Did not say to this his employers, eh? Do you know how troublesome this would be if this comes to light? Well, get naked and apologize through this camcorder. Zechs then gets a rude shock to learn he is a guy! A new awakening? Maybe. But that is how he is defeated. With the trio in shock, Ninomiya also leaves a message. He anticipated this and knew they were targeting him. Their attacks meant that his position is already secured. So warm up the seat for him, will you? The trio vow to take him down but I guess that will be a story for another time.

Ranga is Alice in Wonderland? Ninomiya the white rabbit? He wants Ranga to meet the queen. But as Ranga makes his way, he sees a few rabbits working. However they are complaining they have been working like slaves and given no proper rest. They threaten him for overtime pay but Ranga runs and falls into a cave. Underground internet café with moles who lost their desire to work and laze around? Tempting. This isn’t the place Ranga wants to be either but those bunnies won’t do too. Then the queen is here. She is Belza and Ranga is her descendent. She reminds Ranga of his past whereby her parents died after being persecuted, leaving him with no choice but to run away. He spent his days in the underground city hiding his secret. Belza can offer him salvation but Ranga refuses. Belza points out all he ever does is run away. Ninomiya seems to agree and wants him to live here. However the real Ninomiya beats this rabbit up and gives Ranga a hard wakeup call. It seems they were in a forest mission when a mecha popped out and shot a beam through Ranga. Hence that strange dream. Don’t worry, Rim already broke it to pieces. Ranga asks about running away so Ninomiya talks about strategic retreat. As long as your goals don’t change, it is okay to do so. Temporary escape for the sake of future victory. Tears to Ranga’s eyes. The answer he was looking for. Now that Ninomiya has become part of the board, he has the right to see the Demon Lord in the flesh. The moment he does so, she has him do her a favour: Save the world. Uhm, that’s not God’s job?

Episode 7
If the Demon Lord looks a lot like Rim, it is because she is Rim’s sister! You see, the monsters here are actually guardians of the dungeons and by extension, this planet. Long ago, this planet was home to an advanced race called Calonia and they have power of controlling time and space. Ninomiya should know as he was sent to this world and its future via that very same power. As they have a responsibility to stay in the dungeon to keep the balance of the magic flow, Rim ditched her duty and stayed on the surface. With the balance off, the dungeon gave birth to the Demon Lord. Ninomiya doesn’t care for all that and wonders if she can send him back to Japan. The answer is yes. She also shows him how a very hi-tech fleet of Raizaha is going to attack the place. They didn’t die out but went into hiding. After Ninomiya vanished into the future, Raizaha discovered Calonia ruins and learnt their ancient texts. Hence, spreading the corporate drone culture all over. Their mass consumption in using up resources is what causes the world on the brink of destruction. The Demon Lord had no choice but to rise up and attack them by sending them away to another dimension but that won’t last. If they win, this world will become a dystopia as their goal is to create a nation with complete mechanized corporate drones and the human race. The Demon Lord doesn’t want this war but is adamant to win it. But each time Raizaha attacks, they come back stronger and each time shaving off the life of this planet.

She wants him to go back to the past to prevent this from happening but gives him 2 choices: A door back to Japan or the past. Why him? Because he hates to lose. Despite Ninomiya complaining about his tough life here, the answer is obviously clear. And yeah, Ninomiya is back to the past. Just in time to save Shia before she becomes monster chow. Ninomiya is taken to see Belza while other workers cheer his return. Seeing a familiar face back gives them hope. Ninomiya is hit with penalties and compensation notices. However he shrugs it all off and can repay that debt. With his accommodation taken away, looks like he and the rest will be crashing at Shia’s place. As a hero, she can’t shoo them away, can’t she? He tells them the future story and soon a call for Shia for some joint kick-off party. Must be some big job that’s to come. It is rare but since there will be free food, you bet Ninomiya is going to crash this place. And so he drinks as much as he can. Yeah, how can pay Ranga and Rim’s portion since they aren’t part of the company and Raizaha won’t pay for this… Don’t worry, he has a plan… Next morning, Ninomiya is having a hangover. Is this how the start of the changed future begins? Unlike Ranga who is more responsible as he goes out to find a job to repay Shia’s kindness! Don’t worry, Ninomiya has a plan… Worse, Rim ate all the dorm’s food stock and it will be coming out from Ninomiya’s pay. Does he still have a plan? Yes! He thinks his brains and their brawns will overturn their fortunes in no time. Because it’s time to hit the dungeons. Oh, hasn’t he heard? Wanibe discloses that the third floor and below have now become much tougher. Hope he still has a plan…

Episode 8
Ninomiya is bragging how this dungeon raid will repay his loans. Until Shia shows him his stats. He is way below of an average adventurer. This means Shia will personally train him (and Wanibe too?). We see them going through all those weird training stuffs we see in Chinese kung fu movies. Then comes this training whereby they have to avoid logs just to develop your magic? This is when Ninomiya gets shocked as Shia explains the basics of this world of how everyone can use mana and convert them into magic. You didn’t think Shia was just a muscle brain using all her brawn to fight, right? This has him come to realization that he is the weakest person in this world! Naturally he goes into depression and drinks his woes out. Complaining all the money and easy life he should’ve gotten. Regret he didn’t take that door back to Japan now, huh?! But then he recovers after realizing he didn’t waver from his original goal. Yes, Ninomiya back in business. So he starts thinking on how to conquer to ruins without fighting. He has his team to do support and fight but what about increasing his team’s numbers? Can’t risk those he can’t control. What about those ants? He thinks they must be hiding somewhere after the dungeon changed. With Rim and Ranga being noisy, he shuts them up and confiscates the gun in Ranga’s hands that he stole from his town. With Rim biting on it, she infused some magic and activates some rebooting process. It registers Ninomiya as its master as it is now a weapon that will destroy all enemies. Ninomiya is now feeling confident that he has the ultimate weapon he can achieve his goals. This world indeed has a God! He brings his team down to the dungeons and explains his plan to catch up to Raizaha’s main party who is having a tough time fighting the gatekeeper at the 5th level. With monsters appearing, he shows off his new gun as it destroys them completely. So easy to use and with convenience. With a few more victory shots, suddenly the gun runs out of power. It then sucks all magic around just to replenish. This means their clothes that are infused with mana also gets sucked! I guess underwear aren’t, huh? Ninomiya tries to throw the gun away but like a crazy stalker lover, it attaches itself to him! Don’t want to be alone! Ninomiya can’t have this troublesome thing that sucks magic each time it runs out and will wait for it to be depleted to sell it. In that case, the gun will self-destruct and take Ninomiya with it! Will not die alone! Live by the gun, die by the gun? Ninomiya gives in and will find another way to use it. The gun calms down for now. So this is what it feels to live with a crazy lover who is also a live dangerous weapon, huh?!

Episode 9
Rumours have it in this dungeon that a hero tried to save her lover from a dragon. Although successful, his mage betrayed him and imprisoned him. He died of despair without being able to see his lover. Hence this place is haunted with his ghost. But it’s not ghosts they’ll be facing off but zombies! Don’t get bitten or you’ll become one of them! The ruckus stops and then the zombies retreat. They realize Ninomiya is missing. Did he just leave behind his underwear? Rim smells him out and turns out there is a hidden pathway. This leads them downstairs as they see a room filled with those zombies trying to make illegal potions. Ranga senses a magic incantation on the wall in a special language (Japanese?) is making them so. If they could only get close to it to destroy it. They try to assimilate and blend in working with the zombies. But when that fails, it is an all-out brawl until Ranga manages to get close enough to destroy it. After that, everyone returns to normal, not remembering what just happened as they leave. Rim further follows Ninomiya’s scent and leads the gang to him. They see him scolding Skeletor? Turns out he was abducted by this mage during the zombie attack. Long (actual) story short, this mage was working for a hero but betrayed him. She locked him in this dungeon with a barrier but he managed to escape. The hero put the blame on her and she was stripped of her status, forced into hard labour and died of overworking. Now she has come back in this form to haunt everyone and her abduction of Ninomiya was because he had a similar aura with the hero. Yeah, didn’t the hero looked like him? Now her goal is to make everyone in the world die of overworking! HAHAHA! Sorry to break your fun but corporate drones already exist. Shocked at first, she realizes the world went down this stupid path by itself. She has no more regrets and heads on to the next world.

Cindy is worried because thanks to that dungeon no more haunted, customers are no longer scared and this means they’re not buying stuffs from her shop. HQ will be mad if she doesn’t meet the quotas again. Then Ninomiya comes in to complain about the defective product she sold him and even demands freebies as compensation. He thinks Raizaha just hired her as a manager and this shop has no value to her. On the contrary, this shop belonged to her father but Raizaha bought it and imposed tough quotas. Now she is working had to buy back those rights. Ninomiya likes her guts and makes it an exception to help her have her shop teeming with customers again. In exchange, she will sell him the best gear at discounted price. Since all she have are those illegal potions that aren’t good for anything, Ninomiya has an idea. So he resells it as Dead Cow nutritional drink? Yeah, his gang blatantly promoting how good it is for adventurers. Then we see an ad how it can do this and that. Revive your grandma?! Shoot laser from your belly? LIES! But thanks to that, people flood Cindy’s store. Yeah, he added something a little addictive so it’s not illegal. But as he laughs from all the money coming in, the authorities shut this place down as they have detected hypnotic effects exceeding the company standards. Ninomiya tries to lie his way out including minimizing company losses but they need him to come to HQ to explain. That’s when he decides to leave this place to Cindy. It might look like he is running away but could it be that this is all his setup too? Because he doesn’t want her to rely on him and take this chance to think for herself and prosper. Adios, senorita! So cool and manly that no wonder Cindy has fallen for him!

Episode 10
Ninomiya saves a group of scout and maintenance guys under Belza’s warriors from dinosaur monsters. As explained the entrance and exit to the other floors are now blocked so they are trapped on this 4th floor. They further mention that the 5th floor is guarded by only 2 boss monsters but they are very strong and their weaknesses not yet discovered. The guys take Ninomiya and co back to their base on this floor but looks like there are monsters here. However they are taken out by other monsters. Then this hot chick claims she has been waiting for Ninomiya to return. Who is she? His secret mistress and secret child?! Nope. It’s the queen ant! And uhm, doesn’t that child look like the future Demon Lord? Queen explains how when Rim left, the dungeon started to change and gave birth to this monster child as replacement. But she was weak when she found her and took it upon herself to care for her. But since the dungeon’s health is directly connected to her, as long as she is weak, the dungeon will also be in a chaotic state. Does this sound familiar? Anyway, Rim tries to feed her food but the child snarls at her and throws tantrum. Man, the carefree Rim trying to take responsibility?! Am I dreaming?! She is even depressed! She pleads to Ninomiya to help save her as she feels bad that her selfishness brought this upon her! Wow. AM I REALLY HEARING THIS?! Ninomiya agrees. But he’ll have to cut down her food expenses. Impossible… Next day, Ninomiya and the rest decide to rebuild this dungeon and turn it into something under his own management. So they go around making changes to the environment and relocate monsters. Meanwhile Rim is nursing the child who is still throwing tantrums but this time her fever is really burning up. She goes to great lengths to get ice from the polar regions just to cool her down. In the end, it all pays off because she is now better. As proof, the child warms up to her and only her. Nobody else gets close to Rim! The next step is to give her a name. Rim suggests Sora because the sky was the first thing she saw when she came out of the dungeon. This joy is short-lived as Sora suddenly starts experiencing pain and convulsions. What’s wrong my dear?! Meanwhile the warriors at the 5th floor are in despair because looks like there are now multiple boss monsters.

Episode 11
With the warriors being defeated left and right, Alus Vi Alstein forces them to continue fighting despite at their wits’ end. Until Ninomiya and co show up to easily defeat the boss monsters. With Rim doing her super punch, it’s no biggie. Ninomiya leads the warriors as they continue to make headway into the dungeon floor. But Ninomiya says he is doing this not for them but for Sora who has fallen ill. And also, some trolling bromance between Ninomiya and Alus. WTF… With their advancement, Sora soon recovers as the team finally reach the altar that contains the ancient power that Belza seeks. Everyone thought Ninomiya is brave to go check out its power but looks like he knows what it is and usurps the power. Prior to this, he had done his scouting research and his gun told him about some manipulator power a surge in the dungeon monsters. But with some tweaking, his gun can freely exercise a portion of the dungeon’s power into him. With that, Ninomiya is now overflowing with power as he claims himself as the boss of Meikyuu Black Company. He uses those boss monsters to storm the surface as he confronts Belza. He hands over his resignation and throws her all his dues. Debts cleared. Belza thinks she still has the upper-hand. All resignations must be handed in 6 months prior! Ninomiya doesn’t give a damn. See you! In the next 3 months, Ninomiya has formed his own amusement park land and is turning in the revenue. Thanks to a manual that only he can read, he realizes that the future was dark and bleak because Belza overmined demonite and only focus on the benefits. Ninomiya read between the lines carefully on how to rejuvenate that power and that is to have outside visitors visit it. Hence the amusement park.

With the profits raking in, Raizaha is now experiencing a sharp drop in sales. Belza is having a meeting with other bosses and they don’t think much of this ripple. Until Ninomiya crashes in to tell them to forget this meeting and to absorb into his company. Of course they decline the offer and in a few days, Ninomiya has the last laugh as the price of demonite is sent crashing due the market flooded with high quality demonite. This is also because he provides extra service like same day delivery and Cindy’s shop has grown big like an Amazon warehouse! Belza still thinks she can overturn this by flooding the market with cheaper and less quality demonite but that is where she is wrong. Thanks to Wanibe’s research, Ninomiya has flooded the market with real high quality demonite because it was never his intention to win via volume as reformation must be done from the core. As Ninomiya revels in his newfound fortune and drinks high quality champagne, Belza is reduced to tears as she drinks from a lowly bar, angry and cursing at all the misfortune. So she still thinks she can get this right, huh? She is then approached by Ranga who knows about her past. It seems Belza was abandoned and loved by no one. Hence she had no choice but to do everything herself. But all she could was deny, reject and break everything and those broken by her in turn grew to hate her. Belza rejects all this but makes a fool out of herself. Ranga advises her that he was able to change because he met Ninomiya in the future and hopes Belza will change too. I suppose some things are hard to change because Belza thinks she has an ace up her sleeve. Shia who continued to stay with Raizaha, that evil looks on Belza’s face shows she has a sneaky plan coming up.

Episode 12
Big news! Ninomiya has been arrested for exploiting some demonite law and embezzlement! Belza holds a press conference to tell of Ninomiya’s evil deeds ever since he was an employee in Raizaha and has other workers voice for her. Even Shia is roped in to spearhead this fall of Ninomiya thingy. Ninomiya’s allies know they need to do something fast because at this rate they will apply some ancient ruling in which basically f*cks all your basic human rights. Ninomiya is being interrogated by Sari who is also a sadist because she is really inflicting pain on him! However he remains silent and will not talk. Let’s see how long he lasts… Later Shia goes to visit him and sees him in a messed up condition. She regrets this is all her fault because she thought by becoming a hero, she could help everyone but the justice she sought hurt someone else. Ninomiya doesn’t blame her because they are different people. The ‘weak people’ he wants to protect are poisonous and this gives him the illusion he is better than them. That is why he must rise up to where others cannot bind him and true defeat is only when his will is broken. Snippets show how he and his mom were probably kicked out from the main family. During the shareholders’ meeting, a resolution is passed to make Belza the CEO. As she revels how no one will stop her now, suddenly a resolution is being made to make Ninomiya the CEO. Eh? What? This resolution was brought up by Wanibe and co. It seems behind closed doors, they have made a lot of secret power moves like purchasing 40% of Raizaha’s stock and gather enough votes to win the majority. But Ninomiya is under arrest, how can he be CEO? Not quite. Here is Ninomiya in the flesh and free. Shia and Sari confirm an original contract from Raizaha as well as testimonies from many other Raizaha employees that Ninomiya legitimately bought the demonite and did not steal them. Hence his arrest was unlawful. Thanks to Ninomiya leaving an emergency manual for times like this to Wanibe, you could say he actually foresee this whole thing and planned it! Belza still objects to this but is restrained. Now that the motion is passed, Ninomiya is the new CEO of Raizaha.

Soon Raizaha is made a subsidiary under Meikyuu Black Company. Belza reluctantly works under him and Ranga is made he rival to help improve their relationship. But as days passed, Wanibe notices Ninomiya acting strange. They think he wants to go back to Japan since he has already achieved what he needs to do here. Then they confirm with him in the flesh that he is indeed leaving. His reason is that he realizes that he is most fulfilled when chasing after a goal rather than working hard to make sure he doesn’t work hard again. He is able to change because of the fun they had working together. Everyone is sad but will accept his departure so that they all can move on. They hold a farewell party for him as Wanibe pours out his true feelings and thanks for him. At first he was always confused and angered by his actions but looking back in hindsight, he is actually a reliable guy. Right before Shia could make her important confession, Ninomiya has everyone toast to a better company because he needs all the energy he can get for Meikyuu Black Company to grow. Uhm, say what? Let’s reconfirm this again, does Ninomiya harbour any goals to return to Japan? Why, of course not. Why would he abandon something he worked his ass off to achieve? What he meant was he plans to expand his power and influence of his company to the rest of the world, hence leaving to other countries to inspect their dungeons. I guess to get back at him, they order tons of food and let him have the invoice. Yeah, let the company pay for it. What’s the big deal, right?! Oh damn, there goes his money… And Rim is just getting warmed up in eating…

He Works Hard For The Money So You Better Treat Him Right!
So is the world prepared for the domination of Meikyuu Black Company? Only time will tell. Not sure if Ninomiya will have to face barriers to entry especially cultural barriers but knowing the kind of guy he is, it will be no sweat. Yup, in no time Meikyuu Black Company will be the huge f*cking conglomerate of the world. A name that is synonymous like big tech companies like Amazon, Microsoft and Facebook in our world. But that’s another story to tell another day. That is, if they have another sequel! So with Ninomiya becoming the new boss, will the war of the worlds in the future be averted? Did we forget about that?! I’m sure Sora can sleep safe and soundly now.

I wonder if this series is actually some sort of biography that details the fall and rise of Ninomiya. A rags to riches story. Well, so far so good. And a seemingly lucky guy for all that. Of course, of course. He is the main character so the story has to proceed well with a little bit of hiccups and bumps for some drama before ultimately handing the grand prize to him. Of course I know all this is just fiction and not even real (heck, it’s f*cking isekai) but I still can’t believe that Ninomiya who is a person who has never actually worked in a corporate structure for the entirety of his life in his original world, somehow makes it to the top of the other world of Amuria. And all at first go! Sure, there are some setbacks but they are minor. This huge success seems very unrealistic and to me sometimes it just felt like BS. Yeah, perhaps I was thinking I could learn some tips and apply them in my own life! F*cking hell, perhaps I was just too sceptical and think this is one of those motivational talks level kind of scam! HAHAHAHA!!! Sighs…

So Ninomiya’s rise to fame and fortune can be more accurately attributed to his perseverance and not giving up rather than a lot of hard work. Sure, this guy works hard too but I would prefer that this guy works smart since he uses his charisma and his networking to get others to help him achieve his goals, the only thing that he has never so called betrayed. It might seem pretty implausible for an unknown small fry individual like him to take down the world’s biggest corporate crook. It’s like saying that I took down Microsoft, Amazon or even Facebook by my own hands! But Raizaha’s downfall is pretty much their own doing because they practice very black corporate culture. Hey, who is going to stop them? Corporate rivals? The police? The law? Do labour laws even exist in this world?! Therefore it should not come as a surprise that their arrogance was mainly part of Raizaha’s free fall when Ninomiya starts hitting the ground running and building and working his way up. Thus the planets are all aligned in favour of Ninomiya making the necessary change that brought Raizaha to its knees. Such a wonderful (corporate) fairytale!

Hence many episodes here feel a bit random in the sense we see Ninomiya going through hardships and obstacles after obstacles. Sometimes the episode ends in a certain way that doesn’t continue in the next and that confused me a lot. Like the episode whereby he got his own personal gun. At the end of that episode, he was forced to accept it otherwise it will self-destruct and take him along but when the next episode starts, suddenly we have this Cindy side story? Uhm, did I miss something back then? Or perhaps that gun ownership episode was meant to end like that and that’s it. Thus some of these unconnected parts made me a bit lost, if you know what I mean. But at the end of the day, the big picture is that Ninomiya is supposed to make some strides towards his goals.

Ninomiya may be a great cliché and typical recipe for a main character in a fictitious series. But thanks to that too, he feels a lot like a conflicting character. Mainly because I have pointed out that he has never physically worked in a corporate culture and then suddenly he gets forced into hard labour and then worked his way up to where he is now. Maybe such geniuses are one in a billion. That is why he greatly succeeds because he has the ability to adapt and improvise instead of sticking to one dead end method. Also because of his confidence that oozes a certain charisma when he talks or makes his arguments, whether or not they are feasible or not. Thinking back about it, if I was one who hears Ninomiya’s sermons or even sales pitch, I think I would have quickly been convinced by whatever he says or he has to sell! Even in the moment of bleakness, it is that self-confidence that enables him to get back up on his feet quick rather than moping on it forever. What’s done is done. Time to get a move on. That’s (corporate) life. That’s business.

Best part of all, Ninomiya does it all without a handphone! Get what I mean?! He doesn’t even have any special power or abilities! Just his manipulative and cunning mind! Don’t you dare underestimate this dude. I just hope he doesn’t make and repeat the mistakes that will turn him into an evil overlord one day. You know, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself to become a villain. While Ninomiya might have that vibe, I hope he won’t lose touch of his roots and become Belza v2 or something worse. Imagine if the future is unchanged but now the Demon Lord has to fight Ninomiya. The guy she sent back now returns to fight her. Awkward! But it was surprising to note that in the end, Ninomiya actually appreciate hard work. The biggest change for his character is that he no longer works just to have a quick easy life. But with something to work for, his work ethics and attitude changes and this does him and others around him some good. Having a goal as he learns gives him better long term satisfaction than short term ones. Yeah, early retirement and a luxurious life are good, but how long will that last? What meaning is there to it? We should all know it by now, they are too good for Ninomiya’s standards! Man, this guy really upgraded himself while maintaining himself for who he is.

The other characters feel barely there because Ninomiya being such the primary force, the rest are forced to play supporting roles so as to support his path to greatness! For example Wanibe who is the oldest and longest serving Ninomiya employee. Oh, make that Ninomiya’s oldest and longest partner. This gentle giant is like the voice of reasoning that everyone mostly ignores. He has a conscience but with Ninomiya calling the shots, his advices and warnings are often ignored. Well, it is a good thing in a way because had Ninomiya been overly cautious like this reptile, he might not have gotten things done. Hence the risk factor of nothing ventured, nothing gained playing a huge role in helping Ninomiya get his success. So Wanibe’s roles are mostly like that and something comical until he gets the juicy part of being the head researcher at the end and eventually his good ol’ secretary. Well, good for him. Another good perseverance story. Ninomiya may not be the best person who treats others nicely, but at least he doesn’t treat you like crap like Raizaha.

Then there is Rim who could be the series’ most possible annoying character. She could have been the most useless one too had not she had this raw brute strength that settles almost every huge monster with a single or a few punches. After Ninomiya’s initial promise with her, it’s like she descended into an irritating character who just wants to eat and nom nom all the way, eating up into Ninomiya’s budget. It’s like this loli’s existence is mainly live to eat. But suddenly they give her a shocking change in character after she met Sora. Woah. What happened?! All of a sudden this my pace character suddenly cares?! Are my eyes deceiving me? Is she the real Rim and not an imposter? For the first time she cares for something else other than her appetite. Despite the shocking turn in her character, at least it is good for her to take some responsibility and not always be an idiotic forever hungry loli that we were beginning to pigeonhole as. As for Sora, the changed past means that she will no longer be the Demon Lord in the future? Better a pampered little brat than an overlord overseeing a future war between the realms. But Rim is still Rim outside of taking Sora so take heart that she’s still that annoying glutton she is. The company better have a special account for food costs and expenses.

