HOLY F*CK???!!! HOW THE HECK DID I MISS THIS???!!! Oh well… You see, when I first heard of Harem Camp, I thought this was the much needed ‘male targeted’ series to counter that wholesome (and extremely boring!) anime about a group of cute girls doing camping. That’s right. Here I was, thinking this was going to be so much more ‘entertaining and a whole lot of fun’ with a little bit of funny fanservice hijinks on the outdoors. So I thought. Thus it baffled me why this series was not on the seasonal list of animes even more so when it aired back in the final quarter of 2022. Did it slip my radar somehow? Yup, the thought of as well as the huge tag labelling as HENTAI, I somehow missed that sign and only realized so until I watched the first episode. Oh… Oh… OOOHHH… No wonder… So I got a little more than I bargained for on this sex camp…
Episode 1
Kensuke Yamamichi is camping alone in the mountains when suddenly 3 lost girls approach him. You can tell that they are not prepared for camping. Uh huh. Wearing those kind of clothes in the mountains?! He offers them to stay and of course he thinks he can get lucky with them. Too bad when Haruki Azuma shows up, that killed his libido thinking these girls belong to this dude. Haruki doesn’t think they should stay with this creep but what choice do they have? So as they camp for the night, obviously a single tent is too tight to have 5 people. Yamamichi is still drunk so he tries to get lucky with the one sleeping next to him. As he gropes, he is shocked he is fondling Haruki. But here’s the surprise: Haruki is actually a girl! Now that he thinks about it, she is kinda cute so he continues to molest her. Haruki definitely is against this but you know, the script says she must be turned on by this rape and since she is feeling so good, she lets all this slide. Party is over when he cums all over her thighs! He gets away with it since he calls her cute. Sweet dreams.
Episode 2
Haruki is acting strange the next morning. The girls decide to hit the hotsprings so Yamamichi tells them where to go. Along the way when there is a forked path, Aki Minami tells them to go ahead first since she forgot something. Yamamichi is waiting at the hotspring to peek at the girls. However to his shock, Aki is here. He is busted since she knows he is here to peep on them. Oh well. I guess that’s then end of the voyeurism. And the start of sex! Because Aki tells him to f*ck her. And f*ck her real hard!!! This must be so much better than voyeurism. At the end of the good time, Aki hints she knows he did in Haruki is well. To keep this a secret, they think it’s best not to see each other again. As school begins, the girls will have a new replacement teacher. Guess what? It’s Yamamichi!!!!
Episode 3
While Aki is more forgiving, Haruki isn’t so for doing, uhm, let’s say he did stuffs on her. It seems Aki wants Yamamichi to become the advisor of their camping club. He agrees because he knows some camping stuffs (and of course Aki ‘threatening’ she’ll reveal some stuffs if he refused). Hey, at least he might have a chance to get lucky with them. Like real soon. Because Natsuki Kitamura comes to help clean the clubroom with him. It’s one of the sleaziest reasons for them to have sex. Uh huh. She really wanted to see him again and just like that, he lets her have her way with him. The standard hentai stuff and thankfully they finish up before the rest arrive. Yup, all cleaned up and nothing dirty left behind. Get what I’m saying?!
Episode 4
Yay! We’re going camping again! Of course Yamamichi must tag along since he has a car and of course as Haruki puts it, he’ll get all the necessary items for the camp for them, RIGHT?! Are you girls seriously interested in camping? So we see him do all the work setting up while they laze around. Except for Natsuki. She’s helping out so this makes the rest too want to help out. Because Natsuki has been flirtatiously close to him, this makes Aki a bit jealous. So when all the girls are outside cooking, time for this vixen to lure him in and invite him to f*ck her ass! You think this guy is going to pass up this chance! Thank goodness he brought his condom so he can f*ck he real hard! YEAH! What a wonderful start to the camp and hope they aren’t full from this. Once they’re done, suddenly they hear somebody about to come in.
Episode 5
Touko Saionji is looking for her dog but only sees sensei and Aki. Oh, looks like they managed to cover up in time. Nothing suspicious here. Later as they eat, Haruki bans Yamamichi from sharing the same sleeping tent with them. Go sleep in the car. Heh, trying to vouch for human rights, huh? Haruki doesn’t care! This causes the rest to think something is wrong because Haruki has always been cool and never loses composure. Of course Haruki blames him. While the girls take a bath, Yamamichi plans to peep on them. But what’s this? He realizes he is in the wrong side when he sees Touko changing. Shy girl turns into sexual monster because after seeing the shape of his dick, she likes it?! Then she makes him obey like a dog. Consider this his doggie training. She does feet job on him until he cums and then makes him lick her pussy till she cums. Best training ever?