To make up for some fighting prowess because initially Rim felt like an inconsistent variable, Shia lands that role as a strong independent fighter who also stays true to her ideals. She is also another honest character and is sometimes against Ninomiya’s questionable deeds. But too bad, his way gets the job done faster. Many would come to see Shia as his love interest but I’m sure that is just played for the comedy factor as Shia would start blushing and flustering whenever it comes to the love department in which she has no experience of. Welcome to the new battlefield! Then there is Ranga the trap to troll and bait us this cutie from the future is for good fapping material until otherwise. Also has better work ethics than Ninomiya but like I said, Ninomiya is the boss and gets things done faster and better. Hence Ranga feels a lot better playing the role of a secretary to him. Not forgetting the bulk and the rest of Ninomiya’s grunts are those ants and their queen. They provide Ninomiya the cheap manpower needed while traversing the dungeon. It goes to show that even monsters can be your friends if you treat them nicely!

Lastly, there is the antagonist of the series who is primarily Belza and the rest of those high flying corporate dicks at Raizaha. It is a sad tale for Belza because it is not a good fairytale ending for her as she turned her distrust and hate into a huge entity that would in turn backfire on her one day. In the original timeline, nobody was unable to stop her madness and thus turning Amuria into some sort of world war over resources and survival. Uhm, like Hollywood’s Avatar? The changed timeline reverses all that but the hate is still strong. Too strong that Belza couldn’t learn and climb out of it. If only she had met somebody like Ninomiya earlier, would things have turned out differently? Perhaps all Belza wanted was somebody to stop her and from the get-go, Ninomiya looks like the perfect candidate. Isn’t that why he was forcefully taken away from his life when he was about to retire at his prime? No siree, can’t have you waste that youth just yet. Here, go and stop this corporate b*tch. Or maybe Belza is just pure greedy and evil. Then she deserved what she got. A taste of your own medicine. Hopefully under Ninomiya, she can really change for the better. Unless, a hidden plot to overthrow him and reinstall herself as the CEO. Hidden hands, huh? Two can play that game.

Art and animation are pretty standard. Despite the black corporate isekai world, the art remains largely colourful and vivid. Well, we’ve got different intelligent races brought together so that’s as much variety as you can get. Some character designs like weird like for me, it was Shia because I can’t help staring at her eyes as her pupils are made out of stars?! Weird. It’s like she’s always been a starry eyed character so to speak. Is it me or does Wanibe look like a character from Dorohedoro? Yeah, reptilian characters all look the same… This anime is done by Silver Link who did Non Non Biyori, Hamefura, Baka To Test To Shoukanjuu, Imouto Sae Ireba Ii, Kokoro Connect, Masamune-kun No Revenge and Isekai Shokudou.

Voice acting, Katsuyuki Konishi as Ninomiya feels like a supped up version of the titular character in Mahou Senshi Louie. Some recognizable seiyuss include Misaki Kuno as Rim, Hiro Shimono as Wanibe, Kikuko Inoue as the queen ant, Sayaka Ohara as Power, Shinichiro Miki as Zechs, Tetsuya Kakihara as Alus, Youko Hikasa as Sari and a very meek Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as General Ant. I never thought Satomi Satou would be behind Belza’s voice. It has been a while since I heard her and since she wasn’t in her cutesy trademark voice like Fairytail’s Wendy, Gochuumon Wa Usagi Desu Ka’s Chiya and Seitokai Yakuindomo’s Aria, I guess to me she is totally unrecognizable when she is in evil b*tch mode. Other casts are Megumi Toda as Shia (Hajime in New Game), Mao Ichimichi as Ranga (Bada in ClassicaLoid), Miyu Tomita as Sora/Demon Lord (titular character in Gabriel Dropout) and Shiori Izawa as Cindy (Tanpopo in Witch Craft Works).

The opening theme is Shimi by Howl Be Quiet. I like the funky electrical guitar play and it makes the whole rock piece sounds funky and cool. The ending theme is another rock theme, World Is Mine. I thought it was Hiro Shimono singing the lead but actually it is sung by Humbreaders and he is not part of that group. Although the singer’s voice sounds a bit flat and the song is just pretty average, I guess this song is also okay in my books. Halfway through, they decided to change the ending credits animation from a chibi road trip by Ninomiya’s gang to a weird CGI dancing show between Rim and Sora! Not sure if they want to compete with that absolute cutie that was Chika’s dance in one of the ending themes in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai. Well, they’re cute but not THAT cute. Not sure if this is even TikTok worthy. Also, barely passable CGI makes their movements a bit weird. Oh, and splash lots of shapes and effects just for the hell of it! Oh well, seeing cute girls dance beats watching some random road trip anyway.

Overall, this anime is weird in some ways and on the onset it looks like some fantasy crap about some guy making his way up in the most blackest company ever in an isekai and he did that all with just using his brains and connections. I’m sure many of us hate our jobs but that same many of us do nothing to change things, right? I’m also sure that this anime isn’t meant to motivate you to rebel against your company. I just know it doesn’t… All they’re saying is that if you work hard and even work smart, you’ll reap your just benefits because at the end of the day, the only thing that never betrays you is the effort you put have put in from the start. So yes, this anime is worth the shot to look at if you need a fresh different angle of the isekai trope. Not just taking over the world. But the corporate world. Because that’s where the money is. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! Okay then, can you SHOW ME THE SEQUEL!!! So you better snap up those DVD and BD sales once they hit the market! Or is that too much of a work for you dweebs?!

Mahouka Koukou No Yuutousei

11 December, 2021

At least we didn’t have to wait for years for the next Mahouka series sequel to come out. Oh wait. I stand corrected. As I read, Mahouka Koukou No Yuutousei isn’t actually a sequel but rather a spinoff of the Mahouka series. Now why would anyone want to bother with that, huh? Okay, for you people who are sick and tired of Tatsuya being the cool main character who can solve anything better than MacGuyver, it is time to take a look at the series from the perspective of the girls. Oh yeah. Miyuki fans rejoice.

Episode 1
Tatsuya checking out Miyuki’s body. Oops, sorry to word it that way. I mean, adjusting her CAD whatever to perfection. Yeah, Miyuki laments she is already a grown Miyuki but her onii-sama can’t see her more than a sister. Since it’s her birthday, he asks her what she wants. Spend the whole day with you! At the mall, Miyuki sees lots couples hanging out together. Wish they were like them? Well, if only holding hands is more than just the siblings type. She tries to seduce him by trying out a swimsuit but I guess he doesn’t like her displaying herself in public. Embarrassing. At the restaurant, they look like such a hot couple that it’s making others want to eat here. WTF this logic?! Even the manager notices this and has his waitress keep them longer. Free super parfait! Makes them look like a real couple, huh? Yeah, now everyone wants to try! After that, Miyuki thought Tatsuya wanted to kiss her. Turns out he bought a pretty hair ornament as a birthday present. So lovely. But why this time nobody rushed in to buy? Anyway, date interrupted when their aunt calls for Tatsuya. Can’t disobey. A meeting in the Magic Association branch here. Will be back soon. He is met with Hayama who explains that Tatsuya needs to handle some political hassle. Some guy who was experimented on and abandoned in the battlefield finally snapped after 30 years. He is here at this mall. Oh no.

Don’t look now because he already started burning the place! Everyone evacuates as Miyuki confronts him. She shows him what true magic is. Could’ve kicked his ass had not a lost child get in the picture. He shoots! But she protects! The only casualty is the hair ornament. That is utmost an unforgivable crime! You know you’re dead when Miyuki has those eyes. And just like that she freezes him all over. Tatsuya is here to take her away. As Hayama is cleaning up this mess, despite she was warned not to use magic to give away her identity, he is proud of her to use it to save people. And her present? Don’t worry. Tatsuya rewind time on it so for the second time, happy birthday. What a day. Best and worst birthday ever? In the aftermath, Hayama reports to Tatsuya’s aunt. There may be a co-conspirator behind this. Blanche, perhaps? As all video and internet footage of Miyuki using her magic will be deleted and taken down, she doesn’t intend to reprimand her just this once since it was settled nicely. But if this becomes too often, she’ll have to do something about it. But looks like Mayumi could recognize this Miyuki from the blurred image as a potential and hopes to recruit her into the student council. Oh, this is Miyuki and Tatsuya’s first day at the National Magic University First Affiliated High School? Yeah, remember Miyuki being displeased of Tatsuya being labelled as Weed.

Episode 2
Honoka was impressed when Miyuki ranked first in the enrolment test. She instantly became her fan. She rants to Shizuku all about it and even practising her lines on how to meet her. Come that chance, she becomes clumsy and then a laughing stock in class. But this gave her that chance to become friends with Miyuki. During lunch, Miyuki wanted to join Tatsuya and his friends. However a group of Bloom bullies stops them and even tells those Weeds to GTFO. Not wanting trouble, Tatsuya and co leave. Miyuki thought Honoka was going to talk about her brother too but in fact, he is the other person whom she was impressed at the enrolment test. Because it’s like he had no magic and was just using the bare minimum of it. More Bloom bullying as they even want to separate Miyuki from walking home with Tatsuya. Trying to show their superiority, huh? They badmouth the Weeds so much that Honoka feels ashamed and cannot stand it any longer. When a fight almost breaks out and Honoka using her magic to stop it, everything is diffused by Mayumi and Mari. They think Honoka has broken some rules as she was about to use an offensive spell. To Honoka’s surprise, Tatsuya defends her and explains using his analytical skills that Honoka was only using some flash magic. Thanks to that, they are left off the hook. Next day, Mayumi comes trolling Miyuki by getting too close to Tatsuya and claiming that they’ve met before. Miyuki wants onii-sama to spill the details but she really got trolled when Mayumi reveals they only met here at school the first time. It’s a long winded way to invite them to lunch as well as to recruit them into the discipline committee. Because of that, the Blooms are badmouthing behind his back that he must’ve used Miyuki’s connections to get in. Honoka wants to tell them off but Shizuku stops her. It’s no use. They do not know how great Tatsuya is since the discrimination rate is so obvious. Honoka suggests working hard to one day get everyone to acknowledge them. First move is to eat with the Weeds, shocking those Bloom losers. Honoka almost dies of flustering when Miyuki allows to address her by her first name.

Episode 3
Those Bloom bullies aren’t happy Tatsuya is now part of the discipline committee. They still badmouth him. Wait till Miyuki freezes everything and warns them about ever doing this again! They’re lucky they escaped with their lives! It’s that time again where clubs really get aggressive to recruit newbies. Honoka and Shizuku are high on the list so you bet everybody wants a piece of them. Suddenly, Eimi Akechi rides her horse in to take them away. Back at her ranch, they get acquainted but the entire vicinity experiences some psionic wave attack. Luckily Tatsuya nullifies the attack and apprehends Kirihara for improper use of magic. Next day, Eimi tells Honoka and Shizuku about Tatsuya whom she found out stopped all of this. She also learns he is Miyuki’s older brother. To avoid the unruly sports club recruiting brawl, the trio use some camouflage but then see Tatsuya trying to stop a fight between the guys. However somebody fires from the back at him but luckily he dodges. Even scarier, Miyuki can tell he has been targeted! This is more than just a sister’s intuition… As Eimi doesn’t care about traditions and hence doesn’t care that Tatsuya is a Weed, she thinks somebody is jealous of a handsome guy like him and did that cowardly attack. They fear what will happen if Miyuki learns of this. It’ll be hell to pay! To prevent that, Eimi suggests forming their own detective squad and apprehend the culprit before Miyuki finds out. And so they spy on him from the roof. They see him running around trying to disable traps. Although they also spot the culprit, he was too fast and got away. Juumonji takes Kirihara’s statement about Mibu’s sword being corrupted by someone in the kendo team. Miyuki very worried something is happening in this academy with this recent spate of events. Back home, when Tatsuya asks Miyuki about Honoka and Shizuku, imagine the shock she has. Is onii-sama interested in other girls?! Actually, he knows they along with Eimi were spying on him. Oh Miyuki, jumping to conclusions they were taking pictures of him?! Sorry to disappoint you. It’s pictures of the culprit. Oh dear. Miyuki getting angry and almost freezing things up. Until Tatsuya calms her down. Eimi tells her detective pals that Kinoe is the suspect. All that’s left is to apprehend him, right?

Episode 4
Miyuki is worried since Honoka and Shizuku are too preoccupied to hang out with her. Even more so, she is worried about what Tatsuya talked with Mibu the other day. Could it be? She tries to be more proactive by dressing up but she tripped on her own kimono. Her scream has Tatsuya barge in. Nice fanservice. Now the scream gets louder. Next day as the student council has a meeting over this, Miyuki better calm down and not freeze everything until she hears the truth. What’s this about Tatsuya verbally abusing Mibu? Actually, she was just thanking him for his help. This leads to talk and revelation about Blanche infiltrating the school. The siblings then discuss about Blanche and their goals. If they really carry out their plans to drain Japan’s power, the Ten Master Clan families won’t sit back and do nothing. This means they might be dragged into this war and can no longer remain as students. Miyuki fears this as this means they will have to go back to being Yotsuba. But of course, Tatsuya assures to protect their daily lives. Now we return to our detective trio as they try to tail Kinoe. But he knows they’re doing so and leads them to a targeted spot whereby biker dudes harass and surround them! The girls try to fight back but they cast some magic jamming signal. Luckily Miyuki saves them since she too was tailing them. She learns what the trio was doing and is happy that they are doing this for Tatsuya’s sake. As the bikers are still being stubborn and vulgar about wanting to rid of magicians, Miyuki invokes fear in them with her display of her powers. You sure you want to go up against such monster? Kinoe apologizes for his failure but Hajime will start the next phase of their reforms. This means rallying the fight against discrimination at school. With Yakumo’s info, the siblings know that Kinoe is just a puppet for Hajime who is Blanche’s Japanese branch leader to carry out their goal. It is mostly likely the debate is to provoke unrest. But thankfully, Mayumi’s flawless assurance to rid of the discrimination earns her a standing ovation. And then terrorists intrude the school and start firing bazookas!

Episode 5
We see it coming. Those Blanche terrorists are going to lose to a bunch of students! Sure, some drama that Honoka and co get into trouble but they’ll come out fine. Turns out our omniscient Tatsuya knows what the trio have been doing and even apologizes for exposing them to danger? Bonus, Miyuki heals them nice and clean. Now leave the cleaning up to them. More heroic antics from the trio as they chase after Kinoe and corner him. This dude still think he can run but eventually gets captured. Tatsuya and the rest then discuss about Blanche behind this and you bet Tatsuya is going to get personality involved for threatening Miyuki and ruining their daily life. And so we see these students barge into the HQ of Japan’s Blanche branch to confront Hajime. Damn terrorists can lose to a bunch of determined students. Hajime gets scared and runs. You go after him, Tatsuya. Miyuki will handle the small fries. But don’t overdo it and stain your hands. These buggers aren’t worth it. Anyhow it’s an excuse for Miyuki to freeze them for being mean to her brother. Freeze all of you! Hell freezes over! HAHAHAHA! In the aftermath, all Blanche members are taken in. But Miyuki regrets doing all that as it might have troubled Tatsuya. Something about all those injured Blanche guys, their injuries were reverted back and transferred to him. Of course Tatsuya doesn’t blame her and the siblings reconcile over this with some quality time together. Sorry folks, no incest. Then everyone has a party to celebrate this victory as Miyuki realizes how blessed and happy she is to have Tatsuya by his side. Yeah, we figured that much already.

Episode 6
Nine Schools Competition is here. Tatsuya is selected as the mechanic for the girls’ team. At first they didn’t like it but when revealed the boys turned him down because they don’t want some Weed tuning their devices, I guess the girls have to accept him. Besides, isn’t he good looking? So much so, jealous Miyuki blasts him with some magic as punishment! Don’t worry, some self-repair thingy. WTF… During the party where all the schools meet, we see Ichijou falling in love at first sight at Miyuki. I guess fan girls can tell who the new girl in town. Time for a b*tch showdown. Airi Isshiki, Shiori Kanou and Toko Tsukushiin go meet them but they snide back upon thinking Miyuki isn’t of noble lineage. Then hotspring fanservice as Eimi watches too many anime so it gives her the right to molest Honoka’s melons. Until Miyuki arrives. All the girls have this rape face… Not sure how they controlled their temptation, though. Before the game starts, Tatsuya talks to Miyuki about some sabotage under the guise of an accident he discovered. We see Mayumi and Mari in action and they’re so flawless, they send their fan girls squealing in ecstasy. Then we see Honoka training alone but since Tatsuya is also doing the same, he helps her train. I wonder if her heart is going to explode since his proximity is too close. Thankfully didn’t. Can’t compete if you’re dead, huh?! During some surfboarding race, Mari got involved in an accident. Slightly injured but no biggies. This means she cannot compete in the Mirage Bat event that she would have certainly taken the victory. Of course Mayumi and Juumonji believe there is some foul play in Mari’s accident since she could’ve easily gotten out of it and Mari attests that someone interfered by casting some spell. During the discussion, it is decided that Miyuki will take Mari’s place in Mirage Bat.

Episode 7
We see Shizuku scoring a perfect score in Speed Shooting (basically skeet shooting with magic). Of course Shiori isn’t cowed because she too shows why she is as good as her and shoots her way to perfection. Both girls square off in the semi-finals as Shiori takes the lead. Time for some drama as Shiori narrates that Shizuku’s supportive lifestyle allowed her to be this good. Shiori was the opposite. Her family was always fighting and the one who saved her was Airi. Basically she wants to serve her, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, more technicalities of the magic they use, blah, blah, blah. Whatever. But soon Shizuku catches up and Shiori is starting to feel the strain. Oh yeah. They never took into account the genius Tatsuya. Uh huh. Something about Shizuku’s CAD that is generalized as opposed to specialized, hence throwing their strategy off. In the end, Shizuku wins. This loss is so devastating to Shiori that she even lost her third placing match, allowing First High to sweep the podium. It is no wonder Shiori locks herself in her room. She thinks it’s all over. Big time depression. Now we focus on Honoka as she is feeling nervous. Even more so when she sees Toko blast away her opponents in the Battle Board event. But don’t worry, as long as you remember Tatsuya’s advice and training, everything will be okay. But no impure thoughts, okay! Thanks to that, Honoka gets her confidence back, so much so as her race starts, her magic so powerful, her opponents already fall off their boards! OMFG!!! No wonder she won easily because no competition! WTF???!!! And so she’ll meet Toko in the finals… But back to more Shiori drama. Airi decides to take her off tomorrow’s event but will give her a chance if she decides to change her mind. Since Shiori is dead set that she is done, Airi goes away disappointed. Saho Mizuo who is their senior then talks to Shiori about the other side of Airi that she never knew. Can’t give up just after 1 loss, right? And as expected, with renewed motivation, Shiori shows up before Airi to reclaim her rightful place.

Episode 8
The girls of First High are in high spirits. Especially Subaru who thinks she has got Crowd Bat (basically tennis with magic) in her hands. Yeah, Tatsuya has got her support so what could go wrong, right? But when Miyuki learns Tatsuya’s name will not be credit, she gets worried that their aunt had a hand in this. Tatsuya confirms this so she cries and blames herself for binding him. He hugs her and tells her not to worry about such stuffs. She promises to be his ally even if the entire world becomes his enemy. Sibling drama aside, back to the competition, Subaru makes a good start against Airi but soon the latter moves faster to a point where Subaru cannot react and wins the game. That should be a good lesson… Honoka is then coaxed by Toko to go see Ice Pillars Break since Shiori is in action. See how confident Shiori shatters her opponent in no time. Eimi is also in action and easily runs over her opponent. Literally. Sacrificing a block just to take down multiple pillars of her opponent. Of course this is largely thanks to Tatsuya help in tuning it all. But why Honoka looking down? She fears if Eimi and Miyuki keep winning, they’ll eventually meet and she doesn’t know who to root for. WTF?! Root for both! Now we see Miyuki in action. Damn, her kimono so stunning her opponent is paralysed in fear!!! OMFG! WTF???!!! She melts her opponent’s blocks. No chance at all. Easy victory. Flawless victory. I guess those Third High girls have now seen her true skill and are in shocked. Better not take her lightly. You bet Eimi is also scared of taking on Miyuki but first she has to face Shiori. Double scared! With the girls in high spirits, you bet the boys aren’t. This is what happens when you turn down Tatsuya! Yup. They aren’t doing well in theirs. But who cares, right? Then a showdown between First High and Third High’s girls. Airi ‘apologizes’ for being rude the other day and hopes they will have a fair fight. Handshake. Wow. Such sportsmanship. I’m sure I’m sensing some b*tch malice aura behind all this…

Episode 9
Eimi vs Shiori. Eimi using the same tactics. Well, if it isn’t broken… But of course different opponent so Shiori is able to put a stop to that. She strikes back as Eimi starts to panic. Oh wow, what’s this about remembering grandma’s words now? Something about magician mustn’t lie because they turn lies into truths? Big hint, I suppose. Thanks to that, she is able to draw out more power and continue her ramming. A surprise move because you know, her opponents couldn’t anticipate she could use such huge magic. Oh wait. More drama. Eimi’s stamina is drained. Will she lose? Not if she ekes out everything and does her final ramming. Despite her block cracks, it shatters all of Shiori’s remaining blocks. Since Eimi has a block left standing, she wins. Now you girls can pass out. With First High occupying the top 3 spots for Ice Pillars Break, the committee suggests that all of them get awarded first place! Wow! Can’t stomach to see our favourite girls take on each other, huh? Good idea for Eimi because she was thinking of withdrawing as she has no more stamina. However… Shizuku wants to fight Miyuki. So be it. Yeah, can’t disappoint the spectators, no? Shiori might have lost again but this time she is not depressed and instead felt invigorated. You’ve grown stronger, right? Now we focus on Honoka. She will face Toko in the finals but since Tatsuya cannot be spared as he is the engineer for both Miyuki and Shizuku, I guess he is kind enough to send a message to her. Just remember your training! Yeah, I figure Honoka needs that since she just had a ‘scary’ pre-battle ‘showdown’ with Toko. As the Battle Board finals begin, Honoka takes the lead but is made to work hard since she has to discern the fake and real water traps Toko put up. As she is concentrating on that, Toko zooms past her. Honoka struggles but she doesn’t give up and continues to follow Toko closely. Until the final corner, Toko thought she is occupying the winning line but damn, she fell for Honoka’s light illusion, allowing Honoka to overtake her and win this! It’s justified, right? Honoka doing all the hard work while Toko was just shaking her leg just setting all the traps and being overconfident.

Episode 10
The finals you’ve been waiting for: Miyuki vs Shizuku. Both go all out once the game starts but Shizuku makes a big impression as she is able to attack on Miyuki’s side considering was flawless throughout the preliminaries. Okay, more technical crap I don’t get. When Miyuki counterattacks, Shizuku takes out another CAD. Everyone is shocked because who would’ve thought she could master using 2 CADs simultaneously in a couple of weeks. Flashback before the tournament, Shizuku approached Tatsuya about it and wanted something to defeat Miyuki. Well damn, she’s confident she’ll face Shizuku? Okay. Whatever. So Tatsuya did his best to engineer whatever for her. But don’t underestimate Miyuki’s jealous rage. Thanks to that, she is able to come back and burn down all of Shizuku’s pillars. Everyone in shocking silence. Then a standing ovation. Oh Shizuku, why the long face? Honoka feels awkward as she goes to talk to Shizuku who is obviously depressed in her room. Oh well, the odds were stacked against you. Tatsuya is Miyuki’s brother so there’s that. Yeah, it was naïve of you thinking you can actually win it. But okay. Let those tears flow. That’s why Honoka is here, right? Honoka thought it is awkward to join the siblings in their mini party but Shizuku isn’t. Yeah, screw it all since it is on Tatsuya, right? Honoka thanks her engineer while Tatsuya apologizes for thinking Shizuku could do the mastering in 2 weeks. Of course Shizuku doesn’t blame him. WTF Miyuki being sarcastic thinking Tatsuya actually was trying to make her lose? What you expect him to do?! Turn down Shizuku because he’s a siscon?! And if he did that?! You’re going to be mad for him cutting corners too, huh?! No way out for this dude… But at least his conscience is clean since he did the best for both. Then we see the Mirage Bat (basically jumping magic girls hitting holograms. HUH?!). Subaru and Honoka doing great thanks to a certain engineer. Yeah, you Third High girls better take note. First High has Tatsuya to thank for for their great achievements.

Episode 11
The Mirage Bat final is won by Honoka followed by Subaru. Thanks to a certain engineer, right? The girls are doing so great so what about the guys? As if it wasn’t bad luck enough they ditched Tatsuya, during the Monolith Code event, the entire building collapsed on them! Of course it’s not the opponent who played dirty tricks but rather that No Head Dragon organization who wants to keep First High from winning because at this rate they’ll lose the bet and go in the red. You know what happens to mafiaso groups like them when they lose, right? Instead of pulling out, First High sends Tatsuya and his buddies as substitutes. Seems Tatsuya knows this is a sabotage by No Head Dragon and if First High defaulted, they’d be playing right into their hands. Hence if he is their target, he just needs to deal with them. Easier said. Oh right. It’s Tatsuya we’re talking about. But Miyuki can’t help feel so worried. No Dragon Head is shocked about First High not withdrawing. Doing another sabotage will make it look suspicious but they have other ways… Meanwhile our detective girls of First High also deduce the incident to be sabotage. Wow. Since when they get so smart? Did somebody leak the script to them?! Hence they rope in Miyuki to help form a strategy to counter this. WTF do they even have proof if this was all sabotage?! Anyway, it’s now their turn to support Tatsuya! Just don’t tell him because we know how he’ll react, right? Next day, we see the girls looking around. Not sure what clues they are looking. They bump into the Third High girls. Conveniently Honoka’s magic allows her to see some spirits circulating in the deep underground water. Obviously somebody planted it there. Although it is too weak to cause any real interference, they realize the water power could help increase Ichijou’s power. While it might look like Third High cheated (which of course it isn’t because they’re righteous people too), it is a plan to make First High lose by boosting Third High’s power. So they go to neutralize it. I guess Miyuki is the only one who can freeze the streams. But they’re confronted by a group of fully geared militia. Oh no! Don’t worry. These girls can kick ass. How embarrassing. A group of trained men could lose to a bunch of girls! Keep your hands off our sacred battlefield! As we already know the outcome, First High wins. I’m not sure at this rate if it is possible to overtake them in the overall standings because No Head Dragon still thinks of forcibly removing tomorrow’s Mirage Bat player. That’s you, Miyuki. Oh boy, they sure picked the wrong girl to mess with…

Episode 12
2 days left until this whole competition is over. If First High wins either the Mirage Bat finals or Monolith Code finals tomorrow, their overall victory is assured. Of course Miyuki will not rest on her laurels since everyone has worked so hard to get where they are now. So it goes beyond than First High winning everything. Of course, we also have a look at Airi’s side. She can’t lose as she needs to win for her mom’s sake. During a qualifier, Keiko’s CAD stops working as she falls like a rock. Although caught and no serious harm, she forfeits the match. It is suspected her CAD is tampered with so Tatsuya goes to investigate. And when he catches an official trying to tamper with Miyuki’s CAD, damn this guy goes berserk! Soon, rumours of this guy being wild spreads all over. But thanks to Mayumi and Mari’s cringe lovey-dovey acting of the siscon and buranko, everyone’s opinion changed. Not sure if this siscon thingy is good but at least it’s not as bad as before. Now we see Miyuki’s turn at her qualifiers that includes Mizuo. Basically, Miyuki activates her magic as she starts flying like Peter Pan! OMG. You mean nobody thought of this? Or you tell me they actually can’t. In the end, Miyuki wins by a mile. Yeah, leaving Mizuo in despair. Please, not another despair story. But it doesn’t ruffle Airi because she has seen enough to know what to do. And yeah, Airi wins her qualifiers with a convincing runaway lead. Later the officials try to question Tatsuya about Miyuki’s flying magic. It is only protocol since other schools are fielding questions about it. Losers. Essentially it is nothing illegal although the technology is relatively new. Meanwhile, No Head Dragon is getting desperate that First High is on track to winning everything. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Yup, they’re going to shut down the tournament by killing a few spectators! Are they sending this discount Terminator to do the job???!!! As Miyuki is anxious about the finals, she can’t rest. Yeah, Tatsuya will help. Please be by my side as I sleep. Very much obliged. While Miyuki has sweet dreams, we see Tatsuya’s dark side as he vows to kill those who would harm Miyuki. Scary… Siscon! And the finals is here. Miyuki and Airi are the main contenders. But we know how this will end, right?

Episode 13
Ichijou realizes if First High wins this finals, it means his chance of dancing with Miyuki at the ball is over. So you bet he needs Airi to win this for the sake of his dreams! STFU! Because we all already know what the outcome is going to be. Just going to see in detail how First High win it, right? So yeah, we’re seeing Miyuki flying like the wind. Airi matches up but it’s still not good enough since well, she was just picking up this flying magic recently. Also, it is her mom showing up that boosts her morale. During the break, the much needed wakeup call for Airi because Shiori asks her what she is so afraid of as she was the one who tuned her CAD. The final half begins and both go all out. Yeah, we can see Airi having it hard to keep up. So why the f*ck you sad, Shiori? Didn’t you tell her to be more aggressive or something? Well, Airi knew the risk and she still took it. It showed her determination, no? In the end as the girls have an after party bath, we see Tatsuya killing the No Head Dragon goons. No mercy. You mess with the one thing he loves, you dead. Don’t care whether you killed or not, YOU DIE!!!! Flashback some incident 3 years ago at Okinawa. Something happened to Miyuki. Bloody. Tatsuya activated some super magic. You bet he won’t let that happen again. Back to the bathing party. Time for Miyuki and Airi to reconcile. Humble in victory, gracious in defeat. Despite losing, Airi is glad to have gained valuable experiences from it. Better luck next year? But the ‘event’ Miyuki is mostly waiting for is Tatsuya’s return. He’s back safe and sound. At the ball, Ichijou is shocked upon learning Tatsuya and Miyuki are siblings. He still wants to dance? His friend takes him away to avoid more embarrassment. Honoka could’ve the honour of dancing with Tatsuya but I guess that’s too much for her for tonight as she passes out. With Azusa pointing out Tatsuya as the main factor for First High’s victory, this has her think about why the division Blooms and Weeds exist. Mayumi explains the real truth behind it. The school originally wanted to recruit more students in the middle of the year but had shortage of instructors. Also, someone messed up the uniform order and hence Weed students had no emblem. It makes no sense to design a new uniform, right? This led to those with emblems think they have the elitist superiority and hence the stupid rivalry until today. Can’t let Miyuki find out… Oh, she’s looking for her brother again? Mayumi and Azusa troll her he might have some gay stuff with Juumonji! SHE REALLY WORRIED!!! Damn, see Miyuki rush to her brother to ask if anything happened!!! Nothing much. Just talking about graduation plans. And yeah, they have the last dance together outside. Isn’t this magical?

Mahouka Koukou No Utopia Saint Waifus
Okay, so I have to admit that it was partly my fault not to see this coming. When they said this series will be shown from the perspective of the girls, I did not expect this to actually be a rerun of the first season!!! Actually, sorry for not being specific and a bit misleading with that sentence. Because for what I had in mind, I actually thought that this sequel will be a new story arc, a continuation of the series but this time, Miyuki and the other girls of First High will be taking over as the protagonists. They will be at the fore and will have more screen time and important roles to play compared to Tatsuya. While that is what happened, too bad it is not a new story arc but a repeat of the first season’s arc, mainly the first 2 arcs. Therefore a repeat of those arcs but from the perspective of the girls. Yup, that is basically what this spinoff is all about. But it is not completely a copy and paste rerun as there are different scenes because we’re showing it from the perspective of the ladies so definitely there are going to be new scenes that were not shown in the original series. Though of course, some scenes are a repeat but those are brushed through very quickly since we already know the outcome. But like yours truly who has forgotten mostly about them, I guess it is good to refresh certain parts of my memories. Thank goodness for me keeping a blog on the first season for reference. Phew?

With all that said, I guess it still doesn’t change my overall sentiments for this series overall. I still find it confusing and this time a draggy affair especially the Nine Schools Competition. I know, the original first season had more episodes for the Nine Schools Competition Arc but I just can’t help feel this one is a draggy affair despite just occupying the second half of the this spinoff. It is mostly because I still do not understand the confusing terminologies that permeates this series. Yes people, what the heck is CAD again?! Oh God, I bet many of you want to send me back to school, that is go rewatch the first season again! Well, sorry to break it to you, even if I watch it a million times, I think I’ll still get confused and not be able to comprehend those terms! Hence if I should point out the most interesting (very loosely I used that word here) episode, that would be the first one because it’s like a prologue to before the Shiba siblings enrolled in First High. It was also that episode that got me to think that this spinoff would be a new story arc as said in my previous paragraph. Because it is the only episode that is not technically a rerun or should I say from a different perspective compared to the other episodes. Yeah, me ‘liking’ a Mahouka episode is like when unicorns start to exist for real!

Therefore, watching the sports at the Nine Schools Competition feels weird as f*ck because it’s like taking some sports we know in reality and then infusing it with magic. Yeah, it’s like the sports itself is high on drugs or something. What if we add tennis with magic? Crowd Bat! More like Crowd Bad!!! Oh, what about surfing with magic? Battle Board! More like Battle Bored!!! And skeet shooting with magic? Speed Shooting! More like, uhm, sorry ran out of bad puns to make. Yeah, boring names they’ve got too… I don’t know, I just feel they really look absurd like the Mirage Bat in which contestants just keep jumping high enough to hit holograms and earn points. Until Miyuki starts flying! Then the Ice Pillars Break is like you stand there on your side and try to melt blocks on your opponent side. What kind of boring concept is that?! No wonder the girls have to doll and dress up so pretty for some eye candy because everyone wowing at the awesome ingenuity of using some weird ass magic to destroy the opponent’s block sounds so fake…

As for the characters, it goes without saying that Miyuki is mostly the star for this spinoff. Basically the same jealous-cum-worrywart about her onii-sama all the time. At this point I’m not sure if I should be feeling annoyed, cringe or laugh it all off. After all, this is the Miyuki we all know. Better to see her leaning on him than one in wrecked despair in the worst case scenario if something really happened to Tatsuya. Touch wood. She might be the star here but it is not totally just her but Honoka and Shizuku as well take some of the spotlight. Yup, those hot babes of First High are probably the attracting point of this series. Too bad fans of Erika and Mizuki. It’s like they don’t even exist in this spinoff! I guess they really want to put in pretty chicks for this spinoff because Erika is too tomboyish and Mizuki too, uhm, plain? Even Subaru whom I don’t remember much from the first season, seems to have more screen time than them! I mean, Honoka is pretty cute and busty herself. Flat chest lovers would love the cool and calm demeanour of Shizuku. It goes without saying our main fapping ingredient is the doll-like Miyuki with some sexy scenes of her in her undies or naked in the shower or being analysed naked. Just don’t let them catch you doing it or death will not be easy! So pretty unfair not to have all the First High girls having their spotlight here, huh? Well, you know what they say about too many cooks and the broth. And sorry people, Lina does not even exist at this point yet! Oh right, that cameo right at the very end.

Of course, of course. Behind every successful woman is a man. Sorry to re-edit that famous quote because this is what is true in this series. Despite the huge success of these girls, it can only be attributed to the one and only Tatsuya. Ah well, even if he is not the main character of this spinoff, he still shines playing the background and supporting role. And in a way, this series is still all about him. The girls are just the poster girl and face for this spinoff, that’s all. Too bad about the other guys like Leo, Mikihiko and Juumonji. Just like Erika and Mizuki, I guess they are almost close to non-existent here, huh? Mayumi being cheeky here because it’s like she and Mari are partners in crime to tease Tatsuya about his siscon for Miyuki. Why do I get a feeling that because Mayumi knows she won’t land Tatsuya’s heart, this teasing is a way of getting back at him? Notice me, kouhai! Also a friendly reminder never to even harm a hair on Miyuki. Or else the siscon will become like a Liam Neeson character who will find you and kill you! No mercy. You have been warned.

Variety is the spice of life because the Third High girls get their debut here. As expected, they have their own issues to deal with but they can’t usurp our goddess Miyuki and First High waifus, hence they feel just like side characters for most of the time. Also because we already know the outcome of the Nine Schools Competition, it is all the more reason why we don’t feel any connection or the urge to support them. I mean, Airi having her own family problems too, right? I mean, can that compare to the Shiba siblings? Yup, since that is all we get to see from her side, that is all the sympathy we get to show for her. And Shiori trying to be the best loyal friend to Airi because her own family doesn’t give a f*cks about her? You haven’t seen any devotion as creepy as how Miyuki adores her brother! Toko? They needed a lively and casual girl as opposed to Airi’s oujosama-esque snob nobility and serious poker face Shiori. That’s the end you’ll see of these girls unless they decide to have them collaborate together in some future missions.

I actually thought Eimi was the new character this season aside from the Third High trio. However I felt a bit weird that if Eimi was someone slightly prominent this season, how come she never popped up in the first season? Surely after her friendship and activities with Honoka and Shizuku, they just can’t insert Eimi’s character in between the gaps that were not shown in the first season, right? So after doing a little checking myself, I found out she did appear in the original series but was mostly cameo. Yeah, funnily enough because I didn’t even write her name in my blog about her so I thought she never existed when I tried doing my referencing. I guess she wasn’t prominent enough in the first season to have me note her character down. So Eimi being the bratty variety character we need because Honoka seems to be scatterbrain and panicky with her thoughts (especially for Tatsuya) all over the place while Shizuku just being the poker face emotionless girl. Somebody has got to balance that up.

While the art and animation remain constant like in previous seasons, I am saying this because I found out that a different studio animated this spinoff! The first season had Madhouse before it was taken over by 8bit for the sequel. Now this spinoff is animated by Connect (Strike The Blood, Ore Wo Suki Nano Wa Omae Dake Ka Yo). Wow. In just 3 seasons, all are animated by 3 different studios but they manage to maintain the quality and art style. Good job! As long as hot chicks look consistently good and pretty, I’m okay with that! I wonder will another studio be helming for the upcoming fourth season which is a prequel…

The same seiyuus retain their characters in this spinoff and the few new ones include Asuka Nishi as Eimi (Shinobu in Kiniro Mosaic), Lynn as Airi (Medhi in Okaa-san Online), Atsumi Tanezaki as Shiori (Chise in Mahou Tsukai No Yome), Ibuki Kido as Toko (Chisame in Bakuon) and Erika Ishitobi as Mizuo. The opening theme is 101 by Sangatsu No Phantasia. Don’t really like this generic song but the only thing that catches my attention is the frenzy finger piano play at the start and end of the song. My fingers will break off if I ever play with such speed and dexterity! The ending theme is Double Standard by Philosophy No Dance. Not into this song either although it gives off this dramatic feeling and some parts feel faintly like Barry Manilow’s Copacabana. Yes, seriously. But don’t think too much about that. Here, have some sexy Miyuki fanservice as the ending credits animation.

Overall, I believe that fans of this series will only appreciate this spinoff and even more so if you are crazy stalkers fans for the main ladies here. If you are like me who is still confused by the terms even at this stage, well, obviously you’re not going to enjoy it very much. Yeah, why am I still watching this if not for the pretty face and sexy curvaceous busty bombshells. If you don’t like main series who retell the story from a different perspective especially from the view of the ladies (anyone remember DanMachi Gaiden: Sword Oratoria?), then you might skip this altogether. I dare say you won’t lose much in terms of the overall story and plot progression. So I guess I’ve ‘invested’ myself so much in this series, you bet I’m going to have to check out the next season. Sighs. But thank goodness it won’t be a continuation of this spinoff whereby we now get to see the Yokohama Disturbance Arc and the Visitor Arc all over again but this time from the perspectives of our lovely ladies. I hope. Groundhog Day from a different point of view is still the same Groundhog Day!

Oh look. Look who decided to make a comeback. Yeah, a comeback that nobody asks for! However, it wasn’t all that strange when Hachigatsu No Cinderella Nine OVA came out back in September 2021. You see, when the Corona virus pandemic was at its peaked back in 2020, lots of scheduled animes got postponed. So I suppose to fill in some of that gap, one of the animes that would rerun its entire season was Hachigatsu No Cinderella. Why the heck would they do that? The series was mediocre in all aspects and solely in the baseball division genre, it is perhaps a very lowly ranked baseball series. Ah well, I guess they wanted some sort of redemption. Because the original animation of the series was obviously bad enough. Hence the rerun wasn’t just the exact same season but rather a polished version of the series. In addition to that, after the rerun, those who bought the Blu-rays or DVDs will be treated to a special extra episode. Hence this OVA. So should we give this series a second chance? Well, they already had one strike…

The story continues…
We see Yuzu Takanashi loving baseball when she was young. However she wasn’t good in it. She continues to play baseball up to middle high. Still as bad. Yup, her teammates just short of blaming her for all the mistakes she makes. Unlike her counterpart on the opposing team, Runa Kusakari. Yeah, she’s a genius. You bet her confidence takes a dip after the game. She thinks of quitting. Runa goes to talk to her sister, Rena who is a big star in her high school team. It seems Runa wants to transfer to her high school just to play baseball. However Rena tells her if she wants to do that, she is better off enrolling in other high school than hers. The logic is that Rena doesn’t want her sister to be just a copy of her despite Runa doesn’t mind that. Anyway, Rena tells her to go scout the baseball team at Satogahama. It was the team her school played at the tournament. Meanwhile Yuzu is pondering her next high school to enrol. She looks online for a school that has a baseball team for girls. Not many choices. Ah, Satogahama. After reading their miracle exploits and watching an interview of newbies joining the club, you bet she wants to check this out. Coincidentally, Yuzu and Runa meet each other at the gates of Satogahama. Both ask why they come here. Runa doesn’t say much. Just checking things out. Yuzu talks about her circumstances of quitting baseball. This might help her decide on her next course.

To their dismay, the baseball club is on break today. But looks like Ryou is here to train herself. Also with her is Lin Lihua. She intends to be the club’s manager since she is proficient in sport science. She recognizes Runa and thinks she wants to join this club. Of course Runa denies and starts badmouthing Satogahama as nothing good. Ryou will not take this down and hence a challenge. Drama! It should be good practice too. While Ryou pitches, Runa will bat. Yuzu the catcher and Lihua the umpire. I’m not sure with baseball rules so I don’t know what’s going on. From what I see, Ryou throwing curveballs to confuse Runa and this annoys her. Though, Runa has some ways to counterattack too. But it hits Runa nerve when Ryou notes how much her form looks like Rena. Like a copy. I’m not an exact copy! In the end, Runa hits Ryou’s pitching so hard that her hat flew off?! Drama! From the looks of it, Lihua calls it strike out. Runa cannot accept this and wants another try. But the agreement was only once, right? If that is the case, Lihua suggests if Runa loses again, she must join Satogahama. Better practice those swings… Not sure the outcome of that match because now it is spring time. We see Yuzu joining the club as Waka interviews her. Basically, Yuzu decides not to quit baseball because yeah, she still loves it. And look who is joining too? Runa! Did she lose or did she change her mind about this club? Also joining this club are Chiyo Sakurada and Sora Agatsuma. This club is really starting take off. Just great. We need more weirdoes joining.

Wake Me Up When August Ends…
Uhm… So are we in for another season or sequel?! I’m not sure because there is no announcement of it at this point of writing but I bet with not so good sentiments floating around, it is very high unlikely. So yeah, the story may have continued for these girls but it ends here for us! Very sorry girls. Looks like we’re not going to be supporting you at your next tournament.

So I suppose the other thing that irks those who have watched the original series is the absence of the original characters. Heck, it’s not like we even remember many of them so yeah, why not just introduce a bunch of new characters for this single OVA! I mean, we don’t have to crack our brains to remember those old bunch of weirdoes, right? So just add new characters to the bunch and solve all that nostalgia woes! Okay, to be fair, before you claims this OVA disrespects those original characters for making many of them not even appearing here (heck, their only appearance would be in the opening animation credits), please note that this episode is a continuation of where the series ended. Hence many of the senpai in the baseball club have already graduated and moved on. So it only makes sense that there would be new girls to replace and join the shoes of those who have left.

And for only a single episode, I suppose you can’t really draw out much from the new characters. So we’re left to focus majority on Yuzu and Runa. Heck, no real baseball action here. Just a practice mode. But it was enough to make both girls to change their minds about what they should do in the sport they love most. Yuzu may not be a genius in the game but with her undying love, we know she’ll grow and improve, right? Runa sounds like the b*tch of the group but I’m guessing she joined this team to mainly prove that she is not a clone of Rena. Despite she wanted to play with her so bad, what is even worse is the fact that everyone might see Rena in her and not Runa herself. So what a way to step out of those shadows and prove them wrong. Yeah, Rena had such a good eye on this and basically set her little sister’s fate rolling in a different direction. Chiyo and Sora did pop up early in the episode but I wasn’t paying attention to their small talk of wanting to join a baseball group. It was just insignificant. Then they just suddenly pop up in the final scenes to fulfil their dreams of joining one. Just to make the team complete and whole, huh? Just to give an impression that this club is really growing, huh? I’m sure Tsubasa cannot be happier.

As for the art and animation quality that has been the bane of this series, well, I have to admit that it does have its improvements. While it does not make this series an absolute masterpiece (sorry, that sort of miracle doesn’t happen here), at least the characters do not look as weird as I remember them the last time. Since I didn’t watch the rerun, I can’t say about the quality of that but assuming that this was the quality the rerun had, then I suppose it was a good thing they made the change. Too bad, those prettier girls still won’t get me to rewatch it again! This OVA has a new ending theme despite the opener is the same as from the TV series. However, Ienai by the new quintet sounds a lot like a dramatic idol song. Even their ending animation feels so much like one. I made a joke how these girls are more suited to be idols than baseball players. But to my surprise, I discovered that they are actually an idol unit in the series itself! OMFG! Jokes on me then. So you have girls who double as baseball players and an idol unit? Gives all those solely idol-only units a run for their money.

Overall, this single episode couldn’t do much justice to the overall series. The sentiments of mediocrity from the first season still lingers on. There are way better other baseball themed anime series and especially all-female baseball ones out there. It is unfortunate that this series will not reach that heights. Even if this OVA teases and tempts us that there is potential, my guts say that it is just the spur of the moment. You know, wow, suddenly new characters! The new generation! But the same cliché recipe of how a group of weirdoes bond together and turn this underdog and dark horse tale around to become champions or at least a high respectable position. Just give it a few weeks and this series will fall into obscurity again. No Cinderella ending for this one for sure.