Episode 6
Since Touko is taking too long, Aki and Natsuki come to check. Yeah, caught them in the act. Aki realizes sensei has done in all the students and wants to continue this training and so the orgy continues. However Natsuki is in shock and devastated that she thought she was the only one whom he was f*cking. But with Aki pressuring her, she won’t lose out and joins the orgy. The best foursome ever? Yeah, when you can make all the women cum at the same time… Haruki comes in looking for everybody and sees this unholy act. Yeah, everyone caught with their pants down. She becomes mad that he has been f*cking her friends. Is a slap going to be effective? Haruki wants to hand Yamamichi to the cops although Aki cautions her in doing that. If that happens, no more camping club. Nobody to help them with camping and they’ll lose their ride (and to ride the dick too, AHAHA!!!). While everyone else is ready to forgive him and continue to let this convenient guy be by their side, Haruki isn’t impressed and runs away. Yamamichi goes to look for her as he has the rest wait at the camp since it is getting dark.
Episode 7
Well, Haruki is lost. Luckily Yamamichi is here to bring her back. However en route home, she needs to go to the toilet. Luckily for her, there is a stall nearby. Too bad there are lots of bugs! Yeah, bugs are attracted to lights. Well, if she can’t do it in there, then it’s the bushes. After she is done with her business, she realizes Yamamichi isn’t around and gets scared. He returns with toilet paper as a scared Haruki clings onto him. Yup, your cheesiest excuse for the sex scene. This sexy Haruki turns him on as he starts fingering her with pretence to help clean her. Yeah, the other excuse is that she’s too scared to move or rather she’s feeling good from his molestation. Time to take this to the next level because as he is about to put his dick in, she stops him. Don’t want to do this on the outside. So she’s saying she’s willing if it’s inside? That’s how any guy would interpret it, no?
Episode 8
So technically f*cking inside a car still counts. Haruki allows him to get inside her because she thinks back she has been tomboyish all the time and the one protecting her friends from being hit by those unruly guys. Now she is being treated as a woman so it’s alright, right? Yeah. The most sorry of excuses to get f*cked! Heh. At least she gets done in like a woman. And yeah, best car sex ever? At the end of all that good time, Haruki gets embarrassed and punches sensei. Thanks a lot. Next day, it seems Yamamichi has no recollections of what happened after finding Haruki. Yeah, he thought that make out session was all a dream! Back to reality as he fixes the broken gas stove while Aki cheekily hints at Haruki that she has f*cked sensei. Her mouth says no but her body reaction says… Then all the girls fight over his attention. Better take responsibility equally for all of them! Harem camp or hell camp?
Camping Sex Is So In-tents!
Oh well. It’s the same as always. Honestly, I wasn’t totally surprised or bored while binge watching the entire series. Probably my mind was already on auto numb after the first episode. This is after all a short pseudo hentai series so what else is there to expect? We’re all here for the pseudo sex parts only, right? Right. Perverts.
Feels like a long time ago since I have watched a pseudo hentai series. I mean, not including that raping healer one. If you remember, a few years back, they slipped 1 pseudo hentai series into the normal anime season. A couple of years later, it suddenly died out. No more seasonal pseudo hentai series? Well, probably it was good since those who really want to watch this kind of genre will have a different anime list for them. Yeah, you’d be surprise the amount of 2D smut they are churning out every season. For better or worse, I suppose shows like this won’t ever get listed like this ever again. At least not in the near possible future. Hence this was why this show flew undetected under my radar and I was unaware of it until only recently. Yeah, speaking of which, I don’t even remember how I actually stumbled upon this. After all, Harem Camp doesn’t really sound like a hardcore porn title to begin with.
As usual, have to touch on the sex part because what else is there to talk about? Like I’ve said, after taking a reasonably ‘long’ break from watching such pseudo hentai series, long story short, it didn’t turn me on. Not sure whether this is good news or bad news. Because it proves that I’m not really addicted to this kind of genres and will scour the internet to find more or even hardcore series. On the other hand, could it be that now that I have grown a bit older, that libido inside of me is slowly burning out? Oh wow. How worrisome. I guess I don’t have a girlfriend or wife to make sure of this but whatever! As far as this series is concerned, the sex scenes are pretty standard and quite predictable. Porn logic takes over and thus the dumbest reason to f*ck or the female do something stimulating to the penis of the guy until he cums while the ladies all have super big busty tits. Refractory period doesn’t exist here.
Of course, the genitals are blurred out but is it me or does the mosaic seem minimal? Even with a bit of imagination, you can clearly tell (in your mind) how those genitals look like. Yeah, good thing our girls here love to shave their pussy clean. It might not be new to many but for me, this is the first time such series having 4 different girls to be f*cked. Not 1, not 2 but 4. This is what a harem should be like. So I guess this staves off the boredom of the same couple having the same kind of kinky sex in every episode. Now you have a variety to choose from and even spoilt for choice! So are we getting new members to the camping club or what? On second thought, the less women, the more share. Of his dick, that is! The camping club sure has monopolized Yamamichi’s dick.