Oh no. Not another isekai. But wait. This isn’t another one of those isekai genres whereby the main character dies and reincarnates in the other world with unlimited God-like powers or gains such abilities reliving his/her new life. Instead, Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha No Oukoku Saikenki just as its title suggests, tells of our main character who has been summoned to another fantasy world (phew, at least he didn’t die in an accident) and is somewhat made to help rebuild a failing kingdom. This means instead of expecting super powers and epic level Super Saiyan-like fights, this time we’re using our brains instead of brawns to help make a better country! Oh yeah. But oh no for me. So this has got to be one of those ‘brainy’ series that needs to use a lot of brain cells, huh? Hey, I can prove I can learn a thing or two too! Just don’t make it too boring or draggy…

Episode 1
Kazuya Souma was told by his grandpa to start a family. Basically, a family is to stem that loneliness, right? He lost his son and his wife too early and when he is gone, Souma will be alone. And soon that day comes. Yup, Souma all alone. I guess he cleared the qualifications of being whisked away to another world since he won’t have relatives to care if he has gone missing! HAHAHA!!! Speaking of which, looks like a kingdom in an alternate world has become desperate. So desperate that they resort to their last resort to summon a hero. And guess who? Yup, Souma just comes flying in. Heck, even the priests are shocked the summoning was successful! Souma is brought before King Albert. Time to explain. About 10 years ago, some demons appeared in the northernmost continent of Landia and wreak havoc. A punitive force from nations tried to subdue it but they failed. Now this territory known as Demon Lord’s Domain has occupied 1/3 of Landia. The battle rages on and so far they have barely been able to keep them in check. The catch is that Souma is not summoned to fight them. But rather, he is to be given and sold off to the Gran Chaos Empire who has the longest border with Demon Lord’s Domain and mainly keeping them at bay. As their kingdom of Elfrieden has been paying tributes to Gran Chaos, they are running out of money. As of now, they are facing food problems. Souma realizes he is stuck here so he asks how successful the summoning rate. This is to determine if they can summon more heroes. Well, the first time in 500 years! So if the requests keep coming, they have to summon more heroes, right? So in order to save his own skin, Souma comes up with a plan. Instead of selling him, they are going to review the nation’s finance and grow strong enough to reject Gran Chaos. Hey, he is the hero who will bring some revolutionary changes, right?

So for 3 days, Souma learns the financial situation of every sector in Elfrieden with the Prime Minster Marx and of course Albert. After that, Albert decides to abdicate his throne and let Souma succeed. Plus as added bonus, he will betrothed his daughter, Liscia to him! This abdication sends shockwaves to nearby duchies. Liscia comes rushing home and thought the throne was usurp. Albert tells what happened and although she understands, but engaging her without her consent? Well, for that she needs to talk with Souma. It’s her life. Wasn’t papa the one who screwed it?! So she confronts Souma. He tells what has happened and is just trying to reorganize this kingdom’s finances. If she is find with it, she can cancel this engagement. Funny, she didn’t accept it outright but changes the topic about his claim to quit as king in 5 years. Is that enough time to change the country? As a matter of fact, he already secured some funding! Basically he sold some national treasures to the Principality of Amidonia! Hey, they are national treasures to be used for the country, right? Of course he doesn’t sell all of them. Only those with no historic or cultural value. Those that have are put up on display. For those that can’t be grouped, he thinks those are dangerous and shouldn’t be sold or displayed. Souma hasn’t tell Gran Chaos of this and is planning to hold out till the last day. Liscia suggests diverting the funds to the military since he wants to build a stronger nation. That is only short term. Doing so won’t solve their domestic problems and they’ll continue to lose the people’s support. A revolt will then happen. Even though the people love this country, can they still feel the same with empty stomachs? You can’t show concern for others if you have no breathing room yourself.

Episode 2
Souma takes a magic aptitude test to see what kind of magic he has. Uhm, he can clone his consciousness into objects and freely control them? Yeah, going to be convenient with all the paperwork he has right now. He and some of the men are trying to check if there are underused or abused funds. Even if they secured funding from selling national treasures, it won’t last forever. The same can be said for manpower. Speaking of which, since Liscia is here, care to help with the paperwork? Yeah, took all night. Next morning, Souma brings her to the vast cotton fields. This is the underlying problem why this kingdom has food shortages. Previously, the land now occupied by Demon Lord’s Domain produced them. But ever since the invasion, this country took over its production. Farmers gave up producing food because of its price. But when other countries try to cash in and do the same thing, food production fell. Supply outgrows demand. Price crash. So if food is the main issue now, shouldn’t farmers be back in producing them? Maybe it’s not easy growing food? Liscia feels ashamed as she doesn’t know about this problem. But Souma doesn’t want her to be. That’s why he is showing her this so that when he is gone, she can manage this country well. Why does that sound like a bad omen?

As they talk about doing something about the agriculture stuffs, Ludwin Arcs, captain of the royal guard joins in and asks Souma’s opinion about his reforms. Souma points out straight that human resource is a big issue. Except for Marx, everyone else is basically useless and somewhat played a part in the downfall of this kingdom. What he needs is a trustworthy retainer who is willing to work on things he wants them to work on. Basically he wants to recruit people but learning how it is done in this country and considering its not very encouraging literacy rate, this means there are those that are already left out even before it begins. This also means shunning out those that have real hidden talents. Seeking Liscia’s advice on how to use the national broadcast system, Souma then relays his speech to all his subjects and people over his kingdom. He starts off on why he was chosen by the former king because in trying times, a tenacious survivor is needed. Then he starts his recruitment drive. As long as you have a talent that you think you are better than everyone else, come down here to the capital. And if you aren’t sure if you’re good at it, he’ll judge it. If many parties claim to be better, they’ll have a competition to gauge it. He also announces some monetary incentives like introducing other talents. So are you ready to be part of his dream team? The people are highly motivated after hearing this. We see those potential people making their way towards the capital.

Episode 3
Here’s your lazy explanation why Souma is able to understand the language of this world, as well as read and write (and auto translate!) with ease! Isn’t it a good thing everybody in this world speaks only 1 language? Yeah. How realistic is that! Anyway, today is the day Souma meets those talented people. So I see 5 are only shortlisted, huh? First up is Aisha Udgard who is a dark elf and is good in the fighting arts as well as military prowess. Aisha claims that she doesn’t want his reward but instead wants his wisdom as her forest home is dying. The trees are thinning and no young ones are growing. Souma wonders if the trees are being thinned right. Because otherwise it’ll block out too much sun for the young ones to grow and leaving only old trees will lead to natural disaster. Aisha is so enlightened that she pledges her loyalty to him and wants him to come to her forest right now! Well, we’ll have to wait till this over first, right? Next is Juna Doma, a lorelei (mermaid?). The best singer on land. She has him sing a song that will energize the nation. Unsure what kind of song is that, he lets her hear a sample. Just hearing once, she can repeat the whole thing and amazes everyone with her voice. Then there is Poncho Panacotta. He looks very nervous as he reveals his true talent for being a glutton. He has travelled everywhere and eaten everything! Surprisingly but not surprisingly, Souma is elated and has been waiting for a guy like him. He believes his gluttony can save the nation. This spurs everyone watching to now think twice that maybe their talents can actually be worth it. Next is Hakuya Kwonmin. He is an intellect with unrivalled knowledge and memory. At first he might sound suited for the library but he changes his stance that he wants to serve in the military section. This is after he witnessed Souma’s actions. He was using Poncho as a measuring to see if he is worthy. Had he rejected to fatty, he would’ve deemed him unworthy. Souma invites him to talk in his chambers to determine if he is as talented as he claims to be. Lastly, Tomoe Inui. Noticing she is of the wolf tribe that is from the northern lands, it could be that she is a refugee. Other than her talent of speaking to animals, she has something else to say but is too shy. So Souma lets her whisper into his ear.

Episode 4
Souma narrates this world’s classification of living things. So the beastfolks are considered humans too, huh? And then there are monsters whose intelligence are nothing higher than beasts, huh? Anyway, after Souma hears Tomoe’s whisper, he tries not to look shaken. He needs to find a way to put her abilities to good use. Later with his trusted aides, he lets Tomoe reveal that big ability of hers: She can understand and converse with demons! What separates demons from beastfolks is their language. Nobody understands them. Tomoe recalls a short incident whereby she stumbled upon a demon scout. He told her to run because a massacre is coming. While it seems likely to use Tomoe to negotiate with demons to take back their land, it is not very likely as mankind is made up of many races. Imagine what they’ll do if they find out they have one who can converse with the enemy. Viewing Tomoe as important, he wants the highest security on her. However to do it too soon may arouse suspicions. Marx suggests a few options like making her a noble or adopting her but because Souma is not married, so that may be a hindrance. Why not let the previous king and queen adopt her then? Great idea. But Tomoe claims she has a family at the refugee camp. Souma assures her this is all for expediency to keep her protected. In time, she and her family can come live at the castle. But Souma wants Marx to hold on announcing it soon and let some time pass first to avoid suspicions. When Poncho returns from his food gathering trip, a special broadcast is made throughout the kingdom. This is to help the people resolve food shortage by introducing foods the people are not accustomed in eating. Oh, Souma going to cook before them? So this is just a nationalized cooking show, huh? First up, octopus! Taste testers Liscia, Aisha and Tomoe squirming at how he slices up the octopus and all! But when the fried octopus balls are ready, it’s a different story. Yum! Tasty! Next is some roots followed by grasshoppers? Basically Poncho used some ingredient that is similar to soy sauce. Souma tastes it and it brings him to tears! Taste of his homeland! Missed it so much, eh? If you think you’ve seen it all, wait till you see the next dish.

Episode 5
Now it’s Souma’s turn to be a guinea pig as Poncho introduces this gelin food. Uhm, slime + jelly? Because of its fluids, its corpse can never remain neat and tidy. But thankfully Poncho learnt a trick from the locals on how to kill it without making a mess all over. And then you leave the carcass for a couple of hours to solidify all the liquid. Then he cuts it up like noodles that looks kinda familiar… And of course if everyone else is still putting up that sceptical face, Souma eats and finds it delicious. Scepticism gone. With the popularity of this show, looks like there needs to be a follow up. Have to find ways to satiate the people’s hunger. But first, Souma is called for an urgent meeting with Marx. He would like to step down to follow Albert’s footsteps after guiding Souma as long as he could. He has deemed Hakuya as his suitable replacement. Souma agrees but this official appointment will have to come at another date. Speaking of date, Hakuya suggests Souma take a break and hence date Liscia. If he is worried about security, he can have Aisha tag along. Killing 2 birds with a stone? Speaking of them, Souma sees them sparring and goes to talk to them about this before they bring damage to the castle. Where to go on this date? Since today is his only day off, sorry Aisha, can’t visit your forest. But she hopes he could one day go there himself as there are still stubborn brethren who disagree with Souma’s suggestion. The trio disguise themselves as military academy students as they walk around town. They also need some moniker to call themselves. This is when the ladies realize Souma is his surname and not his first name. And Souma realizing he made the biggest blunder because now all the official documents have his name in reverse. Yup, western style, surname at the back. Then they stop at Juna’s shop for lunch. Their conversation has Souma realizing that polygamy is allowed in this world. Not just a husband with many wives but the reverse is also true. But what about Liscia’s mom? Souma has never seen Albert’s other consorts. Her mom is actually the daughter of the previous king so Albert married into the royal family and assumed the royal duties. That’s why he never took any other consorts. Liscia might not like it but isn’t opposed to Souma having multiple wives either. 8 of them?! Oh, this world has 8 days per week, huh? Souma’s mind starting to wander. Harem is so possible now, right?

Episode 6
We hear Souma narrating about Elfrieden’s military might that is ruled by the Three Dukedoms of Duke Georg Carmine, Duchess Excel Walter and Duke Castor Vargas. Then there’s some Forbidden Army and some mercenary state of Zem and some system between the races that keeps each other in balance and check. Not that I get it at this point. Souma and co hear the nearby table’s argument between Halbert Magna and Kaede Foxia. From what I understand, this guy wants to go side with Georg and go to his domain. But Kaede is against this because she knows Georg is at odds with the current king and there are other issues from neighbouring countries that might seize the opportunity to invade Elfrieden if a civil war breaks out. And so we have Souma remembering Hakuya’s lecture about their neighbouring countries like the Union of Eastern Nations in the north, Principality of Amidonia in the west, Republic of Turgis to the southwest, the Nine Headed Dragon Archipelago Union in the east and of course Zem. Though Elfrieden isn’t hostile with any of them but none are on friendly terms either. There might be some conspiracy theory of these countries working with the Three Dukedoms to overthrow Souma. As Halbert remain defiant that he knows Georg, Kaede throws more caution. As part of the Forbidden Army, she knows what is going on and she believes he is too naïve to think it will go his way. Souma has heard too much so he summons them to talk privately. Because Halbert continues to mouth off, it is cue for Souma to reveal himself. Yup, you just being rude to the king! Learning that they are childhood friends, Souma doesn’t stop Halbert if he wants to side with Georg but he also warns him that he will find himself fighting opposite of Kaede and that someone from his side might kill her and he won’t be able to protect her. So I guess this guy cools down and starts to think a bit. Later, a bit of Souma and Liscia time. She wonders if he doesn’t want to be engaged to her. Well, he rather marry for love. Talk interrupted because it gets awkward with Aisha can’t pretend to sleep any longer. Soon, Glaive who is Halbert’s father, seeks an audience with Souma to forgive his son’s rudeness. Yeah, Halbert’s face has been messed up. We know why. Of course will not exact any punishment. Souma also takes this chance to transfer Kaede to the royal guard under Ludwin since it would be a waste of her talents to be just a mere mage. As for Halbert, he is to be transferred to the Forbidden Army and be Kaede’s assistant. Glaive has something he needs to tell Souma but cannot let many know. After clearing the room, Souma hears him out and is deeply concerned now.

Episode 7
Souma narrates about the different elemental magic properties and how they are divided in the military. And of course there is this dark magic but it is just an umbrella category for any magic that doesn’t fit in the other elements. Like his cloning technique. A mascot ninja joins a group of adventurers to explore the underground ruins. When confronted with a salamander, they run because its spit is acidic. Ninja dude trips and gets spitted by some but luckily all manage to get out alive. As you would’ve expected, this ninja mascot is controlled by Souma. Is this some sort of substitute for him to go adventuring as he is stuck in office? Souma congratulates his men for their tireless and hard work in making Project Venetinova a success. They’ve secured funding, cut losses and every other aspect to make this port town a reality. Yeah, they get 5 days of rest and some fine wine. Good enough. Although Elfrieden already has a port town under Walter, this isn’t to pick a fight with him. Souma explains the economics of supply and demand and hence Venetinova will be the heart of the kingdom since it will smooth distribution of goods, thus levelling prices to goods across Elfrieden. As food is the most demanded good here, this means people will have to set aside money if prices are high. This will lead to stagnation of the economy if they can’t buy other things. As Souma takes a rest, Liscia comes to peck his cheek since she would prefer to have him around rather than summoning another hero. It wouldn’t be another Souma then. As Souma visits the construction site of Venetinova, Ludwin tells of a problem. An old man named Urup is opposed to the construction because he fears the Kaijin god will unleash its wrath by devouring houses that are built on its sacred land. Souma visits him to find out more. Back at the capita, he discusses with the rest. Of course this Kaijin is just superstitious. He knows this is a tsunami and its interval in between is long. There’s more explanation about undersea quakes and all but I guess these people won’t get it. He won’t cancel the project but shift it to another location. He also makes plans to make the place with higher elevation and to provide for evacuation shelters.

Episode 8
We hear the narration of the strange mix of magic and technology in this world. For example, gunpowder exists in this world but guns were never invented thanks to magic. Halbert and Kaede are part of the Forbidden Army building a network of roads. Thanks to that, supplies for the food they eat are much tastier. Then there are other explanations of other stuffs like natural street lamps and some trees to ward off animals but the roads are still kept open so as not to completely trap and isolate animals who might then start to attack humans of farmlands when their food source is cut off. Aisha then receives a message from her father, Wodan. Her village just experienced a landslide. Many are dead and missing. After learning the men they have now, Souma initiates a rescue team to Aisha’s village. But time is of essence and the fastest they’ll get there is in 2 days. Too bad, teleportation doesn’t exist in this world. Otherwise, why build roads! Souma then has a eureka moment. Uhm, using beasts to drag the carriage through the mountains? Not sure how fast they got there but just in time for Wodan to explain the situation. It’s very dire. So they go around to look for survivors and corpses. Souma seems to be able to know where the buried are thanks to a little wooden mice he created. That cloning technique came in handy. Too bad he also has the misfortune to find dead bodies and it is not a lovely sight. Many are saved but many are also dead. Despite Liscia just arriving with reinforcements, Robthor who is Wodan’s brother thinks it is futile because it won’t bring the dead back. His wife is dead and his daughter in coma. Later Souma and Aisha talk about what if they listened to Souma’s advice about thinning, would all this have been avoided. Souma is realistic by saying it won’t if this place is constantly raining and the likes. But taking such actions means they have time to plan and take measures. He cautions that nature isn’t so weak that it needs people to protect. It is just arrogance to assume that since it is natural for nature to go through the cycle of destruction and rebirth. Humans can only tweak that to suit its state to them. On the way back, Souma blames himself the most for not doing anything. Because it is not a king’s job to direct onsite during emergencies. He should’ve prepared it to prevent it all. He realizes he has fallen short in many other areas because he was obsessed in trying to solve the food shortage.

Episode 9
Souma can’t sleep well so he summons Juna. No funny ideas. She just pats his head and just like that he dozes off. Effective. The 3 dukes are meeting and it seems they are torn about Souma. Excel is against the duo’s plan to rebel against the king. Georg believes he is not fit to be one as he has casted aside too many without any second thought despite his achievements. Their goal is of course to overthrow him and reinstate Albert. Georg sends a request letter to Amidonia for reinforcements and Gaius VIII is happy to oblige. Hakuya talks to Souma about their food problems almost solved but the next worry is about acts of cruelty which may bring harmful effects in times of peace. Hence Souma commences the next step of subjugation. As Gaius rallies his men to war, his minster Colbert advises him against it for fear the people will starve. Gaius kicks his face as he disagrees. Colbert reminds him of the treaty they signed. When the countries signed the Mankind Declaration, one of the conditions is any change in borders via war among mankind will not be recognized. Doing so will earn the wrath of Gran Chaos. Julius (Gaius’ son) then notes that Elfrieden didn’t sign the treaty and that’s the end of that. Gaius strips him of his title. Colbert leaves but stumbles into the princess, Roroa who has already made preparations to lie low for now.

Souma and Lsicia has a Zoom meeting with the 3 dukes. He gives them the ultimatum that if they continue to disobey, they will be recognized as traitors. Souma threatens to overthrow the system that they had in place for generations for social equality and even absorbing their units into other parts of the military. Souma further adds that if he grows corrupt from all that power, then they can come for his head. Because Souma guarantees that the new port will be for trade and tourism, and that Excel’s Lagoon City will be maintained as a naval base, Excel pledges her loyalty to him. However Castor cannot accept him as his king because he still cannot accept the fact Albert whom he served for years just gave it up to a mere outsider. Castor will be doing this on his own will and only 100 of his men will fight alongside him. The rest remain neutral. A decision in consideration of his own future defeat? As for Georg, Souma already knows his stance after accepting corrupted nobles after he released them. The reason he is doing this is because of his pride as a warrior. He wants to judge Elfrieden’s fate by his own hands. It is a foolish way of thinking but this is to show him how he as a warrior lives. Souma accepts they will go to war but adds a condition to not burden the innocent citizens. So if their forces fall, the command will automatically switch to the enemy’s. Liscia also shows her determination by cutting her hair. This is her resolve to stay by Souma. Souma has Juna to thank for to have Excel on his side. Juna is her granddaughter and she was initially sent to see if Souma is fit to be king.

Episode 10
Gaius leads his men to occupy the southwestern city of Altomura. The mayor, Weist Garreau makes a plea for him not to attack first because currently the city is split into factions of whether to surrender or die fighting. He promises to go back and convince the rebels to let the troops to occupy without fighting. Julius advises to give this task some time since it will be wasteful to have some of their soldiers dying for this simple occupation. Meanwhile the Forbidden Army is holding down their fort well from the land invasion from Georg’s troops. Thanks to Souma’s modern design of the fort of course. Until they bring out the cannons! Luckily, Sur a dark elf comes to their aid as thanks for saving his village. Uhm, so just 1 dark elf? No other reinforcements? Must be one helluva magic arrow to destroy those cannonballs. The nobles are mad that Georg’s forces are not making any advance but he tells them off that their rushed idea was what made their forces routed in the first place. He knows Souma is not in this fort and will use the soldiers there as bait to draw him out. Gaius is not impressed with Weist coming back and pleading more time. Because now the rebels have gotten more motivation and their battle cry roars can be heard outside the city. He pleads until tomorrow noon to convince them. Gaius will take up his magnanimity offer and if it is not done by then, he’ll take the city by force. Turns out this is all a ploy to buy time as Weist returns to Excel who is waiting in this city. She was sent here by Souma ahead via his foresight on the matter. Of course they only have until tomorrow noon to wait until Souma makes a move. Otherwise they’ll all die like heroes they claim to be. Night falls and it seems Castor may have changed his mind about Souma but it is too late to back out now because of his pride. Although he has no qualms fighting alongside Georg, he will not stand for those corrupted nobles he sheltered. Carla (his daughter and wyvern commander) then reports the sighting of Souma’s troops. Just a single ship headed this way. Using a giant beast and putting the giant warship on wheels, dragging it all the way this far inland! With a few cannons fired at the castle, Souma contacts Castor and gives him one last chance but of course we all know his pride. Carla and her men fly out to stop the warship. They are thrown off balance since Souma manages to turn some defensive magic into offensive firepower. In the end, they aim for the makeshift wheels and bring the warship to a halt. But when they search the ship, no signs of anybody. Only puppets. Carla realizes too late that this is a distraction to lure them away and that Souma has gone to the castle himself.

Episode 11
Since Souma can’t fight himself, he has Aisha fight on his behalf. Castor loses when Liscia does a surprise attack. Hey, all is fair in war, right? With Castor admitting defeat, Carla arrives too late as her father has been given a slave collar. Disobey orders and his head will roll. Yeah, she gets one too. Souma then assigns Tolman who serves directly under Castor to be lead the air force that will be absorbed into the Forbidden Army. Liscia tries to save Carla’s life by suggesting she becomes Souma’s concubine but he declines since doing that might make the people lose trust in him. Now they make their way to the fort and the air force bombards the enemy. Mission complete. When Georg learns of this, he considers he has lost the war. The nobles aren’t happy about this and thinks of using their subjects as shields while they hide. Georg scoffs at this cowardice and puts slave collars on them all. Then he puts one on himself too and will accept full responsibility for this. With the civil war over, Souma doesn’t need to go over to fight him. Since Carla looks confused and all, Souma begins his explanation. Actually this civil war was all a setup and Souma was in cohorts with them. Thanks to Juna, Souma knows Excel was already on her side but he wasn’t sure about Castor and Georg especially the latter started harbouring corrupt nobles. Then Glaive told him about Georg’s reason to do all this. Knowing doing so will cause trouble, he became confrontational to Souma so as to draw dissents to his side. Souma was understandably mad but Glaive also pointed out that even if so, their relations will beg for mercy and he’ll have to let the matters stand. That is why it is better to look at them as insurrectionists against the state.

When Souma seized their assets, that was only the scratch of the surface. Prove that they have more hidden assets was that they used it to hire mercenaries from Zem. Georg might want them to use up their funds but this could be used as ransom money. While capturing corrupt nobles, all hired mercenaries will also be taken prisoner. And after the ransom is recovered, everything will be kept contained. Souma doesn’t like it how Georg is sacrificing himself but Glaive told him Georg is entrusting the future to him. For more info, see him in person and ask him himself. Had many others know about this plan, it would certainly not have gone well. Gaius is about to attack Altomura but he sees Excel. Julius realizes this is a trap and they should retreat. Souma then announces to all of Elfrieden that the civil war is over. However the war is not done yet as Amidonia has invaded their land claiming to take back what it is stolen from them. He views it as using the chaos of the civil war to infringe upon their land so Souma declares war on Amidonia. His will target their capital, Van. Gaius calls for a quick retreat back to Van. But he played into Souma’s hands because the quickest way back is via some valley. Souma’s men are waiting and ambush them, trimming down their 30,000 strong troops to just half. Predictably, Gaius forcefully rounded up more men from nearby villages to march back to Van and this is only making the people turn against him and inviting a rebellion. Even so, his efforts are futile because by the time he reaches Van, Elfrieden banners are everywhere. Van has fallen.

Episode 12
All is not lost because the castle still flies Amidonia’s flag. Time for the final head on battle. As both sides clash, Souma suddenly realizes something. He realizes he isn’t the real king and because of that, he has no right to send soldiers into the battlefield. He is just conducting himself as one to save the most lives and select a policy that is beneficial. In other words, he is a coward who doesn’t want to see others get hurt or die. Is that a bad thing? But because of the war, he has no choice but to become a full king. HUH?! STOP CONFUSING THE HELL OUT OF ME!!! Gaius realizes he has lost the war and wants Julius to take some men to flee. Julius insists he wants to fight along with him but Gaius says Souma is out for his head. If Julius also falls, their royalty is over. Roroa? That girl doesn’t concern herself with the kingdom’s future. Reluctantly, Julius follows his father’s wishes. Gaius and his few elites make a final charge towards Souma. Ludwin thought he killed Gaius but he was just a body double. Carla fights the real Gaius and he is formidable. So much so Souma had to come out to the battlefield. Is this distraction? Even latching his ninja puppet on to him and blowing it up, Gaius is still alive! But it all ends when archers fire all into him. The end. Souma is impressed by his bravery and will tell of it for generations to come. Souma occupies the throne of Van as he reveals to Liscia why he didn’t evacuate the people at Altomura. Upon Hakuya’s advice, it was to avoid Gaius from suspecting they know about their plans. Also it is to protect the people because there have been reports of some dangerous monsters lurking in the woods. Souma will not attack anymore in Amidonia. Because Amidonia signed the declaration, Gran Chaos will not let this slide. Worst case scenario, it will not stop at military sanctions. Although Souma could have signed the declaration, he couldn’t because he saw a clause that would cause the breakup of Elfrieden. Noting the Amidonia people still harbour deep hatred for Elfrieden, Souma begins his next phase. He has a special singing programme broadcast throughout the nation. A few singers including Juna belt out their piece before the final surprise guest singer who turns out to be Amidonia’s lieutenant general, Margarita Wonder. She sings out the national anthem. Why does it sound like a final boss soundtrack?! After she is done, she is not happy that Souma will not remove her head as this song is also a demand to return Amidonia’s stolen lands from Elfrieden. Souma says there is no law to not stop anybody from singing a country’s national anthem. Although there is no correct answer in what makes a good country, a country that can freely sing the songs of others is a good country. HUH?!

Episode 13
Maria Euphoria who is ruling Gran Chaos is dubbed the Saint because of how she united mankind and all fronts to fight against the Demon Lord’s Domain. She talks to her sister, Jeanne who will be departing to Van to negotiate for its return due to the treaty. They know it is Amidonia’s fault but I guess they have to uphold the declaration or it would affect the nation’s prestige. Maria believes Souma is a brilliant king so he can be reasonable at times. However Jeanne points out that they are both like oil and water. While Souma is a realist, Maria is more of an idealist. With Souma’s occupation of Amidonia, it seems he has also opened Pandora’s Box because now everyone has the freedom to do what they want. Okay, but why the heck must he approve permits for shows, performances, etc?! Is it his job?! Nobody else?! Roroa and Colbert walk around a lively Van incognito. Because Gaius took their freedom, Souma gave it back to them with no cost. Even if Julius tries to make a comeback, will he be able to do anything while they have their freedom? They have to do their part too as they won’t let Souma get ahead of them. Hakuya warns Souma about the main force from Gran Chaos. It will take days but the advancing party should arrive shortly. Poncho talks to Souma about some flower. It has hallucinating effects but if you eat the bulb right, it is delicious. He managed to get this from the Gran Chaos region since they have the system to harvest it effectively. Souma orders the negotiation for those flowers since it will solve the principality’s food shortage.

Souma along with Juna and Tomoe are incognito as they visit the town. I’m sure this is the only way they can get souvenirs. Once they are done and resting, Jeanne comes to talk to them. She is here to see for herself the kind of man Souma is. She also heard of rumours of him gathering his own consorts. Of course Souma denies that. Well, this means an option less for Gran Chaos as they can’t use a lecherous king to easily accept their demands. Jeanne notes that Souma’s kingdom is stable because of his closeness to his subjects. It is the opposite for Maria. Although beloved by everyone, they still keep their distance. Jeanne then apologizes for the ritual of summoning him to this world. However Souma says it is already done. Besides, he fully knows the reason behind this. It is Gran Chaos’ consideration towards a kingdom that can’t come up with any aid for the war. As Elfrieden is not a signatory of the declaration and is located far away from the Demon Lord’s Domain, they enjoy the benefits of being protected. Hence this hero summoning is just to create the appearance that they are providing some support. Whether successful or not, it doesn’t matter as long as they can show the members of the declaration that some effort was made. And hence Souma’s summoning was unexpected as Gran Chaos didn’t think they could do it. Souma doesn’t blame them since he has a family here to protect. It is the same for Jeanne. Looks like negotiations will be tough. Souma returns to give Aisha and Liscia their souvenirs. Lovely. Souma vowing to protect this family of his. Is it me or do I see it as protecting his harem?! Because all those in his room now are just females…

Get Real! Isekai Isn’t Even Realistic!
Obviously, one cour is definitely not enough to flesh out all the potential developments that we have seen so far. After all, you know what they say about Rome not built in a day. Or at night! This means that if we are truly going to see how Souma makes Elfrieden a better country (and perhaps trickling its effects to make other countries better), we are going to need a lot more episodes and several seasons. That is why it is unfair for me to just simply label that whatever has been shown here is incomplete and rushed. Although yes, it does feel incomplete and rushed, it is partly because the series didn’t get enough episodes to deal with all these issues. You know, it takes time for things to be resolved and it’s not like magic that Souma can solve them with the snap of his finger, right? Therefore if I look at the context of strictly on this anime alone and nothing more, I would say that it would be disappointing, confusing, rushed and more could have been done to make it better. Otherwise looking at the bigger picture, that is the ongoing light novel that is based on, it is still early to call or make any conclusive judgment. Oh by the way, did I not mention this is getting a second season?! Oh yeah. And so the rebuilding effort continues.

So I’m going to further nit-pick and b*tch on how effective Souma’s policies are in this world because if it was so damn effective, why the f*ck could it not work in his own original world? Oh right. He was whisked away before he could even start his life in society. So if Souma ever goes back, I’m sure I’ll support him in become the leader of the world because he definitely knows the kinds of decisions to make for the betterment of the people, right? Yeah, if only corrupt politicians and corporate bigwigs could have their way. So I guess Earth is a pretty much a more ruthless place than this other fantasy world that is ruled by monsters and magic, huh? Maybe it is this backwater thinking and the not so hi-tech science that allows Souma to put his policies in place. After all, most of them are just common sense, right? Heck. To think that he was just finishing reading a book on Machiavellianism right before he got spirited away. Oh wow. How realistic is that?! I don’t want to question Souma’s intelligence because he is definitely way smarter than me. But I just can’t shake off this feeling that he just knows what to do right after arriving and just listening to the problems once. Did the script of this anime get summoned with him too? Hence Souma being from another world makes it easier for his policies to be implemented because it sounds so alien to this people or rather they’ve never at least thought about it. Hey, there are no such colleges about business and economics in Landia, are there?!

And of course as you might have guessed it, I fail to learn anything from this series because a lot of these stuffs just felt confusing although I believe they tried explaining it in the simplest form that perhaps general viewers might try to understand. Don’t want to turn off your viewers for being a very complicated anime, huh? So while I won’t say that the policies are really that perplexing, thanks to my simpleton brain, I can’t fathom most of them. Hence why you hear me blame this series for being unrealistic, especially Souma easily calling the shots and implementing his policies that do not have a high rate of failure! Elfrieden being an independent nation of its own, there are certainly many areas that the head of state needs to juggle. And just not the food shortages or the military tactics as we have only seen so far as covered by the anime. Even those few subjects touched upon and tried to be tackled by Souma, I’m already having confusion, what more if they introduce more issues down the road! At the end of the day, I’m glad I’m not in Souma’s position because my brain cells will all wither the moment I arrive here if I start to think of any viable solution. Might as well sell me off to Gran Chaos in the first place.

It is also unfair for me to say that this series did not flesh out more about the other countries of Landia and hence the main issue of driving back the Demon Lord’s Domain. Maybe I got the order wrong. Perhaps the series wasn’t supposed to focus about all that but I just thought it would be more interesting to know more about them. Ah, here I go again wishing for something and if I got that wish, I would have complained about spamming me with so many details that isn’t related to the main issue at him because it’s all about Souma saving Elfrieden, right? Anyway, with the focus on this, hence it feels like a minor side story (if I should call it) about the Gran Chaos Empire taking their fight against the Demon Lord’s Domain. The main character is Souma and the main location is Elfrieden. Everything else is secondary and not important. Gran Chaos vs Demon Lord’s Domain? Not our problem. Yet. Although the mid-intermission does have small details about the countries and some characters, but that’s just touching the surface. Like, only need to know basis? Because like at the beginning of most episodes, Souma does narrate some of the peculiarities of Landia. Although interesting, too bad that’s all we get to know.

Souma as the new king of Elfrieden, you can look at this from both ways. Good and bad because even if a multi-cultural kingdom like Elfrieden, suddenly it is alright for the previous king to secede his throne? So f*ck tradition, right? And like I have pointed out, Souma being from another world allows a lot of leeway for him to make different strides. His unconventional ways (at least to this world) earns him the approval of many especially his people. Not bad considering an outsider taking the throne and doing all the important decisions that benefit the nation that the predecessors cannot! I’m surprised there isn’t any uprising from nobles or corrupted people who want to keep all the wealth to themselves. There are but they are so far and few in between. Does this even sound realistic? Imagine if Souma had to battle this issue, he wouldn’t have had it so easy in making developments to where he is now. So yeah, how lucky for him. Of course the rebellion by the dukedoms were staged so that doesn’t count. And even after turning Elfrieden’s fortunes around, there are other countries Souma might have to deal with because you know, they’ll get jealous of this kingdom suddenly being prosperous. And thus a king’s job is never done… So is Souma the realist that can save the nation and eventually the world? Well, even the term realist is relative. It may be realistic to Souma but to us, they aren’t. But we know he can because it’s fantasy. So that’s our realism. Damn I’m confused… Also, his success rate may not be 100% but it is not totally a disaster (the rescue mission at Aisha’s village) but to show he has weakness, hence his conscious of why he views himself as weak. Oooohh. Character development. Hey, gotta remind him he is human and not God although his role feels like one.

It also feels a lot like convenience because Souma has no relatives in his original world. Because if he did, he would have had some sort of attachments and his mind would be wanting to go back there to say, his girlfriend, rather than putting his mind, heart and soul in solving Elfrieden’s issues, which eventually is to save his own skin – but we forgot about that, haven’t we? Yeah, that slowly evolved to protecting Souma’s new family in this isekai. That’s why even if his tenure is up, I don’t see him actually giving up his throne. Not because he is a dictator or anything. Or at least he needs to hold some sort of considerable power if he wants to continue protecting his family the way he is now. Sure, I mean he would give up his role and post as the king to someone more capable later on but with the influence he has earned throughout his years of selfless service, that in my opinion is still power. And it’s not a bad thing as long as he isn’t corrupted by it.

Another convenience for Souma because late grandpa talked to him about family. So when Liscia is betrothed to him, don’t expect to see him freak out like a kid because, remember grandpa’s words. So instead of being just the king, we also see his soft side as he ponders about being a family man. Eventually one day he is going to settle down even after when he resolves Elfrieden’s issues. Whether he goes back or not. Hence Liscia as his future wife might be here to troll us for now that there may be some sort of budding romance between them. Sorry to disappoint you that if you are really hoping for something as seen in romance focused animes. We can see Liscia slowly falling for him because of the noble guy he is. The kind of guy whose actions match his words. Ah Souma, by the end of his term, he might become the kingdom’s most eligible bachelor! That will be another problem for him to figure out another day! Even trolling us with some possible harem with Aisha and Juna but don’t get your hopes up. Don’t even discount Tomoe for you lolicons. Or even ladies from other nations, Roroa, Jeanne and even the big Saint Maria herself. Polygamy is allowed in this world so it dilutes the worth of a harem. Heh. Isn’t that realistic enough?

While Souma mainly uses his brains to figure things out, the only magic that he has is that cloning one. While it may seem weak on its own, I can’t help view it as some sort of plot convenience. Because he is able to control it and each clone has its own conscience and also directly connected to Souma, damn, doesn’t this make him an overpowered character?! Doesn’t this make him like close to God?! Well I mean, that’s how he is able to know a lot of things as well as get so many things done at the same time. Thanks to this convenience ability of his. It’s not like magic is even some sort of superior firepower in this world because we see the fights here mainly going back to the primitive and ancient style of humans attacking with handheld weapons, melee combat style.

It is no surprise that with a series dealing about a kingdom, there are many other characters too. But I feel that many of them are underutilized and like I said, this anime has very limited episodes and it is not possible to flesh all of them out. For instance, the recruitment drive that only net him 5 specialized people (ONLY 5?! NO MORE AFTER THAT?!), I feel that some of them are side-lined. Like Tomoe who just feels unimportant right now. Because of her ability and the direction of this season, she is not much use of now and is mostly forgettable. The same I can say for Poncho and Hakuya. They serve Souma greatly but I just can’t feel their impact. Aisha and Juna got more coverage since Aisha is made to be Souma’s bodyguard so she has to be close to him (why does their role feel like Rimuru and Shion?) and Juna is only so because of the final mini arc that relates her to Excel, so she’s got a mini role to play. A minor trivia to ponder: If Poncho loves food and assuming he experiments with new ways to come up with new food combinations to eat, damn this fatty is lucky not to have died from food poisoning from all his food discovery travels!

Otherwise, a lot of these characters feel like introductory and just biding their time until later arcs. So once again, it is unfair for me to label them as insignificant since it is not yet their time to shine. So we’ve seen a bit on Kaede and Halbert but that’s much about it. Same for Ludwin. Loyal leader of the guards. Georg, Castor and Excel have shown their loyalty to Souma after the civil war but they’ve been around for so long that they might let some new blood take over to serve the new king. Speaking of the old king, what about Albert? He’s enjoying his wife digging his ears so let him be. Yeah, retiring and handing his throne to a responsible Japanese guy was probably the best decision he made in his life. What about characters from other nations? Julius and Roroa? They look like they have potential. They might have fled for the time being but my guts tell me that they will make their return. And we’ve not even seen the Gran Chaos characters save for very short cameos at the very end of this season. These are important people, right?

Art and animation are pretty standard although there are some scenes where I thought there was a dip in quality like those fast action scenes. But otherwise largely acceptable. Of course some character designs looking a bit familiar like Liscia I thought look like Fate/Stay Night’s Saber but in red. I’m too lazy to think about the rest because Aisha looks like some typical dark elf and Tomoe like some typical furry animal eared loli and Hakuya some sort of Shinto/onmyouji priest or something. This anime is done by veteran J.C. Staff who did One Punch Man, DanMachi, Shokugeki No Souma, Bakuman and the To Aru series. So if you see some familiar trademarks in the art style, now you know why.

As we already know, there is a hell lot of characters here for a short series but luckily I recognized some of them: Yui Horie as Excel, Jun Fukuyama as Castor, Kikuko Inoue as Albert’s wife and the ex-queen… Oh wow. That’s it?! Oh well then… The rest are Yuusuke Kobayashi as Souma (Subaru in Re: Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu), Inori Minase as Liscia (Hestia in DanMachi), Ikumi Hasegawa as Aisha (Mimimi in Jaku-chara Tomozaki-kun), Taiten Kusunoki as Georg (Bach in ClassicaLoid), Hisako Kanemoto as Maria (titular character in Shinryaku! Ika Musume), Yui Ishikawa as Jeanne (Mikasa in Shingeki No Kyojin), Kazuyuki Okitsu as Hakuya (Nagare in K), Aimi Terakawa as Carla (Kasumi in BanG Dream), Makoto Furukawa as Ludwin (Shirogane in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai), Reina Ueda as Juna (Rika in Wake Up Girls), Marika Kouno as Kaede (Suzuka in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby), Taku Yashiro as Halbert (Ryuuji in Darwin’s Game), Masaaki Mizunaka as Poncho (Diablo in Isekai Maou To Shoukan Shoujo No Dorei Majutsu), Moeka Kishimoto as Tomoe, Mao Ichimichi as Roroa (Bada in ClassicaLoid), Kenji Nojima as Julius (Yuuto in High School DxD), Tetsu Inada as Gaius (Gamagoori in Kill La Kill), Kanehira Yamato as Glaive (Rigurd in Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken) and Mugihito as Albert (Wombat in Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Love).

The opening theme, Hello Horizon by Inori Minase is nothing but a generic anime pop. But what got my attention was the opening frantic and chaotic piano pounding that made it sound like something dramatic and ominous is about to happen. But all that dissipated when the song proper begins. Just like when you see dark clouds with thunder and lightning over the horizon, thinking it will reach here but then everything dissolves. Yeah. That kind of feeling. Kazania by Aimi Terakawa as the ending theme is another one of those dramatic rock pieces. Not that bad but not really to my liking either. With Juna being a songstress, there are a few insert songs here but not really my liking. Yeah, just to showcase her powerful voice. There’s an insert song, Genya No Kaze by Miho Okasaki. If she sounds familiar, it’s because she is Rimuru from Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken. Yeah, she made a cameo here as one of the idols for Amidonia’s singing programme. I can’t get it out of my head that the slime is singing a children-like song…

Overall, this anime isn’t for everyone especially those who aren’t into the concept of nation building. Also not for impatient people because as we can see, things take time to develop so the plot might be a little slow here for those who are expecting the pace to pick up. We’ll see what the next season brings us. Even the characters are pretty so-so because there are too many of them and none get a lot more prominence except the new king himself. No one making a great impact yet for us to root for yet. So yeah, there are a lot of factors at play here if this series needs to be seen in a different light and so far the light novel only has the answers. Too bad for those who don’t read like yours truly. Just in case I happen to be put in Souma’s shoes, I’m going to prepare myself by not reading the light novel materials. I’ll be better off practising playing SimCity or even Sid Meier’s Civilization series! Oh sh*t, I just unwittingly killed all my people and made Gandhi nuke my nation!!!!!

Okay. Now then. Time to follow on the next new adventures in a parallel world for our ever expanding teen hero party in 100-man No Inochi No Ue Ni Ore Wa Tatteiru S2. I wasn’t impressed the last time but there were a few intriguing stuffs that kept me awake and sleepless for a few nights. Okay, so I was just exaggerating. Hence the second season I expected it to be some sort of redemption and blow my mind with some sort of super twist that I never saw coming. Heh. I’m just lying to myself to expect something that great to happen. But okay, got to give this sequel a chance that I promised I would the last time I said so.

Episode 13
Flashback shows Keita’s mom does shady jobs for a living. One day a yakuza came to collect debt and since she couldn’t pay up, beat the crap out of her in front of her sons. Of course he offered them a job that would pay off all her debts in a month. Yup, that botched beat down at the restaurant. As we all know, Yotsuya saved the day. It’s been a week and our players are anticipating to be transported to the parallel world for their next quest. The girls wondering who their 5th player would be. Without giving too much, Yotsuya hints he is a scum. They’ll see for themselves. So here they are back in the parallel world. The girls getting the shock of their life seeing this delinquent. Definitely dangerous! He is of course shocked with everything. Game Master pops up to give them a quest: Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Vaikedaam. Keita’s job will be a spear warrior and a few new rules like respawning time is now 50 seconds and they can use fast travel to a spot they have travelled before but only once every 24 hours. As Keita is a school dropout and simpleton, he understands they have to complete the quest or they all die. Simple. Making their way to Cortonel, they plan to see Kahvel. Oh there she is. Wait. YOU MEAN 15 YEARS HAVE PASSED?! OMFG! She already has 2 kids! Damn, this woman who wanted to just cut everything finally settled down?! She doesn’t know what Buffo is but Jiffon refers to an island that exports artisan weapons. Kahvel shows her fake hand she lost during a war with Deokk Kingdom to unify the continent. Cortonel and its allies opposed it and a bloody war ensued. After taking part, I suppose it is why Kahvel thinks she has gotten weak and decided to settle down. Of course the rest beg to differ because creating and raising kids is way tougher than destroying things. Yotsuya feels down since he thought he is the same as Kahvel and wanted to reach her level. That night Kahvel talks to him and is glad to have met him and gone on some adventures with them. As Yotsuya ponders if he was any use to her then, she suddenly kisses him and confesses she did love him. Sorry for going ahead and becoming old before him. You bet the other girls are eavesdropping this but seeing the sad tears streaming down her face, damn, this just killed the mood.

Yotsuya’s group hitch a boat ride to the island of Jiffon. They are warmly greeted by Aoyu and Yana. But upon realizing they are not mercenaries, they start treating them coldly. They won’t give any info they ask. Hence Keita says they’ll become the mercenaries they want. And instantly it’s back to the nice friendly treatment. Basically a Buffo is well, a buffalo on this island and Vaikedaam is a harvest ritual. So basically offer a buffalo at the harvest festival. Easy, right? Only, they can’t have it this year. Because orcs who appeared 5 years ago suddenly attacked and occupied this island. However the orcs weren’t just fighting the people, they wanted to eat them! So to save their own skin, they offered the Buffo. Hence they have none to spare for the festival as all Buffo bred will go to them. Worse, the orcs have been increasing in numbers and at this point they won’t have enough to breed. Hence they hired mercenaries to kill the orc queen before they kill them. Yotsuya contemplates that they don’t have the strength for an all-out offensive and also wonders if the safety of Vaikedaam is an added condition. A local heard this and of course reports this to the orc queen.

Episode 14
The mercenaries led by Cantil are training some of the villagers how to use weapons. For Yotsuya’s group, only Keita and Shindou qualify. Yotsuya is not pleased with this and tries to find monsters to level up. Only, Aoyu and Yana tell him their ancestors eradicated all of them. Because you can also level up your experiences with the job you have, this means Yotsuya wants to farm! After learning the soil conditions of this island, Yotsuya has some ideas to make fertilizer and the likes. He also learns Aoyu and Yana are way past their prime age to get married. As they are the Vaikedaam priestesses who must remain virgins or at least somebody who qualifies to replace them, because of the orcs, they are the only ones qualified. Yotsuya continues to farm and wonders if they have music to help motivate his spirits. In fact they do. They start singing an idol mixed with tradition song but mostly a lot on the former. Damn, it really sounds weird! Some of the villagers are fed up with training as they think the mercenaries should do the fighting. That’s what they are paid for, right? Cantil tells them it’s either they kill all the orcs or they all fail and die. An orc is seen spying on them so the mercenaries go to fight it. Shindou and Keita go fight head on and instantly die! 50 seconds to revive… They see Cantil like a pro kill the orc.

In the end, the villagers think there is a traitor because their plans are leaked. Oh, are we going to play Among Us? The locals are now divided as they argue with each other if hiring mercenaries was a good idea or they should just keep offering Buffo. But with Aoyu, Yana and Thanzamer (a mercenary who was from this island) telling them off that they have to fight to keep the pride of the island that their ancestors worked so hard to build up from scratch, everyone is all for fighting the orcs now. Of course a traitor reports to the orc queen of what happened and she vows revenge on her fallen brethren. Yotsuya has finally level up! Game Master spins the wheel… WTF, blacksmith?! They are really scamming him, aren’t they?! But wait. Yotsuya thinks it is useful because as a blacksmith, any weapon he makes, other professions can use it. Hence he creates this stake + axe hybrid (Storc?). Some are unimpressed but Yotsuya will continue to make customized weapon for the rest. Hakozaki talks to Yotsuya who has been nonstop crafting his weapons. She is shocked when she hears him say he is prioritizing the lives of only Shindou and Hakozaki. If Tokitate and Keita die, it’s okay because they can be replaced. Cantil begs to differ because the environment they were born into is an important factor. True. But if both share the same faults, he will value the one lower than the more powerful one. Because if the guy at the top is sh*t, it will affect more people. Cantil understands his reasoning and also explains how he was a general in his army and fought in many battles. He lost all of them and many of his men died. It is a reason why he can’t lose this battle. Despite all the preparations, looks like the orcs are making a surprise ambush at the port.