As for the story… WHAT STORY?! Oh heck, it could have been anything but camping either. It could have been a gardening club or an outdoor nature loving club and the same sex scene and logic would still apply! Yeah, camping is just a stepping stone and to provide some variation and even bait some like yours truly to think this would be an ecchi version of Yuru Camp. That’s right. Come to think of it. I think this is the biggest reason why Yuru Camp has no males in their groupie!!! Those poor girls will all lose their virginity overnight and stay away from camping forever!!! OMFG. So don’t even think about learning any camping lessons here because all you’ll get is just campy sex! HAHAHA!!! Sighs…
The characters too are so predictable and cliché. You got your psycho b*tch, the psycho slut, the psycho lover and the psycho, uhm, tsundere tomboy? Whatever. Girls in this universe must be sex maniacs and love huge cocks because otherwise the males will die of loneliness for there will be no one else to help release their love juice! HAHAHA!!! I could write crap lines like that too and I’m not even high on drugs! Anyway, you wonder if these girls actually are into camping because all I see is that they haven’t the slightest interest in it and perhaps this club is just a cover up to go f*ck their sensei. I mean, they are so ill prepared the first time (how the f*ck do you even dress like that going into the woods?!) and even in subsequent camping trips, it is Yamamichi who does and sets up everything. How convenient. Makes me think that they were lost in the first episode just to hunt and prey for a sex slave. Yamamichi hit the jackpot. Such a win-win situation for everybody because as a teacher, he gets to f*ck his young girls who will not rat on him. Losing access to the camping club is just a big load of BS and just a cover up and another way to say that they don’t want to lose their favourite dick. That’s actually how I see it!
Aki is perhaps the most boring of the girls because well, she’s your pretty standard slut who wants to f*ck. Touko is a bit curious because on the outside she is a shy person but don’t let her catch a glimpse of your erected dick because she’ll become some monster dog trainer or something. Bad dog if you don’t obey! I never thought a girl like Natsuki would actually truly have feelings for Yamamichi but tough luck she is in the wrong genre and anime. Yamamichi’s dick has been inside of everyone so too bad Natsuki, your pussy wasn’t the exclusive one. Hence, peer pressure is the only thing that is making her stay instead of walking out and finding a more faithful man or a wholesome life. Ah yes, true love so hard to come by.
Finally, Haruki your tomboyish character and the rebel. This is needed for some drama because with the other girls so willing and easy, there must be one that has to put up the resistance and seemingly against you. Because it is all so satisfactory when you get to f*ck such kind of people. It’s like a sign that they have submitted to you. Uh huh. Haruki’s mouth might say no but her body is saying yes. Thus this guilt that she looks so tomboyish but when she gets f*cked by Yamamichi, it is a privilege because he is treating her as a woman! Porn logic working at its finest, people! On a trivial note, when I first saw Haruki, it had me thinking why the f*ck as that titular character from Uzaki-chan Wa Asobitai is doing here???!!! OMFG!!! Tomboyish girl with sugoi dekai tits… Oh no! I cannot unsee this!!! Is this what Uzaki porn looks like????!!!! F*ck! Now my image of sugoi dekai has been truly tainted!!! It’s now sugoi hentai! OH NO!!!!
Also to note the ending theme, Harem Beat by our quartet camping sluts girls is a lively denpa song that would’ve been oh so cute if not for the sex theme that somewhat ruined the cutesy and innocent image of this song. I also doubt this would be a song for sex or even a camping song! And why does this song sound so familiar like the ending theme of Inu Ni Nattara Suki Na Hito Ni Hirowareta? Must be those crazy denpa vibes. And there’s an instrumental version of this if you don’t want to hear those cute squeaky girls’ voice and just want to hear the crazy techno synthesizer laden music. Which honestly, sometimes sounds a heck lot better.
Overall, this series is cheesy and crappy as it is disappointing. I give it a perfect ten(t). Heh. Just wanted to make that lame camping pun. Only sex amateurs might be turned on in seeing this. And you know, such shows are a dime a dozen on the internet and especially the dark web. So garner more experience and turn into a veteran by watching more of those shows! Otherwise, I think I’ll be waiting for the next and (boring) third season of Yuru Camp to be aired so as to blow away the disappointment of this pseudo hentai series. Better wholesome than horny. Yeah, I must be getting old. Now I’m going to sing a SpongeBob’s campfire song version of this before I go to bed…
C-A-M-P-F-U-C-K S-O-N-G song,
C-A-M-P-F-U-C-K S-O-N-G song,
And if you don’t think they can f*ck ‘em faster then you’re wrong.
But it’ll help if you just cum along,
C-A-M-P-F-U-C-K S-O-N-G song!
C-A-M-P-F-U-C-K S-O-N-G song!
It’ll help, it’ll help if you just cum along!
OH YEEEEEAAAAAH!
Perfect ten(t) for my humour! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!