Episode 15
Ryce narrates how he was a trainee guard hoping to get into Cantil’s unit. Too bad the country fell. He and his comrades had to run from those who wanted to kill them. In the end, all his friends died and he is the only survivor. Uhm, is this some sort of flag for this mercenary? The odd thing is that Ryce is telling his story in smiles despite all of them are horrific accounts. Now we return to the orcs killing the villagers. Shindou and Keita go in first and get done in. Again. But before Cantil gets the same treatment, a direct shot to the head. Thank Yotsuya and his new Orc Hunter crossbow weapon! It’s disadvantage that it needs a lot of time and effort to reload. Hence, Ryce plays the decoy since his only worth is running away. Stupid orcs take the bait, enough for Yotsuya to reload and fire another one. Orcs retreat. Cantil’s next plan is to shift their base to the higher ground and the villages below serving as their stronghold from orc attacks. While Yotsuya and Ryce be the decoy for those dumb orcs to chase, Hakozaki and Tokitate man the Orc Hunter. Tokitate’s kill has her level up enough to switch jobs. What will it be? A hunter. She is delighted since it is one of her favourite Majiha heroines. Time for Yotsuya to test his Storc. He misses and dies. Now the orcs are less dumb as they start hurling boulders. Before one could be thrown at our cute ladies, Ryce jumps in to attack them. Sword breaks. Got smashed. This allows them to fire back and kill the orc. They see Ryce dying in his own blood and twisted body. Emotional goodbye. You know the drill. Cantil receives the casualty report. Yeah, had to highlight Ryce’s name, eh? Good job, lad. Now you can rest in peace. Cantil sends Keita to support Yotsuya. It is believed there are only 5 orcs left and the queen has yet to show up. Feeling something odd, Shindou thinks she is aiming for the ship carrying the evacuated children. Yotsuya rethinks about this whole mission and realizes about the Vaikedaam. His plan is to go to replenish Orc Hunter’s bullets and head for the Vaikedaam cave. Cantil and Shindou find the queen truly trying to go for the ship. She claims it is only right for her to kill their children after they killed hers. After all, it is them who broke the pact. Similarly, Yotsuya explains to Keita that the humans aren’t the good guys. Because the orcs weren’t obliged to go along with this pact in this first place. When the humans believed they couldn’t live up to that, they decided to kill the orcs.

Episode 16
Shindou and Cantil can’t fight the queen head on, so they play hide and seek and lay traps along the place. A mercenary died while protecting another. Too bad he doesn’t have a back story so we won’t care, right? As the battle rages on, suddenly a huge earthquake rocks the place. Islanders say the gods are mad. But as we can see, the volcano is raining down fireballs! Wow. Lots of villagers get hit. The Vaikedaam cave is done for and Yana fears Aoyu has been done in from the collapse. If that raging volcano is bad enough, you haven’t seen anything yet. Because now a tsunami is going to engulf the island! Lava flowing out and devouring the lowland villages! Damn, it’s the end of the world! Yana starts singing the traditional song as everyone realizes that the song was supposed to be history and warning of the disaster. Aoyu escapes via an escape route in the cave and ends up in the main castle. She stumbles into Yotsuya and Keita there. Yotsuya wants to know if there is a weakness in this castle because he plans to take down the orcs holing in the higher floors altogether by destroying the weak part of its foundation. The fireballs won’t reach them and it will take too long to dig a canal for the lava to flow here. Aoyu disagrees because this castle has its historical value. In that case, find an advantageous position to fight the enemy. Aoyu is shocked by his selfishness as Yotsuya bluntly tells her there is nothing wrong in taking action to work towards the goal you want. Yana and Aoyu realize that the islanders never paid heed to the warnings and got complacent when they start to prosper. They forgot all the hard work the ancestors put in to make this island the paradise. The most important thing they realize is how the people always stay resilient and rise back up in such times. They’re not going to do nothing and wait till death comes to them. Well, too late to realize all that now. Because you thought you’ve seen hell on Earth. Well, it’s going to get worse as a dragon emerges from the volcano! Everyone’s so f*cked!

Episode 17
A brief flashback shows the orc queen had her people killed as she was captured and put on a boat to somewhere. Hence her resolve is to not let her family be taken away again. Yotsuya surveys the top floor and because of the narrow corridors, it has both pros and cons in taking down the orcs. They try a few options but they end up getting killed. However, Yotsuya notices one of the orcs carrying a child. One with hair. Aoyu notes that it might be the future queen. As orc males are bald, the orc queen can give birth to 100 orcs in her lifetime. About 5 will be female. She also knows orcs speak a different language and Yotsuya wants her to use that in his next plan. The orc queen climbs up the ship and plans to use it to take her family away. However she has to face Thanzamer. Using the tsunami against him, she manages to knock him out. But before she could kill him, Shindou rides the waves to fight her. Did Shindou become a surfer?! While Aoyu embarrassingly distracts the orcs with a line that sounds like profanity (except it is not in orc’s language), this distraction has Yotsuya throws Keita like a spear to kill one of them, followed by pouring hot lava over the other. Yotsuya then takes the child and runs like hell. Yana feels strange. Everyone’s life force is being sucked to the mountaintop. As they can’t wait to finish the bullet, Tokitate extracts out one from a dead orc before dying a Terminator death. Will be back… Yikes. After Shindou has a lengthy bout with the orc queen and dies, Hakozaki fires the bullet right into the orc queen. The tsunami must have pushed the ship closer to the shore. Thanzamer then deals the finishing blow. As the ship is still floating towards the lava, Thanzamer tries to stop it. CAN HE?! He gets engulfed by the lava of course. The burnt orc chases Yotsuya desperately. Yotsuya then flings the child over the bridge, into the lava. The orc dives to save the child but notices she is already half dead as Yotsuya had stabbed her multiple times. Yotsuya giving his depressing narration how he hates humans but have to kill them for his own convenience. Even more so when he sees the orc protecting the child till his last breath until they both sink in. Makes this winner feel like a weak loser. Aoyu notices something strange. The shipwreck that bought the orc queen is missing. It was believed she was imprisoned here but broke out. There was nothing on the ship to indicate whom I belonged to. At first, they thought it was to sell the orc queen but Keita thinks it is sent to destroy this island. Aoyu also feels life force draining away to the mountaintop. Yotsuya thinks it’s the dragon. Don’t look now, the traitor is the perpetrator.

Episode 18
Time for Thanzamer’s flashback. The island was too small for him and he felt suffocated. So he left and became a mercenary. Through his travels and fights, he learnt that everyone had different ideals of why they fought and protected. He realized Jiffon was the ideal place since it had no wars. It was ironic he learnt about it after abandoning his homeland. As Yotsuya and Keita trek up the mountain, they find a man, Raji cowering behind a rock. They tell him to escape. Our heroes go fight the dragon but get instant death. Don’t seriously think they could beat it, huh? But Yotsuya finds it strange that the dragon isn’t chasing them and just remaining on the mountaintop. He rushes back down, thinking the best way is to get the people off the island. In the process, he takes Raji who is still cowering in the same spot. Raji thinks his identity is blown and reveals himself as the Dragon Bishop. Yeah, Yotsuya didn’t know it all till now! Too bad, Yotsuya and not even Keita are a match for him. They died a few times. Raji knows the heroes can resurrect and this is wasting his time. So he goes to find Aoyu and tries to kill her. After putting the pieces together, she realizes he is the mastermind all along. Before she gets killed, Yotsuya saves her. Now don’t you fall for him now. Together, they combine their magic to make it stronger and fight back Raji. Though, it still isn’t enough. He manages to dodge Keita’s critical attack and escapes via his dragon. Since he dropped a bottle, Keita recognizes it and points out to a rock he was cowering where it has a magic circle.

Yana notices the draining weakened. She searches nearby and finds a magic circle. Destroying it, lessens the drain. So where to find the remaining ones? Don’t worry, Katz who is good at drawing maps can point out where. IS HE ASSUMING HOW THEY ARE LOCATED???!!! Yeah, thank goodness they are. Once all are destroyed, the dragon returns to the volcano and the catastrophe stops. Later, everyone pays their respects to Thanzamer. Via log point, they saw him saving the ship and hence this island’s future. Yeah, Yotsuya getting melodramatic about hate and love and how indifferent he is. As Vaikedaam proceeds smoothly, Aoyu hugs Yotsuya and wishes that if he was a resident of this world, she would retire and marry him. Oh damn, the new Kahvel?! Tokitate wonders why this guy is so popular here. But Hakozaki has a stinging comment: Perhaps he treated them like real people unlike his comrades. Ouch. Cantil is drifting on a floating wood. He sees Raji flying by when he is struck down and killed by the great sorceress, Fatina. Back in the original world, Yotsuya remembers the Game Master giving them a chance to ask a question. Keita blew it and asked about Raji’s motives. To summon a dragon! Duh! But this has Yotsuya thinking that if that was what Raji was trying to do, then that vision of Tokyo being decimated by monsters could be real. Then Game Master pops up just to tell him he will meet the next player. He gets a call to meet. Who those hot blonde foreigner chick?!

Episode 19
Glenda Carter is a videographer. She claims she knows about the alternate world too because there have been people posting about it on the internet with intricate details. One of them is Tokitate. Despite all never met, they described the world similarly. Before you think Glenda is going to be part of the harem, she says she’s a lesbian. A French woman whom is her type is one of those people had died. She left a comment about clearing the fourth round and was going to head into the fifth one. Could it be she failed her quest? Glenda has posted comments on their videos of the other people but none have replied. Assumed dead? Hence she is here so that they could make a video of this, post it online and those who know about the other world see this might then post something. So we have Yotsuya, Shindou and Hakozaki doing a very lame re-enactment of the other world. So lame they should win Oscars! HAHAHA!!! After 10 days of uploading a video, a comment pops up from one who claims is a player of this world too. Now Glenda has joined the gang and it’s time to choose their next mission. But first, looks like Hakozaki levelled up to some heavy elite warrior after killing the orc queen. Glenda is a sword warrior. The gang can pick between reducing some rainbow stair addiction in Goldia to less than 3% in 90 days or stop the destruction of Zagroth village within 30 days. Yotsuya thinks and weighs the pros and cons. He thinks the former would have a better chance but Keita jumps the gun and picks the latter. That’s simple and easy, right?!

Not knowing where Zagroth is, perhaps they could go see Kahvel for answers. How many years have passed? The town looks a lot different. Oh my. There’s her. She looks a lot younger? Oh, it’s her daughter. Here’s Kahvel’s grave. Yikes. Feeling old now? 17 years passed, you know… The daughter is proud of them as mom told her stories of their adventures and it makes her happy. As the gang treks through the forest, they discover that Glenda is actually speaking in English but translated into Japanese for them. Vice versa. To Glenda, they’re all speaking English to her. Then they encounter a goblin. Should be easy, right? Keita gets killed! After the rest kills it, Yotsuya analyses it and is shocked to learn it is ranked higher. Do goblins have this high rank? When they notice a human spying on them before running away, this leads them to a town with and old graveyard. They find a child, Jezby cowering at the corner. She fears they are from Zagroth. Talking to her, she points out that Zagroth is located on the top of that monolith. Basically a volcano’s plug. It seems there is something she fears from Zagroth and that is why she has run away from there. As they stay for the night and do their hunt and other chores, suddenly a man with a monster parasite on his head pops up. Definitely not a good sign. But Jezby recognizes him as her father, Bayne!

Episode 20
Yotsuya knows this is some parasitic worm. Once you’ve got it, you’re as good as dead and the only way is to burn it with the host. Jezby is horrified as Hakozaki tries to cut off the parasite, she gets killed. Eventually Yotsuya finishing it off and asking Tokitate to burn it. Jezby so distraught she faints. Later Yotsuya talks to Hakozaki about all this and she finds it weird he is so calm about this. He believes the monsters are getting stronger but Glenda reminds him how the host was once human. Yotsuya realizes he lost his sensibility once again so he tells Hakozaki if she doesn’t want to do it, tell him. He will do it since he is already tainted and has killed. Hakozaki snaps back at him that wasn’t the issue because if there is something someone needs to do, she will still have to do it no matter how much she hates it. Next day, Jezby takes the heroes to a secret path that leads to Zagroth. She also tells about the village’s ritual of sending others out to find better places to live. Despite calling it the Journey of Hope, it is more like the Journey of Death as those sent out have never returned. As harvests have gotten fewer and fewer every year, old people are usually sent out for this. Bayne and his friend, Dan were chosen and despite against this ritual, they had no choice but to do it. At the same time, Jezby’s mom fell ill so she broke the law by sneaking out just to find father and tell about mom. She saw him living in the cabin and knew if she brought him back, will be executed. Hence that is why those men were chasing her. When she returned here, dad got that parasite but as for Dan, he already left a long time ago, stating he went to some place called New Eden. Now Jezby needs to make her way back into Zagroth just to tell mom about dad.

Upon entering the village, they are met by Froc who is Jezby’s childhood friend and the little brother of Dan. Asking about mom, he tells her the sad news that she has succumbed to her illness 2 days ago. As for her brother, Lanan, the shock of mom’s death turned him into an unresponsive vegetable. Yotsuya can’t see this sad scene so he goes to explore the village with Glenda tagging along. They talk about this ritual might be just an excuse to reduce the village’s numbers. She thinks that living in a place for so long, one just can’t escape it. Yotsuya understands what she means. They stumble upon Iris DiRaio who is the granddaughter of the village chief, Cox. She tells them heroes are not needed here but brings them to see grandpa. He too says how heroes are not needed because they have what it takes to deal with the monsters. Yotsuya gets careless saying he heard about the monsters getting stronger. Because this means he might have revealed about Jezby. However Iris reveals about Jezby as she saw them walking together. Cox then brings them to a room to show them his plans to fight the monsters. Well, should’ve seen this coming as he locks them in there to rot! Cox and some of his men go to get Jezby but didn’t realize there are other heroes here. Cox being the smooth operator claims Yotsuya and Glenda have talked to him and will forgive Jezby. They are now at his mansion and being treated with nice food so he wants them to come join them too. Yay! Free food! After Cox takes the heroes away, his men then start to capture Jezby. The heroes should’ve suspected something amiss as Cox leads them to some woods and in the middle of an unstable rope bridge, cuts the ropes to let them fall into some bottomless bog.

Episode 21
With Shindou’s power, she knocks down Cox. They tie him up and bring him back to his place but the villagers are at his doorstep. Because the monster’s roar is getting louder, they are worried. Cox lies about the heroes giving him this mistreatment when he tried to capture Jezby. Froc tries to protect Jezby. WTF he can beat a couple of grown adults?! With the monster’s roar getting louder, the people become scared as Cox instils fear to capture Jezby and those in cohorts with her. The villagers do so and because they rough up Froc and his mom, this brings traumatic memories for Keita. He becomes violent and beats everyone up. He doesn’t care if he loses points for this as he makes it serious he’ll kill them! Inside the room, Iris saw Keita beat up her grandpa so she tossed the key to the cellar into the dried up well. Froc sees then sees a monster peeking from the horizon. And that’s just not it, the monster is letting other monsters into Zagroth! A huge earthquake rocks the place. Oops, just Glenda busting out from the floor. Despite the walls and door are tough, they noticed the ceiling is made of wood. I guess this saves this problem but now they have to tackle the monster problem. Yotsuya knows they can’t fight this horde and their escape route is cut off. Hakozaki has an idea of using the well as an escape. She will jump down to test and see if it is a viable route. She might die (and revive) but they’ll be able to find her position. This risk is worth trying even if it sacrifices 1 pawn. Right, Yotsuya?! Hakozaki jumps down and dies. But after reviving, she sends signals on how deep the well is. Do they have time to even make a ladder?! Yeah well, mass evacuation cancelled as the monster kills all the villagers! Froc’s mom sacrificed herself so Jezby and Lanan could escape with Froc. Time to ditch this place. When the monster gets too close, I guess our final heroes don’t need to use the ladder. Just jump down and die! After a few hours of walking, they come out from the opposite side of Zagroth. As they make their way, they see a settlement. Funny, the one who led them here told them there was no such place. Yotsuya and Glenda scout the place. Looks like no one is home now. Maybe they’ll use it as their base. Meanwhile as the rest waits, goblins are lurking…

Episode 22
Oh wait. Looks like there are humans living in this parts of the settlement. Meanwhile goblins attack right after Cox admitted that he weeded out those who don’t work on the Journey of Hope as the crops in Zagroth get lesser and lesser every year. During the fight, Shindou levels up and turns into an elite sword warrior. When all the goblins are taken care of, Yotsuya and Glenda return. They bring back one of the settlers who is no other than Dan. The settlement consists of old folks who were sent on the Journey of Hope. The irony that those who left are alive but those who stayed at Zagroth are all dead now. Yotsuya talks about leaving this place soon because when those monsters attacked Zagroth, they had the will to kill humans. Like as though a human was controlling them. It won’t be long before they find this place. Dan explains the Journey of Hope was to find a new place to live and hence young people were chosen. But it slowly turned into an excuse to get rid of troublemakers. Cox reveals an untold story of New Eden and that is the only way to get there is via death. So that’s sounds like heaven, huh? Sounds legit. Jezby believes that place is real because heard from her parents describing it before they died. You sure it’s not just a fairytale? In order to leave this place, they have to pass a goblin settlement. The heroes decide to do a sneak attack that night. Dan leads Yotsuya, Keita and Shindou to attack the settlement. Meanwhile Glenda learns from Hakozaki about their Jiffon exploits. Glenda also tells how her dad was from the army and suffered from PTSD. She ran away from home when she came out as a lesbian and doesn’t want to have kids. He pointed his rifle at her. That was the last straw. She has been travelling the world since. Conversation interrupted as Iris is looking for grandpa. Then Tokitate in a panic because she just found Cox’s body by the river! Looks like he was killed by a human from the wound. It is natural to suspect to old dudes who have a grudge against him but they’ve already been kicked out from the village, what is the point of killing him? Glenda is suspicious because for somebody to call out Cox so late at night, it must be somebody they know. After everyone settles in the goblin’s settlement, Glenda gathers all as she knows who killed Cox. It is the cook, Jaca. Not only because he is the only one who can handle knives very well, but it seems he knew how Cox died even before Glenda said so. They place Jaca in an isolated tent as the heroes contemplate their next move of moving out of here and leaving Jaca behind. They have no time to get involved with him. Then they spot Iris going to where Jaca is confined. This kid going to do something dangerous?! As they go stop her, they see Jaca already dead. And damn, a monster parasite over Iris’ face!

Episode 23
Iris attacks! Yotsuya prepares to kill but damn, that terrified look on Hakozaki’s face like as though he is a serial killer! You wanna live or die?! However it is Keita who decapitates her. After burying her, Keita seems most effected since Iris was closest to him but Shindou puts in some good words to cheer him up. Yotsuya is of course baffled how Iris could get that parasite since she was with them all the while. When the old guys don’t feel good, they think it is something similar to Jiffon. There could be a Dragon Bishop behind this. Conveniently, Jezby remembers where New Eden lies when they are suddenly attacked by monsters. They are stronger this time but nothing like a few teamwork could help. However a troll pops up and eats Shindou and Hakozaki! Does this feel familiar? It runs away when somebody attacks it. Oh my, it’s Cantil! Back at the base, he explains he was saved by Fatina and became her disciple. They have been going around to rid of Dragon Bishops because their goal is to resurrect dragons. Once that happens, it’s the end of humanity. Fatina sensed one could be here and that’s why she sent him to investigate. He also explains that a few years ago, a meteorite crashed in the area and that could be what makes the monsters stronger. He gives them some seeds to plant that will weaken the magic in the area. More explanations that the possible sacrificing of Zagroth was due to some blood ritual but it seemed it wasn’t enough and nearby villagers could be targeted for the completion. New Eden perhaps? Yotsuya leads Keita and Tokitate to go rescue the devoured girls while Glenda stays back to investigate. After succeeding to kill the troll and revive them, Yotsuya thinks New Eden is beyond this forest above the waterfall. They climb all the way up and feel disappointed that there is nothing. However Yotsuya feels something strange about the waterfall and dives down. As he surfaces, he finds himself in a new civilization. New Eden? The people here welcome him and claim they have been living here for generations without fighting. Some villagers are even stowaways from Zagroth. Meanwhile Lanan regains consciousness and he is crying due to his confused memories. Froc thinks of bringing him to Jezby to make him feel better but Lanan claims he has no sister. Jezby is about to use some hypnotic move on him when Glenda stumbles in and this confirms her suspicion that Jezby is the Dragon Bishop!

Episode 24
Fatina narrates how some disaster sent a dragon flying up into the heavens where it still lies asleep. The meteorite could be its fragments and it can accelerate the end of the world. Glenda was suspicious of Jezby the moment she met her because she was living like normal in a forest filled with monsters. As she was the one with Iris, definitely she put the parasite on her. The same with Bayne. When they entered Zagroth, Iris went ahead to cast some memory manipulating spell. But that didn’t work on Lanan who suffers from mental impairment. While she may be able to manipulate memories, she cannot control the actions of others. Hence it was her who asked the other men instead of Jaca to kill Cox. Glenda couldn’t act because she had no solid proof. But too bad Iris had to be sacrificed for that. Jezby now shows her true colours as the Dragon Bishop. She further reveals she decided to kill Cox because he was suspicious about her parents (which he doesn’t remember them) although he didn’t want to pursue the case. She was flying around looking for settlements, lives to be used for her ritual when she stumbled upon Zagroth. She also saw a settlement outside and that’s where she met Bayne. She stayed with him to get some info but he soon grew suspicious and she had to kill him. As for Froc’s mom, she didn’t kill her but let her die as she was stuck and crushed underneath the rubble. Jezby summons her dragon to fly towards the waterfall. I guess this saves time revealing her Dragon Bishop status to the rest. She then summons loads of monsters to break into the hidden civilization. Cantil realizes there are magic circles on the golems’ back so they have to rid of it since the monsters are too strong. Jezby sends the monsters to stall them so Yotsuya goes to fight Jezby himself. He looks futile throwing all the weapon he has at her until one of them scratches her hand. It is the chance he needs to plant the seed inside her and let the plant grow! With all the magic circles destroyed, the monsters are easily taken down.

Jezby is still alive although engulfed by the tree. Obviously, Yotsuya wants to kill her but an emotional Hakozaki stops him. He claims he has killed and all scums must die (including himself one day) but she continues to prevent him because she doesn’t want him to close the door on his own future. Glenda supports Hakozaki because they should let people of this world settle their affairs. Froc asks Jezby if she could manipulate feelings. Jezby mockingly laughs at him and claims her only love is the dragon. All humans should die! Then she burns herself to death. Well, good thing Yotsuya didn’t taint his hands, eh? Fatina may have appeared too late but she destroys the meteorite and has Cantil pick up the pieces. The Zagroth villagers get absorbed into this civilization. Yotsuya notes that it has no name so he suggests naming it as Zagroth. With the mission complete, Game Master has Glenda ask a question. How can dragons enter their own world? There is a riff connecting the worlds and it is widening. Eventually wide enough for them to enter. Our heroes return to their own world. Yotsuya visited by Game Master and asked for his answer on the value of life. He still can’t answer that but notes that with millions of people living in the other world, something is being sacrificed for them to stay alive. Hence he has decided to see it through the end since all their actions shape that world. Like it or not, they are forced to stand over a million lives. Roll credits!

Over My 200-man Dead Body…
That’s it? So why do dragons want to invade our world and destroy everything? Perhaps dragons here are the biggest dicks and assholes because it’s their nature to just f*cking destroy everything! Those Dragon Bishops must be people who hate mankind and hence wanting their resurrection. I’m glad that Yotsuya doesn’t look like he’ll be joining them because it will be hell a lot of hate going around if this main character does the ultimate betrayal and switches sides. Yeah, all you zombie people too attached to your Smartphones and stupid social media trolls and fake news, that’s why dragons are going to come here and reset everything. Sorry I deviated a lot but whatever.

I have mixed feelings about this season too. At first, the quest seems intriguing and interesting but then they started dragging out into other stuffs that seem non-relatable and that was where it got draggy. For instance the Jiffon Island where the quest was simple just to offer the buffalos. But then it turned out to be one longwinded route just for that because they have to battle orcs and then in turn stop the island from being destroyed. It makes you question and wonder if all of that was necessary. Well, if it was not, the quest could have been completed quickly and it was no big deal. Might as well get some natives of the world to do it rather than the summoned heroes! It also feels the same with the Zagroth quest as it started out like a seemingly fascinating mission but then they started to turn here and there and it felt like they came up with whatever happened on the fly. Of course we still have to remember from the first season, whatever constitutes as the quest’s completion was very vague and our heroes have to try and do all sorts of things before the Game Master considers it as cleared. So they just named an unnamed civilization as Zagroth to save it. Technicalities. Whatever. As long as the Game Master says so. Hence my sentiments saying that while this season’s story isn’t as bad, but it could have been better as the quests seemed draggy only because of my impatience of wanting to know what the real answer to the quests were in actuality.

One thing I want to point out is… WHERE THE HECK IS THE SPACE ADVENTURE THAT I WAS TOLD ABOUT FROM THE LAST SEASON???!!! I remember clearly from my last blog that I anticipated the next mission to be in outer space. But could it be my lapse in memory because I’m a very first rate offender in that. So I actually went back to see the first season’s last episode’s preview again. Yup. They did mention something about space. However I realized that a big part of that preview could be just a lie and trolling us! Oh my. They really got me good. I actually believed that it would actually happened. At least they didn’t lie about the hot chicks part. Heh. Maybe that is partially why I was somewhat disappointed with this season other than the draggy quests. Damn, it would’ve been a lot awesome and epic had the next mission be in space. I don’t know how they would do that but what the heck, it could’ve been one hell of an adventure. In space… Dammit…

Now, the one curious thing that I want to get off my chest is that the Jiffon incident was actually all made up. Because how the heck can our famous seiyuus of Aoi Yuuki and Ayana Taketatsu helm such a coincidental roles in this anime? I mean, do you not get it? Aoyu = Aoi Yuuki (I disagree with the f*cking official translation as Aoiu) and Yana = Ayana Taketatsu. DO YOU NOT SEE THE FREAKING OBVIOUS SIMILARITY?! Then I did some research that these characters weren’t made up and actually appeared in the manga itself! Oh boy. So that means the author must be really big fans of them, huh? And to get them to even voice their respective characters. Oh wow. More conspiracy theory because a quick check on Google translate shows that Vaikedaam in Estonian means little lady. Which of course means, Petit Milady, the unit that the duo are famously in. Contrary to popular arguments online, it is not because the duo are short ladies, mind you. That’s what happens when you’re a noob and not as old as me… Estonian? Why Estonian? Astonishing! Haha! Also, doesn’t Aoyu and Yana look a bit like their real life 3D counterparts? Suspicious… Hmmm… I’m really starting to think that the author is their biggest fan and promised them some sort of role here.

However, despite the Jiffon quest is part of the canon manga, the Zagroth quest was not. Hence it was baffling at first when the Game Master decided to give our summoned heroes a choice. I mean, did that happen before? Turns out that this is where the anime deviates from the manga and this Zagroth is anime only adaptation. But why? From what I read, the rainbow stair addiction actually has the heroes a hell lot of more things to do. A lot of sh*t hits the fan! Therefore it is not feasible to cover everything in just a single cour. Heck, half a cour actually! From the way I look at it, perhaps 2 cours are needed if they really want to flesh this arc out. So why didn’t they extend this another season then? Oh… Wait… You mean they won’t be extending another season and that is why they deviated from the original works?! That is how I interpreted it. That’s another reason why this Zagroth quest felt like so flimsy and like I have pointed out, could have been written on the fly. So I’m not sure how they’re going to reunite with the canon story should they decide to give this series another season. Non-canon all the way then? You’re trampling over the lives of a million fans!!!

The characters this season feel pretty much average and from my personal opinion, doesn’t offer much either. Yotsuya being the main character, we all know he hates his life and especially human beings. Hence he is put in a situation whereby he is forced to make unethical choices for the sake of his survival and hence putting up a not so happy face. It’s like he regrets it in some way as he contemplates the choices that he makes. It’s like he is an asshole but doesn’t want to actually become an asshole because he shouldn’t be one. Like, WTF did I just say?! The rest of the heroes feel lacking. Especially newbie Keita who just feels barely. I mean, this guy is like sugoi this and sugoi that. He is so f*cking carefree. I guess this is to make Yotsuya realize of his own shortcomings in another way, huh? Because Keita you know, he can be very frank and open unlike Yotsuya who can’t openly admit he hates his goddamn life. I mean compared to Keita’s harsh life in reality, Yotsuya has got it better, no?

Even Tokitate feels a lot lacking this season especially her sarcasm. Even when she pulls off her typical sarcasm, it feels the punch isn’t there. She’s just like barely there other than to be some sort of unwitting resident joker of the group. Same can be said about Shindou since I also feel that she lacks some sort of impact this season. Glenda the latest member and an open lesbian so we don’t get our minds in the gutter again that this could be a harem anime. It’s like they make her play the role of the detective because who else would be better at sniffing out at the current mysteries since the rest are too preoccupied with whatever is bugging them now. And lucky for her, she is a videographer so you bet she has got to pay some attention to details too. Otherwise she feels pretty much average like other characters. But to be fair, she is the latest member so she doesn’t have much screen time yet.

I’m just worried about Hakozaki because the more I see her terrified and worried face, the more I think she will lose her mind and snap. It’s like each time she is close to losing it and will start bawling out her tears and cry uncontrollably. I feel like she is just barely hanging in there, her sanity. Especially the interesting part is the somewhat estranged relationship with Yotsuya. From the first season, she already knows that he is not the ideal kind of character. Now in this season, she can see for herself how vastly different he treats his own comrades compared to natives of this world. Especially girls. That snide remark could actually hit a nerve. So if there was anything interesting dynamism between the group, I would bet it would be between Yotsuya and Hakozaki. Tokitate too joker, Keita too carefree (by the way, notice how Tokitate and Keita can make an awesome manzai comedy duo together?), Shindou lying low and Glenda the strong independent foreigner woman. That leaves Yotsuya and Hakozaki for some inter-group drama tension, huh?

Speaking of native girls that fall for Yotsuya, I just somehow feel sad for Kahvel’s case because it really shows that she was actually in love with him but the long span between the years in this alternate world really did wear her out all these years. It’s a sad way to kill off a character but I guess it is also one of the better ways. Then there is Aoyu. By the time our heroes return 17 years later for their Zagroth mission, I’m afraid she could’ve been an old maid too. Assuming she didn’t marry and stayed a spinster for life, just like Kahvel, waiting for the man she loves to return to Jiffon one day. Sad…

This time round, not much revelation from the Game Master about this parallel world but from what we have seen, it could be that the Game Master has sent different heroes from different times to save the day in this parallel world. Hence, this could explain the long years in between the next mission from Yotsuya’s group. As it is hinted that there are many other summoned heroes from Earth taking part in this ‘game’, the missions given to them were to save it from destruction. Failure would not only mean the death of those heroes but as you can see, like how war broke out with Deokk Kingdom and chaos ensued. Hence with one group of heroes’ failure, another group is perhaps sent to salvage or do damage control. Ultimately it is game over when dragons set foot on your world. So could this be just a big war game between Game Masters and Dragon Bishops? Yeah, so eventually the dragons will be a real threat to both the worlds. Better complete those missions properly.

Remember last season where we had this weird short segment of randomness? Some were funny but they were mostly WTF material that would make you hair stand on the edge. So guess what this season? They decided to do away with that! Hooray! I’m glad they realize the cringe it was. So in return, they have Game Master narrate 3 points of what to be expected from the next episode. However those points are somewhat not direct clues and those who don’t get it might think they are lying and just trolling us. I believe they are somewhat set out as ‘jokes’ and while it is not a flat out lie that those points did not happen at all, it may take some sort of brain power to think so. I give you an example. One of those points said that Shindou goes to Hollywood. Now, at first looks it certainly looks like they lied to us because for sure Shindou didn’t leave Japan for USA. But if you relate Hollywood with acting and that if you remember Glenda had Hakozaki and Shindou do some bad acting for her video posting, do you see the connection there? Hence many of this points force you to think so. Sad to say, many I cannot relate and if so, just very vaguely and speculatively. After that, Game Master will play rock-scissors-paper with you and I’m not sure what the implication this is. Is this for some small kicks? But yeah, still better than those cringe random clips.

I’m sure we still feel awkward that the Game Master’s appearance is half a head and then the rest of his body looks like he is some sort of hentai wannabe because you know, hand prints of the tits and a weed shape to cover the crotch area. Yeah… WTF… However you do notice that one of the next episode preview’s Game Master isn’t like any of those typical Game Master. Because one of them is a macho bald guy in sunglasses! WTF???!!! WHO THE F*CK IS HE?! ARE THEY TRYING TO TROLL US AND THROW US OFF?! Not sure if he is the imposter because nothing more is explained about this. Maybe they just want to make people like yours truly come up with wild conspiracy theories. Yeah. I got one. He could be the janitor because Game Master was at the toilet at the moment! HAHAHA!!! And of course, all Game Masters in every episode has a different seiyuu. Not that I can recognize any of them even if they are the ones I should because of their very short lines. Though, I still prefer the first Game Master voiced by Norio Wakamoto. Should have just let him have a recurring role… Oh, Tomokazu Sugita also have a role as one this season? Not bad. Should have just let him have a recurring role too…

Art and animation feel consistent like last season. This means the characters and everything else look pretty average too. Sometimes I think the quality dips a little and I noticed the characters do look a bit strange, for example when Tokitate starts being a joker, she just looks weird sometimes. I also want to point out that the monsters like the orcs and goblins, when they get killed, how come their blood is of sh*t colour???!!!! Okay, so they don’t want monsters to share the same red blood with us. Green feels to alien and blue blood would make them cops. Just kidding on that last one. But WTF their blood is brown colour?! That’s why each time they get stabbed and killed, it made me think these monsters are made out of sh*t!!! Literally! A minor trivia, there was a time when Shindou levelled up and I believe got a similar job as Hakozaki. Hence for a period of time before she levelled up again to a different elite job, it was really weird to see her in the same uniform as Hakozaki. It’s like 2 women wearing the same dress at the same gala party. Weird!

The action parts are pretty okay too but sometimes it just feels weird for the sake of having some action parts like the heroes chopping down monsters when the plot calls for it. This series isn’t shy about deaths so you bet the body count whether it be humans or monsters continue to rake up. After all, what is the name of this anime again? Yeah, they’re not shy in killing off some of the characters we know but hey, it’s for the plot convenience. Shock factor? Nah. More like plot convenience. I mean, my guts somehow told me Iris despite being a bratty (and cute?) loli would meet her doom because it saves a lot of trouble if they ever need to wrap up the arc. Some deaths are gruesome and bloody so if you’re not into that kind of scenes (honestly at this point, they all look mild to me), you’re better off watching Barney and friends. After all, our heroes can’t really die and they can resurrect after a certain cooling off time period, so why not make some of their deaths macabre? Instant death by the enemy’s strong attack? Absolutely. Get smashed flat? You got it. Get eaten alive? Check. Washed away by the lava flow? I’ll be back!

For this season’s voice acting, there are a lot of recognizable seiyuus lending their talents here. As we all know, Aoi Yuuki and Ayana Taketatsu having their roles as Aoyu and Yana respectively. Then there are Saori Hayami as Glenda, Shinichiro Miki as Cantil, Nobuhiko Okamoto as Ryce, Yukari Tamura as Iris and Sayaka Ohara as Froc’s mom. The other casts are Yoshimasa Hosoya as Thanzamer (Reiner in Shingeki No Kyojin), Reina Ueda as Jezby (Ayado in 3D Kanojo Real Girl), Shun Horie as Froc (Kazuya in Kanojo Okarishimasu), Takahiro Hikami as Dan (Makoto in Nichijou), Kujira as the orc queen (Otose in Gintama) and Maaya Sakamoto as Fatina (Ciel on Kuroshitsuji). This season’s opening theme, Baddest by Kaede Higuchi perhaps is trying to live up to its name because it is one helluva a badass heavy rock punk metal outfit! Notice the maniacal rock scream at the title screen! Definitely a badass song with a dramatic touch and would’ve been better had the anime itself was as badass. The ending theme is Subversive by Kanako Takatsuki. Feels a lot like some sort of techno dubstep hip hop pop mix. I guess it’s rather okay for me.

Overall, I wanted to like this series even though last time I said it was nothing special and just average. I’m not totally disappointed but I wished it could have been done better. At times I felt the story was just draggy and doing things the long roundabout way just for whatever drama and plot they intended to have. There were intriguing stuffs and potentials to develop but I guess I was just too impatient to want all of it out in this season. The characters just barely there as you wonder if our main group of young ragtag heroes can work together as a team considering our main character could or could not be a dick himself. So I gave this sequel a chance and I wasn’t really impressed. Should I give this series another chance should there be another season? Well, they better somehow put in that space arc and fill it with a few hot chicks! I mean, the series already has taken a non-canon path so why not let’s just go all the way to over a million clichés and tropes since I’m already standing over a million disappointment from all the crappy animes I’ve watched over the years!

Sentimental Journey

3 December, 2021

Tired of trying to follow a complicated and convoluted love drama that lasts an entire season? Or do you find today’s love stories are not really up to mark? Well, don’t worry. If you don’t have the patience to follow a romance story, you’ll definitely find Sentimental Journey to be more palatable because this retro anime series is a collection of a dozen of short stories of a dozen different girls and their experience of first love. There. As simple and retro as it can get. Or are you people too young to even understand what love is? Oh boy, do I feel old now… Yeah, how the heck did I even stumble this over the internet? Must be my nostalgic guts. And with the power of today’s internet, how much more sentimental old stuffs will I find? Oh boy, do I REALLY feel old now…

Episode 1
Akira Endou alights the train and then takes a taxi to some faraway bridge. All the while, some foreigner dude tailing her in the shadows. During the journey, we see snippets of her playing at a violin competition. She got second place and hated it. Arriving at the bridge, she trolls everyone by making it look like she has jumped off but it is to throw away her violin case. Uhm, did she just pollute the river?! Akira returns to her normal life as she realizes the foreigner watching her. She runs and finds solace at a chapel. Turns out this Austrian dude (damn, he is speaking German? I thought it was French!) was actually her pianist partner at the competition and he loves her violin play. He gives her back her thrown away violin. He actually went into the river to pick it up! No environmental damage. But how the f*ck the violin case still good?! Anyway, he wants her to return playing the violin but she claims she has quit. It’s because of her vow to God that if she had won first place, God would’ve made her wish come true. Flashback reveals she thinks her violin play was just mediocre. Until some guy cheered and supported her. You can see that as he enjoyed her play, she slowly started to fall for him. Thanks to his support she managed to win first place in a competition but to her dismay, at that time he already transferred to another school. So she thought if she won first place, maybe they could meet again. I guess God didn’t want that… Austrian dude continues to stalk Akira. WTF, he got nothing else better to do! OMG, even the police suspecting him! Quick, how to apologize in German! He continues to stalk her at her home. But tonight is the last night he’ll be here and he’ll return to Austria tomorrow. He hopes she changed her mind. I guess she blew his mind by speaking back in German. Sorry, can’t go to Austria. Well then, that’s just too bad. Next day as she bums around, she heads to the spot where she was with her crush. She screams out goodbye but then hears a familiar sad violin song. She follows the song as she realizes how much she actually loved playing the violin before. So who is playing that piece? Why, it’s that Austrian dude! Didn’t he go back?! Apparently he learnt this song from her teacher and thought by playing it, it would reunite him with her. Yeah, so God decided to grant this wish. Akira so touched. And just like that, she decides to return playing the violin and go with him to Austria. Akira thanks her crush for the wonderful memories as she realizes she was just running away. Now it’s time to move on and face her future.

Episode 2
Chie Matsuoka joins up with her band for a jamming session. After that, Chie talks to band member, Ryu about the new songs he is writing. He takes out the wrong disc before giving her the correct one to listen. She likes it and hopes he can write more songs like this. After they leave, a group of fan girls surround Chie. Damn, her songs make straight girls, lesbian? Next day as she goes through the songs she wrote, he calls Ryu to meet up tomorrow early at the studio. Then she has a flashback of some guy she loved in high school. They were in a band together. However he suddenly left. She was heartbroken and vowed never to fall in love again. So is that why she doesn’t write love songs. So what kind of songs does her band sing?! Satan worshipping songs I hope not! Out in town, she spots Ryu talking to a girl. Then meeting him at the studio, she teases him that girl is his girlfriend but he gets upset denying it and runs away. Wow. Shocking. Touched a nerve, did she? A band member talks to her about the things she doesn’t know about them despite being their band leader for a long time. Later she sees Ryu with that girl again. That worried look… She goes to spy them at the café and learns that woman is from a recording label. Seems Ryu has written some love songs and wants to do that because his band leader doesn’t write them. He can make his professional debut if he signs with them. Chie realizes she knew nothing so the next time her band is waiting for her to play, she just drops in to say she quits! WTF?! She runs away and OMG, she’s riding recklessly and f*cking fast in the snow! There’s an oncoming truck!!! Thank goodness the slippery sliding has her miss it but now she falls into the freezing cold sea! Luckily Ryu went after her and saves her from drowning. Chie wakes up in hospital. She looks pretty alright for one who just got soaked in the sea. She starts blaming herself for being selfish and that they’re just putting up with her dreams but a band member slaps her for that. Another band member clarifies that despite Ryu wanting to play love songs, he also likes her songs. That’s why he couldn’t tell her. And when she learns he broke a finger while rescuing her, she rushes all the way back just to apologize she destroyed his dream. Luckily it’s just his pinky. Phew. Next time the band plays, Chie announces Ryu’s professional debut. She shocks everyone including her band that their next number is a love song that she wrote during her school days. Can they do it without practising? Yes they can. Damn, they can go professional already!

Episode 3
Kotone Serizawa narrates she believes in angels because she met one before. That’s figuratively speaking, right? So we see her taking a midnight express train. She notices a drunk man harassing Yuu Nanase. Kotone goes to tell him off so he gets mad. Luckily, Yuu tells him his stop is here or he’ll miss it. Instantly he runs out. For the rest of the journey, Kotone accompanies Yuu and they talk on things. It seems Kotone is taking a trip because she is heartbroken that the guy she dated for so many years, has broken up. She doesn’t think men are trustworthy. But could it be that Kotone is just drunk and just ranting as she wishes? Yuu continues to believe that true love exists while Kotone remains sceptical. Well, believe it or not, it is still there. At the next stop, they are supposed to part since they will be taking different trains. However Kotone decides to follow Yuu to see for herself and let her prove that true love exists. This has Yuu relate her story how she met a guy she loves exactly a year ago. She was looking at the night sky at Miyajima when she met him. They talked about things and then a beautiful meteor shower happened. However he soon moved away. Hence Yuu believes that if she goes there tonight, she can meet him again. But wait. There’s a typhoon predicted to pass through. Even so, Yuu will still go. Despite all the odds, Yuu seems pretty lucky, if not everything just coincidental. Kotone continues to follow her and despite many times she tells her to give up as the storm is getting worse, Yuu treks on. Kotone can go back if she wants to. Of course she has to see this through, right? Then at the same spot as they wait and the rain is pouring like mad, Kotone wonders if this is an attempt to make her believe in love again. And then suddenly like a miracle, the typhoon stops. The clear night sky appears and those beautiful meteor shower. Wow. So beautiful. Next day as they head back, they might think it is all coincidence but Kotone decides to believe that for the rest of her life. After they part ways, Kotone starts thinking that Yuu might be a travelling angel who believes in love. Next time when they meet during their travels, she hopes to tell her that she too believes in love. I hope this isn’t a sign that Kotone has fallen in love with Yuu…

Episode 4
What was supposed to be a routine check-up for Manami Sugiahara, suddenly turned into hospitalization. Not sure what disease she has but she sure looks fine to me! During her stay, she overheard the doctor saying how the test results were the same. Manami takes this as she has not long to live. Everyone is just supporting her so she must try her best to put up a smile before she dies. A fate she has readily accepted. As she aspires to be a poet, she thought of living behind her works. Hence during her stay, we see her dreaming up fantasies as she writes down in her poem. Like this bird who looks similar to the one she found (aren’t sparrows all look the same?!) and this led her to meet the boy she loves. When her friends visit, she thinks it is true that she is going to die. HUH?! More fantasies about she and her friends including her boyfriend taking a trip to the beach. One day a young doctor examines her because his dad is away for a meeting. WTF he asks her to strip?! Just to take her temperature or heartbeat, silly! Could he have worded it in a better way?! Anyway, this allows her to fantasize how she was forcefully kidnapped by this doctor and locked away, hoping her hero boyfriend would come rescue her. And then he crashed the wedding to save her and they lived a very happy life. At the end of the poem, she realizes she doesn’t want to die yet. She will do all it takes to live, even if it means going through any painful surgical procedure. D-day is here as the doctor announces the results to Manami and her parents. She is healthy and has nothing wrong! Her parents protest because she has always been weak from the start but the old doctor tells them off that because they worry too much for her, they made her nervous and this had an effect on the test results. Wow. All in the mind, huh? And so Manami is set free but thanks to her stay, she managed to figure out her future.

Episode 5
Kaho Morii and her friend, Kyoko Hiyama are track relay runners. We see a flashback that Kaho got into running because of a guy. Naturally she fell for him but then right before a meet, he moved. I guess she failed to pass this baton. She still thinks of him from time to time, hoping that perhaps they’ll meet in the next race. Kyoko tells her to forget it because it’s an unrequited love. When the coach announces the candidates for those for the next meet, suddenly Kyoko says she can’t go because she is transferring school. WTF, this sudden bomb?! Apparently she can’t bring herself to tell that her dad is transferring due to work and since he’ll be lonely and living expenses will rise if Kyoko were to stay behind, I guess she will follow him. Kaho is sad but Kyoko will be her coach till departure day. However Kyoko notices her times not improving. Kaho has grandma do a favour and make Kyoko her special okonomiyaki on the day she leaves. The day before Kyoko is supposed to leave, Kaho visits to help pack. Of course she goes through her photo album and reminisces all the embarrassing photos. When Kyoko asks about the photo of her crush, Kaho claims she lost it but still remembers him in her heart. Ironically he is always running in front of her and she could only see his back. After Kaho leaves, Kyoko suddenly catches up to talk to her. Something about because she is always thinking of her crush, she can’t do well. Relay a teamwork sport. This doesn’t sit well for Kaho because of this guy, he made her go this far. I guess friendship is over, huh? No more friends! Next day, Kaho sulks in her room. Grandma asks her to help to make the okonimiyaki but Kaho says she no more has a friend. Chill grandma says whatever. What a waste. Damn, I love this grandma so cool. She even tries to make her feel guilty by asking if this is okay. It’s not only your memories, you know. Then the phone rings. Kaho doesn’t pick up so the voice message. Yup, it’s Kyoko. Basically she’s telling her feelings for her. More than friends kind of feelings? The wakeup call Kaho needs but too late when she reaches the phone. But can she get to the train station? Oh damn, grandma already waiting in her truck! Get in, we’re gonna reach the station real quick! Oh f*ck! Grandma driving like a pro and taking shortcuts! Until the traffic jam. Oh f*ck, I really wanted to see grandma drift some more! Best character of the series! I guess it’s time to see Kaho sprint. Damn, she jumped over the turnstile without paying and even runs faster than the departing train to hand over the okonomiyaki to Kyoko in time?! Farewell saved. Memories cherished. That’s the power of friendship for you!

Episode 6
Wakana Ayasaki seems troubled. This affects he archery so her grandpa tells her to go see the monk, Gengaku at the mountain shrine. She starts off by saying that she is troubled by her perfection which could be earthly desires. He wants her to demonstrate it but she can’t. That means there are no earthly desires. Then what is it that is annoying her? Earthly desires! WTF?! Hey, she’s the one who said it. He then asks if they are bad. She relates her best friends parents who were the ideal of true love suddenly divorced. She thinks earthly desires caused this. So is love eternal? He then asks if she is living. Why of course. Because we’re breathing. But if you breathe, you eventually die. So if you don’t breathe, you’re not alive and hence you won’t die! WTF THIS INCEPTION LEVEL MINDF*CK!!!! As she still doesn’t understand why people love, he takes her to see their reflection on the pool. Who is he? No, he is not the monk but he is her. Because he looked at her, he becomes her. When people love others, they love themselves. But Wakana thinks that is self-love and it is wrong. Though, it isn’t wrong to love others for one’s self. Since she still doesn’t get it, a change in pace. He goes to buy crepes for them. Now what do you think of this? Because of earthly desires, people think in different ways and hence they may look like a corrupt monk dating a high school girl. Wakana comes to a conclusion that earthly reasons cannot be rid of but needs great spiritual strength so as not to be misled by them. Well, if she says so. But we know something is still not right as her archery is still off. That night she dreams when she was young, she was trapped in a storeroom. All alone in the dark, a boy came to save and comfort her. It was at that moment she realized her heart beat harder when she was with him.

Wakana returns to the monk and says she wants to believe in love and nothing else. Gengaku uses that divorce example that their marriage was based on earthly desires but that doesn’t necessarily be true. Wakana is confused because where did their love go? She doesn’t want to be bothered by it then. She remembers her parents’ marriage was an arranged one but their love grew little by little. Wakana notes she wants to kiss and more confusing Inception mindf*ckery because they’re talking about how fire is hot but also has coolness. HUH???!!! Gengaku then tells a story of his friend. Both guys were friends but loved the same girl. In the end, the girl chose the best friend instead of the guy she was supposed to be with. It is because of the difference in their selves on how they love her. While the guy says he will make her happy, those are just words and it is just ego. The best friend showed it by his actions and that is self. Ego is self-centred while self exists everywhere and overlaps with others. In the end, the guys remained friend and the married couple remain happily married for 50 over years. So saying there is eternal love is both right and wrong. Because love is supposed to shine when it is born. In that sense, it is both eternal and not. Hence the love between the divorcees will not disappear. It was the truth as it was. Gengaku wants her to believe in her love and cherish it. He uses another example, citing the creator of this bridge trying to ignore the people while sitting here to write his perfect poem. In the end, people are just walking on the bridge. Acknowledging them as they are but not being bothered by them. Like everlasting streams, earthly desires will never disappear from the minds of humans. Hence earthly desires can be good or bad, depending on how you live. It is just there. Because of earthly desires, you grow up and evolve. And when you are awakened, you don’t see earthly desires. Hence it is that boy in her memory who also taught her that. Wakana is now enlightened and understands. She asks a last question about the heartbroken boy. He notes he became a monk and probably eating the best jelly stuff with his best friend’s daughter. Ah, real life lessons. F*CK, THIS EPISODE WAS SURE F*CKING CONFUSING BUT ENLIGHTENING AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 7
When Rurika Yamamoto was young, she accidentally broke a fossil specimen while putting it away. Afraid of being scolded and ostracized (hey, as a kid, that was terrifying), a boy suggests he accompany her to go apologize. But the next day, it seems that boy transferred out! Holy sh*t! Last minute thingy?! But the thing is, he took the blame and said he was the one who broke it. Ever since, Rurika never wanted to lie again. Until 6 years later… Because as she is working part time at a convenience store, a girl named Kasumi Imanaka suddenly barges in. You thought she is going to rob her but leaves her a love letter instead. In actuality, Rurika has a twin brother, Masahiro. He saved her from an incoming baseball at a baseball game. Instantly she fell in love with him and gave him her number to call. But that jerk lost it during another game. That was months ago and now Masahiro already has a girlfriend! Then a big convenience, Masahiro’s face popped up at the convenience store where he works (I guess a big convenience for twins is that they can swap places without suspecting) and came all the way here. Wow. That’s really determination. Rurika wants Masahiro to call Kasumi and tell her the truth. Since he won’t, she calls him for her but her plan backfires as he locks her out and runs away. Kasumi answers the phone. Hello? Hence Rurika has to fake as her twin. Kasumi wants to date Masahiro once since she will be going to America for a surgery. Since Rurika can’t turn her down… Oh well, she already lied pretending to be Masahiro, right?

They have a lot of fun on their date. To outsiders, looks like a straight couple dating but we all know it’s some lesbian dating… Then it’s time for toilet. Oh damn, Rurika has to go the men’s section? As they continue their fun, Rurika realizes her phone’s alarm is off. Because during the toilet trip, he is supposed to swap with Masahiro. So she calls him to say the swap is unnecessary since she is having a blast. Who’s the loser now? Rurika then stumbles and drops her bag. Oh damn, this aquarium has that giant fossil specimen. Brings back memories, huh? As Rurika ponders about carrying on this lie, Kasumi kisses her! Lesbian kiss! However, she knows Rurika is Masahiro’s twin because she saw her ID when she dropped her bag. Also, she had her suspicions since her body size is smaller of a normal man. But Kasumi also comes clean about her lie. Although she is going to USA but it is to study medicine under her uncle. She lied about the surgery just to gain sympathy. Rurika feeling so weird and relieved that she just drops and laughs her ass off. Everyone so confused… And so while lying won’t go away anytime, Rurika hopes to continue living without lying. Not even a white lie?

Episode 8
Be warned. Mysoginic talk. Oki is saying how women especially high school girls today have no moral standards. But Tatsuya Tazaki still believes if given a chance, they can become a lady. But Oki rubbishes it that the dream is dead. When they patron a diner, it seems all the young waitresses there are slacking. Especially Asuka Hoshino who is taking their order. She doesn’t know anything! ANYTHING! And she’s so f*cking clumsy! That is when Oki throws him a challenge. If he can turn her into a lady in this My Fair Lady contest, he will take back what he said and also give him a decorative plate that he wants so much. Okay, challenge accepted. Hence Oki shows him slides of Asuka. Damn, this guy got all her detail right down to her habits! OMFG! This guy from the CIA or a stalker?! Basically, Asuka is one of those easy dumb girls. Tazaki believes he can change her so be prepared to hand over the plate. Tazaki goes to see Asuka and claims he is from the scouting agency who can turn her into a star. Despite being told all the hardships, Asuka agrees to do it. Uhm, does she really understand what she is getting into? I mean, she doesn’t even know what the word silver screen means!

First up, Tazaki talks to her and tries to adjust the way she talks and all. Yeah, despite she doesn’t have a boyfriend, I figure no matter how cute she is, no guys want a dumb girl! HAHAHA!!! Oops, sounds mysoginic… Then he takes her to a traditional Japanese house to learn some traditional stuffs. Especially this walking and balancing thingy. Despite falling over many times, she ‘won’ because she never gave up until she succeeds. We see snippets of Tazaki polishing Asuka into a fine lady. Damn, she’s looking so fine that she’s altogether a different person. Even if she made mistakes, she recovers elegantly. Nice. The day of the contest is here and it seems Asuka is late. Something feels wrong because she never showed up. No matter how much Tazaki looked for her, she never showed her face. Did she stood him up? The contest was won by someone else. When Tazaki meets Oki again, the latter gives him the plate and considers him won their contest. Why? Asuka told him that the night before the competition, she heard about some promised message over the radio. Although it was meant for another couple, she thought it was for her so she ran all the way to a cinema to catch that last show. To Oki, she has transformed into a magnificent lady. And now Asuka is here, given the chance to apologize to Tazaki. She claims she has tried to look for him at his office many times but right after the contest ended, he was transferred. She hopes to enter this industry by herself next time. Man, Asuka now a much more polite and graceful waitress. Things do change. Until she slips and crashes… Oh well, some things don’t change…

Episode 9
Miyuki Hosaka is the heir to a family kimono business. You can tell she is going to be a good heir. One day, grandpa summons her because he plans to have an arranged marriage meeting with a guy who is also adept in the kimono industry. Of course he isn’t asking her to get married now but it would be good for them to start now since she’ll be carrying on in this industry. At first Miyuki accepts it without much thought. But after a night of thinking, she realizes perhaps this isn’t what she wants to do in life so next morning she changes her mind. She won’t attend. Of course this startles grandpa. Arrangements are made, can’t just cancel last minute. Oh yeah? She won’t go anyway. Wow. Teenage rebellion. In class, Miyuki tells her friends about it so they make plans to go interrupt the meeting. But as Miyuki returns home, grandpa says the meeting is already cancelled so she is free. Wow. Suddenly grandpa agrees about individual freedom. Miyuki although relieved, still feels weird so she visits her favourite uncle, Kazuyoshi who is good in kimono art, to help feel better. Soon, mom says a relative named Kaoru Takahashi will be visiting but since she will be away for a community meeting, she wants Miyuki to take care of him. She agrees to do that. But upon seeing Kaoru at the train station, she realizes this is the guy in the photo of her cancelled arrangement. Knowing she has been set up, she decides to leave. Since he claims he has no choice to do as he is told unlike her who is free to express her freedom, she denies and thinks they are both alike.

So they hang out together as Miyuki tells her story. She actually hated kimono because her family used to make her wear them and parade in front of others. She actually likes painting and art more than kimono and wanted to be an artist. But a boy from her class complimented how good she looked in one and so that piqued her interest. Since kimono has its own art style, you could say that’s a compromise. She notes that today’s younger generation may not know how to appreciate kimono so she is trying to use computer and virtual software to help do some promotion. Then she sees Kazuyoshi throwing away his base art. Seems he has quit his job. He claims after seeing someone creating kimono using computer software, his hand skills are no match. Miyuki objects since his artwork is still beautiful. He assures he still loves kimono but needs to take a break from it. As Kaoru parts from Miyuki, he is happy to note that he has got some of his confidence back and meeting her sorted out his feelings as he knows she loves kimono a lot. So while it might look like the other family turned down the meeting and Kaoru taking his time to think about his future, Miyuki also does the same for herself.

Episode 10
Emiru Nagakura enters an abandoned building to retrieve some bottle. Oh sh*t, crows all around! Alfred Hitchcock time?! Then it starts raining and she takes shelter. Of course this place is haunted as we hear some spirit trying to catch Emiru and use her body as his vessel. Emiru remembers talking to a boy she likes about spirits who inhabits objects called tsukumogami. Anyway, the spirit claims this place will be demolished for a park and so he won’t have that, he’ll live in her body as his new home for eternity. Emiru runs from all his illusions but the spirit remains persistent in making her give up her body. Until she reaches a sanctuary room with a magic circle. Instantly all illusions die down. As she rests in the circle, we see her past. Emiru was always a bit of a weird girl. Let’s say she could see a bit of the supernatural and hence others call her weird names. Then a boy transferred to her class and since he too believed in spirits, they become friends. He takes her to this abandoned building for their own adventure and before long, you could say they were inseparable. This place also became their base. He drew a magic circle so that his powers will channel to her when he is not around. At first she thought he was joking but looks like he is going to move away. She didn’t want to be separated. Then they found a bottle and he wrote a letter in it stating they’ll meet again in the future. It’ll be their time capsule. When Emiru thinks she heard that boy’s voice, she leaves the circle to follow him. Turns out to be another illusion and trap by the spirit, whose core is the clock mechanism. He still wants her body because he doesn’t want to lose and be forgotten. Emiru agrees to let him have her even if she will not be herself anymore. However, she then claims memories are not forgotten and even if this building isn’t around, as long as she remembers, this building will exist forever. So even if she dies, the memories will still exist. Wait. What?! And just like that, the spirit accepts and gives up. Eternity, right? Emiru is freed from the illusions and returns to reality. She finds the bottle and buries it. Many years later, the place is now a park. Emiru visits and still remembers the place like how it was before. And of course, the bottle still buried somewhere there. It too will continue to exist forever (unless somebody recycles it!) and even though if Emiru grows up, she won’t lose her dream.

Episode 11
Taeko Adachi shows Chigusa Kudo a few manga examples of how cultural festivals can blossom love! Yeah, it’s going to be as realistic as it can get. You bet Chigusa is going to have some reservations. The boy Chigusa has a crush on, Tetsuro Sasaki is Taeko’s childhood friend and you can tell they always argue with each other, so much so everyone just calls this their lover’s quarrel. They’re even in sync when they disagree. Just get married already! After showing more manga examples, Taeko sets up some planning session in her house with Chigusa and Tetsuro. She leaves them alone but WTF Tetsuro often goes to the toilet? Weird moment because Taeko and Tetsuro argue about serving the drinks, almost spill everything but Chigusa saves it. Weird close proximity for the pseudo couple. Later Taeko apologizes that this didn’t turn out well but Chigusa knows all too well that Tetsuro wasn’t looking at her but someone else. Manga didn’t teach you that! Next day, Taeko learns from mom that Tetsuro’s family is moving away since their business has been hard hit. This brings back memories of a boy she liked. He too moved away suddenly and she regretted not being able to give him her letter. Yeah, she got his. An apology letter, that’s all. Taeko tells this to Chigusa and so to prepare for that they he’ll move away (right after the festival), she suggests knitting him a sweater.

Chigusa thinks Tetsuro likes Taeko since she is the only one whom he calls by her first name. Taeko thinks of her first crush and I guess manga examples won’t help, huh? Tetsuro and Taeko have to look for sponsors since they went over the budget. Damn, hard times. Nobody wants to sponsor them. As they rest, she suddenly asks him if he loves someone. He says yes but won’t say who. Startled Taeko trips. He catches. Does this situation look like a manga cliché? You bet because Chigusa sees this! Awkward! Not what you think! During the school festival, that awkward distance between the girls. Tetsuro tries to tell Taeko something but she cuts him off and says she can’t see him more than just friends. Friendzone! Yeah, Taeko confused nothing is working out like in the manga! On the day Tetsuro is supposed to move, Taeko goes to see him just to make sure he accepts Chigusa’s sweater. What’s this? You reject it?! BAKA! It is clarified that although his family is moving, he is not changing schools since the new place is within the same neighbourhood. Also, Chigusa didn’t complete her sweater yet but will do so when she is ready to confess to him. Eh? What?! Actually, Tetsuro has a crush on Chigusa and his nervousness makes him serious and all. Since he is childhood friends with Taeko, hence why he can always act normally like buddies. And that’s the biggest manga twist for Taeko. Relieved, I guess she can’t show Chigusa more manga examples from now on, huh? But as she wishes for her own boyfriend, sarcastic Tetsuro says it’s impossible for her! Another manga cliché for you!

Episode 12
Honoka Sawatari mails a letter and is watched by a creepy postman. Is he a f*cking stalker?! Anyway, Honoka doesn’t like it when her friends talk about dating guys and hanging out. Why, it seems she has her own guy she loves: Her father! Her friends think that doesn’t count but to Honoka, daddy is the world to her. One night, she gets a phone call claiming they received her letter about a request to find a certain boy who transferred to another school. They would like to use this request on their programme. Honoka turns him down. Apparently her friends used her name without her permission and she is not amused. However, isn’t she the guy whom she wanted to meet? Well, yes and no. She doesn’t want to see him now because he has turned 17 years old. WTF?! She continues to mail her letter and the postman happily delivers it. While she thinks about that old crush of hers, we hear her say that she hates men because of their lust for women. Note, she doesn’t hate boys. But men. Except daddy. He is special. Always the exception, huh? Honoka leaves in a hurry when the guys in her class talk about girls and boobs. You know, those kind of stuffs. Accidentally she drops her letter and her friend, Saki picks it up. She returns it to her and apologizes for reading it. Saki of course gives her 2 cents worth of advice that this doesn’t look like she’s writing to someone she loves. She must accepts males are just human beings and she has to grow up and stop being daddy’s girl. Honoka doesn’t care about that and thinks things will remain the same. Until Saki mentions about how without her dad, she will not be born in this world, Honoka slaps her. Wow. DRAMA!

So as Honoka ponders about all this, one day as she visits her daddy at work, she heard his colleagues gossiping that he might have an affair with his assistant, Aoi. They were seen together. Oh my. And just like that, Honoka is depressed and doesn’t even want to talk or see daddy! Why the sudden change?! Because of that, she doesn’t mail her letter and the postman is asking her why! Damn, he scares her off! The next time they meet and as she is still hesitant of mailing, the postman asks if he could be that guy of her dreams. Because he has grown fond of her after all that stalking! Damn, you scared her away again! Honoka then confronts Aoi and asks her directly about the affair. She laughs it off and reveals that her dad came to ask for advice on his daughter. Despite reading shoujo manga for 30 years, he still doesn’t understand how she thinks! Ironically, Aoi also asks about a past love she had. So daddy says believe in the magic of love. So that came from the shoujo manga?! This has Honoka remember those good times with that boy. Hence Honoka replies the postman that he can’t return his love because she still has feelings for someone she cannot forget. She hopes he can deliver her letter to him. Well, it’s his job. And he’ll see to it personally! But when he notes he is no longer needed, he disappears! Freaky! And then his face pops back up in a photo of Honoka? Could he be that boy?! Dead?! Or is he some letter spirit or something?! I don’t get it but it’s freaky!

Love Will Always Find A Way
Oh… Well… Uhm… I don’t know what to say. Having spent so many years watching anime, I guess the only thing that I’m feeling pretty sentimental and nostalgic about is how old I’ve become! Oh damn. Okay, maybe remembering some of the retro animes that I have watched throughout the years and from time to time. So it is with mixed feelings that I have after finishing watching this omnibus of short love stories. If it was the younger me back then, perhaps I would have been a lot more emotional and confused about some of the stories. And through the years I have been watching all sorts of animes, hence my feelings are a bit numb so I didn’t even need any tissue in watching these episodes. Well, I wouldn’t say they are even close to being tear jerkers but like I’ve said, if I was 20 years younger and still very green and naïve about the world of anime, perhaps I would’ve cried in watching some of the episodes. Also, since one also tears up from nostalgia because one has already reached that old age, since I didn’t I guess this is good news that I am not that old yet? Haha! Good for me then. More animes to watch for the coming years!

Story wise, since they are all independent of each other, some are hits and some are misses. For example, the most enjoyable one for me was Wakana’s episode because it had a lot of enlightening dialogues. Even though it was the most confusing and near Inception-level of mindf*ck, but it was still far best the most different and unique among the love stories that was offered here. So everything is what you want it to be, huh? Oh man, not sure if I can use that lesson right but whatever. Taeko’s one is also enjoyable and funny since she herself is almost a funny girl. You know, I like funny (and pretty) girls. Heh. Yeah, like Asuka too. Some are boring like Miyuki’s one because in the end it felt like nothing really happens. Even Chie’s one felt boring. I bet the love song is going to sound bland. Heh. Same for Yuu. WTF this lesbian road trip? Then there is Emiru’s one which is freaking creepy. You know me, I dislike the supernatural and especially horror genre. Even as I am typing this, my hair is standing on its edge even though that episode isn’t as spooky as it is supposed to be. But my aversion for that genre and not expecting it in this sort of love story was probably why I let my guard down. And some were a load of melodrama like Akira, Honoka and Manami.

One thing that really bugged me in all of the girls’ stories is that I noticed that all of them when young, they had a boy whom they had a crush on. But that boy transferred away! OMG! Is this a freaking coincidence?! It’s like the boy came into her life, they spend some time together and then under whatever circumstances, he has to go away. Never to be seen ever again. WTF?! What’s more, that boy is nameless and faceless and sometimes even voiceless! Oh damn. Because of that, I’m starting to think that it could be the same boy who is, uhm, twelve timing these girls!!! Or is he some spirit trying to fulfil his lingering regrets in this world by dating 12 different girls in 12 different cities?! Yeah, nothing breaks a girl’s heart more when a boy has to move somewhere far away and there would be no way to contact him. Hey, may I remind you that this anime came out in 1998! A time where the internet and handphones are close to being as rare as a four leaf clover! You could have better luck in finding a unicorn than those convenient advanced human communication tools! Hahaha! Okay, so I exaggerated but you get the point.

Of course, it is only subsequently that I found out that this anime was based on an old retro dating simulation game called Sentimental Graffiti. Sorry people, it is not even an eroge. At least, I couldn’t find any info about it having explicit sex scenes. Just your ordinary dating sim like Tokimeki Memorial, huh? Anyway… Hence, that boy in all the girls’ flashback could be the protagonist of the game. Hence the anime is actually an epilogue to the game’s scenarios! Wow. Then it makes a lot of sense then. But still, it still bugs me that if it is the same protagonist boy, damn this guy is good in getting 12 different girlfriends and then breaking their hearts by leaving. Well, at least the good news is that we see the girls managing to overcome and get by in life. So yeah, his presence may have left some sort of vacuum and impact in them (for drama purposes, what else) but in the end, it made them strong and move on.

As for the characters, they’re pretty okay. I mean, it is only a single episode so how much more can they flesh out in that 24 minutes of running time? We just get to know their circumstances, the love dilemma that they are facing, a little bit of drama and then it is over. Because life has to go on. So yeah, love is a very broad subject and what we see here ranges from straight love to lesbian love and to even old guys love. As varied and stereotyped you can get back in the late 90’s. Of course I need to mention the best and personal favourite character of the series: Kaho’s grandma! Don’t get the wrong idea I’m thinking into grandma type women! Anyway, this grandma is just so chill and cool. She understands what her granddaughter thinks and damn, I’d be her fan if I could see more of her exceptional driving skills!

As you would have come to expect, the art and animation are really old school and retro style. You can tell that everything is so dated in the animation and all. The one kind look of the characters that is only very distinct from that era. Yeah. I’m getting so nostalgic just thinking about that. Anime sure has come a long way. This anime is done by the veteran studio of Sunrise who has animated lots of mega hits like Gintama, Cowboy Bebop, Code Geass, Inu Yasha, the Gundam franchise, Accel World and Mai-HiME. My heart has a soft spot for retro-like songs. So it is no surprise that the opening song, Tenshi Ni Aitakute by Kaoru Watanabe is to my liking since it has that nostalgic and retro vibe. Though, it could just be me as I find some lines similar to the tune of Chibi Maruko-chan’s Yume Ippai. Kaoru Watanabe also sings the ending theme, Keep On Smile and you bet this also reeks some nostalgic and retro vibes. Yeah, I like the jazzy and easy fanfare, making this slow-moderate song lively in its own right. I’ll definitely keep on smiling when I continue to listen to this piece. Uhm, sounds a bit like a Christmas song too if you ask me.

Overall, this anime just reminded me about other nostalgic and retro animes that consists of different girls with different stories to tell: Seraphim Call and Kita E Diamond Dust Drops. Oh wow. How long did I watch those? Felt like ages. By today’s standards, this anime will be lacking in a lot of areas and hence that is a good reason why this remained a classic sentimental retro. It is an easy watch and not too heavy on all the sides. If you want to reminisce and appreciate old animes, this one should be a suitable choice. So is this retro ultimately a good anime? Well, uhm, there is no good or bad for this anime. It is just a series that exists right there. Because of earthly desires, lovers would shower endless praises, haters would harshly criticize it with hate, but this show will always be there for eternally, ready to allow those who want to experience some retro love romance drama while ignoring those who just don’t give a f*cks about such nostalgic stuffs. Sentimentality. It’s all just in your mind. Ugh… Okay, I tried and it wasn’t a good one anyway. 😬